June 9, 2025 • 58 mins
Part of the team finds the school charter, a couple others talk about their feelings, and Ember shows up too.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I
(00:28):
am your host, kick Acidron, and you untied the strings
to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Should we talk to it?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
No, no, no we we what if it knows how
to get in there?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Well we want Chandra figure that out, don't we? Or Chandra,
I don't know how to say.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I guess such a long walk.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Greetings, did you need help finding anything? How is.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Your chance?
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Right, yes, yeah, I am here on behalf of Llamacha's loreholds.
And I was trying to retrieve some paperwork, a copy
of some paperwork, and I believe it is.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
In the restricted room, and we were.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Going to see if we could get one of our
friends and administration to let us in. But if possible,
it would it be possible for you to let us in?
Speaker 9 (01:33):
Of course, of course if it's from of course, yes, yes,
let me let me get let me get you right
in there.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It so has the feeling of my my uncle Bob
Nintendo owns the company, mister.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Now too, So yeah, it'll take you right to the.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right to that.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
And it's it reaches out its hands and it's got
like five digits, kind of like a typical human hand,
and as it reaches toward it, its fingertips pop out
and spread to three each, so there's like fifteen digits
(02:23):
per hand. And the large like not quite spike, but
like a almost like a spike, comes out from the palm,
and it pushes its right hand on the door and
whatever magic feeling that you had before dissipates, and then
(02:48):
it takes its left hand and turns a knob that
you that was hidden like on the door in the center,
turns it with a click.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Thank you sir.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
There's anything else, said Bata macs Ortney.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Absolutely, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Please let me know. I would be happy now.
Speaker 9 (03:10):
And and just just if you're looking, I am mum,
I am this number twenty five, Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Ranks. Yeah, is anyone else kind of sad we didn't
do the bone thing now?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I mean you can always do that a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That we can say, yeah, that's we do it on
the way next time.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
See if you can juggle, my fems.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I never would have figured out that door knob. I'm
not gonna lie that was.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I've never And you hear you, hear the you hear
the the lead wheels coming out of these working yet
and and please remember to to shut the door on
your way out.
Speaker 9 (03:59):
It's of course, thank you, nothing special.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Brandam notes, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
And before you're finished, cope, it's already assumed off instead
of all right, organizing.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Awesome, Okay, I think we should lock the doory catch it?
Speaker 10 (04:19):
No, Yeah, seemed weird specific like if we.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Were able to modify the terms of the agreement and
it's putting back here. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Hmm, all right, uh, I'm going to do uh what
an investigation roll help me find what I'm looking for?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
All right, alrighty, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I think we're all helping right eighteen. But yeah, if
you guys want to look too, that's that's fine. There's
no telling how much we can find never mind, all right,
only half as good as you.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
All right, So with the with the eighteen investigation, you
are able to find the new charter. Okay, so you
find the later charter. It looks like it was just
signed like a month or two ago.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
And still with him, all right, yeah yeah, Randall pulls
out his uh, his note taking stuff and starts copying
all the new information out of the charter. I'm sure
some of it is like cut and paste, like the
unimportant stuff like the this is a school for teaching students,
(05:45):
but like you know, the new clauses and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sure, I have never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Who is Chad GPT?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Chad great Professor?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You never heard of Chad GPT?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yes, no, so the so the charter has the basic
you know, Strickxhaven is dedicated you know in advanced like
magical and Monday and knowledge Ambra. You remember from one
of your orientation classes that it had mentioned cultivation of
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ethical leadership.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's like, yeah, I remember shuddering at that thing.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
You remember it saying, you know, because ethics, Yeah, you do.
Notice that that's gone. And the part of the part
about everybody, all beings getting along it was in the
original charter is also gone. And at the beginning the
books like it was done fast because it says we
(06:49):
you know, Comma, guy Ferry established his charter blah blah,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
We so like oh you or and then just his
name the royal, the royal we.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Multiple people. It might be it could be the royal we.
It could just be an oversight.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well oversight, uh can be helpful.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Or he could be one being made up of many
tiny beings just spitballing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Wait is it w e? Because maybe it is tiny people?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, oh wee.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Guy fairy h Randall is trying to like tune all
this out if he copies the document.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah we the guy fairy court.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Well, well but putting I'm sorry, Joey Bagga, don't execute
stuff down in his journal? Is there?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
If I do like a perceptional we'll see if there's
anything else in here. The catch is my eye, yeah,
just to see if it's no, just like in the
room in general, white.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Oh in the room okay, so in the room, uh
there are so there are a couple of little little
guys going around. They're they're called monodromes. They're kind of
like a like a hawkwork ball with a single eye
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and like just arms like wings.
Speaker 11 (08:39):
Okay, yeah, like the top shelf uh no, much like
much like with the with the archivists that you ran into.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
They seem to be just in their own little world.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Mm hmmm, Rangel, notice this on me? Just well, at
least it's not that brain archive as we had to
deal with.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I think it was a nightmare.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I kind of want one of these argument with it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, because he was being a he love a dick. Yeah,
Shall if you had met this guy, you would have
thought the same.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I mean Shens, just like Umber Sorry and Joey.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yes, thank you, and Joseph Joseph Joseph Pastries.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I've got to think of a better name.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right, So we got what we need here.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Rael gets done copy. Rangel gets done copying.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
He's very good at this. That he had three jobs.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
He had three jobs copying, man of scripts, tending turnips,
and getting beaten with a sock full of doorknobs. All right,
that's the three things he's good at.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Jesus, it only fit like three in a sock too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't know what it's a tube sock.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
He can get for it, chili pepper style. I got
I got copied what I needed copied. And once we
get out of here, there's something I'm going to tell
you guys, but not right now. Randall very carefully puts
(10:34):
it exactly back where it went in the exact same
state he found it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
All right, all.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Right, we are good to go, and we will close
the door behind us and uh get the fuck out
of here.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
And and you know, we got a message to Jay
so when he gets back, he'll know to get in touch.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Now, we we did find Astra to eloys paperwork. Should
we just see if they take more spind get anyone else's.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I don't want that much gone.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't want them to notice that many of one's
gone on actually count.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Of concerned, but these two.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So we need to just kind of implicate us if
we take all yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Okay, m yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, very
specific reason for taking out all right, So let everyone
get out into the hallway before I shut the door.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, as long as you know that I'm in charge.
So I'm choosing to go out into the hallway.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
That's why I'm letting you. That's why I'm letting go
out in the hallway first. But it's my Yeah, you're
the boss. I'm being polite.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I'm boss.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'm showing leadership, Yes, sir, mister humper dick.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes, thank you, Uh come right out.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yes, thank you sir?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yes, all right, all right, so we we we leave.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
I don't really think you're weird.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah, yes, purpose all right, so we we leave.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
So you leave, you come back up? Are you how
are you hiding documents or what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Doctor h We put them in shalls. Uh yeah, I
guess it's attached to its waist or something. I put
it on shall so like it will be less likely
for him to be discovered. Because who wants to pat
down the corpse? Okay, I wouldn't rather, I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Would rather we did that sounds metal as buck.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I I don't have my sewing kit.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't think like I mean this is.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
To see going back up and just kind of like
that's not.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm not having this conversation.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We could go see the nurse. I have been running
to see the nurse.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
We'll see the nurse.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
We'll need the nurse before this whole adventure is out.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Goodbye, nurse.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Figure out how to hide the documents. And as you're
making a way back up, we're going to cut over
to uh Forte and ember a conversation.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yay, ill Lovevember.
Speaker 12 (13:48):
Hey Forte. How you been, Bud Amber?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
How you?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I am all right?
Speaker 8 (13:53):
How you been, buddy?
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Oh? You know, just here playing a fire and having
fun seeing caves and stuff. Sometimes that's kind of cool.
Like when I was there, I saw I saw you actually,
yeah I remember that.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, I was really excited to see you. It's
been a long time.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
Yeah that was fun.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Fun.
Speaker 12 (14:15):
Yeah, so you you and what was your name? Astrid? Yeah,
seemed to be having like talking to each other, like
lots going on, you guys, you guys, Okay, you guys
still friends and stuff.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
We're still friends. I just I made a mistake and
there's the consequences are long term?
Speaker 12 (14:45):
Oh oh yeah, I've done that. Oh yeah, I mean
one time. Yeah, like one time I I made too
much fire and then I didn't have any fuel, so
the fired up really small. I'm sorry, but lasted forever
where I didn't have a lot of fire.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Tell you I'll help you build fire whenever you want, buddy.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Oh thanks, Bud. I appreciate you. Guys. Gonna be saying.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Here very long, I think, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
Okay, but like what kind of what kind of long
term consequences did you have to put up with that.
It sounds it sounds like a lot.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
And I don't know how long you've been around. I know,
you know, sir Cornelius. Oh okay, that's fair. So you're
familiar with like specters, phantom inspectors and all that stuff.
Speaker 12 (15:37):
Of course. Yeah, yeah, well I've I've been here since
Cornelius was, you know, alive. I don't know what what
is that like ten years? Five years?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
No, it'd be much longer than that. I mean, he
seemed to be growing and then I think we first
met him. He said, have been a while since he
was last alive.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
Okay, yeah, well, so so he hired me while it
was you know, before it was a ghost, maybe twenty years.
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That's okay, buddy. How much do you know about God's Uh?
Speaker 12 (16:14):
I don't really have much use for them? Okay, I
mean a little, a little bit, but not much use
for them. Wine do anger one?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
I definitely angered.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
One here that some of them can get angry.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I angered one, and I I kind of bit off
more than I can chew, and I might at some
point I might I'm gonna be gone inevitably, But oh no,
it's okay. It's okay. I think it will turn out well.
Speaker 12 (16:50):
You need some calls or.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
No, I won't need calls. I think I might still
be able to you if it goes well. I just
it's also a matter of like my brother, he's kind
of mixing all this. I really like it if you
would get along with my brother.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
You're okay, You're okay. I don't think i've met your brother.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
I hope you don't meet anytime soon. There's a lot
of stuff that has to be resolved.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
Okay, is your brother like is that a person who
would pour water on me?
Speaker 8 (17:24):
No? No, my brother is Actually he's a lot nicely
than I am.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
That that can't be.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
How will I to think that? But yeah, you'll you'll
love it, He'll love you.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
You're the coolest person I ever met.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Thank you ever? Thank you.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Well.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
I meant that like like in a good way though,
like like you know, I'm sometimes bad musicool, but it's good.
It's cool and a good way.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
That definitely is.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
No, uh no, it's just Astroid and I were just
arguing about the whole thing, and things are just pretty tough.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Not right now.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
No, what'd your brother do to?
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Uh? They kind of fought. My brother wanted my brother
wanted me, but my friends are around, so they kind
of had to just be there. And uh, Eloy's not
around and my brother didn't exactly cause it, but he
is a reason why Eloy was in the water when
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the sharknado happened.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
Oh my Eloy, that's the worst thing that could happen.
Somebody was in water.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Okay, no, Elol can can swim. He was in no
danger of drowning. He put it drown He's a fish.
He's a fish.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Oh okay, that's.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Good and plus Eloy. When we first met Eloy, he
said that's how he wanted to go. So if anything,
I think Emeric did him a favor. That's my brother's name.
Speaker 12 (19:01):
By the ways, Emers a good guy here.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Uh well long term, Yes, he is a good guy.
You haven't met Emory yet.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
Now it's a good guy because because he gave Eloy yet.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Well, no, that's not why he's a good guy. My
my brother is after me because it's something I did
when it used to be someone else. That's that's a
long story.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Okay, Okay, I get it. I get so you were
your brother and wants Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
My brother's angry at me, and then astroids metter at
him because of Eloy. It was just a side effect
of the fight. And and there's a whole God invoved
in all this. And yeah, I'll be okay. I think
I'll be okay in the long run.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
Okay, just do me a favor. Don't don't don't don't
go into water.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
I'll try my best, buddy, who scared for you, I'll
do my best, buddy. I I think I can't go
into water. I think I have a spell for it.
So I'm I'm covered, buddy. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Good.
Speaker 12 (20:05):
I'm glad because I do not want.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
You to.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Go under the fire from that.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
I promise you I won't. I also promise to keep
you away from water.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
Well, thank you. I've been I've been doing this for
like five years or so. I think I'm pretty good
at that. But thank you.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
All right, But well I should probably go check on Aster.
Can Can I give you a hug again?
Speaker 12 (20:30):
Of course?
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Of course I'll hug ember.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
You hug Emper and you say one fire damage.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Okay. Forte has absorbed elements, but he just never cast
it when he when he hugs them, he wants to take.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It is a good.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I want a little I want a little elemental friend.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Dog's been watching the whole thing.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Sorry, oh yeah, I'm not going it isn't for he's
got a floating he's got a houses blowing around.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah, just him floating over village, just going yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
That's.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
So yeah you can. You can go and talk to
if she'll let you. Try to talk to Astro.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
What you're gonna do about it? She's beating my rocky.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Floda doesn't know that.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I think you know.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'm gonna call our little route at the school right.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Now the dumb Ship part Day, since y'all have such
serious discussions and weird.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
Yeah, oh extra.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So Astrod is there?
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Should you were at the.
Speaker 14 (22:07):
Undertook the rock for us and the snow in our possession? Uh,
I'm yeah, I'm just gonna. I was gonna look see
if there's like a small like mausoleum type thing, but
I think yeah, I'm sitting in front.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
Of the the Raven grave, just kind of staring at it,
wondering if I can figure out that name, trying not
to think too hard about what just happened.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
If you come up.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Was oh, sorry, I was just gonna say.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
When number was growing up, he had a poster of
the Raven Grave, one of his favorite bands.
Speaker 14 (22:46):
Yeah, it's just sitting Chris Grass. When you come up,
she's just staring, trying like essentially wordled with a grave.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Hey, Hi, Hey, what's up.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
I just got back from talking to Emperor.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
Now he knows uh a short version of what's happening.
He knows about he doesn't know Elector's name, but you
know he knows about my brother me eating. Wow, you
being mad at my brother Eloy?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
Did he grasp it entirely? I love him dearly and
want to hug him and take him with us forever.
Did he understand the seriousness of the situation.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
I think I let him know that at some polt,
I'm all it will be gone. But I did promise
him that I won't go into water. Although we're going
to find Glet back.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
So we'll do some to do a blow out for
dryess off.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Ah, I have a plan.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Care to share that one this time it's said you're gonna.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Be gone soon.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Well, remember when we try to get more information out
of it. I think it was one of your goddesses,
someone that you're wearing. Was like, either I will have
to kill Lecter and then I'll become a patron, or
Lecter is gonna kill kill me and then he'll become
a full patron again.
Speaker 16 (24:30):
When you're in the dark long time, the Raven Queen's
influence becomes more of a resting your head on a
gentle feather pillow as opposed to Malakey.
Speaker 14 (24:44):
He becomes a bet of Thorn's because she's outside more.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
But I'm okay with that, and maybe that can change
some things. But okay, anyway, No, it's fine, this is fine.
I'm sure Ember is going to be fine with everything.
And you know, if you need to go, you need
to go. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
Mm hmm, it'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Speaker 14 (25:10):
Check they've been gone a little too long to be honest,
and you see.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, some tripes and down the road. Let me I
can send to them.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Yeah, best best of you do it. Thank you.
Speaker 14 (25:31):
She's she's really not wanting to look you in the
eye just yet.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I see.
Speaker 14 (25:35):
That's their live. She trying to keep together a little bit,
all right. Uh to oh, who's most likely to hear
me and not freak? Out, We're gonna go with Randall.
Uh for this one. I don't think Shell has received
the sending for me before, and I don't know if
(25:57):
you perceived number has received a sending before. All right,
I just the manager.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Offended, and did you.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Guys are about halfway back.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
Okay, we're we're ready to go. They're ready to go.
Whenever you all come back with Jace, please come back soon.
I said, that's Randall.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, who did you send that to?
Speaker 14 (26:34):
You can respond to?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Okay, all right, yeah, Randall just headed back. Left note
for jays Bog your student transcripts bringing them have copy
of new charters.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I can't not using.
Speaker 14 (27:02):
It for titty Sprinkles. Sorry. Look, I do look up
at four on their way back. They are clearly in
good form and it's them because they ended the message
into the sprinkles. But they have the charter.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
I don't know why that.
Speaker 14 (27:20):
Doesn't but yeah, they'll be they'll be back soon and
a Jason be there to Uh. They got my records.
I know that's a good thing. That means they know
all them, like they name in my crains and stuff.
They didn't say anything.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
About yours though, given my past it's not surprising that
mine would probably be elsewhere.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Awkwardly to sit in the graveyard reading for them to
come back.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Do you put titty sprinkles at the end? Right?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I did? I the first time I've had one, so yeah, fanatically?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah? Right? Does it total hack?
Speaker 6 (28:05):
If you don't put a space, it's all one worse?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Oh we just found a loop? Hey, what's going on
all the way back? It's the boy all right?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
So you guys? Yeah you make it back?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Absolutely, they shall? Can I get those documents you smuggled out?
Thank you? I walked straight up to aster because something
told me y'all would be in the graveyard.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Well you see them?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I was going there anyway.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You saw them in the graveyard as you as.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You walked its?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah, yeah, I walk up. What are you saying?
Speaker 14 (28:45):
Everything's normal? How did it go?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Well?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
That didn't sound normal at all. But I hander the
two files. We didn't look inside. We just smuggled them out.
This is yours and Eloy's files, my middle names.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Oh no, I just saw astroid armitage Shall might have looked.
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
I'm sure ever would love to him.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I know them, but.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Mh no, it's just something my mom gave me a
long middle names and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Don't worry about it, Okay, No, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay. So we couldn't find Jace was but I met
Chandra or Chandra and uh.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yeah, yes she is.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Uh anyway, Uh we left a note under Jase's door
in draconic so it wouldn't be easy to read. And uh,
I made a copy of the charter and if we
need the original, now that I know what the inside
looks like, if I get within range, I can dimension
door into the room so we can bypass the security
(30:11):
if need. Wow, y'all seem awkward as fuck?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, what went on here?
Speaker 10 (30:17):
I thought we had a weird did you?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah? You guys haven't said it. Way, what do you
think of like three minutes? Do you not?
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Come on you?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's a pretty badass mustache.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Uh huh that's all I wanted. Look, thank you.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
I'm just I'm still in pain from hugging Imbert. You know,
he's he's he's fire.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
He is.
Speaker 10 (30:48):
Yeah, this seems different because you hug Ember every chance
you get. I've seen what that looks like.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
You know, I don't stop.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Well, the one time I walked in on you guys, due, well,
but this is something different. You both seem like you
hugged him burg but you don't look burnt.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Well, you look like you You look like you emotionally
hugged it.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
It sounds like she got burned by the rock.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You guys want to go to the mudroom and talk
about this?
Speaker 8 (31:27):
No, but I'll get to the mud room.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
That would get No. I feel like I wrestling on
something right now.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's just.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Burn it.
Speaker 14 (31:42):
That's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, wait, I want to look.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Look, I'm sorry. I know it must hurt to see it,
but like I didn't feel comfortable with them having his name,
whether he's dead or not.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I have no idea what that makes.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
So look, we're just we're fine. We're fine, forte, I
are just friends. Everything's gonna be fine.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Yeah, just friends.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You don't sounds like nothing is fine?
Speaker 14 (32:10):
Okay, walks away, walks away.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
We're really good friend, gonna head inside?
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Did you guys kiss? Are they.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay? I think they're fucking they're definitely, don't.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
I don't know that they've been alone long enough since
I met them to probably not. We've been like the
most bizarre polycule.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
Us, like I haven't gotten laid since I became forte.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
I bet if we go in that mausoleum, there's just
condoms fucking all over the floor.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
What's a condom?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Randall walks off to that.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
The Airbnb is dimensionally like locked, so that could be
for any number of guests.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
I'm gonna scrying.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
There's a fun mentioned in Baby Baby Any room I'm
man is the dimension.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
But not a sex dimension.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
What is there honeymoon just.
Speaker 14 (33:19):
To take a quick lap. We should get rid of
these words. Uh and we should probably yeah oh great, yeah, yeah,
Ember and he'll have so much fun you will.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Randall comes back just okay, all right. I there's some
inconsistencies in the charter, like a lot of the uh
you know for the greater good stuff that don't be
able clauses are all gone. They're all gone, They've been
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removed from the charter. And there's some this there's some
stuff in here written in a hurry. I'll have to
go through it better with a fine tooth comb. But
like there's a wee guy fairy thing instead of.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I got fairy.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Like I think it was supposed to refer to him
and his cohorts, but he didn't list those cohorts. There
are technicalities we need to figure out him. We yeah,
we could be a lot of things. We could be
him and a loaf of bread.
Speaker 14 (34:27):
Wow. You guys got a.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm surprised. I'm also shocked. We lived nobody.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
We almost did almost.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
The whole time.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
We did consider. We did consider breaking a window and
chucking uh shall in.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Peace by piece say not for lack of trying. Yeah,
it wasn't. We didn't go.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
No, we actually went to the administration building and went
down into the secure files.
Speaker 14 (35:04):
R Are you know orientation? That was literally in the
first ten minutes we were there.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
He Yeah, we saw them and recognized them.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
And remember I was I don't know, I was very
distracted during orientation.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Orientation also, but he seemed very polite.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Actually, I find I find that if you lie and
say you're there from one of the founders, they're all
really polite to you.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
All the guards are acting like they're on drugs.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
They are. I think they're in chance.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
The weird accents and terrible sense of humor. Very one
of them was carrying a kitchen water. One of them
had a chainsaw. I don't know what the fuck is
going on up there.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
They had like a they had a chariot that looked
like it was drawn like child.
Speaker 16 (36:02):
M.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, it's getting a little there is.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
It's getting very brain like some ship went down in
America as well. Yeah, okay, they're doing this. It sounds like, yeah,
that's the other one, Chandra said.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
I mean it wasn't fine before, but how much I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
And it's spreading up yeah, like when again, like when
was it you always had trick Satan's always had problems.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yeah, Murica has always kind of been shipped from I
can tell from when I was there.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Maybe we can we have more guns, I know there.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
Have you ever seen blow darts? You know, like yeah, okay,
so put like six of them into like one big
blow dart and then cast fireball through it.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Oh yeah, you know it's gonna end up with shouting.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Ball six times. Bad ass.
Speaker 14 (37:19):
If we found somebody there that is a friend of
ours that's on drugs, are they intentionally on drugs? Because
if it's they're intentionally.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
On drugs, I no, it's basically there's an army of
hall monitors with little orange sashes. And I think they're
enchanted by Sashism. That makes yeah, yeah, that's why it's
(37:47):
anybody else hear rim shot just.
Speaker 17 (37:48):
Now, I think.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
It's a basketball hoop.
Speaker 14 (38:04):
What's Deliverance getting back? I really want to have a
conversation with Delirious.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
I don't know, I don't I I don't blame her
for going on another spot day. I feel like I
need a pile of gold to go lie down on.
Speaker 14 (38:24):
All of a sudden, Yeah, I'm gonna go. Sit careful,
don't twist an ankle. We have a we have to
go on a mission.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Leader.
Speaker 14 (38:39):
Don't forget the orange slices that we left.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
I mean, if it's if it's shall we can just
wrap it. I mean, but anyway, forget it. So, yeah,
we got we got some information. Uh ja here soon
Hopefully we also left him a piece of.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Candy, candy like like butter.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
He takes out the two pieces of candy grab and
it's like, you guys want some, but.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
You enjoy it.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
I I think we need to bring the might as well,
rip off the band aid and burn these files with thember.
And it's when Chase Kiser, Yeah, oh, we need to
look around the woods Oh, he'll be happy if the
cherry tree or anything like that nearby we wanted some wood.
(39:33):
I'm gonna go grab some kindling from the woods real.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Quick, coming back right he did. I'll help.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
So you guys in the woods, you find wild walnut
tree and like an old abandoned.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Let's do the walnut tree a kind of side eye Randa.
Maybe we don't funk with apple related th.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I how does it look? I know it's an old
abandoned apple tree. Is there any fruit on it?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Uh? There there is fruit on it. It looks it
looks like it's just dead, like kind of old bangled baffle.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I'm going to sleep under this tree.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
I need to see if I get any any kind
of decisions or anything.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
It's been a little while.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
If you can appoint it.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I know I don't, but I.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Shows so woods from my O goddess. That's it's tonight.
It's tonight.
Speaker 14 (40:47):
It's nothing to do with I'm gonna try to climb
the tree.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
This is a problem for future Rangel.
Speaker 14 (40:51):
I guess I attempt to climb a tree like child,
that's not gonna be good. Just straight down good. Okay,
that's a big six.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
A big old six, So you kind of grab it
one of the branches and you kind of can't quite
get your footing there, so you like lift yourself up
a little bit and your foot slips.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
Do I at least have a broken branch.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
On my hands a little bit? Uh No, the branch
was like one of the stronger branches. Hurt your hand
a little bit too.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Oh yeah, I heard? Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
This is what happens when you spend all this time
in the younger dark. We forget how, we forget how.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
I told me.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
It gave me the it's not you, it's me speech.
That's why I'm weird. We just got these fucking fucking
it sticks and go back, That's why I'm weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
be toxic anyway, it's.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Okay, all right, No, it's well, I mean he's goad.
Speaker 14 (42:08):
And yeah yeah, ye shall as well. But like I'm
getting worried that left is getting more powerful. And that
was it that of an argument we had, But it
wasn't really an argument. It was more of a like
I'm concerned and he's like, I got to stay away
from you because he made me let out my defenses
and that sounded really like toxically romantic, but it was
bad and now I feel sad alone. Let's pick up
(42:29):
his kidling ankle Bert things.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Rangel is like so awkward about that. He just like
big hand, just pats her on the head.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
It's like, there, don't do as sad. I guess no,
he did, very likely.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Sorry, you aren't able to just reach up and grab
a couple of like snap snap.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Yeah, I've got the advantage of super height. So yeah,
I just start.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Handing her, which is probably what like nine feet.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
So I just start hating.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
I start handing as.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
This has been a great day for me, truly a
great day.
Speaker 8 (43:15):
You know, Nature's nice a friend today.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
If you get if you get a river tomorrow, you've
got a turkey or something.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
You get beatens, you'll have.
Speaker 7 (43:26):
Well we are going, we are going to that's a
good point.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You're still a chance for the technically that's oh ship.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, I think it's an ocean actually, so I guss,
oh boy, you're you're going for like the you're going
for that.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, the got yeah, the e got of nature oxygen trees.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
There we go and he got ocean.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
He's doing ocean.
Speaker 7 (43:59):
Havn't even attached to my shoulders. And I'm still kidding.
That was definitely traveling.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, I wonder what they're talking about out there.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
All right, So you guys, you guys grabbed the out there,
you guys grab the walnut handling. You have like like
probably a small handful of the sticks, and you can
head back the house for emberg Is anybody else gonna
(44:38):
do anything before head back in?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
No, Randall's kind of like, oh god, everything's awkward all over.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Okay, So yeah, you guys head back in. You entered
the Airbnb in your standard dimension. Mm hmm. Everything is
set up basically, everything set up the same as the way.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
That it was.
Speaker 6 (45:05):
And yeah, semember going to Embers little farness room.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Because he still got his little on.
Speaker 10 (45:14):
Oh my god, and this is all little like l
I l apostrophe right Embers little furnace.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
Yeah, yeah, So who is going to go visit Emper?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh well, we're carrying wood already.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
I want to go see.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
This fire here's eating up.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
Good game, good game, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Good game man.
Speaker 10 (45:46):
I didn't expect you to actually catch fire once you
got three in a row.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Plus there you go. I gotta work on mine. Let's
gonna see what these wood clowns are up to.
Speaker 6 (46:03):
You guys are going the.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Sorry numbers and baller, what's up?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
What's up? You would clown bitches?
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Oh my god, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Wish I had a girl I would call he.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Okay, I get that, I fucking get that.
Speaker 8 (46:34):
But perhaps you don't have any names or numbers right now,
given what's going on. Perhaps it's best that you umbra
don't get any names and or numbers right now. Give
up what's going on?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Oh yeah, that's that's my problem.
Speaker 8 (46:55):
That's your problem.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
It's because he's gonna.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Go all right, yeah, all right, he's gonna walk up
to it.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Hey, what's your number?
Speaker 8 (47:12):
Have you been radicalized by strick Saven?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Guy, fairies, guy, fairies, Flavorville cap pres.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Right right, that's yes, hey, uh, until we get the
place back, I hope we start calling it.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I've been calling it has quite a.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
No, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, No, it does ring like a bell dung.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
I mean loves that.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
So we're gonna we're gonna go through Wooden to our friend.
Speaker 14 (48:00):
Thank you promised over the.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh is that?
Speaker 14 (48:06):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (48:12):
What did you get walnut, it's the best. I don't
get it that often though, Yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
We can bring you more anytime you want, Buddy.
Speaker 14 (48:28):
Look around you. You should check your on that feeling
that those trees maybe where it's supposed to be there.
We'll get it back to that later. I need you
to burn some things.
Speaker 12 (48:38):
For us, well, sure, I love burning.
Speaker 14 (48:49):
Astro and artage is my gana.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
Here you go, yeah, come again, mm hmmm, as.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Jesus of pronounce, okay.
Speaker 14 (49:07):
Which one?
Speaker 12 (49:07):
How h so Ember take Amber will take Asterroid's file
and like two little pieces of the walnut kindling and
like just kind of absorb them into himself.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Sorry, just like.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
The idea of person.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Ember's just moved beyond the need for first person. That's
just how he talks about them. Is the player Amber
don't need to be.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
Tied takes the Ember takes asterids astros file and a
couple of pieces of kindling and just kind of absorbs
them into himself. And he starts gets a little bit larger,
not like a full size up or anything, but like
a little bigger, a little brighter, big old smile on
(50:05):
his face.
Speaker 12 (50:08):
Thank you so much. Oh that's how good walnut the
best walnut, one of my top like three favorite ones.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
Should we save us to later because.
Speaker 14 (50:24):
He got I take a look at it, take a breath,
remember our old friends. No, I don't want You're right,
I don't want this weird bullshit coming to him when
he's in his paradise right now, just getting high with
bell drills. So punch and sharks on the other side.
(50:48):
You're the last of the first. Okay, yeah, hand it
over with a couple more of killing.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Eat up. Bud anana bumpa.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Mana pumker man a bunga man a bun man a bunga.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
Is this it is?
Speaker 12 (51:14):
I am gonna eat it. I'm gonna gonna burn this up,
very special.
Speaker 9 (51:20):
M and uh.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
As embers taking in Eloy's file, you get like an
image of Eloy.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Like a fish man.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
It kind of turns like a bluish hint and you
can almost see like a like a picture within the
ember's flames of people.
Speaker 14 (51:48):
As the file burns, Estard squeezes Forte's hand. Just one sessay,
were good?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
After that?
Speaker 7 (51:59):
H okay?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
I barely knew him, but he seemed like a pretty
rad oh like a bad as a way to go
out to Hi.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Yeah, you're definitely carrying the ship out of arrest.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
I was just petting dogs on the beach.
Speaker 14 (52:19):
Yes, you would have genuinely loved loved having your friends.
You would have thought, yeah, and asked a ton of
questions and probably would have asked if you could hollow
out one of your fingers to turn into a pipe.
Speaker 7 (52:33):
I mean I I can't do that?
Speaker 8 (52:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yes, no, yeah, these aren't bad questions.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
We should roman or something. Yeah, you could teach him.
I'm a librarian who is nine class second city conversation.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh, you can start a thing called the damn right
Citizens Brigate.
Speaker 7 (53:13):
Oh I forgot to pick them a application ship.
Speaker 14 (53:16):
Don't worry, Jason'll be here soon. No grab. Oh okay,
you' all have you really weird about Yonder? I know
she's hot?
Speaker 7 (53:29):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Sorry what are you here to do? Sorry? Sorry? Nothing nothing.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I don't really even have sex drift anymore, but still would.
Speaker 14 (53:42):
Do your bones?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
But do your bones get hot?
Speaker 7 (53:46):
I don't?
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, dude, do your bones get hot?
Speaker 8 (53:51):
Do they elongate?
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Your bones? Hang low? Can't you swing them to and
row bone?
Speaker 14 (53:58):
Oh? Wow, that is actually a very attractive trade.
Speaker 5 (54:02):
Yeah, Oh, think thanks for the help. Ember Rander Just
Randall just walks out.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I can you guys know I can have different penises too.
Speaker 14 (54:17):
Okay, that's where it's no that from him.
Speaker 6 (54:25):
It's changed things in mister fantastic.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
You know is there a bar here?
Speaker 14 (54:30):
Well that is a selling point. I'm not gonna lie
to you, but we're gonna be cra for the bar.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (54:37):
Yeah, you can. You can open up with that lot I'm.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Sure I have. It does not it does not go well.
Speaker 8 (54:48):
You guys are amateurs, which one.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Time it went well. One time it went very very well.
But usually no would you get amateurs? What was that?
Speaker 8 (55:01):
I have more than two hands. I can do a lot.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
I can't. I ship He's right, I stay humanoid. I
can't have more hands. You guys combined.
Speaker 10 (55:22):
We can make as leave any room.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Even presumably a locked one. If we're ever in a
tight situation we need through a door that I can't pick.
Let's just make as super uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (55:38):
Cringe cringes.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah, she'll she'll know the right one. She'll guide the way.
Speaker 10 (55:45):
That's her guiding bolts. Yeah, bolt as in like bolt
out of a fucking room.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
Yeah, demonstrates yourself auto defonistration.
Speaker 14 (56:06):
Anyway, I've done.
Speaker 8 (56:12):
H Ember was burning stuff, we saw Eloy.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
We were thinking about Chandra.
Speaker 6 (56:21):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 7 (56:25):
Tomorrow at all?
Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, climax Yeah.
Speaker 6 (56:35):
For an n PC and.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
I stand end they all fucked.
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Speaker 10 (58:00):
Se
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I
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am your host, kick Acidron, and you untied the strings
to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Should we talk to it?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
No, no, no we we what if it knows how
to get in there?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Well we want Chandra figure that out, don't we? Or Chandra,
I don't know how to say.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I guess such a long walk.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Greetings, did you need help finding anything? How is.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Your chance?
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Right, yes, yeah, I am here on behalf of Llamacha's loreholds.
And I was trying to retrieve some paperwork, a copy
of some paperwork, and I believe it is.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
In the restricted room, and we were.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Going to see if we could get one of our
friends and administration to let us in. But if possible,
it would it be possible for you to let us in?
Speaker 9 (01:33):
Of course, of course if it's from of course, yes, yes,
let me let me get let me get you right
in there.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It so has the feeling of my my uncle Bob
Nintendo owns the company, mister.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Now too, So yeah, it'll take you right to the.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right to that.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
And it's it reaches out its hands and it's got
like five digits, kind of like a typical human hand,
and as it reaches toward it, its fingertips pop out
and spread to three each, so there's like fifteen digits
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per hand. And the large like not quite spike, but
like a almost like a spike, comes out from the palm,
and it pushes its right hand on the door and
whatever magic feeling that you had before dissipates, and then
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it takes its left hand and turns a knob that
you that was hidden like on the door in the center,
turns it with a click.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Thank you sir.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
There's anything else, said Bata macs Ortney.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Absolutely, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Please let me know. I would be happy now.
Speaker 9 (03:10):
And and just just if you're looking, I am mum,
I am this number twenty five, Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Ranks. Yeah, is anyone else kind of sad we didn't
do the bone thing now?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I mean you can always do that a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That we can say, yeah, that's we do it on
the way next time.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
See if you can juggle, my fems.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I never would have figured out that door knob. I'm
not gonna lie that was.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I've never And you hear you, hear the you hear
the the lead wheels coming out of these working yet
and and please remember to to shut the door on
your way out.
Speaker 9 (03:59):
It's of course, thank you, nothing special.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Brandam notes, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
And before you're finished, cope, it's already assumed off instead
of all right, organizing.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Awesome, Okay, I think we should lock the doory catch it?
Speaker 10 (04:19):
No, Yeah, seemed weird specific like if we.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Were able to modify the terms of the agreement and
it's putting back here. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Hmm, all right, uh, I'm going to do uh what
an investigation roll help me find what I'm looking for?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
All right, alrighty, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I think we're all helping right eighteen. But yeah, if
you guys want to look too, that's that's fine. There's
no telling how much we can find never mind, all right,
only half as good as you.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
All right, So with the with the eighteen investigation, you
are able to find the new charter. Okay, so you
find the later charter. It looks like it was just
signed like a month or two ago.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
And still with him, all right, yeah yeah, Randall pulls
out his uh, his note taking stuff and starts copying
all the new information out of the charter. I'm sure
some of it is like cut and paste, like the
unimportant stuff like the this is a school for teaching students,
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but like you know, the new clauses and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sure, I have never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Who is Chad GPT?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Chad great Professor?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You never heard of Chad GPT?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yes, no, so the so the charter has the basic
you know, Strickxhaven is dedicated you know in advanced like
magical and Monday and knowledge Ambra. You remember from one
of your orientation classes that it had mentioned cultivation of
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ethical leadership.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's like, yeah, I remember shuddering at that thing.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
You remember it saying, you know, because ethics, Yeah, you do.
Notice that that's gone. And the part of the part
about everybody, all beings getting along it was in the
original charter is also gone. And at the beginning the
books like it was done fast because it says we
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you know, Comma, guy Ferry established his charter blah blah,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
We so like oh you or and then just his
name the royal, the royal we.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Multiple people. It might be it could be the royal we.
It could just be an oversight.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well oversight, uh can be helpful.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Or he could be one being made up of many
tiny beings just spitballing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Wait is it w e? Because maybe it is tiny people?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, oh wee.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Guy fairy h Randall is trying to like tune all
this out if he copies the document.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah we the guy fairy court.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Well, well but putting I'm sorry, Joey Bagga, don't execute
stuff down in his journal? Is there?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
If I do like a perceptional we'll see if there's
anything else in here. The catch is my eye, yeah,
just to see if it's no, just like in the
room in general, white.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Oh in the room okay, so in the room, uh
there are so there are a couple of little little
guys going around. They're they're called monodromes. They're kind of
like a like a hawkwork ball with a single eye
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and like just arms like wings.
Speaker 11 (08:39):
Okay, yeah, like the top shelf uh no, much like
much like with the with the archivists that you ran into.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
They seem to be just in their own little world.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Mm hmmm, Rangel, notice this on me? Just well, at
least it's not that brain archive as we had to
deal with.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I think it was a nightmare.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I kind of want one of these argument with it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, because he was being a he love a dick. Yeah,
Shall if you had met this guy, you would have
thought the same.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I mean Shens, just like Umber Sorry and Joey.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yes, thank you, and Joseph Joseph Joseph Pastries.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I've got to think of a better name.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right, So we got what we need here.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Rael gets done copy. Rangel gets done copying.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
He's very good at this. That he had three jobs.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
He had three jobs copying, man of scripts, tending turnips,
and getting beaten with a sock full of doorknobs. All right,
that's the three things he's good at.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Jesus, it only fit like three in a sock too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't know what it's a tube sock.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
He can get for it, chili pepper style. I got
I got copied what I needed copied. And once we
get out of here, there's something I'm going to tell
you guys, but not right now. Randall very carefully puts
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it exactly back where it went in the exact same
state he found it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
All right, all.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Right, we are good to go, and we will close
the door behind us and uh get the fuck out
of here.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
And and you know, we got a message to Jay
so when he gets back, he'll know to get in touch.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Now, we we did find Astra to eloys paperwork. Should
we just see if they take more spind get anyone else's.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I don't want that much gone.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't want them to notice that many of one's
gone on actually count.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Of concerned, but these two.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So we need to just kind of implicate us if
we take all yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Okay, m yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, very
specific reason for taking out all right, So let everyone
get out into the hallway before I shut the door.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, as long as you know that I'm in charge.
So I'm choosing to go out into the hallway.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
That's why I'm letting you. That's why I'm letting go
out in the hallway first. But it's my Yeah, you're
the boss. I'm being polite.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I'm boss.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'm showing leadership, Yes, sir, mister humper dick.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes, thank you, Uh come right out.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yes, thank you sir?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yes, all right, all right, so we we we leave.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
I don't really think you're weird.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah, yes, purpose all right, so we we leave.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
So you leave, you come back up? Are you how
are you hiding documents or what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Doctor h We put them in shalls. Uh yeah, I
guess it's attached to its waist or something. I put
it on shall so like it will be less likely
for him to be discovered. Because who wants to pat
down the corpse? Okay, I wouldn't rather, I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Would rather we did that sounds metal as buck.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I I don't have my sewing kit.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't think like I mean this is.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
To see going back up and just kind of like
that's not.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm not having this conversation.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We could go see the nurse. I have been running
to see the nurse.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
We'll see the nurse.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
We'll need the nurse before this whole adventure is out.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Goodbye, nurse.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Figure out how to hide the documents. And as you're
making a way back up, we're going to cut over
to uh Forte and ember a conversation.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yay, ill Lovevember.
Speaker 12 (13:48):
Hey Forte. How you been, Bud Amber?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
How you?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I am all right?
Speaker 8 (13:53):
How you been, buddy?
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Oh? You know, just here playing a fire and having
fun seeing caves and stuff. Sometimes that's kind of cool.
Like when I was there, I saw I saw you actually,
yeah I remember that.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, I was really excited to see you. It's
been a long time.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
Yeah that was fun.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Fun.
Speaker 12 (14:15):
Yeah, so you you and what was your name? Astrid? Yeah,
seemed to be having like talking to each other, like
lots going on, you guys, you guys, Okay, you guys
still friends and stuff.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
We're still friends. I just I made a mistake and
there's the consequences are long term?
Speaker 12 (14:45):
Oh oh yeah, I've done that. Oh yeah, I mean
one time. Yeah, like one time I I made too
much fire and then I didn't have any fuel, so
the fired up really small. I'm sorry, but lasted forever
where I didn't have a lot of fire.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Tell you I'll help you build fire whenever you want, buddy.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Oh thanks, Bud. I appreciate you. Guys. Gonna be saying.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Here very long, I think, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
Okay, but like what kind of what kind of long
term consequences did you have to put up with that.
It sounds it sounds like a lot.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
And I don't know how long you've been around. I know,
you know, sir Cornelius. Oh okay, that's fair. So you're
familiar with like specters, phantom inspectors and all that stuff.
Speaker 12 (15:37):
Of course. Yeah, yeah, well I've I've been here since
Cornelius was, you know, alive. I don't know what what
is that like ten years? Five years?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
No, it'd be much longer than that. I mean, he
seemed to be growing and then I think we first
met him. He said, have been a while since he
was last alive.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
Okay, yeah, well, so so he hired me while it
was you know, before it was a ghost, maybe twenty years.
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That's okay, buddy. How much do you know about God's Uh?
Speaker 12 (16:14):
I don't really have much use for them? Okay, I
mean a little, a little bit, but not much use
for them. Wine do anger one?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
I definitely angered.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
One here that some of them can get angry.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I angered one, and I I kind of bit off
more than I can chew, and I might at some
point I might I'm gonna be gone inevitably, But oh no,
it's okay. It's okay. I think it will turn out well.
Speaker 12 (16:50):
You need some calls or.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
No, I won't need calls. I think I might still
be able to you if it goes well. I just
it's also a matter of like my brother, he's kind
of mixing all this. I really like it if you
would get along with my brother.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
You're okay, You're okay. I don't think i've met your brother.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
I hope you don't meet anytime soon. There's a lot
of stuff that has to be resolved.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
Okay, is your brother like is that a person who
would pour water on me?
Speaker 8 (17:24):
No? No, my brother is Actually he's a lot nicely
than I am.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
That that can't be.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
How will I to think that? But yeah, you'll you'll
love it, He'll love you.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
You're the coolest person I ever met.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Thank you ever? Thank you.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Well.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
I meant that like like in a good way though,
like like you know, I'm sometimes bad musicool, but it's good.
It's cool and a good way.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
That definitely is.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
No, uh no, it's just Astroid and I were just
arguing about the whole thing, and things are just pretty tough.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Not right now.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
No, what'd your brother do to?
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Uh? They kind of fought. My brother wanted my brother
wanted me, but my friends are around, so they kind
of had to just be there. And uh, Eloy's not
around and my brother didn't exactly cause it, but he
is a reason why Eloy was in the water when
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the sharknado happened.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
Oh my Eloy, that's the worst thing that could happen.
Somebody was in water.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Okay, no, Elol can can swim. He was in no
danger of drowning. He put it drown He's a fish.
He's a fish.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Oh okay, that's.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Good and plus Eloy. When we first met Eloy, he
said that's how he wanted to go. So if anything,
I think Emeric did him a favor. That's my brother's name.
Speaker 12 (19:01):
By the ways, Emers a good guy here.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Uh well long term, Yes, he is a good guy.
You haven't met Emory yet.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
Now it's a good guy because because he gave Eloy yet.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Well, no, that's not why he's a good guy. My
my brother is after me because it's something I did
when it used to be someone else. That's that's a
long story.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Okay, Okay, I get it. I get so you were
your brother and wants Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
My brother's angry at me, and then astroids metter at
him because of Eloy. It was just a side effect
of the fight. And and there's a whole God invoved
in all this. And yeah, I'll be okay. I think
I'll be okay in the long run.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
Okay, just do me a favor. Don't don't don't don't
go into water.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
I'll try my best, buddy, who scared for you, I'll
do my best, buddy. I I think I can't go
into water. I think I have a spell for it.
So I'm I'm covered, buddy. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Good.
Speaker 12 (20:05):
I'm glad because I do not want.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
You to.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Go under the fire from that.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
I promise you I won't. I also promise to keep
you away from water.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
Well, thank you. I've been I've been doing this for
like five years or so. I think I'm pretty good
at that. But thank you.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
All right, But well I should probably go check on Aster.
Can Can I give you a hug again?
Speaker 12 (20:30):
Of course?
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Of course I'll hug ember.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
You hug Emper and you say one fire damage.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Okay. Forte has absorbed elements, but he just never cast
it when he when he hugs them, he wants to take.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It is a good.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I want a little I want a little elemental friend.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Dog's been watching the whole thing.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Sorry, oh yeah, I'm not going it isn't for he's
got a floating he's got a houses blowing around.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah, just him floating over village, just going yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
That's.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
So yeah you can. You can go and talk to
if she'll let you. Try to talk to Astro.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
What you're gonna do about it? She's beating my rocky.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Floda doesn't know that.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I think you know.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'm gonna call our little route at the school right.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Now the dumb Ship part Day, since y'all have such
serious discussions and weird.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
Yeah, oh extra.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So Astrod is there?
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Should you were at the.
Speaker 14 (22:07):
Undertook the rock for us and the snow in our possession? Uh,
I'm yeah, I'm just gonna. I was gonna look see
if there's like a small like mausoleum type thing, but
I think yeah, I'm sitting in front.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
Of the the Raven grave, just kind of staring at it,
wondering if I can figure out that name, trying not
to think too hard about what just happened.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
If you come up.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Was oh, sorry, I was just gonna say.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
When number was growing up, he had a poster of
the Raven Grave, one of his favorite bands.
Speaker 14 (22:46):
Yeah, it's just sitting Chris Grass. When you come up,
she's just staring, trying like essentially wordled with a grave.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Hey, Hi, Hey, what's up.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
I just got back from talking to Emperor.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
Now he knows uh a short version of what's happening.
He knows about he doesn't know Elector's name, but you
know he knows about my brother me eating. Wow, you
being mad at my brother Eloy?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
Did he grasp it entirely? I love him dearly and
want to hug him and take him with us forever.
Did he understand the seriousness of the situation.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
I think I let him know that at some polt,
I'm all it will be gone. But I did promise
him that I won't go into water. Although we're going
to find Glet back.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
So we'll do some to do a blow out for
dryess off.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Ah, I have a plan.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Care to share that one this time it's said you're gonna.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Be gone soon.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Well, remember when we try to get more information out
of it. I think it was one of your goddesses,
someone that you're wearing. Was like, either I will have
to kill Lecter and then I'll become a patron, or
Lecter is gonna kill kill me and then he'll become
a full patron again.
Speaker 16 (24:30):
When you're in the dark long time, the Raven Queen's
influence becomes more of a resting your head on a
gentle feather pillow as opposed to Malakey.
Speaker 14 (24:44):
He becomes a bet of Thorn's because she's outside more.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
But I'm okay with that, and maybe that can change
some things. But okay, anyway, No, it's fine, this is fine.
I'm sure Ember is going to be fine with everything.
And you know, if you need to go, you need
to go. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
Mm hmm, it'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Speaker 14 (25:10):
Check they've been gone a little too long to be honest,
and you see.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, some tripes and down the road. Let me I
can send to them.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Yeah, best best of you do it. Thank you.
Speaker 14 (25:31):
She's she's really not wanting to look you in the
eye just yet.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I see.
Speaker 14 (25:35):
That's their live. She trying to keep together a little bit,
all right. Uh to oh, who's most likely to hear
me and not freak? Out, We're gonna go with Randall.
Uh for this one. I don't think Shell has received
the sending for me before, and I don't know if
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you perceived number has received a sending before. All right,
I just the manager.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Offended, and did you.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Guys are about halfway back.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
Okay, we're we're ready to go. They're ready to go.
Whenever you all come back with Jace, please come back soon.
I said, that's Randall.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, who did you send that to?
Speaker 14 (26:34):
You can respond to?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Okay, all right, yeah, Randall just headed back. Left note
for jays Bog your student transcripts bringing them have copy
of new charters.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I can't not using.
Speaker 14 (27:02):
It for titty Sprinkles. Sorry. Look, I do look up
at four on their way back. They are clearly in
good form and it's them because they ended the message
into the sprinkles. But they have the charter.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
I don't know why that.
Speaker 14 (27:20):
Doesn't but yeah, they'll be they'll be back soon and
a Jason be there to Uh. They got my records.
I know that's a good thing. That means they know
all them, like they name in my crains and stuff.
They didn't say anything.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
About yours though, given my past it's not surprising that
mine would probably be elsewhere.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Awkwardly to sit in the graveyard reading for them to
come back.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Do you put titty sprinkles at the end? Right?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I did? I the first time I've had one, so yeah, fanatically?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah? Right? Does it total hack?
Speaker 6 (28:05):
If you don't put a space, it's all one worse?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Oh we just found a loop? Hey, what's going on
all the way back? It's the boy all right?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
So you guys? Yeah you make it back?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Absolutely, they shall? Can I get those documents you smuggled out?
Thank you? I walked straight up to aster because something
told me y'all would be in the graveyard.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Well you see them?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I was going there anyway.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You saw them in the graveyard as you as.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You walked its?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah, yeah, I walk up. What are you saying?
Speaker 14 (28:45):
Everything's normal? How did it go?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Well?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
That didn't sound normal at all. But I hander the
two files. We didn't look inside. We just smuggled them out.
This is yours and Eloy's files, my middle names.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Oh no, I just saw astroid armitage Shall might have looked.
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
I'm sure ever would love to him.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I know them, but.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Mh no, it's just something my mom gave me a
long middle names and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Don't worry about it, Okay, No, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay. So we couldn't find Jace was but I met
Chandra or Chandra and uh.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yeah, yes she is.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Uh anyway, Uh we left a note under Jase's door
in draconic so it wouldn't be easy to read. And uh,
I made a copy of the charter and if we
need the original, now that I know what the inside
looks like, if I get within range, I can dimension
door into the room so we can bypass the security
(30:11):
if need. Wow, y'all seem awkward as fuck?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, what went on here?
Speaker 10 (30:17):
I thought we had a weird did you?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah? You guys haven't said it. Way, what do you
think of like three minutes? Do you not?
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Come on you?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's a pretty badass mustache.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Uh huh that's all I wanted. Look, thank you.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
I'm just I'm still in pain from hugging Imbert. You know,
he's he's he's fire.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
He is.
Speaker 10 (30:48):
Yeah, this seems different because you hug Ember every chance
you get. I've seen what that looks like.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
You know, I don't stop.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Well, the one time I walked in on you guys, due, well,
but this is something different. You both seem like you
hugged him burg but you don't look burnt.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Well, you look like you You look like you emotionally
hugged it.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
It sounds like she got burned by the rock.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You guys want to go to the mudroom and talk
about this?
Speaker 8 (31:27):
No, but I'll get to the mud room.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
That would get No. I feel like I wrestling on
something right now.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's just.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Burn it.
Speaker 14 (31:42):
That's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, wait, I want to look.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Look, I'm sorry. I know it must hurt to see it,
but like I didn't feel comfortable with them having his name,
whether he's dead or not.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I have no idea what that makes.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
So look, we're just we're fine. We're fine, forte, I
are just friends. Everything's gonna be fine.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Yeah, just friends.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You don't sounds like nothing is fine?
Speaker 14 (32:10):
Okay, walks away, walks away.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
We're really good friend, gonna head inside?
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Did you guys kiss? Are they.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay? I think they're fucking they're definitely, don't.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
I don't know that they've been alone long enough since
I met them to probably not. We've been like the
most bizarre polycule.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
Us, like I haven't gotten laid since I became forte.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
I bet if we go in that mausoleum, there's just
condoms fucking all over the floor.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
What's a condom?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Randall walks off to that.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
The Airbnb is dimensionally like locked, so that could be
for any number of guests.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
I'm gonna scrying.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
There's a fun mentioned in Baby Baby Any room I'm
man is the dimension.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
But not a sex dimension.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
What is there honeymoon just.
Speaker 14 (33:19):
To take a quick lap. We should get rid of
these words. Uh and we should probably yeah oh great, yeah, yeah,
Ember and he'll have so much fun you will.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Randall comes back just okay, all right. I there's some
inconsistencies in the charter, like a lot of the uh
you know for the greater good stuff that don't be
able clauses are all gone. They're all gone, They've been
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removed from the charter. And there's some this there's some
stuff in here written in a hurry. I'll have to
go through it better with a fine tooth comb. But
like there's a wee guy fairy thing instead of.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I got fairy.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Like I think it was supposed to refer to him
and his cohorts, but he didn't list those cohorts. There
are technicalities we need to figure out him. We yeah,
we could be a lot of things. We could be
him and a loaf of bread.
Speaker 14 (34:27):
Wow. You guys got a.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm surprised. I'm also shocked. We lived nobody.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
We almost did almost.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
The whole time.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
We did consider. We did consider breaking a window and
chucking uh shall in.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Peace by piece say not for lack of trying. Yeah,
it wasn't. We didn't go.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
No, we actually went to the administration building and went
down into the secure files.
Speaker 14 (35:04):
R Are you know orientation? That was literally in the
first ten minutes we were there.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
He Yeah, we saw them and recognized them.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
And remember I was I don't know, I was very
distracted during orientation.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Orientation also, but he seemed very polite.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Actually, I find I find that if you lie and
say you're there from one of the founders, they're all
really polite to you.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
All the guards are acting like they're on drugs.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
They are. I think they're in chance.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
The weird accents and terrible sense of humor. Very one
of them was carrying a kitchen water. One of them
had a chainsaw. I don't know what the fuck is
going on up there.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
They had like a they had a chariot that looked
like it was drawn like child.
Speaker 16 (36:02):
M.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, it's getting a little there is.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
It's getting very brain like some ship went down in
America as well. Yeah, okay, they're doing this. It sounds like, yeah,
that's the other one, Chandra said.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
I mean it wasn't fine before, but how much I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
And it's spreading up yeah, like when again, like when
was it you always had trick Satan's always had problems.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yeah, Murica has always kind of been shipped from I
can tell from when I was there.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Maybe we can we have more guns, I know there.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
Have you ever seen blow darts? You know, like yeah, okay,
so put like six of them into like one big
blow dart and then cast fireball through it.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Oh yeah, you know it's gonna end up with shouting.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Ball six times. Bad ass.
Speaker 14 (37:19):
If we found somebody there that is a friend of
ours that's on drugs, are they intentionally on drugs? Because
if it's they're intentionally.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
On drugs, I no, it's basically there's an army of
hall monitors with little orange sashes. And I think they're
enchanted by Sashism. That makes yeah, yeah, that's why it's
(37:47):
anybody else hear rim shot just.
Speaker 17 (37:48):
Now, I think.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
It's a basketball hoop.
Speaker 14 (38:04):
What's Deliverance getting back? I really want to have a
conversation with Delirious.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
I don't know, I don't I I don't blame her
for going on another spot day. I feel like I
need a pile of gold to go lie down on.
Speaker 14 (38:24):
All of a sudden, Yeah, I'm gonna go. Sit careful,
don't twist an ankle. We have a we have to
go on a mission.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Leader.
Speaker 14 (38:39):
Don't forget the orange slices that we left.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
I mean, if it's if it's shall we can just
wrap it. I mean, but anyway, forget it. So, yeah,
we got we got some information. Uh ja here soon
Hopefully we also left him a piece of.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Candy, candy like like butter.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
He takes out the two pieces of candy grab and
it's like, you guys want some, but.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
You enjoy it.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
I I think we need to bring the might as well,
rip off the band aid and burn these files with thember.
And it's when Chase Kiser, Yeah, oh, we need to
look around the woods Oh, he'll be happy if the
cherry tree or anything like that nearby we wanted some wood.
(39:33):
I'm gonna go grab some kindling from the woods real.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Quick, coming back right he did. I'll help.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
So you guys in the woods, you find wild walnut
tree and like an old abandoned.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Let's do the walnut tree a kind of side eye Randa.
Maybe we don't funk with apple related th.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I how does it look? I know it's an old
abandoned apple tree. Is there any fruit on it?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Uh? There there is fruit on it. It looks it
looks like it's just dead, like kind of old bangled baffle.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I'm going to sleep under this tree.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
I need to see if I get any any kind
of decisions or anything.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
It's been a little while.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
If you can appoint it.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I know I don't, but I.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Shows so woods from my O goddess. That's it's tonight.
It's tonight.
Speaker 14 (40:47):
It's nothing to do with I'm gonna try to climb
the tree.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
This is a problem for future Rangel.
Speaker 14 (40:51):
I guess I attempt to climb a tree like child,
that's not gonna be good. Just straight down good. Okay,
that's a big six.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
A big old six, So you kind of grab it
one of the branches and you kind of can't quite
get your footing there, so you like lift yourself up
a little bit and your foot slips.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
Do I at least have a broken branch.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
On my hands a little bit? Uh No, the branch
was like one of the stronger branches. Hurt your hand
a little bit too.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Oh yeah, I heard? Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
This is what happens when you spend all this time
in the younger dark. We forget how, we forget how.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
I told me.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
It gave me the it's not you, it's me speech.
That's why I'm weird. We just got these fucking fucking
it sticks and go back, That's why I'm weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
be toxic anyway, it's.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Okay, all right, No, it's well, I mean he's goad.
Speaker 14 (42:08):
And yeah yeah, ye shall as well. But like I'm
getting worried that left is getting more powerful. And that
was it that of an argument we had, But it
wasn't really an argument. It was more of a like
I'm concerned and he's like, I got to stay away
from you because he made me let out my defenses
and that sounded really like toxically romantic, but it was
bad and now I feel sad alone. Let's pick up
(42:29):
his kidling ankle Bert things.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Rangel is like so awkward about that. He just like
big hand, just pats her on the head.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
It's like, there, don't do as sad. I guess no,
he did, very likely.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Sorry, you aren't able to just reach up and grab
a couple of like snap snap.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Yeah, I've got the advantage of super height. So yeah,
I just start.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Handing her, which is probably what like nine feet.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
So I just start hating.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
I start handing as.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
This has been a great day for me, truly a
great day.
Speaker 8 (43:15):
You know, Nature's nice a friend today.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
If you get if you get a river tomorrow, you've
got a turkey or something.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
You get beatens, you'll have.
Speaker 7 (43:26):
Well we are going, we are going to that's a
good point.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You're still a chance for the technically that's oh ship.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, I think it's an ocean actually, so I guss,
oh boy, you're you're going for like the you're going
for that.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, the got yeah, the e got of nature oxygen trees.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
There we go and he got ocean.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
He's doing ocean.
Speaker 7 (43:59):
Havn't even attached to my shoulders. And I'm still kidding.
That was definitely traveling.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, I wonder what they're talking about out there.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
All right, So you guys, you guys grabbed the out there,
you guys grab the walnut handling. You have like like
probably a small handful of the sticks, and you can
head back the house for emberg Is anybody else gonna
(44:38):
do anything before head back in?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
No, Randall's kind of like, oh god, everything's awkward all over.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Okay, So yeah, you guys head back in. You entered
the Airbnb in your standard dimension. Mm hmm. Everything is
set up basically, everything set up the same as the way.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
That it was.
Speaker 6 (45:05):
And yeah, semember going to Embers little farness room.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Because he still got his little on.
Speaker 10 (45:14):
Oh my god, and this is all little like l
I l apostrophe right Embers little furnace.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
Yeah, yeah, So who is going to go visit Emper?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh well, we're carrying wood already.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
I want to go see.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
This fire here's eating up.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
Good game, good game, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Good game man.
Speaker 10 (45:46):
I didn't expect you to actually catch fire once you
got three in a row.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Plus there you go. I gotta work on mine. Let's
gonna see what these wood clowns are up to.
Speaker 6 (46:03):
You guys are going the.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Sorry numbers and baller, what's up?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
What's up? You would clown bitches?
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Oh my god, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Wish I had a girl I would call he.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Okay, I get that, I fucking get that.
Speaker 8 (46:34):
But perhaps you don't have any names or numbers right now,
given what's going on. Perhaps it's best that you umbra
don't get any names and or numbers right now. Give
up what's going on?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Oh yeah, that's that's my problem.
Speaker 8 (46:55):
That's your problem.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
It's because he's gonna.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Go all right, yeah, all right, he's gonna walk up
to it.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Hey, what's your number?
Speaker 8 (47:12):
Have you been radicalized by strick Saven?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Guy, fairies, guy, fairies, Flavorville cap pres.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Right right, that's yes, hey, uh, until we get the
place back, I hope we start calling it.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I've been calling it has quite a.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
No, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, No, it does ring like a bell dung.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
I mean loves that.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
So we're gonna we're gonna go through Wooden to our friend.
Speaker 14 (48:00):
Thank you promised over the.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh is that?
Speaker 14 (48:06):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (48:12):
What did you get walnut, it's the best. I don't
get it that often though, Yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
We can bring you more anytime you want, Buddy.
Speaker 14 (48:28):
Look around you. You should check your on that feeling
that those trees maybe where it's supposed to be there.
We'll get it back to that later. I need you
to burn some things.
Speaker 12 (48:38):
For us, well, sure, I love burning.
Speaker 14 (48:49):
Astro and artage is my gana.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
Here you go, yeah, come again, mm hmmm, as.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Jesus of pronounce, okay.
Speaker 14 (49:07):
Which one?
Speaker 12 (49:07):
How h so Ember take Amber will take Asterroid's file
and like two little pieces of the walnut kindling and
like just kind of absorb them into himself.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Sorry, just like.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
The idea of person.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Ember's just moved beyond the need for first person. That's
just how he talks about them. Is the player Amber
don't need to be.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
Tied takes the Ember takes asterids astros file and a
couple of pieces of kindling and just kind of absorbs
them into himself. And he starts gets a little bit larger,
not like a full size up or anything, but like
a little bigger, a little brighter, big old smile on
(50:05):
his face.
Speaker 12 (50:08):
Thank you so much. Oh that's how good walnut the
best walnut, one of my top like three favorite ones.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
Should we save us to later because.
Speaker 14 (50:24):
He got I take a look at it, take a breath,
remember our old friends. No, I don't want You're right,
I don't want this weird bullshit coming to him when
he's in his paradise right now, just getting high with
bell drills. So punch and sharks on the other side.
(50:48):
You're the last of the first. Okay, yeah, hand it
over with a couple more of killing.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Eat up. Bud anana bumpa.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Mana pumker man a bunga man a bun man a bunga.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
Is this it is?
Speaker 12 (51:14):
I am gonna eat it. I'm gonna gonna burn this up,
very special.
Speaker 9 (51:20):
M and uh.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
As embers taking in Eloy's file, you get like an
image of Eloy.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Like a fish man.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
It kind of turns like a bluish hint and you
can almost see like a like a picture within the
ember's flames of people.
Speaker 14 (51:48):
As the file burns, Estard squeezes Forte's hand. Just one sessay,
were good?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
After that?
Speaker 7 (51:59):
H okay?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
I barely knew him, but he seemed like a pretty
rad oh like a bad as a way to go
out to Hi.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Yeah, you're definitely carrying the ship out of arrest.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
I was just petting dogs on the beach.
Speaker 14 (52:19):
Yes, you would have genuinely loved loved having your friends.
You would have thought, yeah, and asked a ton of
questions and probably would have asked if you could hollow
out one of your fingers to turn into a pipe.
Speaker 7 (52:33):
I mean I I can't do that?
Speaker 8 (52:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yes, no, yeah, these aren't bad questions.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
We should roman or something. Yeah, you could teach him.
I'm a librarian who is nine class second city conversation.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh, you can start a thing called the damn right
Citizens Brigate.
Speaker 7 (53:13):
Oh I forgot to pick them a application ship.
Speaker 14 (53:16):
Don't worry, Jason'll be here soon. No grab. Oh okay,
you' all have you really weird about Yonder? I know
she's hot?
Speaker 7 (53:29):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Sorry what are you here to do? Sorry? Sorry? Nothing nothing.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I don't really even have sex drift anymore, but still would.
Speaker 14 (53:42):
Do your bones?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
But do your bones get hot?
Speaker 7 (53:46):
I don't?
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, dude, do your bones get hot?
Speaker 8 (53:51):
Do they elongate?
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Your bones? Hang low? Can't you swing them to and
row bone?
Speaker 14 (53:58):
Oh? Wow, that is actually a very attractive trade.
Speaker 5 (54:02):
Yeah, Oh, think thanks for the help. Ember Rander Just
Randall just walks out.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I can you guys know I can have different penises too.
Speaker 14 (54:17):
Okay, that's where it's no that from him.
Speaker 6 (54:25):
It's changed things in mister fantastic.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
You know is there a bar here?
Speaker 14 (54:30):
Well that is a selling point. I'm not gonna lie
to you, but we're gonna be cra for the bar.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (54:37):
Yeah, you can. You can open up with that lot I'm.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Sure I have. It does not it does not go well.
Speaker 8 (54:48):
You guys are amateurs, which one.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Time it went well. One time it went very very well.
But usually no would you get amateurs? What was that?
Speaker 8 (55:01):
I have more than two hands. I can do a lot.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
I can't. I ship He's right, I stay humanoid. I
can't have more hands. You guys combined.
Speaker 10 (55:22):
We can make as leave any room.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Even presumably a locked one. If we're ever in a
tight situation we need through a door that I can't pick.
Let's just make as super uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (55:38):
Cringe cringes.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah, she'll she'll know the right one. She'll guide the way.
Speaker 10 (55:45):
That's her guiding bolts. Yeah, bolt as in like bolt
out of a fucking room.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
Yeah, demonstrates yourself auto defonistration.
Speaker 14 (56:06):
Anyway, I've done.
Speaker 8 (56:12):
H Ember was burning stuff, we saw Eloy.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
We were thinking about Chandra.
Speaker 6 (56:21):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 7 (56:25):
Tomorrow at all?
Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, climax Yeah.
Speaker 6 (56:35):
For an n PC and.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
I stand end they all fucked.
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