December 30, 2024 • 48 mins
The gang looks around for gifts to bring to the party.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence in combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic is spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience, and podcasts named by a three by
(00:28):
your host kick Acidron, and you untied the strings to
the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right, So you guys are at the market forte
Asterid and renderll. You guys are looking for something spectacular
or special to bring to this party that represents either
a shared history or part of your own history. Deliverance
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has kind of wandered off, and you don't see where
she went to.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Uh, well, at least she's not a shape shifter.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We know of.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, she is a she's a rogue. She can
probably sure pretty well. And then, out of the corner
of your eye, a dwarf you don't quite recognize approaches.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm slightly paranoid because, like we've we're making like plans
that could get us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
All right, So this dwarf kind of approaches very confidently
towards you, and they he comes up to you.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Hey, hey, guys, it's me.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh thank oh god, thank god, yes god, I thought
we weren't dead.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I you know, recon type stuff. I just trying to
find out some stuff. Turns out totally failed at that,
but it was nice, kind of feeling like one of
the common people from out there.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Nice or the common you know, yeah, the people.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
That's good. You gotta lay of land, that's good land.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah I did, I did, but I kind of missed
you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I think I think, you know, I'm done with
all that. Let's uh team back up and do this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, so do you need clothes? So you noticed that
we were we were wondering about that.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind it.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Like culturally, nobody's really said much about it, but uh
yeah it couldn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, Like we're going to a sore a to uh
do some recon and uh are you going as yourself?
For you're going as Duwambra? Should we should we get
your dwarf sized clothes? Should we get you?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I think if we're doing recon, let's I'm gonna stay
as Dwambra. So yeah, any anything you guys think will
be like cute on me and will fit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh we get to play dress up?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh my god, we have to. I have to introduce
you to the designer that we used. Jenore was amazing.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
I loved her.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
We also need to find gifts.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Yeah, I got my mind, all right, Yeah, sounds good
to me.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's right. I bought like five bottles of that. I
think like one for a gift in the rest for us.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
That'll be a fun night.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh yeah, are you.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Hold on the Okay, I was just gonna say, are
you sure you didn't buy four bottles.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Umbrasas while rolling at fourteen? First sleight of hand? Mm hmm?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Can I can I roll perception to see if I
noticed him doing this?
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You give me that back right now, buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah no, I was just counting, just seeing because I
only saw four. But you're right, there's five here, there's five.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
No, it's cool. We're gonna to have some. You don't
have to get one.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
But it's more fun when you earn it, all right?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Say so?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh no, I met at your wave, Like, what do
you earn if I taken it?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, exact?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
You understand what is learning? Oh? I said? You're flirting.
I'm like, weird, weird choice, that's just flirting.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Just finally, this far in so s flirting with them? Browful?
All right, yeah yeah, it looks like all five are here,
so that's that's we're.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Good to go.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah yeah, awesome, good glad. I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm trying to help.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Al Right, So you guys head back to oh ship,
what was the gemstone garb?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yes, and Gemstone garb and uh yeah, one of the
same fashionable dwarves who helped you guys out approaches.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Oh, you brought a friend.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
He needs to be decked out for the same sware
that we are headed to.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Oh, well he's going to be He's gonna be a
lot easier.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No offense, none taken.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
They could probably buy right off the rack. It's just
gonna be w what are we What are we thinking?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
I definitely can buy right off the rack because anything
will fit literally anything.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I can just make that work. Hm hmmm. So I
want to look.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Nice but not conspicuous, Like I don't want the most
garish thing you have.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just kind of want to look like I fit it.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Okay, Okay, we'll color what color do you think would go?
Thinking like yellows, we're thinking, I mean like browns, we're thinking,
we're thinking black.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Like everything everyone else is going to be wearing yellow.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Mh no, people, it's it's you know, it's a high
fashion event. People wear a protch of different things.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Okay, yeah, yes, something in a nice black would be great.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Oh that's great, that's great.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, just my skin town and like all this like
it just it works, trust me, No.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Like I get I get you, I got you here.
We've got this this nice heavy black tunic made out
of wool. It's great for like a formal you friends
are saying it going to a formal event, right.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yes, yeah, how yeah, I'm worried about like breatheability is
this this is?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Oh it's surprisingly it's surprisingly breathe like it's yeah, it's
surprisingly breathable. It's yeah, it's it's very surprisingly.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Just you okay, okay, And I do really write to
much about that gold accents on it.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Oh yeah, there's gold. And you know, our specialty here,
our specialty here at the Drumstone is that if you'd like,
we can sort of sew in certain gemstones for fashion
or some minor radical properties if you'd like them.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Okay, I'm interested in that. Guys, do we have any
Do I have any gemstones I should get sown into this?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
We got I know, me and Deliverance Scott. I think onyxens,
a little sapphire, a little little fires.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I bet yours ruby would look amazing.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so so some rubies. Here's some ruby. Yeah,
I would love these son into it. Also. I just
remembered I am going to get this.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah, I am going to be wearing this cape. I
just need this whole outfit to kind of let me.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Let me take a look at that cape.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, what do you think? Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Very fashionable? Are those question? Are those tears natural or deliberate?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Those are?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
It was a choice I made during, you know, my
younger years. I thought it would look good. I'm not
sold on it now, but I.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Think I'm just I'm happy to leave it as is.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
You could get itself like gold bread or something and
make it your.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
Yeah, we could. We could kind of like kind of
kind of pieces of repairs, but make it look a
little bit more flashy at the bottom of there or
something is looks like, oh, did you get stabbed in this?
Through the because there's there's a couple of tears.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
In the middle of here.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Did I get stabbed in this?
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Uh no no, so it's just worn out yep stick
that okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
But yeah, so yeah, as long as it you know,
usually the cape kind of ties everything together.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
So as long as we can make it all work.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
The gold thread, the gold accents on this this fine.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yes, here I think some black and gold. Yeah, this
black Tunic Korea. As far as your over jacket, would
you like would you also like to have like a
black over jacket or.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh do you think that would look good? Let's try
it on here? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Okay, yeah, that looks great, you guys.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean that's great.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Yeah, so the fits this nice jacket here and you
can see you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Can see on the jacket that uh going like down
like where the jacket would come and meet. You've got
gold inlaid in there, and there's there's a couple of
like it's all like a criss cross type of design.
The sides are just lined with gold. Like you look,
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this looks good.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Yeah. This is I think, like we said right off
the rack, this is perfect.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
This is the natziest you've ever looked.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, you look amazing man.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Thanks guys, I needed that all right.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
So we've.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
So we've got you with the clapping rock overcoat. We've
got your tunic, should get your belt and feel about
what are we thinking for belts? Are we thinking it's
like a nice little strip or are we thinking a
little bit more flashy? What are you are you looking at?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yeah, something a little bit more flashy. I think I
would like to use it as kind of an accent
piece here. Sure, yeah, definitely not anything in black, I
would say, yeah, I would say studded for sure, if
you have one with kind of metal studs, like I
know you guys like to wear down here.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah excuse yeah, well aren't you from around here?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
You're hill?
Speaker 9 (12:42):
Is the fashion right, It's okay, So the fashion is
just a little different from where you're at.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Similar.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
But yeah, maybe something in like a gold, like something
shiny a gold, a yellow.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Yeah, we've got that. So we've got the If we've
got your black tunic, we fetch your clapping rock type
coat with all the design, and then you want just
to studded belt with gold studs.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
That would be perfect.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, definitely did that.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Yeah, we gotcha.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
As far as trousers go, already looking, how are we
looking for trousers? Our pants? Sorry, we're looking for like
like a straight trouser type pant like this, just a
straight leg are you're looking from all? Like breeches a
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little bit more baggy, a little bit more room, but
you kind of you.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Know, it's been a while since I've been, uh been
around here at least in the fashion world, like what's
this season hot book?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
As far as trousers, is it more baggy?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
So so we have trousers that are sort of just straight,
a little bit more formal, but more or less and
normal pants, uh, And then we have breeches, which are, uh,
they're baggy, and they're made to be bound like around
the calf, so it's baggy up on the top and
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then you have like a wrapping or something holding it
in place, pulling up your calf to help you wolve around.
You've been a lot of extra room in there.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, yeah, I think let's let's do that.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
You own breeches, okay, yes, also.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Block I mean yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, you'll get you there.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
All right.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
And then as far as the as far as the
wrap goes to hold your breeches kind of together, what
were you thinking for that? We? Yeah, we do.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
We have this.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
We have this new kind of fashion thing from the
humans on the surface. They have these things called the socks.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
We're just try those.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
So these go instead of like wrapping around your leg,
but actually go over your foot and then pull up
pot to your calf to hold your breaches. Do hold
your breaches in place.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
M that's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Okay, you know what if yeah, let's try that. Let's
try that.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yeah, okay, very fashionable, sir, very fashionable. So we're going
to have we're gonna have from the top to the bottom.
You're gonna have your your black tunic, you're gonna have
your black overcoat. Uh, and then we've got your black breeches.
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There's a black studded belt that's kind of holding your
tunic and everything together.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And then.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
What the typical sock is. It's tall, it's about calflink,
and it's it's took these nice fashionable stripes kind of
on the top like in a ring. And then in
the fabric you can see little stretch going down, but
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they're only noticeable if you look. Are you interested in those?
Or would you like a different colored?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Saf?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I mean no, that sounds perfect. Whatever you recommend, Yeah,
that sounds perfect.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
No, that's that's perfect. So so these are these socks
are created by a man named Jim. So they're called
Jim socks.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay, Jim socks, got them?
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Yeah, very fashionable, sir, very fashionable.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
They do smell a little bit, I'm somewhat so.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
So these are these are sample ones, would of course
all rand new ones?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Of course, of course I would expect nothing.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
You know, we've had for the festival coming up, we've
had men ne dwarf come in trying out these new socks.
Well we can't, we can't. You can't really afford the
We couldn't really afford to be opening up a new
pair every time somebody's supposed to try them on to.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
See if they like them.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah, sure, right, I understand you have, you know, operating
costs and yeah, yeah I get it. Yeah, well I'm
gonna do my best to forget that smell, but I
will take a new.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Pair of these.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Of course.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Of course you have a spell.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
That's just preventative athletes foot Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
All right, so Twumbra or no, you're not twumber right now.
You're just a different dwarf, aren't you. Yeah, yeah, you
never changed back to the dwarf that they recognize. You're
just a dwarf they don't recognize anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
So nude dwarf that we recognize, now.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Nude comes out and he is just fully decked out
and like a black fuck Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, damn son, damn.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
He's got the clapping rock he's got Yeah, he's just
looking good. He's got the cape on. You didn't decide though,
with the cape that you wanted. You decided you didn't
want the the upgrades. You just wanted to keep it
as is, right.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh wait, no, I did want the gold stitching.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
You didn't want the gold stitching.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
That's not too long of an alteration, No.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, So they'll just have you leave that there overnight
and you can pick it up in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
We're picking up our stuff the next day too, though.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okay, okay, yeah, we're special. I am particular, am a special.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All of everybody else in the group had to get
like special clothing made because none of them are dwarfs.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm just really jealous of the sucks man. They don't
make them for raptor feet. Yeah, this literally.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Business idea though, when slash, If we get back to
strict saves s, Sir, start making those socks reinforce at
the toe.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Oh there you go, raptor socks.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I love that I can make socks with individual toes
from my feet.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Now that sounds crazy.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
That that's that does sound crazy?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Who would do that? What sort of a Mickey Mouse
world would take that?
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Let's not be crazy. Come on now, my dragon born friends.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That is foolish, My sorcerer friends.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Oh goodness, Yeah, you looks nazzy as hell.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
If you can, you can pick up any more at
this party if you wanted to, you think, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Play your cards right, you might pick up one of us.
Who knows. Hey, I'm just trying to like make him
feel good.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
You this ship. Sorry, yes, I guess up your friends always.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Oh lord, I still need to find a gift for
the host family, and I m m hmm.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
We need to do.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
What Well, we've got four bottles of wine.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
We could give them.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
One of those.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I don't know, I don't know. We're giving them one
of the bottles.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Okay, okay, yeah, so there'll be three left.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, m so we have that, we have a quill
from deliverance and for from her thing. I think asked,
is there it's gonna sound wild. Is there a place
to buy bones? I'm sorry, what like supplies? Like really
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like there's like just.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Like like just just a bone. Guy.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I did like downtown.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I did see the Boneyard mail review, but I don't
think it's the same.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Oh. I think we'll definitely go there later.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's gonna be different.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Probably I want to find as a cleric of the
raven queen as well. I want to find a raven skull, okay,
somewhere like that, you know, relig like you know, like
a religious a religious store in this world would carry
things like an insane amount of incense and weird bones.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Maybe maybe.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
I don't know if you would find one, okay, fair
in in in the Stratton or in Stonehelm, I guess,
depending on what you're calling it. Uh, but yeah, uh,
they don't get a lot of birds down here.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Is there anyone that's like a the word most rotten?
Is there?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Like a stone carver, like a gem carb somebody that
I could bring. I could get something like of me
a stone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh of course, yeah, I mean this is this is
like it's it's a dwarven city. Of course there's gonna
be stone carvers and all right, partisans and stuff.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I would love to go find a stone carver that
has that like specializes in animals or like it.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Can be a little better than trinket.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Like I don't want like beachsides, you know, souvenir stand level,
but a little nicer, nothing, nothing kitchy exactly. I would
love to get a a raven skull, and like he
has the kind of the unicorn theme. So I'm wondering
if I can kind of get like a hybrid.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Of the two, like a raven corn.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
A raven corn. Yes, it's exactly what I'm trying to make.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
A raven a raven skull with a single horn coming
out of the top.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Yes, I would like to make two of those.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Everyone is going to be a gift would to raven corns.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I was like two raven corns, one for Astor to
have and one.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
God to combine.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
My God, somehow we're the best adventurers.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay uh okay, Dolly, make me.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
You said this was possible?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
No, I mean it. Yeah, I mean there's taxidermists in
the real world who have made jackalope taxidermy. So you know,
a raven corn.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Okay, I'll get one out of like a nice granite
for the gift. And then if there's like an amethyst
for mine, I would like.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
To have them car mine out of ammethest to match
the ones I already have.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
All Right, so you do find and just in the
market there is a like a specialty uh rock gem worker,
and you can you can go up to her. Her
name is hard to pronounce. Let's see her name is.
(25:25):
It's gonna be It's just fuck it, It's just Gretel. Gretel,
got it, Gretel the Dwarf. Ye don't care. I keep
clicking these, this name generator thing and it's like I
don't want to use any of these. Happened, yeah, uh
so Gretel. Yeah, So you find Gretel's Great Gretel's Great
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gemstone Artistry thing, great great Gretel's Great Gretel's Gemstone Artists straight,
great Grittle's Jealtone.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So great Southern Gun and Knight sure is shooting I'll
probably see you there.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So you go to you go to Grittle's Great Grittle's
Great Gemstones, Griddle's Great Gems all geez yep. Copyright can't
be used anywhere else, especially by people and who were
who inspired one of the bad guys in this video.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Game original character. Do not steal.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Original name triple G nobody, don't don't google it, don't
look it up. Definitely keep your safe search on.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
This stops getting weirder by the second.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, no, no, oh right, I have to.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Go explain the concept of a rave record, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
So so you walk in there and you see a
bunch of like like gemstone. Some of them are cut
up to look like like little heart shapes. Ah, but
they're not like the heart like that you that you
know from like Valentine's Day. They're actually made to look
like like proper hearts with like the with all the
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things coming out of them.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You know what I dare say? These gemstones are righteous.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
That is accurate. That is super cool. If anybody can
make me a rave of corn, it's gonna be this gretel.
I can feel it. Hell.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Hello, Hi, do you do custom commissions by any chance?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (27:58):
Yes, of course I did customs, what are we thinking?
Speaker 7 (28:05):
So little weird?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
But I was you don't have a lot of birds
down here, and I was looking for like a like
a raven skull. So I was wondering if you could
carve me a raven skull, well two of them actually,
and then put a unicorn horn.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
On the skull of both of them.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Okay, just like I can. I've seen birds before. I
think I could do that.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
We'll definitely seeing birds before.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Inside check, let's she see birds before?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Go ahead? Eighteen eighteen. Yeah, Gretel is. Gretel is old,
and you get the sense that she is well traveled.
She has certainly seen birds before.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Okay, because I was a little suspicious how intensely she
was reassuring.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
Mean, she's seen a bird before.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
What does you guys say? I got drawings?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, I was wondering, could just one in like a
simple agate, just like a nice sort of like gradient
color whatever you think would look best of just the
skull and with a unicorn horn.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Okay, And for the unicorn lord, do you want it
to be the same type of stone, like, so I
all climb from one stone or do you want like
a different I.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
So I'm going to commission two of these, and what
if you first one whatever, if you can get I know,
certain aggots have different banding on it. If you could
get one that the banding of the one piece of
stone changed to like the more natural different color, like
go from maybe the green of the agate up intil
the brown banded in the horn, that would be cool.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
If that's doable and.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
We can try to do that.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
You should do one that looks like your glitters sparkles.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Oh, that's a great idea. So actually, do you have
something that's like a I'm trying to think of, like
maybe like what type of stone?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I guess I do this one for mine?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Do you have like a we could do the skull
and like an onyx and then fades up to uh,
like a gold sandstone that has that kind of sparkle.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
So you want me to just part of Like so
in order for this to work, I would have to
take like the audix and make like one section, yeah,
and then get like whatever the next stone is like
perfectly audit and kind of have to be like layered.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, if you could, Yeah, if we could just do
the sandstone of the horn, so you don't.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Have to do like perfectly, okay, seamless.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I don't okay.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
So it's so like audis like an addix skull on
a sandstone.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
That that's a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, Like I just do like a little candtrip in
my hand, and you can see this, like what cantrips
do I have that's not gonna murder this one by accident?
Oh yeah, I just do like my little guidance cantrip
and you just see the gold and black sparkles of
my magic. And I kind of just just this something
that can make those colors happen.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
And I would love actually two of these. One is
going to be a gift and one to.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Make Oh yeah, yeah, I could do something like that.
Yeah yeah. Just so so it's been it's been a
few years since I've been to the surface at Cinderbird.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
Do you have.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
An image or anything of a raven?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
You are in luck, ma'am. I Rander pulls out what
his notebooks because he's constantly drawing things, flips through his
name as natural history. When he just takes a page
out with a picture of a raven and he actually
has like some diagrams of light the skeletal structure and stuff.
It's like, here you go, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Oh, well, this will be perfect. Thee so much.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
You are welcome. This is why I draw everything.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
They look They look a lot like we used to
have crows try to steal our foot.
Speaker 10 (32:09):
All the time.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Very similar.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
These look similar. Okay, but we love a longer beak?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Is that?
Speaker 10 (32:18):
And perhaps larger m okay? Okay?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Nice if one could be just like pendit size and
the other one like apple or like fit them well,
not from my fists are different than yours, like apple size.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Okay, because I'm gonna.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Make one my more spiritual focus to combine my two goods.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Okay, So we've got two raven core sculptures, one about
the size of an apple and the other one the
size of the pendant. Okay, we can do that. Deity,
do you have a dead side for I.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Don't know how long this. I mean, you've been doing
this for so long. I don't really know how the
timelines work. But we are going to a party and
one of them is a gift. And every tomorrow night,
will you be able to Oh? Is that too soon?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
You know what I got this?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
She just pushes everything off of her desk and tells
everybody to get the hell out of her store.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
She's so inspired by the ravecorn.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Holy tip, now before I start this, you do have
coin correct.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Absolutely perfect price. We can pay something up proNT if
we need to or whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Then she goes to her like window. She turns her
little sign over to say that I'm closed. Oh my god,
and she just kind of shows you away all right,
back up, Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Thank you the ravecorn.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
It's gonna be the next big thing out here, I
guarantee after they see.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
What she can do with it. Mm hmm, get we're man.
Her customers kind of go through the roof after this.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Can't wait, can't wait to brag about her ravencorn. Where
proudly with our new fancy garb.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
Yeah, well not my errand I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I've I've been just seeing all the good stone work
and mineral work down here. I've been tempted to just
make a reproduction of the Apple of an Heiress and
take it back to the monastery. But I'm not gonna
do that.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Making an offering, it doesn't have to be like pretending
it was the you know, the real apple.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, but I'm on a quest and I feel like
that be cheating.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Wait, you didn't tell us about this? You're going a
questify an apple?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
It's yeah, but you know, it's one of those things
where I have no idea where to start, so I'm
just kind of trusting to fate to help me.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Do you've told us of it before?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
That encounter with a with an eros?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Either was an apple involved in there? I didn't know
you were currently searching for it.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, it's it's one of those things where I feel like,
if I stick with you guys, I'll find it no fair.
Have you checked I like the odds?
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Have you checked Fourte's baskets? We leave a lot of
shipp in there. It might already be here.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
I did when I was making the potato basket.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Good job, all right, So you guys are shoot out
of Grettel's Jim Rettel's Great Gems.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And the.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Only triple G in the universe. Don't look it up.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Definitely nothing that was named for a guy that's inspired
one of our bad guys that you guys have just
conveniently forgot about for the last however long.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Certainly not.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Oh man, we really got to get back to school
and deal with a couple of things, don't we.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, I forget how to do?
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Man?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I need to get back to school.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
We're on independent study.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's fine, all right, Say you guys head out. Did
you have somewhere else you wanted to head to do?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Umber needs a gift.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Umber does need a gift.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I do need a gift, preferably not a pack of Marborough's.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
What feels right for you?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Man? So wait.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I don't know. I hate giving stuff away.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Well, here's a question. All right, So you're a shape shifter.
That's not a question, I know, But what would what
sort of gift would represent a shape shifter? You're changing forms?
What kind of thing could we think of that would
kind of pit that?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
A mood ring?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
It changes color.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'll go buy some cracker Jack.
Speaker 12 (37:22):
Buy some Okay, I'm into the moon mood mood ring
idea or the moon idea.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Maybe like that works?
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Or is there some sort of toy that turns from
a cart into a like an android, not an android,
al like a cart to a golm?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
I don't think so, Okay, some kind of form transfer. No,
I do have this dough that you play with, this
dough play is.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
What I call it. I don't know if they've seen
the likes of it down here.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I mean she didn't, hadn't seen, but only the old
person that's seen a bird.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
So dope plays like, yeah, mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, it might cause a revolutions, not the kind we're
trying to cause, but.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Kind of nothing that looks like Plato has ever used
in warfare.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
No, it's certainly not anything called mirthite.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
We're inventing so many things in.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Roadblocks and roadblocks oh Minecraft.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
In Minecraft, yes, so yeah, the mood ring seems Actually
that's not a bad idea. What we found, like a
ring with like a polychromatic stone, yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Or something we can put Yeah, yeah, that's probably very
fine to pull down here, probably more so than do play.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
I like dope play.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I keep thinking you're talking about yogurt.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yo play with this dope play.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
God?
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Yeah all right, okay, oh wait, oh shit, I forgot
I had a little extra doughplay on me here in
my pocket.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
I think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
I'm gonna go ahead and make it into me.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
I'm gonna make one that looks like me and then
show it to them and be like, hey, and you
can make this look like you or anything.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Oh yeah, they'll make them like a little dope play
sculpture so they can always remember you.
Speaker 7 (39:53):
Or they can smash it and make it a new thing.
I like it.
Speaker 8 (39:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
If they get mad at me, or if it dries
out in your pocket.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh man, they might want to retreate it. They can
make it like a really big fun factory, a doe
play fun factory that will be amazing.
Speaker 7 (40:14):
Nobody would be tempted to bite it.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
No, not at all.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
M m.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, I think I'm going with that, all right.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
I like it? Should we all right? So I guess.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
So for gifts, we have a very nice bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Mhmm.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
We have a custom made raven.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Corn, a beautiful writing set.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
A beautiful writing set, and okay, sorry, remember I got
at the same place where we got the clothes. At
the custom clothes, I got a pendant similar Forte. I
got that pendant. So yeah, it's like, very nice bottle
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of wine, incredibly significant thing, a very nice stationary set
representing a lot of her history and Plato.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
How much entertainment they're going to get out of all
those things probably the most out of mine, honestly.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Oh, they can copy print out of books with it.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
They can do all kinds of.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Oh wait, that's the putty that is silly, my bad.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yes, the amusing the amusing taffy. I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yes, the music tappy amusing taffy.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yes, m.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
I mean I think it's I think it's solid. If anything,
we could just give them the dough of play and
that that would be enough.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Keep the rest, keep the other two miles.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
We are gonna have him go first, though.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
It's probably a good gulf.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Okay, Okay, just make sure your your sculpture is like
really interesting.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
I mean, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
They're gonna be so caught up in this look that
I have going on that they're hardly going to pay
attention to that.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
But steal. I mean, yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Just picture an umber walking up. Yo, here's some goop
from my pocket, but it's.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Like hold it out of my pocket this time.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Okay, you don't want to ruin those very nice pockets
on that dope trip that he's got.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Gun. That's really true.
Speaker 13 (42:50):
These are lined with gold, amazing, So what else do
we need to do before tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Do we actually have a plan.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
We have a plan and it's in process.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
You even have more than just concepts of a plan,
you have like an actual legitimate plan.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, damn. I I mean I feel like we're better
than some world leaders right now.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
I feel like we definitely need to get some class
credit for making a plan in general doesn't even have
to work.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, I think that should be count toward our final
I'm gonna text.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Jase right now, Chase from state farm.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Chase.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Strict state in straight state farm.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
Oh, God help us, there's no hope, no not be
kind of.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Well, since we had nothing but potatoes last night, how
about we try for to meet tonight?
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Nothing like it, nothing but meat.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Well, each day you just go to extremes.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Last night was a potato fantasy. Tonight it's the meat apocalypse.
Speaker 7 (44:14):
God, So we're not having a meat park tonight.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Okay, So you're just going You're just going to uh
like Arby's and just ordering everything, no bun, just meat,
just the meat. I would like a meat mountain, no bun.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Like recreate Romanced. I want to recreate that thing Richard
dreyf Is made in uh close Encounters, but out of meat.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Good Lord, I'll gonna get a heart.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Disease pretty much.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I look over Forte with his cow, his fullest cow
of butter.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I don't think we should do bread again. We may
have to finish sh off that cow, that plot specific
cow that that.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Oh, that plot sensitive butter.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
My only notes so far from this session are raven
Corn and Gretel the Dwarf, and now meatpocalypse, meadpockalypse.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Oh god, oh, I want to make a note about
what each of our gifts is.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Oh I should probably, I shoul probably write those.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Down, yess. Head back to your tavern for for dinner.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I guess yeah, And I'm not doing the meat apocalypse,
but when the waitress does come by, I've got I've
got an idea.
Speaker 9 (45:49):
All right, So.
Speaker 14 (45:55):
Sorry, why hey, how are you dal? And we welcome back?
What will we have the el one potatoes today? We
get a couple of different dishes that you haven't tried yet.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
But uh no, that's that's okay. We really enjoyed the potatoes.
Speaker 10 (46:12):
Though, Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I had a thought for tonight charcootery shark hooterie like
elaborate SHARCOOTERI.
Speaker 14 (46:24):
Is that an oven word?
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Yes? That feels out.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yes, yes, it's basically sliced meat, cheese and crackers.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
Ah, I like this.
Speaker 10 (46:39):
I like this, shark heatery.
Speaker 14 (46:42):
Sure you bring you some sliced meat and cheese and crackers.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Maybe a little bit of muns like you know, a
thing of mustard we can apply ourselves.
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right, So you guys are at the market forte
Asterid and renderll. You guys are looking for something spectacular
or special to bring to this party that represents either
a shared history or part of your own history. Deliverance
(01:04):
has kind of wandered off, and you don't see where
she went to.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Uh, well, at least she's not a shape shifter.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We know of.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, she is a she's a rogue. She can
probably sure pretty well. And then, out of the corner
of your eye, a dwarf you don't quite recognize approaches.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm slightly paranoid because, like we've we're making like plans
that could get us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
All right, So this dwarf kind of approaches very confidently
towards you, and they he comes up to you.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Hey, hey, guys, it's me.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh thank oh god, thank god, yes god, I thought
we weren't dead.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I you know, recon type stuff. I just trying to
find out some stuff. Turns out totally failed at that,
but it was nice, kind of feeling like one of
the common people from out there.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Nice or the common you know, yeah, the people.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
That's good. You gotta lay of land, that's good land.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah I did, I did, but I kind of missed
you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I think I think, you know, I'm done with
all that. Let's uh team back up and do this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, so do you need clothes? So you noticed that
we were we were wondering about that.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind it.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Like culturally, nobody's really said much about it, but uh
yeah it couldn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, Like we're going to a sore a to uh
do some recon and uh are you going as yourself?
For you're going as Duwambra? Should we should we get
your dwarf sized clothes? Should we get you?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I think if we're doing recon, let's I'm gonna stay
as Dwambra. So yeah, any anything you guys think will
be like cute on me and will fit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh we get to play dress up?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh my god, we have to. I have to introduce
you to the designer that we used. Jenore was amazing.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
I loved her.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
We also need to find gifts.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Yeah, I got my mind, all right, Yeah, sounds good
to me.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's right. I bought like five bottles of that. I
think like one for a gift in the rest for us.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
That'll be a fun night.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh yeah, are you.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Hold on the Okay, I was just gonna say, are
you sure you didn't buy four bottles.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Umbrasas while rolling at fourteen? First sleight of hand? Mm hmm?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Can I can I roll perception to see if I
noticed him doing this?
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You give me that back right now, buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah no, I was just counting, just seeing because I
only saw four. But you're right, there's five here, there's five.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
No, it's cool. We're gonna to have some. You don't
have to get one.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
But it's more fun when you earn it, all right?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Say so?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh no, I met at your wave, Like, what do
you earn if I taken it?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, exact?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
You understand what is learning? Oh? I said? You're flirting.
I'm like, weird, weird choice, that's just flirting.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Just finally, this far in so s flirting with them? Browful?
All right, yeah yeah, it looks like all five are here,
so that's that's we're.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Good to go.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah yeah, awesome, good glad. I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm trying to help.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Al Right, So you guys head back to oh ship,
what was the gemstone garb?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yes, and Gemstone garb and uh yeah, one of the
same fashionable dwarves who helped you guys out approaches.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Oh, you brought a friend.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
He needs to be decked out for the same sware
that we are headed to.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Oh, well he's going to be He's gonna be a
lot easier.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No offense, none taken.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
They could probably buy right off the rack. It's just
gonna be w what are we What are we thinking?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
I definitely can buy right off the rack because anything
will fit literally anything.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I can just make that work. Hm hmmm. So I
want to look.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Nice but not conspicuous, Like I don't want the most
garish thing you have.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just kind of want to look like I fit it.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Okay, Okay, we'll color what color do you think would go?
Thinking like yellows, we're thinking, I mean like browns, we're thinking,
we're thinking black.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Like everything everyone else is going to be wearing yellow.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Mh no, people, it's it's you know, it's a high
fashion event. People wear a protch of different things.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Okay, yeah, yes, something in a nice black would be great.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Oh that's great, that's great.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, just my skin town and like all this like
it just it works, trust me, No.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Like I get I get you, I got you here.
We've got this this nice heavy black tunic made out
of wool. It's great for like a formal you friends
are saying it going to a formal event, right.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yes, yeah, how yeah, I'm worried about like breatheability is
this this is?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Oh it's surprisingly it's surprisingly breathe like it's yeah, it's
surprisingly breathable. It's yeah, it's it's very surprisingly.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Just you okay, okay, And I do really write to
much about that gold accents on it.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Oh yeah, there's gold. And you know, our specialty here,
our specialty here at the Drumstone is that if you'd like,
we can sort of sew in certain gemstones for fashion
or some minor radical properties if you'd like them.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Okay, I'm interested in that. Guys, do we have any
Do I have any gemstones I should get sown into this?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
We got I know, me and Deliverance Scott. I think onyxens,
a little sapphire, a little little fires.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I bet yours ruby would look amazing.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so so some rubies. Here's some ruby. Yeah,
I would love these son into it. Also. I just
remembered I am going to get this.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah, I am going to be wearing this cape. I
just need this whole outfit to kind of let me.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Let me take a look at that cape.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, what do you think? Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Very fashionable? Are those question? Are those tears natural or deliberate?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Those are?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
It was a choice I made during, you know, my
younger years. I thought it would look good. I'm not
sold on it now, but I.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Think I'm just I'm happy to leave it as is.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
You could get itself like gold bread or something and
make it your.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
Yeah, we could. We could kind of like kind of
kind of pieces of repairs, but make it look a
little bit more flashy at the bottom of there or
something is looks like, oh, did you get stabbed in this?
Through the because there's there's a couple of tears.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
In the middle of here.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Did I get stabbed in this?
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Uh no no, so it's just worn out yep stick
that okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
But yeah, so yeah, as long as it you know,
usually the cape kind of ties everything together.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
So as long as we can make it all work.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
The gold thread, the gold accents on this this fine.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yes, here I think some black and gold. Yeah, this
black Tunic Korea. As far as your over jacket, would
you like would you also like to have like a
black over jacket or.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh do you think that would look good? Let's try
it on here? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Okay, yeah, that looks great, you guys.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean that's great.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Yeah, so the fits this nice jacket here and you
can see you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Can see on the jacket that uh going like down
like where the jacket would come and meet. You've got
gold inlaid in there, and there's there's a couple of
like it's all like a criss cross type of design.
The sides are just lined with gold. Like you look,
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this looks good.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Yeah. This is I think, like we said right off
the rack, this is perfect.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
This is the natziest you've ever looked.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, you look amazing man.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Thanks guys, I needed that all right.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
So we've.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
So we've got you with the clapping rock overcoat. We've
got your tunic, should get your belt and feel about
what are we thinking for belts? Are we thinking it's
like a nice little strip or are we thinking a
little bit more flashy? What are you are you looking at?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yeah, something a little bit more flashy. I think I
would like to use it as kind of an accent
piece here. Sure, yeah, definitely not anything in black, I
would say, yeah, I would say studded for sure, if
you have one with kind of metal studs, like I
know you guys like to wear down here.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah excuse yeah, well aren't you from around here?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
You're hill?
Speaker 9 (12:42):
Is the fashion right, It's okay, So the fashion is
just a little different from where you're at.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Similar.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
But yeah, maybe something in like a gold, like something
shiny a gold, a yellow.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Yeah, we've got that. So we've got the If we've
got your black tunic, we fetch your clapping rock type
coat with all the design, and then you want just
to studded belt with gold studs.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
That would be perfect.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, definitely did that.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Yeah, we gotcha.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
As far as trousers go, already looking, how are we
looking for trousers? Our pants? Sorry, we're looking for like
like a straight trouser type pant like this, just a
straight leg are you're looking from all? Like breeches a
(13:49):
little bit more baggy, a little bit more room, but
you kind of you.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Know, it's been a while since I've been, uh been
around here at least in the fashion world, like what's
this season hot book?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
As far as trousers, is it more baggy?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
So so we have trousers that are sort of just straight,
a little bit more formal, but more or less and
normal pants, uh, And then we have breeches, which are, uh,
they're baggy, and they're made to be bound like around
the calf, so it's baggy up on the top and
(14:25):
then you have like a wrapping or something holding it
in place, pulling up your calf to help you wolve around.
You've been a lot of extra room in there.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, yeah, I think let's let's do that.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
You own breeches, okay, yes, also.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Block I mean yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, you'll get you there.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
All right.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
And then as far as the as far as the
wrap goes to hold your breeches kind of together, what
were you thinking for that? We? Yeah, we do.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
We have this.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
We have this new kind of fashion thing from the
humans on the surface. They have these things called the socks.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
We're just try those.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
So these go instead of like wrapping around your leg,
but actually go over your foot and then pull up
pot to your calf to hold your breaches. Do hold
your breaches in place.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
M that's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Okay, you know what if yeah, let's try that. Let's
try that.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yeah, okay, very fashionable, sir, very fashionable. So we're going
to have we're gonna have from the top to the bottom.
You're gonna have your your black tunic, you're gonna have
your black overcoat. Uh, and then we've got your black breeches.
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There's a black studded belt that's kind of holding your
tunic and everything together.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And then.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
What the typical sock is. It's tall, it's about calflink,
and it's it's took these nice fashionable stripes kind of
on the top like in a ring. And then in
the fabric you can see little stretch going down, but
(16:51):
they're only noticeable if you look. Are you interested in those?
Or would you like a different colored?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Saf?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I mean no, that sounds perfect. Whatever you recommend, Yeah,
that sounds perfect.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
No, that's that's perfect. So so these are these socks
are created by a man named Jim. So they're called
Jim socks.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay, Jim socks, got them?
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Yeah, very fashionable, sir, very fashionable.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
They do smell a little bit, I'm somewhat so.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
So these are these are sample ones, would of course
all rand new ones?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Of course, of course I would expect nothing.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
You know, we've had for the festival coming up, we've
had men ne dwarf come in trying out these new socks.
Well we can't, we can't. You can't really afford the
We couldn't really afford to be opening up a new
pair every time somebody's supposed to try them on to.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
See if they like them.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah, sure, right, I understand you have, you know, operating
costs and yeah, yeah I get it. Yeah, well I'm
gonna do my best to forget that smell, but I
will take a new.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Pair of these.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Of course.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Of course you have a spell.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
That's just preventative athletes foot Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
All right, so Twumbra or no, you're not twumber right now.
You're just a different dwarf, aren't you. Yeah, yeah, you
never changed back to the dwarf that they recognize. You're
just a dwarf they don't recognize anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
So nude dwarf that we recognize, now.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Nude comes out and he is just fully decked out
and like a black fuck Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, damn son, damn.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
He's got the clapping rock he's got Yeah, he's just
looking good. He's got the cape on. You didn't decide though,
with the cape that you wanted. You decided you didn't
want the the upgrades. You just wanted to keep it
as is, right.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh wait, no, I did want the gold stitching.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
You didn't want the gold stitching.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
That's not too long of an alteration, No.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, So they'll just have you leave that there overnight
and you can pick it up in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
We're picking up our stuff the next day too, though.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okay, okay, yeah, we're special. I am particular, am a special.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All of everybody else in the group had to get
like special clothing made because none of them are dwarfs.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm just really jealous of the sucks man. They don't
make them for raptor feet. Yeah, this literally.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Business idea though, when slash, If we get back to
strict saves s, Sir, start making those socks reinforce at
the toe.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Oh there you go, raptor socks.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I love that I can make socks with individual toes
from my feet.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Now that sounds crazy.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
That that's that does sound crazy?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Who would do that? What sort of a Mickey Mouse
world would take that?
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Let's not be crazy. Come on now, my dragon born friends.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That is foolish, My sorcerer friends.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Oh goodness, Yeah, you looks nazzy as hell.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
If you can, you can pick up any more at
this party if you wanted to, you think, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Play your cards right, you might pick up one of us.
Who knows. Hey, I'm just trying to like make him
feel good.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
You this ship. Sorry, yes, I guess up your friends always.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Oh lord, I still need to find a gift for
the host family, and I m m hmm.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
We need to do.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
What Well, we've got four bottles of wine.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
We could give them.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
One of those.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I don't know, I don't know. We're giving them one
of the bottles.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Okay, okay, yeah, so there'll be three left.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, m so we have that, we have a quill
from deliverance and for from her thing. I think asked,
is there it's gonna sound wild. Is there a place
to buy bones? I'm sorry, what like supplies? Like really
(21:53):
like there's like just.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Like like just just a bone. Guy.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I did like downtown.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I did see the Boneyard mail review, but I don't
think it's the same.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Oh. I think we'll definitely go there later.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's gonna be different.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Probably I want to find as a cleric of the
raven queen as well. I want to find a raven skull, okay,
somewhere like that, you know, relig like you know, like
a religious a religious store in this world would carry
things like an insane amount of incense and weird bones.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Maybe maybe.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
I don't know if you would find one, okay, fair
in in in the Stratton or in Stonehelm, I guess,
depending on what you're calling it. Uh, but yeah, uh,
they don't get a lot of birds down here.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Is there anyone that's like a the word most rotten?
Is there?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Like a stone carver, like a gem carb somebody that
I could bring. I could get something like of me
a stone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh of course, yeah, I mean this is this is
like it's it's a dwarven city. Of course there's gonna
be stone carvers and all right, partisans and stuff.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I would love to go find a stone carver that
has that like specializes in animals or like it.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Can be a little better than trinket.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Like I don't want like beachsides, you know, souvenir stand level,
but a little nicer, nothing, nothing kitchy exactly. I would
love to get a a raven skull, and like he
has the kind of the unicorn theme. So I'm wondering
if I can kind of get like a hybrid.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Of the two, like a raven corn.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
A raven corn. Yes, it's exactly what I'm trying to make.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
A raven a raven skull with a single horn coming
out of the top.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Yes, I would like to make two of those.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Everyone is going to be a gift would to raven corns.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I was like two raven corns, one for Astor to
have and one.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
God to combine.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
My God, somehow we're the best adventurers.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay uh okay, Dolly, make me.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
You said this was possible?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
No, I mean it. Yeah, I mean there's taxidermists in
the real world who have made jackalope taxidermy. So you know,
a raven corn.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Okay, I'll get one out of like a nice granite
for the gift. And then if there's like an amethyst
for mine, I would like.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
To have them car mine out of ammethest to match
the ones I already have.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
All Right, so you do find and just in the
market there is a like a specialty uh rock gem worker,
and you can you can go up to her. Her
name is hard to pronounce. Let's see her name is.
(25:25):
It's gonna be It's just fuck it, It's just Gretel. Gretel,
got it, Gretel the Dwarf. Ye don't care. I keep
clicking these, this name generator thing and it's like I
don't want to use any of these. Happened, yeah, uh
so Gretel. Yeah, So you find Gretel's Great Gretel's Great
(25:50):
gemstone Artistry thing, great great Gretel's Great Gretel's Gemstone Artists straight,
great Grittle's Jealtone.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So great Southern Gun and Knight sure is shooting I'll
probably see you there.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So you go to you go to Grittle's Great Grittle's
Great Gemstones, Griddle's Great Gems all geez yep. Copyright can't
be used anywhere else, especially by people and who were
who inspired one of the bad guys in this video.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Game original character. Do not steal.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Original name triple G nobody, don't don't google it, don't
look it up. Definitely keep your safe search on.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
This stops getting weirder by the second.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, no, no, oh right, I have to.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Go explain the concept of a rave record, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
So so you walk in there and you see a
bunch of like like gemstone. Some of them are cut
up to look like like little heart shapes. Ah, but
they're not like the heart like that you that you
know from like Valentine's Day. They're actually made to look
like like proper hearts with like the with all the
(27:27):
things coming out of them.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You know what I dare say? These gemstones are righteous.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
That is accurate. That is super cool. If anybody can
make me a rave of corn, it's gonna be this gretel.
I can feel it. Hell.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Hello, Hi, do you do custom commissions by any chance?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (27:58):
Yes, of course I did customs, what are we thinking?
Speaker 7 (28:05):
So little weird?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
But I was you don't have a lot of birds
down here, and I was looking for like a like
a raven skull. So I was wondering if you could
carve me a raven skull, well two of them actually,
and then put a unicorn horn.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
On the skull of both of them.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Okay, just like I can. I've seen birds before. I
think I could do that.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
We'll definitely seeing birds before.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Inside check, let's she see birds before?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Go ahead? Eighteen eighteen. Yeah, Gretel is. Gretel is old,
and you get the sense that she is well traveled.
She has certainly seen birds before.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Okay, because I was a little suspicious how intensely she
was reassuring.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
Mean, she's seen a bird before.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
What does you guys say? I got drawings?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, I was wondering, could just one in like a
simple agate, just like a nice sort of like gradient
color whatever you think would look best of just the
skull and with a unicorn horn.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Okay, And for the unicorn lord, do you want it
to be the same type of stone, like, so I
all climb from one stone or do you want like
a different I.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
So I'm going to commission two of these, and what
if you first one whatever, if you can get I know,
certain aggots have different banding on it. If you could
get one that the banding of the one piece of
stone changed to like the more natural different color, like
go from maybe the green of the agate up intil
the brown banded in the horn, that would be cool.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
If that's doable and.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
We can try to do that.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
You should do one that looks like your glitters sparkles.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Oh, that's a great idea. So actually, do you have
something that's like a I'm trying to think of, like
maybe like what type of stone?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I guess I do this one for mine?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Do you have like a we could do the skull
and like an onyx and then fades up to uh,
like a gold sandstone that has that kind of sparkle.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
So you want me to just part of Like so
in order for this to work, I would have to
take like the audix and make like one section, yeah,
and then get like whatever the next stone is like
perfectly audit and kind of have to be like layered.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, if you could, Yeah, if we could just do
the sandstone of the horn, so you don't.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Have to do like perfectly, okay, seamless.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I don't okay.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
So it's so like audis like an addix skull on
a sandstone.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
That that's a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, Like I just do like a little candtrip in
my hand, and you can see this, like what cantrips
do I have that's not gonna murder this one by accident?
Oh yeah, I just do like my little guidance cantrip
and you just see the gold and black sparkles of
my magic. And I kind of just just this something
that can make those colors happen.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
And I would love actually two of these. One is
going to be a gift and one to.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Make Oh yeah, yeah, I could do something like that.
Yeah yeah. Just so so it's been it's been a
few years since I've been to the surface at Cinderbird.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
Do you have.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
An image or anything of a raven?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
You are in luck, ma'am. I Rander pulls out what
his notebooks because he's constantly drawing things, flips through his
name as natural history. When he just takes a page
out with a picture of a raven and he actually
has like some diagrams of light the skeletal structure and stuff.
It's like, here you go, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Oh, well, this will be perfect. Thee so much.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
You are welcome. This is why I draw everything.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
They look They look a lot like we used to
have crows try to steal our foot.
Speaker 10 (32:09):
All the time.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Very similar.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
These look similar. Okay, but we love a longer beak?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Is that?
Speaker 10 (32:18):
And perhaps larger m okay? Okay?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Nice if one could be just like pendit size and
the other one like apple or like fit them well,
not from my fists are different than yours, like apple size.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Okay, because I'm gonna.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Make one my more spiritual focus to combine my two goods.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Okay, So we've got two raven core sculptures, one about
the size of an apple and the other one the
size of the pendant. Okay, we can do that. Deity,
do you have a dead side for I.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Don't know how long this. I mean, you've been doing
this for so long. I don't really know how the
timelines work. But we are going to a party and
one of them is a gift. And every tomorrow night,
will you be able to Oh? Is that too soon?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
You know what I got this?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
She just pushes everything off of her desk and tells
everybody to get the hell out of her store.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
She's so inspired by the ravecorn.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Holy tip, now before I start this, you do have
coin correct.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Absolutely perfect price. We can pay something up proNT if
we need to or whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Then she goes to her like window. She turns her
little sign over to say that I'm closed. Oh my god,
and she just kind of shows you away all right,
back up, Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Thank you the ravecorn.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
It's gonna be the next big thing out here, I
guarantee after they see.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
What she can do with it. Mm hmm, get we're man.
Her customers kind of go through the roof after this.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Can't wait, can't wait to brag about her ravencorn. Where
proudly with our new fancy garb.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
Yeah, well not my errand I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I've I've been just seeing all the good stone work
and mineral work down here. I've been tempted to just
make a reproduction of the Apple of an Heiress and
take it back to the monastery. But I'm not gonna
do that.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Making an offering, it doesn't have to be like pretending
it was the you know, the real apple.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, but I'm on a quest and I feel like
that be cheating.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Wait, you didn't tell us about this? You're going a
questify an apple?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
It's yeah, but you know, it's one of those things
where I have no idea where to start, so I'm
just kind of trusting to fate to help me.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Do you've told us of it before?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
That encounter with a with an eros?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Either was an apple involved in there? I didn't know
you were currently searching for it.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, it's it's one of those things where I feel like,
if I stick with you guys, I'll find it no fair.
Have you checked I like the odds?
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Have you checked Fourte's baskets? We leave a lot of
shipp in there. It might already be here.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
I did when I was making the potato basket.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Good job, all right, So you guys are shoot out
of Grettel's Jim Rettel's Great Gems.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And the.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Only triple G in the universe. Don't look it up.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Definitely nothing that was named for a guy that's inspired
one of our bad guys that you guys have just
conveniently forgot about for the last however long.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Certainly not.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Oh man, we really got to get back to school
and deal with a couple of things, don't we.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, I forget how to do?
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Man?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I need to get back to school.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
We're on independent study.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's fine, all right, Say you guys head out. Did
you have somewhere else you wanted to head to do?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Umber needs a gift.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Umber does need a gift.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I do need a gift, preferably not a pack of Marborough's.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
What feels right for you?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Man? So wait.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I don't know. I hate giving stuff away.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Well, here's a question. All right, So you're a shape shifter.
That's not a question, I know, But what would what
sort of gift would represent a shape shifter? You're changing forms?
What kind of thing could we think of that would
kind of pit that?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
A mood ring?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
It changes color.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'll go buy some cracker Jack.
Speaker 12 (37:22):
Buy some Okay, I'm into the moon mood mood ring
idea or the moon idea.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Maybe like that works?
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Or is there some sort of toy that turns from
a cart into a like an android, not an android,
al like a cart to a golm?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
I don't think so, Okay, some kind of form transfer. No,
I do have this dough that you play with, this
dough play is.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
What I call it. I don't know if they've seen
the likes of it down here.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I mean she didn't, hadn't seen, but only the old
person that's seen a bird.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
So dope plays like, yeah, mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, it might cause a revolutions, not the kind we're
trying to cause, but.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Kind of nothing that looks like Plato has ever used
in warfare.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
No, it's certainly not anything called mirthite.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
We're inventing so many things in.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Roadblocks and roadblocks oh Minecraft.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
In Minecraft, yes, so yeah, the mood ring seems Actually
that's not a bad idea. What we found, like a
ring with like a polychromatic stone, yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Or something we can put Yeah, yeah, that's probably very
fine to pull down here, probably more so than do play.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
I like dope play.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I keep thinking you're talking about yogurt.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yo play with this dope play.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
God?
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Yeah all right, okay, oh wait, oh shit, I forgot
I had a little extra doughplay on me here in
my pocket.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
I think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
I'm gonna go ahead and make it into me.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
I'm gonna make one that looks like me and then
show it to them and be like, hey, and you
can make this look like you or anything.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Oh yeah, they'll make them like a little dope play
sculpture so they can always remember you.
Speaker 7 (39:53):
Or they can smash it and make it a new thing.
I like it.
Speaker 8 (39:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
If they get mad at me, or if it dries
out in your pocket.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh man, they might want to retreate it. They can
make it like a really big fun factory, a doe
play fun factory that will be amazing.
Speaker 7 (40:14):
Nobody would be tempted to bite it.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
No, not at all.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
M m.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, I think I'm going with that, all right.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
I like it? Should we all right? So I guess.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
So for gifts, we have a very nice bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Mhmm.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
We have a custom made raven.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Corn, a beautiful writing set.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
A beautiful writing set, and okay, sorry, remember I got
at the same place where we got the clothes. At
the custom clothes, I got a pendant similar Forte. I
got that pendant. So yeah, it's like, very nice bottle
(41:15):
of wine, incredibly significant thing, a very nice stationary set
representing a lot of her history and Plato.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
How much entertainment they're going to get out of all
those things probably the most out of mine, honestly.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Oh, they can copy print out of books with it.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
They can do all kinds of.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Oh wait, that's the putty that is silly, my bad.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yes, the amusing the amusing taffy. I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yes, the music tappy amusing taffy.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yes, m.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
I mean I think it's I think it's solid. If anything,
we could just give them the dough of play and
that that would be enough.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Keep the rest, keep the other two miles.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
We are gonna have him go first, though.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
It's probably a good gulf.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Okay, Okay, just make sure your your sculpture is like
really interesting.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
I mean, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
They're gonna be so caught up in this look that
I have going on that they're hardly going to pay
attention to that.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
But steal. I mean, yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Just picture an umber walking up. Yo, here's some goop
from my pocket, but it's.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Like hold it out of my pocket this time.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Okay, you don't want to ruin those very nice pockets
on that dope trip that he's got.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Gun. That's really true.
Speaker 13 (42:50):
These are lined with gold, amazing, So what else do
we need to do before tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Do we actually have a plan.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
We have a plan and it's in process.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
You even have more than just concepts of a plan,
you have like an actual legitimate plan.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, damn. I I mean I feel like we're better
than some world leaders right now.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
I feel like we definitely need to get some class
credit for making a plan in general doesn't even have
to work.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, I think that should be count toward our final
I'm gonna text.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Jase right now, Chase from state farm.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Chase.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Strict state in straight state farm.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
Oh, God help us, there's no hope, no not be
kind of.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Well, since we had nothing but potatoes last night, how
about we try for to meet tonight?
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Nothing like it, nothing but meat.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Well, each day you just go to extremes.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Last night was a potato fantasy. Tonight it's the meat apocalypse.
Speaker 7 (44:14):
God, So we're not having a meat park tonight.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Okay, So you're just going You're just going to uh
like Arby's and just ordering everything, no bun, just meat,
just the meat. I would like a meat mountain, no bun.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Like recreate Romanced. I want to recreate that thing Richard
dreyf Is made in uh close Encounters, but out of meat.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Good Lord, I'll gonna get a heart.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Disease pretty much.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I look over Forte with his cow, his fullest cow
of butter.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I don't think we should do bread again. We may
have to finish sh off that cow, that plot specific
cow that that.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Oh, that plot sensitive butter.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
My only notes so far from this session are raven
Corn and Gretel the Dwarf, and now meatpocalypse, meadpockalypse.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Oh god, oh, I want to make a note about
what each of our gifts is.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Oh I should probably, I shoul probably write those.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Down, yess. Head back to your tavern for for dinner.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I guess yeah, And I'm not doing the meat apocalypse,
but when the waitress does come by, I've got I've
got an idea.
Speaker 9 (45:49):
All right, So.
Speaker 14 (45:55):
Sorry, why hey, how are you dal? And we welcome back?
What will we have the el one potatoes today? We
get a couple of different dishes that you haven't tried yet.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
But uh no, that's that's okay. We really enjoyed the potatoes.
Speaker 10 (46:12):
Though, Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I had a thought for tonight charcootery shark hooterie like
elaborate SHARCOOTERI.
Speaker 14 (46:24):
Is that an oven word?
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Yes? That feels out.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yes, yes, it's basically sliced meat, cheese and crackers.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
Ah, I like this.
Speaker 10 (46:39):
I like this, shark heatery.
Speaker 14 (46:42):
Sure you bring you some sliced meat and cheese and crackers.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Maybe a little bit of muns like you know, a
thing of mustard we can apply ourselves.
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