July 7, 2025 • 42 mins
after their fight the team heads home and finds a way to combat their most recent foe
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Perfect. So yeah, you guys, well most of you went
to Marca and uh cut off a man's head, massa
tunic and cut off a bug bear's head, and Umbra
just took it and wandered off with it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Got I hope he at least worse protection.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's his way.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh god, what are the rest of y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, they have the money. Now, I think it's time
to go for a shopping spree for Shaw.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
To see sure, we need.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
To see if we actually have the money in the bag,
and also probably wake maybe wake up Randrell.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
When when Jason teleports is back, he was back to
like Airbnb or where.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are we when you tell it we're back, you would
teleport back to the infinite mud room?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, hell yeah, just sounds like a punishment.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
We all just walk in, walk in. Some of us
covered in muck. Randall sees us covered in muck.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The only one covered in muck.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh, I am right.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Everybody else was like walking on water. You're you're the
one whose face like fell because somebody was running with
you on a rope.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
M right, Yeah, prest digitation on me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm fine, Like cloverly enthusiastic dog.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
A golden Doodle at the beach walking through our living room.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh, I was calling show the Golden Doodle. You're the
child who is just no, there was no business walking
a golden doodle.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Canonical gold It's makes sense because because golden doodles are
also in a front to nature.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Wow, all right, so that this this D and D,
this whole D and D campaign has officially come full circle.
Thank you all for listening to We hope.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
This podcast is over.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We finished.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yep, Yeah, we've a there's no more dudgeons to dragon.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The reputation of the Golden Doodle. That was my entire
goal the whole time. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
This is all a commentary on puppy Mills. Good, good day,
good night, Good Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
There wasn't any racism or apart or fascism or anything
like that built into this game. Is all about the
puppy Mills. Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, we're walking in somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh oh hey Randall.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, Randall's standing on the stairs. He's wearing like pajama
bottoms and like a T shirt and it says MTV
Spring Break ninety five Lake hab a suit and he's
just rubbing sleep out of his eye, looking at y'all
as specifically at Astro going what did you do?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Got a couple of questions here, what's spring break?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't know. I bought this at a shop at
like Practics of Beetle on the way to Fairune before
I started school, and it was like a copper looks comfy.
It is.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It's a curious sigil. It appears to be a large
M with a TV.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I'm gonna go take a bath for ever and not
think about the fact that we had to re kill
that guy that I killed the first time.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wait, wait, wait, back up, what throw.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
The head at?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Rachel had closure?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
No, God, Umber has it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh that's right, damn it. I'm going to wow. So
I take it, y'all went to get the gold.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I trolled the bottom of a lake.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're really proud of that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It's a unique thing that I can do.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Apparently, Yes, yes, I take it. Umbers wandered off again.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
He said something about getting some head. I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I think he's in the graveyard.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, it's the man's first time. You gotta give him
some grace.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Oh, let's open up this bag and hope there's gold
in it.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Up in the bag.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Rangel comes down the stairs, joints the little circle.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, you're in the infinite They they came into the
infinite mud room, so you would have to.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I thought they came into the front room.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
We went through the door out of the infinite mudroom.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
There we could just go up to the to the
actual like living area.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, we're in. We're in our condocts living room right now.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, Yeah, our friends set.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
The theater theater, theater of the mind. We let's assume
we walked through the door.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
We're Joey Channel's apartment opening up the bag.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
All right, so what's the bag? The bag has a
bunch of gold in it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, okay, so we were totally conned.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Wow, this bag has a bunch of gold in it.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Think of all the good we can do with this.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
We can buy back the school.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, is anybody here familiar with is it? Aybody's character?
Familiar with finance?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Deliverance.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, that's like one of my things.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Randall spends moneylike water, but he also gains money like water,
So he's not really good with finance. He's just yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Just he just has Yeah, he's a trust fund baby
kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
But the trust fund is fake.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
All right, So yep, deliverance make I'm gonna say make
a I want to say, make an investigation check.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh I'm not good at those. So oh shit, okay,
let's go. The I clicked it once, it didn't make
the noise that usually click it makes. Ten.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, so you roll to ten? Uh? You you just
know that this is a shipload of money. This is
more money than should be in this bag.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, can I make a roll just to go ahead?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Rendall? You you've also sure?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I mean, I know what money looks like, do you?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I spend it all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He just permeates it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, it's a lot of money. Yeah, eleven, it's a
lot of money.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
If anybody else would like to make investigation rolls about
the money, you go right ahead, Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That is a.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Lot of money.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Above board.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I just think it's chocolate wrapped in.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
For forte and forte and asterd Uh. You guys, you
guys think that that the money might be snacks. But
because coins, you get it balance and not Valentine's Day,
Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, it's real. I was just checking that it was real.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Can I argue?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, go ahead, do you wanna argue?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I was gonna argue that because he saw it as
his other self the money, but never mind, know he
wasn't there for that.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
After Astro tries to take a bite out of one
of the coins, that just take the bag from her
and sheentley pull it towards shall.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, shall you? You also know that that's a shipload
of money.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Should we I don't know, count it or something? Or
is it a bag of holding? Is it gonna be
like a lot of money to count? Oh god, I
just keep rolling D twenty until we figure out how
many it is. We just keep adding numbers until the
d M says stop, all right, you know what?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Make au No, if you guys want to take a
few minutes to count it out, you can.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
A few minutes, okay, I mean guesstimate, or maybe we
could take it. Maybe Jase knows, maybe he could.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I don't know, I don't trust, I don't know trust.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Actually, yeah, Jason's teleporter does where is heard opened?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
He didn't, he wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, either way, how much, Sean, how much are we
wanted to spend on some new duds? Do you have
any idea?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I'm not really needing a whole bunch, like I just okay,
I'm assuming there's like this is a college town, so
maybe they have some import stuff. Maybe there's an import store.
Is that possibility?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I wouldn't see why not?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Okay? Yeah, I just I just need to pick up
the shirts and slacks and maybe a couple of racers. Well,
also material goods, uh, crafting some stuff for myself.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I also think this might be a good opportunity, since
we might be jumping into a pretty hefty fight at
some point with the ferry, to maybe upgrade some of
with all this money, upgrade some of our things like
armor and weapons and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh god, here, okay, I see it.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Aren't the fay like avers to iron?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah? Yeah, dedicates at least like like thirty or forty
five minutes to researching best way to oppose a fairy
of some sort, Yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, I mean I could probably make a roll on
uh what is that art? Canna?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah? Make it make an icon? Of roll. Yeah, I
do the same. You can get the same.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Let's get ready for another round of tens. I got
an eleven Rangel's it's too early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah. So you guys know that fairies are susceptible to
iron specifically, and they can only be hurt by weapons
that are made of iron or that are magical. They
they cannot they will not be hurt by non iron weapons.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I have a magical packed blade.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Is my gun iron?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You have a gun? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah? Is it a big I mean it depends.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Is it a big iron?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You were? You were your gun was a magic gun
that you could load with spells?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
That's fair? Okay, well, I.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Guess typically bullets are lead, not iron.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Iron box.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Places to go find U magic weaponry?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
We go to town and look at do we need
like a horse and cart? I know that we traveled
by portal a lot, but it might be a good
idea to have a horse and cart.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Didn't we guys have one?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
We have our dogs. We never had a horse.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I thought you had a cart. Uh okay, my bad.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
We did at one, but that was the dog. We
abandoned it. I think at we had to get out quick.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
It seems like a dumb idea.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, that's very dangerous, you know, mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It made sense at the time.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
You guys need to eat, Maybe you can hire a
cook or something. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You're right though, we should have.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
You know, we're not only fighting for the school, but
we're also fighting create a better way of life. People
need jobs.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I don't know if we have hiring people money. If
you have a lot of money though.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
It does look like a shitload of money though, that's all.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I got from it.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, that's that's all any of us. Cat, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
To go to town if you all are, do we
need to take a quick rest or something.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
By if we as long as we're not getting into
too many shenanigans, I'm I'm okay, but like health wise,
but magic wise, don't get it too many shenanigans.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
It's not like we're gonna get into a fight in
the town or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, it's not like we're gonna have a connection to
some random bullshit that happens and we're gonna get blamed for,
like I don't know, the death of a king.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm racking up all those points.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
With the day is young. I'm gonna go change out
of my MTV shirt so I don't embarrass all of us.
I'll be right back, Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I quickly change out of my process into regular club.
All right, So go down for some iron slash magical weapons,
lay of the land of the town. Pick up some
food for us, because we can't eat what other people make,
because that's the whole fay thing.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh you're so right, mm hmmm, Well it's not so
much of No, No, the food isn't a faith thing.
It's the giving of the name. That was the faith thing.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I thought there was. I thought it was both too.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Never mind, they also do with people's food.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, you're we're not supposed to accept food from a chef.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You're not supposed to accept gifts from a fee.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Right, which, yeah, which could be food or mercedes.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Still, everybody can get a couple of lunchables.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, we'll get road some drinky. Also, I'm still kind
of traumatized from that whole town thing where we ate
all their food and they controlled their minds, Like, I know,
you're that was good food, so good, Oh my god,
that breakfast breakfast.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
All right, it's been weeks and I'm still on about
that breakfast.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
It actively tried to kill us and I still thought
it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, there's a lot of things that are fun that
try to kill you.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
So just like the heart.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Attack grill, Yes, so iron magic weapons, food? What else
do be clothing for? Shall to make him cool? And clothes?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm betting Since you know both Umber and I can't
really cast magic, we probably could do for some you know,
a enchanted weaponry definitely.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
What about skulls.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Umbers in the lower hold or whatever? He can cast magic?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, any he can't? Yeah, as a as ani as
a strick saving student, a couple of well damn.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
All right, fine, but we should have magic weapons anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
See I should have a magic weapon of some sort
of personally.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yes, hey, you guys were back in America. Did nobody
else buy a gun?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
We only had money for one gun.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
I've only just heard of these things guns. They sound cool.
I could be a bulletproof monk.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Honestly, get use.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Guns are too powerful for any one person. In all honesty,
I don't really think they should be accessible to most folks.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
But it's why I don't use that often.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
All Right, Clothing magic weapons, they iron stuff food.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I was gonna rip off a piece of his back
and hand it to ask her to write a list,
shopping list.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh my god, I gotta.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Buy notebooks, note books, notebooks.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Oh I mean I have notebooks. I just I use
them to write my notes.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh right, point, good point, all.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Right, I'm not arguing this.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I take the strip of flesh and start writing our
our grocery list.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I will need that back though, you know, I'll need
I'll need you to.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Put it on it so I can read it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'll need a bag.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
This is actually I actually it's a bag of holding.
Can I reach in and just like think about potions
like health potions or anything like that, and see there's
you left any other ship in there?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You can try.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna try. What would you like me to
do to try it?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Make make make an Arconnor roll?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
No boy?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh wait, no, I'm good at our con Why am
I good at Oh? Because I was? Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, you're a strict saving student.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah that's a seventeen.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Seventeen Okay. So you reach in there and you find
something and it feels like it might be It feels
like it might be a potion or something and it
reach in there and instead you pull out a few
(18:07):
gold Okay, well we could just buy specifically. Yeah yeah,
so you specifically pull out ten gold.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Okay, well I should have just thought that. Yeah, that's case,
drop it back into the pile. We should probably grab
some healing potions in case I fucking drop. Y'all can
have something that make sure you're okay? And do we
have enough? I think we have enough life alert diamonds.
I might need to get one more diamond deliverance. Do
you have a life alert diamond necklace?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I was gifted a life alert diamond necks It was
supposed to be the one that they had received from
the rabbit.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Right, yep, you're good, Okay, cool? Shall I don't know.
We should get one for you too, but I don't
know if we'll do anything.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, I mean whatever you think will help.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I genuinely do not know.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
But honestly, some like leather and some sewing needles, and I'll.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Be right, that's true. We'll get you a diamond just
in case. Okay, to go with your juicy cature hot
a pink sweatsuit that you were wearing. We will also
get you a diamond.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Randall starts looking to see if you can find like
a jacket for shell. He's looking for one in particular.
Is there a way we can see if we can
find like a red leather jacket, will black trim and
sort of a triangle shape. I just think that would
look really good on an undead guy shell.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
If you want a life alert, you can have mine.
I have no use for it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Neither does he.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
No, don't throw your life away.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
No, but like if I die, I don't get the
billy come back. Like it's easily.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Oh yeah, I mean it's if we're if we're saving money.
But then again, I do want to point out this
looks to be a shipload of money. Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
It's up to you.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I mean, oh yeah, we can't bring it back.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, I mean I'll uh. I think I'm fine. But
if you're willing to hand me a diamond as a gift,
I'll take it and just in case. Yeah sounds good.
This doesn't mean. This doesn't mean we're going steady or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Damn it. I wanted to make Umbra jealous, not the same.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'll wear it around. I'll wear it around. Oh yeah, ship,
what do we get from Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's a man that needs a leather jacket.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He already has a cape, though cape and a jacket
don't go together.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I want to buy him a mask, Okay. I think
he would like a mask.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Like yeah, like a fan of the opera mask kind
of thing.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Oh I was gonna say, a wooden mask like I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Have fictional world of Nauto mask.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Actually I like the belt idea. We get the one
that can go with his uh with his Pierce tunic
and it will be like the bell buckle can be
in the shape of like.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
A loot belt too.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
What if it's a bandolier for a cigarettes cigarette bandelier?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I love it is amazing right now?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh yeah, can't you feel it? It's going right in
to your back?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
What is it? Forte?
Speaker 6 (21:37):
We were talking about fairies earlier. Umbra has that one
sword is that made of iron? The stone cutter?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's it's made of steel, damn it?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Ok yeah, okay, So still need some iron swords?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I mean general magic white weapons will work. So I
feel like if we can get something that's gonna be
more useful for the future too as well, but iron
definitely sure. And how's everybody kind of defensively. Can we
do a sorc and walking talk? Can we be walking
to down to the h how's everybody's like armor wise? Like,
(22:22):
should we see the can find anything that like ups
people's armor?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I feel like maybe some leather armor will be a
good idea, so at least to go under the school robes.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I don't really wear armor. It slows me down. That's
fair pretty well.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
We could probably look for some bracers that have some
sort of enchantment.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe a ring or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Wait, we'll look iron knuckles.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
I was definitely gonna get les iron knuckles, Yes I can.
I can?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I catch them to the bracers and your fingers.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Well, those fall off a lot, so let's maybe Oh
have you seen those bracelets that go that are also
rings that are like that kind of keep your fingers on.
Have you seen these? It's like that's why it's a bracelet,
but it's it's like a cuff bracelet, but then it's
sometimes it looks like a skeleton and it goes into rings.
This is a real thing that exists. Oh, I'm wondering
we can find something like that for you that we
(23:25):
can get made out or commission make it out iron
and keep your fingers on it.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
We need to find a h.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Smith.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Smith did make some stuff. Yeah, we do have to
be a little careful. I'm thinking now because this whole
town is now maybe a little very biased.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
So I'm wondering if you get we're like walk around
being like I need all these iron things, it'll get
back to this.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Maybe we find a black market.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Maybe we find somebody who knows the dancing in the
shadows situation.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Or we can we can use a teleport or portal
to go somewhere else if anyone knows another place.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
True, mhmm.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
The Mall of America, I have one of those. I
know it was.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
There was an agreement actually for changing the golf. It's
not they only takes Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
What's the conversion rate of gold to pos?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I feel like we're getting a little too mad at
your guys.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Fifteen thousands, oh lord above. Okay, but let's see, I
think we're find to buy most of the stuff in
the town. We don't go crazy. Just I think I'm
just putting it out there that we should be aware
of it. Buying a thing that definitely, definitely, at least
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me and Forte and Umbra we're known to be part
of it. Was Umber, Yeah, Umber was part of that.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh yeah, I heard the rumors.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
There's rumors about us.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
You Oh yes, oh god, yeah, I mean, come on,
we all heard about the the Karen moment at the
guy Guy Faery grow.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh ee, that was a yeah, oh wait, that was
you guys.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Honestly, we were taking best to see how long you
guys would last.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, what did everybody just assume we died when we
went through that porl maybe?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, it's been a while since I've been in there.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I was a little surprised to see you all.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Honestly, kind of surprised we made it through any of that.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Oh and we have a bag of holding to carry
a bunch of this scrap in.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, we also get a bag that's great.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Here.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
If you turn over the magic bag, it all comes
tumbling out. Do we want to find a safe space
to do that? Once we finished buying things and count
out stuff?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
We have an infinite murderer, Cornelius.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Is there is there a spare bedroom I keep for
bedrooms here?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, we're walking, We're not building.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I'm just calling.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
To let's not how ghosts work. That's ghosts work.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
You don't lecture me on how undead things work.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Gravel stares at you in grave cleric. Okay, oh okay,
let's let's go fucking shop makeover, make Over, Makeover, Showers
(26:48):
Makeover episode.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Nah. I think we just put him in some like
decent looking clothes. You know. I spend like a couple
of gold on getting in like nice fitted uh fitted
gloves some some sort you know.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, I've got I've got my my list of things.
It's it should be pretty easy if there is a
an important store. Worst case scenario, could sew the stuff myself.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Sure, okay, a little bit above table. I was just
double checking on my packed blade. It does in fact
count as a magical weapon when I summon it.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
But even if we can buy something that's like gets more,
we have the money to buy it.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Sure, have we got a magic bazooka?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'm sorry what it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I heard about. It's a It's it's kind of a
it launches like rocks or coconuts. Coconuts, Oh, I don't know.
They're round, like a portable canon presser Gilligan told me
about it. Yeah, it's a little bit like a cannon
that you put on your shoulder.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Be fun. Put it up with the iron balls and.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Just yeah, I have a feeling you'd have to like
root yourself in place really hard and weird.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Like, yeah, ok, we'll make sure to get Humber some
good stuff too. That cigarette bandalier belt sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
That is really cool.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Above table, I posted a picture of what like Charles's
new look would be if he can find the stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
So, oh yeah, wow, this is a nice down.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, that's I know. One of one of our school
friends works at the pipe place around here. Is you
go say hi to them.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
To sounds good to me. Well, uh so what's what's
top of the list. Should we secure? Oh, I'm gonna
keep my voice down. Should we secure weaponry?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I mean that's probably tough, that's my Yeah, yeah, let's
and we'll also yeah, let's let's find some sort of
farmers armory dealer. Guy, it's find a blacksmith, the smith, Yes,
the weapons.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Is there a directory?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
I was gonna say, you are here, we're just wandering there.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, this isn't like a mall. There's not a directory,
but as you're walking walking around campus, it's not a
mall yet.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Oh look at that adventurer Street where you can get
all your adventuring goods all in one street.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Guys, what's AA republic in the district?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Okay, it's not to say back in America the jacket.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
As you're walking down, like, one of the first places
you see is the enchanted quill Ah. So you you
look in there and they're selling like different spell books,
texts and things like that.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Guys, quill we or won't we enter?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well, now that you've said that, we're not even to
go anywhere near it.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
If you want to die, that's fine. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So, so it's magical books, it's like textbooks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, it's kind of like like spell books that like
low level like sort of magic.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah. Before we really commenced to the shopping, is there
a way we can stop in here and see what
the current condition is since you're so close to school,
Like what kind of textbooks and stuff they will be selling?
Like has it changed to all cookbooks library? Yeah? I'm
(30:59):
concerned about what we'll actually find here and how that
I think about it, will we even be able to
find iron.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Well again that then I guess that's what we buy
some horses and go a couple of downs over.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah, rrel heads over to what's the name of the
place again. Now I'm just hearing quill. They won't they
the enchanted quill, The enchanted quill? Thank you, damn you
shall m all right. Ranaw walks into the Enchanted Quill
(31:40):
and see what they have.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And you notice as you walk in, there's like the
smell of sort of incense, and there's a very well
dressed lady, a little bit older lady behind the behind
(32:05):
the counter. H she's got like a hood up, but
she she's definitely humanoid. You're not sure if she's human elf,
half elf, or somebody who's typically about the same.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Size, average size, average.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, average, like humanoid size.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
She is dressed rather nice, but she has like a
hood on, a little older Hello, can I help you?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Uh, just browsing right now, saying what you have in stock?
Thank you? Though, I'll let you know if I need
any help.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh of course, thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Randall starts perusing the aisles. Just he's got his hands
behind his back, just kind of got a casual gate,
you know, kind of kicking his legs out of the walks,
like just what can Yeah, so you.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Found a lot of like components for magical spells and
things like that in here. Mm hmm. Some of it's
sort of categorized m but you notice that, like it
won't say what it's you what type of spell it's
used on.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Okay, so it's not like labeled for specific use, just
components categorized by like type, that's right. Component, Yeah, serves
like nails and then like feathers.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, exactly, nail feathers. There's a couple like peppers.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Like speaking of he goes Rachale goes over to those
nails and checks, can I tell what kind of metal
they're made out of? This is just a sea of
iron is still readily available.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Uh, make an have you make make an intelligence check,
because I don't think you.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Don't have that.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
There's not like a metallurgy or anything like that. You're
not a dwarf.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
I am not a dwarf.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
So these are definitely metal. They're a little bit harder
than like what you might assume it would be, like aluminum.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, but definitely not gold.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Definitely not gold. They're a little heavier than aluminum. There
are small red afflex scattered a little bit around them.
Mm hmm, but you're not one hundred percent sure what
they're made out of.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, Angel, perhaps like two or three of them. Try
to look for some that look different from each other
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
His plan is to buy him and then like bring
him out and get one of the others to look
at it and be like, what the fuck is this?
I'm an idiot today.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
But.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
It keeps looking, uh, checks the books. What kind of
books are we seeing?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
So you have some some pretty basic books there are, Uh,
you do notice that like the front of the store,
and for the most part, they are just various types
of cookbooks. Yeah, but interspersed within those books, as you're
looking around, you do notice a couple of books that
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don't quite look like cookbooks.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
They look like they might have some you know, magical
spells your other type of things in them.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
All right, Well, first Randall like flips through one of
the cookbooks like oh interesting, and then like you know,
after I puts it down, picks up the other book,
you know, the magic book, and looks to see what
kind of spells?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, so they're for the most part in this in
this book. And this is something that you you would
know would be pretty typical, like the publicly available books
would only have really low level things like cantrips. You're
not going to find like you're not going to find,
you know, the inner workings of the wish spell at
(36:44):
a shop.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Like no, no, I got you. This is this is
your I need something to help me around the house
kind of spells, your common household witchery.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yes, yeah, you know, there's there's yeah thematurgy in there,
there's you know, yes, digitation kind of basic basic stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Well ra Angel thinks about it and well, I hear
starts like restocking some spell components and uh goes up
to the counter with him, and it's like here we go.
I think I got everything on need How have things
been since the takeover at the college?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh the call, Well, nothing's nothing's changed at the college,
of course. No, it's been it's been great, right, right,
thing's been great.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Sorry, we've been out on walk about so.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh yes, no, I understand things. I mean, you know,
the things change regularly like a little bit, but you know,
it's it's always it's always about the same here. Nothing
really is, nothing ever really changes, and you're free to
make an insight check if.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
You like, absolutely I will make an inside check. Seventeen.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You can tell that she is intentionally trying to like
lie to you and hide the fact that things have
definitely changed.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Touch you with a nail, to you with a nail.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I'm glad. Did y'all come in with me or table.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
We were in here with you? It's just as awkward
as possible.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
We're just all we're clustered together near the front of
the store, just watching you.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Thank god, could you at least look at a book.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Oh, I'm going to look for what is the best
smelling incense because I'm going to stuff myself.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh you find some some egg champa, some lavender.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Oh my god, he's going to be a popourri bag
better than how he smells right now?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Are you are you looking for? Are you looking for
sticking in sense cone incense? You're you looking for the
cone with a little hole on the bottom so it
blows the smoke down. What are we looking for?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
I'm just shoving whatever. I'm hoping to shove whatever I
can't make myself smell back the.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Right You have to you have to pay for those
before you.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Oh no, no, I'm not stuffing them in me now,
I'm not. I'm not just like shoving stuff. No, I'm
what I want to shove in in my own room.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Okay, Well, Randall pays for his spell components, and uh,
let's shall buy his stuffings?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah, I just uh yeah yeah, So so what how
much just stuffing am I buying?
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Let's oh, god, like a pound of a pound of incense?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
No, I haven't really bought since before.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Character should we okay? What should we just like not
buy it here and go to Costco?
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Oh you haven't been a fantasy costcoh.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
God, I'm just concerned at this point. Why is this
man like I'm watching Shaw's shove a pound of incense
into his body.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
He's not shoving his body.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Everybody's in there.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Right, Yeah, we're browsing.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Everybody's browsing. Okay, is anybody else in particular? And I
have the enchanted quill?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
While they're walking around, Randall walks over to like Astrid
and Deliver and says, like that woman, that person counter
is I'm.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Just gonna I'm trying to think I have a question
for her. So I'll go up boom, Hi, so sorry,
how are you? There's this one novel that I've been
looking for? And do you know the shadows.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Dance her eyes open wide? I've heard of it, probably, yes,
that heard whispers of this novel.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
No, would you chance have this novel in stock or
something of that caliber? They have somewhere private. We can
take a look at the wares were all we all
are interested in that novel.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
We do not sell novels in this store. I am
very sorry.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Oh, thank you. Would there be any other shops that much?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yes, yes, there's uh the Illusionist Lounge has novels. They're
more of a sit and read and SIPs type of place.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
That thank you better. That would be a better place
to speak of your failed Shadows Dancing loss.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Thank you so much. I'm going to buy this really
lovely little notebook and I will genuinely grab like a
little other round notebook it's kind of cute, and pay
double for it.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Sure, I think. Thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Thank you
Speaker 5 (42:50):
So How much do I owe you for that pound
of incent
Perfect. So yeah, you guys, well most of you went
to Marca and uh cut off a man's head, massa
tunic and cut off a bug bear's head, and Umbra
just took it and wandered off with it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Got I hope he at least worse protection.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's his way.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh god, what are the rest of y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, they have the money. Now, I think it's time
to go for a shopping spree for Shaw.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
To see sure, we need.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
To see if we actually have the money in the bag,
and also probably wake maybe wake up Randrell.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
When when Jason teleports is back, he was back to
like Airbnb or where.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are we when you tell it we're back, you would
teleport back to the infinite mud room?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, hell yeah, just sounds like a punishment.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
We all just walk in, walk in. Some of us
covered in muck. Randall sees us covered in muck.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The only one covered in muck.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh, I am right.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Everybody else was like walking on water. You're you're the
one whose face like fell because somebody was running with
you on a rope.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
M right, Yeah, prest digitation on me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm fine, Like cloverly enthusiastic dog.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
A golden Doodle at the beach walking through our living room.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh, I was calling show the Golden Doodle. You're the
child who is just no, there was no business walking
a golden doodle.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Canonical gold It's makes sense because because golden doodles are
also in a front to nature.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Wow, all right, so that this this D and D,
this whole D and D campaign has officially come full circle.
Thank you all for listening to We hope.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
This podcast is over.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We finished.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yep, Yeah, we've a there's no more dudgeons to dragon.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The reputation of the Golden Doodle. That was my entire
goal the whole time. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
This is all a commentary on puppy Mills. Good, good day,
good night, Good Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
There wasn't any racism or apart or fascism or anything
like that built into this game. Is all about the
puppy Mills. Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, we're walking in somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh oh hey Randall.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, Randall's standing on the stairs. He's wearing like pajama
bottoms and like a T shirt and it says MTV
Spring Break ninety five Lake hab a suit and he's
just rubbing sleep out of his eye, looking at y'all
as specifically at Astro going what did you do?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Got a couple of questions here, what's spring break?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't know. I bought this at a shop at
like Practics of Beetle on the way to Fairune before
I started school, and it was like a copper looks comfy.
It is.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It's a curious sigil. It appears to be a large
M with a TV.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I'm gonna go take a bath for ever and not
think about the fact that we had to re kill
that guy that I killed the first time.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wait, wait, wait, back up, what throw.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
The head at?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Rachel had closure?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
No, God, Umber has it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh that's right, damn it. I'm going to wow. So
I take it, y'all went to get the gold.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I trolled the bottom of a lake.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're really proud of that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It's a unique thing that I can do.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Apparently, Yes, yes, I take it. Umbers wandered off again.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
He said something about getting some head. I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I think he's in the graveyard.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, it's the man's first time. You gotta give him
some grace.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Oh, let's open up this bag and hope there's gold
in it.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Up in the bag.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Rangel comes down the stairs, joints the little circle.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, you're in the infinite They they came into the
infinite mud room, so you would have to.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I thought they came into the front room.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
We went through the door out of the infinite mudroom.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
There we could just go up to the to the
actual like living area.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, we're in. We're in our condocts living room right now.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, Yeah, our friends set.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
The theater theater, theater of the mind. We let's assume
we walked through the door.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
We're Joey Channel's apartment opening up the bag.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
All right, so what's the bag? The bag has a
bunch of gold in it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, okay, so we were totally conned.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Wow, this bag has a bunch of gold in it.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Think of all the good we can do with this.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
We can buy back the school.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, is anybody here familiar with is it? Aybody's character?
Familiar with finance?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Deliverance.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, that's like one of my things.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Randall spends moneylike water, but he also gains money like water,
So he's not really good with finance. He's just yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Just he just has Yeah, he's a trust fund baby
kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
But the trust fund is fake.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
All right, So yep, deliverance make I'm gonna say make
a I want to say, make an investigation check.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh I'm not good at those. So oh shit, okay,
let's go. The I clicked it once, it didn't make
the noise that usually click it makes. Ten.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, so you roll to ten? Uh? You you just
know that this is a shipload of money. This is
more money than should be in this bag.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, can I make a roll just to go ahead?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Rendall? You you've also sure?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I mean, I know what money looks like, do you?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I spend it all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He just permeates it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, it's a lot of money. Yeah, eleven, it's a
lot of money.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
If anybody else would like to make investigation rolls about
the money, you go right ahead, Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That is a.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Lot of money.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Above board.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I just think it's chocolate wrapped in.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
For forte and forte and asterd Uh. You guys, you
guys think that that the money might be snacks. But
because coins, you get it balance and not Valentine's Day,
Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, it's real. I was just checking that it was real.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Can I argue?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, go ahead, do you wanna argue?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I was gonna argue that because he saw it as
his other self the money, but never mind, know he
wasn't there for that.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
After Astro tries to take a bite out of one
of the coins, that just take the bag from her
and sheentley pull it towards shall.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, shall you? You also know that that's a shipload
of money.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Should we I don't know, count it or something? Or
is it a bag of holding? Is it gonna be
like a lot of money to count? Oh god, I
just keep rolling D twenty until we figure out how
many it is. We just keep adding numbers until the
d M says stop, all right, you know what?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Make au No, if you guys want to take a
few minutes to count it out, you can.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
A few minutes, okay, I mean guesstimate, or maybe we
could take it. Maybe Jase knows, maybe he could.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I don't know, I don't trust, I don't know trust.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Actually, yeah, Jason's teleporter does where is heard opened?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
He didn't, he wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, either way, how much, Sean, how much are we
wanted to spend on some new duds? Do you have
any idea?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I'm not really needing a whole bunch, like I just okay,
I'm assuming there's like this is a college town, so
maybe they have some import stuff. Maybe there's an import store.
Is that possibility?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I wouldn't see why not?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Okay? Yeah, I just I just need to pick up
the shirts and slacks and maybe a couple of racers. Well,
also material goods, uh, crafting some stuff for myself.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I also think this might be a good opportunity, since
we might be jumping into a pretty hefty fight at
some point with the ferry, to maybe upgrade some of
with all this money, upgrade some of our things like
armor and weapons and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh god, here, okay, I see it.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Aren't the fay like avers to iron?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah? Yeah, dedicates at least like like thirty or forty
five minutes to researching best way to oppose a fairy
of some sort, Yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, I mean I could probably make a roll on
uh what is that art? Canna?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah? Make it make an icon? Of roll. Yeah, I
do the same. You can get the same.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Let's get ready for another round of tens. I got
an eleven Rangel's it's too early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah. So you guys know that fairies are susceptible to
iron specifically, and they can only be hurt by weapons
that are made of iron or that are magical. They
they cannot they will not be hurt by non iron weapons.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I have a magical packed blade.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Is my gun iron?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You have a gun? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah? Is it a big I mean it depends.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Is it a big iron?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You were? You were your gun was a magic gun
that you could load with spells?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
That's fair? Okay, well, I.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Guess typically bullets are lead, not iron.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Iron box.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Places to go find U magic weaponry?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
We go to town and look at do we need
like a horse and cart? I know that we traveled
by portal a lot, but it might be a good
idea to have a horse and cart.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Didn't we guys have one?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
We have our dogs. We never had a horse.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I thought you had a cart. Uh okay, my bad.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
We did at one, but that was the dog. We
abandoned it. I think at we had to get out quick.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
It seems like a dumb idea.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, that's very dangerous, you know, mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It made sense at the time.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
You guys need to eat, Maybe you can hire a
cook or something. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You're right though, we should have.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
You know, we're not only fighting for the school, but
we're also fighting create a better way of life. People
need jobs.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I don't know if we have hiring people money. If
you have a lot of money though.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
It does look like a shitload of money though, that's all.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I got from it.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, that's that's all any of us. Cat, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
To go to town if you all are, do we
need to take a quick rest or something.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
By if we as long as we're not getting into
too many shenanigans, I'm I'm okay, but like health wise,
but magic wise, don't get it too many shenanigans.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
It's not like we're gonna get into a fight in
the town or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, it's not like we're gonna have a connection to
some random bullshit that happens and we're gonna get blamed for,
like I don't know, the death of a king.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm racking up all those points.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
With the day is young. I'm gonna go change out
of my MTV shirt so I don't embarrass all of us.
I'll be right back, Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I quickly change out of my process into regular club.
All right, So go down for some iron slash magical weapons,
lay of the land of the town. Pick up some
food for us, because we can't eat what other people make,
because that's the whole fay thing.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh you're so right, mm hmmm, Well it's not so
much of No, No, the food isn't a faith thing.
It's the giving of the name. That was the faith thing.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I thought there was. I thought it was both too.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Never mind, they also do with people's food.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, you're we're not supposed to accept food from a chef.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You're not supposed to accept gifts from a fee.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Right, which, yeah, which could be food or mercedes.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Still, everybody can get a couple of lunchables.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, we'll get road some drinky. Also, I'm still kind
of traumatized from that whole town thing where we ate
all their food and they controlled their minds, Like, I know,
you're that was good food, so good, Oh my god,
that breakfast breakfast.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
All right, it's been weeks and I'm still on about
that breakfast.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
It actively tried to kill us and I still thought
it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, there's a lot of things that are fun that
try to kill you.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
So just like the heart.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Attack grill, Yes, so iron magic weapons, food? What else
do be clothing for? Shall to make him cool? And clothes?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm betting Since you know both Umber and I can't
really cast magic, we probably could do for some you know,
a enchanted weaponry definitely.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
What about skulls.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Umbers in the lower hold or whatever? He can cast magic?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, any he can't? Yeah, as a as ani as
a strick saving student, a couple of well damn.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
All right, fine, but we should have magic weapons anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
See I should have a magic weapon of some sort
of personally.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yes, hey, you guys were back in America. Did nobody
else buy a gun?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
We only had money for one gun.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
I've only just heard of these things guns. They sound cool.
I could be a bulletproof monk.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Honestly, get use.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Guns are too powerful for any one person. In all honesty,
I don't really think they should be accessible to most folks.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
But it's why I don't use that often.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
All Right, Clothing magic weapons, they iron stuff food.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I was gonna rip off a piece of his back
and hand it to ask her to write a list,
shopping list.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh my god, I gotta.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Buy notebooks, note books, notebooks.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Oh I mean I have notebooks. I just I use
them to write my notes.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh right, point, good point, all.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Right, I'm not arguing this.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I take the strip of flesh and start writing our
our grocery list.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I will need that back though, you know, I'll need
I'll need you to.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Put it on it so I can read it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'll need a bag.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
This is actually I actually it's a bag of holding.
Can I reach in and just like think about potions
like health potions or anything like that, and see there's
you left any other ship in there?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You can try.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna try. What would you like me to
do to try it?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Make make make an Arconnor roll?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
No boy?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh wait, no, I'm good at our con Why am
I good at Oh? Because I was? Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, you're a strict saving student.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah that's a seventeen.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Seventeen Okay. So you reach in there and you find
something and it feels like it might be It feels
like it might be a potion or something and it
reach in there and instead you pull out a few
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gold Okay, well we could just buy specifically. Yeah yeah,
so you specifically pull out ten gold.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Okay, well I should have just thought that. Yeah, that's case,
drop it back into the pile. We should probably grab
some healing potions in case I fucking drop. Y'all can
have something that make sure you're okay? And do we
have enough? I think we have enough life alert diamonds.
I might need to get one more diamond deliverance. Do
you have a life alert diamond necklace?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I was gifted a life alert diamond necks It was
supposed to be the one that they had received from
the rabbit.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Right, yep, you're good, Okay, cool? Shall I don't know.
We should get one for you too, but I don't
know if we'll do anything.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, I mean whatever you think will help.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I genuinely do not know.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
But honestly, some like leather and some sewing needles, and I'll.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Be right, that's true. We'll get you a diamond just
in case. Okay, to go with your juicy cature hot
a pink sweatsuit that you were wearing. We will also
get you a diamond.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Randall starts looking to see if you can find like
a jacket for shell. He's looking for one in particular.
Is there a way we can see if we can
find like a red leather jacket, will black trim and
sort of a triangle shape. I just think that would
look really good on an undead guy shell.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
If you want a life alert, you can have mine.
I have no use for it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Neither does he.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
No, don't throw your life away.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
No, but like if I die, I don't get the
billy come back. Like it's easily.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Oh yeah, I mean it's if we're if we're saving money.
But then again, I do want to point out this
looks to be a shipload of money. Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
It's up to you.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I mean, oh yeah, we can't bring it back.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, I mean I'll uh. I think I'm fine. But
if you're willing to hand me a diamond as a gift,
I'll take it and just in case. Yeah sounds good.
This doesn't mean. This doesn't mean we're going steady or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Damn it. I wanted to make Umbra jealous, not the same.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'll wear it around. I'll wear it around. Oh yeah, ship,
what do we get from Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's a man that needs a leather jacket.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He already has a cape, though cape and a jacket
don't go together.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I want to buy him a mask, Okay. I think
he would like a mask.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Like yeah, like a fan of the opera mask kind
of thing.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Oh I was gonna say, a wooden mask like I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Have fictional world of Nauto mask.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Actually I like the belt idea. We get the one
that can go with his uh with his Pierce tunic
and it will be like the bell buckle can be
in the shape of like.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
A loot belt too.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
What if it's a bandolier for a cigarettes cigarette bandelier?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I love it is amazing right now?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh yeah, can't you feel it? It's going right in
to your back?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
What is it? Forte?
Speaker 6 (21:37):
We were talking about fairies earlier. Umbra has that one
sword is that made of iron? The stone cutter?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's it's made of steel, damn it?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Ok yeah, okay, So still need some iron swords?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I mean general magic white weapons will work. So I
feel like if we can get something that's gonna be
more useful for the future too as well, but iron
definitely sure. And how's everybody kind of defensively. Can we
do a sorc and walking talk? Can we be walking
to down to the h how's everybody's like armor wise? Like,
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should we see the can find anything that like ups
people's armor?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I feel like maybe some leather armor will be a
good idea, so at least to go under the school robes.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I don't really wear armor. It slows me down. That's
fair pretty well.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
We could probably look for some bracers that have some
sort of enchantment.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe a ring or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Wait, we'll look iron knuckles.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
I was definitely gonna get les iron knuckles, Yes I can.
I can?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I catch them to the bracers and your fingers.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Well, those fall off a lot, so let's maybe Oh
have you seen those bracelets that go that are also
rings that are like that kind of keep your fingers on.
Have you seen these? It's like that's why it's a bracelet,
but it's it's like a cuff bracelet, but then it's
sometimes it looks like a skeleton and it goes into rings.
This is a real thing that exists. Oh, I'm wondering
we can find something like that for you that we
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can get made out or commission make it out iron
and keep your fingers on it.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
We need to find a h.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Smith.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Smith did make some stuff. Yeah, we do have to
be a little careful. I'm thinking now because this whole
town is now maybe a little very biased.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
So I'm wondering if you get we're like walk around
being like I need all these iron things, it'll get
back to this.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Maybe we find a black market.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Maybe we find somebody who knows the dancing in the
shadows situation.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Or we can we can use a teleport or portal
to go somewhere else if anyone knows another place.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
True, mhmm.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
The Mall of America, I have one of those. I
know it was.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
There was an agreement actually for changing the golf. It's
not they only takes Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
What's the conversion rate of gold to pos?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I feel like we're getting a little too mad at
your guys.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Fifteen thousands, oh lord above. Okay, but let's see, I
think we're find to buy most of the stuff in
the town. We don't go crazy. Just I think I'm
just putting it out there that we should be aware
of it. Buying a thing that definitely, definitely, at least
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me and Forte and Umbra we're known to be part
of it. Was Umber, Yeah, Umber was part of that.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh yeah, I heard the rumors.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
There's rumors about us.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
You Oh yes, oh god, yeah, I mean, come on,
we all heard about the the Karen moment at the
guy Guy Faery grow.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh ee, that was a yeah, oh wait, that was
you guys.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Honestly, we were taking best to see how long you
guys would last.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, what did everybody just assume we died when we
went through that porl maybe?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, it's been a while since I've been in there.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I was a little surprised to see you all.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Honestly, kind of surprised we made it through any of that.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Oh and we have a bag of holding to carry
a bunch of this scrap in.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, we also get a bag that's great.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Here.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
If you turn over the magic bag, it all comes
tumbling out. Do we want to find a safe space
to do that? Once we finished buying things and count
out stuff?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
We have an infinite murderer, Cornelius.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Is there is there a spare bedroom I keep for
bedrooms here?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, we're walking, We're not building.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I'm just calling.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
To let's not how ghosts work. That's ghosts work.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
You don't lecture me on how undead things work.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Gravel stares at you in grave cleric. Okay, oh okay,
let's let's go fucking shop makeover, make Over, Makeover, Showers
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Makeover episode.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Nah. I think we just put him in some like
decent looking clothes. You know. I spend like a couple
of gold on getting in like nice fitted uh fitted
gloves some some sort you know.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, I've got I've got my my list of things.
It's it should be pretty easy if there is a
an important store. Worst case scenario, could sew the stuff myself.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Sure, okay, a little bit above table. I was just
double checking on my packed blade. It does in fact
count as a magical weapon when I summon it.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
But even if we can buy something that's like gets more,
we have the money to buy it.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Sure, have we got a magic bazooka?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'm sorry what it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I heard about. It's a It's it's kind of a
it launches like rocks or coconuts. Coconuts, Oh, I don't know.
They're round, like a portable canon presser Gilligan told me
about it. Yeah, it's a little bit like a cannon
that you put on your shoulder.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Be fun. Put it up with the iron balls and.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Just yeah, I have a feeling you'd have to like
root yourself in place really hard and weird.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Like, yeah, ok, we'll make sure to get Humber some
good stuff too. That cigarette bandalier belt sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
That is really cool.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Above table, I posted a picture of what like Charles's
new look would be if he can find the stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
So, oh yeah, wow, this is a nice down.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, that's I know. One of one of our school
friends works at the pipe place around here. Is you
go say hi to them.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
To sounds good to me. Well, uh so what's what's
top of the list. Should we secure? Oh, I'm gonna
keep my voice down. Should we secure weaponry?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I mean that's probably tough, that's my Yeah, yeah, let's
and we'll also yeah, let's let's find some sort of
farmers armory dealer. Guy, it's find a blacksmith, the smith, Yes,
the weapons.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Is there a directory?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
I was gonna say, you are here, we're just wandering there.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, this isn't like a mall. There's not a directory,
but as you're walking walking around campus, it's not a
mall yet.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Oh look at that adventurer Street where you can get
all your adventuring goods all in one street.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Guys, what's AA republic in the district?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Okay, it's not to say back in America the jacket.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
As you're walking down, like, one of the first places
you see is the enchanted quill Ah. So you you
look in there and they're selling like different spell books,
texts and things like that.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Guys, quill we or won't we enter?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well, now that you've said that, we're not even to
go anywhere near it.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
If you want to die, that's fine. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So, so it's magical books, it's like textbooks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, it's kind of like like spell books that like
low level like sort of magic.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah. Before we really commenced to the shopping, is there
a way we can stop in here and see what
the current condition is since you're so close to school,
Like what kind of textbooks and stuff they will be selling?
Like has it changed to all cookbooks library? Yeah? I'm
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concerned about what we'll actually find here and how that
I think about it, will we even be able to
find iron.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Well again that then I guess that's what we buy
some horses and go a couple of downs over.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah, rrel heads over to what's the name of the
place again. Now I'm just hearing quill. They won't they
the enchanted quill, The enchanted quill? Thank you, damn you
shall m all right. Ranaw walks into the Enchanted Quill
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and see what they have.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And you notice as you walk in, there's like the
smell of sort of incense, and there's a very well
dressed lady, a little bit older lady behind the behind
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the counter. H she's got like a hood up, but
she she's definitely humanoid. You're not sure if she's human elf,
half elf, or somebody who's typically about the same.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Size, average size, average.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, average, like humanoid size.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
She is dressed rather nice, but she has like a
hood on, a little older Hello, can I help you?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Uh, just browsing right now, saying what you have in stock?
Thank you? Though, I'll let you know if I need
any help.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh of course, thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Randall starts perusing the aisles. Just he's got his hands
behind his back, just kind of got a casual gate,
you know, kind of kicking his legs out of the walks,
like just what can Yeah, so you.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Found a lot of like components for magical spells and
things like that in here. Mm hmm. Some of it's
sort of categorized m but you notice that, like it
won't say what it's you what type of spell it's
used on.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Okay, so it's not like labeled for specific use, just
components categorized by like type, that's right. Component, Yeah, serves
like nails and then like feathers.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, exactly, nail feathers. There's a couple like peppers.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Like speaking of he goes Rachale goes over to those
nails and checks, can I tell what kind of metal
they're made out of? This is just a sea of
iron is still readily available.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Uh, make an have you make make an intelligence check,
because I don't think you.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Don't have that.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
There's not like a metallurgy or anything like that. You're
not a dwarf.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
I am not a dwarf.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
So these are definitely metal. They're a little bit harder
than like what you might assume it would be, like aluminum.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, but definitely not gold.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Definitely not gold. They're a little heavier than aluminum. There
are small red afflex scattered a little bit around them.
Mm hmm, but you're not one hundred percent sure what
they're made out of.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, Angel, perhaps like two or three of them. Try
to look for some that look different from each other
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
His plan is to buy him and then like bring
him out and get one of the others to look
at it and be like, what the fuck is this?
I'm an idiot today.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
But.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
It keeps looking, uh, checks the books. What kind of
books are we seeing?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
So you have some some pretty basic books there are, Uh,
you do notice that like the front of the store,
and for the most part, they are just various types
of cookbooks. Yeah, but interspersed within those books, as you're
looking around, you do notice a couple of books that
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don't quite look like cookbooks.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
They look like they might have some you know, magical
spells your other type of things in them.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
All right, Well, first Randall like flips through one of
the cookbooks like oh interesting, and then like you know,
after I puts it down, picks up the other book,
you know, the magic book, and looks to see what
kind of spells?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, so they're for the most part in this in
this book. And this is something that you you would
know would be pretty typical, like the publicly available books
would only have really low level things like cantrips. You're
not going to find like you're not going to find,
you know, the inner workings of the wish spell at
(36:44):
a shop.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Like no, no, I got you. This is this is
your I need something to help me around the house
kind of spells, your common household witchery.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yes, yeah, you know, there's there's yeah thematurgy in there,
there's you know, yes, digitation kind of basic basic stuff.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Well ra Angel thinks about it and well, I hear
starts like restocking some spell components and uh goes up
to the counter with him, and it's like here we go.
I think I got everything on need How have things
been since the takeover at the college?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh the call, Well, nothing's nothing's changed at the college,
of course. No, it's been it's been great, right, right,
thing's been great.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Sorry, we've been out on walk about so.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh yes, no, I understand things. I mean, you know,
the things change regularly like a little bit, but you know,
it's it's always it's always about the same here. Nothing
really is, nothing ever really changes, and you're free to
make an insight check if.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
You like, absolutely I will make an inside check. Seventeen.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You can tell that she is intentionally trying to like
lie to you and hide the fact that things have
definitely changed.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Touch you with a nail, to you with a nail.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I'm glad. Did y'all come in with me or table.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
We were in here with you? It's just as awkward
as possible.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
We're just all we're clustered together near the front of
the store, just watching you.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Thank god, could you at least look at a book.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Oh, I'm going to look for what is the best
smelling incense because I'm going to stuff myself.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh you find some some egg champa, some lavender.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Oh my god, he's going to be a popourri bag
better than how he smells right now?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Are you are you looking for? Are you looking for
sticking in sense cone incense? You're you looking for the
cone with a little hole on the bottom so it
blows the smoke down. What are we looking for?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
I'm just shoving whatever. I'm hoping to shove whatever I
can't make myself smell back the.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Right You have to you have to pay for those
before you.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Oh no, no, I'm not stuffing them in me now,
I'm not. I'm not just like shoving stuff. No, I'm
what I want to shove in in my own room.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Okay, Well, Randall pays for his spell components, and uh,
let's shall buy his stuffings?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah, I just uh yeah yeah, So so what how
much just stuffing am I buying?
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Let's oh, god, like a pound of a pound of incense?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
No, I haven't really bought since before.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Character should we okay? What should we just like not
buy it here and go to Costco?
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Oh you haven't been a fantasy costcoh.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
God, I'm just concerned at this point. Why is this
man like I'm watching Shaw's shove a pound of incense
into his body.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
He's not shoving his body.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Everybody's in there.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Right, Yeah, we're browsing.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Everybody's browsing. Okay, is anybody else in particular? And I
have the enchanted quill?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
While they're walking around, Randall walks over to like Astrid
and Deliver and says, like that woman, that person counter
is I'm.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Just gonna I'm trying to think I have a question
for her. So I'll go up boom, Hi, so sorry,
how are you? There's this one novel that I've been
looking for? And do you know the shadows.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Dance her eyes open wide? I've heard of it, probably, yes,
that heard whispers of this novel.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
No, would you chance have this novel in stock or
something of that caliber? They have somewhere private. We can
take a look at the wares were all we all
are interested in that novel.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
We do not sell novels in this store. I am
very sorry.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Oh, thank you. Would there be any other shops that much?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yes, yes, there's uh the Illusionist Lounge has novels. They're
more of a sit and read and SIPs type of place.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
That thank you better. That would be a better place
to speak of your failed Shadows Dancing loss.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Thank you so much. I'm going to buy this really
lovely little notebook and I will genuinely grab like a
little other round notebook it's kind of cute, and pay
double for it.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Sure, I think. Thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Thank you
Speaker 5 (42:50):
So How much do I owe you for that pound
of incent
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