June 30, 2025 • 23 mins
💔 Welcome back to Squeal! 🐷
The chaos-themed podcast for those of us who believes revenge on your ex is a dish best served unhinged.
In this juicy episode, Cheeky Velvet is joined by high school bestie Abbie Sims to unpack one seriously messy revenge plot, the unhinged rumours that followed, and… well, let’s just say maggots may have been involved. 🪰 💅
No dogs were harmed, but reputations? Debatable. What really went down? What was the revenge? And who started the wildest rumour? 🫢 Press play to find out.
It’s gossip, girlhood, and gloriously petty payback. 🐽
The chaos-themed podcast for those of us who believes revenge on your ex is a dish best served unhinged.
In this juicy episode, Cheeky Velvet is joined by high school bestie Abbie Sims to unpack one seriously messy revenge plot, the unhinged rumours that followed, and… well, let’s just say maggots may have been involved. 🪰 💅
No dogs were harmed, but reputations? Debatable. What really went down? What was the revenge? And who started the wildest rumour? 🫢 Press play to find out.
It’s gossip, girlhood, and gloriously petty payback. 🐽
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome to Squeal.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sorry for the delays on this episode. A lot of
things happen this week. I started playing the sims I
totally I burnt my sim. I've never played the sims
by the way. I burnt my sim in a fire.
It was pretty bad. So basically she was cooking some
(00:24):
shit and the fire brigade came and I didn't know
the PS controls, and yeah, it got pretty pretty awful
and I just freaked out. So literally I just turned
the game off. Anyway, and some other news, I got
a new new role, so I'm going to be officially
a pr girly. My partner is back from Europe, so
(00:48):
we've been playing catch up and he's spoilt me rotten,
so he followed my stories.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You've seen that. He absolutely spoiled me and got me
lots of jockeys.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
From Belgium and a few other little goodie so that's
kind of been fun too. But anyway, we're going to
get into the Squeal of this week, and I'm really
excited because I am joined by the absolutely gorgeous Abby.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello. Thanks for having me, Thanks for asking me to
be on this pod.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm so excited that you're on this pod because I
know it's going to be chaos.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
This is like my dream, Like I've always wanted to
be on a podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And also so we are drinking. We're drinking. I've gotten
into the chips.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Which is like she's gotten into the chips. Yeah. Literally,
I like crammed a few in my mouth. Was it
not pretty?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's like so unnecessarily.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
My god.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It was like she was like, Aby's like, so this
is a podcast about being a.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This would be fun. Okay, all right, so we're after
a good start.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So I because it's you and you, Abby's.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Known me for a really long time. How fucking how
long has it been? Like high school?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I think we met in like yeah, I think
I moved to Brisbane in like year nine or year
ten or something like that. Yeah, kind of knew you
were about and then you were kind of like my
friend in an outside group. I mean like, yeah, we
both had like our own friendship groups, but you were
just kind of my friend that we kind of got
(02:28):
back to and we you know, went to Katie Perry together.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
We went to Katie Perry.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, I realized because like, you know, the first
episode I was talking about I went.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To Katy Perry. It was the fourth time I've seen
Katie Perry.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Do you remember we saw Katy Perry for like three
hundred dollars and we basically touched her hand.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I know, we were at the front, we were in
the little pit. It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I know, it was great. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We've got some mems. We go back a long time,
we do. It's really funny. My mom's friend. I saw
my mum's friend today and she was like, I remember
when you were a shy kid.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't remember math. I know you're a different person.
In high school, you were like Gaga came into our
lives and you were just like, yeah, I'm Gaga.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I was just like, yeah, I used to. I don't
know if you were there for me. I don't think
you were there for this bit, but.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean you knew all my Gaga stuff. I would
like impersonate Gaga. I would lie across the tables in Math.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I wasn't in your maths glass, but go on, no.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I know because I was in math, B were you
really You're a smart girl. I was a smart girl,
but I just didn't like algebra.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I did pre vocational maths embarrassing because I knew you
didn't need it for pie, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Was just like easy school, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I resent that they never taught us, like like, I
just didn't do my tax for like four years.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've done.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I just like to say I know this on the pod.
I've done my tax. I'm like up to date.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm legal now, and you're like, and I owe the government.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I just it made me so nervous, and I resented
that we never like talked about tax in.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That literally they never tell you about anything that's like useful.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And they were like, let's put let's put like letters
in math, and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
If you ever needed to use san cause.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah see.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah exactly. Okay, all right, we're both on the
day the way.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We are in the I'm on the wait what your
your mixer of choice was lemon sugar sugar free lemon lemonade.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Lemonade because we're skinty, and we're also drinking Tito's vodka,
which is American.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I think I just finished your Tito's vodkas.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I've got another bottle of that.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Look we're going to smash out the pods tonight. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Anyway, let's let's get onto the topic of today. Yes,
so the squeal and reveal. I thought this would be
a really good episode to backtrack history because there were
things that we never got to like talk about, right,
So let's talk about Xes.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, no, no, but.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, Xes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And the other theme is revenge because you know, we
like to we like to dive in deep here.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Because we're patty bitches.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah. I feel like I'm so much better now though,
like I'm less grown, I'm less of a gun.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You're a grown girl.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
By the way, if I didn't, I should do the
explicit swear warning.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I get I got in so much trouble for the
first episode.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Parental advisory after the swear words already dropped. I'm gonna
have to like beat my own podcast. Anyway, So let's
talk about Xes and revenge. So, you know my first
ex that cooked me?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That was that was it?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah school?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna call him Dan on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh wait, I forgot about him. High school went so
not the okay, no, yeah, sorry, I'm the vodkas are
running deep. So we've got the high school boyf which
was a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I feel like I cooked him.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, bless I love honestly, I have a I
always have a soft spot for him. Yeah, he's kind
very funny anyway. So second exy, this is the one
that cooked me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We're gonna call him Dan yea. Yeah, so I think
this is the one where broke my heart.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
First love had to get revenge.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, I know what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You know, look, you know it actually just didn't work
out because we just were different people and I think
we want different things.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I want to move to Melbourne. A lot of things,
a lot like you were there.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
A lot of things happened, and I think we just
were incompatible life lifestyles. Yeah, so fair enough, but I
still was a petty bitch. Tell me okay, all right,
So I don't know how long after the breakup it was.
I think it might have been like three months or so.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It was quite a long time. Like you didn't just
do it straight away, you'd actually had time to think.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Okay, So we lived together, right, So we lived together
and we had Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
My god, I don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You haven't heard my You've heard through the grape vine.
What happened, but I don't think you ever heard the story.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Hey, like I've heard, Yeah, what have you heard?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Sheould you tell me what you've heard first, and I'll
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, So actually this happened like not that long ago.
I went to Dan's birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he is probably still is.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He's always still a twin and they have an older
brother old.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, what are we going to call Tim? Tim?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And Tim was telling me he's like, Jackie sent a
dead bird or something to us, and then the dog
ate it and then almost died.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Like would you yeah? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
He said that, and I was like in shock because
I was like, I've never heard this version of this story.
I shared rotten potatoes so I heard.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, so you're going to finally get the story tonight. Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Also, the dog didn't die. The dog did die.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
After Flake dies, but she was.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Like twenty okay, yeah, she was an old girl, like
she died of old age. Just so everybody knows, Jackie
did not kill this dog.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Thank you for wait, I sent a bird?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Wait, you had like a dead bird?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay, my god, are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
All right, I'd like to just for everyone today, I'd
like to clear my name. There was no dead bird.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It sounds like I'm a witch. I should maybe I
should just roll with it.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, I put a hex on it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
There was no dead bird. Rotting potatoes.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes, I heard the rotting potatoes directly from Dan. Yeah,
and I was just like, oh, okay, like that doesn't
seem like that bad.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But also whatever, okay, so look, it was the rotting potatoes.
So I actually with a.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Girlfriend who obviously can't name for reasons. So she dated
Tim Dan's older brother, right, right, So they were both
out X's at the same time, and one Friday night,
we didn't have a lot to do except you know, obsess.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Over excess I should do.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And so when Dan and I lived together, we had
a like you know how you go those like home
homeware stores and they have like potato jar like that
kind of or like potato tin or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
you go to cal and they have like sugar tin,
you're that kind of thing. Yeah, there was like a
(10:26):
tin that I'd put potatoes in.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Right, I didn't know they did those potatoes.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't I don't even know. Maybe it was potatoes
I put potatoes in it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So we lived together in a suburb in Brisbane, and
under the sink I put so I put potatoes in
this tin under the sink and just forgot about them
for the whole time we lived together. Yeah, or like
the last six months of us living together, because we
lived together like nearly a year.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So we decided before so we moved out of our
place before we broke up. So I moved back with
mum and dad because I was like, I'm going to
be an artist. I'm going to move to Melbourne, right,
I'm gonna be checking velvet. And he moved back with
his respected parents, right, And so this tin of potatoes
made it back to my place and.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He moved that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah. I didn't even eat it, just was.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
With a box of stuff, right, And he'd been sitting there,
the tin of potatoes has been sitting there for six months.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So the potatoes had gathered.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
They'd gathered like spikes that they got no way worse
than that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
They were a mush. They had what are the worms
called the you know parson.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, they had the paras maggots, the maggot that's even worse.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They were full of maggots.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
They were a slush and so I was like, look,
let's return his stuff. So I was like, oh my god,
let's like, you know, fucking hard revenge, heartbroken bitch. Not
Also at the time, if you were like, you're saying
(12:19):
let her drive tonight, like let her make decisions, not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So I was making decisions that night.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So my girlfriend and I we got this potato slime juice.
We put it in a pump bottle. So you know
those pump bottles you can get from Bunnings. They spray
like you spray the garden with this pump kind of thing,
and Mum and dad never throws stuff out. So I
found a can of salmon from the nighties.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Jacklin.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I know. Look, I'm not proud, but I am. You
were petty, Yeah, I was petty.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I you know, I'm a different person now. But anyway,
so we cracked open this can of salmon juice from
the nineties and we mixed it from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, I just don't throw it out.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Wait, that's diabolical.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So we put this maggot juice with this salmon juice
from the nineties into this like pump bottle right, shook
it around a bit, jumped in my noble Burina. Yep,
so we jumped in my burina. We went round, so
(13:38):
it was it was obviously like it was late at night.
We went round the back of said X's place.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And we thought we were being stealthy, right.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It was like, you know, a little bit steakout, spy
mission kind of vibe.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
And I turned my engine.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Off so they that the road behind this Exors place
is kind of on a like a slopes, like on
a hill. His whole house is on the hill, and
you can very clearly see this back road from the
it's a big house.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You can see the back roads.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So I turned my lights off and I turned the
engine off so we wouldn't be noticed. And we ended
up like and I hit like I basically like took
the handbrake off, and because the car was off, so
basically we just like roll in the dark car just
like I don't know if you've ever seen there's a
scene in Matilda where the car just.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Like rolls down the streets. The car just rolled down
the street and I tried to like hit the brakes,
but they wouldn't engage because the car was off the
cars just.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Like free rolling like down the street, and I'm like, fuck, anyway,
get control of that situation.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Break hit the brakes.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So we get this spray bottle concoction out head to
the backyard. We didn't we didn't climb the fence. We
didn't actually cross. We did a couple sprays.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right, and basically like.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
There was so much this is discuss you're already for
like you ick, yeah, please, there was so much mush
in the spray bottle that it wouldn't spray because there
was so much like maggot mush.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It was thick. It was like a thick concoction. So
we just poured it out, got just into his garten. Yeah,
just in the garden.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
To be honest, like it was a bit of a fail,
Like we we tried to get the liquid out, but honestly, nothing,
nothing really came out of this bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And we tried to pour a little bit out.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It didn't work, and so we called it a night,
laughed our heads off, and went home.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And then that was that.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And it became I heard so much through the grape
vine that this story got circulated, like and a lot
of like dead bird different versions.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I thought you killed crow. I was like, that doesn't
sound like her.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Also, but I felt like fucking burning, you know, like
the Bible at home.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
But also like they so Dan never said that, Like
Dan never like said anything about that bird story, but
his twin told me something about ron and potatoes and
I was like, oh, okay, like and then the dog
and I was like, well, the dog's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But I didn't kill the dog.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You didn't kill the The dog was twenty years old.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Just for reference, potato gate, huh.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
She died eight years later.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Causes if I might add, oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, since look since then, it's funny. I actually really
remember having this feeling that night.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It did make me feel better. Unfortunately it didn't. No,
I actually felt really I actually after that.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So I was with my friends, so I didn't like,
you know, have a little breakdown.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But I went home and cried.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I actually I was like underneath like this like wall
of anger is actually just like it's sadness.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But was there ever really anger if you kind of
I know, you broke up in like there wasn't anything
that like he didn't cheat on you cheating.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think that's what made it harder is that it
wasn't not that i'd like amicable, is that it didn't
end because anyone like did something. It ended because like
the situation just wasn't right and we and I was
I was really angry that he couldn't be the person
(17:48):
that I needed him to be. And also like if
I'm being petty, should I and go on?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
You know, two weeks in I said to him, I'm
going to move to Melbour.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
We all knew that early.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
On, yeah, And he was like, yep, absolutely, I'm all in.
And I was like, are you sure because I'm going
to move to felved And two and a half years
later he was like, I'd never.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Do that for you.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
And so I think my hurt at like that idea
coming to a close. And I don't I don't blame him,
like you know, we were we were really we were young, Like,
I don't, I don't hold any anger or anything. I
think at that time I was really angry because I
was like, you said you were going to be this person.
(18:35):
But and I was also like twenty two, like twenty.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Two with a broken heart, and he is.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, I absolutely don't blame him, but at the time,
I was angry that he couldn't step up into the
person I needed.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
And that wasn't fair on him.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Because like he you know, he wanted his own like
he had his own idea of his life. And also
like as much as I'd like that reality to come true,
I was like, that's not what's actually happening here, Like
he needs to go live out his dream.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
And like from what I.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Heard, I saw him for the first time in seven
years something like.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
That, because I'm still friends with yeah, yeah, I'm still
friends with Dan and his twin.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, and they're actually they're lovely sweet people.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
They are, and you know, he obviously saw them for
the first time in that many years after the birthday
and my third birthday, and there were there didn't seem
to be any hard feelings. So I'm just glad that
that's kind of dealt with. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh no, it was. It was actually really it was.
We had a really nice conversation and he I feel
a bit bad.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He messaged me to catch up.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He had to go Look, you know, I have a
lot of a lot of people on the block list.
He had to go through a lot of channels to
get to me, the poor guy. And I think just
like life got in the way. And yeah, and also
I think I've just you know, we're in very different headspaces.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So oh yeah, you're very different people. And yeah, you
know you're both thriving thriving now and like you're both
my friends.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
So yeah, no, and like honestly, after all that, like
I just wish I'm the best and you know, and
now I feel like my ex revenge is very like.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I just don't bother.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I'm a different Like I'm at the point where I'm
just like, you know, you just go live your life
and it gets.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Like that, Yeah, it just you don't want to. It's
almost a little bit embarrassing when you commit revenge, like
you think back on things like my you know, my
ex before my my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Now, like I want to ask you about your revenge
with your.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Revenge, you know, I'm not. I don't feel like I'm
a vengeful person.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No, you're not.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But you know, my ex boyfriend we were together four
and a half years. We lived together. Yeah, it kind
of fizzled out. We were kind of like roommates at
the end of it. And it did kind of end amicably. Obviously,
I was very you know, I was heartbroken because he
kind of ended it naturally.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Sorry, it's but like it just it hurts, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, And you know, I was drinking much more than usual.
Like I was a big drinker anyway, but I was
drinking much more than usual. And you know, i'd call him,
he wouldn't answer, so I'd call his best friend yep,
who I don't think liked me at all, and we'd
have big conversations about and I can't remember those conversations
(21:38):
because I was so drunk. So you know, I I
do know that he's living his life now and I
hope he's doing well. But yeah, no, I haven't ever
done anything like super revengeful to an Accident't think that
I can think of You're you're hinged.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm not unhinged.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'm unhinged in other ways. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I
feel like he might say that I was a pretty
horrible ex to have because I was a little bit crazy.
I did go through a nervous breakdown after that, but you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Know, I think and also the end is usually where
all the worst stuff comes out, like for both.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Parties as well. Like you push each other.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
To the limits at the end as well, and you know,
I doubt I doubt that.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Oh he never mistreated me. I don't feel like I
mistreated him. But you know, people grow apart, you know,
especially in your twenties as well. When you get together
at a certain age when you're like twenty four, and
then you break up when you're twenty eight or something,
you're actually different, very different. You're very different.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Absolutely, those are like yeah, now, like now we're both thirty, right,
even though we hate to admit it, I'm twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Are you twenty nine?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I was gonna say no, you're nine four, but November
eighty for you. Yeah, don't tell everyone.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Oh my god, you are that. Oh my god, I'm
about to catch up to you. Anyway. If you have
your own revenge story, we want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You can flick us a DM at squeal Pod on Instagram,
or you can email us squealpod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
We can't wait to hear it. And thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you so much for tuning in with
this episode. Thank you Abby for being on the pod.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh my god, yeah, we have one more episode together,
so tune in for that episode. The chaos continues and
peace out Guys one wa
Hey guys, welcome to Squeal.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sorry for the delays on this episode. A lot of
things happen this week. I started playing the sims I
totally I burnt my sim. I've never played the sims
by the way. I burnt my sim in a fire.
It was pretty bad. So basically she was cooking some
(00:24):
shit and the fire brigade came and I didn't know
the PS controls, and yeah, it got pretty pretty awful
and I just freaked out. So literally I just turned
the game off. Anyway, and some other news, I got
a new new role, so I'm going to be officially
a pr girly. My partner is back from Europe, so
(00:48):
we've been playing catch up and he's spoilt me rotten,
so he followed my stories.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You've seen that. He absolutely spoiled me and got me
lots of jockeys.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
From Belgium and a few other little goodie so that's
kind of been fun too. But anyway, we're going to
get into the Squeal of this week, and I'm really
excited because I am joined by the absolutely gorgeous Abby.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello. Thanks for having me, Thanks for asking me to
be on this pod.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm so excited that you're on this pod because I
know it's going to be chaos.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
This is like my dream, Like I've always wanted to
be on a podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And also so we are drinking. We're drinking. I've gotten
into the chips.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Which is like she's gotten into the chips. Yeah. Literally,
I like crammed a few in my mouth. Was it
not pretty?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's like so unnecessarily.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
My god.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It was like she was like, Aby's like, so this
is a podcast about being a.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This would be fun. Okay, all right, so we're after
a good start.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So I because it's you and you, Abby's.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Known me for a really long time. How fucking how
long has it been? Like high school?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I think we met in like yeah, I think
I moved to Brisbane in like year nine or year
ten or something like that. Yeah, kind of knew you
were about and then you were kind of like my
friend in an outside group. I mean like, yeah, we
both had like our own friendship groups, but you were
just kind of my friend that we kind of got
(02:28):
back to and we you know, went to Katie Perry together.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
We went to Katie Perry.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, I realized because like, you know, the first
episode I was talking about I went.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To Katy Perry. It was the fourth time I've seen
Katie Perry.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Do you remember we saw Katy Perry for like three
hundred dollars and we basically touched her hand.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I know, we were at the front, we were in
the little pit. It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I know, it was great. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We've got some mems. We go back a long time,
we do. It's really funny. My mom's friend. I saw
my mum's friend today and she was like, I remember
when you were a shy kid.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't remember math. I know you're a different person.
In high school, you were like Gaga came into our
lives and you were just like, yeah, I'm Gaga.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I was just like, yeah, I used to. I don't
know if you were there for me. I don't think
you were there for this bit, but.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean you knew all my Gaga stuff. I would
like impersonate Gaga. I would lie across the tables in Math.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I wasn't in your maths glass, but go on, no.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I know because I was in math, B were you
really You're a smart girl. I was a smart girl,
but I just didn't like algebra.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I did pre vocational maths embarrassing because I knew you
didn't need it for pie, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Was just like easy school, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I resent that they never taught us, like like, I
just didn't do my tax for like four years.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've done.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I just like to say I know this on the pod.
I've done my tax. I'm like up to date.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm legal now, and you're like, and I owe the government.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I just it made me so nervous, and I resented
that we never like talked about tax in.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That literally they never tell you about anything that's like useful.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And they were like, let's put let's put like letters
in math, and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
If you ever needed to use san cause.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah see.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah exactly. Okay, all right, we're both on the
day the way.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We are in the I'm on the wait what your
your mixer of choice was lemon sugar sugar free lemon lemonade.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Lemonade because we're skinty, and we're also drinking Tito's vodka,
which is American.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I think I just finished your Tito's vodkas.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I've got another bottle of that.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Look we're going to smash out the pods tonight. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Anyway, let's let's get onto the topic of today. Yes,
so the squeal and reveal. I thought this would be
a really good episode to backtrack history because there were
things that we never got to like talk about, right,
So let's talk about Xes.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, no, no, but.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, Xes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And the other theme is revenge because you know, we
like to we like to dive in deep here.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Because we're patty bitches.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah. I feel like I'm so much better now though,
like I'm less grown, I'm less of a gun.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You're a grown girl.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
By the way, if I didn't, I should do the
explicit swear warning.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I get I got in so much trouble for the
first episode.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Parental advisory after the swear words already dropped. I'm gonna
have to like beat my own podcast. Anyway, So let's
talk about Xes and revenge. So, you know my first
ex that cooked me?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That was that was it?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah school?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna call him Dan on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh wait, I forgot about him. High school went so
not the okay, no, yeah, sorry, I'm the vodkas are
running deep. So we've got the high school boyf which
was a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I feel like I cooked him.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, bless I love honestly, I have a I
always have a soft spot for him. Yeah, he's kind
very funny anyway. So second exy, this is the one
that cooked me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We're gonna call him Dan yea. Yeah, so I think
this is the one where broke my heart.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
First love had to get revenge.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, I know what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You know, look, you know it actually just didn't work
out because we just were different people and I think
we want different things.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I want to move to Melbourne. A lot of things,
a lot like you were there.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
A lot of things happened, and I think we just
were incompatible life lifestyles. Yeah, so fair enough, but I
still was a petty bitch. Tell me okay, all right,
So I don't know how long after the breakup it was.
I think it might have been like three months or so.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It was quite a long time. Like you didn't just
do it straight away, you'd actually had time to think.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Okay, So we lived together, right, So we lived together
and we had Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
My god, I don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You haven't heard my You've heard through the grape vine.
What happened, but I don't think you ever heard the story.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Hey, like I've heard, Yeah, what have you heard?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Sheould you tell me what you've heard first, and I'll
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, So actually this happened like not that long ago.
I went to Dan's birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he is probably still is.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He's always still a twin and they have an older
brother old.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, what are we going to call Tim? Tim?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And Tim was telling me he's like, Jackie sent a
dead bird or something to us, and then the dog
ate it and then almost died.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Like would you yeah? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
He said that, and I was like in shock because
I was like, I've never heard this version of this story.
I shared rotten potatoes so I heard.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, so you're going to finally get the story tonight. Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Also, the dog didn't die. The dog did die.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
After Flake dies, but she was.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Like twenty okay, yeah, she was an old girl, like
she died of old age. Just so everybody knows, Jackie
did not kill this dog.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Thank you for wait, I sent a bird?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Wait, you had like a dead bird?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay, my god, are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
All right, I'd like to just for everyone today, I'd
like to clear my name. There was no dead bird.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It sounds like I'm a witch. I should maybe I
should just roll with it.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, I put a hex on it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
There was no dead bird. Rotting potatoes.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes, I heard the rotting potatoes directly from Dan. Yeah,
and I was just like, oh, okay, like that doesn't
seem like that bad.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But also whatever, okay, so look, it was the rotting potatoes.
So I actually with a.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Girlfriend who obviously can't name for reasons. So she dated
Tim Dan's older brother, right, right, So they were both
out X's at the same time, and one Friday night,
we didn't have a lot to do except you know, obsess.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Over excess I should do.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And so when Dan and I lived together, we had
a like you know how you go those like home
homeware stores and they have like potato jar like that
kind of or like potato tin or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
you go to cal and they have like sugar tin,
you're that kind of thing. Yeah, there was like a
(10:26):
tin that I'd put potatoes in.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Right, I didn't know they did those potatoes.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't I don't even know. Maybe it was potatoes
I put potatoes in it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So we lived together in a suburb in Brisbane, and
under the sink I put so I put potatoes in
this tin under the sink and just forgot about them
for the whole time we lived together. Yeah, or like
the last six months of us living together, because we
lived together like nearly a year.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So we decided before so we moved out of our
place before we broke up. So I moved back with
mum and dad because I was like, I'm going to
be an artist. I'm going to move to Melbourne, right,
I'm gonna be checking velvet. And he moved back with
his respected parents, right, And so this tin of potatoes
made it back to my place and.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He moved that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah. I didn't even eat it, just was.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
With a box of stuff, right, And he'd been sitting there,
the tin of potatoes has been sitting there for six months.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So the potatoes had gathered.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
They'd gathered like spikes that they got no way worse
than that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
They were a mush. They had what are the worms
called the you know parson.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, they had the paras maggots, the maggot that's even worse.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They were full of maggots.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
They were a slush and so I was like, look,
let's return his stuff. So I was like, oh my god,
let's like, you know, fucking hard revenge, heartbroken bitch. Not
Also at the time, if you were like, you're saying
(12:19):
let her drive tonight, like let her make decisions, not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So I was making decisions that night.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So my girlfriend and I we got this potato slime juice.
We put it in a pump bottle. So you know
those pump bottles you can get from Bunnings. They spray
like you spray the garden with this pump kind of thing,
and Mum and dad never throws stuff out. So I
found a can of salmon from the nighties.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Jacklin.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I know. Look, I'm not proud, but I am. You
were petty, Yeah, I was petty.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I you know, I'm a different person now. But anyway,
so we cracked open this can of salmon juice from
the nineties and we mixed it from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, I just don't throw it out.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Wait, that's diabolical.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So we put this maggot juice with this salmon juice
from the nineties into this like pump bottle right, shook
it around a bit, jumped in my noble Burina. Yep,
so we jumped in my burina. We went round, so
(13:38):
it was it was obviously like it was late at night.
We went round the back of said X's place.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And we thought we were being stealthy, right.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It was like, you know, a little bit steakout, spy
mission kind of vibe.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
And I turned my engine.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Off so they that the road behind this Exors place
is kind of on a like a slopes, like on
a hill. His whole house is on the hill, and
you can very clearly see this back road from the
it's a big house.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You can see the back roads.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So I turned my lights off and I turned the
engine off so we wouldn't be noticed. And we ended
up like and I hit like I basically like took
the handbrake off, and because the car was off, so
basically we just like roll in the dark car just
like I don't know if you've ever seen there's a
scene in Matilda where the car just.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Like rolls down the streets. The car just rolled down
the street and I tried to like hit the brakes,
but they wouldn't engage because the car was off the
cars just.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Like free rolling like down the street, and I'm like, fuck, anyway,
get control of that situation.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Break hit the brakes.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So we get this spray bottle concoction out head to
the backyard. We didn't we didn't climb the fence. We
didn't actually cross. We did a couple sprays.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right, and basically like.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
There was so much this is discuss you're already for
like you ick, yeah, please, there was so much mush
in the spray bottle that it wouldn't spray because there
was so much like maggot mush.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It was thick. It was like a thick concoction. So
we just poured it out, got just into his garten. Yeah,
just in the garden.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
To be honest, like it was a bit of a fail,
Like we we tried to get the liquid out, but honestly, nothing,
nothing really came out of this bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And we tried to pour a little bit out.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It didn't work, and so we called it a night,
laughed our heads off, and went home.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And then that was that.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And it became I heard so much through the grape
vine that this story got circulated, like and a lot
of like dead bird different versions.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I thought you killed crow. I was like, that doesn't
sound like her.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Also, but I felt like fucking burning, you know, like
the Bible at home.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
But also like they so Dan never said that, Like
Dan never like said anything about that bird story, but
his twin told me something about ron and potatoes and
I was like, oh, okay, like and then the dog
and I was like, well, the dog's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But I didn't kill the dog.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You didn't kill the The dog was twenty years old.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Just for reference, potato gate, huh.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
She died eight years later.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Causes if I might add, oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, since look since then, it's funny. I actually really
remember having this feeling that night.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It did make me feel better. Unfortunately it didn't. No,
I actually felt really I actually after that.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So I was with my friends, so I didn't like,
you know, have a little breakdown.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But I went home and cried.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I actually I was like underneath like this like wall
of anger is actually just like it's sadness.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But was there ever really anger if you kind of
I know, you broke up in like there wasn't anything
that like he didn't cheat on you cheating.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think that's what made it harder is that it
wasn't not that i'd like amicable, is that it didn't
end because anyone like did something. It ended because like
the situation just wasn't right and we and I was
I was really angry that he couldn't be the person
(17:48):
that I needed him to be. And also like if
I'm being petty, should I and go on?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
You know, two weeks in I said to him, I'm
going to move to Melbour.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
We all knew that early.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
On, yeah, And he was like, yep, absolutely, I'm all in.
And I was like, are you sure because I'm going
to move to felved And two and a half years
later he was like, I'd never.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Do that for you.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
And so I think my hurt at like that idea
coming to a close. And I don't I don't blame him,
like you know, we were we were really we were young, Like,
I don't, I don't hold any anger or anything. I
think at that time I was really angry because I
was like, you said you were going to be this person.
(18:35):
But and I was also like twenty two, like twenty.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Two with a broken heart, and he is.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, I absolutely don't blame him, but at the time,
I was angry that he couldn't step up into the
person I needed.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
And that wasn't fair on him.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Because like he you know, he wanted his own like
he had his own idea of his life. And also
like as much as I'd like that reality to come true,
I was like, that's not what's actually happening here, Like
he needs to go live out his dream.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
And like from what I.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Heard, I saw him for the first time in seven
years something like.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
That, because I'm still friends with yeah, yeah, I'm still
friends with Dan and his twin.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, and they're actually they're lovely sweet people.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
They are, and you know, he obviously saw them for
the first time in that many years after the birthday
and my third birthday, and there were there didn't seem
to be any hard feelings. So I'm just glad that
that's kind of dealt with. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh no, it was. It was actually really it was.
We had a really nice conversation and he I feel
a bit bad.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He messaged me to catch up.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He had to go Look, you know, I have a
lot of a lot of people on the block list.
He had to go through a lot of channels to
get to me, the poor guy. And I think just
like life got in the way. And yeah, and also
I think I've just you know, we're in very different headspaces.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So oh yeah, you're very different people. And yeah, you
know you're both thriving thriving now and like you're both
my friends.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
So yeah, no, and like honestly, after all that, like
I just wish I'm the best and you know, and
now I feel like my ex revenge is very like.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I just don't bother.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I'm a different Like I'm at the point where I'm
just like, you know, you just go live your life
and it gets.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Like that, Yeah, it just you don't want to. It's
almost a little bit embarrassing when you commit revenge, like
you think back on things like my you know, my
ex before my my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Now, like I want to ask you about your revenge
with your.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Revenge, you know, I'm not. I don't feel like I'm
a vengeful person.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No, you're not.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But you know, my ex boyfriend we were together four
and a half years. We lived together. Yeah, it kind
of fizzled out. We were kind of like roommates at
the end of it. And it did kind of end amicably. Obviously,
I was very you know, I was heartbroken because he
kind of ended it naturally.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Sorry, it's but like it just it hurts, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, And you know, I was drinking much more than usual.
Like I was a big drinker anyway, but I was
drinking much more than usual. And you know, i'd call him,
he wouldn't answer, so I'd call his best friend yep,
who I don't think liked me at all, and we'd
have big conversations about and I can't remember those conversations
(21:38):
because I was so drunk. So you know, I I
do know that he's living his life now and I
hope he's doing well. But yeah, no, I haven't ever
done anything like super revengeful to an Accident't think that
I can think of You're you're hinged.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm not unhinged.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'm unhinged in other ways. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I
feel like he might say that I was a pretty
horrible ex to have because I was a little bit crazy.
I did go through a nervous breakdown after that, but you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Know, I think and also the end is usually where
all the worst stuff comes out, like for both.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Parties as well. Like you push each other.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
To the limits at the end as well, and you know,
I doubt I doubt that.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Oh he never mistreated me. I don't feel like I
mistreated him. But you know, people grow apart, you know,
especially in your twenties as well. When you get together
at a certain age when you're like twenty four, and
then you break up when you're twenty eight or something,
you're actually different, very different. You're very different.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Absolutely, those are like yeah, now, like now we're both thirty, right,
even though we hate to admit it, I'm twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Are you twenty nine?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I was gonna say no, you're nine four, but November
eighty for you. Yeah, don't tell everyone.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Oh my god, you are that. Oh my god, I'm
about to catch up to you. Anyway. If you have
your own revenge story, we want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You can flick us a DM at squeal Pod on Instagram,
or you can email us squealpod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
We can't wait to hear it. And thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you so much for tuning in with
this episode. Thank you Abby for being on the pod.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh my god, yeah, we have one more episode together,
so tune in for that episode. The chaos continues and
peace out Guys one wa
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!