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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic is spilt onto
the books. Danger could be learning around any corner in
this virtual experience. And a podcast named by A three
(00:27):
I am your host kick Acid Drown and you then
tied the strings to the spook dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is what happens all this time in the under dark.
We forget how, we forget, how trees forget told.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Me, it gave me the it's not you, it's me speech.
That's why I'm weird. We just got these fucking fucking
it sticks and go back. That's why I'm weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
be toxic anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, all right, No, it's well, I mean he's getting him.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And yeah, ye.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Shall as well.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
But like I'm getting worried that left is getting more powerful.
And that was a bit of an argument we had,
but it wasn't really an argument. It was more of
a like I'm concerned, and he's like, I got to
stay away from you because you made me let out
my defenses and that sounded really like toxically romantic, but
it was bad and now I feel sad a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Let's pick up the king bird things.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Rangel Is like so awkward about that. He just like
big hand, just pats her on the head. It's like, there,
don't do as sad. I guess no, he did very widely.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Sorry, you aren't able to just reach up and grab
a couple of like.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Like snap snap. Yeah, I've got the advantage of su
per height. So yeah, I just start handing.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Her, which is probably what like nine.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Feet yeah, pretty much, So I just start hating. I
start handing Asteris.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
This has been a.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Great day for me, truly a great day.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
You know. And nature's a friend today.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
If you get if you get a river tomorrow, you've
got a turkey or something.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
You get beatens, you'll have Well we are going, we
are going to that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
You're still a chance for the element.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Technically, that's oh ship, Yeah, I think it's an ocean.
Actually he saw a kuss. Oh boy, you're you're going
for like the you're going for the Yeah, the what's
it got? Yeah? The e got of nature, oxygen trees.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
There we go and he got, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, ocean, he's doing ocean.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I wasn't even attached to my shoulders, and I'm still kidding.
That was definitely traveling.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Yes, I wonder what they're talking about out there.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
All right, so you guys, you guys grab the out there,
you guys, grab the walt kindling you have, like like
probably a small handful of the sticks, and you can
head back the house for Ember. Is anybody else going
to do anything before heading back in?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, Randall's kind of like, oh god, everything's awkward all over.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Okay, So yeah, you guys head back in. You entered
the airbnb in your standard dimension. Mm hmm. Everything is
set up basically, things set up the same as the
way that it was. And yet you see Ember go
into Ember's little furnace room.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Because he still got his little on.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
Oh my god, and this is all little like l
I l apostrophe right, Ember's little furnace.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yeah, a little people off it. So who else going
to go visit Ember?
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, we're carrying wood.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
So already, no, No, I want to go see this fire.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He's eating up.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Good game, good game, all right, all right, all right,
good game man.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
I didn't expect you to actually catch fire once you
got three in.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
A rowty plus nine plus nine.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
I gotta work on mine. Let's gonna see what these
wood clowns are up to.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
So you guys are going the.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Sorry numbers and baller, what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
What's up? You would clown bitches? Oh my god?
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Yeah, I wish I had a girl I would color.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, I get that, I fucking get that.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
But perhaps best you don't have any names or numbers
right now, given what's going on. Perhaps it's best that
you umbra don't get any names and or numbers right now.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Give up what's going on?
Speaker 9 (05:46):
Oh yeah, that's that's my problem.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
That's your problems.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Because he's gonna go to the les, all right, yeah,
all right, he's gonna walk up to it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hey, what's your number?
Speaker 12 (06:08):
Have you been radicalized by strick saving?
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Guy, guy, fairies guy, fairies Flavorville, right right, that's yes.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hey. Uh, until we get the place back, I hope
we start calling it.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
I've been calling it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's quite a.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Damn.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
No, I love it.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, No, it does ring like a bell dung.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
I mean loves that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So we're gonna we're gonna go through wood into our
friend promised.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh is that uh huh?
Speaker 13 (07:03):
Yeah, so what did you get walnuts the best?
Speaker 14 (07:11):
I don't get it that offen though, Yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We can bring you more anytime you want, buddy.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Look around you like, maybe we should check in with
those gods at some point, because I feel like that
those trees maybe where it's supposed to be there. We'll
get back to that later. I need you to burn
some things.
Speaker 14 (07:34):
For us, well, sure, I love burning well.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
The file astroid armitage is my ghana.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Here you go, yeah, come again, mm hmmm, as Jesus good,
which one how.
Speaker 14 (08:04):
Somber take Rember will take Asterroid's file and like two
little pieces of the walnut kindling and like just kind
of absorb them into himself.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Sorry, just like the idea of.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Will Ember's just moved beyond the need for first person.
That's just how he talks about the player. Amber don't
need to be.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
To takes the Ember takes asterids astros file and a
couple of pieces of kindling and just kind of absorbs
them into himself. And he starts he gets a little
bit larger, not look at full size up or anything,
but like a little bigger, a little brighter, big old
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smile on his face.
Speaker 13 (08:57):
Thank you so much, I should Walma the best Walmat
should one of my top like three favorite words.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Should we save uh fish town later? Because he got I.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Take a look at it, take a breath, remember our friends.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
No, I don't want You're right, I don't want this
weird bullshit coming to him when he's in his paradise
right now, just getting high with Bell Dross so punch
and sharks.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
On the other side.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Possibly you're the last, the first, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Hand it over with a couple more piece of king,
Eat up Budna.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Bunka, mana bunker, Man of Bunga, Man of bunker, Man
of Bunga.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Mhmm, man of Bunga.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
It is.
Speaker 14 (09:59):
I I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 15 (10:03):
Very special m.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And uh.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
As embers taking an Eloy's file, you get like an
image of Eloy like a fish man, and it kind
of turns like a bluish hand and you can almost
see like a like a picture with an ember's leaves.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
As the file burns, Estard squeezes, Orte San just once
says a we're good for that.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I barely knew him, but he seemed like a pretty
rad guy.
Speaker 16 (10:53):
Oh like as I'll have a way to go out
to hike can Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You're definitely carrying the ship out of arrest.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
I was just petting dogs on the beach.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Yes, you would have genuinely loved loved having You would
have thought, oh yeah, and asked a ton of questions
and probably would have asked if you could hollow out
one of your fingers to turn into it, like.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I mean, I I can't do that?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Oh my god? Yes, no, yeah, these aren't bad questions.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
We should neck romance him back or something. Yeah, you
could teach I'm a librarian who teaches night class second
city conversation.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh, you can start a thing called the damn right Citizens. Bad.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Oh, I forgot to pick up.
Speaker 15 (12:01):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Don't worry, Jason will be here soon. He'll grab Oh okay,
you all, have you really weird about syonder? I know
she's hot?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Sorry sorry sorry nothing nothing.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I don't really even have sex drift anymore.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
But still, would you do your bones get hot?
Speaker 17 (12:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Dude, do your bones get hot? Do they elongate?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Your bones? Hang low? Can't you swing them to and row.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
So you get the right bone?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh wow, that is actually a very attractive trait.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh, thank thanks for the help ember Randrew Just Randall
just walks out.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
I can you guys know I can have different penises too. Okay,
that's where it's.
Speaker 15 (13:05):
No from him.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
It's changed things in mister fantastic.
Speaker 15 (13:13):
You know is there a bar here?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Well, that is a selling point. I'm not gonna lie
to you, but we're gonna be craising for the bar.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah, you can. You can open up with that lot
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
I have.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
It does not it does not go well.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
You guys are amateurs, which one time it went well.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
One time it went very very well. But usually no,
would you care amateurs that I have more than two hands?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I can do a lot.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I ship's right, I stay humanoid.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
I can't have more hands. You guys.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Combined like Homeward, we can make Astro.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
Leave any room, even presumably a locked one.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
If we're ever in a tight situation we need through
a door that I can't pick. Let's just make Asterids
super uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Cringe, cringes.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Yeah, she'll she'll know the right one, she'll guide the way.
That's her guiding.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Bolts sounds about right.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Yeah, bolt as in like bolt out of a fucking room.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Yeah, defenestrate yourself.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Auto defenestration.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
All right, So we had just uh just just burnt
some files. We've burnt asterids files and Eloi's files that
you were able to find kind of yeah, sucessfully pull
the water gate against the fay. What do you think
is something you want to do?
Speaker 15 (15:06):
What did I do on my walk?
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
On so deliverance, Uh, you come back into the into
the Airbnb from you know, the primordial infinite mud room,
and you enter and you just smell like the scent
of like burnts like oak and also paper. So it's
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kind of like a it's kind of like a nice
smell mix with like just a kind of nasty smell.
Speaker 15 (15:44):
Somebody's lit some stage, somebody's lit some some sort of
incense or.
Speaker 18 (15:53):
Those kids are desperately try and.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Find a way to get to So yeah, you find
you're able to find that they had all gotten together
with like most of the people are crowded around Ember
and the scent seems to be coming from Ember.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Okay, comes into weird energy deliberance.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Yeah, you come, you come in, you smell the deliber
Let's start this again. You come into the you come
into the Airbnb from the primordial mudroom, and you you
smell like burning oak, like like a kind of pleasant
smell and mixed in with like burning paper, and you
(16:39):
make a make an insight check.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Solid twenty awesome.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
No, no, it's you take the one on the left,
so you roll the dirty twenty and yeah, so you
get that. There is just a weird a weird energy,
a weird vibe amongst the students and shall yeah, of course,
(17:08):
uh really really weird vibe, weird vibes coming off of
all of them. It's some of it like they did
something wrong, Like they could have done something wrong. There
could have been something weird happening between a couple of them. Yeah,
it could be. It could be like a bit of
an awkward situation, could be a little bit of good
(17:31):
trouble that they're just coming like a high they're coming
down off of.
Speaker 15 (17:34):
I'm gonna look for a shell. I'm gonna look for
Shell and since he is the other adult in this group,
and I'm gonna look for them and just be like
I left for maybe an hour.
Speaker 18 (17:56):
I don't know how long.
Speaker 15 (17:56):
I've been done.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Honestly, what did I miss?
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Is there something up this.
Speaker 19 (18:03):
This seems to be a little bit of a memorial
for a fallen comrade. You've earned some paperwork we found
that had their information. Also, there might be a discrepancy
with the Fay contract. Now do we have the one
ghost that works here or there are other ghosts? I'm
not sure about that.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
I'm pretty sure that there are two. Who's here?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
So corn Dog is the father?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Right in my religion, no corn Dog is the son.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Okay, okay, just get my lord straight.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Mhm d M. Yes.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
While I was on that lock, did I can assault
the Footlock School?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Uh? Yes? You you were able to get a message
out to Lablanc School? What kind of I guess it's
up to you what you wanted to say in it?
Speaker 15 (19:03):
Just one is if I.
Speaker 18 (19:04):
Can do like, hey, are you guys currently overrunned by
capitalist pigs?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
M h.
Speaker 15 (19:13):
And there are some stuff going on with ric Savan.
Speaker 17 (19:19):
Okay, thanks by you you get a you get a
response that they have not there has been an attempt,
but they were able to nip.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
It in the butt. Awesome.
Speaker 15 (19:33):
Don't have to worry about that. So what have the
ban for today?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Do we still want to go get quest back to buddy.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Do you goah, yeah, do you want to?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah, that's why I'm going, huh are you all weird?
Speaker 9 (19:55):
Well?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
What is weird about me?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
As my jaw falls off d the last time for
the pick put this on?
Speaker 15 (20:03):
Okay, sorry, do you need like we still have to
get him closed?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Oh my god, like a coat.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Room or something like? Do they have a lost and
found here?
Speaker 9 (20:14):
Just off the mud?
Speaker 7 (20:18):
All right?
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Well, I'm gonna go to the mud room and see
if I can find a close.
Speaker 18 (20:21):
Yeah at the far end, all right, just go to
town and try and figure out a place.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I have no money specifically.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Well, that happens.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's why we're getting bluff back to back pockets.
Speaker 15 (20:37):
Full of money.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
But let's try to say what we can find it
lost first.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's fair. I'm I'm going with the flow here, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Can we roll for lost?
Speaker 15 (20:50):
Can we roll for lost?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:53):
All investigation checks for shalls, clothes and lost and found.
Speaker 15 (20:58):
Hell yeah, you want to do the help action?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Nope, no health actions?
Speaker 6 (21:03):
I got it dirty twenty nice.
Speaker 15 (21:08):
Well, okay, move on. Let's say that.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Every everybody actually remember to call out your call out
your roles as you make them.
Speaker 15 (21:17):
I'm looking specifically for.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I got a four, I got a one, I got
I got an eight. And I'm looking specifically for eating
fashion for some reason that.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Would look really good on you.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Well you know, I'm trying to find the clothing of
my people, right.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
All right, yeah, yeah, So Deliverance, you you find, you
do find a pair of like capris. It's just cutte
yet they're like a nice like a soft fabric.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Wouldn't say juicy, would say dry.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Well That's that's the thing though, is they do say juicy.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
But we can sew on some quotes.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
But yeah, yeah, used to be used to be juicy.
But they are definitely capris. They come up they're about
the length to come up to like about mid calf
on shall mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I'd say probably about like five nine six feet.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
And these capris come up mid calf Okay, Okay, very
different answers.
Speaker 15 (22:40):
So they're like pants for me, like capris.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Okay kind of yeah, they're like, yeah, do I.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Find the matching the matchings there?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Do I find the matchings their?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Were you looking for anything specific with that twenty or
just like I know, deliver It was specifically looking for pants.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
I was specifically looking for shoes with my four that
I rolled.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Yeah, shoes, uh, umbra you find instead of shoes, uh,
you find a pair of those wooden Japanese sandals that
have like the the planks underneath. Yeah, I know, the
type that are made for walking through.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
We've all seen samurai jack waity.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
These these aren't exactly cute, but I think uh, I
think they'll serve you.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Well, you want to slip these off?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I've worn these before. Absolutely. Wait did you just put
them on my feet?
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Sorry, I've got a thing what sorry?
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Actually I can't handle having any more things.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Wiki feet page coming soon.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I mean does it does it count as feet? Does
he count his feet when there's you know, there's it's
just bone.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Well. Shall does have his Pierce shirts, Brad.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I've got I got that shirt.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Yeah, so he's got his. He's got his juicy capris,
his Peers shirt and his Japanese I don't know what
the I don't know what the proper name for those are,
but the Japanese like mud sandals.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah, looking good, I look.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
Wonderful, guy, my thing, my friend, my friend looking good
at my friend friends friends.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I want to borrow one.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Wait, really, I mean, and I know they're detachable, but
like really.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I ripped my foot from my ankle.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
Stop a shell.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
You're exciting him.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I'm stopping there. And you know right now.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
They're called for the record.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Okay, yeah, no, you you keep those and your feed
for now, but next time we play ball.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
I know I had to handicap you a little bit.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah you hear me put the back on the ankle
with a very loud.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Click deliverance visibly shutters.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I am gonna want to buy some of actual clothes.
Speaker 20 (25:39):
This is This is fine for now going into the water,
but I'm gonna need to get something there me.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
So forte, What were you were you looking for? Was
that a dirty one? You said? Wait, a dirty one?
What were you looking for?
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Any oracle of clothing?
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Okay? You find? Uh? You know, I'm just gonna say,
you find nothing I find? Yeah, sorry, buddy, you're you're
not even sure what clothing is.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
That's afraid.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
It was gonna be like a black and gold makestre
having Great Again hat or something in the universe, O God,
in which case you just probably don't wear that yet.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah, a shell? Were you looking for anything specific?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I was just looking to see if there's anything of
the maladerin fashion. But I don't assume there would be.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Any uh No, but you do find a nice pink fedora.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Heh yeah, no, I'll worry.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
There will I fit in my man, my guy, my whatever.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
So he's got his pink, his pure shirt, think juicy capri.
Speaker 15 (27:03):
Hot pink, by the way, hot pink.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Oh yeah, this is and his wood in his wooden Japan.
Speaker 19 (27:10):
This is you know, this is as long as people
don't find me strange and off putting, yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I don't. I can't imagine why they would.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Yeah, Forte was looking for socks but couldn't find well,
which is actually a positive thing to go with shell because.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Say, plus, if you're wearing through the mud and the
and the you know, gunk, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Need my seven hundred year old clothes and clean for later.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
So we're just waiting on Jason, honestly, because this is
the spot I found another plane.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Yeah, and I point to the like.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah, chalk accent. So that's where we need to go.
But where in the worlds that's that's where we need
to go.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
We just need, yeah, find the body of a very
comatic events.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
Okay, let's see the stunts I have here, So what
do we want to do in the meantime.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
You guys, hear the portal and you get the Jasons
entered the Internet motor room.
Speaker 9 (28:25):
Okay, so no, no quick two on three games.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
He's remember the whole.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Thing we talked about the what's the glive back body?
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Forte?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
What did you say about the back body again?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Clive Back?
Speaker 12 (28:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, he has a coin, but he has
a lot of money on him in the bag of
whole film.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Could you bring us there?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
We're gonna shut me in the water again in my
juicy capriz.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
That to get a lot more juicy.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Exactly where we're rehydrating rehydrating.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
You're gonna have to wring them ships out.
Speaker 15 (29:12):
I feel like it's more accurately described as damp because
juicy I don't think things.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
It's the less we think about it the better.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Probably.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Otherwise we're gonna start like trying to rehydrate shell himself,
and we're gonna go down a road that we just
don't need to never just.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Get fully just never get fully back, and that I
feel like that's just because way works. Anyway, Let's go
rob a corpse.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, probably.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Corpse the.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, we will, we will.
Speaker 18 (30:00):
Oh, he's got his hutting his hands.
Speaker 17 (30:03):
He's got his hut his hands.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yeah, yeah, let's let's let's school. That's that's good.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
You too.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
It was.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Back where I started walking.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
You guys want to go to the Yeah, okay, next man, Okay,
sure we do that. Let's get you there.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, thanks bro, Thanks dude.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
He is your colleague.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Yeah, my own staff yet. So you're the you're the
only one who's uh like who could probably get away
with calling him dude.
Speaker 15 (30:57):
Oh, good play, good job, the only one.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
Good jock kid.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Somebody assuming me.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
Mm hmmm, uh okay, well I did try to load
up the fault worst map. It is blank.
Speaker 17 (31:23):
Draft paper.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Sure.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:28):
Oh it's weird to come here in winter. Ship freeze?
Oh my god, yeah, you're gonna freeze, dude. Sorry, I
(31:50):
guess all I can think about.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
We were so f feet, we let the air ben b.
Speaker 15 (31:56):
Damn it?
Speaker 7 (31:57):
All right?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
Oh ship, I bet he's all right?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
All right? So you go to uh too, you go
you go to the Fall River Forest. So you guys
dump dumped them in Helen's swamp. Okay, so you guys
make it to the swamp. It's you know, it's it's
(32:33):
late fall. It's you know, the beginning of the school year.
It's not it's it's not warm, you know, it's not
like swimming weather. But it's not frozen over yet.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
And okay, checking in on checking in on the preeze
and seeing how how.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
How luckily luckily with with the Gaeta sandals. Uh, there's
very little mud on anything but the bottom of the
sandals and some of them.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Shall is gonna go under I want to get these dirty.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Strip What were you.
Speaker 12 (33:13):
Asking, who's going underwater? Because that can cast water walk
that way where if you don't actually have to be
in the water all muddy and stuff.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
Except for who was going under water?
Speaker 15 (33:23):
I'm going under I would love to take I would
love to take a water walking anything.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Wait, so who's going underwater? I am okay, so I
cast water walk and everyone but shall.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
And I'm gonna cast guidance any chest.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
A sorry show. Everybody but the reanimated corpse is walking.
Speaker 12 (33:49):
On water well water, acid MutS, no quicks and lava.
So the mud that's here no longer effect.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
It's literally the opposite cannon of the Bible. Only the
reanimated corpse can walk on water.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Yeah that's what I meant. Sorry, continue, now we're gonna
get canceled.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Oh no, now.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Now now our eight listen. Our eight listeners are going
to be very very.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
They're very conservative, question.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Very they're one prayers, they're all very diffuse.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
There. Yeah, there's no way we.
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Have conservative questions, seeing as how I out of a
scroll like the first.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Like five episodes, and you hop box hot box.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
And I hopps tumble.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Anyway, So.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Okay, this has gonna look like and like dude, like
a big book bear. I don't know how we help you.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Okay, So I guess I just do you know? Okay,
So I'm assuming we're still on the shore here.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
You Yeah, you're on the you have.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
And do I still have from that locate creature that
by like I do I know exactly where he is?
Speaker 13 (35:08):
Right?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Like, yeah, he's kind of in the near the middle
of the swamp, just a little bit closer to the shore.
You're than like the exact middle.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
We should tie a rope around you, but he is
in the exact middle.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Okay. It's like fishing.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's like reverse fishing. We're throwing you in
with a line. No, that's is that a verse stishing? No,
that's just fishing. Sorry, yeah, let's.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Actually sorry frazzle, little frazzle today. Can you pull a
full bug bear?
Speaker 17 (35:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I'm assuming we just need the bag? Right, there's a
bag on him. Do you want me to pull the
full corpse out off? As long as were you to me?
We can all eve? Ho I suppose?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Why do we need to do? Want to make sure
he's dead? I mean, we know he's dead. Sorry, I'm
throwing somebody else makes decisions.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Okay, let's get this dead thing. Sounds awesome.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
All right, let's grab the entire body.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Hell yeah, okay, I think that's the only way. Just yeah,
you rab it around him. We'll muscle you out of there.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Tug tug twice when you're ready to go, and we'll
pull you.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
Okay. I have a question. Did we check the area
for hostile No?
Speaker 17 (36:31):
We did not.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Maybe we should do that.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
I figured they would have seen.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Me, yeah before before sending in one of the more
talented members.
Speaker 9 (36:50):
Oh him, I should we should?
Speaker 15 (36:57):
Probably I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah, let me put a quick perception second of the area.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Yeah, I rolled a three and don't see ship.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
I rolled the twenty three I got.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
You rolled in that twenty on perception eight not though, Okay,
I got a fourteen dirty twenty. Okay, everybody but Umbra
has this feeling of astroid. You. You specifically remember the squonk, right,
(37:34):
the squak, the press little dog guy that makes everybody
else sad.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
You notice the enter. You can like kind of get
the sense that the squonk is nearby. Everybody else feels
the presence. There's also like a few other entities nearby.
You're not sure if it's something that might be in
(38:02):
the swamp or sort of in the forest around you,
but it is definitely a presence nearby.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
Okay, so we're good to go, right, I don't see anything, ah, shall.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
There are a couple of little things around, and you
seem to be poked up as well. Uh have you
ever heard the swamp?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
I have not some kind of pig kind of it's
a sad little dog creature that makes everything real, real
real sad uh and messes with your brain a little bit.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
And there's something I don't know s You also got
a pretty good look. There's something in There might be
something else around in the swamp.
Speaker 15 (38:52):
Maybe I'm gonna pull out my sword.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Just in case.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Right? Yeah? What have you saying?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Did you get a little more because of.
Speaker 17 (39:07):
What's in there?
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Shall you? You? You get the sense that there are
in the swamp?
Speaker 16 (39:16):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (39:18):
You get the feeling that there is something active would
be your best sense in the area of where Astroid
had told you the corpse of that bag would be.
But you're also getting, uh, that there's other sort of
(39:40):
things in the swamp.
Speaker 19 (39:42):
All right?
Speaker 20 (39:44):
Would I be able to use a dart as a
kind of knife or poker just because I don't know
how well I can punch underwater?
Speaker 5 (39:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 20 (39:54):
Okay, all right, So I'm gonna go ahead and equip
my dart for you know, just have something on me.
Don't make it too dark. It's one in kneach hand.
Speaker 7 (40:01):
There we got there?
Speaker 18 (40:03):
How did they see Novacaine? I know this is out
of nowhere, but recently there's a new movie called Novacaine
that came out, and I'm very much picturing a scene
in that movie where main character breaks some glass because
he can't fail anything. He punches the glass and starts
using it, kind of like a.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Like some like that wrestling shit.
Speaker 15 (40:26):
I took glass last week exactly. Yeah, sorry, anyway, continue,
I just thought that would be a good observation to
do in the event we find some glass and or
I don't know something to punch.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
So you're saying you don't want me to lose my
grip on this, So Shallo is going to shove the
dart through his wrist to pop out of his hand.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
So you're going like full like staring green or X
twenty three style. Dude.
Speaker 9 (40:53):
Yeah, that is so fucking cool.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
I should probably take some damage from that.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Yeah, take a D four of damage. Let me give
that a worth it. Oh, that's for that. I'm glad.
I dam.
Speaker 15 (41:13):
Oh boy, I'm glad that I deliverance said that help out.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
That's okay, I'm good. I'm good to look cool.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
Do look cool man?
Speaker 9 (41:24):
Every time I think you can't look cooler.
Speaker 7 (41:25):
We both rolled, all right, all right? So yeah, so
if you're ready to go, you can hold.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
On one before you go. Sorry, I can do I
just kind of learned how to do this.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
I'm going to your astrodides are going to go over
that kind of related courts.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Feel and I'm going to use my.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
Divine one of my divine ability eyes of the grave,
and uh, I can as an action know the location
of any undead within sixty feet that isn't protected by divination.
Speaker 9 (42:08):
Magic Umber has a dating app that does that same thing.
Speaker 7 (42:15):
You can detect undead within how many feet?
Speaker 9 (42:18):
Sixty?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Uh sixty, and so I know I know one that
I'm gonna always be able to ping. This is my locate.
I'm calling this locate shall but also.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
Spell yeah, so you do you do notice that Shall
is there and within sixty feet there is another uh
three undead within the swamp.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Oh shall Can you take a step back from me
real quick? Could just go behind me instead?
Speaker 15 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:51):
There there's some unfriendly undead in that small.
Speaker 15 (42:56):
Bell where which which way?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
My point?
Speaker 7 (43:02):
So they're they're kind of like scattered. It's mostly straight,
but then like a little bit to the like twenty
feet to the right, twenty feet to the left, kind
of as they're going back, so you get like one's
about say fifteen feet but it's you know, like five
degrees to the right. The next one is like twenty
(43:25):
feet away, but it's more to the left, and then
the third one.
Speaker 16 (43:29):
Is I try and follow her directions as best as
I can to one of them, yep, and head into
the direction, but also sneaking so I don't alert it
to my presence.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
All right. So you are walking on the water toward it.
Speaker 15 (43:49):
As it's underneath, okay, trying to sneak and get to
a kind advantage to see what it is.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Okay, So let you stop support it. You do notice
the well preserved body.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Of a man.
Speaker 15 (44:08):
Point a poke at it with the long end of
my sword.
Speaker 7 (44:13):
It's been alerted to your business.
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