March 15, 2025 • 48 mins
Death by orange peels, tortoises, beards, makeup and more! Hang out with Ev.O.Lution and myself for some comical deaths that just don't make sense.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Whole point is this share on here? Oh yeah, yeah,
that's right. Embarrass the out of yourself.
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There?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We go? There, we go start on podcast. That's right,
So tonight we're gonna get into some interesting deaths with
the evolution. I had this show planned out for a
little bit now, and I don't know, it's interesting to
see some of the comical ways that people have died.
(02:06):
I've always thought about, like if somebody close to me
died in an embarrassing way, like if I would even
tell people or make up a story. Okay, so some
of these, some of these are actually pretty pretty comical,
and I'm pretty excited to share them. So I've got
nine of them. This show might be long, this short
show might be you know, forty minutes. But either way,
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of you that are tuning in right now, we see you.
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We're gonna try and give these layouts a shot, mostly
because I feel like a majority of you that do
watch the shows do probably watch on your phone, so
why not? So are you ready to get into this? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
All right. First up, we've got I think it's a
she lease. Maybe it's actually just spelled really weird. I'm
not sure. I said they were bludgeoned by a tortoise
that was dropped from a great height by an eagle.
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What are the odds, man, Aser projects that Are you
into recycled food? Probably not, Man, I'm just gonna throw
it out there.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Man, Wow, picked.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Up a tortoise that could could bludgeon somebody is impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I mean, what do you say it's it's you just
gotta say it was their time because I mean you
have to be in a certain spot for that to occur,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I mean, To be bludgeoned by a tortoise that was
dropped by an eagle.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yes, I mean it just I mean you just can't
really design anything around that other than it was just
meant to happen at that particular time with that particular individual.
That sucks. Man, that sucks, And like you said, you
don't want to tell that story to anybody. Just come
up with something else.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah. When I was reading all of these, that's what
I was thinking about, Man, what what could possibly like?
What are these are things that I would not want
to tell people happen to me. Oh as this was
your like uncle or your cousin, and somebody's like, oh,
I'm so sorry about your loss, Like what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, I would just be like, freak accident and I'll
leave it at that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Ed Spacer said that nothing like a cheeseburger the second
time around. Man, that sounds god awful. That sounds god awful.
There's nothing to do with what we're talking about, but
sounds terrible, my friend.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, yes, wow.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean I have seen eagles take off with snakes.
I've seen him take off with rodents. I've seen owls
take off. I haven't seen it personally but on videos,
but I've seen them take off with like little dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So the hardest thing for me here though, is the
fact that I said that he was bludgeoned by a tortoise.
So there had to be some weight behind this for
the eagle to take off with it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, yeah, and the velocity you know what I'm saying,
because you know, you don't know how high the eagle was, right,
you know, maybe the whatever happened in Lost Grip or
the turtle wigglos Waylows you're talking about like you know,
just the perfect angle, the perfect you know height, the
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perfect bulls eye.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's just that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And how to be in that exact spot. Yes, for
that tortoise to drop right, you just.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You can't get that lucky man.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That if you want to call it luck. I mean,
like you said, I think it was just his time
to die.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, that's that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's just that's that's just where it ended for that person.
And that's messed up. But I almost think that God
had a sense of humor on that one.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I wonder if kept the tortoise. Oh, I wonder if
it survived, especially if the impact from the dude or
chick I don't know who is, but you never know,
he might have survived that fall.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You know. I mean, I really can't see any survivors
from that except the eagle was like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Damn, there goes my dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Unless he decided to do take two and go back
and get it right.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
If anything, then he's got two dinners.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So next up we got Siggured the Mighty. He died
from a septic infection when the tooth of a severed
head brushed against his leg.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What wait a minute, got run me again.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, so this I actually looked this up a little bit.
So back in his time, when you went to battle
your kills sometimes you would decapitate them and bring them
back as like, you know, just a show of your
strength or whatever. Right, And he had some straped to
his horse, and while it was bobbing around, the tooth
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from the severed head scratched him, and he got infected
and died from the scratch.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Revenge from the dead. What are the eyes man?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The victim became the victor.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, how what are the odds of that? I mean, Wow,
that's coming back to get you after you're gone. That's
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, you know, he came riding back to camp thinking oh,
I just got to scratch, and he's probably just celebrating,
and then within the next few days he's like, man,
I'm actually getting pretty sick. Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's a freak accident too. It's just meant for him
to get taken out by the person that he took out.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
There's no victory for you, my friend. Actually, that is
another very embarrassing death, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's vengeful right there. It's like, no, you took my head,
I'm gonna take you anyway with my tooth.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What are the odds of septic infection? I don't even
know what infection is.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It had to be a heck of a tooth, man.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh yeah, Actually it was just a scratch on his
leg and it killed him.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Back in those days, I mean, they didn't really have
good dental right, you know, they had like wooden teeth
back then.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Right, that's true. I mean I don't even know how
far back it was until he started switching.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Him, right, So, I mean it could have been really man,
I mean apparently it was.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What's up, everybody? Thank you for tuning in. We got
fifteen tuning in to night. We appreciate it, like you,
feel free to be in the commentary. We are discussing
some just absurd deaths, just like this guy who had
a severed head, brush his leg with a tooth in
it and.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
He died fection.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't know. I still think the first one is
probably the most comical. I don't know, man, because this guy,
you know, he's riding back all victorious and then he
died from the head scratching him. But the tortoise one
just gets me. Man, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I mean, yeah, but because you know, you could be
anywhere or in the world anywhere, right, right, but that
particular person was in that particular spot at that particular moment,
and that was it, you know. I mean, you can't
play nothing like that, even by accident.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's just destined for that to occur at that time,
and you were the one or they were the ones
to get get called on it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's probably the best word you can pick for that one.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Right right. So wow, And I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
To think of like that time of life, you know,
like just the the battle aspect of it. I'm trying
to let's see this work. I'm gonna put this on here.
Oh oh, I'm messing stuff up, guys, Bear with me. Oh,
where we at here? This is what I'm trying to move.
I want to move this. Your phone's going off, man.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's an alarm. It's an alarm.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's okay, it's an alarm. Oh yeah, you're supposed to
wake up for work right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yep, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, I'm just glad dropped tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, let's get to the next one. Here, it
says Bobby Leech contracted Gang Green after breaking his leg
when he slipped on an orange peel.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Get out of here, come on, man, orange peel, Gay Green.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Uh huh. That's that's that's a that's tough. That's tough, man,
and extremely embarrassing self inflicted embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And that's taking suicide a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Maybe if you were like in a restaurant and you
drop the peel down and you intentionally were trying to
see him, but it still ended up buying your own ass.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So he slips on an orange pill and contracts Gang Green.
A dude, I mean, there's no way, I mean, what
do you even start with something like that? You know
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what I mean? You're trying to deliver a message to
someone that they were close to or whatever, because the
first thing they're gonna ask is how did it happen? Yes, right, right,
and well there was this orange pill.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I mean, And so you can play it either way.
You can be like you start out comically with the
fact that it was a Warne pill or you'd be
kind of serious to be like, oh, he broke his
leg and he got green green. Oh that's so sad,
that's so sad. Yeah. So, so what happened for him
to break his leg? Well, you know those like clementine oranges,
(13:16):
there's the bull of mandarin ones easy to appeal. Yeah,
he missed on, slipped on it and broke his leg.
Yeah wait, hold on, but you say he broke his leg. Yeah, no, no,
that's that's how he broke his leg.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So so once again, when when you had to tell
somebody what happened, uh, freak accident.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You wouldn't you want to believe me if I told.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You, right, you, you definitely wouldn't. Just let's just go
with freak accident.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Freak accident, that's all it is.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's too funny. I mean, you see in the cartoons
of peopleople who die from like or they don't die,
they slip on banana peels. I wouldn't think of an
orange peel. That's pretty funny, right right.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's and to break a leg like that that had
to be nasty. And then gang green what happened. I mean,
you have to wonder where the orange pill was, right,
and then you also have to wonder where the leg
got broken for that to happen. Right, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Like, wait, was it was his right leg or his
left leg? Does that matter? Slip down in orange pil people,
thanks for tuning. We got fourteen of you tuning in,
and I think you guys start on podcast on JD's lounge.
You give us a follow jump in the commentary, we
are making fun of people that well we probably shouldn't
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be making fun of it, but they're they're very comical deaths.
Uh yeah, from history, So that's what we're of tonight.
Spacer over here in the comments talking about second time
around cheeseburgers that have nothing to do with the show,
but thank you man. All right, Maria, the Countess of
Coventry contracted lead poisoning from her makeup.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What kind of makeup was that?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well was the countess? So I imagine this was back in
the day too.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Was that the cheap kind especially.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Made for her? You know? Uh, the guano free makeup is.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What it was.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh my goodness, makeup today's got like that. Apparently there's
like bat crap and some of the makeup and all
kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So this was makeup and she got lead poisoned.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Lead poisoning from her makeup.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So this was this one of those things where she
was putting on some eyeshadow and slipped and poked herself
in the eye or something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
She had like a cat and put makeup over it
and then the you know, the makeup got into the
wound and then her eyes started swelling up. And wow,
no idea, that's a tough one though, I had that.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That's freak for real, man is self inflicted freak accident, accident.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Death, there's another way to word.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That, right, So, so does that mean.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Or if she was a countess, was If she was
a countess, does that mean she had somebody put the
makeup on for her. And if that's the case, did
that person get executed for her dying from the makeup
that she was wearing?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Right? Wow, just don't wear makeup.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well. And she was a countess, so I imagine that
she probably did have somebody putting her makeup on for her.
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So, so it was premeditated and it was somebody trying
to take her out.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So I'm I mean, that's the only thing I could
think of, right, I don't really know what lead poisoning
does to you, honestly. I mean I've never looked it up.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
From what I understand, and don't take this as some
type of medical fact, but from what I understand, just
by listening to it and hearing about it before it
gets into your bloodstream.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, it kills you through your bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. So whatever, however, that makeup
worked itself inside of her system. Uh, it wasn't good
for her system, and boom.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Dead dead by makeup, death by makeup.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it sounds like it was somebody did it, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, I've never heard of like they're being lead in makeup, right,
I mean back then, I mean, I don't know. I
guess it's it's anything's possible.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean they make up out of back then.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't even think that. I mean, I don't think
they have countesses anymore. I mean, do you think they
have countess anymore?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Not around here?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, definitely not around here.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And if they are, then they're they're pretty hidden.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Away, small those small countries right.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
On one of those long roads and nobody takes and
I wonder what's down there.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We are cruising through these tonight. Typically people will we
hit about an hour long show. This one's probably gonna
be closer to half an hour forty minutes. We're just fine,
nothing wrong with it. We already did a show before this,
so you know, I'm just having a good time with
you guys. And I think it's the layout, man, because
the numbers are climbing. Man, They're just crazy all over
the place. I don't see a lot of podcasts that
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stream with this layout. Maybe that's just the key for
what we do. So, I mean, might be something in
the future that we're doing, depending on the show. But yeah, no,
I appreciate everybody's tuning in. If you haven't seen this
show before, or you haven't seen this network, give us
a follow. We've got so many shows that we offer,
we have films that we work on. It's just you
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know evolution. My co host here, he's one of the
admins on on JJ's Lounge. We've got four admins and
this is just constantly growing. We're meeting new people all
the time. Jump in the commentary throughout the show. If
you guys got some comical death that you know of.
Throw it out there, we'll talk about it. I'm down,
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all right, This says Hans Steininger broke his neck after
tripping on his beard.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, First of all, there's a limit on the link
of a beard, right right. I mean, I'm seeing cartoons
with the beard going way down to the floor and
somebody stepping on it and tripping on it. But not
in real life. Man. You gotta there's a link, the
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limit that you have to adhere to. But it comes
super beard. You don't want to be tripping on your
beard to the level that it takes you out of existence. Right.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh, Like, dude, I read when I read that one,
I was like, I got a beard tripping, But like,
have you have you ever had your shoelaces loose and
you tripped on your shoelace? Yeah, I imagine it was
something like that. But that's an insanely long beard, man.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That shows any of you guys out there with ridiculously
long beards. I mean, zz top guys, I'm talking to you.
Be careful. You're getting older. Don't trip on your beards.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I mean, even their beards has a limit to the lay. Yeah,
it's just an extended length, of course, but to where
you gotta trip on it and then break your neck.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Right, I'm gonna guess he like flipped over himself and
probably just cracked his neck. Them just at the right
angle it was. He was probably a ginger too. I'm
just gonna say, as clumsy as I am, I'm gonna
throw it out. Is probably a ginger.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'll tell you what. Man, I'm having a hard time
with that one. But I guess it's possible since this
already happened. But you gotta trim it up at some point.
You gotta trim it up.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And I do like it keeps it healthier, it keeps it.
Trim it up.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You never want, I mean, Okay, so I'm thinking about
Rapunzel now and.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let down your hair.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
And then I'm thinking about women who have hair literally
down to their ankles or the back of the leg
and stuff. It's but that's in the back usually or
or maybe on the side. It's never in the front,
so I can't really see them tripping on their own hair. Right,
But a beard, you know, at that extreme length, which
(22:23):
is still beyond me, why would you do that? Uh?
But you trip on your beard, right and then breaking it. Uh,
it's like the the orange peel. Uh, it's just something
that it's it that won't even premeditate. That was like
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something that you did to himself.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yes, yes, for sure, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
That's shortening your own life for neglecting to trim your beard. Right.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I had that. Yeah, I had a and her hair
was all the way down to her butt and she
was riding a go kart and her hair fell out
of the helmet and got caught in the motor and
it just ripped her head back and like luckily it
just there was like a safety thing on the engine,
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but she lost the chunk of her hair. They had
to like cut it pretty short. But I remember watching
that and that was tough.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
That sounds awful, man, I.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Breaking I mean that that could have I mean that
killed her, you.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Know, yeah, or it could have kept going, you know
what I mean, right, chop chop sewey.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Man, this guy didn't have a tortoise dropped on his head.
I still I don't know if any of these can
top that, man, I mean some right place, wrong time,
like one.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Man, Yeah, that one that was pretty pretty awesome. Uh,
I don't really know how to say that. That's it
was just their time, right.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Right, It's just it's just how it is.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I mean, even if they had some type of warning
on that stuff, you know, like what was that movie
where they knew that they were on a pattern or
something because they were cheating death or something like that.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Destination?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes, yes, so so even though they knew that something
was gonna happen freak, and they did all they could
to prolong that, you know, stuff still happened. Right. But
that's one of those things where what do you do
right what You just walking and minding your business and
they sting, you know, boom.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The other day, we were driving behind this semi that
had a bunch of wires are strapped down, and I'm
just like, man, that's a final destination stuff right there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, And when I'm behind stuff like that, I get
to hack away.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, I usually will either back up, get over or
something pass them.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, all right, next step.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I don't even know how to say this name emdocals
Empedocles jumped into a volcano to prove he was immortal.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's just stupid. That's worse than suicide. That's just extreme stupidity.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Man, if I had a name by Empedocles, I will
probably do that, not to admit that I was immortal,
but because my life was just shitty's had a name
like Empedocles.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, Okay, So let's let's analyze the type of person
that would think get that manner to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
He's probably extremely cocky.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, So what other ways could they have possibly proven
that they were immortal prior to doing something like that right.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Off a cliff? I mean, who would jump into lava
to prove they're immortal? Like you said, you know, put
me in front of a firing squad or so, I
mean at least I don't even know, or like stunts
like evil and evil stunts, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, So he found out he wasn't immortal, right, I.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Don't know if he found out, because he's probably dead
before he realized that would be Actually, that'd be a
very painful death, Oh my god, be ok but it
would be very painful.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
So what type of mindset is a person in when
they're thinking that they're immortal? You know?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I mean, okay, most likely what he comes from wealth,
Some kid comes from a wealthy family that's very powerful.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Maybe, Okay, I'm gonna try to psychoanalyze this. Uh, let's
just say maybe this particular person had a string of
good luck of fortune when it came to life threatening issues,
and after a while they thought or started to feel
as if they were immortal or they could be killed
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or whatever. For instance, like what fifty cent was shot
nine times? Something on the lines of that. Right, So
you you go swimming with the alligators and you come
up with a few scratches, you know what I mean,
stuff like that, Or you fall from a plane and
you bounced twice and you're good, you know I mean,
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I guess, I guess in some weird pattern of life,
a person can maybe you start to think that way. Uh,
maybe they got bit by a snake and survive.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Right, stung by six bees and survived, or a snake.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But even with that type of pattern or history, what
would possess you to have the audacity to think that
you could jump into lava and survive.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I imagine they probably didn't know the extent of what
lava would do at the time. I don't know, I
don't know. I'm sure. I'm pretty sure. Back in the
days they were sacrificing people in lava. So I don't know.
I have no idea. I don't know what you approve, Like,
he's not proven anything.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
No, just how stupid he.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm curious that the crowd that watched was like, wait
a minute, he'll come back out.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Okay, So how long can he hold his breath?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Guy, I don't know he's immortal.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I have no idea. It's nothing. No, LoVa is not
what you hold your breath. If you jump off the
side of a cliff or a mountain and you land
in the water, that's when you hold your breath. You
jump in the lava, you're just gonna disintegrate.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You know, bread the whole of your lungs and be fried.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah. Yeah, Wow, that's just taking your life.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yes, there's that's suicide. That's not proving anything besides just
committing suicide. All right. Next step, Henry Hurt of Noddy
Hamshire accidentally shot himself with an arrow while inspecting his bow.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dude, you gotta keep your boat on safety all right?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Did you have the safety lock on?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh? Can you imagine that? Why staring at Why.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Isn't this shooting?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm just gonna God, that's I don't know, man, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't know how. Like it says he shot himself,
so it was in the bow, so it wasn't just
I don't know. The arrow was already locked into the
bow and he was just looking at the I don't
even know how. How would you do that? Like, I
don't even know how you would. It had to be
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like a crossbow or something.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Apparently he figured it out out.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
The hard way. Have you ever shot a bow and arrow?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't think I have.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I think this would have had to be like a
crossbow situation because like.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Unless pardon me, had a sneeze.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
It would have been cross because that kind of force
I can't imagine you being able to do that with
just like a regular bow. You know, that kind of
like force would have to get it to kill you
at that close range. Would have had to have been
like cocked and ready.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Cross unless unless he was using his foot, So.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's the only thing I could think. I was using
his foot and maybe.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
The his toe slipped off or or the deal snapped
or tortoise fell on and took out the foot that
was holding the bow.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Wait wait, wait, he slipped on a pill.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
He slipped on an orange bill. I had his bow crossing,
and in.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
The midst of his fallen turtle fellow and after the
turtle fail, the bull shot.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And they're happened to be lead on the tip of
the Thanks everybody for the numbers going up now, we
appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh that's funny. He gave him lead poisoning and game green.
Jeez man.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Hopefully there wasn't a volcano that he was standing next to.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
And he did it right, phil right.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Next up we got Moliere died of a coughing fit
while playing a sick man in a play.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay, now, now I've heard some ridiculous things tonight. Uh,
this has gotta be the most ridiculous. Yeah, okay, say
that again.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, so this guy and actually, if you look into it,
the people in the because Moliere died of a coughing
fit while playing a sick man in the play, the
funny thing is that the people that were doing the
play thought he was playing dead the whole time and
continued the play.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Of course. That's hey, that's great acting.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
They're great acting.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
He didn't even flinch. Oh good, agree.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I mean I've had coughing fits that I felt like
I was gonna die because I couldn't give a breath in.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Wow. Can you imagine everybody when they finally realized that
there was something wrong there and they went on with
the play.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Right dude, Oh my god, that whole crew was probably like, man,
I thought he was just doing such a good.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Job Oscar winning performance.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
First dead guy to win an Oscar.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I think that has to be the most ridiculous out
of all.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Of this, out of all the ones we've done so far. Yeah. Yeah,
so he unintentionally intentionally died from coffic or intentionally unintentionally
died from coffee. They're like, oh, the dying wasn't part
of the scripture, and we'll just go along with it.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
No care. Right, Wow, I'm almost I'm almost gonna go
out on the lamb and say that maybe there was
a lot of stress involved in that role and instead
of coughing in my triggered some type of cardiac situation.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh yeah, there had to be something some additive to it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably you're probably right.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I mean, unless his acting skills with that on that level,
you know, taking it to the whole next level, say, hey,
I'm coughing here.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I mean I'm sure. I mean he could have had
like a blaant braining heroysm or something from coughing too hard,
right right, you know, yeah, I mean it sucks. Definitely
a very unusual situation.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
He ye, think that's another one you want? Well, it
was one of those what happened, one of those freak accidents.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, how do you explain it? You know, you got
a whole crew that was there, like, well.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Okay, okay, I got it. He laid down a killer
performance on his last.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Literally like he was actually eighty nine years old anyways,
So it is what it is, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Hey, is that how they got the term of a coffin?
Is that where I come from?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's total situation. Oh, actually be spelled that way too.
You know, we got one left to go, guys, one left.
This is going a little bit quicker than usual, but
it is what it is. Having a good time. King
Adolph Frederick of Sweden suffered and indigestion after eating too
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big of a meal.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I can see that. I can see that because back
in those days, what was it some type of royal
privilege to be big and fat from.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
In certain areas it was a sign of wealth.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, right, right, so they're just stuff in her face
and out out of the crap and uh.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
They couldn't poop. His bowels were like nope, you got
too much in here. You're just gonna have to die.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's just kind of kind of messed up when your
body reacts on you like that.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Right man. Wow, that's another one of them. It's like
kind of tough, like if you were the family member. Well,
he hate too much. It's pretty simple.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
He literally himself today. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I was like, we ain't. We're not. We're not shitting
all this out. We're just gonna let him die.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Wow, body can work that fast? Oh man?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
So I mean death from indigestion like that. Actually, I've
seen people get very sick when they can't actually poop,
like because it gets backed up and your intestines and
stuff getting infected. Yet super sick and fevers. So I
mean I can imagine it. Only like if he if
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back then, whatever this was, I'm sure that the hospitals
didn't know or medical people didn't know. Well, you know,
he needs to get this stuff out. Let's go give him,
you know, a h enema and then just get it
all out. So he just he probably died pretty miserably.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Actually, Well, I mean, have you ever had like after
eating something that didn't agree with you, like there was
so so much indigestion and you felt like pain in
your chest? Yes, you know what I mean. So I'm
thinking on the lines of that, that had to be
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awful because you know, nowadays, we know to chew so
much before we swallow. Back back then, they just probably
just gorged it down, chew a couple of times and
swallow right. So that's a lot of digestion the body
has to do. And if you're one of those overeating
people from back in the day, that could be really bad.
(38:55):
And apparently it was for that individual, Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Man, Well, so of all the ones today, what do
you think, what's your uh, well, that the tortoise is
still my favorite?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Uh oh man, you hit me with a lot here.
I'm gonna say the tortoise is definitely way up there.
But they all have their uniqueness as far as how
they stick out.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Which one would you, okay, least, if it was to
happen to you, of the ones that we've done, which
would you which one would you not want least or most,
which one would not want out of all of these.
I think the volcano ones just stupidity. So that's yeah,
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I wouldn't even pick that one.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I want to at least be able to see it coming,
you know what I mean. Uh, so I can try
to jump out the way or something. Yes, So I'm
like the tortoise thing is just kind of unavoidable because
you just they didn't see it Cody. There's no way
they could have seen it coming.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well, like bludgeoned him. So, I mean, I imagine his
death was probably pretty quick, right.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
But what I'm saying is, you know some type of clue,
maybe the hawk was making noise or something.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, but that's just like it would be like the
bow and arrow, because the bow and arrow, I imagine would
have been a paint like a very painful death. Well,
I mean several of.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
These, depending on where it struck the body, you know
what I'm saying. If it went through the eye and
through the brain, you're gonna feel a pain for a second,
I guess, and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
The broken leg from the orange pill was pretty tough too.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, that's that's just me.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I imagine getting gang green, because gang green like just affects
your whole body. Then you die, right.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
And just like the tooth, you know what I'm saying
that that had to be awful as well, because you
go from a little cut to a nasty little thing.
It just takes over.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, and you're talking, we talked about like an embarrassing
one to tell people like this dude came back probably
victorious and you know, high and full of himself and
it ended up dying from the freaking head that he
brought back. That's just embarrassing. Man. That's out of all
of these, I think I would rather slip on an
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orange pill and die then come back thinking I want
a battle that ultimately.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Oh man, that's something. But yeah, all right, okay, so
so so let me bring up the makeup. I still
think that that was something that was maybe put in
there to take that person out.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Well yeah, and if somebody put it on them, like
let's say she was just a complete bitch and whoever
didn't make it was like the skiff river.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
H So, so yeah, I'm thinking a couple of those were.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Intentional.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yes, yes, there was one where it.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Was like a prince of a country like tripped over
his his midget and fell out of a window watching
a he was he was watching a parade and he
was dripped over the midget looking out the window and
fell to his death.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
That's funny. How did he fall to his debt? Well,
there was this little person standing next to him, and
there you go.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
It was.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It was his personal stepping stool, and he was a
little bit too tall, so uh, he tripped over him
and fell out the window. That's literally how it was
worded too, that he tripped over his midget. Oh I
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bet you that midget was happy as hell to see
him go.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
That's that's so hilarious. That is so hilarious. I'm thinking, yeah,
I'm thinking here. Uh yeah, I would say, man, these
are so crazy.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
They're all crazy. Which one would you least out of
all of them? Which one would you least want to
have happened to you?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I don't want to deal with no infection, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
It would be be very drawn out death.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Whether it's a tooth or gang green from a broken
broken leg. I don't think I want to deal with that,
you know what I'm saying. Uh, that's that's just way
too much. I mean because you just know what's coming,
you can't you can't stop it.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Or that one guy, I mean, he might not have
had any clue that it was coming. He probably just
study I got a little stick.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Well, eventually he knew, you know, he had to know. Yeah,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I think the tooth. I think the tooth would be
the worst for me.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, because that's nasty, that's disgusting, right.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Who knows what I mean if it was a severed head,
I mean you got you probably got some blood on
that tooth or it was on the ground. I'm sure
that wasn't very clean. So whatever, all that craft that
you just got in your system, that's a tight little scratch.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, nothing about that is clean or healthy. That is
bad for you. Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
All right, well hey everybody, I mean, our numbers was
what you got?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Okay, So let's let's let's revisit the beard thing. Uh
the beard?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah? Oh here is it broke his neck after tripping
over his beard?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes? Uh, that one is. How do you classify that?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
That's just a stroke of genius.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You can't even be calling it a freak accident, don't.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I Mean, that's that's a ridiculous beard first.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Off, and if you so, if you tripped on it,
that means you stepped on your beard, most likely forcefully
pulling your neck down mum hum.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
And then you probably rolled over. But like the way
you landed, it was already bent, so you probably just
landed on your actual neck.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Boom. Yeah, that's nasty.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
That's there's no way it was a clean beard either.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
No, get a haircut you have.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
That's a dragon on the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh yeah, that's too much, too much.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
That is too much here for sure. All right, Hey, everybody,
we appreciate you as for tuning in tonight for another
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Numbers been going up and down all night, And we
appreciate you guys, and give us some advice, give us
some ideas for shows, you know, as of what we've
(46:26):
been doing with this channel. If it ain't a show
we already have, let's make it you. We want you
guys to enjoy the content.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Trust me, this guy Jukebox will create a show at
the drop of my hat.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
And I don't have to host it. I'll just help
you create it and you just put it on our channel.
Thank you guys so much. Evolution has got a lot
of stuff coming up. He's revamped some of his shows.
We got the Journey to in the works. Hopefully I
can get it aired in the next week.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
That sounds great. That sounds good.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Goal it is done, especially because there's gonna be a
Journey three coming. We have a burn after playing it
as early in the making, but we are working on it.
And then we have a feature film that we have
the concept for. This will be JJ's Lounge first feature
film that we're working on. I'm really excited about it.
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It's obviously comical because this is typically what I do
well at, but we really just want to, you know,
keep you guys entertained. We have We're gonna have call
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much we're bringing we're bringing to the table with this network,
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Speaker 2 (48:06):
Take care,
What's happening, everybody. Welcome to Jake start on another episode,
Well another episode started. I'm right here on JJ's lounge. Sorry,
I'm messing around with layouts and stuff, throwing everything off.
But thank you guys so much for being here. Let's
get this intro out of the way here.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Whole point is this share on here? Oh yeah, yeah,
that's right. Embarrass the out of yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Keep the conversations. You know, random is pot and you're
doing your fine job on the fine job on the randomness, Dylan,
fine job on the randomness. That's right. It's what we
do here, guys. We just do random crap. But it's
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always fun. It's always like, hey, we got evolution in
the house again, two shows in a night.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hey man, this is what we do. What's up, everybody?
Glad to be back in it again. You're gonna see
a lot more of this guy on my side, and
you're gonna see a lot more of me here in
the near future. Uh So, if you're sick of us,
well you just gotta put up with us.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're gonna have to. If you're wanna be a part
of JG's Lounge, you want to grow with us and
just push through it with us, man, because you know,
we're all about having fun, having a good time, giving
you guys the opportunity to be here. Absolutely, we love
you guys. We seriously you don't even know's what we
do here. Let's see, I need to Oh what did
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I do?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We go? There, we go start on podcast. That's right,
So tonight we're gonna get into some interesting deaths with
the evolution. I had this show planned out for a
little bit now, and I don't know, it's interesting to
see some of the comical ways that people have died.
(02:06):
I've always thought about, like if somebody close to me
died in an embarrassing way, like if I would even
tell people or make up a story. Okay, so some
of these, some of these are actually pretty pretty comical,
and I'm pretty excited to share them. So I've got
nine of them. This show might be long, this short
show might be you know, forty minutes. But either way,
(02:28):
we're here to have a good time. And for those
of you that are tuning in right now, we see you.
We see you on YouTube right now, tune in to us.
I'm not sure who you are, but I appreciate you.
We're gonna try and give these layouts a shot, mostly
because I feel like a majority of you that do
watch the shows do probably watch on your phone, so
why not? So are you ready to get into this? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
All right. First up, we've got I think it's a
she lease. Maybe it's actually just spelled really weird. I'm
not sure. I said they were bludgeoned by a tortoise
that was dropped from a great height by an eagle.
(03:15):
What are the odds, man, Aser projects that Are you
into recycled food? Probably not, Man, I'm just gonna throw
it out there.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Man, Wow, picked.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Up a tortoise that could could bludgeon somebody is impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I mean, what do you say it's it's you just
gotta say it was their time because I mean you
have to be in a certain spot for that to occur,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I mean, To be bludgeoned by a tortoise that was
dropped by an eagle.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yes, I mean it just I mean you just can't
really design anything around that other than it was just
meant to happen at that particular time with that particular individual.
That sucks. Man, that sucks, And like you said, you
don't want to tell that story to anybody. Just come
up with something else.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah. When I was reading all of these, that's what
I was thinking about, Man, what what could possibly like?
What are these are things that I would not want
to tell people happen to me. Oh as this was
your like uncle or your cousin, and somebody's like, oh,
I'm so sorry about your loss, Like what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, I would just be like, freak accident and I'll
leave it at that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Ed Spacer said that nothing like a cheeseburger the second
time around. Man, that sounds god awful. That sounds god awful.
There's nothing to do with what we're talking about, but
sounds terrible, my friend.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, yes, wow.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean I have seen eagles take off with snakes.
I've seen him take off with rodents. I've seen owls
take off. I haven't seen it personally but on videos,
but I've seen them take off with like little dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So the hardest thing for me here though, is the
fact that I said that he was bludgeoned by a tortoise.
So there had to be some weight behind this for
the eagle to take off with it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, yeah, and the velocity you know what I'm saying,
because you know, you don't know how high the eagle was, right,
you know, maybe the whatever happened in Lost Grip or
the turtle wigglos Waylows you're talking about like you know,
just the perfect angle, the perfect you know height, the
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perfect bulls eye.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's just that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And how to be in that exact spot. Yes, for
that tortoise to drop right, you just.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You can't get that lucky man.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That if you want to call it luck. I mean,
like you said, I think it was just his time
to die.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, that's that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's just that's that's just where it ended for that person.
And that's messed up. But I almost think that God
had a sense of humor on that one.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I wonder if kept the tortoise. Oh, I wonder if
it survived, especially if the impact from the dude or
chick I don't know who is, but you never know,
he might have survived that fall.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You know. I mean, I really can't see any survivors
from that except the eagle was like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Damn, there goes my dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Unless he decided to do take two and go back
and get it right.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
If anything, then he's got two dinners.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So next up we got Siggured the Mighty. He died
from a septic infection when the tooth of a severed
head brushed against his leg.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What wait a minute, got run me again.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, so this I actually looked this up a little bit.
So back in his time, when you went to battle
your kills sometimes you would decapitate them and bring them
back as like, you know, just a show of your
strength or whatever. Right, And he had some straped to
his horse, and while it was bobbing around, the tooth
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from the severed head scratched him, and he got infected
and died from the scratch.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Revenge from the dead. What are the eyes man?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The victim became the victor.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, how what are the odds of that? I mean, Wow,
that's coming back to get you after you're gone. That's
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, you know, he came riding back to camp thinking oh,
I just got to scratch, and he's probably just celebrating,
and then within the next few days he's like, man,
I'm actually getting pretty sick. Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's a freak accident too. It's just meant for him
to get taken out by the person that he took out.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
There's no victory for you, my friend. Actually, that is
another very embarrassing death, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's vengeful right there. It's like, no, you took my head,
I'm gonna take you anyway with my tooth.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What are the odds of septic infection? I don't even
know what infection is.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It had to be a heck of a tooth, man.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh yeah, Actually it was just a scratch on his
leg and it killed him.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Back in those days, I mean, they didn't really have
good dental right, you know, they had like wooden teeth
back then.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Right, that's true. I mean I don't even know how
far back it was until he started switching.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Him, right, So, I mean it could have been really man,
I mean apparently it was.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What's up, everybody? Thank you for tuning in. We got
fifteen tuning in to night. We appreciate it, like you,
feel free to be in the commentary. We are discussing
some just absurd deaths, just like this guy who had
a severed head, brush his leg with a tooth in
it and.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
He died fection.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't know. I still think the first one is
probably the most comical. I don't know, man, because this guy,
you know, he's riding back all victorious and then he
died from the head scratching him. But the tortoise one
just gets me. Man, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I mean, yeah, but because you know, you could be
anywhere or in the world anywhere, right, right, but that
particular person was in that particular spot at that particular moment,
and that was it, you know. I mean, you can't
play nothing like that, even by accident.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's just destined for that to occur at that time,
and you were the one or they were the ones
to get get called on it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's probably the best word you can pick for that one.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Right right. So wow, And I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
To think of like that time of life, you know,
like just the the battle aspect of it. I'm trying
to let's see this work. I'm gonna put this on here.
Oh oh, I'm messing stuff up, guys, Bear with me. Oh,
where we at here? This is what I'm trying to move.
I want to move this. Your phone's going off, man.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's an alarm. It's an alarm.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's okay, it's an alarm. Oh yeah, you're supposed to
wake up for work right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yep, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, I'm just glad dropped tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, let's get to the next one. Here, it
says Bobby Leech contracted Gang Green after breaking his leg
when he slipped on an orange peel.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Get out of here, come on, man, orange peel, Gay Green.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Uh huh. That's that's that's a that's tough. That's tough, man,
and extremely embarrassing self inflicted embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And that's taking suicide a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Maybe if you were like in a restaurant and you
drop the peel down and you intentionally were trying to
see him, but it still ended up buying your own ass.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So he slips on an orange pill and contracts Gang Green.
A dude, I mean, there's no way, I mean, what
do you even start with something like that? You know
(12:37):
what I mean? You're trying to deliver a message to
someone that they were close to or whatever, because the
first thing they're gonna ask is how did it happen? Yes, right, right,
and well there was this orange pill.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I mean, And so you can play it either way.
You can be like you start out comically with the
fact that it was a Warne pill or you'd be
kind of serious to be like, oh, he broke his
leg and he got green green. Oh that's so sad,
that's so sad. Yeah. So, so what happened for him
to break his leg? Well, you know those like clementine oranges,
(13:16):
there's the bull of mandarin ones easy to appeal. Yeah,
he missed on, slipped on it and broke his leg.
Yeah wait, hold on, but you say he broke his leg. Yeah, no, no,
that's that's how he broke his leg.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So so once again, when when you had to tell
somebody what happened, uh, freak accident.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You wouldn't you want to believe me if I told.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You, right, you, you definitely wouldn't. Just let's just go
with freak accident.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Freak accident, that's all it is.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's too funny. I mean, you see in the cartoons
of peopleople who die from like or they don't die,
they slip on banana peels. I wouldn't think of an
orange peel. That's pretty funny, right right.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's and to break a leg like that that had
to be nasty. And then gang green what happened. I mean,
you have to wonder where the orange pill was, right,
and then you also have to wonder where the leg
got broken for that to happen. Right, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Like, wait, was it was his right leg or his
left leg? Does that matter? Slip down in orange pil people,
thanks for tuning. We got fourteen of you tuning in,
and I think you guys start on podcast on JD's lounge.
You give us a follow jump in the commentary, we
are making fun of people that well we probably shouldn't
(14:55):
be making fun of it, but they're they're very comical deaths.
Uh yeah, from history, So that's what we're of tonight.
Spacer over here in the comments talking about second time
around cheeseburgers that have nothing to do with the show,
but thank you man. All right, Maria, the Countess of
Coventry contracted lead poisoning from her makeup.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What kind of makeup was that?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well was the countess? So I imagine this was back in
the day too.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Was that the cheap kind especially.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Made for her? You know? Uh, the guano free makeup is.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What it was.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh my goodness, makeup today's got like that. Apparently there's
like bat crap and some of the makeup and all
kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So this was makeup and she got lead poisoned.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Lead poisoning from her makeup.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So this was this one of those things where she
was putting on some eyeshadow and slipped and poked herself
in the eye or something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
She had like a cat and put makeup over it
and then the you know, the makeup got into the
wound and then her eyes started swelling up. And wow,
no idea, that's a tough one though, I had that.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That's freak for real, man is self inflicted freak accident, accident.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Death, there's another way to word.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That, right, So, so does that mean.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Or if she was a countess, was If she was
a countess, does that mean she had somebody put the
makeup on for her. And if that's the case, did
that person get executed for her dying from the makeup
that she was wearing?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Right? Wow, just don't wear makeup.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well. And she was a countess, so I imagine that
she probably did have somebody putting her makeup on for her.
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So, so it was premeditated and it was somebody trying
to take her out.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So I'm I mean, that's the only thing I could
think of, right, I don't really know what lead poisoning
does to you, honestly. I mean I've never looked it up.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
From what I understand, and don't take this as some
type of medical fact, but from what I understand, just
by listening to it and hearing about it before it
gets into your bloodstream.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, it kills you through your bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. So whatever, however, that makeup
worked itself inside of her system. Uh, it wasn't good
for her system, and boom.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Dead dead by makeup, death by makeup.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it sounds like it was somebody did it, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, I've never heard of like they're being lead in makeup, right,
I mean back then, I mean, I don't know. I
guess it's it's anything's possible.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean they make up out of back then.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't even think that. I mean, I don't think
they have countesses anymore. I mean, do you think they
have countess anymore?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Not around here?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, definitely not around here.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And if they are, then they're they're pretty hidden.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Away, small those small countries right.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
On one of those long roads and nobody takes and
I wonder what's down there.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We are cruising through these tonight. Typically people will we
hit about an hour long show. This one's probably gonna
be closer to half an hour forty minutes. We're just fine,
nothing wrong with it. We already did a show before this,
so you know, I'm just having a good time with
you guys. And I think it's the layout, man, because
the numbers are climbing. Man, They're just crazy all over
the place. I don't see a lot of podcasts that
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stream with this layout. Maybe that's just the key for
what we do. So, I mean, might be something in
the future that we're doing, depending on the show. But yeah, no,
I appreciate everybody's tuning in. If you haven't seen this
show before, or you haven't seen this network, give us
a follow. We've got so many shows that we offer,
we have films that we work on. It's just you
(19:18):
know evolution. My co host here, he's one of the
admins on on JJ's Lounge. We've got four admins and
this is just constantly growing. We're meeting new people all
the time. Jump in the commentary throughout the show. If
you guys got some comical death that you know of.
Throw it out there, we'll talk about it. I'm down,
(19:40):
all right, This says Hans Steininger broke his neck after
tripping on his beard.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, First of all, there's a limit on the link
of a beard, right right. I mean, I'm seeing cartoons
with the beard going way down to the floor and
somebody stepping on it and tripping on it. But not
in real life. Man. You gotta there's a link, the
(20:12):
limit that you have to adhere to. But it comes
super beard. You don't want to be tripping on your
beard to the level that it takes you out of existence. Right.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh, Like, dude, I read when I read that one,
I was like, I got a beard tripping, But like,
have you have you ever had your shoelaces loose and
you tripped on your shoelace? Yeah, I imagine it was
something like that. But that's an insanely long beard, man.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That shows any of you guys out there with ridiculously
long beards. I mean, zz top guys, I'm talking to you.
Be careful. You're getting older. Don't trip on your beards.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I mean, even their beards has a limit to the lay. Yeah,
it's just an extended length, of course, but to where
you gotta trip on it and then break your neck.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Right, I'm gonna guess he like flipped over himself and
probably just cracked his neck. Them just at the right
angle it was. He was probably a ginger too. I'm
just gonna say, as clumsy as I am, I'm gonna
throw it out. Is probably a ginger.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'll tell you what. Man, I'm having a hard time
with that one. But I guess it's possible since this
already happened. But you gotta trim it up at some point.
You gotta trim it up.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And I do like it keeps it healthier, it keeps it.
Trim it up.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You never want, I mean, Okay, so I'm thinking about
Rapunzel now and.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let down your hair.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
And then I'm thinking about women who have hair literally
down to their ankles or the back of the leg
and stuff. It's but that's in the back usually or
or maybe on the side. It's never in the front,
so I can't really see them tripping on their own hair. Right,
But a beard, you know, at that extreme length, which
(22:23):
is still beyond me, why would you do that? Uh?
But you trip on your beard, right and then breaking it. Uh,
it's like the the orange peel. Uh, it's just something
that it's it that won't even premeditate. That was like
(22:46):
something that you did to himself.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yes, yes, for sure, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
That's shortening your own life for neglecting to trim your beard. Right.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I had that. Yeah, I had a and her hair
was all the way down to her butt and she
was riding a go kart and her hair fell out
of the helmet and got caught in the motor and
it just ripped her head back and like luckily it
just there was like a safety thing on the engine,
(23:18):
but she lost the chunk of her hair. They had
to like cut it pretty short. But I remember watching
that and that was tough.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
That sounds awful, man, I.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Breaking I mean that that could have I mean that
killed her, you.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Know, yeah, or it could have kept going, you know
what I mean, right, chop chop sewey.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Man, this guy didn't have a tortoise dropped on his head.
I still I don't know if any of these can
top that, man, I mean some right place, wrong time,
like one.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Man, Yeah, that one that was pretty pretty awesome. Uh,
I don't really know how to say that. That's it
was just their time, right.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Right, It's just it's just how it is.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I mean, even if they had some type of warning
on that stuff, you know, like what was that movie
where they knew that they were on a pattern or
something because they were cheating death or something like that.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Destination?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes, yes, so so even though they knew that something
was gonna happen freak, and they did all they could
to prolong that, you know, stuff still happened. Right. But
that's one of those things where what do you do
right what You just walking and minding your business and
they sting, you know, boom.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The other day, we were driving behind this semi that
had a bunch of wires are strapped down, and I'm
just like, man, that's a final destination stuff right there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, And when I'm behind stuff like that, I get
to hack away.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, I usually will either back up, get over or
something pass them.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, all right, next step.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I don't even know how to say this name emdocals
Empedocles jumped into a volcano to prove he was immortal.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's just stupid. That's worse than suicide. That's just extreme stupidity.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Man, if I had a name by Empedocles, I will
probably do that, not to admit that I was immortal,
but because my life was just shitty's had a name
like Empedocles.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, Okay, So let's let's analyze the type of person
that would think get that manner to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
He's probably extremely cocky.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, So what other ways could they have possibly proven
that they were immortal prior to doing something like that right.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Off a cliff? I mean, who would jump into lava
to prove they're immortal? Like you said, you know, put
me in front of a firing squad or so, I
mean at least I don't even know, or like stunts
like evil and evil stunts, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, So he found out he wasn't immortal, right, I.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Don't know if he found out, because he's probably dead
before he realized that would be Actually, that'd be a
very painful death, Oh my god, be ok but it
would be very painful.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
So what type of mindset is a person in when
they're thinking that they're immortal? You know?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I mean, okay, most likely what he comes from wealth,
Some kid comes from a wealthy family that's very powerful.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Maybe, Okay, I'm gonna try to psychoanalyze this. Uh, let's
just say maybe this particular person had a string of
good luck of fortune when it came to life threatening issues,
and after a while they thought or started to feel
as if they were immortal or they could be killed
(27:31):
or whatever. For instance, like what fifty cent was shot
nine times? Something on the lines of that. Right, So
you you go swimming with the alligators and you come
up with a few scratches, you know what I mean,
stuff like that, Or you fall from a plane and
you bounced twice and you're good, you know I mean,
(27:54):
I guess, I guess in some weird pattern of life,
a person can maybe you start to think that way. Uh,
maybe they got bit by a snake and survive.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Right, stung by six bees and survived, or a snake.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But even with that type of pattern or history, what
would possess you to have the audacity to think that
you could jump into lava and survive.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I imagine they probably didn't know the extent of what
lava would do at the time. I don't know, I
don't know. I'm sure. I'm pretty sure. Back in the
days they were sacrificing people in lava. So I don't know.
I have no idea. I don't know what you approve, Like,
he's not proven anything.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
No, just how stupid he.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm curious that the crowd that watched was like, wait
a minute, he'll come back out.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Okay, So how long can he hold his breath?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Guy, I don't know he's immortal.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I have no idea. It's nothing. No, LoVa is not
what you hold your breath. If you jump off the
side of a cliff or a mountain and you land
in the water, that's when you hold your breath. You
jump in the lava, you're just gonna disintegrate.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You know, bread the whole of your lungs and be fried.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah. Yeah, Wow, that's just taking your life.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yes, there's that's suicide. That's not proving anything besides just
committing suicide. All right. Next step, Henry Hurt of Noddy
Hamshire accidentally shot himself with an arrow while inspecting his bow.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dude, you gotta keep your boat on safety all right?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Did you have the safety lock on?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh? Can you imagine that? Why staring at Why.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Isn't this shooting?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm just gonna God, that's I don't know, man, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't know how. Like it says he shot himself,
so it was in the bow, so it wasn't just
I don't know. The arrow was already locked into the
bow and he was just looking at the I don't
even know how. How would you do that? Like, I
don't even know how you would. It had to be
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like a crossbow or something.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Apparently he figured it out out.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
The hard way. Have you ever shot a bow and arrow?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't think I have.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I think this would have had to be like a
crossbow situation because like.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Unless pardon me, had a sneeze.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
It would have been cross because that kind of force
I can't imagine you being able to do that with
just like a regular bow. You know, that kind of
like force would have to get it to kill you
at that close range. Would have had to have been
like cocked and ready.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Cross unless unless he was using his foot, So.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's the only thing I could think. I was using
his foot and maybe.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
The his toe slipped off or or the deal snapped
or tortoise fell on and took out the foot that
was holding the bow.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Wait wait, wait, he slipped on a pill.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
He slipped on an orange bill. I had his bow crossing,
and in.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
The midst of his fallen turtle fellow and after the
turtle fail, the bull shot.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And they're happened to be lead on the tip of
the Thanks everybody for the numbers going up now, we
appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh that's funny. He gave him lead poisoning and game green.
Jeez man.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Hopefully there wasn't a volcano that he was standing next to.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
And he did it right, phil right.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Next up we got Moliere died of a coughing fit
while playing a sick man in a play.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay, now, now I've heard some ridiculous things tonight. Uh,
this has gotta be the most ridiculous. Yeah, okay, say
that again.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, so this guy and actually, if you look into it,
the people in the because Moliere died of a coughing
fit while playing a sick man in the play, the
funny thing is that the people that were doing the
play thought he was playing dead the whole time and
continued the play.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Of course. That's hey, that's great acting.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
They're great acting.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
He didn't even flinch. Oh good, agree.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I mean I've had coughing fits that I felt like
I was gonna die because I couldn't give a breath in.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Wow. Can you imagine everybody when they finally realized that
there was something wrong there and they went on with
the play.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Right dude, Oh my god, that whole crew was probably like, man,
I thought he was just doing such a good.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Job Oscar winning performance.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
First dead guy to win an Oscar.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I think that has to be the most ridiculous out
of all.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Of this, out of all the ones we've done so far. Yeah. Yeah,
so he unintentionally intentionally died from coffic or intentionally unintentionally
died from coffee. They're like, oh, the dying wasn't part
of the scripture, and we'll just go along with it.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
No care. Right, Wow, I'm almost I'm almost gonna go
out on the lamb and say that maybe there was
a lot of stress involved in that role and instead
of coughing in my triggered some type of cardiac situation.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh yeah, there had to be something some additive to it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably you're probably right.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I mean, unless his acting skills with that on that level,
you know, taking it to the whole next level, say, hey,
I'm coughing here.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I mean I'm sure. I mean he could have had
like a blaant braining heroysm or something from coughing too hard,
right right, you know, yeah, I mean it sucks. Definitely
a very unusual situation.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
He ye, think that's another one you want? Well, it
was one of those what happened, one of those freak accidents.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, how do you explain it? You know, you got
a whole crew that was there, like, well.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Okay, okay, I got it. He laid down a killer
performance on his last.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Literally like he was actually eighty nine years old anyways,
So it is what it is, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Hey, is that how they got the term of a coffin?
Is that where I come from?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's total situation. Oh, actually be spelled that way too.
You know, we got one left to go, guys, one left.
This is going a little bit quicker than usual, but
it is what it is. Having a good time. King
Adolph Frederick of Sweden suffered and indigestion after eating too
(36:36):
big of a meal.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I can see that. I can see that because back
in those days, what was it some type of royal
privilege to be big and fat from.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
In certain areas it was a sign of wealth.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, right, right, so they're just stuff in her face
and out out of the crap and uh.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
They couldn't poop. His bowels were like nope, you got
too much in here. You're just gonna have to die.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's just kind of kind of messed up when your
body reacts on you like that.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Right man. Wow, that's another one of them. It's like
kind of tough, like if you were the family member. Well,
he hate too much. It's pretty simple.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
He literally himself today. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I was like, we ain't. We're not. We're not shitting
all this out. We're just gonna let him die.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Wow, body can work that fast? Oh man?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
So I mean death from indigestion like that. Actually, I've
seen people get very sick when they can't actually poop,
like because it gets backed up and your intestines and
stuff getting infected. Yet super sick and fevers. So I
mean I can imagine it. Only like if he if
(37:53):
back then, whatever this was, I'm sure that the hospitals
didn't know or medical people didn't know. Well, you know,
he needs to get this stuff out. Let's go give him,
you know, a h enema and then just get it
all out. So he just he probably died pretty miserably.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Actually, Well, I mean, have you ever had like after
eating something that didn't agree with you, like there was
so so much indigestion and you felt like pain in
your chest? Yes, you know what I mean. So I'm
thinking on the lines of that, that had to be
(38:33):
awful because you know, nowadays, we know to chew so
much before we swallow. Back back then, they just probably
just gorged it down, chew a couple of times and
swallow right. So that's a lot of digestion the body
has to do. And if you're one of those overeating
people from back in the day, that could be really bad.
(38:55):
And apparently it was for that individual, Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Man, Well, so of all the ones today, what do
you think, what's your uh, well, that the tortoise is
still my favorite?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Uh oh man, you hit me with a lot here.
I'm gonna say the tortoise is definitely way up there.
But they all have their uniqueness as far as how
they stick out.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Which one would you, okay, least, if it was to
happen to you, of the ones that we've done, which
would you which one would you not want least or most,
which one would not want out of all of these.
I think the volcano ones just stupidity. So that's yeah,
(39:46):
I wouldn't even pick that one.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I want to at least be able to see it coming,
you know what I mean. Uh, so I can try
to jump out the way or something. Yes, So I'm
like the tortoise thing is just kind of unavoidable because
you just they didn't see it Cody. There's no way
they could have seen it coming.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well, like bludgeoned him. So, I mean, I imagine his
death was probably pretty quick, right.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
But what I'm saying is, you know some type of clue,
maybe the hawk was making noise or something.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, but that's just like it would be like the
bow and arrow, because the bow and arrow, I imagine would
have been a paint like a very painful death. Well,
I mean several of.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
These, depending on where it struck the body, you know
what I'm saying. If it went through the eye and
through the brain, you're gonna feel a pain for a second,
I guess, and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
The broken leg from the orange pill was pretty tough too.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, that's that's just me.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I imagine getting gang green, because gang green like just affects
your whole body. Then you die, right.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
And just like the tooth, you know what I'm saying
that that had to be awful as well, because you
go from a little cut to a nasty little thing.
It just takes over.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, and you're talking, we talked about like an embarrassing
one to tell people like this dude came back probably
victorious and you know, high and full of himself and
it ended up dying from the freaking head that he
brought back. That's just embarrassing. Man. That's out of all
of these, I think I would rather slip on an
(41:26):
orange pill and die then come back thinking I want
a battle that ultimately.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Oh man, that's something. But yeah, all right, okay, so
so so let me bring up the makeup. I still
think that that was something that was maybe put in
there to take that person out.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Well yeah, and if somebody put it on them, like
let's say she was just a complete bitch and whoever
didn't make it was like the skiff river.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
H So, so yeah, I'm thinking a couple of those were.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Intentional.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yes, yes, there was one where it.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Was like a prince of a country like tripped over
his his midget and fell out of a window watching
a he was he was watching a parade and he
was dripped over the midget looking out the window and
fell to his death.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
That's funny. How did he fall to his debt? Well,
there was this little person standing next to him, and
there you go.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
It was.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It was his personal stepping stool, and he was a
little bit too tall, so uh, he tripped over him
and fell out the window. That's literally how it was
worded too, that he tripped over his midget. Oh I
(43:14):
bet you that midget was happy as hell to see
him go.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
That's that's so hilarious. That is so hilarious. I'm thinking, yeah,
I'm thinking here. Uh yeah, I would say, man, these
are so crazy.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
They're all crazy. Which one would you least out of
all of them? Which one would you least want to
have happened to you?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I don't want to deal with no infection, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
It would be be very drawn out death.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Whether it's a tooth or gang green from a broken
broken leg. I don't think I want to deal with that,
you know what I'm saying. Uh, that's that's just way
too much. I mean because you just know what's coming,
you can't you can't stop it.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Or that one guy, I mean, he might not have
had any clue that it was coming. He probably just
study I got a little stick.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Well, eventually he knew, you know, he had to know. Yeah,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I think the tooth. I think the tooth would be
the worst for me.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, because that's nasty, that's disgusting, right.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Who knows what I mean if it was a severed head,
I mean you got you probably got some blood on
that tooth or it was on the ground. I'm sure
that wasn't very clean. So whatever, all that craft that
you just got in your system, that's a tight little scratch.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, nothing about that is clean or healthy. That is
bad for you. Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
All right, well hey everybody, I mean, our numbers was
what you got?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Okay, So let's let's let's revisit the beard thing. Uh
the beard?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah? Oh here is it broke his neck after tripping
over his beard?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes? Uh, that one is. How do you classify that?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
That's just a stroke of genius.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You can't even be calling it a freak accident, don't.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I Mean, that's that's a ridiculous beard first.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Off, and if you so, if you tripped on it,
that means you stepped on your beard, most likely forcefully
pulling your neck down mum hum.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
And then you probably rolled over. But like the way
you landed, it was already bent, so you probably just
landed on your actual neck.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Boom. Yeah, that's nasty.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
That's there's no way it was a clean beard either.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
No, get a haircut you have.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
That's a dragon on the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh yeah, that's too much, too much.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
That is too much here for sure. All right, Hey, everybody,
we appreciate you as for tuning in tonight for another
episode to start again. Give us a follow if you hadn't.
Numbers been going up and down all night, And we
appreciate you guys, and give us some advice, give us
some ideas for shows, you know, as of what we've
(46:26):
been doing with this channel. If it ain't a show
we already have, let's make it you. We want you
guys to enjoy the content.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Trust me, this guy Jukebox will create a show at
the drop of my hat.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
And I don't have to host it. I'll just help
you create it and you just put it on our channel.
Thank you guys so much. Evolution has got a lot
of stuff coming up. He's revamped some of his shows.
We got the Journey to in the works. Hopefully I
can get it aired in the next week.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
That sounds great. That sounds good.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Goal it is done, especially because there's gonna be a
Journey three coming. We have a burn after playing it
as early in the making, but we are working on it.
And then we have a feature film that we have
the concept for. This will be JJ's Lounge first feature
film that we're working on. I'm really excited about it.
(47:19):
It's obviously comical because this is typically what I do
well at, but we really just want to, you know,
keep you guys entertained. We have We're gonna have call
in shows coming soon as well, and there's just so
much we're bringing we're bringing to the table with this network,
so we appreciate you guys. Any input you guys have.
(47:39):
If you're on Facebook right now, dm me throw a
comment on this live. You can email me at Jukebox
Ginger this one word Jukebox Ginger eighty eight at gmail
dot com. Do you want to be a guest or
have some information that you want to share? And uh, yeah,
we're We're happy to have people on that have something
interesting to day. Absolutely absolutely until next time, everybody, we
(48:04):
will see you around.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Take care,
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