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March 17, 2025 • 45 mins
The gang goes to a concert the night before the big ceremony.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three by

(00:28):
your host Kick Acidron, and you untied the strings to
the spooky dice bag.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So you guys had met up with Frank and you
heard that Pierce was down at the Dragonfire Tavern.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes, we did, all.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Right, So how would you like to proceed?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Are we in the niner? Is going to be in
the morning?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well no, you know what, it's still at night because
you guys met up with Frank and Frank's only out
at midnight.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, otherwise, so with.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
The boys club. Who's asleep right now?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well we get to the Yeah, I'm sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well I'm gonna wait till Randall's sleeping something.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Ah, just scabs, so many scabs.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I need to know. Is it have I got? What
have I got down there? Is it a up?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm not I'm not doing anything to you.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I need a little privacy for what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Do not.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
You think so little of me? Really need.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's not that I it's not that I don't think
hide helpful adventure and you automatically assume it's going to
be something terrible. It's not that I don't trust shout.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Racism.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
This is not It's not that I don't trust Shall.
It's that I don't trust the person playing Shall. I
know you.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm not gonna try to kiss her character.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, go ahead again fucking caressing my shoulder and kissing
me on the head. Yeah. So, uh well we get
to the so umbers of sleep. R Andrew goes downstairs
and it is like, I have I'm not gonna drink
a lot, but I've got to unwind after all this.
I've finally come down off of that like ninety proof

(02:34):
strength motion a little mm hmm, just just to scouch
and maybe some coffee.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Mm.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Also, Pierce is here. You should You should come down
and see Pierce if he's.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Playing different tavern?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Is he? I thought we were at the dragon Park.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, you're not staying at the dragon Fire.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh okay, well we go this one.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
The st Mule, Yes, the Shitty Mule. Damn. Yep.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well that's official now thanks, it's.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Just going yeah, have a different name, but it's not
important enough to remember it's not the shitty Mule.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Well, if Randall's heading downstairs, m's asleep. Well about what
time of night is it?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, you already met up with Frank the midnight at night.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
A little probably gotcha. Okay, So so Shell's gonna kind
of like a chall doesn't sleep. So CH's going to
go to the window and open it. He's not going
to defense rate himself. Instead, he's just kind of kind
of looked up towards you know, we're in the underdarks.
There's no moon or anything like that, but he seems
to like have this feeling about where the moon would

(03:58):
be up on this surface, and he is going to
start talking to someone who is not there.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
I'm working on it.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
If no, I listen, listen, I.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Will find what we're looking for. And you need to
give me time. I'm please.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
I like these people, and I think maybe Stricxhaven might
have an answer to what we're looking for.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I know want Sharon blood on our hands, but that
is please, please let me do this.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
And he's going to end his conversation with whoever this
missing person is, and then he is going to kind
of meditate on the window so far.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, what was Forte in the room during all that?
And he didn't notice.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Would not be in the room.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, I'm prison there though, I.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Wonder if overheard.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm just having really uncomfortable dreams.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
Now.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
He's also coming off the ninety proup potions and he's
probably just tagged out.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, that's that wasn't as
creepy as I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't know, jumping to conclusions just because of oh no,
it's pretty fucking creepy.

Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yeah, you're underselling yourself.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
At the bar, going yes, can I have a safe
for human ale and some safe for your human coffee?

Speaker 10 (05:49):
I get both of them, and just like you, look
at both the jugs and just.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yes, it's it's just warm stuff, but very very very down.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Very much.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
So I got we get that for you. And he
comes back with just yeah, like a coffee cup and
a and a thing of ale.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
There you go, thank you, sir. H Rangel just leaning
mostly toward the coffee, but is just like cushioning himself
a bit. I don't know what else is gonna happen. Tonight.
But uh man.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, but at least we succeeded, right. You see that
there's like nobody else in the bar. It's just you
this bartender. It's the same bartender that was kind of
being cool with the people moving the statue around, right guy.
But we succeeded.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
We're doing good, right. M Rangel finishes up his drink
and you just do you know where the dragon Fire is?
I heard somebody's there that I'm familiar with.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Hi, The Dragonfire is just down the road a couple awesome.
The bartender pours you a shot and just offers it
up to you, and he has his own shot and
they hold it up. I reciprocate, Dotrawtenstradden down.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
It downs it, thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Randall steps out into the street and it's like, I
really hope I'm conscious in like an hour now, and
just decide to head down to the dragon Fire to
see if Pierce is there.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
There you go, So I'm at I'm at the window.
Can I see Randall pass by?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yes? You see Randall passed by the window.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Walking he is.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's kind of he's still staggering a bit because you know,
he had he had a beer and then he had
a shot of random alcohol. Plus he's still coming down
off of the ninety proof.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
And he had a cup of coffee. So not only
is he litured up, he's got energy to be a problem.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Right I I because I'm sitting on the window sill,
I'm going to kind of use my monk slow fault,
just down slowly behind him.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh my god, Oh wow, where the hell did you
come from? You and windows? Man? You have got a
thing going.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I don't know, I just think it's cool. Okay, where
are we going?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Uh? There is a place just down the road called
the Dragon Fire, and there's a musician there tonight that
I am familiar with, and I'm gonna go see him
if you would like to come along with me.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
You know, I've always been interested in the new music
out there.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
I mean I've been away for a bit, so yeah,
that sounds nice.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
What's the hot right now? Some jazzy tubes?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Se Sure if jazz had like a uh child with
a cart accident.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Sure, that's not selling the skill of the musician. Are
you to go see them or get away.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
From the No? No, I mean that in the best
way possible.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Rachel just starts leading away and sitting here going what
have we done? In its head?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
All? Right?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Where is forte forte?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Where are you guys? And? Uh?

Speaker 8 (09:54):
Would I be able to see them walking by from
when they when they walk far enough? Can I see
them from window on the other part?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah? Yeah, if you're like looking out the window.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Uh, let's see them. I'll miss step to.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Them, Okay, step, but.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
I want to do it where I'm behind them and
I'll be like.

Speaker 11 (10:15):
Hey, guys, there's no one in this group walk what
the fuck?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Look?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
You remember pierces in town? Yes? Yeah, I'm heading down.
You're down with that? I'm so down awesome, Okay, cool.
Apparently our bartender is like cool with what we were
doing earlier. So remind me if i'm sobern up to tell,

(10:51):
like everybody else, did you tip them?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Because I think we burned some of the furniture and.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Enough to buy more furniture. Actually, okay, I'm descended from dragons.
I collect gold.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
It wasn't a lot of like really good furniture, so
he's probably getting the furniture cheap, so he pocketed the.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Rest, right. Well, you know, he's been good.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
To us, that's fair. I'm just you know, again, we
did fuck up the place a little bit, so.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I kind of feel like it's a dwarf and tavern.
This may happen fairly regular, especially with miners around. That
makes sense, like mining for or miners, not children.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Miners have children drunk too. Now the children are drunk
to the dwarfs.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Possibly you've been you you haven't been out in a while.
Things are different. We'll we'll guide you.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Okay if I say something racist, like an old grandfather,
let me.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Know my stuff, Uncle Frank.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, okay, Astra deliverance. Are you guys? Yeah? Where are
you guys?

Speaker 10 (12:12):
Probably waking up in the Uh my god, what is that?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
That what we were saying.

Speaker 10 (12:19):
We're we're hanging on the temple.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
And their hair is perfect and.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
The wonderful Yeah, yep, just athereal there's a gulf filter
over the camera.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
And the other smells wonderful.

Speaker 10 (12:35):
They had this beautiful, gorgeous bath that they like, We
woke up early in the morning and they're like, hey,
we want to offer this bath for you as the
sun rises and birds are chirping and singing, just milk
and honey with rose petals, and we're just chorus.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Beautiful there's a couple there's a couple of deer that
come in with towels for you.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Ye birds fly in with a wash cloth, And I.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Really just think that's how our healing journeys could really less.

Speaker 10 (13:05):
And you know, just oh, this was a great conversation.
I feel like you really needed this.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
I did, thank you, and you know what, I really
feel like we've connected more in this like a couple hours.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
Oh god, i'd like to say the same. Yeah, I'm
excited to see your journey forward, and I'm I'm happy
I can be here for.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
The beginnings of it.

Speaker 10 (13:29):
This is a dollar in twenty six. Sorry, I'm I'm
scanning cards. I'm paying attention, but I'm scanning Magic the
gathering cards right now.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
So you're doing that in game too, you're yeah, yeah,
I'm starting the edge of the gathering cards. Richard exists,
and we're just where this tits out in like a
hot stone map.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
We're playing that.

Speaker 10 (13:55):
I'm just tits out.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Just where the guy is doing play some scanner.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
We're just we're doing fine. I do think I might
have a disconnect from one of my goddesses, but like
that will totally.

Speaker 12 (14:08):
Be a thing we deal.

Speaker 10 (14:09):
I deal with later, and yeah, and and right now,
right now, all you need to focus on is yourself
and what you want to feel.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Right now, thank you. I just you know, I'm doing
my best. This is what do they put in this bath?
Because I feel like I am high in the best way.
Oh yeah, that bath bomb was purely made out of opioids,
wasn't it.

Speaker 10 (14:33):
No, that's self love. And put a hand on her chest,
on the bone part of her chest, not like her titties.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
I mean, you know, all right, it's getting so sappic,
becoming that.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Kind of podcast.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Huh oh god. Yeah, So you know, we'll deal with
that whole kiss later too. So I'm sure that you
know what, the boy's probably just relaxing, having it all night, right.

Speaker 10 (15:02):
You know, you you don't have to take care of
them like they are their own people. Just because you
are the woman of the group. That does it mean
that you're responsible for them. When I when I was
teaching at the school, that one group there was a
one group of kids that like for some reason, when
I went into proctor, the professor said, oh, I'll fix

(15:25):
this kid's problem behaviors by putting them next to the
quiet child that happens to be a female. You know
how often I see that ship It's too often. It's
too often that teachers think it's a good idea to
dump shitty kids on good female stereotypes, like what I
don't And she goes off on the I just the letter.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
I let her go, get it out.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I am with you.

Speaker 12 (15:56):
To do all of this.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
I have watched them almost quite literally die on multiple occasions.
So and I've had to stab things through the chest
to keep them from dying.

Speaker 12 (16:06):
But that's like the only.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Time I'm gonna start interveting now, you know, like they
can handle themselves when they're out drinking, only if they're
about to get stabbed in the chest.

Speaker 12 (16:13):
I feel like that's a fair.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
Balance, right, Yeah, yeah, fair balance.

Speaker 12 (16:17):
Or maybe they need to learn and get stabbed a
little bit, just.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
A little bit, just a little bit, maybe just a
little bit. I mean, it's not like you're not gonna
bring them back. Is he gonna have to?

Speaker 12 (16:28):
Well, yeah, of course I'm not gonna let them die.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
But yeah, no, I think this is good. Oh wow,
that card looks like it's worth a lot.

Speaker 12 (16:35):
It's shiny, But.

Speaker 10 (16:39):
I did I do have a card in my hand
that's worth like sixteen bucks.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Oh my god, can you need to stop out of
the game store.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Yeah, I know. I'm not gonna sell it because it's
actually a card that I may be able to use
in one of the Maybe maybe that is the USD
two US. I don't We're not gold backed anymore, are we?
I think it's Alex.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
No, we're nothing. We're just the faith backed. Oh god,
that's that's all. That's just a dollar is a dollar.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
And that'll change if Alex Jones has anything to say
about it.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Oh god, the worst preacher in the area.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Alex Jones can in this game now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
What I needed to do is look up on YouTube
in the Stratton Conspiracy and we're trying to think of
Yankee gay.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
Again. Yankee, we're already gay.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, they are out.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh my god, goes back to herself or self care
about just leaning into the rose petals with the lovely
dawn light.

Speaker 12 (17:51):
They'll be fine. I'm sure they're not gonna make any
bad decisions.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
You enjoy your tiny, little, tiny little fairy dragon comes
over and starts breeding your hair.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Cut. Two Right as you guys are walking down the
rest of 'all are walking down the street. Here the
sound of music coming from music from the Dragon Fire

(18:28):
after rains.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Look like, oh he started, this is great, okay, And.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
As you get closer, it gets louder, and then you
know exactly where you have to go.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Don't even have to look at the sign anymore. Yep,
you know where Piers A.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, I hope he plays Sweet Home Water Deep.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
That was a really bad joke.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Guys, what podcast?

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(19:49):
beco'mem a capitalist or some sort of shit, I think
we're just going to get back on to the rest
of the show.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I hope everybody listening enjoys it, and you can.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Ask evens out man, we're still at eighteen.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
The number determines how many seconds you can play.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh god. So anyway, Randall heads into the end of
the Dragonfire. He's assuming it's a dragonfire. It's good music.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, yeah, So you get to the dragon Fire and
as you enter, in your sort of hyperactive drunken haze,
you see again just a man on the stage, giant
leather top hat, leather clothes, big poofy hair coming down

(20:44):
from the top hat, giant glasses, and just an endless
cigarette that just has just has like like a long
ass piece of ash that is still somehow on there,
even though it's like longer than it should be.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Chance, I've told you, I told you this was gonna
be awesome. I think I need that hat, don't you dare?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I was gonna see where his haberdasher is.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I just I'm really glad Umbro never got that idea
in his head.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Oh I wonder if umb would like a hat as well?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
You know what, Yes, he would. I can tell you're right,
Faith got my hat.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
No, but what if we all got the same big
leather hat.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I'll think about it. I'm kind of attached to my
jaunty hat.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Well, yeah, maybe every just needs a hat that matches
their personality, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
There you go, And I do think that hat would
would work with.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Um, Yeah, your hat. Don't get me wrong. I think
it's great. I think yeah, we should talk to everybody
we can get like we can get everybody can get
a hat, and we get carslofst.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Patrick.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Oh, we can have a fancy hat party in mind
will be the grandest of all. I want that for you, fourteen.
What kind of hat would you wear?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
I would like to wear Fedora.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
You know what? And I'm sure you could.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, totally with a feather.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
We're done with us. Let's go to the haberdasher.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Let's do it. We have to look and see if
there's a midnight habitasher in this city.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
In Frank knows one.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Randel finds a table. Oh, oh goodness, house a crowd
right now.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Oh the crowd fucking loves is just loving this. You
get the feeling that Pearce is pretty regular around here.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Is there a merch table?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yes, of course there is a merch table.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Well, I'm sorry, I'm going to go to the merch
table and we'll see if there's like like.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
A tunic.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
With with like a logo yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, with the name on it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
So you do find you find a tunic that says
Pierce and it's it's a long his symbol is just
a long smoking cigarette with ash coming off the end.
It's just far too long. Is how much?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
How much for the tunic? I just I love it?
And you have it in black?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
They only come in black?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Sorry? Are you blind?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Or is it just is it just the lighting?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I mean no, I'm just the yeah colored blade?

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Uh yeah no no, now now I could see clearly
with my eyes that this is a black tunic and
I love How much is it?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
You know we're on tour right now. Five gold? What
do you think? Five gold?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Do you think that's okay? You haven't a bit smaller size?
I can see I'm very very narrow hit I'm all
skinning belt.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Of course, of course we have them. We have them
in size, like I can see how narrow you are.
Do you fit into halfling sizes or.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
You know, honestly, I think that would be a good
size for me.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yes, okay, we get we can get you that in
halfling size. That's fine, okay, yes, and now how much
would that be? Also? Five gold?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
That's you know that, you know that's perfectly fair. Let's
see I am. I'm gonna go ahead and pick it
up for five gold.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yes, perfect, enjoy the show, Thank you, Thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
This is this is my first time in a concert.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Your first time? Oh are you enjoying it? How do you?

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yes, I mean I just I just got here. I
just something about it. It's just entrancing.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
It's uh, I don't know. I feel pretty good about life.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
I'm not going to talk to you years off about it,
but I think things are going well for me and.

Speaker 12 (25:26):
Good to embrace is good.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm glad to hear it.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Thank you, thank you, And I'm gonna just slip the
the half wing sized T shirt on over by Monk Robes.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's gonna look very very awkward.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Perfect.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
So yeah, okay, So now I've got a really awesome
tunic of a very long cigarette with a long trail of.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
A rangel's season, and He's like, before the end of
the show, I'm going to buy one for because I
know he's gonna want one, and I was going to
worry about the size. But that I realized too, I
was talking about in size is irrelevant in relation to umbra.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
So I literally only have fifteen gold and I spent
five gold shirt he supposed.

Speaker 12 (26:14):
To spend it.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, it's over It is an overpriced like cotser T shirt. You.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Oh no, no, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
I'm just I'm making good financial decisions on my seven
year old monk.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yes, the best decision ever.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh man. I wonder if we can find someplace to
get like a top hat airbrushed on the back.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Oh man, maybe I could carve one out of wood
a hat. Yeah, I'm good with wood carving.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
I can make a hat out of wood.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
We make shoes, right, yeah, I just didn't really, and
you make a hat.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
A hat is just a shoe for your head.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Name of the episode right there.

Speaker 12 (26:57):
Right there.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I can't argue with this logic. I you have.

Speaker 10 (27:06):
You have remade Randall's mind.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I'm not saying it's good.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I'm just shoe on your head. Friend.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
How long were you in the monastery?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
What how long were you in the monastery? Again?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Let's see about seven hundred years, do you for take
a couple.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Of decades, right, Okay, that would yeah? All right, cool,
we'll get this. We'll get this all sorted out, buddy.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
And five five golds a normal price for a tunic. Right,
I don't know. I don't understand economics. It's been like.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Seven hundred years at a concert, yes.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Okay, okay, but I could still get a full night's
rest at a tavern, a breakfast and a dinner for a
couple of silver right.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Ah, yeah, I will handle that for you. Oh oh,
we'll go over economics on the road.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah, yeah, if you could just kind of give me
a crash course in the history of the world since
the past seventh centuries.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Right, and quick question, I understand your current quote unquote
living situation. Are you capable when we go over economics,
are you capable of having a cardiac arrest?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (28:27):
You know, I haven't had a heart attack yet, but
it'd be fun if it happened.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Okay, I'm just checking because there may be some shocks
involved when we do this.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
So, yeah, what does money have different value now than
it did some hundred years ago.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Let's just say there's been some inflation.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
It also depends on which from you're in that Like,
if you go to America, everything's fuck.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
There were unified world currency under a world government.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
No, next, you're gonna tell me the world is round?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
No, actually, I still don't know. I mean, I saw
some things on the way here, but like it could
have been a lensing effect. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Like I'm just saying, if the world was round, you
wouldn't put on a map, you'd put on a globe.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I just he I look at fourteen, and I'm like,
you want to tell him? I don't think he'll accept it, Okay, fair,
we'll go over that later when we get to school. Yeah,
there's there's a lot you're gonna be finding out here, Bud.

(29:38):
It'll be fun. Though.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I appreciate you taking the time to help me learn
these things. Most people try to kill me.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, that's that's bad. That's not a good thing at all.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You know, I said so as well, But it doesn't
stop them.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I think the only reason they haven't tried to kill
me is because I'm seven feet tall.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, you are big.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm a little imposing, which is funny. Yeah, you have.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Such a nice personality.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Though, well, thank you. It's nice to hear someone say that.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
It off sets the sheer terror of your form. Not
that you're scary, like in your face and your eyes.
Your eyes are very kind, but you're very, very big.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I understand that, I really do. The monks told me
I was an adorable child, and then that changed.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Oh, you were in a monastery. Yes, that's right, you
were in a monastery as well. Did your monastery get killed?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
No, they were just old and incapable of caring for
a child in the way that a child needed to
be cared for.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
That sounds sad a little. I'm just trying to like
enjoy the vibe here, and that just brought me down.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I'm sorry. Let's listen to the music. Let's listen to this, all.

Speaker 10 (30:58):
Right, everybody gonna play the sad a song. I know.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Rods. Sorry. Are we going to go back to the
temple after our I mean the hot spring?

Speaker 10 (31:22):
What's supposed to happen.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
There's a nice brunch spring.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
It's like three in the morning at this point.

Speaker 12 (31:31):
Yeah, I think I will have I'll have that once.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
We're back to stay there.

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Yeah, we could.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
We should probably go back to I want to do
one thing at the temple if liked on my own,
if you're distracted with your magic cards, oh.

Speaker 10 (31:51):
Of course, of course.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Well I think while we're getting to getting ready to leave,
and we had our beautiful facials, we're absolutely glowing. I
just kind of want to find the raven queen little
annex that we brought before.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
M hm.

Speaker 12 (32:06):
I'm sorry that we've been to before.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
And just kind of check in with her because I
feel like there's been more of a poll in after
the lovely conversation we had.

Speaker 12 (32:16):
I you know, we just had.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
I'm feeling more of a poll to her than Maliki.
But like so, I just want to sit down and
meditate for a little bit and see if I get
any sort of message or sort of I don't know,
energy from one or the other. I'm just gonna kind
of sit between these. I sit between these two shelters,
and I said, Okay, a lot has happened. It's been

(32:42):
a minute since I said hello, hi, everybody. Kind of
like a kid who doesn't call enough from college, I
kind of wait.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, you get a sort of tingling feeling within yourself.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Uh like a.

Speaker 12 (33:08):
Look put the cat dragged in.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Uh yeah, so you get you get a sort of
like a like as sort of like a soothing almost
massage type feeling on your shoulders. Mainly, so you get
the two altars set the altar to Miliki and the
altar to the Raven Queen set up.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Yeah, I kind of put them like I have a
usually done in the past.

Speaker 12 (33:34):
Sort of putting them within this.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
They each get their own individual placement, but they are
sort of then diagrammed in front of animal.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Sure sure which side is each one on.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
I'd say the Raven Queen is on the left hand
and the Emiliki is on the right hand.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Okay, so on your left hand side you feel a
like a soothing almost touch on your shoulder.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I kind of reciprocate that energy kind of by playing
with the the ravens skull ring that I have with her,
and I thank her and kind of pull her energy,
you know, and say thank you and kind of release her,
and then I moved to the right hand.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
There's definitely a presence there, but it feels more a
little bit more distant, not like it's completely forgotten about you,
but like like a friend who you haven't called in
a while, or they haven't called you. That's sort of

(34:47):
a that you forgot about each other. Not that you're
not friends anymore, but it's definitely a relationship that could
us some more.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
Uh I put I kind of take that pendant of
that unicorn pendant like I'm a fast unicorn pendant.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
That she's had that she'd given to me very early on,
and kind of make sure it's like really kind of
I go to press it to my heart and sort
of realize maybe that this is not.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
It's like when you press it, you can I mean,
you can physically feel it like pressing into your skin,
but it it doesn't seem as like full as it
usually is or as it did in the past.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Okay, as what's going to kind of focus in on
that and just need time to meditate on that further.
Let me just get back home, get away from the
under dark where I can be touching nature, and I
will come back to you. Right now, I feel like
I'm like my connection to the nature's fading. You've been

(36:08):
in the dark for so long. I will come back
to you, I think, Well, I will talk to you
again when I'm on I'm on your terms, I promise,
And just kind of close out with that sort of
that there's a draining I feel of asteroids, nature magic
that sort of like green or if that comes with
the laky net with how long we've been in the

(36:29):
darkness of the raven queen in the kind of world.

Speaker 12 (36:35):
So I just focus in on that. I say thank
you and goodbye, and then I meet.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Back up with Deliverance and just we should probably get
back to the mule tavern and get some monorists.

Speaker 10 (36:50):
I actually have something to do while she was doing that. Okay,
while she's doing her stuff, I am going to find
us fluted area that.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Like.

Speaker 10 (37:04):
And she goes around, checking every which spot, see how
long it takes, and you know what kind of sounds
there are going back and forth. And she pulls out
from her sashel a letter writing kid, sets it down
and gets writing a letter. Sure takes the glove off
of her right hand, and on her right hand is

(37:27):
a ring. Pulls off the ring. Like in the ring
there's like a small like as she kind of fiddles
with it, there's a bit of like a stamp symbol
on it, and she stamps the finished writing letter, stamps it,
folds it, kind of walks around a bit, finds the

(37:48):
nearest fire and drops it in the fire. Okay, and
the meat back up is as she is dropping it
in the fire.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
All right. So yeah, as Astra, as you walk back
toward deliverance, you see her dropping something into like a brazier,
like a big bowl where you would have like a
fire going.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I don't, I don't think I acknowledge it. I think
I learned that there's privacy in the temple.

Speaker 12 (38:21):
And ritual was very important.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Okay, but I make my presence, no, like I nod
to you, like.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
Giving you that sort of whatever you mean. You know,
if you want to tell me, you can tell me.

Speaker 10 (38:36):
H yeah, yeah, uh ready to go? Is that they
the deal?

Speaker 12 (38:41):
Yeah? If you are, you're good.

Speaker 10 (38:43):
Okay, No, no, I'm fine. She's got the leather glove
back on and adjust it.

Speaker 12 (38:49):
All right, let's go back to the what was it
the shitty mule? God?

Speaker 10 (38:54):
Yeah, I don't why are we staying there? Well, we're shitty, Like,
why are we staying there?

Speaker 5 (38:58):
I think it's kind of ironic, like when you tall
call like a really tall guy tiny or something, it's
like a nickname.

Speaker 12 (39:05):
Also, they did help us or some shit, So.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Okay, we should get some resk because we definitely should
go to no Strata to confirm everything tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (39:13):
I don't know about you.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I need to get back up up until the light.
If this is starting to affect me.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
How dark is I remember?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Uh? Was it midnight?

Speaker 10 (39:23):
Apothecarry Frank he told us about that tiny little patch.

Speaker 12 (39:27):
Right, yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:27):
The sunlight. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we'd like, I mean,
if we're kind of still finishing up about this now,
we could probably okay, put your words together, if we
want to stay down here a little bit longer, we
may want to take a trip over there to just

(39:47):
soak in the soak in the moon moonlight.

Speaker 12 (39:49):
And you know that's a good idea, not die of.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
Vitamin D deficiency.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Yeah, and I like also vitamin G. My one of
my goddesses isn't too thrilled with the moon. But that's
neither neither here nor there. So yeah, I think if
we've got to stay longer, which once we confirm everything
is okay with the you know what, I think they
can take care of themselves.

Speaker 10 (40:13):
Yeah, a little concern about what that's gonna bring because
I was thinking about it earlier, like what if people
point fingers at her, say, oh, you stole it. Now
you're giving it back like we have to be here
to be like now, yeah, we found it, we found
it at his party.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
We yeah, we should talk to em about what she
wants because I'm not sure if it's supposed to be
like it appeared to us because of the or if
it's supposed to be like we found these are the
people that took it it. Excuse it's your cue, you know,
but yeah, right, jacket, But you're right. We should we
we we've we stick it through.

Speaker 12 (40:53):
We finish what we start for once and if it
means that I need to drain a little.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Bit more from and pull more from the raven.

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Queens, She's okay, weren't we just talking about We were
just talking about taking care of yourself before taking care
of these chuckle fucks.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
A whole society is not chuckle fucks.

Speaker 12 (41:16):
But that is draining. I understand. All right, let's you're right,
you're right, You're right.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
I know I'm right, So I said it.

Speaker 12 (41:24):
Okay, all right, let's go to bed. Yeah, back to bed.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
The sleepovers turning into the grumpy because you're too sleepy.

Speaker 12 (41:32):
So we go to our rooms before it gets rumpy.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Oh the boys aren't here, but they'll be fine, like
you said, they can take care of themselves, and I
go to bed.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
Exactly all right, So what are you even giggling about
at this point?

Speaker 8 (41:57):
If you like, at a time we you're telling the
cleric not to heal us.

Speaker 12 (42:03):
You're the robe.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
You're the you're the robe, and you're like giving self
help advice to the cleric.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
Yeah, you're.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
I'm getting so manipulated right now. But in like a girl.

Speaker 10 (42:17):
Power away, I'm not saying is not work. That's exactly
that is all that is Deliverance's character. Yeah, she is
the epitome of gas like gate keep girl boss like.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
And asked for its desperate for connection.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
This makes total sense.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Sorry, guys, good luck you're not here.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
You have you have like an older, like an older
female like person to look up to.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
M hm, really though, really, I got that devil on
my shoulder. But somebody's gonna need to find an angel
real quick or you' all gonna die.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Meanwhile, Rangel's over at the table, going, Okay, I got
a tunic for everybody.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
It's in middle school.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
It's like being in middle school and like knowing someone
who has a car and just like they seem like
they give good advice.

Speaker 8 (43:16):
That's exactly fucking it.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Rick's got a bitching camaro, he has his own ship together.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Are we living a dead Milkman song right now?

Speaker 9 (43:35):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Spoilers for deliverances feet.

Speaker 10 (43:38):
Ye, her is her husband's because that's how that's us.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Well, when you end no fault divorced, there's only so
many options.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
There you go, and that's what's pes.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Allegedly.

Speaker 10 (44:05):
Oh.

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