September 29, 2025 • 49 mins
The team goes back to the bar after shopping and discovers a totaly new kind of music.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are about to enter a world of drug aises,
incompetence and combat, a world where magic is coated the
floors and also the walls. Some magic has spilt onto
the books. Danger could be lurking around any corner in
this virtual experience. And a podcast named by a three
(00:27):
pop I'm your host, kick Acidron and you Boon tied
the strings to the spooky dice bag.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
About that. I wasn't quite exactly sure when, But when
I arrived at the temple, it was a multi god temple,
you know, though all sorts of worship could happen, but
it was already obliterated in a form of rubble. And
I sat on the rubble and I meditated, and then
I found myself in the past when the tower was there. Wow,
(01:05):
and that was at least a few hundred years ago.
I'm assuming it's very weird. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can I make a religion check to see if that is?
I don't want to say normal, because there were gods
and religions here, But can I do some normal Yeah?
I know, right. Can I do some sort of religion
check talking to the court religion chick to see if
that sort of astral projection is common? Like trout, like
(01:31):
sort of communication with the past is common amongst certain
religions or even possible.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead and make a make
a religion.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Check or if this is like, hey, we need to
pay attention to some of the shit because that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Fifteen.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Fifteen, So you do know that. Fifteen So you do
know that there is some aspects of some religion that
believe in astral projection to the past, and that they're
able to view and in minor ways manipulate at least
(02:12):
portions of the past without you know, totally affecting everything.
Think like doctor who and not being able to you know,
change fixed positions in time.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Doctor who, Sorry, reflexively reach over to slap on the heads.
I am so sorry enough.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, but did you know that that sort of thing
at least you don't know that it's possible, but you
do know that there are certain religious groups that believe
it to be possible.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, that's amazing. It's disorienting. I'll tell you what. It's
very it's after after a few months of having very
very mixed signals from the Lady of Silver to actually
have a clear conversation. But it takes place in the past.
(03:11):
It's very disorienting a lot of about a lot of
my current existence. I just do not understand at all.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, does anybody.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Your lack of understanding is understandable?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I yes, Sel When you tell me, when you find
me somebody who actually understands what the fuck they're doing
with their life, I will. I don't know. Eat Randall's hat.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She seems to have a ship together.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh I look at Astra, I look at as.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He's pretty cool and everything.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have you have you had extensive conversations with him yet
about Jeff.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Look if if you played basketball with a guy for
a couple hours, you really get to know them.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I met.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm imagining this very awkward silence is like
the habotachery lady is coming back with the money and
then she just has.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
To walk away again. Yeah, so you do. You do
see them come back and they're like, oh, they're in
the middle of something deep and they just kind of
walk away, but they they try to get your attention, like,
come see me when you're done with whatever's happening here.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I've been that person at the restaurant where a waiter
comes back like wave like does not come back for
a while. Yeah, we should go pay for your scarf
and maybe talk more about this over drinks while we
wait for our friends to get back to the portal,
because I mean we'll get that's where we'll meet up, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
While they're doing that, rangel It is still looking at
hats and just going, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Not that one.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Well, it's good, but I seem to remember I took
it off of someone, and I'm looking for something mine.
I see, I pilfered the hat bearing an adventure.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Doesn't that make it yours?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Good possession is nine tenths of the law. But this
was someone else's fashion choice.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
All right, Well, if you really want a new hat,
then I suppose we can continue looking around. And I'm like,
I start bringing him hats that I think are akin
to the jauntiness of his personal one or the stolen one,
And I'm like, how about this one? How about this one?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I like, how serious fashion?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, you know, Randall's a dragon. He's a dragon. Board
of course he's worried about.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
All the so so deliverance. As as Randall's looking around
at some other hats, you find one that is wide
brimmed with one side sort of curled up, beautiful, brilliant
crimson with like a big old feather coming out of
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the top.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I under my breath go, oh, this is making up?
Hey Ngela, how about this one?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Like you can almost hear Queen singing in the background.
As he looks at it, his eyes just get bigger
and he just hi, I think I think this one too.
He takes it and he just looks around. You know,
he's getting a good look at it and takes his
hat off. I take it gently and puts this one on.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
As you put it on and Shell is walking by
you with his scarf, you can feel a slight breeze
coming off of it as your hat sort of flaps
dramatically in that breeze.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well is that snake skin?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
What material is it? Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's made out of some sort of a felt it's
not it's not like a leather. It's not a leather hat.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's got the leather belt on the hat's.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It brooks?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, Like the hat itself is made out of felt.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But they're how many feathers?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Just a single like like a peacock feather, like just
a very bright giant mother just a very bright, sort
of flamboyant feather.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Mmm, Eleen's deliverance.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
We're gonna have to do something about else.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Randel looks at himself, summons his sword and like uses
it as a cane and stands her for a second,
and he's like, yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Was gonna come over like lean up against Randall just
like you know what, Like you know, just they're going
to kind of like pose together, like, yeah, we look
dapper as ship. I'm twirling one end of my scarf.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I elbow Deliverance in in the rims and start clapping.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
As as you as you twirl the scarf, you you
can see that, uh, you can see that Randall's hat
does like kind of flap a little bit with the
with the air twirling around that.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Logistically, truly, you both look majestic.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Dramatically, if you will.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Legitimately, this scarf is probably the nicest thing I've had
her owned.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Its Rangel dismisses his blade and you just all right,
I gotta ask about the hat.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well, she's been giving us the eyes ever since we
started having the conversation, So why don't we just go
and see if we can get this happening.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Head up to the counter.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Hey, hey guys, are you guys done browsing but looking.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
As far as we're aware, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Oh, perfect, perfect, So you're gonna get sitn't it? That scarf?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
There?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Is this all together? You guys all purchasing these together.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes, we're a family.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Okay, So we.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
All together.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
We have a scarf of whisper and winds.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And what ever.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
That is the half of heroic flare.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
A heroic flare.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Heroic flare, Yes, roics flare.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I just there's a second where she puts her head
in her hands and just kind of rubs her for
her temple. And I'm really not going to talk. I
got excited over her cape anyway.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
So this is great, okay, So I remember you would
ask the bell yes about the scarf. Twenty seven is
perfect that my manager said. Twenty seven was fine, lovely
We go to twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
The hut.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Typically goes for about seven.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hundred, okay, I think with the district.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
So that would bring us up to about thirty four hundred.
But I think because you guys have been here purchasing things,
we could probably.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Knock a hundred all of that.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'd say that's that works for you. I'd say that's
very kind.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
With three hundred for these two, Thank.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You so much.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think that's very reasonable.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Of course, of course, thank you very Would you like
we to box these up or.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh I think.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Just might want to wear them out.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
With these accessories looking this nice.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
You know, of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
And we'll let people know where we got them.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Of course, thank you, We appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Counts out all of the coin. Thank you so much.
I start to deliver.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It puts on little like bifocal glasses as she starts
counting them out.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Thank you, Thank you for shopping. It's our stars.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Hope you guys have a lovely day.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Is it? Is it all right here? Kids?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
And as you're as you're turning away, shall they notice
you have you have the hats that you make like
in your like backpack or something.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I've got a hat on my head right now.
It's your custom made.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
It's you've got your.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
By the way, sir, yes, if if you have born
up that hat, I mean it's not you know.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Would we sell regular hats here too?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
We're not just a magic shall we would love to
purchase some of those hats.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Off of you.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Oh yeah, we could.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
We could probably get you about five gold with each
on those halts.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
With you you have something that.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's wonderful, that's wonderful. Yes, absolutely, I can. Uh, I've
got a little bit of an adventure I'm going to
be going on. But I can always bring back some
hats next time I'm here. And we can, of.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Course, of course, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
We my venditors saw that from the back and he
loved it.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He thought it was wonderful for workers.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Of course, they look like they would keep the sun
right out of your head. And you know some of
the we get a lot of adventurers and water Deep
and they want the more fancy stuff, but we have,
you know, just the regular people with water Deep.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, and this is just all adventurers, you know. Well,
this was just a quick fix with a little like
vellam in the inside. You could also use it as
a super bowl.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
A super bowl absolutely when you're out in the field.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
You know, it doesn't it doesn't leak, no, because.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You put the vellom on the inside.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Ah, yes, yes, yes, absolutely that.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
That doesn't make your soup taste weird or bad.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, I mean you have to rinse so You'm.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Like, hey, buddy, let's uh, let's get on out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I just don't believe.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
You know, a bowl is just shoes for your.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, this guy gets it, that is true.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
I think that might be our new catchphrase here.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Desperately one out of the situation.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I began to head for the Rangel. Rangel smiles, but
just mumbles, what have I done?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I need to drink. Let's go show off our new duds,
our capes, our scarves, our hats, and head to the
Yummi portal?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Did you guys? Did you guys make note of the names? Just?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'll let you the names of the.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Items, the names of the items, yeah, I wrote.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The flair and the scarf of the whispering winds.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah. So I'm gonna send I'm just gonna take a
second to send both of you the information about your items.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay, okay, So so while you're doing that, you know
or is leading us out of the shop, Please don't talk. Well,
we're we're we're undercover right now.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
So I have to Well, Randall looks at showing just
do you know what kind of hat would also work
on you? What a fez?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'd never heard of those.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Little conical hat with a little task.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That sounds wonderful.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
We'll find one.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It's the Heroic Flair. Do trying to google it?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Oh, I just I made it up. Yeah, I've just
been making up. I've been making up weird magical items
and ship So yeah, there are I do some of them.
Some of the stuff that I gave you guys has
been like actual magic items. Much the hat of Heroic
Flare and actually even the scarf they're both yeah, just custom.
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I was just like, oh, what kind of like Randel
would love a hat. Maybe he will go shopping for
a special hat sometime. This sounds right up his alley.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well what accessorizing.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
He has an advantage on charisma, performance checks when he's
wearing it. Yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Hell yeah okay, So so while we're accessorizing, so do
yourn has dragged show out. Yeah, so's like, oh oh,
speaking of which, because we're we're updating our fashion, I
have something.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
For you.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
And Challo is going to pull out okay time Yeah, Well,
I mean again, we are right, we are undercover because
faith right, so is committee.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
That's the point of the middle names.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I've get into this bitness.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
It that's the desperate part.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So Shallo is going to reach into his bag and
he's gonna pull out what are essentially two hairpins. They
look like chopsticks, but what they are they are polished wood,
but the tips are iron nails, and he's going to
hand them over. These are the type of hair pins
that were worn back in the latra. But what I've
(17:25):
done is I've used these iron nails. So you could
use them as I don't know, block picks or it,
you know, because we're dealing with the fade, maybe you
need a stealth weapon. You can maybe throw them, but
just something that you can keep on your person, because
you're kind of a sneaky stab person. Yeah, that's these
are for you.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
That's very kind of you, Sean. I was not expecting this.
I appreciate it. Can you show me how to? And
she like gestures to her. She has her hair up
in a ponytail right now, but she pulls the hair
tie out and she gestures to like help her put
it up.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Well, and you've seen shells like hair. He has his
hair kind of like done up into that kind of
like anime kind of ponytail shit, you know, like little
spikes and stuff like that. So do you just want
me to kind of do what I've been doing with mine?
Or do you want somebody that looks like a bun?
What are you looking for?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
She shrugs, and she's just I mean, you gave me these.
I mean she pulls her hair back, stabs the one
of the pins in it twirls and somehow magically it
is up.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Classic that that's exactly how they work. You've got it.
It looks fantastic, It keeps your hair up, it looks fashionable.
It looks like you're put together. But you're also kind
of like accessible in that way, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Like, I just think I appreciate the term accessible, but
I do.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Well, please take into account out of centuries old.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
At this point, I understand, I really do appreciate this
shot like like approachable, approachable. Okay, sall say.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yes, yes, but you know you should be able to
stab a fairy with it if you need to.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I think they should be called the hair pins a
stab a bitch.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Hair pins hat love it, but I do appreciate this.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I it means a lot. I've not received the gift
in a while. Usually it's just me bond thinks for myself, I.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Do appreciate you all taking me in asse were and
I just wanted to repay the favor. I'm trying to
give everybody a little something to show that I appreciate
that you haven't killed me.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
It's there's a little bit of sadness. And in that
Andels is like, oh well, I.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Mean, Rangel kind of gives Shell sort of a side
hug after hearing that. It's like, it's okay, but.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No, bitch, you got one too. I gotta get for
you too. Oh no, well okay, why would you say, oh.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
No, It's just we're getting so much and now there's more.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to sound like that.
I'm just sure.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I mean so so, monk to monk you were. You
were in a monastery. You are considered a monk to
a degree.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You did not have the most pleasant time in your monastery.
And I find that that's sad, not like it epathetically,
but in uh no, you deserve better way.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So, you know, part of part of my mission, as
I understand it, is to continue the teachings of my order,
you know, is I have not been able to find
many records of my order, and I'm trying to keep
the traditions alive. So child's gonna reach into his bag
and he's going to pull out these uh wooden beads
in the form of a bracelet bracelet. Their their prayer beads,
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but they're very roughly carved. They're very roughly hewn. They
haven't been like polished or anything like that. And he's
going to hand them to Randall. Now this comes with
a lesson, This comes with kind of a spiritual process.
Is gonna pull out his own beads and they're very polished,
very smooth. They're they're actually like overly polished because he's
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had these for several centuries, right, so they serve rubbed away.
Whenever we would take time to meditate or prey, we
would rub these beads, and our natural you know, prayer
process of rubbing the beads would polish them. And it's
to show that spiritual growth takes time.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
So this is beautiful. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
It just again like if you were if you were
with my order, he would have been loved and respected.
And I just want you to know that you and
I are spiritual brothers.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I'm kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Oh no, it's like God, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So, uh, just again, I'm trying to make sure you
know I've got one for ast So.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I thought I was distressed.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I want to make sure everybody has something, you know.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Rangel puts it on and uh I put it down
in my list of items as shells.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
So yeah, no, I just wanted to give people some gifts.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
So nice.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, okay, so I've got Dejorno handled, I've got Joey
mcdonut's handled, Jefferson got his like mask lesson Distra needs hers,
and then Forte has his that I had to give him. Okay, good.
Shall's got like his little scroll and he's like checking
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off his list. It's like Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Cork, Santa O, Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yes, I was Silent Night, Garbage Day.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Uh so the rest of the team, uh Rendrell asterroid
H deliverance and shall you guys make your way after
your shopping trip, you make your way to the Yawning Mortal.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Yeah. And as we're on our way, Randel just hey,
so I have a quick question since I was sort
of out out of it for a little bit back
at the Bizarre House, in which we live. What exactly
is the plan?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Now?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Like I know we're going to the Faywhill, what are
we doing there? I'd love to be up to speed
so I can be effective.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
If I remember correctly. I believe we were going to
find some loophole. We were exploiting a loophole that we
found in the contract most.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
People that was phrasing for we and it just listed
Guy Ferry. Is that the one?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
So yes, yes, we have a couple of irons in
the fire. Untotally intended.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Heywill uh huh.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
We were thinking with our list are very efficiently numbered
and lettered entitled list. I'm sure you'll like it a lot.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
That we were going to try to convince some folks
in the food court that maybe they do not like
they do not like Guy that much to aid us.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Tewar was going to go through the contract a little
more and contact us and see if they could help
us with that wording like deliver and talk about and
then break glass in case of emergency, really try to
get the dreat to convince the dragons they were tricked
and get them on our side. So going to the
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fay wild, I believe is the call for us to
see if there are any other members that might not
like guy that much, and that's what you missed on.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Okay, just wanted to make sure we weren't going because
I don't want to like get into the Paywild and
just start stabbing things if that's not what we're doing
right off. So like I wanted to make sure not
to really screw this up real bad.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, I mean, odds are if you're heading into the
Fain Wild, you're gonna get stabbed as opposed to stabbing.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Something so stabbed by what nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Could be a dating everything there's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So I heard the flowers could kill you?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Is that when you guys met the rabbit?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, waity, yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, he was on house arrest at the time. I
wonder if he's free, what would he be able to
give us some information? He might not be around, but
his dad was super nice and he's lived there forever.
So I'm wondering if maybe maybe mister swift Foot might
be would to us you could find mister Switch, but
he's not. He seemed to be more kind of just
(26:25):
like a I'm here to be in the Fay Wild.
I'm a farmer. I'm happy, but you know, sometimes those
people know, you know, the locals.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Know the most.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah, any help would be good.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Help, true, Yeah, that place is really fun.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Does also does anybody want to take bets on whether
Umbra's been arrested in the casino yet or.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I don't want to think about that because then we'd
have to bail him out water Davy in jail, and
that's not fun. That is I only know so many evil.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, those are some odds I'm not willing to bet against.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Are we currently doing a walk and talk right now?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, you guys are shortening.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh oh, distract, distract, catch and is going to throw
something at distract. But I'm using her her fake name
because you know, spies everywhere.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
So could she get it because she because he used
her fake name? Can she get a really bad disadvantage?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
He was, all right, you know what, you know, we're
gonna so, so shall says Distra district catch uh astro
and I'm going to have you make a perception check
to see if you awesome.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Okay, my perception is pretty high. My perception is real high.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Oh damn, it's.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
An eighteen on the die, so that's a thirty one.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh shit, okay, no, you you caught. You caught him.
You you understood what he was saying, so you do.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Not have tested throw versus catch. Here she has every
and he's gonna like chuck it at her because he
knows she's gonna catch it.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
All right, So let's see. I'm gonna make you make
a make a dexterity check shell to get it too, Asterid.
I'm gonna give that a DC of you guys are walking.
I'm going to give that a d C of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Okay, dexterity check. So uh yep, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I just rolled exterity right, yeah, dexter it's yeah, it's
the D twenty. Blit your dex roll eighteen. Okay, So
you throw it in Astrid's general direction. Astrid, because you
understood what he was telling you, you do see it,
(28:59):
but you get to roll your six sterity saving throw
at disadvantage.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Disadvantage for the decks. Say, okay, I am on high
alert because I know that those names mean we might
have fay wild. However, I still have my own hands
and that is a detriment. So let's see what we get.
First role for my decks is not bad eighteen and
then with disadvantage it is in fact.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
A five for me, all right, So yeah, shall throws
this object toward Astrid, and Astrod tries to reach for it,
but like like you know when you go to somebody
(29:45):
goes to grab a football out of the air, but
it's like three feet in front of them, just like
trying to play catch for the kids.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Ah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, Oh well it's okay, it's soft. Okay,
I gather up whatever it was I was supposed to
be holding.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
What am I looking at?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
So?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
What am I looking at? She says?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So what you have essentially received is a leather bound
stress ball with the strixhaven s the cool s stitched
into it, filled with seeds and herbs to give it
some aromatics. What is a stress ball that I have made? Yes,
I know that you were rattled recently by a situation
(30:47):
with a rock that I don't quite understand. I just
feel like maybe you're in a little bit of stress.
We used to make these at the temple.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Wow, it smells nice, it's beautiful. It's thank you to
give it a bit of a squeeze and turn it over.
Practsmanship is kneezing.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yes, yes, yes, seven hundred years a lot of practice.
By the way, that leather is not me. It is
left that I picked up in down.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
I that is something I was concerned about. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I wasn't gonna be implicated, but thank you.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
It's some incense.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Is that is that jasmine? I don't I love jasmine.
I used to grow it my temple's.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And then if you see there's a spot where you
can like pull the stitching back and fill it in
with new stuff, loses its potency.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Wow, Charlotte's this is so sweet. Thank you. I stress
is something I am not unaccustomed to. And you see
astro it already is like just squeezing it a little
too tight. But really, just I'm just working I'm just
working it in. I'm just really can do it well.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, don't do that too hard or else it
is gonna pop. Oh yeah, I don't want to do that.
I've done that before.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It's bad.
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Yeah, seems you need it, Yeah, yeah, you know, it's
just it's just this whole school thing's a little stressful problem.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So I appreciate I appreciate you seeing.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That it's not a problem now I'll have to do
the same thing before.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Yeah, it's kinda say may Chan. Most likely, if he's
not using it to put butter in his mouth, he
at least has.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Catch sometimes that that giant may Chan.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
I'm that's right.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
No, Yeah, the man has.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
A second hand specifically put butter in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Each hands get slick with butter, you know what.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
That's what that makes. That's a good point. He's always
using Maychan to catch stuff because his hands are covered
in butter.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Otherwise, if you don't, I never get.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Can get like slippery with butter. But because it's a
new instance each time you start with a clean slate.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
That's a whole different fishmonger to be behind.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah, I heard.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
For that behind the portal.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
So a waffle house now, I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Just imagining that Fortee smells like ash and butter.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
I don't know, so basically a waffle.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
House like what wait, a waffle house with a smoking section.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
I know I'm not here, but this group probably smells
awful because I know, like when we were still at
the airbnb, Shall bought a whole bunch of instance and
stuff of himself. But we've been to the swamp, so
all that smell now smells like swamp. So if I
smell like a waffle house and he smells smell like
a swamp from all the instance inside of himself, I
changed my stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
The incense was after the swamp, the past, the floor
after the swamp.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, I'm just raw dogging incense and coffee beans.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Please don't put it like that.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
We we I feel like we showered. I feel like
at least I feel like at least some I had
Deliverance stuff every time you go to you.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
And I probably did. However, I don't want.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Every time Deliverance goes to have some me time she
just pictures because.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
That makes me feel.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
That would be That would be like the ten dollars
a month Patreon.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
I just imagined shells. I just imagine.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
That's why she hasn't take it in a while, just
taking showers ever since.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yep, all of Deliverance's me time is as as a
pressure washer.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I'm trying to handle wrap.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Don't call it.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I mean leather smell. Leather can smell nice. That's I mean,
this whole little.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Ir sack out the coolst on it. I mean, this
is this.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Is Do not call it a sholl sack I have
called let's not talk about his sack.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
That sounds like we can market those shall sacks.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Well, guys, thank you for it's been fun.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
This is the last episode.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yep, it's dead now let me just write down shall
sacks for sale. Super cool as anyway, thank you for
this very thoughtful and meaningful gift that I have now
called a show sack.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Oh boy, all right, so you guys make it to
the Yawning Portal and you know, you go, you go
inside and there's, yeah, the typical night crowd. It's it's
very crowded. You look around. The bouncer waves you in
(36:25):
because I think you've all been here before. Oh there's
no drinking age and water beef. It's just if you
can see over the bar. And then there's also there's
also a halfling bar, so that you know they can
also get in a drink.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Now, how tourists, if.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
You can see over one of the bars, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Are we at rainforest cafe levels?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Halfling? Halfling walks into a bar, turns out on some railing.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
I don't really know what that is.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
I'm an asking beyond portal now as a rainforest cafe,
but one.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Of the cool ones.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah, with the talking to mine and there's an animated
beholder that just kind of does a little.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Every like five minutes.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yes, well, I mean there's a rainforest cafe at yeah,
actually kind of.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
There's Elminster's story corner.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
All of the all.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Of the twenty dollars drinks come in funky potion models.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yeah, we've taken this preciously crafted.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Hey, the taps for the beer is each one in
a different head of TM at cafe and I am here,
like beer comes out of the mouth.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
That's the front of the house. You go to the
back of the house. That's where the real Yeah, that's
the salty spetoon. How tough are you? Love it?
Speaker 6 (38:05):
This is why Dungeons is failing.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Oh it's great. This is why I shut up for
half of the time, because you guys are just creating
this world of magic and mystery and.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You eventually, Oh, it's gonna be great. Eventually on the
Forgotten there's gonna be like a thing like oh yeah,
during the year forty four ninety seven through forty four
ninety eight, they try to reinforce cafe thing that didn't take.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
And somehow that's all coming from a player part.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
The beady curtain and go into the classic tavern that
they don't let everybody else into, back to the beauty.
Speaker 12 (38:45):
Oh my god, it's DJ Fisben.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Okay, Now you're just taking my narrative one.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Okay, old as wizard, like pure stereotype wizard, just like
DJing up there.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
I'm looking at the quote map. I'm looking at the
quote unquote map. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Uh fun.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That. So you guys are in the Yawning Portal, Uh
there are there is a yeah, huh.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
I think it's funny. Matt Coffin appears to be coming.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
No, no, no, no in the time. It's well, you
get all types around here. Uh so, Yeah, you guys
go to the Yawning Portal and there's like there's like
a barred group playing. It's kind of like like a
(40:00):
poppy type song, something that you guys aren't really used
to hearing. There doesn't seem to be much for instruments,
but there is a big focus on dancing and music
is coming from somewhere.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
I was just curious if this was.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
A Now is this real dragons or imagine dragons?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
H I think it's they might be drag but the
K stands for cobalts might be handling, They might be happening.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I literally need to shout up about that because my soul. Yeah,
please don't just straight in the building. It's all straight
cobalt in the building. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
Yes, his butter basket, Gee.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Dragon takes on a whole new name. I could go
for a while. I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Smooth like butter.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Oh God, speak of the devil. Where is he use you?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
My basket?
Speaker 11 (41:17):
My basket?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
If he's specific he specifically has a basket of holding
or a bag of holding for butter. Nothing else.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yep, nothing but butter in those baskets. That's why his
hands are so soft.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
At least, how would you know.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
I'm just gonna take a long step out of this potion.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
Oh yeah, I said, order food and just watch people dance,
people watch deliverance likes to people watch.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Okay, so you guys, you guys do find like a
six chair table. They're are able to they can see
that there is already somebody there, but.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Uh, you know, so there's it's Rangel's sitting down and
he doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
There's five empty chairs in one person and they're kind
of it's kind of close to the band, like to
the to the stage.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I'm going to like lift my mask in front of them,
trying to like get them to back away, like get
out of the chair.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Are you are you intimate? Are you trying to intimidate? Yes,
you're trying to, okay, freak them out.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
So there's so so like there's plenty. There's like there's
six chairs. There's four of you right now, so there's
enough room for you, guys, is to sit down with
this person there. If they're okay with you sitting with
them and still have an empty chair, well fine, I'm
not doing it then, not yet, you're perfectly I mean,
(43:11):
I'm just I'm just trying to make sure that you understand.
This isn't like a situation where somebody necessarily has to
get up.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
No, that's fine, that's fine. I won't do it. Who knows?
May this person is interesting? Maybe this is a story hooking.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Down whenever the waitress comes around for the table, including
the stranger.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We're all deranged freaks. Let's start acting like it.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
I assure you, this is all coming out of my house.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
That's the episode right there.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, sure, Why not. He just ordered around for
the guy so he can sit on the other side.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Who sits next to the stranger though? Is it me?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Yeah, that's what I was just thinking.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, okay, guy, Oh the seven foot tall fucking dragon
is gonna sit.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Next to him?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Well, sit next to the stranger.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
What if we both sit next to the stranger on
the other side? Oh no, no, that's cool all right,
So yeah, I'm gonna sit right next to him.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Hi. Hi, Hi.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
We saw you cross the room and liked your vibe.
Speaker 13 (44:35):
Oh oh, you guys.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Here for the group?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Oh my god, you guys here for the show.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Or what show? Is there a special show?
Speaker 6 (44:55):
They've got very good moves. It's very interesting.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Well, I was talking about the performers. I'm their manager.
Their names are the Double Gang Stars. That so much,
(45:20):
so quickly, so smoothly, that it's almost like it would
take two of each of them to do anything that
was our that was our goal.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
You crushed it. They're doing great.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
Yeah, and Lavender.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
He notices shell Shall you're still wearing your Pierce shirt.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Right unfortunately, No, No, I'm in my I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
No, you're good.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
The distinctive smell though of pierces.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Cigarettes, the cigarettes and left.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
No.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
So so yeah, he's like, oh yeah, yeah, we you know,
we kind of found them. My my team and I.
We find these different you know, people who like dance
kind of and we just kind of mesh mesh them
(46:25):
around until we find a good fit.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
And we think impressive. It was. It was, guy.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
You guys are lucky that you're hearing water deep at like,
this isn't their debut, but this is early on for them,
you know, ground floor stuff.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, I can't wait. Do they have an eaten?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Are they actually doppel gangers or or is that just
a clever name.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
It's it's just a clever name. They're not actually double gangers.
We just thought that it was just it was just
a play of play on words. You can you can tell,
I mean you can't tell just by looking at them
that they're not all one guy, I mean the same.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Do they what the ad jumps do they still have?
They started selling the little sketches on tiny cards that
you can collect.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
Yet we haven't gotten those yet. No, no, they can't.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Until they get the little torches that light up the
specific colors to their band. That's gonna be great. I'm
making this can world.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
God damn it.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
Hey shall Shall show him? Show our new friend here
the little rock you've got with a button on it?
Usually think about getting one of these?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, so Shall has in his sleeve because he's got
those like large concluse sleeves. He pulls it out, clicks it.
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Speaker 4 (49:02):
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(00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
About that. I wasn't quite exactly sure when, But when
I arrived at the temple, it was a multi god temple,
you know, though all sorts of worship could happen, but
it was already obliterated in a form of rubble. And
I sat on the rubble and I meditated, and then
I found myself in the past when the tower was there. Wow,
(01:05):
and that was at least a few hundred years ago.
I'm assuming it's very weird. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can I make a religion check to see if that is?
I don't want to say normal, because there were gods
and religions here, But can I do some normal Yeah?
I know, right. Can I do some sort of religion
check talking to the court religion chick to see if
that sort of astral projection is common? Like trout, like
(01:31):
sort of communication with the past is common amongst certain
religions or even possible.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead and make a make
a religion.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Check or if this is like, hey, we need to
pay attention to some of the shit because that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Fifteen.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Fifteen, So you do know that. Fifteen So you do
know that there is some aspects of some religion that
believe in astral projection to the past, and that they're
able to view and in minor ways manipulate at least
(02:12):
portions of the past without you know, totally affecting everything.
Think like doctor who and not being able to you know,
change fixed positions in time.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Doctor who, Sorry, reflexively reach over to slap on the heads.
I am so sorry enough.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, but did you know that that sort of thing
at least you don't know that it's possible, but you
do know that there are certain religious groups that believe
it to be possible.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, that's amazing. It's disorienting. I'll tell you what. It's
very it's after after a few months of having very
very mixed signals from the Lady of Silver to actually
have a clear conversation. But it takes place in the past.
(03:11):
It's very disorienting a lot of about a lot of
my current existence. I just do not understand at all.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, does anybody.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Your lack of understanding is understandable?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I yes, Sel When you tell me, when you find
me somebody who actually understands what the fuck they're doing
with their life, I will. I don't know. Eat Randall's hat.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She seems to have a ship together.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh I look at Astra, I look at as.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He's pretty cool and everything.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have you have you had extensive conversations with him yet
about Jeff.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Look if if you played basketball with a guy for
a couple hours, you really get to know them.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I met.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm imagining this very awkward silence is like
the habotachery lady is coming back with the money and
then she just has.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
To walk away again. Yeah, so you do. You do
see them come back and they're like, oh, they're in
the middle of something deep and they just kind of
walk away, but they they try to get your attention, like,
come see me when you're done with whatever's happening here.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I've been that person at the restaurant where a waiter
comes back like wave like does not come back for
a while. Yeah, we should go pay for your scarf
and maybe talk more about this over drinks while we
wait for our friends to get back to the portal,
because I mean we'll get that's where we'll meet up, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
While they're doing that, rangel It is still looking at
hats and just going, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Not that one.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Well, it's good, but I seem to remember I took
it off of someone, and I'm looking for something mine.
I see, I pilfered the hat bearing an adventure.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Doesn't that make it yours?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Good possession is nine tenths of the law. But this
was someone else's fashion choice.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
All right, Well, if you really want a new hat,
then I suppose we can continue looking around. And I'm like,
I start bringing him hats that I think are akin
to the jauntiness of his personal one or the stolen one,
And I'm like, how about this one? How about this one?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I like, how serious fashion?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, you know, Randall's a dragon. He's a dragon. Board
of course he's worried about.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
All the so so deliverance. As as Randall's looking around
at some other hats, you find one that is wide
brimmed with one side sort of curled up, beautiful, brilliant
crimson with like a big old feather coming out of
(06:30):
the top.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I under my breath go, oh, this is making up?
Hey Ngela, how about this one?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Like you can almost hear Queen singing in the background.
As he looks at it, his eyes just get bigger
and he just hi, I think I think this one too.
He takes it and he just looks around. You know,
he's getting a good look at it and takes his
hat off. I take it gently and puts this one on.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
As you put it on and Shell is walking by
you with his scarf, you can feel a slight breeze
coming off of it as your hat sort of flaps
dramatically in that breeze.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well is that snake skin?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
What material is it? Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's made out of some sort of a felt it's
not it's not like a leather. It's not a leather hat.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's got the leather belt on the hat's.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It brooks?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, Like the hat itself is made out of felt.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But they're how many feathers?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Just a single like like a peacock feather, like just
a very bright giant mother just a very bright, sort
of flamboyant feather.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Mmm, Eleen's deliverance.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
We're gonna have to do something about else.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Randel looks at himself, summons his sword and like uses
it as a cane and stands her for a second,
and he's like, yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Was gonna come over like lean up against Randall just
like you know what, Like you know, just they're going
to kind of like pose together, like, yeah, we look
dapper as ship. I'm twirling one end of my scarf.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I elbow Deliverance in in the rims and start clapping.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
As as you as you twirl the scarf, you you
can see that, uh, you can see that Randall's hat
does like kind of flap a little bit with the
with the air twirling around that.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Logistically, truly, you both look majestic.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Dramatically, if you will.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Legitimately, this scarf is probably the nicest thing I've had
her owned.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Its Rangel dismisses his blade and you just all right,
I gotta ask about the hat.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well, she's been giving us the eyes ever since we
started having the conversation, So why don't we just go
and see if we can get this happening.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Head up to the counter.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Hey, hey guys, are you guys done browsing but looking.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
As far as we're aware, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Oh, perfect, perfect, So you're gonna get sitn't it? That scarf?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
There?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Is this all together? You guys all purchasing these together.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes, we're a family.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Okay, So we.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
All together.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
We have a scarf of whisper and winds.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And what ever.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
That is the half of heroic flare.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
A heroic flare.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Heroic flare, Yes, roics flare.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I just there's a second where she puts her head
in her hands and just kind of rubs her for
her temple. And I'm really not going to talk. I
got excited over her cape anyway.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
So this is great, okay, So I remember you would
ask the bell yes about the scarf. Twenty seven is
perfect that my manager said. Twenty seven was fine, lovely
We go to twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
The hut.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Typically goes for about seven.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hundred, okay, I think with the district.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
So that would bring us up to about thirty four hundred.
But I think because you guys have been here purchasing things,
we could probably.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Knock a hundred all of that.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'd say that's that works for you. I'd say that's
very kind.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
With three hundred for these two, Thank.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You so much.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think that's very reasonable.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Of course, of course, thank you very Would you like
we to box these up or.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh I think.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Just might want to wear them out.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
With these accessories looking this nice.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
You know, of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
And we'll let people know where we got them.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Of course, thank you, We appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Counts out all of the coin. Thank you so much.
I start to deliver.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It puts on little like bifocal glasses as she starts
counting them out.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Thank you, Thank you for shopping. It's our stars.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Hope you guys have a lovely day.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Is it? Is it all right here? Kids?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
And as you're as you're turning away, shall they notice
you have you have the hats that you make like
in your like backpack or something.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I've got a hat on my head right now.
It's your custom made.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
It's you've got your.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
By the way, sir, yes, if if you have born
up that hat, I mean it's not you know.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Would we sell regular hats here too?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
We're not just a magic shall we would love to
purchase some of those hats.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Off of you.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Oh yeah, we could.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
We could probably get you about five gold with each
on those halts.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
With you you have something that.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's wonderful, that's wonderful. Yes, absolutely, I can. Uh, I've
got a little bit of an adventure I'm going to
be going on. But I can always bring back some
hats next time I'm here. And we can, of.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Course, of course, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
We my venditors saw that from the back and he
loved it.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He thought it was wonderful for workers.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Of course, they look like they would keep the sun
right out of your head. And you know some of
the we get a lot of adventurers and water Deep
and they want the more fancy stuff, but we have,
you know, just the regular people with water Deep.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, and this is just all adventurers, you know. Well,
this was just a quick fix with a little like
vellam in the inside. You could also use it as
a super bowl.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
A super bowl absolutely when you're out in the field.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
You know, it doesn't it doesn't leak, no, because.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You put the vellom on the inside.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Ah, yes, yes, yes, absolutely that.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
That doesn't make your soup taste weird or bad.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, I mean you have to rinse so You'm.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Like, hey, buddy, let's uh, let's get on out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I just don't believe.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
You know, a bowl is just shoes for your.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, this guy gets it, that is true.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
I think that might be our new catchphrase here.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Desperately one out of the situation.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I began to head for the Rangel. Rangel smiles, but
just mumbles, what have I done?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I need to drink. Let's go show off our new duds,
our capes, our scarves, our hats, and head to the
Yummi portal?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Did you guys? Did you guys make note of the names? Just?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'll let you the names of the.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Items, the names of the items, yeah, I wrote.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The flair and the scarf of the whispering winds.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah. So I'm gonna send I'm just gonna take a
second to send both of you the information about your items.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay, okay, So so while you're doing that, you know
or is leading us out of the shop, Please don't talk. Well,
we're we're we're undercover right now.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
So I have to Well, Randall looks at showing just
do you know what kind of hat would also work
on you? What a fez?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'd never heard of those.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Little conical hat with a little task.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That sounds wonderful.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
We'll find one.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It's the Heroic Flair. Do trying to google it?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Oh, I just I made it up. Yeah, I've just
been making up. I've been making up weird magical items
and ship So yeah, there are I do some of them.
Some of the stuff that I gave you guys has
been like actual magic items. Much the hat of Heroic
Flare and actually even the scarf they're both yeah, just custom.
(16:03):
I was just like, oh, what kind of like Randel
would love a hat. Maybe he will go shopping for
a special hat sometime. This sounds right up his alley.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well what accessorizing.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
He has an advantage on charisma, performance checks when he's
wearing it. Yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Hell yeah okay, So so while we're accessorizing, so do
yourn has dragged show out. Yeah, so's like, oh oh,
speaking of which, because we're we're updating our fashion, I
have something.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
For you.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
And Challo is going to pull out okay time Yeah, Well,
I mean again, we are right, we are undercover because
faith right, so is committee.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
That's the point of the middle names.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I've get into this bitness.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
It that's the desperate part.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So Shallo is going to reach into his bag and
he's gonna pull out what are essentially two hairpins. They
look like chopsticks, but what they are they are polished wood,
but the tips are iron nails, and he's going to
hand them over. These are the type of hair pins
that were worn back in the latra. But what I've
(17:25):
done is I've used these iron nails. So you could
use them as I don't know, block picks or it,
you know, because we're dealing with the fade, maybe you
need a stealth weapon. You can maybe throw them, but
just something that you can keep on your person, because
you're kind of a sneaky stab person. Yeah, that's these
are for you.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
That's very kind of you, Sean. I was not expecting this.
I appreciate it. Can you show me how to? And
she like gestures to her. She has her hair up
in a ponytail right now, but she pulls the hair
tie out and she gestures to like help her put
it up.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Well, and you've seen shells like hair. He has his
hair kind of like done up into that kind of
like anime kind of ponytail shit, you know, like little
spikes and stuff like that. So do you just want
me to kind of do what I've been doing with mine?
Or do you want somebody that looks like a bun?
What are you looking for?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
She shrugs, and she's just I mean, you gave me these.
I mean she pulls her hair back, stabs the one
of the pins in it twirls and somehow magically it
is up.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Classic that that's exactly how they work. You've got it.
It looks fantastic, It keeps your hair up, it looks fashionable.
It looks like you're put together. But you're also kind
of like accessible in that way, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Like, I just think I appreciate the term accessible, but
I do.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Well, please take into account out of centuries old.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
At this point, I understand, I really do appreciate this
shot like like approachable, approachable. Okay, sall say.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yes, yes, but you know you should be able to
stab a fairy with it if you need to.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I think they should be called the hair pins a
stab a bitch.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Hair pins hat love it, but I do appreciate this.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I it means a lot. I've not received the gift
in a while. Usually it's just me bond thinks for myself, I.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Do appreciate you all taking me in asse were and
I just wanted to repay the favor. I'm trying to
give everybody a little something to show that I appreciate
that you haven't killed me.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
It's there's a little bit of sadness. And in that
Andels is like, oh well, I.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Mean, Rangel kind of gives Shell sort of a side
hug after hearing that. It's like, it's okay, but.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No, bitch, you got one too. I gotta get for
you too. Oh no, well okay, why would you say, oh.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
No, It's just we're getting so much and now there's more.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to sound like that.
I'm just sure.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I mean so so, monk to monk you were. You
were in a monastery. You are considered a monk to
a degree.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You did not have the most pleasant time in your monastery.
And I find that that's sad, not like it epathetically,
but in uh no, you deserve better way.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So, you know, part of part of my mission, as
I understand it, is to continue the teachings of my order,
you know, is I have not been able to find
many records of my order, and I'm trying to keep
the traditions alive. So child's gonna reach into his bag
and he's going to pull out these uh wooden beads
in the form of a bracelet bracelet. Their their prayer beads,
(20:55):
but they're very roughly carved. They're very roughly hewn. They
haven't been like polished or anything like that. And he's
going to hand them to Randall. Now this comes with
a lesson, This comes with kind of a spiritual process.
Is gonna pull out his own beads and they're very polished,
very smooth. They're they're actually like overly polished because he's
(21:17):
had these for several centuries, right, so they serve rubbed away.
Whenever we would take time to meditate or prey, we
would rub these beads, and our natural you know, prayer
process of rubbing the beads would polish them. And it's
to show that spiritual growth takes time.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
So this is beautiful. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
It just again like if you were if you were
with my order, he would have been loved and respected.
And I just want you to know that you and
I are spiritual brothers.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I'm kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Oh no, it's like God, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So, uh, just again, I'm trying to make sure you
know I've got one for ast So.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I thought I was distressed.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I want to make sure everybody has something, you know.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Rangel puts it on and uh I put it down
in my list of items as shells.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
So yeah, no, I just wanted to give people some gifts.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
So nice.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, okay, so I've got Dejorno handled, I've got Joey
mcdonut's handled, Jefferson got his like mask lesson Distra needs hers,
and then Forte has his that I had to give him. Okay, good.
Shall's got like his little scroll and he's like checking
(22:48):
off his list. It's like Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Cork, Santa O, Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yes, I was Silent Night, Garbage Day.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Uh so the rest of the team, uh Rendrell asterroid
H deliverance and shall you guys make your way after
your shopping trip, you make your way to the Yawning Mortal.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Yeah. And as we're on our way, Randel just hey,
so I have a quick question since I was sort
of out out of it for a little bit back
at the Bizarre House, in which we live. What exactly
is the plan?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Now?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Like I know we're going to the Faywhill, what are
we doing there? I'd love to be up to speed
so I can be effective.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
If I remember correctly. I believe we were going to
find some loophole. We were exploiting a loophole that we
found in the contract most.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
People that was phrasing for we and it just listed
Guy Ferry. Is that the one?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
So yes, yes, we have a couple of irons in
the fire. Untotally intended.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Heywill uh huh.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
We were thinking with our list are very efficiently numbered
and lettered entitled list. I'm sure you'll like it a lot.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
That we were going to try to convince some folks
in the food court that maybe they do not like
they do not like Guy that much to aid us.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Tewar was going to go through the contract a little
more and contact us and see if they could help
us with that wording like deliver and talk about and
then break glass in case of emergency, really try to
get the dreat to convince the dragons they were tricked
and get them on our side. So going to the
(25:06):
fay wild, I believe is the call for us to
see if there are any other members that might not
like guy that much, and that's what you missed on.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Okay, just wanted to make sure we weren't going because
I don't want to like get into the Paywild and
just start stabbing things if that's not what we're doing
right off. So like I wanted to make sure not
to really screw this up real bad.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, I mean, odds are if you're heading into the
Fain Wild, you're gonna get stabbed as opposed to stabbing.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Something so stabbed by what nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Could be a dating everything there's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So I heard the flowers could kill you?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Is that when you guys met the rabbit?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, waity, yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, he was on house arrest at the time. I
wonder if he's free, what would he be able to
give us some information? He might not be around, but
his dad was super nice and he's lived there forever.
So I'm wondering if maybe maybe mister swift Foot might
be would to us you could find mister Switch, but
he's not. He seemed to be more kind of just
(26:25):
like a I'm here to be in the Fay Wild.
I'm a farmer. I'm happy, but you know, sometimes those
people know, you know, the locals.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Know the most.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah, any help would be good.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Help, true, Yeah, that place is really fun.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Does also does anybody want to take bets on whether
Umbra's been arrested in the casino yet or.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I don't want to think about that because then we'd
have to bail him out water Davy in jail, and
that's not fun. That is I only know so many evil.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, those are some odds I'm not willing to bet against.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Are we currently doing a walk and talk right now?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, you guys are shortening.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh oh, distract, distract, catch and is going to throw
something at distract. But I'm using her her fake name
because you know, spies everywhere.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
So could she get it because she because he used
her fake name? Can she get a really bad disadvantage?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
He was, all right, you know what, you know, we're
gonna so, so shall says Distra district catch uh astro
and I'm going to have you make a perception check
to see if you awesome.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Okay, my perception is pretty high. My perception is real high.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Oh damn, it's.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
An eighteen on the die, so that's a thirty one.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh shit, okay, no, you you caught. You caught him.
You you understood what he was saying, so you do.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Not have tested throw versus catch. Here she has every
and he's gonna like chuck it at her because he
knows she's gonna catch it.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
All right, So let's see. I'm gonna make you make
a make a dexterity check shell to get it too, Asterid.
I'm gonna give that a DC of you guys are walking.
I'm going to give that a d C of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Okay, dexterity check. So uh yep, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I just rolled exterity right, yeah, dexter it's yeah, it's
the D twenty. Blit your dex roll eighteen. Okay, So
you throw it in Astrid's general direction. Astrid, because you
understood what he was telling you, you do see it,
(28:59):
but you get to roll your six sterity saving throw
at disadvantage.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Disadvantage for the decks. Say, okay, I am on high
alert because I know that those names mean we might
have fay wild. However, I still have my own hands
and that is a detriment. So let's see what we get.
First role for my decks is not bad eighteen and
then with disadvantage it is in fact.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
A five for me, all right, So yeah, shall throws
this object toward Astrid, and Astrod tries to reach for it,
but like like you know when you go to somebody
(29:45):
goes to grab a football out of the air, but
it's like three feet in front of them, just like
trying to play catch for the kids.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Ah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, Oh well it's okay, it's soft. Okay,
I gather up whatever it was I was supposed to
be holding.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
What am I looking at?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
So?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
What am I looking at? She says?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So what you have essentially received is a leather bound
stress ball with the strixhaven s the cool s stitched
into it, filled with seeds and herbs to give it
some aromatics. What is a stress ball that I have made? Yes,
I know that you were rattled recently by a situation
(30:47):
with a rock that I don't quite understand. I just
feel like maybe you're in a little bit of stress.
We used to make these at the temple.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Wow, it smells nice, it's beautiful. It's thank you to
give it a bit of a squeeze and turn it over.
Practsmanship is kneezing.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yes, yes, yes, seven hundred years a lot of practice.
By the way, that leather is not me. It is
left that I picked up in down.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
I that is something I was concerned about. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I wasn't gonna be implicated, but thank you.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
It's some incense.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Is that is that jasmine? I don't I love jasmine.
I used to grow it my temple's.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And then if you see there's a spot where you
can like pull the stitching back and fill it in
with new stuff, loses its potency.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Wow, Charlotte's this is so sweet. Thank you. I stress
is something I am not unaccustomed to. And you see
astro it already is like just squeezing it a little
too tight. But really, just I'm just working I'm just
working it in. I'm just really can do it well.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, don't do that too hard or else it
is gonna pop. Oh yeah, I don't want to do that.
I've done that before.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It's bad.
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Yeah, seems you need it, Yeah, yeah, you know, it's
just it's just this whole school thing's a little stressful problem.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So I appreciate I appreciate you seeing.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That it's not a problem now I'll have to do
the same thing before.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Yeah, it's kinda say may Chan. Most likely, if he's
not using it to put butter in his mouth, he
at least has.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Catch sometimes that that giant may Chan.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
I'm that's right.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
No, Yeah, the man has.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
A second hand specifically put butter in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Each hands get slick with butter, you know what.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
That's what that makes. That's a good point. He's always
using Maychan to catch stuff because his hands are covered
in butter.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Otherwise, if you don't, I never get.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Can get like slippery with butter. But because it's a
new instance each time you start with a clean slate.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
That's a whole different fishmonger to be behind.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah, I heard.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
For that behind the portal.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
So a waffle house now, I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Just imagining that Fortee smells like ash and butter.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
I don't know, so basically a waffle.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
House like what wait, a waffle house with a smoking section.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
I know I'm not here, but this group probably smells
awful because I know, like when we were still at
the airbnb, Shall bought a whole bunch of instance and
stuff of himself. But we've been to the swamp, so
all that smell now smells like swamp. So if I
smell like a waffle house and he smells smell like
a swamp from all the instance inside of himself, I
changed my stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
The incense was after the swamp, the past, the floor
after the swamp.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, I'm just raw dogging incense and coffee beans.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Please don't put it like that.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
We we I feel like we showered. I feel like
at least I feel like at least some I had
Deliverance stuff every time you go to you.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
And I probably did. However, I don't want.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Every time Deliverance goes to have some me time she
just pictures because.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
That makes me feel.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
That would be That would be like the ten dollars
a month Patreon.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
I just imagined shells. I just imagine.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
That's why she hasn't take it in a while, just
taking showers ever since.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yep, all of Deliverance's me time is as as a
pressure washer.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I'm trying to handle wrap.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Don't call it.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I mean leather smell. Leather can smell nice. That's I mean,
this whole little.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Ir sack out the coolst on it. I mean, this
is this.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Is Do not call it a sholl sack I have
called let's not talk about his sack.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
That sounds like we can market those shall sacks.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Well, guys, thank you for it's been fun.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
This is the last episode.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yep, it's dead now let me just write down shall
sacks for sale. Super cool as anyway, thank you for
this very thoughtful and meaningful gift that I have now
called a show sack.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Oh boy, all right, so you guys make it to
the Yawning Portal and you know, you go, you go
inside and there's, yeah, the typical night crowd. It's it's
very crowded. You look around. The bouncer waves you in
(36:25):
because I think you've all been here before. Oh there's
no drinking age and water beef. It's just if you
can see over the bar. And then there's also there's
also a halfling bar, so that you know they can
also get in a drink.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Now, how tourists, if.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
You can see over one of the bars, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Are we at rainforest cafe levels?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Halfling? Halfling walks into a bar, turns out on some railing.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
I don't really know what that is.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
I'm an asking beyond portal now as a rainforest cafe,
but one.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Of the cool ones.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah, with the talking to mine and there's an animated
beholder that just kind of does a little.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Every like five minutes.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yes, well, I mean there's a rainforest cafe at yeah,
actually kind of.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
There's Elminster's story corner.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
All of the all.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Of the twenty dollars drinks come in funky potion models.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yeah, we've taken this preciously crafted.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Hey, the taps for the beer is each one in
a different head of TM at cafe and I am here,
like beer comes out of the mouth.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
That's the front of the house. You go to the
back of the house. That's where the real Yeah, that's
the salty spetoon. How tough are you? Love it?
Speaker 6 (38:05):
This is why Dungeons is failing.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Oh it's great. This is why I shut up for
half of the time, because you guys are just creating
this world of magic and mystery and.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You eventually, Oh, it's gonna be great. Eventually on the
Forgotten there's gonna be like a thing like oh yeah,
during the year forty four ninety seven through forty four
ninety eight, they try to reinforce cafe thing that didn't take.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
And somehow that's all coming from a player part.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
The beady curtain and go into the classic tavern that
they don't let everybody else into, back to the beauty.
Speaker 12 (38:45):
Oh my god, it's DJ Fisben.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Okay, Now you're just taking my narrative one.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Okay, old as wizard, like pure stereotype wizard, just like
DJing up there.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
I'm looking at the quote map. I'm looking at the
quote unquote map. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Uh fun.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That. So you guys are in the Yawning Portal, Uh
there are there is a yeah, huh.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
I think it's funny. Matt Coffin appears to be coming.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
No, no, no, no in the time. It's well, you
get all types around here. Uh so, Yeah, you guys
go to the Yawning Portal and there's like there's like
a barred group playing. It's kind of like like a
(40:00):
poppy type song, something that you guys aren't really used
to hearing. There doesn't seem to be much for instruments,
but there is a big focus on dancing and music
is coming from somewhere.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
I was just curious if this was.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
A Now is this real dragons or imagine dragons?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
H I think it's they might be drag but the
K stands for cobalts might be handling, They might be happening.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I literally need to shout up about that because my soul. Yeah,
please don't just straight in the building. It's all straight
cobalt in the building. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
Yes, his butter basket, Gee.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Dragon takes on a whole new name. I could go
for a while. I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Smooth like butter.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Oh God, speak of the devil. Where is he use you?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
My basket?
Speaker 11 (41:17):
My basket?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
If he's specific he specifically has a basket of holding
or a bag of holding for butter. Nothing else.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yep, nothing but butter in those baskets. That's why his
hands are so soft.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
At least, how would you know.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
I'm just gonna take a long step out of this potion.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
Oh yeah, I said, order food and just watch people dance,
people watch deliverance likes to people watch.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Okay, so you guys, you guys do find like a
six chair table. They're are able to they can see
that there is already somebody there, but.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Uh, you know, so there's it's Rangel's sitting down and
he doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
There's five empty chairs in one person and they're kind
of it's kind of close to the band, like to
the to the stage.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I'm going to like lift my mask in front of them,
trying to like get them to back away, like get
out of the chair.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Are you are you intimate? Are you trying to intimidate? Yes,
you're trying to, okay, freak them out.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
So there's so so like there's plenty. There's like there's
six chairs. There's four of you right now, so there's
enough room for you, guys, is to sit down with
this person there. If they're okay with you sitting with
them and still have an empty chair, well fine, I'm
not doing it then, not yet, you're perfectly I mean,
(43:11):
I'm just I'm just trying to make sure that you understand.
This isn't like a situation where somebody necessarily has to
get up.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
No, that's fine, that's fine. I won't do it. Who knows?
May this person is interesting? Maybe this is a story hooking.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Down whenever the waitress comes around for the table, including
the stranger.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We're all deranged freaks. Let's start acting like it.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
I assure you, this is all coming out of my house.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
That's the episode right there.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, sure, Why not. He just ordered around for
the guy so he can sit on the other side.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Who sits next to the stranger though? Is it me?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Yeah, that's what I was just thinking.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, okay, guy, Oh the seven foot tall fucking dragon
is gonna sit.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Next to him?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Well, sit next to the stranger.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
What if we both sit next to the stranger on
the other side? Oh no, no, that's cool all right,
So yeah, I'm gonna sit right next to him.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Hi. Hi, Hi.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
We saw you cross the room and liked your vibe.
Speaker 13 (44:35):
Oh oh, you guys.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Here for the group?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Oh my god, you guys here for the show.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Or what show? Is there a special show?
Speaker 6 (44:55):
They've got very good moves. It's very interesting.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Well, I was talking about the performers. I'm their manager.
Their names are the Double Gang Stars. That so much,
(45:20):
so quickly, so smoothly, that it's almost like it would
take two of each of them to do anything that
was our that was our goal.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
You crushed it. They're doing great.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
Yeah, and Lavender.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
He notices shell Shall you're still wearing your Pierce shirt.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Right unfortunately, No, No, I'm in my I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
No, you're good.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
The distinctive smell though of pierces.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Cigarettes, the cigarettes and left.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
No.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
So so yeah, he's like, oh yeah, yeah, we you know,
we kind of found them. My my team and I.
We find these different you know, people who like dance
kind of and we just kind of mesh mesh them
(46:25):
around until we find a good fit.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
And we think impressive. It was. It was, guy.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
You guys are lucky that you're hearing water deep at like,
this isn't their debut, but this is early on for them,
you know, ground floor stuff.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, I can't wait. Do they have an eaten?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Are they actually doppel gangers or or is that just
a clever name.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
It's it's just a clever name. They're not actually double gangers.
We just thought that it was just it was just
a play of play on words. You can you can tell,
I mean you can't tell just by looking at them
that they're not all one guy, I mean the same.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Do they what the ad jumps do they still have?
They started selling the little sketches on tiny cards that
you can collect.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
Yet we haven't gotten those yet. No, no, they can't.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Until they get the little torches that light up the
specific colors to their band. That's gonna be great. I'm
making this can world.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
God damn it.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
Hey shall Shall show him? Show our new friend here
the little rock you've got with a button on it?
Usually think about getting one of these?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, so Shall has in his sleeve because he's got
those like large concluse sleeves. He pulls it out, clicks it.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
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Speaker 4 (49:02):
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