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April 23, 2023 75 mins
To be honest, there's not much to this episode; Hank's needs to poop, can't poop, then poops. Regardless, this episode actually gives us a great insight into Hank and Peggy's relationship, showing that even though they may not say it, they depend on each other to get through the day.

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(00:00):
Speaking of the Hill is brought toyou by the four Think of Discount Network.
Well, I'm only doing this becauseI want you to be around as
long as possible, because I loveyou. But I have to let you
be you. Oh thank you.I'll still be here for a good long
while. I worry. I knowyou do it. You could, I

(00:21):
know, honey, and I'm alucky son of a gun. I'll tell
you what to have. A womanlike you care so much about me.
I'm going to be more open,tell you how I'm doing more and let
you in. I just want thismoment to Lasper Mike me too, but
it can't. Oh hold my Hank, No, no, let go.

(00:46):
Let go what you're listening to,son, I don't think you like it.
Welcome to Speaking of a Hill inthe Striant King of a Hill podcast,
where we are here to discuss episodesix of the series. It's Hank's
unmentionable problem. I am dando,I am guy fresh from a very rewarding
sit down. But we shouldn't reallytalk about that. No, No,

(01:07):
I think we should. I thinkwe should follow this episode's lead and be
open and candid about our bathroom habits. So this wasn't about Hank's urueth problem
as we thought it would, becausethat's what they've been mentioned up to this
point. I thought was a verysimple story. You know, guy needs
to shit, he can't ship it, goes to get some help, eventually
shits. It's your classic three Xstructure. There was not a lot.

(01:34):
There was not a lot to thisepisode. It was really more texture than
story, wasn't it. It feltvery much like you know when you go
back and revisit season one of TheSimpsons and there's not a huge story there.
It's just sort of very not planned. But it's just like, okay,
it's very basic. This is fine. It's just this all you're gonna
give me. That's okay, slicealive, Okay, I'll take it.

(01:55):
And this just this felt very muchlike a season one episode of a series
where there wasn't any There wasn't therewas no I guess that what actually I
said there was no character development.There actually was a bit of development in
regards to the relationship between Hank andPeggy. I thought in this one we
got to see a side of Peggythat we haven't really seen it amore,
like the wife that is Peggy Hillwe haven't really seen her be a loving

(02:15):
part like no ever seen been loving, but we've saw the how much she
needs Hank because they've had their sortof their their bickering and Hank sort of
their relationship at this point. Upto this point, it's been saw.
What we've seen of it has beenvery dry and you know, to the
point matter of fact where seeing thembreak down and open up and say this
is how you know we love eachother and they're crying and things like that,

(02:36):
I thought was actually very nice tosee. It really was. Yeah,
I mean what we've seen in thefive episodes prior of this one,
Yeah, you're right, it hasbeen very Their relationship and their love,
I guess, has been very sortof matter of fact, not remonstrative.
You kind of expect that from Hank, maybe a little less so from Peg.

(02:57):
But again, the feeling that needsto like mynes and kindred spirits.
You know, that's why they getalong so well. They've got they've got
similar temperaments, and it's nice toknow and nice to see that there are
strong, even passionate feelings. Yeah, underneath the surface that a potential crisis
may bring to the four. Itwas it was very sweet and fit her

(03:21):
character too to be somewhat controlling andovercomplicating the issue her trying, But she's
just trying to help Hank, Soit wasn't like she was just trying to
be controlling. It was just shewanted what's best for hate because Hank was
not willing to do what was bestfor him. Yeah, and Hank is
what's best for her as well.So there's a tiny degree of selfishness in
there, which is not necessarily abad thing. You know, sometimes some

(03:43):
of the best decisions are made byself interest. And we've all had that
moment where we've always faced our mortality, whether it be someone that we love
losing their life or whether like ahealth issue of some kind or a health
scare. And that's what we sortof got at the end here. We
sort of realized that's that's how exactlyhow it feels, where it's like you
don't realize what you've got in frontof you until it's gone a lot of
the time. And I thought thebig take from the end of this episode

(04:05):
was that just tell your loved onesthat you love them, don't don't don't
be afraid to remind them how muchthey mean to you, because just like
that they could be gone. Andthat's what Peggy goes through here, And
I thought, yeah, I thoughtit was handled very well. Yes,
you'd rather be the person who saysit's too much than the person who says
it not at all. Yes,yeah, I get the feeling. You
know, your loved one that mighteven get sick of it. Stop telling

(04:26):
me you love me, I knowit. It's like, no, you
should know more. What did youthink with Peggy's share that nightmare where Hank
passed away? Have you ever hada moment where you dreamt that something terrible
had happened in your life, notnecessarily someone passing you away, but something
terrible had happened, and when youwake up there was just this great sense
of relief. Can you recall thelast time you had a dream where something

(04:48):
happened and it felt so real andyou wake up and you're like, oh,
thank god, that wasn't that didn'tactually happen. I rarely have nightmares
like that where someone has passed away or been seriously injured or anything like
that. Maybe it chose how selfishI am. The nightmares that are most
vid of me are usually ones andI think they allude to this in Peggy's

(05:11):
dream as well, where everyone hasto hand in their algebra homework at the
at the funeral, which is classicdream logic. And I don't think Peggy
has it on has hers on her, does she? I mean, everyone
else sort of hands in their homework, but you don't se Peggy do it
originally. She wakes up before beforeshe has to hand it in. I've
certainly had my share of dreams,because I mean I used to dabble in

(05:32):
acting when I was when I wasa younger man and really enjoyed it.
And the most vivid dreams I havewhere I'll get that sense of dread is
where I'll find myself in a situationwhere guy going on stage in like three
minutes, I'm wearing a play waita minute, doesn't have a script that
I could just have a quick lookat so I can just, you know,

(05:54):
at least get the first couple oflines. I've had that dream more
than once, and it is sovivid and so tense in the moment where
it's like, oh, oh ohshit, Oh I'm yeah, I'm gonna
let everybody down, And that's whatthe cause is. That where you think
where it comes from, the fearof in real life and your actually life
that you feel like you're you're lettingpeople down in some way. Absolutely,

(06:15):
Yeah, that's absolutely what it means. Yeah, I mean, no one
wants to be the um the cogin the machine that just caught clauses the
whole machine to just splutter out andfail. Yeah. And yeah, so
I know I've got a terrible fearof disappointing people, which is funny because
I do it all the time basedbasically reputation around this thing, the whole

(06:39):
guy David's disappointing peeps in an eighteeneighty three First fourteen Years of My Life
Sailing puberty. Oh boy, buthow we get onto that topic? Yeah?
The dream, Yeah, I mean, now that's but that's the bad
dream that I tend to have themost. Yeah, what that says about

(07:01):
me, I'm not sure. Imean whether, and I don't think it's
necessarily a bad thing that I'm notdreaming about bad situations happening to my loved
ones. I mean, I thinkI think about that when I'm conscious enough
so my subconscious doesn't have to dothat kind of heavy lifting. Well,
I had a dream. I won'tsay who it was, but I had
a dream of a close family andpassed away about three or four days ago,

(07:23):
and I woke up and it shookme, and I just thought it
was one of those and it's oneof those family members where I should visit
them more often. They don't livefar away, but I just don't.
Pure laziness, you know, youlet lifetime. There's no there's no excuses,
but you know, it's just thingsgetting the way. And now I
just called them up that morning andjust just talked to them for like half
an hour on the phone. Iwas like, why don't I do this
more often? Why does it takea nightmare to make me do these things?

(07:46):
You know, it's a really toughone. I mean there's something I
found as I've gotten older. Itwas like, oh, these people are
my really good friends. I meanI've got I've got really good friends.
A couple who I haven't seen ina very long time and haven't even spoken
to on the phone in a verylong time. I mean I message them

(08:07):
occasionally on Facebook to say, hey, sorry, I know it's been a
while. I hope I really hopeyou're well. I hope everything's cool,
We'll catch up one of these daysand they're like, yeah, of course.
And something you have to realize inthat situation is the door does swing
both ways. I mean, ifthey wanted to contact you, they contact
you as well. I'm not sayingthat they don't want to contact me.
It's just like everybody's busy, man, everybody's making podcasts. Speaking of our

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(10:00):
There's a couple of things, acouple of elements of this podcast,
of this episode that I thought weredifferent, and I hadn't really felt this
way watching King of the Hill yet. King of the Hill up to this
point has felt very mundane in agood way, very basic and simple with
its humor. I thought a coupleof gags and moments and it felt very
bit wacky for the King of theHill universe. Moments like Nancy revealing his

(10:22):
problem on the news broadcasts that felttoo silly for the King of the Hill.
I thought that the Doctor Morley aswell felt very almost Doctor Nick level,
but not quite that dumb, butjust with his presence it felt very
just out of the ordinary for Kingof the Hill. You're right, well,
certainly. The thing about Nancy,I mean that felt almost I think

(10:45):
we're up to season seventeen of TheSimpsons on too absurd this gap right now,
and it felt that kind of absurdity. It's like, I mean,
I'm sure that you know Nancy isthe is the weather person on a regional
of Illiot, Please she's the meteorologists? Please? No, she couldmit she's
a weather and you know it wouldprobably be one of those community kind of

(11:11):
things where it's like, you know, this is where we're bringing news to
the island community or whatever. It'slike, Oh, well, you know,
you might as well give a shoutout to one of your one of
your locals on that. But you'reright, it didn't feel it feel a
bit odd. That's correct because alot of the humor come from this show
comes from what most people would sayin their real life or the way they

(11:31):
behave. It's like, it's funnybecause it's true. It's funny how I
would react to these things, butno one ever would would do it,
would do that in real life.That's why it felt so odd. Not
about constipation, no, no,no, I'm team Hank on this one.
It's it's something you don't really talkabout with all and Sundry, I
think you keep it to your yourloved ones, and even then you know
you don't give them all the gorydetails. But she even said the embarrassing.

(11:54):
Yes, it's a little obvious forfor King of the Hill, which
kind of prides itself on being lowkey, and I guess subtle Deving said
that. I mean, I didn'tmind doctor Morley. I can see why
you would perhaps draw sort of doctornick ish comparisons. He's nowhere near that.

(12:16):
For want of a better term,cartoonish. I don't know. I
mean, I think King of theHill occasionally draws its humor and you know,
pokes fun at people who aren't necessarilyin sync with the Texas slash Arlan
lifestyle, who were a little bitleft of center, who aren't really taciturn
or tight lift or anything like that. They you know, doctor doctor Morley.

(12:39):
I don't think i've written down him. Look, I know he means
well, but he's got but hedoes have one of those beds ay banners
where he's like, hey, youknow, I'm just going to trying to
keep everybody at ease here, andyou know, look this maybe a day,
you know, a potentially bad situation, but let's just you know,
let's go through it smoothly. It'llbe all right, and you know,
let's keep everybody's spirits a light untilwe know something potentially bad is on the

(13:03):
table. So I thought he wasan interesting character. I didn't think he
was necessarily all that funny, butI didn't mind those scenes actually with him.
And I mean, I really doubthe's the veracity of that statement about
about that goal. And it's notcorrect that Colon would not make it out
the door of the medical center atall. But I was saying though earlier

(13:24):
was I didn't necessarily think he wasa bad character. I thought he felt
a bit cartoony for the King ofthe Hill universe. But what he says.
There was a line where he makesthe joke about letting Bobby help rights.
I'm just kidding, mister Hill,and he goes, it doesn't hurt
to smile, it might actually help. That's actually true. In the end,
it's hanksol opening up, you know, becoming emotional at the end,
because it was his uptightness that wassomewhat restricting him. Once he sort of

(13:46):
dropped that guard and he's that wouldsort of relax and be real. He
shit and look, speaking as amiddle aged man, there's nothing better.
Yeah, I watched the episode andI was like, when's the last time
I did one? Hasn't been fivedays plus. When you're a parent,
it's a great getaway, true,going on vacation mate, the next the

(14:09):
next twenty five minutes of mine,that's not twenty five minutes. That's like,
you know, I love it whenI can go five minutes in the
toilet without being bothered. It's veryrare. Usually it's if I'm on the
toilet all of a sudden, therehere, where's Daddy. I'm like,
oh Jesus, I'm just trying toshitting piece down on our recorded um our
most reade recent episode of four FingeredDiscount last night we talked about thirty Rock

(14:31):
and there was a great bit inthirty Rock where Tracy Jordan is talking about
Alway's got this secret that he booksa hotel room every Tuesday afternoon and everyone
thinks he's having a fairy Guys.No, I go there to have some
peace. I go there, Sothat's Tracy's time to go sit on the
toilet. Yeah, it's like,I hear you, brother, that's a

(14:52):
getaway paint. I love it.Oh, roughness Cramp. What were your
favorite moments from Hank's Unmentionable Rob Asmuch as I'm very partial to just you
know, sitting down and letting itall just get out of the system.
Yeah, you want some degree ofprivacy. So I was very much one
Hank side when he was talking aboutI think PEG's trying to get him to

(15:13):
open up, and he saying,not toilet things. You know, I
want to you know, it's notsomething you're not to talk about what's one
thing it's funny with Nikola. Nicolahas never discussed Nikola in this household.
Nicola doesn't poop, Nicola doesn't toot. That just doesn't happen. I'm reluctant
to sort of get a little personal, but yes, I think that this
is also true with a lovely wasonto point on my favorite line when I

(15:39):
was we're keeping that mystique alive.But u But also, yeah, I
just love when Peg runs in andtrying to give him don't touch me.
I'm on the jarn. Yeah,I'm funny with when it comes to hygiene
and torts, especially after like thepandemic. I don't know, I've always
just thought, now we're so focusedon washing our hands. But I'm like,

(16:00):
yeah, but you know, yougo to the toilet, you wash
your hands, and then you openthe door to get out of the toilet,
or you know, in the publictoilet, and said like or at
work, it's like, so you'retouching the handle the people have touched it
must have been touching their ass andeverything before they got like it's the handle
of a door that sor the handleof the door of the toilet just seems
like all your phone because you useyour phone when you're the toilet, right,

(16:22):
so your phone case must be justcovered in gems, right everything?
Yeah, do you wash your phonecase every time you go to the toilet?
You don't do. I think ifyou knew the extent of just gems
in your everyday life, yeah,you would just never do anything. You
would be becoming a plastic bubbles.Yeah. I saw a video the other

(16:45):
day of like prepared to never eatstrawberries again? And you know, someone
had washed strawberries, and look whathappens when we kind of a turny sliver
and we put it under a microscope, and you know, they washed it
quite thoroughly, and then they cutoff a little bit and they put it
on the crap bugs, blimy littlebugs all over the strawberry. You might
as look, just do it justthat, But that's like seeing a sausage

(17:08):
get made, yes, which youshould never do, never, ever,
ever, ever do. I reallyenjoyed the visual of did you see in
the Nightmare that Peggy was having nocarrying the casket and Cotton was there,
but when it goes from behind,Cotton's hanging because he's shorter than everybody else,
Cotton's hanging to the to the tothe coffin, but his feet are
like a feet off the grounds.Very nice. I also enjoyed um Bobby

(17:32):
blowing into the intestine at the atthe doctor's clinic. But what I've enjoyed
the most about that was was thereading of but Bobby, don't do that.
You did not know where it's beenhoney. Well, but actually nailed
that very well. Not just thatpart, but you know Bobby's curiosity around
the whole medical center. I mean, it's amazing that he was allowed to

(17:52):
sort of walk around as much aspeeking indoors. But I'm pretty sure that's
what you do when you're a childand you're like any sort of unfamiliar place
or place it's like, oh,there's where the adults hang out. Yeah,
you know, if you've got anopportunity to sort of run, you're
just putting your hands on everything.It's like, oh, this is interesting,
oh lower intestine, or you've usedthis before. But it's like when

(18:14):
you're at school and you get aglimpse into the teacher's lounge. Oh yeah,
or even when you're in the primaryschool and you sort of glimpse into
the girl's bathroom. Oh no,no, no glimpse at like secondary school
or something that, which is notreally all that different, but it's like
it's scary that it's intimidate. It'slike, whoa, what is it?
They're big kids are wearing long pants. Yeah, you know what's going on

(18:37):
here? And I also, speakingof Bobby, my favorite mote was whoa,
dad, what are they doing toyou? Yet? I was very
taken with Bobby's fascination with butts.After that, if the squirrel and everything
holding a flashlight on the squirrels.But any more brainbusters? All right,

(18:59):
it is the blockbuster, brainbuster,mister Davis. This episode aired February twenty
third, nineteen ninety seven, insecond position. New Hope is still sticking
around. No longer number one,it's now number two. Star Wars and
New Hope the remaster, the rerelease that um that I all I remember
about that was the added jab ofthe Hut scenes with the cgi jab of
the Hut and just being watching itnow in twenty twenty three and being like,

(19:21):
what was going on back then?The absolute power is still that number
three Dante's peakers number four. NowI'm going to have you guess number one
and number five because those three arestill there. So the clue for number
one is missing arm, and theclue for number five will be the Hangover.
Mm okay then missing arm. Okay. Well, um, when I

(19:47):
think of missing arm and well onem and I tend to think of the
Fugitive. But this is in thefuture because the Fugitive came out in ninety
three. It's not the sequel tothe It's not Us Marshalls, isn't.
No, it's the sequel to anew Hope. It's Empire strikes Back the
rerelease. Oh my god, Ohthat's a missing hand, dude? Is
it just his hand? Look athis old forearm, wasn't it or was
it just his hand? It wasof course yeah, okay, yeah,

(20:08):
yeah, yeah, you got You'reright, yeah yeah, but but yeah,
so Empire strikes back and you hopenumber one and number two the re
release it just goes to show thepower of Star Wars in the nineties even
you know, oh god, yeah, we was, we were so starved.
I mean, yeah, how longhad it been since since Jedi?
I mean three fifteen years? Fourteenyears? Yea more? Yeah? So

(20:30):
and the Hangover? Where was theHangover set Hangovers in Vegas. Um,
think about it? Oh um,it's Vegas Vacation. Correct, yes,
yeah, yeah, the forgotten ChevyJa's Vacation movie? Was that called National
Lampoons Vegas Vacation or just Vegas Vacation. I think just Vegas Vacation would that

(20:52):
be? Why? Then, doyou think because the others were National Lampoons.
Yeah, it's funny you mentioned thisbecause I was reading this out who
the Days of my favorite articles ofrecent years about just the degradation of the
National Lampoon brand. It just reallyfell off the cliff and all these would
be Hollywood players were sort of likeswooping, and it's like, oh,

(21:15):
I can buy this brand for youknow, that's you know, really a
classic. You know, it's gotNational lampoons, animal has a National bandification,
and I'm going to buy it forpennies on the dollar. I'm going
to slap the National Lampoon brand onsome cheese, cheesy comedy and really really
cash in. But all these peopledidn't know what the hell they were doing,
and they just attracted all these sortof Hollywood fringe dwellers and wannabes,

(21:38):
and I don't know just because myself. Oh yeah, absolutely, most of
which are just god awful. Yeahno, no, no, no,
no, not even like um,not not ironic bad, it's just bad.
No, just shit, just shit. Um. Yeah. But I

(21:59):
know, I think I don't recallthe national lampoon name being on Vegas vacation,
but it's all Vegas vacation. Idon't think this is all that good.
I remember, I just remember,I've never seen it. I just
remember the cover walk around the videostort. Just seen that cover of him
on the Chi Chevy on the Rouletterule y yeah, yeah, the Roulette
wheel. That's all right, Yes, I am a proud ignorant woman,
and no one is going to changethat. Now. That is the stupidest

(22:21):
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community, prize draws and more.Indeed, we're talking about King of the
Hill on this podcast, but thosepeople are in d Kings and Queens of
the Till. Yes, they arein DC. That's why you get pay
the big bucks, mister Davis.Yea for those dynamite puns. Yeah,
all right, what's your first questionfor me? My first question to you
is how many spoonfuls of mega musildoes a piggy often take? That would

(24:12):
be ten, ten spoonfuls of megamusil. I'm not giving a shout out
in the hope of getting like afree supply, but meta musle, I'm
on it on the regular because yes, I'd like to keep things flowing regularly,
So it's meta musil. The ideaof being regular just always felt like
an old person's problem. When Iwas a kid like Nan like, make

(24:32):
sure you eat beag so keep yourregular and I'm like, Nan, I'm
a kid lemulone. Now I'm justlike, it's very important. Oh God.
All through this episode, I'm basicallyjust saying that takes a metal muslea
eat a bowl a bowl of veggies, and you'll be fine. Yes,
don't keep eating meat, mate,you're in trouble. You can you can
still have the meat, but havesome veggies. The funny thing is I

(24:55):
could see so much of my dad'sstubbornness in Hank in this episode, because
it's just I think that generation inparticular, I think my generation sort of
started the trend of it's okay tobe down or sad or not as masculine
if you're a male, where whenmy dad was growing up, it was
just like, you know, mendeal with their problems themselves. They don't

(25:15):
go to the doctor. That justsee hardened up. Have some cemented fucking
hardened up, you know what Imean. But but then my first question
is that Nancy says it is apleasant what when it comes to the way
that how how hot was it inIreland? Oh? Good goalie, I'm
gonna say seventy eight, seventy closeenough. I'll give you the point.
What's your next one? Where isthe medical center located? Or oh I

(25:41):
do have that in my notes.I'm gonna squad down and cheat Homleck County
Heimlock County Medical Center. Correct.My next one is there's a poster in
the doctor's room. It's a postthat's appeared on The Simpsons before. Did
you see what it was? Um? I didn't have the words, and
the Simpsons has got words. Youjust see like you can just see that

(26:03):
it's the same poster. It's whenit's when Marge is starting the pretzel wagon
and she's feeling sad. Is ithanging there? Hang in there, kitty?
Yeah? Yeah everyone I was hangingthere, kitty yeah. Um.
What is Hank's usual bathroom schedule?Is usual number two schedule? Oh ah?

(26:25):
You know, well I know thathe hadn't been for five days.
Is at once every two times,two times a day. It's usually every
two days, every two days.And there was a two in s somewhere.
I was like every two days withthe number two schedule. Yeah,
true, yeah. But the thingis you hear that and to me that
doesn't sound like it's enough every twodays, like I feel like I should
be shooting once a day. That'show I feel. My next question is

(26:48):
there is a jar of cotton ballsthat Hank tries to use it to distract
Peggy away from the fact that he'sgot no pants on. Blah blah blah.
He guesses how many cotton balls arein there? What does guess?
He thinks it's going to be thirtythirty? Correct? Yep, Um,
I have one more for you ifyou like hit me. What is the
name of Hank's third great teacher?I've also got that in my notes.

(27:11):
Do I dare cheat? I'm goingto it is miss McIntosh. That's miss
McIntosh. Yeah. And my finalquestion is there is a note I believe
on the top of the bathroom window. I think it was It's like a
little message for Hank. Oh whatwas it? I remember I saw it
and I thought it's really nice,and then I did not pay any more

(27:32):
attention to it. Um. Oh, and I know it was positive.
It's No goal is too high.I can't if you don't have to tell
me the rest. Okay, nogoal is too high. If we climb
with caring confidence. Oh, that'sright, caring confidence. Nice. Yes,
it's always nice to have a bitof our confidence, isn't It doesn't

(27:52):
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(28:15):
wherever you find your podcasts. Theoriginal airdate of Hank's Unmentionable Problem was February
twenty third, nineteen ninety seven.It was written by Mike Judge and Greg
Daniels and directed by Adam Coleman.So the episode kicks off with Peggy playing
that was boggle? Right? Ibelieve? So? Yeah, because there's
an episode coming up where she likeplays boggle and it's about Peggy playing boggles.

(28:36):
I'm assuming this is sort of likethe sea being planted for that one,
because you'd like to think that itwas. I actually find After reading
that, Mike Judge and Greg Danielswrote this, I thought, I find
odd that you know, they wouldknow what they want with this show.
Do you think they were trying toincorporate simpson Esque elements into the show at
this point, because like the show, for example, the baby gag on

(28:56):
the elevator, I feel like Kingof the Heel. Up to this point,
the gag would have simply have beenshe races in and they go,
we could get a little six,and then it would have cut away like
that's the joke. But they lingerit on and then you hear the baby
crying after they get a little three. That felt waggy. It felt Simpsons
didn't didn't feel necessarily wacky to me, but it felt like, oh,
yeah, you're not trusting us toget the joke. Yeah yeah, which

(29:18):
is a little bit of a drag. But you know, some people as
quick and on the uptakers others,and you've got to you know, appealed
to as wide an audience as possible. I don't mind it. I was
actually I was okay with that.Like I said, I didn't find an
issue with it, just felt differentto what we've come different to expect from
the show so far anyway. ButPeggy, as she said, we're playing,
she's playing buggle low. Anne walksin. She says she's failed her

(29:41):
rinse and lather. She's not doingtoo well at school and past leather,
but she failed rinse and repeat,I repeat. She said she failed rinse
because it was part of leather.No, no, she lather was fine,
but Pete was part of rinse.Repeat was part of rinka. Got
ran them all the way, yes, But Hank comes out of the toilet
pieces why didn't flush? And it'sbecause he couldn't He couldn't poop. And

(30:02):
I feel like I initially, Iinitially thought that this was going to be
like eurethra problems. Well that's whatwe thought last week, like well Hanks
unmentioned a problem. They've been mentioninghis urethra so all this often, I
thought. And he comes out aslike the toilet because he didn't you know,
yes exactly to him, and itwas an episode about that. I
think the whole time I would besitting there with my legs cross, going
Willie issues. I hate people discussingissues that they're Willie. It's just it's

(30:26):
uncomfortable. But Peggy asks, youknow, how long has he's been going
on? Nothing's going on, that'sthe problem, and he just does not
want to discuss it. And Ijust think a person like Hank this completely
fits. He wouldn't want to talkabout this, He wouldn't want to try
and fix it himself. This isa case of he wants to fix it
himself. Or is it a caseof he wants to pretend it's not going
on and just let it and justlet it sort itself out. It's a

(30:48):
combo of the two, certainly.But I think Hank views you know,
I think he views the body asa self repairing mechanism. So yeah,
yeah, that'll sort itself out.How long has this been going on?
There's nothing going on, Peg,that's the problem. Well, how long
have you had this problem? Thereis no problem? Please, this is

(31:11):
not something we need to talk about. Well, if you do have a
problem, Peggy, please, forgod's sakes, I'm getting a butt.
Is there any chicken fried steak left? What the exactly is chicken fried sneak?
I've heard this numerous times, butI think it's basically a crumbed steak,
isn't it. So it's crumbed likechicken, but I think so,

(31:32):
Yeah, it's up chicken friedel.Oh yeah, sounds like a schitzel,
but it's a steak Ham's all right. I mean, I do love you
some chicken sets also station it'd belike a veal schnitzel my dad. It
reminds me of by Da actually,because my dad used to always get what
they caught the fish and fish andchip shop. Here it's just a hamburger
and batter. My dad used tolove getting a hamburger. But you've had
a hamburger and batter. I usedto look at it and at least disgusting.

(31:55):
I think I had one once andI was like, this is fine.
But burgers work perfectly well as asthey are. I'm happy with a
naked burger. Well. The thingis, fish and chip shops here in
Australia are very different to fish andchip shops in England, of course,
blah blah blah. But an Australianfish and chip shop, our staple is
like hamburger with a lot. Ifa fish and chip shop has a good
hamburger with a lot, that's howyou basic good fish and chip shop,
not the chips. How good's theirhamburger with a lot. What does it

(32:19):
come with? Does it come witha lot or does it come with some
lettuce, cheese and tomato. Ifthat's what they call the lot, go
to another fish and chip shop.Indeed, you've got to throw some beetrid
in there, beetrip and an egg. Yeah, see we know beetri n
eggs. That's the thing. Someplayers get a little fancy nancy and they
say we'll throw some pineapple in thereas well. It's like, no,
that's not the lot. That's tropical. Yes, that's an add on for
an extra fifty cents, which Idon't want to thank you. Is the

(32:45):
theory though, should you require anadd on for a hamburger with a lot
because it comes with a lot.But as we're saying, an Australian's idea
of the lot does not include pineapple. Different for pizza. I know you're
a fan of pineapple and pizza.I'm not, but pineapple and hamburg because
it's too sweet. There was ajoint in Geelong when I was when I

(33:05):
was in my teens, and itwas almost like Big cahoona burger. It
was that Hawaiian burger joint because theyactually did do. They did burgers with
pineapple in them, and then Iwould not go, what's that? Burgers
better than me? Dance better thana dad. Actually, I get the
feeling they wanted to become a franchise, but they just quite couldn't quite pull
it off. I mean it waslooking like a franchise, felt like a

(33:27):
franchise, but just couldn't quite makeit. They couldn't work at step two
step one. Vegas very correct.By the way, Yes, we were
recording upcoming episode of Going down toSouth Park, the Gnomes episode with the
prophet, but and the burg wasreally nice, you know. I mean
I was like, oh, Ididn't know a bit. I mean,
but I think it was in thatstage like I'm not going to train new

(33:49):
things, you know, I'm notafraid to, you know, embrace the
infinite possibilities of life. So I'mgoing to have a burger with pineapple.
There is something exciting about when anew franchise or a new store opens up
and around your're like, okay,you've got you've got you one chance to
win me over. I'm excited this. It's going to be a great soup
lak you're a burg or whatever.Win me over and you get that and
it's not good. You're like,ah, I want to support you,

(34:09):
but it's really not good. Iknow. I had that with the chicken
shop just around the corner from me. Okay, yeah, and I was
like, oh, you know,I mean I used to really love Chicken
Ranch. But the best I mentioned, I've got my great NaN's place to
be Wednesday on school holidays. Andwe got into the chicken shop. It
was Chicken Ranch. What was hisname, George, George George of his

(34:30):
plastic bag and he feeled the bagup with chips and stuff. Absolutely,
and it was fantastic. But thechips aren't quite as good now, well
they Yeah, So I'm like,no, no, no, no nicetry
Chicken Ranch, but I'm not I'mnot doing you as much as I used
to. But this new chicken placein Minerva, I'm like, oh,
give you a whirl. And theywere doing French fries as opposed to thick,

(34:52):
thicker chips. They'd lose me withthat. I know you're a French
fries guy, but they'd lose mefor that. Yeah. I could roll
with this, and for a whilethey it was very good. This guy
had clearly had a bit of fastfood, impoor him experience. It was.
It was. It was a reallyold school guy. I mean he
had like a dirty, great mustache. He looked like he was in his
um either late fifties or early sixtiesor something. There was a picture him

(35:15):
as a young man with like Barnesy, with Jimmy Barnes that he had like
a private place, remember the roadhouse, the photos of all the footy players
and that going up to the gamesand stuff. Yeah, and this guy
took pride in you know what hewas dishing out. That's pretty good.
Unfortunately, I think COVID he tooka bit of a hit. Some other

(35:36):
people took it over. And thisis the place where you know, I
went there and they gave me chicken. You're human about it. I was
like, no, you ask Youasked me if they weren't there, and
you know, they jacked up theprices, which is also happening due to
cost of living and all that kindof stuff. But I don't know,
somehow the magic was gone. Man. Yeah, but yeah, you're right

(35:59):
about out either a new place open. It's like, oh, this could
be my new regular. Yeah.Yeah. The idea of makes like making
a new friend. If you're afatty fat fat fat like us world,
that's true, if if you hada couple of hand kills. But how
do we get to that? Ikind of remember a chicken fried steak,
chickenburger and better. Yeah. Pegewalks into offers the Megan music, which

(36:23):
is something that my name would alwayswhat was the um, the least have
little characters? But oh my god, that was like it was like an
adult version of of Milo or Quickwas the little round beat brown characters?
Do you remember those? Was itjust lack sets like sets? Let's have
a look like sets? I rememberlike the might have been that used to

(36:44):
say, oh yeah, drink someof this or keep your regular. And
I'm like, I know the cubLa sets chocolate, Um, they have
a character. They least have alittle mascots. Do you know the mascots
I'm talking about? Not really,No, I'm pretty sure I started with
ah, it was a drink ofsomeone mind he used to I don't know,
I will find it at some point, but um, but yeah,
I don't know. I just makingmusicles reminds me of that kind of stuff.

(37:07):
But Peggy says she takes ten teaspoons, and he doesn't want to
know that. He doesn't want todiscuss the idea that she's pooping as well.
That would just be going through likea Formula one yeah, race car.
Yeah, but you know you gottakeep yourself regular. Today is you
got to do it, you know. And then Hank doesn't want to discuss
it. But it's now breakfast timeand Bobby's got Egger sausage and Peggy's back
some Oat brand muffins. I love. He's like, I beat some muffins.

(37:28):
Yeah, good for you, Andwhere's my where's my sausage? And
he feeds the muffins to Ladybird andI was like, don't waste food,
Hank. I know, Ladybird,you know I'm all for feeding the dog,
but you know she's made the effort. I would never do this as
something Nicholas eating, like, absolutelynot. It's just it's a waste of
perfectly good food. And also yeah, I'm just I was infuriated that he

(37:49):
just didn't twig. And it's likethe dog shitting like an absolutely champion after
you being fit of the old brandmuffins. Yes, so it's showing off.
Can't help it, suck it upman. Yeah, yeah, but
a little but a little grease throughyour system not began Greece. Given Bobby's
a little bit um concerned, youknow, and he says, there's not

(38:10):
something you should know about your father, the fact that he's constipated, and
it is where Lady Bertie goes outfor a crap and should show off.
Apparently now Peggy and Nancy are havingthat discussion. Even just the tone of
Katain to Jimmy and I'm not surewhos the voice of Nancy is, but
just that, you know, I'ma little bit concerned about Hank. It
just felt so real, this conversationof having and whilst Hank's outside, mull
and Lawns in the background, havinga discussion about somebody that they're watching.

(38:31):
Yeah, the waves them and stufflike that. But she says, it's
been you know, four days sincehe's been to the toilet. Well,
I'm no scientist, but I alwaysjust said I'm only be a mediologist,
but I think a meiologist, butI think it might be polio. We
always have, we always have thatone person our lives that just goes to

(38:52):
like the worst case scenario like polio. Okay, I'm just a worthy girl,
but I am guilty at times ofself die, nosing myself to the
worst case scenario. Have you everdone that? I have? Um,
Yeah, I mean I think I'vetalked about when I was I've flown to
New York and it had just beena dreadful trip. I mean, you

(39:15):
know, the planet had to turnaround and come back because you know,
there'd been some engine trouble. Ifinally got to New York and I hadn't
slipped into the into the trip tocome around. We from Melbourne to I
think we made it to like Sydney. So it's like they actually add an
extra like four hours to your trip. Well we had they had to land
the plane. Was like, oh, we got problems on the plane.
You're gonna have to stay here overnight, stay in Sydney overnight. Yeah,

(39:38):
So I'm like, okay, Soit basically it cut a day off my
holiday. But you know, Ifinally got to New York and hadn't really
slept on the plane, been alittle stress. I think I'd come out
broken out in a cold sword becauseI was so stressed. Hoopies. But
then I was lying in the inmy in my hotel room bed I was

(40:00):
like, oh, I feel sortof sensitive in my underarm. What is
it? Oh God, I've gota small and glad, Oh god,
is this going to be like thisis it the big sea? You know?
And I think I just, uh, it was. It was the
tail end of a bad year forme, So I think I was just
catastrophizing everything um and then and Idon't know, after a good night's sleep,
but like a day of just walkingaround New York and like, oh

(40:22):
no, it's gone, okay,yeah, it just swoll for a moment.
That's it. Yea. But yeah, I've been I don't catastrophize too
much in that way. I mean, I don't google, you know,
my symptoms all that. Don't dothat anymore. I did that. No,
I've done that before, and it'sjust like he just there's no need
to do it. And I usedto self diagnosed a lot of Thomas or
sort of think of worst case scenario. I think it was just like my
dad and my name coming out ofme. But being with Nicola Nicholas sort

(40:45):
of taught me. She's like,how we go see professional, Let's not
worry about it until we have toworry about it. That's the thing,
don't worry about until we have toworry about it, and and and if
it is bad news, we'll learnto We'll do what we have to do.
Let me tell you another quick story, if that's quite, If that's
right by you. When a strangecricketing legend, Shane Warn passed away.
Was it last year? I believeit was the year, or maybe it

(41:07):
was last year early last year.Yeah, yeah, but he died,
well, he died. He wasthe same age as me, And yeah,
I think it really rang a lotof alarm bells for a lot of
Australian dudes of of a certain age. You did you, but you weren't
living the Shane Warn lifestyle though?No, No, I mean Shane enjoyed
but certainly enjoyed a drink, enjoyeda smoke, enjoyed his fast food.

(41:28):
Oh god, that's me. Butnot long after he died, I was
feeling in my forearm like a sortof occasional tingling and occasional numbness. And
I'm like, are these warning signsof a stroke? Am I gonna have
a heart attack? What the hellwas going on? Um? I mentioned

(41:49):
it? I finally I did ahang heill and you know, I was
just keeping to myself for a littlewhile. I finally mentioned it to lou
and you might want to go seea doctor about that. It could be
something, but it could be nothing. In the end, I went to
the doctor. Yeah, I've beenseeing a lot of fifty two years wrong
guys since warning died. Yeah,And I said, is it may hurt?
He goes, well, yeah,we can check that. But you
know, do you do this fora job. I'm assuming you use a

(42:13):
mouse a lot. I think it'sprobably closer. There's like some nerve disorder
or something like that. But youknow, I have my heart checking all.
Yeah, your blood pressure is fine, your heart's fine. Yeah,
just you know, do a littlegigs off, a stress ball or one
of those hand grippy thingies and justdo that every once in a while.
It was gone within like three days. Yeah. Yeah, it's if you
feel like you're a little bit concernedabout something, just go get it checked

(42:36):
out. Go see a doctor.Yeah, even if they tell you there's
nothing wrong, at least you knowthere's nothing wrong. It's correct. You
will probably spend more time worrying aboutsomething that you don't have to worry about,
and then you'll worry yourself into acondition. Yes, exactly right.
But yeah it has been health tipsfrom your pals dandoling guy hay here because
all the guys now know as aresult of Peggy telling Nancy Joel Hank,

(43:00):
what's just to hear about you beingbacked up? Nothing? What who are
you thinking about talking to? It'snot me? I'm fine? Was nothing
when I heard heard from who?Dale? How does Dale know? Nancy?
Nancy knows too? Huh who that? Peggy? Why not just take
the door off the bathroom and putit out on the lawn on haink.

(43:22):
It happens to everyone now and thenthere's no reason to be embarrassed. Maybe
I'm not the one who should beembarrassed. Did you ever think of that?
Maybe you're going a little too much? Once every four or five days
gives me more free time. Youwant to spend all your time on the
toilet? Be my guest. Haveyou tried squatting? It takes pressure off

(43:45):
the lower body, you know,Hank, I find a ride on the
lawnmower helps. Would you please stoptalking about this, Hank? You know
I've been thinking about y'all. Yell, Daniel Bottom and all what's gonna get
moving again? I think, y'allI'll go John and swimming a water bunch.
Man, They're gonna be bad,haven't you poop? And just like
us to man, I know nowork. It helped my aunt after her

(44:07):
pregnancy. I don't know you do, I know you don't. Would you
all please leave me be? Thisis no one's business but my own?
Okay, But I've got one that'sguaranteed to work for you. Hank,
you take a spoonful of bacon grease. I'm not eating bacon grease. He

(44:29):
didn't let me finish. Peggy isnow watching sea Everett Cooper. I'm telling
our listeners who that is? MisterDavis. Well, he was the surgeon
general for a while, wasn't it. I mean that okay, he was
just a fun name to say,as well as you know the b shops
and told us and you're talking aboutconstipation. Hank watching any questions? What
why are you watching this for?And he questions Peggy about um about telling

(44:52):
Nancy, And I'm like, what'sdemn straight? Like? If I told
Nicola a private issue of myself,I would not want her going in.
I know for a fact that thereare things that Nicholas's friends know about me
that they probably shouldn't because it's justwhat we do. You know. Sometimes,
Yeah, your spouse will say something, spouse will know some information about
your spouse. You just have totell somebody, So you tell your closest

(45:12):
friends. And but you always goingto make sure you tell your closest friends
that you know won't somehow get thestory back to Nichola that she knows,
you know what I mean. Butthen who the hell is that? Howard
Stern? Because at the time,Howard Stern, he was sort of just
like the It wasn't the King ofNo, he was, in fact the
king of all media. I thinkthat was a self imposed title even in

(45:34):
ninety seven, was he I supposeyeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. I mean, I thinkHoward really took off in the early
nineties. Wasn't it early to midnineties. Yeah, by ninety seven he
was huge. Ninety seven I thinkis the year that that his movie came
out that he Private Part based onhis autobiography that he that he started as
himself. Can I remember watching orseeing the cover of that when I was
a kid, and I was like, that's definitely a porno. It's called

(45:58):
private Parts. And I remember watchingwhen I was like teenager, and I
was like this, but it wasvery very interesting. His rise to fame
is a very interesting story. Itis, I mean, and you've got
legit people in the media who aresaying, no, he's actually like one
of the best interviewers in business.He's like, he's real. Yeah,
yeah, I mean he's you know, he's a he's a shock jock and

(46:21):
he sort of plays up his outrageousness. But no, you've got actual Bonavardie
journals saying we can learn a thingor two from Howard Stern. He's really
good at getting in it for informationout of people. Yeah, and that's
that's the key with an interviewers gettingstories and no one's heart before. But
then one can just going in andjust be there, do the Jimmy fallon,
you know, three dop points,fake laugh, move along. Oh

(46:43):
and by the way, mind thissong in a car if James Gordon.
But then we see we see Nancyreveal the secret on the news, which
I thought was whacky. Then Peggysays, you know, I just I
have to tell you, I justwanted to talk to somebody about it.
But if it's going to bother you, I would have sit here silently alone
with my worries, and I Ikind of felt sorry for Peggy there.
Oh yeah yeah, but Hanks likethat is exactly what you should be doing.

(47:05):
And now the store they go toto eat. The cafe is Lot
Louley's. Is that what it is? Look, I missed the name unfortump
place. It's a place from lastepisode where Boom Hower and and Luanne.
We're having dinner at a different tableto Hank and whatnot. But Hank orders
only meats, so she says,get some veggie, so he orders some
mac and cheese as well, andhe's riding the Murrow at nighttime. Now
I've taken them the advice from Ibelieve it was Dale. I said,

(47:28):
no, no, he did thesquat. It was Bill who said riding
the Loma, and Peggy whips upsome laxatives and Hanks enjoying it and Bobby
tries it as well. I lovedhere, so Bobby, you know it's
in there, so I don't mindpooping and you're trying to drug me.
And he's furious with this, andshe says, look, just please just
go see a doctor, and hewalks off and Bobby starts eating it anyway.

(47:50):
Then Peggy she's having this nightmare aboutHank's funeral. Oh he looks like
an angel, a dead angel.Oh my no, no, why why
it should have been Bill. Wenever got a chance to talk about your

(48:16):
constipation, and now we never willremember early detection is nicky? Now passion
your algebra homework? Goodbye boy,see you in hell. Oh the algebra

(48:42):
thing you discussed earlier. So isthat just meant to be? Because dreams
just have wacky it happens in dreams. Yeah, because she's a teacher,
I guess. Is that the elemensshe's I don't know who think that will
be part of it too. Butthen Cotton says, I'll see you in
Helen. He fushes him down thedown the grave as as the constt makes
his way into the ground, andPeggy wakes up and gives them a big
hug on the toilet, And yeah, I thought this was very real.

(49:02):
If you wake up and thought yourspouse was dead and you realize they weren't,
even though on the toilet, you'regoing to go in and give a
big cuddle or just makes them awarethat I think. Have you ever had
a dream where you've had to sayto all the wiz, I don't know
I said this dream it like itaffected me? Or have you never spoken
about yeah, oh yeah, noof course, yeah, yeah, I
mean, oh the dreams where likelou has been mad at me and I

(49:23):
woke it up. Oh Jesus,yeah what I do? Did it really
happen? Yeah? Or where you'rebeing if you have a dreams where you've
been really mad at them and youwake up you're like, oh, they
didn't do anything, but for somereason, you're still feeling mad even though
nothing actually happened. Or for example, I've had a dream once where you
know, Nicola was like flirting withanother guy at a party or something,
and I woke up, I'm like, why why am I? Why do

(49:44):
I still actually didn't do that?Why am I still feeling angry? Why
am I jealous? Because you can'toccupied, Hike, You're alive. Close
the damn door. Can't you see? I'm in here a peg, don't
know. Don't touch me. I'mon the John. Get out of here,
ah, Hike, I was soscared I dreamed you died. You

(50:06):
didn't see a doctor. You didn'tlisten to Coop Haggy, you're not supposed
to see this. Listen, honey, I love you, Please don't dial
me. I love you too.But oh geez, all right, I'll
see a doctor. If you justget out and leave me be, you
will, oh hike, Oh that'swonderful. Yeah, well, come on,

(50:28):
get a move on. Thank you. Get We're now at the Hamley
County Medical Center. And Hank can'ttell the reception that's what's wrong with him.
You can't do it. So shegives in the form and they'll be
blowing into the intestine and things likethat. And just yeah, the waiting
I thought they really encaptured what it'slike in a waiting room Mata Medical Clinic.
Just kid bored man, uncomfortable beingthere. You don't and you don't

(50:51):
want to say what you're there fortoo loud because you know someone might be
there for some badassing. I was, you know, I'll say, my
family from a grizzly bear, andI've got a big scratch on my arm.
It's like here because I'm not pooingright. The easiest way to get
a seat or have no one sittingnear you at the doctor's clinic. It's
just starts sneezing, pretending to sneeze. No one goes knee. It's great,

(51:15):
but missus McIntosh, he's Hank's thirdgreat teacher, rocks up that hanky
and and you know, what areyou doing here? Is not your This
is an old person's doctor. AndI thought the cut here was odd.
So the receptionist is saying, Ican't read what this says, right,
And Hank starts walking over there,and then they play this little music tune
and a custom him just in doctorMolly's office. I thought they didn't sort
of pay off the fact that shecouldn't read. It was just odd that

(51:37):
it just it just felt like aweird cut. I know whether it's a
deleted scene there or something. Butdoctor Moully now enters the room, and
I liked the element of Peggy herewhere she knows his life story and he
scheduled and everything like that. Thisis what this is just such a wife
moment. Just knows everything about you, so you don't have to say it.
Yeah, look, I mean menshould be able to handle their own
business. They should, of course, not even their own the whole if

(51:58):
you're a family man. Yeah,I mean you should know, Okay,
no, the kids are you know, ages around, ages, birthdays,
blood type, that kind of thing. But let's face women are just better.
They are just better at this.And I thought this was just felt
very real. What Peggy just knowshis life story and you know, well,
if she's concerned, then I amconcerned. And he recommends us po

(52:21):
schedule. Yes, he sigmoid oscarby, that's what he recommends. Doctor Morley.
The nurse walks in say take offyour pants. He doesn't want to.
And I get that. I hadthis. So my health scare that
I had was I think that wasduring the pandemic. I've had a couple
of lumps down there and I waslike, I was this going to me
and can throw down there my owntrouble. I was just sort of feeling
around and I caught it the doctor. I remember sitting in the car parts

(52:42):
before you could go in and intowaiting whom we at the Sydney car remember,
I caught up and the female doctor. She was just like, what's
the issue. And I was like, I found some lumps like down there.
She was like, oh no,you better come in right now.
So I go in there and shewas like, all right, well,
I'm just gonna go out here totake off your pants and when I come
back in, um, we'll havea look around. I was like,
okay. So she goes out ofthe room and take off my pants,

(53:04):
leave my undy's on. And thenshe comes back and she was like,
I know you have to take everythingoff. And I was like, oh,
okay, I wasn't expecting this.Like a minute later, I'm pants
lessening again and slap your hand,slip your hands in there. Yeah.
I was like, no, nopants or undis on, just sitting there
on the bed, and I justgot this woman who I just met,
just groping around down there, andI'm just the whole time, I'm just

(53:27):
like, this is odd. Butthankfully that we did the UCRA sound of
stuff and it was just a fatteddeposit or something. It was nothing to
worry about. But I just Ijust got Hank. It was a nugget,
it was a chicken. Yes,there's a chicken nug Yeah. But
I got the issue. I gotHank's issue of not wanting to take his
pants off time. I was justlike, oh do I have to?

(53:52):
Okay, mister Hill, why don'tyou hop on the table and undo the
back of your gown and we'll havea look at you. You got all
these fancy machines. Can you takea picture through the gown. It's normal
to be a little afraided, misterHill. Just during your face to the
wall. Oh you want me toget that, No, mister Hill,
mister Hill, this is Tasha.She's a medical student right with you.

(54:15):
She observes the examination. Ah,well, I guess that's one of my
biggest fears is if I'm having anoperation that's somewhat like embarrassing or awkward,
having the med students watching. Yeah, I didn't think i'd want Tasha watching
my procedures, particularly years one thatinvolves the back door. Yeah. Well,
I had a friend who got avasectomy about i know, six months

(54:36):
ago, and he says there waslike three students watching him get the vasectomy
and he was just like this isthe Oh he's like, as awkward as
it is. I didn't want tocome in at there's four people here.
I'm like, well that's going on. And he said it was horrific.
He said he's vitacted me was likethe worst thing ever. Yet he was
like saw he was like bruised,and like, I've got three friends right
who recently had viset me because Nicholason me. He's like, get the
snip, get the snip, getthe snip, and we've got three friends

(54:59):
and I'm like, how it goes? I was terrible. Oh it was
horrific. Oh you know, thedoctor says it was like the hardest one
they've had to do in like months, and I'm like, oh, I
don't want to do this. Ihope I hope you put out You dragged
out your phone and recorded them yourmate saying this, and then you shot
at to Nicholas. Testimony from peoplewho have been there, because Nichola has
been there for two of Nicholas like, just ask Reese. You know Reese

(55:21):
got it done, and what Reese? How was it? He's like,
oh terrible, And Nicholas, Idon't tell him that, but yes,
attashing them as students is watching andBobby he's pushing all the elevator buttons and
we get the pregnant woman moment,which was funny. It just felt like
an Unking of the Hill esque gag. He's now showing off the device to
Bobby, the little video game ashe calls it with the camera and shoots
a real laser, which is prettycool. And maybe you can help us

(55:44):
out a little bit later. Justkidding, mister Hill. I liked the
alient of doctor Mauleybet. Like hesaid, he's just trying to come everybody
down. He's he's actually quite agood doctor in the sense that he's just
cool with everything. He's just youknow, there's nothing to be worried about.
Here, raw to something but nothave any good time. But it's
all just you know, this isnatural. This, it has to be
done. It's just part of life. Don't stress. And it says he
doesn't hurt to smile, and Iactually helping at the end. It turns

(56:06):
out it wasn't necessarily the smiling ithelp, but just opening up and being
feeling relaxed with what helped him.Now we're looking through the colon and I
thought, even though it's animated,the camera going through the column was gross.
I just kept going, I know, I've never had a colonoscopy.
No, never, never, neverhave you ever had the check the prostate
check. Um, I had aprostate check, but I mean not with
the not with the finger or anythinglike that. I mean, you can

(56:29):
apparently could do a prostate check justvia a blood test or something like that.
Really is a new thing, couldI think? So? I mean,
have you had that note? Maybeso, Well, I've had my
prostate check. You tell me you'vehad your prostate checks. Oh yeah,
yeah, you hit fifty I meanand beyond it's like, yeah, your
prostate scene and yeah, the lasttime I had a major sort of know,

(56:52):
under the hood check up, it'slike, yeah, I suppose i'd
better a prostate check and all thatsaid, Oh yeah, we can do
it by yeah we do a viralblood test. Yeah, okay, well
that's a releaf kind of like howthe how the COVID tests advanced over time.
It's like, first of all,it's like a one foot long rod
that we shoved up your nose andtickled your brain for a little while.
Yeah, now it's now it's acute tip. That's a cute tip for

(57:14):
two seconds. Yeah, but thinkof all the time, all the people
who had to go through the dreaded. I didn't have a COVID test until
later in the game. Man,those ones at the start they looked horrifying.
The first one I had was likethat I did not enjoy that.
I couldn't even get out of thecar. They're just you know, stick
in the hand in the through thewindow on jam and a bit. It

(57:37):
reminded me of like, you knowthe forty or Virual when they're getting the
shave. He's hitting the shaved chest. He's like, just stop smiling you,
Jake, Like, yeah, pussy, I say. I always felt
like those people are saw the windowlike having a good time, get inflicting
this pain. But we get thejoke here from doctor Morley calling Hank Bobby's
grandfather. That's just another element.I took that as just him being cheeky.
He didn't actually think he was agrandfather. He was just poking a

(57:59):
bit of fun, right I thinkso? Yeah, And he mentions the
tests aren't going around the earth,and I was like, that's a really
weird Joe to make because that's clearlynot true. It's bizarre. I was
like, like, it doesn't actuallycome clean to go just kidding. It
just makes it because I think it'she let's peck you believe it's real.
That's the kind of thing that mightmake you go, is this guy doctor
Nick doctor? Is he not agood doctor. Yeah, yeah, because

(58:22):
yeah, you're right. I meanhe's been he's shown a very positive bedside
manner up until that moment. He'salso seemed like someone who knows what he's
on about. But then yeah,Paul had a weird non fact like that.
Yeah, but odd. As aresult, Bobby he thinks it's all
corn. He wants to be aproctologist when he's older. And it's taking
a really long time. So theygo for a five minute break and doctor

(58:42):
Morley starts doing his stretches, likehim doing his stretches whilst he's waiting,
and everyone does it. Yeah yeah, And it turns out they couldn't find
anything, so the best option isto remove something surgically. I'm like,
that seems a bit drastic. Yes, found one little check at the doctor
is now you're going to remove hiscoal And I'm like, this just seems
to be escalating at a rate thatKing of the Hill doesn't normal escalate to
ye Am, I just a niceanimal. Yeah, like I don't know,
I'm just like it. So it'sbeing isn't ship for five days?

(59:05):
We're just going to remove your colin. It just felt a bit wom It
just felt a bit wacky. Yeah, yeah, towards the end of the
of the visit. Yeah, theend of the consultations, Like you're throwing
some curveballs. Yeah yeah, Soyou can live long, healthy and just
less active life without a colin.Just can't wear any shorts. We're now
at soy to the world, andI really enjoyed this as well. Not
dogs are these hot dogs? Theynot dogs made? And tofu tofu,

(59:29):
I can't eat that crap they offerfaul worse than screw food. Yeah,
I'm not I'm not a huge tofuguy, but I think it might get
a bit of a bad rap becauseit's it's essentially like the soybean version of
chicken. I mean, he justhad plain chicken and it was like,
dam this is kind of taste lessthan nothing. And then you can say

(59:51):
the same about tofu. But youknow your marinade, a couple of blocks
of tofu and some really nice soyor some spice mix up, whack it
in the pan and you know,give it a bit of a little bit
of a pan fry provably nice.Yeah, with a stuffry. Not dogs.
Now, what are these hot dogs? No, they're not dogs.

(01:00:12):
They're made of tofu tofu. Ican't eat that crap. Then try this
faufu. It's a tofu substitute forthe tofu intolerant. Now would that be
good for a man who's constipated?Peggy, why didn't say it with you?
Is this for your husband? Yes? And we will also take a
quarter of your brown rice? Bro, Do you have anything that tastes good?
Hm? No? Leave this ka Hank experience maxibustion with mister Lee

(01:00:43):
boards certified maxbushtionist, relieve stress andopens the energy channels. What the hell
is that he sticks needles in yourskin and sets them on fire? Anyone
ever try that on me? I'llkick his ass. Louie didn't have much
to do in this episode, didshe. No, She just had to
talk about, you know, failinga rinse and repeat course and then offering
what was his name? Doctor Lie? Doctor Lee? But Leo Lie.

(01:01:06):
Yeah. But this very much justfelt like a very one dimensional episode,
didn't It just very much just aboutHank shitting. There was nothing else to
this. It was just Hank Cood'shit. There's no real b plot.
There was nothing. It was justand there was It didn't venture it out
to anywhere different. It was justno, Hank, can't shit. Eventually,
have you have you had the acupuncture? I did once and I moved
whilst I was doing it, andit hurts so much. Yeah, I

(01:01:29):
just I forgot that I was inmy back and I sort of like went
up for a second whilst all myback and remember the ladies like it hurt
a lot, but I remember itnot doing anything. It didn't help me
in any way. I've had itdone a couple of times. My friend
Justine was a deep what she wasand she still does it now, but

(01:01:50):
she was a deep tissue massage therapist. I go see occasionally when I was
all sort of bunched up and becauseI've got I've got one particular muscle in
my back, I slept on thefloor when I was like twenty seven and
I just woke up the next morning, go oh, I'm throwing something out
And every once in a while itwould just come back. It's like like
someone's grabbed it and it's given ita big twist. Oh oh, I'm

(01:02:12):
going to be walking around like this. And for those who are not watching
at home, I just pulled areally strange pose and then but she stuck
a few needles in it one time, and so this will, you know,
get blood flowing where it's normally notthat kind of thing. It's like,
oh, kind of feels not toobad. And yeah, I mean

(01:02:32):
I don't think it's something i'd doon the regular, but yeah, the
time, there are times I've hadit done. It's like, oh,
oh, you're getting the job done. Hank. Here he's watching TV and
he's just he's panicking. Watch outbehind you. Oh now there's gateway all
down your back. You think he'swatching a horror movie. Do they still

(01:02:54):
do that specially or in AFL theydo that, not so the coach,
but because the coach is very rarelyon on the boundari line. But more
and more coaches in the show androlls footy are doing that. But they
do it to like the people whoare debuting, like their first game in
the team huddle, just but wedon't do the big bucket whatever it is,
and we just we just emptied thebottles on them. Just cover it

(01:03:14):
in their heads. Yeah. Butyeah, so Peggy out. You know,
she's kept him to his time.He scheduled two pm, very regimented.
You know, he's got to bepulling it. This somewhat at least
attempting to pull it. This time. He goes to the toilet and we
get the we over. Hear Peggytalking to the guys saying it can Hank
come out and play basically no,not at this moment, maybe a little
bit later. And I like tohear that's representing just Hank. How Hank
is feeling at this point in time. He's feeling like a child. He's

(01:03:35):
being forced to do this, this, this, this schedule from Peggy.
He then forced asleep on the toilets, so Peggy brings him in a blanket
as he goes to sleep. Thenwe get him getting the acupunch out.
It's a very odd thing. Hejust gets up and kicks him in the
back. And then what did whatdid he do wrong? Mister Like I
didn't quite get this. I don'tthink mister Lead deserved like Hank should have

(01:03:57):
been should have been well aware whilehe was getting himself into I don't think
mister Leah, mister Lar deserved gettingkicked, regardless of what he did,
getting kicked like that for just doinghis job. Don't do it, Hank.
But he didn't like do anything wrong. It was just he did exactly
what he's supposed to do, walksover to his counter, and Hate just
gets straight up and boots him inthe ars. I was like, okay,

(01:04:18):
but we're now out having dinner,and Peggy's brought everyone in because he
thinks that Hank would feel much better. He's surrounded by those who love him,
and he goes to the toilet andit's all backed up. Peggy says,
you know, come to the woman'stoilet. She against like holding his
hand to the toilet. She's justover, you know, micromanaging his routine.
Here's the thing I mean, Ithink it's something very very not primal.

(01:04:42):
It's not quite the right word.But you know you spoke recently about
young Elliot. Yeah, you know, putting on the toilet I put him
for the first time and just lettinghim go at his own time. Yeah
yeah, yeah. Even if you'renot you're you're too young to remember it.
Fully, I think it's a seeas like a really important stage in
you in your in your development.It's like, well, you know,

(01:05:05):
I'm not a little human animal anymoretaking a dump in a nappy or anything
like that. I'm able, canyou know, sort of control things.
You know, it's like, no, I've got I've got control over my
bows. You're you're not the bossof me lower colon. So any time
it goes wrong in your adult life, you know, whether you know you've
had a bad burrito and you knowyou're like, I'm five games from home

(01:05:30):
and I'm getting all the red lights. I'm prairie dark, I'm prairie,
I'm turtling, or you know,nothing's coming out, and you know you're
sort of like, oh, thishas meant to be one of the most
natural processes in the world, andI've got to I've got to tweak it,
I've got to work it. It'slike, yeah, it feels kind

(01:05:51):
of embarrassing. You get a littlebit of a shame. It's something we
don't like to talk about, butit's it's such a natural thing, Like
why do we know? It's justit's just they were raised. I guess
that that's a You don't talk aboutthat issue. You just go poo.
And for example, a guy willsay I'm going to the toilet going for
a piss. You never say I'mgoing for a ship. You know,
Like, what is it about thenumber two? Is where we're just as

(01:06:12):
a commune, as a society,we're just like, you don't discuss that.
You say you're going for a goingfor a week. That's fine.
Pooing, absolutely fine, but it'slike, don't pretty much pooing my mum.
I might be minute. I'm justgoing for a sit down. Yeah,
But anyway, we're discussing here,how how peaky. She's like,
she's micromanaging, and she says,going to the girls and to the women's

(01:06:34):
toilet instead, because that one isis available. I just like Hank sitting
there just in the women's toilet,looking around, and it's new scenarios.
But I can only assume Hanks neverbeen in a female bathroom before he sees
that the tampon, the tampon distributor, and the just starts hitting the duney
roll. I've never done that,but as the kid, that's what you
do. You just hit the duneyrole. That's Alliott and Holly's new favorite

(01:06:56):
thing. You just hear like,I'm like, fuck it in they're like
the roles just about empty, tojust saw on the floor, and I'm
like, because toilet rolls are impossibleto roll back up neat you know,
something's like, oh, you lovethe aluminu four aluminum foils, aluminu four,
things like they can sort of rollit back up, or a poster
or things like that duney roll.You can't roll that thing back on neatly.
No. No, I mean ifif your child or in my case,

(01:07:17):
your cat designed have a bit offun with the toilet roll. No,
you if you want to put itback the way and put it back
to factory settings as they say,you could do it, but it would
be so painstaking and such a longprocess. Yes, you would have to
be completely analretentive to do that,just you know, just roll it back
up, keep it looking loose.So he fails here, and he feels

(01:07:40):
like he's let everyone down. He'sbeating himself up. And he said,
don't worry s at twenty four hoursand cust to him on the toilet and
he's watching the kid watch, justwatching the outside world, enjoying that life.
So the kids are playing outside withthe frisbee with Lady Bird. You've
got the guys trying to get adrill out of the ground or something I'm
doing. They're doing something whatever.Ladies are running by. They keep playing
with a kite. You've got Bobbywith the squirrel looking up at the butt

(01:08:00):
with the torch. Lowan's on Normoaand you know, Nancy says to him,
to Peggy, nor Hank seems reallysad. It's usually down, you
know. And this is where Peggysays, Oh, no, that's that's
not him sticking to that schedule.That that's me. I'm making sure he
does this, make sure he doesthat. And that's where she realized,
Oh, wait a minute, maybeI'm the issue here. Maybe I'm the
one that's bringing him down. MaybeI should just let him be him,
and she overhears a phoop sound andit's just his glasses falling in the toilet.

(01:08:23):
Whenever I see glasses falling the toyle, I just think of himas Gimpson.
Right, it's a right triangle.No one must know I dropped my
glasses in the totises and who brokewith the barras at quarter or what Hank
says? You know, this isgetting out of control, and Peggy agrees,
you know, like he says,well, if I don't ever poop
again, then that's just who Iam. I'd rather die with a burger

(01:08:43):
and my Colin then eat that damnfauxfu and she's like, no, I
completely agree, you know. Ijust I loved the reading, in particular
of when Kathy says, for Peggysays, I worry, and I was
like, just it just felt liketwo real people here, just you know,
this couple that don't normally up toeach other, just unleashing all these
pent up emotions and love the hatfor each other, just getting it out.

(01:09:04):
M hmm. Well it reminded meof um, I think it was
episode three of the Last of Us, the one that everybody loved where he
had the couple was Frank and three. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick Hofferman had that great line,you know, after he and after

(01:09:24):
two the two men have been livingtogether for a while and I'm clearly in
love with each other, and uhyeah, Nikoleman says, I was.
I was never scared until I metyou. I was never scared of anything
that I met you. Yeah,it's great and it's so true. Yeah.
I mean, if you know,if you've gone through stages where you're
single and you're sort of just relianton yourself and all that kind of stuff,
then you meet someone you're fall forthem and Yeah, it's like,

(01:09:46):
oh shit, stuff's at stake now. Yeah. Yeah, when you have
to worry about somebody else. Yeah, and and you can't help it.
It's not that you have to,it's just you just do. Yeah,
you just don't. Yeah. Andhe gets in a minute and he races
off to the toilet and everyone's gatheringaround. There's actually an animation issue mistake
here, I'll point it out.Whatever, it's kind of obvious. But

(01:10:08):
Bobby gets kicked out of the roombecause he's wearing his pajamas. Cuts to
them more waiting he's there and hisusual sort of dark blue gray like kind
of that kind of shirt. Cutsback to him again he's wearing his grape
pajamas. Not a big issue,but whatever. But but yeah, so
you know he's the flush and isa Beethoven's fifth symp symphony. It's Oh
Joy to Joy, Yes, theone from the Everybody Loves Raymond intro.

(01:10:30):
Yeah, and also from Diard yes, of course, and also from Beethoven.
Also also from music, also frompop culture, so shows on movies.
But but yeah, so yeah,a really nice ending where they all
hugging embrace. It was an emotionalending, and then they sort of they
end it with an emotional ending againwith the family embrace, but more of

(01:10:51):
like a comedy kind of ending,like they're all the joke being that they're
all embracing because he's taken a shitlike that, you know. But there's
lovely in the fact that you knowthey will all I like, they'll all
supportive of him. Threat the entireepisode, they're all rooting for him,
like, come on, you cando this, Dad, you know we
can make this happen. But thenwe get the first time I believe this
happens quite a bit throat the series, like Hank's final words over the credits,

(01:11:12):
and he discusses so it's almost it'sodd though, in that he the
character is almost like he's playing arole. He's an actor, He's not
a real person. Yeah, it'sit's not the kind of thing you ever
get on The Simpsons or anything likethat. I'm Hank Hill playing who plays
Hank Hill on TV. It's somethinglike that. You might have noticed in
tonight's episode there was some brief nudity. Now, as an actor, I

(01:11:34):
only do nudity when I feel thescript warranted, and I thought tonight's episode
only warranted seeing the side of myrump. You can believe me when I
tell you the Fox executives were pushingfor a whole lot more. If any
of you were offended by my body, I'm truly sorry. Good Night.

(01:11:59):
A very basic episode, but stillan enjoyable one. Like it wasn't bad
by any means, it just feltcertain elements of it felt very off beat
when it comes to the King ofthe Hill universe, but it is still
I guess the whole, the wholesubstance of King of the Hill is that
it is very basic. This justfelt more basic than what we have normally
got up to this point. Idon't know, but not in a bad
way. It's strange because it seemedto have polar opposites of wacky stuff that

(01:12:23):
you wouldn't normally expect from King ofthe Hill, but also stripping King of
the Hill ride down towards very verybasic. It's about, you know,
we're not going to go too deepwith this story. Hank can't take a
shit, and this episode is abouthim not being able to take a shit.
I think could could this episode havebeen a pilot? Do you think?
Do you think it doesn't have tointroduce the Carrot. No, probably
not, do you reckon? No, No, I think you'd have to

(01:12:43):
have spend a little time with thesepeople, get to know them, get
to know them, you get toknow these people, but also get to
know the tone and move to theshow. You could do something like this.
It's not a radical departure or anythinglike that, but it's I think
you'd want to be familiar with Kingof the Hill before you watch this,
before you did an episode like this, or watched an episode like this.

(01:13:03):
Yeah, And I feel like youngDando may have like flipped on the TV
and an episode like this came onand I was just like, I ain't
watching this. I feel like,you know, ten year old Dando watched
this, I'll be like, thisis not on the level of the Simpsons,
whether Simpsons what they were doing bythis point. You watched this and
it's like they're almost polar opposites,aren't they think of the Simpsons, but

(01:13:24):
were like season eight ish by thispoint, and then you get in this
show and it's just there's such adifferent kind of comedy, different kind of
tone to what the Simpsons were providing. But um, yeah, so this
is our has been our review ofHank's unmentionable problem. We hope you guys
enjoyed. It's been fun to goback. I'll go back and revisit re
visiting it for the first time.Go back to to discuss it with yourself,
mister Davis. The next episode we'regoing to be discussing is West Eastside

(01:13:45):
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