June 13, 2023 • 30 mins
Fresh air, nature, sand castles on the beach and a relaxing day of fishing. What could go wrong? The Connors family came out to the cabin for a fun family weekend. Unfortunately for them, the military and something not of this world had weekend plans of their own.
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I'm on the side. We're notyour side. No, alright, guys
on my side. Calm it downback there. Yeah, all right,
you guys got to calm down rightnow. Sorry, sorry Dad, Allie.
Is your seat belt on? Yes, Oliver, No, put it
on, Bud, I don't wantto one. Two? Okay, that's
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on, Thank you, keep iton please, thanks, Bud. Finally
there's the sign almost their kids.Holy smokes. Is that the army?
Yeah? Wow? Or should weshould we pull over? Yeah? Yeah?
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Any tanks Let them do their thing. They're in a hurry. Any
tanks. It doesn't look like it'sweek. What are they doing? Probably
conducting some sort of training exercises inthe area. Do you think they're looking
for a monster's dad? Monsters aren'treal. It's probably aliens. Aliens.
Aliens aren't real. Even if theyare, they're not out here. How
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do you know, because I don'tsee any men in black men in black?
Yeah, ge man, you knowsuper secret agents dressed in black and
white suits like the movies. Ohso why are they here? Yeah?
Dad? Then why is the armyout here? Dad doesn't know things.
I know things I just told youall, like seven things they're do an
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army thing like what? Yeah,like what like drills and jogging and singing
that army song you know? Yeah, yeah, all right, all right,
let's move on from this army thing. Okay, Well, I'm always
up for inventors, but English,nice word talking their dad? What are
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what are all of us most lookingforward to? The lake? Quality?
Family time together, relaxing, buildinga giant sandcouse on the beach. Hopefully
you'll be able to enjoy it morethis time around. Yeah. Last year
I accidentally knocked down them when webuilt, right after you finished building it,
and Mom was like the Queen ofdramatic reactions, waving her arms and
(02:22):
screaming sand. It was a masterpiecefor a whole five seconds, and then
you fell on it. I wasdevastating. You can be a bit over
dramatic. Shut up, here's aturn. Do we have any more snacks?
So hungry? I'm sorry, kids, I guess we shouldn't just get
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breakfast. You can you can youcan have you can have a fruit back,
or you can have peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter sandwich sounds good,
Thanks mom? Yeah, thanks Mom? So what about you, Ali,
what are you most excited about Ohme too. Maybe we'll catch some big
ones this time, I hope sowe only caught small ones last time.
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Maybe they'll be nicer to Dad thanlast time too. Why what happened last
time? The fish punched Dad inthe face? What you never told me
that? I was reeling in afish. Just as I was about to
bring it into the boat, thefish started to flop on all over the
fricking place, and it punched Dad. It sucker punched me. Was a
slippery bugger, didn't want to bedinner, didn't give up. So we
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deserve to live. Remember what thattaught us? Never age. That's right.
It's not over till it's over.As long as we're together, we're
strong, stronger, sure Dad.Oh the Chris Bear and the sounds of
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nature, this is what I've beencraving. I can already feel the stress
melting away. I hope it's notsmelly like last time. If it is,
I hope you can stay in ahotel as long as they have a
water park. Allie leave her fartsat home? Yeah, good job.
I hope there are any spiders ina room. Yeah, Oliver, you've
always freaked out when you see atiny spider. They're so creepy. Don't
worry. I'll make sure there areno spiders. Thank you. Smells good,
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Thank God, no smell, nosmell, and I hopelly no dead
animals. Clean up again. Ohit's lovely. Your brother did a great
job on the reno. Yeah,Chris is andy, all right. Wow
it looks so different. Wow,he did a really good job. Look
at those windows. Wow. Lookthere's so many boats on the lake.
Hopefully the least some fish for us. He said he knocked out a wall.
I thought he was kidding. Arewe sure this is the same cabin?
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Look at the bathroom. That's nice. Who cares if it's the same
place as last year. We're stayinghere? Yeah, Hey, Kellie,
new bunk beds, I called Him'son the top bunk, No way,
I want the top bunk. Besttwo out of three? Go three two
one dang yes three two one onethree two one No, fine, you
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get the top bunk this time.I give you. Victory is mine?
Okay, Well we're playing for itagain tomorrow. Yeah, but that's tomorrow.
It's problem. You gotta get agood angles hard that good lighting.
It got to do a panorama selfieso you can get right half. Um.
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Oh crap, um, I thinkI forgot the sunscreen. No problem,
will just picks him up from skinners. Skinners is clothed, wear a
hat. That's no fun. Holdon, here you go? Oh thank
god? Sun? Here I come, Mom, Dad, helicopter military chopper?
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Ah? Oh no, is thata giant rain cloud? Yeah,
it looks like it. But it'sso sunny out. I hope you can
still go to the beach. Don'tworry, everybody. Look the weather app
says it's supposed to be sunny.It'll be a light drizzle at most.
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All right, kids, my turn, Dad? How much longer until the
rain stops? I want to beoutside. I know it's not the adventure
we hoped for, but let's makethe most of it. Who knows,
maybe this board game will surprise us. Can we do something else? Yeah?
How about a movie? Yeah?What movie? Any movie? Hm?
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TV doesn't seem to be turning on. Let me check the power.
No power because of the storm,I don't think so the lights are still
on. Is anything we can do? Dad? Can you fix it?
Might not be any power? Goingto the plug YouTube, I'll get the
tablet. Well, look at it. In the morning after I call Chris
and ask him about it. Oh, sorry, kiddos, there's no internet.
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What then, what are we gonnawatch? Signal? No bars WiFi
modems connected to the same PowerBar asthe TV. So no Internet. What
do we do now? Never?Fear Dad is here? Grab that blanket,
Find me a flashlight. It's timefor time for time for what?
Wait for it? Waiting a tailfrom the depths of the underworld. Near
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a small town not too far fromhere, there was a top secret military
base. They were conducting classified experimentsinvolving aliens. Aliens. What did the
aliens look like that? Well,legend has it that they were tall,
shimmering silver skin, and large almondshaped eyes that glowed in the dark.
They possessed advanced technology and had theability to disappear and reappear at will.
(09:05):
One stormy night, just like tonight, the alien's presence was felt throughout the
town. Unexpected lights filled the air, and strange noises echoed in the distance.
People were both fascinated and terrified.The military tried to capture the aliens
to study their technology and learn abouttheir civilization, but the aliens were always
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one step ahead. Disappearing into thinair whenever they were corned, so they
were never caught. No Ali.The aliens remain elusive, leaving the town
filled with wonder and fear. Somesay they still visit the town to this
day, observing from the shadows andwaiting for the right moment to reveal themselves
that this isn't real. They wereencountered the alien's face to face. As
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long as we don't hear the soundof the screeching, we know we'll be
safe. But if we hear theterrible, piercing, agonizing sound of their
screech, then it's already too late. Oh you got It's good, all
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right. Time to settle down andget some sleep. Yeah, it's been
an adventurous evening. Wouldn't you sayno? Wouldn't you say no? No?
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Ali? Oliver? And what look? Look? Is that normal?
I don't know what is it?It's probably just a storm. It's not
raining. Where are you going,Callie? I want to see some Allie?
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It's mine? Is that the army? I think? So? What
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is that? I don't know?Is that over the lake? Damn?
What is it? Dad? Getaway from the window, Madison, Dad,
what's happening? It's gonna be okay, go get dressed. What is
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it dressed? Why? What didyou see? Something's happening over the lake.
I don't know what exactly, butI think we should go. Is
that gunfire? Yeah? I thinkit's the military. Shouldn't we stay here,
like get under the bed or something. No, we need to go.
Kids, I'm ready, I'm ready. What is it? What's going
on? What's going on? Oh? Shit? Where the keys? The
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key next to the ball? Thereone in the car. Let's go home.
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What the hell was that? Idon't know. I don't know.
Kids, put on your seat dot, don't go too fast. We'll go
fast, but don't crash. Igot it, I got it. Kids,
belts, they're on, ron Oliver, I'm not just on. It's
on. I promise. Where arewe going? Good question? What's closest?
Uh? Gimi? Left? Left? Left for sure? Left?
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Belt? Liam belt? Wallet?Got it? Good news? Kids were
staying in a hotel. Yay?Ship? Oh boy, it's okay.
You go, you got it.We're okay, We're okay. What the
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hell was that helicopter crashed? Lookup there, something's above us. It's
that a cloud. It's too fastfor a cloud, Liam, What the
hell is that? I don't know. It looks like a giant waving blanket
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or a giant jellyfish. Jellyfish don'tfly either, do blankets. How high
up is that thing? Hi?I think? Is that thing following us?
Why are we whispering trying to figureout if we're a nope or a
quiet place? I guess then shouldn'twe not look at it unless we're supposed
to look at it? Like atiger? What tiger's pounce when you run
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away from them? Isn't that bears? I think it's bears. It's tigers.
I think it's bears. Kids,quiet, Madison, turn right there.
Let's just let's see what it does. Mad Do you see anything out
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there? No? Do you seeanything? I can't. I can't see
anything. Is it still following us? I don't know what. Kids,
you see anything? I don't seeit. Maybe it kept going yeah,
maybe it was just moving the samedirection as ass. Okay, maybe we'll
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be ah. Kids, Are youokay? Kids? Mom? Callie?
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Are you hurt? Dad? Callie? Mom? I'm okay, you're okay?
So you're both okay? Yeah?If you get eaten? Yes,
what do we do Do we stayhere? Do we get out? Not
yet? What if there are stomachacids? I don't want to be digested
mean either? Cars still going?Maybe we drive where Madison? I don't
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know, Liam. I've never beeneaten by a giant cloud before. What
the actual what the hell is that? I think it's the thing's I What
is it looking at I think it'slooking at us. Just stay calm,
don't make any sudden movements. Whatare those things? They look like spider
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legs? That looks more squid likemomp dog. What are dentacles, arms,
fingers? Just let them thinks.Oh God, let's not do anything
to piss it off. Can't getout? M h Maddie, I'm fine,
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kids, Mom, Dad, You'reokay, You're okay. Is it
over? Can we get out ofhere? How is this thing still running?
It doesn't matter. Roads over there? The car still running? We
need to get out of here beforethat thing comes back. Is it still
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out there? I don't see it? Where are we keep driving? I'll
keep on the lookout for a sign. Kids, It's okay, Everything's gonna
be Oh, Oliver, Callie.We are so proud of you. Okay,
you've been super brave, and Iwant you to know that we love
you. Aarve you. I loveyou so I love you too. But
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I don't want to die. Iwant to die. We are not going
to die to day. Okay,we punched that thing in the face,
right, yeah, yeah, it'sstupid eye. And no, it's not
to mess with us again. Okay, okay, okay, Liam, Liam,
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it's the army. Yeah, itlooks like they've set up some kind
of checkpoint. Oh thank god.No, no, no, no,
no, what they won't let usleave if they know what we saw.
Shouldn't we tell them? No,I don't say anything. Shit. What
do we tell them about the damageto the car? Say it? Say
it was a tornado? Ah?Oh sorry, sorry, officer sir.
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Um the windows won't go fine youfolks? Okay, oh not really,
Um, we rolled our car.Yeah, I was just gonna ask any
injuries. We're pretty shaking up.How did you roll your car? We're
not really sure. We were drivingand suddenly there was a strong gust of
wind. It felt like a tornadotouchdown when we got caught in its path
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and it just rolled us. Atornado, I mean I think so was
augusta wind or something. We don'tknow what else it could have been.
Where you headed Gimli at four inthe morning. Yep, you don't think
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that's a bit late for your kids. They were sleeping until the wind tornado,
whatever it was, rolled us.Thank god for seatbelts, right,
kids, What are you doing outhere? Sorry? Sorry about that?
Military drills? Oh? Stay here? What are they doing talking about?
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If they Holy shit, where didhe come from? I don't know who
is. It's a man in black, Liam, Liam, local one's there.
Cars are parked at the ditch,anyone in them? No, what
do we do if they ask usto step out of the car? Oh?
Gun it again? I'll catch himoff guard. Kids, If I
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tell you to put your head down, you put it down and keep it
down. Okay, Okay, Okay, he's coming, he's coming, coming
evening. Connor's family, Um,evening. I hear you had a fairly
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adventurous evening. I wouldn't say that. I think we'll have to get a
new car given what happened. Indeed, and you say you saw a tornado,
didn't really see what it was,but it felt like it. It
happened so fast. One moment wewere on the road. Next the car
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was rolling. Luckily, we're allsafe and the car is still drivable.
Luckily, luckily see anything else outof the ordinary? No, no,
well then, I'm sure you folkswant to get back on your journey.
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Make the most urification. I'm sureyou'll be all right. I'm sure we'll
be fine, good, good,safe journeys. Connor's family, Bye bye,
now, thank you too. Ididn't like that guy. Yeah,
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I mean neither. Did we tellthem our name? Nom? How are
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you folks doing? More? Coffee? Oh? Thank you? Thank you?
There you go. If you needanything else, let me know coffee.
Thanks. Got the army still intowne go on as quick as they
came. I guess they got whateverthey came for. Good making all tack
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rackets and brooks clothing up all theroads don't good for business. All right,
it sounds like we don't have toworry about the military anymore. M
Pretty sure we wouldn't be having breakfastif we did. Probably should still watch
what we say, though. Iguess we'll have to get a new car
too. Yeah. I kind ofwant to buy the exact same model,
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though, considering the beating this onetook. Yeah, your kids should eat
up. It's getting cold, okay, not really hungry, that's okay.
Did we punch that thing in theface? Yeah, we did, right
in its face. I think yourmom driving into its eyecounts. I guess
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you're right, Dad, well stickingtogether, not giving up? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, he was.We should look at renting a car to
get back home. Can we stayout here a bit longer? You want
to stay out here? Maybe goto a different beach. But I don't
want to go back to the cabin, mean neither, I don't know.
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Please, that guy's the military hasgone. Yeah, so the alien's probably
gone too. I mean, Iguess it doesn't really change anything if we
go home now or when we planned, it might seem suspicious if we don't
stay. Yeah, I guess.Can we still go fishing? Yeah?
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Maybe we'll start doing catch and releasethough. Does that mean we're still going
to the beach too? I thinkso probably. Yeah. Get some sand
castles, builds, maybe don't destroythem so soon this time? Sandcastle down?
It wasn't that dramatic. You pleasecast the catch up here? You
go, sweetie, Send some ofthe toast this way, he kes,
I'm on the side. We're notyour side. No, alright, guys
on my side. Calm it downback there. Yeah, all right,
you guys got to calm down rightnow. Sorry, sorry Dad, Allie.
Is your seat belt on? Yes, Oliver, No, put it
on, Bud, I don't wantto one. Two? Okay, that's
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on, Thank you, keep iton please, thanks, Bud. Finally
there's the sign almost their kids.Holy smokes. Is that the army?
Yeah? Wow? Or should weshould we pull over? Yeah? Yeah?
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Any tanks Let them do their thing. They're in a hurry. Any
tanks. It doesn't look like it'sweek. What are they doing? Probably
conducting some sort of training exercises inthe area. Do you think they're looking
for a monster's dad? Monsters aren'treal. It's probably aliens. Aliens.
Aliens aren't real. Even if theyare, they're not out here. How
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do you know, because I don'tsee any men in black men in black?
Yeah, ge man, you knowsuper secret agents dressed in black and
white suits like the movies. Ohso why are they here? Yeah?
Dad? Then why is the armyout here? Dad doesn't know things.
I know things I just told youall, like seven things they're do an
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army thing like what? Yeah,like what like drills and jogging and singing
that army song you know? Yeah, yeah, all right, all right,
let's move on from this army thing. Okay, Well, I'm always
up for inventors, but English,nice word talking their dad? What are
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what are all of us most lookingforward to? The lake? Quality?
Family time together, relaxing, buildinga giant sandcouse on the beach. Hopefully
you'll be able to enjoy it morethis time around. Yeah. Last year
I accidentally knocked down them when webuilt, right after you finished building it,
and Mom was like the Queen ofdramatic reactions, waving her arms and
(02:22):
screaming sand. It was a masterpiecefor a whole five seconds, and then
you fell on it. I wasdevastating. You can be a bit over
dramatic. Shut up, here's aturn. Do we have any more snacks?
So hungry? I'm sorry, kids, I guess we shouldn't just get
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breakfast. You can you can youcan have you can have a fruit back,
or you can have peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter sandwich sounds good,
Thanks mom? Yeah, thanks Mom? So what about you, Ali,
what are you most excited about Ohme too. Maybe we'll catch some big
ones this time, I hope sowe only caught small ones last time.
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Maybe they'll be nicer to Dad thanlast time too. Why what happened last
time? The fish punched Dad inthe face? What you never told me
that? I was reeling in afish. Just as I was about to
bring it into the boat, thefish started to flop on all over the
fricking place, and it punched Dad. It sucker punched me. Was a
slippery bugger, didn't want to bedinner, didn't give up. So we
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deserve to live. Remember what thattaught us? Never age. That's right.
It's not over till it's over.As long as we're together, we're
strong, stronger, sure Dad.Oh the Chris Bear and the sounds of
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nature, this is what I've beencraving. I can already feel the stress
melting away. I hope it's notsmelly like last time. If it is,
I hope you can stay in ahotel as long as they have a
water park. Allie leave her fartsat home? Yeah, good job.
I hope there are any spiders ina room. Yeah, Oliver, you've
always freaked out when you see atiny spider. They're so creepy. Don't
worry. I'll make sure there areno spiders. Thank you. Smells good,
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Thank God, no smell, nosmell, and I hopelly no dead
animals. Clean up again. Ohit's lovely. Your brother did a great
job on the reno. Yeah,Chris is andy, all right. Wow
it looks so different. Wow,he did a really good job. Look
at those windows. Wow. Lookthere's so many boats on the lake.
Hopefully the least some fish for us. He said he knocked out a wall.
I thought he was kidding. Arewe sure this is the same cabin?
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Look at the bathroom. That's nice. Who cares if it's the same
place as last year. We're stayinghere? Yeah, Hey, Kellie,
new bunk beds, I called Him'son the top bunk, No way,
I want the top bunk. Besttwo out of three? Go three two
one dang yes three two one onethree two one No, fine, you
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get the top bunk this time.I give you. Victory is mine?
Okay, Well we're playing for itagain tomorrow. Yeah, but that's tomorrow.
It's problem. You gotta get agood angles hard that good lighting.
It got to do a panorama selfieso you can get right half. Um.
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Oh crap, um, I thinkI forgot the sunscreen. No problem,
will just picks him up from skinners. Skinners is clothed, wear a
hat. That's no fun. Holdon, here you go? Oh thank
god? Sun? Here I come, Mom, Dad, helicopter military chopper?
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Ah? Oh no, is thata giant rain cloud? Yeah,
it looks like it. But it'sso sunny out. I hope you can
still go to the beach. Don'tworry, everybody. Look the weather app
says it's supposed to be sunny.It'll be a light drizzle at most.
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All right, kids, my turn, Dad? How much longer until the
rain stops? I want to beoutside. I know it's not the adventure
we hoped for, but let's makethe most of it. Who knows,
maybe this board game will surprise us. Can we do something else? Yeah?
How about a movie? Yeah?What movie? Any movie? Hm?
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TV doesn't seem to be turning on. Let me check the power.
No power because of the storm,I don't think so the lights are still
on. Is anything we can do? Dad? Can you fix it?
Might not be any power? Goingto the plug YouTube, I'll get the
tablet. Well, look at it. In the morning after I call Chris
and ask him about it. Oh, sorry, kiddos, there's no internet.
(07:54):
What then, what are we gonnawatch? Signal? No bars WiFi
modems connected to the same PowerBar asthe TV. So no Internet. What
do we do now? Never?Fear Dad is here? Grab that blanket,
Find me a flashlight. It's timefor time for time for what?
Wait for it? Waiting a tailfrom the depths of the underworld. Near
(08:41):
a small town not too far fromhere, there was a top secret military
base. They were conducting classified experimentsinvolving aliens. Aliens. What did the
aliens look like that? Well,legend has it that they were tall,
shimmering silver skin, and large almondshaped eyes that glowed in the dark.
They possessed advanced technology and had theability to disappear and reappear at will.
(09:05):
One stormy night, just like tonight, the alien's presence was felt throughout the
town. Unexpected lights filled the air, and strange noises echoed in the distance.
People were both fascinated and terrified.The military tried to capture the aliens
to study their technology and learn abouttheir civilization, but the aliens were always
(09:26):
one step ahead. Disappearing into thinair whenever they were corned, so they
were never caught. No Ali.The aliens remain elusive, leaving the town
filled with wonder and fear. Somesay they still visit the town to this
day, observing from the shadows andwaiting for the right moment to reveal themselves
that this isn't real. They wereencountered the alien's face to face. As
(09:48):
long as we don't hear the soundof the screeching, we know we'll be
safe. But if we hear theterrible, piercing, agonizing sound of their
screech, then it's already too late. Oh you got It's good, all
(10:09):
right. Time to settle down andget some sleep. Yeah, it's been
an adventurous evening. Wouldn't you sayno? Wouldn't you say no? No?
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Ali? Oliver? And what look? Look? Is that normal?
I don't know what is it?It's probably just a storm. It's not
raining. Where are you going,Callie? I want to see some Allie?
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It's mine? Is that the army? I think? So? What
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is that? I don't know?Is that over the lake? Damn?
What is it? Dad? Getaway from the window, Madison, Dad,
what's happening? It's gonna be okay, go get dressed. What is
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it dressed? Why? What didyou see? Something's happening over the lake.
I don't know what exactly, butI think we should go. Is
that gunfire? Yeah? I thinkit's the military. Shouldn't we stay here,
like get under the bed or something. No, we need to go.
Kids, I'm ready, I'm ready. What is it? What's going
on? What's going on? Oh? Shit? Where the keys? The
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key next to the ball? Thereone in the car. Let's go home.
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What the hell was that? Idon't know. I don't know.
Kids, put on your seat dot, don't go too fast. We'll go
fast, but don't crash. Igot it, I got it. Kids,
belts, they're on, ron Oliver, I'm not just on. It's
on. I promise. Where arewe going? Good question? What's closest?
Uh? Gimi? Left? Left? Left for sure? Left?
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Belt? Liam belt? Wallet?Got it? Good news? Kids were
staying in a hotel. Yay?Ship? Oh boy, it's okay.
You go, you got it.We're okay, We're okay. What the
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hell was that helicopter crashed? Lookup there, something's above us. It's
that a cloud. It's too fastfor a cloud, Liam, What the
hell is that? I don't know. It looks like a giant waving blanket
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or a giant jellyfish. Jellyfish don'tfly either, do blankets. How high
up is that thing? Hi?I think? Is that thing following us?
Why are we whispering trying to figureout if we're a nope or a
quiet place? I guess then shouldn'twe not look at it unless we're supposed
to look at it? Like atiger? What tiger's pounce when you run
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away from them? Isn't that bears? I think it's bears. It's tigers.
I think it's bears. Kids,quiet, Madison, turn right there.
Let's just let's see what it does. Mad Do you see anything out
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there? No? Do you seeanything? I can't. I can't see
anything. Is it still following us? I don't know what. Kids,
you see anything? I don't seeit. Maybe it kept going yeah,
maybe it was just moving the samedirection as ass. Okay, maybe we'll
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be ah. Kids, Are youokay? Kids? Mom? Callie?
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Are you hurt? Dad? Callie? Mom? I'm okay, you're okay?
So you're both okay? Yeah?If you get eaten? Yes,
what do we do Do we stayhere? Do we get out? Not
yet? What if there are stomachacids? I don't want to be digested
mean either? Cars still going?Maybe we drive where Madison? I don't
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know, Liam. I've never beeneaten by a giant cloud before. What
the actual what the hell is that? I think it's the thing's I What
is it looking at I think it'slooking at us. Just stay calm,
don't make any sudden movements. Whatare those things? They look like spider
(17:40):
legs? That looks more squid likemomp dog. What are dentacles, arms,
fingers? Just let them thinks.Oh God, let's not do anything
to piss it off. Can't getout? M h Maddie, I'm fine,
(18:37):
kids, Mom, Dad, You'reokay, You're okay. Is it
over? Can we get out ofhere? How is this thing still running?
It doesn't matter. Roads over there? The car still running? We
need to get out of here beforethat thing comes back. Is it still
(19:38):
out there? I don't see it? Where are we keep driving? I'll
keep on the lookout for a sign. Kids, It's okay, Everything's gonna
be Oh, Oliver, Callie.We are so proud of you. Okay,
you've been super brave, and Iwant you to know that we love
you. Aarve you. I loveyou so I love you too. But
(20:02):
I don't want to die. Iwant to die. We are not going
to die to day. Okay,we punched that thing in the face,
right, yeah, yeah, it'sstupid eye. And no, it's not
to mess with us again. Okay, okay, okay, Liam, Liam,
(21:04):
it's the army. Yeah, itlooks like they've set up some kind
of checkpoint. Oh thank god.No, no, no, no,
no, what they won't let usleave if they know what we saw.
Shouldn't we tell them? No,I don't say anything. Shit. What
do we tell them about the damageto the car? Say it? Say
it was a tornado? Ah?Oh sorry, sorry, officer sir.
(21:36):
Um the windows won't go fine youfolks? Okay, oh not really,
Um, we rolled our car.Yeah, I was just gonna ask any
injuries. We're pretty shaking up.How did you roll your car? We're
not really sure. We were drivingand suddenly there was a strong gust of
wind. It felt like a tornadotouchdown when we got caught in its path
(21:57):
and it just rolled us. Atornado, I mean I think so was
augusta wind or something. We don'tknow what else it could have been.
Where you headed Gimli at four inthe morning. Yep, you don't think
(22:18):
that's a bit late for your kids. They were sleeping until the wind tornado,
whatever it was, rolled us.Thank god for seatbelts, right,
kids, What are you doing outhere? Sorry? Sorry about that?
Military drills? Oh? Stay here? What are they doing talking about?
(22:48):
If they Holy shit, where didhe come from? I don't know who
is. It's a man in black, Liam, Liam, local one's there.
Cars are parked at the ditch,anyone in them? No, what
do we do if they ask usto step out of the car? Oh?
Gun it again? I'll catch himoff guard. Kids, If I
(23:11):
tell you to put your head down, you put it down and keep it
down. Okay, Okay, Okay, he's coming, he's coming, coming
evening. Connor's family, Um,evening. I hear you had a fairly
(23:37):
adventurous evening. I wouldn't say that. I think we'll have to get a
new car given what happened. Indeed, and you say you saw a tornado,
didn't really see what it was,but it felt like it. It
happened so fast. One moment wewere on the road. Next the car
(24:00):
was rolling. Luckily, we're allsafe and the car is still drivable.
Luckily, luckily see anything else outof the ordinary? No, no,
well then, I'm sure you folkswant to get back on your journey.
(24:27):
Make the most urification. I'm sureyou'll be all right. I'm sure we'll
be fine, good, good,safe journeys. Connor's family, Bye bye,
now, thank you too. Ididn't like that guy. Yeah,
(25:00):
I mean neither. Did we tellthem our name? Nom? How are
(25:42):
you folks doing? More? Coffee? Oh? Thank you? Thank you?
There you go. If you needanything else, let me know coffee.
Thanks. Got the army still intowne go on as quick as they
came. I guess they got whateverthey came for. Good making all tack
(26:06):
rackets and brooks clothing up all theroads don't good for business. All right,
it sounds like we don't have toworry about the military anymore. M
Pretty sure we wouldn't be having breakfastif we did. Probably should still watch
what we say, though. Iguess we'll have to get a new car
too. Yeah. I kind ofwant to buy the exact same model,
(26:27):
though, considering the beating this onetook. Yeah, your kids should eat
up. It's getting cold, okay, not really hungry, that's okay.
Did we punch that thing in theface? Yeah, we did, right
in its face. I think yourmom driving into its eyecounts. I guess
(26:52):
you're right, Dad, well stickingtogether, not giving up? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, he was.We should look at renting a car to
get back home. Can we stayout here a bit longer? You want
to stay out here? Maybe goto a different beach. But I don't
want to go back to the cabin, mean neither, I don't know.
(27:17):
Please, that guy's the military hasgone. Yeah, so the alien's probably
gone too. I mean, Iguess it doesn't really change anything if we
go home now or when we planned, it might seem suspicious if we don't
stay. Yeah, I guess.Can we still go fishing? Yeah?
(27:37):
Maybe we'll start doing catch and releasethough. Does that mean we're still going
to the beach too? I thinkso probably. Yeah. Get some sand
castles, builds, maybe don't destroythem so soon this time? Sandcastle down?
It wasn't that dramatic. You pleasecast the catch up here? You
go, sweetie, Send some ofthe toast this way, he kes,
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