July 9, 2025 • 33 mins
Alexis is a starving artist living above a coffee shop when she decides to watch a YouTube video on how to manifest a sexy boyfriend. But what shows up in her bedroom that night is definitely not human and he wants to stick his tentacles anywhere they'll fit.
Book Credit: Tentacle Entanglement by Siggy Shade
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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will be doing blind reactions every Tuesday to Reddit eratica.
Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content. And I
have a Spotify comment and this one comes from Biza
and it says, you know what, Hell yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hell yeah that was the That was the whole thing.
Hell yeah, yeah, that was the whole comment.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, oh hell yeah hell hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And this week we're telling Riley all about Tentacle Entanglement
by Siggy Shade And how many stars did you guys
give it? On good Reads?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I gave it I think a three and a half.
It was just silly, goofy easy read.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I gave it a four because I literally bereazed through it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was so much fun, and you know, what hell. Yeah,
I loved it. Yeah, I gave it a three and
a half. It was very silly, goofy, very entertaining. Steaks
were low, the smut was high. It's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So our FMC lives in a studio apartment above a
coffee shop where she works in She just got out
of the shower when she hears the word mate drifts
through the air. She climbs into bed, and her coworker Jessica,
texts her the link to a meditation slash manifestation link
to attract a rich boyfriend. But a girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do, So she puts on the
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call forth your perfect soulmate using dimensional waves and starts meditating.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't ever send me any invite to any meditation bullshit her,
it's just the YouTube video. Oh okay, I thought it
was like the first invite was like to a seminar thing.
But what if it's like to get your rich boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do rich people go to things like that? Rich men? Yeah?
Probably not. I don't think they do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think only fucking cult leaders go to that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
See, and this is why I would be susceptible to cults. Yeah,
so she starts picturing her perfect man, and miss Girl
is tall so our girls five eleven, and she loves
to wear heels, So she wants a tall, strong man
in her life, someone who has physical touch as their
love language. Someone who doesn't listen to alpha male podcasts,
which I think is funny because like Greg listens to
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Joe Rogan and I can't fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, yuck, Yeah that's gross. My lips curl into a
smile as I continue the list. He's got to be
wicked in bed and live for oral the type of
man who does it because he's addicted to the taste
of my pussy and loves making me come. And of
course I want a huge cock of course. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
She's jolted awake hours later, literally covered in sweat. Her
whole body's overheating. She ships down naked and closes her
eyes again, and she's met with a dark figure behind
her eyes. When she opens them, there's a man there.
Of course, she's panicking because she's thinking that she's stirred
up hallucinating and the person's just not moving at all.
They're literally just standing at the foot of her bed,
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staring at her, and finally he moves closer and says, hello,
my love.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'd immediately thrash around.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
When she asks him who the hell he is, He's like, girl,
I'm your soulmate. You literally called me across dimensions. She
tells him to kick rocks, and she goes to grab
her phone and he reaches her to stop her. Only
it's not a hand, it's a tentacle.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
She throws a pillow at him and tries to run
to the door, but as naked, but his tentacles wrap
around her waist and then the other one wraps around
her mouth, gag her. She's completely bound now, and he's like, come, come,
let's go to my home.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'd be like, where is in the ocean?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Funny you asked? It's kind of like the Seven Circles
of Hell. It's extremely heat, volcanos, sulfuric acid. And she
starts freaking out and biting him because she's like, if
I go here, I will literally die. There's no way
I can survive him in this atmosphere. He's holding her
clothes and she starts checking him out. They're in the dark,
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but she can tell that he's completely handsome for a monster.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
How she can just tell yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
She's like, Wow, he's got nice cheekbones, straight nose, it's
kind of hot. Okay, Hey tells her he knows exactly
what she needs, and then lays her down on the
bed and tucks her in. She's low key relieved, but
also smidge disappointed, and he tells her that she needs
cuddles and caresses, and then he gets into bed with her,
and she panics, and she's like, what the fuck are
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you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm going to fill you with something calming. Panic spikes
in my heart, pushing me into action. There's no way
I can let a strange man, let a known a
creature of unknown origin put anything inside my body. Yeah,
valid reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She starts freaking out and grabs the first thing her
hand comes across, which is her rose that she was
about to start masturbating with before he came into ohh,
I was like a flower, No, like her little rose toy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
A tentacle snaps out of him and snatches it from
the air before the toy even lands. Damn it, before
he can retaliate, I swing my legs out of the bed,
only for a tentacle to curl around my waist like
a whip.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The monster hums, what is that? I slip my fingers
beneath the appendage to dislodge its grip, but it tightens.
It looks like he wants an answer to his question.
What's that? I turned to the figure in my bed.
This weapon of yours is coated in something delicious.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You're puithy, he's short of licking the juices off of
her rose and ask her where he can find more
of this yummy stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I can give you more of that, I rasp, but
will you promise not to use any teeth? Oh? She's
just going for it. Oh hell no, girl.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
He's like, all right, so where is it? And she's like,
you know? And he's like, no, I literally don't. I
don't even know what that thing that you're holding is.
She tells him what the toy is, and he's like,
oh no, no, no, you'll never use that again because
you'll have me. And she tells him, well, let's see
if you can do a better job than my toy.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Where can I find that delicious substance from earlier? He
rubs slow circles around my left nipple, but making me
bite down on my bottom. Lip arousal surges down between
my legs, which aches and clenches for one of those tentacles.
I arched my back and moan it came from my pussy.
The monster pauses where vagina, I say, with a groan, vagina.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He's rubbing her stomach with two of his tentacles and
tells her he's just making sure he has enough room
for full meeting and for her to lie back and
to let him prepare her.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And what can she say? She's a curious goal.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's literally just running up and down her leg and
she's already bursting juices.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh ewy.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
He tells her consent is sexy, and he won't move
into phase three until she's extremely enthusiastic about it. He
asked her if he can move on to the next phase,
and he promises she'll enjoy.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It only if it involves touching my pussy with your tentacles.
I reply without another word. The monster slides the tip
of his appendage over the outer edges of my pussy lips,
sending tingles up my spine. My back arches as he
rubs up and down each stroke, moving tortuously slowly toward
my core. I've never had a man, monster or otherwise
touch me with such patience, such unending control. Most would
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rush straight to my opening, but not him. You are needy,
he says, his voice litltying with amusement. I'm just not
used to the slow pace, I say, through clenched teeth.
And why is the other tentacle still stroking my thigh?
Because I'm waiting for permission for what to stick it
in your anus? I'd be like, what made you think
we were doing butt play? Right away? You want to
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stick your tentacle up my ass? Recked up? Same thing?
I sense you are resistant to the idea, he says.
I splutter because I've never erect him. Has its maiden
hood intact? What the fuck is that booty virgin? Yeah?
She tells them, yes, and it's strictly exit only. Come on, girl,
I have a little fun.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He's just hella confused because where he's from, that's where
it's at.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But she puts her foot.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Down and tells him exit only until I explicitly say otherwise,
and he says, no problem, Pooky, your wish is my command.
But he's hungy's for the sweet nectar. She's also scared
that he has like weird fangs.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Or something.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
So she doesn't want him to eat her out because
she doesn't know what his mouth looks like. So she
tells him he can scoop up her pussy juices with
his tentacle cups. Oh, and only until she knows him better.
That's what he has to do. He's getting to know
her pretty well and ask what the rose did, and
he's like, oh, I think I can do that for
you with my tentacles.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
She's like, okay, let's give it a try. This is
far more intense than the rose. Because his sucker closes
in around my clit, forming a tight seal. My breath quickens.
How could I ever go back to my toy after this?
But when tiny finger like appendages stroke up and down
the length of my clit, an explosion of pleasure makes
my legs go brigid, and I choke suction. Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He's feasting, scooping up her come with his little cuppies,
and he's still playing the rose toy for her, and
she's shaking and having a mind blowing orgasm, and then
he tells her he's only getting started. They go at
it non stop all night long until dusk comes up,
and then Monster man disappears. Just as she falls asleep,
she gets a call from Jessica, who one never calls
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her this's early and two hardly ever calls her at all.
Apparently it's not dusk because she's three hours late for
her shift.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
As she goes downstairs for work, her boss calls her
into the office. He straight up was like, can you
explain the loud noises that came from your apartment last night?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Excuse me? So none of your business.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He's pervy.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
So she shuts them down so fast, and she apologizes
for being late, but tells him what she does outside
of work is absolutely none of his concern. When she
leaves the office all pissed off, Jessica finds her sometime
later and asks if she ended up listening to the
Soulmate meditation.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Our FMC asks what she knows about.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It, and Jessica's like, oh, you mean shadows, tentacles and
a buttload of fun And she's like, we have to
talk later. She finds out that the Soulmate Jessica attracted
as human, and she's like, how the fuck did I
get a goddamn monster? Like she's pissed, She's like, what
the fuck is wrong with me.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I feel like I'd be like, Okay, that's kind of
cool me down. Maybe I know Charlotte would be down
one hundred percent. I'd be down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Maybe I don't know about the tentacles. Can it be
like a different monster, because like slimy tentacles kind of
make me sick to my tummy?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She rushes home and starts talking to herself. When her
monster answers, she starts asking him why he won't let
him see her, and he's just scared that his Pooky
won't like him in the light because it makes them change.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She turns off the lights of her.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Home and they get to know each other, and we
finally find out that our fmc's name is Alexis. He
tries telling him that they can't be mates because he
can't even survive outside of the shadows, and he says, Pooky,
I can. All that's needed in order for me to
do so is for me to fuck you in every
single hole that you have.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But she's sick and tired of not seeing him, so
she wraps her phone Hella fast and turns on the
light and turns it on him.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What I see next makes my jaw drop. A gorgeous
blonde man with bright blue eyes and a perfect body
standing naked at the other end of my room, and
there is a single tentacle insight. What is he? A
fallen angel? That would explain why he came from a
place that looks like hell? Wait, where are his tentacles?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He tells her that she just made a huge mistake
by doing that, because now that she flashed a light,
his personality is changing and the light is taking all
the compassion from him. Now he must take what he
wants from.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
His mate, all right.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
She steps back and takes an eyeful of her sexy
monster man, eyeing up his rock heart six pack and
his rock hard cock.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm going to bend you over and fuck you until
you're oozing fluids, he growls. But I thought you wanted
to take it slow, I squeak. That was before all
the goodness of me burned out in the light. Okay,
so it made him dark? Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
She tries turning her phone light off, but the room
lights flash on and he's standing there as the man,
and she's like, how did you do that? And he
tells her it was his shadow tentacles. He tells her.
If she really wants him, she'll have to do something
for him first. She'll have to suck him off like
a good human.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I part my lips and let him slip the tentacle
over my tongue. It's warm and smooth, with a coating
of something briny that reminds me of the sea. And
what briny? A briny dick like object in your mouth? Y,
good little mate, he says, My inside's warm. At his approval,
I swirl my tongue around the tentacle, looking for sensitive spots,
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or at least a way to take control of the situation.
But his eyes narrow more. He asks, I nod through
my mouth full. That's it, he says, his voice breath is.
He shoves the cock shaped tentacle toward my throat. I
knew you could take it. I knew you could take
my salty cock like tentacle.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
She's en forcing the fuck out of the gluck like
three thousand on his tentacle. And please note that his
real dick is real human dick is within grabbing distance,
so she could be sucking off his actual cock, but
he's making her suck off his whatever. He rips the
clothing straight off of her and starts whipping her nipples
with his tentacles and she says, ooh, that makes my
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pussy wet. She tells him that was hot and to
keep going, and he's hitting her with the roast Sucker
special and she's enjoying this too much. And he's a
massachiss right now. Remember, like the light has made him dark.
He wants her to get off on pain. So he
decides to change up the scene and he whips her
pussy four times, and then she comes and she has
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like snot coming out of her nose from crying, and
he's like, ew, what the fuck is that? And she
tells me he's not from crying, and he's like, yeah,
next time, I'll just whip you three times.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I also have that reaction to snot. It's not gross,
it is fucking disgusting. That's like the one bodily fluid
that I'm like, eh.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, she's over her masochistic sexy man now though. She
just wants her sweet monster back, so she edges towards
the lamp and punches out the light, plunging them in darkness.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think it's kind of funny that you can just
flick on a light and he's like, hey, she's like
a hot ass man. Yeah. She's still coming down from
her crazy orgasm, wondering what the hell is wrong with her,
and then asks him what just happened. He explains to
her that it's an allergic reaction to the light. He
asks how he can make it up to her, and
she says, give me a massage, then give me more
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of that phero amount of yours, and then wrap me
up in your tentacles like a cuckoo. Oh, like a cocoon.
And he says, anything you desire. So he's nice monster. Now,
I would never be in the light. Then I'd be like,
we're standing in the dark, baby. He gives her a
luxurious foot massage and tells her that the more time
they spend together, the less crazy his dark side will be.
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Come with her. She asks if he looks the same
in the dark and he says not exactly, and as
he keeps massaging her feet, she's getting hell a soaked
and tells him to massage her everywhere. He starts to
massage her inner thighs and she notices he's secreting a
lot of fluid onto her and she asks why when
she's already so wet to ease penetration, But my pussy's
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so wet. The moment I say those words, I realized
exactly where he plans on sticky that tentacle. Oh would
you consent to double tentacle intercourse? He asks? My ass
cheeks clench. He'd also wanted that last night. Maybe just
circle my asshole for a little bit. I say, don't
stick the tentacle in until I ask. His laugh reminds
me of his darker side and makes every fine hair
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on the back of my neck stand on end, screaming
red alert. What's so funny? I ask? After a few
minutes of anal play, I will have you begging for
my tentacle? He says, you're gonna want that tentacle in there.
He's a naughty squid, he is. He flips her over
and holds her legs apart with his tentacles. He shoves
a large tentacle inside of her puss, and it feels incredible.
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Do you remember what I did to your clitterus last night?
He asks, while making flicking motions over the sensitive bundle
of nerves. I moaned, how could I forget my tentacle
Cilia will stroke your inner walls, providing you with a
more thorough experience. Okay, yes, sir. She asks what else
he can do, and he starts circling her asshole with
another tentacle, and she thinks to herself, it feels like
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a tongue. He puts two more tentacles over her breast
to stimulate her nipples as well. She comes hard, but
he tells her this is only the beginning. The tentacle
at my asshole changes shape, developing little suckers that pull
at my pucker. My pucker, any traces of sleepiness vanish
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at this new sensation, and I perk up. What's this?
Do you like it? He asks? Your flesh there is
very relaxed. I still my heart quickening. Maybe now is
the time to try anal while my body is loose
and sated. Could you make a thin tentacle for me?
Maybe about the size of my finger? Of course? Oh sick,
What a nice first time to try anal. Yeah, with
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a guy that can just like change his little tentacle shape,
make it nice and slim for you, pinky size, easy
into it? Yeah, she's getting really into it, but he
hasn't fully penetrated her, and she asks why he hasn't
fucked her ass yet, and he tells her he's waiting
for her to beg I lick my lips and wiggle
my ass from side to side, hoping to tempt him
to fuck it. When he continues rubbing me, I say,
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through clenched teeth, please fuck my anus, Please fuck me now? Please? Please? What?
Please fuck my anus? Fuck my aches? She says, please,
my mate, what do you wanted to hear? Oh? Okay.
Without another word, he slides the slippery tentacle into my asshole,
spreading the flesh as it tightens around him. Every inch
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of my back passage tingles with his strange lubrication, even
more than my pussy did back passage.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I like the punker, the atus, the back passage.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
He puts six inches in her ass and then starts
to fuck her pussy too, So she's doing tentacle DP.
She says, she wants more, so he puts a second
one in her puss, and now she's doing triple tentacle penetration. Wow.
As the fourth one plays with her clit, she climaxes hard.
That was great. There's one more hole. The monster says,
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you want a blowjob? I mean this one. The tip
of a narrow tentacle taps out a patch of skin
beneath my clip. I'm too lost in pleasure to be shocked,
but still managed to say, but you're too big. I
know you can handle it. The monster almost sounds like
his wicked self, even though the room is still unlit.
Will you make it feel good? I ask? You know,
I will, he says in a dark voice. I bite
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down on my bottom lip. Do I really want the
monster to fuck me? And the urethra? No? What the fuck?
Who fucking thinks of that? It's sounding, it's sounding. It's
a real thing. Oh shit, it is. Yeah. I thought
that was main for men.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No women can do it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh I didn't know women did it. Okay, okay, just
do it more. I'm not shaming. I just am unaware.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
If you had a monster that had so many different
size variations and it was very slippery.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And you could just try it, would you want to?
My urethra?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, But you were.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Feeling so good in the moment, and he was like,
let me try, and would you want to?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I would maybe after like a couple days of knowing him.
Maybe I've had a cat aeter.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm a good.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
If I was less drunk. Maybe yeah, I mean maybe,
little little. She tells him she's a urethra virgin and
also he's her first monster. But this makes him sad,
and he asks if he's really so monstrous to her.
She says no, but she just keeps picturing him as
a giant talking octopus, and he's like, I'm shaped the
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way I am for survival. Please don't body shame me.
He says, it makes me sad to think that you
see me as revolting. She tells him she thought he
was Hella hot with the lights on and asks if
he can be nice if she turns them back on again,
and he says maybe later, and she's like, all right,
would you like to try urethral intercourse? Won't it hurt
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his tentacles? Stroking my pussy narrows to about the width
of a hair and then winds around my clip. I
can make it feel extremely good, he says, in a
slow drawl. I feel in my nipples. This is a
way to stimulate the most pleasurable female ejaculation. Okay, sure,
if it's the size of a fucking hair. Then yeah, sure, yeah.
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He forms a tiny little tentacle and works it into
her peahole. Oh god. He works it around in side
until she comes again and squirts everywhere, and then she
immediately falls asleep. She's been through it. Yeah, she's been
fucked good. The next morning, she wakes up and he's
still there, only he's in his hot man form, and
she checks out his giant dick. She asks why he
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isn't being all crazy, and he's like, you fed me
well last night because he drank her squirt, so it
made him nice. Okay, just the way you saw that,
because he drank her squirt, obviously, matter of fact. She
starts to play with his balls and asks if he
can hold this form at night time because he's not
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like all slimy and stuff. But he says that he'd
have to feed too much to be able to do that,
and it would reduce her to a sagging sack of flesh.
Oh so no, thank you. Yeah, she calls him her
mate as she gives him a handy. I made a
gentle twisting motion around his thick cockhead and revel in
the way it made him shiver. Do you ejaculate? I've
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been coming since you called me, mate, he says through
clenched teeth. This human cock is too small a vessel
for all my come. That's a lot of cum. Yeah,
he fills the oceans. That's why it's so stunty. Yeah.
I actually don't know if that's canon, but we can presume.
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The more she strokes him, the more lubrication he produces,
and it drips down her arm and it makes her
come because it's like seeping into her skin and it's
making her all hot and bothered, worned up. Yeah. He
splatters her with more lubrication that seeps into her skin
and tells her now he's gonna fuck her with his
real cock. But just then her boss comes pounding at
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her front door, yelling her name. She missed work again.
He's gonna be like, what was all that noise? Her
Monster's like, I'm gonna fucking kill this dude. But she
tells him that unless he wants her to be homeless,
she really has to get to work. He says, fine,
but I'm coming with you, and she tells him to
just stay out of sight. She gets to work and
the line is out of the door. Jessica tells her
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two other girls called out sick, but really they just
watched the same video and are probably getting pounded by
their monsters. So Jessica's sending this video around. Oh shit, Okay,
she's a menace. Shout out Jessica, dude. Just then her
mate walks in wearing tight gray sweatpants. She walks over
to serve him, but he doesn't eat or drink human food.
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Then mister Roberts that's her boss's name, calls her to
his office. He tells her that someone wants to buy
a ton of her artwork, but out of fifty percent discount,
and she's like, no, that barely covers the cost of
making it. So that's what she does in her spare time.
She makes artwork and then her boss puts it up
in the coffee shop, and sometimes she sells it. Okay,
She's confused why he'd even entertain the idea since he
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makes commission. But then he's like, who have you been
fucking the last two nights? I've heard you, and she
says none of his business, and he starts to get aggressive,
and then all of the light bulbs burst. He's here, yeah, yeah,
and he tosses mister Roberts across the room, knocking him
out and making sure his mate is safe. Mister Roberts
wakes up and they start interrogating him about what he's
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been doing with all of her paintings. After ten minutes
of being knocked around, he tells them that he's been
selling them at a heavy discount to an art gallery,
making Hella money off of her. So her paintings, I
guess are really good and he's making bank off of her.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Like thousands of dollars without telling her.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And he's like, yeah, you made ten bucks today. Yeah,
what the fuck? Try harder next time, squirt. Yeah. He
says that he's been stealing like ten grand a month
from her, doing this the way it kills someone. Yeah.
She tells her mate. She's like, okay, I kill this guy.
And he's like, are you sure and she says yes, yeah,
get your bag, girl. He feeds on mister Roberts, leaving
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him as nothing more than a sack of skin. She
leaves the office while he digests his meal and runs
into her coworker Ryan and tells him mister Roberts wants
to be left alone for a while because he's dead.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
As she walks away from Ryan, she sees the lady
who works at the art gallery who was in cahoots
with mister Roberts selling her paintings, But before she can
do anything, Jessica corners her and asks why she hasn't
bonded with her umbra. Alexis demands to know what Jessica
knows regarding them, and she's like, they look amazing in
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the light. And then Jessica asks if her umbra is
currently absorbing mister Roberts, and it's okay if he is,
because they all have to do it at some point.
Alexis is now like, bitch, fill me in on what's
go Like, what is happening? Jessica tells her everything she
knows about umbras. Apparently they are a race of shape
shifters who live in the deep waters of a world
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that crosses dimensions. She tells her to please ask her
umbra to keep mister Robert's form in public, so whoever
they absorb, they can take the form of that person. Huh,
at least for the time being, so that he can
run the coffee shop because she's got bills to pay
until her umbra Neil gets his first paycheck.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh, he's got a job.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, because he's a human now.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Cute.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
And then Jessica shows her a photo of what the
umbra look like in the dark. It's a writhing massive tentacles.
But now that he's absorbed a human, he will only
be human form, but can still manipulate the tentacles.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm sorry, but a writhing massive tentacles at all times,
he just has invisible tentacles surrounding him. Hmmm, that's why
when he was in his human form, he could still
like reach out and turn off the lights. That's kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
The girls get back to work and Alexis goes up
to the art gallery lady and tells her that she
won't be getting any more artwork from her, and then
walks away. Just then, mister Roberts calls her into the office.
But once she goes back into the office, he takes
his other form and wraps her up in his tentacles.
So he's completed the absorption of mister Roberts.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh, so is he human now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
He wants to bring her upstairs to see if he's
still addicted to the taste of her pussy as this
human form.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
He releases her and tells her that she has a
head start and she better get up stairs first.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Wait, my voice trembles because my clit still throbs from
last night's pussy whipping. What happens if I get away?
Then you get to ride me like a cowgirl, he
says with a broad grin, as though he's drawing on
one of mister Robert's memories. And if you catch me,
then I'll fuck you in all holes until you're howling
my name. Countdown starts now even you're your wreath th
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ruh again. I'm sorry, but being on top is not
a reward. No, it is not a reward. Get me
on my back.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
She takes off running, but he catches her quickly and
then carries her the rest of the way up the stairs.
He watches as she strips naked, and then uses his
tentacles to bring her to him so he can eat
her out. He pins her to the wall and then
starts eating her out until she's begging for his tentacles.
He makes her come and then sets her down so
he can bring out every single tentacle that he has. Hey,
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this part was so creepy to me. They're skin colored
and specifically the same shade as her skin.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh, okay, that's weird. I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But and then she asks, why aren't they slippery?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Is that what you want? I nod. My little mate
is getting a tentacle fetish, he says with a chuckle, Yeah,
I would fucking hope. So, oh you like my tentacles?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I feel like she'd have to yeah, or else you're
just not compatible. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
He shows her his mating tentacle, which has many little
tendrils on the head of it, and asks if she
wants it, but she says that it definitely will not fit.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You'll take my tentacle cock like a good little mate.
My pussy muscles clench, seeming to agree.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
And then she starts begging for him to fuck her.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Fill me with that mating arm while you're giving it
to me up the ass. And while you're at it,
I want another tentacle sucking my clip. Okay, girl, run
the show. Tell she was just an anal virgin yesterday. Yeah,
look at her now.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
He fills her pussy and the little tendrils remember at
the top of the head, are tickling her cervex. Oh
my goodness, and she receives the best orgasm of her life.
She wonders how long his species lives and asks, and
he says that they live a centuries, and now that
they're mated, she will also live that long. Then he
pulls out of her and tells her that he's going
to fuck her with his human cock. Now he penetrates
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her with it, and it's just as amazing. Also, this
whole time, she has the tentacle.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
In her ass. Oh yeah, she's a butt girl.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Also, shouldn't you ask someone if they want to live
for centuries? Yeah, I's gonna say, who the fuck wants
to live that long?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
He lets her know that he's going to come and
to hang on.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
His first spurt hits the walls of my pussy like
a small jet, and the second is a powerful gush.
I tighten my grip around my mate as he rides
through a double climax like a small jet, a small jet.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
He finishes and then lays her on the bed so
they can drift off to sleep. We're in our epilogue.
It's one year later. She's a full time artist. Her
mate is also an artist, but the culinary kind, which
worked out since they kept the coffee shop He decides
now is the time to breed her, and before they
have wet, slippery, kinky sex on a rubber sheet, needs
to have her on her belly and full of his ink.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
She tells him to give it to her, and he
slides his monster tentacle cock into her mouth. She gives
him a blowy until he's ready to come.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
That's it, he growls. The word's coming out garbled. I'm
going to fill you up with delicious spunk until you're
swollen and dripping. It tastes a little sharper than they
cum he produces with his human cock, but I swallow
over and over, determined not to waste a single drop
of his precious ink. The cock undulates within my mouth
as though milking itself dry. So gross. Ah.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
He plays with her until she comes, and she feels
all warm and fuzzy and horny and knows that the
mating frenzy is now in full effect. He fucks her
over and over and over, filling all of her holes,
and she is loving it. We're in our second epilog.
Four years later. They have triplets who also have tentacles,
but they can't control the visibility of them yet Jessica
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and Neil live down the street and they all hang
out like once a week and everyone is happy.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Cue. I want to know if she laid eggs.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't say if she eggs or gave birth.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hm.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I can't get over the fact that he took the
form of her creepy ass boss and she was like, okay,
fucking it.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
But like they gave mister Roberts a glow up, like
they said he like started working out, he dyed his hair,
got a nice hair cut. Yeah, but still don't matter.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now he's still mister Roberts.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You know it's her man deep inside though.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
That's true, girl, what's all the inside that counts?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah? So, Riley, how many red pepper emojis do you
give this one? I think I give it three and
a half. He agree with that number. It was silly.
It was silly, but I liked it. It's like a cutesy, silly,
little funny story. Do you think tentacle Man is sexy?
I don't know. Just the writhing mass of tentacles in
the dark, that's what gets me. I don't know. Would
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you trade places with Alexis? Maybe? Why not? It's a
new experience. She had fun most of the time. Well,
next week we're telling Riley all about Devourer of Men
by Nikki Saint cro and we're gonna have her look
at the cover and give us her best guess and
what might be about And this, if you don't remember,
is the Hook, Rock and Wendy story.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'm excited to be back in that world because, yeah, those.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Books Chef's Kiss, Jenna, did you read those? No?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Uh, you would like it.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You would very much like it, you guys. I have
no idea because remember they just found out Wendy's still alive,
and we found out there's some weird sexual tension between
Rock and Hook and they're both trying to find her.
I think Hook and Rock they're going to cans, if
not more, they're gonna do some things. And I think
they're gonna find Wendy. I don't know how, but it's
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gonna be an adventure. And remember they were both in
love with her. Mm hmm, that's why Rock cut Hook's handoff.
I think there's gonna be the three way. Maybe oh yeah,
man woman man hot or men man woman. Maybe it
goes all of the ways. Maybe it's just a pile
of m's and w's. I don't know, Yeah, like you
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wait for this one. Yeah, we'll find out next week.
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will be doing blind reactions every Tuesday to Reddit eratica.
Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content. And I
have a Spotify comment and this one comes from Biza
and it says, you know what, Hell yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hell yeah that was the That was the whole thing.
Hell yeah, yeah, that was the whole comment.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, oh hell yeah hell hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And this week we're telling Riley all about Tentacle Entanglement
by Siggy Shade And how many stars did you guys
give it? On good Reads?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I gave it I think a three and a half.
It was just silly, goofy easy read.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I gave it a four because I literally bereazed through it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was so much fun, and you know, what hell. Yeah,
I loved it. Yeah, I gave it a three and
a half. It was very silly, goofy, very entertaining. Steaks
were low, the smut was high. It's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So our FMC lives in a studio apartment above a
coffee shop where she works in She just got out
of the shower when she hears the word mate drifts
through the air. She climbs into bed, and her coworker Jessica,
texts her the link to a meditation slash manifestation link
to attract a rich boyfriend. But a girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do, So she puts on the
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call forth your perfect soulmate using dimensional waves and starts meditating.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't ever send me any invite to any meditation bullshit her,
it's just the YouTube video. Oh okay, I thought it
was like the first invite was like to a seminar thing.
But what if it's like to get your rich boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do rich people go to things like that? Rich men? Yeah?
Probably not. I don't think they do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think only fucking cult leaders go to that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
See, and this is why I would be susceptible to cults. Yeah,
so she starts picturing her perfect man, and miss Girl
is tall so our girls five eleven, and she loves
to wear heels, So she wants a tall, strong man
in her life, someone who has physical touch as their
love language. Someone who doesn't listen to alpha male podcasts,
which I think is funny because like Greg listens to
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Joe Rogan and I can't fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, yuck, Yeah that's gross. My lips curl into a
smile as I continue the list. He's got to be
wicked in bed and live for oral the type of
man who does it because he's addicted to the taste
of my pussy and loves making me come. And of
course I want a huge cock of course. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
She's jolted awake hours later, literally covered in sweat. Her
whole body's overheating. She ships down naked and closes her
eyes again, and she's met with a dark figure behind
her eyes. When she opens them, there's a man there.
Of course, she's panicking because she's thinking that she's stirred
up hallucinating and the person's just not moving at all.
They're literally just standing at the foot of her bed,
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staring at her, and finally he moves closer and says, hello,
my love.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'd immediately thrash around.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
When she asks him who the hell he is, He's like, girl,
I'm your soulmate. You literally called me across dimensions. She
tells him to kick rocks, and she goes to grab
her phone and he reaches her to stop her. Only
it's not a hand, it's a tentacle.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
She throws a pillow at him and tries to run
to the door, but as naked, but his tentacles wrap
around her waist and then the other one wraps around
her mouth, gag her. She's completely bound now, and he's like, come, come,
let's go to my home.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'd be like, where is in the ocean?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Funny you asked? It's kind of like the Seven Circles
of Hell. It's extremely heat, volcanos, sulfuric acid. And she
starts freaking out and biting him because she's like, if
I go here, I will literally die. There's no way
I can survive him in this atmosphere. He's holding her
clothes and she starts checking him out. They're in the dark,
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but she can tell that he's completely handsome for a monster.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
How she can just tell yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
She's like, Wow, he's got nice cheekbones, straight nose, it's
kind of hot. Okay, Hey tells her he knows exactly
what she needs, and then lays her down on the
bed and tucks her in. She's low key relieved, but
also smidge disappointed, and he tells her that she needs
cuddles and caresses, and then he gets into bed with her,
and she panics, and she's like, what the fuck are
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you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm going to fill you with something calming. Panic spikes
in my heart, pushing me into action. There's no way
I can let a strange man, let a known a
creature of unknown origin put anything inside my body. Yeah,
valid reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She starts freaking out and grabs the first thing her
hand comes across, which is her rose that she was
about to start masturbating with before he came into ohh,
I was like a flower, No, like her little rose toy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
A tentacle snaps out of him and snatches it from
the air before the toy even lands. Damn it, before
he can retaliate, I swing my legs out of the bed,
only for a tentacle to curl around my waist like
a whip.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The monster hums, what is that? I slip my fingers
beneath the appendage to dislodge its grip, but it tightens.
It looks like he wants an answer to his question.
What's that? I turned to the figure in my bed.
This weapon of yours is coated in something delicious.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You're puithy, he's short of licking the juices off of
her rose and ask her where he can find more
of this yummy stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I can give you more of that, I rasp, but
will you promise not to use any teeth? Oh? She's
just going for it. Oh hell no, girl.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
He's like, all right, so where is it? And she's like,
you know? And he's like, no, I literally don't. I
don't even know what that thing that you're holding is.
She tells him what the toy is, and he's like,
oh no, no, no, you'll never use that again because
you'll have me. And she tells him, well, let's see
if you can do a better job than my toy.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Where can I find that delicious substance from earlier? He
rubs slow circles around my left nipple, but making me
bite down on my bottom. Lip arousal surges down between
my legs, which aches and clenches for one of those tentacles.
I arched my back and moan it came from my pussy.
The monster pauses where vagina, I say, with a groan, vagina.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He's rubbing her stomach with two of his tentacles and
tells her he's just making sure he has enough room
for full meeting and for her to lie back and
to let him prepare her.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And what can she say? She's a curious goal.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's literally just running up and down her leg and
she's already bursting juices.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh ewy.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
He tells her consent is sexy, and he won't move
into phase three until she's extremely enthusiastic about it. He
asked her if he can move on to the next phase,
and he promises she'll enjoy.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It only if it involves touching my pussy with your tentacles.
I reply without another word. The monster slides the tip
of his appendage over the outer edges of my pussy lips,
sending tingles up my spine. My back arches as he
rubs up and down each stroke, moving tortuously slowly toward
my core. I've never had a man, monster or otherwise
touch me with such patience, such unending control. Most would
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rush straight to my opening, but not him. You are needy,
he says, his voice litltying with amusement. I'm just not
used to the slow pace, I say, through clenched teeth.
And why is the other tentacle still stroking my thigh?
Because I'm waiting for permission for what to stick it
in your anus? I'd be like, what made you think
we were doing butt play? Right away? You want to
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stick your tentacle up my ass? Recked up? Same thing?
I sense you are resistant to the idea, he says.
I splutter because I've never erect him. Has its maiden
hood intact? What the fuck is that booty virgin? Yeah?
She tells them, yes, and it's strictly exit only. Come on, girl,
I have a little fun.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He's just hella confused because where he's from, that's where
it's at.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But she puts her foot.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Down and tells him exit only until I explicitly say otherwise,
and he says, no problem, Pooky, your wish is my command.
But he's hungy's for the sweet nectar. She's also scared
that he has like weird fangs.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Or something.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
So she doesn't want him to eat her out because
she doesn't know what his mouth looks like. So she
tells him he can scoop up her pussy juices with
his tentacle cups. Oh, and only until she knows him better.
That's what he has to do. He's getting to know
her pretty well and ask what the rose did, and
he's like, oh, I think I can do that for
you with my tentacles.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
She's like, okay, let's give it a try. This is
far more intense than the rose. Because his sucker closes
in around my clit, forming a tight seal. My breath quickens.
How could I ever go back to my toy after this?
But when tiny finger like appendages stroke up and down
the length of my clit, an explosion of pleasure makes
my legs go brigid, and I choke suction. Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He's feasting, scooping up her come with his little cuppies,
and he's still playing the rose toy for her, and
she's shaking and having a mind blowing orgasm, and then
he tells her he's only getting started. They go at
it non stop all night long until dusk comes up,
and then Monster man disappears. Just as she falls asleep,
she gets a call from Jessica, who one never calls
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her this's early and two hardly ever calls her at all.
Apparently it's not dusk because she's three hours late for
her shift.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
As she goes downstairs for work, her boss calls her
into the office. He straight up was like, can you
explain the loud noises that came from your apartment last night?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Excuse me? So none of your business.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He's pervy.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
So she shuts them down so fast, and she apologizes
for being late, but tells him what she does outside
of work is absolutely none of his concern. When she
leaves the office all pissed off, Jessica finds her sometime
later and asks if she ended up listening to the
Soulmate meditation.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Our FMC asks what she knows about.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It, and Jessica's like, oh, you mean shadows, tentacles and
a buttload of fun And she's like, we have to
talk later. She finds out that the Soulmate Jessica attracted
as human, and she's like, how the fuck did I
get a goddamn monster? Like she's pissed, She's like, what
the fuck is wrong with me.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I feel like I'd be like, Okay, that's kind of
cool me down. Maybe I know Charlotte would be down
one hundred percent. I'd be down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Maybe I don't know about the tentacles. Can it be
like a different monster, because like slimy tentacles kind of
make me sick to my tummy?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She rushes home and starts talking to herself. When her
monster answers, she starts asking him why he won't let
him see her, and he's just scared that his Pooky
won't like him in the light because it makes them change.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She turns off the lights of her.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Home and they get to know each other, and we
finally find out that our fmc's name is Alexis. He
tries telling him that they can't be mates because he
can't even survive outside of the shadows, and he says, Pooky,
I can. All that's needed in order for me to
do so is for me to fuck you in every
single hole that you have.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But she's sick and tired of not seeing him, so
she wraps her phone Hella fast and turns on the
light and turns it on him.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What I see next makes my jaw drop. A gorgeous
blonde man with bright blue eyes and a perfect body
standing naked at the other end of my room, and
there is a single tentacle insight. What is he? A
fallen angel? That would explain why he came from a
place that looks like hell? Wait, where are his tentacles?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He tells her that she just made a huge mistake
by doing that, because now that she flashed a light,
his personality is changing and the light is taking all
the compassion from him. Now he must take what he
wants from.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
His mate, all right.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
She steps back and takes an eyeful of her sexy
monster man, eyeing up his rock heart six pack and
his rock hard cock.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm going to bend you over and fuck you until
you're oozing fluids, he growls. But I thought you wanted
to take it slow, I squeak. That was before all
the goodness of me burned out in the light. Okay,
so it made him dark? Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
She tries turning her phone light off, but the room
lights flash on and he's standing there as the man,
and she's like, how did you do that? And he
tells her it was his shadow tentacles. He tells her.
If she really wants him, she'll have to do something
for him first. She'll have to suck him off like
a good human.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I part my lips and let him slip the tentacle
over my tongue. It's warm and smooth, with a coating
of something briny that reminds me of the sea. And
what briny? A briny dick like object in your mouth? Y,
good little mate, he says, My inside's warm. At his approval,
I swirl my tongue around the tentacle, looking for sensitive spots,
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or at least a way to take control of the situation.
But his eyes narrow more. He asks, I nod through
my mouth full. That's it, he says, his voice breath is.
He shoves the cock shaped tentacle toward my throat. I
knew you could take it. I knew you could take
my salty cock like tentacle.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
She's en forcing the fuck out of the gluck like
three thousand on his tentacle. And please note that his
real dick is real human dick is within grabbing distance,
so she could be sucking off his actual cock, but
he's making her suck off his whatever. He rips the
clothing straight off of her and starts whipping her nipples
with his tentacles and she says, ooh, that makes my
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pussy wet. She tells him that was hot and to
keep going, and he's hitting her with the roast Sucker
special and she's enjoying this too much. And he's a
massachiss right now. Remember, like the light has made him dark.
He wants her to get off on pain. So he
decides to change up the scene and he whips her
pussy four times, and then she comes and she has
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like snot coming out of her nose from crying, and
he's like, ew, what the fuck is that? And she
tells me he's not from crying, and he's like, yeah,
next time, I'll just whip you three times.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I also have that reaction to snot. It's not gross,
it is fucking disgusting. That's like the one bodily fluid
that I'm like, eh.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, she's over her masochistic sexy man now though. She
just wants her sweet monster back, so she edges towards
the lamp and punches out the light, plunging them in darkness.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think it's kind of funny that you can just
flick on a light and he's like, hey, she's like
a hot ass man. Yeah. She's still coming down from
her crazy orgasm, wondering what the hell is wrong with her,
and then asks him what just happened. He explains to
her that it's an allergic reaction to the light. He
asks how he can make it up to her, and
she says, give me a massage, then give me more
(14:55):
of that phero amount of yours, and then wrap me
up in your tentacles like a cuckoo. Oh, like a cocoon.
And he says, anything you desire. So he's nice monster. Now,
I would never be in the light. Then I'd be like,
we're standing in the dark, baby. He gives her a
luxurious foot massage and tells her that the more time
they spend together, the less crazy his dark side will be.
(15:17):
Come with her. She asks if he looks the same
in the dark and he says not exactly, and as
he keeps massaging her feet, she's getting hell a soaked
and tells him to massage her everywhere. He starts to
massage her inner thighs and she notices he's secreting a
lot of fluid onto her and she asks why when
she's already so wet to ease penetration, But my pussy's
(15:38):
so wet. The moment I say those words, I realized
exactly where he plans on sticky that tentacle. Oh would
you consent to double tentacle intercourse? He asks? My ass
cheeks clench. He'd also wanted that last night. Maybe just
circle my asshole for a little bit. I say, don't
stick the tentacle in until I ask. His laugh reminds
me of his darker side and makes every fine hair
(16:01):
on the back of my neck stand on end, screaming
red alert. What's so funny? I ask? After a few
minutes of anal play, I will have you begging for
my tentacle? He says, you're gonna want that tentacle in there.
He's a naughty squid, he is. He flips her over
and holds her legs apart with his tentacles. He shoves
a large tentacle inside of her puss, and it feels incredible.
(16:23):
Do you remember what I did to your clitterus last night?
He asks, while making flicking motions over the sensitive bundle
of nerves. I moaned, how could I forget my tentacle
Cilia will stroke your inner walls, providing you with a
more thorough experience. Okay, yes, sir. She asks what else
he can do, and he starts circling her asshole with
another tentacle, and she thinks to herself, it feels like
(16:45):
a tongue. He puts two more tentacles over her breast
to stimulate her nipples as well. She comes hard, but
he tells her this is only the beginning. The tentacle
at my asshole changes shape, developing little suckers that pull
at my pucker. My pucker, any traces of sleepiness vanish
(17:06):
at this new sensation, and I perk up. What's this?
Do you like it? He asks? Your flesh there is
very relaxed. I still my heart quickening. Maybe now is
the time to try anal while my body is loose
and sated. Could you make a thin tentacle for me?
Maybe about the size of my finger? Of course? Oh sick,
What a nice first time to try anal. Yeah, with
(17:28):
a guy that can just like change his little tentacle shape,
make it nice and slim for you, pinky size, easy
into it? Yeah, she's getting really into it, but he
hasn't fully penetrated her, and she asks why he hasn't
fucked her ass yet, and he tells her he's waiting
for her to beg I lick my lips and wiggle
my ass from side to side, hoping to tempt him
to fuck it. When he continues rubbing me, I say,
(17:48):
through clenched teeth, please fuck my anus, Please fuck me now? Please? Please? What?
Please fuck my anus? Fuck my aches? She says, please,
my mate, what do you wanted to hear? Oh? Okay.
Without another word, he slides the slippery tentacle into my asshole,
spreading the flesh as it tightens around him. Every inch
(18:09):
of my back passage tingles with his strange lubrication, even
more than my pussy did back passage.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I like the punker, the atus, the back passage.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
He puts six inches in her ass and then starts
to fuck her pussy too, So she's doing tentacle DP.
She says, she wants more, so he puts a second
one in her puss, and now she's doing triple tentacle penetration. Wow.
As the fourth one plays with her clit, she climaxes hard.
That was great. There's one more hole. The monster says,
(18:41):
you want a blowjob? I mean this one. The tip
of a narrow tentacle taps out a patch of skin
beneath my clip. I'm too lost in pleasure to be shocked,
but still managed to say, but you're too big. I
know you can handle it. The monster almost sounds like
his wicked self, even though the room is still unlit.
Will you make it feel good? I ask? You know,
I will, he says in a dark voice. I bite
(19:02):
down on my bottom lip. Do I really want the
monster to fuck me? And the urethra? No? What the fuck?
Who fucking thinks of that? It's sounding, it's sounding. It's
a real thing. Oh shit, it is. Yeah. I thought
that was main for men.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No women can do it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh I didn't know women did it. Okay, okay, just
do it more. I'm not shaming. I just am unaware.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
If you had a monster that had so many different
size variations and it was very slippery.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And you could just try it, would you want to?
My urethra?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, But you were.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Feeling so good in the moment, and he was like,
let me try, and would you want to?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I would maybe after like a couple days of knowing him.
Maybe I've had a cat aeter.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm a good.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
If I was less drunk. Maybe yeah, I mean maybe,
little little. She tells him she's a urethra virgin and
also he's her first monster. But this makes him sad,
and he asks if he's really so monstrous to her.
She says no, but she just keeps picturing him as
a giant talking octopus, and he's like, I'm shaped the
(20:11):
way I am for survival. Please don't body shame me.
He says, it makes me sad to think that you
see me as revolting. She tells him she thought he
was Hella hot with the lights on and asks if
he can be nice if she turns them back on again,
and he says maybe later, and she's like, all right,
would you like to try urethral intercourse? Won't it hurt
(20:33):
his tentacles? Stroking my pussy narrows to about the width
of a hair and then winds around my clip. I
can make it feel extremely good, he says, in a
slow drawl. I feel in my nipples. This is a
way to stimulate the most pleasurable female ejaculation. Okay, sure,
if it's the size of a fucking hair. Then yeah, sure, yeah.
(20:54):
He forms a tiny little tentacle and works it into
her peahole. Oh god. He works it around in side
until she comes again and squirts everywhere, and then she
immediately falls asleep. She's been through it. Yeah, she's been
fucked good. The next morning, she wakes up and he's
still there, only he's in his hot man form, and
she checks out his giant dick. She asks why he
(21:14):
isn't being all crazy, and he's like, you fed me
well last night because he drank her squirt, so it
made him nice. Okay, just the way you saw that,
because he drank her squirt, obviously, matter of fact. She
starts to play with his balls and asks if he
can hold this form at night time because he's not
(21:35):
like all slimy and stuff. But he says that he'd
have to feed too much to be able to do that,
and it would reduce her to a sagging sack of flesh.
Oh so no, thank you. Yeah, she calls him her
mate as she gives him a handy. I made a
gentle twisting motion around his thick cockhead and revel in
the way it made him shiver. Do you ejaculate? I've
(21:56):
been coming since you called me, mate, he says through
clenched teeth. This human cock is too small a vessel
for all my come. That's a lot of cum. Yeah,
he fills the oceans. That's why it's so stunty. Yeah.
I actually don't know if that's canon, but we can presume.
(22:16):
The more she strokes him, the more lubrication he produces,
and it drips down her arm and it makes her
come because it's like seeping into her skin and it's
making her all hot and bothered, worned up. Yeah. He
splatters her with more lubrication that seeps into her skin
and tells her now he's gonna fuck her with his
real cock. But just then her boss comes pounding at
(22:36):
her front door, yelling her name. She missed work again.
He's gonna be like, what was all that noise? Her
Monster's like, I'm gonna fucking kill this dude. But she
tells him that unless he wants her to be homeless,
she really has to get to work. He says, fine,
but I'm coming with you, and she tells him to
just stay out of sight. She gets to work and
the line is out of the door. Jessica tells her
(22:56):
two other girls called out sick, but really they just
watched the same video and are probably getting pounded by
their monsters. So Jessica's sending this video around. Oh shit, Okay,
she's a menace. Shout out Jessica, dude. Just then her
mate walks in wearing tight gray sweatpants. She walks over
to serve him, but he doesn't eat or drink human food.
(23:18):
Then mister Roberts that's her boss's name, calls her to
his office. He tells her that someone wants to buy
a ton of her artwork, but out of fifty percent discount,
and she's like, no, that barely covers the cost of
making it. So that's what she does in her spare time.
She makes artwork and then her boss puts it up
in the coffee shop, and sometimes she sells it. Okay,
She's confused why he'd even entertain the idea since he
(23:40):
makes commission. But then he's like, who have you been
fucking the last two nights? I've heard you, and she
says none of his business, and he starts to get aggressive,
and then all of the light bulbs burst. He's here, yeah, yeah,
and he tosses mister Roberts across the room, knocking him
out and making sure his mate is safe. Mister Roberts
wakes up and they start interrogating him about what he's
(24:02):
been doing with all of her paintings. After ten minutes
of being knocked around, he tells them that he's been
selling them at a heavy discount to an art gallery,
making Hella money off of her. So her paintings, I
guess are really good and he's making bank off of her.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Like thousands of dollars without telling her.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And he's like, yeah, you made ten bucks today. Yeah,
what the fuck? Try harder next time, squirt. Yeah. He
says that he's been stealing like ten grand a month
from her, doing this the way it kills someone. Yeah.
She tells her mate. She's like, okay, I kill this guy.
And he's like, are you sure and she says yes, yeah,
get your bag, girl. He feeds on mister Roberts, leaving
(24:40):
him as nothing more than a sack of skin. She
leaves the office while he digests his meal and runs
into her coworker Ryan and tells him mister Roberts wants
to be left alone for a while because he's dead.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
As she walks away from Ryan, she sees the lady
who works at the art gallery who was in cahoots
with mister Roberts selling her paintings, But before she can
do anything, Jessica corners her and asks why she hasn't
bonded with her umbra. Alexis demands to know what Jessica
knows regarding them, and she's like, they look amazing in
(25:13):
the light. And then Jessica asks if her umbra is
currently absorbing mister Roberts, and it's okay if he is,
because they all have to do it at some point.
Alexis is now like, bitch, fill me in on what's
go Like, what is happening? Jessica tells her everything she
knows about umbras. Apparently they are a race of shape
shifters who live in the deep waters of a world
(25:34):
that crosses dimensions. She tells her to please ask her
umbra to keep mister Robert's form in public, so whoever
they absorb, they can take the form of that person. Huh,
at least for the time being, so that he can
run the coffee shop because she's got bills to pay
until her umbra Neil gets his first paycheck.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh, he's got a job.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, because he's a human now.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Cute.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
And then Jessica shows her a photo of what the
umbra look like in the dark. It's a writhing massive tentacles.
But now that he's absorbed a human, he will only
be human form, but can still manipulate the tentacles.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm sorry, but a writhing massive tentacles at all times,
he just has invisible tentacles surrounding him. Hmmm, that's why
when he was in his human form, he could still
like reach out and turn off the lights. That's kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
The girls get back to work and Alexis goes up
to the art gallery lady and tells her that she
won't be getting any more artwork from her, and then
walks away. Just then, mister Roberts calls her into the office.
But once she goes back into the office, he takes
his other form and wraps her up in his tentacles.
So he's completed the absorption of mister Roberts.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh, so is he human now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
He wants to bring her upstairs to see if he's
still addicted to the taste of her pussy as this
human form.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
He releases her and tells her that she has a
head start and she better get up stairs first.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Wait, my voice trembles because my clit still throbs from
last night's pussy whipping. What happens if I get away?
Then you get to ride me like a cowgirl, he
says with a broad grin, as though he's drawing on
one of mister Robert's memories. And if you catch me,
then I'll fuck you in all holes until you're howling
my name. Countdown starts now even you're your wreath th
(27:21):
ruh again. I'm sorry, but being on top is not
a reward. No, it is not a reward. Get me
on my back.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
She takes off running, but he catches her quickly and
then carries her the rest of the way up the stairs.
He watches as she strips naked, and then uses his
tentacles to bring her to him so he can eat
her out. He pins her to the wall and then
starts eating her out until she's begging for his tentacles.
He makes her come and then sets her down so
he can bring out every single tentacle that he has. Hey,
(27:52):
this part was so creepy to me. They're skin colored
and specifically the same shade as her skin.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh, okay, that's weird. I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But and then she asks, why aren't they slippery?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Is that what you want? I nod. My little mate
is getting a tentacle fetish, he says with a chuckle, Yeah,
I would fucking hope. So, oh you like my tentacles?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I feel like she'd have to yeah, or else you're
just not compatible. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
He shows her his mating tentacle, which has many little
tendrils on the head of it, and asks if she
wants it, but she says that it definitely will not fit.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You'll take my tentacle cock like a good little mate.
My pussy muscles clench, seeming to agree.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
And then she starts begging for him to fuck her.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Fill me with that mating arm while you're giving it
to me up the ass. And while you're at it,
I want another tentacle sucking my clip. Okay, girl, run
the show. Tell she was just an anal virgin yesterday. Yeah,
look at her now.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
He fills her pussy and the little tendrils remember at
the top of the head, are tickling her cervex. Oh
my goodness, and she receives the best orgasm of her life.
She wonders how long his species lives and asks, and
he says that they live a centuries, and now that
they're mated, she will also live that long. Then he
pulls out of her and tells her that he's going
to fuck her with his human cock. Now he penetrates
(29:09):
her with it, and it's just as amazing. Also, this
whole time, she has the tentacle.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
In her ass. Oh yeah, she's a butt girl.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Also, shouldn't you ask someone if they want to live
for centuries? Yeah, I's gonna say, who the fuck wants
to live that long?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
He lets her know that he's going to come and
to hang on.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
His first spurt hits the walls of my pussy like
a small jet, and the second is a powerful gush.
I tighten my grip around my mate as he rides
through a double climax like a small jet, a small jet.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
He finishes and then lays her on the bed so
they can drift off to sleep. We're in our epilogue.
It's one year later. She's a full time artist. Her
mate is also an artist, but the culinary kind, which
worked out since they kept the coffee shop He decides
now is the time to breed her, and before they
have wet, slippery, kinky sex on a rubber sheet, needs
to have her on her belly and full of his ink.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
She tells him to give it to her, and he
slides his monster tentacle cock into her mouth. She gives
him a blowy until he's ready to come.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
That's it, he growls. The word's coming out garbled. I'm
going to fill you up with delicious spunk until you're
swollen and dripping. It tastes a little sharper than they
cum he produces with his human cock, but I swallow
over and over, determined not to waste a single drop
of his precious ink. The cock undulates within my mouth
as though milking itself dry. So gross. Ah.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
He plays with her until she comes, and she feels
all warm and fuzzy and horny and knows that the
mating frenzy is now in full effect. He fucks her
over and over and over, filling all of her holes,
and she is loving it. We're in our second epilog.
Four years later. They have triplets who also have tentacles,
but they can't control the visibility of them yet Jessica
(30:51):
and Neil live down the street and they all hang
out like once a week and everyone is happy.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Cue. I want to know if she laid eggs.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't say if she eggs or gave birth.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hm.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I can't get over the fact that he took the
form of her creepy ass boss and she was like, okay,
fucking it.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
But like they gave mister Roberts a glow up, like
they said he like started working out, he dyed his hair,
got a nice hair cut. Yeah, but still don't matter.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now he's still mister Roberts.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You know it's her man deep inside though.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
That's true, girl, what's all the inside that counts?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah? So, Riley, how many red pepper emojis do you
give this one? I think I give it three and
a half. He agree with that number. It was silly.
It was silly, but I liked it. It's like a cutesy, silly,
little funny story. Do you think tentacle Man is sexy?
I don't know. Just the writhing mass of tentacles in
the dark, that's what gets me. I don't know. Would
(31:50):
you trade places with Alexis? Maybe? Why not? It's a
new experience. She had fun most of the time. Well,
next week we're telling Riley all about Devourer of Men
by Nikki Saint cro and we're gonna have her look
at the cover and give us her best guess and
what might be about And this, if you don't remember,
is the Hook, Rock and Wendy story.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'm excited to be back in that world because, yeah, those.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Books Chef's Kiss, Jenna, did you read those? No?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Uh, you would like it.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You would very much like it, you guys. I have
no idea because remember they just found out Wendy's still alive,
and we found out there's some weird sexual tension between
Rock and Hook and they're both trying to find her.
I think Hook and Rock they're going to cans, if
not more, they're gonna do some things. And I think
they're gonna find Wendy. I don't know how, but it's
(32:43):
gonna be an adventure. And remember they were both in
love with her. Mm hmm, that's why Rock cut Hook's handoff.
I think there's gonna be the three way. Maybe oh yeah,
man woman man hot or men man woman. Maybe it
goes all of the ways. Maybe it's just a pile
of m's and w's. I don't know, Yeah, like you
(33:04):
wait for this one. Yeah, we'll find out next week.
Yeah all right. Well, if you liked this episode, make
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