August 1, 2025 • 22 mins
We've officially corrupted Riley, and vanilla books just don't hit the same with her anymore. Mila is a new hire at a firehouse and on her first day on the job, she sets a fire in the kitchen! But don't worry, her new boss Brock is here to save the day. When he takes in her curvy lucious frame, he can't help but fall for her! Also, we have a very heated discussion about whether or not a human can die by having a car roof dropped on their head.Book Credit: His Flame by Jessa Joy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome back, you horny little rats. It's time to smut
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Speaker 2 (00:38):
Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I have a Apple review and this one comes
from Breathe a Cheese twenty one. I love bree Cheese.
It is delicious and that's pretty good. Yeah, and it
says work listener, All right, girl, work listener. We got
our work. These girls are the best. Can't get enough
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of this podcast. I tell all my horny little rat friends.
Keep me laughing at work. PS read kink Camp series.
Do you guys know what that is? No? But it
sounds fun. Yeah, look at that camp. Thank you, oh,
thank you so sweet. And this month we made Riley
read his flame a Firefighter Curvy Girl Romance by Jessa,
(01:24):
Joy and Shelby. Why are we reading this book?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Because the fire alarm went off at my work and
I saw the hottest firefighter to ever exist, and I said,
you know what we should be doing one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We need one of them.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Give me a firefighter romance.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and then we found another firefighter romance to cover
it this month. Next month, in a few weeks, we'll
have another full episode of Firefighter Hell Hell Hot Hot Hot. Yeah. Yeah.
And how many stars did you give this on Goodreads?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Riley?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, it's not on good read Oh no, the book's
on good Reads. I mean I didn't, I said, oh, obscure.
I think I get it, like it's two and a half.
I mean it was very cute, see very like wholesome.
It's cute, Okay, I love that. But it wasn't like
smutty off the wall crazy. No, I need like something
(02:21):
weird in it, I think now. Unfortunately, because like I'm
reading this after I read Thick Beef. Thick Beef was
like my bread and butter. Oh I'd loved thick Beef,
it was so good, but this was good. Okay. We
begin in our female main character's POV and her name
is Mela. She's recently relocated to the small town and
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the town is called Snowflake.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, cute, cutesy. This whole book actually gives me like
Hallmark movie vibes. That's what it is. Yeah, it's like
a little Hallmark movie cuteute. But she recently moved here
with her sister Ava. Ava hands Mela a peeb and
J sandwich through her car window and gives her a
little pep talk before she leaves for her first day
of work. Ava got Mila this job at the town's
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firehouse as a cook for the firefighters. They say they're goodbyes,
and Mela heads to the firehouse, guns and roses blasting
through her stereo. She's super into eighties and nineties rock
right now? Okay. Mila arrives at the big red brick
building and she really can't believe she's doing this. She
loves to cook, but clams up meeting new people. And
what do you even feed firefighters? Girl? Food? They're people, Yeah,
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they're real human beings like me and you. She gets
her car out of her car and wheels it around
to the back door and knocks a tall, pretty woman
with curly redhair. Answers the door and says, hey, you
must be Mela. I'm Savannah. She tells her everyone is
out on a call at the moment and shows her
where the kitchen is. She tells her about the firehouse
dog Ember, who belongs to the former chief. That's anormal cure.
(03:52):
Is it a Dalmatian? What is it? It doesn't even
say what it is. Oh my gosh, tragic. I know
the dog belongs to the former chief Atlas King Brock Thompson,
big guy with scars. Is the nude cheese like burn scars? Yeah, yeah,
I mean you'll find out more details later. But yeah,
Savannah leaves for the day, and we also never see
her again. So, oh my Savannah. She's not important. Why
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they even give her a name. She was just a stranger.
She just walked into the building. Literally, I don't know
why she's here. And Mela starts to get busy in
the kitchen. She left her regular apron at home, so
she's sport in her frilly pink one. She lays out
a plate of chocolate chip cookies and starts making chicken
parmesan for the guys. As Mela is prepping the food,
Ember sneaks in and jumps up to sniff the cookies.
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Mela chows her away and turns back to the oven
when she hears a chomping noise behind her. She turns
around to see missus Ember has an entire wrapped block
of cheese in her mouth. Just give it to her,
Give her the cheese, pay the cheese, tax, take it.
Mela chases Ember out the house and into the backyard.
Ember is playing like a game of catch me if
you can, and Mela is finally able to get her
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hands on her. She he gets the cheese out of
her mouth, and then all of a sudden, a loud
alarm is going off in the firehouse with a recording
stating there's a fire and they need to vacate.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She just caught her brand new job on fire.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god. Of course, Mila is like,
oh shit, did I forget to put water for the
potatoes on the stove, So there's just like raw potatoes
sitting on the stove with no water. Absolute idiot, and
she books it back inside. She runs through the kitchen
door and slams into a big, houghty hunk of a
man still in his uniform he's tall, buffets fuck, dark hair,
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piercing green eyes, and scars running up his right arm
and neck. The firefighter says, so, I'm guessing you're my
new hire. Oh you're fired, you dumb idiot, Get out.
This is the fired apartment. You started a fire. Yeah,
why would he fuck her? Yeah, she's dumb. They don't
care about that. They just care about looks. Men are stupid,
(05:54):
that's true. Yeah, Clayton, you're listening. This is about you. Yeah,
Lydia doesn't want We were alone. We are now in
bronx POV and he thinks Mila is same as Brock.
His name is Brock. No, I know who names a
baby brock. Imagine this is my son Brock. It's short
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for broccoli. She's a petite brenette with big brown eyes
and cute freckles, and she's also very kurvy, curvy, cute girl.
She seems to be pretty shy, so he tries to
joke about her starting a fire, and she just blinks
at him and says she doesn't see a fire. He
tells her that alarm goes off if there's smoke and
points at the stove and says, don't you usually put
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water in a pot with an open flame underneath. Mela
looks embarrassed and like you should be yeah, and tells
him the dog stole the cheese and she was just
trying to get it back. Brock asks Ember if that's correct,
and Ember gives him a little wolf back, so he's like, yeah,
checks out, right, right, right, right, right right. He asks
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her what she's making, and as she's walking over to
the stove, he can't help it's a check her out.
Oh I could hold onto those curvy hips, kissing the
smooth line of her neck because my cock plunges into
her from behind. She just set the kitchen on fire.
Why are you thinking about this? And he's just like, yeah,
I want to put my dick in that. She's dumb,
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he says, but she's hot. Yeah, I can't fuck her brain?
Then are stupid? Mela tells him chicken palm, mashed potatoes,
and chocolate pudding. She also brought tomorrow's dishes because she
works one day on and one day off. They chat
a little and Brock asks her when supper will be ready.
She tells him maybe ten minutes and asks if there's
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a bell she should ring, and he's like, you can
just set the fire alarm off again.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Also, you're gonna make mashed potatoes in ten minutes, you
don't have water boiling.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
She's a chef and she's using instant potatoes.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
She's actually like a horrible cook. And the mashed potatoes
are just like raw potatoes smashed up. They're ready. He's like, crunchy,
you my ten minute potatoes. Brock heads to the living
room to let the guys know to get ready for supper.
All the guys make their way to the dining room
and Brock asks Mela if she needs any help. She
smiles at him and tells him no, no, and she
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hopes he likes it. He is smitten. He's a big
old crush on her. It's now been one week where
can't the firehouse, and Mela has fallen into a regular routine. However,
the one man she really wants to impress seems to
be emboiding her. There's just something about Brock's calm presence
and big frame that makes her stomach flip. Mela is
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in the kitchen making beef stew and Brock walks in
and he just stares at her. Mela asks him if
he's hungry, and he says yes, but asks if she
will eat with him. She says sure. She likes her
own cooking, which I thought was funny because she just
was like, Yeah, I like my own cooking. Yeah, girl,
as you should. Yeah, I hope you do. He tells
her the guys can't believe their luck with her meals.
(08:59):
He was the one cooking for the guys before, and
let's just say he was not the best cook. He
asks her what got her into cooking, and she tells
him her grandma owned a restaurant forty years ago, so
she grew up around it. He asks why no restaurant
for her, and she says dealing with customers, no way,
and I gotta she's a shy girl. It starts storming
outside and Mela says she should start heading home. She
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didn't bring a rain jacket and wants to get home
before it gets too heavy. Brock asks her why she
didn't drive in, and she tells him her sister Ava
brought her because her car isn't working and big hottie
strong Brock says, nine, girl, I am taking you home,
so he does. Mela tries to dispute it, and he
says no, baby girl, I am fire chief. I must
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protect you. She says, yeah. Brock brings his truck around
back and Mela hops in the front seat. She's got
to squeeze her thighs together being this close to Brock.
They chat about his family a little bit on their
way to her house, but the conversation stops when she
asks him about his dad. So she asks him like, hey,
what about your dad, and he just immediately ignores her.
He says nothing. Oh, I would not put up with that.
(10:04):
It would be like, hey, I asked you a question, Yeah,
you have to answer me. When they pull up in
front of her house, he looks over her and asks
if he could come in for a glass of water,
And at first she's like, is that a line? Are
you just trying to come in? And he's like, no, no,
I'll drink my glass of water and leave.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Weird, just like, wait till you get home.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Then, yeah, you freak swallow some spit. I don't know,
swallow your spit. She's got to wet your whistle. Yeah,
just a little. Like I'm quenched. I'll be good for
like the next ten minutes. She says, sure, it's pouring
rain at this point, so Mila uses her bag to
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cover her head, and Brock pulls her closer to him
so she can use his umbrella. As they walk up
to her porch, he remembers who lived here before her,
miss Brettel and her cats, and asks if she was
able to get the cat smell out. She asks how
he knew about the cats and tells him yeah, but
one of the cats made their way back to the house,
so she's caring for it until missus Brettel can come
collect him. Brock tells her he's rescued this cat more
(11:06):
times than he can count, you know, because he's a fireman,
rescuing cats. Yeah, doing those things. They head inside Emerelily
gets a glass of water from the kitchen for Brock.
Brock tells her he's sorry for going quiet when she
asked him about his dad. It's just hard for him
to talk about. She tells him he doesn't have to
tell her anything he doesn't want to, and he tells
her he does want to tell her. His dad was
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driving Brock and his sister home one day when a
drunk driver hit them. His dad was able to save them,
and when he went to save the other driver, the
roof collapsed on him like the car roof. I got
confused when I was reading it. It's the car roof?
Is that very heavy? I don't really know a car
roof for him, it was could have been a big
metal car.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Maybe it was the flame as well.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah. I think it was stupid way to die. I've
never had a car roof fall on me. I just
don't imagine them to be like heavy enough to kill you,
especially as a full grown man. But he was just
hit by a drunk driver. He wasn't fully well. I
feel like he'd just be like, ah fuck, but instead
he died.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You're gonna get hit by a drunk driver, be totally fine,
and then you're gonna die under a car room.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Of the driver that hit you. Yeah, I'd be like,
fuck you guys. Yeah, i'd really catch on fire. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
He's sworn to protect.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's true. He was a firefighter. He has to have
known better. I don't know what to tell you. This
is how it was a stupid way for a firefighter to die.
Take it up with her. I want to say that.
I feel like the roof of a car is maybe
fifty pounds and it's like six inches above your head.
That's not going to kill you. Yeah, but what if
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it was like a fucking nineteen eighty Ford Bronco. Was
he saving oj Simpson? Maybe? No, a drunk driver. It's
like our arguably the lightest part of a car. Did
he get trapped. Let's hope he got trapped. No, she
said it fell on his head and killed him. He
(13:09):
was driving my sister and me back home when a
drunk driver crashed into us. Both vehicles went up in flames.
He got us both out, then went to save the
truck driver. He got inside, but the part of the
roof collapsed. I tried to get him out, so he
was on fire. Okay, because I'm seeing that the weight
of a car roof is typically between fifty two one
hundred and fifty pounds, and imagine being on fire when
(13:32):
that point was Yes, but that's just like a person
falling on your head real quick. That's not going to
kill you. But he's also on fire.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, but if anyone's trained to like withstand the heat,
it would be yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, but he's not in his gear. What are you
guys doing? I just feel like it's a silly way
to die he's a firefighter that died, and died anyway possible,
but a car roof fell on his head and he
died while he was on fire. You're missing a key point. Okay.
The flames are key. The flames are key. Okay, Okay,
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Like I could not imagine pushing one hundred pounds off
me if I was on fire. Mila says she's sorry
and asks if that's how he got his scars, and
he nods, which I was like, insensitive bitch, why would
she gets? Oh? Sos that what sucked you up? Yeah?
Is that what happened to your face? I've been dying
the ass. She steps closer to him and tells him
(14:29):
she appreciates him sharing that with her. He reaches up
and pushes the lock of her hair away from her face.
She stands on her tiptoes and touches the scar and
his face, and he flinches. She asks him if it hurts,
and he tells her no, he's just not used to
someone touching him in this way.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I take her hand and place it back on my face.
My cock is rock hard, pressing against the seam of
my genes. All my senses focused on her. All I
want to do is get closer.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So he's got a boner because she touched his face. Yeah,
men are right after they talked about his dad d
She strokes his cheek and he pulls her in closer.
He decides fuck it and leans down and kisses her.
They're making out and he's squeezing her booty, but then
the crocpot alarm goes off and Mela pushes him away.
(15:13):
Seems like she burns things a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's a tiny bit awkward now, so Brock tells her
he has to go back to work and that he'll
see her tomorrow. She reminds him that it's the weekend
and she doesn't work. She also has a party to
cater in Bakersville. He tells her he will see her
next week then, and they say their goodbyes. Brock is
back at the firehouse now and walks into the kitchen
to see Maverick, one of the firefighters, eating some of
Mela's beef stewice she made. He tells Brock that Mela
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can really cook. She's also really pretty and says that
he bets someone will wipe her up soon, and this
makes Broxe red, Oh my god, that's my girl. He
gets in Maverick's face and says, are you intending on
doing that? And Maverick says, who WHOA. We won't talk
about the new girl, And then they just chat about
fireman stuff, about that fire. Oh fire, that was a
(16:02):
crazy one. Got it out, put water on it, yah,
and Rock cannot get Mela out of his head. But
he's conflicted because he's the fire chief and he cannot
be kissing his new employee. Mela is in Baker's Field,
a little ways away from their town of Snowflake, catering
a frat party. She's in the kitchen preparing food when
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one of the idiot frat boys start a fire on
the grill outside, catching the grill and a tree on fire.
That same frat boy burned his hand in the fire,
so Mela helps him inside and puts his hand under
cool running water. She calls the firehouse and they say
they'll be right there, And I was like, why wouldn't
you call that city's fire department, you freak? Also, why
are you catering and also grilling? Yeah, what's happening here?
(16:51):
But the fireman said they'll be right there in thirty minutes. Though,
because she didn't call the closest fire department. Yeah, they
should have also said, like, all right, ma'am, maybe call
that town's fire department, but they don't. Moments later, the
firefighters show up, and Brock immediately comes to check on
his girl, Mila. She tells him she's all good, explains
(17:11):
what happens, and gathers her stuff to leave. After she
loads up her car, she tries to start it, but
of course it's not working. Brock taps on her window
and offers to help. He puts some oil on her engine.
Dumb bitch and tells her to scooch. He's not letting
her drive home alone, so he drives her car. That's
all it needed was some oil. He said, your oil
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was low. Fill it up. Oh look, it's Ronen. How
has this girl survived? I know, I'm like, you're stupid.
She can't cook potatoes, she's driving her car with no oil.
She lets a dog take her cheese. Idiot. He asks
her why her car smells like tomato sauce, and she
says it's the lasagna she made for the frat boys.
She's just gonna take it home and eat it by herself,
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so it doesn't go to waste an entire lasagna. I
wouldn't tell somebody that I'm gonna go do that. I'd
be like, oh yeah, I'm so skinny. I'm just gonna
put it in my friends and not eat it and
let it go Toway. He asks about her sister, and
she tells him she's out of town for the night,
and he's like, oh, well, I'd like to eat some
lasagna with you. Oh god, I'm actually really hungry. When
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they're back at Mela's house, it Brock carries her stuff
in and sets the lasagna on the counter. She asks
if she should heat them up, and he says he
can think of something else he'd rather heat up.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
My god.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
She laughs and pulls him in close and he buries
his head in her neck. They have a cute little moment,
and then she tells him she must feed him since
he worked all day. They sit at the table and
enjoy their food together, chit chatting. He asks if it's
inappropriate that he's having dinner with her, and she says, no,
it is, though it is fire chief employee.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Did she get paid for this catering of it and
then just take her food back?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah? The frat boys were girling. They've got it under control.
Ye got to keep the money.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
She probably brought her weird ass mashed potatoes and they
were like, Oh, we'll just make our own food. That's
probably why they were using the grow. Probably.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I can think of far more inappropriate things I'd like
you to do to me. My cheeks are bright red.
Brock stands up and walks over to me. I'm so
glad you said that. Ever since I first saw you,
I've been thinking of things I want to do to you.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Broccoli, You naughty. Brock pulls her up from her seat
and pushes her up against the counter. They make out,
passionately touching each other's bodies. Brock says they should head upstairs,
and like the man he is, he carries her all
the way up there, because you know she's Kirby fireman Carrie.
Oh yeah. She tells him which room is hers, and
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he tosses her on the bed. They undress and kiss,
and he gets to carpet muncheon. Yeah, his tongue circles
my swollen bud, tasing every inch of my wetness, and
it's almost unbearably pleasurable. He continues his exploration, sliding two
fingers into me and pressing against my g spot, making
me whimper go off.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Sounds like he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, she's digging her fingers in his hair and it's
just wave after wave of pleasure. She screams his name
as she comes, and she tells him she wants to
feel him inside her.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He stands up and unbuttons his pants. His enormous cock
springs free, and my eyes widened. He kneels on the bed,
lining himself up with my sopping wet entrance.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh yeah, he does.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's disgusting as his thumb circles my clip slowly, he
pushes the tip inside me and I'm moan, you're so big.
Tell me like it. His voice is a growl. I
love feeling your big cock inside me. I want you
to fill me up, fill her up, fill up her
stopping we vagina do it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They have a nice, lovely missionary fuck and explosive orgasms
and fall asleep together. Brock wakes up early in the
morning while Mela is still sleeping. He showers, feeds the cat,
and heads to the firehouse. He is unusually chipper this morning,
and Maverick notices, but Brock tells him, no questions. They
have a presentation for a bunch of school kids this morning.
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After the presentation, Brock heads back to Mela's house. Ava
answers the door and asks if he's Rock, and he
says yes, and he'd like to see Mela. And she says, U, no,
you aren't going to one night stand my sister and
come back here with your tail behind your legs. And
he tells her, no, I can explain. He just had
a presentation. Yeah, you had to go to work. He
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tells her he can explain, and to just let him
see Mila. She says fine, and he heads to Mela's room.
She looks like she had been crying, and he runs
to her and tells her he just had a presentation.
He wasn't leaving her. She tells him she was devastated.
Oh my god. Stage five Clinger, this is a red
flag literally, and he says, girl, I love you, oh
(21:42):
dam and they kiss and makeup. We're in the epilogue.
Brock and Mela have opened their own business. It's six
months later. It's called Mela's Meals and it's a ready
to cook meal service. Mela arrives at the firehouse and
it's eerily quiet and there's no one there. She goes
into the kitchen to prepare some food and the fire
alarm starts going off. Turns around to see you Brock
coming out of the pantry with a smile on his face,
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and he turns off the alarm. He gets down on
one knee and proposes. She says yes. The whole fire
crew comes around the corner and cheers the end. He
was just hiding in the pantry. Yeah, he was like
a fucking weirdo waiting for her. That's terrifying. I know. Wow,
what a story. I know, Lisad was so romantic. Yeah.
(22:25):
What do you guys think? It was very vanilla? Yeah? Yeah,
I think we've been jaded. We need weirder books. Yep.
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Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I have a Apple review and this one comes
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It is delicious and that's pretty good. Yeah, and it
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Keep me laughing at work. PS read kink Camp series.
Do you guys know what that is? No? But it
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thank you so sweet. And this month we made Riley
read his flame a Firefighter Curvy Girl Romance by Jessa,
(01:24):
Joy and Shelby. Why are we reading this book?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Because the fire alarm went off at my work and
I saw the hottest firefighter to ever exist, and I said,
you know what we should be doing one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We need one of them.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Give me a firefighter romance.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and then we found another firefighter romance to cover
it this month. Next month, in a few weeks, we'll
have another full episode of Firefighter Hell Hell Hot Hot Hot. Yeah. Yeah.
And how many stars did you give this on Goodreads?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Riley?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, it's not on good read Oh no, the book's
on good Reads. I mean I didn't, I said, oh, obscure.
I think I get it, like it's two and a half.
I mean it was very cute, see very like wholesome.
It's cute, Okay, I love that. But it wasn't like
smutty off the wall crazy. No, I need like something
(02:21):
weird in it, I think now. Unfortunately, because like I'm
reading this after I read Thick Beef. Thick Beef was
like my bread and butter. Oh I'd loved thick Beef,
it was so good, but this was good. Okay. We
begin in our female main character's POV and her name
is Mela. She's recently relocated to the small town and
(02:41):
the town is called Snowflake.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, cute, cutesy. This whole book actually gives me like
Hallmark movie vibes. That's what it is. Yeah, it's like
a little Hallmark movie cuteute. But she recently moved here
with her sister Ava. Ava hands Mela a peeb and
J sandwich through her car window and gives her a
little pep talk before she leaves for her first day
of work. Ava got Mila this job at the town's
(03:06):
firehouse as a cook for the firefighters. They say they're goodbyes,
and Mela heads to the firehouse, guns and roses blasting
through her stereo. She's super into eighties and nineties rock
right now? Okay. Mila arrives at the big red brick
building and she really can't believe she's doing this. She
loves to cook, but clams up meeting new people. And
what do you even feed firefighters? Girl? Food? They're people, Yeah,
(03:29):
they're real human beings like me and you. She gets
her car out of her car and wheels it around
to the back door and knocks a tall, pretty woman
with curly redhair. Answers the door and says, hey, you
must be Mela. I'm Savannah. She tells her everyone is
out on a call at the moment and shows her
where the kitchen is. She tells her about the firehouse
dog Ember, who belongs to the former chief. That's anormal cure.
(03:52):
Is it a Dalmatian? What is it? It doesn't even
say what it is. Oh my gosh, tragic. I know
the dog belongs to the former chief Atlas King Brock Thompson,
big guy with scars. Is the nude cheese like burn scars? Yeah, yeah,
I mean you'll find out more details later. But yeah,
Savannah leaves for the day, and we also never see
her again. So, oh my Savannah. She's not important. Why
(04:16):
they even give her a name. She was just a stranger.
She just walked into the building. Literally, I don't know
why she's here. And Mela starts to get busy in
the kitchen. She left her regular apron at home, so
she's sport in her frilly pink one. She lays out
a plate of chocolate chip cookies and starts making chicken
parmesan for the guys. As Mela is prepping the food,
Ember sneaks in and jumps up to sniff the cookies.
(04:37):
Mela chows her away and turns back to the oven
when she hears a chomping noise behind her. She turns
around to see missus Ember has an entire wrapped block
of cheese in her mouth. Just give it to her,
Give her the cheese, pay the cheese, tax, take it.
Mela chases Ember out the house and into the backyard.
Ember is playing like a game of catch me if
you can, and Mela is finally able to get her
(04:59):
hands on her. She he gets the cheese out of
her mouth, and then all of a sudden, a loud
alarm is going off in the firehouse with a recording
stating there's a fire and they need to vacate.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She just caught her brand new job on fire.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god. Of course, Mila is like,
oh shit, did I forget to put water for the
potatoes on the stove, So there's just like raw potatoes
sitting on the stove with no water. Absolute idiot, and
she books it back inside. She runs through the kitchen
door and slams into a big, houghty hunk of a
man still in his uniform he's tall, buffets fuck, dark hair,
(05:33):
piercing green eyes, and scars running up his right arm
and neck. The firefighter says, so, I'm guessing you're my
new hire. Oh you're fired, you dumb idiot, Get out.
This is the fired apartment. You started a fire. Yeah,
why would he fuck her? Yeah, she's dumb. They don't
care about that. They just care about looks. Men are stupid,
(05:54):
that's true. Yeah, Clayton, you're listening. This is about you. Yeah,
Lydia doesn't want We were alone. We are now in
bronx POV and he thinks Mila is same as Brock.
His name is Brock. No, I know who names a
baby brock. Imagine this is my son Brock. It's short
(06:15):
for broccoli. She's a petite brenette with big brown eyes
and cute freckles, and she's also very kurvy, curvy, cute girl.
She seems to be pretty shy, so he tries to
joke about her starting a fire, and she just blinks
at him and says she doesn't see a fire. He
tells her that alarm goes off if there's smoke and
points at the stove and says, don't you usually put
(06:35):
water in a pot with an open flame underneath. Mela
looks embarrassed and like you should be yeah, and tells
him the dog stole the cheese and she was just
trying to get it back. Brock asks Ember if that's correct,
and Ember gives him a little wolf back, so he's like, yeah,
checks out, right, right, right, right, right right. He asks
(06:56):
her what she's making, and as she's walking over to
the stove, he can't help it's a check her out.
Oh I could hold onto those curvy hips, kissing the
smooth line of her neck because my cock plunges into
her from behind. She just set the kitchen on fire.
Why are you thinking about this? And he's just like, yeah,
I want to put my dick in that. She's dumb,
(07:17):
he says, but she's hot. Yeah, I can't fuck her brain?
Then are stupid? Mela tells him chicken palm, mashed potatoes,
and chocolate pudding. She also brought tomorrow's dishes because she
works one day on and one day off. They chat
a little and Brock asks her when supper will be ready.
She tells him maybe ten minutes and asks if there's
(07:37):
a bell she should ring, and he's like, you can
just set the fire alarm off again.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Also, you're gonna make mashed potatoes in ten minutes, you
don't have water boiling.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
She's a chef and she's using instant potatoes.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
She's actually like a horrible cook. And the mashed potatoes
are just like raw potatoes smashed up. They're ready. He's like, crunchy,
you my ten minute potatoes. Brock heads to the living
room to let the guys know to get ready for supper.
All the guys make their way to the dining room
and Brock asks Mela if she needs any help. She
smiles at him and tells him no, no, and she
(08:16):
hopes he likes it. He is smitten. He's a big
old crush on her. It's now been one week where
can't the firehouse, and Mela has fallen into a regular routine. However,
the one man she really wants to impress seems to
be emboiding her. There's just something about Brock's calm presence
and big frame that makes her stomach flip. Mela is
(08:37):
in the kitchen making beef stew and Brock walks in
and he just stares at her. Mela asks him if
he's hungry, and he says yes, but asks if she
will eat with him. She says sure. She likes her
own cooking, which I thought was funny because she just
was like, Yeah, I like my own cooking. Yeah, girl,
as you should. Yeah, I hope you do. He tells
her the guys can't believe their luck with her meals.
(08:59):
He was the one cooking for the guys before, and
let's just say he was not the best cook. He
asks her what got her into cooking, and she tells
him her grandma owned a restaurant forty years ago, so
she grew up around it. He asks why no restaurant
for her, and she says dealing with customers, no way,
and I gotta she's a shy girl. It starts storming
outside and Mela says she should start heading home. She
(09:20):
didn't bring a rain jacket and wants to get home
before it gets too heavy. Brock asks her why she
didn't drive in, and she tells him her sister Ava
brought her because her car isn't working and big hottie
strong Brock says, nine, girl, I am taking you home,
so he does. Mela tries to dispute it, and he
says no, baby girl, I am fire chief. I must
(09:42):
protect you. She says, yeah. Brock brings his truck around
back and Mela hops in the front seat. She's got
to squeeze her thighs together being this close to Brock.
They chat about his family a little bit on their
way to her house, but the conversation stops when she
asks him about his dad. So she asks him like, hey,
what about your dad, and he just immediately ignores her.
He says nothing. Oh, I would not put up with that.
(10:04):
It would be like, hey, I asked you a question, Yeah,
you have to answer me. When they pull up in
front of her house, he looks over her and asks
if he could come in for a glass of water,
And at first she's like, is that a line? Are
you just trying to come in? And he's like, no, no,
I'll drink my glass of water and leave.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Weird, just like, wait till you get home.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Then, yeah, you freak swallow some spit. I don't know,
swallow your spit. She's got to wet your whistle. Yeah,
just a little. Like I'm quenched. I'll be good for
like the next ten minutes. She says, sure, it's pouring
rain at this point, so Mila uses her bag to
(10:44):
cover her head, and Brock pulls her closer to him
so she can use his umbrella. As they walk up
to her porch, he remembers who lived here before her,
miss Brettel and her cats, and asks if she was
able to get the cat smell out. She asks how
he knew about the cats and tells him yeah, but
one of the cats made their way back to the house,
so she's caring for it until missus Brettel can come
collect him. Brock tells her he's rescued this cat more
(11:06):
times than he can count, you know, because he's a fireman,
rescuing cats. Yeah, doing those things. They head inside Emerelily
gets a glass of water from the kitchen for Brock.
Brock tells her he's sorry for going quiet when she
asked him about his dad. It's just hard for him
to talk about. She tells him he doesn't have to
tell her anything he doesn't want to, and he tells
her he does want to tell her. His dad was
(11:28):
driving Brock and his sister home one day when a
drunk driver hit them. His dad was able to save them,
and when he went to save the other driver, the
roof collapsed on him like the car roof. I got
confused when I was reading it. It's the car roof?
Is that very heavy? I don't really know a car
roof for him, it was could have been a big
metal car.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Maybe it was the flame as well.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah. I think it was stupid way to die. I've
never had a car roof fall on me. I just
don't imagine them to be like heavy enough to kill you,
especially as a full grown man. But he was just
hit by a drunk driver. He wasn't fully well. I
feel like he'd just be like, ah fuck, but instead
he died.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You're gonna get hit by a drunk driver, be totally fine,
and then you're gonna die under a car room.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Of the driver that hit you. Yeah, I'd be like,
fuck you guys. Yeah, i'd really catch on fire. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
He's sworn to protect.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's true. He was a firefighter. He has to have
known better. I don't know what to tell you. This
is how it was a stupid way for a firefighter to die.
Take it up with her. I want to say that.
I feel like the roof of a car is maybe
fifty pounds and it's like six inches above your head.
That's not going to kill you. Yeah, but what if
(12:48):
it was like a fucking nineteen eighty Ford Bronco. Was
he saving oj Simpson? Maybe? No, a drunk driver. It's
like our arguably the lightest part of a car. Did
he get trapped. Let's hope he got trapped. No, she
said it fell on his head and killed him. He
(13:09):
was driving my sister and me back home when a
drunk driver crashed into us. Both vehicles went up in flames.
He got us both out, then went to save the
truck driver. He got inside, but the part of the
roof collapsed. I tried to get him out, so he
was on fire. Okay, because I'm seeing that the weight
of a car roof is typically between fifty two one
hundred and fifty pounds, and imagine being on fire when
(13:32):
that point was Yes, but that's just like a person
falling on your head real quick. That's not going to
kill you. But he's also on fire.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, but if anyone's trained to like withstand the heat,
it would be yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, but he's not in his gear. What are you
guys doing? I just feel like it's a silly way
to die he's a firefighter that died, and died anyway possible,
but a car roof fell on his head and he
died while he was on fire. You're missing a key point. Okay.
The flames are key. The flames are key. Okay, Okay,
(14:06):
Like I could not imagine pushing one hundred pounds off
me if I was on fire. Mila says she's sorry
and asks if that's how he got his scars, and
he nods, which I was like, insensitive bitch, why would
she gets? Oh? Sos that what sucked you up? Yeah?
Is that what happened to your face? I've been dying
the ass. She steps closer to him and tells him
(14:29):
she appreciates him sharing that with her. He reaches up
and pushes the lock of her hair away from her face.
She stands on her tiptoes and touches the scar and
his face, and he flinches. She asks him if it hurts,
and he tells her no, he's just not used to
someone touching him in this way.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I take her hand and place it back on my face.
My cock is rock hard, pressing against the seam of
my genes. All my senses focused on her. All I
want to do is get closer.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So he's got a boner because she touched his face. Yeah,
men are right after they talked about his dad d
She strokes his cheek and he pulls her in closer.
He decides fuck it and leans down and kisses her.
They're making out and he's squeezing her booty, but then
the crocpot alarm goes off and Mela pushes him away.
(15:13):
Seems like she burns things a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's a tiny bit awkward now, so Brock tells her
he has to go back to work and that he'll
see her tomorrow. She reminds him that it's the weekend
and she doesn't work. She also has a party to
cater in Bakersville. He tells her he will see her
next week then, and they say their goodbyes. Brock is
back at the firehouse now and walks into the kitchen
to see Maverick, one of the firefighters, eating some of
Mela's beef stewice she made. He tells Brock that Mela
(15:38):
can really cook. She's also really pretty and says that
he bets someone will wipe her up soon, and this
makes Broxe red, Oh my god, that's my girl. He
gets in Maverick's face and says, are you intending on
doing that? And Maverick says, who WHOA. We won't talk
about the new girl, And then they just chat about
fireman stuff, about that fire. Oh fire, that was a
(16:02):
crazy one. Got it out, put water on it, yah,
and Rock cannot get Mela out of his head. But
he's conflicted because he's the fire chief and he cannot
be kissing his new employee. Mela is in Baker's Field,
a little ways away from their town of Snowflake, catering
a frat party. She's in the kitchen preparing food when
(16:24):
one of the idiot frat boys start a fire on
the grill outside, catching the grill and a tree on fire.
That same frat boy burned his hand in the fire,
so Mela helps him inside and puts his hand under
cool running water. She calls the firehouse and they say
they'll be right there, And I was like, why wouldn't
you call that city's fire department, you freak? Also, why
are you catering and also grilling? Yeah, what's happening here?
(16:51):
But the fireman said they'll be right there in thirty minutes. Though,
because she didn't call the closest fire department. Yeah, they
should have also said, like, all right, ma'am, maybe call
that town's fire department, but they don't. Moments later, the
firefighters show up, and Brock immediately comes to check on
his girl, Mila. She tells him she's all good, explains
(17:11):
what happens, and gathers her stuff to leave. After she
loads up her car, she tries to start it, but
of course it's not working. Brock taps on her window
and offers to help. He puts some oil on her engine.
Dumb bitch and tells her to scooch. He's not letting
her drive home alone, so he drives her car. That's
all it needed was some oil. He said, your oil
(17:32):
was low. Fill it up. Oh look, it's Ronen. How
has this girl survived? I know, I'm like, you're stupid.
She can't cook potatoes, she's driving her car with no oil.
She lets a dog take her cheese. Idiot. He asks
her why her car smells like tomato sauce, and she
says it's the lasagna she made for the frat boys.
She's just gonna take it home and eat it by herself,
(17:53):
so it doesn't go to waste an entire lasagna. I
wouldn't tell somebody that I'm gonna go do that. I'd
be like, oh yeah, I'm so skinny. I'm just gonna
put it in my friends and not eat it and
let it go Toway. He asks about her sister, and
she tells him she's out of town for the night,
and he's like, oh, well, I'd like to eat some
lasagna with you. Oh god, I'm actually really hungry. When
(18:19):
they're back at Mela's house, it Brock carries her stuff
in and sets the lasagna on the counter. She asks
if she should heat them up, and he says he
can think of something else he'd rather heat up.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
My god.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
She laughs and pulls him in close and he buries
his head in her neck. They have a cute little moment,
and then she tells him she must feed him since
he worked all day. They sit at the table and
enjoy their food together, chit chatting. He asks if it's
inappropriate that he's having dinner with her, and she says, no,
it is, though it is fire chief employee.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Did she get paid for this catering of it and
then just take her food back?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah? The frat boys were girling. They've got it under control.
Ye got to keep the money.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
She probably brought her weird ass mashed potatoes and they
were like, Oh, we'll just make our own food. That's
probably why they were using the grow. Probably.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I can think of far more inappropriate things I'd like
you to do to me. My cheeks are bright red.
Brock stands up and walks over to me. I'm so
glad you said that. Ever since I first saw you,
I've been thinking of things I want to do to you.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Broccoli, You naughty. Brock pulls her up from her seat
and pushes her up against the counter. They make out,
passionately touching each other's bodies. Brock says they should head upstairs,
and like the man he is, he carries her all
the way up there, because you know she's Kirby fireman Carrie.
Oh yeah. She tells him which room is hers, and
(19:41):
he tosses her on the bed. They undress and kiss,
and he gets to carpet muncheon. Yeah, his tongue circles
my swollen bud, tasing every inch of my wetness, and
it's almost unbearably pleasurable. He continues his exploration, sliding two
fingers into me and pressing against my g spot, making
me whimper go off.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Sounds like he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, she's digging her fingers in his hair and it's
just wave after wave of pleasure. She screams his name
as she comes, and she tells him she wants to
feel him inside her.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He stands up and unbuttons his pants. His enormous cock
springs free, and my eyes widened. He kneels on the bed,
lining himself up with my sopping wet entrance.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh yeah, he does.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's disgusting as his thumb circles my clip slowly, he
pushes the tip inside me and I'm moan, you're so big.
Tell me like it. His voice is a growl. I
love feeling your big cock inside me. I want you
to fill me up, fill her up, fill up her
stopping we vagina do it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They have a nice, lovely missionary fuck and explosive orgasms
and fall asleep together. Brock wakes up early in the
morning while Mela is still sleeping. He showers, feeds the cat,
and heads to the firehouse. He is unusually chipper this morning,
and Maverick notices, but Brock tells him, no questions. They
have a presentation for a bunch of school kids this morning.
(21:00):
After the presentation, Brock heads back to Mela's house. Ava
answers the door and asks if he's Rock, and he
says yes, and he'd like to see Mela. And she says, U, no,
you aren't going to one night stand my sister and
come back here with your tail behind your legs. And
he tells her, no, I can explain. He just had
a presentation. Yeah, you had to go to work. He
(21:21):
tells her he can explain, and to just let him
see Mila. She says fine, and he heads to Mela's room.
She looks like she had been crying, and he runs
to her and tells her he just had a presentation.
He wasn't leaving her. She tells him she was devastated.
Oh my god. Stage five Clinger, this is a red
flag literally, and he says, girl, I love you, oh
(21:42):
dam and they kiss and makeup. We're in the epilogue.
Brock and Mela have opened their own business. It's six
months later. It's called Mela's Meals and it's a ready
to cook meal service. Mela arrives at the firehouse and
it's eerily quiet and there's no one there. She goes
into the kitchen to prepare some food and the fire
alarm starts going off. Turns around to see you Brock
coming out of the pantry with a smile on his face,
(22:03):
and he turns off the alarm. He gets down on
one knee and proposes. She says yes. The whole fire
crew comes around the corner and cheers the end. He
was just hiding in the pantry. Yeah, he was like
a fucking weirdo waiting for her. That's terrifying. I know. Wow,
what a story. I know, Lisad was so romantic. Yeah.
(22:25):
What do you guys think? It was very vanilla? Yeah? Yeah,
I think we've been jaded. We need weirder books. Yep.
All right, Well, if you liked this episode, make sure
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