September 1, 2025 • 51 mins
The team learns some important things about items they've bought.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I
(00:28):
am your host, kick Acidron and you then tied the
strings to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And he takes his right hand and he taps his
left hip.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well that it is Jordan's retail for twenty thousand.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, a discount.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
The Air of Jordan.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why, I know, I'm just saying, I'm just sixteen gold.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, what's that in electron? It's half an electric?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Right, yes, definitely tender one mm hmmmm hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Do we have election? Do we carry Electron?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
We say we please converted it too, it's a platinum
or elect No, I do not.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I don't care. As a practice.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
It's so funny. Yeah, I think I'm sure it's fine.
I'm just looking at the map from what we spent
on our other things.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I wish I had an actual fund.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
H See, that's the problem. We're gonna get collar and
run out.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, but that we did know how much was in there.
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Geordan's come from America.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh oh, Jordan's Jordan's a cobbler and mrco Okay, these
air Jordan's us are they?
Speaker 9 (02:16):
They do help you get some air, and the only
thing is when you take off.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So we onlysh to them a little slush. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Swush.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
So wait, like when you do they just do it? Huh.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I swear to God, if I didn't live over four
states away from the both of you, I would bash
your fucking skulls on right now.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Okay, So doing my math, the last amount we spent,
I can get you these boots. Then we have spent
twenty three thousand, five hundred dollars I mean sorry sorry
doll hairs used as children in the playground, Yeah, exactly,
marking goals.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Gold, we will have been spent twenty gold, which is
fine because you didn't you know, we need we need that.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That could be I mean, sneak attack from the sky.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Is it really a sneak attack if it's from the sky,
I mean it can be. I mean there's nothing weirder
than someone stabbing you from above us.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Both, well, they'll certainly get be surprised, girl, I.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Say, get them.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So we're gonna Sandy no, go ahead, go right ahead, buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
We are both musical and hostile today.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I would like them. I would like them very much.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, we can get those for you here. Let me.
He like gestures you over to like a place to
sit down, and he like, do you mind if I
take off your current shoes? So and he measures, all.
Speaker 10 (04:18):
Right, Jefferson's gonna come up this. This isn't like a
you're just trying them on.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Right, Oh, I'm hoping to purchase them.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
M hmm. Okay, okay, so but you could probably do
that on your own.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like does this He takes like a measurement tool and
he puts your foot in it and measures, and it's like,
all right, just one second, one and he goes back.
He comes out with the pair of the wing boots
and he just takes the left one, the foot that
he measured, and he puts it on you and it
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fits perfectly. The wings actually start flapping a little bit,
and you feel you can feel yourself getting lifted up.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Now I've seen everything.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's just a little now. No, no, no, You're gonna
have to try to control your desire to fly while
you're wearing these if you don't want to be flying.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I understand, I understand.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Uh, that's this. This happens every time somebody puts them on.
That's why we try to you know.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Well and the other thing, well that too, but it's mhm.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But if you have both, you might want to practice
a little a little bit before you really start. I'm
working with these. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to do
this with alcohol. Don't don't drink and fly. Uh that's
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that's actually nothing we're supposed to tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It's the small aircraft.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Wait, so did I interest anybody else with it?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I was just gonna ask if the Jorna was going
to take advantage of.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
The obstacle course they seem to have, like on the
ceiling here.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh no, no, no, that obstacle course isn't for the fly,
isn't for the wing boots for the flying. That's that's
for the other that's for the slippers.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Oh okay, that's just like the anti grab or.
Speaker 11 (06:47):
The yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I was confused before these before these work, fully, you
will have to attune to them, so be careful until
you have a chance to do that, pleads.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I mean, while we're here, Like I could just use
something in like kind of a very stylish black you know,
if you have like kind of like metal studs on it.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Whatever.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
The main thing for me is expandability, Like if I
could get a shoe that could fit someone who's a
size twelve or a size seven. Do you have anything
that kind of you know, moves with the user like
that the user?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, I mean any of any of our enchanted boots
should be able to Uh is this a magic thing?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Kind of kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, I mean yeah, if it's. If it's a magic thing,
then your magic should be able to make your shoes grower,
reduce with you.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Or with And I have some that do that. It's
just that when I go into like say, for some reason,
I have bigger feet. I don't know why, but just
say that I do, the shoes tend to like kind
of stretch and like the studs.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Don't look as good.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
I just wanted something that kind of like I don't
know if you have anything like that, but saying it
doesn't look so busted.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think it looks rock and roll when it looks
all like crunched, like like shit kickers, Like you gotta
look goods.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Yeah, Martin's last a while.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Doctor Martin is a master cobbler.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, doctor doctor Martin is the only cobbler that I
personally would go to other than myself.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Okay, And where do I find him? Is he in?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
The is?
Speaker 10 (08:59):
Doctor Martin is one that's like, uh, the little like
weasel like kind of guy, the mark.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
He's looking at you like, have you ever gone to
like Walmart and said, I'll just go to Target to
get that? Like he but but instead of it being
just some minimum wage clerk, this is his livelihood. Do
(09:29):
you have any idea how much the profit margin is
not that great on these shoes? They took a long
time and a lot a lot of effort to make.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And there they're great.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
There, that's fine. I don't need shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm just gonna I mean, given, given your given your aesthetics, sir,
if I may.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Hm hm.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Would you ever have a need to climb on hands
or a ceiling without the use of your hands? I
mean yes, wait to do whatever a spider can to do?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
What share you?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Uh? I don't.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
I don't know if it's a need so much as
it's a desire, But yeah, I do have that somewhere
deep deep within me.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, go on, give it a try.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Here. So these these are these are actually slippers. They're
quite comfortable.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Oh, these are the ones for the course of course.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, these are the these are
the slippers for the course. Again, these will acquire a tournament.
So I'm not gonna be able to set you on
that course right now, but they do.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Okay, uh, I mean they fit well.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
These are yeah, slip of uh we call them slippers
of spider climbing.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
I kind of just like the I mean, okay, these
are like the ones I saw in the window with
the webs on them.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
That's yes, yes, yes, I get it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
These are these are actually the ones from the window.
We don't make many of these, but user seem like
a perfect candidate. These are These are cheaper than the
winged boots. They're not The magic used in them is
not as advanced. All right, We'll be completely honest with you.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Look, I learned.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
They're five thousand. We would ask five thousand for.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
These five thousand. Wow, wow, a steal at five thousand.
I mean I love them. Let me go, let me
go ask my distress.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Of course, of course. Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
So yeah, so just finished counting out sixteen thousand, what's up?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, so, I don't know if you heard any of that.
He's got these spider spider boy.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Shoes that make a spider boy into a spider, uh,
climbing spiders, walking on cels.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
It's just gonna have any size.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's a little extra, but it's well worth it.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
It's You've known me for a long time, you know.
This is all I've ever wanted to do, aside from
all the other stuff that I've wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, you have a lot of big dreams, and I
appreciate you for that.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
Ye, this is this.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
This money's for all of us. How much do you need?
Speaker 10 (12:37):
Just like I think I can haggle him down to
six thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Make a deception check, Umbro.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Wait did he say it was five sasand you were
too busy counting?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So I.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Was, I genuinely don't know? Yeah, I no, this is.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, aster and make an insight check.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
That's so funny, h ninety just fairly.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Just fairly. You you get the feeling that Umbra might
not be being one hundred percent honest with you. Uh
you you uh, you're you're gonna go actually talk, You're gonna.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Gotta damn Can I let it slide.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
If you want? Yeah, that's whatever, whatever you choose.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Okay, well, if you you know, if we have we
have the suspense, and we just got a really expensive
pair boots for you know, for deliverance.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
And also I'm not you know, I'm just the one
that holds the bag. I'm not like in charge. So
of course, if that's what you want, I trust you.
There you go, so, okay, I'll start counting out six
thousand more coins.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I'll give you a hands top.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Internal monologue. Why do I feel so bad about this
all of a sudden?
Speaker 10 (14:09):
I don't feel bad stealing from anyone else, but these
are my friends.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
They've been there with me through thick and.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Thin and all the other you know, variations of stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Do you know what I think?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
I'm just gonna tell her it was fifty five hundred
on it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Ninety nine six thousand. Okay, here, good buddy.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
You know, First off, thank you so much. You're you're
a great you're a great, uh distra. Second, I did
tell a little white lie. I'm going to give you
five hundred of this back. They were they were not
that much.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I am so surprised, but I understand just very much.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
I want us to be able to trust each other,
and I initially fucked it up, and I just want
to make it right.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
So okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
We're good. We're all a little confused, as he's just like,
of course, I trust you, we're good.
Speaker 13 (15:08):
I'm gonna just put anyway, mister salesman guy, here's the money.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The name's right up there.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh sorry, right up there?
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's then Tava.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
If you're not have you not heard of then Tava
the great third Thanava.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Oh no, yes, of course I have.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Your name goes far and wide and find bootsmanship.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I more than just bootsmanship by that, I regan, sir,
you don't know my name?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
No, nope, sorry, I thought it was just the boots,
and like, uh, maybe the fur.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Make a history check?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
What store?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
And if we spent twenty one thousand dollars and can
sell someone?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
What if your history check? Isn't that one? Change one?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
I mean, yeah, it wasn't that one? Plus Does it
even matter?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh? Plus doesn't zero? Okay, well if it's plus zero
then of course, no, he's he looks at you like disgruntled,
and he's like kids these days, they have no sense
of history or culture.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
And he'd be right.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I was. I was in the group that slayed Raizam
the Destroyer. I saved water team. Do you learn nothing
in schools anymore?
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Now, raise am? That was the one with like the
clown makeup on.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
It looked like shit and like could barely breathe fire
Or is that a different one?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No, this the destroyed. Sure, Raizam's face was strange, but
that's becoming from multiple dragons.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, books in their customers.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know it was different. But no, Raizam was horrid,
killed hundreds of people before he was slaid.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Yeah, no, I'm sure, but.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
Sir, sir, please please forgive him. He he we we
have we are in we go to strict save him.
But we haven't had many classes. We're kind of like
a special group of kids, like we we we.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, I understand, yes, my my, my, my brother was
in special classes as well. You guys are doing great,
by the way.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Oh god, oh god.
Speaker 14 (18:29):
Well okay, okay, I know you're a legend. I know
this one's a legend, but I mean all I'll mind
like with them for like a second, be like this
one killed back, and I'll point towards ascard.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Like a little like a proud nod, like yep, you're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I can't believe that we have told this man that
you are. You're basically the.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Special with a yellow cart.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I mean, I'll lose her real name too, are we not?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We kind of are? We came in, We got brought
in special education first. Outside we we had a fight
to get there.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
If any of the rest of you are interested, I
mean I have more magical like shoes, like very special ones,
but I also have normal ones.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
If I'll look around and see if anything catches my eye,
can I like do a perception check to see if anything, like.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Sure, is there anything in particular you're looking.
Speaker 15 (19:40):
Like, I'm already pretty fast, but I can go sonic speed.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, there's there's magic boots that will make you fast.
There are magic boots will make you faster.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
What do you what do you have to make me
a real speed demon?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
A real speed demon?
Speaker 14 (19:57):
You say, oh, actually, sorry, I really like Missy Step.
Do you have like boots of Missy Step?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I do not have boots of misty step available right now,
I can make.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Those sorts of just yelling from the back of the
store while.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yes, I'm like helping shall out. I do you have
these boots of speed that I made? You'll show you
these boots. They're they're mostly green. They have like sort
of a brownish gold soul, and then they have like
brownish gold like depictions of wind, kind of like a wave.
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And these are these are also magical boots.
Speaker 15 (20:48):
It's interesting, and I've encountered these types of things before.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
These are the ones where you click your heels and
you are able to speed along faster. Is or is
is like a more of like a passive like your
step is lighting.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Uh. These these are boots that will let you move
that much. So so yes you would when when you're
using them, you click your heels together and you basically.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Double Interesting, how much will be?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
These ones are actually a little less rare than the
other ones you guys were looking for. Uh, these ones
are only my mother real quick m h Yeah, she looks.
He looks really confused because he can clearly see that
(21:58):
shell is undead and astrad is. Like in her early
twenties at most, she wrote live in.
Speaker 14 (22:12):
The world of magic things can be weird.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
He doesn't have to overthink this.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, nay, I raised drink spare five thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
The cromata.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay, okay, yep, everybody gets a treat. I guess I mean,
I don't don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
We came here for magic stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
So no, no, no no no no no no no,
we need here's the thing we're getting ready for what
we need to.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Get ready for.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
So that okay, five thousand, So that gets us up
to twenty We spent over twenty nine. Yeah, okay, let me,
I'll just start counting out. And well Forte was yelling
about Misty Step.
Speaker 14 (22:54):
I guess yes, I'll use us step to go to
the suite three. Uh sir, how much would it be
for you to make the boots of Misty Steps.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Boots of all right? So that's gonna depend do you want? So?
So I can? We can we can get somebody to
put Misty like infuse boots with Misty Step. Are you
are you looking for? As you see the boots that
your friends have bought are stylized with that, would you
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like them to be stylized as well?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (23:29):
Please?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Hmmm, let me see if I have anybody who I
can think of that? How long are you guys here for?
This is gonna. I wouldn't be able to get them
for you today.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Certainly won't be important. Yeah, I get to the bar
in between two days?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Could you do it like two days or three days?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah? We could, We could do it in two or
three days. That that would also cost you.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Five thousand, okay, okay, so sixteen, like he really really
wants these Misty Step boots, and I don't want to
be a burden on everyone else.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So uh.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. If
we have the money, we're doing it. So we will
spend thirty one thousand gold at this one first shop
we've come to.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
I wanted the boots of flying No is that so
hard to ask for?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
And misty Step and I want you to be able
to climb ceilings and you to go faster. These are
all helpful things.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Is there something that you want?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Do you have.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Randall's feet? Didn't he say you can't really wear shoes?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I think you're right, said that one friend who's dragon
board doesn't have feet. Oh he's a dragon born dragon.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
He just has peg legs. He doesn't have yeah, that
would be sick.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm very I have never made for a challenge dragon born.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
No, and I'm pretty sure he said there's nothing surely
an artisan like you.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
We heard you were the best around.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I I would not want to uh insult him with.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
That, should you are?
Speaker 8 (25:35):
You have perfect loots.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Here and trust me, he does not care about perfection.
It's true.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Now what would be what would be the best for
him though?
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Like what he with his.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Magical movement, probably just something for his bunyan is I.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Think, like, honestly, did just have something medicated?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
It always kind of seems like he's going through it.
You know, you got any friends like that?
Speaker 12 (26:10):
Boots of calm.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Emotion honestly, Boots of Bill Wren.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yes, yes, the well boot trends.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
So if you want to catch calm emotions on us
when you make a sniff his loop?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Is that how that works?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Get out?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Get out?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
He doesn't have to like roll initiative.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Ye.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
But yeah sorry Joey Baging Donuts, that that that's her friends. Nay, yep,
Joey Randy this entirely for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Mm hm yep, yeah yeah they know.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Okay. Honestly, Rander, I think genuinely has said you can't.
But uh, I spend thirty one thousand gold on boots.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
I meant get, like, I don't know, more stuff to
attack pa people like paper like that. That was my intention,
not just now I have.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
First shop to our lives.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah, I mean yeah, swoop down stabs, swoop down stabs.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's basically like, so you guys are you guys? So
back to uh where we are? So you guys have
all of your shoes, boots, slippers, what have you? Does
anybody want regular shoes out of the I guess two
(28:04):
people who didn't get special ones.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I'm just just gonna grab a lovely, nice pair of
black boots, maybe with some embossing of pretty little I
don't know, burred wings, not like flying like just like
I don't know if there's any like goffy kind of boots.
I'm just gonna grab some nice, little like goffy boots
with a good soul so I can walk around with
(28:29):
fay wow.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
So pretty little flyers.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Pretty little flyers. I don't allow anything with a raven
skull on it, which is what I would enjoy. But
you know that's just if you have any.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Things like that, just so oh yes, yes, yes, of course,
and I'll go just grab your like black boots. Ah,
just just basic like this, this is what I normally sell.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
That makes sense, That makes way more sense.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You know, there's we do cater to adventures. We have
all the magic stuff here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Do you have like a little bostling stamp of like
a heat stamp or anything like for a little decoration
just something fun?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what here? Let me let me
show you. And he shows you. There's like one that's
like a sword, one that's got like three arrows, one
that's like a raven head, and one that's like a
like an anchor.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Can I have the Can I have the raven heads
on the front of the boots?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Do you have steel thad raven's heads and the black
leather boots steel toe boots?
Speaker 8 (29:44):
And I'm good?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And he'll like it's like he'll it's like almost like
a brand. Yeah, like keeps it up and he puts
it at the end of your of your boots and
I love it. Oh yeah, these are great.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Damn those are good.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
I don't know, I don't know are they really worth
that to use your first name? But I forgot that
we were supposed to use the names.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
You know, I just like them. I just need some
good new books.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
These are these are high quality boots. I mean they're
magic like what your friends have. But yeah, these are
high quality, high quality boots.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I just dister, Are you sure we want to spend
that much?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Made by.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Misa Original and they are a third Tapa Original fame
a man who was slain with the Infamous party Infamous parties.
I mean, my god, it's truly in honor to have
your fast.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
And hip on my feet. Entirely agree.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
We have, in fact, spend oh, twenty gold.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
I was gonna try to bargain him down because we
spent try bargaining you down because we spent a little
bit of money here. You sure my twenty gold boots
can't maybe be like ten because it's.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Over you're hackling gold.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I love them. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Here's your twenty gold. I was kidding with you genuinely.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And uh, sir, you're you're misty step boots. Yes, sir,
all right? So are we thinking like uh like sort
of a purplish kind of wispy cloud for the design?
What are we thinking, no, you know what I like that?
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, purplish?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Uh okay? And did you want them to be boots?
We can make them shoes, slippers, sandals.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
No, never sandals, which is what you cut those dogs away?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
May I please have the letters be a mf oh
the boots of course?
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Tell them money.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Is that a special meaning.
Speaker 14 (32:07):
To you or is it a very special It's something
that I identify with.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's a family thing.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, okay, yeah, that works, went to Kurt, That's why
I suggested it.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
And then you guys go, you leave and from from
the boot store, the shoes from the cobbler shop where
you spent over thirty thousand gold thir twenty gold, where.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
You can't take it. You cannot make me feel bad
about this. I got boots applying. I'm good.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
I can go fast from the ceilingw No, this is dope.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
And just a just a note for anybody who bought
magical items. You can only attune, which is tunable magic items.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I don't have any slides, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
A short rest, so while we're sitting at the bar
having a drink.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That we can tune while you're yeah, oh yeah, you
know that's my plan. It's just from from the compler shop.
Are you guys going to head over to the Yawning Portal? Absolutely?
Should we take my money? Was there another was there
another thing you wanted to like, there's there's an apothecary,
there's armor.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Shopping hanging out behind the apothecary. Say around midnight, Well
this is this is early evening.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's it's about supper time.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
Show is going to dart off made in the portal
in two hours, ands gonna was gonna he got something
he wants to do.
Speaker 14 (34:19):
Uh, Forte is going to look at deliverance wink and
cast flying and fly off.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You get back here? We do you have a conversation?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Bye? You know he didn't have to waste a spell
slot for that that. I feel like I have spell points.
Speaker 14 (34:41):
I can recover it easily.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
You didn't hear that. Shut up, you're gone.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Jefferson is gonna shrug at all of that and just
walk toward the Yawning Portal. Say if I can get
a couple in before they get.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
There, you get the table.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
So yeah, as you as you're walking toward toward the
Yawning Portal, which is sort of in central water deep.
You pass by a shop called the Weird Bottles Concoctions,
And in there you can see that there's like potions
and a lectures and stuff in there.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I do kind of want to go in there?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Do you want to go in there? We can go
in there? Sounds like fun.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
And then there's and they meet everybody at the bar.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Shelly Umbra. As you're going to As you're heading toward
the bar, you hear like a lot of cheering and
like excitement, and then you hear some like.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Ah like.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Like some of he just lost heere's give.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
The same thing?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Can I ship?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I mean, do you want to look it up?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Or no?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah? Can I head toward the noise or at least
like check out.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What you can? We can you can head toward the noise?
Or is somebody going to head toward the but the
potion shop?
Speaker 11 (36:21):
Mm hmm. Okay, So.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
All right, put the party into as many pieces as
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'm so bad, all right, Umbro you find the Golden
Horn gambling House.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Oh this is the.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, you got five hundred and he's.
Speaker 14 (36:48):
Better all on black in his.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Really fancy pockets.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I'm okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Well, you know I'm heading in here?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
God?
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Are we following right now? Are we following the people
that headed into the postage?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Randall? You you've you emerge from your room having slept
in a bit, yeah, most of the day, kind of reading,
being on your own, thinking about stuff, yep, and and
you notice that all of your friends have gone away.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Just look around just well, shit, huh, I have no
idea where I'm going to find these people. Hang on,
wait a minute, Randall pulls this tablet out. Just where
(38:02):
are you guys?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I'm sorry, David? What was that before?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Like above table?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Didn't we like leave a note before we left?
Speaker 6 (38:11):
I think?
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (38:15):
Probably just Steel stepped on it.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
He didn't actually look at his door as he was leaving.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
When steps on something, he really steps on something.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
He's got big feet, dragon, dragon, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Not that high on waking fee.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
You' all gonna break me today.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
I'm making it my life goal.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
But yeah, where are you people?
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Using the guys the g p s the geek positioning system.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Oh my god, I suppose I'll respond out morning, sleepyhead,
we went into water teep. Shouldn't be too far for you,
heart very much A mom mom.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
Rachel's sitting here thinking, Okay, how far is it the
water deep? How many teleports do I have to do
to get there? Is there an uber? Is there a
bus line?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
What can I do?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Right?
Speaker 12 (39:27):
Teleport it is? He goes out, He leaves, he gets dressed,
gets out of the mudroom, and just starts like blinking
at his maximum distance until he gets the water deep.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
He gets there, rose up. You could just find Jace.
Speaker 12 (39:51):
I mean, yeah, he could do that, but then you'd
have to deal with Jess.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
But you wouldn't have to use up all of your spells.
Speaker 12 (40:00):
That's true. Okay, it goes Flippenberg jays.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
All right, So you head off, You head into the
end of the school or towards the school.
Speaker 12 (40:14):
Mm hm and uh pulled down kind of low, so
like like nobody's going to recognize the seven foot tall
motherfucker walking around. He's like, and I've got to be
inconspicuous right now, I might confuse you for Kareem's the
other student intern Kareem.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
So yeah, you get there and you notice some some
elves with particularly lightish skin standing guard and one of
them approaches you as you approach, like the basically the
entrance to the school.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Okay, yuh, can I get you put your papers?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Please?
Speaker 12 (41:00):
My papers?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Uh yeah, we make with fare of people.
Speaker 12 (41:08):
M Okay, I wasn't aware I needed papers. When did
this happen?
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Oh, it's a new policy in the school.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
You know. We didn't we didn't make sure.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
That it's it's student's coming in.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Okay, is not anybody sure? I mean, I've been here,
this is hang on, let me see if I can
find my enrollment stuff in my bag. Ranchall digs around. Okay,
I think it's back in my room. I think it's
back in my room. I'll be back here in just
a minute. Randall walks away and like goes around the
(41:46):
corner and he knows where. He knows where Jason's office is. Okay,
so it's kind of use a teleport into Chase's Jason's office. Cool,
I don't It has doesn't have to be a line
of sight. As long as it's within range and I
know where it is, I can do it.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Perfect.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
Gonna gonna nightcrawler this ship. So Randall puts two fingers
on his forehead and does instant transmission.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Mm hmm. All right, so yeah, you find your click
your way into Jase's office.
Speaker 12 (42:23):
Hopefully not inside jays.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Make up.
Speaker 12 (42:32):
I don't know, make a damn mouth shut. Hang on
just a second. I forget to get my character sheet up.
It's been a while since.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
I did this, all right, just.
Speaker 12 (42:49):
Arcana yep ka. All right, Oh no, that wasn't that one.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Oh no, you gonna have to deal with the Cronan.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Ranch will the entire game?
Speaker 12 (43:02):
Okay, we have to roll up a new character.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Rangely port yourself into into the wall?
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Oh oh, for all of his body parts intact?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
So yeah, you are you know, you are fully intact.
You You've made like a hole.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
In the wall.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
But it's is it like Doctor Venture in the Venture
kind of?
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I was thinking like Winnie the Pooh, but yes, you're
like Winnie the pood into the wall.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
Ranchel just drops his head. How okay, it's in the wall,
which end is sticking out of the wall.
Speaker 16 (43:57):
Like, uh so you're step bro. Your head is in
the school, your tail is out of the school.
Speaker 12 (44:07):
All right. Well, Randel is vaguely triangle shaped, so the
thinner part is toward the end, so he can't actually
pull himself through the hall he has made. And it's like,
all right, all right, you can't get some curtains, throw
it up over the hole. It'll be fine. God's damn it. Okay,
(44:34):
what room.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Is? Yeah? Uh, you're you teleported yourself like basically at
a sidewalk. So like there's the wall, there's a like
a walking area, and then there's a couple of offices. Okay,
so yeah, you tell you basically were teleporting yourself onto
a sidewalk in front of Jess's office.
Speaker 12 (44:56):
Okay, Well, Randel goes around and goes in the building.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
All right, oh hey, hey, Randall, what what's up? Bud?
Speaker 12 (45:10):
Hey, God, I just woke up and.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Stroll over yourself.
Speaker 12 (45:19):
It is a long, stupid story. Okay, yeah, you're probably
gonna want to put put some curtains up over the
new window. Anyway, could you give me the water deep
real quick? I hate to ask you. I know you're busy.
There's a lot going on the cruising water Deep. I
(45:39):
can get a ride back. I kind of got lost
in like this is Randall's making this up. I got
lost in multiple instances of the bathroom at the Airbnb.
So like, yeah, if you could just give me the
water deep real quick, I'll be out of your hair.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Of course, of course I'll got you. So he he
you know, moves his hands and you see the sparks.
He creates a portal. He's like, yeah, dude, just just
go right through there, you'll be uh, he'll be there.
That that'll get you right in. That'll actually get you
through the portal at the Yawning portal.
Speaker 12 (46:19):
So, oh, thank you, perfect, I'll pick you up a
gift while i'm there. I really appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh thanks, Bud. Thanks.
Speaker 12 (46:26):
Randall goes through.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Just like.
Speaker 12 (46:32):
It's a new window. Just tell him it's a new window.
That's all I gotta do.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Make me a uh, make a perception check as you
walk through the as you go through the portal.
Speaker 12 (46:50):
Great, let's uh, let's see me roll a one on
this one. Roll eight that's not a one.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
That's fine, so you can Plus you can hear you
can hear that Jayce said something when you said you're
going to pick him up a gift, but you couldn't
pick up what it was, and you find yourself shoved
out of the Yawning portal. Kay, which is like it's
(47:22):
like it's it's like the quintessential adventurers like bar It's
super busy there's always fights happening. Typically there's like monsters
and ship that will come out of the Yawning portal
that the adventurers try to fight, and everybody kind of
looks at you, looks at your jaunty hat and that
(47:44):
you're like well mannered and wearing clothes, but they all
look like they're ready for a fight.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
That is such a low bar well mannered and wearing clothes.
Speaker 12 (47:56):
Sorry, rancho gentlemen, and hits for the door.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
All right, Yeah, so you're you're going through the bar
and you kinda got to like duck and squeeze yourway
past people because you know there's various weight staff and
people creatures of all different shapes and sizes.
Speaker 12 (48:26):
Rangel stops. Rangel stops the server as he's going and
just answer answers several gold coins and goes next, rounds
on me whoa, and keeps going.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
You really got to teach him the value of a dollar.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
We just spend twenty nine dollars on boots who said,
I'm sorry, gold who's not talking just now, Nina Simon,
that's very that was above table.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
But yeah, you're right, I really shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 6 (49:05):
I was making a joke about.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Astrod Is connecting with some of her jazzy alots.
Speaker 12 (49:13):
Asterid's getting into renew darker powers.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
When you become a grave cleric this late in the campaign,
you start smoking.
Speaker 12 (49:20):
Yeah, long black.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
That's the emo inherent and all of them, right, I
mean yeah, if you need to bum some I got you.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I tend to go for clove cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Band you think doesn't have a little bit of everything?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 12 (49:41):
Once for Rangel's out of the bar. He starts looking
around and it's like, Okay, I'm gonna look see have
a spot anybody or a disaster. I texted him.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and text him like after after,
like waiting for him for thirty minutes. Did you make
it to waterdepoque? We're currently an insert store name here.
I don't remember the name of it.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
Oh awesome, Yeah, just got here. Jase helped me through
bad bar to teleport too.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
Hellol, wait, I'm on the Chaine too.
Speaker 12 (50:20):
Rangel trust to text an emoji back and it's just
like the poop emoji.
Speaker 6 (50:25):
Just sorry.
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Until next time, this has been the Spooky dice Bag
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I
(00:28):
am your host, kick Acidron and you then tied the
strings to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And he takes his right hand and he taps his
left hip.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well that it is Jordan's retail for twenty thousand.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, a discount.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
The Air of Jordan.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why, I know, I'm just saying, I'm just sixteen gold.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, what's that in electron? It's half an electric?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Right, yes, definitely tender one mm hmmmm hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Do we have election? Do we carry Electron?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
We say we please converted it too, it's a platinum
or elect No, I do not.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I don't care. As a practice.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
It's so funny. Yeah, I think I'm sure it's fine.
I'm just looking at the map from what we spent
on our other things.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I wish I had an actual fund.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
H See, that's the problem. We're gonna get collar and
run out.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, but that we did know how much was in there.
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Geordan's come from America.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh oh, Jordan's Jordan's a cobbler and mrco Okay, these
air Jordan's us are they?
Speaker 9 (02:16):
They do help you get some air, and the only
thing is when you take off.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So we onlysh to them a little slush. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Swush.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
So wait, like when you do they just do it? Huh.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I swear to God, if I didn't live over four
states away from the both of you, I would bash
your fucking skulls on right now.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Okay, So doing my math, the last amount we spent,
I can get you these boots. Then we have spent
twenty three thousand, five hundred dollars I mean sorry sorry
doll hairs used as children in the playground, Yeah, exactly,
marking goals.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Gold, we will have been spent twenty gold, which is
fine because you didn't you know, we need we need that.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That could be I mean, sneak attack from the sky.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Is it really a sneak attack if it's from the sky,
I mean it can be. I mean there's nothing weirder
than someone stabbing you from above us.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Both, well, they'll certainly get be surprised, girl, I.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Say, get them.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So we're gonna Sandy no, go ahead, go right ahead, buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
We are both musical and hostile today.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I would like them. I would like them very much.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, we can get those for you here. Let me.
He like gestures you over to like a place to
sit down, and he like, do you mind if I
take off your current shoes? So and he measures, all.
Speaker 10 (04:18):
Right, Jefferson's gonna come up this. This isn't like a
you're just trying them on.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Right, Oh, I'm hoping to purchase them.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
M hmm. Okay, okay, so but you could probably do
that on your own.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like does this He takes like a measurement tool and
he puts your foot in it and measures, and it's like,
all right, just one second, one and he goes back.
He comes out with the pair of the wing boots
and he just takes the left one, the foot that
he measured, and he puts it on you and it
(04:59):
fits perfectly. The wings actually start flapping a little bit,
and you feel you can feel yourself getting lifted up.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Now I've seen everything.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's just a little now. No, no, no, You're gonna
have to try to control your desire to fly while
you're wearing these if you don't want to be flying.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I understand, I understand.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Uh, that's this. This happens every time somebody puts them on.
That's why we try to you know.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Well and the other thing, well that too, but it's mhm.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But if you have both, you might want to practice
a little a little bit before you really start. I'm
working with these. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to do
this with alcohol. Don't don't drink and fly. Uh that's
(06:12):
that's actually nothing we're supposed to tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It's the small aircraft.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Wait, so did I interest anybody else with it?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I was just gonna ask if the Jorna was going
to take advantage of.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
The obstacle course they seem to have, like on the
ceiling here.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh no, no, no, that obstacle course isn't for the fly,
isn't for the wing boots for the flying. That's that's
for the other that's for the slippers.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Oh okay, that's just like the anti grab or.
Speaker 11 (06:47):
The yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I was confused before these before these work, fully, you
will have to attune to them, so be careful until
you have a chance to do that, pleads.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I mean, while we're here, Like I could just use
something in like kind of a very stylish black you know,
if you have like kind of like metal studs on it.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Whatever.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
The main thing for me is expandability, Like if I
could get a shoe that could fit someone who's a
size twelve or a size seven. Do you have anything
that kind of you know, moves with the user like
that the user?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, I mean any of any of our enchanted boots
should be able to Uh is this a magic thing?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Kind of kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, I mean yeah, if it's. If it's a magic thing,
then your magic should be able to make your shoes grower,
reduce with you.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Or with And I have some that do that. It's
just that when I go into like say, for some reason,
I have bigger feet. I don't know why, but just
say that I do, the shoes tend to like kind
of stretch and like the studs.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Don't look as good.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
I just wanted something that kind of like I don't
know if you have anything like that, but saying it
doesn't look so busted.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think it looks rock and roll when it looks
all like crunched, like like shit kickers, Like you gotta
look goods.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Yeah, Martin's last a while.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Doctor Martin is a master cobbler.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, doctor doctor Martin is the only cobbler that I
personally would go to other than myself.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Okay, And where do I find him? Is he in?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
The is?
Speaker 10 (08:59):
Doctor Martin is one that's like, uh, the little like
weasel like kind of guy, the mark.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
He's looking at you like, have you ever gone to
like Walmart and said, I'll just go to Target to
get that? Like he but but instead of it being
just some minimum wage clerk, this is his livelihood. Do
(09:29):
you have any idea how much the profit margin is
not that great on these shoes? They took a long
time and a lot a lot of effort to make.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And there they're great.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
There, that's fine. I don't need shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm just gonna I mean, given, given your given your aesthetics, sir,
if I may.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Hm hm.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Would you ever have a need to climb on hands
or a ceiling without the use of your hands? I
mean yes, wait to do whatever a spider can to do?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
What share you?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Uh? I don't.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
I don't know if it's a need so much as
it's a desire, But yeah, I do have that somewhere
deep deep within me.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, go on, give it a try.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Here. So these these are these are actually slippers. They're
quite comfortable.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Oh, these are the ones for the course of course.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, these are the these are
the slippers for the course. Again, these will acquire a tournament.
So I'm not gonna be able to set you on
that course right now, but they do.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Okay, uh, I mean they fit well.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
These are yeah, slip of uh we call them slippers
of spider climbing.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
I kind of just like the I mean, okay, these
are like the ones I saw in the window with
the webs on them.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
That's yes, yes, yes, I get it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
These are these are actually the ones from the window.
We don't make many of these, but user seem like
a perfect candidate. These are These are cheaper than the
winged boots. They're not The magic used in them is
not as advanced. All right, We'll be completely honest with you.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Look, I learned.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
They're five thousand. We would ask five thousand for.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
These five thousand. Wow, wow, a steal at five thousand.
I mean I love them. Let me go, let me
go ask my distress.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Of course, of course. Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
So yeah, so just finished counting out sixteen thousand, what's up?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, so, I don't know if you heard any of that.
He's got these spider spider boy.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Shoes that make a spider boy into a spider, uh,
climbing spiders, walking on cels.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
It's just gonna have any size.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's a little extra, but it's well worth it.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
It's You've known me for a long time, you know.
This is all I've ever wanted to do, aside from
all the other stuff that I've wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, you have a lot of big dreams, and I
appreciate you for that.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
Ye, this is this.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
This money's for all of us. How much do you need?
Speaker 10 (12:37):
Just like I think I can haggle him down to
six thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Make a deception check, Umbro.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Wait did he say it was five sasand you were
too busy counting?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So I.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Was, I genuinely don't know? Yeah, I no, this is.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, aster and make an insight check.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
That's so funny, h ninety just fairly.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Just fairly. You you get the feeling that Umbra might
not be being one hundred percent honest with you. Uh
you you uh, you're you're gonna go actually talk, You're gonna.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Gotta damn Can I let it slide.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
If you want? Yeah, that's whatever, whatever you choose.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Okay, well, if you you know, if we have we
have the suspense, and we just got a really expensive
pair boots for you know, for deliverance.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
And also I'm not you know, I'm just the one
that holds the bag. I'm not like in charge. So
of course, if that's what you want, I trust you.
There you go, so, okay, I'll start counting out six
thousand more coins.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I'll give you a hands top.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Internal monologue. Why do I feel so bad about this
all of a sudden?
Speaker 10 (14:09):
I don't feel bad stealing from anyone else, but these
are my friends.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
They've been there with me through thick and.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Thin and all the other you know, variations of stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Do you know what I think?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
I'm just gonna tell her it was fifty five hundred
on it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Ninety nine six thousand. Okay, here, good buddy.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
You know, First off, thank you so much. You're you're
a great you're a great, uh distra. Second, I did
tell a little white lie. I'm going to give you
five hundred of this back. They were they were not
that much.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I am so surprised, but I understand just very much.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
I want us to be able to trust each other,
and I initially fucked it up, and I just want
to make it right.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
So okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
We're good. We're all a little confused, as he's just like,
of course, I trust you, we're good.
Speaker 13 (15:08):
I'm gonna just put anyway, mister salesman guy, here's the money.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The name's right up there.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh sorry, right up there?
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's then Tava.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
If you're not have you not heard of then Tava
the great third Thanava.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Oh no, yes, of course I have.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Your name goes far and wide and find bootsmanship.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I more than just bootsmanship by that, I regan, sir,
you don't know my name?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
No, nope, sorry, I thought it was just the boots,
and like, uh, maybe the fur.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Make a history check?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
What store?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
And if we spent twenty one thousand dollars and can
sell someone?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
What if your history check? Isn't that one? Change one?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
I mean, yeah, it wasn't that one? Plus Does it
even matter?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh? Plus doesn't zero? Okay, well if it's plus zero
then of course, no, he's he looks at you like disgruntled,
and he's like kids these days, they have no sense
of history or culture.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
And he'd be right.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I was. I was in the group that slayed Raizam
the Destroyer. I saved water team. Do you learn nothing
in schools anymore?
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Now, raise am? That was the one with like the
clown makeup on.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
It looked like shit and like could barely breathe fire
Or is that a different one?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No, this the destroyed. Sure, Raizam's face was strange, but
that's becoming from multiple dragons.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, books in their customers.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know it was different. But no, Raizam was horrid,
killed hundreds of people before he was slaid.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Yeah, no, I'm sure, but.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
Sir, sir, please please forgive him. He he we we
have we are in we go to strict save him.
But we haven't had many classes. We're kind of like
a special group of kids, like we we we.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, I understand, yes, my my, my, my brother was
in special classes as well. You guys are doing great,
by the way.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Oh god, oh god.
Speaker 14 (18:29):
Well okay, okay, I know you're a legend. I know
this one's a legend, but I mean all I'll mind
like with them for like a second, be like this
one killed back, and I'll point towards ascard.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Like a little like a proud nod, like yep, you're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I can't believe that we have told this man that
you are. You're basically the.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Special with a yellow cart.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I mean, I'll lose her real name too, are we not?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We kind of are? We came in, We got brought
in special education first. Outside we we had a fight
to get there.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
If any of the rest of you are interested, I
mean I have more magical like shoes, like very special ones,
but I also have normal ones.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
If I'll look around and see if anything catches my eye,
can I like do a perception check to see if anything, like.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Sure, is there anything in particular you're looking.
Speaker 15 (19:40):
Like, I'm already pretty fast, but I can go sonic speed.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, there's there's magic boots that will make you fast.
There are magic boots will make you faster.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
What do you what do you have to make me
a real speed demon?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
A real speed demon?
Speaker 14 (19:57):
You say, oh, actually, sorry, I really like Missy Step.
Do you have like boots of Missy Step?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I do not have boots of misty step available right now,
I can make.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Those sorts of just yelling from the back of the
store while.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yes, I'm like helping shall out. I do you have
these boots of speed that I made? You'll show you
these boots. They're they're mostly green. They have like sort
of a brownish gold soul, and then they have like
brownish gold like depictions of wind, kind of like a wave.
(20:42):
And these are these are also magical boots.
Speaker 15 (20:48):
It's interesting, and I've encountered these types of things before.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
These are the ones where you click your heels and
you are able to speed along faster. Is or is
is like a more of like a passive like your
step is lighting.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Uh. These these are boots that will let you move
that much. So so yes you would when when you're
using them, you click your heels together and you basically.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Double Interesting, how much will be?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
These ones are actually a little less rare than the
other ones you guys were looking for. Uh, these ones
are only my mother real quick m h Yeah, she looks.
He looks really confused because he can clearly see that
(21:58):
shell is undead and astrad is. Like in her early
twenties at most, she wrote live in.
Speaker 14 (22:12):
The world of magic things can be weird.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
He doesn't have to overthink this.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, nay, I raised drink spare five thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
The cromata.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay, okay, yep, everybody gets a treat. I guess I mean,
I don't don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
We came here for magic stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
So no, no, no no no no no no no,
we need here's the thing we're getting ready for what
we need to.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Get ready for.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
So that okay, five thousand, So that gets us up
to twenty We spent over twenty nine. Yeah, okay, let me,
I'll just start counting out. And well Forte was yelling
about Misty Step.
Speaker 14 (22:54):
I guess yes, I'll use us step to go to
the suite three. Uh sir, how much would it be
for you to make the boots of Misty Steps.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Boots of all right? So that's gonna depend do you want? So?
So I can? We can we can get somebody to
put Misty like infuse boots with Misty Step. Are you
are you looking for? As you see the boots that
your friends have bought are stylized with that, would you
(23:26):
like them to be stylized as well?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (23:29):
Please?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Hmmm, let me see if I have anybody who I
can think of that? How long are you guys here for?
This is gonna. I wouldn't be able to get them
for you today.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Certainly won't be important. Yeah, I get to the bar
in between two days?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Could you do it like two days or three days?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah? We could, We could do it in two or
three days. That that would also cost you.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Five thousand, okay, okay, so sixteen, like he really really
wants these Misty Step boots, and I don't want to
be a burden on everyone else.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So uh.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. If
we have the money, we're doing it. So we will
spend thirty one thousand gold at this one first shop
we've come to.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
I wanted the boots of flying No is that so
hard to ask for?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
And misty Step and I want you to be able
to climb ceilings and you to go faster. These are
all helpful things.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Is there something that you want?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Do you have.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Randall's feet? Didn't he say you can't really wear shoes?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I think you're right, said that one friend who's dragon
board doesn't have feet. Oh he's a dragon born dragon.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
He just has peg legs. He doesn't have yeah, that
would be sick.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm very I have never made for a challenge dragon born.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
No, and I'm pretty sure he said there's nothing surely
an artisan like you.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
We heard you were the best around.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I I would not want to uh insult him with.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
That, should you are?
Speaker 8 (25:35):
You have perfect loots.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Here and trust me, he does not care about perfection.
It's true.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Now what would be what would be the best for
him though?
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Like what he with his.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Magical movement, probably just something for his bunyan is I.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Think, like, honestly, did just have something medicated?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
It always kind of seems like he's going through it.
You know, you got any friends like that?
Speaker 12 (26:10):
Boots of calm.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Emotion honestly, Boots of Bill Wren.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yes, yes, the well boot trends.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
So if you want to catch calm emotions on us
when you make a sniff his loop?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Is that how that works?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Get out?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Get out?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
He doesn't have to like roll initiative.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Ye.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
But yeah sorry Joey Baging Donuts, that that that's her friends. Nay, yep,
Joey Randy this entirely for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Mm hm yep, yeah yeah they know.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Okay. Honestly, Rander, I think genuinely has said you can't.
But uh, I spend thirty one thousand gold on boots.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
I meant get, like, I don't know, more stuff to
attack pa people like paper like that. That was my intention,
not just now I have.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
First shop to our lives.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah, I mean yeah, swoop down stabs, swoop down stabs.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's basically like, so you guys are you guys? So
back to uh where we are? So you guys have
all of your shoes, boots, slippers, what have you? Does
anybody want regular shoes out of the I guess two
(28:04):
people who didn't get special ones.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I'm just just gonna grab a lovely, nice pair of
black boots, maybe with some embossing of pretty little I
don't know, burred wings, not like flying like just like
I don't know if there's any like goffy kind of boots.
I'm just gonna grab some nice, little like goffy boots
with a good soul so I can walk around with
(28:29):
fay wow.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
So pretty little flyers.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Pretty little flyers. I don't allow anything with a raven
skull on it, which is what I would enjoy. But
you know that's just if you have any.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Things like that, just so oh yes, yes, yes, of course,
and I'll go just grab your like black boots. Ah,
just just basic like this, this is what I normally sell.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
That makes sense, That makes way more sense.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You know, there's we do cater to adventures. We have
all the magic stuff here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Do you have like a little bostling stamp of like
a heat stamp or anything like for a little decoration
just something fun?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what here? Let me let me
show you. And he shows you. There's like one that's
like a sword, one that's got like three arrows, one
that's like a raven head, and one that's like a
like an anchor.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Can I have the Can I have the raven heads
on the front of the boots?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Do you have steel thad raven's heads and the black
leather boots steel toe boots?
Speaker 8 (29:44):
And I'm good?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And he'll like it's like he'll it's like almost like
a brand. Yeah, like keeps it up and he puts
it at the end of your of your boots and
I love it. Oh yeah, these are great.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Damn those are good.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
I don't know, I don't know are they really worth
that to use your first name? But I forgot that
we were supposed to use the names.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
You know, I just like them. I just need some
good new books.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
These are these are high quality boots. I mean they're
magic like what your friends have. But yeah, these are
high quality, high quality boots.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I just dister, Are you sure we want to spend
that much?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Made by.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Misa Original and they are a third Tapa Original fame
a man who was slain with the Infamous party Infamous parties.
I mean, my god, it's truly in honor to have
your fast.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
And hip on my feet. Entirely agree.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
We have, in fact, spend oh, twenty gold.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
I was gonna try to bargain him down because we
spent try bargaining you down because we spent a little
bit of money here. You sure my twenty gold boots
can't maybe be like ten because it's.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Over you're hackling gold.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I love them. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Here's your twenty gold. I was kidding with you genuinely.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And uh, sir, you're you're misty step boots. Yes, sir,
all right? So are we thinking like uh like sort
of a purplish kind of wispy cloud for the design?
What are we thinking, no, you know what I like that?
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, purplish?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Uh okay? And did you want them to be boots?
We can make them shoes, slippers, sandals.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
No, never sandals, which is what you cut those dogs away?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
May I please have the letters be a mf oh
the boots of course?
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Tell them money.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Is that a special meaning.
Speaker 14 (32:07):
To you or is it a very special It's something
that I identify with.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's a family thing.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, okay, yeah, that works, went to Kurt, That's why
I suggested it.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
And then you guys go, you leave and from from
the boot store, the shoes from the cobbler shop where
you spent over thirty thousand gold thir twenty gold, where.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
You can't take it. You cannot make me feel bad
about this. I got boots applying. I'm good.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
I can go fast from the ceilingw No, this is dope.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
And just a just a note for anybody who bought
magical items. You can only attune, which is tunable magic items.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I don't have any slides, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
A short rest, so while we're sitting at the bar
having a drink.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That we can tune while you're yeah, oh yeah, you
know that's my plan. It's just from from the compler shop.
Are you guys going to head over to the Yawning Portal? Absolutely?
Should we take my money? Was there another was there
another thing you wanted to like, there's there's an apothecary,
there's armor.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Shopping hanging out behind the apothecary. Say around midnight, Well
this is this is early evening.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's it's about supper time.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
Show is going to dart off made in the portal
in two hours, ands gonna was gonna he got something
he wants to do.
Speaker 14 (34:19):
Uh, Forte is going to look at deliverance wink and
cast flying and fly off.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You get back here? We do you have a conversation?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Bye? You know he didn't have to waste a spell
slot for that that. I feel like I have spell points.
Speaker 14 (34:41):
I can recover it easily.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
You didn't hear that. Shut up, you're gone.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Jefferson is gonna shrug at all of that and just
walk toward the Yawning Portal. Say if I can get
a couple in before they get.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
There, you get the table.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
So yeah, as you as you're walking toward toward the
Yawning Portal, which is sort of in central water deep.
You pass by a shop called the Weird Bottles Concoctions,
And in there you can see that there's like potions
and a lectures and stuff in there.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I do kind of want to go in there?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Do you want to go in there? We can go
in there? Sounds like fun.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
And then there's and they meet everybody at the bar.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Shelly Umbra. As you're going to As you're heading toward
the bar, you hear like a lot of cheering and
like excitement, and then you hear some like.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Ah like.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Like some of he just lost heere's give.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
The same thing?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Can I ship?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I mean, do you want to look it up?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Or no?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah? Can I head toward the noise or at least
like check out.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What you can? We can you can head toward the noise?
Or is somebody going to head toward the but the
potion shop?
Speaker 11 (36:21):
Mm hmm. Okay, So.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
All right, put the party into as many pieces as
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'm so bad, all right, Umbro you find the Golden
Horn gambling House.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Oh this is the.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, you got five hundred and he's.
Speaker 14 (36:48):
Better all on black in his.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Really fancy pockets.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I'm okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Well, you know I'm heading in here?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
God?
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Are we following right now? Are we following the people
that headed into the postage?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Randall? You you've you emerge from your room having slept
in a bit, yeah, most of the day, kind of reading,
being on your own, thinking about stuff, yep, and and
you notice that all of your friends have gone away.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Just look around just well, shit, huh, I have no
idea where I'm going to find these people. Hang on,
wait a minute, Randall pulls this tablet out. Just where
(38:02):
are you guys?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I'm sorry, David? What was that before?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Like above table?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Didn't we like leave a note before we left?
Speaker 6 (38:11):
I think?
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (38:15):
Probably just Steel stepped on it.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
He didn't actually look at his door as he was leaving.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
When steps on something, he really steps on something.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
He's got big feet, dragon, dragon, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Not that high on waking fee.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
You' all gonna break me today.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
I'm making it my life goal.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
But yeah, where are you people?
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Using the guys the g p s the geek positioning system.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Oh my god, I suppose I'll respond out morning, sleepyhead,
we went into water teep. Shouldn't be too far for you,
heart very much A mom mom.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
Rachel's sitting here thinking, Okay, how far is it the
water deep? How many teleports do I have to do
to get there? Is there an uber? Is there a
bus line?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
What can I do?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Right?
Speaker 12 (39:27):
Teleport it is? He goes out, He leaves, he gets dressed,
gets out of the mudroom, and just starts like blinking
at his maximum distance until he gets the water deep.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
He gets there, rose up. You could just find Jace.
Speaker 12 (39:51):
I mean, yeah, he could do that, but then you'd
have to deal with Jess.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
But you wouldn't have to use up all of your spells.
Speaker 12 (40:00):
That's true. Okay, it goes Flippenberg jays.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
All right, So you head off, You head into the
end of the school or towards the school.
Speaker 12 (40:14):
Mm hm and uh pulled down kind of low, so
like like nobody's going to recognize the seven foot tall
motherfucker walking around. He's like, and I've got to be
inconspicuous right now, I might confuse you for Kareem's the
other student intern Kareem.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
So yeah, you get there and you notice some some
elves with particularly lightish skin standing guard and one of
them approaches you as you approach, like the basically the
entrance to the school.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Okay, yuh, can I get you put your papers?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Please?
Speaker 12 (41:00):
My papers?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Uh yeah, we make with fare of people.
Speaker 12 (41:08):
M Okay, I wasn't aware I needed papers. When did
this happen?
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Oh, it's a new policy in the school.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
You know. We didn't we didn't make sure.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
That it's it's student's coming in.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Okay, is not anybody sure? I mean, I've been here,
this is hang on, let me see if I can
find my enrollment stuff in my bag. Ranchall digs around. Okay,
I think it's back in my room. I think it's
back in my room. I'll be back here in just
a minute. Randall walks away and like goes around the
(41:46):
corner and he knows where. He knows where Jason's office is. Okay,
so it's kind of use a teleport into Chase's Jason's office. Cool,
I don't It has doesn't have to be a line
of sight. As long as it's within range and I
know where it is, I can do it.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Perfect.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
Gonna gonna nightcrawler this ship. So Randall puts two fingers
on his forehead and does instant transmission.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Mm hmm. All right, so yeah, you find your click
your way into Jase's office.
Speaker 12 (42:23):
Hopefully not inside jays.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Make up.
Speaker 12 (42:32):
I don't know, make a damn mouth shut. Hang on
just a second. I forget to get my character sheet up.
It's been a while since.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
I did this, all right, just.
Speaker 12 (42:49):
Arcana yep ka. All right, Oh no, that wasn't that one.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Oh no, you gonna have to deal with the Cronan.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Ranch will the entire game?
Speaker 12 (43:02):
Okay, we have to roll up a new character.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Rangely port yourself into into the wall?
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Oh oh, for all of his body parts intact?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
So yeah, you are you know, you are fully intact.
You You've made like a hole.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
In the wall.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
But it's is it like Doctor Venture in the Venture
kind of?
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I was thinking like Winnie the Pooh, but yes, you're
like Winnie the pood into the wall.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
Ranchel just drops his head. How okay, it's in the wall,
which end is sticking out of the wall.
Speaker 16 (43:57):
Like, uh so you're step bro. Your head is in
the school, your tail is out of the school.
Speaker 12 (44:07):
All right. Well, Randel is vaguely triangle shaped, so the
thinner part is toward the end, so he can't actually
pull himself through the hall he has made. And it's like,
all right, all right, you can't get some curtains, throw
it up over the hole. It'll be fine. God's damn it. Okay,
(44:34):
what room.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Is? Yeah? Uh, you're you teleported yourself like basically at
a sidewalk. So like there's the wall, there's a like
a walking area, and then there's a couple of offices. Okay,
so yeah, you tell you basically were teleporting yourself onto
a sidewalk in front of Jess's office.
Speaker 12 (44:56):
Okay, Well, Randel goes around and goes in the building.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
All right, oh hey, hey, Randall, what what's up? Bud?
Speaker 12 (45:10):
Hey, God, I just woke up and.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Stroll over yourself.
Speaker 12 (45:19):
It is a long, stupid story. Okay, yeah, you're probably
gonna want to put put some curtains up over the
new window. Anyway, could you give me the water deep
real quick? I hate to ask you. I know you're busy.
There's a lot going on the cruising water Deep. I
(45:39):
can get a ride back. I kind of got lost
in like this is Randall's making this up. I got
lost in multiple instances of the bathroom at the Airbnb.
So like, yeah, if you could just give me the
water deep real quick, I'll be out of your hair.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Of course, of course I'll got you. So he he
you know, moves his hands and you see the sparks.
He creates a portal. He's like, yeah, dude, just just
go right through there, you'll be uh, he'll be there.
That that'll get you right in. That'll actually get you
through the portal at the Yawning portal.
Speaker 12 (46:19):
So, oh, thank you, perfect, I'll pick you up a
gift while i'm there. I really appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh thanks, Bud. Thanks.
Speaker 12 (46:26):
Randall goes through.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Just like.
Speaker 12 (46:32):
It's a new window. Just tell him it's a new window.
That's all I gotta do.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Make me a uh, make a perception check as you
walk through the as you go through the portal.
Speaker 12 (46:50):
Great, let's uh, let's see me roll a one on
this one. Roll eight that's not a one.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
That's fine, so you can Plus you can hear you
can hear that Jayce said something when you said you're
going to pick him up a gift, but you couldn't
pick up what it was, and you find yourself shoved
out of the Yawning portal. Kay, which is like it's
(47:22):
like it's it's like the quintessential adventurers like bar It's
super busy there's always fights happening. Typically there's like monsters
and ship that will come out of the Yawning portal
that the adventurers try to fight, and everybody kind of
looks at you, looks at your jaunty hat and that
(47:44):
you're like well mannered and wearing clothes, but they all
look like they're ready for a fight.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
That is such a low bar well mannered and wearing clothes.
Speaker 12 (47:56):
Sorry, rancho gentlemen, and hits for the door.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
All right, Yeah, so you're you're going through the bar
and you kinda got to like duck and squeeze yourway
past people because you know there's various weight staff and
people creatures of all different shapes and sizes.
Speaker 12 (48:26):
Rangel stops. Rangel stops the server as he's going and
just answer answers several gold coins and goes next, rounds
on me whoa, and keeps going.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
You really got to teach him the value of a dollar.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
We just spend twenty nine dollars on boots who said,
I'm sorry, gold who's not talking just now, Nina Simon,
that's very that was above table.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
But yeah, you're right, I really shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 6 (49:05):
I was making a joke about.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Astrod Is connecting with some of her jazzy alots.
Speaker 12 (49:13):
Asterid's getting into renew darker powers.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
When you become a grave cleric this late in the campaign,
you start smoking.
Speaker 12 (49:20):
Yeah, long black.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
That's the emo inherent and all of them, right, I
mean yeah, if you need to bum some I got you.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I tend to go for clove cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Band you think doesn't have a little bit of everything?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 12 (49:41):
Once for Rangel's out of the bar. He starts looking
around and it's like, Okay, I'm gonna look see have
a spot anybody or a disaster. I texted him.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and text him like after after,
like waiting for him for thirty minutes. Did you make
it to waterdepoque? We're currently an insert store name here.
I don't remember the name of it.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
Oh awesome, Yeah, just got here. Jase helped me through
bad bar to teleport too.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
Hellol, wait, I'm on the Chaine too.
Speaker 12 (50:20):
Rangel trust to text an emoji back and it's just
like the poop emoji.
Speaker 6 (50:25):
Just sorry.
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