January 8, 2025 • 62 mins
Would you rather fight a bear or an alligator? How about papercuts at the flip of every page or Bite your tongue every time you eat? These are just a few of the would your father's that my guest Sean and I discuss.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
The whole point is to share on here.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Embarrass the ship out of yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Keep the conversation out, and you're doing your friend job
on your what's happening, everybody, Welcome back to another episode
of Stardom on JG's Lounge. This is our first attempt
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at this new streaming platform, ev MUCKs. Over the last
about month and a half, we've been kind of testing
other platforms, and I'm not I'm not mad with the
last one we had, but it was just very tech
savvy and a lot of people couldn't figure it out,
so I kind of just want to do away with it.
(00:56):
There's a lot of buffering and glitchiness and yeah, you know,
just just work with us as we go. I do
have a new show out now called Characters, where I
go live on TikTok and talk to random people and
ask them scenario based questions and then if they answer
the question, I pieced them together and make a full
podcast episode. And it seems to be doing pretty good,
(01:17):
so I'm pretty happy about that. Somebody who hasn't been
on a while, Sean shank Man, how the hell are you?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm good man. Yeah, it seems like it's got it.
It's been since last year the ultimate Dad joke that
was good in there. It's been a minute, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You've been busy though, man, between work and your shows
and too ring and everything. I'm just like, man, I
don't know how you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I'll tell you what it was. It was a running
across the finish line. My tires were on fire, you know,
going past the car. I'm skidding in sideways just to
get to the end of the year. Because it was
like this crazy thing where I was headlining clubs outside
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the country and around the Midwest, and on top of that,
I was teaching eight classes between two colleges and running
a comedy club and just all this other stuff, man,
you know, trying to you know, have family and the
holidays too, on top of everything else. I mean that,
you know, It's just it was a lot, man, It
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was a lot. And there were there were some days
that I just slept. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, I ours is mellow. I mean, we were mostly home.
But it's because everybody was getting sick, man. Either I
was sick, or family was sick, or everybody's getting sick. Man.
There's something going around. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, I mean, it depends on what area of the
world you're in, because if you're along the coast or
in England, then it's the mystery fog.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know if you've seen that or particulous God what,
I don't know. Who is trying to eliminate the population,
the illuminati, you know, build a brig whatever. But man, like,
there was this mystery fog and I encourage anybody that's
watching listening go look it up, do your own research.
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But they were so many people I have friends in
England that I was messaging and saying, look, I know
you guys are known for your fog, but I said,
is it is it like everybody's describing with like the
burnt you know, electrical smell and the chemical smell.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, I have been hearing about that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, yes, and my friends over there both acknowledged like, yeah,
this is unlike anything we've ever had, and we're all
getting sick from it. And then you had people going
outside and they would shine a flashlight into it and
it was like watching if you've ever stirred up muck
underneath or I'm sorry, if you've ever been well, I've
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been on a lot of ghost hunts. And if you
ever bump something dusty in an old house and you
have a flashlight and the beam just fills with dust,
that's going all creaty. That's what the fog looked like
everywhere in this country from there, and everybody that was
smelling it was getting sick. And you can't tell me
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that that is just oh, it's just natural, just something happened.
You're crazy. It's like, man, what is going on dude?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, and we had the so we had the thunder
snow here and that. So I was googling the rarest
like weather phenomena and thunder that snow is like number
nine on the of like almost never happens, yes, sir,
And this weather storm that we got had several of them,
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and I'm like, damn, that is nuts. I didn't even
know what it was.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
If you were to do the math, if you were
to break down the math on all of these crazy
weather events that never happened, including the stuff that happened
in Nashville and everywhere else, you know, with you know,
the flooding destroying North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, all those
places and the stuff that's happened to you guys. The
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probability markers are off the charts to the nth degree.
And I was doing some research last night and somebody
was like, you know, it's really odd that they have
all these Doppler bursts or whatever. They show the energy
patterns around the country and the storm that looked like
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a massive wiener, okay, trying to keep it going.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was gonna make a funny clip on it, and
I just never did.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah. One of my buddies who's an influencer, had the
weather map up and he shrunk himself down and stood
from He just like raised his eyes like, ah, but
these these Doppler bursts, I'm just gonna call him Doppler
bursts because you know, they they've suggested it's harp, it's
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blah blah blah, you know, all things that they have
proven exist. And the storm is tracking light right along
with it in such an odd weather pattern to track
through those parts of the nation. Because I was looking
at this, I mean, how much snow did you guys
get down there?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We so where I'm at, we got sixteen inches.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, the major Kansas City area got like eleven to
fourteen but there were spots that got sixteen and we
we where we are, it was such a wind tunnels,
so from the blizzard like conditions.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean, houses got piled with snow like it's like
a third of the way up my car.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh my god. I'm glad you guys are okay man,
because I was worried about you and Pat.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well his dumb ass decided to try to go to work.
I mean he made it. He's like, he's only so
I'm thirty five minutes away from work, he's fifteen. My
drive home on Saturday, when it started to ice, took
me an hour and twenty minutes. They had a whole
exit ramp shut down from pile ups. I mean I
was seeing twenty car pile ups. Semi's jackknifed on the
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exit ramp like it was nuts, and my little tiny
Honda insights like a prius. And I made it home,
but like I don't know how because I went opposite
of my house because all the other ramps were closed down.
And then you know how a lot of the intros
or like the interstates have like those cops intersections and
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the mediums between the both sides of the highway absolutely
I found one of those, and luckily it was gravel,
and I was like, oh, I'll get traction. So I
cut through their turn back around. I made it home,
but then it took my thirty five minute drive was
an hour and ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's so crazy. It's look, I want to say this, like,
I am all pro people working and you know, small businesses, capitalism,
you know, as long as it, you know, is measured well.
But this kind of weather, it's just not worth it.
And if I had a place tell me that, you know,
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and it's doing what it's doing where you're at, and
they're like, no, you better come in, It's like, then
you need to fire me, because I'm not risking my
life for this. I got what was it three five
years ago? I was a I was a it was
an executive position. I was like a corporate manager of
some communications for a company and I was also running
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their customer service division. And it was when we had
that cold snap where it was negative fifty in the
Midwest and I told my people stay home, Like I
drove in because I had a really good car and
I had a pretty clear path to work and it
was like straight highway right, But I got in a
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screaming match with the vice president of the company because
I told the people not to come in and he
was He was like, we're here, We're fine, I said again,
and we're nuts. Dude, this is stupid. I said, this
is the kind of weather that can kill you. I said,
I was an EMT and I saw people with frostbite.
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I saw people frozen. All right, you haven't. I know
what it looks like. I know what this weather can do.
It kills in minutes. So no, they're not coming in.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, we were lucky enough to get like they basically
did an excused. I mean, if you have like sick
time or vacation time, you could use it. But if
you didn't have any time at all, it was still excused.
Like if you can't go. They literally shut down the
interstates here, like you if you got to jump on
the highway and any happen because they're shut down.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah. Well, I mean with for legit reasons too, because
sixteen inches isn't dude, eight inches is nothing to mess with.
And that's I'm a Michigander.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, I know. This is the most we had in
what they say, since two thousand and two. And they
said some areas since nineteen twelve, like that's how bad
it was in some areas of kandasaity and I was like, damn,
this is this is insane. And then we might get
some more snow on Thursday apparently, so we'll see.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I heard, I've got a buddy that lose down in
Tulsa and he puts up whether brought you because he's
a big tornado chaser type guy. Yeah, and he's been
putting up the forecasts and future models, and I saw
the predictions and I'm just like, god, dude, guys already
got hit. You know, one once is.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Enough, It's thanks twenty twenty five. Let's let's go.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
All you really will go down this rabbit hole. It's
not just the weather.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, it's not just the weather. It seems like there's
always major events whatever. There's a change in presidents too.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I could drone on.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Let's not do that this episode.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Though, I know we have other stuff to do.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Although we should do a blurred line soon and then
a singed Diye sockets probably the next like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, the Sente for sure, because you've brought up a
couple of good topics about that.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know a lot of people that are gonna
be I don't know if Evolution will want to do it,
because I don't think he's not very involved in the
whole He doesn't know much about Dante's Inferno. I know enough,
and I think there's a lot of people that do
know of Dante's Inferno, but they don't know the depths
of it. And and I kind of know enough to
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where like I could do a little bit of research
and get caught up and it won't take me long.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well, it's so much about knowing the characters and the
you know, the purgatories and the unbaptized babies and the
stuff that's really messed up, you know, and the characters
King Minos and the archaean you know, and and the Ferryman.
I'll tell you, and I did message you about this.
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But anybody that's watching this, listening to this now, it
is six hours of your time. I'm just going to
tell you right now. But one of the most beautiful,
beautifully created, crafted, written everything games that has I think
has ever been created is called Dante's Inferno. Yeah and yeah,
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And it follows the story of this guy who basically
betrayed his lady love during the Crusades, Beatrice, and he
essentially fights his way through hell through the levels of
Dante's Inferno and the poet Virgil, right, Virgil is his
ghostly guide through every level. And it is crazy how
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beautiful and scary and terrifying the entirety of it is.
But what a beautiful story, and it's it's a great
way to educate yourself on you know, the basically the
trappings of Dante's the different levels and things through well.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And if you the more you know about like Dante,
the story of Dante's background and like kind of why
he even wrote about it, it plays a lot into it.
So it actually kind of smacks in the face a
lot of religion too when you really kind of debunk
each of these circles, because a lot of it is
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related to life experiences and people in his real life
that he had hatred towards. So it'll be a good one.
It'll be a good one.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It will writing a book like screw this guy and.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Screw literally he's in hell. He's in hell. Yeah, it's good,
It is really good.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right, all right, so for tonight, this being our
first round, on ev Mex. So far, I'm pretty impressed.
This is my first time jumping on here with the guests,
and I haven't seemed to have had any issues, so
I'm happy so far. We're going to do ten. Would
you rathers sweet? Let's get this first one going here?
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Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be
green or never have to stand in line again?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay? This is so crazy, but I know the answer
to this. Okay, what do you want to go first? Though?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Because first I'll go first. I actually I always leave
my house early enough to get to work so I
can sit and chill them in the parking lot. Stop
lights don't bother me. Standing in line pisses me off.
I get irritated really easy. I don't mind stop lights,
So for me, I would be fine with the never
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having to stand in line again.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay, see in this, I'm the complete opposite here, and
mine's a bit weird, see I. To me, it's almost
magical when you hit every green light. You know, I
don't know it just it feels like almost like privilege.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Right, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I do agree with that, but I don't mind standing
in line, And I'll tell you why. Two things. One,
I love to people watch. I like to look at individuals,
not in a creepy like, you know, kind of that way,
but just looking at them and trying to deduce what
their life is about, you know, and just figure them
out by the way they carry themselves, the way they dress,
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you know, et cetera, et cetera. And also, standing in
line gives me a lot of time to think, right,
because I'm so goddang busy all the time, and my
brain is always on this thing, is using this thing.
And when I'm standing in line, that that's I have
to be there for whatever the reason is. So it's
time where my brain is like, okay, let's think.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, that's good, that makes sense. I think it would
depend though, Like if I'm like going to the DMV,
that's one. That is probably the only place where standing
in line really irritates me, mostly because the people who
are there are already irritated and having to deal with
that crowd.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's what they're monsters, dude, it is.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
And then like you're waiting in line forever, and then
half the people go up there they don't have the
right documentation, and then they get pissed off with the
people behind the counter, like it's their faults and it's
just it's it gets irritated very quick.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, yeah, it's I think the DMV, with the exception
of like billionaires, is the great equalizer because everybody has
to go there to get the damn licenses and things
like that, and the reprobates that show up.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
There, and some is worse than Walmart.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I think, I said, my brain is I think I
saw a guy in a clown costume there one time too,
if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, yeah, yeah man, yeah, And
I'll tell you though, it's like we are blessed in
the state of Indiana because of Mitch Daniels. He did
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a complete revamp of the bmvs because they were so terrible,
and now they're some of the best in the country.
Like literally you can walk in and you're getting service
within minutes, okay, taking care, Yeah dude, it's it is
so much better than it used to be.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
All right, Okay, yeah, I hate the DMV, all right.
Next up, would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator?
I feel like that's a pretty tough one.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Mm. You know, I'm a pretty tough guy. But the
thing with a bear is have you seen their claws
when they're.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
They literally will rip you open. I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Dude, they they are murderers and they and they I
mean with an alligator, at least if you can get
behind I know they'll do the death roll, right, yes,
but you you know, give them, give them some of
the rear naked choke, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I feel like they have their weak spots, like like
you said, getting behind them. I feel like with a
bear there's not so much of the weeks, Like they
move too quick for you to really get to a
position where they don't see you.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well in this sheer size of those motherfucker like they
are huge, like this sheer strength that those things have, right,
it would just it would be I would feel like
I would have at least the slimmest of chances with
an alligator. Yes, I would have to find wherever the
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bear's nuts are to kick them me to like Kevin,
and if it's a girl bear, forget about it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, and at least like and with an alligator, I mean,
you you just have to avoid getting really bitten because
once they bite apart, like they lent a latch on
you're pretty much fucked unless you're willing to lose a
limb or whatever to get away, right, But you're pretty
much right now with the with the with a bear,
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I mean, you're basically in a boxing match with somebody
who doesn't give a shit about you, and we'll tear
your shreds.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No, wait, here's here's here's okay, here's an into the question.
Then what if it was, would you rather wrestle a
bear in water or an alligator online?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I would take a bear on in water if it
was deep enough to wear, because I don't think they
could swim very well, and even if they were swimming,
they'd probably be more focused on that than you.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, that would be to because here's the thing. An
alligator in water is to me, would be a thousand
times more dangerous if on land, right because on land
you could like probably make some moves, right, But in water,
like you said, if they get a hold of you,
forget about it. They're going to deathrowly take it down
to the bottom. Like, if you know anything about how
alligators operate, dude, it is freaking scary. Yeah, what they
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do and how they kill.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, I definitely think I would rather the alligator. I
agree with you on that one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But the bears they so cuddly. They just look like
just like like give me.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
A isn't it? Certain bears too, because they have like
there's bears that are tiny that are there. They would
fight you, but I think they're more scared of you
than anything there.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay, so, oh my god, there is a rule with
it too. Black?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I think black? Is it? Black bears? Are those the
tiny ones that climb trees?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yes, but there's there's certain ones where like you spread
your arms and you stand your ground. That might be
the black bear. And then with the brown bears, I
think those are the ones where you're supposed to just
light you lay down on the ground and just curl
up and play dead. So they get like dis amused
with you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They get bored all right?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Next to.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Would you rather be trapped in a small room with
ten thousand tarantulas for ten minutes or eat ten tarantulas
in ten minutes?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's just well, do you know they shoot their hair
like spines? Yes, they do, all right, if they weren't
scary enough as it is. So oh man, now let
me ask you this. If I had to eat ten
and ten minutes. Are they prepared? Like you know, something
ioke them?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's the thing, is like if it was dead and
I'd have to fight it, I don't think if it
was if it wouldn't matter if it was prepared. If
it was that between the in the room with ten thousand,
I would rather eat ten dead ones or prepared. I
mean I could do prepared. I've eaten prepared crickets and
mealworms and all that shit like that. That doesn't bug
me so much. But at the same time, transla most
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translas are are they aren't? They don't harm you, right
ten My problem is I would step on one and
piss one off. Like That's the thing. I think if
you could sit still for ten minutes and just sit there,
but I couldn't do it. I'm sure there's people out
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there that could. But if you could just sit on
the floor for ten minutes in that room and just
let them do what they do, I don't think they
would harm you.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I know, but just picture one crawling up the side
of your face.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And I can't picture that in your ear. I know
what I would do, and I would get killed. I'd
be eating the live by these damn traandlas somebody be covered.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Because there's a point where you just be like, you know,
like you just you would flip out, I'm sorry, like
you would.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
There's I could eat the tin. I would eat the tin.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
If I was if I were forced, like you only
have two choices and and there's no way out of
the choices, I would eat the tin.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, now you said prepared, what would you what would
be best prepared? For you to be like, yeah, hell yeah,
bring me on the tin? How would you want to
be prepared?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You know, I mean to be honest with you. If
they were gutted and stuffed with like sausage and alo
and deep fried, you know, I'd give that a shot.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I'd ever fry him and make like some sort of
a dip out of it, something like buffalo cream cheese
dip or something.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
To take take the abdomen and scoop it like a chip.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
That'd be the best. I don't know well, and I
will tell you I don't really have a fear of
spiders though, But ten thousand of them in a room
is I don't care who you are, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's so, that's so the number, it would be suffocating
not to mention the fact depending on the size of
the room. Now, see, that's that's one of the X
factors we're not talking about because we're just picturing like
a smallish room. If it was like a pole barn
or it's just one big room, you know, I'll just
stand in one corner, l right, But if you're in
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just like a normal sized room eleven by seventeen, the
sheer volume and the heat coming from them. I mean,
that's how bees kill predators that come into their hives.
They surround them and vibrate and raise their heat level
and basically suffocate them and raise their temperature or they
cook them to death, right you know. So, I mean, guy,
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you're talking about there are so many factors that go
beyond the ick factor of spiders, you know, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The crawling, like the crawling on you, the and just
knowing that if you do anything that makes them feel threatened,
then you're fucked.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Just I mean, and it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is I don't I could sit, but I know that
as soon as they hit a certain spot or just
something I would I would freak out. It's just that
there's no question there's ten thousand of them, they're gonna
be crawling on certain areas of the body. I just
don't want to that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
If they touched your nose, like it's bad enough. You
know you've had nose hair before, you know, I have
you have nose hair right or your mustache and it
curls up and hits that just your nostril, and you're
you're doing this thing. Imagine you had a thing going
like this right and that hair brushed up right on
your nose and you want to sneeze and you want
to brush it away and everything else, but you can't because.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yep, I'll eat them. Bring it on from one plate,
all right, another one. Would you rather fight a horse
sized duck or one hundred duck sized horses?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Horse sized duck horses? Okay? See horses are fucking massive,
all right. So this is a thing where if you're
a city kids, you don't have a like a comprehension
of how big a horse is. It's just like when
we see mooses loose out in the wild, like, holy shit,
that things the size of a small house. Yeah, because
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we pay too much attention to TV and things, and
we think everything just little horses are massive, right, and
there are like turkeys and I'll explain what I'm thinking.
Here a turkey, it's wings are strong enough. And I
think there are other couple other birds like albatross, which
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are massive that if they hit your arms just right,
they could break your arm with their wing because they're
so big and strong. Right, So, now you've got a
horse sized duck with wing you know, a wing span,
and they can fly. So now you've got a horse
sized duck. Yeah, so now you've got this flying, gigantic
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duck that has pissed off at you with a beak
that can shred you. Right, Okay, I think that.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I think I'll say my keep going.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
No, that's what I'm saying. Like, there are too many
there are too many factors with the horse sized duck
that make it super dangerous. But now I will fuck
up one hundred duck sized horses.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I would go to town. I would actually probably enjoy that.
We'ld be honest. If I was in a room with
a one hundred horse sized ducks or duck sized horses,
I think it not only would be comical, but when
they bit you, it would probably be like getting a beasting,
you know, because they have I mean, they full size
horses hurt like hell when they bite you, yes, sir,
But if they're the size of a duck, it would
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probably be more like getting hit with like a pellet
gun or like you know something. It wouldn't hurt as
bad as getting bit by a massive ass.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Duck right well, And I mean like a massive duck
can like burst through doorways and things like that. You've
got a hundred duck sized horses, man like you just
you just kick your feet out, clear out five or
six of them per Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
And by the way, I'm probably not gonna fight them.
I'm gonna load them up into little like containers and
sell those fuckers. So many people would want a cute
little duck sized horse, I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Telling you, dude. If you're on sharp tank right now,
Mark Cuban b like, I want of your duck sized
horse business, let's go. I would It would be really
hard for me not to reach down and grab one
by the back and just pick it up and it's
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little hooves and legs kicking and stuff, and just to
hug it. You know, it would be so hard about
to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, ducks pissed me off too. I mean, ducks really
aren't that pleasant to be around one massive ass duck.
I'd I'd just want to I would want to kill it.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay, Let's let's put it to you this way, Drew Box.
Put yourself in that scenario. All right, it's you. You're
out in the open, right, and I'll even give you
like a baseball bat, okay, because he's got the bill
in the size. You've got a baseball bat. What is
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your plane of attack with a massive duck that is
coming at you.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I don't have a baseball bat. I wouldn't be my
plane of attack. It would be like a gun with
a bat. I mean, what do you do his beacon? Well,
probably that size of a duck, it probably wouldn't do
much damage to the beak.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
That That's what I'm saying. Like, because if I'm just
going like like fisticuffs with the horse sized duck, I
picture like, you know, taking a swing and clocking it,
and it's like, what would that really do you except
for pits it off?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Right? It would just get more irritated. Now, and the
outcome that you were to kill the horse sized duck,
that would be a hell of a meal. Dude, that
would be a hell of a meal. But the fighting
it part isn't worth it.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Come in battered and bruised, dragging it into the Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I would like a duck all the range, please.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh my god, and duck fat fries for everyone.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
For everyone on the house. I'm feeding everyone with this thing.
That would be uh, that would be a story to tell,
and people would look at you like you're the baddest
motherfucker in the world.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Of course, last week I fist fought a bear okay
in the water.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well, the alligator was, you know, watching from a distance.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I ain't going in there's a bear.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I think in explaining that to people would probably be
tough to I think the hundred sized duck sized horses,
if you were to explain to somebody that you fought that,
they would want to throw you in a looty bit. Now,
I feel like with the ducks or the horse sized duck,
you're probably gonna be out in public and people there's
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probably gonna be witnesses, so you're gonna look a lot
more badass fighting that thing. But if I'm going for
chances of survival, I would much rather deal with the horses.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, and the other thing too, is you're also going
to have to deal with public outrage with the hundred
duck sized horses, because you're gonna have peda people after you.
All these white soccer moms were pissed off because like,
oh my god, if you stopped on all of them,
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one of them was sala I was.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Just taking it for a walk. That's too good, all right.
Next step, would you rather know all the secrets of
space or know all the secrets of the ocean. That's
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a scary one in my opinion, both options.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't know if you want my answer, because they're
going to tell me, well, we should save that for
blurred lines.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I mean, we can, but we still talk about it
for a few minutes. Okay, I see people tune it in.
So if you guys got any comments, throw them out there.
We'll throw them in there in the mix.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay. So, first of all, this is so tough for
me because you know what my opinion is on the
moon landing, but with the government just recently saying, oh, yeah,
there's aliens and they come from the ocean for Moneia,
And by the way, I'm won't explored five to ten
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percent of the ocean. Have you seen any of the
footage from the Mariana Trench, and it's terrifying enough. Dude,
have you seen anglerfish? Do you know how?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yes, they're massive, they're hy're huge, and that's nothing. Now
they're having like these like eel like fish wash ashore
too from deep down. Have you seen those two?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I've seen those. I've seen those. I've seen the ore
fish that are showing up, which are precursors to natural disaster.
So that's fucking terrifying. Yep.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I think that's over on the West coast.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Well, dude, dude, even fucking sperm whales are terrifying, not
just because of their sheer size, but they don't have
upper teeth. You know what, they have teeth holes. If
you've ever seen they have like the lower jaw with
the teeth and it just cooks up into their teeth holes.
It's creepy as fuck, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
That is creepy. I don't so. I think I think
I would have a quicker way of instant death if
I was in space and I can at least see
something coming. So I think, well, if I'm just knowing
the secrets of it, I would much rather know about
space than I What about the ocean because I live
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here on this planet. I would be too too terrified
to know what really is down that far. And because
of how deep the ocean is in spots, and you've
seen like some of those movies like Megaladon and stuff
where they there's like this layer of like a foggy
film before they hit different layers. Like that stuff's real
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because I've seen footage of that stuff. Actually it is real.
And then once you tap down into that what's there?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, there's there are layers to the ocean that we've
not even well that we know of, that we haven't gone.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Through because we don't have the enough technology that what
they can withstand that pressure, right, true, what they say.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
What they say. But there have also been, you know,
folks that have found like black water on the bottom
of the ocean and they're like, hey, this is weird,
and then those people get disappeared, which is creepy. But
if you're just talking about secrets, I think space would
be I would much rather know about the secrets of space. Yeah,
you know, however the reality of it is because I
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think the vastness of it and just what is out
there would be incredibly cool.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Well, And I don't know how you feel about like aliens.
And then but my interpretations of aliens and extraterrestrial beings
and advanced like life forms compared to what's potentially down
in the ocean, I think of monsters or aliens. I
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would much rather have confrontation with an alien race then
what could potentially be down that deep in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Well, I think you're we're dealing with a part of psychology,
which is that slophobia, which is the fear of open
water and what's underneath and the deep and all that shit.
And that's terrifying. Now if you remove the water aspect
of it, you know, and just made them where they
were creatures that were just roaming around on land, still terrifying.
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Still terrifying, dude, Like, I mean, just the man, the
stuff that's down there is fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, we know it is, because just just what we
have seen is terrifying. And we haven't seen much and
they've scientists even talk about like what we haven't reached,
can't hold life form like they're not denying it, which
makes it even more terrifying.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It's horrifying the stuff that we have no conception of
you know, is it's you know, like creatures that have
bioluminescence and things. There's so much that that is out
there that is crazy. Octopuses occupy octopus. Yeah, the scientists
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have literally said, you know what, they're aliens. Their DNA
is confusing and matches nothing on Earth. They're aliens. So
we basically got aliens that we knew of before the
government announcement happened. It's terrifying, right.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
You've heard, you've heard the Lake Vostok monster, right, it's
it's it's rumor it might not potentially be true, which
it's probably not, but it could. There is a Lake
Vostok in Russia that is a completely frozen lake, and
apparent there is actual water underneath there, and apparently they
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did they drilled down into the lake and sent some
divers down there, and they came across what was a
squid like creature that literally paralyzed the victim and like
it made them hallucinate and envision it as something else
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as it approached them and then literally with its centacles
just ripped them into shreds now. It's rumor that it's
not true, but I think even if it wasn't I
think that that's the kind of stuff we're dealing with,
what we don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Right, well, that's like any of the cryptids that are
are out there that are terrifying. I mean, you know,
if you want to compare it to land based things,
you're talking like Picavra and the Windowgo and things of
that nature that are on land that are terrifying. But
now you're putting this into the different arena, which is water,
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which we can't breathe underwater, so that makes it scarier
to deal with, right, you know, and we can't swim well, right,
so that adds to the layers of it. You know,
we we are hopelessly under ill equipped to do with
anything underwater.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
They should totally do like a water World mash up
with some sort of a crazy sea creature, Like they
should bring water World back, but have a sea creature
be involved and have him fight the sea creature.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, because he has ability.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yes, he had the gills and the fintoes. Was that
Kevin Costner? Great movie. By the way, If you guys
haven't seen Water World, I know some people watched this
to probably have never heard of it. It's a good movie.
I recommend telling.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That Yeah, they eviscerated the movie. And I mean there
were some parts of it, like the smokers and things
that they were trying to make. You know, there there
was messaging within the movie about addiction and you know,
environmentaltuff blah blah blah. But I think you know, overall,
Hopper and Costner you know, did well. It's just they
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were so torqued because it was the first movie that
what was it cost two hundred and fifty million to
make and was the first one ever did that, and
they were losing their shit about us, Like now, there
are movies that vastly blow that budget out.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Of the water. Yeah, but they didn't have social media
to blow it up back then either. So right, all right,
let's get on to the next one. Sure would you
rather be an unknown superhero or a famous villain?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Unknown superhero? I don't like hurting people.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I would want to be a villain, but not for
hurting people. I'd want it to be more like stealing
from the rich and giving to the poor kind of thing,
kind of like a Robin Hood kind of villain, because
I don't really think because I consider Robinhood more of
a villain because he's stealing. I mean, what he's doing
is a crime, but I feel like you could be
a villain and do good things with what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Okay, So it depends.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
On what your term of a hero is too, because
then that could turn around to be, you know, considered
a hero.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Well okay, so when you put it like that and
we're talking anti heroes, then I really like the concept
of Black Adam, the one that Rock played, because he
gives yeah, he gives no shits and like people that
I'm sorry, I think frankly deserve death, and he is like,
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I have no problem smoking these fools. Yes, I'm more
in that because when I say I don't want to
hurt people, I don't want to hurt good people. Typically
when you're talking that archetype, they don't care if they're hurting, right,
But if you're talking about somebody that you know it
doesn't have like the the the rules that a batman
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has and will just like push a guy off a
roof because he's a rapist and be like have a
nice flight.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yes, so, and that's what I say, Like, and especially
in today's world, like with so many of these like
far right, far left, this that like what's good what's bad.
I feel like a hero can easily be depicted as
a villain depending on what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, they do. They do that now with people that
they are doing doing good things, but because they're on
the opposite you know, of whatever the label is. Yeah, absolutely, dude,
one hundred percent agree with you.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So I think I'd go with a villain, But I
would want to be kind of like the infamous, like
a villain that nobody really knows who they are, and
ultimately do good but potentially cause I'd be like the
Hitch of superheroes that people will be stuff because I
caused so much damage, but ultimately I'd be, you know,
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doing good. But I feel like Hitch could easily be
considered a villain as much as he could be called
a hero.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
No. Absolutely, But the thing is, it's like when you
pull yourself back from was it Hitch Handcock Hancock?
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, guys, Hancock.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
We know, when you pull yourself back and give it
the thirty thousand foot perspective, you have understanding for why
he is the way he is, and it's like, yeah, okay,
so maybe you don't like his methodologies, but you know what,
when you take a lamp shade and turn it into
a ninja star and cut a dude's hand off so
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he doesn't hurt people bro all day long.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Like that's the kind of stuff I'd probably end up doing.
It'd be like wake up, like god damn it again,
and then you go out there all pissed off, like
you really did. I had plans today, like I can't
why are we doing breaking cars, ripping billboard signs, just
like causing damage while I'm fixing it.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, And the thing is like I would have, you know,
if there were somebody that you know, stole millions from
old people, and you know it was one of those scammers,
Like I would have no problem just flying over, grabbing
them by the throat and to throw them into the sun.
Just I want to make sure that they would televise it,
because then it's like, okay, I would have a camera
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crew following me around and I would throw enough people
into the sun where it's like if you do bad
things like this, I will throw you into the sun.
And I will keep throwing people into the sun until
you guys stop doing this kind of bad stuff. I
don't care if you're going to be an asshole in
the world. The world's full of them. But don't hurt people,
right because then I will throw you into the sun.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
And that's the ultimate one, I think. So, I mean,
it's the and that's where the Hancock one kind of
comes into play, where it's like he doesn't care about
bringing them to justice. He just wants to eliminate them,
yeah from the picture, which in my mind, I'm fine
with that, Like yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Know, I guess I changed my perspective, like, yeah, I
have fuck up a motherfucker excuse my language, sorry, I.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Think because because then you know, then you got uh,
what's his name, the guy who's like trying to fix him,
the actor Joe Jason Bateman. So his character is to
try to fix Hitch or hncock to be better. And
like that's the thing where it's like, does yeah, he's
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got an alcohol problem, but besides that, I don't really think
he's doing anything wrong in my opinion, like he's just
dealing with the bad guys in his way. Yeah, it's
like he's not going to rob a banks or anything.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, but it's just well, it's it's like, uh,
in the movie The Mask and this is this is
dipping back into what the early nineties with those mechanics
that were ripping everybody off. And then Stanley Ipkis turns
into the mask and goes in and shoves mufflers up
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their asses right, the entire exhaust system, yes, and they're
getting whilled out on stretchers with these exhaust systems do.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Well. And he is kind of a well and he's
a thief and the masks took all that money yep
out of the bank.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
He's a thief, he's he's a leech, he's he is
all these things. But it's it's like the people, here's
the thing. You and I are doing this right now.
We identify because we feel like the Stanley ipkiss in
a world that makes you feel helpless a lot of times,
and then all of a sudden, now you have these
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powers and the retribution that you will that you will
pour upon the world. Right because we all have these thoughts.
You know, if I just had my way up, would
you know I would just do this and I would
do this and I would bring righteous justice upon you know?
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, it is and that's you know, that's the perfect example.
If we anybody even listening to this had the opportunity
to have a power, not superhero or villain. We're talking
about a power and you could use it. How are
you going to use it? And in your mind is
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it to be better or be worse? You know, because
it might not necessarily be villainous, but people will probably
see that way.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, And I mean, I'm going to be perfect lass
with you. I think banks are evil as hell, and
we can go into the whole Federal Reserve discussion all
this other stuff. I would have no probubt Here's the thing.
I would steal a shitload of money, make sure my
family was taken care of, and making sure a bunch
of charities had a lot of money, right, And I'd
and I'd be like the superhero slash Field and be like,
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what the fuck are you gonna do? What are you
gonna do? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
You can't, Yeah, you can't, but you know, I I know,
damn dude. Yeah man, I would. I would be fucking
bad guys up, and I mean bad, I really would,
And I wouldn't even I wouldn't lose over.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
It, especially because I would if I had Hancock's type powers,
I would go and deal with the worst of the worst, Like,
I would have no problem going to these mafias and
like these gang bosses and like just laying them out.
I would have no problem doing that. And I wouldn't
even I wouldn't even blink over it. I'd just do it.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Jukebox, you wouldn't sit down with him, go, did you
have a rough childhood? Did you not get enough hugs from?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Has a perfect shrink for you? Let me just give it another.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Number, the perfect strink. But he's in Oakland, and you
just for them like a football. If you survive, you
get therapy.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's my answer, guys, that's that's my answer. Next up,
would you rather have your thumbs replaced with your big
toes or have your ring pinky fingers replaced with your
pinky toes? I don't know how much of a difference
that would make. I mean, well, the pinky toe is
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very freaking the pinky toe is a.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Nub, right, So this is what you're working with in
that scenario.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
And then the thumb like in the big toe are similar.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, they really are. I mean it's I mean, you'd
have a little bit maybe more dexterity with it.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I think you might have a little bit more
strength in your and your big toe.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, that's a weird one.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
That is a weird one, I think. Yeah, I didn't
really read them. I just kind of picked him. I
think I would do the toes the big toes. It
would be less noticeable and and probably, if anything, benefit me.
I don't know how. I don't know how. It would
affect my feet.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Though, probably make it better at climbing, I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I don't know. It's a little bit more flexible.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah, I think this one would be detrimental, just because
simply it's the grip when you're grabbing stuff.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
And having a pinky finger on your to for your
for your pinky toe. I mean that's gonna be the
longest of all of your toes. Yeah, it's gonna throw
your balance off. It's not gonna fit in a shoe properly. Yeah.
I don't think I could do the pinky fingers fingers replaced.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, No, I would go with a toe thing, the
big toe. I agree.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
That wasn't that creative one. I'mouna be honest, it's weird.
It's more weird.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
It's all right, dude, It's not a question. It's just
a question where you're just gonna go and eh, I read.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
All right, that's an interesting one. Would you rather get
a paper cut between your fingers every time you turn
the page? Well, why you're telling you every time you
eat something?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I think I'd rather buy my tongue paper. Ah.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, here's the thing. You can't. You have to eat
to survive. You can get a kindle, right.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
You could get a kindle.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
This is coming from an author who loves books. I
love reading. But man, if if I knew, like for
the rest of my life that I were I were
sentenced so to speak, to like every like, yeah, that
is so painful, but it is have to eat to
live and unless you want to eat puaid food for
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the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
And actually, the tongue isn't that bad. When you bite
your cheek, that's the worst. Like I have bit my
cheek trying to eat food, and that that sucks so bad.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
The paper cut thing though, like when the hardest part
is when you know it's coming and you can like
just just during the cut, you can feel it, like
it like makes you kind of just on top of
the pain side of it.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
You're you're I don't know if you can tell. You're
making me fidgeting.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, me too, rough one, paper cuts suck.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
They do. But and it says between your fingers, So
it's talking about the web, dude, yes, yes, conceptually, like
do you understand how bad I'm not talking, I'm talking
to the people that are watching, how bad that is?
That would be so right here and then you could
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see the little split.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
And every time, like so, no matter what it's happening
to one of your fingers, in between one of your fingers.
That's tough. I would much rather and maybe I would
go back to I would just go to eating soup.
I will drink soup through a straw.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Okay, that's that's tough.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
I definitely. I mean the question is not tough. I
would go with the tongue all day. That paper cut
is this I'd rather do. I'd rather fight a bear
than get paper cuts every time I turn the page.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, I mean literally, if you think about how many
times you touch pages throughout a day, not even thinking
about it.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Big copies, coupon's in the mail, Come on through your.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Newspaper page out to look at it. There's a second
page you do this? Yeah, man, no, thank you? All right.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Next up, let's see get rid of this. Was it?
Get out of here? Get out of here? What's that? Okay?
Would you rather never be able to open a closed
door or never be able to close an open door?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Actually? I have a very logical answer for this.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
What do you think I would rather just not be
able to close it?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (55:44):
I will? Because first off, I think you look ridiculous
trying to open a closed door and knowing that you
can't open it. But you have windows, there's windows. I mean,
but if the doors or just always open, then I
don't have to worry about it. I have to worry
about people going to my house, right, But I think
I'd rather just not have to deal with dealing with
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a closed door.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah, so all right, So there are different layers to this.
I think if we could look at it like, if
it's just one single door, just just leave the damn
thing open and put up another door, a door in
the door.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
If it's if it's like specific to a door, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
This is a situation where you can never open any doors.
You're talking about, uh being hampered from travel and freedom
of movement to having complete freedom. But yet there's danger
in it, you know, from whether coming in.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
I didn't even think about car doors and stuff. If
I could never close the car door, that'd be rough.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
It. In our modern society, this seems like an almost
impossible question because either it's you're you're messing with your
safety either way, Yeah, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean you get a jeep, I get
you just replace all of your doors as like tent doors,
just zippers. Everything's zipped up in.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Oh you know what, even better, you know those uh
magnetic zip ones like the mosquito screen type.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
Oh yeah, they just like attached.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, all right, solve that one.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
I would never feel safe again. But yeah, sure, I'll
just I'll go with that.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
I mean it's either that or like you're crawling in
out of windows every day.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah, I mean I want to feel like a teenager
trying to you know, escape, to go out for the night,
you know, just with everything I do.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, I like the Duke's of hazard with your car
and like, oh that juke box is in trouble again.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
In going to work, climbing through the side window.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
No, I mean I think never never a closed door.
I mean, that's the only thing. The problem is there's
gonna be too many times when you run into a
closed door way too many times in life where you're
gonna have a closed door that you're just not gonna
be able to open.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
Not to mention, well, here's yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Thanks for tuning in people, thanks for watching.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, closed doors all the time. But dude, what about
when you're shitting?
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I don't actually, if I'm in my house, I usually
crap at the door open. I'm just being honest.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
That's fine. But if I am at say, I don't know, Starbucks,
who have they typically only have the single toilet, Like
you lock the door because it's the toilet and the thing. No, sir,
the doors have to be open. So now you're just shipping,
you know, going, hey, enjoying your me too. I'm just
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pooping here, So it's fine.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Some a deal I could explain to you, but you
wouldn't understand.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
You can try.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Can you actually grab me some toilet paper for the
next doll? I'm out?
Speaker 2 (59:24):
No got one, warrior?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Uh would you rather face your biggest fear or spend
one night in a landfill?
Speaker 2 (59:36):
I don't think that's that hard, That doesn't that's not
even comport. Dude, I used to.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
There's no competition. I go there, I would leave with things.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, that's what I was just going to say. My
dad and I used to go to picking polls all
the time when I was a kid, to get parts
for the cars, grabbing ship and be like, hey can
I have that?
Speaker 1 (59:55):
I mean, yeah, no, I can easily go to a landfill. Yeah,
I throw smell bad, but that's all due.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
This is a question that any redneck would be like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
That was the thumbs. Yeah, that's the dumbest. That's definitely
not that great of a question.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Sorry, but I've done dumpster divings. You have dumpster diving
behind like the those strip malls where they have a
bunch of stores, or like a lot of those places
where they donate, or like auctions, auctions dump crap all
the time that they can sell. There's so many things
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you can collect out of dumpsters.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Hobby Lobby and Michael's. Are you kidding me? They toss
crap all the time, arts and crafts, all kinds of stuff.
It's i mean brand new in the box yep. So yeah, no,
I would totally spend a night in a landfill, take
a shower, and I would take my two giraftes.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I would come back with stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Easy. That's an easy answer, easy answer for sure. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Well, hey, you know, I gotta say being a new
platform that was pretty easy. That was not difficult at all.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah man, it's I mean except for the little even
much much.
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah. Well, and like I said, that's something where we
could pay if we if we felt like we wanted to,
we could pay the subscription to remove it. So the
platform is for an individual. It's twelve dollars a month,
which is still stupid cheap compared to what we've been doing, right,
And it's set up the same way that stream Yard is.
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You just set up the stream, you invite the people.
I mean, so, I don't know, I think this might
be the way we go. Plus gives you a fourteen
day trial.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
So right, I'll tell you what this is. I mean,
as far as mind of things, this has been so
glitch free compared to what stream Yard was.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I mean, yeah, like the first few minutes where it's
like buffering and glitchiness, I haven't seen any of that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, that's good. I really don't mind that little that
little trademark at the corner either for now, I don't know.
I'm not looking there bucks of months in that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Bad that's comparative, comparatively, No, it's it's nothing. That's a pittance.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, all right, Well, everybody's been tuning in. We appreciate you.
Sorry that we've all been kind of m a with
these shows because we've been kind of trying to figure
out where we're going with this. But I think we
might have found I think this might be the way
we go, honestly, So all right, man, everybody, until next time,
We will see you later.
The whole point is to share on here.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Embarrass the ship out of yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Keep the conversation out, and you're doing your friend job
on your what's happening, everybody, Welcome back to another episode
of Stardom on JG's Lounge. This is our first attempt
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at this new streaming platform, ev MUCKs. Over the last
about month and a half, we've been kind of testing
other platforms, and I'm not I'm not mad with the
last one we had, but it was just very tech
savvy and a lot of people couldn't figure it out,
so I kind of just want to do away with it.
(00:56):
There's a lot of buffering and glitchiness and yeah, you know,
just just work with us as we go. I do
have a new show out now called Characters, where I
go live on TikTok and talk to random people and
ask them scenario based questions and then if they answer
the question, I pieced them together and make a full
podcast episode. And it seems to be doing pretty good,
(01:17):
so I'm pretty happy about that. Somebody who hasn't been
on a while, Sean shank Man, how the hell are you?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm good man. Yeah, it seems like it's got it.
It's been since last year the ultimate Dad joke that
was good in there. It's been a minute, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You've been busy though, man, between work and your shows
and too ring and everything. I'm just like, man, I
don't know how you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I'll tell you what it was. It was a running
across the finish line. My tires were on fire, you know,
going past the car. I'm skidding in sideways just to
get to the end of the year. Because it was
like this crazy thing where I was headlining clubs outside
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the country and around the Midwest, and on top of that,
I was teaching eight classes between two colleges and running
a comedy club and just all this other stuff, man,
you know, trying to you know, have family and the
holidays too, on top of everything else. I mean that,
you know, It's just it was a lot, man, It
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was a lot. And there were there were some days
that I just slept. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, I ours is mellow. I mean, we were mostly home.
But it's because everybody was getting sick, man. Either I
was sick, or family was sick, or everybody's getting sick. Man.
There's something going around. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, I mean, it depends on what area of the
world you're in, because if you're along the coast or
in England, then it's the mystery fog.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know if you've seen that or particulous God what,
I don't know. Who is trying to eliminate the population,
the illuminati, you know, build a brig whatever. But man, like,
there was this mystery fog and I encourage anybody that's
watching listening go look it up, do your own research.
(03:28):
But they were so many people I have friends in
England that I was messaging and saying, look, I know
you guys are known for your fog, but I said,
is it is it like everybody's describing with like the
burnt you know, electrical smell and the chemical smell.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, I have been hearing about that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, yes, and my friends over there both acknowledged like, yeah,
this is unlike anything we've ever had, and we're all
getting sick from it. And then you had people going
outside and they would shine a flashlight into it and
it was like watching if you've ever stirred up muck
underneath or I'm sorry, if you've ever been well, I've
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been on a lot of ghost hunts. And if you
ever bump something dusty in an old house and you
have a flashlight and the beam just fills with dust,
that's going all creaty. That's what the fog looked like
everywhere in this country from there, and everybody that was
smelling it was getting sick. And you can't tell me
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that that is just oh, it's just natural, just something happened.
You're crazy. It's like, man, what is going on dude?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, and we had the so we had the thunder
snow here and that. So I was googling the rarest
like weather phenomena and thunder that snow is like number
nine on the of like almost never happens, yes, sir,
And this weather storm that we got had several of them,
(05:07):
and I'm like, damn, that is nuts. I didn't even
know what it was.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
If you were to do the math, if you were
to break down the math on all of these crazy
weather events that never happened, including the stuff that happened
in Nashville and everywhere else, you know, with you know,
the flooding destroying North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, all those
places and the stuff that's happened to you guys. The
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probability markers are off the charts to the nth degree.
And I was doing some research last night and somebody
was like, you know, it's really odd that they have
all these Doppler bursts or whatever. They show the energy
patterns around the country and the storm that looked like
(05:57):
a massive wiener, okay, trying to keep it going.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was gonna make a funny clip on it, and
I just never did.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah. One of my buddies who's an influencer, had the
weather map up and he shrunk himself down and stood
from He just like raised his eyes like, ah, but
these these Doppler bursts, I'm just gonna call him Doppler
bursts because you know, they they've suggested it's harp, it's
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blah blah blah, you know, all things that they have
proven exist. And the storm is tracking light right along
with it in such an odd weather pattern to track
through those parts of the nation. Because I was looking
at this, I mean, how much snow did you guys
get down there?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We so where I'm at, we got sixteen inches.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, the major Kansas City area got like eleven to
fourteen but there were spots that got sixteen and we
we where we are, it was such a wind tunnels,
so from the blizzard like conditions.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean, houses got piled with snow like it's like
a third of the way up my car.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh my god. I'm glad you guys are okay man,
because I was worried about you and Pat.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well his dumb ass decided to try to go to work.
I mean he made it. He's like, he's only so
I'm thirty five minutes away from work, he's fifteen. My
drive home on Saturday, when it started to ice, took
me an hour and twenty minutes. They had a whole
exit ramp shut down from pile ups. I mean I
was seeing twenty car pile ups. Semi's jackknifed on the
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exit ramp like it was nuts, and my little tiny
Honda insights like a prius. And I made it home,
but like I don't know how because I went opposite
of my house because all the other ramps were closed down.
And then you know how a lot of the intros
or like the interstates have like those cops intersections and
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the mediums between the both sides of the highway absolutely
I found one of those, and luckily it was gravel,
and I was like, oh, I'll get traction. So I
cut through their turn back around. I made it home,
but then it took my thirty five minute drive was
an hour and ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's so crazy. It's look, I want to say this, like,
I am all pro people working and you know, small businesses, capitalism,
you know, as long as it, you know, is measured well.
But this kind of weather, it's just not worth it.
And if I had a place tell me that, you know,
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and it's doing what it's doing where you're at, and
they're like, no, you better come in, It's like, then
you need to fire me, because I'm not risking my
life for this. I got what was it three five
years ago? I was a I was a it was
an executive position. I was like a corporate manager of
some communications for a company and I was also running
(08:54):
their customer service division. And it was when we had
that cold snap where it was negative fifty in the
Midwest and I told my people stay home, Like I
drove in because I had a really good car and
I had a pretty clear path to work and it
was like straight highway right, But I got in a
(09:18):
screaming match with the vice president of the company because
I told the people not to come in and he
was He was like, we're here, We're fine, I said again,
and we're nuts. Dude, this is stupid. I said, this
is the kind of weather that can kill you. I said,
I was an EMT and I saw people with frostbite.
(09:39):
I saw people frozen. All right, you haven't. I know
what it looks like. I know what this weather can do.
It kills in minutes. So no, they're not coming in.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, we were lucky enough to get like they basically
did an excused. I mean, if you have like sick
time or vacation time, you could use it. But if
you didn't have any time at all, it was still excused.
Like if you can't go. They literally shut down the
interstates here, like you if you got to jump on
the highway and any happen because they're shut down.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah. Well, I mean with for legit reasons too, because
sixteen inches isn't dude, eight inches is nothing to mess with.
And that's I'm a Michigander.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, I know. This is the most we had in
what they say, since two thousand and two. And they
said some areas since nineteen twelve, like that's how bad
it was in some areas of kandasaity and I was like, damn,
this is this is insane. And then we might get
some more snow on Thursday apparently, so we'll see.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I heard, I've got a buddy that lose down in
Tulsa and he puts up whether brought you because he's
a big tornado chaser type guy. Yeah, and he's been
putting up the forecasts and future models, and I saw
the predictions and I'm just like, god, dude, guys already
got hit. You know, one once is.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Enough, It's thanks twenty twenty five. Let's let's go.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
All you really will go down this rabbit hole. It's
not just the weather.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, it's not just the weather. It seems like there's
always major events whatever. There's a change in presidents too.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I could drone on.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Let's not do that this episode.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Though, I know we have other stuff to do.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Although we should do a blurred line soon and then
a singed Diye sockets probably the next like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, the Sente for sure, because you've brought up a
couple of good topics about that.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know a lot of people that are gonna
be I don't know if Evolution will want to do it,
because I don't think he's not very involved in the
whole He doesn't know much about Dante's Inferno. I know enough,
and I think there's a lot of people that do
know of Dante's Inferno, but they don't know the depths
of it. And and I kind of know enough to
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where like I could do a little bit of research
and get caught up and it won't take me long.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well, it's so much about knowing the characters and the
you know, the purgatories and the unbaptized babies and the
stuff that's really messed up, you know, and the characters
King Minos and the archaean you know, and and the Ferryman.
I'll tell you, and I did message you about this.
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But anybody that's watching this, listening to this now, it
is six hours of your time. I'm just going to
tell you right now. But one of the most beautiful,
beautifully created, crafted, written everything games that has I think
has ever been created is called Dante's Inferno. Yeah and yeah,
(12:51):
And it follows the story of this guy who basically
betrayed his lady love during the Crusades, Beatrice, and he
essentially fights his way through hell through the levels of
Dante's Inferno and the poet Virgil, right, Virgil is his
ghostly guide through every level. And it is crazy how
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beautiful and scary and terrifying the entirety of it is.
But what a beautiful story, and it's it's a great
way to educate yourself on you know, the basically the
trappings of Dante's the different levels and things through well.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And if you the more you know about like Dante,
the story of Dante's background and like kind of why
he even wrote about it, it plays a lot into it.
So it actually kind of smacks in the face a
lot of religion too when you really kind of debunk
each of these circles, because a lot of it is
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related to life experiences and people in his real life
that he had hatred towards. So it'll be a good one.
It'll be a good one.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It will writing a book like screw this guy and.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Screw literally he's in hell. He's in hell. Yeah, it's good,
It is really good.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right, all right, so for tonight, this being our
first round, on ev Mex. So far, I'm pretty impressed.
This is my first time jumping on here with the guests,
and I haven't seemed to have had any issues, so
I'm happy so far. We're going to do ten. Would
you rathers sweet? Let's get this first one going here?
(14:44):
Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be
green or never have to stand in line again?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay? This is so crazy, but I know the answer
to this. Okay, what do you want to go first? Though?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Because first I'll go first. I actually I always leave
my house early enough to get to work so I
can sit and chill them in the parking lot. Stop
lights don't bother me. Standing in line pisses me off.
I get irritated really easy. I don't mind stop lights,
So for me, I would be fine with the never
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having to stand in line again.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay, see in this, I'm the complete opposite here, and
mine's a bit weird, see I. To me, it's almost
magical when you hit every green light. You know, I
don't know it just it feels like almost like privilege.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Right, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I do agree with that, but I don't mind standing
in line, And I'll tell you why. Two things. One,
I love to people watch. I like to look at individuals,
not in a creepy like, you know, kind of that way,
but just looking at them and trying to deduce what
their life is about, you know, and just figure them
out by the way they carry themselves, the way they dress,
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you know, et cetera, et cetera. And also, standing in
line gives me a lot of time to think, right,
because I'm so goddang busy all the time, and my
brain is always on this thing, is using this thing.
And when I'm standing in line, that that's I have
to be there for whatever the reason is. So it's
time where my brain is like, okay, let's think.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, that's good, that makes sense. I think it would
depend though, Like if I'm like going to the DMV,
that's one. That is probably the only place where standing
in line really irritates me, mostly because the people who
are there are already irritated and having to deal with
that crowd.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's what they're monsters, dude, it is.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
And then like you're waiting in line forever, and then
half the people go up there they don't have the
right documentation, and then they get pissed off with the
people behind the counter, like it's their faults and it's
just it's it gets irritated very quick.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, yeah, it's I think the DMV, with the exception
of like billionaires, is the great equalizer because everybody has
to go there to get the damn licenses and things
like that, and the reprobates that show up.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
There, and some is worse than Walmart.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I think, I said, my brain is I think I
saw a guy in a clown costume there one time too,
if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, yeah, yeah man, yeah, And
I'll tell you though, it's like we are blessed in
the state of Indiana because of Mitch Daniels. He did
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a complete revamp of the bmvs because they were so terrible,
and now they're some of the best in the country.
Like literally you can walk in and you're getting service
within minutes, okay, taking care, Yeah dude, it's it is
so much better than it used to be.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
All right, Okay, yeah, I hate the DMV, all right.
Next up, would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator?
I feel like that's a pretty tough one.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Mm. You know, I'm a pretty tough guy. But the
thing with a bear is have you seen their claws
when they're.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
They literally will rip you open. I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Dude, they they are murderers and they and they I
mean with an alligator, at least if you can get
behind I know they'll do the death roll, right, yes,
but you you know, give them, give them some of
the rear naked choke, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I feel like they have their weak spots, like like
you said, getting behind them. I feel like with a
bear there's not so much of the weeks, Like they
move too quick for you to really get to a
position where they don't see you.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well in this sheer size of those motherfucker like they
are huge, like this sheer strength that those things have, right,
it would just it would be I would feel like
I would have at least the slimmest of chances with
an alligator. Yes, I would have to find wherever the
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bear's nuts are to kick them me to like Kevin,
and if it's a girl bear, forget about it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, and at least like and with an alligator, I mean,
you you just have to avoid getting really bitten because
once they bite apart, like they lent a latch on
you're pretty much fucked unless you're willing to lose a
limb or whatever to get away, right, But you're pretty
much right now with the with the with a bear,
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I mean, you're basically in a boxing match with somebody
who doesn't give a shit about you, and we'll tear
your shreds.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No, wait, here's here's here's okay, here's an into the question.
Then what if it was, would you rather wrestle a
bear in water or an alligator online?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I would take a bear on in water if it
was deep enough to wear, because I don't think they
could swim very well, and even if they were swimming,
they'd probably be more focused on that than you.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, that would be to because here's the thing. An
alligator in water is to me, would be a thousand
times more dangerous if on land, right because on land
you could like probably make some moves, right, But in water,
like you said, if they get a hold of you,
forget about it. They're going to deathrowly take it down
to the bottom. Like, if you know anything about how
alligators operate, dude, it is freaking scary. Yeah, what they
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do and how they kill.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, I definitely think I would rather the alligator. I
agree with you on that one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But the bears they so cuddly. They just look like
just like like give me.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
A isn't it? Certain bears too, because they have like
there's bears that are tiny that are there. They would
fight you, but I think they're more scared of you
than anything there.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay, so, oh my god, there is a rule with
it too. Black?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I think black? Is it? Black bears? Are those the
tiny ones that climb trees?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yes, but there's there's certain ones where like you spread
your arms and you stand your ground. That might be
the black bear. And then with the brown bears, I
think those are the ones where you're supposed to just
light you lay down on the ground and just curl
up and play dead. So they get like dis amused
with you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They get bored all right?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Next to.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Would you rather be trapped in a small room with
ten thousand tarantulas for ten minutes or eat ten tarantulas
in ten minutes?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's just well, do you know they shoot their hair
like spines? Yes, they do, all right, if they weren't
scary enough as it is. So oh man, now let
me ask you this. If I had to eat ten
and ten minutes. Are they prepared? Like you know, something
ioke them?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's the thing, is like if it was dead and
I'd have to fight it, I don't think if it
was if it wouldn't matter if it was prepared. If
it was that between the in the room with ten thousand,
I would rather eat ten dead ones or prepared. I
mean I could do prepared. I've eaten prepared crickets and
mealworms and all that shit like that. That doesn't bug
me so much. But at the same time, transla most
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translas are are they aren't? They don't harm you, right
ten My problem is I would step on one and
piss one off. Like That's the thing. I think if
you could sit still for ten minutes and just sit there,
but I couldn't do it. I'm sure there's people out
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there that could. But if you could just sit on
the floor for ten minutes in that room and just
let them do what they do, I don't think they
would harm you.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I know, but just picture one crawling up the side
of your face.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And I can't picture that in your ear. I know
what I would do, and I would get killed. I'd
be eating the live by these damn traandlas somebody be covered.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Because there's a point where you just be like, you know,
like you just you would flip out, I'm sorry, like
you would.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
There's I could eat the tin. I would eat the tin.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
If I was if I were forced, like you only
have two choices and and there's no way out of
the choices, I would eat the tin.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, now you said prepared, what would you what would
be best prepared? For you to be like, yeah, hell yeah,
bring me on the tin? How would you want to
be prepared?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You know, I mean to be honest with you. If
they were gutted and stuffed with like sausage and alo
and deep fried, you know, I'd give that a shot.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I'd ever fry him and make like some sort of
a dip out of it, something like buffalo cream cheese
dip or something.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
To take take the abdomen and scoop it like a chip.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
That'd be the best. I don't know well, and I
will tell you I don't really have a fear of
spiders though, But ten thousand of them in a room
is I don't care who you are, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's so, that's so the number, it would be suffocating
not to mention the fact depending on the size of
the room. Now, see, that's that's one of the X
factors we're not talking about because we're just picturing like
a smallish room. If it was like a pole barn
or it's just one big room, you know, I'll just
stand in one corner, l right, But if you're in
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just like a normal sized room eleven by seventeen, the
sheer volume and the heat coming from them. I mean,
that's how bees kill predators that come into their hives.
They surround them and vibrate and raise their heat level
and basically suffocate them and raise their temperature or they
cook them to death, right you know. So, I mean, guy,
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you're talking about there are so many factors that go
beyond the ick factor of spiders, you know, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The crawling, like the crawling on you, the and just
knowing that if you do anything that makes them feel threatened,
then you're fucked.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Just I mean, and it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is I don't I could sit, but I know that
as soon as they hit a certain spot or just
something I would I would freak out. It's just that
there's no question there's ten thousand of them, they're gonna
be crawling on certain areas of the body. I just
don't want to that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
If they touched your nose, like it's bad enough. You
know you've had nose hair before, you know, I have
you have nose hair right or your mustache and it
curls up and hits that just your nostril, and you're
you're doing this thing. Imagine you had a thing going
like this right and that hair brushed up right on
your nose and you want to sneeze and you want
to brush it away and everything else, but you can't because.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yep, I'll eat them. Bring it on from one plate,
all right, another one. Would you rather fight a horse
sized duck or one hundred duck sized horses?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Horse sized duck horses? Okay? See horses are fucking massive,
all right. So this is a thing where if you're
a city kids, you don't have a like a comprehension
of how big a horse is. It's just like when
we see mooses loose out in the wild, like, holy shit,
that things the size of a small house. Yeah, because
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we pay too much attention to TV and things, and
we think everything just little horses are massive, right, and
there are like turkeys and I'll explain what I'm thinking.
Here a turkey, it's wings are strong enough. And I
think there are other couple other birds like albatross, which
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are massive that if they hit your arms just right,
they could break your arm with their wing because they're
so big and strong. Right, So, now you've got a
horse sized duck with wing you know, a wing span,
and they can fly. So now you've got a horse
sized duck. Yeah, so now you've got this flying, gigantic
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duck that has pissed off at you with a beak
that can shred you. Right, Okay, I think that.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I think I'll say my keep going.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
No, that's what I'm saying. Like, there are too many
there are too many factors with the horse sized duck
that make it super dangerous. But now I will fuck
up one hundred duck sized horses.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I would go to town. I would actually probably enjoy that.
We'ld be honest. If I was in a room with
a one hundred horse sized ducks or duck sized horses,
I think it not only would be comical, but when
they bit you, it would probably be like getting a beasting,
you know, because they have I mean, they full size
horses hurt like hell when they bite you, yes, sir,
But if they're the size of a duck, it would
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probably be more like getting hit with like a pellet
gun or like you know something. It wouldn't hurt as
bad as getting bit by a massive ass.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Duck right well, And I mean like a massive duck
can like burst through doorways and things like that. You've
got a hundred duck sized horses, man like you just
you just kick your feet out, clear out five or
six of them per Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
And by the way, I'm probably not gonna fight them.
I'm gonna load them up into little like containers and
sell those fuckers. So many people would want a cute
little duck sized horse, I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Telling you, dude. If you're on sharp tank right now,
Mark Cuban b like, I want of your duck sized
horse business, let's go. I would It would be really
hard for me not to reach down and grab one
by the back and just pick it up and it's
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little hooves and legs kicking and stuff, and just to
hug it. You know, it would be so hard about
to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, ducks pissed me off too. I mean, ducks really
aren't that pleasant to be around one massive ass duck.
I'd I'd just want to I would want to kill it.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay, Let's let's put it to you this way, Drew Box.
Put yourself in that scenario. All right, it's you. You're
out in the open, right, and I'll even give you
like a baseball bat, okay, because he's got the bill
in the size. You've got a baseball bat. What is
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your plane of attack with a massive duck that is
coming at you.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I don't have a baseball bat. I wouldn't be my
plane of attack. It would be like a gun with
a bat. I mean, what do you do his beacon? Well,
probably that size of a duck, it probably wouldn't do
much damage to the beak.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
That That's what I'm saying. Like, because if I'm just
going like like fisticuffs with the horse sized duck, I
picture like, you know, taking a swing and clocking it,
and it's like, what would that really do you except
for pits it off?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Right? It would just get more irritated. Now, and the
outcome that you were to kill the horse sized duck,
that would be a hell of a meal. Dude, that
would be a hell of a meal. But the fighting
it part isn't worth it.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Come in battered and bruised, dragging it into the Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I would like a duck all the range, please.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh my god, and duck fat fries for everyone.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
For everyone on the house. I'm feeding everyone with this thing.
That would be uh, that would be a story to tell,
and people would look at you like you're the baddest
motherfucker in the world.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Of course, last week I fist fought a bear okay
in the water.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well, the alligator was, you know, watching from a distance.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I ain't going in there's a bear.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I think in explaining that to people would probably be
tough to I think the hundred sized duck sized horses,
if you were to explain to somebody that you fought that,
they would want to throw you in a looty bit. Now,
I feel like with the ducks or the horse sized duck,
you're probably gonna be out in public and people there's
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probably gonna be witnesses, so you're gonna look a lot
more badass fighting that thing. But if I'm going for
chances of survival, I would much rather deal with the horses.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, and the other thing too, is you're also going
to have to deal with public outrage with the hundred
duck sized horses, because you're gonna have peda people after you.
All these white soccer moms were pissed off because like,
oh my god, if you stopped on all of them,
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one of them was sala I was.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Just taking it for a walk. That's too good, all right.
Next step, would you rather know all the secrets of
space or know all the secrets of the ocean. That's
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a scary one in my opinion, both options.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't know if you want my answer, because they're
going to tell me, well, we should save that for
blurred lines.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I mean, we can, but we still talk about it
for a few minutes. Okay, I see people tune it in.
So if you guys got any comments, throw them out there.
We'll throw them in there in the mix.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay. So, first of all, this is so tough for
me because you know what my opinion is on the
moon landing, but with the government just recently saying, oh, yeah,
there's aliens and they come from the ocean for Moneia,
And by the way, I'm won't explored five to ten
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percent of the ocean. Have you seen any of the
footage from the Mariana Trench, and it's terrifying enough. Dude,
have you seen anglerfish? Do you know how?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yes, they're massive, they're hy're huge, and that's nothing. Now
they're having like these like eel like fish wash ashore
too from deep down. Have you seen those two?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I've seen those. I've seen those. I've seen the ore
fish that are showing up, which are precursors to natural disaster.
So that's fucking terrifying. Yep.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I think that's over on the West coast.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Well, dude, dude, even fucking sperm whales are terrifying, not
just because of their sheer size, but they don't have
upper teeth. You know what, they have teeth holes. If
you've ever seen they have like the lower jaw with
the teeth and it just cooks up into their teeth holes.
It's creepy as fuck, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
That is creepy. I don't so. I think I think
I would have a quicker way of instant death if
I was in space and I can at least see
something coming. So I think, well, if I'm just knowing
the secrets of it, I would much rather know about
space than I What about the ocean because I live
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here on this planet. I would be too too terrified
to know what really is down that far. And because
of how deep the ocean is in spots, and you've
seen like some of those movies like Megaladon and stuff
where they there's like this layer of like a foggy
film before they hit different layers. Like that stuff's real
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because I've seen footage of that stuff. Actually it is real.
And then once you tap down into that what's there?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, there's there are layers to the ocean that we've
not even well that we know of, that we haven't gone.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Through because we don't have the enough technology that what
they can withstand that pressure, right, true, what they say.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
What they say. But there have also been, you know,
folks that have found like black water on the bottom
of the ocean and they're like, hey, this is weird,
and then those people get disappeared, which is creepy. But
if you're just talking about secrets, I think space would
be I would much rather know about the secrets of space. Yeah,
you know, however the reality of it is because I
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think the vastness of it and just what is out
there would be incredibly cool.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Well, And I don't know how you feel about like aliens.
And then but my interpretations of aliens and extraterrestrial beings
and advanced like life forms compared to what's potentially down
in the ocean, I think of monsters or aliens. I
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would much rather have confrontation with an alien race then
what could potentially be down that deep in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Well, I think you're we're dealing with a part of psychology,
which is that slophobia, which is the fear of open
water and what's underneath and the deep and all that shit.
And that's terrifying. Now if you remove the water aspect
of it, you know, and just made them where they
were creatures that were just roaming around on land, still terrifying.
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Still terrifying, dude, Like, I mean, just the man, the
stuff that's down there is fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, we know it is, because just just what we
have seen is terrifying. And we haven't seen much and
they've scientists even talk about like what we haven't reached,
can't hold life form like they're not denying it, which
makes it even more terrifying.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It's horrifying the stuff that we have no conception of
you know, is it's you know, like creatures that have
bioluminescence and things. There's so much that that is out
there that is crazy. Octopuses occupy octopus. Yeah, the scientists
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have literally said, you know what, they're aliens. Their DNA
is confusing and matches nothing on Earth. They're aliens. So
we basically got aliens that we knew of before the
government announcement happened. It's terrifying, right.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
You've heard, you've heard the Lake Vostok monster, right, it's
it's it's rumor it might not potentially be true, which
it's probably not, but it could. There is a Lake
Vostok in Russia that is a completely frozen lake, and
apparent there is actual water underneath there, and apparently they
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did they drilled down into the lake and sent some
divers down there, and they came across what was a
squid like creature that literally paralyzed the victim and like
it made them hallucinate and envision it as something else
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as it approached them and then literally with its centacles
just ripped them into shreds now. It's rumor that it's
not true, but I think even if it wasn't I
think that that's the kind of stuff we're dealing with,
what we don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Right, well, that's like any of the cryptids that are
are out there that are terrifying. I mean, you know,
if you want to compare it to land based things,
you're talking like Picavra and the Windowgo and things of
that nature that are on land that are terrifying. But
now you're putting this into the different arena, which is water,
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which we can't breathe underwater, so that makes it scarier
to deal with, right, you know, and we can't swim well, right,
so that adds to the layers of it. You know,
we we are hopelessly under ill equipped to do with
anything underwater.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
They should totally do like a water World mash up
with some sort of a crazy sea creature, Like they
should bring water World back, but have a sea creature
be involved and have him fight the sea creature.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, because he has ability.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yes, he had the gills and the fintoes. Was that
Kevin Costner? Great movie. By the way, If you guys
haven't seen Water World, I know some people watched this
to probably have never heard of it. It's a good movie.
I recommend telling.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That Yeah, they eviscerated the movie. And I mean there
were some parts of it, like the smokers and things
that they were trying to make. You know, there there
was messaging within the movie about addiction and you know,
environmentaltuff blah blah blah. But I think you know, overall,
Hopper and Costner you know, did well. It's just they
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were so torqued because it was the first movie that
what was it cost two hundred and fifty million to
make and was the first one ever did that, and
they were losing their shit about us, Like now, there
are movies that vastly blow that budget out.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Of the water. Yeah, but they didn't have social media
to blow it up back then either. So right, all right,
let's get on to the next one. Sure would you
rather be an unknown superhero or a famous villain?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Unknown superhero? I don't like hurting people.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I would want to be a villain, but not for
hurting people. I'd want it to be more like stealing
from the rich and giving to the poor kind of thing,
kind of like a Robin Hood kind of villain, because
I don't really think because I consider Robinhood more of
a villain because he's stealing. I mean, what he's doing
is a crime, but I feel like you could be
a villain and do good things with what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Okay, So it depends.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
On what your term of a hero is too, because
then that could turn around to be, you know, considered
a hero.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Well okay, so when you put it like that and
we're talking anti heroes, then I really like the concept
of Black Adam, the one that Rock played, because he
gives yeah, he gives no shits and like people that
I'm sorry, I think frankly deserve death, and he is like,
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I have no problem smoking these fools. Yes, I'm more
in that because when I say I don't want to
hurt people, I don't want to hurt good people. Typically
when you're talking that archetype, they don't care if they're hurting, right,
But if you're talking about somebody that you know it
doesn't have like the the the rules that a batman
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has and will just like push a guy off a
roof because he's a rapist and be like have a
nice flight.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yes, so, and that's what I say, Like, and especially
in today's world, like with so many of these like
far right, far left, this that like what's good what's bad.
I feel like a hero can easily be depicted as
a villain depending on what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, they do. They do that now with people that
they are doing doing good things, but because they're on
the opposite you know, of whatever the label is. Yeah, absolutely, dude,
one hundred percent agree with you.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So I think I'd go with a villain, But I
would want to be kind of like the infamous, like
a villain that nobody really knows who they are, and
ultimately do good but potentially cause I'd be like the
Hitch of superheroes that people will be stuff because I
caused so much damage, but ultimately I'd be, you know,
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doing good. But I feel like Hitch could easily be
considered a villain as much as he could be called
a hero.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
No. Absolutely, But the thing is, it's like when you
pull yourself back from was it Hitch Handcock Hancock?
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, guys, Hancock.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
We know, when you pull yourself back and give it
the thirty thousand foot perspective, you have understanding for why
he is the way he is, and it's like, yeah, okay,
so maybe you don't like his methodologies, but you know what,
when you take a lamp shade and turn it into
a ninja star and cut a dude's hand off so
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he doesn't hurt people bro all day long.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Like that's the kind of stuff I'd probably end up doing.
It'd be like wake up, like god damn it again,
and then you go out there all pissed off, like
you really did. I had plans today, like I can't
why are we doing breaking cars, ripping billboard signs, just
like causing damage while I'm fixing it.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, And the thing is like I would have, you know,
if there were somebody that you know, stole millions from
old people, and you know it was one of those scammers,
Like I would have no problem just flying over, grabbing
them by the throat and to throw them into the sun.
Just I want to make sure that they would televise it,
because then it's like, okay, I would have a camera
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crew following me around and I would throw enough people
into the sun where it's like if you do bad
things like this, I will throw you into the sun.
And I will keep throwing people into the sun until
you guys stop doing this kind of bad stuff. I
don't care if you're going to be an asshole in
the world. The world's full of them. But don't hurt people,
right because then I will throw you into the sun.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
And that's the ultimate one, I think. So, I mean,
it's the and that's where the Hancock one kind of
comes into play, where it's like he doesn't care about
bringing them to justice. He just wants to eliminate them,
yeah from the picture, which in my mind, I'm fine
with that, Like yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Know, I guess I changed my perspective, like, yeah, I
have fuck up a motherfucker excuse my language, sorry, I.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Think because because then you know, then you got uh,
what's his name, the guy who's like trying to fix him,
the actor Joe Jason Bateman. So his character is to
try to fix Hitch or hncock to be better. And
like that's the thing where it's like, does yeah, he's
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got an alcohol problem, but besides that, I don't really think
he's doing anything wrong in my opinion, like he's just
dealing with the bad guys in his way. Yeah, it's
like he's not going to rob a banks or anything.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, but it's just well, it's it's like, uh,
in the movie The Mask and this is this is
dipping back into what the early nineties with those mechanics
that were ripping everybody off. And then Stanley Ipkis turns
into the mask and goes in and shoves mufflers up
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their asses right, the entire exhaust system, yes, and they're
getting whilled out on stretchers with these exhaust systems do.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Well. And he is kind of a well and he's
a thief and the masks took all that money yep
out of the bank.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
He's a thief, he's he's a leech, he's he is
all these things. But it's it's like the people, here's
the thing. You and I are doing this right now.
We identify because we feel like the Stanley ipkiss in
a world that makes you feel helpless a lot of times,
and then all of a sudden, now you have these
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powers and the retribution that you will that you will
pour upon the world. Right because we all have these thoughts.
You know, if I just had my way up, would
you know I would just do this and I would
do this and I would bring righteous justice upon you know?
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, it is and that's you know, that's the perfect example.
If we anybody even listening to this had the opportunity
to have a power, not superhero or villain. We're talking
about a power and you could use it. How are
you going to use it? And in your mind is
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it to be better or be worse? You know, because
it might not necessarily be villainous, but people will probably
see that way.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, And I mean, I'm going to be perfect lass
with you. I think banks are evil as hell, and
we can go into the whole Federal Reserve discussion all
this other stuff. I would have no probubt Here's the thing.
I would steal a shitload of money, make sure my
family was taken care of, and making sure a bunch
of charities had a lot of money, right, And I'd
and I'd be like the superhero slash Field and be like,
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what the fuck are you gonna do? What are you
gonna do? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
You can't, Yeah, you can't, but you know, I I know,
damn dude. Yeah man, I would. I would be fucking
bad guys up, and I mean bad, I really would,
And I wouldn't even I wouldn't lose over.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
It, especially because I would if I had Hancock's type powers,
I would go and deal with the worst of the worst, Like,
I would have no problem going to these mafias and
like these gang bosses and like just laying them out.
I would have no problem doing that. And I wouldn't
even I wouldn't even blink over it. I'd just do it.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Jukebox, you wouldn't sit down with him, go, did you
have a rough childhood? Did you not get enough hugs from?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Has a perfect shrink for you? Let me just give it another.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Number, the perfect strink. But he's in Oakland, and you
just for them like a football. If you survive, you
get therapy.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's my answer, guys, that's that's my answer. Next up,
would you rather have your thumbs replaced with your big
toes or have your ring pinky fingers replaced with your
pinky toes? I don't know how much of a difference
that would make. I mean, well, the pinky toe is
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very freaking the pinky toe is a.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Nub, right, So this is what you're working with in
that scenario.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
And then the thumb like in the big toe are similar.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, they really are. I mean it's I mean, you'd
have a little bit maybe more dexterity with it.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I think you might have a little bit more
strength in your and your big toe.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, that's a weird one.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
That is a weird one, I think. Yeah, I didn't
really read them. I just kind of picked him. I
think I would do the toes the big toes. It
would be less noticeable and and probably, if anything, benefit me.
I don't know how. I don't know how. It would
affect my feet.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Though, probably make it better at climbing, I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I don't know. It's a little bit more flexible.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah, I think this one would be detrimental, just because
simply it's the grip when you're grabbing stuff.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
And having a pinky finger on your to for your
for your pinky toe. I mean that's gonna be the
longest of all of your toes. Yeah, it's gonna throw
your balance off. It's not gonna fit in a shoe properly. Yeah.
I don't think I could do the pinky fingers fingers replaced.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, No, I would go with a toe thing, the
big toe. I agree.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
That wasn't that creative one. I'mouna be honest, it's weird.
It's more weird.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
It's all right, dude, It's not a question. It's just
a question where you're just gonna go and eh, I read.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
All right, that's an interesting one. Would you rather get
a paper cut between your fingers every time you turn
the page? Well, why you're telling you every time you
eat something?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I think I'd rather buy my tongue paper. Ah.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, here's the thing. You can't. You have to eat
to survive. You can get a kindle, right.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
You could get a kindle.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
This is coming from an author who loves books. I
love reading. But man, if if I knew, like for
the rest of my life that I were I were
sentenced so to speak, to like every like, yeah, that
is so painful, but it is have to eat to
live and unless you want to eat puaid food for
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the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
And actually, the tongue isn't that bad. When you bite
your cheek, that's the worst. Like I have bit my
cheek trying to eat food, and that that sucks so bad.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
The paper cut thing though, like when the hardest part
is when you know it's coming and you can like
just just during the cut, you can feel it, like
it like makes you kind of just on top of
the pain side of it.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
You're you're I don't know if you can tell. You're
making me fidgeting.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, me too, rough one, paper cuts suck.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
They do. But and it says between your fingers, So
it's talking about the web, dude, yes, yes, conceptually, like
do you understand how bad I'm not talking, I'm talking
to the people that are watching, how bad that is?
That would be so right here and then you could
(54:06):
see the little split.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
And every time, like so, no matter what it's happening
to one of your fingers, in between one of your fingers.
That's tough. I would much rather and maybe I would
go back to I would just go to eating soup.
I will drink soup through a straw.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Okay, that's that's tough.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
I definitely. I mean the question is not tough. I
would go with the tongue all day. That paper cut
is this I'd rather do. I'd rather fight a bear
than get paper cuts every time I turn the page.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, I mean literally, if you think about how many
times you touch pages throughout a day, not even thinking
about it.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Big copies, coupon's in the mail, Come on through your.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Newspaper page out to look at it. There's a second
page you do this? Yeah, man, no, thank you? All right.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Next up, let's see get rid of this. Was it?
Get out of here? Get out of here? What's that? Okay?
Would you rather never be able to open a closed
door or never be able to close an open door?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Actually? I have a very logical answer for this.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
What do you think I would rather just not be
able to close it?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (55:44):
I will? Because first off, I think you look ridiculous
trying to open a closed door and knowing that you
can't open it. But you have windows, there's windows. I mean,
but if the doors or just always open, then I
don't have to worry about it. I have to worry
about people going to my house, right, But I think
I'd rather just not have to deal with dealing with
(56:07):
a closed door.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah, so all right, So there are different layers to this.
I think if we could look at it like, if
it's just one single door, just just leave the damn
thing open and put up another door, a door in
the door.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
If it's if it's like specific to a door, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
This is a situation where you can never open any doors.
You're talking about, uh being hampered from travel and freedom
of movement to having complete freedom. But yet there's danger
in it, you know, from whether coming in.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
I didn't even think about car doors and stuff. If
I could never close the car door, that'd be rough.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
It. In our modern society, this seems like an almost
impossible question because either it's you're you're messing with your
safety either way, Yeah, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean you get a jeep, I get
you just replace all of your doors as like tent doors,
just zippers. Everything's zipped up in.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Oh you know what, even better, you know those uh
magnetic zip ones like the mosquito screen type.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
Oh yeah, they just like attached.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, all right, solve that one.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
I would never feel safe again. But yeah, sure, I'll
just I'll go with that.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
I mean it's either that or like you're crawling in
out of windows every day.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah, I mean I want to feel like a teenager
trying to you know, escape, to go out for the night,
you know, just with everything I do.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, I like the Duke's of hazard with your car
and like, oh that juke box is in trouble again.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
In going to work, climbing through the side window.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
No, I mean I think never never a closed door.
I mean, that's the only thing. The problem is there's
gonna be too many times when you run into a
closed door way too many times in life where you're
gonna have a closed door that you're just not gonna
be able to open.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
Not to mention, well, here's yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Thanks for tuning in people, thanks for watching.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, closed doors all the time. But dude, what about
when you're shitting?
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I don't actually, if I'm in my house, I usually
crap at the door open. I'm just being honest.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
That's fine. But if I am at say, I don't know, Starbucks,
who have they typically only have the single toilet, Like
you lock the door because it's the toilet and the thing. No, sir,
the doors have to be open. So now you're just shipping,
you know, going, hey, enjoying your me too. I'm just
(59:08):
pooping here, So it's fine.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Some a deal I could explain to you, but you
wouldn't understand.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
You can try.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Can you actually grab me some toilet paper for the
next doll? I'm out?
Speaker 2 (59:24):
No got one, warrior?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Uh would you rather face your biggest fear or spend
one night in a landfill?
Speaker 2 (59:36):
I don't think that's that hard, That doesn't that's not
even comport. Dude, I used to.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
There's no competition. I go there, I would leave with things.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, that's what I was just going to say. My
dad and I used to go to picking polls all
the time when I was a kid, to get parts
for the cars, grabbing ship and be like, hey can
I have that?
Speaker 1 (59:55):
I mean, yeah, no, I can easily go to a landfill. Yeah,
I throw smell bad, but that's all due.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
This is a question that any redneck would be like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
That was the thumbs. Yeah, that's the dumbest. That's definitely
not that great of a question.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Sorry, but I've done dumpster divings. You have dumpster diving
behind like the those strip malls where they have a
bunch of stores, or like a lot of those places
where they donate, or like auctions, auctions dump crap all
the time that they can sell. There's so many things
(01:00:28):
you can collect out of dumpsters.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Hobby Lobby and Michael's. Are you kidding me? They toss
crap all the time, arts and crafts, all kinds of stuff.
It's i mean brand new in the box yep. So yeah, no,
I would totally spend a night in a landfill, take
a shower, and I would take my two giraftes.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I would come back with stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Easy. That's an easy answer, easy answer for sure. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Well, hey, you know, I gotta say being a new
platform that was pretty easy. That was not difficult at all.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah man, it's I mean except for the little even
much much.
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah. Well, and like I said, that's something where we
could pay if we if we felt like we wanted to,
we could pay the subscription to remove it. So the
platform is for an individual. It's twelve dollars a month,
which is still stupid cheap compared to what we've been doing, right,
And it's set up the same way that stream Yard is.
(01:01:27):
You just set up the stream, you invite the people.
I mean, so, I don't know, I think this might
be the way we go. Plus gives you a fourteen
day trial.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
So right, I'll tell you what this is. I mean,
as far as mind of things, this has been so
glitch free compared to what stream Yard was.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I mean, yeah, like the first few minutes where it's
like buffering and glitchiness, I haven't seen any of that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, that's good. I really don't mind that little that
little trademark at the corner either for now, I don't know.
I'm not looking there bucks of months in that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Bad that's comparative, comparatively, No, it's it's nothing. That's a pittance.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, all right, Well, everybody's been tuning in. We appreciate you.
Sorry that we've all been kind of m a with
these shows because we've been kind of trying to figure
out where we're going with this. But I think we
might have found I think this might be the way
we go, honestly, So all right, man, everybody, until next time,
We will see you later.
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