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Episode Transcript

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Hi, and welcome to that bitchis always like, I'm never retelling and
I'm cooe for tag. We're missingour sister always forever come back. Hi
everybody, Hi again. I meanI feel like I could name the people
that I know are listening. Hi, Sac, I love you. Hi,

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Audrey love you. I think that'syead Stacy and Audrey shout out to
our only listeners. Maybe my friendEmily is joyin. Oh yeah, maybe
she's listening. Yeah, it'd benice. Well, thank you guys,
we appreciate it. There's any topicsyou ever want to say, just you
can just tell me because you seeme text us. You could also email

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our official thing. I mean,I check it. There's send an official
email to us. That'd be neatme my funny bone, not just like
your actual body. I literally getit's really terrifying. That's really scary.
That's why no emails coming. Wow, we're doing really great obviously, Yes,

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super on track. I feel likewe're ready to transition into segment one.
Yeah, latest bitch, latest bitchof the week. Who is the
latest? Why? Why is itmean? I only remember because you were
really late to something and you saidwe can bring this up at the podcast.

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So I remember that you were lateto something. Yeah, yeah,
I feel like I remember that,but I don't know. I feel like
I can't remember why I was late. So you said, you said it
doesn't count. You said it doesnot count if you can't remember. Don't
click your clawset me hey, don'tyou dare deep? Whoa yeah, don't

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threaten me with a lighter in yourown house. You set me on fire.
Everything's on fire if you set meon fire. Oh my god,
love Wait, never, I wouldnever. Okay, I am I late?
Actually was I to anything I want? Should we talk about this morning?

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Of course that's not his fault.So I tried to do me a
favor by picking me up, andI kind of accidentally got him lost because
she had they had texted previously aboutanother address, like with a picture above,
and so then he was looking atthe text and was like, oh,
that's where she actually is, Andthen he didn't because he's not like

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directionally like oh yeah, I'm headedtowards Wait, this is totally the opposite
direction, Like that's not how hisbrain will do it. Also, yeah,
like yeah, it's just it wasa thing where his acation wasn't the
best. That was my fault.It was so funny because we found out
that basically literally I was outside ashe was outside, like we were feet

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from each other and just totally missedeach other. Totally missed each other.
Yeah, that's fun. So Ifeel that I made both of us late
somehow, somehow. Yeah, youknow what, I actually have a funny
late story. It's picking up Seth'smom from the airport, which I don't
think I should legally be allowed todo anymore, like picking up anybody from

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the airport, because the previous timethat happened, I killed Seth's car by
leaving the lights on sitting in ayou know, parking lot, and then
I'd leaved the car overnight and I'dtake me I'm her home. Yeah,
and it was like such a fuckingdisaster and I got home so late.
Who were you picking up again?Ray? But she also was having a

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terrible thing at the airport. Wewere both cursed that night. But then
I went to go pick up Seth'smom, and you know, she had
texted me her flight information, likethe flight number, because I told her
to do that. I was like, that way I can track when you
get in. I don't have toworry about you texting me. You know,
I can because I live like twelveminutes away fifteen minutes away from the
airport depending on traffic, and soit's not far away. So I just

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usually drive over once the plane's fullylanded. So there's like a mobile weight
station like five minutes away from theairport, so you can like park and
sit on your phone and not haveto wait and like or pay to park
at the airport. So then Iwas I would just leave when she said
she was at her baggage claim andI saw that the flight landed at eight
fifty three, like landed a littleearly. But before she had texted me

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the flight number, she also said, oh, it might be getting in
at eleven. And then I waslike, it says nine, and she
goes, oh, I might justbe confused with the time difference because she
was in the East coast or themiddle one. So I was like,
okay, yeah, maybe. Sothen I just was checking the flight info.
Then once the flight landed, Itexted her just saying, hey,
let me know and I'll start drivingover. I hear from her doesn't show

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the Texas delivered, and so I'mlike, maybe you forgot to take your
phone off airplane mode. I don'tknow. And so then I just drive
over to that mobile station and I'mwaiting there and it's like nine thirty and
I call Seth and I'm like,hey, I still haven't heard from her.
He's like, that's weird. Letme try, and he's like straight
to voicemail. I was like,okay, what if her phone died,

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you know, because she doesn't.I'm sure she doesn't know our numbers by
heart. Nobody really knows unless they'relike something you have to memorize since you
were a kid. I feel likethese days, I know your number,
I know part of your number.That's terrible. Okay, well do you
want me to try right now?Oh? Okay, RADI She's like,
wleep, oleep who close call guys? Where was I? Oh? Yeah,

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so worried about her not knowing thenumber. And so then I just
I'm like, I'll just drive overand park and go on the airport myself.
Because Portland Airport is small, it'sreally easy to navigate. I figured
I could go and find her.And so then I go park, and
I go in and I go tothe baggage claim area and I don't see

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her, you know, for whereher flight is. And so I go
up to the baggage people attendance andI'm like, I'm looking for my mother
in law. Spoiler alert, Igot engaged. We'll talk more about that
later, but I was just sayingmother in law to make it easier at
the airport rather than future in law. Okay, I know. And so

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then they were like what's her name? And I was like want, want,
and then they're like okay, onemoment, please, Yeah, I
don't see her on here, andI was like, what do you mean.
They're like, well, she didn'tcheck a bag. I'm like,
no, she checked a bag.We saw the stuff she had. I
know, I know she had stuff. Okay. She turns out she only
came back with like one bag.She got rid of all of it.
Wild. I love it anyways.And so then she's like, you know,

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seeing me stress out, and thenshe turns the screen to me and
is like scrolling through the entire list. She's like, do you see her
name? And I'm like reading everysingle person's late name and I was just
like, nope, not her.And then she's like okay, and so
then I went to the security peopleand they're like, oh, you can
go upstairs and talk to the frontdesk people for the flight information. So

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then I went They're like, well, since you didn't buy it, we
can't tell you. And I waslike, okay, so can you tell
me if everybody is off this flight? Yes? Okay. Can you tell
me if everyone is out of thegate? Yes? And I was like,
okay, it's an hour after theflight landed. Where is she?
A? Do I have to callthe police? Like I'm so stressed out?
And I start crying. And alsosidebar, one of my friends they

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had I don't want to get intoit, but they had a family member
who was not reachable for a coupleof days, just got lost, it
seems. And they're okay, andeverything's all right as it can be,
but I was that's immediately what mybrain was worried about too, is you
know, she's quite old as well, and I just worry about her safety.

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But so then I like start quivering, you know, my lip quivers,
and I start to tear up someall stressed out. And then the
guy was like sighed and he's like, okay, what's her name? And
I tell him her name, hername, and then he looks at me
and he goes, Okay, ifyou stay here till eleven, you will
most likely see someone who looks likeher. And I was like what,

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and he's like, I'm saying thatif you're here at eleven, you'll see
her. And I was like,she's on another flight, and he just
kind of looks at me, andI'm just like, oh my god,
I'm so happy. She's okay.That's why the text aren't going through.
She's just flying. So she wascorrect that she was getting in eleven because
they transferred her flight and she justnever told me the new flight info.

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And so I drove back home andI was like, so stressed out for
nothing. It was. It waspretty silly. And then I was like,
I'll just send a lift for whenshe gets there, because she doesn't,
you know, she's not familiar withlift apps and using them. And
I sent her all the screenshots andinstructions on how to get to the pickup
station, you know, because there'slike a lift in Uber pick up at

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the PDX airport. And she's like, okay, I'm there and everything was
fine. The lift was on theirway center the screenshot of the license plate.
I let the lift driver know theywere picking up not me, and
they were like cool, and theycalled me. You were like, I
can't find her, and so thenI call her and she's like I can't
find him, and I'm just like, how how are we not finding each

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other? Like what is going on? And there's something I can do because
I'm at my house, like justplaying phone a phone game between the two
people. And he drives off becausehe's not going to wait around. They
only wait five minutes they want.They got to make their money. Yeah,
he's not going to wait around.I get I just haven't heard this
story yet. I didn't tell you. Oh man, so I did get

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charge to late fee. But youknow it's okay. I'll in voice seth.
We're on the phone and I'm like, okay, well the lift driver
left and she's like I wasn't gettingthat for a minute and I was like
no, they're just like they're notthere. You can't get in. And
she's like, oh, shoot,okay. She's like, I don't know
how I missed him, and Iwas like, it's okay. That night,
I know she doesn't have the bestnight vision. I know I don't

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so whatever. And I was justlike, okay, I'll just come and
get you. And so then bythe time I got her from the airport,
it was like midnight, and thengot to bed, and then I
woke up to chef knocking at mybathroom door because she had set him in

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there with a can of food.And then I was like, where is
Seth's mom? And then where isTimber? And she had taken Timber for
a walk and left her phone inthe house, and I was like,
what is going on? It waslike, like I love the ca It
was like my workday too, soI was like, oh my god.
So I text my boss. I'mlike, hey, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna be running late, likeit's kind of a old mess, like

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I'm so sorry. And he's like, no worries, like thanks for letting
me know, Thank you, boss. And then I she eventually comes back.
She said, oh, I waslost, and I was like,
oh my god. She's like Timberkind of knows the way back, and
I was like, oh my god, yes, thank god he does.
And I was like, why din'tyou bring your phone. She's like,
oh, I don't know. I'mlike, oh, oh, my god,

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so sweet, and so I wasjust like, literally though, so
my blood pressure was probably, Idon't know, way too fucking high that
night and day. So I don'tknow who's late for that, but that
happened, and that's all I canthink of. I was like, I
don't know that there's really anybody becauseI was late to work that day.

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You know you were late to work, So I guess I've been running a
little late. But in my defense, I really don't feel like it's been
totally so in summary, the realanswer is never the latest bitch of the
week. Damn, how the turntableshave turned. Oh wow, cheers to

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to uh establishing the latest bitch.It was a good fight, and you
won, I did. We're drinkinghot totties. Do we say that already?
We did not? Yeah, it'sfall season, so we're drinking hot
toddies. It's like dumping right out. It's so gorgeous and chili. I
feel ready so nice to carve apumpkin. I feel ready to just be

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inside and do it fun inside things. I already have some ideas. Stacy
also did, so there's a lotof Halloween potential, you know what,
I'm saying we're ready. We're gonnaparty down Halloween style for like two months,
for two months, for as manymonths as we can, really nine
months as people will let us getaway with it. I did decorate the

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first of September. Yeah, Imight have been a little eager, a
little eager. Seth and I inare like bigger house, and it's just
so much more fun to decorate thanour old apartment was. For some reason,
I just like how I have thespace to spread it all out,
so it's it's super fun. Butshould we go into segment two? Yeah,

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so we do have some exciting newshere on the pod. She's smoking
a lot of weed right now,so I can't ask her if she wants
to deliver the news. So I'mgoing to deliver the news. Never in
Seth are to be wed. Theyare engaged, engaged, and puzzled are

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the words we've been using beyonced.Yeah, that's one of my favorites lately.
Yeah. So they are truly nowa forever thing. It is obscenely
exciting. I had like the bestproposal day, which found out Chloe and
Steth have been working on for likesix months. It's so insane. Yeah,

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and we'll get into some of thosestories and what that looks like.
But well, I never up tellingus how she feels to be engaged.
Oh yeah, I mean to feelengaged is like I don't know it.
It's really weird because I do feellike when I say, oh, like
this is my fiance, people dotreat him a little differently when I said,

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like my boyfriend. But it's alsolike I think it's not that they
respect us more, it's just thatnow everybody has a lot of expectations,
and so me and Seth are reallyjust trying to like enjoy being engaged and
like celebrate. And it's like,I'm so excited to plan the wedding.

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And as Seth did buy me thisreally cute wedding planner book that I asked
for so and it has we're gonnado it together. It's like for a
whole year breakdown checklist step by stepfor like that's our other thing to do.
And it has folders for you toput swatches in color samples. It
has areas for you to draw outhow you want your ta ball set up.

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Like there's just so many cute things. But it also has a ton
of like helpful hints on ways tosave money. Here's what other people do.
Here's our example of an itinerary.Here's our example of this. But
then it gives you space to makeit your own. And the whole wedding
book is like, don't worry aboutthis pressure and about exactly fitting this timeline.
It's like it's a big thing.And seth I can tell is definitely

(15:24):
a little overwhelmed about the idea ofthe wedding. Yeah. I think as
we get into wedding, we'll probablyhave like a whole wedding planning series.
It's gonna be so bad. Andas we get more into the book,
we'll like link it so that youcan buy it too. Oh yeah,
that book is so cute. Andthere's another book I want to link too

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because I want to talk really quicklythe engagement story. Yeah, because I
feel like that's really fun to share. And oh I can post the photos
on Instagram. Yeah you can postme cute. Yeah, we are Instagram,
so we have like, yeah,they need to put on it's terrible.
We'll probably go back. Yeah,it needs some help. It needs

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some help. So Chloe had beenlike, Hey, we're gonna do some
like a sister photo shoot. We'lltell it from both sides, so you'll
never sigh that I'll get to tellmy side first, because then it'll be
like more interesting to hear the behindthe scenes of what really happened. I
feel like Chloe wanted us to dosister photo shoot because a lot of our
family has asked for nice photos ofus as grown ups, because there's so

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many photos of us kids that theyhave or like hype because you know,
when you're in school they have pictureday and they get printed out and sent
out to family. Now they justwant nice printed photos of us, and
so it was a nice idea forus to go and take some pretty sister
photos. Chloe's friend Emily was intown. She was on the last episode,
the really enthused guest, and sheshe actually did love being on the

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podcast, was really upset she wasn'there for another episode. Oh she's so
cute. I love her, andso she was going to be taking the
photos and stuff, and we Igo over to Chloe's place and she had
told me like, oh, Imight need you to help me organized this
morning. And I was like,oh, like great, I have to
organize today because I had like showeredand done my hair really nice because I

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was like, what if today's theday of my engagement, like just in
the corner of my mind. Andthen Chloe though being like, no,
you have to come over and organize. I was like, this is not
a special day. This is justa day. And then but I went
and got myself some gluten free pastriesat my favorite shop here in Portland,
Gem Gluten Free Gym. Yeah,you brought some for me and they were

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so good because you left them.Yeah, so I ate them for breakfast
that week. Oh awesome. Yeah, that was my thank you for the
help. That was my breakfast forlike the whole week. And they're a
chocolate muffin. It's me and Seth'sfavorite. It's so good. It kind
of tasts like a brownie but betterbecause we got their brownie and it was
really good, but not as goodas to chocolate muffin. Yeah, the

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chocolate muffin is so good. Andthen they have right now like a pumpkin
Swiss role yes, and that wasit's a pumpkin. It was a pumpkin.
It was a pumpkin Swiss chie roll. Yeah. So it had chai
filling in the middle. So it'spumpkin and chi. It was really good.
Yeah, shout out, we loveyou. Also, someone from my

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high school works there and I bumpedinto them last week. Oh wow.
Yeah, so it was great seeingyou. Thank you for the delicious treats.
They're amazing. Also their sister worksthere, so oh really yeah.
I thought that would be so fun. I was like, we should work
at a bakery together. Okay,okay. Anyways, so I got really
good big goods and then went overand then Chloe was doing my makeup and

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she used this powder, the settingpowder that I still really want. I
know, I need it. Youhave many opportunities for gifts coming up,
I know, but like it'll beokay, yeah cool. And so we
got all dolled up and that wasreally fun. And closing, you don't
actually have to tell me orze it'sfine, and I was like, oh,
thank god. And then she's like, we're gonna go to Mount Tabor

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and I was like all right.And then Mount Taber Park is like a
park that we grew up next toand spent a lot of time at,
and so it's a very beautiful place. And we went up into the upper
hills of it, and we weretaking some photos and clothes, like running
around like a crazy woman, likea little tree tree goblin. I was
trying to yeah, yeah, throwingme off, throwing me off her scent.

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And then at one point we werelike by the parking lot and there's
a car that is like Seth's typeof car and same color, but I
don't know his license plate, butI was like, and he doesn't have
any like stickers that are very noticeable, but I was just gonna look.
I was like, oh, isthat And I was like just I think,
just taking a look at it,just looking, and then Chloe was

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like, could you tie my fuckingshoes? And like I was like,
oh, I'm so sorry. Thenshe like distracted me, but like really
casually. And so then we godown this path and then all of a
sudden, Seth comes out and behinda tree and he is like dressed really
nice, and he has this wholepicnic thing set up like a Charcucci board,

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and I though had been asking himfor a week for a boo basket,
so I'm like, oh, isthis my boo basket? And then
he's like sure, like letting mejust like get comfortable. And then there's
this book that I asked him for, Bake to Perfection with a Hint of
Science. That's the other link.Yeah, that's the other book. And

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we have cooked a few recipes andit has the best chocolate chip cookie recipe.
Highly highly recommend. Anyways, sothere was that book as well,
and I was like, oh mygod, you got me the book I
wanted. And then I like openedit up, you know, to just
the copyright page or whatever and shutit. And then he was opened it

(20:59):
up for me again too. Youknow, another page, just one of
the first couple of blank pages.We're gonna pull that out and frame it
actually, but it has this reallybeautiful note talking about are you know how
he loves me? And how there'sjust one question left? And then when
I turned around, he got downon not one meed, but both knees.

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He like kneeled to me. Veryvery handsome. Actually, yes,
he was on the video. I'llshow you the video. He was on
like both knies, very cute.He had the ring facing himself and then
he was like, well you marryme, and then I like look at
the ring. He realizes his backwards, like, oh it's backwards, and
he turns around, I like crackup, and I set the book down

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and I say yeah, yeah,yes, Like it takes like I'm saying
yes yeah. I'm like super shaky. My hands are out there like I'm
like put the fucking ring on,you know, like I'm so ready.
And then I turn around and Chloeis just like tears streaming down her face,
bawling. It was so cute.And then recording their wedding shit,

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yeah, their proposal video, andmy hands are shrinking and I'm like,
oh my god, I'm gonna Ruintheir video, she was like in the
bushes and heels. It was impressivethat she was so stable. Actually,
I was giving my hat to youbecause we were also on a hill as
well, a little bit like alittle bit of an incline. But so
then we had Actually I don't reallylove reastlings, they can be too sweet,

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but Seth chose like the best fuckingreastling ever. It's so delicious,
really cute bottle. I saved itbecause I'm like, it's their engagement bottle.
But so we all cheersed, andthen Chloe and Emily left to give
us some like time to just talkand be in the forest. And there
was like no one around us.It was so magical, really felt like

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our own piece of land. Andwe were so nervous. He brought so
much food. You just only wereable to eat watermelon because it was like
we were just so like our stomachsbutterfly. Yes, So like, oh
my god, Like I was stillshaking, like I was definitely in shock.
And then he was like just tellingme about all the planning and how

(23:15):
nervous he's been and how hard it'sbeen to keep secrets from me. And
there was also like, you know, stuff that I had asked him about
lately that he had explained and Iwas like, oh my god, that
makes so much more sense. Andso it was just like really exciting.
And then we took some photos inthe trees with Emily and those were really

(23:37):
cute of us just being all inlove. And then we went over to
backstage Mcminimons, which is like asuper cute bar in Portland and for Mcminimons,
you know a lot of people arelike for it's a very touristy place,
but the backstage part is super cute. Yeah, I really like backstage.
What they had done was every likeChloe and Seth had reserved a room

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there and so all like a tonof friends and family were waiting and surprised
us when we walked in or me, Seth knew. And then there was
also Amber had gotten like a glutenfree and vegan ice cream cake. I'd
been dying to eat, and itwas so good. Any of that cake?
You didn't you had to go fast. It was I know that tie

(24:25):
my birthday can have some. Okay, yeah, because I told Seth I
want that for my birthday, wecan probably get two. I can't convince
him. I have too many friends. We all want to eat. I
have too many friends. As she'slike twirling her hair on her face.
I've been whirling my hair this wholetime that it happened. But it was
just your hand. We had extraout and you said I have too many

(24:47):
friends. Well, you are absolutelyreading into that. I just think it's
cute. I mean, I feelvery lucky to have a lot of fun
of it. And we all arefoodies though we all love sweet all love
food like food is what brings ustogether. So and then afterwards, Seth
had a reservation for us at anotherplace and it was like delicious Mediterranean food

(25:11):
and then we went home and itwas just like so sweet and romantic and
so yeah, I'm very very happy. The engagement was perfect, and I
cannot wait to get married to Sethand then I'm so sing like with him.
But then also, you know,start having kids after so that'll be

(25:33):
really exciting too. I'm really reallyexcited about kids. Yeah, they're doing
the whole thing. Yeah, likethe whole two point zero whole like life
thing. That's weird. It's soweird. Why are we doing that?
Are you? Chloe is very muchdid not like that. She's more likely
to have like a farm with aton of animals and have like three lovers.

(25:56):
Well, no, I would likeone person. I don't believe it.
I've only been in long term,like monogamous relationships. I know.
It's just teasing you. She's meand Steuth. We're just discussing that we've
never dated multiple people at the sametime, and Chloe has been able to
do that and a higher number.Why are we? I think it's pretty

(26:19):
impressive. I was like, honestly, I can barely like I hyper focus
way too much on one person,and I know you will get there with
one person, but it's like youhave to figure out which person you want
to be hyper focused on. Well. Also, it's not like it's not
like a hyper focus. I don'tknow. It's not like I'm dating everybody

(26:41):
for like building a relationship. Whoathe appropriate She's just I was gonna say,
yeah, what were you gonna say? I was just gonna say,
she's wrestling wrestling? Okay, stop, I fell this weekend and it hurts

(27:06):
to laughing good. I need tosay that. You, I mean,
listen more. All of the storylisten is I would prefer one person who
can just do the things. Yeah, just be a man about it,
you know, or a woman aboutit. I just your game is it's

(27:29):
not good. Okay, we shouldjust kidding. It's I have worse game
with women than you. So well, actually probably not, maybe not.
Yeah, my luck is not whatever, It's fine, it's fine, everything's
fine. Actually, my dating lifeis actually really it's actually right now,
it's actually very stable and sweet andgreat. It's stable right now. I'm

(27:53):
mostly focusing on myself right now exactly. That's why I said stable and sweet.
That's why it's kind it was verysweet. Okay. Aside from that,
let's get into the real topic.As somebody almost gets into a car,
could they not honk their horns?I realized after listening to the app
last episode that you guys cannot hearany of the outside noise. Like what
a soundproof room. Let's get intomy side of the engagement story. Sorry,

(28:18):
go for it so much into mylove life today. Well, I'm
supposed to be about your love life, which is anyway, I didn't do
anything wrong. So Seth reached outto me like five or six months ago.
I was like, Hey, Iwant to propose to never this year.
I was like, that's awesome.Let me know when you're ready reach

(28:38):
out to me and we'll do theprocess, you know. And then we
started kind of like brainstorming a littlebit. And then like two or three
months ago he reached out and hewas like, hey, can we get
coffee soon to talk about the Okay, you're talking really quietly. I'm so
sorry, I'm worried I'm talking loud. Okay, I'm not that loud.

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Damn, damn, I can't standto you sometimes. But he was like,
let's get coffee to talk about theproposal, and I was like,
okay, great, right, Sothen we go and get coffee, we
start talking about different ways that youcould be proposed to. Like one suggestion
was like the anniversary. They're goingto like a cavin for their anniversary.

(29:23):
So we were like, maybe likeanniversary cavin and then we're like, no,
that doesn't feel right like so thenwe started brainstorming the park idea,
which is what we ended up goingwith. And we were talking about like
what rings she might like, andthen he, by the way, killed

(29:45):
it. We'll post a picture ofthe ring, of course, but yeah,
so he sent me some photos ofpossible rings for her, and we
both really liked one specific one andwe were like, that feels like the
one like that, that one's reallyit. And I even at one point,

(30:06):
so there's a lot of things thatI did that were a little bit
on the shady side, a littlesus to make this happen. So while
Never was in the bathroom and Neversaid that I were out to lunch,
she left her phone on the table, and so I went into her phone
and pulled up her Pinterest board.So funny to her wedding. So that

(30:29):
way we can confirm that the ringsshe had been looking at recently fit into
the ring he was planning to buy, and so we looked through and then
we both just looked at each otherand we were like, yeah, that's
the one. The way that youguys eased it is kind of freak.
And so then there was another timetoo, so like our littlest sister visited
us recently, and as we weredriving back from that, I mentioned to

(30:55):
never the idea of sister photos.That's right, I was priming her for
that. So I met, butI forgot about it. Well, this
is why I had to bribe yourmind for it. Those coies where you
talk about me trying to like almostcancel the engagement. That's so funny.
Should talk about that. So thenwe so it was like trying to get

(31:18):
her to kind of agree to thesesister photos of like why allow and she
was like, yeah, that wouldbe fun. I was like, yeah,
we should definitely do that, Likebefore the weather gets weird, well
it's still nice and sunny, wecould dress up and take photos. And
she was like, yeah, thatsounds so fun. We should definitely do
that. Love dress up. Welove dressing. This is not that weird
for us. Yeah, we wouldwe dress up many days a week,

(31:40):
any day we could. Yeah,we our makeup, hair and dress up
and then go posing a forest absolutelyno cameras needed. Yeah, I'll do
that just for fueredog it. Yeah. So it was hard to get her
to agree to that. She waslike, that sounds great. I love
it. And then I was like, yeah, Mom's friend is like a
photographer and she's gonna come with us, and never was like, oh,

(32:02):
that's so great. Just busted thedoor open. He's such a gang.
Hi baby, are you a homepole officer? Did you just shut the
door? Oh it's yeah, Iwould shut the door. He can just
stay in with us. Oh,sweetie, did you find us? Okay,

(32:24):
So Mom's friend was originally going todo photos, but it like didn't
pan out. But I mentioned thatand she was like, oh my god,
great, I would love to havea photographer. There's already primed her
for having somebody else there too,got it? Smart walked in. Yeah,
thank you, you're smart lady.And then as time continues going,

(32:46):
you know, I bring it upa couple more times. I don't think
she really realized this. As I'mbringing it up, and then the week
of the engagement is here, likeit's the week of the engagement I kind
of bring up to her week before, hey let's go do those sister photos.
Emily has a good camera she wantsto take like sister photos. I

(33:07):
mentioned it and she was like,okay, yeah, that's a great idea.
I love that idea, and thenproceeded to forget that she had those
plans and trying to invite her friendsto do plans, and one of her
friends kind of reached out with asoft plan, not kind of knowing the
scope of everything, and so itwas like, hey, let's have brunch
that day and You're like and Iwas yeah, I was like absolutely not,

(33:32):
Like there's no way brunch is gonnafit into the day. This name
of the podcast is why right,Like we are always fucking late. We're
not going to add brunch into thatequation. So I call both of her
friends that were supposed to be atthe brunch and I'm like, hey,
no, brunch, absolutely not,and they're like, of course, no,

(33:54):
definitely not. So then they bothreach out to her. No one
didn't, and I thought that Ithought she forgot about me, and she
said never, you know, Inever do that, and I was like,
I didn't think about it. She'slike just because I couldn't lie,
and I was like, ah,my other friend was like lie, and
and her friend, her other friendshe just gave the lie to sent me

(34:15):
a screenshot of it, and she'slike, this is what I sent her.
She shall never suspect to say.I was like, yes, perfect,
love it. I really am easy. I mean, honestly, we
are so lucky that Never is justthe most beautiful person I've ever seen.
But wow, walking through doing thosephotos, y'all, at one point,

(34:37):
it was very obvious that I wasgetting pulled away from Never out of shot,
and Emily was like handing me herphone to start recording because Never hates,
like, my phone is not aniPhone, so she would have hated
if I pixels. So I plannedahead of time to have Emily's phone to
record because it's an iPhone, andso she's trying to hit off the phone

(35:00):
to me. We're being sneaky.Emily makes an excuse of taking just so
loof shots of us starting with Never, and then like Never keeps trying to
pull me into frame, and thenI have to kind of like kind of
spin out almost and like push hertowards Seth as Seth comes out of the
woods and then she's like, oh, which is so shocked, which is

(35:22):
fair. That was good and Igot a little ahead of myself. But
yeah, we're winding back to whenwe first got to the park. I
was just trying to literally act aslike as odd as possible so that never
would not get suspicious because it wasvery pretty, we were both dressed,
very nice. I was like,I'm worried she's gonna get a little sus

(35:42):
so. And when we got tothe car in the parking lot, I
saw her starting to look at thecar. So then I just acted like
I couldn't put on my shoes.She's very stumbling, and yeah, I
do. I do believe she can'talways tie her shoes. Yeah. I
do have a history of him balance, so it makes sense. But I
was just like, oh, mygosh, my shoe, it won't get

(36:05):
on my foot. Can you justlike fix this so that she would look
the other direction, And it worked, so that was good. But yeah,
it was pretty unfortunate that literally wewere in the same exact parking lot
feet away from the car, andI was planning was there, but not
a thousand percent. I'll say that'sa bit my fault. Seth and I

(36:28):
just don't have the most compatible schedules, so we weren't able to get together
like the week before the proposal.But yeah, no, it was it
was funny like I did. LikeSeth and I were like texting back and
forth about the proposal, and sowe don't normally talk that much, like
outside of Juliane and each other,because we see each other at least once
a week anyway, So because wedon't normally talk, like there was one

(36:53):
point where I mentioned like, oh, yeah, Seth told me that you
were running late, are like youhad something going on, and then you
were like why would you call Seth? And I was like, oh shit,
because we were calling and talking aboutthe proposal. Yeah. There was
a couple things that were suspicious.Our mom, when she was like blackout
drunk on her birthday, was like, Seth, I'd played games with Seth

(37:16):
and Chloe And I'm like what,yeah, ma, oh no. She
mentioned that yeah, and I waslike, you played a game with them
and she's like yeah, and Iwas like without me, yeah, because
never was out of town, that'sright, never was out of town.
And Seth and I secretly arranged tomeet with our parents here and then like,

(37:39):
yeah, we were trying not totalk about it because it would have
looked suspicious and I can't. Yeah, a lot of people slipped up,
like our mom, Seth's mom.Yes, there's a lot of people tripping
us. And I was like,guys, you also did what did I
do? You showed me a pictureof you holding a package and went done

(38:00):
it and acted really weird instead ofjust swiping through to the next photo.
So why my brain did that though, is because I was like, she
knows I never get packages from Amazon, but I literally would have not thought
twice about it. I don't knowwhy. I just felt like you would
have known that fact really well andwould have been suspicious. Well it went
well for you, and it wasn'tthe Amazon, it was Etsy. No,

(38:23):
it was Etsy. Yeah, Idon't know. So yeah, so
Cloyd did also act weird, andI did to act weird, but I
was the least, like you couldn'tprove anything with mine. I could have
been like nervous that I bought asex toy or something. You know,
you would not have been nervous abouta sex toy. Okay, you think,

(38:45):
don't give me that face anyways,But yeah, so that was my
little mess up. But it wasvery small. It was very small in
the grand scheme of things. Butno, it was fun being on the
behind the scenes of it everything andseeing it come together. Said, and
I think we're both like. Sethwas obviously so nervous that day. I

(39:07):
don't think he was like, Ican't eventsally me. Well, he came
over to pick up the ring andhe was like, oh, it's been
it's been a bit of a roughcouple of days. I'm so nervous.
And it's not because he didn't thinkyou would say. Yes, it was
just like the whole day. Yeah, the whole day. But it was

(39:28):
all worth it. I think itwas a really cute proposal. It was
perfect. Did you love it?I loved it. I'm so glad.
I'm super happy too. I lovemy ring as well a whole lot.
I said, you stop wearing allyour other rings? Yes, only this
ring? So cute. Should wemove on to our next segment? Yeah,
let's shuffle on lead at wedding stories. Let's only do one. Okay,

(40:06):
all right, this is a longone, so buckle in. Okay.
Oh good, that was a goodfuckal sound. Thank you, My
twenty five female friend. The bridethirty two female asked to be asked me
to be her maid of honor inAugust of twenty twenty. Her wedding is
July of twenty twenty two. Shealso selected her other three bridesmaids at the

(40:30):
same time. One of them isthe groom's sister. In January of twenty
twenty one, bride hit planning modehard. She wanted me to start to
plan her hen party. This isa UK one, so got it?
Hen party is like, gochlor yeah, and wouldn't take no for an answer
or listen to reason that it wastoo early to do. So. She

(40:52):
made a group chat of the peopleshe wanted to invite, told everyone I
was in charge and they had twelvehours to respond or they would be uninvited.
And from the group chat, ohmy god, Oh my god,
what camping that? Yeah, that'sreally intense. So they're using letters for
names. So Kay and Jay weretrying to tuck her down, but she

(41:13):
wouldn't hear it. She ended upremoving her mom from the group chat before
deleting the group chat, saying itwas too early anyway. Bride hated groom's
sister and didn't want her as abridesmaid, but felt pressured by her mother
in law. Bride talked me intomessaging her to tell her that she would
no longer be a bridesmaid as shewas showing no enthusiasm. So with her

(41:36):
out of the picture, the planningwent hyperdrive. She would arrange video calls
with us bridesmaids and would keep uson for six hours, getting batty if
you said you had to come offthe call. Because I was her maid
of honor, I had it worsethan the other two. Four or five
nights a week she would video callme to talk about her wedding. The
bride. Yes, oh Jesus,Bride bridesmaids to not only babysit her children

(42:00):
during the reception, but to alsointervene if we saw them talking to someone
we didn't recognize. She also wantedus to act as bouncers and remove any
unwanted or unruly guests from the venue. Oh, I mean, to be
fair, I would do that foryou. Well, you're just you would
do that for fun, though,Yeah, I would do that just for
a laugh. Yeah true. Okay. So Bride insisted on making the seating

(42:22):
chart before she even send out invitationsinteresting not listening inter reason that it made
no sense at all. Yeah,interesting choice there, Yeah okay. Bride
asked one of the bridesmaids to makeall of her decorations and bouquets out of
paper. She agreed, but thebride didn't want to pay for it.

(42:43):
What she heard the cost of whatthe paper would cost to buy and was
unhappy about that, so she plannedto not pay the bridesmaid for her time
for making it. A few monthslater, Bride found out found cheaper things
so bought them, leaving leave herwith lots of samples out of pocket.
Bride didn't even tell her I didbecause I didn't want her to waste any

(43:06):
more money. Wow, that's wild. Through all of this, Bride would
complain that the groom wasn't helping anddidn't care about the wedding. Accurate,
he didn't care and didn't want toget married. I planned more of his
wedding than he did. He didn'thave any input into the guest list,
the seating chart, invitations, colorscheme, nothing. Bride liked to joke

(43:28):
that she forced him to propose andwhile he was busy ignoring his family for
his Xbox, not caring about hiswedding, Bride would post daily on social
media about how amazing he was,ooh ooh. Bride's daughter nine was going
to be the flower girl, soBride bought the dress online in June of

(43:50):
twenty twenty one, just hoping she'dfit into it. What a kid.
Well, it's a whole yeah,in a whole year way. Okay,
grow so much. That's interesting.Bride, when asking us to be bridesmaids,
said she would pay for our hair, makeup, nails. She demanded
we get our nails done and dress. Wow. This very quickly changed.
It didn't matter to her that Jaywas a nurse, so getting her nails

(44:13):
donu both be impractical and a wasteof money. In August twenty twenty one,
Bride made another hemn party group chat, where she left after telling you
what everyone I was in charge forher HEM party. She wanted a long
weekend get away with a lodge anda hot tub. Wow. I mean
that sounds nice, but I'm assumingshe's not gonna pay for it. Yeah.

(44:34):
No, I'm like, I getit, Like I also want that,
but be reasonable, babe. Yeah. Bride wanted her friend from UNI
to be in the wedding party,but not a bridesmaid. So she's decided
on a train bearer. Okay,I don't know what that means. Okay,
to carry her train. Okay,that makes sense. This lasted a

(44:55):
few weeks until the friend went oneweek without speaking to Ride, therefore being
uninvited from the wedding. Oh mygod, Oh my god. Bride stopped
asking us how we were doing,and everything became about her. She didn't
know that one of the bridesmaids hadsplit up with her partner of five years

(45:16):
until four months after it happened.Oh, this was around September of twenty
twenty one. It was at thistime that Bride decided to remove her as
a bridesmaid because she was obviously nota real friend because she didn't ask about
the breakup. Well like what soundslike? Yeah? Yeah. There was

(45:37):
no longer a bridesmaid group chap becauseBride had deleted it after she sent a
message and nobody had seen it infour hours, making us bad friends.
Anyway, Bride decided she would nottell her that she was no longer a
bridesmaid, and she wanted me tobe the one to tell her and remove
her from all invitations of the bridesmaidthat she was supposed to address is a

(46:01):
friend of hers and I was notgoing to do that. So I told
the other bridesmaid who was her bestfriend, and she took care of it.
Oh my god. She resigned asa bridesmaid, and Bride didn't think
anything was a miss. She thoughtit was fortunate coincidence. The last bridesmaid.
She spoke to me shortly after thisand told me she was only still

(46:21):
here because of me, because shedidn't want me to deal with this nightmare
alone. So we both resigned andclosed the door on the friendship with her.
Dang I would too, Yeah,so edit, I forgot. I
had forgotten. But Bride had bookeda meal package included in her venue,
one where children under twelve got kiddiefood nuggets or mac and cheese. She

(46:42):
asked that people whose kids were undertwelve if the kid wanted an adult me
instead, and then shame those whosaid no, what weird, so odd,
so odd, and then also bonus. Bride bought a dress secondhand.
It was unworn and unaltered, heavysatin, with a huge skirt and train.
It was seven hundred pounds and includeda veil. She wanted to add

(47:06):
long sleeves. It was strapless,a layer of lace over the full skirt,
a glitter to the top. Wouldshe usel a removable train, change
it from a zip back to acorset back, because then it will fit
me no matter what I weigh.She thought this was going to cost no
more than two hundred pounds. Whatyeah, okay, wow, So this

(47:28):
girl's just like a lit all Delulu. Yeah. She sounds like a cheapskate
too, which is always the worstfor a bride. Like, I get
it money, It's like, Idon't want to spend a ton of money
either on the wedding, But whenit comes to feeding people, when it
comes to requiring people to get youknow, hair, makeup and nails done

(47:50):
like you, then you should supplyit if you want them to look a
certain way. Otherwise, just letthem do what they're comfortable with. Like,
I don't understand the people that arelike no, all my bride mates
have to look the same. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't understand.
I mean, this lady just kindof sounds like the bride sounds just
not like a very I don't knowif they're always like this, but it

(48:10):
sounds like the wedding brought out theirworst characteristics, you know what I mean.
And she think it's interesting that likeweddings do that to some people.
It really and I get there's stressedpsychological studies on it because I'm like,
I swear that just turns some people. If I become a psychovich, I
don't think you will. I don'tthink so either. If you do,

(48:32):
I'll stand with you. Yeah.She'd be like, yeah, that's right.
I hope you slapped who grandma?Why because she's not gonna pay for
the catering. Yeah? Absolutely,absolutely, Okay, yeah, no,

(48:54):
for sure, for sure, forsure only grandma. And on the other
like, are you okay if youjust send someone? Yeah, I would
never sloping grandma. If you everlistened better listen to this podcast. I
would never imagine that was just somethingcrazy I thought of someone doing. Like
what if somebody did that, becausethere are people that expect like I'm going
to ask for money sending a pleadinglook at the microphone. Yeah, but

(49:20):
we'll put her account hashtags support ourwedding. But like if a family member's
like, no, I don't havemoney, or like oh no, I'd
be like cool. They give memoney for my birthday that's just coming up.
Give me money for Christmas. Idon't want nothing else, that's all
I want. I want money.Then give me your money. They're like,
well, I was gonna get yourgift for free. I'm like,

(49:42):
oh, ten dollars then please thankyou. That's twenty for the lack of
thought. Yeah, there you go. I feel like that's fair. That
makes sense to me. I spendlike maybe gift giving is my language though
it is, so I'm like,I spend minimum. But you know,
I already have Chloe's birthday gifts ordered. Her birthday is like almost exactly a
month away as of yesterday. Soso yeah, uh so I'm not excited

(50:08):
or anything. I probably will notbe able to last tell her birthday.
But she's yeah, planning my wholebirthday. But we came up with her
or her birthday theme and it's gonnabe amazing. It's also gonna be really
amazing. So but we'll talk aboutthose when they happen. Yeah. Yeah,
those are different segments. Okay,calm down, don't get greedy,

(50:29):
Okay, but going into the nextand last segment anyways, Yeah, segment,
last segment is fun fact. Igot two fun facts. Yeah,
sure, share your pump facts.Okay. Let us start with the engagement
and wedding rings are worn on thefourth finger of the left hand because it

(50:51):
was once thought that that vein inthe finger led directly to the heart.
And then I found some more informationon that that was from what the hell
is this called retail bridal wear Association? I trust them, okay, don't
question me. And the next informationis from Martin Bush Jewels Jewelers. Okay.

(51:13):
So, during ancient Egyptian times,people believe that a vein called the
veina amoris or vein of love,ran from the heart to the tip of
the fourth finger of the left hand. Wearing a redding ring over the vein
symbolized the strong love to people shared. In the sixteenth century, England's King
Edward declared that all couples must weartheir wedding rings on the fourth finger of

(51:35):
the left hand. Before the king'sdecree, most couples wore their wedding rings
on the thumb or middle finger ofthe left hand. In certain countries,
such as India, Poland, Greeceand Russia, the couple wears their wedding
rings on the fourth finger of theright hand. Today, scientists know that
all fingers of both hands have avein that runs through them, So in
reality, the couple can choose whicheverfingers they like to show their commitment to

(51:59):
each other. Ultimately, the choiceof which finger to wear your wedding ring
is yours? Interesting, So that'salso sorry. Sidebar is like me and
Steth were like, we can kindof make this whole wedding thing our own,
because whenever you do research, it'slike, none of this is a
rule, it's all just made up. Well, And the way that like

(52:19):
wedding and started was literally just likeexchange of goods. Yeah, like cows.
Yeah, like women were goods tobe exchanged. Yeah cow? Is
that a merchant? It's terrible itSo I'm like, it doesn't do we
really have to honor what was traditionaland any of that? I don't think
so nope. And if you're yeah, there's no need to be traditional.

(52:40):
And then and then this one isfun. So this is the tradition of
a wedding cake. And so thisone's actually really complicated. So to start
off, this was to symbolize thesubmission of a bride and the end of
her purity and to represent good luckand fertility. But it's worse than you
think, because how they actually didit? So as part of this is

(53:02):
did I say when ancient Greeks andRomans, as part of the nuptials,
the groom broke bread over the bride'shead? What and that was to symbolize
her submission and the end of herpurity? Bright away, I know,
and to represent good luck and fertility. Like, how is banging a bloaf
of bread gonna make me get thefuck? That didn't suit me? That

(53:24):
made me angry? Don't smash apiece of loaf over my head. During
the Middle Ages, a new takeon whiting cakes began. The newer approach
included cakes that were high stacked,and the newly weeds would kiss over it.
If they were successful in kissing withoutknocking the cake over, then it
was believed that they would be blessedwith many children, taking the gold the

(53:45):
bride's fertility. A step further,the English decided that child bearing would be
best increased by throwing the cake atthe bride. What is up with throwing
carbs at us for fertility? Fuckingcake and bread away from me? Why
do they think. Can you imagineif you just talking about cake smashing,
like the whole cake smashing thing divorce. Literally some of the ones I've seen,

(54:09):
I'm like, I'd be calling thepolice on you. Yeah, he
like, I've seen somewhere it lookslike he's trying to beat her face with
a cake, and I'm like,you're you're still hitting her with your hand.
You're assaulting her and also doing likehow much fucking money a woman spends
thank you on her makeup, hair, wedding, the photography, having everybody

(54:31):
there just to see her get humiliatedby her husband and the cake. I'm
like, guys, I got sometimesthat's like a ten thousand dollars shot.
You're ruining it, is, right, because like the makeup, the hair,
the venue, the dress and justrespecting your partner. Cake now and
you're waisting cake too. I'm like, it's just so much especial, especially

(54:53):
the one where the bride is clearlygoing like don't, don't, don't in
pushing Yeah, yeah, did yousee the one where he pushes her onto
the ground? Did you see theone where he takes out a whole fucking
sword so fucking phallic and like slicesit and just ruins it. Yeah,
the whole entire like six tiered cake. Why. I just like, I

(55:15):
truly don't understand. I'm like,when guys do that, I'm like,
was it worth impressing? You knowyour bros? Like if it impressed?
Also? Why what? Like?For what are you doing that? Are
you just so upset that you're nota five year old boy that needs to
be the center of attention anymore?Like, are you reaching in on that?

(55:37):
It's so ridiculous? Well, actuallyso I think I could talk more
about that. So this article hassome more stuff cutting the wedding cake.
Originally, the wedding cake was intendedto be passed up to the wedding guests
by only the bride in order toensure fucking fertility. What is up with
bread and fertility? I need tolook into some origins of this, because
you're screwed. I in that case, I eat gluten free bread, right?

(56:00):
Is that good? I don't thinkso. However, as weddings began
to be larger events, this becamea task for both the bride and the
groom. In time, the cakecutting ceremony began. The symbolism is that
the hand of the groom is placedover that of the brides to show his
support and as it promised to takecare of her and their future. All
got sweet. Yeah, the couplewas encouraged to cut from the bottom tier

(56:22):
as a reminder of the relationship's longevity. As for the attendees, having cake
after it's been cut by the couple'sbelieved to bring good luck. So I
would like, yeah, that shouldbe right at a wedding. That's that's
so sweet. Also, I findthis just interesting in other factors. I
really like cake a wedding or youknow how wedding cakes are so intricate.

(56:42):
But apparently the originally were often plainand simple, similar to today's fruitcakes.
Really yeah, I love a fruitcake. However, by the seventeenth century and
into the eighteenth sugar started to bemore affordable uh huh, and white icy
became used as not surprising, asymbol of the bride's virginity what as well
as an indicator of the wealth ofthe bride's family. Later on, having

(57:07):
color added to the icing, aswell as having teared cakes and elaborate designs
indicated even greater affluence and social status. The symbolism of the cake of the
couple feeding each other is to showthe others that they promised to look out
for each other forever. See that'sI think that's what they're saying. Though.
It's like, when you feed eachother, it shows you're nurturing.
You're like, I do like theidea of Seth because he's got way strong.

(57:30):
My whole right wrist is janked upfrom falling and Seth is much stronger.
I want him to cut any stuff, but I like the idea of
him. I love it when hefeeds me. I think that's cute.
Like, I don't think that theidea of feeding your partner by the cake
is a bad idea. No,I love that's adorable. And then a
little kiss after. Yeah, Ijust think that the people who like intentionally

(57:52):
ruin it. I'm like, youshould be able to say your vows after
cake cutting? Oh is how hot? Taike? That's my hot take.
You should be able to do yourvows after the cake cutting. This is
her new movement because at that point, I'm like, if you ruin my
makeup and my hair, you cannptialize it or whatever. Right, we

(58:15):
can be done. Yeah, yeahyou can. You can annull it.
Oh that's the word. Yeah,not nuptial. I just used a word
I thought of them that good.Well, you can't always be winners.
Yeah. So when we were talkingabout this, right we were talking about
the cakes and how it like originatedfrom like great ancient Greeks and Romans.

(58:35):
And I don't know how online peopleare, but on TikTok there's the whole
Roman Empire trend of asking a guyhow often they think about the Roman Empire.
It's apparently a lot. Apparently alot. The guy I'm seeing right
now says, once a week,I need to ask Emily did Oh what
did he say? He never thinksabout it. That's why he's superior to

(58:59):
that. Yeah, he never thinksabout it. But yeah, I'm saying
thinks about it once a week.He's like, actually no, actually,
and he could, like he couldtell me actual historical facts about it.
I was like, oh, you'relike wait, actually, like no,
like he actually knows things about it, you know things I couldn't say.

(59:22):
I don't understand personally, I couldn'tsay how I would know things. But
this has been also in my workplace. We've been talking about this trend a
lot and then we were trying tothink about what our specific Roman empires are,
like, what is something that wethink about all the women, like
not even women, but individuals,And like one of my coworkers was like,

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the movie Chicken Run. I thinkabout it at least once a week.
Wow. Interesting, I haven't thoughtabout that in a long time.
I was like, wow, that'sa deep cut. That's a deep cut.
And one of my other corporate workerswas like, I also think about
to check. I was like,what the hell? It was so funny.

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I feel like women's Roman empire issomething to do with like like royal
drama. Like every woman I knowover the age of thirty is like did
you see what Princess? I'm like, what news are you keeping? Royal
drama? That's not when I'm caughtup by Yeah, I heard. One

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person was like, it's murder.Murder, that is mine. I think
about murder. I think about murderevery day, easily, three to three
to ten times a day, everymoment pretty much. Anytime I'm outside,
I'm thinking about murder. I'm notgonna lie. If it's dark out and
i'm outside, I am scared.If it's a day out and I'm outside,
I'm thinking about how I could bemurdered. I was, oh,

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wait, on that hike with Emily, Oh well then yeah you should be
worried about in the woods. Well, and it was really intense hike,
and there was like it was astraight drop, and I was like,
I could be shoved off this soeasily a guy could somebody could just come
up behind me. Decided they don'tlike that much more likely that it was
great Emily, who would have plannedto murder? But I'm saying, like,

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if you were scared of murder,you should be more scared of your
friends. I was scared. It'smuch more likely that you're going to be
murdered by someone you know, thoughprobably you Well, why would I tell
you? I wouldn't have anybody totalk to. No, anyway, what's
your Roman Empire? And we'll talkto you next time? Yeah, tell
Us has this been recording the wholetime?