July 4, 2025 • 34 mins
Jude is on the run from loan sharks when she runs straight into a Minotaur breeding pen. When her bull man scents her he KNOWS he has to have her.Somehow this wild story is our top rated book for the Riley reads saga thus far! Tune in to find out why!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
Today's episode trigger warnings are explicit sexual content and beef.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And I have an Apple review and this one comes
from Squeeze Lemon and it says smutty fun. Always love
listening to you guys. While on my mail route, I
would love to see your opinion on how to date
your Dragon from the Mystic Byou series. I appreciate you
guys so much. Sincerely, your friendly, unassuming male lady. I
(01:05):
love that crazy girl.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
My husband works at the post office.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know him, Squeezy Lemma.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know Zach from the post office.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know them, you know him.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And this month we made Riley Reid thick Beef by
Leyla fay and how many stars did you give it
on good Reads?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Honestly, I think I'm gonna give it a four.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Wow, it was very entertaining. I liked it. It was
a good one. If you want a quick, little fun read,
and do you like beef, read this monk okay. Our
story begins with her female main character booking it out
of her dingy ass apartment with loan sharks chasing after her.
She has no clue how they even found her, considering
she lives there illegally, no documents and no names, so
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she's just a squatter.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Her dad recently passed away, and he had a crippling
gambling addiction, leaving her with an ungodly amount of debt.
Not to mention, he owes some kind of mafia two
hundred thousand dollars. She's running down an alleyway now and
can hear them gaining on her as one of them says, stop,
you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Could you imagine owing somebody two hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I would kill my would yeah, I would kill Not
to say that you should if you owe that amount?
But wow, she didn't even gamble, so why no? How
shitty is that? How shitty is that? Like if your
partner dies or something like that, and then you just
have to take on all their debt. Hell no, I'm
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not paying it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Divorce me before I die.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Divorce me on your deathbed. She makes it onto a
wider street, but it's five am and there's no crowds
for her to hide in. Her first encounter with the
loan sharks was at her dad's funeral. They cornered her
at the funeral, giving their condolences, and then let her
know she had seven days to pay the debt back. Yeah. See,
I'm killing myself seven days every seven days. Yep. This
is like her seventh encounter with them at this point,
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and her last one. They told her she had two options.
Either become a prostitute in one of their illegal or
they cut her up and sell her organs.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh yeah, I feel like the choice is obvious.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I'm putting my pussy out.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She was told the brothel offer would expire, so guess
it's down to kidney cutting. Now. Black dots dance across
her vision and her lungs are on fire. But she
needs a plan. She sees a big, dark warehouse on
her left, with a door ajar and a reddish light
peeking out. She's contemplating hiding in there when she feels
outstretched fingers brush against her arm and she books it again,
this time right into the warehouse. It's super twisty turney,
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a lot of left and rights. The loan Sharks are
right behind her, but eventually she loses them. Also, while
she is running through this warehouse, she is just hearing
women's scream and like animalistic noises.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh god, shitting' and.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Pissin that's what I would be doing. She's walking through
the warehouse now that she's lost the loan Sharks and
realizes this place is sort of a maze. A new
wave of dread fills her when she hears a woman
very close spy scream, and then a disheveled woman in
a torn dress barrels into her. Her hair is tangled
and she has dirt on her face, but she's laughing
and seems excited. The girl tells her she's never seen
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her here before and tells her the first time is
always the best, but to be sure to tell them
it's her first time. If one of them catches her
or else they'll be rough obviously our girls, Like, what
the fuck? Where am I? What is this? The woman
pats her shoulder and runs away, squealing. She hears a
loud bellow and then another squeal, and then a triumphant roar,
and then moaning.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Is it like a pig squeal?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What is squealing?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
She's like so like? She's like me, God, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, fuck me? Oh yes, fucking please give me that
huge monster cock, give me all of it. I freeze,
my mouth falling open. For the love of God, what
are they? You'll take every fucking inch, A low, rumbly
voice that can't belong to the human answers, And when
I come inside you, you will take every drop I
give you. What follows is a loud, piercing scream, and
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the metal shakes rhythmically as if I gasp, covering my mouth. Yep,
there's no doubt about it. That woman and whatever caught
her are fucking right in the middle of the maze
where anyone can walk in on them. What exactly have
I gotten myself into? Yeah? What have you gotten yourself into?
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't don't duh. She stands there a bit longer,
wondering what these beasts look like. Is this some kind
of cosplay? Is he wearing something to modify his voice?
Obviously the other girl was enjoying whatever was happening. Then
she hears a low huff from behind her, not threatening,
but her entire body goes rigid. She's thinking she should
run and scream, but curiosity gets the best of her,
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so she turns to look at whatever is behind her.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He's massive, That's the first thing I noticed, and it
makes my knees go weak. He has horns, two bony
arcs jutting out from the side of his head, curving
up and forward into sharp points, and those horns reach
just an inch above the wall. Fucking hell, He's around
eight foot tall with horns. He's completely still, wide, nostrils flaring,
and I gape with sickly fascination at the gleaming silver
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ring in his nose. It's like those rings bulls have,
and his face is like those faces bulls have too.
Something like a squawk tears out of my throat as
I'd take in the wide, flat nose, small beady eyes,
and a straight, lipless slash of a mouth. He has
a maine of course, black hair with a fringe, but
his upper body is hairless, almost human looking.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He's a maine, of course, because he sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, he would rell ahead a human torso, bow legs,
and a man. Yeah he's a minotaur.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh but do minotaurs normally have maine.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, normally they're all like fucking human up top or
at least a dot. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, they just have like human top and then just
a little hoofs of for legs.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah. I just keep thinking of Narnia.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh, mister Tumnus, Yeah, I mean that is James McVoy though,
so smash.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Also he has tattoos of course, oh on his fur. No,
remember his human His torso and arms are human.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are they not going to
be called.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Brands since he's the minotaur.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I know they're on his human body.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh yeah, you're right right. He stands on two legs,
covered in smooth black fur and has hooves for feet.
She gasps when she sees his tail wagging behind him.
Then she sees another thing wagon.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh where before there was just an indefinite shape hidden
under the fur, a long, thick cock now emerges, wet
and glistening behind it a heavy ball sex swings. It's
skin black and stretched. Whoa, those balls are big. You
got some big gass balls. Yeah, they're bullballs.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The creature smiles at her and tells her she smells delicious,
and she tells him he has a big cock. She's
mildly turned on and also shocked, which, yeah, as anyone
would be. I mean, I don't know about turned on,
but maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Does she know that, like these creatures exist. This is
the first time she's ever seeing a creature besides.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Human, first time she's ever seeing them.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wow, I would not be soaked at all. Yeah, she's
like hot, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes, she is like mildly turned on, but also frightened.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
His grin widens and he takes a step closer to her,
and she takes a step back. She's trying to convince
herself this is not real, even though she knows it
is very real. He smells delicious, musky male sweat and
expensive cologne. She's all of a sudden so thirsty, and
her heart is beating fast as fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know, he says, stepping closer again, at which point
I stumble back desperately trying to keep the distance between
us from shrinking. If you don't run, I'll put it
inside you, baby girl, Baby girl, I know he's a
broke he's saying.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know because she said you have a big cock.
Because at hers, I was like, you know what. She
walks backwards until she hits a wall and says she's
not his fucking girl. He's moving closer to her and
tells her not yet, but she will be. But the
question is how much fun they'll have before he gets her.
She looks to either side of her and both paths
are clear. He tells her to run, baby girl, and
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she does just that. She books it. She's running fast
as hell, every part of her body burning, and her
bullman is close behind her. She runs past another bowl,
which then makes a little tussle ensue between her bowl
and the other bowl, and she can't help but watch
the beasts wrestle until her beast is able to get
the other to the ground. He tells the other beasts
that she is his, and if he touches her, he'll
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rip his cock off. He approaches her and she steps
back because she is still very scared of him, and
she tells him he can't just decide that she is.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
His movement catches my eye and I glance down, watching
as his massive cock and murders out of the furry
pouch shaped space between his legs. It's red and all shaft.
There's no head, just a flaring, tapered end with a hole.
It doesn't look like a slit on a cock put
like an asshole. No, a punckered round shape with wrinkled skin.
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When he huffs his cock twitching, the whole pulses, opening
slightly and releases a drop of wetoness.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh my a.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, like his pea hole is just like a gaping hole.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Ew, It's like the size of a finger.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
The hole I think of the Alaskan bullworm from SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I was like, we've never seen his dick, but you
mean the whole thing is the worm? Yes, okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
She gulps and he tells her she entered the Minotaur
run baby, and he puts a hand on the wall
by her head. He tells her she signed the papers.
That means he can do with her whatever he wants.
Those are the rules. If he catches her, he owns her.
And he asks if she signed the long one, and
he grabs her wrist, asking where's her bracelet. She is
suddenly very overwhelmed and begins to cry, explaining that she
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was just running from something and she has no idea
what he's talking about. She tells him to let her go.
He tells her he can't let her go now that
he scented her. He has to have her, he tells her.
After he makes her come with his mouth, she won't
ever want anyone else. She tells him he's out of
his mind, even though she's kinda down for it. The
thought of writing this beast's face has her knees buckling.
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She tells him, no, thank you, putting her hands on
his chest to push him away. He tells her, too bad,
so sad. She's all his now and he's gonna dig
her down.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
She mentions here, also that his dick smells like dinner.
Take no yeam. She tells him, nay, nay, your dick
will tear me apart, which like it's huge, so i'd
be scared too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Also, have you felt a cow tongue?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
How is he gonna make her come with his mouth?
Those are sand paper tongues literally?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And she says how rough. It is too that it
like it is so. I don't know how that's enjoyable
on your sensitive little parts down there.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I went to the baby animal days at the farm
and a cow was licking my leg. I had a rash.
Oh my god, that shit is rough.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Can you imagine that on your pussy?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Ooh oh, we'll work it in, he says, voice stripping
with desire, inch my inch, until you take it all
like my good, baby girl.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I hate the baby girl. I don't know why I
don't like it either.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Are you lost, baby girl?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
At this point, she's had it. She's hit her breaking point.
His dick is pissing her off. He's pissing her off.
His attitude is pissing her off. She's been chased, threatened,
chased again. She is done.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Why do you smell like fucking gravy? I ask, and
kick him right in that huge swinging ball, sad, why
do you smell like gravy?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Fess up? Yeah. Once she kicks him in the balls,
she starts running again, trusting your instincts, and she finds
a door out. She lets herself cry for a solid
thirty seconds in the cool morning air before trying to
come up with a plan, but before she gets any further,
the lone Shark finds her. They shout at her and
she starts running once again, but no, she won't make
it far, so she decides to turn around and plan
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her feet and fight. But just then she sees a
large dark figure slam into the two men, knocking them down.
It's her minotaur.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yay, yeah, minnie, I'm doing here.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
He tells the men that they don't touch what is his,
and then he stomps on both their dicks with his hoofs.
The minatar walks over to her and gently picks her up.
Even though she's slightly scared still, she embraces him and
wraps her arms around his thick neck. He asks who
those guys were, and she tells him some kind of
mafia due to her dad. He tells her he's taking
her home and that she needs protection.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
And what do you want for your protection? I slur
my body already half way to dreamland. Nothing, he answers
with the huff that ruffles the sweaty hair on my
temple as I assign a relief, settling comfortably into his
strong arms, he adds, but if you're offering a blowjob
is a good start.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh what a man.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I mean he did just save her two hundred thousand
dollars so.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That he deserves a blowy.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, it's the least she can do.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I would get down on my knees and say, come
here with your little asshole dick. She briefly falls asleep
in his arms when a deep metal clang wakes her up.
He tells her they are almost there, and then he
calls out to one of the guards, Rick, to be
on HI alert. They may get attacked. Rick says, who'd
you piss off this time? Boss, and he tells him
some mafia he doesn't even know. Throughout his house now,
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which is like a giant townhouse with emerald green lawn
surrounding them. Because he's a cow, you know, he's got
a chew.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
He's a pastor.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
She's like, holy shit, this is a mansion and he says, no, baby,
the mansion is in another county, so he's got money. Okay,
how I know, what do you do as a cow
for money? He carries her up to the second floor
and into a large, beautiful bathroom with bathtub large enough
to swim in. And what you mean, like, duh? He's
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huge in a normal bathtub. Everything in the house is
super fancy and expensive looking. He tells her he'd figure
she'd want to clean up a bit, and she's like,
I don't think a blowjob is worth enough to pay
for your protection and who the hell are you as
she stares at his giant cock the entire time. We
finally learned that his name is Lysander, and he tells
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her to kindly keep her eyes up here. She blushes
and apologizes, telling him her name is Judith but he
can call her Jude. He strokes her chin and tells
her it's not that he minds, but feeling her eyes
on him just makes him want her even more and
she needs to rest, but fuck, she can't help up.
I mean, I feel like I would just stare at
it too if it was out. It's hard too, It's
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like hard until they fuck. Oh my god, because he's
scented her. That's his girl now.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
He's CALLI horny.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Jude stares at it again and asks why it's up,
like why he has a bony and Lysander says he
will have a heart on until they mate, and she's like,
excuse me, mate, and he says yes, little Jude. When
a male of his kind sends his female, he has
to mate and claim her. She tells him, but she stinks.
Does that sort of thing appeal to him? And he's like, yeah,
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you do stink. Actually, it's what I smell underneath that
I would cry.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He's like, bitch, you read.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's like, yeah, you smell like shit. Actually, he tells her.
Once she showers, they will confirm if he still sends her.
But he's not letting her go, and he leaves her
to shower. He's like, you must shower, please.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I'll see if I still like you afterwards.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Jude takes a hot, steamy shower, barely awake enough to
finish washing her hair, and then plops herself on the
bed in her towel and passes out. While she was
in the shower, she realized how truly turned on Lysander
makes her, and this is all so confusing for her.
When she wakes, it's late in the afternoon and she
can hear Lysander talking on the phone in a chair
behind her, one thing about a guy in the basement
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and needing to send a message. Jude rolls over to
face him, and he's clothed now wearing a pair of joggers,
which I thought was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't know why on his little cowfee. Yeah, just
little hooves poking out the bottom.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Mm hmm, it's so funny. He also still has a
raging boner. It's just poking right up. He tells her
there's water for her, motioning to the bedside table. When
she sits up, she realizes she's butt naked and uses
the silk sheet to cover herself. She asks him about
the person in the basement and he says, yup, they
attacked the house while she was asleeping. The loan charks
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the mafia. Actually the mafia. Oh. Jude is obviously panicked
and like, what the fuck? But Lysander tells her, baby girl,
I got you. Even if she doesn't let him touch her,
he will still protect her. Such a gentleman king, he
will send the mafia a clear message to stop fucking
with him and what's his and they will leave her alone.
Jude is like, ah, fuck it, I'm gonna give this
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monster a blowy. She asks him how how many blowjobs
she owes him now, and he jokingly says fifty, and
she wants it. She wants him. She tells him she's ready,
and gets up from the bed and walks over to him.
She gets down on her knees and they have some
flirty back and forth, And now it's time to get
down to business.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I stroke up my hand, moving easily in the slickness,
and run my thumb over the puckered slit at his tip.
When it opens under my touch, ew and my thumb dips.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Inside a little ew.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I squeak and tear my hand away. So she's just
like fingering his dick.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, just wave up.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It opens new.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Alarmed, I look up as he gruns with pleasure. What
keep going, he says through clenched teeth. You can put
your finger in there. It feels very good.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
WHOA.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I watch the pulsing hole wearily. As I bring my
finger back up, I run it gently around the puckered rim,
and Lysander exhals a long, heavy breath as a slit
opens invitingly.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
You won't get an infection or something. I don't get sick.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What do you mean he's a minute tar He could
get like mad cow or something.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
He grunts as his cock jumps, pressing into my hand
like an eager puppy.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Please, little Jude slowly.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I dip my pinky inside and gasp in surprise as
the opening squeezes closed around my finger, the muscle tensing fowl.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
As Jude pumps her hand up and down and fingers
his penis hole, brown liquid seeps out.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Liquid.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, and guess fucking what, it's gravy.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Gravy.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's literally gravy. It's gravy.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
I was gonna say he needs to see a veterinarian
for that.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
They must have a crazy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He's like, oh, you need some more, And then Lysander
tells her he really enjoys getting his ball slapped, so
she does just that. She just slaps his ball. Jude
is also loving this. It's like a science experiment for her.
She slapped his balls and fingering his hole, and he
has an explosive orgasm, shooting gravy all the way up
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to the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
He tells her that was the best orgasm he's ever
had and that it's her turn. Now They have a
hot makeout sash and then he munches on her pussy.
She rides his face until she also has the best
orgasm of her life. But after this she's in turmoil.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Also, her vagina is probably raw and bleeding.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
She loves it. I don't know how it's round beef. Literally.
She bolts to the bathroom to clean herself up. Suddenly
being covered in his cum feels so wrong. She is
so painfully conflicted about what she wants. She does not
want to get attached to this man. Every person she's
ever gotten attached to has left her. When she exits
the bathroom, she sees that the entire room, including Lysander,
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are clean, and she's like, you have people that clean
up after you have sex and he says yes, but
they wear protective gear and get very large bonuses anytime
they have to. Jude asks for her clothes back and
says she has to get going, and Lysander says, oh,
you have commitment issues, and Jude said, there's nothing to
commit to. She's been an inconvenience to him this entire time.
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She just wants her clothes and then she'll be out
of his hair. He tells her, well, sorry, I burned
your clothes. They smell bad, stinky, bitch. Yeah you slow. Also,
you aren't going anywhere. He didn't save her out of
the goodness of his heart. He's not out here just
picking up strays. He says, you ain't ever leaving your mind.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I would be so upset, But I mean, honestly though,
she was just about to be a literal sex slave.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Like, I feel like this is best case scenario.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Not even bead chopped out.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
She's gonna get chopped up because she had to say
yes right then and there. Yeah, so she's gonna get
chopped up.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I would stay with this mandatar. Actually yeah I would.
He's rich and if he wants to just treat me
like a little princess, why not?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Jude shouts at him that this is ridiculous, and you
know what, He's got a point. He tells her he's
not above using her debt to keep her here. He's
got a man in his basement who is sent to
kill her, and he's the one choosing to protect her.
She owes him, whether she likes it or not, and
like true girl, get on your knees girl, And deep
down Jude wants to stay. Internally, she's like, ah mian,
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I have to stay. Dg it boo. But she gives
Lysander a pathetic not in agreement, and he brings her
in for a hug. They chat about her reluctance for commitment,
and she tells him every time she's trusted someone, they
fucked her over, and he says, baby, don't worry about trust,
just hold up your end of the bargain. As payment
for saving her life, she'll stay with him forever, and
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Jude tells him he won't want her forever, and he says, hmm, well,
I sent to you so I will. But to make
you feel more comfortable, we'll drop a contract and if
I ever decide to leave you, you'll get a big
settlement and a house, so you're comfortably set up. And
this actually sounds really nice to Jude, but she starts
to protest again and Lysander is not having it. He
stomps his little hoof and Jude thinks he's so sex
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you when he's angry. He apologizes for getting angry, telling
her his bony is making him irritable.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
He just came as gravy, I know, but he.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Has to like fuck her for it to go down.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh right, right, right, right right okay.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Also, new clothes arrived for her while she was sleeping
and they should probably eat. She tells him he can
blame his bad attitude on his dick all he wants,
but he is quite the temper. He says. If you
want to help with my temper, you better kiss me.
And they start making out, and he lifts her up
so her legs are straddling his waist.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I want to fuck you, baby girl, he says, his
voice dropping to a low, intimate rumble. Please. He kisses
my neck, rough tongue swiping over my skin. Let me
fuck you. Another hot kiss drops on my jaw, followed
by a lick that makes me shiver. I'll go slow,
be gentle. More kisses pepper up my cheek. Please, little Jude,
I'm going crazy. I need you so much. Do it,
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little Jude, do it girl.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I don't know. I thought that was like kind of
just like the begging. I was like, oh, beg some more.
Jude says yes, So Lysander throws her on the bed
and gets in between her legs and licks her ass
to clit.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
And can I breathe you? He rumbles between licking me
so deliciously. I can't help but shake just a little bit,
just once. Need to put my cum inside you, please,
baby girl.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Let me make you a beef twinkie, A beef pie.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, a, Jude moans, raising her hips higher, pressing herself
into his face. He feasts on her puss and Judy's
getting hornier and hornier. She wants his dick. He asks
about anal and she says, god no, and he's like,
you sure, and she's already scared for her pussy, so
she's like, yeah, I'm sure, but then agrees that maybe
later they can try anal.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
She is gonna get torn in half.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Literally, I would say, get that away from my asshole,
get it away.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, so here.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Then he asks, pushing his tongue in my pussy again,
as deep as it can go. It feels so good,
and I clench, moaning, can I feel this tight little
pussy with my cumb little.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Jude, will you let Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yes, I scream at this time, so horny, I'm out
of my mind.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, it's fill me with your cum.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
With your gravy.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Jude is begging for his cock at this point, and
Lysander is playing with her for a bit and Jude
snaps and tells him either they fuck right now or
not at all. So she's in the middle of the
bed on her stomach and Lysander gets ready to put
it in her. He slowly inches in and Jude is
about to come just from him putting it in. It
takes him a minute to get him fully in, but
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once he's in, they falk in. Yeah. Jude comes multiple times,
and after Lysander comes, they lay side by side on
the bed. The sex was so much better than Jude
could have imagined. But now she's panicking because she can't
have sex with anyone else. This was the best sex
of her life. How could she give this up? Lysander
turns to her and says, hello, mate, and Jude is like, mate,
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what does this mean? And he tells her it means
she is his and he is hers. She's understandably freaking
out a little, asking if this is basically their version
of marriage, and he's like, well, kind of. Then he
explains that he normally uses a magical glamour to appear
human in a day to day life, but during the
Minotar Run, which is basically a mating event where they
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chase potential partners, he drops the disguise. So that's where
they met at the Minotar Run. Oh, and he's been
going to the Minotar Run for two years trying to
find his mate, and now he's found her and he's
not letting her go. That's his pooky And even though
she's still processing all of this, the chemistry is very
much still happening. She's ready to go again, and of
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course so is he. He asks if she's ready for
anal and she says she's down as hell.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh my god, crazy girl.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Now that they're mated, she wants him just as much
as he wants her. Lysander asks her to open up
the bedside drawer on her side, and hearing him say
her side gives her a thrill. She's like, oh my god,
mind's sign. I don't even think it's been twenty four hours. No.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Also, of course she's excited about having her own side
of the bed. She was a squatter.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah yeah, She's like, I don't even have a bed
at home.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Instead of picking up the lube, she pulls out a
smooth metal rod. Jude asks him what it is, and
Lysander tells her it's a sounding rod for his cock.
Jude asks him if it goes all the way in,
and Lysander asks if she wants to find out. Jude
tells him he is way too trusting, and he's like, well,
you're trusting me with your asshole, so I guess we're
even Jake fair.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Push it all the way to the bladder, baby.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Jude starts by lubing up the sounding rod and gets
Lysander prepped while straddling him, her ass to his face.
There's a lot of mutual teasing happening. She's playing with
his cock, he's fingering her darkest secret. They're about trying
to push each other to the edge without fully giving
in mind you. While they're doing this, they are also
carrying on a conversation. I don't think I've ever done that,
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have you? No't think so, Lysander tells her she's not
going to work anymore, because not only is she his
target of protection because you know, kill her in the basement,
but also because he plans to keep her thoroughly occupied.
Jude tries to sass back, but she's also completely into it.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Fine, I won't go to work, I say, pushing the
rod inside this time through resistance, he jerks again, making
a strange sound, and fucks my ass with his finger,
breathing hard. I finally allow myself a moan arching so
my ass is fully exposed, and he grunts with appreciation.
Fuck me with it, baby girl. He rasps, just like
I'm fucking you. He doesn't have to tell me twice.
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I grip the rod, brace myself on one elbow, and
start thrusting. Oh my god, that sounds so painful.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
It's not a normal penis right, So is it still
sounding when that thing gapes open to take a small
metal rod?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Technically?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I read a Chuck Pollinic book where this kid heard
about sounding, so he melted a candle and took the
wax and he rolled it into a rod, and then
he shoved it up his pele, but then it broke
in his pee hole.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Did he have to get surgery?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, And this is why you don't do homemade sex toys.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I saw something where someone fit a shot glass up
there your ethra, no no.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Thing, Yeah, google it.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I saw it on on Snapchat when I still had
daily mail.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I would check daily mail every day and it was like,
literally on daily mail.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
A shot glass.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yes, how shout out daily Mail.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I feel like I need to see a video. Unfortunately,
I well, I'll find it for you.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
There wasn't a video, but it was a picture of
the X ray.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Oh. God, you remember back in the early two thousands
where you'd find all those like fucked up videos, like
the two girls one cup thing.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, I don't even know how we fucking found those.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
There was one called kids in the Sandbox? Did you
guys watch that one?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Wait, it has to do a shit, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
No, that's two girls, one cup.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh yeah, that is two girls, one cup.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
What's the sandbox one?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Again?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
What is he sits on something, doesn't he?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, that's jarsk Kids in the Sandbox. He has a
vibrator and he shoves it up his pea hole and
he's just like thrusting it into his pea hole and
you can see the like pea hole separating. It's disgusting.
I don't know why it's called kids in the Sandbox.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh my god, I've never seen this.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Does he bleed?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I wish I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I'll send me the link.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, he tells it to slow down or he'll come.
And she says, so what you'll be hard to get
in a minute, and he calls her a minx as
he fingers her ass with two fingers and she's begging
for more, and he then puts in three fingers in
her ass, and she turns to look at him.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Fuck me, I say, surprised about how rasping my voice is.
I clear my throat.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Come on, bull boy, I'm done waiting.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Also, throughout this whole book, he's like huffing and puffin'.
Literally yes. He tells her to lay on her back,
so she does, and she spreads her legs, pushing them
up to her chest.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Lysander moves deeper and the friction soothes the sting until
the tension inside me uncoils and I moan and relieve.
Good girl, He murmurs, buried so deep. I feel his
hips pressing intimately into me, taking it all up her ass.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Oh so he put his water in her booty.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, it was anal time.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Her shit's just gonna drop right out for them.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Lysander checks in with her to make sure she's doing okay,
and she says yeah, but internally she's like, oh my god,
this is the best shit ever. He's thrusting into her,
and she feels perfect and complete.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Just like this, baby girl, Oh fuck, just like this.
I've never fucked a human ass. You feel so good.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
In Jude's head She's like, wait, what the fuck, because
she's like, why would you make me do anal if
you've never even done anal with a human before. She
asks how he knew it would fit in her ass,
and he tells her she was made to fit him.
He tells her she'll never want another cock but his.
They both have explosive orgasms and snuggle up and fall
asleep for a bit. Later on, Jude steps out of
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the bathroom to see Lysander dressed in a suit, messing
with his cuff links. He shows her the wardrobe he
bought for her, and it's like a shit ton of clothes,
fancy clothes, normal clothes, a ton of them. He tells
her they have a job to complete the man in
the basement. Lysander wants her help and tells her to
put some clothes on and hands her a pair of
combat boots, so she picks out a tank top cargo
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pants and gets the heavy combat boots on. They make
their way down to the basement and the man that
was sent there to killer is sitting tied up on
a chair. Lysander tells him he tried to kill his mate,
so he should slaughter him, but nay, nay, he should
be more afraid of Jude. He tells Jude that he'd
like her to show their guest what she does to
men who threaten her. At first, Jude doesn't get it,
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but then she remembers. So she walks over to the
man and stomps repeatedly on his dick while he screams.
And she said it felt really good, and I bet
it did. All right after that, Lysander has his people
take care of him. His plan was not to kill him,
just to send a message not to fuck with him.
Lysander and Jude go and have dinner made by his chef,
and he tells her this is her home now, and
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she is so happy. We're in the epilogue now a
year and a half has past and she's pregnant with
their first baby and they live happily ever after the end.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Uh God, so happy for her.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
This is one of my favorite Riley reads we've ever done.
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, that was a good one. Is he What do
you get? Think?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I'm scared of his wiener still? But it was good.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, Wiener is scary. I wonder how it.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Felt horrible slimy with gravy coming out.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yep, I think I'm a free because I would just
want to put a strap on and fuck his dick.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh my god, all right, Jenna, I would want to
jerk him off over a famous bowl from Kansi.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'd say, get over here, baby,
I need some gravy for me dinner.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
These potatoes need some ravy.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
Today's episode trigger warnings are explicit sexual content and beef.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And I have an Apple review and this one comes
from Squeeze Lemon and it says smutty fun. Always love
listening to you guys. While on my mail route, I
would love to see your opinion on how to date
your Dragon from the Mystic Byou series. I appreciate you
guys so much. Sincerely, your friendly, unassuming male lady. I
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love that crazy girl.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
My husband works at the post office.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know him, Squeezy Lemma.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know Zach from the post office.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know them, you know him.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And this month we made Riley Reid thick Beef by
Leyla fay and how many stars did you give it
on good Reads?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Honestly, I think I'm gonna give it a four.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Wow, it was very entertaining. I liked it. It was
a good one. If you want a quick, little fun read,
and do you like beef, read this monk okay. Our
story begins with her female main character booking it out
of her dingy ass apartment with loan sharks chasing after her.
She has no clue how they even found her, considering
she lives there illegally, no documents and no names, so
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she's just a squatter.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Her dad recently passed away, and he had a crippling
gambling addiction, leaving her with an ungodly amount of debt.
Not to mention, he owes some kind of mafia two
hundred thousand dollars. She's running down an alleyway now and
can hear them gaining on her as one of them says, stop,
you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Could you imagine owing somebody two hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I would kill my would yeah, I would kill Not
to say that you should if you owe that amount?
But wow, she didn't even gamble, so why no? How
shitty is that? How shitty is that? Like if your
partner dies or something like that, and then you just
have to take on all their debt. Hell no, I'm
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not paying it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Divorce me before I die.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Divorce me on your deathbed. She makes it onto a
wider street, but it's five am and there's no crowds
for her to hide in. Her first encounter with the
loan sharks was at her dad's funeral. They cornered her
at the funeral, giving their condolences, and then let her
know she had seven days to pay the debt back. Yeah. See,
I'm killing myself seven days every seven days. Yep. This
is like her seventh encounter with them at this point,
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and her last one. They told her she had two options.
Either become a prostitute in one of their illegal or
they cut her up and sell her organs.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh yeah, I feel like the choice is obvious.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I'm putting my pussy out.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She was told the brothel offer would expire, so guess
it's down to kidney cutting. Now. Black dots dance across
her vision and her lungs are on fire. But she
needs a plan. She sees a big, dark warehouse on
her left, with a door ajar and a reddish light
peeking out. She's contemplating hiding in there when she feels
outstretched fingers brush against her arm and she books it again,
this time right into the warehouse. It's super twisty turney,
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a lot of left and rights. The loan Sharks are
right behind her, but eventually she loses them. Also, while
she is running through this warehouse, she is just hearing
women's scream and like animalistic noises.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh god, shitting' and.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Pissin that's what I would be doing. She's walking through
the warehouse now that she's lost the loan Sharks and
realizes this place is sort of a maze. A new
wave of dread fills her when she hears a woman
very close spy scream, and then a disheveled woman in
a torn dress barrels into her. Her hair is tangled
and she has dirt on her face, but she's laughing
and seems excited. The girl tells her she's never seen
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her here before and tells her the first time is
always the best, but to be sure to tell them
it's her first time. If one of them catches her
or else they'll be rough obviously our girls, Like, what
the fuck? Where am I? What is this? The woman
pats her shoulder and runs away, squealing. She hears a
loud bellow and then another squeal, and then a triumphant roar,
and then moaning.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Is it like a pig squeal?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What is squealing?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
She's like so like? She's like me, God, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, fuck me? Oh yes, fucking please give me that
huge monster cock, give me all of it. I freeze,
my mouth falling open. For the love of God, what
are they? You'll take every fucking inch, A low, rumbly
voice that can't belong to the human answers, And when
I come inside you, you will take every drop I
give you. What follows is a loud, piercing scream, and
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the metal shakes rhythmically as if I gasp, covering my mouth. Yep,
there's no doubt about it. That woman and whatever caught
her are fucking right in the middle of the maze
where anyone can walk in on them. What exactly have
I gotten myself into? Yeah? What have you gotten yourself into?
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't don't duh. She stands there a bit longer,
wondering what these beasts look like. Is this some kind
of cosplay? Is he wearing something to modify his voice?
Obviously the other girl was enjoying whatever was happening. Then
she hears a low huff from behind her, not threatening,
but her entire body goes rigid. She's thinking she should
run and scream, but curiosity gets the best of her,
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so she turns to look at whatever is behind her.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He's massive, That's the first thing I noticed, and it
makes my knees go weak. He has horns, two bony
arcs jutting out from the side of his head, curving
up and forward into sharp points, and those horns reach
just an inch above the wall. Fucking hell, He's around
eight foot tall with horns. He's completely still, wide, nostrils flaring,
and I gape with sickly fascination at the gleaming silver
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ring in his nose. It's like those rings bulls have,
and his face is like those faces bulls have too.
Something like a squawk tears out of my throat as
I'd take in the wide, flat nose, small beady eyes,
and a straight, lipless slash of a mouth. He has
a maine of course, black hair with a fringe, but
his upper body is hairless, almost human looking.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He's a maine, of course, because he sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, he would rell ahead a human torso, bow legs,
and a man. Yeah he's a minotaur.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh but do minotaurs normally have maine.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, normally they're all like fucking human up top or
at least a dot. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, they just have like human top and then just
a little hoofs of for legs.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah. I just keep thinking of Narnia.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh, mister Tumnus, Yeah, I mean that is James McVoy though,
so smash.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Also he has tattoos of course, oh on his fur. No,
remember his human His torso and arms are human.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are they not going to
be called.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Brands since he's the minotaur.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I know they're on his human body.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh yeah, you're right right. He stands on two legs,
covered in smooth black fur and has hooves for feet.
She gasps when she sees his tail wagging behind him.
Then she sees another thing wagon.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh where before there was just an indefinite shape hidden
under the fur, a long, thick cock now emerges, wet
and glistening behind it a heavy ball sex swings. It's
skin black and stretched. Whoa, those balls are big. You
got some big gass balls. Yeah, they're bullballs.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The creature smiles at her and tells her she smells delicious,
and she tells him he has a big cock. She's
mildly turned on and also shocked, which, yeah, as anyone
would be. I mean, I don't know about turned on,
but maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Does she know that, like these creatures exist. This is
the first time she's ever seeing a creature besides.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Human, first time she's ever seeing them.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wow, I would not be soaked at all. Yeah, she's
like hot, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes, she is like mildly turned on, but also frightened.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
His grin widens and he takes a step closer to her,
and she takes a step back. She's trying to convince
herself this is not real, even though she knows it
is very real. He smells delicious, musky male sweat and
expensive cologne. She's all of a sudden so thirsty, and
her heart is beating fast as fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know, he says, stepping closer again, at which point
I stumble back desperately trying to keep the distance between
us from shrinking. If you don't run, I'll put it
inside you, baby girl, Baby girl, I know he's a
broke he's saying.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know because she said you have a big cock.
Because at hers, I was like, you know what. She
walks backwards until she hits a wall and says she's
not his fucking girl. He's moving closer to her and
tells her not yet, but she will be. But the
question is how much fun they'll have before he gets her.
She looks to either side of her and both paths
are clear. He tells her to run, baby girl, and
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she does just that. She books it. She's running fast
as hell, every part of her body burning, and her
bullman is close behind her. She runs past another bowl,
which then makes a little tussle ensue between her bowl
and the other bowl, and she can't help but watch
the beasts wrestle until her beast is able to get
the other to the ground. He tells the other beasts
that she is his, and if he touches her, he'll
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rip his cock off. He approaches her and she steps
back because she is still very scared of him, and
she tells him he can't just decide that she is.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
His movement catches my eye and I glance down, watching
as his massive cock and murders out of the furry
pouch shaped space between his legs. It's red and all shaft.
There's no head, just a flaring, tapered end with a hole.
It doesn't look like a slit on a cock put
like an asshole. No, a punckered round shape with wrinkled skin.
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When he huffs his cock twitching, the whole pulses, opening
slightly and releases a drop of wetoness.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh my a.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, like his pea hole is just like a gaping hole.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Ew, It's like the size of a finger.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
The hole I think of the Alaskan bullworm from SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I was like, we've never seen his dick, but you
mean the whole thing is the worm? Yes, okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
She gulps and he tells her she entered the Minotaur
run baby, and he puts a hand on the wall
by her head. He tells her she signed the papers.
That means he can do with her whatever he wants.
Those are the rules. If he catches her, he owns her.
And he asks if she signed the long one, and
he grabs her wrist, asking where's her bracelet. She is
suddenly very overwhelmed and begins to cry, explaining that she
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was just running from something and she has no idea
what he's talking about. She tells him to let her go.
He tells her he can't let her go now that
he scented her. He has to have her, he tells her.
After he makes her come with his mouth, she won't
ever want anyone else. She tells him he's out of
his mind, even though she's kinda down for it. The
thought of writing this beast's face has her knees buckling.
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She tells him, no, thank you, putting her hands on
his chest to push him away. He tells her, too bad,
so sad. She's all his now and he's gonna dig
her down.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
She mentions here, also that his dick smells like dinner.
Take no yeam. She tells him, nay, nay, your dick
will tear me apart, which like it's huge, so i'd
be scared too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Also, have you felt a cow tongue?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
How is he gonna make her come with his mouth?
Those are sand paper tongues literally?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And she says how rough. It is too that it
like it is so. I don't know how that's enjoyable
on your sensitive little parts down there.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I went to the baby animal days at the farm
and a cow was licking my leg. I had a rash.
Oh my god, that shit is rough.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Can you imagine that on your pussy?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Ooh oh, we'll work it in, he says, voice stripping
with desire, inch my inch, until you take it all
like my good, baby girl.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I hate the baby girl. I don't know why I
don't like it either.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Are you lost, baby girl?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
At this point, she's had it. She's hit her breaking point.
His dick is pissing her off. He's pissing her off.
His attitude is pissing her off. She's been chased, threatened,
chased again. She is done.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Why do you smell like fucking gravy? I ask, and
kick him right in that huge swinging ball, sad, why
do you smell like gravy?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Fess up? Yeah. Once she kicks him in the balls,
she starts running again, trusting your instincts, and she finds
a door out. She lets herself cry for a solid
thirty seconds in the cool morning air before trying to
come up with a plan, but before she gets any further,
the lone Shark finds her. They shout at her and
she starts running once again, but no, she won't make
it far, so she decides to turn around and plan
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her feet and fight. But just then she sees a
large dark figure slam into the two men, knocking them down.
It's her minotaur.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yay, yeah, minnie, I'm doing here.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
He tells the men that they don't touch what is his,
and then he stomps on both their dicks with his hoofs.
The minatar walks over to her and gently picks her up.
Even though she's slightly scared still, she embraces him and
wraps her arms around his thick neck. He asks who
those guys were, and she tells him some kind of
mafia due to her dad. He tells her he's taking
her home and that she needs protection.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
And what do you want for your protection? I slur
my body already half way to dreamland. Nothing, he answers
with the huff that ruffles the sweaty hair on my
temple as I assign a relief, settling comfortably into his
strong arms, he adds, but if you're offering a blowjob
is a good start.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh what a man.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I mean he did just save her two hundred thousand
dollars so.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That he deserves a blowy.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, it's the least she can do.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I would get down on my knees and say, come
here with your little asshole dick. She briefly falls asleep
in his arms when a deep metal clang wakes her up.
He tells her they are almost there, and then he
calls out to one of the guards, Rick, to be
on HI alert. They may get attacked. Rick says, who'd
you piss off this time? Boss, and he tells him
some mafia he doesn't even know. Throughout his house now,
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which is like a giant townhouse with emerald green lawn
surrounding them. Because he's a cow, you know, he's got
a chew.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
He's a pastor.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
She's like, holy shit, this is a mansion and he says, no, baby,
the mansion is in another county, so he's got money. Okay,
how I know, what do you do as a cow
for money? He carries her up to the second floor
and into a large, beautiful bathroom with bathtub large enough
to swim in. And what you mean, like, duh? He's
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huge in a normal bathtub. Everything in the house is
super fancy and expensive looking. He tells her he'd figure
she'd want to clean up a bit, and she's like,
I don't think a blowjob is worth enough to pay
for your protection and who the hell are you as
she stares at his giant cock the entire time. We
finally learned that his name is Lysander, and he tells
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her to kindly keep her eyes up here. She blushes
and apologizes, telling him her name is Judith but he
can call her Jude. He strokes her chin and tells
her it's not that he minds, but feeling her eyes
on him just makes him want her even more and
she needs to rest, but fuck, she can't help up.
I mean, I feel like I would just stare at
it too if it was out. It's hard too, It's
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like hard until they fuck. Oh my god, because he's
scented her. That's his girl now.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
He's CALLI horny.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Jude stares at it again and asks why it's up,
like why he has a bony and Lysander says he
will have a heart on until they mate, and she's like,
excuse me, mate, and he says yes, little Jude. When
a male of his kind sends his female, he has
to mate and claim her. She tells him, but she stinks.
Does that sort of thing appeal to him? And he's like, yeah,
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you do stink. Actually, it's what I smell underneath that
I would cry.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He's like, bitch, you read.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's like, yeah, you smell like shit. Actually, he tells her.
Once she showers, they will confirm if he still sends her.
But he's not letting her go, and he leaves her
to shower. He's like, you must shower, please.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I'll see if I still like you afterwards.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Jude takes a hot, steamy shower, barely awake enough to
finish washing her hair, and then plops herself on the
bed in her towel and passes out. While she was
in the shower, she realized how truly turned on Lysander
makes her, and this is all so confusing for her.
When she wakes, it's late in the afternoon and she
can hear Lysander talking on the phone in a chair
behind her, one thing about a guy in the basement
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and needing to send a message. Jude rolls over to
face him, and he's clothed now wearing a pair of joggers,
which I thought was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't know why on his little cowfee. Yeah, just
little hooves poking out the bottom.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Mm hmm, it's so funny. He also still has a
raging boner. It's just poking right up. He tells her
there's water for her, motioning to the bedside table. When
she sits up, she realizes she's butt naked and uses
the silk sheet to cover herself. She asks him about
the person in the basement and he says, yup, they
attacked the house while she was asleeping. The loan charks
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the mafia. Actually the mafia. Oh. Jude is obviously panicked
and like, what the fuck? But Lysander tells her, baby girl,
I got you. Even if she doesn't let him touch her,
he will still protect her. Such a gentleman king, he
will send the mafia a clear message to stop fucking
with him and what's his and they will leave her alone.
Jude is like, ah, fuck it, I'm gonna give this
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monster a blowy. She asks him how how many blowjobs
she owes him now, and he jokingly says fifty, and
she wants it. She wants him. She tells him she's ready,
and gets up from the bed and walks over to him.
She gets down on her knees and they have some
flirty back and forth, And now it's time to get
down to business.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I stroke up my hand, moving easily in the slickness,
and run my thumb over the puckered slit at his tip.
When it opens under my touch, ew and my thumb dips.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Inside a little ew.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I squeak and tear my hand away. So she's just
like fingering his dick.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, just wave up.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It opens new.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Alarmed, I look up as he gruns with pleasure. What
keep going, he says through clenched teeth. You can put
your finger in there. It feels very good.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
WHOA.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I watch the pulsing hole wearily. As I bring my
finger back up, I run it gently around the puckered rim,
and Lysander exhals a long, heavy breath as a slit
opens invitingly.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
You won't get an infection or something. I don't get sick.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What do you mean he's a minute tar He could
get like mad cow or something.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
He grunts as his cock jumps, pressing into my hand
like an eager puppy.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Please, little Jude slowly.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I dip my pinky inside and gasp in surprise as
the opening squeezes closed around my finger, the muscle tensing fowl.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
As Jude pumps her hand up and down and fingers
his penis hole, brown liquid seeps out.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Liquid.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, and guess fucking what, it's gravy.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Gravy.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's literally gravy. It's gravy.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
I was gonna say he needs to see a veterinarian
for that.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
They must have a crazy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He's like, oh, you need some more, And then Lysander
tells her he really enjoys getting his ball slapped, so
she does just that. She just slaps his ball. Jude
is also loving this. It's like a science experiment for her.
She slapped his balls and fingering his hole, and he
has an explosive orgasm, shooting gravy all the way up
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to the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
He tells her that was the best orgasm he's ever
had and that it's her turn. Now They have a
hot makeout sash and then he munches on her pussy.
She rides his face until she also has the best
orgasm of her life. But after this she's in turmoil.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Also, her vagina is probably raw and bleeding.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
She loves it. I don't know how it's round beef. Literally.
She bolts to the bathroom to clean herself up. Suddenly
being covered in his cum feels so wrong. She is
so painfully conflicted about what she wants. She does not
want to get attached to this man. Every person she's
ever gotten attached to has left her. When she exits
the bathroom, she sees that the entire room, including Lysander,
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are clean, and she's like, you have people that clean
up after you have sex and he says yes, but
they wear protective gear and get very large bonuses anytime
they have to. Jude asks for her clothes back and
says she has to get going, and Lysander says, oh,
you have commitment issues, and Jude said, there's nothing to
commit to. She's been an inconvenience to him this entire time.
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She just wants her clothes and then she'll be out
of his hair. He tells her, well, sorry, I burned
your clothes. They smell bad, stinky, bitch. Yeah you slow. Also,
you aren't going anywhere. He didn't save her out of
the goodness of his heart. He's not out here just
picking up strays. He says, you ain't ever leaving your mind.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I would be so upset, But I mean, honestly though,
she was just about to be a literal sex slave.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Like, I feel like this is best case scenario.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Not even bead chopped out.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
She's gonna get chopped up because she had to say
yes right then and there. Yeah, so she's gonna get
chopped up.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I would stay with this mandatar. Actually yeah I would.
He's rich and if he wants to just treat me
like a little princess, why not?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Jude shouts at him that this is ridiculous, and you
know what, He's got a point. He tells her he's
not above using her debt to keep her here. He's
got a man in his basement who is sent to
kill her, and he's the one choosing to protect her.
She owes him, whether she likes it or not, and
like true girl, get on your knees girl, And deep
down Jude wants to stay. Internally, she's like, ah mian,
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I have to stay. Dg it boo. But she gives
Lysander a pathetic not in agreement, and he brings her
in for a hug. They chat about her reluctance for commitment,
and she tells him every time she's trusted someone, they
fucked her over, and he says, baby, don't worry about trust,
just hold up your end of the bargain. As payment
for saving her life, she'll stay with him forever, and
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Jude tells him he won't want her forever, and he says, hmm, well,
I sent to you so I will. But to make
you feel more comfortable, we'll drop a contract and if
I ever decide to leave you, you'll get a big
settlement and a house, so you're comfortably set up. And
this actually sounds really nice to Jude, but she starts
to protest again and Lysander is not having it. He
stomps his little hoof and Jude thinks he's so sex
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you when he's angry. He apologizes for getting angry, telling
her his bony is making him irritable.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
He just came as gravy, I know, but he.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Has to like fuck her for it to go down.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh right, right, right, right right okay.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Also, new clothes arrived for her while she was sleeping
and they should probably eat. She tells him he can
blame his bad attitude on his dick all he wants,
but he is quite the temper. He says. If you
want to help with my temper, you better kiss me.
And they start making out, and he lifts her up
so her legs are straddling his waist.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I want to fuck you, baby girl, he says, his
voice dropping to a low, intimate rumble. Please. He kisses
my neck, rough tongue swiping over my skin. Let me
fuck you. Another hot kiss drops on my jaw, followed
by a lick that makes me shiver. I'll go slow,
be gentle. More kisses pepper up my cheek. Please, little Jude,
I'm going crazy. I need you so much. Do it,
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little Jude, do it girl.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I don't know. I thought that was like kind of
just like the begging. I was like, oh, beg some more.
Jude says yes, So Lysander throws her on the bed
and gets in between her legs and licks her ass
to clit.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
And can I breathe you? He rumbles between licking me
so deliciously. I can't help but shake just a little bit,
just once. Need to put my cum inside you, please,
baby girl.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Let me make you a beef twinkie, A beef pie.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, a, Jude moans, raising her hips higher, pressing herself
into his face. He feasts on her puss and Judy's
getting hornier and hornier. She wants his dick. He asks
about anal and she says, god no, and he's like,
you sure, and she's already scared for her pussy, so
she's like, yeah, I'm sure, but then agrees that maybe
later they can try anal.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
She is gonna get torn in half.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Literally, I would say, get that away from my asshole,
get it away.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, so here.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Then he asks, pushing his tongue in my pussy again,
as deep as it can go. It feels so good,
and I clench, moaning, can I feel this tight little
pussy with my cumb little.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Jude, will you let Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yes, I scream at this time, so horny, I'm out
of my mind.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, it's fill me with your cum.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
With your gravy.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Jude is begging for his cock at this point, and
Lysander is playing with her for a bit and Jude
snaps and tells him either they fuck right now or
not at all. So she's in the middle of the
bed on her stomach and Lysander gets ready to put
it in her. He slowly inches in and Jude is
about to come just from him putting it in. It
takes him a minute to get him fully in, but
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once he's in, they falk in. Yeah. Jude comes multiple times,
and after Lysander comes, they lay side by side on
the bed. The sex was so much better than Jude
could have imagined. But now she's panicking because she can't
have sex with anyone else. This was the best sex
of her life. How could she give this up? Lysander
turns to her and says, hello, mate, and Jude is like, mate,
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what does this mean? And he tells her it means
she is his and he is hers. She's understandably freaking
out a little, asking if this is basically their version
of marriage, and he's like, well, kind of. Then he
explains that he normally uses a magical glamour to appear
human in a day to day life, but during the
Minotar Run, which is basically a mating event where they
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chase potential partners, he drops the disguise. So that's where
they met at the Minotar Run. Oh, and he's been
going to the Minotar Run for two years trying to
find his mate, and now he's found her and he's
not letting her go. That's his pooky And even though
she's still processing all of this, the chemistry is very
much still happening. She's ready to go again, and of
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course so is he. He asks if she's ready for
anal and she says she's down as hell.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh my god, crazy girl.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Now that they're mated, she wants him just as much
as he wants her. Lysander asks her to open up
the bedside drawer on her side, and hearing him say
her side gives her a thrill. She's like, oh my god,
mind's sign. I don't even think it's been twenty four hours. No.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Also, of course she's excited about having her own side
of the bed. She was a squatter.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah yeah, She's like, I don't even have a bed
at home.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Instead of picking up the lube, she pulls out a
smooth metal rod. Jude asks him what it is, and
Lysander tells her it's a sounding rod for his cock.
Jude asks him if it goes all the way in,
and Lysander asks if she wants to find out. Jude
tells him he is way too trusting, and he's like, well,
you're trusting me with your asshole, so I guess we're
even Jake fair.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Push it all the way to the bladder, baby.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Jude starts by lubing up the sounding rod and gets
Lysander prepped while straddling him, her ass to his face.
There's a lot of mutual teasing happening. She's playing with
his cock, he's fingering her darkest secret. They're about trying
to push each other to the edge without fully giving
in mind you. While they're doing this, they are also
carrying on a conversation. I don't think I've ever done that,
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have you? No't think so, Lysander tells her she's not
going to work anymore, because not only is she his
target of protection because you know, kill her in the basement,
but also because he plans to keep her thoroughly occupied.
Jude tries to sass back, but she's also completely into it.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Fine, I won't go to work, I say, pushing the
rod inside this time through resistance, he jerks again, making
a strange sound, and fucks my ass with his finger,
breathing hard. I finally allow myself a moan arching so
my ass is fully exposed, and he grunts with appreciation.
Fuck me with it, baby girl. He rasps, just like
I'm fucking you. He doesn't have to tell me twice.
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I grip the rod, brace myself on one elbow, and
start thrusting. Oh my god, that sounds so painful.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
It's not a normal penis right, So is it still
sounding when that thing gapes open to take a small
metal rod?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Technically?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I read a Chuck Pollinic book where this kid heard
about sounding, so he melted a candle and took the
wax and he rolled it into a rod, and then
he shoved it up his pele, but then it broke
in his pee hole.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Did he have to get surgery?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, And this is why you don't do homemade sex toys.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I saw something where someone fit a shot glass up
there your ethra, no no.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Thing, Yeah, google it.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I saw it on on Snapchat when I still had
daily mail.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I would check daily mail every day and it was like,
literally on daily mail.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
A shot glass.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yes, how shout out daily Mail.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I feel like I need to see a video. Unfortunately,
I well, I'll find it for you.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
There wasn't a video, but it was a picture of
the X ray.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Oh. God, you remember back in the early two thousands
where you'd find all those like fucked up videos, like
the two girls one cup thing.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, I don't even know how we fucking found those.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
There was one called kids in the Sandbox? Did you
guys watch that one?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Wait, it has to do a shit, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
No, that's two girls, one cup.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh yeah, that is two girls, one cup.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
What's the sandbox one?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Again?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
What is he sits on something, doesn't he?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, that's jarsk Kids in the Sandbox. He has a
vibrator and he shoves it up his pea hole and
he's just like thrusting it into his pea hole and
you can see the like pea hole separating. It's disgusting.
I don't know why it's called kids in the Sandbox.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh my god, I've never seen this.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Does he bleed?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I wish I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I'll send me the link.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, he tells it to slow down or he'll come.
And she says, so what you'll be hard to get
in a minute, and he calls her a minx as
he fingers her ass with two fingers and she's begging
for more, and he then puts in three fingers in
her ass, and she turns to look at him.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Fuck me, I say, surprised about how rasping my voice is.
I clear my throat.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Come on, bull boy, I'm done waiting.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Also, throughout this whole book, he's like huffing and puffin'.
Literally yes. He tells her to lay on her back,
so she does, and she spreads her legs, pushing them
up to her chest.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Lysander moves deeper and the friction soothes the sting until
the tension inside me uncoils and I moan and relieve.
Good girl, He murmurs, buried so deep. I feel his
hips pressing intimately into me, taking it all up her ass.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Oh so he put his water in her booty.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, it was anal time.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Her shit's just gonna drop right out for them.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Lysander checks in with her to make sure she's doing okay,
and she says yeah, but internally she's like, oh my god,
this is the best shit ever. He's thrusting into her,
and she feels perfect and complete.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Just like this, baby girl, Oh fuck, just like this.
I've never fucked a human ass. You feel so good.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
In Jude's head She's like, wait, what the fuck, because
she's like, why would you make me do anal if
you've never even done anal with a human before. She
asks how he knew it would fit in her ass,
and he tells her she was made to fit him.
He tells her she'll never want another cock but his.
They both have explosive orgasms and snuggle up and fall
asleep for a bit. Later on, Jude steps out of
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the bathroom to see Lysander dressed in a suit, messing
with his cuff links. He shows her the wardrobe he
bought for her, and it's like a shit ton of clothes,
fancy clothes, normal clothes, a ton of them. He tells
her they have a job to complete the man in
the basement. Lysander wants her help and tells her to
put some clothes on and hands her a pair of
combat boots, so she picks out a tank top cargo
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pants and gets the heavy combat boots on. They make
their way down to the basement and the man that
was sent there to killer is sitting tied up on
a chair. Lysander tells him he tried to kill his mate,
so he should slaughter him, but nay, nay, he should
be more afraid of Jude. He tells Jude that he'd
like her to show their guest what she does to
men who threaten her. At first, Jude doesn't get it,
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but then she remembers. So she walks over to the
man and stomps repeatedly on his dick while he screams.
And she said it felt really good, and I bet
it did. All right after that, Lysander has his people
take care of him. His plan was not to kill him,
just to send a message not to fuck with him.
Lysander and Jude go and have dinner made by his chef,
and he tells her this is her home now, and
(33:11):
she is so happy. We're in the epilogue now a
year and a half has past and she's pregnant with
their first baby and they live happily ever after the end.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Uh God, so happy for her.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
This is one of my favorite Riley reads we've ever done.
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, that was a good one. Is he What do
you get? Think?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I'm scared of his wiener still? But it was good.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, Wiener is scary. I wonder how it.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Felt horrible slimy with gravy coming out.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yep, I think I'm a free because I would just
want to put a strap on and fuck his dick.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh my god, all right, Jenna, I would want to
jerk him off over a famous bowl from Kansi.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'd say, get over here, baby,
I need some gravy for me dinner.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
These potatoes need some ravy.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, if you liked this episode, make sure you rate, review,
and subscribe.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Follow us on Instagram at smut Up and Listen podcast,
and on TikTok at smut Up and Listen.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Tell your friends, but not your mom, and we'll see
you later. You have morny little rats. Bye,
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