July 21, 2025 • 47 mins
The team places some orders to help them defeat the insidious Food Court.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
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(00:27):
I am your host, kick Acidron and you then tied
the strings to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The best shopping trip ever in his head.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh oh yeah, wander in and this might be a
place to find a cigarette bad.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I thought we were gonna have to commission it, but
I think this place might actually just have one.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it may have something like, you know, a double
headed aquilla on it, which would be badass.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Walk in. We'll walk up Me and rangel I guess
are walking up to the shop. Keep on in afternoon evening.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hi, howdy, truly crazy question, sir, Hey, what's up? We're
looking for something for a friend. Kind of a joke,
kind of serious. Something you could consider a cigarette band.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Either way, something to hold, like a bunch of packs,
a bunch of you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Look so I was saying individuals, Yeah, packs or oh
or individuals.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We have both to either.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Ah, well, I guess. I guess I could get we
could get people to we get somebody to make something
for you for that. Yeah, yeah we do. We do
customized onities. It's fine. We have spelt, we have, we
have leather, we can does he does he hand roll
or I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have shouldn't have
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assumed the gender of the person.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This is definitely I think he does say hand roll.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
General he had sometimes I have seen him by a pack.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Okay, so we had but all right, so yeah we
can we can do something like that. Yeah we can.
We can make you a customed cigarette vandelier. Are you
looking for just one one across the chest? Are you
looking for like the X? Are you looking for suspenders?
What are we what are we thinking?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's either going to be the one or the X?
Which one do you think?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
How how motivated do you think he'd be to load
two of them?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Let's see underneath with the cape an X would probably
look pretty dope, let's be frank.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Actually, so if he's got a case, so we just
want the we just want them on the run, then
we don't want them on the back.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, probably the best.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, I can only with him rolling around doing what
he does, he'd probably crushed the ones on them.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, oh, don't forget a spot for the pipe I gave.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Him, and of course the pipe that should be.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
A yeah, that's just comes standard pie.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh goodness, you're wonderful, are you dirting? Is this your shop?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I am dirty? Nice to eat an A winks that
you with his that's still there.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm sorry you have something in there? You blinking?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So is it a blink? Nice?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There's anything? When there's does When there's winking, there's more
body movement.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I lean it. I lean and whispered aliments. I've been
so bad at the code now I don't think I
should do it, but just I don't know how do
we buy a leadership?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I think you just walk in and he says, ship,
Do you have any fireworks?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's a good way to check.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Fire. I have, I mean I have fire thing that
fire works.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Do you potentially have any weaponry of magical nature on you?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Oh? Of course this is although of course, Oh yeah,
it's you.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm looking specifically if you have any rape years or
short swords or even a dagger.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
I'd really appreciate those.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, she'll get some line. Of course, we got those.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
We ask for our weird ship and practical ship.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, so you need you need a magical rape.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Year probbly nice? Have you got it?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think I've got this real quick question. Do you
have anything on your is?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
He kind of goes a little bit less, a little
bit more serious than worry was that. He was kind
of a little bit more happy, go lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's many shadows dancing around the iron these days, sir.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
The one time you don't use that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
There's a little too excited to have decided. I've only
ever heard they whispered.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
So excited and still got it wrong.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
They haven't. I go to the I looked, I look
the guy. I'm like, please just give it to her. No,
I said it, please give it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Said said it right. Because we have to be subtle.
I asked for it. Is saying all of this.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
In front of the guy.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Yeah, no I did.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh my god, No, Yeah it was the worst. You
guys are the worst spies ever.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We are really bad at this.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yes, but it's some sort of dumb luck that we're
here and going to try to do something.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
My friend for you, Thank you.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I am so croud of are you?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because I'm not, But thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Fate chose us as heroes, and unfortunately Fate may be stupid.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
He pulls out he like reaches he's got like, you know,
one of those big desks that you can't really see underneath.
He kind of reaches underneath, pulls out a nice looking
rape year. But it's clearly it's it's a little bit
more dull than the ones that you're used to seeing.
I've seen some use, seeing a little bit of use,
(06:57):
and it's clearly the quality of the metal isn't as
high as the steel ones that you're used to to using.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, iron, you're more concerned this kind of thing. You'd
be more concerned with what it's made from them.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yes, quality iron iron has its uses, of course, you know,
steel is great and all. It's harder, it's even made
of iron. But there's other They really take enchantments. Enchantments
you say.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, I was kinda say, but obviously we're getting these
for decorative purposes.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Of course, spe decorative collector's items, I.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Would say, right over the mantle.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yes, of course, I'll take good joke. Who would you
say that to? Are you saying that the old man.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
I'm saying into space.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Okay, the ether is now angry with you.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
God, q oh ship.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There's a lot of gods we could piss off right now.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And could could have actively are sure.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna go put some armor on and start
yelling that all gods are bastards and a thunderstorm.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Has Yep, that's unsafe. Hey we got this, Okay, what
does er do? Rapier is one D eight of damage
in general, one date of damage. I can I can
(08:53):
get you and you can use a dexterity with it.
It's it's a finesse weapon, so you can use your
dick stairity bonus instead of your strength bonus.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Oh okay when you're fighting with it, and it's just
like a normal radier just made of iron.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
This one. Yeah, okay. Did you say you wanted an enchantment?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
That would be nice. I mean if you got it.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Well, if we leave it here overnight, we can we
can see what we can do. I have some friends
coming tonight that might be able to help. If I
ever get my eye back, I'll be able to do
it myself.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Right if I think if I do, look a can
I just says it. If I did like a feeling
spell on him with his I grow back.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
No friends of yours be looking for new friends of
mutual interest. How do you feel about this situation with
the local school establishment?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Oh, the school has gone to hell, these lies. I
feel like our people should talk to your people ever
since then?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Perhaps, Yeah, that would be a really good idea.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Haven't been in contact with your sister? Have you just
an off cause.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
My sisters is passed, So no I have.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
I mean it's still.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Talking to me.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I'm not. I'm not big into necromancy, taken.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I don't think it was necromancy. You never know, another
kind of weird?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah? So what type of enchantment on that friend?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
We can get you. We can get you the you
can get your plus one on it.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
Why don't Ellie?
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Why don't you surprise? Sure, if it's a plus one,
I'll put it. I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
It's something weird, I'll take it to just as long
as it doesn't feel myself damage.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Can we put a sigil on it that just says
the widow maker?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I mean we could, yeah, because it was more thinking
of the orphan maker.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, we can do that too. I can design you
a sigil.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
This would you would you like a what would you
like to give it a name? The Orphan Maker?
Speaker 8 (11:39):
I don't know, that's kind of sound.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, let's have a face that is is an.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Extra D four of damage to any.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My god, I love that funny because she canonically killed
her so much.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yes, you guys have just made this so much more
work for me. Now I'm gonna have like make family
trees of every just.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Clip a coin.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Monster. You're the one that made the joke.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
You're the one that made the choke.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Yeah. I didn't make the orphan maker joke.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
The one D four.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I said, all right, everybody stop arguing about how much
work were we going to make more work to give us?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
So on?
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I so we got the orphan Maker?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Uh? Do you have any like mine?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Protection?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Stuff like a circlet or something that might help you
concentrate or I don't know, something that would keep folks
out of my brain?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Held gesture? Friend, is Forte wearing that ring?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Okay, he'll gesture over to Forte. You mean something like
he's got a.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Little just when I'm casting, I don't want you know,
if you're plowing around, I don't want a little to
be able to be like spy on me or h
locate me or I don't know, something like that, something
that will help me keep up concentration. I don't know,
something something like that. Do you have scarlet? Which is
(13:37):
that is really what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
The mental the Red Sorceress.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Is do you have the mental Red Sorceress by the yat.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Uh, He'll he'll look around. He's just kind of looks,
you know, he's go back and he looks like in
his little I think it's called an apothecary cabinet, like
with all the little drawers kind of like you got,
like they said, the card catalogs at the library. You know,
(14:13):
he's looking around in there. Yeah I might Here we
go and he takes it out and it's just the
brightest it's like a it's like a bright turquoise kind
of color. It's it's like it's dotty, like it's oh god,
(14:38):
yeah yeah gotty.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But what like an a oh god, like.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
A not Gotti like, Ay, we have this this bracelet
of warning, bracelet of mind warning.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh wow, that is a chunky bracelets. Uh, and it's warning.
That's what I need. I can you I have the
leather that I took from butt backs of corpse. I
don't know if your friends that enchant are also artisans
(15:18):
or something, but would they be able to kind of
dye that turquoise like a black need like throw on
this band? It's just so loud, I'm gonna be fat.
They're gonna see me from a mile away.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I where I can try some craftic. Let me see
what we can do. Yes, yes we can. You might
be able to do that. And he just reaches down
and he grabs out like a thing of ink and
(15:55):
he just starts dipping the bracelet and better.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Much better, perf. I'll affix the leather to the bottom
apter a, wrap it in leather with the black agge,
and I guess read for it to dry and put
it on our wrists and attuned to that whatever the
dem wants that later.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yeah, it does. It does require a tournament.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah you mean you know we do have to pay
for it.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
We're just making it look good.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You know, we might be mooting the idea of buying
the sword back, not the sword the school were getting.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
That's okay. Yeah, speaking of blood, I was wondering if
you have a blood well vial I'm sorry, what a
blood well vial?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Who's asking?
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Exactly well leers asking but for tast speaking.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
We don't know any of what te is asking.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I I that's a restricted item, sir, is it? Yes?
What would you need that for?
Speaker 9 (17:16):
Better magica tuned?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Mm hmmm, we'll see. We'll see what we can get
for you. I don't have one on me now, very sorry?
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Why is it restricted?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What did it do?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
I will you know?
Speaker 9 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Blood magics the restricted type of magic.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And that's right, you know.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
I give a pointed look at forte.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
Do you want me to tell you what it does?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
You can tell you why you need it.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
They come in various rarities.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
The more rare it is more powerful. It is essentially
just instead of just one weapon being a plus one,
a vile would give me a plus one to like
the overall features. So if I got like an uncommon
one out of a plus once everything like my spell stave,
might as well at taxing.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Ah, so it's m and what are the side effects?
Where is it called? You know, something spooky?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
That's just the name. I actually have no idea what.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's questions?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I trust you you have to tell us if your
a cop, you have to tell me if you're.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
So.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's kind of basically it would turn you into fort
a plus one. Yeah, okay, not that wrong plus one.
And let's not talk about that right now.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Sorry, I let's go.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah. Well, while they were talking about that, Randall sketched
out a sigil for the Orphan Maker, which I've also
posted in general. Anyone hasn't seen it, Yes, and he
slides it over. He slides it over to the guy.
It's like, that's for the rapier.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
This this is what you Is this your payment for
the rape?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yeer?
Speaker 8 (19:31):
Or are you no?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No? This is engraving.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, we will be paying in a pool for all
these things.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Everybody understood.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I try to wink. I try to wink, but I
can't wink either.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, Randell, just wait a minute, wait a minute. Before
we finalize anything, I'd like to get some daggers for Umbrell.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, definitely, iron daggers, princewell our same as stylistic.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I of course, of course we can get you a
couple of daggers. And you said you'd like them to
be enchanted, would you also like them to be the
the Orphan Maker enchantment.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I don't see you.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
No, I think orphan makers, not thing, because I'm the
one that Okay, this would be like the orphan beer, the.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Orphan actually actually, I was going to suggest we named
the Daggers poncho and Lefty, but if we want to
name the sad.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Perfect I was also going to throughout there Jeff puts
one side spelled with the J and the other is
the ge o because they don't say Jeff.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And Jeff Jeff, so either way, that or poncho and
Lefty either and Jeff left unless we get him. Three
Daggers's Jeff, poncho and left.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Good for it's good for throwing.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, I like it, all right, three enchanted iron Daggers.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
I three, I know, right, hyeh, Jeff's poncho and left each.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Mm hmm, because all the federally say the anyway, all right,
I was.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Just gonna see if you have some iron bands or
some iron knuckle dusters.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes, I like like iron knuckles.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, yeah, in.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Case I have to punch a fairy and he like
the brass.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Ones he pulls, he pulls them, he pulls us out,
and they're their brass. Not interesting it's like, oh, here's
some paper.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yes, yes, for all the filing that I have to do.
Keep those faces.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Now do these do these also become enchanted at all?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Or? I mean how much you know enchantments? Are the
enchantments so cheap?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I'm just doing what everybody else is doing.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do so.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
If we're getting three daggers, iron knuckles.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Rapier, rapier is getting extra stuff too.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Rapers getting extra stuff, the great whatever, bracelet boarding, whatever
persion thing my mine is and blood file. So uh,
how much is that gonna run us?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Uh? With all of the enchantments and everything you're looking
at best, it's about eighteen thousand gold.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Now we we have a shipload of gold here.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I mean, I mean, the just the the the bracelet
alone is close.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I didn't ask for boots, ohne.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I mean, we have we have the cash, we have
the gold, and we need and this is going to
be to the costs.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's a business expense, is everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
I'm just just just so we're aware, this is not
including he does not in this. This cost is not
including the blood well vile, because that we would.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Have to try to find Yeah, what and how quick
of a turnaround would be able to get on everything
but the vial?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
But the vial like overnight, that's a lot. Well you
want it overnighted? No?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
No, I'm just wondering, like, oh it would it would take.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
A couple of days. I'm sorry. My organization we have
some we have some powerful people in our organization, but
we're not miracle workers.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, that's understandable, and we do appreciate quick to figure
out how much other than a shipload?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
What do you know? How much the rest?
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Later?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
We do know how much gold?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
That's an option. That's an option.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Is there anything we want to cut off to bring
the price down?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Punch things really hard? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:41):
You literally are magic.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, I mean I just wanted to belong. I just
wanted to belong.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, I understand, and that's fun belong.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Well, we have the.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Above table. Did we already know that this money was
at least a million?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Like we did?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Like we knew what was in the bag, right, Yeah,
Forte knew right?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, Forte told us how much? So we know it's
we know that twenty Well it's not a small amount.
It is also, do you know we have the money
to do.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I feel like we should also somehow get this like
turned into platinum, so we don't have to carry around
over thirteen jillion dollars. It's small chucks, so we don't
have to declare it on our taxes of course, and
also if you know the so what would we be
looking at with the blood viole team.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
I can't get you, like I said, I don't even
know if I can actually get you a blood vile.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We'll come back to that, okay.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
If we're not, if we're not enchanting the knuckles, the
iron knuckles here, your paper weights, yes, yes, yes, your
paper weights. It would be fifteen thousand cold.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
I do have a different ask. If we can't get
the blood file, do you have pigments of nals.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
How do you know about all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Where the hell do you just you never talk about
this stuff? Then suddenly you know all this stuff.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
I'm remembering some stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, that's true.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I'm sure we have that.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
Yes, you have Nalsar's pigments.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yes, I have Naalsar's pigments. How much dolls? There's nals
there's pigments, Yes, we have we have some of those.
They are I mean, are you looking for the basic
ones or are you looking for really nice ones?
Speaker 9 (26:46):
I wasn't aware there are nicer ones. I'll just go
with the basic ones.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
The basic ones, those will be six thousand gold guys.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I mean my bracelets ten grand.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I can't, so twenty one thousand for everything.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Honestly, my thinking go ahead.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Oh no, I was just gonna say, it's kind of
a kind of a lot. We just got this money.
Maybe we should start I don't know, waves.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Well, my thinking was, if I make the iron items,
we clearly have people who get enchant stuff now, so
if you make an iron dagger, then we could just
get more, you know, like like it's iron that's in
devsaid right now. So if I could just make iron,
that kind of takes care of a problem.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Now, Yeah, why are.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
We assuming that?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I mean, I can just go steal some iron off
a wheel and wrap that around my hand.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I thought the idea that I ironed it was just
kind of hard to find around here.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
We were assuming, we were assuming, Okay, I think we
just that was not I think we just buy these
things while we have this money quickly out getting like
get things we need quickly and then we're prepared for
anything that's started at us, because it's not unknown that
iron here again.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And then we go buy while the jaggons.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
I need a new sword made of iron because none
of my none of my armaments can be magical creatures.
Speaker 9 (28:13):
So I need okay, and.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Can I have When you look at what it shows
you the box of pigments, you do notice that just
given the circumstances of the shop, these are very clearly used. Yeah,
and they are like they're nubbins. They're not like the
full set. They're like they're smaller.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
Okay. If we're trying to save money, then can I
just have a simple iron staff that does nothing? It's
just a staff?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
I yeah, I have. I have iron staffs two hundred
gold please.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
All right? So rapeier we have the daggers.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yes, right, I'm glad ash is riding this all day.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
She's trying rape your enchanted daggers as well. I kind
of bracelet iron knuckles. Uh, iron staff, yeah, iron staff. Sorry,
(29:27):
I mean I.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Think we just do it.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I think we just pay this, grab these things and
then maybe make some friends. It's you know, in the area.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That's my opinion. So that's all the things that our
two ropes definitely need enchanted items more than a.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah, all right, So.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Your friends are coming tonight.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I have got friends coming tonight. We have Well, maybe
I shouldn't be telling you of this. I don't really
know you that well, do I?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
No, No, I understand the less we know, the better.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I have friends. I have tons of friends. I have
many friends.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I'm I'm just trying to see if we align in
certain ideals regarding how things should be run at the institution.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Does this man look like he would know thieves can't?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
He might try it, might have been raised on it.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I'm going to sign it him essentially with thieves. Can't
I promise for people to be trusted?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
He signs just he'll sign back at you. How do I?
How do I know this? How can I? How can
I be sure? There are many? There are many listening
in the shadows these days.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Pauses signs back, you know what, You're right.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
To prove ourselves to the cause.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
I mean, these are this is like, this is like
secret symbols showing they're showing each other as thieves can't
does not. Yeah, yeah, no language.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
But I'm also like independent of thinking about like how
to because I'm the one who's kind of originally broached
the thing about meeting the friends, right, so I'm already
kind of thinking about like how to endear myself to them?
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, in English or in English in common? Sorry,
in common, I say, I mean, if at any point
you have any any.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Quests you'd like us to go.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
On or like go get this thing for of course, yeah,
of course, yeah, make your life a little bit easier,
to give us a little bit of discount on that bill.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
I I we can, we can make a deal. We can.
I'll let you know if there's anything that comes up.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
We're we're just right outside of town in the Enchanted
Haunted Airbnb.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Oh yes, very very roomy in case you need anyone
who needs a place to stay. Wink wink.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
My my partner and I have been thinking about going
there on a on a weekend off.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I think that's a great idea. That's a great idea.
And uh, we'll invite you up for dinner if you
want to chat about this.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
And the year sounds great.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
So why don't we.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Want to put down half now and take away the
take the items that don't need enchantment all.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Right, we can. We can do half now and half
when when things are finished. Good?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Is everybody good at that.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Sound like we're taking.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
So we're leaving the ripe yer and the Daggers and
coming back for them tomorrow, or you and everybody else
just takes their stuff. We have the staff, we have
the knuckles, and my person m hmm, okay, sorry, no
(33:10):
take or no taking.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Chell's gonna do some shadow boxing with the new knuckles
to get a feel for him. Yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Uh, you do notice that they are a little you know,
it makes your punches a little bit heavier than than
what you're used to, but that's kind of what you're expecting.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I'm gonna do a backflip just to make sure I'm
still a drop.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Uh, make me a dig starity check. Let's see, I'm
gonna call it like a decent it's an eight. I'm
gonna say it's a DC ten. It's pretty easy. But nope,
you uh, you try to do a backflip, you get
about two thirds of the way there and you you
land on your face.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
You're like that that chuck guy that falls home a little.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I gotta get used to it. That's where training comes in.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, yeah, you'll get you'll get there. You're great, though, amazing. Okay, well,
yes we're done here. We're just counting out how much
nine for thirty minutes.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
Well they're well, they're counting out the nine thousand gold.
I'm gonna start reading.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
So as you as you reach into the into the
bag of holding, you feel your hand get full very quick,
oh god, and you pull it out. I've I've got
a scale if you need.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, that might feel.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
And it'll take like you'll take weights that say, like
one thousand gold on them and you'll put them on
one side and like all right, just just put just
put that.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh no, no, no, I need to I'm making a
check on this. This is p rejected. This is not
fucking nonsense that we're about to get lied to.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Leap.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
It would be perception or insight, uh to insight, insight.
I'm not just letting this happen. All right, That is
a nineteen.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Nineteen all right, somb on. He gets he gets the
idea that you're not that you're not fully uh, that
you're not fully trusting him. Yeah, all right, all right,
so I understand, I.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Got you gotta understand where I'm coming from here.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
No, no, man, I get it.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
So he'll take like the two ways to say a
thousand gold, and he'll put him on the scale and
you'll see that it's even.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Okay, all right, see so it's fIF was it fift
because we took away the other thing? It's fifteen, So
I need to put seventy five down, all right, I trust?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
So, yeah, so you put the you put you gotta
put seventy five hundred down so he has he can
if you want, we can just we can do it
like a thousand at a time. And yeah, a little bit,
a little bit easier.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Cut to there's just seeing everybody. I cast exposition exposition
at fifth level. You go through the counting of the money.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yes, through the counting of the money deliverance. You're on
chapter like six of your book. I want to.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
This is the one on the Raven Queen by the way.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Oh oh, I thought you were doing I thought you
were reading the Guy Faery autobiography.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Or I want to do another backflip because I'm still
getting used to these. I've just been practicing.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Okay, there is a oh no, it was Yeah, he's
successfully back. Yes, that's fully backflip.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Time will spend amazing.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
And as as shell is back flipping and the deliverance
is reading up on the raven queen. Yeah, you success,
you understand. You come to the understanding that those weights
are accurate for gold coins and you managed to pace out. Yeah,
(37:19):
it's the seventy five hundred gold good.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Oh god, my arms are feel like jello. Thanks for
everybody's help.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah, before we leave, I'm gonna take a chip of
the like a big chip of the Popleri and using
a nail, I'm going to scratch the cool essen it
and I'm gonna be like, if you ever need anything
left to the strict saven six, this is our symbol
and we will be there to help.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
I thank you and I'll he takes a whiff, right
it does. What is that is that lavender? Yes, just
a hint of vanilla.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I love that arn't and calling card is a cools
part into incense. Shall you're a fucking genius?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Hell yeah, no one will steal this.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Well they can part well, then they know where we're there,
but then they burn.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm gonna have to carve the side of the airbnbs
so people know where to find us.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, no, no, we get a signal.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Or it could just be scent based. Or if you
just have like like lavender and vanilla, wherever you smell
lavender and vanilla, you could be like you could be
like ants. You could be you can be like ants
and just be like based on a.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Walking by the ape, walking by the airbnbs, like we'll
walk by a Yankee candle, now.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Like a Yankee candle. Ors just it's just lavender and vanilla.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
All I make good decisions.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
And then anybody the authority figures suspicious, you can be like, no, dude,
I just like that smell. Ye.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Do I learn anything nice from the book?
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Oh ship, I.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Mean good Lord, I think I think we've done enough damage.
Come back a couple of days, guys. Also, I'm gonna
need to.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah. Yeah, like as you're as you're leaving, it is
getting like later in the day.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oh yeah, well really quickly, let's grab your clothes and
then head back to the I need I need to again.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
We can speed if you guys want.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Okay, so shall you find you find a clothing store?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (39:54):
And as we're leaving town, I just want to pick
up some raw material just some some cloth, so leather
and just some carbon wood.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Yep, yeah, sure we.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Go perfect, perfect, So yeah, Randall's Scattus books.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
He's good. As we're outside fortil.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Will go up to astor do you like bunny bracelet?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
It's very large, it's very large, but I'm glad we
died now it's you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Man?
Speaker 9 (40:25):
I couldn't help, but notice, uh we I'm not getting
onto but I couldn't help. But notice that usually you
help out in the form of guidance, and you did
not guidance much recently. May I ask why.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I think that people might need to stand on there?
Oh a little bit.
Speaker 13 (40:50):
More and.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Over here is this evil grim I you.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Know, and I've kind of been learning some new tricks
and that was a pretty fast battle, so you know, uh,
sometimes it just slips in my mind, you know, sometimes
I just forget to think something, just just forget things.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
Okay. It just came across curious to me because I'm
not a cleric, so I don't know. But guidance doesn't
cost anything, right, if I haven't already cast spell, it's concentration.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
No, it's more like I'm occupied. Like if we're like
if we were already fighting and I like launch off
like you know, some guiding bolts, I kind of need
to It takes a minute to like refill the tank.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
And saying for you to use it a battle like
I was saying, like like when when shall I tried
to do it back? Or yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
That type of thing you know people people can kind of.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Sometimes but yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, well I'll help.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
I hope I am I not helping enough, like I
wasn't getting unto you. I was just curious.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
As her, it's just like a little like, oh, I
mean in her heads like yeah, an it's a little
deliberate because she's maybe a little annoyed, but she's absolutely
not a good communicators.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
Okay what somebody this party can't communicate?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
But it's like we all rangel sis walking along going man,
I'm glad, I'm all little balanced.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Shall starts muttering to himself.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Uh all right, or to all walk away and start smiling.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Everybody has secrets.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
I uh come up as he likes speeds off pass
her come up and I like to take her shoulder.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
I go, did a good job?
Speaker 5 (43:05):
You.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I do have boundaries and I can't cast guidance but
only what I want to.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I really need to sleep, to be honest, I did
a fair amount of casting in the in the bog.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
So so Shall bought like shallon monk clothes. Is that
what you're Is that what he said he was looking for?
On that?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I thought you said Shall bought and I was like
a robot.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Good h oh it was Shall.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
I noticed you bought a book and your book was
called the Shaloonite. Oh Selenites. Okay, because I was curious.
I like your name Shall because you were a Shalanite,
but it's Selenite, silly, so I wanted to check.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
In on that.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
No, No, I just it's this.
Speaker 10 (44:04):
This isn't quite what I was what I've been searching for,
but I still think it could be useful. This looks
like it has knowledge of the order. And I'm trying
to see if there's any record of the hand of Salune.
I'm just wondering if.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Like people remember and if maybe there's more of us
out there.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
It is thank you? Cool? All right? So I think
that was Are you guys okay with that?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
But how close are we to the the house or
the airbnb?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
You can make it back with a with a short say.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Just before we like actually get the r MBNB like,
I'm gonna be within a shouting distance to be like Cornelius.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
We started a mercenary company. Can I carve something on
the door?
Speaker 5 (44:55):
You get no response because you are.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Not with my shout louder. Maybe yeah, that's fair to
everybody else. Can head in. I'm gonna go ahead and
start like carving on a rock. I'm gonna find a
nice rock and chip away in it.
Speaker 9 (45:17):
I'll hang out with the Shall you want to help?
Speaker 4 (45:20):
All right? All right, sure, I'm gonna hold this dart
and you're gonna smack it with a hammer. Whatever you do,
do not hit my hand.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
O Kenny, use my stuff. It'll give you perfect hell.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Okay, I'm gooding.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Was six, yeah, I was a two? All right, yeah,
not bad at all. Working together, I'm bonding with everybody.
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(00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:39):
The best shopping trip ever in his head.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh oh yeah, wander in and this might be a
place to find a cigarette bad.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I thought we were gonna have to commission it, but
I think this place might actually just have one.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it may have something like, you know, a double
headed aquilla on it, which would be badass.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Walk in. We'll walk up Me and rangel I guess
are walking up to the shop. Keep on in afternoon evening.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hi, howdy, truly crazy question, sir, Hey, what's up? We're
looking for something for a friend. Kind of a joke,
kind of serious. Something you could consider a cigarette band.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Either way, something to hold, like a bunch of packs,
a bunch of you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Look so I was saying individuals, Yeah, packs or oh
or individuals.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We have both to either.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Ah, well, I guess. I guess I could get we
could get people to we get somebody to make something
for you for that. Yeah, yeah we do. We do
customized onities. It's fine. We have spelt, we have, we
have leather, we can does he does he hand roll
or I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have shouldn't have
(02:10):
assumed the gender of the person.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This is definitely I think he does say hand roll.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
General he had sometimes I have seen him by a pack.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Okay, so we had but all right, so yeah we
can we can do something like that. Yeah we can.
We can make you a customed cigarette vandelier. Are you
looking for just one one across the chest? Are you
looking for like the X? Are you looking for suspenders?
What are we what are we thinking?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's either going to be the one or the X?
Which one do you think?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
How how motivated do you think he'd be to load
two of them?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Let's see underneath with the cape an X would probably
look pretty dope, let's be frank.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Actually, so if he's got a case, so we just
want the we just want them on the run, then
we don't want them on the back.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, probably the best.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, I can only with him rolling around doing what
he does, he'd probably crushed the ones on them.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, oh, don't forget a spot for the pipe I gave.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Him, and of course the pipe that should be.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
A yeah, that's just comes standard pie.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh goodness, you're wonderful, are you dirting? Is this your shop?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I am dirty? Nice to eat an A winks that
you with his that's still there.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm sorry you have something in there? You blinking?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So is it a blink? Nice?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There's anything? When there's does When there's winking, there's more
body movement.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I lean it. I lean and whispered aliments. I've been
so bad at the code now I don't think I
should do it, but just I don't know how do
we buy a leadership?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I think you just walk in and he says, ship,
Do you have any fireworks?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's a good way to check.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Fire. I have, I mean I have fire thing that
fire works.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Do you potentially have any weaponry of magical nature on you?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Oh? Of course this is although of course, Oh yeah,
it's you.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm looking specifically if you have any rape years or
short swords or even a dagger.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
I'd really appreciate those.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, she'll get some line. Of course, we got those.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
We ask for our weird ship and practical ship.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, so you need you need a magical rape.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Year probbly nice? Have you got it?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think I've got this real quick question. Do you
have anything on your is?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
He kind of goes a little bit less, a little
bit more serious than worry was that. He was kind
of a little bit more happy, go lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's many shadows dancing around the iron these days, sir.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
The one time you don't use that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
There's a little too excited to have decided. I've only
ever heard they whispered.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
So excited and still got it wrong.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
They haven't. I go to the I looked, I look
the guy. I'm like, please just give it to her. No,
I said it, please give it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Said said it right. Because we have to be subtle.
I asked for it. Is saying all of this.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
In front of the guy.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Yeah, no I did.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh my god, No, Yeah it was the worst. You
guys are the worst spies ever.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We are really bad at this.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yes, but it's some sort of dumb luck that we're
here and going to try to do something.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
My friend for you, Thank you.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I am so croud of are you?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because I'm not, But thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Fate chose us as heroes, and unfortunately Fate may be stupid.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
He pulls out he like reaches he's got like, you know,
one of those big desks that you can't really see underneath.
He kind of reaches underneath, pulls out a nice looking
rape year. But it's clearly it's it's a little bit
more dull than the ones that you're used to seeing.
I've seen some use, seeing a little bit of use,
(06:57):
and it's clearly the quality of the metal isn't as
high as the steel ones that you're used to to using.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, iron, you're more concerned this kind of thing. You'd
be more concerned with what it's made from them.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yes, quality iron iron has its uses, of course, you know,
steel is great and all. It's harder, it's even made
of iron. But there's other They really take enchantments. Enchantments
you say.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, I was kinda say, but obviously we're getting these
for decorative purposes.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Of course, spe decorative collector's items, I.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Would say, right over the mantle.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yes, of course, I'll take good joke. Who would you
say that to? Are you saying that the old man.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
I'm saying into space.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Okay, the ether is now angry with you.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
God, q oh ship.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There's a lot of gods we could piss off right now.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And could could have actively are sure.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna go put some armor on and start
yelling that all gods are bastards and a thunderstorm.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Has Yep, that's unsafe. Hey we got this, Okay, what
does er do? Rapier is one D eight of damage
in general, one date of damage. I can I can
(08:53):
get you and you can use a dexterity with it.
It's it's a finesse weapon, so you can use your
dick stairity bonus instead of your strength bonus.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Oh okay when you're fighting with it, and it's just
like a normal radier just made of iron.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
This one. Yeah, okay. Did you say you wanted an enchantment?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
That would be nice. I mean if you got it.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Well, if we leave it here overnight, we can we
can see what we can do. I have some friends
coming tonight that might be able to help. If I
ever get my eye back, I'll be able to do
it myself.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Right if I think if I do, look a can
I just says it. If I did like a feeling
spell on him with his I grow back.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
No friends of yours be looking for new friends of
mutual interest. How do you feel about this situation with
the local school establishment?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Oh, the school has gone to hell, these lies. I
feel like our people should talk to your people ever
since then?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Perhaps, Yeah, that would be a really good idea.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Haven't been in contact with your sister? Have you just
an off cause.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
My sisters is passed, So no I have.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
I mean it's still.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Talking to me.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I'm not. I'm not big into necromancy, taken.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I don't think it was necromancy. You never know, another
kind of weird?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah? So what type of enchantment on that friend?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
We can get you. We can get you the you
can get your plus one on it.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
Why don't Ellie?
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Why don't you surprise? Sure, if it's a plus one,
I'll put it. I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
It's something weird, I'll take it to just as long
as it doesn't feel myself damage.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Can we put a sigil on it that just says
the widow maker?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I mean we could, yeah, because it was more thinking
of the orphan maker.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, we can do that too. I can design you
a sigil.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
This would you would you like a what would you
like to give it a name? The Orphan Maker?
Speaker 8 (11:39):
I don't know, that's kind of sound.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, let's have a face that is is an.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Extra D four of damage to any.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My god, I love that funny because she canonically killed
her so much.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yes, you guys have just made this so much more
work for me. Now I'm gonna have like make family
trees of every just.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Clip a coin.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Monster. You're the one that made the joke.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
You're the one that made the choke.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Yeah. I didn't make the orphan maker joke.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
The one D four.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I said, all right, everybody stop arguing about how much
work were we going to make more work to give us?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
So on?
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I so we got the orphan Maker?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Uh? Do you have any like mine?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Protection?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Stuff like a circlet or something that might help you
concentrate or I don't know, something that would keep folks
out of my brain?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Held gesture? Friend, is Forte wearing that ring?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Okay, he'll gesture over to Forte. You mean something like
he's got a.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Little just when I'm casting, I don't want you know,
if you're plowing around, I don't want a little to
be able to be like spy on me or h
locate me or I don't know, something like that, something
that will help me keep up concentration. I don't know,
something something like that. Do you have scarlet? Which is
(13:37):
that is really what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
The mental the Red Sorceress.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Is do you have the mental Red Sorceress by the yat.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Uh, He'll he'll look around. He's just kind of looks,
you know, he's go back and he looks like in
his little I think it's called an apothecary cabinet, like
with all the little drawers kind of like you got,
like they said, the card catalogs at the library. You know,
(14:13):
he's looking around in there. Yeah I might Here we
go and he takes it out and it's just the
brightest it's like a it's like a bright turquoise kind
of color. It's it's like it's dotty, like it's oh god,
(14:38):
yeah yeah gotty.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But what like an a oh god, like.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
A not Gotti like, Ay, we have this this bracelet
of warning, bracelet of mind warning.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh wow, that is a chunky bracelets. Uh, and it's warning.
That's what I need. I can you I have the
leather that I took from butt backs of corpse. I
don't know if your friends that enchant are also artisans
(15:18):
or something, but would they be able to kind of
dye that turquoise like a black need like throw on
this band? It's just so loud, I'm gonna be fat.
They're gonna see me from a mile away.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I where I can try some craftic. Let me see
what we can do. Yes, yes we can. You might
be able to do that. And he just reaches down
and he grabs out like a thing of ink and
(15:55):
he just starts dipping the bracelet and better.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Much better, perf. I'll affix the leather to the bottom
apter a, wrap it in leather with the black agge,
and I guess read for it to dry and put
it on our wrists and attuned to that whatever the
dem wants that later.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yeah, it does. It does require a tournament.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah you mean you know we do have to pay
for it.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
We're just making it look good.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You know, we might be mooting the idea of buying
the sword back, not the sword the school were getting.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
That's okay. Yeah, speaking of blood, I was wondering if
you have a blood well vial I'm sorry, what a
blood well vial?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Who's asking?
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Exactly well leers asking but for tast speaking.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
We don't know any of what te is asking.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I I that's a restricted item, sir, is it? Yes?
What would you need that for?
Speaker 9 (17:16):
Better magica tuned?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Mm hmmm, we'll see. We'll see what we can get
for you. I don't have one on me now, very sorry?
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Why is it restricted?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What did it do?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
I will you know?
Speaker 9 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Blood magics the restricted type of magic.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And that's right, you know.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
I give a pointed look at forte.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
Do you want me to tell you what it does?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
You can tell you why you need it.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
They come in various rarities.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
The more rare it is more powerful. It is essentially
just instead of just one weapon being a plus one,
a vile would give me a plus one to like
the overall features. So if I got like an uncommon
one out of a plus once everything like my spell stave,
might as well at taxing.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Ah, so it's m and what are the side effects?
Where is it called? You know, something spooky?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
That's just the name. I actually have no idea what.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's questions?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I trust you you have to tell us if your
a cop, you have to tell me if you're.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
So.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's kind of basically it would turn you into fort
a plus one. Yeah, okay, not that wrong plus one.
And let's not talk about that right now.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Sorry, I let's go.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah. Well, while they were talking about that, Randall sketched
out a sigil for the Orphan Maker, which I've also
posted in general. Anyone hasn't seen it, Yes, and he
slides it over. He slides it over to the guy.
It's like, that's for the rapier.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
This this is what you Is this your payment for
the rape?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yeer?
Speaker 8 (19:31):
Or are you no?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No? This is engraving.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, we will be paying in a pool for all
these things.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Everybody understood.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I try to wink. I try to wink, but I
can't wink either.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, Randell, just wait a minute, wait a minute. Before
we finalize anything, I'd like to get some daggers for Umbrell.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, definitely, iron daggers, princewell our same as stylistic.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I of course, of course we can get you a
couple of daggers. And you said you'd like them to
be enchanted, would you also like them to be the
the Orphan Maker enchantment.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I don't see you.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
No, I think orphan makers, not thing, because I'm the
one that Okay, this would be like the orphan beer, the.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Orphan actually actually, I was going to suggest we named
the Daggers poncho and Lefty, but if we want to
name the sad.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Perfect I was also going to throughout there Jeff puts
one side spelled with the J and the other is
the ge o because they don't say Jeff.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And Jeff Jeff, so either way, that or poncho and
Lefty either and Jeff left unless we get him. Three
Daggers's Jeff, poncho and left.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Good for it's good for throwing.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, I like it, all right, three enchanted iron Daggers.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
I three, I know, right, hyeh, Jeff's poncho and left each.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Mm hmm, because all the federally say the anyway, all right,
I was.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Just gonna see if you have some iron bands or
some iron knuckle dusters.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes, I like like iron knuckles.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, yeah, in.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Case I have to punch a fairy and he like
the brass.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Ones he pulls, he pulls them, he pulls us out,
and they're their brass. Not interesting it's like, oh, here's
some paper.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yes, yes, for all the filing that I have to do.
Keep those faces.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Now do these do these also become enchanted at all?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Or? I mean how much you know enchantments? Are the
enchantments so cheap?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I'm just doing what everybody else is doing.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do so.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
If we're getting three daggers, iron knuckles.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Rapier, rapier is getting extra stuff too.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Rapers getting extra stuff, the great whatever, bracelet boarding, whatever
persion thing my mine is and blood file. So uh,
how much is that gonna run us?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Uh? With all of the enchantments and everything you're looking
at best, it's about eighteen thousand gold.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Now we we have a shipload of gold here.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I mean, I mean, the just the the the bracelet
alone is close.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I didn't ask for boots, ohne.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I mean, we have we have the cash, we have
the gold, and we need and this is going to
be to the costs.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's a business expense, is everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
I'm just just just so we're aware, this is not
including he does not in this. This cost is not
including the blood well vile, because that we would.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Have to try to find Yeah, what and how quick
of a turnaround would be able to get on everything
but the vial?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
But the vial like overnight, that's a lot. Well you
want it overnighted? No?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
No, I'm just wondering, like, oh it would it would take.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
A couple of days. I'm sorry. My organization we have
some we have some powerful people in our organization, but
we're not miracle workers.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, that's understandable, and we do appreciate quick to figure
out how much other than a shipload?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
What do you know? How much the rest?
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Later?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
We do know how much gold?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
That's an option. That's an option.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Is there anything we want to cut off to bring
the price down?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Punch things really hard? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:41):
You literally are magic.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, I mean I just wanted to belong. I just
wanted to belong.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, I understand, and that's fun belong.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Well, we have the.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Above table. Did we already know that this money was
at least a million?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Like we did?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Like we knew what was in the bag, right, Yeah,
Forte knew right?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, Forte told us how much? So we know it's
we know that twenty Well it's not a small amount.
It is also, do you know we have the money
to do.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I feel like we should also somehow get this like
turned into platinum, so we don't have to carry around
over thirteen jillion dollars. It's small chucks, so we don't
have to declare it on our taxes of course, and
also if you know the so what would we be
looking at with the blood viole team.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
I can't get you, like I said, I don't even
know if I can actually get you a blood vile.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We'll come back to that, okay.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
If we're not, if we're not enchanting the knuckles, the
iron knuckles here, your paper weights, yes, yes, yes, your
paper weights. It would be fifteen thousand cold.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
I do have a different ask. If we can't get
the blood file, do you have pigments of nals.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
How do you know about all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Where the hell do you just you never talk about
this stuff? Then suddenly you know all this stuff.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
I'm remembering some stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, that's true.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I'm sure we have that.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
Yes, you have Nalsar's pigments.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yes, I have Naalsar's pigments. How much dolls? There's nals
there's pigments, Yes, we have we have some of those.
They are I mean, are you looking for the basic
ones or are you looking for really nice ones?
Speaker 9 (26:46):
I wasn't aware there are nicer ones. I'll just go
with the basic ones.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
The basic ones, those will be six thousand gold guys.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I mean my bracelets ten grand.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I can't, so twenty one thousand for everything.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Honestly, my thinking go ahead.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Oh no, I was just gonna say, it's kind of
a kind of a lot. We just got this money.
Maybe we should start I don't know, waves.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Well, my thinking was, if I make the iron items,
we clearly have people who get enchant stuff now, so
if you make an iron dagger, then we could just
get more, you know, like like it's iron that's in
devsaid right now. So if I could just make iron,
that kind of takes care of a problem.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Now, Yeah, why are.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
We assuming that?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I mean, I can just go steal some iron off
a wheel and wrap that around my hand.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I thought the idea that I ironed it was just
kind of hard to find around here.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
We were assuming, we were assuming, Okay, I think we
just that was not I think we just buy these
things while we have this money quickly out getting like
get things we need quickly and then we're prepared for
anything that's started at us, because it's not unknown that
iron here again.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And then we go buy while the jaggons.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
I need a new sword made of iron because none
of my none of my armaments can be magical creatures.
Speaker 9 (28:13):
So I need okay, and.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Can I have When you look at what it shows
you the box of pigments, you do notice that just
given the circumstances of the shop, these are very clearly used. Yeah,
and they are like they're nubbins. They're not like the
full set. They're like they're smaller.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
Okay. If we're trying to save money, then can I
just have a simple iron staff that does nothing? It's
just a staff?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
I yeah, I have. I have iron staffs two hundred
gold please.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
All right? So rapeier we have the daggers.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yes, right, I'm glad ash is riding this all day.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
She's trying rape your enchanted daggers as well. I kind
of bracelet iron knuckles. Uh, iron staff, yeah, iron staff. Sorry,
(29:27):
I mean I.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Think we just do it.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I think we just pay this, grab these things and
then maybe make some friends. It's you know, in the area.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That's my opinion. So that's all the things that our
two ropes definitely need enchanted items more than a.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah, all right, So.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Your friends are coming tonight.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I have got friends coming tonight. We have Well, maybe
I shouldn't be telling you of this. I don't really
know you that well, do I?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
No, No, I understand the less we know, the better.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I have friends. I have tons of friends. I have
many friends.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I'm I'm just trying to see if we align in
certain ideals regarding how things should be run at the institution.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Does this man look like he would know thieves can't?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
He might try it, might have been raised on it.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I'm going to sign it him essentially with thieves. Can't
I promise for people to be trusted?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
He signs just he'll sign back at you. How do I?
How do I know this? How can I? How can
I be sure? There are many? There are many listening
in the shadows these days.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Pauses signs back, you know what, You're right.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
To prove ourselves to the cause.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
I mean, these are this is like, this is like
secret symbols showing they're showing each other as thieves can't
does not. Yeah, yeah, no language.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
But I'm also like independent of thinking about like how
to because I'm the one who's kind of originally broached
the thing about meeting the friends, right, so I'm already
kind of thinking about like how to endear myself to them?
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, in English or in English in common? Sorry,
in common, I say, I mean, if at any point
you have any any.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Quests you'd like us to go.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
On or like go get this thing for of course, yeah,
of course, yeah, make your life a little bit easier,
to give us a little bit of discount on that bill.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
I I we can, we can make a deal. We can.
I'll let you know if there's anything that comes up.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
We're we're just right outside of town in the Enchanted
Haunted Airbnb.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Oh yes, very very roomy in case you need anyone
who needs a place to stay. Wink wink.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
My my partner and I have been thinking about going
there on a on a weekend off.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I think that's a great idea. That's a great idea.
And uh, we'll invite you up for dinner if you
want to chat about this.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
And the year sounds great.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
So why don't we.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Want to put down half now and take away the
take the items that don't need enchantment all.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Right, we can. We can do half now and half
when when things are finished. Good?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Is everybody good at that.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Sound like we're taking.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
So we're leaving the ripe yer and the Daggers and
coming back for them tomorrow, or you and everybody else
just takes their stuff. We have the staff, we have
the knuckles, and my person m hmm, okay, sorry, no
(33:10):
take or no taking.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Chell's gonna do some shadow boxing with the new knuckles
to get a feel for him. Yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Uh, you do notice that they are a little you know,
it makes your punches a little bit heavier than than
what you're used to, but that's kind of what you're expecting.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I'm gonna do a backflip just to make sure I'm
still a drop.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Uh, make me a dig starity check. Let's see, I'm
gonna call it like a decent it's an eight. I'm
gonna say it's a DC ten. It's pretty easy. But nope,
you uh, you try to do a backflip, you get
about two thirds of the way there and you you
land on your face.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
You're like that that chuck guy that falls home a little.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I gotta get used to it. That's where training comes in.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, yeah, you'll get you'll get there. You're great, though, amazing. Okay, well,
yes we're done here. We're just counting out how much
nine for thirty minutes.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
Well they're well, they're counting out the nine thousand gold.
I'm gonna start reading.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
So as you as you reach into the into the
bag of holding, you feel your hand get full very quick,
oh god, and you pull it out. I've I've got
a scale if you need.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, that might feel.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
And it'll take like you'll take weights that say, like
one thousand gold on them and you'll put them on
one side and like all right, just just put just
put that.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh no, no, no, I need to I'm making a
check on this. This is p rejected. This is not
fucking nonsense that we're about to get lied to.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Leap.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
It would be perception or insight, uh to insight, insight.
I'm not just letting this happen. All right, That is
a nineteen.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Nineteen all right, somb on. He gets he gets the
idea that you're not that you're not fully uh, that
you're not fully trusting him. Yeah, all right, all right,
so I understand, I.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Got you gotta understand where I'm coming from here.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
No, no, man, I get it.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
So he'll take like the two ways to say a
thousand gold, and he'll put him on the scale and
you'll see that it's even.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Okay, all right, see so it's fIF was it fift
because we took away the other thing? It's fifteen, So
I need to put seventy five down, all right, I trust?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
So, yeah, so you put the you put you gotta
put seventy five hundred down so he has he can
if you want, we can just we can do it
like a thousand at a time. And yeah, a little bit,
a little bit easier.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Cut to there's just seeing everybody. I cast exposition exposition
at fifth level. You go through the counting of the money.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yes, through the counting of the money deliverance. You're on
chapter like six of your book. I want to.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
This is the one on the Raven Queen by the way.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Oh oh, I thought you were doing I thought you
were reading the Guy Faery autobiography.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Or I want to do another backflip because I'm still
getting used to these. I've just been practicing.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Okay, there is a oh no, it was Yeah, he's
successfully back. Yes, that's fully backflip.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Time will spend amazing.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
And as as shell is back flipping and the deliverance
is reading up on the raven queen. Yeah, you success,
you understand. You come to the understanding that those weights
are accurate for gold coins and you managed to pace out. Yeah,
(37:19):
it's the seventy five hundred gold good.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Oh god, my arms are feel like jello. Thanks for
everybody's help.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah, before we leave, I'm gonna take a chip of
the like a big chip of the Popleri and using
a nail, I'm going to scratch the cool essen it
and I'm gonna be like, if you ever need anything
left to the strict saven six, this is our symbol
and we will be there to help.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
I thank you and I'll he takes a whiff, right
it does. What is that is that lavender? Yes, just
a hint of vanilla.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I love that arn't and calling card is a cools
part into incense. Shall you're a fucking genius?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Hell yeah, no one will steal this.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Well they can part well, then they know where we're there,
but then they burn.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm gonna have to carve the side of the airbnbs
so people know where to find us.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, no, no, we get a signal.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Or it could just be scent based. Or if you
just have like like lavender and vanilla, wherever you smell
lavender and vanilla, you could be like you could be
like ants. You could be you can be like ants
and just be like based on a.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Walking by the ape, walking by the airbnbs, like we'll
walk by a Yankee candle, now.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Like a Yankee candle. Ors just it's just lavender and vanilla.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
All I make good decisions.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
And then anybody the authority figures suspicious, you can be like, no, dude,
I just like that smell. Ye.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Do I learn anything nice from the book?
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Oh ship, I.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Mean good Lord, I think I think we've done enough damage.
Come back a couple of days, guys. Also, I'm gonna
need to.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah. Yeah, like as you're as you're leaving, it is
getting like later in the day.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oh yeah, well really quickly, let's grab your clothes and
then head back to the I need I need to again.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
We can speed if you guys want.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Okay, so shall you find you find a clothing store?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (39:54):
And as we're leaving town, I just want to pick
up some raw material just some some cloth, so leather
and just some carbon wood.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Yep, yeah, sure we.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Go perfect, perfect, So yeah, Randall's Scattus books.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
He's good. As we're outside fortil.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Will go up to astor do you like bunny bracelet?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
It's very large, it's very large, but I'm glad we
died now it's you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Man?
Speaker 9 (40:25):
I couldn't help, but notice, uh we I'm not getting
onto but I couldn't help. But notice that usually you
help out in the form of guidance, and you did
not guidance much recently. May I ask why.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I think that people might need to stand on there?
Oh a little bit.
Speaker 13 (40:50):
More and.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Over here is this evil grim I you.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Know, and I've kind of been learning some new tricks
and that was a pretty fast battle, so you know, uh,
sometimes it just slips in my mind, you know, sometimes
I just forget to think something, just just forget things.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
Okay. It just came across curious to me because I'm
not a cleric, so I don't know. But guidance doesn't
cost anything, right, if I haven't already cast spell, it's concentration.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
No, it's more like I'm occupied. Like if we're like
if we were already fighting and I like launch off
like you know, some guiding bolts, I kind of need
to It takes a minute to like refill the tank.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
And saying for you to use it a battle like
I was saying, like like when when shall I tried
to do it back? Or yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
That type of thing you know people people can kind of.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Sometimes but yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, well I'll help.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
I hope I am I not helping enough, like I
wasn't getting unto you. I was just curious.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
As her, it's just like a little like, oh, I
mean in her heads like yeah, an it's a little
deliberate because she's maybe a little annoyed, but she's absolutely
not a good communicators.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
Okay what somebody this party can't communicate?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
But it's like we all rangel sis walking along going man,
I'm glad, I'm all little balanced.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Shall starts muttering to himself.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Uh all right, or to all walk away and start smiling.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Everybody has secrets.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
I uh come up as he likes speeds off pass
her come up and I like to take her shoulder.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
I go, did a good job?
Speaker 5 (43:05):
You.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I do have boundaries and I can't cast guidance but
only what I want to.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I really need to sleep, to be honest, I did
a fair amount of casting in the in the bog.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
So so Shall bought like shallon monk clothes. Is that
what you're Is that what he said he was looking for?
On that?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I thought you said Shall bought and I was like
a robot.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Good h oh it was Shall.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
I noticed you bought a book and your book was
called the Shaloonite. Oh Selenites. Okay, because I was curious.
I like your name Shall because you were a Shalanite,
but it's Selenite, silly, so I wanted to check.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
In on that.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
No, No, I just it's this.
Speaker 10 (44:04):
This isn't quite what I was what I've been searching for,
but I still think it could be useful. This looks
like it has knowledge of the order. And I'm trying
to see if there's any record of the hand of Salune.
I'm just wondering if.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Like people remember and if maybe there's more of us
out there.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
It is thank you? Cool? All right? So I think
that was Are you guys okay with that?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
But how close are we to the the house or
the airbnb?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
You can make it back with a with a short say.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Just before we like actually get the r MBNB like,
I'm gonna be within a shouting distance to be like Cornelius.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
We started a mercenary company. Can I carve something on
the door?
Speaker 5 (44:55):
You get no response because you are.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Not with my shout louder. Maybe yeah, that's fair to
everybody else. Can head in. I'm gonna go ahead and
start like carving on a rock. I'm gonna find a
nice rock and chip away in it.
Speaker 9 (45:17):
I'll hang out with the Shall you want to help?
Speaker 4 (45:20):
All right? All right, sure, I'm gonna hold this dart
and you're gonna smack it with a hammer. Whatever you do,
do not hit my hand.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
O Kenny, use my stuff. It'll give you perfect hell.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Okay, I'm gooding.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Was six, yeah, I was a two? All right, yeah,
not bad at all. Working together, I'm bonding with everybody.
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