January 13, 2025 • 42 mins
the gang meets up with Old Frank and finalizes their plans for the party.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I
(00:28):
am your host, kick Acidron and you then tied the strings.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
To the spooky dice bag. Yep, Old Frank takes a
look in your eye. Those those potatoes have spotted. You know,
Old Frank might be able to use those Oh, Old
(00:51):
Frank is how much do you want for those potatoes?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Go on, hey, wall.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You have a potion?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
What what?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
What are the potions you get?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah? Oh, oh, I don't I don't know if any
of these potions are. I might have some fun stuff though,
Oh my god, tell you what I'll give you. I'll
give you, uh two of these fun mushrooms for those potatoes.
I got a good spot for them.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Two.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
It's a damn deal.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, yeah, but there's five of us.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That's I don't know much.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
They've got the potatoes.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Okay, it's fortaste potatoes.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
He can make his decision on if he wants to
trade them for drugs or not potatoes.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Distances. I never thought i'd hear.
Speaker 9 (01:42):
I'll i'll mind like with if they're like good to
eat or like good to like for I don't know,
you want me to medice the potatoes or the mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If if they will be like your if they're good essentially,
because I don't know how, I don't know if.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
I just take Oh oh, you want me to look
at the mushrooms not your potato? Sorry, yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Can I potatoes have not only sprouted eyes, but some
of them have the little poisonous potato berries coming off
of them.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Oh dear god, Oh wow, I'm.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Gonna can I Can I medice and check the mushrooms
being offered?
Speaker 10 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, so old Frank holds him out in the hand, and.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
In his hand that is a fourteen.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Uh these look like fun mushrooms, not life saving mushrooms.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
All right, So they are fun mushrooms. I stare at
fourteen intently and kick them in an ankle.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Pretty connect.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Yeah, No, they seem solid. They seem like fun mushrooms,
you know, just probably a good time. I'd say good
enough for everybody, though, if he's willing to trade and
maybe pick off those poison bits if you lets you
keep them poison.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, no, no, the poisons on the poison bits are on
the potato, is not on the mushrooms.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah, oh o great, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, but potatoes will grow like a little mini berries
on them that are poisonous, like for real.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That's probably why I was gonna say, yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
All right, yeah, no, we're good to go. Whatever you
want for that.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
They're just basic fun mushrooms, though, But if you want
like a sure, you know, you want to ask him
for something like a poly you know, a polymorph or
something crazy. He might be willing, depending on how poisonous
these potatoes are.
Speaker 11 (03:28):
Up to you.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But sure, what kind of push thank you sir? H
What kind of potion would.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You see equal to the potato poison?
Speaker 8 (03:44):
I'd say you could probably if he's using this, like
if he really needs it as.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
A component, I don't know. Polymorph for is fun, invisibility
is useful. I think what other potions you might have.
Speaker 11 (04:04):
I was under the impression he was just offering the.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
The mushrooms for the mushaters, right, yeah, trade mush tater,
trade for the potatoes.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, my grandma used to do.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, it's up to you, man, But I mean, if
you can always try.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I'd push for three though, yeah, push for a couple
or four? Really, I push for.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Four and push yeah how many?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh, I'm offering you too, But you know what, if
you need four, I can. If you'll, if you'll include
one of those baskets, I'll give you the other two.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Tell you what, I will give you the potatoes and
you can have the basket for free.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Then you're just giving you two mushrooms. What I like
this deal?
Speaker 10 (05:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know, my friend, my friend are a master negotiator,
aren't you.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not letting him do that.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Stop what You've got him on the back your basket
for free? Well, I've never I've never traded.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I'm so concerned.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Anyway, we'll take the four.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yes, here we go. Here's the trade four basket. There
you go.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That sounds fair. Yes, this is a very nice basket.
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, this basket was we've woven by his great grandmother.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I can tell. I can tell that looks like an
old woman did this, certainly, m.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
That's why it looks like it's been ravaged by years.
It's seen things much like his great grandmother.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh god, hey, her words, Granny.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I was actually the last one to see her alive.
And that's cannon now, because I said.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You saw the light leave her eyes.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
No, it's just nobody came to visit after I left. Yeah,
which somehow sadder.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh god, Well, appreciate kindness in the basket and the potatoes.
Thank you very much, all right, thank you? Yes, yes,
my friends, a pleasure. That is a fabulous cape you have.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Okay, okay, just say thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well because being able to take was there something you
need from Old Frank the midnight apothecary behind the fishmonger.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Me personally, Cape guy?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, yes, Cape cape guy, the one trying to talk
to me.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, I mean, what else you gotten? Let's make it quick.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh my god, Old Frank has got the need to
take a nap right now. All right, I think we've
done some pretty good business tonight. You've paid me rent.
I appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, the word square. You're like the one person I
would never screw over Old Frank.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I Old Frank appreciates that, young man. Then he kind
of he kind of looks at you after he says
young man and he's like young one. Sorry, it didn't
mean to offend.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's okay. I am everything and nothing all at once.
So anyway, well.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You guys you have fun. Yeah, you have fun.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Good night, Frank.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
We leave.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
We as we're walking off, I just look at everybody.
I'm like, do you ever get the feeling when we
try to negotiate that reality is just just coming apart
at the seams?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Always, always, not just when we negotiate.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I feel like, okay, we cause people's social cues to
glitch a little bit by the words we say.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
So we just I think don't do good.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
I think I think we're going way off social script.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yeah, they really were putting hurdles that people aren't willing
to jump over.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, like, imagine life is a play and we're really
crappy improv truth.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. A lot
of the stuff that I say is very stupid.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I think same, same. Yeah. Absolutely, we're we're all just yeah, No,
it's it's cool, all right. Yeah, I think we should
all get some sleep.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Yeah, let's sleep off awkward. Did anybody else think that
old Frank lived at the fishmonger? He said we paid
his rent.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
I hope.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Metaphor continually thought that.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
At one point I thought he was the fishmonger and
had to be reminded that he wasn't, just because he
happens to hang out behind the place, just because and quick,
I mean, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
I cannot wait for his biography to come out.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I hope it's.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
We're going to get to the party tomorrow and he's
going to be the leader of the.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Share like somewhere.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
So, you know, when I was younger my friends, I
talked to my friends about their D and D games
and I'd be like, oh, what, what, what's your crew doing?
It's like, well, you know, we were so successful as adventures.
We started our own adventuring business, and we built a guildhall,
and now we're like masters of the land. And now
(10:22):
people ask me what I do in games, and like, well,
we bought drugs from the guy behind the fishmonger, which
is more fun.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think, Yeah, I think that's a bit more fun
than just Yeah, we became extremely successful and we marry
suit our way to victory.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah, Instead, we bought drugs from the fishmonger and stole
a statue possibly breaking our backs.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh and just take a note about this potion that
you guys at, these potions you guys bought because there
were bootleg potions made with ever Clear. Yes, you still
get the effects for an hour like in a normal potion.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Okay, But.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Any any checks that require you to make a wisdom
check or saving throw you roll disadvantage on and you
lose one. You lose two levels of our two points
of constitution for the time you're on them.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
That's okay. By the time we're using them, we're hopefully
not We're gonna be well past the socialization portion of
our plan, all right.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Just yeah, just so sorry, it was disadvantage.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Sorry I was sending something to the group chat disadvantage.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh, that's that's fine. Disadvantage on wisdom checks and saves
that things right, Well.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
That is fucking amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I made that in five minutes.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
Hey, everybody, just interrupting your favorite D and D podcast
to let you know that the full story where the
origin of Old Frank, is available on Patreon right now,
stop on over there, and it's the one that came
out in the week before you got this one. And yeah,
(12:34):
just sort of on the fly, we threw a prompts
into chat ept, so I'm not one hundred percent sure
on the legitimacy of putting it in like a public feed,
but I know you can burn on patreons when it's
over there. But yeah, if you just go over there
check it out. I think I'm gonna lower the price
(12:55):
like a buck a month. If you're interested, you'll get
your shit a week early. And yep, good one. Will
we enjoy the rest of the podcast? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
And then he discovered quality House bourbon.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
How much do you want for that potato?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Are you throw in the basket? I'll make it for
That was amazing.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
That was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
That really was.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I'm kind of pissed about it.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Wrote that.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, damn, just god, damn. Well that's the end of
the podcast.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
What was the part about, Like they named me this
because of my connections to the dark and everything, and
it's like, your name is old Frank.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh they called me old Frank, half out of Jess,
half out of the uneasy reverence people keep for those
who dance too close to death's veil. I think it's
I think it's I think it's being like old because.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
They call they called me old Brank because I'm old.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Half out of being old and the other half out
of being frank.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Kind of what I expected to give. They called me
like just half out of being old, half out of
being frank.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Like somebody must have somebody must have shoved thesaurus in there.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Yeah, now we've gone through that experience. Uh, y'all want
to commit a crime?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Is that tonight or tomorrow?
Speaker 11 (14:53):
Night?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Every night and.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Tomorrow and well it's technically tonight because it's past mid
you guys have already.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Midnight.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, he's only there at midnight.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I think I think we should get a nap.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Yeah, let's go do the magic of time. Will sleep
and eat and it'll all of a sudden be tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Maybe I'm all amped up, but if you say.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So, I don't know how you're amped up. We've had
like more than five beers.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, but that was the most exciting interaction I've had
in a long time. Looks at you, guys.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Oh, old Frank, Old Frank's your dad.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
It's old Jeff.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You take up his mask and it's a jef. The
whole time.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
It was me doo. Anyway, it's a bad joke.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Sorry, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, so what do I go to this party?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Yeah? Since yeah, it's get all pretty done?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Do we sleep and then eat parties?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I just don't know how we can recover from old Frank.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
I'm still reeling to be Frank.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Yeah, I know, we're all just kind of like, what's
the point of us?
Speaker 10 (16:16):
Now?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
They that told a much better story than we ever could.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Like I said that that was full of like, you know,
twists and turns and amazing things. And we bought drugs
from that.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Guy storied history, so you know they're going to be good.
That's true.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yep, all right, if we will get into all of
our fancy outfits next day.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I wasn't always a bit dead Apothecary.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
No shit.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Sometimes my hours are ten to six.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
God damn it.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh Jesus, No.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Broken for the third time.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
This session, Chicken has been killing me today.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Boy are we broken?
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Though? Like?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Are we just straight up broken?
Speaker 11 (17:31):
I think we got to restart the engine back up
there we go.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
And now we're great.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm turning this internet around, guys, and we're gonna alright
bye gun. Alright, so you guys, you guys leave Old Frank.
Speaker 13 (17:49):
The change the group with a heavy heart after old
Frank told you the harrowing tale of his past, available
only on Patreon.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
I just I'll never look at him the same. He's
been through so much.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I know, God, do you think you'll ever talk to him?
Way cooler? I don't know, he's way cooler than we.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Are, though.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
I hope he finds his long lost brother.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And you head back to you're in and I think
we broke Kevin.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Sorry, I don't know. And just something about the way
you said that after what we were saying just truck me.
It hit my tickle button.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
It's I'm having that thing where you have a million
jokes in your head and it equates to having zero
jokes in your head because you're like, oh, oh god,
I want to say, And chickens already told the best
of five, so.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah they have.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So all right, So now that you got your your
potions and your drugs, more drugs, and now you're less
the rotten potatoes with the flies all around him and
a basket. You guys head back and it's like like
(19:23):
one or two o'clock in the morning. Do you guys
have any more plans or are you just gonna head
off to bed, sleep.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Sleep, Yeah, sleep.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Umbro's gonna step outside and smoke a death stick really quick,
but oh my god, after that, after that.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
You gotta go home and rethink his life.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Goes Umbro goes out and smokes a death stick in
hopes of getting a gravelly voice like old Frank's.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, trying to be Tom Waits.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
He's his only real motivation for smoking is he wants
that deep.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Gretty voice, that old Frank voice that you just you
don't cleaned anymore, you know.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yep, we're gonna walk outside. You're gonna look like that
team Fortress to me with a spy, just with like
all twenty cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Stuck in your mouth. Umberne is the one, all right,
And then yeah, I'm ready for sleep, all right, So
you'll go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Then yeah, you wake up the next morning. Does anybody
want to particularly get up earlier compared to your other people's.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Or just gotta go get our clothes and not?
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Really? No?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
All right, so you guys get up, Oh go ahead?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Oh no, I could just be the person that wakes up,
goes gets all the clothing and brings it back.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
So now we can all just get ready and go.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Sounds great, So astro Astrod runs to the shopping center
and women up everybody's clothes, orders shopping.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
They do be shopping?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Am I right? Don't they be anyway? Thanks as.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Carlton drills are girling, women be different from the.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
All right, So everybody's got their.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Stuff, everybody's got their their outfits, their formal attire.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Rangel gets his outfit on. It's like, you know what
I should have got? I should have got a bow
for my tail.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
We can make it. We can make something work. I'm
sure there's like ridin or something. I dig through my bag.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah you find you find some like some ribbon. You're
a copper dragon born.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Uh yes, I believe so.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
So what color like excessorizes best with you with your tail?
Speaker 10 (22:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:04):
Well I tend to wear like, you know, uh my
house colors. So it's like that sort of darkish red.
But the suit, I don't remember what color I got
the suit. I think it was black, pinst Do I
think it was not? Pins? Black?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Is there a tie or a pocket square? Like? What
are we matching to here?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Well?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
You know, it's as someone who like all right, it's
like a.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's like a formal. It's a formal suit. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Okay, so it's like black.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Then, I yeah, I mean for your copper complexion, I
might recommend everything dark red, maybe a dark like teal.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Well, that's all my clothes or that colors.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Yeah, I think there's a red. I probably have a
ribbon from lore holds in here from stuff it's red, you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know, yeah, like a light blue or so.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Yeah, all right, tell me where you want it on
the tail?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Not all the way?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Oh yeah, God, don't put it there. Don't put it there?
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oh no, did mean.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
That's not tail anymore? Okay? Sorry, sorry, sorry?
Speaker 7 (23:18):
What the you're such a creepy.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Like Okay, I've got like the little you know, I've
got the little ridge spine things on the tail, like
about three back from the end.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Okay, yeah, nice boa, all right, thank you? Looks lovely,
very nice.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Slight of hand.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
I gotta know, if we tie it right.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
It's fair. It's fair hand what you're asking me to do.
But thirteen, it's a nice boat.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
It's a nice boat.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's a nice boat.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I'm proud of.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
You, perfectly, sir.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
You think Astroid's not a scrap book person. Let's be real.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Umbra sneakily comes over and just tidies it up just
a little bit, look over and it.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Just mouthed thank you.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
You know her aster being a scrap booker and having
worked in a mortuary, that's terrify.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Yeah, you should be scared. It's like spirit photography. Those
scrap books are dark.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
The scrap books are full of like sanity checks.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
God.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Yeah, youth group with the Raven Queen was a little rough.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Okay, wow man, alright, so we get all dressed up,
we get all dulled, the.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Get wrap our gifts.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I was about to say, we wrap our gifts we
have Oh no, we're we're gonna make a bank you
basket or like a oh no, where's our basket?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
We still got baskets.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I think of that to like one.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
We can't take your basket.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Had fourt baskets?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Okay, we use a basket or baskets in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
H four baskets.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I'm so sorry Grandma's mhmm.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Okay, okay, I take the basket. I take all the
gifts and stuff and kind of like fluff it up
and prop it nicely how you would before wrapping it
in cellophane. But uh, make it as as as neat
as possible. Okay, Okay, when does this thing start? What?
(26:00):
I feel like we got no information about this shindig
that we're supposed to be going to. It's a festival,
so I'm assuming that we all gonna go.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's a little later. It's it's a later you guys.
You guys. Ten you guys woke up like like about
say ten o'clock ish, like like you slept in a bit,
but it's not too late. I could you could still
you got you got up like in time that you
could still get like a reasonable brunch or something if
you wanted it.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
You know, that might be a good idea because I
don't know that we're going to be able to eat
at the party.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Right am I poisonous?
Speaker 10 (26:32):
All?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
I actually meant we're gonna be busy. But that's a
good point.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Too, Yeah, both both. Yeah, you guys should probably put
the post.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
You guys, okay, like has been poisoned at a party?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Like?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Has that happened before?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
It's dwarven food though.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Well, and also it's just hard to be yeah, you know,
like when you're getting married and you hardly have time
to eat anything because there's there's so much other stuff
going on. It's like that.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Are you speaking from experience?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
No, mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Nob has never been married.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Also, also, we did have that whole part of our
lives where all of our food was being tainted in
order to control our minds.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
So we get a little skittish.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Mm hmm, childhood. I called it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Deliverance space.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
It's okay. We caused the social revolution in the town
and retaliation. Yeah, so this was retaliation about it.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
I'm not traumatized to them.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
It's just like silence. This nice little Dorman cafe looks great.
You guys want to get some lunch there?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Of course we all look so nice. We haven't looked
this nice as the ball.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Yeah, and that was only what four days ago.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
It has been a wild long weekend for you, hasn't it.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I haven't looked this nice in four days. It is
fun to go to U a brunch place all dressed up, though,
you know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
It feels something. It feels.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Like you're important and you're going to a place that's important.
You're just like, yeah, I'm supposed to be here. Yeah,
sitting down enjoying a nice brunch.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
How's the and the dwarven equivalent of a house.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Or kids in our prom dresses after the dance?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (28:35):
How's the kind of atmosphere is the is like the
the community getting excited for the festival or things getting
set up or because let me, maybe we could talk
to people so you can.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You can see that. There's like banners and like like
the uh you know the flag streamers what, Yeah, the
ones that go off of like like you know, I'm like,
like they get a bunch of little like the little
triangle flags on them, people.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Who stream stuff about flags, And I was like, that's weird.
Why would anyone how would you do that?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah? No, nobody. Only only a madman would do that.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
In a fantasy, it's like the one that gets stuck
on the Dolorean and back to the future too.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Anyway, listen to Flag for Content every nine weeks.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But yeah, so you you see those and they seem
to be heading like north to the rich side of
town because that's typically where the festivities happened, Okay, And
then there's there's like a little before like the path starts.
(29:49):
There's a couple of little like cafes. There's a little
bit of like a street fair happening, just kind of
around this around the whole festival happening, And there's a
lot of different signs and stuff that say like, you know,
welcome to Stoneheart Festival. Things like that starts later starts to.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
See any other any games?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Mmmm uh not here, not not like in the town proper.
But they're like, you know that the signs do advertise
that there will be games and stuff at the proper festivity.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
The town doesn't have their gambling permit, but the county
does so as soon as you get out of Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah, it's like a fireworks stand.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, this.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Is gonna be.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
I mean, I know we have to do some subterfuge,
but this looks really fun.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
I kind of just want to hang out here.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah, everything we do starts out fun, that's true.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
It'll yeah, it'll end different, that's for sure.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Then the screaming starts, you know, hmm.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
He got them goddie thing.
Speaker 11 (31:24):
So shall we just mill about until it begins time
for the game?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
So yeah, you do, you said, do you see a
couple of like there's there's a couple of like smaller cafes.
As you're heading up there, they look a little bit
more like bougie than the ones in the town where
you've been.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
Go around asking the people, asking people the socio economic
details about their life.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yep, yep, just like normal conversation.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Are we gonna duck into one of these? Yeah, we
could like cafe places or oh.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, god, I'm just picturing. Hey, it's a nice outfitchure wearing.
So what are you bringing down after taxes?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Lord? Yeah, so numbers? Like all right, I know these
places look more bougie than the kind of places we
normally frequent, but hear me out and you guys will
never expect this. But I'm gonna flirt with the waitress
and try and get our prices down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, So you're just going to try to destroy the
microeconomy of this particular restaurant. I understand.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Okay, I just if I could.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
I a door that Forte just said I'm coming with,
I'm like, all right, I'm a I'm a dip.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Forte likes to watch.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's the chair.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
You got a chair for your can?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
God, everybody just ran to that so quickly.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Well, some of us weren't in a hotel room with
a bathtub in the bedroom.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Listen, it wasn't heart shaped or anything.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
You're lost.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
That's the more horrifying part. It was very utilitarian.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
The listeners don't.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Me to know about my private life.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
All right, Yes, I need I need a hotel room
with a very specifically utilitarian bathtub in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Do you want the do you want the cup chair
included or excluded?
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Hands?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Should it in ourselves?
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Is it part of the brought I brought my own?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yes. I was wondering, Uh, what is the room you
have that is the most awkward and off putting and utilitarian?
Speaker 11 (33:55):
This one right here, sir great put a cup chair
in it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's the one with yeah, oh god awkwardlyian So yeah,
are you guys? Are you guys heading into one of
the cafes.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
For they're heading into one of the cafes to cause
social issues.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Umbra just wanted to Yeah, I mean, do you guys
want to eat or not?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Has very simple wants and needs.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, we'll eat. Well, I thought
we were also freak out.
Speaker 11 (34:40):
Here's here's a why don't we go I don't know,
scope out the place. Did we ever get a chance
to do that?
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Hey, that's a great idea.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
So ub forte, go ahead and flirt with the locals
and and do what you're gonna do. I'm gonna grab
a hand hand pocket sandwich toga, and I'm gonna go
walk around the.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
All right, what apparently a hand sandwich? You not what
those are?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Hand sandwich?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, so as you pass by, you find you find
like a hand sandwich. But it's still like, you know,
still early. There's there's a lot of dwarves around for brunch.
So one of the street vendors has shot glasses filled
with maple syrup or some sort of sweet syrup and
(35:33):
just slices of bread, like small strips of bread in them.
Oh yeah, and they're they're called elf toast shots.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Crap.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Oh oh, I didn't know that was Hey, Forte, what
about instead of going in here? Yeah, we go do
whatever that is because that it's delicious. Okay, that'll be
(36:03):
your you.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Know, I'll buy the first round.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Since you didn't actually get to sit in the cup chair,
that'll be your cup chair buying the first round. Oh,
thank you're welcome, You're very kind. It's gonna say something
actually nice, but then I remembered our roles no pun intended.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, so yeah, you get you get the you get
the Elf the Elf bread shots, and it's just like
a it's like a fried piece of bread cut into
strips in like a shot glass of syrup.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Yes, Randall is there and gladly partaking, okay, because Randrel
is not diabetic. Fun fact, unlike his performer, I have
to live very curiously through the dragon board anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
So yeah, you get your you get your lf tosed shots.
And then you see other street vendors selling You see
one selling fancy, They're like the fuck, what is a
wine glass? What kind of They're like stem No, No,
they're like like the stems. Ah. It's like a little
(37:28):
it's like a mini like coaster almost with like a
stemmed wine glass type bottom. What so imagine like a
wine imagine a wine glass like like with the neck
and the base instead of a glass on the top.
It's like a like a coaster, like a.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Like a cocktail, like a shrimp cocktail glass.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, like a like like an elevated coaster, like an
elevated coaster kind.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Of I think like a coaster, like the thing that
I put under my beer or whatever.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yes, yes, yes, yes no not not a toast, not
not like the brave little toaster with many with many
waffles and like fried chicken on the top. It's like
many like in chicken and waffles, but in.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
A named Roscoe. Okay, Rosco's chicken.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
So this is this is what they look like. I
just went on I went on like Pinterest and found.
Speaker 14 (38:30):
Uh, okay, I've never seen that before, wish that it
looks like a mini cake stand and oh yeah yes, yeah, okay,
so we'll we'll just redescribe this cut all that other
ship out.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
So you so you've come across a stand with a
bunch of little mini cake stands that have waffles with
fried chicken and just like while inserted into the fried
chicken with more syrup.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
That's fancy as fu.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
So they're going to hit on someone and we're winning.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yep, yep. So you get the fancy chicken and waffles
or the man weird helf toast sticks elf toast shots.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
It's literally all think about now yeah, so ungry anyway,
these look great.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
Yep, that's we thank you. So much.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
A lot.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
As as we're going down like booth to booth, I'm
trying to think of find ways that's a dog I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
To do that runs by.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
We didn't want to drip chicken, everybody put it in
the chat puppy.
Speaker 10 (39:57):
And the.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Sorry anyway, I'm trying to find like paths to the
house that are a little bit out of the way.
So I'm just kind of scouting out each of the
alleyways by the house, and I'm mapping it out in
my brain and also trying to like navigate, you know,
where's the best place to put the other end of
(40:21):
a dimension door.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Dog is so cute, It's so cute.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Yeah, that's actually a really good question. Do we see
a place it's not like too crowded where we won't
accidentally like materialize it?
Speaker 10 (40:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (40:39):
All right, well we're doing this. Have a question.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
For clairvoyance, it says I can create invisible sensor within
range and a location familiar to you at place you
have visited seen before, or an obvious location that is
unfamiliar to you. So to just find a door around
a corner or in a grow of trees, kid, I
thank you to somehow to know where the statue is.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You know, like you have an idea of where it
is in the house other well, not where which house
it's in now, specifically where it is my bat well claiche. Yeah,
and it's not really familiar to you right now. Thank
you for listening to Spooky dice Bag.
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You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I
(00:28):
am your host, kick Acidron and you then tied the strings.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
To the spooky dice bag. Yep, Old Frank takes a
look in your eye. Those those potatoes have spotted. You know,
Old Frank might be able to use those Oh, Old
(00:51):
Frank is how much do you want for those potatoes?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Go on, hey, wall.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You have a potion?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
What what?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
What are the potions you get?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah? Oh, oh, I don't I don't know if any
of these potions are. I might have some fun stuff though,
Oh my god, tell you what I'll give you. I'll
give you, uh two of these fun mushrooms for those potatoes.
I got a good spot for them.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Two.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
It's a damn deal.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, yeah, but there's five of us.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That's I don't know much.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
They've got the potatoes.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Okay, it's fortaste potatoes.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
He can make his decision on if he wants to
trade them for drugs or not potatoes.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Distances. I never thought i'd hear.
Speaker 9 (01:42):
I'll i'll mind like with if they're like good to
eat or like good to like for I don't know,
you want me to medice the potatoes or the mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If if they will be like your if they're good essentially,
because I don't know how, I don't know if.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
I just take Oh oh, you want me to look
at the mushrooms not your potato? Sorry, yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Can I potatoes have not only sprouted eyes, but some
of them have the little poisonous potato berries coming off
of them.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Oh dear god, Oh wow, I'm.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Gonna can I Can I medice and check the mushrooms
being offered?
Speaker 10 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, so old Frank holds him out in the hand, and.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
In his hand that is a fourteen.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Uh these look like fun mushrooms, not life saving mushrooms.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
All right, So they are fun mushrooms. I stare at
fourteen intently and kick them in an ankle.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Pretty connect.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Yeah, No, they seem solid. They seem like fun mushrooms,
you know, just probably a good time. I'd say good
enough for everybody, though, if he's willing to trade and
maybe pick off those poison bits if you lets you
keep them poison.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, no, no, the poisons on the poison bits are on
the potato, is not on the mushrooms.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah, oh o great, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, but potatoes will grow like a little mini berries
on them that are poisonous, like for real.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That's probably why I was gonna say, yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
All right, yeah, no, we're good to go. Whatever you
want for that.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
They're just basic fun mushrooms, though, But if you want
like a sure, you know, you want to ask him
for something like a poly you know, a polymorph or
something crazy. He might be willing, depending on how poisonous
these potatoes are.
Speaker 11 (03:28):
Up to you.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But sure, what kind of push thank you sir? H
What kind of potion would.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You see equal to the potato poison?
Speaker 8 (03:44):
I'd say you could probably if he's using this, like
if he really needs it as.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
A component, I don't know. Polymorph for is fun, invisibility
is useful. I think what other potions you might have.
Speaker 11 (04:04):
I was under the impression he was just offering the.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
The mushrooms for the mushaters, right, yeah, trade mush tater,
trade for the potatoes.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, my grandma used to do.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, it's up to you, man, But I mean, if
you can always try.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I'd push for three though, yeah, push for a couple
or four? Really, I push for.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Four and push yeah how many?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh, I'm offering you too, But you know what, if
you need four, I can. If you'll, if you'll include
one of those baskets, I'll give you the other two.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Tell you what, I will give you the potatoes and
you can have the basket for free.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Then you're just giving you two mushrooms. What I like
this deal?
Speaker 10 (05:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know, my friend, my friend are a master negotiator,
aren't you.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not letting him do that.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Stop what You've got him on the back your basket
for free? Well, I've never I've never traded.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I'm so concerned.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Anyway, we'll take the four.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yes, here we go. Here's the trade four basket. There
you go.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That sounds fair. Yes, this is a very nice basket.
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, this basket was we've woven by his great grandmother.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I can tell. I can tell that looks like an
old woman did this, certainly, m.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
That's why it looks like it's been ravaged by years.
It's seen things much like his great grandmother.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh god, hey, her words, Granny.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I was actually the last one to see her alive.
And that's cannon now, because I said.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You saw the light leave her eyes.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
No, it's just nobody came to visit after I left. Yeah,
which somehow sadder.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh god, Well, appreciate kindness in the basket and the potatoes.
Thank you very much, all right, thank you? Yes, yes,
my friends, a pleasure. That is a fabulous cape you have.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Okay, okay, just say thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well because being able to take was there something you
need from Old Frank the midnight apothecary behind the fishmonger.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Me personally, Cape guy?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, yes, Cape cape guy, the one trying to talk
to me.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, I mean, what else you gotten? Let's make it quick.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh my god, Old Frank has got the need to
take a nap right now. All right, I think we've
done some pretty good business tonight. You've paid me rent.
I appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, the word square. You're like the one person I
would never screw over Old Frank.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I Old Frank appreciates that, young man. Then he kind
of he kind of looks at you after he says
young man and he's like young one. Sorry, it didn't
mean to offend.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's okay. I am everything and nothing all at once.
So anyway, well.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You guys you have fun. Yeah, you have fun.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Good night, Frank.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
We leave.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
We as we're walking off, I just look at everybody.
I'm like, do you ever get the feeling when we
try to negotiate that reality is just just coming apart
at the seams?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Always, always, not just when we negotiate.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I feel like, okay, we cause people's social cues to
glitch a little bit by the words we say.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
So we just I think don't do good.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
I think I think we're going way off social script.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yeah, they really were putting hurdles that people aren't willing
to jump over.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, like, imagine life is a play and we're really
crappy improv truth.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. A lot
of the stuff that I say is very stupid.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I think same, same. Yeah. Absolutely, we're we're all just yeah, No,
it's it's cool, all right. Yeah, I think we should
all get some sleep.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Yeah, let's sleep off awkward. Did anybody else think that
old Frank lived at the fishmonger? He said we paid
his rent.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
I hope.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Metaphor continually thought that.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
At one point I thought he was the fishmonger and
had to be reminded that he wasn't, just because he
happens to hang out behind the place, just because and quick,
I mean, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
I cannot wait for his biography to come out.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I hope it's.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
We're going to get to the party tomorrow and he's
going to be the leader of the.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Share like somewhere.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
So, you know, when I was younger my friends, I
talked to my friends about their D and D games
and I'd be like, oh, what, what, what's your crew doing?
It's like, well, you know, we were so successful as adventures.
We started our own adventuring business, and we built a guildhall,
and now we're like masters of the land. And now
(10:22):
people ask me what I do in games, and like, well,
we bought drugs from the guy behind the fishmonger, which
is more fun.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think, Yeah, I think that's a bit more fun
than just Yeah, we became extremely successful and we marry
suit our way to victory.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah, Instead, we bought drugs from the fishmonger and stole
a statue possibly breaking our backs.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh and just take a note about this potion that
you guys at, these potions you guys bought because there
were bootleg potions made with ever Clear. Yes, you still
get the effects for an hour like in a normal potion.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Okay, But.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Any any checks that require you to make a wisdom
check or saving throw you roll disadvantage on and you
lose one. You lose two levels of our two points
of constitution for the time you're on them.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
That's okay. By the time we're using them, we're hopefully
not We're gonna be well past the socialization portion of
our plan, all right.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Just yeah, just so sorry, it was disadvantage.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Sorry I was sending something to the group chat disadvantage.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh, that's that's fine. Disadvantage on wisdom checks and saves
that things right, Well.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
That is fucking amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I made that in five minutes.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
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to let you know that the full story where the
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stop on over there, and it's the one that came
out in the week before you got this one. And yeah,
(12:34):
just sort of on the fly, we threw a prompts
into chat ept, so I'm not one hundred percent sure
on the legitimacy of putting it in like a public feed,
but I know you can burn on patreons when it's
over there. But yeah, if you just go over there
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Speaker 6 (13:07):
And then he discovered quality House bourbon.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
How much do you want for that potato?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Are you throw in the basket? I'll make it for
That was amazing.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
That was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
That really was.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I'm kind of pissed about it.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Wrote that.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, damn, just god, damn. Well that's the end of
the podcast.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
What was the part about, Like they named me this
because of my connections to the dark and everything, and
it's like, your name is old Frank.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh they called me old Frank, half out of Jess,
half out of the uneasy reverence people keep for those
who dance too close to death's veil. I think it's
I think it's I think it's being like old because.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
They call they called me old Brank because I'm old.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Half out of being old and the other half out
of being frank.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Kind of what I expected to give. They called me
like just half out of being old, half out of
being frank.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Like somebody must have somebody must have shoved thesaurus in there.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Yeah, now we've gone through that experience. Uh, y'all want
to commit a crime?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Is that tonight or tomorrow?
Speaker 11 (14:53):
Night?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Every night and.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Tomorrow and well it's technically tonight because it's past mid
you guys have already.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Midnight.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, he's only there at midnight.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I think I think we should get a nap.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Yeah, let's go do the magic of time. Will sleep
and eat and it'll all of a sudden be tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Maybe I'm all amped up, but if you say.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So, I don't know how you're amped up. We've had
like more than five beers.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, but that was the most exciting interaction I've had
in a long time. Looks at you, guys.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Oh, old Frank, Old Frank's your dad.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
It's old Jeff.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You take up his mask and it's a jef. The
whole time.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
It was me doo. Anyway, it's a bad joke.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Sorry, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, so what do I go to this party?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Yeah? Since yeah, it's get all pretty done?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Do we sleep and then eat parties?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I just don't know how we can recover from old Frank.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
I'm still reeling to be Frank.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Yeah, I know, we're all just kind of like, what's
the point of us?
Speaker 10 (16:16):
Now?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
They that told a much better story than we ever could.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Like I said that that was full of like, you know,
twists and turns and amazing things. And we bought drugs
from that.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Guy storied history, so you know they're going to be good.
That's true.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yep, all right, if we will get into all of
our fancy outfits next day.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I wasn't always a bit dead Apothecary.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
No shit.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Sometimes my hours are ten to six.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
God damn it.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh Jesus, No.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Broken for the third time.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
This session, Chicken has been killing me today.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Boy are we broken?
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Though? Like?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Are we just straight up broken?
Speaker 11 (17:31):
I think we got to restart the engine back up
there we go.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
And now we're great.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm turning this internet around, guys, and we're gonna alright
bye gun. Alright, so you guys, you guys leave Old Frank.
Speaker 13 (17:49):
The change the group with a heavy heart after old
Frank told you the harrowing tale of his past, available
only on Patreon.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
I just I'll never look at him the same. He's
been through so much.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I know, God, do you think you'll ever talk to him?
Way cooler? I don't know, he's way cooler than we.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Are, though.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
I hope he finds his long lost brother.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And you head back to you're in and I think
we broke Kevin.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Sorry, I don't know. And just something about the way
you said that after what we were saying just truck me.
It hit my tickle button.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
It's I'm having that thing where you have a million
jokes in your head and it equates to having zero
jokes in your head because you're like, oh, oh god,
I want to say, And chickens already told the best
of five, so.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah they have.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So all right, So now that you got your your
potions and your drugs, more drugs, and now you're less
the rotten potatoes with the flies all around him and
a basket. You guys head back and it's like like
(19:23):
one or two o'clock in the morning. Do you guys
have any more plans or are you just gonna head
off to bed, sleep.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Sleep, Yeah, sleep.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Umbro's gonna step outside and smoke a death stick really quick,
but oh my god, after that, after that.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
You gotta go home and rethink his life.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Goes Umbro goes out and smokes a death stick in
hopes of getting a gravelly voice like old Frank's.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, trying to be Tom Waits.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
He's his only real motivation for smoking is he wants
that deep.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Gretty voice, that old Frank voice that you just you
don't cleaned anymore, you know.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yep, we're gonna walk outside. You're gonna look like that
team Fortress to me with a spy, just with like
all twenty cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Stuck in your mouth. Umberne is the one, all right,
And then yeah, I'm ready for sleep, all right, So
you'll go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Then yeah, you wake up the next morning. Does anybody
want to particularly get up earlier compared to your other people's.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Or just gotta go get our clothes and not?
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Really? No?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
All right, so you guys get up, Oh go ahead?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Oh no, I could just be the person that wakes up,
goes gets all the clothing and brings it back.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
So now we can all just get ready and go.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Sounds great, So astro Astrod runs to the shopping center
and women up everybody's clothes, orders shopping.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
They do be shopping?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Am I right? Don't they be anyway? Thanks as.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Carlton drills are girling, women be different from the.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
All right, So everybody's got their.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Stuff, everybody's got their their outfits, their formal attire.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Rangel gets his outfit on. It's like, you know what
I should have got? I should have got a bow
for my tail.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
We can make it. We can make something work. I'm
sure there's like ridin or something. I dig through my bag.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah you find you find some like some ribbon. You're
a copper dragon born.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Uh yes, I believe so.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
So what color like excessorizes best with you with your tail?
Speaker 10 (22:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:04):
Well I tend to wear like, you know, uh my
house colors. So it's like that sort of darkish red.
But the suit, I don't remember what color I got
the suit. I think it was black, pinst Do I
think it was not? Pins? Black?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Is there a tie or a pocket square? Like? What
are we matching to here?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Well?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
You know, it's as someone who like all right, it's
like a.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's like a formal. It's a formal suit. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Okay, so it's like black.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Then, I yeah, I mean for your copper complexion, I
might recommend everything dark red, maybe a dark like teal.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Well, that's all my clothes or that colors.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Yeah, I think there's a red. I probably have a
ribbon from lore holds in here from stuff it's red, you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know, yeah, like a light blue or so.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Yeah, all right, tell me where you want it on
the tail?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Not all the way?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Oh yeah, God, don't put it there. Don't put it there?
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oh no, did mean.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
That's not tail anymore? Okay? Sorry, sorry, sorry?
Speaker 7 (23:18):
What the you're such a creepy.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Like Okay, I've got like the little you know, I've
got the little ridge spine things on the tail, like
about three back from the end.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Okay, yeah, nice boa, all right, thank you? Looks lovely,
very nice.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Slight of hand.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
I gotta know, if we tie it right.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
It's fair. It's fair hand what you're asking me to do.
But thirteen, it's a nice boat.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
It's a nice boat.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's a nice boat.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I'm proud of.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
You, perfectly, sir.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
You think Astroid's not a scrap book person. Let's be real.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Umbra sneakily comes over and just tidies it up just
a little bit, look over and it.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Just mouthed thank you.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
You know her aster being a scrap booker and having
worked in a mortuary, that's terrify.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Yeah, you should be scared. It's like spirit photography. Those
scrap books are dark.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
The scrap books are full of like sanity checks.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
God.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Yeah, youth group with the Raven Queen was a little rough.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Okay, wow man, alright, so we get all dressed up,
we get all dulled, the.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Get wrap our gifts.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I was about to say, we wrap our gifts we
have Oh no, we're we're gonna make a bank you
basket or like a oh no, where's our basket?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
We still got baskets.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I think of that to like one.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
We can't take your basket.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Had fourt baskets?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Okay, we use a basket or baskets in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
H four baskets.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I'm so sorry Grandma's mhmm.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Okay, okay, I take the basket. I take all the
gifts and stuff and kind of like fluff it up
and prop it nicely how you would before wrapping it
in cellophane. But uh, make it as as as neat
as possible. Okay, Okay, when does this thing start? What?
(26:00):
I feel like we got no information about this shindig
that we're supposed to be going to. It's a festival,
so I'm assuming that we all gonna go.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's a little later. It's it's a later you guys.
You guys. Ten you guys woke up like like about
say ten o'clock ish, like like you slept in a bit,
but it's not too late. I could you could still
you got you got up like in time that you
could still get like a reasonable brunch or something if
you wanted it.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
You know, that might be a good idea because I
don't know that we're going to be able to eat
at the party.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Right am I poisonous?
Speaker 10 (26:32):
All?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
I actually meant we're gonna be busy. But that's a
good point.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Too, Yeah, both both. Yeah, you guys should probably put
the post.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
You guys, okay, like has been poisoned at a party?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Like?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Has that happened before?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
It's dwarven food though.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Well, and also it's just hard to be yeah, you know,
like when you're getting married and you hardly have time
to eat anything because there's there's so much other stuff
going on. It's like that.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Are you speaking from experience?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
No, mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Nob has never been married.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Also, also, we did have that whole part of our
lives where all of our food was being tainted in
order to control our minds.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
So we get a little skittish.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Mm hmm, childhood. I called it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Deliverance space.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
It's okay. We caused the social revolution in the town
and retaliation. Yeah, so this was retaliation about it.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
I'm not traumatized to them.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
It's just like silence. This nice little Dorman cafe looks great.
You guys want to get some lunch there?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Of course we all look so nice. We haven't looked
this nice as the ball.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Yeah, and that was only what four days ago.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
It has been a wild long weekend for you, hasn't it.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I haven't looked this nice in four days. It is
fun to go to U a brunch place all dressed up, though,
you know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
It feels something. It feels.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Like you're important and you're going to a place that's important.
You're just like, yeah, I'm supposed to be here. Yeah,
sitting down enjoying a nice brunch.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
How's the and the dwarven equivalent of a house.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Or kids in our prom dresses after the dance?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (28:35):
How's the kind of atmosphere is the is like the
the community getting excited for the festival or things getting
set up or because let me, maybe we could talk
to people so you can.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You can see that. There's like banners and like like
the uh you know the flag streamers what, Yeah, the
ones that go off of like like you know, I'm like,
like they get a bunch of little like the little
triangle flags on them, people.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Who stream stuff about flags, And I was like, that's weird.
Why would anyone how would you do that?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah? No, nobody. Only only a madman would do that.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
In a fantasy, it's like the one that gets stuck
on the Dolorean and back to the future too.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Anyway, listen to Flag for Content every nine weeks.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But yeah, so you you see those and they seem
to be heading like north to the rich side of
town because that's typically where the festivities happened, Okay, And
then there's there's like a little before like the path starts.
(29:49):
There's a couple of little like cafes. There's a little
bit of like a street fair happening, just kind of
around this around the whole festival happening, And there's a
lot of different signs and stuff that say like, you know,
welcome to Stoneheart Festival. Things like that starts later starts to.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
See any other any games?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Mmmm uh not here, not not like in the town proper.
But they're like, you know that the signs do advertise
that there will be games and stuff at the proper festivity.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
The town doesn't have their gambling permit, but the county
does so as soon as you get out of Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah, it's like a fireworks stand.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, this.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Is gonna be.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
I mean, I know we have to do some subterfuge,
but this looks really fun.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
I kind of just want to hang out here.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah, everything we do starts out fun, that's true.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
It'll yeah, it'll end different, that's for sure.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Then the screaming starts, you know, hmm.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
He got them goddie thing.
Speaker 11 (31:24):
So shall we just mill about until it begins time
for the game?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
So yeah, you do, you said, do you see a
couple of like there's there's a couple of like smaller cafes.
As you're heading up there, they look a little bit
more like bougie than the ones in the town where
you've been.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
Go around asking the people, asking people the socio economic
details about their life.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yep, yep, just like normal conversation.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Are we gonna duck into one of these? Yeah, we
could like cafe places or oh.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, god, I'm just picturing. Hey, it's a nice outfitchure wearing.
So what are you bringing down after taxes?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Lord? Yeah, so numbers? Like all right, I know these
places look more bougie than the kind of places we
normally frequent, but hear me out and you guys will
never expect this. But I'm gonna flirt with the waitress
and try and get our prices down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, So you're just going to try to destroy the
microeconomy of this particular restaurant. I understand.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Okay, I just if I could.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
I a door that Forte just said I'm coming with,
I'm like, all right, I'm a I'm a dip.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Forte likes to watch.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's the chair.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
You got a chair for your can?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
God, everybody just ran to that so quickly.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Well, some of us weren't in a hotel room with
a bathtub in the bedroom.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Listen, it wasn't heart shaped or anything.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
You're lost.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
That's the more horrifying part. It was very utilitarian.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
The listeners don't.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Me to know about my private life.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
All right, Yes, I need I need a hotel room
with a very specifically utilitarian bathtub in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Do you want the do you want the cup chair
included or excluded?
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Hands?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Should it in ourselves?
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Is it part of the brought I brought my own?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yes. I was wondering, Uh, what is the room you
have that is the most awkward and off putting and utilitarian?
Speaker 11 (33:55):
This one right here, sir great put a cup chair
in it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's the one with yeah, oh god awkwardlyian So yeah,
are you guys? Are you guys heading into one of
the cafes.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
For they're heading into one of the cafes to cause
social issues.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Umbra just wanted to Yeah, I mean, do you guys
want to eat or not?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Has very simple wants and needs.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, we'll eat. Well, I thought
we were also freak out.
Speaker 11 (34:40):
Here's here's a why don't we go I don't know,
scope out the place. Did we ever get a chance
to do that?
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Hey, that's a great idea.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
So ub forte, go ahead and flirt with the locals
and and do what you're gonna do. I'm gonna grab
a hand hand pocket sandwich toga, and I'm gonna go
walk around the.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
All right, what apparently a hand sandwich? You not what
those are?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Hand sandwich?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, so as you pass by, you find you find
like a hand sandwich. But it's still like, you know,
still early. There's there's a lot of dwarves around for brunch.
So one of the street vendors has shot glasses filled
with maple syrup or some sort of sweet syrup and
(35:33):
just slices of bread, like small strips of bread in them.
Oh yeah, and they're they're called elf toast shots.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Crap.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Oh oh, I didn't know that was Hey, Forte, what
about instead of going in here? Yeah, we go do
whatever that is because that it's delicious. Okay, that'll be
(36:03):
your you.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Know, I'll buy the first round.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Since you didn't actually get to sit in the cup chair,
that'll be your cup chair buying the first round. Oh,
thank you're welcome, You're very kind. It's gonna say something
actually nice, but then I remembered our roles no pun intended.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, so yeah, you get you get the you get
the Elf the Elf bread shots, and it's just like
a it's like a fried piece of bread cut into
strips in like a shot glass of syrup.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Yes, Randall is there and gladly partaking, okay, because Randrel
is not diabetic. Fun fact, unlike his performer, I have
to live very curiously through the dragon board anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
So yeah, you get your you get your lf tosed shots.
And then you see other street vendors selling You see
one selling fancy, They're like the fuck, what is a
wine glass? What kind of They're like stem No, No,
they're like like the stems. Ah. It's like a little
(37:28):
it's like a mini like coaster almost with like a
stemmed wine glass type bottom. What so imagine like a
wine imagine a wine glass like like with the neck
and the base instead of a glass on the top.
It's like a like a coaster, like a.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Like a cocktail, like a shrimp cocktail glass.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, like a like like an elevated coaster, like an
elevated coaster kind.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Of I think like a coaster, like the thing that
I put under my beer or whatever.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yes, yes, yes, yes no not not a toast, not
not like the brave little toaster with many with many
waffles and like fried chicken on the top. It's like
many like in chicken and waffles, but in.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
A named Roscoe. Okay, Rosco's chicken.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
So this is this is what they look like. I
just went on I went on like Pinterest and found.
Speaker 14 (38:30):
Uh, okay, I've never seen that before, wish that it
looks like a mini cake stand and oh yeah yes, yeah, okay,
so we'll we'll just redescribe this cut all that other
ship out.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
So you so you've come across a stand with a
bunch of little mini cake stands that have waffles with
fried chicken and just like while inserted into the fried
chicken with more syrup.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
That's fancy as fu.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
So they're going to hit on someone and we're winning.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yep, yep. So you get the fancy chicken and waffles
or the man weird helf toast sticks elf toast shots.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
It's literally all think about now yeah, so ungry anyway,
these look great.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
Yep, that's we thank you. So much.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
A lot.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
As as we're going down like booth to booth, I'm
trying to think of find ways that's a dog I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
To do that runs by.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
We didn't want to drip chicken, everybody put it in
the chat puppy.
Speaker 10 (39:57):
And the.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Sorry anyway, I'm trying to find like paths to the
house that are a little bit out of the way.
So I'm just kind of scouting out each of the
alleyways by the house, and I'm mapping it out in
my brain and also trying to like navigate, you know,
where's the best place to put the other end of
(40:21):
a dimension door.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Dog is so cute, It's so cute.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Yeah, that's actually a really good question. Do we see
a place it's not like too crowded where we won't
accidentally like materialize it?
Speaker 10 (40:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (40:39):
All right, well we're doing this. Have a question.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
For clairvoyance, it says I can create invisible sensor within
range and a location familiar to you at place you
have visited seen before, or an obvious location that is
unfamiliar to you. So to just find a door around
a corner or in a grow of trees, kid, I
thank you to somehow to know where the statue is.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You know, like you have an idea of where it
is in the house other well, not where which house
it's in now, specifically where it is my bat well claiche. Yeah,
and it's not really familiar to you right now. Thank
you for listening to Spooky dice Bag.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
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