Square Peg (S01E02)

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Dad. What I just wanted tosay, you don't have to worry about
me because I'm never gonna have sex. Oh Bobby, now don't say that.
I thought that's what you want it. Well, yes, if you
were my daughter, but you're myson. Why is it not okay for
girls but it's okay for boys.It's called the double standard? Bobby,

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don't knock it. We got thelong end of the stick on that one.
What you're listening to, son,I don't think you like it.
Welcome to Speaking of the Hill ofthe Australian King of the Hill podcast,
where this week we are going tobe reviewing the second episode of the series.
It is square peg. I amDado and I am guying. Yes,
looking forward to talking about all thingsdepraved and sexual. Yes, o

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conservative. I just thought, onceagain, another really lovely story. Wasn't
this anything? By the end you'relike, oh man, I tee it
up at moments I thought this wasgreat. It's a very sincere so Keen
of the Hill were only two episodesinto our our ongoing a review of it.
We're going to be here for awhile, folks. I get used
to it. But yeah, Imean that's something that's become quite apparent from

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our viewing of it is, yeah, there's a show where it's hard on
its head in the right place andyou know, but not afraid to sort
of poke fun at some more conservativeor backwards attitudes as well. At the
same time, this is the thinga lot of people who don't or haven't
watched King of the Hill, theysee the Hank Kill character as a guy
who's sort of not angry at theworld, doesn't he misunderstand, doesn't understand

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the world. So he's just like, oh, yeah, that's not for
me. He's sort of angry.But when what we've seen so far,
every episode ends with him going,yeah, I know, I get it.
I'm sorry, you know, andhe sort of he understands and learns.
That's the thing we're so far intothe Simpsons now season seventeen home it
doesn't learn anything anymore. This isthe beginning of King of the Hill.
Hank Hill, he learns from hisway. So he's like, ah,

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I see why you are angry atme. If it's for saying this,
I will be a better person goingforward. And that's all he can ask
for, you know. If someonesomeone does a wrong thing, as long
as they say, look, I'mwrong. I accept the fact that I've
done the wrong thing. I'm goingto try to learn to be a better
person going forward. That's all youcan ask. Yeah, people, invariably
any change they make in their lifeis not going to be a huge one

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eighty degree turn. It's going tobe by degrees. Yeah, move a
few inches forward. The difference maybe sort of imperceptible, but over time
they'll get there. The arc ofthe what is it, the the arc
of human behavior or something these towardsjustice or something along, those people will
inevitably do the right thing. Well, not everyone, but most people.
Most people are trying to do theright thing. Like us, We'll see

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this thing. We're very open hereon this, on this podcast here in
the four figure dis Get network.It's not much that I would keep a
secret. But like I've made nocigret that my dad and my relationship with
my father wasn't that great when Iwas growing up. You know, we
never seem to have much in common. Blah blah blah. My dad had
a bit of a temper, andas day got older, he sort of
learned to sort of control these things. And whilst this no it's not a
higher percent perfect now, I saidNicolay, it's an improvement, you know

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what I mean, Like it's gettingbetter and better. So you can't just
expect someone who has been this wayfor so long to just go with a
finger and just change their ways.As long as you can see that they
are trying to be a better personnow working on it, You've got to
encourage that because if you just go, oh, well, you know you're
still doing this, it's like yeah, but they're not doing that though anymore.
So that's something. So you've gotto keep encouraging that beab So I
just think Hankyill in this episode waswas great the way that he'd learned to

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sort of It's like that scene wherehe let Bobby into the room and just
and sort of talked up Peggy ashe was walking out. I was like,
Oh, what a boss. It'sone. It was one of my
favorite moments of the episode. Arewe going to be let's jump arounto favorite
moments? But No, I thoughtthat that that end scene was lovely on
both counts because I mean, Ithink it was just fantastic that Hank had

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so much faith in his wife andlovely Peggy sort of had courage, you
know, and she was bolstered bythat faith. He was like, right,
yep, I'm gonna do this,and you know, it was really
about to knuckle down, and ithad just a really nice punch line only
into that, which we'll get to. But you're right, I mean,
yeah, all these characters, they'relearning and evolving and some slower than others.

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And it's and doesn't really beat youover the head with it either,
which is something I appreciate. I'mnot sure what sex out is like in
school now, but even when Iwas growing up, because basically when we
I think we did it in likeeight year ninds, I was about at
the same time, and it's it'sa weird thing where it's like I didn't
really understand what you're talking about andyou are. So you've got those a

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couple of people in their class likeyeah, being there, done that,
buddy. And it's always very veryanxious when the topic of sex is brought
up at that ageless like, oham, I supposed to know more than
I do. What's what's the goSo I just thought the way they handled
everyone's response to the sex education ina conservative town was just brilliant. It
was, wasn't it. I Meanit got me thinking about, Oh,

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I guess my thoughts on sexual educationand all that kind of stuff. I
mean, I'm trying to recall ifwe ever did much of that when I
went to school. I mean,I don't really recall it, to be
honest, but my take on itis, at least you should learn the
mechanics, Oh, how how yourparts, your pieces work in relation to

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one another, all that kind ofstuff. Any emotional component I think should
be taught in the home. Nowthat's, of course fraught with difficulty because
everyone's going to have different notions ofall that kind of stuff that I don't
know. It's a it's a it'sa thorny one, isn't it. I
mean, I'm trying to recall ifI never really got my sex education,

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and Homie thought of Luckily, Iwas about to say luckily, I had
four sisters, not that they taughtme anything, but they had a bunch
of Cosmos and Cleo's lying around.So I end up reading a lot of
Cosmo bo this is what women wereinto. Oh that's what that is,
okay, So, and that's howI became the man I am today.
I just said the approach they tookwas great in a sense that both the
parents, Peggy and hankled like,that's supposed to be taught by us,

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that's that's our right now home.And then they gets to the point where
they're going to do it. I'mnot doing it. You do it.
I'm not doing it. You doit. I'm all for sex education home,
Yeah, but you really have tocommit. Yes, So it's either
you want to teach it or youdon't. And if you don't want to
do it, then they're going tolearn at school. And that's what it's
like. Yeah, yea, let'ssign that form. Blah blah blah.
But I just thought it was greatand also to the idea that Hank was

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worried that Peggy's going to be,you know, more sexual now and that's
flustered him. The whole smooth elbowscene I thought was fantastic. Oh yeah,
yeah, they find really fun andinteresting ways to I don't know,
reveal more about these characters, don'tthey. Yeah, But even like Peggy
in that scene, she's anxious aswell because she's like, oh, is

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he going to think less of me? But she's trying to not make it
awkward but being awkward in the process. And I thought it was really cool.
But in the in the end though, Peggy's the one that puts her
foot down and goes she sees theworld around her, all friends at the
baseball game and things like that,and goes, hang on, let's not
turn out the way we've turned out. I'm going to make a change here.
I'm going to do this. I'mthe substitute Teacher of the Year nineteen
ninety six, and I'm going tomake this happen because she's so dedicated to

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her to a craft she is.Yeah, I mean it's hilarious that you
know, these women sitting on thesitting on the bench at the baseball game,
we're talking about Yeah, we alllearned the real words for dinky and
who whooo whatever and what one says, Oh, I just got that book
The Loveliness of Women. It's greatthat Peggy just said, instantly says that
book is worthless. Yes, she'slearning and the fact also too. You

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know what's awesome. They used thecharacter of Luan to help boost Peggy's self
esteems like, no, no,it's okay. She got I think she
said something on the lines to Luan, what is it like to have no
no shame? Yeah, it's great. She's like, I'm I guess I'm
jealous. It's like, it's notthat she's got no shame, it's just
that she's just a normal person.She's just a little more at ease.

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Yeah, there's nothing wrong with talkingabout this topic. Absolutely. My earliest
memory of m I may have evenmentioned this on some other podcast, maybe
there's a sex Said based Simpsons episodeor something, but of sex education was
in grade five, I want tosay, a primary school, and I
remember that they the woman said doyou have any have any questions? And
I don't know why I asked this, but I still remember asking it because

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everyone burst out laughing when I askedit, But I said, what does
it feel like inside? Like insidea woman? I said what does it
feel like inside? And all thekids just started bursting out laughing, and
the woman was just like, no, no, it's a fine question.
She's like, put your finger onyour tongue and pushed down. I was
like yeah, And then when Iwas like, you know a bit older,
I was like, she was right, that's a that's a really good
response from that lady. Well yeah, yeah, and all the kids you

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never asking the question as well.But I don't know why I just come
out now because I've been one ofthese kids who I'm just like, I'm
just gonna ask the question. I'mnever afraid to ask the questions. And
I'm like, I know everyone inthis room wants someone to ask this question.
I'm just gonna be the four guyand I'll just ask you for you
guys, and you might ask me, but deep down you know that you
could say that I asked it.But yeah, so yeah, I thought
that was all great. But thankyou everyone, by the way for tuning

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and everything these days. I'll robthis crap, all right? What were

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your favorite moments from Square Peak?Bobby continues to delight just when he's first
asked if he has any any questionsor concerns about sex. Well, he's
a little worried about being a slut. Peggy's like, yes, okay,
I loved in that moment. Hankusing his back is an excuse not to

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go talk to Bobby gets angry aboutit, but doesn't want to do anything
about it. It's like, ummy back, Peggy, my back,
something like Nick, can you pleaselet the dog out? She's like your
clothes. I'm like, oh,my back, I just sat down.
What else? No wonder Hank iskind of the way he is given his

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dad is just an absolute monster,teaching us some of the facts of life
by you know, going out tothe field and watching a couple of cattle
get it on. Hell of ashow, what are you, grand boy?
It's a good show. Something elsethat's really fun about that though the
zinger at the end is the greatest, isn't it? Oh yeah? But
also just the sort of the softrock that's playing under any time. Yeah,

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Like well, first between the cantsex scene and then later on with
the yeah what's it the pleasure Matticfive hundred or something that we'll get to
that. Yeah, but the dairyum, the dairy farm. Yeah,
yeah, I don't know if it'sa deliberate sort of beavers and butthead shout
out or callback or whatever. Butthat guy who's on the bench next to

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Bobby, the kid, your mom'steaching sex said, we're gonna see your
mom's bobs. Oh, Stuart Duley, he's a major catter on the show.
Yeah, Oh my goodness, show'salbum sort of I'm just going along
as we go along. He becomesthat guy in the show basically all right,
well he's very much got a butteadkind of voice, and he does,
yeah, I'm gonna see you seeyour bobs. So that wouldn't be

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my response. It's some one ofmy some of the kids a score,
we're gonna see you m's bobs.I'll be like fuck no. Yeah,
there's all manner of responses one couldhave to that kind of situation. You
can be like no, or youcould you know, punch someone in the
mouth and subsequently get beating up yourself. I don't know. But also what
we mentioned earlier, just yeah,that final scene near the end where yeah,

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Hank sort of usher's Bobby into theclassroom and you know, shows that
he's you know, just got alot of faith in his wife. I
thought that was really lovely, areally nice moment, and you know,
as I said, Peggy being bolsteredby that and ready to you know,
take on the world and teach thesekids what's what what I liked the zinger
I was talking before one of myfavorite moments at the watching the learning the
facts of life with the cows doingit. But also that's also how you

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taught me about paying taxes. Becausealso the vibrated going off from Peggy's bag
was so great. Just oh Jesus, I thought this was so awesome because
it's one of those gags where,honestly, if you're a kid, you
know, you might think you knowwhat that joke's about, but you don't
when you know when when I washow was I was nine when this came

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out. Nine year old and itdoesn't know what a vibrator is. No,
no, I mean I'm trying toremember how old I was when I
sort of well discovered or figure out, Oh oh that you can get stuff
to do that. Women do that? What, Yeah, that's gonna save

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time. That don't need me atall, go and play video games.
I am a proud ignorant woman,and no one is going to change that.
Now. That is the stupidest thingI ever heard anyone say. All
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of fame of names. M Whatdo you got? What's your first question?
M? I look at a fewquestions. Yes, but here's the
first one. Peg is marking abook report the first time we see her,
and this is gonna be a question. I fucking didn't write it down.

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Who wrote that book report? Itwas John someone, wasn't it John?
Maybe last name started with our thatright? No, damn Jay Brown,
J Brown the initial jay Brown?So J and R my head for
some reason, there we go.You don't remember what mark Jay Brown got
for their book report? Was itjust a B? Or was it a

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be something? I think it wasjust a b, just a b.
Yes. My first question is Peggynever kissed a boy until she was what
age? She was twenty years old? Twenty years old? Yes? How
many stages of arousal are there?According to m According to Lawanne eighteen,
it used to be what twelve fourteenfourteen. Okay, My next one is

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Hank thought the permission slip was forwhat two things? Oh? No,
lost it? Contact football and aring worm test contact football. My final
question to you, what is thename of the low cool newspaper? Oh?

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Shit, I remember reading that.Actually, what is it? It's
the Land Courier, the Aarland Courier. All right, and Hank brings up
once Peggy got tickets to who,he says, oh the kid. You
didn't mind the kids missing out whenhe got tickets to this? Yeah?
Was it Randy? Someone think ofthe band that sang the song? Sing

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or what does it always rain onme? Oh? Randy Travis? Yes,
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this podcast. The original air dateof square Peg was January nineteenth, nineteen
ninety seven. It was written byJoe Stillman and directed by Gary McCarver.
So. The episode kicks off withPeggy in her office marking book reports and
I just love the way she's lookingat her trophy for Inspirations, like,
you know, this is this iswho she is. It's like it defines

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who she is, being this substituteteacher and winning that award clearly means a
lot to it because it gets broughtup a lot throughout the episode. And
you know, Hank, you've gota situation. He's got a sawback because
you won't wear the girdle as heputs it, that she got in for
Christmas. So she goes to getsome icy hot I love just see in
the details of the fact that he'sgot that tan, got the farmer's tan.
Yeah yeah, but then oh,I see, I see o God

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what we call it deepeat here?Yeah? Do you one of the speaking
of Seth education and all things right. Bal. One of the worst things
we ever did at boarding school,and I'm sure this happened on more than
one occasion, was if someone wastaking care of business, taking care of

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themselves, so to speak. Youknow what I mean, Yes, you
know what I mean. I doyou know what I mean? The five
knuckles shuffle great. Occasionally it'd slipa little deep heat into whatever they'd used
to, you know, sort offacilitate the process. That's horrific. I
know it's the worst thing you coulddo this, but we did it.

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It happened. It happened. Butthen Bobby arrives and hold on not in
front of the boy and say boys, thinking that he won't understand what he's
talking about. We did that withElliott because obviously Eliot doesn't understand. But
I'm just like off a jet withthe stay of a jet now because jets,
I can't actually say it, butI'm like, are we going for
a wa l k? Because weactually say the word. He jumps up
and he runs at the front door, and he wagged his town and they

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happened to buddy, not in frontof the dog. Yeah, so no,
we call him. I know whywe call him this, but we
call him Pumba, right, it'shis nickname, Jet, fat Dog Pumba,
right, so Peak sometimes call himPeggy. So now he's become Piggy
Smalls and the notorious pig delightful anyway, good old Jet, we love him.

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Just turned ten recently, so happybirthday to our little man Jet.
Happy birthday, big guy. Well, what are we going to do?
Here's the first thing I'm gonna do. I tell you what. There no
need for Bobby to get all botheredup learning about sex when he can't do
a damn thing about it anyway,at his age and with his features,

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Andy's features and with his features,that so cruel. But he would never
say that in front of Bobby though. No, No, I mean it's
wonderful that he is consistently you know, confounded and kind of furious, you
know, the deep, deep down. It's just you know, absolute love.
Yeah, I mean, yeah,I think he also recognized, like

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well as he commonly is that boyand right, you know, they're just
not on They're not on the samewavelength. And that's why they perfectly encapture
that in the first episode with You'reMy Boy. What he's doing an impersonation
is all I've got. So,you know, they say it's their job

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to do this, it's not thegovernment's. They teach it in their own
home, just them, not thegovernment, teach them at the school.
And even when they're doing that,it's like this awkward discussion. It's like
they're implying you realize that it's goingto be you doing it though, right,
not not me. So Haye triesto handball two peg. Hey I'm
a decent woman. So then usesthe back as an excuse that she goes
to do it and she walks.Did you notice just listening he was watching

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Barney on Money and Friends. Yeah, that was a really big show for
not a huge long amount of time, but like I want to say,
like maybe mid mid nineties too,maybe two thousand and it was like every
Saturday morning Barney was on TV.Like, we all loved Barney. Everyone
loved that big purple dinosaur. He'shaving a bit of a renaissance at the
moment though. Really I've given Barneya makeover for the for the twenty twenties.

(21:11):
Let me gets a little more streamlined, a little more. He see
you, i'd I think you seethere's something about just having a guy in
a big suit. Just it wasthe charm of it to me. Well,
he's there and you can touch Yeah, yeah, you can put your
hands on the big purple felt whenyou're a kid. He felt real because
you're seeing something there. Yeah withthe kids. As you were saying earlier,

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So Bobby's worried about being a slutand Peggy's response, Uh huh,
so so this cha this chat justdoesn't go well. I just love the
you mean a penis and she justleaves. She's like, I'm done.
It is confronting, though, thefirst time you hear your parents say the
word penis or just talk about sexin general. I think giving them talk

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about the fact that they do thedeed, you know what I mean,
it's like, oh, you're notsupposed to do it anymore. You've had
me. That's enough. You hadit one time and that's it. Yeah,
he didn't need to keep doing it. What he died to keep doing
it for? I don't know.I mean, I think it's clear you've
got to have a united approach.You can't or your father's going to come

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in and explain the male perspective toyou. And then I'm going to give
it to you from the female pointof view, so to speak. Their
perspective on the males getting the longend of the deal later in the episode
is so far the double standard.How great was that? We'll get to
it. We'll get to it.But meanwhile, the guys are all outside
and Hanks now wearing his belt.Did you notice that to support his back

(22:41):
he's given it. Yeah, andboom Hower, if you go to Prune
Prude. I love how they usethe tree. Yeah, it's a great
it's m Yeah, just a greatindicator, a great little signpost all the
way through. Bill. You know, he's taught many things in the army.
It's where he learned best sex education. And you want to how to
get a bar girl in the Philippines. And then, of course Dale thinks

(23:03):
it's all one big conspiracy as well. I think they're doing education. They
don't want an army that can standup or something like that. He says.
Yeah, he's fairly prescient about China. It's going to be great when
they do, when they actually havethe reboot, everyone's gonna be like,
down here what he was talking about. It's going to be really interesting.
You're right, just the Dale perspective, the Dale character in general. I

(23:26):
think that's the one. I'm mostlooking forward to Dale's outlook on the COVID
era because they're going to reference itin some way, right, he's got
to He's not going to have theneedle. There's no way. Oh god,
no, no, I mean seeingso much and stuff has happened in
the last five to seven years thatis just so ripe for the King of
the Hill to investigate and poke funat. And how awesome was Brimmer here

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has gone heads up after that tree'salready fallen. Hink. I couldn't get
the words out. Oh you didn'tstand her into man's job, did you?
Ah? Well, you should letBoom Howard teach him what he knows.
Yeah, man, I'll tell youwhat he telling about him, Dango
condom dispension with him. He puta little little bitch centineer and didn't try

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to hit that corner attorney bug onthat thing, and did talking about her
needs. God, no, that'sall right, I guess I'll do it.
My daddy told me the facts oflife when I was Bobby's age,
and I turned out, Okay,hey, what's your crying for? Boy?
That's a good show. This isa damn good show. Yeah,

(24:33):
that's also how he taught me aboutpaying taxes. The visually his poor little
hat crying, it's just so funny, kind of seems like an absolute monster.
Yeah what cry farts dangle show.Hank then takes him to the dairy
farm, just like he's dad andit's the matchmaker five hundred. That's what
it's called. That's right, andyeah, Gracie's overseeing it. Hank starts

(24:55):
doing the talk you know that nicemusic queue in the background. It's gonna
be nice and wholesome. And thenship goes down and he covers Bobby's face
even he's like, yeah, yeah'regonna be seen this ship cuts to them,
cuts to them going through the benchtrying to put the permission slip back
together again. Or I thought itwas a great cut at your reckond Oh
yeah, Hanker is now printing inthe tree, and they also don't worry.

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I've taken care of that sex headwith a phone call. I also
loved too. So once Hank goesinside, he just calls a peg leg,
Hey, peg Leg. I noticedthat as well, which I thought,
Yeah, it's something I really lovedyeah, because the Simpsons they do
that occasionally, Homie and things likethat, but he never really has a
name nickname for Marge, Like there'scertain moments, but just the casual hey
peg leg, because we all havenicknames for our spouses, you know.

(25:40):
I just thought it was very realand sweet. Yeah, and so she
says, the principal says that aright wing maniac called the health teacher with
a death threat. By the way, when we get to those phone calls,
they are so good. You don'tknow who I am, but I
know where you live. Beg,it's Dale, which change a tea off

(26:00):
time? She says, um ah, this as well, there's so much
about this episode that I loved,Hey peg Leg. That was Bobby's principle.
Some right wing maniac just called thehealth teacher with the death thread and
she quit. Oh well, I'msure it was just some harmless nutcase.
Hey on the bright side, sens, there's no one to teach that sex

(26:25):
head. Course, we can putall this ugliness back in the closet.
Oh, no, Hank, theyfound someone. They found the substitute Teacher
of the Year. Uh nineteen ninetyfive, nineteen ninety six. Peggy is
then reading the sex head book,and she's just disgusted with what she says,
isn't she? Oh God, thisis not a book fill This is

(26:48):
not a book filled with flowers.I really would love to have seen inside
some of those books though, especiallythe loveliness of woman if there's just pitches
of flowers. Yes, they missedthat. I'm doing the game. They
do the wide one. But sometimeswhenever you have a poor magazine having it
lifting it up like that, likethe visual of lifting it up vertically,
that's always a great visual. Butbut Luen's also finding her book difficult to

(27:11):
read as well her her hairstyling book. And Peggy mentions the fourteen stages of
arousal lowensas is now eighteen. Howam I going to say these words out
loud in front of a class?Let me see, self exploration is a
perfectly natural exercise throughout pe vessence.What's so hard about that? Luian,
Honey, tell me? What isit like to live without shame of any

(27:33):
kind? Is it a good feeling? Yeah? It is so. Let
me cut to Peggy and she toldme how she learned about getting her period
with her mother. You're gonna geta Monthly Visitors. Mom puts it,
I'm who uncle Joe. I justkept thinking of Hello Joe. I'm just

(27:55):
clare. They didn't go with avery sort of obvious game because there's a
a few gags that refer to awoman's period as aren't flow. Really,
I've never heard that one, butyeah, that's great, so I'm glad
they Yeah, not uncle Joe,aren't flow. I didn't go for the
obvious one, which I'm happy about. Yeah, but she gives her the

(28:15):
loveliness of woman the book, we'veall many different pictures of flowers and Frank
over here as he walks in.That is the inside of a womb,
a woman's womb, not just theword kind of filter you reading, not
just a woman's womb. We don'tget to Bobby and Joseph with Chandler and
Ross Toys. I'm like, thefuck I mean, by the way of

(28:37):
your Friend's fan check out my podcastwith my wife Nikola, the one about
friends. You'd love it. ButI'm like, where do I buy this
for? Nikola? I never sawFriend's action figures anywhere. I can't recall
that of it happening myself. No, no, get on eBay and instantly
find out. By the way,but before we get too far, it's
love. There was a great linewhen you know the whole woman's womb things.

(28:59):
He's got to learn about that.He's only been out of yours for
eleven years. Yes, that's right. So then we the toys, as
were mentioning, and Joseph as wecan shooting with the BBS. Of course
again, I wouldn't need teeth toysanymore. I'll be busy dating whoever wants
to have sex with me. Thething, Bobby's so innocent throughout this whole
episode, isn't he He's not hisapproached to the whole sex thing, obviously

(29:25):
being a kid, It's like soinnocent, but also just so open.
He's like, why are you soembarrassed? Why are we embarrassed by this?
You know, It's like it's justit's just life, you know,
That's how it's how we all shouldlook at it. But anyway, so
yeah, so they're going to destroythe toys, and then we get Hank.
He's still pruning. He's not happyat all. Well so much from
my phone call, what are youtalking about? They found some other deep

(29:47):
freed Harlot to teach that sex edclass. Dale, don't worry, Hank.
I know people who can take careof this woman. If you know
what I mean, that woman ismy wife. I thought Peggy was your
wife. Dale. I think he'ssaying Peggy's the new sex teacher. Dale's
a horrific man at times, isn'the? Oh goodness, all these men,

(30:07):
all these grown men, are justso confused of or scared by,
or just have a fun fundamental misunderstandingor bad attitude towards sex. I mean
even that thing about you know then, I think is a Bill He says
late as like a woman who knowsis the toughest customer. I think Dale
says that one, but Bill doesn'tpplythe same thing though. Yeah. Yeah,

(30:30):
just that fundamental fear you know ofthat some men have of the first
time you sleepers, I was like, Oh, yeah, she's may have
been around the block, have youdone knows things that I don't. Right,
it's not so much that you're scaredof her. It's like you're scared
you're not going to measure up.You're scared of the comparison. Yeah,
And at the end of the day, they're not comparing. We're comparing in

(30:51):
our heads for them. Oh butthat last guy, I was where he
did all there's other wonderful stuff andyou just went like that. Yeah,
it's like, oh Matt, ohno child. But yeah, so I
thought Peggy was your wife. Anawkward silence and it's Bill. I think
Bill says here, she's going tobe introducing some new ideas into the bedroom.

(31:14):
Maye, No, maybe that isDale that says that, but yeah,
because it was it was a greatdelivery because when Johnny is playing Dale,
yeah, you conspiracy theorist's sort ofjust like you hell, but when
he says that, he goes,um, she's going to be and she's
a new idea to the bedroom.Just at the end of the line,
I just thought it's just so smarmy. It's like, yeah, you're in
front now, buddy. I'd loveto deliver that line. But then you

(31:34):
know the woman who knows she's thetoughest customer. And I think maybe it
was Bill that said that, you'reright, and you know they're all they're
all gonna be jealous. And Billmentions that, you know the bar girls
in Philippines, she's gonna know whata bar geirl knows not saying that she's
a bar girl. But that's wherethe Hank gets the complex. He's like,
oh wait a minute. Now,I'm not going to be able to
live up to all these ideas thatthat Peggy now has in her mind.

(31:56):
We captured the baseball and Peggy ischatty with the other mothers and they're saying
all the intellectual hohoie about common decency. You know, it's it's good,
it should be teaching that. They'reall very conservative, and she goes having
my husband would climb on top ofme. I just close my eyes and
think of them pretty flowers. Ohyou poor woman. How wasn't that like,
oh you poor woman. Peggy's nowstarting to see oh wait a minute.

(32:17):
I was once the this. Whywould I want to be this again?
Well, yeah, just a lotof sad and stunted attitudes about sex.
Yeah, it's a shame. Youknow. There's a funny thing happening
down at school. They want meto teach the sex sad stuff to our
kids class. You know. ButI just don't know if I can overcome
the crippling sense of shame that Igot from my mother, who, well

(32:42):
we knew you wouldn't. Yeah,I've been telling people Peggy Hill is not
one of those teachers that puts allthat intellectual hooie above common decency. Well,
sometimes a little intellectual whoie is agood thing. Look, we all
grew up not knowing the real wordsfor your dinky you woo who when we
turned out fun I learned about sexfrom my mother. She gave me that

(33:04):
wonderful book, The Loveliness of Woman. That book is worthless. Well I
got a lot out of it.When my husband would crawl all over me
at night and do his business,well I would just close my eyes and
think of them pretty flowers. Oh, Bonnie, you poor poor woman.
Hey, Bobby, your mom's gonnateach sex it. Yeah, I know,

(33:28):
we're gonna get to see your boobs. So, Bobby europe By,
your dad lost his job, whichis a prick of a kid. It's
like, oh, yeah, it'soff, mate. Did you did you
have anyone like that in school?Just someone that was just objectionable From an

(33:50):
early age you just knew they werea little a little shit, Yeah,
and you just knew. They wokeup and they came to shore and I
was like, how can I upsetas many people as possible, and they
did it because as though hiding behinda mask of I'm upset with how my
life is, so I'm gonna makeothers my life sucks. Let's bring a
word the infection. Yeah, yeah, don't be like, don't be like
stew it. Everybody, don't belike stew it. So Peggy. Then

(34:10):
Young's out. Once Bobby hits theball, don't stop at first base,
go all the way. Then theycall him a little perv, and I'm
like, I know. That's theend end of the episode where I was
just like that felt a little bitforced. I don't feel like everyone would
have yelled at yeah, your littleperv. Hello. You don't know who
I am, but I know whereyou live. And if you teach that

(34:30):
six in class, so help me? Dale? Is that you? Oh
hey, uh? Can I speakwith Peggy? Peggy, it's for you.
It's Dale Yellow Dale. You don'tknow who I am, but I
know where you live. Then Hankis reading the male sex organ books.
He's like, well, she's learning, then I better learn as well,

(34:51):
because I'm gonna have to keep up. I can't keep up. I don't
read this book. That's got thefault, that's got the fault out.
Yeah, it's just his face ashe's reading. It's just like and Peggy
then offers the moisturizer, and Hankpanics, what was it like? What
does he say? It's on somelines of well, your elbow is going
to be that they're gonna need tobe smooth. You never wanted them smooth

(35:12):
before. Now Peggy says that,you know, she she has to do
this. She she's doing this classbecause she's a substitute teacher, and she
took an oath, done it,and she's gonna make it happen. Well,
she has done it. Excuse me. Swearing like that sums up how
conservative they are saying, done it, they have to apologize for it.
I just love her sense of dutythough. I think that's my Yeah,
yeah, I love there's a bitof poking fun that goes on in King

(35:35):
of the Hill, But I think, you know, I think Mike,
Judge and Great Daniels they have genuinerespect and affection for the good values that
the that the Hills have, andeven the other characters have as well.
I think there's an underlying affection there. Certainly. Yeah, it's a it's
a parody, but it's also,yeah, to show sort of in like
I bring into light, these arethe positives of society, and let's let's

(35:58):
try and be more like this.But but yeah, Hank here though,
because he's got his back against thewall, he gets all defensive. Well,
you didn't mind about the kids whenyou got those Randy Travis tickes?
Did you correct me if I'm wrong? I just assumed the song he plays
at the end that was Was thata Randy Travis song? I am not
that familiar with the song book ofRandy Travis that I could tell you,

(36:20):
because that would be the perfect ending, right it would be, wouldn't Yeah,
it would makes sense. Well,I will check throughout this episode as
we're talking. I'll find out foryou because I didn't. I was gonna
look it up and I didn't.So they have their fight and they're sleeping,
goes a far apart of each other, and the bedst possible yank and
the doing a little bit bit ofa yanking of the sheets on the blanket.
Yes. Hank then walks in thenext days peak he's trying to save

(36:42):
Vagina. I love that he walksinto his face palms and walks out again.
It's just like did God Lord havemercy? So then she's reading at
the light with looking montage reading itthe light with at night with the light
on their head, like she's reallydetermined. She's gonna make this happen.
She's gonna do the best darn jobshe could possibly do. Great, it's
like a Rocky training montage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She keeps looking
at a trophy for inspiration because youknow, Danna, she's the substitute Teacher
of the Year nineteen ninety six.Hank unfortunately over prunes the tree. Doesn't

(37:07):
he think? Good? Doctor freyder, I have something to say about that?
What oh no, yes, chopsit down that God just laughed like
crazy? What oh no? Ohno. Peggy is then in the mirror
happy Penis hap Penis, Kathy didJimmy, it was just amazing in this
just so good. And then Idid it. She's so But the thing

(37:29):
is, we laugh at her.But it's a big deal for her to
finally say like she's making steps,you know, as I was saying early
in the episode, people, whatwe might find is not much. It's
a big deal to there is.You gotta encourage her for it, like
I did it. I finally saidPenis J Hey, I just said I
heard you. The whole neighborhood canhear your cussin? It's not cussin,

(37:49):
Hank to say the name of agod given body part, well, it
is if it's a part of thebody that was meant to be concealed by
an undergarment. You're dealing with organsthat people just don't want to know about.
Well, Bobby, I don't knowabout him. We don't want him
growing up as repressed as we did, Sure we do. I'm drawing the
line here, Peggy, my sonis not gonna learn this crazy crap.
It says right here. He can'ttake the class without permission of both his

(38:13):
parents. Now, just hold on, are you saying I am not good
enough to teach my own son.If you do not approve, you do
not have to sign, and Ido not approve. Permission denied. Damn
strapping tape. We come back andPeggy is on their way to school.
She looks at Hank and they don'tsay anything. The tension is still there,

(38:35):
it's building, and says the Bobby, you're coming to work with me
today. This is the first time. By the way, we get to
see Hank Andy Schaul as a groupjob. So she arrives at school and
the vibrator goes off in the bag, which is just so great. I
mean, no sex education class thatI ever did had a vibrator we put.
We did put condoms under banana once. Really. Yeah, you always

(38:57):
hear about people putting a contact lumber. I don't think I ever did that.
I remember one boy, unfortunately askingthat moment the woman pulls these barns
out and he goes, is itsupposed to be that big? And everyone's
like, oh no. But weget the phone call here from mister Hudson

(39:19):
Hanks talking to him at work.I don't recommend putting poor pen in your
party balloons. Well it is agas, yes, but it's in a
liquid state. I recommend it.You might want to blow out the candles
first. So but all this whilethough, whilst that's happening, but we's
just sitting on this chair and justspinning around. As I mentioned in the
pilot episode when they're at the hardwarestore, he's just like banging things with
like there whatever that he was hewas. He was hitting the things on

(39:42):
the shelf with something you can't rememberwhat it was, but oh the mailing
tube. He can't sit still.I'm like, that's what kids are like
when I go to work with theirparents. You can't sit still. They're
just fucking fidgeting and moving around andbecause they're bored. Oh god you yeah,
yeah. I mean I recall loccasionswhen i'd yeah, got to work
with my dad, and you know, there'll be times where it's like,
oh, this is fun. Ican have a look around and do all
this kind of stuff. But thereare others where it's just like to do

(40:04):
here, and I don't know,he part of me realizes, oh,
I'm bored and I want to gosomewhere else and panels like this is dad's
thing, so trying to keep itdown, but then you can't help yourself.
Yeah. I like when Bobby thenfinds calendar, so like this is
the thing. So Hank, he'sgot this stuff at work away from the
family because he you know, privatelyenjoys this stuff. But he's hiding his

(40:28):
shame. He's like, don't lookat that, and hides It's like he's
embarrassed with the fact that he hasthese urges as well. It's like it's
just human mate, you're allowed tohave these calendars up. It reminds me
of going to my um my Dad'smate Brad, like a Wifeline lifelong friend
of Dad's. Brad. He's amechanic, and whenever you go into the
mechanic's toilet there at Braddy's calling Braddy'stoilet, there's always like the calendars with
the girls and the motorbikes and it'sjust like boobs out And I was like,

(40:52):
I'm having feelings I've never felt before. Then you need to go to
the toilet again. Yeah. Itused to become a running gag when I
get to like my like eleven twelveyear old, I go to the toilet
mum and Dad'd be like, don'tyou be in there too long? Bobby?
He still can't sit still. Hetells, Bobby, don't think about
what your mum's doing. Just justdon't worry about it where you know,

(41:13):
just let's just let's just worry aboutwhat I'm doing here. And he asked,
I think, do you have sexanymore? Can't you think of something
pleasant? So then you just askedthe game, which I thought was great.
What do you think she's telling everyone? When now I get Peggy entering
the classroom. She's still nervous.She wants she's going to get this done,
but she's not not too sure aboutit. And Bobby says, well,

(41:36):
look, dad, don't worry aboutit. I'm never gonna have sex.
He's like, no, no,no, not that, Bobby.
But isn't that what you want to? Like, I'm confused, Dad,
you don't want me to learn aboutsex, but you you want me to
have sex? Like, what whatif I how can I have sex if
I learn about it? What's wrongwith you? Doesn't make any sense?
Well, you know, if youwere my daughter, then maybe, but
you're my son. What He's like, well, well what why? Kind
of why is it okay for aboy not a girl. It's quite the

(41:58):
double standard, son. Oh no, okay, we got the lung under
the stick on that one. I'mlike, that is the fucking greatest line.
Looks As a father of a dirtthe daughter, I'm like, I
totally get what Hanks saying here.I just it's like, it's so true.
It's like, you're my son,you can do it. She can't.
You know what dreadful little scumbags boysand men can be. Yeah,

(42:20):
yeah, exactly, Yeah, youremember what you were like. But then
he's like, so, mum's badfor talking about sex, And this is
where Hank realizes what he's been doing. It is like, nope, she
no, she's not wrong for talkingabout sex. You know, she's you
know, she's got a lot ofguts, I'll tell you what. And
it's like, ah, wait aminute, Okay, So he's turning a
corner here, and he's realized thatshe's actually got a lot of guts for
doing what she's doing. And she'sshe's defying even though she's defying Hank because

(42:43):
normally she'd be like Orrey seen whatever. So but you get the idea that
if Hank put his foot down,Peggy would probably go along with it.
But she she's putting her foot downhere because she's not gonna question. She
took an oath as she says,she's gonna keep doing this this class.
And Peggy's trying to store because she'sstill a bit nervous about talking about it
in front of all the kids.That's the thing Hank turned the corner.
Peggy's still working trying. She's like, yeah, call me missus Hill or

(43:08):
Peggy or Peggy Hill, Yes,writing it on the blackboard, just delaying
the inevitable. Okay, today's subject. Just have a seat. I'm sure
your teacher can tell you everything youneed to know. She was a substitute
Teacher of the Year in nineteen ninetysix. I understand, all right,

(43:34):
class, let's do it today.I'm going to teach you sex head.
Just the way he sort of says, she's the substitute teacher of the Year
No. Ninety six, I understand. I'm like, oh, what a
fucking legend. I mean, he'sbeen so conservative the whole episode. He
was being he was being a dickwhen he put his foot down, But
he's learned, and yeah, Ijust thought it was it's just the look
of her face of confidence of oh, I can do this now. Bobby's

(43:54):
here, Hank's given his silver approval, He's he's it's his way of saying
I'm sorry. They're actually saying thewords i'm sorry, because sometimes, like
even like my dad, sometimes youjust know when he's sorry without him actually
saying. And this is like Hank'sway of saying I'm sorry without saying i'm
sorry. And he just leaves leavesher to do her thing. It is.
The other thing I like too,is he didn't stick around to see
what she was going to say.He just trusted her to get the job

(44:15):
done, and he went back towork and he left her there, And
she says, you know, weapproach this for common sense. We could
learn something that will enrich our lives, which is a great message that the
episode gives. You know, ifyou if you approach sex education with common
sense, you were going to learnsomething that's going to be beneficial to you
throughout your teenage years, because ifyou don't learn about this, then you're
gonna be fucked up when when themoment comes. Oh yeah, precisely.

(44:36):
But the more information you have thebetter. Yeah, well, the more
information you have the better, butalso a bit of guidance how to use
at him exactly. Yeah, Iapproach it with common sense, as Peggy
says here. So then she askedfor the permission, slips, everyone leaves.
They apologize to her on the wayout as well, like, sorry,
missus Hill, my parents wouldn't letme. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You know, it's not our fault. And then in the end she

(44:57):
gets what she wanted in the firstplace, just her and her son on
the talk. So it's a it'sa very funny ending followed by a very
you know, gives you a nicewarm feeling, yeah, because you're walking
out the door. They wanted tobe the ones that teach the kid about
sex, just them and their privacy. Their own home might have been the
privacy of their own home, butyou know, it's just one on one.
And then when he says penis,yes, the penis, it's like,

(45:21):
she's just confidence you can just saypenis down. I'm like, it
sounds silly, the fact that herbeing able to say penis is like the
final of the episode. But itworks, isn't it. It's the way
it's all written. It's just perfect. It was like the perfect ending to
this story. So then Peggy arriveshome and we get this great ending as
well, and Hankers, I'm setthe kids for a double feature and I'm
like, oh, double features,aren't that? It is the best?
Ah? Yeah, sending for adouble feature. And then he puts on

(45:45):
a song and I've just looked thisup, mister Davis. It is the
I Won't Need You Anymore by RandyTravis. So he puts on a Randy
Trevor's song, which is just theperfect way to end this. He asked
for a dance, and he commentson her smooth elbows. Even he's got
the confidence now, He's like,oh smooth always Peg. He's dirty talk,
Hank, he'll doing dirty talk.What is this you know? And
he recalls that she likes being dipped, and a little callback to the opening

(46:07):
of the episod where he's got asaw back. But you know, as
long as they're down there and they'regoing to do the dirty on the floor,
and of course you gotta end witha laugh, so Dale, cause
you don't know who I am.But then afterwards, by the way,
Hank t has been changed to threePM, So yeah, what this is
better than this is better than thepilot I think it was. It's almost

(46:28):
like Mike, Judge and Green Dentalsknow what they're doing. What if they
had anything I wondered doing anything before. They haven't experienced this kind of thing
before. I don't know. No, they they orchestrated everything so well,
the warmth of humor, you know, the callbacks, the shout out,
oh yeah, it all worked sowell, so well, you know,

(46:50):
it's a really good episode to betwo episodes in and already feel like you
just know these people well, theyhave such substance to them already. I
think it's just incredible. I didnot, honestly, I didn't expect the
show to be so good so fast. It's just yeah, it's amazing.
Bills, bills, bills, Whydo we keep getting bills? Mail?
All right? We've got some mailbagquestions here. First one's here from King

(47:14):
of the Hillmailbag at gmail dot com. So if we want to get in
contact with us, guys, wewould love to hear from each and every
one of you. So King ofthe Hillmailbag at gmail dot com, make
it your mission this week in thesttwo weeks to send us in whether it
be a question, just the message, we'd love to hear from you.
This one's from Jordan Dafter. Hesays, hey, guys, I found
your pod through the Fourth Finger DiscountFacebook page and I'm already hooked. Being

(47:36):
from Sydney, it's great hearing Aussieperspectives of the show. Here's a question
for your square peg review. What'ssomething, if any you remember feeling awkward
about in sex sex Ed Class.Cheers again for starting a new show.
I've promised I'll become a patron soonas I really want you to start that
Bob's Burgers podcast. Cool alrighty,so yeah, thank you Jordan for that
question. So yeah, what's themost awkward thing that you remember or do

(48:00):
you remember feeling awkward in sex Aclass? I remember the feeling awkward when
I felt awkward for the teacher actors. So we had like a had a
health teacher. It was a dude, I remember what his name was,
mister mister A was his name,last name was A. And he had
like a younger like a teacher who'slearning sort of like it. She was
shadowing basically, and she was takingthe class, and I remember she said

(48:21):
that, um, you should alwaysuse a condom because the pull out method
doesn't always work because guys can't controlthemselves, right, And we are just
like okay, cool, fair enough, guys can't control somelf And then he
had to then cut in and say, no, actually, it's because this
thing called pre ejaculation, which islike a little bit they can come out,
which can cause the want to fallpregnant. And I remember everyone in
the room was just like, oh, she fucked up. We all felt

(48:45):
we all felt bad for her becausehe was just like no, no,
no, no, stop, thisis why, and everyone's like, oh
shit, I feel like no more. But every when she said it's like
guys can't control themselves, everyone's likeand because everyone's like all the guys are
like cheers, right, we can'tYeah, we can't help it. Yeah.

(49:05):
But yeah, I'm awkward, thoughnot really. I think I've never
been wanted to really feel awkward aboutanything else. I said at started this
podcast. I'm pretty open person.I'm not I'm not embarrassed by anything.
You asked me a question, I'mgoing to answer it. You know.
I sometimes it's a detriment because sometimesI take that approach to other people and
I forget that some people aren't thatway, and I am. Sometimes I
feel like I'm being too forthcoming,but I'm like, ah, you know,

(49:29):
nothing's a secret to me. ButI don't know what about you.
Do you remember feeling awkward at allsex AD class? Um, not in
sex AD classes as such. ButI do recall pop feelings during sex all
the time. Yes, when amI not? Um? I do recall
a night or two before I wentoff to boarding school for the first time,

(49:49):
you know, I was a youngteenager, so and I'm you know,
the folks probably knew that. Iwas like, what's he doing?
Why is he in the shower forhalf an hour? All that kind of
business. I think I've talked aboutthis well have my dad, who's you
know, a very good, garioushello, but you know, not necessarily
open about feelings and emotions and allthat kind of stuff. I think he
got the word up from mum.You know, it's like, talk to

(50:10):
you something about sex. You've mentionedthis on the Fourthink of discap podcast.
I remember, yeah, and hearingmy dad actually say penis, I'm like,
okay, can I go back towatching this TV show? Now?
I got it? I got adad. You're not to talk about this
ever again. Deep heat in thecream just you know, lighten the mood

(50:34):
by putting a bit of deep heatingsomeone's as Thanks Bobby. This one here
comes from just, says Caitlin.Um, so I think this one's just
a message. Actually it's not actuallya question, Caitlin says, as he's
hosting a King of the Hill podcast. Yes, please, First of all,
your accents rule. Secondly, thispodcast rules. I've been a listener
of your South Park podcast and nowI get to have more of you in

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my ears each week. Now Irealize this has turned into me being just
a crazy fan, but I justwanted to message you and say I appreciate
everything you're doing with this show.Keep up the awesome work. Well,
thank you Carlton for the message.You're very welcome. Carlin the end,
I shouldn't say where she's from,but obviously not Australia because she loves her
accent, loves our alls, theaccents. How's your accents? Mate?
Well, thank you? Carlin messagesus like that. We'd love to hear
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All right, So there's questions herefrom our patrons. So Pat Wright
says, who do you think wouldbe more qualified to teach sex ed?
Between you or I, mister Davis, I'd say you. I think me
mainly because I don't know, Well, like you said, you never really
had the sex aid class. You'venever really had experience with a sex aid
class in any way. Plus I'vegot the little kiddies, so I'm like,

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I'd take the approach of how wouldI want my kids to learn?
I think about that hypothetically, Ihave no kids on my own. All
the listeners are your children, misterDavis. That's great, you poor things,
you poor abused children. But youknow, I think hypothetic is like,
well, if I'd had kids,how would I want them to learn
about sex? And you know,how would I how would I teach them?
You know what sort of information wouldI provide? And but you know

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that's all hypothetical, that's all inmy head, whereas you know, you'll
live in it, man, andyou will be living it. So I'm
gonna I'm gonna handle this one overto mister Dando. I'm pretty sure he'll
be able to handle it well andall your sexual education needs will be met
and then some Jonathan Rossie asked aboutmost awkward sex sad days. We've already
answered that one, but he saysthe example for him his friend asked a

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question about men's eruptions, and theyall bust about laughing. That kind of
bad. But back in the seventhgrade, he thinks he's about twelve years
old, hearing someone say eruptions wasjust hysterical. Adam Woolhouse says, describe
your male sex organ with a movietitle. The little rascals, the green
mile. I supposed to Prince Harrywith his blue penis. Yes, mine

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would be wow wow. The thinred line so says how whole? How
old were you when you receive sexeducation, be it from your parents or
school? And how well do youthink it holds up? Forgive me if
I've told this before. We tookhome letters pink for girls, blue for

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boys because stay Australia in the twothousands to show our parents. Mum was
a nurse, saw the slip andsaid right. She sat me down and
told me basically everything I need toknow up until the day I die.
I sat and stunned silence while shethen got ready for her night shift.
We lost her a couple of yearslater to cancer. So when the time
came from my sister to learn thefacts of life, I sat her down
and said right. And so shesaid right and repeated everything that my mum

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had told me. I didn't appreciateit at the time, but being told
the right information and names put usahead of lots of our peers. And
I'll always be very thankful for mymum for that. Isn't that a lovely
story? Good on your m's mum, Yes, and M and M myself
continuing the addition, that's great.Yeah, that's great. And that is
it for our mail bag for squarePeg. Thank you so much guys for

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now, this is our King ofthe Hill podcast. Speaking of the Hill,
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listen out for that one in yourfeeds in a couple of weeks, guys,
But this has been square pe misterDavis, any final words for those
amazing listeners out there. Well,unlike Bobby Hill, I am not at

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all worried about being a slut.