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September 22, 2025 • 46 mins
The team continues their shopping spree.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience and podcast named by A three. I

(00:28):
am your host, kick Acidron, and you untied the strings
to the spook dice bag.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Your Stars, Door, Stars, habitash.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Erring Stars, dore Star.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It should be my kind of weirdot.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
This.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
This could be fabulous.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Or it could be atrocious, fabulous, atrocious, I think, yeah,
that's that's our theme here.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Parents, That's what we're that's what we're shooting for.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
If not what we're shooting for, it's definitely what we've achootd.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we deserve, all right. Anyway, Right,
so we enter what was it called again, Stars, Stars, Habits.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
As you model the caves, least are sound or star?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
How are you doing? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Doing well?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
We're looking for we're here here.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
For you see this and a number of brandishes brandishes, Yeah,
what's called I would say brandishes?

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Uh uh. I also want to brandish it.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
As if it's a weapon. Lad Back's cape. It is
a weapon in the fashion wars.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
He makes wosh noises.

Speaker 8 (02:13):
Yes, so my friends are looking for something that even
gets half as far as this, and.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Then the light hits anything that's even close.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
So those are called those are called capes, and yes,
of course have them. Of course it happened, like.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
What what great.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Is that? What?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
What kind of a kind of capes are looking for today?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Ahead, we're too polite. I'm specifically looking for a nice
shoulder cape when that compliments my out but gestures to
the purplish black leathers she's got going on the most
god who boots of flight.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Now they look exactly how they should.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
You want something that's and that's a little bit smaller
so then all the way down.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Oh yeah, that sounds perfect. It's like something something that
will be a good like flourish when I'm killing a man.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
I don't know, I.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Don't actually do that that.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
She's a man killer in the social sense.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
So what.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
So we have with his shoulder caves over here for
the back? Would you look at to be kind of
even all around or would you like it to go
down a little bit?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
What are we?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
What are we? What are we thinking?

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Honestly? Maybe about hip high like lower, like just past
the butt that way when I'm walking. It could be
a little bit complimentive.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh perfect, Yeah, I really get this on a Hey,
do you know what kind of color of adverts? Looking for?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Dark purple? That's my that's my go to.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Oh perfect, perfect dark purple. Yeah, we got this on
right here for you.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Thank you very much. I know it's very hard to
die lease letters and I appreciate your work.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Now, do you want an accessory to kind of go
with your boot set? So kind to bring all bring
all thing like that's what I was saying. Yes, of
course we got like.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Minds you and I were. You're just definitely the smarter one.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
You just need to I would know that. Fine, I
don't even know. I don't even know what you do yet.
Uh yeah, let's le's look good.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
The things that is felt over the hand definitely, thank
you very much.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And she takes you over to the belt all.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Right, so yeah, this one's kind of the bar.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Looking at her perfectly like just absolutely it's just cute
little twirl.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Se because irregularly I thought those boots are kind of
but you know, with this belt buffle, it kind of
brings all of it together.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
You know, I know you're supposed to be saying these things,
but it does make me feel a lot better about
how gaudy these things are. Mariah or Chicken is imagining
basically air Jordan's in a in this situation, and how
gross they look comparatively.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Just like air Jordans with little wings on.

Speaker 9 (05:38):
Honestly, into.

Speaker 10 (05:42):
Each piece, it kind of stops being gaudy, it kind
of becomes a vibe. So I think this looks great.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
It's all about access Okay.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
I trust you. It's all about.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Accessorizing when you throw all of the w you want.
If you gotta go chaos, you want to go full
Clayos right like is make it your rte?

Speaker 6 (06:10):
And maybe I should, Yeah, maybe I should do a
bright kind of matchy goldish blue with the with the
shoes too complemented. What do y'all think?

Speaker 7 (06:23):
I mean, I cure, I think you want to look
like a circustance?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, I think not.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
I think a little like.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
She says, definitely not a channeling child's moment. Of those
are definitely the Lakers colors, And they don't want to
say that out of character.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Just I'm just intrusively in all your heads sometimes.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
I'm definitely not gonna do that now, and I go
with the black because it's better on me.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You know, the black cape in the black cape and
purpose pretty.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
Look like a hot topic.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh my god, if you weren't dead, we strangle you.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Okay, you you got s touch over. That's fine. I
really like this purple and the silver together and of looks.
I really like how all this is the going together.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
I appreciate that. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah, but are you sure you want to switch to
the black black.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
The purplish black and like the dark purple is purple?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, I have this light one us the dark one.
The silver kind of flashes out at you.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Mm hmm, thank you, and.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
She'll go over she'll yeah, so she'll look over at
uh Astroid, Yes, all.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Getting cave so you'll do here for a grape.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
So Astra definitely wasn't into the cape idea.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
You know, he don't go to field be don't eat,
I'll go to feel pressured. But y'all just because just
because your friends that body, I sell, we sell belts,
we sell fance, they sell wallets, I self dress. I mean,
you know, that's just everything.

Speaker 10 (08:35):
As definitely wasn't in the Cape idea, but sees how
important this is to both Humber and Randell.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
Well deliverance.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Deliverence.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
So okay, maybe more of like a more of like
a Cape girl, just like a little more less less
like you know, practical, just just a little thing maybe
like a like a dirk. I'm trying to remember what Mary.

(09:09):
I think I'm in black and red at this place. Uh,
maybe just like a really deep kind of ox flood bread.
Like no, I'm gonna look like a little of that
girl from the stories.

Speaker 9 (09:19):
Wow, like a little mag cable it.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
And like whoa, which just maybe some like embroidery. You're
like red embroidery or silver embroidery just around the edges
something that's dream thirt.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
You are the connect shoulders, I feel like all around
like like burs or look kind of around the neck
much you are with kind to go mostly around the
neck with kind of last I love that for the
front shoulder.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
I think that's I think that's you think there's just like.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
A like around the shoulders. And then you have plaid
silver clasps for for when I want to leave definitely
want to leave it on all.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
The time, but if I want to take it. It
comes up pretty quick. So just like a little like
you know, black embroidery and silver broidery.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
And then like a.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Little flower like both.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Oh no, no problem, now look at it. Look at that.
You know that your style here that he's sure you
want to go with silver?

Speaker 9 (10:15):
What would you suggest otherwise?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
I've got this onyx pin that get together. It'll go
with the little black crab.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
Class just so yeah, just crazy, maybe wool in case
we do. It's not too heavy?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, whoa out? If you want how far down you
want it to come on your back? Do you want
like a halfway like halfway down your back or you
want it like it's like get it down like my
waist or your buddy over there he's dead like cats.
That's a little beat up though.

Speaker 10 (10:56):
I mean, I'm just gonna go just like halfway down
the back.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Nothing too crazy, that's too crazy.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
On some silver.

Speaker 10 (11:05):
Broidery on a black hole is practical, it's pretty and
it's part of the cape group that everybody enjoys.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
I'm all about it. Oh but yeah no, that's easy
for me. I'm nice and simple.

Speaker 10 (11:19):
I have so many layers of other things and stuff
like carry for my spell components that I think I
don't want too busy, So I'm I'm good unless, well,
here a Habitastrey.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
Do you have any hairpins that are made of.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
On ex.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
Oh, of course, have a long braided hair and kind
of do that sort of like butt whole thing.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
That's perfect. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
M hmm. All right. So while Astrod and Deliverance were shopping, Randel,
you kind of wandered around looking around the habitash Ray
for a bit and you come into the special items secsion.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Oh, can't it behind a curtain? Is it like an
eighteen blood section?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
But it is further in the back. You get the
h all right, guys, So we're gonna play next.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Week then show and lasted, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, I'm sorry you find you find that special like
the specialty the specialty area are you still looking for?
Are you going with the crowd and getting looking for cloaks? Capes?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Randall's looking at capes and you know there's hats. He's
looking at those two. He you know, he likes the
but like he's not you know, perhaps some gloves or yeah,
you know, accessories.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
So you do come across, uh one that catches your eye.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, got a big golds on the bag.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Uh, No, one doesn't have a big cool Okay. It's
so it's mostly purple. The fabric is mostly purple, but purple,
and it's lined with gold. And then it's got sort

(13:45):
of the shoulder cape type of thing m on top
of that that's also purple lined with gold. And you
see you see what looks like feathers, like wing feathers
coming down, and then it has a white cowl that
comes chicken that goes up there there is it's lined

(14:09):
with gold, and from the white cowl there are two
like sashes that come out sort of from like your collarbone,
a little bit under your collarbone area. They go out
to your back.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Randall's staring at it. Me just I was thinking about
strix Haven red. Now I'm not. He's just feeling the
fabric very carefully to see. Well, let's see, let's see
how durable this feels.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Randall, tell me what color you're thinking about?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Sort of a darker version of Strixhaven red, something that
would like, you know, go darker than his normal.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Uh, the purple turns dark crimson.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh, my stars and orders, y'all might have to forcibly
get Randall's eyes smaller.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
There may be.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
No no, no, I claimed right, Rachel, just I don't
know what this is. I don't care what this is.
I don't care how much it is. It is leaving
with me.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
As you're looking there, Zora Star will come back.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh you found one of our specialty quotes.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Apparently I know what this is. No, ma'am, I don't.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
I can tell by your hat you are very fashionable.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I try, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Oh watch you go?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Will you have hairs? Is it a look of many fashions?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I think I'm already sold. But what else can you
tell me about it?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
This clock will as a transformation function. It can change
color to whatever, whatever color you'd like. It'll style itself,
it'll transform itself to whatever sort of function the where

(16:23):
this woman as that function is, well, then like the
cloak plank style does it it won't take on any
other magical properties mind you thought? You know it's It's
very great for you, all the fashionable amongst us. It'll
go with any hat, go with any soup, any outfit. Perfect,

(16:47):
you look.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Great single to your runs down?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
What color are you thinking about right now?

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Black?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Actually? Black? Just because he is thinking that would be
useful for stealth.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
The cloak turns turns black as.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
You're so, yeah, okay, I'm I would very much like
this cloak, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
How much is it?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I couldn't. I couldn't part with this cloak for any
less than see a phasive built.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Randel checks his his his money pouch, looks over at
uh astro it and just kind of gets puppy out
of guys.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
Yeah, if everybody's getting the we're here to we're here
to get supplies.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
And if this is this is.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
Gonna help you, of course I'm not. I am not
everyone's keeper of money.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
I just hold the bag.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
If you want to keep getting the cape, why don't
of course?

Speaker 10 (18:03):
Oh my god, I see it like a totally different
side of rend roll, like as if she has a
toddler that's suddenly found it anywhere, starts counting out gold
very quickly. You know that's what when you give me
the final.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
Price for all of the cakes.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
I'm just gonna start counting now though, because my arms
start hurting, so I'm just gonna start counting.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yes, absolutely, I will definitely take this cape. And if
you don't mind h I'm going to look through hats.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
As it goes to the counter, you guys starts counting
out while waiting for everybody else's.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Like, Rangel starts looking sorry, oh, it's just gonna say
Rachel starts looking for a large brimmed hat kind of
like he has, but with like a one side pinned
up and like peacock.

Speaker 10 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
I know, I'm just like right up in the counter
with with Astra or with Distra being like, oh my god,
you guys are gonna you have no idea like you Randel,
like you guys.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Oh my god, I'm already excited. I can't wait excited.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Randall's had a cake, but not nearly this dramatic.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, you're gonna love the kind of flourishes
you can do.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
You're gonna like the way you flourish like if a
dragon war could be doctor who.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
If we were outside, I would be waving my sword
around and just like making as much noise with it
as possible, because I really do think it's gonna establish
me even more as uh huh fancy as possible.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
So I'm all here for it.

Speaker 10 (19:44):
Yeah, we're gonna be like the irrational fears of being
pulled by the cape and like choked off in battle,
but just like no, this seems fun.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
I'm really excited about this. I'm excited about it. No,
get the ones who bell crow in them.

Speaker 10 (20:07):
I've never been choked out by my case so much.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm counting out money, I'm excited.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Anxiety.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, Rachel's just picturing himself in the cape with a
new hat and packed blade, just like a three must beer. Yeah,
everywhere he goes bound play.

Speaker 8 (20:43):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Pull out the setting stone. That's just the fifteen seconds.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Of that.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Open up sweet thank you, sweet home watery.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, Forte, as you're as you're flying, you did notice
because you're going to basically the same district you're flying.
You did see your friends go into Yeah, you did

(21:15):
see your friends go into the habitashery if you'd like
to join them.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Afterwards?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Afterwards?

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Okay, would you like to meet that's going to head
back to the yawning portal sleep ever ready.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
It sounds good.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I added Magic Fashion Cape to my list of items,
and I feel like I just typed out on a
Christmas list something I needed for my bar.

Speaker 9 (21:49):
Don't worry your Donnie Osmond Cape will service. Well, I'm sure, oh.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, So that's right. Rangel with looking
for a new hat. Uh so I can I can
mentally match him with Ramirez from a Highland or.

Speaker 10 (22:08):
Did somebody say hat enter in Yeah, it's it's the
new Randall with the new hat.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
So yeah, we've got so most of them looking at
hats in the habitashery shall You are kind of getting
bored hanging out outside the yawning portal m hm, so
you start thinking it might be good to maybe go
around look.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
For well, you know, I've been making my own hats.
I want to see if, like any of you know,
because this is a big city, maybe people are bringing
in goods from the East, and you know, I'm gonna
see if I can find my type of hat. I'm
gonna find a habitash ring.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sure. Absolutely, So you get the you get it in
your head that you're going to go look for a
habitash erring. Yeah, and you happen to just stumble across
Stars or Stars habitash Ray and by some luck of fate,

(23:11):
most of your friends are in there.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Mm hm.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
You you notice that Forte is not there, you're not
quite sure where he is, and Umbra seems to have
left the group, but the other three are in there.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
He's pulling a carrot in on one of the local
shop keeps.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Be careful. Anything in here could be now, yeah, seriously, I.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Don't think that's exactly how change things work. But I'm okay,
I mean it could be. Do you think he's a
bit of taster?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Well, what if it's a living toaster? Could he be
a living toaster, like a living hating like.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Like a brave, like a brave kind of small.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Like a heroic toast, heroic of some casts.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Last time I checked, he wasn't very brave.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
I mean, okay, no, that's not meant to be.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
As as a dig I didn't say that.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
As as shall enters the room, he's going to look
at a hat w roreck and go umbros at you.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
It would be up the crowd by the center, shake it.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
It looks like Shell's here.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
It's almost out of pocket. Insane thing going on that
shell there.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
We go, but up put up.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
I could find you because Randall's like seven or eight
feet tall. You're easy to pick out in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
And my cape is amazing cap. I'm so happy.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I need a hat now, Yeah, he does need to
find a matchine hat. I wonder if the people who
made this fancy cape can find the magic hat.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Mappy happy and Sniper and Boots the math.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
Excuse you, that's the that's the enchanted fit.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
No, just immediately, I'm free associating Dora the Explorer.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
No, you see, Mappy is actually just the little fairy.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're exploring the city. It's fine, it's great.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
No, Mappy is actually just the name of the little
fairies that are periodically spread across the city that you
can ask directions.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, this little.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Strikes Yeah, Mappy not not Nabby, legally distinct.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
From Nabby played mass effect, you understand.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
I'm shall Knachus and this is my favorite Habitasherian waterdeep.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
Let's find you a hat.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Okay, So where were we?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Shall you? You happen to across the habitash ray and
you see some of your friends. Randall, uh looks stunning
in his new cloak. It seems like, yeah, what what
what you know?

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Describe yourself, Randall.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
It is a beautiful cloak. The current color is uh,
oh god, what is it?

Speaker 6 (26:29):
It's Uh, that's your hat right now.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
It matches uh the school colors for lower hold. And
it's kept like feathers on the shoulders. You know, it's
like peacock feather or something. Yeah, it's beautiful. And uh
as he's looking at it, it changes to like a
darker shade than the than the Cody's wearing. He's like,

(26:56):
there we go.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Yeah, is amazing looking.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I thank you and and hi. By the way, sometimes
I think about scarves.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Carry stars. Sorry scarves, scarves.

Speaker 9 (27:13):
Get your scarf.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I don't see why they wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
I'm going to go to the scarf section unless there's
like a scar of storm m.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, yeah, there's a I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
There's no this.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
This is like a habitash rates. It's a general like
it's it's I mean, habitash rates typically are like general
high end men's fashion.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
It's fair enough.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
I can get a cravat if I wish.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Yeah, let's let's find what's what's your color? What's your
color scheme? I know you love the greens, I thought,
or yellow? What's your color?

Speaker 7 (27:54):
So what what he would be wearing right now is
he'd be wearing kind of like dark tan, like loose
flowing pants like and then like kind of a cream
colored like kung fu shirt you know that kind of
has like the long horizontal buttons that go up and
everything like that. Then the woven hat you know, dried

(28:15):
reeds or whatever like that. So I'm feeling like red
something to make it pop. I love it, especially if
it trails out behind me as a run that look
really sick.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
I think that would look really that nice and flowy.

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Yeah yeah, I'm goin to run with their.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Hands behind it.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Fast right, Yeah, yeah, I'm going like Ninja guide in
on this ship.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You're specifically looking for scarves, yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Yeah, something kind of like long, something I could like
wrap around my face to help disguise myself.

Speaker 9 (28:56):
If I need.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, so you're looking for something more like like to.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
I'm looking for the most anime bullsh.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
So like a like an old aviator scarf.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Like a big ass like a big gas scarf.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Yeah, a little like trail dramatically.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, less like the doctor crochete and more silky like
fabric scarf.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Fun, I'm carrying all the anime references on my back
with his character.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
So well, technically it's gonna be on your neck.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Shell is Shell is looking around, and yeah, Shell's looking around,
and you find an area of miscellaneous accessories, and there
you find a magical scarf. Well, no, it's not magical.

(29:55):
It feels magical to you. Okay, it feels magical to you. Yeah, uh,
go ahead, and do you wanna do you want to
look around? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and just kind of you know,
like I don't know if I want someone that has
maybe a pattern to it, maybe it has some trim.
Is it just like a singular color? You know, I'm
just I'm kind of feeling out what is essentially just
a bunch of long, kind of like silky like I
don't know, like ribbony kind of garments, right.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, yeah, So are you you're looking for more like
silky type scarf?

Speaker 7 (30:39):
Yeah? Yeah, just you know, picture like an anime ninja character,
you know, where they have like the bundled scarf wrapped
around their face, and they always got the dramatic like
basically like anytime you see a ninja turtle's mask, and
it's always kind of like floating, Yeah, like the tail,
the ribbons are floating. Yeah, that's basically the effect that
I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Sure, so you do find you do find some scarves
that are sort of You see one in particular that
is sort of like a it's like a blue and
silver like silk woven in through it. It's sort of

(31:21):
like a like a zigzag type geometric pattern, and like
in the silver, the silver stripes are thicker. And occasionally
you'll see like like a design of what looks like
like wind. You know, it looks like air flowing like

(31:43):
whipping around.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Interesting.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Interesting, there are any of my compatriots nearby who would
be willing to help me like kind of pick out.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
Yeah, I said, I followed you over to look at
the camp.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Yeah, what do you think of this? Does this look
like a nice please?

Speaker 9 (32:09):
Yeah, it looks gorgeous.

Speaker 10 (32:10):
It looks like it would just float on you almost
liquid like like air come like or liquid just flowing
around her.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
You're that's very pretty.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
So make uh make make perception checks both of you.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Okay, we'll see such shit.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
It does insane, that is.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Remember thirteen, that's a twenty three.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Twenty three, twenty three twenty three.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, yeah, I know that's fucking scarf. Yeah, like this
I was just this is a perception This isn't even
like an arcata or an insight. This was just to say,
if you also a.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Plus thirteen, see the atoms of this.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yeah, good role we're gonna get today.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
This this scarf, both of you can feel. It seems
to have like air flowing off of it, like a
cool like a cool air kind of coming off of
the scarf from the silk focused kind of on those
wind designs that you saw in the silver.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
This this might what's this an extra thirty feet of movement?

Speaker 9 (33:32):
This is this is gonna give you the confidence of
a plan that can move that fast.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Yeah, no, this is this is quite lovely and it
feels cool to the Dutch as well.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
It's it's almost like it's made of air, if that
makes sense.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yeah, that is Oh wow, this this is fantastic. I
wonder how much it is.

Speaker 9 (33:50):
Well, we've certainly ranchall and I are arguing about capes.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
This seems like it feels right for you. Do you
want to try it on?

Speaker 10 (34:00):
You know?

Speaker 7 (34:00):
I would like to. Yes, So, uh, Chyl's going to
take it and kind of bundle it because number one,
he's got a very very thin neck yep, that like
it's hard to disguise, right, like, yeah, that's why. Yeah,
So the scarf is being wrapped around a little bit
kind of comes up to where it's maybe like above
the mouth or where the nose of the mask area

(34:21):
would be. Yep, and then like trails off the back.
May there's just like a little bit trailing down the front,
you know, so it just kind of makes him look
a little bit thicker.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Right yeah. Yeah, And then you've got enough tail. There's
like enough tail of the scarf that you can drape
it around your shoulder to go on the front, or
you can have it kind of as like a like
a really thin sort of cape on your back. M hm.
So as you're okay, as you're looking at this, you're

(34:53):
approached by a little very stylish halfling mm hmmm, sort
of androgynists.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
How long he's to be found? The Oh this is
a nice scarf.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Oh yes, yeah, I'm so curious. How much would the
scarf be?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, this is.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
This is a very special scarf, you know, this is
the scarf of Whispering Winds.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Aside from it it's beautiful quality. Is there anything else
that makes it special or is it just just incredibly
high quality? Because I feel something about it.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Sure, it's uh the scarf has the scarf ask the
ability to use the ability called whisper shield o it.
Then it'll protect you, uh he can once it be

(36:04):
and it don't protect you from a pack.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh my gosh, oh that is lovely.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
And again, how much was.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It the star?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
We would have to sell it for about three thousand goold.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Oh oh, so So's gonna look over and just like
he's gonna try his best to kind of look like sad,
like he wants it okay because he has no money,
as he's just gonna like take it. He's gonna kind
of roll between his fingertips. He's kind of like till
his head downward and try to like do happy dog eyes.

(36:44):
But he can't.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
You can hear sad violin music somewhere in the background.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
Aster and the one who unofficially has become the mom
with the money back with the purse and the check
book apparently.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
Well, I mean every els has got some really nice things.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I turned to the to the salesperson, I did just
purchase that quite expensive cap.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
Would you be maybe in a couple of others?

Speaker 10 (37:11):
Since would you be potentially willing to go down to say,
twenty twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
You know, let me let me talk to my manager.
I think we might be able to get to down
to twenty seven. I'll consider, and you bought all of
those other things that would be lovely.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
We'll just wait here.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
And they they head out back.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
I lean down as Shall.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
We're getting it regardless. I just want to see if
I can do it. I've never I've never really apprecire.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
I'm gonna h Shall's going to go ahead and kind
of like loosen the scarf a little bit and try
to give it a little length, and he is going
to try to whip it at something, okay, just to see,
oh no, just to see if like maybe he could
use this offensively sure, uh like, because maybe he can
like throw a little bit of a weight on one end.

(38:08):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Are you what are you thinking anything while you're doing this?

Speaker 7 (38:14):
He he's going to see there is a mannequin head
on top of the shelf. Okay, he just wants to
like whip the scarf like the front end. Yeah, he
wants to like throw it out and try to see
if he can like hit that that head, that mannequin head.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Okay, so you're able to whip the scarf. It is
made out of silk, so it's not a very powerful whip.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's a very light silk, and you are able to
hit the mannequin in the head. But given the lightness
of the scarf and the fact that it's made out
of silk, m it doesn't really do anything to the mannequin.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Karen, I wonder if I were to attach a waiter
a blade to the end of this, that could be interesting.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
I kind of pull out the scarf around your next
just like, you know, making it look quick. You know,
look globally, you seem to be standing taller, and when
you left us seemed to be a little more un
I don't know, we're confidant. Did you get what you needed?

Speaker 7 (39:27):
I beg you. I had a conversation that left me
a little puzzled, but I it was good to get
a clear message. I'll put it that way, as clear
as it can be when you're dealing with God.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
Oh boy, I know what that means.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
And coming back into the conversation, Wait, didn't you mention
that your God wasn't responded to you?

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Well, it's complicated. I've been, you know, hearing my God occasionally.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
But things are a little complicated.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
Jumbled, Yeah, a little jumbled though, I'll put it that way.
So I went to go see if I could find,
you know, a temple to commune, and long story short,
I astra projected into the past.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah that's nice.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
A little disorienting, I'll admit, but so it was interesting
to speak to my God hundreds of years ago.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
This is a thing you can do.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
I mean, I've.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Yeah, So what you're saying is that you spoke to
your God three hundred years in the past, which is
technically four hundred years after you die.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
About that, I wasn't quite exactly sure when when When
I arrived at the temple, it was a multi god temple,
you know, though all sorts of worship could happen, but
it was already al rated in a form of rebel.
And I sat on the rebel and I meditated, and
then I found myself in the past when the tower

(41:08):
was there. Wow, and that was at least a few
hundred years ago.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
I'm assuming.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
It's very weird.

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Yeah, Can I make.

Speaker 10 (41:20):
A religion check to see if that is? I don't
want to say normal, because there were gods and religions here.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
But can I do some sort of normal Yeah, I know, right,
Can I do some.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
Sort of religion check talking to the court.

Speaker 10 (41:34):
Religion tick to see if that sort of astral projection
is common, like or traut les sort of communication with
the past is common amongst certain religions, or even possible.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead and make a make
a religion chick.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
Or if this is like, hey, we need to pay
attention to some of the shit because that's crazy.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
Fifteen fifteen, So you do know that?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Fifteen So do you know that there is some aspects
of some religions that believe in astral projection to the past,
and that they're able to view and in minor ways
manipulate at least portions of the past without you know,

(42:23):
totally affecting everything. Think like doctor who and not being
able to you know, change fixed positions in time.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
Doctor who.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Reflexively reach over to slapping on the heads.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I am so sorry enough, Yeah, but you do know
that that sort of thing, at least you don't know
that it's possible, but you do know that there are
certain religious groups that believe it to be possible.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
With that's amazing.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
It's disorienting. I'll tell you what. It's very just after
after a few months of having very very mixed signals
from the Lady of Silver, to actually have a clear
conversation when it takes place in the past, it's very disorienting.

(43:22):
A lot of about a lot of my current existence.
I just do not understand at all.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, does anybody your lack of understanding is understandable?

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Yes. Sel when you tell me, when you find me
somebody who actually understands what the fuck they're doing with
they're live, I will.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Eat Randall's hat.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Seems to have a ship together.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
Oh, I look at I look at a.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
Pretty cool and everything.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Have you?

Speaker 9 (44:00):
You have had extensive conversations with him yet about Jeff.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
Look, if if you played basketball with a guy for
a couple hours, you really get.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
To know them.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I met Jim, Jim.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
I'm imagining this very awkward silence is like the abadacherye
lady is coming back with the money and then she
just has to walk away again.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, so you do it. You do see them come
back and they're like, oh, they're in the middle of
something deep and they just kind of walk away, but
they they try to get your attention, like come see
me when you're done with whatever's happening here.

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