Episode 5: Manscaping

The guys discuss the ... ahem ... sensitive topic of manscaping. Teacup also discusses his diagnosis of hydrocephalus while in the Army along with other brain malformations and how amazing it is that he's even alive today. Our intrepid Producer really starts to question her career choices on this one.

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Episode Transcript

>> Chip (00:07):
I am.

>> Teacup (00:07):
Yeah, man. Because you're over here telling me about your goddamn
walkabout, how you really want to do it and all this shit. And
then I'm telling you about the business, and you're like, oh, I'll come fucking
be. Work with you.

>> Chip (00:18):
Well, I can walk about anytime, you know, as long as I'm not
dead. Which we talked about on a different episode where, you
know, you never know when you're gonna die.

>> Teacup (00:25):
But that's true.

>> Chip (00:26):
As long as I'm not dead, I can do my walkabout. There's a dude I watch on
YouTube that's doing his walkabout. He has kids. He moved his
whole family to Alaska to do that thing.

>> Teacup (00:34):
Yeah.

>> Chip (00:34):
So. And the kids love it. They prefer it. He lived
in Virginia.

>> Teacup (00:38):
And, What can I. What can I talk about today?

>> Producer (00:41):
I should probably tell you. You're already recording.

>> Teacup (00:44):
I want to talk about. I want to talk
about. Well,
listen. I mean, it's
obvious, right? You look at me
and you, It's very obvious that I have had some type
of surgery. And I
feel like it's. It's gonna come up, and

(01:04):
I just want to bang that out.

>> Announcer (01:08):
On, missions, they called him
Teacup.

>> Teacup (01:19):
Listen here. Cause I got some shit to tell you.

>> Announcer (01:24):
Now he's telling the boys
what he knows.

>> Chip (01:29):
Wait, what?

>> Announcer (01:33):
This is Teacup talks.

>> Teacup (01:44):
But I want to tell a funny story first.

>> Chip (01:46):
Go for it.

>> Teacup (01:48):
But then we can. We can shoot the shit
about, the planned event, which
was.

>> Producer (01:56):
I've learned to hold plans very loosely with both
of you, but that's close to what you were going to talk about tonight. So
why don't you talk about that, and then I'll let you know if you hit on the topic.

>> Teacup (02:04):
Okay? Oh, one C
has got our back, boy. We can't fuck
up.

>> Chip (02:10):
All right. My listening ears are engaged.

>> Teacup (02:14):
So, listen. No shit. There. I was. Hey, ah, listen. Let me
ask you. Do you manscape?

>> Chip (02:20):
Yes.

>> Teacup (02:21):
All right. It's a must.

>> Chip (02:22):
It is. Especially since we live down here. And it's
hot.

>> Teacup (02:25):
It's friggin hot.

>> Chip (02:26):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (02:27):
But also, you know, you want to be a courteous partner.
Okay.

>> Chip (02:30):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (02:32):
And if I'm, nothing if not
courteous. So, anyways, I manscape and
I go. I go to the skin, brother. I take the razor
blade.

>> Chip (02:40):
Oh, I can't go that far. I don't trust myself, dude. All
right, that's scary.

>> Teacup (02:44):
You use a safety razor. I mean,
it's. You can't get nothing good. I mean, the blades are
so close together. How you gonna get anything caught in there? Now? I have nicked
myself a couple times. No big deal.

>> Chip (02:55):
So sharp that you probably don't feel it.

>> Teacup (02:57):
No, no. You guess. No, no, no. You feel it.

>> Producer (03:00):
I just want to note there are moments I deeply regret
choosing to produce this show.
Go long. You're manscaping.

>> Teacup (03:08):
Go ahead.

>> Chip (03:09):
Blame yourself for this one.

>> Teacup (03:12):
You know,
I don't even know what to say. I'm sorry.
She.

>> Chip (03:20):
She even approved this topic, too.

>> Teacup (03:21):
She did approve. I gave the warning
beforehand.

>> Producer (03:24):
You're not wrong.

>> Teacup (03:25):
Go ahead.

>> Chip (03:26):
There were content warnings.

>> Teacup (03:28):
I didn't blame anyone.

>> Chip (03:28):
Now.

>> Teacup (03:31):
One of my features is my
beautiful beard. I have this
beard because I don't like shaving.

>> Chip (03:39):
I don't like it either. I just don't. Don't think I look good with a, With
any facial hair.
I'm also not there yet. I'm, I might be too young for it.

>> Teacup (03:47):
Still come in a little patchy.

>> Chip (03:50):
Look, it's weird. It, like, it comes in. I wish they could see it, how
I'm moving, but, like, it comes in a little bit, and then when it gets towards here,
it just. And then cuts back down until
here. So there's a weird, like, block on either
side. It's weird.

>> Teacup (04:02):
That might just be your thing, Mandy.

>> Chip (04:04):
Everybody's gotta do, like, handlebars, you know? And. I don't
know.

>> Teacup (04:08):
Oh, handlebars are cool.

>> Chip (04:09):
Absolutely not.

>> Teacup (04:10):
Yes, they are.

>> Chip (04:10):
Well, they're cool on some people. And if they ride Harley
Davidson and or indian style
motorcycles. I do not ride Harley
Davidson.

>> Teacup (04:19):
Just get a hat or a jacket that says. And nobody.
Nobody's the wiser. Listen, I get ingrown
hairs.

>> Chip (04:27):
Everybody does. Oh, you mean.
Okay, sorry. Misunderstood.

>> Teacup (04:31):
So that's why I get the beard. I don't like shaving. Cause I get
them. I had to have a couple cut out of my face, man. It fucking
sucks.

>> Chip (04:38):
Oh, like, bad, bad.

>> Teacup (04:39):
Yeah. yeah. Well, I
was. You know, I shaved my nuts,
and I ended up getting an ingrown hair.

>> Chip (04:50):
That. That's now going to be my.
Like, I'm terrified of that now.

>> Teacup (04:56):
Listen, I've been doing it for a long time. This is the first time this has
happened.
And, you know, obviously,
it was bothering me.

>> Chip (05:07):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (05:07):
And I can't inflict pain on myself, so I showed
sweetness.

>> Chip (05:11):
Oh, God.

>> Teacup (05:13):
Sweetness. She's a doctor.
Pimple popping, loving asthma.

>> Chip (05:18):
Oh, my God.

>> Teacup (05:21):
She says, I got this. I'll get that out.
No, she fucking squeezed it, dude.

>> Chip (05:27):
I thought you said you were courteous. That's not
courteous.

>> Teacup (05:30):
No, I was courteous for shaving. She's courteous for
inflicting damage that I could not do.

>> Chip (05:35):
Oh, my God. You made her.

>> Teacup (05:38):
I didn't make her. she was willing after this, you
can ask her. She was very willing. She wants. She loves
doctor pimple popper, dude.

>> Chip (05:46):
Oh, my God.

>> Teacup (05:47):
You get a cyst or something? She look, Yeah, she loves
it.

>> Chip (05:50):
That's what.

>> Teacup (05:52):
Yeah, so she
squeezes it to get the hair
up.

>> Chip (05:58):
Does it work?

>> Teacup (05:59):
Yeah.

>> Chip (06:00):
Okay. I'm like, is this about to make a very dark
turn?

>> Teacup (06:04):
However.

>> Chip (06:04):
Oh, God. It is.

>> Teacup (06:06):
It's hot here.

>> Chip (06:07):
It is hot here.

>> Teacup (06:08):
Ball sweat. Yeah,
this fucker gets infected.

>> Chip (06:14):
Nice.

>> Teacup (06:15):
Because now it's an open wound because she squeezed the fuck out of
it.

>> Chip (06:18):
Oh, no.

>> Teacup (06:20):
So the next day when I have a
third testicle, I
show my wife,
who says, I can get
that?

>> Chip (06:32):
No, no, no.

>> Teacup (06:34):
She squeezed the fuck out of it again, dude. I. You know,
I didn't have a choice. I had a third testicle, dude. I had to do something.
You gotta do something, bro.

>> Chip (06:42):
You know doctors have like numbing agents and stuff, right?

>> Teacup (06:45):
Yeah, but you don't. Listen,
we're men. We don't go to the doctors first. You don't do that
first. Last resort.

>> Chip (06:52):
Ask producer over there. I. I know. I never go to the
doctor.

>> Teacup (06:55):
That's right. Last resort.

>> Chip (06:57):
I. Dude, I broke my leg at work and I was like, nah, we're
good. I just kept walking around on it. It was fine.

>> Teacup (07:02):
Yeah, and look at you now. You're fine.

>> Chip (07:05):
I have a dent in my leg and it still hurts. It's been a month and a
half.

>> Teacup (07:09):
That's pretty funny. That's pretty
funny. But, ah, at the same time, you're
also a grown man. You could've taken your own ass to the doctor.

>> Chip (07:17):
Oh, I could. I just didn't want to.

>> Teacup (07:19):
It's not that big of a deal. However, when you have a third testicle,
it becomes a big deal.

>> Chip (07:22):
That is a big deal.

>> Teacup (07:25):
So naturally, after the
second squeezing, let's say
that the second milking
of this third testicle. Listen.

>> Chip (07:37):
So we definitely have to mark this.

>> Teacup (07:40):
118 plus, I said, I said. My
wife said, you gotta go to the doctor. And I was like, yeah,
yeah, I'll go tomorrow. And I go to
the va m. And, So
the next day comes, you know.
Cause I'm courteous. I take a nice shower.
I'm about to go present myself

(08:01):
to the doctor.

>> Chip (08:02):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (08:03):
And, So I do that and I go over
there. They call me in the back.
And when I first started
contracting, I had to get a physical done, and I went to the
VA to do it, and my doctor was a female at the time. M.
And one of the things that she had to do was check
my nuts, make sure that, like,

(08:24):
they looked in function normally. I don't know.

>> Chip (08:27):
Well, it's probably to make sure that you're not already, like, messed up,
because it could be a liability.

>> Teacup (08:31):
Ah, hernia or something. I don't know.
So I was just trying to get
out, get her to sign off on this boatload of
paperwork. You know, I was physically fail. I think I was,
like, 28. I was physically fit. No
problems. But she wanted to see everything until we got to
the nuts. She did. She did
not want to see those. And I was like. I was like, what are we

(08:53):
doing? Like, now?
Now, at first, I didn't want to show them to you either.
But now you want to do everything else. Now I'm
curious. I want to make sure they function right. You're the doctor.

>> Chip (09:05):
You're the one that should know.

>> Teacup (09:07):
She said, no, you would know if you had a problem. I was like,
okay, would I, though?

>> Chip (09:11):
I mean, there are some guys that just have no clue, though,
and we'll get into this.

>> Teacup (09:17):
And, so I get into the doctors,
the room, and the nurse is a
female, and there's two of them,
and I'm like, hey, just so you know,
this problem's on my nuts. Just, you know,
I don't mind if it's you two. I don't care who it is.
Just. Just.

>> Chip (09:38):
You're good with it.

>> Teacup (09:39):
Yeah. And they were fine, and
I was like, okay. And then they brought out this
tv, and I was gonna do a
video. What?
Yeah, cuz, like, they didn't have my doctor
moved somewhere. My doctor.

>> Chip (09:56):
Okay.

>> Teacup (09:56):
Somewhere. So I have to get a new doctor. But while I'm
waiting for that, I was gonna get this doctor on this
tv, which I thought was pretty
cool.

>> Chip (10:05):
So your doctor did a
Zoom call. He was gonna look at your nuts.

>> Teacup (10:11):
He was gonna zoom into my nuts.
But listen. But apparently
there's some kind of, like, thing where you can't
show genitals on the. Well.

>> Chip (10:23):
Yeah, because if someone had ill intent.

>> Teacup (10:25):
They could record that, I guess. I didn't really think
about it. I didn't really. I don't. You know, what do I care? I don't give a
shit. Yeah, I don't
know. You seen one nut, you seen them all? Like, I don't
know. I, don't
know.

>> Chip (10:41):
This is a fun episode, man.

>> Teacup (10:45):
And, so they figured that
out. Like, you can't show your stuff on the tv camera tv
thing. So they're like, all right, let me go get the doctor
here. I'm like, oh, okay. So the
doctor comes in. It's a female doctor. So I'm like, hey,
just let you know.
And she was like, yeah, yeah, that's fine. And
she's talking to me and she,

(11:07):
she's asking me about it. I said, hey, listen, I had an
ingrown hair. I told her all about it. Ingrown hair. Wife
squeezed it a couple times. You know, whatever. I think it's
infected. M and
she's like, okay, you know, let's see
it. Well, I said, okay. And as I was standing
up, she goes, what happened there? And she
pointed at the lump and dent on my head.

(11:31):
And so, so I started telling her I was
like, hydrocephalus. And she said, syphilis. And I
was like, fuck.

>> Chip (11:37):
Oh, God.

>> Teacup (11:39):
I said, fuck.

>> Chip (11:40):
No.

>> Teacup (11:41):
Oh my God. I said, hydrocephalus.

>> Chip (11:44):
That's when she's got, she's connecting the dots. She's like, yeah, yeah. Oh,
dog.

>> Teacup (11:47):
She's about to, she's about to look at my junk. I'm over here.
Syphilis. You know, like, m I know exactly what's wrong with this
dude's stuff.

>> Chip (11:54):
Oh, my God.

>> Teacup (11:55):
No, I corrected her real quick. I'm gonna
enunciate it a little better for everybody
listening.
Hydrocephalus,
huh?

>> Chip (12:06):
Google it.

>> Teacup (12:07):
Google it. Anyways.
And so we started talking about
that a bit, and she's like, wow, you
know, you're lucky, you know, because it's crazy. And we're gonna get into
this. M and I was like, yeah. She goes, and you know, to look like
this and to be like this, you know? I'm like, yeah.
And she was like, all Right, let's see it. I'm like, all Right, let's see it.

(12:28):
And I pulled my pants down and I showed her my stuff,
you know, in a warm room.
It was down by the right testicle.
The room gets a little chilly.
I don't have to explain. I don't have to explain.

>> Chip (12:43):
The imagination can take over.

>> Teacup (12:45):
Yeah. I
had to move my my stuff a little bit for her to see it. And then
she started, she started squeezing on it,
and I'm like, I'm like, are you gonna lancet? You know, I'm like,
I want to get, I want to get this over with. Yeah, yeah.
Lance it. Get the, get the shit out and
let's, you know, move on and give.

>> Chip (13:05):
Me something so it doesn't keep going again.

>> Teacup (13:07):
Well, she just gave me an antibiotic and she was like, I'm gonna make an
appointment with you, for you with urology, so
we can get an ultrasound. So I gotta get an ultrasound of my,
of my nuts now. Make sure everything's good.

>> Chip (13:19):
I actually had one of those one time, because,
believe it or not, Covid. One of the long term side
effects of COVID in some, adolescent at the
time meant, am I. That's a good question. Am I still
considered an adolescent?

>> Teacup (13:32):
No.

>> Chip (13:32):
At night?

>> Teacup (13:35):
No, no, no.

>> Chip (13:36):
Okay. I don't know when that stops, so. But at the time,
adolescent, there, you'll get
random ball cramps, like,
we're talking debilitating. And I. And my
body decided to get one at freaking. What was it, 10:00
at night? It was great. So. And I didn't know what was going
on.

>> Teacup (13:53):
And I learned about, this is gonna be too much. But you sure you didn't
just have to, like, take care of some stuff? No, because
I.

>> Chip (14:01):
No, I went. But, we did end up going to the ER because I
like, because I learned about this thing called a testicular
torsion. You know what that is?

>> Teacup (14:08):
I do know what that is.

>> Chip (14:09):
Terrifying.

>> Teacup (14:10):
My buddy had it and ended up losing his nut.

>> Chip (14:12):
Exactly. And I'm like, dude, this hurt so bad.

>> Teacup (14:14):
I think he got his from running well.

>> Chip (14:16):
And I was like, I was going through my house, like, have I done
anything, like, weird? I don't know. I'd been kayaking a
bunch. I'd been paddle boarding. I mean, maybe. Cause my.
I don't know, something could be wrong. So I went to the ER
and, yeah, that was also so a
bunch of the guy doctors came in, right? And they're
looking at it and they're like, so we're going to order an ultrasound.

(14:36):
Okay. So I go to this other room after.
We were sitting there for probably like 2 hours waiting on them. We were just
sitting there. Nobody came in. We went into the room,
they asked me some questions. They looked at it. 2 hours, we're sitting
there. Nothing. Nobody comes in to check on us.
Nothing. We're just sitting there like, hope they remembered we're here. So
finally she comes in to give the ultrasound. She,

(14:56):
which also athenae, 15, was,
in the back of my head, of course, 15 year old brain
is thinking, I wonder if this is weird or not.

>> Teacup (15:05):
But no, mine was. Mine would have been thinking,
like, jesus, I hope my pants don't get tight.

>> Chip (15:11):
Which they did not. I was. I was very. I
was courteous.

>> Teacup (15:19):
That's great, dude.

>> Chip (15:20):
Yeah, it was weird because I didn't. I
thought ultrasound gelatinous. Was cold.
Not. It's warm. So it, was weird.
It was really weird.

>> Teacup (15:29):
Listen, I think. I think they did you a solid.
I think they warmed it for you.

>> Chip (15:34):
Maybe trying to help me out a little bit.

>> Teacup (15:36):
I think they do it for everybody, not just you. You
know, I was.

>> Chip (15:40):
It was probably top three
weirdest experiences I've ever had. Because also, at,
like, 15, you're thinking, I wonder again. I wonder if this is
weird. It's not. They're doctors. Get over
it. They do this for a living.
Can you believe that? They chose to.

>> Teacup (15:56):
My son did this one time. He was getting his nuts checked by the
doctor, and as soon as the doctor was like, all right,
you gotta, pull your pants down, turn your head, and cough.
My son just started giggling. He was like,
seven or eight. He just started giggling uncontrollably.
I was just like, oh, God, this is,
uncomfortable. Like,
I would hate to. To be one of these doctors.

(16:19):
Honestly. Not. Not my
doctor. I wouldn't hate to be my doctor, because, like, they're like, hey,
dude, we're gonna touch your nuts. I'm like, hey, okay. You
know.

>> Chip (16:28):
Okay.

>> Teacup (16:29):
Do you. Do you need me to do anything?
You know, sometimes
they need you to do something. You know, like, sometimes you gotta hold
it. I don't like those times. Like, I'm. I'm
like, if I'm at the doctors, you're the medical professional.
You should hold it.

>> Chip (16:46):
Oh, no. So she used a towel. A
warm towel.

>> Teacup (16:50):
It was. That's it.

>> Chip (16:52):
was. Yeah. And she. She moved. She moved it and then went.
Put the thing over to kind of hold it out of the way because, of course, she had to work, so.

>> Teacup (16:58):
But you're also. She knew you were 15. She's not
scumbags.

>> Chip (17:01):
Exactly.

>> Teacup (17:04):
I can see a grown man being like, it probably said
something stupid. I can just imagine it.
I wouldn't want to be.

>> Chip (17:11):
I also. I almost slept through it because it was, like, 04:00 in the
morning. So, like, by that, at that point, I had slept in that
room. So I don't. I only
vaguely remember looking over at the ultrasound and being like,
oh, that's cool. And then that's about it.

>> Teacup (17:25):
You saw your own nuts?

>> Chip (17:26):
I did.

>> Teacup (17:28):
From the inside.

>> Chip (17:29):
Yeah. It was kind of
interesting, actually.
It's like when I got an x ray for my. When I broke my bone.
That I thought that was super cool. Even though, like, that's
common.

>> Teacup (17:41):
I feel like. I feel like that, you know, that happens all the time. just about everybody
seen an x ray of one of their bones or something.
Not everybody has seen an ultrasound
video of their nuts.

>> Chip (17:51):
It was cool. I thought it was cool.

>> Teacup (17:54):
I have a video of my brain surgery.

>> Chip (17:56):
That's cool.

>> Teacup (17:57):
And so I kind of wanted to get into that.

>> Chip (18:25):
Go for it.

>> Teacup (18:27):
So the lump indent is from two surgeries.
Now, I kind of explained this to you a little bit.

>> Chip (18:33):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (18:34):
but I found out that I
was afflicted with hydrocephalus,
not to be confused
with some venereal disease
when somebody doesn't enunciate properly. Sounds
similar.

>> Producer (18:51):
We should probably define for the audience.

>> Chip (18:53):
What hydrocephalus, I was about to say.

>> Teacup (18:54):
So hydrocephalus means water on the
brain. So I had
hydrocephalus, aqueductal
stenosis, and I got a cavernous
malformation as well.
But I didn't know about this until I was in the military.
And it's crazy how I found out. I was about to deploy

(19:16):
and we were doing all this bullshit, getting ready to deploy.
And one, of the things
as you go and you get your hearing checked and you get your
vision checked and you get all these shots and everything. Well,
I had not done so hot on the hearing
test, so they said, hey, you're going to go and do
a MRI to make sure you don't have a tumor on your

(19:36):
eardrum. I was like, all Right, cool.
So I go do the MRI,
the neurosurgeon's office calls me, says, hey,
you don't have a tumor on your eardrum. So that's
good.

>> Chip (19:48):
Nice.

>> Teacup (19:49):
Yeah. But you
do have something else, and we need you to come
in. And so they gave me an appointment.

>> Chip (19:57):
They didn't tell you?

>> Teacup (19:59):
No.

>> Chip (20:00):
They're just like, hey, man, no, they.

>> Teacup (20:02):
Don'T do that over the phone.

>> Chip (20:03):
So there's something else wrong with you and you're just gonna live with
it until your appointment. Just.

>> Teacup (20:07):
Yeah, just be cool. I guess
I was just like, I, wonder what it is.

>> Chip (20:13):
Oh, I would be. I'd be freaking out. I'd be like, what? Cuz
it's one thing if they're like, if it's something about, you know,
your.

>> Teacup (20:20):
Hand, why would you freak out about that?

>> Chip (20:23):
Because there's somewhat with your brain that could kill you.

>> Teacup (20:25):
Yeah, but it doesn't matter. This. It's out of our control. Dude, you
know how to do brain surgery? I can't do it.

>> Chip (20:30):
Nope.

>> Teacup (20:31):
Not out of my control. I don't care. Well,
you can't do it.

>> Chip (20:35):
Well, exactly. I feel like I could do
it. Whether the person will survive it, we don't
know.

>> Teacup (20:41):
You stay at a holiday inn or something
all of a sudden. All of a sudden you're a fucking brain
surgeon.

>> Chip (20:47):
Yep. Oh, no, bro. We stay at the motel eight. We're good
now.

>> Teacup (20:52):
I think that joke went over chip's head.

>> Producer (20:55):
Yeah, I don't think he knows what that means.

>> Chip (20:58):
Did I miss something?

>> Teacup (20:59):
Yeah, that's all right. I did.

>> Chip (21:00):
I do a child thing.

>> Producer (21:01):
We're not old enough for those.

>> Teacup (21:03):
That's all right. We have audience members
that are. And they'll get it, and they'll laugh, and then they'll laugh
at you. And it's all a good
laugh. And it's for
good times. It's funny when
you're like, huh? And I'm like, yeah, man,
that's funny.

>> Chip (21:22):
Anyways, you're so.

>> Teacup (21:23):
There used to be. There used to be a commercial, and some dude would be on,
like, some bullshit cruise or some. Somewhere
something. They'd be like, is there a doctor in the
house? And some guy was like, I can help here?
And he starts doing all this bullshit, saving a baby or something.
And they're like, oh, my God. And he was like, I have to tell you, I'm not a doctor, but I did
stay at a Holiday inn last night.

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Cause you were supposed to be real smart for staying at Holiday
Inns. That's the.

>> Chip (21:48):
Oh, what?

>> Producer (21:49):
Yeah, it worked.

>> Chip (21:50):
You got.

>> Teacup (21:51):
It did work, you guys.

>> Producer (21:52):
We stayed at Holiday Inn.

>> Teacup (21:53):
I like holiday Inns day.

>> Chip (21:55):
You guys were okay. You guys were just built different
because we were. What was that show we were watching last night?

>> Producer (22:00):
I had them watch the 1981
episode of Gallagher.

>> Chip (22:05):
I swear, you guys, crack all the time.

>> Teacup (22:08):
I like.

>> Chip (22:08):
There had to have been something in your water.

>> Teacup (22:10):
He died, though, didn't he?

>> Producer (22:11):
I think he did recently die like
you.

>> Chip (22:15):
How. How do you. There were maybe three.

>> Teacup (22:18):
You enjoyed it, though, didn't you?

>> Chip (22:20):
There are about three,
realistically, three to four to five minutes where I was
like, oh, that was funny. The rest of. I'm like, what is going. What is wrong
with this guy? Is he okay? Is he having a mental
breakdown? What's going on?

>> Teacup (22:33):
So you did not enjoy it? I thought.

>> Chip (22:36):
I mean, kind of.

>> Teacup (22:36):
Valagar is hilarious.

>> Chip (22:37):
Here's the thing.

>> Producer (22:38):
He died in November of 22.

>> Chip (22:40):
I enjoyed it. Not from a. Oh, this is actually funny.
I enjoyed it from a. It's like watching a
train wreck. So you're like,
I don't know whether I should be laughing or calling a mental
professional.

>> Teacup (22:53):
He's funny. He smashes shit. And you're, like,
involved. You get seeds, actually,
and pulp, and it's fun.

>> Chip (23:02):
The best part of the show was when he
winds up like, okay. So they try and smash
these two watermelons together, and only one of them explodes. The
other one's just hanging there, and it's completely fine. So he just
looks at the thing, almost, like, offended that it
didn't explode.

>> Teacup (23:17):
It was supposed to explode. He was offended.

>> Chip (23:20):
So he just walks. He looks at it, kind of gets, like,
angry, and then walks up and just smashes
one punch. The thing explodes everywhere.
I'm like, I swear, there had to be something in that where it exploded. There's no way he
hit it.

>> Teacup (23:32):
Nah, Gallagher ain't no bitch. He's.

>> Chip (23:33):
Dude, he's a sleeper. Just comes up, thing
explodes.

>> Teacup (23:37):
He probably had that old man strength. I think he was in his forties
or something at that time.

>> Producer (23:42):
No way. He was born in 1946.
So, yeah, at that point, he was. What is
that? It was 81. Was the episode that I thought he.

>> Chip (23:50):
Was a young guy that was. That had, like, a bad haircut and
stuff to intentionally look older.

>> Teacup (23:55):
No, bad haircut was just funny.

>> Producer (23:58):
Well, he, he did not see an episode from the
arena when the sledge o matic would
come down on the watermelon.

>> Chip (24:04):
He.

>> Producer (24:05):
He watched an early episode where Gallagher would smash
to. He would smash things with the sledge o matic, but he
wasn't up to yet smashing the watermelon.

>> Chip (24:13):
oh, he smashed a pineapple with the.

>> Teacup (24:14):
Listen, I just suggest you continue your gallagher journey.
Enjoy, buddy. Enjoy.

>> Producer (24:20):
Anyway, you found out you had hydrocephalus.

>> Teacup (24:22):
Yeah, I was just about to go back to that,
so I found out I had. All right, so they said,
hey, we're going to make an appointment for you. You're going to go see the
neurosurgeon. So I go into the
neurosurgeon's office, and, you know, you had to be
in uniform to go to these appointments,
depending upon what the appointment was. So
sometimes it was Pt's. If they were, like, gonna look at your nuts, for

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example, you went in Pt, so you have to take a bunch of shit
off. But I went in my,
camo, my ac is,
and I open the door. I go, and the doc's sitting
there, and he's like, hey. I'm
like, good afternoon, sir.
And he's like, are you

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so and so? And I'm like, yes.
And he goes, you're in the military.
And I'm looking at my uniform and I look at him and I'm like, yes,
sir. Then I'll just give these away.

>> Chip (25:19):
Nah, I just like wearing it, bro.

>> Teacup (25:21):
And he says, he says, you went to basic training
ait, you did all that stuff and now
you're. And I was like, yes, sir.

>> Chip (25:29):
How many years have you been in at this point?

>> Teacup (25:30):
I had only been in for like a year.

>> Chip (25:31):
Not even. Okay.

>> Teacup (25:33):
It wasn't. No, it was actually, it was a year
at that point.
A little over a year, actually. So
I said, yes, sir. And then, once we got through this
madness, because, like, he was
taken aback, like, I walked in and I'm, And he sits,
I sit down and he starts going over, like, my

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mri m and I'm looking at my
brain and, like, the ventricles.
So the hydrocephalus, you have spinal
fluid. Everybody has it. It
protects your brain, it keeps it
moist for most people. There's some people with dry,
smooth brains,
but ours are moist and lumpy.

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And, you know, these
ventricles help pass this
fluid out so it can get cleaned
and you, you know, get rid of it. And new fluid comes in and it just
repeats over and over again.
But you have a point in your brain where
the fluids drop out.

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So that was really small on me. And the fluids weren't
dropping out at an appropriate rate, which
was causing my ventricles to swell up. So
the ventricles. Oh, dude, the pictures of the ventricles.
I'll see if I can find this stuff and maybe we'll put it on the website or
something. It's, it's pretty gnarly,
but the ventricles are huge. Like, taking

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up a lot of. There was a lot less gray matter
than there should been.

>> Chip (27:03):
What's gray matter?

>> Teacup (27:04):
That's your brain.

>> Chip (27:05):
Oh, okay. That's like the actual brain part of the brain.

>> Teacup (27:08):
Yeah.

>> Chip (27:08):
Okay, so gray.

>> Producer (27:14):
Did you not know that brains are gray?

>> Chip (27:16):
No, I thought they were pink or like flesh color.

>> Teacup (27:19):
Well, I mean, but have
you.

>> Producer (27:22):
Ever heard a brain called gray matter?

>> Teacup (27:25):
There's fluid in your brain, so like, when
it's alive and. But when it's not alive,
it's.

>> Chip (27:31):
Oh, that makes sense. Okay.

>> Teacup (27:33):
It's gray matter.
You good?

>> Chip (27:39):
That was the last. Yeah, I'm good. I just didn't know
that, man.

>> Teacup (27:43):
I see. I love it. I love
it.

>> Chip (27:46):
Don't believe I didn't get taught that in school.

>> Producer (27:48):
Okay, to be clear, why would you.

>> Teacup (27:50):
Why would you get taught that in school?

>> Chip (27:51):
I took biology. They wouldn't teach us that.

>> Teacup (27:54):
What were you learning in biology?

>> Chip (27:55):
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. That's about all I got.

>> Teacup (27:58):
That's pretty cool, man. Cuz you can go and you can plant shit now and
you know why it grows. That's cool.

>> Chip (28:03):
Yeah, I already knew that.

>> Producer (28:04):
Okay, so 40% of your brain
is gray matter. 60% is made of
white matter. Gray matter is
neuronal cell bodies.

>> Teacup (28:14):
Oh, we were all way off except for one c.
So. So like,
the ventricles were taking up a lot of space. M so this
guy, this neurosurgeon was just like amazed that
I could walk and talk, because with the.

>> Producer (28:31):
So are we, Teacup.

>> Teacup (28:33):
So are we with the
level of, like, pressure that was going on
there, and the amount of
space that was taken up by these ventricles.
And then like, you know, I find out
from this gentleman that, like, most people that are born with this
condition are severely handicapped and don't live very

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long. and I don't know what
the number is of people that are born
like this. And then also, like now, because you have all these
imagings and all this, people go get their kid's
image when they're in the womb. We can figure these things out a lot
sooner and they can get taken care of sooner. But like, obviously I was born in the
eighties. You know, my mom just

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assumed she had another fat headed kid, you
know, no big deal.
And I didn't have any symptoms.

>> Producer (29:22):
Well, 50% of
infants who fail to have their
hydrocephalus treated, which would be you.

>> Teacup (29:29):
That's me.

>> Producer (29:30):
50% of them die.

>> Chip (29:34):
It was a 50 50 whether this dude is sitting right
here.

>> Teacup (29:37):
That's wild.

>> Chip (29:38):
Less than that, actually.

>> Teacup (29:39):
That's wild. So listen, I got this cavernous
malformation as well. And I'm like, I'm talking
to the neurosurgeon. I'm like, how does this happen? Because I used to do some
boxing. I obviously done a few illicit drugs
here and there. And I'm like, fuck, did I do this to myself?
And so he's like, no. He goes, I think.
I think you had like a blood clot

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when you were in utero. He said,
I think it should have killed you. He said, but
I think the hydrocephalus
helped push the pressure in your brain, helped
push that blood clot out. So, like, the
hydrocephalus saved your life.
And I was like, oh, that's friggin insane.

>> Chip (30:20):
So it saved your life, but also at the same
time.

>> Teacup (30:24):
Well, the cavernous malformation is a dangerous thing,
apparently.

>> Chip (30:28):
And what is that then?

>> Teacup (30:29):
It's just like a group of cells.

>> Producer (30:32):
A, cavernous malformation is a cluster of abnormal,
leaky blood vessels in the brain that can resemble a
raspberry.

>> Teacup (30:39):
What happens if. What happens if it
ruptures?

>> Producer (30:44):
You die.

>> Chip (30:45):
Oh, so your fuel lines are leaking.

>> Teacup (30:47):
So at some point, this, this guy.

>> Producer (30:50):
She says, with all the love in.

>> Teacup (30:51):
The world, this guy tells me, he's like, yeah. He
goes, at some point, you know, like, those can
rupture. And he's with the location
of it. He's like, you're. There's
nothing we can do about that.

>> Producer (31:05):
Well, this does say that cavernous malformations
are rarely Life threatening. Because a cavernous.
Cavernous, that's a, that's a tongue twister. A cavernous
malformation is not a brain tumor or cancer. It
does not affect Life expectancy in this same
way that those conditions might. Because it can be
managed. Well, because it can be managed, which

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you do, right? Do you managers.

>> Teacup (31:28):
I don't know how to. There's nothing I can do for it.

>> Producer (31:32):
Hm.

>> Chip (31:33):
It also just sounds rant, like at.
Just random.

>> Teacup (31:37):
Yeah. You know, like as you get older, your
cells age, your cells age and they
just gradually fall apart. I think,
oh, man, we're gonna get so many smart people
to come on here and be smarter than us
and explain it.

>> Chip (31:52):
This is how it actually works.

>> Teacup (31:53):
But I think, I don't think we're far off here. But anyways, these
cells age and they just deteriorate. So at
some point that could eventually happen, or, you
know, until a car accident ruptures
and I just die or something.

>> Producer (32:06):
Well, this says the most serious complications of cerebral
cavernous malformations.

>> Chip (32:11):
There you go.

>> Producer (32:12):
Stem from repeated bleeding known as
hemorrhages. Ccms that bleed over and over again
may cause a hemorrhagic stroke and lead to
damage in the nervous system.

>> Teacup (32:22):
Fuck it, we're here for a good time, not a long time.
You know, that's wild.

>> Chip (32:30):
Could randomly just be like, and I'm
out.

>> Producer (32:33):
Yeah, it could just hemorrhage. And you have a stroke.

>> Teacup (32:36):
Yeah.

>> Chip (32:36):
At any time.

>> Teacup (32:37):
I mean, anything can happen to anybody.

>> Chip (32:41):
Oh, my God.

>> Teacup (32:42):
So then he says, he goes, you shouldn't even
be here. And I'm like, what?
He's like, you're not supposed to be in the military. Like, there's no
way I was like, I didn't know about it.
He goes, he said, so you. You
didn't know about it? And I was like, no. He said, well, you're not supposed to be
here.

>> Chip (33:00):
Well, now what? Cause I am.

>> Teacup (33:02):
Wow. Yeah. So he wanted. He was telling me
that I should. I could medically separate
and from the military, but I was about to
deploy and, you know, you do all the
training and all that stuff and, you.

>> Chip (33:14):
Know, get all hyped up.

>> Teacup (33:15):
Yeah. You get all hyped up and jacked up on, you know,
rippets and whatever,
and I,

>> Chip (33:22):
Patriotism.

>> Teacup (33:23):
Yeah. So I asked him, I was like, hey, if I'm not having any symptoms
of anything, can I just stay in? And he said, yeah,
I'll sign off on it. I was like, sweet.

>> Producer (33:32):
Wait, you deployed after you knew you had this?

>> Teacup (33:35):
Yeah,
I signed up.

>> Chip (33:40):
But let's think about it, right?

>> Teacup (33:41):
I signed up. You. I made a commitment.

>> Chip (33:43):
Well, let's think about it rationally here. If you're
in a war zone, you could die at any time anyway, so.

>> Teacup (33:49):
Like, let's be worth it.

>> Chip (33:50):
The same? Yeah, it's the same. Like,
you know how.

>> Teacup (33:55):
You know how on the, last episode or
whatever you were talking about, like, going and
on your walkabout and whatever
bullshit, and, like, you wanted to. You wanted to do
something with your life.

>> Chip (34:08):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (34:08):
you wanted to plant your flag somehow.

>> Chip (34:11):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (34:11):
I think, you know, something similar. Something similar.
And I think young men do that. But
I'll tell you this. You know how many young men went to
war?

>> Chip (34:22):
A few thousand. Oh, you're talking over
time. Oh, over time.

>> Teacup (34:26):
There is not one trail that has. Has not been
walked. You're not. You're not discovering anything.
And so.

>> Chip (34:33):
Oh, you want to bet?

>> Teacup (34:34):
I mean, actually, you know what people are? You know what?
People are finding new insects all the time and stuff.
It'll be cool.

>> Chip (34:41):
There are places in the sea that have never. No person
has ever seen. Yeah.

>> Teacup (34:45):
you're not going there.

>> Chip (34:46):
Why not?

>> Teacup (34:47):
That's expensive.

>> Chip (34:50):
Somewhat. If you go via sailboat, it's just
sketchy as and could get you killed.

>> Teacup (34:55):
Wait a second. No, no, no. I'm talking about inside the
ocean, like, deep under.

>> Chip (35:00):
Oh, no, I'm talking surface there. There are
surfaces there no one's ever seen. We
have no idea what's on the bottom of the.

>> Teacup (35:07):
I bet you. I bet you that the surfaces
of those oceans that those people that people haven't
seen look very similar to the surfaces of the oceans
that have been seen.

>> Chip (35:16):
But how do we know there's not some underwater thing that affects
the surface of the water there.

>> Teacup (35:21):
I don't give a shit.

>> Chip (35:21):
How do we know there's not some God underwater
volcano that can we just.

>> Producer (35:26):
Did you have surgery. I'm very concerned. Did you have
surgery to correct this? Are you.
No. You're looking.

>> Teacup (35:33):
The cavernous malformation.

>> Producer (35:34):
Yes.

>> Teacup (35:35):
No, I can't do anything about that.
It's in the location of
it. So if we were to, like,
I'm trying to illustrate. If you were to,
like, if you cut my, my
head in half, like.

>> Chip (35:52):
At the nose, and cut it hamburger style.

>> Teacup (35:55):
And cut it in half hamburger style,
it's like, somewhere, like, in
that it's in the middle. It's in the middle and it's low.

>> Chip (36:05):
So if you tried to cut into it, you might nick, like, oh,
man.

>> Producer (36:10):
So wait, you started this, though, by saying that you were
explaining the thing on your head.

>> Teacup (36:14):
So I did end up having surgery for the
hydrocephalus. We can correct
hydrocephalus before you deployed? No.

>> Chip (36:23):
Oh. I was like, hold on a minute.

>> Teacup (36:24):
So I went on that deployment. I spent 15 months in Iraq.
It was fun. I came
back, we got ready for
another deployment. I went on that
deployment. That was twelve months. And at the end of
that deployment, I started
losing my vision.

>> Chip (36:42):
Oh, that's fun.

>> Teacup (36:43):
And then. No, it wasn't. It was kind of. Listen, I'm, not
going to lie, man, and I don't care what anybody says.
I was a little nervous when that started happening.

>> Chip (36:52):
Well, and you're in a war zone, so, like, you know, if you
start.

>> Teacup (36:55):
Oh, no, no. I don't want, I don't want to give you the wrong impression. At this
time, I was a battle captain.

>> Chip (37:00):
A. What does that mean? That sounds like some Sci-Fi stuff.

>> Teacup (37:03):
No, no, no. I sat in a talk, which is a tactical
operation center.

>> Chip (37:07):
Oh. And I just, my video game says that they go, they're
like, talk. we got one suspect down here. It's a,
it's a police thing also.

>> Teacup (37:14):
Yeah. So, yeah, please will try
to mimic m the army and have a talk as well.

>> Chip (37:19):
Or it's a swat, that games a SWAT team game.

>> Teacup (37:21):
Yeah, like I said. But,
when that happened and I came, I came
back. So just like when you're getting ready to deploy
and you're doing all this bullshit, hearing
vision shots and all that stuff, when you come back,
you do the same thing. and I was talking to
a nurse there and I said, hey, I need to make an appointment.

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for this hydrocephalus, I was having a little bit of trouble.
And she goes, you have hydrocephalus? And I was like,
yeah. And she goes, oh, my God,
how are you in the army? And we start doing this bullshit
again. So I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Well, I tell her the story and everything, but then she starts telling
me about this patient she has, 21

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years old. And, I think at the time, I think I was
20. I want to say I was
26. But her patient that
she's talking about, 21 years old, wakes up
one morning completely blind,
and she. And she's like,
I'm not going to tell you anymore. I think I said enough. And I was like, oh,

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no, you don't have. No, you
don't. You don't start that bullshit. Get me all worked up, and I'm
finished. She goes, well, I won't
tell you his name or anything. I'm like, I, don't want to. I don't care about his name.
She starts finishing it. She says, yeah, woke up blind.
So we find out he has hydrocephalus.
They do his surgery, put a shunt in, which is what I
have. And,

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like, a lot of times what happens is when you
have surgeries, you can get infections.

>> Chip (38:52):
Mm

>> Teacup (38:53):
Apparently this gentleman got an infection. He ended up dying, like, a few
days later. It's dangerous, boy.

>> Chip (38:59):
Yeah. I mean, you're cutting your head over.

>> Teacup (39:00):
Yeah, it's
dangerous. And then it's like the blood brain. You're
breaking the blood brain barrier and everything. That's not, you
know, you're not supposed to do that.

>> Chip (39:11):
So it's either let them
cut open your brain or your head.

>> Teacup (39:17):
That's my sweet love leaving.

>> Chip (39:19):
Either cut open your head and
put this thing in, or just go blind and
maybe die.

>> Teacup (39:26):
Anyway, listen, the only option
was to get the shot. We weren't going to fuck
around with that, dude. It's like when you have a third
testicle, you go to the freaking doctors, you know? Like, you.
You know, at some
point, you have to be like, all right. I
tried to walk it off as best I could, and we have

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to let a professional do it now.

>> Chip (39:47):
So, like, does it hurt?

>> Teacup (39:49):
Does what hurt?

>> Chip (39:51):
The shunt. Like, now.

>> Teacup (39:52):
Now, you know, it's weird. Like,
so the shunt, basically, it's a
pump. It pumps the fluid out a different
way, and it comes out through a
tube that's, like, right
here, if we had a camera. This is not a vein.
That's a tube. And it goes down to my stomach, and that's
where all the spinal fluid goes. Now,

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this tube is, like, right underneath
my skin, and while it's
underneath the muscle, too, so it's up, like, up against your breast plate
and behind, the muscle. So, like, sometimes when I
stretch, I can feel that tube
pulling, and. Oh, that's so weird.
It does feel weird. It does feel weird.

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But, like, honestly, when I feel it, I know I'm alive.
Yeah. That's why
it does feel.

>> Chip (40:42):
When I feel this tube get a little tight, I'm like,
oh. Oh, that's livid, man.

>> Teacup (40:48):
It does. It feels weird when, you
know, it only happens once in a while. It gets a little bunched
up, I guess.

>> Producer (40:55):
Do they ever have to replace the tube, or.

>> Teacup (40:57):
This is so. And I was gonna say this because
I have a video of the first surgery I
had, which was not the shunt. So, the
first surgery, they stuck, like, this
device in there with this balloon, like, device
on the end of it, and they blew up the balloon to make the
space bigger so that the fluid would

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drain on its natural way.
But the space closed back up, like, a few months after the
surgery. So that's when we went and did the
shunt.

>> Chip (41:27):
Your body was like, bro, I've been doing this so long. Don't try and change
it right now. I don't feel like it.

>> Teacup (41:32):
Yeah. You know, and I was. I tell
people this is. Because this is insane. and I'm. I'm
gonna get. I'm gonna get sweetness to find the pictures of my
brain. So we'll see if we can put it up on the weekend.
The website.

>> Chip (41:44):
What does teacups brain look like, bro?

>> Teacup (41:47):
The ventricles. Listen,
I. Listen, I'm gonna toot my own horn right now.
I think I'm a pretty smart person. You
know, I at least went
to this type of.

>> Producer (41:59):
Just let it go.

>> Teacup (41:59):
Just, you know,
I went to the 10th grade, you know.

>> Chip (42:07):
Wait, I made it through further than he did. I made it to the
11th one.

>> Teacup (42:11):
Joke's, on you. I have an associate's degree, asshole.

>> Chip (42:13):
Dang it.

>> Teacup (42:16):
But, you know,
it just goes to show that
you can have an awful lot of
ventricle where brain is supposed to
be, and you still be all right.
You're gonna be all right. Did you ever hear the story,
like, there's a few of these where the guy where, like, a kid

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or dude, like, will lose part of their head and part of their
brain?

>> Chip (42:39):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (42:40):
And they'll. That's. Those are insane.

>> Chip (42:43):
There was a, that's like you.

>> Producer (42:44):
Were a single artery umbilical cord. And that wasn't supposed to be.
Okay.

>> Chip (42:48):
I'm still here. There was a guy. I forgot.
It happened, like, the 18 hundreds. These two dudes got in a
duel, right? Both of them got shots off
before the, like, both of them shot. Both of them hit
each other, which is extremely rare. Usually they might both
shoot, but they'll both miss because those. They
were cap and bald. Extremely inaccurate.

>> Teacup (43:09):
Smooth barrel.

>> Chip (43:10):
Both of them hit each other. One guy.
Both of them get hit in the face. One of them dies. The
other one has a channel bored through
his head, lives to tell the
tale. All he has is like, he's got this hole
right here that they. I point right here, right
above his right eye that, like, filled
in, and then he's got another one in the back.

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But, like, they x rayed his, like,
not x rayed. What's that called?

>> Producer (43:37):
MRI.

>> Teacup (43:38):
They didn't have m when he
was still dissected once.

>> Producer (43:43):
He was dead.

>> Chip (43:44):
Yeah.
So he, like, there was a
channel, like, I think they said it was like two inches wide,
bored through his head. And he walked around, he lived until.

>> Teacup (43:53):
He was like, there's people that get stabbed in the head and they're walking
around, don't even know they're stabbed, or like.

>> Chip (43:57):
Yeah.

>> Teacup (43:58):
Weird shit, man. The brain is.

>> Chip (44:01):
It doesn't make sense.

>> Teacup (44:03):
No, it's incredible.

>> Producer (44:06):
No, I had a hairdresser that they
removed almost half of her brain. She could
still cut hair like crazy. She was great.

>> Chip (44:14):
Oh, dude, fun fact. First of all, you can sell parts of
your liver. You only need 25% of your
liver to live, and your liver grows
back. So, technically, and I think they said if you cut
it back, it'll all grow back in, like,
four years. So you could. Every four
years, and it's worth a lot, you could sell

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75% of your liver.

>> Producer (44:37):
Full disclosure, that is illegal in this country doing
so.

>> Teacup (44:40):
This sounds like some. I have free will,
some back page.

>> Producer (44:45):
No.

>> Chip (44:46):
There's this thing called the dark web.

>> Teacup (44:48):
No dark web bullshit.

>> Chip (44:51):
It's remarkably easy to get onto, and it's legal. It's
just what you do on the dark web, that might be
illegal.

>> Teacup (44:58):
you know what I'm not doing selling any piece of my
liver.

>> Chip (45:02):
I'm telling you, there are times where I'm like, dude,
I don't think I've.

>> Teacup (45:06):
Ever been hurt in that bad. I've been real fucking
poor, dude. I don't think I've ever been hurt in that bad. Where
I was like, I wish I.

>> Chip (45:13):
Remembered how much it was.

>> Teacup (45:14):
It was.

>> Chip (45:14):
But it was a lot of money
for your liver. Look. Yeah, look it
up. How much is a human liver worth?

>> Producer (45:26):
Livers are worth about
$557,000.

>> Teacup (45:29):
So three quarters of that, we are nothing.
No, no. I don't even think. We shouldn't even. We shouldn't even
have said that number. We're gonna have a bunch.
Your generation ate tide pods. We're gonna have a
bunch of.

>> Chip (45:42):
Hey, don't lump me in with that.

>> Teacup (45:43):
20 year olds trying to sell their fucking
liver for some, like, Taylor Swift
concert tickets or something.

>> Chip (45:51):
I'm telling. Dude, I'd be able to afford rent Taylor
Swift tickets.

>> Teacup (45:56):
I don't know. They're expensive.

>> Producer (45:59):
The name of Taylor in this conversation.

>> Teacup (46:01):
Listen, she. Listen, she's very talented. You leave
her alone there. Therefore, the tickets happen
to be kind of expensive. Or they can be.
And I imagine there are some t sweezy
fans that will sell a liver. Maybe not theirs, maybe
chips.

>> Chip (46:17):
Hey, I never said I wanted my
liver to be sold. I said it was
possible.

>> Teacup (46:23):
That's all right. In this scenario, you don't even have an option there.
You're in a motel bathroom, like, barely
awake.

>> Producer (46:30):
According to Wikipedia, it is four thousand dollars to one hundred fifty seven
thousand dollars that you can get.

>> Chip (46:34):
Dude, I'm telling you, but you can't get it.

>> Producer (46:37):
In this country, it's illegal. To be very clear to every
license.

>> Chip (46:40):
How much does a passport cost?

>> Producer (46:41):
We are in the United States, and we are in no way
advocating for the sale or purchase
of body organs.

>> Chip (46:48):
How much does a passport cost?

>> Teacup (46:50):
So, ultimately, what I want to say
is that you have a shot.
When we have things that are, like, weird
and we try to take care of
ourselves, at some point
we have to just say, hey, we need
a professional involved here.

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I say
we draw that line
at dicks and
balls, like, always. Get a doctor
involved in that.

>> Chip (47:24):
Agreed. Can't mess with that.

>> Teacup (47:26):
Nope. I think your booty hole. You got a
problem with your booty hole? Get the doctor involved.

>> Chip (47:31):
Well, yeah, because it's within the close vicinity of the rest of
it.

>> Teacup (47:34):
Absolutely. And then, you know,
obviously for me, I don't know about anybody else, but you can lay
claim to any other thing that you think is important. But I think,
when I started losing my vision, I think, that was an important
time.

>> Chip (47:46):
Vision's a good one, hearing's a good one.
Anything with your brain's a good one. And I think if
you, your heart's a good one and breathing.
That's.

>> Teacup (47:55):
Oh, man. I started getting, like, the. I had this
doctor who was giving me, like, the ekgs and stuff,
and he recommended it, and I was worried. I
was like, hey, you know, because he's like, he's got the
stethoscope. He's listening to my heart and all that stuff. And he
goes, do an ekgde. And I was like, oh, shit,
am I. Is there something wrong?

>> Chip (48:14):
Am I gonna die?

>> Teacup (48:15):
And he was like, no. Just
making sure, bro.

>> Chip (48:19):
What?

>> Teacup (48:20):
I was like, just checking. Dude,
I love my doctors. I go there and they're like,
friends. I talk to them. I just shoot the shit with them.
I pull my willy out, no problem. I
don't laugh hysterically.

>> Chip (48:33):
It's unsolicited. And that's what I'm imagining when he said that.

>> Teacup (48:36):
No, no, no. Just unsolicited.

>> Chip (48:37):
He's like, hey, just. You wanna check on this real quick for me? I'm
here.

>> Teacup (48:40):
Yeah, man. They're the professionals, dude. Any.

>> Chip (48:43):
Ah.

>> Teacup (48:43):
Dude, if I have a problem, I don't care. I say it, and
we're. I'm showing you. I'm telling
you, I don't care. Do you get nervous when
you're at. Some people get nervous at the doctors, man.

>> Chip (48:54):
nervous? No.

>> Teacup (48:56):
So you just. You whip the willy out, too, won't
you?

>> Chip (48:59):
I mean, there's a line. Like, it
depends. I don't get nervous from going to the doctor,
but it depends. Like, you know, there's a line where I'm like, okay,
that now I'm a little nervous. It's a little weird.

>> Producer (49:10):
You won't go to the doctor right now and you can't breathe?

>> Chip (49:14):
Because I don't want to.

>> Producer (49:16):
Mm You just said lungs and heart were important.

>> Chip (49:19):
Okay. Actually, I can breathe. I just
momentarily get him coughing.

>> Producer (49:25):
He sounds like he's about to die.

>> Teacup (49:26):
Well, let's hear it.

>> Chip (49:27):
It's only when I'm tired first thing in the morning,
and right when I. And then right before I go to.

>> Teacup (49:32):
Bed after the show, we're gonna run a lap around the
parking lot.

>> Chip (49:36):
Oh, I won't be able to breathe. Yeah.

>> Producer (49:39):
So what's your advice there, Teacup?

>> Teacup (49:41):
Go to the fucking doctor.

>> Chip (49:42):
I did. Twice, and it didn't work.

>> Teacup (49:44):
Well, then you tell him. Cause, like, this is the
thing, and people will get mad at
doctors. Oh, they don't know what they're talking about.

>> Chip (49:52):
They went to school.

>> Teacup (49:52):
I went here, and they met. So
sometimes things have to be ruled out, right? Not
everything's 100%. We're not 100% certain about anything. Nobody's
100% certain about anything except death and
taxes.

>> Chip (50:06):
Valid and taxes on death.

>> Teacup (50:09):
Yeah. Yeah. And
so, like, you're upset. You. You went
there twice, you're still having an issue.
Well, obviously, the two times that you went
there, they thought something and then
either told you to do something or gave you a
prescription and then told you to take it in whatever

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manner. If that doesn't work,
then whatever they thought was wrong
and could be fixed with that
and wasn't, then they. They need to
reevaluate. It's something else. Have you ever watched
house?

>> Chip (50:44):
No. I've seen the. I've seen the clips on YouTube
and stuff and on TikTok once.

>> Teacup (50:48):
He's looking all shocked here. she knew damn well he
didn't watch house.

>> Producer (50:52):
I love how I've seen. Really? You haven't
seen House?

>> Chip (50:56):
I've seen the clip. Like, I know what it is. Cause I've seen the clips on YouTube and
TikTok, but I haven't seen the full show.
I don't know where to watch it.

>> Teacup (51:03):
What?

>> Producer (51:03):
I will remedy that for you.

>> Teacup (51:05):
Yeah, fix that. But
anyways, he said, fix yourself.

>> Producer (51:10):
He did.
Point being, you've got to go back.

>> Teacup (51:15):
Yeah, you have to go back.

>> Chip (51:17):
Maybe my body will just. It's getting better.

>> Teacup (51:19):
Did I tell you about. I tell you about my buddy? He was weird about
the. The doctors. He had a hemorrhoid. He ended up having to cut the
hemorrhoid out of his own ass.

>> Chip (51:28):
Jesus. I don't think I have a hemorrhoid, though.

>> Producer (51:30):
This episode is never getting through
the.

>> Chip (51:34):
Amount that's going to be left on the cutting room.

>> Teacup (51:36):
He said, he said, he said, I'm not letting them do it. I know it
myself. They, Just tell me.

>> Chip (51:40):
That's insane.

>> Teacup (51:41):
He did.

>> Producer (51:42):
No, I didn't even see it to be.

>> Teacup (51:45):
No, that's not why. I am not fucking
lying. That is.

>> Chip (51:49):
Save some money, though.

>> Teacup (51:50):
That is the truth. No, we were in the military.

>> Chip (51:54):
Wait, so he would have gotten it done for free?

>> Teacup (51:56):
Yeah, he just never would have seen these. He just. What do
you mean? There are medics. We see them every day.
We eat with them, we shower with them.

>> Chip (52:04):
Oh, no.

>> Teacup (52:04):
Hey, man, how's your ass? You know, that's weird.

>> Chip (52:07):
Sits down with his plate of food.

>> Teacup (52:08):
No, it's even more for me.

>> Chip (52:10):
How are your hammer weights?

>> Teacup (52:11):
You know what? I think the dude's a stud.
Because I'm telling you right now.
Cause you have to cut it out. Right? Yeah,
I'm not taking a scalpel next to
my asshole. I'm not like, no, I want
a professional. I'll hold the
cheeks.

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I'll do that. Cause I'm courteous,
but I'm not. I'm, Nothing.
I'm not digging into my ass
with the scalpel.

>> Chip (52:50):
You know, dude, we're gonna make people have. They're gonna
start coughing because they're not able to breathe from laughing so much at
this.

>> Teacup (52:57):
My point is, is let the professionals do
it,

(53:24):
dude. my first deployment, so we were
in Kuwait for, like, two weeks, and it was
hot as hell there. It's in the desert. Like, desert. There's
no. No trees, no nothing.
And, I ended up getting
a blister on my ankle. New boots.
What a friggin rookie.

(53:46):
You could tell I was a rookie? I thought I was cool
walking around with new boots. Like a frigging
idiot. I ended up getting a
blister. And then I got Mercer.

>> Chip (53:56):
What's that?

>> Teacup (53:58):
It's a. It's, Like staff, but
I. It's,
I don't. It's. You can't kill MRSA with
penicillin. I don't think. You have to use something stronger for that.

>> Chip (54:10):
Oh, it's like an infection or something.

>> Teacup (54:12):
Yeah.

>> Chip (54:12):
Gotcha.

>> Teacup (54:13):
Did I come walk? I'm hurt to walk.

>> Chip (54:15):
When you said staff, I thought you were.

>> Teacup (54:16):
They had to go in. They had to, like, dig out this thing on my heel.
It was terrible.

>> Producer (54:22):
So go to the doctor. If Teacup
is going to the doctor.

>> Teacup (54:27):
And I do all kinds of time.

>> Chip (54:28):
To go to the doctor.

>> Teacup (54:29):
Listen, I'm gonna tell you like this.

>> Producer (54:30):
A private security guy who worked for things we do not
name out loud.

>> Teacup (54:35):
Listen, I'm gonna tell you why. Don't go to the doctors for
everything. There's been times, well,
when I was younger teenager,
maybe party a little too hard with some cocaine,
and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack, and
my. Nope. I laid in bed. That's where they were gonna
find me. I didn't go to the doctor. You don't go to the

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doctors for that kind of shit. You stay home
for that. You just die in your bed.

>> Chip (55:01):
Didn't we just talk about heart and lung?

>> Teacup (55:04):
Yeah, but I. Like, I'm, Dude, I. So here's the
thing. If I. If I
take the drugs, if I willingly take the
drugs, and I don't do this anymore, okay.
But when I was younger and I. My thought process
was, if I am willingly taking these drugs, which I
was, then I am going to

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suffer all the repercussions.

>> Chip (55:28):
And that was worth dying for.

>> Teacup (55:30):
I had some good times, dude.
I already said it earlier in this episode.
We're here for a good time, not a long time.

>> Producer (55:42):
I feel like I need to note that neither the one 1C
Story Network nor anyone on this show, nor anyone
affiliated with this show advocates the use of illegal
substances.

>> Teacup (55:52):
Most certainly I do not.

>> Producer (55:54):
Go ahead.

>> Teacup (55:55):
But, like, when you're young and, you know, you make
mistakes. Fortunately, we
live in America, where this is the land
of second chances and third
and thirds and fourth and fourths.

>> Chip (56:08):
Sometimes fifth, and, I don't know,
maybe 30.

>> Teacup (56:13):
But you know what I did learn from all
that stuff? you
know, one where
we're, I asked my brother, I told my brother, I was like, hey, man, do you shave
your nuts? And he said, no, man. I'm afraid to cut my shit off,
bro.

>> Chip (56:28):
What?

>> Teacup (56:28):
And I was like, all right.

>> Chip (56:29):
I feel like we're saying two different things by
shaving.

>> Teacup (56:33):
Yeah.

>> Chip (56:34):
Like, are we talking true, or are we talking.

>> Teacup (56:36):
Smooth your faces.

>> Chip (56:38):
That's insane. That's terrifying.

>> Teacup (56:40):
Why?

>> Chip (56:40):
I I was also told that that wasn't.

>> Teacup (56:43):
You use a straight razor or something?

>> Chip (56:45):
No, no, no trimmer. You know, the.
The. And, it's not a sponsored thing, but the manscaped
things. I got one of those.

>> Teacup (56:52):
Well, you said enough times, and they could be.

>> Chip (56:55):
I mean, that'd be nice. Well, I really
like it.

>> Producer (56:59):
Well, we'll get in touch. Moving on.

>> Chip (57:01):
I really do.

>> Teacup (57:02):
So, I don't know if my brother was fucking with
me, but he says he nairs his
balls. And I was like, really? No.

>> Chip (57:09):
Ah.

>> Teacup (57:10):
I'm like, that has to hurt, right?

>> Chip (57:13):
That's got a.

>> Teacup (57:13):
This is why I'm thinking, fucking.

>> Chip (57:15):
What if it gets in the hole, though?

>> Teacup (57:17):
Why are you putting it on the tip of your dick? Why are you.
Why?

>> Chip (57:21):
M. Okay.

>> Teacup (57:22):
If you miss, how the hell are you missing?

>> Chip (57:26):
It's 08:00 you've been working off. You've worked a full
shift.

>> Teacup (57:29):
I'll tell you what, if you're that tired, don't
narrow your balls.

>> Chip (57:34):
But, you know, that's had to have happened.

>> Teacup (57:36):
Listen, I feel like. I feel like Nair is an experience
that you'll want to, like. Like,
take in, you know?

>> Chip (57:44):
No, I don't think it is like, get it over with.

>> Teacup (57:47):
No, no, no. and and then he goes. He goes, it
says to leave it on for ten minutes.

>> Producer (57:51):
That's right.

>> Teacup (57:53):
But I go for 20. Oh, my God.

>> Chip (57:56):
He's.

>> Producer (57:57):
Burn your skin.

>> Teacup (57:58):
I'm like, I'm like, there's no fucking idea. He's got to
be messing with me.

>> Producer (58:02):
You cannot leave it on for 20 minutes. You'll hurt yourself, it'll
burn.

>> Teacup (58:06):
I don't know. Maybe, maybe he's more of a. Maybe his nuts are
manlier than mine. And, you
know, that could be a
thing.

>> Producer (58:15):
I mean, it's literally burning away the hair. You
can't. No, don't.

>> Teacup (58:19):
I'm just gonna be honest.

>> Chip (58:20):
Like, I can't imagine longer than like five minutes.

>> Producer (58:23):
It's not like you leave it on up to ten minutes.

>> Chip (58:26):
That's nothing. Nah.

>> Producer (58:28):
How do you think women are taking care of their bikini line?

>> Teacup (58:31):
Well, this is why I said, man, we gotta be courteous.

>> Producer (58:34):
You know how he started this episode? Telling you about an ingrown
hair that's caused by shaving?

>> Chip (58:39):
Yeah.

>> Producer (58:39):
do you really think that we're all shaving our bikini lines all the
time?

>> Chip (58:42):
I don't know.

>> Teacup (58:43):
You know how you don't get ingrown hairs if you nair
it or if you wax it,
apparently from what I've been told.

>> Chip (58:51):
Okay, but you couldn't wax your balls. That would have.

>> Teacup (58:54):
No, you can watch your balls.

>> Chip (58:55):
When they pull it, though.

>> Teacup (58:57):
No, listen, again, dude. Again,
listen. You, you
alright?

>> Chip (59:03):
My voice. So I thought about dog whistle.

>> Teacup (59:05):
I thought about this.

>> Chip (59:07):
No, I'm sure you have thought about.

>> Teacup (59:09):
I did. Because I was like, man, I gotta, I might have to figure out
another way to be courteous.
If you bat wing your sack, you
know what?

>> Chip (59:19):
Oh, okay. What.

>> Teacup (59:24):
If you, if you do that.

>> Chip (59:26):
I have never heard that again.

>> Teacup (59:29):
Again. These people, if you go to a
professional now, you're, you're an employee now because you're
bat wing in your own chickas. Like, I mean, I only got two hands,
dude. They got, put the wax down. They got, put the tape down. They can't stretch
your shit out. You know, it's, I mean,
okay with that. Not too much.

>> Chip (59:45):
what if they, like. Because they, they can't feel what it feels like,
right? So what if they pull too hard? That hurt.

>> Teacup (59:51):
Did you watch the 40 year old virgin like I instructed?

>> Chip (59:54):
I did not.

>> Teacup (59:55):
Oh, God.

>> Chip (59:56):
I need to keep a list.

>> Producer (59:57):
Did you say that would hurt
you know who?

>> Chip (01:00:01):
No. Well, like, if they, if they're. I'm saying if you're
not doing anything right, hands off. Hands are
behind the head. Or, I don't know,
hands cross and.

>> Teacup (01:00:11):
I don't know, but I don't know for that one. I think I'd want to be
holding my bat wing.

>> Chip (01:00:15):
Exactly. Because then, you know, if.

>> Teacup (01:00:17):
Because that. Well, because it's sturdy, you know,
sturdy hand on it.

>> Producer (01:00:22):
I feel like Nair is your friend.

>> Teacup (01:00:23):
I feel like it is too, because m honestly, I'm not gonna
have some.

>> Chip (01:00:28):
I try that now.

>> Teacup (01:00:29):
It's.

>> Chip (01:00:29):
It's a little scary, I'm not gonna lie. But
I don't know, that seems a little,

>> Producer (01:00:35):
M. I mean, it's the consistency of
lotion aren't you familiar with.

>> Teacup (01:00:41):
You think? And let me ask you something. Do
you think he was busting my chops about the
20 minutes?

>> Producer (01:00:47):
Yes.

>> Chip (01:00:47):
Oh, for sure. He had to be.

>> Producer (01:00:50):
Cause it does start to burn your skin if
you leave it on over the ten minutes. There are some women, if the hair is
very, very coarse, that will
flirt a little past that ten minutes. Maybe get up to twelve.
But I mean, even the inserts will tell you, don't leave this on over ten minutes.

>> Chip (01:01:04):
Can you not just take it off and then do it again?

>> Producer (01:01:07):
No, you cannot read. No. That will
burn your skin as well.

>> Chip (01:01:11):
No, I'm saying like, take it off, wash
everything, right? Start from
scratch. There's gonna be, you know, you do it one time,
it's really coarse. Most of it comes off
the first try. You wash everything
off. You restart and you're done for the day.

>> Teacup (01:01:28):
You ain't doing that.

>> Producer (01:01:29):
You got one time, you're done for the day. You can try it again 24 hours later maybe,
but you're done for the day.

>> Chip (01:01:33):
I'm not understanding how strong this stuff is.

>> Producer (01:01:36):
It is strong. It is. Burn your nostril
nostrils when it comes out of the container. Strong.
You can smell it in the next room. Strong.

>> Chip (01:01:44):
So I did a chemical weapon.

>> Teacup (01:01:46):
Yeah. So we. I think, like, we used
to fuck with dudes. I think in them. I think
somebody did this to somebody, put nair in their
shorts.
I don't know.

>> Chip (01:01:59):
So that's how I get that right there. That's how it gets in the pee pee
hole.

>> Teacup (01:02:03):
Yeah, I guess that could happen.

>> Producer (01:02:05):
Yeah, that would hurt, dude.

>> Teacup (01:02:07):
You ever get soap?

>> Chip (01:02:09):
Yes.

>> Teacup (01:02:09):
And ah, that sucks, dude.

>> Chip (01:02:11):
Cuz it ha, you're never expecting it
because it doesn't happen regularly. And then all of a
sudden you're just like.

>> Teacup (01:02:20):
You ever have a fingernail? Oh,
no, I won't tell you who.

>> Producer (01:02:25):
There are so many ways that I wish this episode would end.

>> Teacup (01:02:31):
Dude.
Ha, ha, fingernail, bro. I don't know.

>> Chip (01:02:37):
You know, there's somebody that's into that, though.

>> Teacup (01:02:39):
There's all kinds of people into that. You ever heard of,
What's that shit called s and m.
No, no. Rotting. Not
rotting. pegging. Not pegging. This.

>> Chip (01:02:55):
That's the Right.

>> Producer (01:02:57):
Like, where's this brain?

>> Teacup (01:02:58):
I know, I wish I. Anyways, they get like this
metal thing. They stick it in the dudes pee pee hole.

>> Chip (01:03:04):
Oh, hell no.

>> Teacup (01:03:06):
And then. But it's the, Sound level. Sound
levels. What they,
you know. What's that?
What's that?

>> Chip (01:03:16):
Sorry, I had to take a lap for that one.

>> Producer (01:03:18):
No, they put in an instrument to what?
You're looking at me.

>> Teacup (01:03:22):
Yeah. Oh yeah. Cuz you're. You're, you're smarter than he
is. That's not offensive
to you, man. She's been here longer, bro.

>> Producer (01:03:31):
Valid.

>> Teacup (01:03:32):
They put nah, but
to do, Like a sound.

>> Chip (01:03:38):
What, what?

>> Teacup (01:03:40):
Like a sound thing. Like,

>> Chip (01:03:42):
I love that she's not looking it up because she's like.

>> Producer (01:03:45):
I don't know what I would google. I don't. I
don't. A pro. A sound probe.
No, m. You know, a
tuning fork.

>> Teacup (01:03:54):
Yes.

>> Producer (01:03:54):
Oh.

>> Teacup (01:03:55):
So it's kind of like that, but it's kind of like
that. And then like they. They ring
the dude's bell, I guess. I don't know. Some people.

>> Chip (01:04:03):
No.

>> Producer (01:04:04):
I don't know which concerns me more, the fact that this happens or
the fact that you somehow came, you know,
information. What were you doing to learn this? I don't want to
know. I take it back.

>> Teacup (01:04:14):
Well, no, we're doing this.

>> Chip (01:04:18):
he's like, the military is a crazy place.

>> Teacup (01:04:20):
No. Oh, dude. I told the
guys about a fifi the other day.

>> Chip (01:04:24):
They told me this morning.

>> Teacup (01:04:26):
I was like,
today?

>> Chip (01:04:30):
Yes. We were talking because
our professor was late. Professor or teacher?

>> Teacup (01:04:36):
No, why? Doctor?

>> Chip (01:04:37):
Instructor.

>> Teacup (01:04:38):
He doesn't profess a word. Instructor
instructs.

>> Chip (01:04:41):
Our instructor was late, so we were just.
We were left to our own devices. and they were giving us the. Those
of us who intern and aren't there every day gave us a little update on
what we've been missing. And. Mmm.

>> Teacup (01:04:52):
M. I told him.

>> Chip (01:04:54):
I told him about DIY projects.

>> Teacup (01:04:56):
Yeah, I, told him about a Fifi, but,

>> Chip (01:05:00):
Yeah, man, well, and now you're calling one of our. Or, they're calling
one of our classmates Fifi.

>> Teacup (01:05:06):
Yeah, supposedly. He said it was his nickname.

>> Chip (01:05:08):
That's what he told us. We were like, what?

>> Teacup (01:05:11):
I'm Like, you're a masturbation device.

>> Chip (01:05:15):
That's unfortunate, man.
That would also mean he's a tool. So,
you know, gonna kill me when he hears this.

>> Teacup (01:05:25):
I think
ultimately, I wanted
to. What I wanted to get out today was just basically, you know,
because you. If you go on the website, you see the pictures and all that stuff,
you see who I am. That's usually, like, the first thing people ask, which
is fucking annoying. And I usually. I
used to tell people, I just don't know how to mind my own business. You

(01:05:45):
know?

>> Chip (01:05:46):
I'm gonna be real. I didn't even notice it until about
two or three months after I'd already met. I
just totally wasn't paying attention.

>> Producer (01:05:54):
I noticed it. I just assumed you'd been in a fight or
something and that it was not my
business.

>> Teacup (01:06:00):
So. Yeah, so most people
are courteous, and, they tend to mind their own
business, and they don't think that they are owed other people's
medical information. You'd be surprised
by how many people do think that they're
owed other people's medical information. But
don't.

>> Chip (01:06:17):
You know, it's. It's their world. We're just living in it
for the.

>> Teacup (01:06:21):
Sake of the show. I just figured I'd just put it
out there. Somebody did come up to me one time.
I was at, I was at an event, and I was working,
and they saw me and they came up to me and they're like, hey,
Mandev, mind if I ask you a question? I was like, shoot.
I already knew where we were going. I was like, shoot, dude.
Then he was like, is that from hydrocephalus? And I was like, jesus,

(01:06:41):
dude.

>> Chip (01:06:42):
How'd you know?

>> Teacup (01:06:42):
You're the first one. I was like, yeah,
man.

>> Chip (01:06:46):
Well. And when I first saw it, I thought it was
shrapnel. I was like, oh, I knew he was in the military. Gotten blown
up or something.

>> Teacup (01:06:53):
But, he had. That gentleman had a son that had
hydrocephalus as well, so that's how he knew.
but like I was saying, get some weird shit
going on. You're gonna go do a walk about. Remember I told you
about my friend that did it? Dude, he had trench foot
pretty bad. So you gotta take care of.

>> Chip (01:07:10):
Change your socks.

>> Teacup (01:07:11):
Yes, change your socks. Take care of yourself. You got something weird
happen. I ever tell you about the dude that had the three?
Huh? The three, brown recluse bites
on his ass.

>> Producer (01:07:22):
Okay. And now we're going to say
goodbye.

>> Teacup (01:07:25):
We'll save it for another time. All
right, I'll see you guys.

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