September 3, 2025 • 25 mins
This week we’re squealing over a LOT.
Jackie forgets the actual ending of the Bible 😭 while Yelo stans Judas at Jesus Christ Superstar (oops).
We debate bald guy catfishing (is a beanie a lie??) What do you think? 🧢👀
Jackie (aka Cheeky Velvet) gets LOCKED in a toilet mid-date (yes, the panic was real), 🚽💀 and we uncover exactly what Yelo was up to during Melbourne’s earthquake. 🌏😳
Plus, Jackie shares her dramatic CityCat journeys because Brisbane public transport is a personality test in itself.🚤✨
Jackie forgets the actual ending of the Bible 😭 while Yelo stans Judas at Jesus Christ Superstar (oops).
We debate bald guy catfishing (is a beanie a lie??) What do you think? 🧢👀
Jackie (aka Cheeky Velvet) gets LOCKED in a toilet mid-date (yes, the panic was real), 🚽💀 and we uncover exactly what Yelo was up to during Melbourne’s earthquake. 🌏😳
Plus, Jackie shares her dramatic CityCat journeys because Brisbane public transport is a personality test in itself.🚤✨
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's so cute. Perfect for this podcast, right, I guess
we've started. It's okay, welcome just.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
So today is really special because I am here with
my bestie in the flesh. Yes, she's here from Melbourne,
which is great. We're like, we're going to kidnap you
and stop you from going back.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Don't let me leave.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's fine with fuck Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Just keep me here in your apartment. You can. I'll
be your assistant.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say, because you're gonna have to
live in the computer rooms.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, on the floor.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You'll live in the study.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And it's okay. I like camping great under the day.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, so we have a jam packed episode today, we do.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Let's start with a little catch up snouting about what
have you been snounting about doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have been doing quite a bit. Actually.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Most recently, I went to see a musical with my
family and my partner.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We went to see Jesus Christ Soupster.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my god, I love It's amazing this musical.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, it's so good andreloid Webber and I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And this is a cue pack, Yeah, this is a
cue pack.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So we went along to see it, and I was
really excited. I forgot there was no talking between the songs,
so it was all like, it's really to listen to
the lyrics really carefully to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
If you can't hear the lyrics, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Like there's just a bunch of really fit people dancing
really really well and some incredible singers.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But my.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Review of this, so the first half of it, I
felt a certain way, and in the second half I
totally changed my mind. The first half, this is going
to sound really bad, but Jesus was just.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Making a squool and reveal early.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh Jesus, Jesus wasn't doing it for me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I loved Judas. Okay, Judas was like doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He was nailing it.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, that's okay, But it was his voice. He was
like absolutely belting it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He had power. And then Jesus would get angry and
be like get out, and I was like, come on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was like, Jesus, Jesus, get out of your falsetto.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Jesus, surely you've got more to offer than that. And
then in the second half, Jesus pulled out this incredible
like power in his voice and held this note, and
I was like, where.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Were you hiding this?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I reckon he was just warming up. But like at first,
I was like, really, really.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Jesus, Jesus was you know?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He was holding himself back like.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He's kind of kind of a bit like not persuasive.
He couldn't be a leader. I was like, surely, But
then he proved himself.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
He proved himself the sacrilege in this chat, I just
know kicking out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I meant the character played by the actor. I don't
mean the historical thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's okay, you've forgiven, You're you're into the baddies, You're
like the baddies.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I am forgiven because I sorry, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So this is this is really dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But like I I grew up listening to the Jesus
Christ soundtrack because like Mum and Dad, like Kate Sobrano, Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right quick, But I don't know what happens in the movie.
Is it just the Bible? The movie?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, there's a book you can refer to for the story.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's called The Is Jesus Christ Superstar.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's just the story. It's like a little bit dramatized,
but it's just.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
The sort happened in the Bible of Jesus.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, it's basically the musical just goes from like when
he's just like vibing with his followers.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm not viping with his vibe. Was not raised religious.
I know nothing about the Bible.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So this is me just giving my Interpreterhi, Jesus, is
it the one where he dies?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But I'm being completely serious. I mean I just start
the p I than one hundred series.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I was like, is it the one where he gives
fish to the Like it's the one where he does.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, so I do not have a religious background. I
know nothing. That's me having to learn.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
On the spot, like you no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So basically it's from when he's got all his followers.
He's just vibing with the followers.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Everyone's like he can do miracles, and then Kiaphas and
his guys come along and they're like, excuse me, who
do you think you are?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And they get really mad at him, and.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Then like they hunt him down, Judas betrays him and
then he gets Yeah, he gets like dragged away and killed.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We've hit our stride. O, my god, that is the
funny ship.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, this is I'm talking about the musical.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Before we we recorded this, we were like, what are
we going to talk about?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And I was like, I got nothing. I don't have
anything nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I feel like my snout and about just got shit.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm so sorry. I'm just hijack this podcast I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Is like just catching the city Cat.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's it? Yes, where too? Honestly?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, So, like I don't know the stops? So I
got I got really lost. It's a long story, Okay.
So I was looking for North Key, right, North Key,
which is North Key CBD stop in Queen Street, right, Yeah,
I got let astray by the GPS right ended up
like I don't know, somewhere on Roma Street.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
And then these two people are like no, no, no,
you can't. Like I was like, I'll just walk to
the edge of the water and just like get.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Like jump in still a big run wh're home.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
To a big run up, jump on the float.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
As it goes fast. Just literally jump onto the city Cat.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Anyway, so I got lost and I got to like
the port, the port, I don't know the drop drop.
I got to the terminal, the terminal, that's the terminology.
The terminal anyway, got there and I literally, like in
the distance, could see the boat that had just left
two minutes ago, and I was like, come back, where were.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You trying to go? I was just trying to go.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Like, okay, so basically it's nowhere where I live.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I was just trying to get somewhat closer with the
view of the city.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Oh okay, you're trying to get home, yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
UQ is the closest stop on the south side.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So I was like, if I go to UQ, I
can call my people get home from Q. Yeah, I
can like call my partners just like bail me out, right.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Anyway, So just made the next boat.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Just got to UQ, right, and like no one's like dismounting,
no one's like getting off the boat, and so I'm
just like great, like it's chill time, okay, And I'm
on the roof because the city cat has a roof now,
so you can sit on the wall.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's fancy city dogs.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
For blue Oh my god, I want to ride the
city doll.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's so cute.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Anyway, So I'm chilling on the boat and then I
start to see that there's like people coming up and
I was.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Like, oh my god, you've missed it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Hopefully the gates are so like legged. It just made
oh thank god.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You would have had to swim back, swim home, just
swim to my parents place.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Just just jump and then walk to your parts.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I was like, why doesn't the city cat go to
Gingerly right.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Because like, oh yeah, why doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Apparently because there's like rocks, it's really rocky, it gets
super narrow.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
They have to drend.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It costs a lot, and by the time that you
get to Gingerly, it takes so long in a city
cat to get there that you would have caught the
bus like three times.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I remember when I did rowing in high school. We
were like rowing out on the river once and I
remember the first time a city cat went over us.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I thought I was going to die.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I was like, because like there's a gap underneath, but
I just saw a boat coming towards me.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I was like, this is it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wait, what do you mean the city cat went over you?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
A big one of those catamaran type city cat things
went over us.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You're joking with you?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I thought I was going to die. I was like
this is the end because they've got like it might not.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Have been the City Cat. It's one of those boats
that's like that and it's got like fins and there's
a big space under so boats can go under.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But I was like, that is terrified that that's not
like like Eleventh Circle of Hell.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I know, I mean there was still a big gap
above us. But I was just like, this is it
like that?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, no, yeah, but it's great because, like I was,
you're in Citycat right, like you're just like watching that
Corrow traffic like the trainers bleak.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, not a fan iron age down. I know, it's not.
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'd rather get the City Cat and then have to
like get three buses.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Anyway, all right, so I thought we'd kick things off
with there's there's a story. I need you to clarify
for me.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Some details you need clarified.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes, but it's another dead bird. You're not dead, okay,
are you sure?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's not such a scorpio. You're like, can we talk
about death.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Into the last episode?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But it was pivoting off of Jackie's dead bird story
a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I also have a bird.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Story it's related related similar cast members similar shuffled around
a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So I was at a house party once.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
This was years ago, right, and my partner at the
time and I went to this house party and these
were people that I hung out with all the time,
and this particular person their family had pet a pet
budgy in a cage outside.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh yeah, yep, I remember.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
This guy, yea, And yeah you do know this. I
dated that guy.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, And like we're just having a nice time at
the party, blah blah blah. Someone at the table mentioned
that the bird looked sick and we were talking about it,
and because I have experience with birds from my.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Childhood, I was like, oh, yeah, it looks a little sleepy,
but I think it's fine. Blah blah blah. We moved on.
No one really talked.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
About the bird, right, yes, right, So come like we're
all sleeping over, right, because it was like, we're all
going to drink, We're a going to sleep over at
this person's house.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Now my partner and if from suffered from severe allergies
and we're sleeping in this person's front room and something
has set us off. I don't know what it is.
But we're both sneezing our heads off like idiots, and
we're like, yeah, I'm going to get an uber home.
This isn't this is so uncomfortable. I just want to
hot shower and take some anto hystamines. So it's like
five in the morning and I call us an uber
(10:50):
and where we go out the front and wait for
the uber, and the guy's dad comes out onto the
balcony sees us leaving and is like and there's like
eyeing us, and I was like, oh, that's weird. Next
thing I know, I'm getting all these messages Yellow what
did you do? And I'm like, what are you talking about?
It's like everyone's everyone was talking about you at the
(11:11):
pool party today.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What do you mean it's apposten.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It was so like, yeah, apparently everyone's sitting around the
next day by the pool talking about how I let
the bird free from the cage and then did a
runner at five in the morning. I did no such
fucking thing. I don't know how the bird got out.
It could have been someone else at the party.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Really, gorilla animal rides. It's giving gorilla.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Gorilla animal set it free, like I would never set
a domesticated bird that's been in a cage, it's whole
life free. It would die immediately to be domesticated, so domesticated.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
So it could have been that there were several drunk
people around the cage all night who could have knocked
the latch loose and the bird flew away.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Also didn't do anything activist at the There.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Was like a really intense animal activist at the party.
But I somehow caught the blame because I was seen
leaving the scene of the crime at five am, and
I was like I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
This story, though, was so iconic, It got so.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Circulated, it spread, It went through the room a mile.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Both have like weird birds, yeah, the same group.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, And I got confronted by these people like why'd
you set my bird free?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm like, I didn't set your bird free.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You didn't let your domesticated bird go.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It happened to the bird, I.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Don't know, but like like rest in peace to that bird.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But like I didn't do anything. But yeah, I am
I'm innocent. I just wanted to wanted to just put
that forth. I'm innocent.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I got confronted about it at the pub later that night.
I was like, I didn't fucking do anything.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh my god, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I actually forgot what happened. I completely forgot what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, yeah, wild birds.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's that. I'm just clearing my nete.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
To be fair.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I have an exy and I always want to let
his domesticated dog free.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You can't do that. What I just want to free
in a forest and see.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
What, Jacqueline, You can't set dogs free? Why because they're domesticated.
They rely on human beings to live.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But like, wouldn't it like eat forests?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, they become wild dogs and they attack sheep and cows.
But like, you can't, Jackie, you can't set a dog free.
Please never do No, don't try this at home.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Anyway, We're gonna move on because I want to do
a little squeal and reveal.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But I'm going to kick things off and tell you what.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm going to take a trip down memory lane and
we're gonna talk about a dude I went on maybe
two dates.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
With or is this scandalous state story?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yes, this is Scandal's date stories. I thought i'd kick
things off with Luke which ludinum luky luke.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I remember this.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think we met.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I won't say where we met because I feel like
that gives it away. But we went to an open
mic together.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Wasn't your first day a little bit claustrophobic?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yes, I remember calling you after anyway, So we went
to an open mic together and it was pretty loud,
and it was like it was a very it was actually.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
An open I performed. Yeah, I jumped up that night.
And the person that was running the open mics, she
owned the venue.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
She was very like, very particular about the axe and
YadA YadA, yadda, you're only a certain amount of time,
and it was very like get off the stage.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Right, really like structure.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yes, yes, anyway, So this woman and she she didn't
want to book me.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I remember, she was like trepidacious.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
About booking, like even you had to be booked in
for this open mic prior like a.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Week usual, Yeah, defeats the purpose.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
She was very like.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Bit snobby about who could play. So she allowed me
to play, which is like I put on a full.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Show, so like you're lucky you literally anyway, And so
I didn't like it because I felt really rushed off stage.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I felt really like it was very full, like people
jumping up to do like you know.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Well, the whole point is just like come one, come all,
jump on stage, have a goal.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
It wasn't like that. It was like pre selected open
mic that.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Blah blah, bah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
So it's a gig, an unpaid, unpaid gig.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Not even I don't even think we got a free drink,
because you know how all performers generally, like generally they'll
give you a free drink, two free drinks or something. Yeah,
I don't know if they even do that, Brisbmber, I
guess maybe they drink anyway, So I performed, we were
watching the other acts.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was a date anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I really had to go to the bathroom, and so
I snuck away at the end of because like you
couldn't it was very a small room. You couldn't get
up and just like roam really, so I snuck away
in between the acts and the next act had started
and I couldn't get out of the toilet, Like.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That sounds so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The door the toilet wasn't stuck on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I was standing at the door of the toilet and
the like the door wouldn't open.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, like, oh my god, that's like my worst feeling.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I shouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And it's a very small room and I'm starting to
panic because I got locked into a toilet at thirty
oh my god, at a servo like on the way
home from to Woomba, and I was like freaking out.
My hands were just wet that I was freaking out
and I was bashing the door down. I just laughed,
Oh my anyway, anyway, so the door's not opening, I'm panicking,
(16:41):
and I was like, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
They're going to come for.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You, like they're coming to save me.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And I was like, he thinks I'm like just sitting
on the toilet and I've got like gas such a
cold triple at this point, like the date, Oh my god,
my date thinks like I'm I've got a bathroom issue. Yes, anyway,
so I was like, look, I can't do anything, so
I'm just gonna have to like sit here and wait,
like surely someone's gonna have to go to this phone.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No, because I left it next to him, right, I
could never I know.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You, So I couldn't just text him and be like, hey, bro,
stuck in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I wouldn't never leave my phone with a random man
on a date.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Probably not a great idea, but I was like, if
I take my bag, that'll look weird, Like I felt weird.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
About taking my bag to the toy anyway. Anyway, yeahs
my head.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
But so anyway, smoked him out waiting. Someone had to
come and I was like help, like I can't open
the door. So they got the venue manager, this bitch,
this woman right oh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
She was like I'm so so sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh my god, like like fucking tail between her legs, like,
oh my god, you can play.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Anytime, right, okay? And I was just like yeah, whatever,
give me my drink, Give me my drink.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
She didn't give me a drink after that, and got
to the date and I was like the toilet, like
it was he believed me.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
He was like yeah, good, yeah, like he was. He
was cool about it because it was the truth. I mean,
I'm sorry, but even if it wasn't the truth.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Like yeah, if it wasn't the truth, I'd probably be like, oh,
like I was trapped.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
If I had a toilet issue on a date, I
would literally jump out the window and never see them again.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I'd be like see it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'd be like, yeah bye.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
A French exit, Is that what it is? I call
it that out the door of the toilet, that's just
out another door that's not.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The main door, like out the side. I think it's
called a French exit. Oh my god, I'll have to
look that up, but that's.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What I call it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
It's not It's different to an Irish exit where you
don't say goodbye yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Right, or a Minnesota goodbye where apparently you say goodbye
for twenty minutes and then leave like you just keep talking.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what is that because like minute like sha.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah they left it yet?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh this wis We should have a segment all the
goodbye some where's you can say goodbye anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
So we went on a second date. There's a couple
other he came to another gig. Every time I saw
this date, he always had a beanie on.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It was cold, I mean Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Is Melvin's cold, right, dude always had a beanie anyway,
So I think it's like after day two.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
So after the gig, we're.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
In the backyard having a backyard party by the fire.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, it's a couple of us.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
We came back to mine. We've had a really good night.
We embarrassed him on stage. Yeah, nothing too crazy, just
the usual tricks.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But then we're sitting by the fire and.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Someone gets a little bit cozy. Got to take your
beanie off when you buy the fire. Turns out he
has no hair under the beanie. But see this is
extra shocking because old mate has the biggest beard, huge,
biggest beard I have ever seen.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Now, there's no problem with being bold. I love a
bold fish. To me, Jackie felt catfished.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I was promised hair.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You weren't promised hair.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I was visually guided into believing.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did you meet him on a dating app? No? No,
how did you meet him?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
We met on the opening a beanie y, So you
weren't promised hair.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You weren't promised you took a pie.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It was visually guided.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
His beard.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I was. I'm sorry. How can you?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
How can you be bald and have a giant It
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It does.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Your hairline recedes, but your facial hair doesn't hairline.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Your hairine recedes before your face.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Hairline receded all the way off, the whole way back.
Hair that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I feel like I have a wog. I need hair.
If you'd known he was bald from the get go,
would you have gone on a date with him?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Maybe maybe maybe it wasn't under false head.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
He would cat fish.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I to be honest, like to be honest.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I look, you know, I love being nagged, right, yeah,
like I love a neg And I kept setting myself up, yeah,
to have.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Like a dig.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
And like he was so like passives.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And placid, placid.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
He was.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
He just was not like responding to any of our
little digs or jokes or anything.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I love a fight. I just love a fight.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
But even when we were like having digs at ourselves
and being funny and making fun of ourselves, he was
just kind of like.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
He'd be like, I don't know, like it's like really funny, Like.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
He just didn't really have a sense of humor, but like, yeah,
just in general, it's just very quiet.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I didn't respond to anything.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Verbally destroyed me. I've set up the leg.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah nothing, Yeah, let's fly, Let's have a bit of banter.
And that just was none of them was like allergic
to banter.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
So if he was bored and I knew about it. Yeah,
howd I have known his bald and he would have
given him a good fight with me?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, a good little play fight.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, it would give him a shot. All right, But
we need the audience to answer, is it catfishing?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
If your date? Where's a beanie?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
The whole time and then you've realized they have no
hair after they take it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Let's put it out there. Yeah, let's put it out there.
Let's see what they think.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, all right, I believe you have a squeal and
reveal that's a little bit date coded as well.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Today this was years ago? Okay, love this this was
years ago.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
But I had a nice little first date with this
lovely person and we're out at a gig.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
We came back to.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
My place, we were like, you know, had some food,
had a beautiful night together, and then woke up the
next morning and discovered that the cole State had been
locked down and we slept in so late that we
missed the cutoff and he was trapped at my house
for days before plan wasn't it. So I was like,
(22:57):
oh my god, this is hectic. So we did like
stayed to other for a while, and then I think
I just you know, did a dash and dropped him
home because I was like, well, if the police catch me,
I'll just be like, oh I just I don't know,
I'll just say something.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
So I just went home.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, so this is one night stand.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Boys.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
All of a sudden, I don't go on one date
with this person, and there's some sort of national emergency.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And he's like moved in.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, he's moved in.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
The next time, the next time we went, we had
a little sleep over.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It was at his place.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
And we we'd you know, had a lovely time.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We're playing some music together, listening.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
To records, blah blah blah blah blah, and then woke
up one morning, you know, spend some time together, and
then all of a sudden, the entire earth begins to move.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You're saying that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
There was an earthquake during during being in bed. During
being in bed, he shook you well and.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
We rocked a world.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
The world started to move, and I was like, we
have got to stop, because every time we get together
there is a natural disaster of some kind.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It was funny.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I didn't even realize, like like I was like, there's
a there's an earthquake, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, was there really an earthquake or was it just us?
But yeah, it felt like there was an earthquake and
you're in bed with some.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Let me just get this right.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I don't think anyone else was doing anything that interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I know, and Melbourne doesn't like it's had a few,
like it's had.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
A couple now, not many, it's had like three now yeah,
well next.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, literally, all right, thank you guys, thank you so
much for coming on the pod.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Thank you very much for having me.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, you can follow Yellow It's at Yellow Music,
Yellow Music, y Yellow Music yep, and on Instagram same.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Things, Underscore, Underscore, Yellow Yupperscore yep.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You'll find her. I will tag her. But yeah, everyone,
thank you so much for tuning in today.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And Mama bye bye, Lui down
That's so cute. Perfect for this podcast, right, I guess
we've started. It's okay, welcome just.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
So today is really special because I am here with
my bestie in the flesh. Yes, she's here from Melbourne,
which is great. We're like, we're going to kidnap you
and stop you from going back.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Don't let me leave.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's fine with fuck Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Just keep me here in your apartment. You can. I'll
be your assistant.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say, because you're gonna have to
live in the computer rooms.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, on the floor.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You'll live in the study.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And it's okay. I like camping great under the day.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, so we have a jam packed episode today, we do.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Let's start with a little catch up snouting about what
have you been snounting about doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have been doing quite a bit. Actually.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Most recently, I went to see a musical with my
family and my partner.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We went to see Jesus Christ Soupster.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my god, I love It's amazing this musical.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, it's so good andreloid Webber and I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And this is a cue pack, Yeah, this is a
cue pack.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So we went along to see it, and I was
really excited. I forgot there was no talking between the songs,
so it was all like, it's really to listen to
the lyrics really carefully to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
If you can't hear the lyrics, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Like there's just a bunch of really fit people dancing
really really well and some incredible singers.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But my.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Review of this, so the first half of it, I
felt a certain way, and in the second half I
totally changed my mind. The first half, this is going
to sound really bad, but Jesus was just.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Making a squool and reveal early.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh Jesus, Jesus wasn't doing it for me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I loved Judas. Okay, Judas was like doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He was nailing it.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, that's okay, But it was his voice. He was
like absolutely belting it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He had power. And then Jesus would get angry and
be like get out, and I was like, come on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was like, Jesus, Jesus, get out of your falsetto.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Jesus, surely you've got more to offer than that. And
then in the second half, Jesus pulled out this incredible
like power in his voice and held this note, and
I was like, where.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Were you hiding this?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I reckon he was just warming up. But like at first,
I was like, really, really.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Jesus, Jesus was you know?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He was holding himself back like.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He's kind of kind of a bit like not persuasive.
He couldn't be a leader. I was like, surely, But
then he proved himself.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
He proved himself the sacrilege in this chat, I just
know kicking out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I meant the character played by the actor. I don't
mean the historical thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's okay, you've forgiven, You're you're into the baddies, You're
like the baddies.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I am forgiven because I sorry, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So this is this is really dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But like I I grew up listening to the Jesus
Christ soundtrack because like Mum and Dad, like Kate Sobrano, Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right quick, But I don't know what happens in the movie.
Is it just the Bible? The movie?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, there's a book you can refer to for the story.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's called The Is Jesus Christ Superstar.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's just the story. It's like a little bit dramatized,
but it's just.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
The sort happened in the Bible of Jesus.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, it's basically the musical just goes from like when
he's just like vibing with his followers.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm not viping with his vibe. Was not raised religious.
I know nothing about the Bible.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So this is me just giving my Interpreterhi, Jesus, is
it the one where he dies?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But I'm being completely serious. I mean I just start
the p I than one hundred series.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I was like, is it the one where he gives
fish to the Like it's the one where he does.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, so I do not have a religious background. I
know nothing. That's me having to learn.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
On the spot, like you no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So basically it's from when he's got all his followers.
He's just vibing with the followers.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Everyone's like he can do miracles, and then Kiaphas and
his guys come along and they're like, excuse me, who
do you think you are?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And they get really mad at him, and.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Then like they hunt him down, Judas betrays him and
then he gets Yeah, he gets like dragged away and killed.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We've hit our stride. O, my god, that is the
funny ship.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, this is I'm talking about the musical.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Before we we recorded this, we were like, what are
we going to talk about?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And I was like, I got nothing. I don't have
anything nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I feel like my snout and about just got shit.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm so sorry. I'm just hijack this podcast I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Is like just catching the city Cat.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's it? Yes, where too? Honestly?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, So, like I don't know the stops? So I
got I got really lost. It's a long story, Okay.
So I was looking for North Key, right, North Key,
which is North Key CBD stop in Queen Street, right, Yeah,
I got let astray by the GPS right ended up
like I don't know, somewhere on Roma Street.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
And then these two people are like no, no, no,
you can't. Like I was like, I'll just walk to
the edge of the water and just like get.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Like jump in still a big run wh're home.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
To a big run up, jump on the float.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
As it goes fast. Just literally jump onto the city Cat.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Anyway, so I got lost and I got to like
the port, the port, I don't know the drop drop.
I got to the terminal, the terminal, that's the terminology.
The terminal anyway, got there and I literally, like in
the distance, could see the boat that had just left
two minutes ago, and I was like, come back, where were.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You trying to go? I was just trying to go.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Like, okay, so basically it's nowhere where I live.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I was just trying to get somewhat closer with the
view of the city.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Oh okay, you're trying to get home, yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
UQ is the closest stop on the south side.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So I was like, if I go to UQ, I
can call my people get home from Q. Yeah, I
can like call my partners just like bail me out, right.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Anyway, So just made the next boat.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Just got to UQ, right, and like no one's like dismounting,
no one's like getting off the boat, and so I'm
just like great, like it's chill time, okay, And I'm
on the roof because the city cat has a roof now,
so you can sit on the wall.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's fancy city dogs.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
For blue Oh my god, I want to ride the
city doll.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's so cute.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Anyway, So I'm chilling on the boat and then I
start to see that there's like people coming up and
I was.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Like, oh my god, you've missed it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Hopefully the gates are so like legged. It just made
oh thank god.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You would have had to swim back, swim home, just
swim to my parents place.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Just just jump and then walk to your parts.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I was like, why doesn't the city cat go to
Gingerly right.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Because like, oh yeah, why doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Apparently because there's like rocks, it's really rocky, it gets
super narrow.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
They have to drend.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It costs a lot, and by the time that you
get to Gingerly, it takes so long in a city
cat to get there that you would have caught the
bus like three times.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I remember when I did rowing in high school. We
were like rowing out on the river once and I
remember the first time a city cat went over us.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I thought I was going to die.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I was like, because like there's a gap underneath, but
I just saw a boat coming towards me.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I was like, this is it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wait, what do you mean the city cat went over you?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
A big one of those catamaran type city cat things
went over us.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You're joking with you?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I thought I was going to die. I was like
this is the end because they've got like it might not.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Have been the City Cat. It's one of those boats
that's like that and it's got like fins and there's
a big space under so boats can go under.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But I was like, that is terrified that that's not
like like Eleventh Circle of Hell.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I know, I mean there was still a big gap
above us. But I was just like, this is it
like that?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, no, yeah, but it's great because, like I was,
you're in Citycat right, like you're just like watching that
Corrow traffic like the trainers bleak.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, not a fan iron age down. I know, it's not.
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'd rather get the City Cat and then have to
like get three buses.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Anyway, all right, so I thought we'd kick things off
with there's there's a story. I need you to clarify
for me.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Some details you need clarified.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes, but it's another dead bird. You're not dead, okay,
are you sure?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's not such a scorpio. You're like, can we talk
about death.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Into the last episode?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But it was pivoting off of Jackie's dead bird story
a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I also have a bird.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Story it's related related similar cast members similar shuffled around
a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So I was at a house party once.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
This was years ago, right, and my partner at the
time and I went to this house party and these
were people that I hung out with all the time,
and this particular person their family had pet a pet
budgy in a cage outside.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh yeah, yep, I remember.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
This guy, yea, And yeah you do know this. I
dated that guy.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, And like we're just having a nice time at
the party, blah blah blah. Someone at the table mentioned
that the bird looked sick and we were talking about it,
and because I have experience with birds from my.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Childhood, I was like, oh, yeah, it looks a little sleepy,
but I think it's fine. Blah blah blah. We moved on.
No one really talked.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
About the bird, right, yes, right, So come like we're
all sleeping over, right, because it was like, we're all
going to drink, We're a going to sleep over at
this person's house.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Now my partner and if from suffered from severe allergies
and we're sleeping in this person's front room and something
has set us off. I don't know what it is.
But we're both sneezing our heads off like idiots, and
we're like, yeah, I'm going to get an uber home.
This isn't this is so uncomfortable. I just want to
hot shower and take some anto hystamines. So it's like
five in the morning and I call us an uber
(10:50):
and where we go out the front and wait for
the uber, and the guy's dad comes out onto the
balcony sees us leaving and is like and there's like
eyeing us, and I was like, oh, that's weird. Next
thing I know, I'm getting all these messages Yellow what
did you do? And I'm like, what are you talking about?
It's like everyone's everyone was talking about you at the
(11:11):
pool party today.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What do you mean it's apposten.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It was so like, yeah, apparently everyone's sitting around the
next day by the pool talking about how I let
the bird free from the cage and then did a
runner at five in the morning. I did no such
fucking thing. I don't know how the bird got out.
It could have been someone else at the party.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Really, gorilla animal rides. It's giving gorilla.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Gorilla animal set it free, like I would never set
a domesticated bird that's been in a cage, it's whole
life free. It would die immediately to be domesticated, so domesticated.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
So it could have been that there were several drunk
people around the cage all night who could have knocked
the latch loose and the bird flew away.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Also didn't do anything activist at the There.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Was like a really intense animal activist at the party.
But I somehow caught the blame because I was seen
leaving the scene of the crime at five am, and
I was like I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
This story, though, was so iconic, It got so.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Circulated, it spread, It went through the room a mile.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Both have like weird birds, yeah, the same group.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, And I got confronted by these people like why'd
you set my bird free?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm like, I didn't set your bird free.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You didn't let your domesticated bird go.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It happened to the bird, I.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Don't know, but like like rest in peace to that bird.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But like I didn't do anything. But yeah, I am
I'm innocent. I just wanted to wanted to just put
that forth. I'm innocent.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I got confronted about it at the pub later that night.
I was like, I didn't fucking do anything.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh my god, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I actually forgot what happened. I completely forgot what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, yeah, wild birds.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's that. I'm just clearing my nete.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
To be fair.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I have an exy and I always want to let
his domesticated dog free.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You can't do that. What I just want to free
in a forest and see.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
What, Jacqueline, You can't set dogs free? Why because they're domesticated.
They rely on human beings to live.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But like, wouldn't it like eat forests?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, they become wild dogs and they attack sheep and cows.
But like, you can't, Jackie, you can't set a dog free.
Please never do No, don't try this at home.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Anyway, We're gonna move on because I want to do
a little squeal and reveal.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But I'm going to kick things off and tell you what.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm going to take a trip down memory lane and
we're gonna talk about a dude I went on maybe
two dates.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
With or is this scandalous state story?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yes, this is Scandal's date stories. I thought i'd kick
things off with Luke which ludinum luky luke.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I remember this.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think we met.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I won't say where we met because I feel like
that gives it away. But we went to an open
mic together.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Wasn't your first day a little bit claustrophobic?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yes, I remember calling you after anyway, So we went
to an open mic together and it was pretty loud,
and it was like it was a very it was actually.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
An open I performed. Yeah, I jumped up that night.
And the person that was running the open mics, she
owned the venue.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
She was very like, very particular about the axe and
YadA YadA, yadda, you're only a certain amount of time,
and it was very like get off the stage.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Right, really like structure.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yes, yes, anyway, So this woman and she she didn't
want to book me.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I remember, she was like trepidacious.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
About booking, like even you had to be booked in
for this open mic prior like a.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Week usual, Yeah, defeats the purpose.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
She was very like.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Bit snobby about who could play. So she allowed me
to play, which is like I put on a full.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Show, so like you're lucky you literally anyway, And so
I didn't like it because I felt really rushed off stage.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I felt really like it was very full, like people
jumping up to do like you know.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Well, the whole point is just like come one, come all,
jump on stage, have a goal.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
It wasn't like that. It was like pre selected open
mic that.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Blah blah, bah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
So it's a gig, an unpaid, unpaid gig.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Not even I don't even think we got a free drink,
because you know how all performers generally, like generally they'll
give you a free drink, two free drinks or something. Yeah,
I don't know if they even do that, Brisbmber, I
guess maybe they drink anyway, So I performed, we were
watching the other acts.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was a date anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I really had to go to the bathroom, and so
I snuck away at the end of because like you
couldn't it was very a small room. You couldn't get
up and just like roam really, so I snuck away
in between the acts and the next act had started
and I couldn't get out of the toilet, Like.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That sounds so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The door the toilet wasn't stuck on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I was standing at the door of the toilet and
the like the door wouldn't open.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, like, oh my god, that's like my worst feeling.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I shouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And it's a very small room and I'm starting to
panic because I got locked into a toilet at thirty
oh my god, at a servo like on the way
home from to Woomba, and I was like freaking out.
My hands were just wet that I was freaking out
and I was bashing the door down. I just laughed,
Oh my anyway, anyway, so the door's not opening, I'm panicking,
(16:41):
and I was like, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
They're going to come for.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You, like they're coming to save me.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And I was like, he thinks I'm like just sitting
on the toilet and I've got like gas such a
cold triple at this point, like the date, Oh my god,
my date thinks like I'm I've got a bathroom issue. Yes, anyway,
so I was like, look, I can't do anything, so
I'm just gonna have to like sit here and wait,
like surely someone's gonna have to go to this phone.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No, because I left it next to him, right, I
could never I know.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You, So I couldn't just text him and be like, hey, bro,
stuck in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I wouldn't never leave my phone with a random man
on a date.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Probably not a great idea, but I was like, if
I take my bag, that'll look weird, Like I felt weird.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
About taking my bag to the toy anyway. Anyway, yeahs
my head.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
But so anyway, smoked him out waiting. Someone had to
come and I was like help, like I can't open
the door. So they got the venue manager, this bitch,
this woman right oh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
She was like I'm so so sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh my god, like like fucking tail between her legs, like,
oh my god, you can play.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Anytime, right, okay? And I was just like yeah, whatever,
give me my drink, Give me my drink.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
She didn't give me a drink after that, and got
to the date and I was like the toilet, like
it was he believed me.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
He was like yeah, good, yeah, like he was. He
was cool about it because it was the truth. I mean,
I'm sorry, but even if it wasn't the truth.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Like yeah, if it wasn't the truth, I'd probably be like, oh,
like I was trapped.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
If I had a toilet issue on a date, I
would literally jump out the window and never see them again.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I'd be like see it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'd be like, yeah bye.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
A French exit, Is that what it is? I call
it that out the door of the toilet, that's just
out another door that's not.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The main door, like out the side. I think it's
called a French exit. Oh my god, I'll have to
look that up, but that's.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What I call it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
It's not It's different to an Irish exit where you
don't say goodbye yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Right, or a Minnesota goodbye where apparently you say goodbye
for twenty minutes and then leave like you just keep talking.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what is that because like minute like sha.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah they left it yet?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh this wis We should have a segment all the
goodbye some where's you can say goodbye anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
So we went on a second date. There's a couple
other he came to another gig. Every time I saw
this date, he always had a beanie on.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It was cold, I mean Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Is Melvin's cold, right, dude always had a beanie anyway,
So I think it's like after day two.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
So after the gig, we're.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
In the backyard having a backyard party by the fire.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, it's a couple of us.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
We came back to mine. We've had a really good night.
We embarrassed him on stage. Yeah, nothing too crazy, just
the usual tricks.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But then we're sitting by the fire and.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Someone gets a little bit cozy. Got to take your
beanie off when you buy the fire. Turns out he
has no hair under the beanie. But see this is
extra shocking because old mate has the biggest beard, huge,
biggest beard I have ever seen.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Now, there's no problem with being bold. I love a
bold fish. To me, Jackie felt catfished.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I was promised hair.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You weren't promised hair.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I was visually guided into believing.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did you meet him on a dating app? No? No,
how did you meet him?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
We met on the opening a beanie y, So you
weren't promised hair.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You weren't promised you took a pie.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It was visually guided.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
His beard.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I was. I'm sorry. How can you?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
How can you be bald and have a giant It
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It does.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Your hairline recedes, but your facial hair doesn't hairline.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Your hairine recedes before your face.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Hairline receded all the way off, the whole way back.
Hair that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I feel like I have a wog. I need hair.
If you'd known he was bald from the get go,
would you have gone on a date with him?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Maybe maybe maybe it wasn't under false head.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
He would cat fish.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I to be honest, like to be honest.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I look, you know, I love being nagged, right, yeah,
like I love a neg And I kept setting myself up, yeah,
to have.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Like a dig.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
And like he was so like passives.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And placid, placid.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
He was.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
He just was not like responding to any of our
little digs or jokes or anything.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I love a fight. I just love a fight.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
But even when we were like having digs at ourselves
and being funny and making fun of ourselves, he was
just kind of like.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
He'd be like, I don't know, like it's like really funny, Like.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
He just didn't really have a sense of humor, but like, yeah,
just in general, it's just very quiet.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I didn't respond to anything.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Verbally destroyed me. I've set up the leg.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah nothing, Yeah, let's fly, Let's have a bit of banter.
And that just was none of them was like allergic
to banter.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
So if he was bored and I knew about it. Yeah,
howd I have known his bald and he would have
given him a good fight with me?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, a good little play fight.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, it would give him a shot. All right, But
we need the audience to answer, is it catfishing?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
If your date? Where's a beanie?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
The whole time and then you've realized they have no
hair after they take it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Let's put it out there. Yeah, let's put it out there.
Let's see what they think.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, all right, I believe you have a squeal and
reveal that's a little bit date coded as well.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Today this was years ago? Okay, love this this was
years ago.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
But I had a nice little first date with this
lovely person and we're out at a gig.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
We came back to.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
My place, we were like, you know, had some food,
had a beautiful night together, and then woke up the
next morning and discovered that the cole State had been
locked down and we slept in so late that we
missed the cutoff and he was trapped at my house
for days before plan wasn't it. So I was like,
(22:57):
oh my god, this is hectic. So we did like
stayed to other for a while, and then I think
I just you know, did a dash and dropped him
home because I was like, well, if the police catch me,
I'll just be like, oh I just I don't know,
I'll just say something.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
So I just went home.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, so this is one night stand.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Boys.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
All of a sudden, I don't go on one date
with this person, and there's some sort of national emergency.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And he's like moved in.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, he's moved in.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
The next time, the next time we went, we had
a little sleep over.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It was at his place.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
And we we'd you know, had a lovely time.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We're playing some music together, listening.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
To records, blah blah blah blah blah, and then woke
up one morning, you know, spend some time together, and
then all of a sudden, the entire earth begins to move.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You're saying that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
There was an earthquake during during being in bed. During
being in bed, he shook you well and.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
We rocked a world.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
The world started to move, and I was like, we
have got to stop, because every time we get together
there is a natural disaster of some kind.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It was funny.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I didn't even realize, like like I was like, there's
a there's an earthquake, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, was there really an earthquake or was it just us?
But yeah, it felt like there was an earthquake and
you're in bed with some.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Let me just get this right.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I don't think anyone else was doing anything that interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I know, and Melbourne doesn't like it's had a few,
like it's had.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
A couple now, not many, it's had like three now yeah,
well next.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, literally, all right, thank you guys, thank you so
much for coming on the pod.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Thank you very much for having me.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, you can follow Yellow It's at Yellow Music,
Yellow Music, y Yellow Music yep, and on Instagram same.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Things, Underscore, Underscore, Yellow Yupperscore yep.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You'll find her. I will tag her. But yeah, everyone,
thank you so much for tuning in today.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And Mama bye bye, Lui down
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