January 9, 2025 • 62 mins
As the clock strikes 9pm, the airwaves crackle to life with the sinister hum of Strange Talk. Have you ever experienced something so strange, so unexplainable, it left you questioning reality? This week Alyx and Creature are taking call-ins from the show's listeners on the topic of "what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you?"
This week’s callers bring the perfect mix of chills and chuckles: First Mrs. Creep from Creepy Confidential shares a spine-tingling story about a paranormal investigation that veered dangerously close to true crime when key warning signs were ignored.
Then Kimmy from Aloreing introduces the hilarious Utah werewolf, an almost cousin of the jackalope and a cryptid so bizarre it will leave you howling with laughter. This somehow steers us towards discussing our ideal Twilight movie remake featuring the beautiful Utah werewolves.
Tune in for these incredible stories and more listener tales that explore the strange, the spooky, and the downright surreal. It’s Strange Talk like you’ve never heard it before!Music for this episode includes the Strange Talk Intro by Star Silk, Night of the Creeps by Karl Casey, and backing tracks by LoFiGeek
This week’s callers bring the perfect mix of chills and chuckles: First Mrs. Creep from Creepy Confidential shares a spine-tingling story about a paranormal investigation that veered dangerously close to true crime when key warning signs were ignored.
Then Kimmy from Aloreing introduces the hilarious Utah werewolf, an almost cousin of the jackalope and a cryptid so bizarre it will leave you howling with laughter. This somehow steers us towards discussing our ideal Twilight movie remake featuring the beautiful Utah werewolves.
Tune in for these incredible stories and more listener tales that explore the strange, the spooky, and the downright surreal. It’s Strange Talk like you’ve never heard it before!Music for this episode includes the Strange Talk Intro by Star Silk, Night of the Creeps by Karl Casey, and backing tracks by LoFiGeek
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
What Space.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
In good evening and welcome to the hour dedicated to
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talking about all things strange, weird and paranormal. You're listening
to Strange Talk broadcasting on sixteen sixty AM in north
Side in ninety one point seven FMHG two, w VXU
and Cincinnati. We're also streaming at radio or effect dot
com around the entire planet Earth. The intro track to
this episode, in most of our episodes, is the Strange
Talk intro by Star Silk And I'm your.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Host, Alex, and darn your co host, Preacher.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And as you can probably tell from the phone quality,
we're all snow and ice den, Welcome to the new year.
It's nothing but ice. What is that? Like apocalypse movie
where everything freezes over? Is that day after Tomorrow? Or
Independence Day? Why am I thinking of those both at
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the same time?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Independence Days an alien movie?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah? I for some reason, those are like linked in
my brain. For some reason.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Have you seen Tropic Thunder? No? One of the parody
movies Ben Stiller's characters supposed to have done because he's
an action star. It's like a cheesy action movie called
Scorched where the earth is like on fire multiple times
he's done like seven of them. Yeah, but his latest
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one is they change it up by the instead of
the world being on fire, it freezes over.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, that's not gonna happen in our lifetimes because we're
like melting the pullar caps and all that. But uh, you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Know, humans are pretty dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Maybe we'll overcorrect for all the climate change and freeze things.
I mean, that is part of why we're getting more
intense storms in winter is climate change. But I don't know,
maybe it'll freeze every We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Are you saying the weather outside is frightful?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
H yeah, a little bit. Actually, it took me over
an hour to try to de ice my car this
morning and it's still pretty iced.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I got it to where it can move out
of the driveway, but I would not drive it on
the highway.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh yeah, I'm I am strange. I've been Alex can
attest to this listener. I've been stranded at the current
location for several days.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, you're just recording from an undisclosed, remote location
of secret origin.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
There's there's not a reason at all that we're using
the phones instead.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Of uh, actually, creature is in the Witness Protection program
for knowing too much about I was trying to think
of something related to the climate change and I.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Got nothing here, And it's all done by bigfoots.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's Yetti's or Yeti's not real.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, see that's the thing. That's the thing since bigfoots
or neshlim.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh no, okay, I think.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I think I've talked about that on the air before.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah we have. Uh So we figured since we're all
snowed in, and probably a lot of you all are too,
We're going to do a little open lines tonight. I
have posted the phone number on our page, so we
have that rolling whenever people want to call in, so
from time time you will see me stop and let
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people join us. But yeah, our theme tonight for our
open lines is what is the weirdest thing that has
ever happened to you? So I wrote a little blurb
about it. And you may have heard this if you've
been listening to Radio Artifact this week. This says, as
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the clock strikes nine pm, the airwaves crackled a life
with the sinister hum of strange talk. Have you ever
experienced something so strange, so unbelievable it left you questioning reality?
This week, Alex and Creature are taking collins from the
show's listeners on the topic of what's the weirdest thing
that's ever happened to you? So we're looking for anything
just coincidences, too uncanny to be believed Creature sightings. Honestly,
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if you've met Nicholas Cage or like, I don't know,
who's someone you would meet and know would ever believe you, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Goldbloom, Elvis is my is my go to.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, I've I've seen a bunch of Elvis sightings around
here because there's an Elvis impersonator. I've talked about that
on the show, where me and Kala kept seeing it
and our other friend did not see it at all,
and so it we were like, we swear we saw Elvis,
and he was very nice when I finally did run
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into him and go, this is really cool.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But you remember, like back in the early nineties, there
was like all that slew of like Elvis and Elvis sightings.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, yeah, I think Elvis and Tupac. I think there
was a whole bunch of Elvis and Tupac sightings. But yeah,
if you've if you've seen Tupac recently, please call in,
we want to know about your Tupac sightings. I thought
I would kick it off though this isn't like super
super weird, but I did think it was just strange.
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A few back, I went with a couple of friends
up to Chicago and we crashed for the night at
this house in Peoria, Illinois. And my friends that I
was going with used to perform in like side show
and stuff, and so we were staying with some of
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their friends up there who were also side show performers,
and they had told us to find this house. They
were like, okay, just look for the house with the
dinosaur out front. And I was thinking, like a little
like cement dinosaur statue. No, there was a three foot
tall paper mache tri Sara toops head on the front porch.
So that is how we found this house. Was a
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gigantic green tri Sara toops head on the front porch.
And I went, this is awesome, And as we it's
the middle of the night, by the way, when we
get there, we drove up from Louisville, and we climb
up the steps to the front porch and the front
door is just cut in door knockers, and so I'm like,
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I don't know which one to use, and then I
realized there's a doorbell, So we ring the doorbell and
we are let in by our hosts, who are these
three roommates who are side shop performers. Now, when you
get into this house, I can only describe it as
a miniature version of the Winchester Mystery House. Like you
walk in and there's immediately like a fireman's pole from
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the second story. I'm not sure how that got past
like code or whatever. There's also just like a door
to nowhere that also leads to this pole, so you
can like open this door and then just jump on
the pole to go down to the first floor. To
the left, their living room just has hammocks strung up
everywhere at varying heights. I don't even remember like that
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much about it because like we got there in the
middle of the night, and so we got there, we
had brought some wine for everybody. We were sitting around
drinking wine, and as we started talking, one of the
hosts there said something and I was like, it was
about Goshen, Ohio. And I was like, goshan Ohio, that's
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actually like where I was born. And he was like
no way, I used to live there, and I went, yeah,
me too, I lived in this little trailer park and
he went, oh my gosh, I did too. Now there
was only really one trailer park in Goshan, Ohio at
the time, and so we started talking about like the
tornado that ripped through there once. And the reason that
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I thought of this story recently was the thing that
we like both realized and register that yes, it was
one hundred percent of the same neighborhood was because we
were talking about the sledding hill at the park, because
it went all the way down this hill and if
you didn't bail out the last second, you would fall
into a creek bed and just like eat like eat, absolute.
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So that is how we realized, oh my gosh, we
briefly lived in the same neighborhood. And I drove like
something like, I don't know how many miles it is
to Payoria. Let me see how many miles it is,
but I drove that many miles just to find somebody
who grew up exactly in the neighborhood I used to.
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It's about three hundred miles, which I think is just
so so so strange. But uh yeah, my last my
last thing of that story until we've got somebody on
the collar line. But my last thing about that story
is these these roommates were amazing. They did pictures together
for every holiday and so out postcards and I still
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have one for Pie Day where they're all dressed in
Roman togas eating pizza very dramatically. It was great. But yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and get our collar on here. Oh, hello,
you're on with Strange Talk.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Creeps.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hi. Oh it's the fabulous missus Creep.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I was like, I'll see if it's time to call in.
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yes, we had a little bit of a technical difficulty,
so you're you have perfect.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Timing technical difficulty.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No way right now? Are are you also snowed in?
Right now?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I go.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
For wisconsinight, not so much, not so much.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
US amounts. I went out and made snow angels yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was fantastic, beautiful. Now, do you have a story
of something that happened to you or do you have
another fabulous ghost story or both?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Well, it's kind of a little hybrid story, but not
not necessarily a ghost story. I'll say something creepy that
happened to uh, my teen and I so I guess
I still counts.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, that absolutely counts. We're taking what what ever the
weirdest thing that's happened to you is, so that one counts.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah, well, I think I think this one fits in
that category. For if I had to think back, it
could have it could have been a way that myself
and my entire paranormal team couldn't have ended up as
one of those true crime stories.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So a good cautionary tale.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yes, it is a cautionary tale to pay attention. Uh,
don't get too excited because they're distracting you. But yeah,
so it's kind of one of those there we were
type of type of stories and we were investigating a
home that was used to film a horror movie in Bosseel, Washington.
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A lot of my stories are in Washington and scenes
that's where a lot of the group of these types
of things happened. And the film was called twenty and
it was filmed at a home in Bothel, Washington. It
was one of those kind of sub sub rated, you know,
horror movies. The guy gets a hold of us and
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he's like, the crew has said, you know, I think
you know that they're having apparitions and uneasy feelings and
I want you to come and investigate this house. And
we're like, okay, well, well I did some history on it.
Nothing crazy popped up. And we show up and the
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house is you know, the bells and whistles should have
already have gone off. From the moment we drove up,
was cold outside. The house had that cold look with
leaves rolling, and there wasn't any decorations or anything that
said this is a warm and welcoming home. It said
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I am deserted. The dead live here, like from the
very beginning. But it was a big house. It was
it was, which is in Washington, houses are expensive, so
it's a big house. And we're like, okay, you know,
we all gather our bags, we head to the front door.
We had already spoke with him over the phone, and
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from the moment we walked through the threshold, all of
us got the feeling of this guy is weird. He's
very weird, and that should have been you know, like danger, danger.
But we're gonna be professional, right, You're gonna do what
we're gonna do. And as we're walking, he's giving us
a tour of the upstairs of the home and we
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realize every room so far has a mattress on the
floor with no sheets, and in the closet there is
a random pieces of wardrobe, like two or three pieces,
but they're not they're not normal pieces. They're like us,
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he strapped camousol or a very skimpy piece of wardrobe. Okay.
And we're like that's odd. Okay, we'll just keep going
with the flow. And every single room was like this
on the top floor, maybe just so that they could
just kind of keep people here where they film in
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other parts. We never asked because that part was just strange. Yeah,
And we're sitting and we're like, okay, we're sitting around
kind of figuring out how we're going to tackle this.
I'm like, okay, let's take a look at the downstairs
because that's another place that that that's where you know,
these claims are happening. And we opened the door and
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it is a straight shot down into the basement and
there's no way that you can see the rest of
the hallway. You can't see what's to the right. It's
just screaming. Someone's at the bottom of the steps and
we're like, I'm not going down, you go down. I'm
not going down, you know. So we finally get down
to the bottom of the steps and the downstairs is
exactly like the upstairs, except there's one rooms that's closed
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and there's a random person living in this room. Yes,
we don't know, we said, we don't know what it
looks like. We don't know what he looks like. Rather
than that it's a heat and they're going to stay
in the room the entire time. We never get to
see this person. Okay, whatever, right, we unload our year.
We decide this is going to be you know, h
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Q for the night, and we go back upstairs and
he starts showing us before we get going, he's like, oh,
I really got to show you some of these pieces
of equipment that I use. You know, they're really good
for your health.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
On we did not.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Ask for this. We did not ask today. What do
you do for your health? And he starts pulling out
these like electric static pieces of equipment like the little
uh oh, I can't think of what it's what it's
called when they use static electricity to help with you know,
your blood circulation and things like that. And he pulls
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out this mat, this huge mat. It almost looks like
an area rug and it is and he plugs it
in and he's like, oh, you've got to stand on
this thing. You got to you gotta feel this thing.
And all of us again, they're like, no, we're good,
you know, we're all dressed. Inevitably, somehow he talks us
into like dude sitting in the living room using the
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static electricity equipment. They're like, we're not here for this.
Why what is happening here? Then all of a sudden,
he's like, you know, I think the best place to
start is the attic. And we're like, okay, because they
did they you know, they had to wire rig and
put electrical things to the attic so that they could
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for cameras and things like that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
So we walk down the hall and we see the
standard opening of an attic in the ceiling and we're like, okay,
he whips this bad boy opens the steps come flying down,
and he just motions with his hands like go ahead.
He doesn't he doesn't give us any directions. He doesn't
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tell us, hey, watch out, there's a you know, there's
there's cyanide tablets on your left, take one as you
go like it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Slavery is right on the left.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
It's typically and for some strange reason, none of us
decided that we were going to use our brains this afternoon.
And we just proceeded to climb into the attic, all
five of us, and all of a sudden, you know,
and two of us, well, I was a veteran, the
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other person was active active duty, and we look at
each other and it's like, all of a sudden, our
belts and listles go off, and we're like, do we
realize what we just did? And we're whispering to ourselves,
and we looked down and now this guy is standing
at the bottom of this this ladder well and he
makes the comment and he's like, well, I guess I
have you guys all in the attic and we stopped. Oh,
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We're like, oh no, this is it. This is this
is where we go, you know, like look, nobody, nobody's
gonna come looking for us. And he starts like maniacally
laughing because he thinks it was so funny. And and
but we all believe that this person could have been
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capable of wiping us off the planet in one way
or another.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I will say, at least all five of you had
numbers on your side. But yeah, that's one of those ones.
You're in that situation you're suddenly like, oh, no, what
have I done?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, because we didn't. We didn't keep a single one
of us out of the attic. We were so blinded
by the paranormal experience. We just jumped right in. And
I remember that at that point, there's nothing you can do. Yeah,
you're already up there.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You're like, well, I better be ready to fight. I guess.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah, at least we better start recording so that we can,
you know, we can capture our own demise.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Someone will turn it into a great found footage movie
one day.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Right, he can add it to his d roll for
twenty you know. But we're like, okay, here we go.
And we had these pieces of equipment where they both
they almost look like large ear must and you can
put them over your ears and imagine, Oh, what are
those microphones where you can like hear a flea feart
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from like one hundred miles away. I can remember what
they're called. Yeah, I'm blinking on the name parabolic, parabolic microphone.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yes, right, yeah, yeah, Parabolic's just.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Then I'm still drinking my sleepy tea. I'm trying to
remember what it's called. And uh, And we could hear
him as we're up there takes pictures and like doing
paranormal stuff. We could hear him shuffling around downstairs because
we're you know, he's on like he's in like the kitchen,
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messing and then messing with his his random electric equipment
that he had, and.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
He keeps shuffling around.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
And he had this this Schnauzer dog. And every picture
that we captured in the house, the Schnauzer is staring
down the barrel of the camera and its eyes are
red because it's reacting to the you know, the flash.
But every single one, the dog's not walking, he's not
sitting over on the couch sleeping. He is staring down
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the barrel of the limbs like figuring out what's going
to happen. Yeah, I'll never ever forget that dog.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
That dog is haunted.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
That's I'm like, this is the problem. This is where
your activity is coming from. Is this dog?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Maybe maybe actually that guy is totally normal, and that
dog is like possessing this man to do his evil bidding.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Right, he is the puppeteers, Like that is what the
dog is. And of course, yeah, puppeteers. I'm telling it's
so creepy. I have I have pictures because you and
you and I have we're someone and you know where
you talk regularly, we're friendly. I have those pictures, so
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I remind.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
These I would love to see that to show you.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
These they're on. They're on like the like the catalogs
of photos that we've taken over the years, and I
just remember going through go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I was just gonna say, can I just point out
while this is going on, there is just a man
living in the basement on top.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Of the precisely we and we don't even know. Does
he look like Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Does he look like
Michael Bime? We don't know. None of us have been
willing to say, I want to meet this person because
we're going to be trapped in this house for six
eight hours.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, you want to know who you're getting trapped with.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, maybe like a small person's size where I can
like pick him up and chuck him like I need
to know.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I need to know.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I'm a strong Midwest lady. I can put up a
pretty good fight exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Nailed to the wall or something, right, Maybe those.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Other victims in the room because we never heard a peek.
We didn't even hear so much as like because we
had we had these crazy microphones, like even when we
were in the room acrossing it, they was almost where
he kept like a big chest freezer. Oh my god,
we never looked.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh, it's probably better that you didn't own.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
That's probably good that we didn't. Yeah, it's probably better
that we never checked the freezer.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That place is so haunted because we half of that person. Yeah,
I would say that place is so haunted because it's
just all of the bodies that are stuck there and
he will not get rid of.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Oh my god, Oh I was I was naive, you know,
I just wasn't thinking of This is probably like two
thousand and eight, two thousand and nine, I'm guessing spread
around there. So this is I'm an old lady now,
so now I have a little more gusto under my belt.
But I remember, we never even heard like consual because
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I think, if I'm going to be trapped in a room,
like give me my xbox, give me my computer, you
know something, I know something to do clicking. I never
heard like a light radio. I don't even heard book
pages turning. Nothing ever came out of this room. All
you could see was a shadow under the door.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I really hate that.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Did it move?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
That's the thing is, we thought it did. But when
you would stop and like you know how you do
the like don't breathe, just stare at it and see
if it moves, we couldn't see anything moving. But we
could have swore like when you walk past the door,
you would see like a shadow under the door, But
when you stop and look at it, we couldn't get
a picture, photo, audio, evidence of anything moving in that room.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I hate everything about that so much. It just.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
There was activity in the house.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
So at the creepy.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
The creepy hallway, the very very very last room I
remember on the right hand side was an empty room
except for a metal like a frame, like a small
metal frame, probably like a twin, like a really really
small ones. And then if you were to take a
left down the other hall, riddle me this, batman, I
can't remember what I had for lunch if I can
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remember this all. And then on the left hand side
it almost took you. There were electric like an electrical
fuse box, and then a door that took you outside
to like the back garden area. Yeah, so we go
in this room and we're like, we're going to start
asking questions, and we set up back when we did it.
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This has changed, but it was basically a battery connected
to a small like electrode light. Then you'd ask questions
and it would either go on and off depending on
how it answered. And you know, they have crazy equipment now.
Not to totally age myself, but that's what we had.
And we just started asking it questions and I remember
I was kind of kneeling in like the kind of
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praying knees on the floor, and then my other other
mates were around me, and we start asking questions and
a child starts responding. And at the same time, I
have I have small detail, but I have like medium
linked hair. I put my hair up in a clip.
There's small pieces of hair that fall at the nape
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of my neck. And there was nothing behind me except
for a bed frame and a wall. And it was
the first and only time that I have ever had
something touched on my body. And the hair on the
fall on the back of it, that that was probably
four or five inches long, raised up and fell and
touched the back.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Of my neck.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I've never had it happen. I never welcomed it it
to happen. I don't ask in it to happen. I'm
not that type of investigator. It just happened out.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Of the blue. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
And you can hear it. I have. I remember the audio.
You could hear it. I was like, oh, just so touch.
I was freaking. I wasn't yelling and hooping and hollar
and like Zach began, I was.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You didn't try to fight the ghost.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yep. I'm like, we're not gonna Zach brow this. We're
just gonna keep going forward. And that room I remember
we got activity. And then one of the bedrooms upstairs
with the weird mattresses that had a had a dry
faw attached to it that none of us wanted to
sit in and uh because you know gross, Yeah, someone's
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cheeks had been there, cheek and we and we never
even got to investigate that. The claims. The last portion
of the claims was that in the garage, one of
the light people that was for the movie claimed that
while he was hanging lights on a ladder, something had
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happened out in the garage. We could see the garage,
but we never he never let us or kick us
out to the garage. Yes, so very it was just
the whole thing was weird. And at the very very
end of the night, were packed up, were loaded in
the car, and he says, hey, do you guys want
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to watch the intro to this movie. I'm like, great,
it's footage from whatever guy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Is in the other room, like snow film or just
something awful.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
It is as awful as at like. We got to
see the rest of the movie and it didn't match
the intro at all. First of all, he took a
straight rip from a nine inch nail song off of
I remember it was like it had like like B
sides and I immediately recognized it. Yeah, And I'm like,
(29:39):
I doubt that he got permission.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
He definitely did not.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, And it was.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
This was before American Horror Story. But you know how
American horror story always has the intro with like weird
creepy images, perhaps bloody in nature or it's kind of
shaky cam and you know, almost almost like autopsy ish
kind of images.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
And and that's all it was. The whole thing was
just all he showed us was people's names, these images
and played this nine inch nail song and that was it.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
If that's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, it was one of those you know, like everyone's
has has as the only one that I could really like.
It's just stuck with me. How we were there, what
we talked about, the things that we did and did
not think about, our safety paranormal groups. If you're listening, don't.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Do yeh, don't don't climb in with the man who's
like come into the attic or doesn't even say that
just motions.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
He just emotions. And all of us were like, oh,
I think I will thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, you're like, okay, sure this seems.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Sound Yeah, no, no, don't I don't even know why.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That's amazing. Well, thank you so much for sharing. I
love when you you always call them with the weirdest stories.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
And I don't live like a I don't even live
like a like a crazy lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's yeah, these.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
These have just happened through time. You know, I'm not
a wild and crazy person, but it seems like they
just happen and then I keep them in my catalog
for later.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And that's that's kind of what I do too. Like,
it's not like weird things happen every time I leave
my house. It's just enough weird things have happened over
time that I'm like, huh, okay, I guess that this,
yeahn't it? Yeah, well, thank you glad I got.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
To share it.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah, it's been hanging out in my in my little
inventory for a while.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Good to take it out, dust it off, show everybody
and put it put it back in the pocket for later.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yes, we're totally weird.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Ye awesome. Well, thank you so much. I'm sure we'll see.
We'll pear from you next time we do. Call in.
So great to talk to you.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I know I'm always creeping around the internet.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Exactly and on Creepy Confidential.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
I have a great show.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Thanks so much, talk to you later, Speculator.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Bye, bye, God.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's really good and creepy just the Murderer the Murder House.
I'm gonna go ahead and connect. We have another call. Oh,
let's see there we go. Hi, can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Hello, this is Kimmy from Alaurene and I am so
excited I wanted to call in. Yes, fan and a
friend of Alex.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes, we're definitely gonna have you all come back on
the show soon too. Honestly, I love when we do
these open lines because it mostly ends up being like
our other podcast friends calling in because you all talk
mostly about cryptids, so sometimes you get to be like, hey,
I do have this wild ghost story that happened to me,
So I feel like we give you a good outlet
(33:25):
for that.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I don't have any situations of me openly going into.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
A murder house.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yet, so I don't have that for you too tonight.
I'm sorry to disappoint Charlie. I do have a fun,
little weird cryptid for you, guys. My co hosts and
I are currently getting ready for our new season. Yes,
and in the joy is of that we are researching,
(33:58):
which you too probably know all about.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yes, we did, and I was like, mean the Twilight
girly that I am at heart, Yes, which we were
talking about today.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, Alex has gotten many Twilight love panic messages from
me in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
It's actually been you and my friend Ray, who reads Taro,
who's been on the show, is also rewatching the Twilight
movies right now, so that's why I've also been sending
you a bunch of Twilight memes lately, because you both
are rewatching them right now.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Pre Sure you got to get in on it.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
You gotta get it on this Twilight, Twilight renaissance.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
We're at with us.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, Jacob, a room.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Come down to the sewers. We all float down here.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Well, you know, Queen Jacob, I was like, I wonder
if U Tak has any were wolves. So I just
went to good old Google Search and typed in Utah
werewolves and I need you to type in Utah werewolves
(35:17):
in your search bar, and I cannot. I where I
was laughing.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You know, I'm not gonna describe this. I'm gonna let
everybody listening in and go what are they talking about?
And google this for themselves because it is so much
better than that.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
And since this is an audio platform, so seen an
audio platform, I will I'll use it so you all
can use your Google Internet searches to enjoy this as
(36:03):
much as we are pretty much what it is. It's
it's like a joke because there's there's so much like
we're going to get into it, like when we talk
about on our show, because you taught were wolves could
be anything, right, But what hunters in Utah do is
(36:24):
they will take the rear of a beloved deer and
they will chop it, and as attacks.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
The German gift, they will glue.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Some eyeballs on pe peach cheek, and they will take
the tail and they will put some teeth like a
rabbit's mouth. And this is the Utah werewolf. They say
it's like a result of inbreeding, but it's just like
a fun, practical joke meme, and it is crazy popular
(36:54):
for some reason, and people love purchasing It is the
most majestic thing I have ever seen.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Do you know what this reminds me of? Actually, what
did you watch the Winnie the Pooh cartoons when you
were a kid, Because there's this episode where Winnie the
Pooh gets stuck in a hole, like in Rabbit's hole,
and they can't get him out, so Rabbit just decorates
it to look like a face. And that's pretty much
(37:31):
exactly what this you doll wear wolf looks like. But
he gave he gave a Pooh's butt antlers, so it's
kind of like a It's it's so Winnie the Pooh jackalo.
(37:52):
Everything about this just keeps getting better and better. I
also if when I googled it, one of the results
that came up where somebody drew, like, because you know
it's tax ermy so it's usually just the butt and
like it's mounted. Somebody drew it and was like, I
felt bad that he didn't have any limbs, so they
just added some limbs and a top hat and like
a teacup. Everything about this is just golden.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
There's a Romance cover that's like one of the first
time I was like, people are doing the Lord work
and I am very proud to live in this city.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I'm not proud of a lot of things that this,
and this makes me happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
This, this is just pure joy. There is nothing wrong
or bad about this. This may be the new best cryptid.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I don't know that, you know.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You know what I immediately thought when I saw that
was have you guys seen Evil dead too?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yes? Oh? No?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Oh no? Can we talk about that?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I don't know that we can discord the discord the
discord which I just sent you both the photo of
the Utah werewolf with arms and legs and discord. I
did not draw that. I just had to send it
to you because I needed you both to see it.
Oh my gosh, I think this is like the first
(39:33):
episode a while. That's maybe cry from laughing.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
I know, I need, you don't know. It's it's so majestic.
When I was researching it, it was it was during
the break and I got I got the sickness that
has been just plugging the states right now, right, yes,
And you know it was late at night, like my
nephews were sleeping and I was with my sister in
(39:58):
law's when are you trying not to laugh and you're sick?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (40:02):
We were just like dying, crying, coughing. It was great,
it was, and it just gets better the more you scroll.
So if that last story scared you, please enjoy the
Utah Werewolf everybody.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, exactly, you know, almost get murdered in a creepy
attic and then look at some Utail werewolves to cheer
yourself on.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
The one from the Reddit form two has a thing
like a little post it note by it and says
always under a full moon and I love.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh my gosh, it sounds like you've been crying. You're laughing.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Damn no, I'm recovering.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I'm trying not to cough.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
My lungs out.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I think, honestly, I'm starting to get a little bit
of the Kevin fever from being iced in, and I
think that's making this like even more funny, because I'm like,
this is the most human interaction I've had in like
three days, and it's just looking at this ut.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Able, You're just gonna start being like, you know what
I should make? I should make the Utah Werewolf of
the Crown.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my gosh, I need to get really into taxidermy
and just make one.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
You know what's called the felt needling that people do? Oh? Yeah,
I first of all, I think you would be crazy
talented at that.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I don't know why I've never tried it, no reason.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I feel like you could get really good at it.
And if you do, and when you do, please please
make them. Gosh a little mini one.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I need to try this solely to see if I
can make one of these.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Help your dad after next Oh my gosh, have you
have you got anything? Have you found any deer that
are particularly juicy?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Do you have any caked up dear fathers?
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Like what.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Like any found on a Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
You know?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Do you have any cakes up dear father? Probably one
of the best things.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Why am I hearing that? It's like you're in a
church and they're like, okay, now let us pray, and
you're like, hold on, hold on, I have a request.
Do you have any kicked up dear father? And you're
just like, what is wrong with you? You are banned
from this church, Please leave and never come back.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Word way to ask for tack a bit.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
She's like, you just walk into the church and you're like, Father,
can you transubstantiate this kicked up deer? For me? I
want it to be the body of Jesus. I saw
a meme this week that was like, I need to
(43:46):
stop asking my priest to to uh bless my honey barbecue,
cheetos or something like that, And I was like, I
had never considered anything could be using for communion. Technically,
if it's blessed and transubstantiated, it's meaning.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
To bless this man.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Anymore.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
Oh No, it's just the visual of holding into church.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
And this poor priest like what's wrong with you? I
really really hope a priest calls in next to be like,
actually you can't do that, or actually you can do that.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Oh my gosh, don't you mean the Bread of Christ, no,
no Father, the Cake of the Deer.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
That that Utah wear French coat sitting in the back.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Oh my gosh. I feel like if you're if you're
asking that church, yeah you're gonna be seeing that in
the back pew, but you're one hundred percent hallucinating it,
and it's just sitting there going do it? Do it?
Ask him?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I dare you getting back mass blesses?
Speaker 2 (45:26):
And that's how he talks to you know, yes, yeah,
a little grim full on grimlin boys. I mean look
at that mouth, that that thing is one hundred percent
like do it.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
I dare you to do it.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I bet you won't do it. You have to do it.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Also, I just got an image in my head of
like super shredded Jacob turning into.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
The Twilight we deserved.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
It's just biblically accurate.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Writer just like had that in.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I mean, Stephanie Meyer is Mormon, so maybe.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
Being like, oh God, something.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
To remake the movie and they're all just you don't.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Wear wolves the regular.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Oh oh you know what it's like such like a
her And I maybe mis quoting was wrong because I
just got off my call. But is there like when
you like learn more about Stephanie Meyer. Wasn't her like
brother's name Jacob? And it's kind of ironic?
Speaker 7 (46:55):
Is that that's what you tell?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Werewolf is a joke for Ingreedy?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh my gosh, she if this is correct, she has
three brothers named Jacob, Paul, and Seth, which is what
she named the werewolves. Oh my gosh, I'm not insinuating
anything about her. But oh no, we agree.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
We agree those were wolves were way hotter than any
of the vampires.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
The were wolves gond have used some more glitter, but.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah, I will agree, except Alice could get it.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Alice could get it.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Say all the male vampire.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
The actor that plays oh no, oh no, why did
I just blank? What's Alice's partner's name? Why did I
just blank on this? Uh? Yeah? The actor plays him
is super cute, except he looks insane in that role
because of the face he has to make the whole time,
(48:05):
which is not his fun at all. He acted it
really well.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
It looks like Carpo Marx Harpo Marks.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I like.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Nature Mark would have been a great movie.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
If we're going that route, let's just go ahead and
just have Robert Pattinson reprise his role, but he's like
dressed as Batman the whole time for no reason.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
No, no, I want the version of him in the
track suit.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yes, okay, actually yeah, track suit track suits superson. Oh
my gosh, this would have been such a better movie.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Oh yeah, I'm so. I'm so sorry to derail it.
But I've talked about Twilight and were well cho and
that is all I can do for you too.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
No, that's perfect. We're going into the new year's strong,
pure chaos twenty twenty five. I think that's what we're
going for. Uh, because anytime we try to do anything
right in a year now, it goes horribly wrong. So
let's just go pure chaos this time.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Let's say this is this whole thing has been a
beautiful movement of art. I don't know why we full circle.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Yeah, you can't ask for anything more.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
This is the radio equivalent of like motar or.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
They are being compared to the.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
They're like really mad I said that right now.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No, I'm thinking they're like they're like sitting up a
little bit where they're like, hold on, let's see where
this goes. They might be onto something here, They're like,
I've never seen this Twilight, but this sounds entertaining, Like.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Oh man, thoughts were so oh no, the movie A
Dais was about a lot of people. Don't know that.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Okay, okay, I have to stop laughing now.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh well, thank you guys for the laugh Thank you
about Thank you so much for sharing. I hope you
feel better and we'll have you on the show once
you feel better and everything is, you know, Thank you
so much, thank you so love you guys. Everybody tune
(51:22):
into Alluring Tow to hear about fantastic cryptids like the
Utah Werewolf.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Maybe we'll see you guys around the campfire.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah bye, Oh my gosh. The music also laughed. Right
then we have to have oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
my face hurts.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I heard.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I cried a little bit. I was like, oh my god,
what is what is happening?
Speaker 3 (52:05):
She was just talking and I just heard she squeaking.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I truly don't know if like the Cabin Fever has
said it, and I'm about to go like Jack Nicholson
on like, well there's nobody here. It's not like I
can go, uh Jack Torren's on anybody.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
But like, you know, blood down the stair.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
That would be a huge problem. The carpet's white.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Actually, I think it's more likely she would walk in
and I would just be like tending bar by myself,
and she'd be like you good, and I'll just be like,
you're the caretaker here, You've always been the caretaker here,
and she'll be like, right, I'm gonna go, and I'd
(53:06):
be like, yeah, I don't I don't blame you. Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Oh, And then you pan out to the dollhouse and
this is the exact.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yes, And then the dollhouse also suddenly has the exact
maze from the shining in front of it, which actually,
I really want to build that.
Speaker 6 (53:22):
Now.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Why did I say that? I would have to build
so much more fake grass? Okay, all right, projects, I
got stuff I got to do on this dollhouse. Which,
for people who might have tuned in for the first
time this week, Hi, this show is not normally this chaotic,
but for context for you, a couple of weeks ago,
I picked up I guess about a month ago now,
(53:45):
because I was sick. I picked up a doll from
a historical society here, and I'm gonna fix it up
and make it look like a cool witch house. But
that's what I was talking about, wanting to put the
shining labyrinth in front of it. Oh my gosh. Oh
uh this is also random but related.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
So you know how we talked about tyromancy a while back,
which is divining with cheese. Yeah, I uh. Super Bay,
who is a perfume company, did a perfume advent calendar,
and I went, that sounds super cool and right up
my alley. And one of the perfumes they gave me
is named Tyromancy.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
And.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
It has someone holding a cheese block that looks all
mystical on it. And I want to say it smells
like cheese, but it mostly smells like pine.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Actually that's kind of a let down.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I mean, I don't think anyone actually wants perfume that
smells like cheese.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
I think everybody wants to smell like Lindbergh. I think
that's a missed market.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
I actually have to say it kind of smells like
pine in a way that like colored pencils do, like
when you're freshly sharpening a color pencil.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Now, you know, I bet that would sell colored pencil
perfume im, I don't, I'm not even.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yes, So I love weird perfumes. This one wasn't my
favorite of the ones, and that encounters. I got some
really really good ones, but I love weird perfumes. Most
of the perfume that I have is like stuff that's
like graveyard dirt scent.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
So if you want to laugh at what a dork
I am, My my brother or my brother in law,
my cousin went through U cologne phase, right, he like
really got into like sense and like he would get
he was actually getting like the essential or the condensed
samples and like making his own sense and stuff.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
But one of the things that he did as a
for my Christmas gift is he went out and he
found a list of a bunch of celebrities coloones And
so you might know this. I didn't know this. Taught
me this, But there are a lot of coloones that
(56:11):
are exactly the same, but you're like.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
You just rename them. Yeah. Yeah. There's also companies now
that do dupes. Basically, once something's not made anymore, or
if they think they can make it cheaper, they'll be like, hey,
we made this and it's a duplicate of this, yeah,
which I've started getting ads for, and I'm like, I'm
not trying to do that. I'm just looking for weird stuff.
I'm not looking for a duplicate of anything. I'm just
(56:36):
here looking for things that smell like tyromancy.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Well, if you ever smell my cologne on me, just
know that he got me. This is like two years ago.
I've like refilled these at this point, but the exact
same colone that David Buddley uses.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Oh nice, nice.
Speaker 3 (56:59):
Whenever I'm found if you smell my col phone like.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
David Bowie, I pretty much always have like something different on.
One of my favorites is actually a friend of mine
down in Georgia makes like bath bombs and perfumes and stuff,
and my favorite one it was called Renegade A first,
it's called The Emperor now because she did like a
whole line that was all like Taro inspired, which is
(57:25):
funny because this is actually how I met her was
during early quarantine, when I was losing my mind. I went,
there has to be a bath bomb that scented like
a bonfire, and so I looked for that and I
found her bath bombs on Etsy and her one for
the Hermit was like kind of bonfire scented, and I
was like, this is really awesome, and somehow we started
(57:47):
talking on Instagram and now we're friends. I don't know.
This happens a lot to me now that I'm thinking
about it. Where I find something and then like we
start talking on Instagram, it's like, Okay, we're friends now,
which is how you know missus Creep and Kimmy that
we're just on the show. Like that's how they're on
the show. Is I met them through doing this show
and now we're friends. And I spam poor Kimmy with
Twilight memes. But it was reading to the Emperor and
(58:13):
it just like it's somewhere between a perfume and a
cologne and it is just like this perfect kind of
musky but not in a like you can't breathe away,
like while still being refreshing. And I'm just like, this
is awesome. And I just ran out of it and
now I need a message her and be like, hey,
so you uh you got any more of those? Because
that is my favorite one and I use it almost
(58:35):
every day and I think that's the only time I've
like run out of ape scent.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
Well, it's like Bond, so it's smell like pretty accurate
to bonfire.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
Uh yeah, yeah, it was like bonfire and it was
like it was like a nice burgundy color and there
was like dried flower petals and it was really good.
I wonder if I still have I keep bath bombs
on hand just in case. I wonder if I still
have a little one of those left a lot.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yeah, I need. I need to get in more like
self care stuff like that for like my own.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Mental Well that maybe that's our I know I said
chaos for twenty twenty five, but maybe that's our that's
our goal as a show for twenty twenty five. Our
last episode was also about taking care of yourself during
you know, the season times. How about let's all also
take care of ourselves because we should. We just should.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
Yeah, you know, it's like it's the thing. I always
love me some good chaos. It's always nice to unwind
after a good amount of chaos.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
But you know exactly Also, missus Creep is sending over
the photos now and wow, this is wild creature. I'll
share this with you. But we are we're hitting the
top of the hour here, so it's time for us
to sign off. So yeah, on that note, we're gonna
go ahead and sign off from Strange Talk.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Good night and good luck.
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
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In good evening and welcome to the hour dedicated to
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talking about all things strange, weird and paranormal. You're listening
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this episode, in most of our episodes, is the Strange
Talk intro by Star Silk And I'm your.
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Host, Alex, and darn your co host, Preacher.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And as you can probably tell from the phone quality,
we're all snow and ice den, Welcome to the new year.
It's nothing but ice. What is that? Like apocalypse movie
where everything freezes over? Is that day after Tomorrow? Or
Independence Day? Why am I thinking of those both at
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the same time?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Independence Days an alien movie?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah? I for some reason, those are like linked in
my brain. For some reason.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Have you seen Tropic Thunder? No? One of the parody
movies Ben Stiller's characters supposed to have done because he's
an action star. It's like a cheesy action movie called
Scorched where the earth is like on fire multiple times
he's done like seven of them. Yeah, but his latest
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one is they change it up by the instead of
the world being on fire, it freezes over.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, that's not gonna happen in our lifetimes because we're
like melting the pullar caps and all that. But uh, you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Know, humans are pretty dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Maybe we'll overcorrect for all the climate change and freeze things.
I mean, that is part of why we're getting more
intense storms in winter is climate change. But I don't know,
maybe it'll freeze every We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Are you saying the weather outside is frightful?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
H yeah, a little bit. Actually, it took me over
an hour to try to de ice my car this
morning and it's still pretty iced.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I got it to where it can move out
of the driveway, but I would not drive it on
the highway.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh yeah, I'm I am strange. I've been Alex can
attest to this listener. I've been stranded at the current
location for several days.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, you're just recording from an undisclosed, remote location
of secret origin.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
There's there's not a reason at all that we're using
the phones instead.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Of uh, actually, creature is in the Witness Protection program
for knowing too much about I was trying to think
of something related to the climate change and I.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Got nothing here, And it's all done by bigfoots.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's Yetti's or Yeti's not real.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, see that's the thing. That's the thing since bigfoots
or neshlim.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh no, okay, I think.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I think I've talked about that on the air before.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah we have. Uh So we figured since we're all
snowed in, and probably a lot of you all are too,
We're going to do a little open lines tonight. I
have posted the phone number on our page, so we
have that rolling whenever people want to call in, so
from time time you will see me stop and let
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people join us. But yeah, our theme tonight for our
open lines is what is the weirdest thing that has
ever happened to you? So I wrote a little blurb
about it. And you may have heard this if you've
been listening to Radio Artifact this week. This says, as
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the clock strikes nine pm, the airwaves crackled a life
with the sinister hum of strange talk. Have you ever
experienced something so strange, so unbelievable it left you questioning reality?
This week, Alex and Creature are taking collins from the
show's listeners on the topic of what's the weirdest thing
that's ever happened to you? So we're looking for anything
just coincidences, too uncanny to be believed Creature sightings. Honestly,
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if you've met Nicholas Cage or like, I don't know,
who's someone you would meet and know would ever believe you, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Goldbloom, Elvis is my is my go to.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, I've I've seen a bunch of Elvis sightings around
here because there's an Elvis impersonator. I've talked about that
on the show, where me and Kala kept seeing it
and our other friend did not see it at all,
and so it we were like, we swear we saw Elvis,
and he was very nice when I finally did run
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into him and go, this is really cool.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But you remember, like back in the early nineties, there
was like all that slew of like Elvis and Elvis sightings.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, yeah, I think Elvis and Tupac. I think there
was a whole bunch of Elvis and Tupac sightings. But yeah,
if you've if you've seen Tupac recently, please call in,
we want to know about your Tupac sightings. I thought
I would kick it off though this isn't like super
super weird, but I did think it was just strange.
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A few back, I went with a couple of friends
up to Chicago and we crashed for the night at
this house in Peoria, Illinois. And my friends that I
was going with used to perform in like side show
and stuff, and so we were staying with some of
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their friends up there who were also side show performers,
and they had told us to find this house. They
were like, okay, just look for the house with the
dinosaur out front. And I was thinking, like a little
like cement dinosaur statue. No, there was a three foot
tall paper mache tri Sara toops head on the front porch.
So that is how we found this house. Was a
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gigantic green tri Sara toops head on the front porch.
And I went, this is awesome, And as we it's
the middle of the night, by the way, when we
get there, we drove up from Louisville, and we climb
up the steps to the front porch and the front
door is just cut in door knockers, and so I'm like,
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I don't know which one to use, and then I
realized there's a doorbell, So we ring the doorbell and
we are let in by our hosts, who are these
three roommates who are side shop performers. Now, when you
get into this house, I can only describe it as
a miniature version of the Winchester Mystery House. Like you
walk in and there's immediately like a fireman's pole from
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the second story. I'm not sure how that got past
like code or whatever. There's also just like a door
to nowhere that also leads to this pole, so you
can like open this door and then just jump on
the pole to go down to the first floor. To
the left, their living room just has hammocks strung up
everywhere at varying heights. I don't even remember like that
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much about it because like we got there in the
middle of the night, and so we got there, we
had brought some wine for everybody. We were sitting around
drinking wine, and as we started talking, one of the
hosts there said something and I was like, it was
about Goshen, Ohio. And I was like, goshan Ohio, that's
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actually like where I was born. And he was like
no way, I used to live there, and I went, yeah,
me too, I lived in this little trailer park and
he went, oh my gosh, I did too. Now there
was only really one trailer park in Goshan, Ohio at
the time, and so we started talking about like the
tornado that ripped through there once. And the reason that
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I thought of this story recently was the thing that
we like both realized and register that yes, it was
one hundred percent of the same neighborhood was because we
were talking about the sledding hill at the park, because
it went all the way down this hill and if
you didn't bail out the last second, you would fall
into a creek bed and just like eat like eat, absolute.
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So that is how we realized, oh my gosh, we
briefly lived in the same neighborhood. And I drove like
something like, I don't know how many miles it is
to Payoria. Let me see how many miles it is,
but I drove that many miles just to find somebody
who grew up exactly in the neighborhood I used to.
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It's about three hundred miles, which I think is just
so so so strange. But uh yeah, my last my
last thing of that story until we've got somebody on
the collar line. But my last thing about that story
is these these roommates were amazing. They did pictures together
for every holiday and so out postcards and I still
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have one for Pie Day where they're all dressed in
Roman togas eating pizza very dramatically. It was great. But yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and get our collar on here. Oh, hello,
you're on with Strange Talk.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Creeps.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hi. Oh it's the fabulous missus Creep.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I was like, I'll see if it's time to call in.
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yes, we had a little bit of a technical difficulty,
so you're you have perfect.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Timing technical difficulty.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No way right now? Are are you also snowed in?
Right now?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I go.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
For wisconsinight, not so much, not so much.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
US amounts. I went out and made snow angels yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was fantastic, beautiful. Now, do you have a story
of something that happened to you or do you have
another fabulous ghost story or both?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Well, it's kind of a little hybrid story, but not
not necessarily a ghost story. I'll say something creepy that
happened to uh, my teen and I so I guess
I still counts.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, that absolutely counts. We're taking what what ever the
weirdest thing that's happened to you is, so that one counts.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah, well, I think I think this one fits in
that category. For if I had to think back, it
could have it could have been a way that myself
and my entire paranormal team couldn't have ended up as
one of those true crime stories.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So a good cautionary tale.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yes, it is a cautionary tale to pay attention. Uh,
don't get too excited because they're distracting you. But yeah,
so it's kind of one of those there we were
type of type of stories and we were investigating a
home that was used to film a horror movie in Bosseel, Washington.
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A lot of my stories are in Washington and scenes
that's where a lot of the group of these types
of things happened. And the film was called twenty and
it was filmed at a home in Bothel, Washington. It
was one of those kind of sub sub rated, you know,
horror movies. The guy gets a hold of us and
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he's like, the crew has said, you know, I think
you know that they're having apparitions and uneasy feelings and
I want you to come and investigate this house. And
we're like, okay, well, well I did some history on it.
Nothing crazy popped up. And we show up and the
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house is you know, the bells and whistles should have
already have gone off. From the moment we drove up,
was cold outside. The house had that cold look with
leaves rolling, and there wasn't any decorations or anything that
said this is a warm and welcoming home. It said
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I am deserted. The dead live here, like from the
very beginning. But it was a big house. It was
it was, which is in Washington, houses are expensive, so
it's a big house. And we're like, okay, you know,
we all gather our bags, we head to the front door.
We had already spoke with him over the phone, and
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from the moment we walked through the threshold, all of
us got the feeling of this guy is weird. He's
very weird, and that should have been you know, like danger, danger.
But we're gonna be professional, right, You're gonna do what
we're gonna do. And as we're walking, he's giving us
a tour of the upstairs of the home and we
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realize every room so far has a mattress on the
floor with no sheets, and in the closet there is
a random pieces of wardrobe, like two or three pieces,
but they're not they're not normal pieces. They're like us,
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he strapped camousol or a very skimpy piece of wardrobe. Okay.
And we're like that's odd. Okay, we'll just keep going
with the flow. And every single room was like this
on the top floor, maybe just so that they could
just kind of keep people here where they film in
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other parts. We never asked because that part was just strange. Yeah,
And we're sitting and we're like, okay, we're sitting around
kind of figuring out how we're going to tackle this.
I'm like, okay, let's take a look at the downstairs
because that's another place that that that's where you know,
these claims are happening. And we opened the door and
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it is a straight shot down into the basement and
there's no way that you can see the rest of
the hallway. You can't see what's to the right. It's
just screaming. Someone's at the bottom of the steps and
we're like, I'm not going down, you go down. I'm
not going down, you know. So we finally get down
to the bottom of the steps and the downstairs is
exactly like the upstairs, except there's one rooms that's closed
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and there's a random person living in this room. Yes,
we don't know, we said, we don't know what it
looks like. We don't know what he looks like. Rather
than that it's a heat and they're going to stay
in the room the entire time. We never get to
see this person. Okay, whatever, right, we unload our year.
We decide this is going to be you know, h
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Q for the night, and we go back upstairs and
he starts showing us before we get going, he's like, oh,
I really got to show you some of these pieces
of equipment that I use. You know, they're really good
for your health.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
On we did not.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Ask for this. We did not ask today. What do
you do for your health? And he starts pulling out
these like electric static pieces of equipment like the little
uh oh, I can't think of what it's what it's
called when they use static electricity to help with you know,
your blood circulation and things like that. And he pulls
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out this mat, this huge mat. It almost looks like
an area rug and it is and he plugs it
in and he's like, oh, you've got to stand on
this thing. You got to you gotta feel this thing.
And all of us again, they're like, no, we're good,
you know, we're all dressed. Inevitably, somehow he talks us
into like dude sitting in the living room using the
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static electricity equipment. They're like, we're not here for this.
Why what is happening here? Then all of a sudden,
he's like, you know, I think the best place to
start is the attic. And we're like, okay, because they
did they you know, they had to wire rig and
put electrical things to the attic so that they could
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for cameras and things like that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
So we walk down the hall and we see the
standard opening of an attic in the ceiling and we're like, okay,
he whips this bad boy opens the steps come flying down,
and he just motions with his hands like go ahead.
He doesn't he doesn't give us any directions. He doesn't
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tell us, hey, watch out, there's a you know, there's
there's cyanide tablets on your left, take one as you
go like it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Slavery is right on the left.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
It's typically and for some strange reason, none of us
decided that we were going to use our brains this afternoon.
And we just proceeded to climb into the attic, all
five of us, and all of a sudden, you know,
and two of us, well, I was a veteran, the
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other person was active active duty, and we look at
each other and it's like, all of a sudden, our
belts and listles go off, and we're like, do we
realize what we just did? And we're whispering to ourselves,
and we looked down and now this guy is standing
at the bottom of this this ladder well and he
makes the comment and he's like, well, I guess I
have you guys all in the attic and we stopped. Oh,
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We're like, oh no, this is it. This is this
is where we go, you know, like look, nobody, nobody's
gonna come looking for us. And he starts like maniacally
laughing because he thinks it was so funny. And and
but we all believe that this person could have been
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capable of wiping us off the planet in one way
or another.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I will say, at least all five of you had
numbers on your side. But yeah, that's one of those ones.
You're in that situation you're suddenly like, oh, no, what
have I done?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, because we didn't. We didn't keep a single one
of us out of the attic. We were so blinded
by the paranormal experience. We just jumped right in. And
I remember that at that point, there's nothing you can do. Yeah,
you're already up there.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You're like, well, I better be ready to fight. I guess.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah, at least we better start recording so that we can,
you know, we can capture our own demise.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Someone will turn it into a great found footage movie
one day.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Right, he can add it to his d roll for
twenty you know. But we're like, okay, here we go.
And we had these pieces of equipment where they both
they almost look like large ear must and you can
put them over your ears and imagine, Oh, what are
those microphones where you can like hear a flea feart
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from like one hundred miles away. I can remember what
they're called. Yeah, I'm blinking on the name parabolic, parabolic microphone.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yes, right, yeah, yeah, Parabolic's just.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Then I'm still drinking my sleepy tea. I'm trying to
remember what it's called. And uh, And we could hear
him as we're up there takes pictures and like doing
paranormal stuff. We could hear him shuffling around downstairs because
we're you know, he's on like he's in like the kitchen,
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messing and then messing with his his random electric equipment
that he had, and.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
He keeps shuffling around.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
And he had this this Schnauzer dog. And every picture
that we captured in the house, the Schnauzer is staring
down the barrel of the camera and its eyes are
red because it's reacting to the you know, the flash.
But every single one, the dog's not walking, he's not
sitting over on the couch sleeping. He is staring down
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the barrel of the limbs like figuring out what's going
to happen. Yeah, I'll never ever forget that dog.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
That dog is haunted.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
That's I'm like, this is the problem. This is where
your activity is coming from. Is this dog?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Maybe maybe actually that guy is totally normal, and that
dog is like possessing this man to do his evil bidding.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Right, he is the puppeteers, Like that is what the
dog is. And of course, yeah, puppeteers. I'm telling it's
so creepy. I have I have pictures because you and
you and I have we're someone and you know where
you talk regularly, we're friendly. I have those pictures, so
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I remind.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
These I would love to see that to show you.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
These they're on. They're on like the like the catalogs
of photos that we've taken over the years, and I
just remember going through go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I was just gonna say, can I just point out
while this is going on, there is just a man
living in the basement on top.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Of the precisely we and we don't even know. Does
he look like Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Does he look like
Michael Bime? We don't know. None of us have been
willing to say, I want to meet this person because
we're going to be trapped in this house for six
eight hours.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, you want to know who you're getting trapped with.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, maybe like a small person's size where I can
like pick him up and chuck him like I need
to know.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I need to know.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I'm a strong Midwest lady. I can put up a
pretty good fight exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Nailed to the wall or something, right, Maybe those.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Other victims in the room because we never heard a peek.
We didn't even hear so much as like because we
had we had these crazy microphones, like even when we
were in the room acrossing it, they was almost where
he kept like a big chest freezer. Oh my god,
we never looked.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh, it's probably better that you didn't own.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
That's probably good that we didn't. Yeah, it's probably better
that we never checked the freezer.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That place is so haunted because we half of that person. Yeah,
I would say that place is so haunted because it's
just all of the bodies that are stuck there and
he will not get rid of.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Oh my god, Oh I was I was naive, you know,
I just wasn't thinking of This is probably like two
thousand and eight, two thousand and nine, I'm guessing spread
around there. So this is I'm an old lady now,
so now I have a little more gusto under my belt.
But I remember, we never even heard like consual because
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I think, if I'm going to be trapped in a room,
like give me my xbox, give me my computer, you
know something, I know something to do clicking. I never
heard like a light radio. I don't even heard book
pages turning. Nothing ever came out of this room. All
you could see was a shadow under the door.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I really hate that.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Did it move?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
That's the thing is, we thought it did. But when
you would stop and like you know how you do
the like don't breathe, just stare at it and see
if it moves, we couldn't see anything moving. But we
could have swore like when you walk past the door,
you would see like a shadow under the door, But
when you stop and look at it, we couldn't get
a picture, photo, audio, evidence of anything moving in that room.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I hate everything about that so much. It just.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
There was activity in the house.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
So at the creepy.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
The creepy hallway, the very very very last room I
remember on the right hand side was an empty room
except for a metal like a frame, like a small
metal frame, probably like a twin, like a really really
small ones. And then if you were to take a
left down the other hall, riddle me this, batman, I
can't remember what I had for lunch if I can
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remember this all. And then on the left hand side
it almost took you. There were electric like an electrical
fuse box, and then a door that took you outside
to like the back garden area. Yeah, so we go
in this room and we're like, we're going to start
asking questions, and we set up back when we did it.
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This has changed, but it was basically a battery connected
to a small like electrode light. Then you'd ask questions
and it would either go on and off depending on
how it answered. And you know, they have crazy equipment now.
Not to totally age myself, but that's what we had.
And we just started asking it questions and I remember
I was kind of kneeling in like the kind of
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praying knees on the floor, and then my other other
mates were around me, and we start asking questions and
a child starts responding. And at the same time, I
have I have small detail, but I have like medium
linked hair. I put my hair up in a clip.
There's small pieces of hair that fall at the nape
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of my neck. And there was nothing behind me except
for a bed frame and a wall. And it was
the first and only time that I have ever had
something touched on my body. And the hair on the
fall on the back of it, that that was probably
four or five inches long, raised up and fell and
touched the back.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Of my neck.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I've never had it happen. I never welcomed it it
to happen. I don't ask in it to happen. I'm
not that type of investigator. It just happened out.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Of the blue. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
And you can hear it. I have. I remember the audio.
You could hear it. I was like, oh, just so touch.
I was freaking. I wasn't yelling and hooping and hollar
and like Zach began, I was.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You didn't try to fight the ghost.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yep. I'm like, we're not gonna Zach brow this. We're
just gonna keep going forward. And that room I remember
we got activity. And then one of the bedrooms upstairs
with the weird mattresses that had a had a dry
faw attached to it that none of us wanted to
sit in and uh because you know gross, Yeah, someone's
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cheeks had been there, cheek and we and we never
even got to investigate that. The claims. The last portion
of the claims was that in the garage, one of
the light people that was for the movie claimed that
while he was hanging lights on a ladder, something had
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happened out in the garage. We could see the garage,
but we never he never let us or kick us
out to the garage. Yes, so very it was just
the whole thing was weird. And at the very very
end of the night, were packed up, were loaded in
the car, and he says, hey, do you guys want
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to watch the intro to this movie. I'm like, great,
it's footage from whatever guy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Is in the other room, like snow film or just
something awful.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
It is as awful as at like. We got to
see the rest of the movie and it didn't match
the intro at all. First of all, he took a
straight rip from a nine inch nail song off of
I remember it was like it had like like B
sides and I immediately recognized it. Yeah, And I'm like,
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I doubt that he got permission.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
He definitely did not.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, And it was.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
This was before American Horror Story. But you know how
American horror story always has the intro with like weird
creepy images, perhaps bloody in nature or it's kind of
shaky cam and you know, almost almost like autopsy ish
kind of images.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
And and that's all it was. The whole thing was
just all he showed us was people's names, these images
and played this nine inch nail song and that was it.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
If that's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, it was one of those you know, like everyone's
has has as the only one that I could really like.
It's just stuck with me. How we were there, what
we talked about, the things that we did and did
not think about, our safety paranormal groups. If you're listening, don't.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Do yeh, don't don't climb in with the man who's
like come into the attic or doesn't even say that
just motions.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
He just emotions. And all of us were like, oh,
I think I will thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, you're like, okay, sure this seems.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Sound Yeah, no, no, don't I don't even know why.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That's amazing. Well, thank you so much for sharing. I
love when you you always call them with the weirdest stories.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
And I don't live like a I don't even live
like a like a crazy lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's yeah, these.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
These have just happened through time. You know, I'm not
a wild and crazy person, but it seems like they
just happen and then I keep them in my catalog
for later.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And that's that's kind of what I do too. Like,
it's not like weird things happen every time I leave
my house. It's just enough weird things have happened over
time that I'm like, huh, okay, I guess that this,
yeahn't it? Yeah, well, thank you glad I got.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
To share it.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah, it's been hanging out in my in my little
inventory for a while.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Good to take it out, dust it off, show everybody
and put it put it back in the pocket for later.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yes, we're totally weird.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Ye awesome. Well, thank you so much. I'm sure we'll see.
We'll pear from you next time we do. Call in.
So great to talk to you.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I know I'm always creeping around the internet.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Exactly and on Creepy Confidential.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
I have a great show.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Thanks so much, talk to you later, Speculator.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Bye, bye, God.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's really good and creepy just the Murderer the Murder House.
I'm gonna go ahead and connect. We have another call. Oh,
let's see there we go. Hi, can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Hello, this is Kimmy from Alaurene and I am so
excited I wanted to call in. Yes, fan and a
friend of Alex.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes, we're definitely gonna have you all come back on
the show soon too. Honestly, I love when we do
these open lines because it mostly ends up being like
our other podcast friends calling in because you all talk
mostly about cryptids, so sometimes you get to be like, hey,
I do have this wild ghost story that happened to me,
So I feel like we give you a good outlet
(33:25):
for that.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I don't have any situations of me openly going into.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
A murder house.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yet, so I don't have that for you too tonight.
I'm sorry to disappoint Charlie. I do have a fun,
little weird cryptid for you, guys. My co hosts and
I are currently getting ready for our new season. Yes,
and in the joy is of that we are researching,
(33:58):
which you too probably know all about.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yes, we did, and I was like, mean the Twilight
girly that I am at heart, Yes, which we were
talking about today.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, Alex has gotten many Twilight love panic messages from
me in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
It's actually been you and my friend Ray, who reads Taro,
who's been on the show, is also rewatching the Twilight
movies right now, so that's why I've also been sending
you a bunch of Twilight memes lately, because you both
are rewatching them right now.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Pre Sure you got to get in on it.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
You gotta get it on this Twilight, Twilight renaissance.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
We're at with us.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, Jacob, a room.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Come down to the sewers. We all float down here.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Well, you know, Queen Jacob, I was like, I wonder
if U Tak has any were wolves. So I just
went to good old Google Search and typed in Utah
werewolves and I need you to type in Utah werewolves
(35:17):
in your search bar, and I cannot. I where I
was laughing.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You know, I'm not gonna describe this. I'm gonna let
everybody listening in and go what are they talking about?
And google this for themselves because it is so much
better than that.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
And since this is an audio platform, so seen an
audio platform, I will I'll use it so you all
can use your Google Internet searches to enjoy this as
(36:03):
much as we are pretty much what it is. It's
it's like a joke because there's there's so much like
we're going to get into it, like when we talk
about on our show, because you taught were wolves could
be anything, right, But what hunters in Utah do is
(36:24):
they will take the rear of a beloved deer and
they will chop it, and as attacks.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
The German gift, they will glue.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Some eyeballs on pe peach cheek, and they will take
the tail and they will put some teeth like a
rabbit's mouth. And this is the Utah werewolf. They say
it's like a result of inbreeding, but it's just like
a fun, practical joke meme, and it is crazy popular
(36:54):
for some reason, and people love purchasing It is the
most majestic thing I have ever seen.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Do you know what this reminds me of? Actually, what
did you watch the Winnie the Pooh cartoons when you
were a kid, Because there's this episode where Winnie the
Pooh gets stuck in a hole, like in Rabbit's hole,
and they can't get him out, so Rabbit just decorates
it to look like a face. And that's pretty much
(37:31):
exactly what this you doll wear wolf looks like. But
he gave he gave a Pooh's butt antlers, so it's
kind of like a It's it's so Winnie the Pooh jackalo.
(37:52):
Everything about this just keeps getting better and better. I
also if when I googled it, one of the results
that came up where somebody drew, like, because you know
it's tax ermy so it's usually just the butt and
like it's mounted. Somebody drew it and was like, I
felt bad that he didn't have any limbs, so they
just added some limbs and a top hat and like
a teacup. Everything about this is just golden.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
There's a Romance cover that's like one of the first
time I was like, people are doing the Lord work
and I am very proud to live in this city.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I'm not proud of a lot of things that this,
and this makes me happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
This, this is just pure joy. There is nothing wrong
or bad about this. This may be the new best cryptid.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I don't know that, you know.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You know what I immediately thought when I saw that
was have you guys seen Evil dead too?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yes? Oh? No?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Oh no? Can we talk about that?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I don't know that we can discord the discord the
discord which I just sent you both the photo of
the Utah werewolf with arms and legs and discord. I
did not draw that. I just had to send it
to you because I needed you both to see it.
Oh my gosh, I think this is like the first
(39:33):
episode a while. That's maybe cry from laughing.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
I know, I need, you don't know. It's it's so majestic.
When I was researching it, it was it was during
the break and I got I got the sickness that
has been just plugging the states right now, right, yes,
And you know it was late at night, like my
nephews were sleeping and I was with my sister in
(39:58):
law's when are you trying not to laugh and you're sick?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (40:02):
We were just like dying, crying, coughing. It was great,
it was, and it just gets better the more you scroll.
So if that last story scared you, please enjoy the
Utah Werewolf everybody.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, exactly, you know, almost get murdered in a creepy
attic and then look at some Utail werewolves to cheer
yourself on.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
The one from the Reddit form two has a thing
like a little post it note by it and says
always under a full moon and I love.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh my gosh, it sounds like you've been crying. You're laughing.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Damn no, I'm recovering.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I'm trying not to cough.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
My lungs out.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I think, honestly, I'm starting to get a little bit
of the Kevin fever from being iced in, and I
think that's making this like even more funny, because I'm like,
this is the most human interaction I've had in like
three days, and it's just looking at this ut.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Able, You're just gonna start being like, you know what
I should make? I should make the Utah Werewolf of
the Crown.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my gosh, I need to get really into taxidermy
and just make one.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
You know what's called the felt needling that people do? Oh? Yeah,
I first of all, I think you would be crazy
talented at that.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I don't know why I've never tried it, no reason.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I feel like you could get really good at it.
And if you do, and when you do, please please
make them. Gosh a little mini one.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I need to try this solely to see if I
can make one of these.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Help your dad after next Oh my gosh, have you
have you got anything? Have you found any deer that
are particularly juicy?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Do you have any caked up dear fathers?
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Like what.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Like any found on a Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
You know?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Do you have any cakes up dear father? Probably one
of the best things.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Why am I hearing that? It's like you're in a
church and they're like, okay, now let us pray, and
you're like, hold on, hold on, I have a request.
Do you have any kicked up dear father? And you're
just like, what is wrong with you? You are banned
from this church, Please leave and never come back.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Word way to ask for tack a bit.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
She's like, you just walk into the church and you're like, Father,
can you transubstantiate this kicked up deer? For me? I
want it to be the body of Jesus. I saw
a meme this week that was like, I need to
(43:46):
stop asking my priest to to uh bless my honey barbecue,
cheetos or something like that, And I was like, I
had never considered anything could be using for communion. Technically,
if it's blessed and transubstantiated, it's meaning.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
To bless this man.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Anymore.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
Oh No, it's just the visual of holding into church.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
And this poor priest like what's wrong with you? I
really really hope a priest calls in next to be like,
actually you can't do that, or actually you can do that.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Oh my gosh, don't you mean the Bread of Christ, no,
no Father, the Cake of the Deer.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
That that Utah wear French coat sitting in the back.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Oh my gosh. I feel like if you're if you're
asking that church, yeah you're gonna be seeing that in
the back pew, but you're one hundred percent hallucinating it,
and it's just sitting there going do it? Do it?
Ask him?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I dare you getting back mass blesses?
Speaker 2 (45:26):
And that's how he talks to you know, yes, yeah,
a little grim full on grimlin boys. I mean look
at that mouth, that that thing is one hundred percent
like do it.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
I dare you to do it.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I bet you won't do it. You have to do it.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Also, I just got an image in my head of
like super shredded Jacob turning into.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
The Twilight we deserved.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
It's just biblically accurate.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Writer just like had that in.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I mean, Stephanie Meyer is Mormon, so maybe.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
Being like, oh God, something.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
To remake the movie and they're all just you don't.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Wear wolves the regular.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Oh oh you know what it's like such like a
her And I maybe mis quoting was wrong because I
just got off my call. But is there like when
you like learn more about Stephanie Meyer. Wasn't her like
brother's name Jacob? And it's kind of ironic?
Speaker 7 (46:55):
Is that that's what you tell?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Werewolf is a joke for Ingreedy?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh my gosh, she if this is correct, she has
three brothers named Jacob, Paul, and Seth, which is what
she named the werewolves. Oh my gosh, I'm not insinuating
anything about her. But oh no, we agree.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
We agree those were wolves were way hotter than any
of the vampires.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
The were wolves gond have used some more glitter, but.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah, I will agree, except Alice could get it.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Alice could get it.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Say all the male vampire.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
The actor that plays oh no, oh no, why did
I just blank? What's Alice's partner's name? Why did I
just blank on this? Uh? Yeah? The actor plays him
is super cute, except he looks insane in that role
because of the face he has to make the whole time,
(48:05):
which is not his fun at all. He acted it
really well.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
It looks like Carpo Marx Harpo Marks.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I like.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Nature Mark would have been a great movie.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
If we're going that route, let's just go ahead and
just have Robert Pattinson reprise his role, but he's like
dressed as Batman the whole time for no reason.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
No, no, I want the version of him in the
track suit.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yes, okay, actually yeah, track suit track suits superson. Oh
my gosh, this would have been such a better movie.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Oh yeah, I'm so. I'm so sorry to derail it.
But I've talked about Twilight and were well cho and
that is all I can do for you too.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
No, that's perfect. We're going into the new year's strong,
pure chaos twenty twenty five. I think that's what we're
going for. Uh, because anytime we try to do anything
right in a year now, it goes horribly wrong. So
let's just go pure chaos this time.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Let's say this is this whole thing has been a
beautiful movement of art. I don't know why we full circle.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Yeah, you can't ask for anything more.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
This is the radio equivalent of like motar or.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
They are being compared to the.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
They're like really mad I said that right now.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No, I'm thinking they're like they're like sitting up a
little bit where they're like, hold on, let's see where
this goes. They might be onto something here, They're like,
I've never seen this Twilight, but this sounds entertaining, Like.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Oh man, thoughts were so oh no, the movie A
Dais was about a lot of people. Don't know that.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Okay, okay, I have to stop laughing now.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh well, thank you guys for the laugh Thank you
about Thank you so much for sharing. I hope you
feel better and we'll have you on the show once
you feel better and everything is, you know, Thank you
so much, thank you so love you guys. Everybody tune
(51:22):
into Alluring Tow to hear about fantastic cryptids like the
Utah Werewolf.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Maybe we'll see you guys around the campfire.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah bye, Oh my gosh. The music also laughed. Right
then we have to have oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
my face hurts.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I heard.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I cried a little bit. I was like, oh my god,
what is what is happening?
Speaker 3 (52:05):
She was just talking and I just heard she squeaking.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I truly don't know if like the Cabin Fever has
said it, and I'm about to go like Jack Nicholson
on like, well there's nobody here. It's not like I
can go, uh Jack Torren's on anybody.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
But like, you know, blood down the stair.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
That would be a huge problem. The carpet's white.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Actually, I think it's more likely she would walk in
and I would just be like tending bar by myself,
and she'd be like you good, and I'll just be like,
you're the caretaker here, You've always been the caretaker here,
and she'll be like, right, I'm gonna go, and I'd
(53:06):
be like, yeah, I don't I don't blame you. Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Oh, And then you pan out to the dollhouse and
this is the exact.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yes, And then the dollhouse also suddenly has the exact
maze from the shining in front of it, which actually,
I really want to build that.
Speaker 6 (53:22):
Now.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Why did I say that? I would have to build
so much more fake grass? Okay, all right, projects, I
got stuff I got to do on this dollhouse. Which,
for people who might have tuned in for the first
time this week, Hi, this show is not normally this chaotic,
but for context for you, a couple of weeks ago,
I picked up I guess about a month ago now,
(53:45):
because I was sick. I picked up a doll from
a historical society here, and I'm gonna fix it up
and make it look like a cool witch house. But
that's what I was talking about, wanting to put the
shining labyrinth in front of it. Oh my gosh. Oh
uh this is also random but related.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
So you know how we talked about tyromancy a while back,
which is divining with cheese. Yeah, I uh. Super Bay,
who is a perfume company, did a perfume advent calendar,
and I went, that sounds super cool and right up
my alley. And one of the perfumes they gave me
is named Tyromancy.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
And.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
It has someone holding a cheese block that looks all
mystical on it. And I want to say it smells
like cheese, but it mostly smells like pine.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Actually that's kind of a let down.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I mean, I don't think anyone actually wants perfume that
smells like cheese.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
I think everybody wants to smell like Lindbergh. I think
that's a missed market.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
I actually have to say it kind of smells like
pine in a way that like colored pencils do, like
when you're freshly sharpening a color pencil.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Now, you know, I bet that would sell colored pencil
perfume im, I don't, I'm not even.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yes, So I love weird perfumes. This one wasn't my
favorite of the ones, and that encounters. I got some
really really good ones, but I love weird perfumes. Most
of the perfume that I have is like stuff that's
like graveyard dirt scent.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
So if you want to laugh at what a dork
I am, My my brother or my brother in law,
my cousin went through U cologne phase, right, he like
really got into like sense and like he would get
he was actually getting like the essential or the condensed
samples and like making his own sense and stuff.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
But one of the things that he did as a
for my Christmas gift is he went out and he
found a list of a bunch of celebrities coloones And
so you might know this. I didn't know this. Taught
me this, But there are a lot of coloones that
(56:11):
are exactly the same, but you're like.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
You just rename them. Yeah. Yeah. There's also companies now
that do dupes. Basically, once something's not made anymore, or
if they think they can make it cheaper, they'll be like, hey,
we made this and it's a duplicate of this, yeah,
which I've started getting ads for, and I'm like, I'm
not trying to do that. I'm just looking for weird stuff.
I'm not looking for a duplicate of anything. I'm just
(56:36):
here looking for things that smell like tyromancy.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Well, if you ever smell my cologne on me, just
know that he got me. This is like two years ago.
I've like refilled these at this point, but the exact
same colone that David Buddley uses.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Oh nice, nice.
Speaker 3 (56:59):
Whenever I'm found if you smell my col phone like.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
David Bowie, I pretty much always have like something different on.
One of my favorites is actually a friend of mine
down in Georgia makes like bath bombs and perfumes and stuff,
and my favorite one it was called Renegade A first,
it's called The Emperor now because she did like a
whole line that was all like Taro inspired, which is
(57:25):
funny because this is actually how I met her was
during early quarantine, when I was losing my mind. I went,
there has to be a bath bomb that scented like
a bonfire, and so I looked for that and I
found her bath bombs on Etsy and her one for
the Hermit was like kind of bonfire scented, and I
was like, this is really awesome, and somehow we started
(57:47):
talking on Instagram and now we're friends. I don't know.
This happens a lot to me now that I'm thinking
about it. Where I find something and then like we
start talking on Instagram, it's like, Okay, we're friends now,
which is how you know missus Creep and Kimmy that
we're just on the show. Like that's how they're on
the show. Is I met them through doing this show
and now we're friends. And I spam poor Kimmy with
Twilight memes. But it was reading to the Emperor and
(58:13):
it just like it's somewhere between a perfume and a
cologne and it is just like this perfect kind of
musky but not in a like you can't breathe away,
like while still being refreshing. And I'm just like, this
is awesome. And I just ran out of it and
now I need a message her and be like, hey,
so you uh you got any more of those? Because
that is my favorite one and I use it almost
(58:35):
every day and I think that's the only time I've
like run out of ape scent.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
Well, it's like Bond, so it's smell like pretty accurate
to bonfire.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
Uh yeah, yeah, it was like bonfire and it was
like it was like a nice burgundy color and there
was like dried flower petals and it was really good.
I wonder if I still have I keep bath bombs
on hand just in case. I wonder if I still
have a little one of those left a lot.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yeah, I need. I need to get in more like
self care stuff like that for like my own.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Mental Well that maybe that's our I know I said
chaos for twenty twenty five, but maybe that's our that's
our goal as a show for twenty twenty five. Our
last episode was also about taking care of yourself during
you know, the season times. How about let's all also
take care of ourselves because we should. We just should.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
Yeah, you know, it's like it's the thing. I always
love me some good chaos. It's always nice to unwind
after a good amount of chaos.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
But you know exactly Also, missus Creep is sending over
the photos now and wow, this is wild creature. I'll
share this with you. But we are we're hitting the
top of the hour here, so it's time for us
to sign off. So yeah, on that note, we're gonna
go ahead and sign off from Strange Talk.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Good night and good luck.
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
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