September 8, 2025 • 46 mins
The whole team makes it to waterdeep, and we know what that means...SHOPPING!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three Pop.
(00:27):
I am your host kick Acidron, and you them tied
the strings to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Of the bar.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He starts looking around and it's like, Okay, I'm gonna
look see you have a spot anybody or a disaster.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I text him, Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and text
him like after like waiting for him for thirty minutes.
Did you make it water deep?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Ouquet?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We're currently an insert store name here. I don't remember
the name of it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh awesome, Yeah, just got here. Jase helped me through
uh bad bar to teleport too.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
L O L.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Wait, I'm on the chain to.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Rangel trues to text an emoji back and it's just
like the poop emoji. He just sorry, shouts not in
the group chats, Oh that's.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Right, you don't have a phone yet. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
They get him a tablet, get it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, dude, come to the casino.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Stop by the Golden Apple later.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So, as Randall's leaving, were you gonna start looking for
anything in particular, Randall, or.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Just just gonna meet up with everybody first and figure
out what's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Okay, so as you text them Asterroid and Deliverance, are
that weird? Bottles? Potions and elixirs and umbers?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
At a casino which shall remain named? Or do we
have a name for it?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
We name it?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
I don't think the underground inherently if it had a name,
six casino.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Insert insert name here, if we named it last time.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yes, the word after word change bank written down. Even
if that's not the name, it sounds like a good name.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, change Change.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Canonically it's a change bank. Okay, yeah, it.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Does sound like if a run with this casino probably
also is so.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Sure, probably is numbers at Change Bank. And then he
said a multiple hookers casino.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Just I don't know he's talking about hook It's like Cooks.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
It's run by hook horrors.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You know, I was imagining something like a place like
a Hooters.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
It's just a bunch of owl Hooters Hooters.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's tagline.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
No, we swear they came for the wings.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No it's just owl bears wearing the tiny shorts and
the T shirts.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
That's it, no edits, no notes, no notes.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, this is my favorite casino.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I just it's a shape shifter. It's okay.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So you go to the casino, the potion place. Yeah,
and Randall's going for the potion.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah. When he sees uh umbers at a casino, he
just text back, of course he is and goes to
the to the potion. Jope, no offense, it's just.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
For shall I don't think we have another tablet.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
I feel like we got the one back from we.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
We have a once bear from somebody who loved us.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I got the one the dead rabbit on you got oh.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So we have Alloyd's okay, so.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
We can hand that one. We can red con hand
that went off to.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Well already ran off, so I don't Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
And the tablets require some kind of like fingerprints to
so I don't know if even operate that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We can buy him a stylist or he can get another.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Dude you need, I can find you a finger I'm
here in the casino. Don't get gross.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
You'll probably.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
To the post casino somebody is gonna bet one of
their fingers eventually.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Be man, you're so right, what would you accept one
of mine?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Yeah, absolutely, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'd be honest.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
It's so the casino is called the Golden Horn.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Sure, okay, was that right? Just acknowledging that you said that?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yep? So the Golden Horn. So you go into the
Golden Horn with your five hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Gold wait, who goes Inkay? Okay you want to?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So you go into the casino floor and you see
a bunch of different like tables and things set up.
You see some people in a corner looks like they
might be rolling dice. There is a fight club like visibly.
(06:29):
Well it's just it's like it's it's like like like
looks looks like it might be something similar to like
a boxing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Len Okay, so like it's something you I can take
bets on it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Okay, you can take bets on like yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Kind of spoiled for choice here. You know what I
think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
I want to play some bets on this spike.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, you know what, I might learn a move or
two while watching these dudes beat the ship out of
each other.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But who are the fighters.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
All right, So there's there's a you see a dwarf
and actually a halfling, but the halfling is jacked.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
I was gonna say an organ a coffee.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Okay, it's a and the coughing baby is infested with
the one thing that kills orgs instantly.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, what.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 11 (07:39):
What were names?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
The actual ones?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Oh, there's like just gambling tables. There's some looks like
people are throwing.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh no, I didn't mean like, uh, who's going out?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can happen?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Who's going up next? In the fighting ring?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
So you see on deck there's a there's a jacked
halfling and like a fairly average looking dwarf. Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I mean I'm gonna bet on the jack's half the
jack probably, you know what. No, I want to see it.
I want to see this, all right, twenty on the
half lin.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
When you when you go to when you go to
look at the names, the dwarf's name is, the dwarf's
name is Physics strong Brew, Physics strong Brew, and the
halfling's name mule Scar. The halfling's name is just nibs. Oh,
(08:35):
single name.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't make it so easy. I'm going nibs every time.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
You're going nibs.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, all right, throw twenty on nibs.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Twenty on nibs.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
He's named after pin tips. Yeah, that's true. I want
to know what a halfling did to get jacked?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Worked out the line.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Okay, so i'mber's gonna books twenty on nibs and kind
of just sit back and all right.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Now the question is a jacked halfling you can pick
up like what a cinder block, break it over his head?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
No, that flings are that flings? Can you know? They're
also they're also strappy.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I just picture him like ripping phone books in half.
And I can't wait till we find a party of
jack halflings again jacklings?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
All right, so eighty So yeah, Nibs wins, uh pretty
pretty decidedly. You can tell you can't you get the
uh gist of the rules of the fight, or that
(10:05):
there aren't really many rules. You just can't go for
the eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
No, don't talk about it.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
So Nips just kind of goes for the knees real quick,
sneaks underneath, sneaks under.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
He just throws a punch straight forward. He goes for these.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hey, man, use your advantages you.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Know this is against a dwarf. I mean it's not.
It's all different height difference.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
To my either, I know, not that different.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's not like it's a halfling versus a goliath.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Yeah, it's a it's like abuff halfling, like the size
of a dwarf.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
A little bit smaller, damn little smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Questions of our time?
Speaker 9 (10:49):
All right, I can't wait for the fight between the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And the Yeah, yeah, that's coming up.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
You gotta be here for that out.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It's just one guy haimed. One hundred dudes.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
We'll get this is the most slid party mentally and physically.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
All right, So what I went this is you win
twenty gold. Oh, you win twenty gold.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
When you're twenty gold neck.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
No, no, well you get okay, you get you get.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Double twenty right, oh double your bed.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I didn't know what the odds were double yeah, okay, Yeah,
it's not bad at all.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Five hundred and twenty on the half link.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Up next, nibs versus a war elephant.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
All right for the knees, yeah, not in the eyes,
but the toes.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
All right. So you do see, uh, you do see
a couple of tables. One is one is labeled dice Poker,
Dice poker, dice poker, dice poker poker.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Sorry, I read that wrong. I think it looks like
dice poker.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Umber way of hearing that, Yeah, my bad roots down.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Alright.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I thought like maybe that was like the DJ's name,
DJ Dice Foker. All right, okay, oh dice poker.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh yeah, one of my one of my favorites.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Alright, So dice poker. Every load. Everybody rolls five E
six everybody, me too, everybody, everybody playing.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Everybody playing poker, all right, yeah, number will saunter on
over there, and you're like, oh, dice, dice poke okay, okay,
uh cool, I'm in regardless puts anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The ice was a nine inch nail song, all.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Right, So everybody rolls five D six.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
And you're so ready to fuck that dice, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Lumber doesn't know how it loaded, dice.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Oh, dear Christ, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
So so so you you roll so so you roll
five dice, you keep the ones that you want, and
then you you keep the ones you want dice. It
kind of kind of it's it's kind of like the
it's it's kind of like hold them do you roll
(14:01):
five dice? You keep keep the ones that you want,
and then you roll the rest again, and whoever's got
the highest wins.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh, just like the highest total. That's it?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Okay highest?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
All right? Uh I has roll a four and to three.
You're gonna keep the four for now?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Wait is the total? Like the total is going to
be two dice? Like mass it could be twelve?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Uh nope no, so like the max it could be
would be sixty if you're well thirty sorry, oh okay,
thirty if you rolled all sixes.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, so number of rolled seven.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Six?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So what is that? U? Thirteen? And then one more
six nineteen?
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Umber you win the de'ler got seven.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Wow, that was thrilling.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
See when.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Next words out of his mouth, I feel lucky and
lose all Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But I do feel lucky, So I am going to
go again.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Uh okay, okay, okay, that's an eleven right off the bat.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Hey you want to you want to play more dice pokers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
One more time? Just one more time.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I think he's playing more dice poker one.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
That's an eleven plus eight, So that's in nineteen. Already
I'm already doing better than last time or equal, well better.
You can't roll a zero, that's a twenty one. That's
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's gotta be good.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Oh uh, dealer got total of fourteen oh not fourteen?
Twenty four?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Wait twenty four.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
That's that's very different.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
How much did you bet all of them?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
No? I bet, I kind of just like.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
No, I was gonna say, just let it ride, like,
let what was on the table stay there.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
So whatever that was, Okay, he lost twenty.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Gold, Okay, yeah, yeah, I guess yeah, well shit, h okay,
I don't want to play this anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, I don't like this now.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm gonna kinda look around.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Man, Losing feels bad, doesn't.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Its voices coming from.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
You're imagining what your friends are saying.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
It's your familial connection.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Shell is gonna be embarrassed, Asteroid's probably like, no, like,
you know, it's.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Not bad for what you did. And then Deliverance is
gonna come in and be like, let's leave. Fucking Rangel
is gonna walk in here all dope and be.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Like, what's going on here?
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Fucking Forte is just gonna kind of sit in the
corner and like talk to his god or some ship.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So I'm just gonna, yeah, you know what, Rangel's walk
into the poaching place. What I haven't urged to punch
on what's going on?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
I'm raised going to uh so since he's been getting
messages on the on the tablet uh, I think I'm
gonna duck out of the casino and and try.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And it seems like Rangel is gonna meet up with others,
right or with the others. Yep, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I guess I've spent enough time to be right. Yeah,
I haven't seen him in a minute. I haven't seen
the others.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I'm gonna go kind of walk toward though. I didn't
lose any money, so.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
All right, and then you got twenty goals.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think, thanks you.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
You won forty goals in the fight.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Yeah, man, So yeah, I got some pretty going around money,
some shopping money, as you guys are going.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
So yeah, I'm gonna go meet up and shop.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Okay, So you head to the potion shop and we're
just gonna go right into the potion shop, Asterid and Deliverance.
You're in the potion.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Shop, Okay, I have a couple of things.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
Oh, no good, I thought you integration back did no good?
Speaker 10 (18:53):
Do you words?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
I just have a couple of things on the people more.
I feel like it really helpless in the field. So
that's all I'm.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Not really, I mean, I'm I'm I'm good with what
we've what I've got right now.
Speaker 15 (19:05):
And I look at my sick new kicks and there there.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
They are pretty dope. I'm here for you. I can
carry bags if you need me to carry bags.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
That's sweet. I look around for the both.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Carrier, behind the behind the table, you see like an
old elf woman, like old for an elf?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Mm hm, oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I really like you're gonna say old for a woman?
Speaker 15 (19:47):
Yes, because women can't be older than thirty, right, yeah,
I mean then we need to teariate.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Hey, that's Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Maybe it's sad because it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
I wander up to my graciously aging elder. Hello, good
morning or afternoon. I don't know what about here?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
How are you today?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (20:17):
What pretty you here today?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
I have too, I have a potion.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
And oil and I'm wondering if you can help me
find or if you have anything gainst talk.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Oh of course we have we have many many potions.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
I'm hoping since it's a big city.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Hey, what were you What kind of potion were you
looking for?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
So I'm looking for an oil of etherealness.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
And a potion of speed.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I think those could really help us in our upcoming endevors.
Guide littleness, that's something you'd have.
Speaker 16 (20:54):
On the end.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Oil of etherealness.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah, here, let me to describe this is it's the.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
One that helps you kind of see into the.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Ethereal Oh yes, yes, of course.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Yeah, that's that's what's it's it's a high level spell
that I can't really access myself yet, and I don't
know if i'd be able to actually access it at all.
Speaker 14 (21:24):
We would find specialties, Yeah, we might have one of those.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh yes, yes, of.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Course, Just so those those are what I really like.
But if you have anything else fun or interesting of
your own.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Concoction that you think I would decided.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We have one. I do have this one potion of
Dragon's Majesty. This is the art of creating.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
This is actually.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Been lost. This potion was created by my great grandmother
before she died.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Oh my goodness, the wow.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yes, so there hasn't been one of these made.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
A very long time, and.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I sell it to us.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Yeah, you'd be going to depart.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
For the right price.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
My dear, my name is Distrust.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
It's good to meet you.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
I'm not I was hoping you would have forgotten. I
was hoping forgotten that I remembered.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Soul.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Would I know what this potion is? Is it something
that's like no like as mythically clendra?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Pleasure is mine? The pleasure is all mine.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Its cylinder. Good to meet you.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Would I know about this motion where the spell.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Back make an arcana checked.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Because that is a twenty one twenty one?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Uh yeah, so you know that. So you take a
look at the at the potion and you can see
in it a single scale of a gold dragon suspended,
(24:07):
and you know that when you drink it, you turn
into an adult dragon the same kind as the scale
last for one hour because you roll pretty well. Oh
my god, yeah, so you turn into a dragon.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Astard's eyes go wide and turned to deliverance.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
This is one of the.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Most powerful versions I've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I didn't think i'd ever see it.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
I'm kind of lost here. I guess I don't know
what we're talking about. Can I and I turned the lady,
can can you describe exactly what it does? I mean,
if it's so special, why even consider selling it to us?
Speaker 12 (24:56):
Well, you would ask for anything unique or special. This
is the most special, ununique item that.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
We have here, that's true. Yep, deliver this.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
I mean we do have we get the boil of
ethereal of us that it's it's a lot more common
than this particular potion. But yeah, so this this potion,
since you're asking, Ah, if you look inside here, you
can see you see that golden scale.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Yes, So.
Speaker 12 (25:34):
With these potions, you whatever scale you get from the
dragon a dragon, spill to that you turn into that
dragon for whatever turn into it's a bully.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Dragon.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Now it can become a dragons I give the knowing
mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
We could potentially use this in the event. Okay, yeah,
and I understand exactly what she's trying to put down.
I wow, that that must be.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Do I dare ask the price?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
That's my question.
Speaker 12 (26:17):
I couldn't part with this for less than thirty thousand pool.
This is the least one that my frank grandmother waned
before I was this This has been in the family
since before I was born, and I've this celebrated my
welve and on earth Worthday.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Congratulations, congratulations, oh way, and how much is.
Speaker 12 (26:46):
The oil experience the oil of ethereal? This is.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
Geous, that's.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Much more doable.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I would be spending you with whatever you just spend you.
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Think it's more then it's something.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
It's something you can always come back to, especially if
it's you know, necessary. And I also give her a
knowing work.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
This is quite beautifully made. Would you be going to
a little.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Bit for others for like twenty four hours? Gets my
friend's party?
Speaker 16 (27:35):
Trust me, this.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
This has been there for over eleven hundred years. I
felt somebody is going to imminent buy it. But we
do have a know all the thing makes sense. What
if one can bring you a scale from the dragon
a change? Would you be able to crack something?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
She said it was it wasn't possible. It is the
last one ever made.
Speaker 12 (28:02):
And sorry, well to know if it's the last one
ever made, but it's certainly the last one made in
my family forever.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
And we've lost the okay, I didn't know if it
was an ingredient issue.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
All right, No, there there have been dragons that have
been slain since this is if it was just a scale, but.
Speaker 10 (28:30):
It would be fine.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
But oh, as it is like fire. She wants to
do this, she wants to have it.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
That is so much.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
I don't hear whisperings in my head of it, all
of our friends saying, treat yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh words not indeed, I can't. I can't seem to
hear them. What are they? Why are they saying specifically
to you? Let's talk about it. I say, we talk
about it and come back to it. It'll be here,
all right.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
So she takes it down off of the counter, puts
it into the display, and you get this aura sense
of a very high level of protection magic on that display.
(29:28):
And as you look take a closer look at the
potions in there, they are all extremely rare oceans. If
you've rolled another art coon of check, you might be
able to find, like, yes, please, might notice a couple
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of them.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah, I mean, I'm terrible at our conchects, but i'd
let's try.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh eighteen for me?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Okay, And so with your you notice a potion of
mind control monster, which gives you the ability to dominate
a monster. It's got This one has like a little
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bit of a it's got a couple of gems in it,
and yeah it's and it's sort of like a bluish tint.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
The only one we could really decipher is the potion
of mind control.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Uh so you see the So that's that's the one.
That's a big one. You notice, and then you also
notice the potion of you notice a potion of invisibility
as well.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Even just from the state of craftsmanship games beautiful. I
think if it's maybe we shoot, I would get I
think I need to get.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
Some of the ethereal makes sense.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
And your your shoes make you fast, right, but make
you make you fat? Umber shoes make you fast?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Right?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Should the guns?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
I think?
Speaker 9 (31:31):
So I got, I got the speak.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, maybe we should all get an emergency healing potion. Man, right,
you won't minor healing.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, you should probably get some. Just get to have
one on chip because I drop. That's so we should probably.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Get It'd probably be a good idea.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I was thinking that probably six healing potions.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
And if minor we don't want to spend, well, sho
I keep you know, I keep trying to spend we
don't say, I keep trying to say, we don't want
to spend too much money, But then I remember I
just spent the total sum of thirty.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
On shoes.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
That's so maybe we.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Should get if you haven't stock six greater yelling emotions.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
And that.
Speaker 14 (32:30):
We look ethereals. I think maybe if you have two doses,
I think those would.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Be that could be.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
I mean I would go for everybody that they don't
off bo. Yeah, I just worry about.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Just two is fine?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I mean, because I'll iv Umbra is the right kind
of rogue.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
He could.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
He's probably faster than me.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
That's true, because then if there's the reason I bring
it up, this is the last time we had to
get into glad.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
You know that other person's brain.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
It's the automni the play.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
So I don't want to supplit it's what I'm worried about,
the splitting us. But it's fair enough that man, how
many notices that we should be able to nap?
Speaker 12 (33:26):
So the of the portion of etherealist is what you're asking? Well,
mm hmm, so the I only have one left in
the stock right now, and I don't have the ingredients
for another a couple of weeks anymore. Unfortunately, did you
also say I needed potions of feeling of greater healing,
(33:48):
and I'm sorry in my ears if.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
You have greater healing not what they used to be.
If you have greater healing, that that would be to
ask whatever you have six of right?
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Yes, you know I can get you have portions of
greater healing right now? Those are those are one hundred dollars.
And then we have I think that you have four
of those BLUs, two regular portions of feeling for fifty
dollars each, the total of.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Five hundred goal BLUs.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
The two thousand for your oil of ethereal.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Oh, hang on, I thought you said two thousand when
you start, I said, jokingly, But.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, you said she did, No she did? You said
a thousand.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
That's see.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Also, which would you would you like?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
I have?
Speaker 12 (34:39):
I do have one more portion of superior healing for
five hundred tools if you're interested.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
How big are the bottles comparatively.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Greedy?
Speaker 12 (34:52):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
So, the they go from like like it's a small
medium large like bottles. So the regular portion of healing
is like a little it almost looks like a five
hour energy. I love that like. And then the the
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greater healing is about the size of like one of
those glass coke bottles, and the superior healing is like
a twenty ounce basically a leader. There we go, not
not quite not a leader.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
You have to like.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
We should.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Yeah, I think we should get.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
The etheroryists four greater too regular. I mean, I might
as well get the superior.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
At this point, I don't know how much are we
up to? What's our what's our total up to?
Speaker 16 (35:52):
Okay, so with.
Speaker 12 (35:56):
The boiler the theoryal lists for two thousand us or
greater heeling motion or four hundred there one hundred each.
It's a total of four hundred two regular quotions of
feeling at the that's one hundred. So it's one hundred
plus four hundred is five hundred plus fo thousand. It's
(36:16):
a thousand, five hundred old.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Right now, I'd say it's worth it to get to
the five hundred sperior. I mean, here's the thing I.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Can I can be.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I can be the one of folds.
Speaker 12 (36:26):
If if you're worried about consuming me, ah, I mean
these our magic potion, so they all consume at the
same rate as far as if you're looking to drag
a motion in the middle of the.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Absolutely I'm I'm worried more about the fact that, uh,
I see I keep going back to to cash. But
then you know, also are also or what you're gonna do?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
I think just because.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
If I would too, I'm the only one that can
heal you all. So I can just drop. I mean
I can, I can kill myself.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
So I say we grab the superior, throw it at somebody,
and you know, I say we grab a spear a half,
so it'd be three grade for all of this.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
And then I think, Okay, I think that's sounds good.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
I can take just one of the.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Little little solid plans kill myself.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
You can disperse the the I don't know who's the squishiest.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Arguably I think I'm the squishiest because I'm on a
scale of one to two.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
I think, oh god, oh my god. Yeah, you're getting Superior.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Fifty five fifty five, which is wild because Umbra has
like eighty. I'm like, where did I roll wrong? Oh yeah,
good point my cons garba.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Also, it's way more than Asian, well not way.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Just just so you guys, do you remember if your
con modifier goes up, even if it's at a higher level,
you get to increase your health for each level that
you've already hit.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I mean you might.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, I was gonna say so if you.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
If you like, if you hit level eight and your
con modifier goes up, then you would I might add
another eleven, you add another eight instead of just the one.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Going yeah, you might be able to have like ten
or eighteen more hit voice.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
You're probably right, but until that, but my dexterities is
like a solid twenty though, So.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, we'll take We'll take card that these.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I just.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
We'll take all of these you have, including the theory
which deliverance before we running everybody else. I would like
to keep that betweens just case take.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Care of some.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Right mind.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
That's okay, superior both imperials.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Oh you guys. Of course, As you guys are kind
of finishing your deal, I'm gonna head back out to
the street where Umbra and Randall seem to be both
heading toward h toward the shop, and you guys, not
(39:33):
literally but figuratively, run into each other.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Rangel's like, oh hey, still shopping.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Umber and Randall outside of the shop. Sorry, is a.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Gembro there?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Okay? Cool?
Speaker 9 (39:57):
That's how you go up and greet him? Hey is
number there?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Man? Hi?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
How you doing? Man?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Good?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Good? Good?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
All right, good good great.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Busted a hole in a wall, had to bribe my
way out of out of a potential bar fight.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So real good.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yeah, so Darien here I take it.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I think this is where they told me they were going.
So there's somewhere else I don't know about it.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah, okay, we should probably see them and I should
probably stop thinking about.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah no, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
What could have been?
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, yeah so here.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, we'll figure it out later. Yeah, hey, did how
did you guys get here? By the way, did you
like walk or like teleport? How'd you guys get to
water deep?
Speaker 7 (40:58):
You know, that's a question I don't remember the answer to.
Oh you know you Yeah, we washed, but it was
through this really weird. I had a shape shift.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
At least once, not more. Uh yeah, it was a
whole thing. But we walked. It wasn't too bad.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Okay. I went to get Jason to teleport me, and
they weren't going to let me on campus without paperwork.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's new.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Definitely. There were like these really light skinned elves at
the gate. We we should I swear our herd challenge
that was so weird. We should we should head in
and till everybody yea, yeah, yeah, okay, So we walk in,
walk in, and their heads are together being all conspiratorial taking.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yeah, they're they're trying to figure out all the logistics
of the potions that they just we're looking at make
a perception check Randrill okay, specific ten ten? All right.
(42:21):
So yeah, you notice that you're now in a potion okay,
And there's a lot of them around, a bunch of
different things that you might be interested in.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, Randel's thinking, man, have they made a vending machine
of these things?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh, it's like a machine that would just give you
food when you ask for it.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
You put like, I don't know, a couple of coppers in,
you get like a field brash or a potion or something.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
They shouldn't have that, but for like black copper and
dark bears.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Interest.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Ranchel makes a note we're going into business at some point,
makes a note to not go into business with a
great still this idea for your side.
Speaker 17 (43:15):
Ranchel walks up, Hi, hey man, Oh not me, but
hey guys, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Don't mean to interrupt. Teleported here from college, They they
were not going to let me in to the campus.
Oh uh, they wanted paperwork to let me in. So
I teleported to Jason's office. Don't ask about the new window,
and he teleported me here. So something's gotten weird back
(43:55):
at school. And it's like really bright skinned dwarf elves.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
That's a little different too, because we ran in two
works on the way from security as well, because they're
pulling in ass.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Like, here's a question, d M. Would I know what
kind of elves those were? If I thought about it
for a second.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Uh, you were not with the party at the time.
Mm hmm. But you know what make a make a
history check? All right?
Speaker 12 (44:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Six Just elves, Just elves, definitely elves.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
You know this is what comes of sitting in your
room and reading uh cozy fiction all day is you
start screwing up all your roles cozy so you forget
everything you learned.
Speaker 7 (45:02):
Yeah.
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Of the bar.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He starts looking around and it's like, Okay, I'm gonna
look see you have a spot anybody or a disaster.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I text him, Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and text
him like after like waiting for him for thirty minutes.
Did you make it water deep?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Ouquet?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We're currently an insert store name here. I don't remember
the name of it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh awesome, Yeah, just got here. Jase helped me through
uh bad bar to teleport too.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
L O L.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Wait, I'm on the chain to.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Rangel trues to text an emoji back and it's just
like the poop emoji. He just sorry, shouts not in
the group chats, Oh that's.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Right, you don't have a phone yet. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
They get him a tablet, get it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, dude, come to the casino.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Stop by the Golden Apple later.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So, as Randall's leaving, were you gonna start looking for
anything in particular, Randall, or.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Just just gonna meet up with everybody first and figure
out what's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Okay, so as you text them Asterroid and Deliverance, are
that weird? Bottles? Potions and elixirs and umbers?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
At a casino which shall remain named? Or do we
have a name for it?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
We name it?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
I don't think the underground inherently if it had a name,
six casino.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Insert insert name here, if we named it last time.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yes, the word after word change bank written down. Even
if that's not the name, it sounds like a good name.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, change Change.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Canonically it's a change bank. Okay, yeah, it.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Does sound like if a run with this casino probably
also is so.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Sure, probably is numbers at Change Bank. And then he
said a multiple hookers casino.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Just I don't know he's talking about hook It's like Cooks.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
It's run by hook horrors.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You know, I was imagining something like a place like
a Hooters.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
It's just a bunch of owl Hooters Hooters.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's tagline.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
No, we swear they came for the wings.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No it's just owl bears wearing the tiny shorts and
the T shirts.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
That's it, no edits, no notes, no notes.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, this is my favorite casino.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I just it's a shape shifter. It's okay.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So you go to the casino, the potion place. Yeah,
and Randall's going for the potion.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah. When he sees uh umbers at a casino, he
just text back, of course he is and goes to
the to the potion. Jope, no offense, it's just.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
For shall I don't think we have another tablet.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
I feel like we got the one back from we.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
We have a once bear from somebody who loved us.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I got the one the dead rabbit on you got oh.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So we have Alloyd's okay, so.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
We can hand that one. We can red con hand
that went off to.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Well already ran off, so I don't Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
And the tablets require some kind of like fingerprints to
so I don't know if even operate that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We can buy him a stylist or he can get another.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Dude you need, I can find you a finger I'm
here in the casino. Don't get gross.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
You'll probably.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
To the post casino somebody is gonna bet one of
their fingers eventually.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Be man, you're so right, what would you accept one
of mine?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Yeah, absolutely, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'd be honest.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
It's so the casino is called the Golden Horn.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Sure, okay, was that right? Just acknowledging that you said that?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yep? So the Golden Horn. So you go into the
Golden Horn with your five hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Gold wait, who goes Inkay? Okay you want to?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So you go into the casino floor and you see
a bunch of different like tables and things set up.
You see some people in a corner looks like they
might be rolling dice. There is a fight club like visibly.
(06:29):
Well it's just it's like it's it's like like like
looks looks like it might be something similar to like
a boxing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Len Okay, so like it's something you I can take
bets on it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Okay, you can take bets on like yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Kind of spoiled for choice here. You know what I
think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
I want to play some bets on this spike.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, you know what, I might learn a move or
two while watching these dudes beat the ship out of
each other.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But who are the fighters.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
All right, So there's there's a you see a dwarf
and actually a halfling, but the halfling is jacked.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
I was gonna say an organ a coffee.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Okay, it's a and the coughing baby is infested with
the one thing that kills orgs instantly.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, what.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 11 (07:39):
What were names?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
The actual ones?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Oh, there's like just gambling tables. There's some looks like
people are throwing.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh no, I didn't mean like, uh, who's going out?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can happen?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Who's going up next? In the fighting ring?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
So you see on deck there's a there's a jacked
halfling and like a fairly average looking dwarf. Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I mean I'm gonna bet on the jack's half the
jack probably, you know what. No, I want to see it.
I want to see this, all right, twenty on the
half lin.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
When you when you go to when you go to
look at the names, the dwarf's name is, the dwarf's
name is Physics strong Brew, Physics strong Brew, and the
halfling's name mule Scar. The halfling's name is just nibs. Oh,
(08:35):
single name.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't make it so easy. I'm going nibs every time.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
You're going nibs.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, all right, throw twenty on nibs.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Twenty on nibs.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
He's named after pin tips. Yeah, that's true. I want
to know what a halfling did to get jacked?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Worked out the line.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Okay, so i'mber's gonna books twenty on nibs and kind
of just sit back and all right.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Now the question is a jacked halfling you can pick
up like what a cinder block, break it over his head?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
No, that flings are that flings? Can you know? They're
also they're also strappy.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I just picture him like ripping phone books in half.
And I can't wait till we find a party of
jack halflings again jacklings?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
All right, so eighty So yeah, Nibs wins, uh pretty
pretty decidedly. You can tell you can't you get the
uh gist of the rules of the fight, or that
(10:05):
there aren't really many rules. You just can't go for
the eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
No, don't talk about it.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
So Nips just kind of goes for the knees real quick,
sneaks underneath, sneaks under.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
He just throws a punch straight forward. He goes for these.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hey, man, use your advantages you.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Know this is against a dwarf. I mean it's not.
It's all different height difference.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
To my either, I know, not that different.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's not like it's a halfling versus a goliath.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Yeah, it's a it's like abuff halfling, like the size
of a dwarf.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
A little bit smaller, damn little smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Questions of our time?
Speaker 9 (10:49):
All right, I can't wait for the fight between the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And the Yeah, yeah, that's coming up.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
You gotta be here for that out.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It's just one guy haimed. One hundred dudes.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
We'll get this is the most slid party mentally and physically.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
All right, So what I went this is you win
twenty gold. Oh, you win twenty gold.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
When you're twenty gold neck.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
No, no, well you get okay, you get you get.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Double twenty right, oh double your bed.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I didn't know what the odds were double yeah, okay, Yeah,
it's not bad at all.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Five hundred and twenty on the half link.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Up next, nibs versus a war elephant.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
All right for the knees, yeah, not in the eyes,
but the toes.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
All right. So you do see, uh, you do see
a couple of tables. One is one is labeled dice Poker,
Dice poker, dice poker, dice poker poker.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Sorry, I read that wrong. I think it looks like
dice poker.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Umber way of hearing that, Yeah, my bad roots down.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Alright.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I thought like maybe that was like the DJ's name,
DJ Dice Foker. All right, okay, oh dice poker.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh yeah, one of my one of my favorites.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Alright, So dice poker. Every load. Everybody rolls five E
six everybody, me too, everybody, everybody playing.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Everybody playing poker, all right, yeah, number will saunter on
over there, and you're like, oh, dice, dice poke okay, okay,
uh cool, I'm in regardless puts anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The ice was a nine inch nail song, all.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Right, So everybody rolls five D six.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
And you're so ready to fuck that dice, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Lumber doesn't know how it loaded, dice.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Oh, dear Christ, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
So so so you you roll so so you roll
five dice, you keep the ones that you want, and
then you you keep the ones you want dice. It
kind of kind of it's it's kind of like the
it's it's kind of like hold them do you roll
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five dice? You keep keep the ones that you want,
and then you roll the rest again, and whoever's got
the highest wins.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh, just like the highest total. That's it?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Okay highest?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
All right? Uh I has roll a four and to three.
You're gonna keep the four for now?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Wait is the total? Like the total is going to
be two dice? Like mass it could be twelve?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Uh nope no, so like the max it could be
would be sixty if you're well thirty sorry, oh okay,
thirty if you rolled all sixes.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, so number of rolled seven.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Six?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So what is that? U? Thirteen? And then one more
six nineteen?
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Umber you win the de'ler got seven.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Wow, that was thrilling.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
See when.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Next words out of his mouth, I feel lucky and
lose all Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But I do feel lucky, So I am going to
go again.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Uh okay, okay, okay, that's an eleven right off the bat.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Hey you want to you want to play more dice pokers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
One more time? Just one more time.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I think he's playing more dice poker one.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
That's an eleven plus eight, So that's in nineteen. Already
I'm already doing better than last time or equal, well better.
You can't roll a zero, that's a twenty one. That's
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's gotta be good.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Oh uh, dealer got total of fourteen oh not fourteen?
Twenty four?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Wait twenty four.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
That's that's very different.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
How much did you bet all of them?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
No? I bet, I kind of just like.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
No, I was gonna say, just let it ride, like,
let what was on the table stay there.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
So whatever that was, Okay, he lost twenty.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Gold, Okay, yeah, yeah, I guess yeah, well shit, h okay,
I don't want to play this anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, I don't like this now.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm gonna kinda look around.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Man, Losing feels bad, doesn't.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Its voices coming from.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
You're imagining what your friends are saying.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
It's your familial connection.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Shell is gonna be embarrassed, Asteroid's probably like, no, like,
you know, it's.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Not bad for what you did. And then Deliverance is
gonna come in and be like, let's leave. Fucking Rangel
is gonna walk in here all dope and be.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Like, what's going on here?
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Fucking Forte is just gonna kind of sit in the
corner and like talk to his god or some ship.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So I'm just gonna, yeah, you know what, Rangel's walk
into the poaching place. What I haven't urged to punch
on what's going on?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
I'm raised going to uh so since he's been getting
messages on the on the tablet uh, I think I'm
gonna duck out of the casino and and try.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And it seems like Rangel is gonna meet up with others,
right or with the others. Yep, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I guess I've spent enough time to be right. Yeah,
I haven't seen him in a minute. I haven't seen
the others.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I'm gonna go kind of walk toward though. I didn't
lose any money, so.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
All right, and then you got twenty goals.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think, thanks you.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
You won forty goals in the fight.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Yeah, man, So yeah, I got some pretty going around money,
some shopping money, as you guys are going.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
So yeah, I'm gonna go meet up and shop.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Okay, So you head to the potion shop and we're
just gonna go right into the potion shop, Asterid and Deliverance.
You're in the potion.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Shop, Okay, I have a couple of things.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
Oh, no good, I thought you integration back did no good?
Speaker 10 (18:53):
Do you words?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
I just have a couple of things on the people more.
I feel like it really helpless in the field. So
that's all I'm.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Not really, I mean, I'm I'm I'm good with what
we've what I've got right now.
Speaker 15 (19:05):
And I look at my sick new kicks and there there.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
They are pretty dope. I'm here for you. I can
carry bags if you need me to carry bags.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
That's sweet. I look around for the both.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Carrier, behind the behind the table, you see like an
old elf woman, like old for an elf?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Mm hm, oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I really like you're gonna say old for a woman?
Speaker 15 (19:47):
Yes, because women can't be older than thirty, right, yeah,
I mean then we need to teariate.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Hey, that's Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Maybe it's sad because it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
I wander up to my graciously aging elder. Hello, good
morning or afternoon. I don't know what about here?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
How are you today?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (20:17):
What pretty you here today?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
I have too, I have a potion.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
And oil and I'm wondering if you can help me
find or if you have anything gainst talk.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Oh of course we have we have many many potions.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
I'm hoping since it's a big city.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Hey, what were you What kind of potion were you
looking for?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
So I'm looking for an oil of etherealness.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
And a potion of speed.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I think those could really help us in our upcoming endevors.
Guide littleness, that's something you'd have.
Speaker 16 (20:54):
On the end.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Oil of etherealness.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah, here, let me to describe this is it's the.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
One that helps you kind of see into the.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Ethereal Oh yes, yes, of course.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Yeah, that's that's what's it's it's a high level spell
that I can't really access myself yet, and I don't
know if i'd be able to actually access it at all.
Speaker 14 (21:24):
We would find specialties, Yeah, we might have one of those.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh yes, yes, of.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Course, Just so those those are what I really like.
But if you have anything else fun or interesting of
your own.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Concoction that you think I would decided.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We have one. I do have this one potion of
Dragon's Majesty. This is the art of creating.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
This is actually.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Been lost. This potion was created by my great grandmother
before she died.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Oh my goodness, the wow.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yes, so there hasn't been one of these made.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
A very long time, and.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I sell it to us.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Yeah, you'd be going to depart.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
For the right price.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
My dear, my name is Distrust.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
It's good to meet you.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
I'm not I was hoping you would have forgotten. I
was hoping forgotten that I remembered.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Soul.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Would I know what this potion is? Is it something
that's like no like as mythically clendra?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Pleasure is mine? The pleasure is all mine.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Its cylinder. Good to meet you.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Would I know about this motion where the spell.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Back make an arcana checked.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Because that is a twenty one twenty one?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Uh yeah, so you know that. So you take a
look at the at the potion and you can see
in it a single scale of a gold dragon suspended,
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and you know that when you drink it, you turn
into an adult dragon the same kind as the scale
last for one hour because you roll pretty well. Oh
my god, yeah, so you turn into a dragon.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Astard's eyes go wide and turned to deliverance.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
This is one of the.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Most powerful versions I've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I didn't think i'd ever see it.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
I'm kind of lost here. I guess I don't know
what we're talking about. Can I and I turned the lady,
can can you describe exactly what it does? I mean,
if it's so special, why even consider selling it to us?
Speaker 12 (24:56):
Well, you would ask for anything unique or special. This
is the most special, ununique item that.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
We have here, that's true. Yep, deliver this.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
I mean we do have we get the boil of
ethereal of us that it's it's a lot more common
than this particular potion. But yeah, so this this potion,
since you're asking, Ah, if you look inside here, you
can see you see that golden scale.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Yes, So.
Speaker 12 (25:34):
With these potions, you whatever scale you get from the
dragon a dragon, spill to that you turn into that
dragon for whatever turn into it's a bully.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Dragon.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Now it can become a dragons I give the knowing
mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
We could potentially use this in the event. Okay, yeah,
and I understand exactly what she's trying to put down.
I wow, that that must be.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Do I dare ask the price?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
That's my question.
Speaker 12 (26:17):
I couldn't part with this for less than thirty thousand pool.
This is the least one that my frank grandmother waned
before I was this This has been in the family
since before I was born, and I've this celebrated my
welve and on earth Worthday.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Congratulations, congratulations, oh way, and how much is.
Speaker 12 (26:46):
The oil experience the oil of ethereal? This is.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
Geous, that's.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Much more doable.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I would be spending you with whatever you just spend you.
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Think it's more then it's something.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
It's something you can always come back to, especially if
it's you know, necessary. And I also give her a
knowing work.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
This is quite beautifully made. Would you be going to
a little.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Bit for others for like twenty four hours? Gets my
friend's party?
Speaker 16 (27:35):
Trust me, this.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
This has been there for over eleven hundred years. I
felt somebody is going to imminent buy it. But we
do have a know all the thing makes sense. What
if one can bring you a scale from the dragon
a change? Would you be able to crack something?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
She said it was it wasn't possible. It is the
last one ever made.
Speaker 12 (28:02):
And sorry, well to know if it's the last one
ever made, but it's certainly the last one made in
my family forever.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
And we've lost the okay, I didn't know if it
was an ingredient issue.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
All right, No, there there have been dragons that have
been slain since this is if it was just a scale, but.
Speaker 10 (28:30):
It would be fine.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
But oh, as it is like fire. She wants to
do this, she wants to have it.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
That is so much.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
I don't hear whisperings in my head of it, all
of our friends saying, treat yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh words not indeed, I can't. I can't seem to
hear them. What are they? Why are they saying specifically
to you? Let's talk about it. I say, we talk
about it and come back to it. It'll be here,
all right.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
So she takes it down off of the counter, puts
it into the display, and you get this aura sense
of a very high level of protection magic on that display.
(29:28):
And as you look take a closer look at the
potions in there, they are all extremely rare oceans. If
you've rolled another art coon of check, you might be
able to find, like, yes, please, might notice a couple
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of them.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah, I mean, I'm terrible at our conchects, but i'd
let's try.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh eighteen for me?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Okay, And so with your you notice a potion of
mind control monster, which gives you the ability to dominate
a monster. It's got This one has like a little
(30:23):
bit of a it's got a couple of gems in it,
and yeah it's and it's sort of like a bluish tint.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
The only one we could really decipher is the potion
of mind control.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Uh so you see the So that's that's the one.
That's a big one. You notice, and then you also
notice the potion of you notice a potion of invisibility
as well.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Even just from the state of craftsmanship games beautiful. I
think if it's maybe we shoot, I would get I
think I need to get.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
Some of the ethereal makes sense.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
And your your shoes make you fast, right, but make
you make you fat? Umber shoes make you fast?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Right?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Should the guns?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
I think?
Speaker 9 (31:31):
So I got, I got the speak.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, maybe we should all get an emergency healing potion. Man, right,
you won't minor healing.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, you should probably get some. Just get to have
one on chip because I drop. That's so we should probably.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Get It'd probably be a good idea.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I was thinking that probably six healing potions.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
And if minor we don't want to spend, well, sho
I keep you know, I keep trying to spend we
don't say, I keep trying to say, we don't want
to spend too much money, But then I remember I
just spent the total sum of thirty.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
On shoes.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
That's so maybe we.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Should get if you haven't stock six greater yelling emotions.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
And that.
Speaker 14 (32:30):
We look ethereals. I think maybe if you have two doses,
I think those would.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Be that could be.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
I mean I would go for everybody that they don't
off bo. Yeah, I just worry about.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Just two is fine?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I mean, because I'll iv Umbra is the right kind
of rogue.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
He could.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
He's probably faster than me.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
That's true, because then if there's the reason I bring
it up, this is the last time we had to
get into glad.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
You know that other person's brain.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
It's the automni the play.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
So I don't want to supplit it's what I'm worried about,
the splitting us. But it's fair enough that man, how
many notices that we should be able to nap?
Speaker 12 (33:26):
So the of the portion of etherealist is what you're asking? Well,
mm hmm, so the I only have one left in
the stock right now, and I don't have the ingredients
for another a couple of weeks anymore. Unfortunately, did you
also say I needed potions of feeling of greater healing,
(33:48):
and I'm sorry in my ears if.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
You have greater healing not what they used to be.
If you have greater healing, that that would be to
ask whatever you have six of right?
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Yes, you know I can get you have portions of
greater healing right now? Those are those are one hundred dollars.
And then we have I think that you have four
of those BLUs, two regular portions of feeling for fifty
dollars each, the total of.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Five hundred goal BLUs.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
The two thousand for your oil of ethereal.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Oh, hang on, I thought you said two thousand when
you start, I said, jokingly, But.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, you said she did, No she did? You said
a thousand.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
That's see.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Also, which would you would you like?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
I have?
Speaker 12 (34:39):
I do have one more portion of superior healing for
five hundred tools if you're interested.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
How big are the bottles comparatively.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Greedy?
Speaker 12 (34:52):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
So, the they go from like like it's a small
medium large like bottles. So the regular portion of healing
is like a little it almost looks like a five
hour energy. I love that like. And then the the
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greater healing is about the size of like one of
those glass coke bottles, and the superior healing is like
a twenty ounce basically a leader. There we go, not
not quite not a leader.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
You have to like.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
We should.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Yeah, I think we should get.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
The etheroryists four greater too regular. I mean, I might
as well get the superior.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
At this point, I don't know how much are we
up to? What's our what's our total up to?
Speaker 16 (35:52):
Okay, so with.
Speaker 12 (35:56):
The boiler the theoryal lists for two thousand us or
greater heeling motion or four hundred there one hundred each.
It's a total of four hundred two regular quotions of
feeling at the that's one hundred. So it's one hundred
plus four hundred is five hundred plus fo thousand. It's
(36:16):
a thousand, five hundred old.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Right now, I'd say it's worth it to get to
the five hundred sperior. I mean, here's the thing I.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Can I can be.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I can be the one of folds.
Speaker 12 (36:26):
If if you're worried about consuming me, ah, I mean
these our magic potion, so they all consume at the
same rate as far as if you're looking to drag
a motion in the middle of the.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Absolutely I'm I'm worried more about the fact that, uh,
I see I keep going back to to cash. But
then you know, also are also or what you're gonna do?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
I think just because.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
If I would too, I'm the only one that can
heal you all. So I can just drop. I mean
I can, I can kill myself.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
So I say we grab the superior, throw it at somebody,
and you know, I say we grab a spear a half,
so it'd be three grade for all of this.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
And then I think, Okay, I think that's sounds good.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
I can take just one of the.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Little little solid plans kill myself.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
You can disperse the the I don't know who's the squishiest.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Arguably I think I'm the squishiest because I'm on a
scale of one to two.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
I think, oh god, oh my god. Yeah, you're getting Superior.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Fifty five fifty five, which is wild because Umbra has
like eighty. I'm like, where did I roll wrong? Oh yeah,
good point my cons garba.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Also, it's way more than Asian, well not way.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Just just so you guys, do you remember if your
con modifier goes up, even if it's at a higher level,
you get to increase your health for each level that
you've already hit.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I mean you might.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, I was gonna say so if you.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
If you like, if you hit level eight and your
con modifier goes up, then you would I might add
another eleven, you add another eight instead of just the one.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Going yeah, you might be able to have like ten
or eighteen more hit voice.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
You're probably right, but until that, but my dexterities is
like a solid twenty though, So.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, we'll take We'll take card that these.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I just.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
We'll take all of these you have, including the theory
which deliverance before we running everybody else. I would like
to keep that betweens just case take.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Care of some.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Right mind.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
That's okay, superior both imperials.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Oh you guys. Of course, As you guys are kind
of finishing your deal, I'm gonna head back out to
the street where Umbra and Randall seem to be both
heading toward h toward the shop, and you guys, not
(39:33):
literally but figuratively, run into each other.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Rangel's like, oh hey, still shopping.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Umber and Randall outside of the shop. Sorry, is a.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Gembro there?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Okay? Cool?
Speaker 9 (39:57):
That's how you go up and greet him? Hey is
number there?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Man? Hi?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
How you doing? Man?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Good?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Good? Good?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
All right, good good great.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Busted a hole in a wall, had to bribe my
way out of out of a potential bar fight.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So real good.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yeah, so Darien here I take it.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I think this is where they told me they were going.
So there's somewhere else I don't know about it.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah, okay, we should probably see them and I should
probably stop thinking about.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah no, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
What could have been?
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, yeah so here.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, we'll figure it out later. Yeah, hey, did how
did you guys get here? By the way, did you
like walk or like teleport? How'd you guys get to
water deep?
Speaker 7 (40:58):
You know, that's a question I don't remember the answer to.
Oh you know you Yeah, we washed, but it was
through this really weird. I had a shape shift.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
At least once, not more. Uh yeah, it was a
whole thing. But we walked. It wasn't too bad.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Okay. I went to get Jason to teleport me, and
they weren't going to let me on campus without paperwork.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's new.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Definitely. There were like these really light skinned elves at
the gate. We we should I swear our herd challenge
that was so weird. We should we should head in
and till everybody yea, yeah, yeah, okay, So we walk in,
walk in, and their heads are together being all conspiratorial taking.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yeah, they're they're trying to figure out all the logistics
of the potions that they just we're looking at make
a perception check Randrill okay, specific ten ten? All right.
(42:21):
So yeah, you notice that you're now in a potion okay,
And there's a lot of them around, a bunch of
different things that you might be interested in.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, Randel's thinking, man, have they made a vending machine
of these things?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh, it's like a machine that would just give you
food when you ask for it.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
You put like, I don't know, a couple of coppers in,
you get like a field brash or a potion or something.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
They shouldn't have that, but for like black copper and
dark bears.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Interest.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Ranchel makes a note we're going into business at some point,
makes a note to not go into business with a
great still this idea for your side.
Speaker 17 (43:15):
Ranchel walks up, Hi, hey man, Oh not me, but
hey guys, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Don't mean to interrupt. Teleported here from college, They they
were not going to let me in to the campus.
Oh uh, they wanted paperwork to let me in. So
I teleported to Jason's office. Don't ask about the new window,
and he teleported me here. So something's gotten weird back
(43:55):
at school. And it's like really bright skinned dwarf elves.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
That's a little different too, because we ran in two
works on the way from security as well, because they're
pulling in ass.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Like, here's a question, d M. Would I know what
kind of elves those were? If I thought about it
for a second.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Uh, you were not with the party at the time.
Mm hmm. But you know what make a make a
history check? All right?
Speaker 12 (44:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Six Just elves, Just elves, definitely elves.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
You know this is what comes of sitting in your
room and reading uh cozy fiction all day is you
start screwing up all your roles cozy so you forget
everything you learned.
Speaker 7 (45:02):
Yeah.
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