April 11, 2023 • 52 mins
Jessica (the latest bitch) joins in for this episode, a good ol' sister special! Chad defends kidnapping our sister. I give the quick and easy 8 step process to avoid illness when doing nails. Passing out stresses people out. Christmas parties are serious business when it comes to desserts.
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Okay, hi, and welcome tothat Bitch is hard. I really now
it's not a game show like it'sa gas like it's a game show.
We could do better one more time. Sorry, okay, hi, and
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welcome to that Bitch is always like. I'm Jessica Brumwick, I'm never Etalic,
and I'm Chloe Retalic. All right, so this is Jessica's first episode
with us. She finally joined us. If it happened because I'm always late,
she is. It's it's not likethis was your fault too. I
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like how we're framing it that way. Yeah, it's really not. We
we talked about doing this podcast formonths while Jessica I lived in the same
city as us, but of coursewe waited until she moved to actually get
our ship together enough to start thispodcast. It takes a long time,
and they're also always late. Soyeah, well, yes, jess says
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that had a chance to listen toour first episode. So yeah, that's
kind of fun because she's coming atthis with no idea of the format of
our show. I mean I didwalk her through it, but we'll see
what she remembered, right, probablynot a lot. Well, you wrote
it on a whiteboard and honestly,I don't even know half of it.
Well that's rough I did send thoughtthey'd be enough. So to start out,
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I mean, we kind of justtalk about a little bit about what's
going on with us specifically, thenwe dive into some Reddit drama, and
then we kind of go over withwhat we're looking forward to or what we're
hoping to do for the next week, so that way we can recap and
holding each other accountable, and wekind of just said kind of our thesis,
if you will, for this podcastis kind of helping siblings stay in
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touch and also helping families that struggleto figure out who's the least favorite sibling
or which sibling is running late themost, help them have a definitive answer
to that, at least for ourfamily, I feel like this is also
just a platform where we get tovoice our opinions on things, but they're
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valid, they're the best opinions,honestly exactly. So we'll guide you through
this, Jess. So you justsit back and relax and let's glide into
Agenda one, and that is whois the latest bitch of the week.
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So see, I'm torn here becausepart of me feels like it's Jessica because
we've already recorded to the episodes andthis is our third episode. But that
part is wrong. That part ofyou that feels that way is absolutely wrong.
So that's what's the other part saying. Because on the other hand,
I do have to acknowledge that Isaid I would be here at six and
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I got here at six times.I thought you were just going to say
that you are a complete bitch,and I was going to agree. Yeah,
it's the other hand, I amjust a total bitch, but we're
not talking about yeah, bitch,and that's yeah, that's the different,
different topic there. You're happing ahead. I love your what do they call
it? Spots book? And youknow, on that note, I'm gonna
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say that you were the latest then, because Jessica sus been doing great in
Florida. Jessica, can we actuallyget Chad on the line real quick?
It is Chad there. Can Ifind out how late you've been to thinks
in Florida? I mean I haven'tbeen because I don't leave the house,
so there's not really much I canbe late for. It's Chad there to
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answer that question, though, Yeah, I mean but he's gonna tell you,
all right, Well, then whyare you scared a lot of answer?
I would never be scared to lethim answer anything, because he would
answer exactly the way I would wanthim to answer mildly. It's extremely threatening.
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It's just the fact of the matter. There's no threat in there.
I think you're misreading this situation.Listen. Chat doesn't need your help.
Chat's fine, Chad's happy, he'shaving a great time. Yeah, Chad's
having the best time of his life. And that's you. You don't even
need to ask him, but I'lllet you just for the sake of things,
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you know. And I am stillnot at Chat because chadsell reason you're
you're in Florida, honey. Theywant to ask you how late I've been
to things? And I told them, like, I don't go anywhere,
so how can I be late tosomething? Give me the question again?
Okay, so while being in Florida, how frequently has just been late to
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things? She has not been lateto things while I'm Florida. Oh wow,
that's some beautiful improvement. We loveto hear it. Can you keep
a running list of when she islate? Though? It'll help our podcast
I will. I have my notepadready to go and prepared for any time
that she shows up late. I'msure it'll also be really good for the
relationship. Yeah, I don't keepingtrack of when somebody's like in a relationship
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at all times. I think that'shealthy. I completely about it. I
feel like that's good, especially ona podcast. I think this is going
to work out really well for me. I think I think I don't see
a way it couldn't. No,no, I don't see an argument starting
at all. Chad. Would youalso like to comment on the fact that
you stole our sister kidnapp dissolved?I have no comment. Interesting, Yeah,
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I'm sorry. I don't speak organanymore. All right, He's like,
I will give you a call later. I'm just kidding. I love
you. We love you too,Chad. Thanks for thanks for I was
expecting you to say more so Ithink I was waiting. I was like,
you love us and and I'm themain sister in his life as well.
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I know, but I love you. Anne. I'm so sorry we
kidnapped your sister. Well, Imean, you know, deep down,
who're sorry about that? Okay?Good? Yeah, Well, I'm happy
that we know that slobbe is thelatest. I feel like this is this
podcast is really starting to paint mea bad light, and I gotta be
honest. This is my third weekin the row as the latest bitch.
Oh, you gotta stop being abitch. That is harder than just stopping
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being late. I feel like Jessica'smishearing the agenda. Yeah, I think
she's just hearing me be a bitch, which will never change. And we
all love that. Oh oh aboutbeing late. Yeah, no, I'm
not late anymore because I don't haveanywhere to go. It makes it really
easy to not be late to thingswhen you have nowhere to go being dang
boo ladies, when you do,you're gonna be really on time, to
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your bed, to your dining table, into the toilet. That's right.
I mean that's reilet related tends onher diet that day. Oh no,
not for me. I'm very regular. Yeah, not for our little ibs
baby over here. I mean I'mpretty regular, unless just cheese, which
is like every other day. Okay, So I think that's enough for latest
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Bitch of the Week and all ofour many tangents. We went on in
that jas fan of time who who'sjust pissing us off this week? Agenda?
Agenda too, Who's who's just thegeneral biggest bitch in the family this
week? Yeah, maybe nobody's upsettingthis week. It is around the holidays,
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you know, because I was like, I honestly have been pretty good
with our parents lately, and youhave to just I feel like you have,
you've been you've been cruising as init. Yeah, honestly, like
everybody's not super irritating this week.Pretty impressive. Oh. I will actually
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here, I do have a leastfavorite bitch from work this week? Do
we want to do that throwout?And I'm not going to talk about where
I work, but I will sayI had a client at work and I
was consulting with this one woman andthe animal that she was meeting had severe
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health problems and was a little onthe nervous side and was a puppy and
her adult dog was also very nervousand fumback. Two nervous dogs make two
nervous dogs. No, yeah,way, no way. I know she
was hoping for a dog that woulduse her dog's confidence. So first I
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have to dive into all this medicalsome of which included hey, this um,
this puppy has like such a badheart murmur that there is a chance
that if you go to a specialist, they might tell you they have a
condition which could cause them to dropdead. Essentially, that's how severe the
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heart murmur is. But we don'tknow, and it would take at least
three months for a specialist to seethem. So rather than holding them for
three months, we were like,well, let's just see if we can
get them into a home. Andso we open up with that, which
is totally overwhelming for somebody here,and then we dive into She's like,
okay, fine, whatever, I'mready. I'm ready to gamble. Let's
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just bring this puppy in. Iwant to see what it's like with my
dog. And I said, okay, fantastic. Before we can do that,
I just want to talk a littlebit about, you know, raising
a puppy in general with a shyadult dog. And then she goes,
that's it, you're being discouraging.I'm leaving, and she gets up with
her dog and just starts to bargeout of the room and I'm training somebody.
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My trainee is looking at me baffled, her mouth wide open. She
has no clue what's happening? Andthen this woman, I said, I'm
sorry you feel that way, andshe said, it's not a killeen,
it's what you're doing. Oh wow. And storm's out hard enough that when
I go out to the front ofmy workplace, everybody's like, what happened
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in there? She like practically sprintedout of the building. And I was
like, I honestly wish I couldtell you how I wish I could tell
you. But moral of the storyis she actually ended up adopting a puppy
from me. About thirty minutes later, when she came back into the room
and set aside where you go.I'm surprised that you actually looked at her
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again. I would have had ahard time dealing with that. You know.
I decided to not be a bitfor the puppy's sake, But it
took a lot of It took alot from me not be a bitch.
But here we are. I'm notgonna lie. People are assholes to me.
It's not like I just don't runto them. I don't. My
opinion doesn't get to be I mean, I feel like I feel like you
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should be allowed a little bit.That would be nice that is pretty awful
though, so least savor is yourthat was your least favorite. I like
that. That was even that wasn'teven a coworker. I thought it was
gonna be a cool Oh, likethis was just a random person, and
like, but you know what's funnyas she came in the next day with
the puppy again because she was gonnashe wanted to buy a great from us,
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and I was like, oh,my god, Hi, how's it
going? And she was like hi, And you can see she was upset,
but my face told nothing. Ilooked perfectly happy. Nobody who was
there before it knew that her andI had a problem. Like everybody was
like, oh, like, wasthat a client you really liked? I
was like, nope, I hatedinvect but her puppies were all cute.
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I thought she adopted so and honestly, like, she spent twenty five thousand
dollars taking care of medical for adog previous, so actually, like doesn't
matter how she's talked to me,huge props to her. I think she
was just super overwhelmed by the situation, but like, huge props to her.
And if somebody's gonna adopt a medicallyconcerning Peppy. I hope it's somebody
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like that. So at the endof the day, I think like it
was the right choice. So thathas the money to do it, am
I Right? Yeah, but stillleast every person was the person who yelled
and stormed out on me on theThat was the first time I've ever been
stormed out on the five years thatI've worked. Wow, what I've been
stormed out on many times. Ido property tours and people will leave angrily.
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Yeah that sounds about right, veryangrily. And it's always funny because
just like in an empty apartment,I'm like, okay it fuck Jess,
I know you had a difficult clientyourself at work. How's that resolved?
Yeah, yeah, that's resolved.Now their projects done and now they're radio
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silent, so perfect. We loveto hear it. We love to hear
it or not hear it, youknow whatever. Shout back to the difficult
people in our lives, just removingthemselves. Thank you, thank you for
that. Let's move on to Agendathree. And that is the sickest,
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sickest gal. Yeah, so Jessjust doesn't really get to participate in this
one. Yeah, Jess, she'sa bitch install all of the good Jean.
She's a firstborn. Yeah. Iwas like, wait, like sick
as in like physically ill. Yes, yeah, you don't understand this one
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because I think you're Yeah, you'renot a chronically ill girl body person.
I'm actually doing pretty good. Idid have Clode wants me to talk about
my weird allergy with my with myfingers that I have for like nail glues
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and you know, gels and stufflike that. And this isn't well really
quick some background. Never got superinto doing nails during the pandemic. And
here's actually a cautionary tale for otherpeople doing nails at home. Yeah,
so fine, fact, if youdon't fully carry your gel, it can
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give you a lifelong allergic reaction togel polish. So you have to make
sure that is fully cured. Now, what they don't tell you, and
like what a lot of people showas a TikTok hack is to get press
ons from like Alta or online,fred Meyers, Freddie wherever, and do
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you can again for those of younot on the West coast, that's like
a grocery store that also has everything, Yeah, like a Walmart, but
not you know, to do thosepress onto which y'all and cure them.
But it cannot cure through the typicalpaint and decoration of those. So you
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can't do that, and never hasa lot of experience. Why that's a
really bad idea. Yeah, Soif you do that, your cuticles will
get really swollen and infected and thenyou will have plus come out of your
cuticles if you give your little fingersa squeeze. I had to remove all
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the false seas, of course,and my fingers were just swollen. An
I type a lot for work too, and so it was just really painful.
And I tested like so many differentglues and different things many times,
and each time I had like aworse and worse reaction. Whenever I was
doing gel glue under the light undera light and I have on tips that
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were glued on with a tiny bitof glue. And then I did powder
nails and the powder is fine,it's just the dip is fine. It's
just the gel top cut at theend that I get allergic to. And
so what I have to do beforeI get my nails done, I figured
out is take an allergy pill,go in get my nails. Did take
some bene drill. I get mynails done at night so that I can
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go home and take some benedril,hopefully before my skin figures out i've poisoned
it again. And then I willfall asleep and wake up and my skin
is in fact inflamed and then allaround my fingers, and then I just
take some I've proven another allergy pillor two, and then by like day
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two, my fingers are totally fineand not swollen anymore. So it's really
simple. So those are just theeasy steps. And I honestly feel like
it's always really good to just keeptesting things out on yourself, you know,
just like your physical body, Likeif something affects it, just try
something out and just keep going.And I think that's a really good and
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safe method to really start to understandproducts. And you know what, at
worst you'll end up with like alifelong allergy or like a sickness or you
know, something like that. ButI mean, up until that point,
until you're literally bleeding from your nails, how are you to know? How
was she supposed to know? Well? And that's and that's the thing you
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know that is just commendable about it, you know what I mean? I'm
like normal people might see puss comeout of their finger once before deciding hey,
I won't do that again. Neverhere took four times doing it herself,
with severe puss blistering, going downto for her first knuckle, her
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fingertips and just blood and puss andsisters for weeks and peeling, and each
time saying I won't do that again. But I'm like somebody who drinks a
little bit too much. That's,well, I won't do that again,
and then drinks the next day.Normally you're not hungover by like five o'clock
for that. For her, shehas blisters and callouses from blisters for sometimes
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weeks and she still will always doit again. But now she just you
know, follows those nice easy outlinesteps. It's like nine steps, it's
not that many and spend less thanten. And I think that it boils
down to perseverance. Like where there'sa will, there's a way. If
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that will is bloody and puss field, that's the will, and that's the
will that we're taking, and itwill lead to a way. And then
that way is a simple nine stepprocess wherein you only have a mild reaction,
just a mild one for a coupledays, and then she didn't even
have to go to the hospital.You know what I mean. It's a
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wind, folks. And that's wherewe say, you know what, don't
give up. If you fall offthat horse when it bucks you face first
onto the ground, you get backon it, broken leg, broken arm,
broken clavical You just keep going untilevery bone in your body is broken,
and you are riding that horse intothe sunset. And that's what we're
saying about her nails. They arelike that horse. She's riding them into
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the sunset with a very mild reactionin the nine step process. And I
think at the end of the day, that's a win for Yeah, I'd
say to be honest, Ever,that wasn't even the thing I expected you
to talk about this week. WhatSo another fun fact, Never and I
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also have little siblings that we goand see sometimes, one of which is
a twelve year old sister, andNever and I were he out with her.
We got to do a fun sleepoverand Never finally got a taste of
one of my patented chest pains,which was a lot of fun for everyone
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involved. So if you didn't catchlast last week, I'm pretty sure we
talked about it then, but becauseI went to the yard for it.
But basically, it just feels likeyou're being stabbed inside of your boob.
Oh, yeah, that happens toall of us, specifically the left boob.
And I feel like I just can'tcatch a deep breath at all.
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If I take a deep breath,it feels like I'm being stabbed harder.
I've done that, I have to. Yeah, personally, I don't know
how you deal with it, Jessica, but I compress that part of my
chest, take several shallow breaths,and then a huge inhale, sometimes three
huge inhales consecutively, and that tendsto fix it for at least the next
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sometimes five minutes, sometimes weeks.I really can't tell. And never got
to experience her first one, rightin front of our twelve year old sister.
Oh, I do feel bad.She did seem traumatize. She almost
hypermentilated. Yeah, I was like, I'm so sorry, but I do
feel like I could die right onthis pool table. I mean to be
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fair, though, like both ofyour bodies are rejecting themselves from the inside
out, and I think that thathas a lot to do with you know,
everything you guys face in sickness,you know what I mean. I
just think, Yeah, I justthink your bodies are rejecting themselves. And
I think it's a very interesting medicalphenomena that should be studied extensively. Yeah,
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it's not been studied. Uh.You know, my last my last
doctor's diagnosis was there's something wrong withyou, but we don't know what.
That's my official diagnosis. And thatis helpful. That is helpful because you
know, what you could do isjust like never, you just keep trying
different things until you find the thingthat is the least bad. And that's
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really it. And that's what itreally boils down to. Currently, I'm
just resorting to letting my boyfriend prettymuch just carrying me everywhere. Yeah,
her vertigo has basically made her awalking damsel in distress. She was always
faint, She's always throwing her andagainst her Okay, that hand does not
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go against the forehead. Twice,our mother, when I was last there,
looked at me and would go,what are you doing? And as
I'm starting to lean backwards, I'mlike what And then she's like, oh,
you're you're falling. I would grabme, and I'm like, okay,
kind of a dick move. Jay. That's kind of my favorite when
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I'm out with you, Chloe andyou just go, hey, jess Um,
I think I need you to holdme up because I'm probably gonna fall
down. And you know, forme, it's like we'll be at a
bar or out dancing, and Iguess in my mind, I'm thinking,
why why are we here if you'regoing to fall down? I think what
it really boils down to is ifyou're looking for a consistent trust fall buddy,
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I'm it. Well, you're theone relying on them, so it
really trust fall. But that club, if you're looking to test, you're
reflexing, you're a trust there yougo, Yeah, it's me. I'll
be there for that. But yeah, never fall to get more and more
like me, and I can't waittill she also has spontaneous vertigo. I
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think it'll be a lot of funfor both of us. Yeah, I
honestly can't wait until I'm eighty andI'm taking care of both of you.
I think that's really where it's allboiling down to, is I just know
that I'm going to be like theninety four year old caretaker of my two
younger sisters. And it will beit will be interesting. You know.
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You know what else I love asNev and I are both dating guys with
substantially higher ages than usum, butwho do I really think it is going
to be caretaking him? Who?Seth is literally drag in my ass to
and from the belt ards. Iliterally can barely survive now, and he
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is like, oh, I lovemy little branny. Yeah, I'm truly
picturing like some circulation socks and like, I'm nice wheel chair for both of
you here and like the next tenyears, I'm And it's just like a
leisure wheelchair. It's not like becauseyou're like can't walk, It's because you're
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a hazard, you know what Imean? Like, and you know those
little buttons, the life alerts.I'm gonna get you both those in ten
years for your birthdays. But canthey go to you that way? When
you guys back, you can justcome thank god? Yeah yeah, yeah,
they'll just page me directly because honestly, I'm probably the most reliable person
that could come to your rescue.Probably picture it now. Fifteen hours later,
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I'm like, hey, was thatlike a serious thing or did you
just fall in a bathtub. You'regood. I'm fine. Someone found me.
I dragged myself out the front doorinto the stream. One of the
neighbors found me. So I'm doingpretty good there. You can tell how
good my health is by the factthat I was showering one day and my
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shampoo bottle fell and my boyfriend literallycame sprinting into the bathroom so fast he
almost fell down running into the bathroomand was winded because he thought I fell,
like hit my head, and hewas worried he was gonna found me,
find me like unconscious in the water. He was like, oh my
god, you almost give me aheart attack. I thought you thought you
like die. It's like, no, I think that's a great test for
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you. The shampo who test,And I think that you should do it,
maybe wanted two times a week,just to really keep him on his
toes for when it does happen,because it is bound to happen. And
honestly, I think just having himready and you can time him, you
can keep a timer with you andlet him know, Okay, that was
twenty five seconds, so yeah,and then that way he's just prepared.
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Yeah, I think Okay. Ithink the moral of the story is never
is the sickest bitch this week,but this week, but I'm perpetually.
Also said she is also doing wellin the sick game. Also really quick.
I just wanted to discuss also.The first time that I passed out
that I remember was in the bathroomat our parents place and I was like
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twelve, and I was taking waytoo hot a shower or something, and
Chloe was just in the bathroom likedoing our hair or makeup, and we
were talking for a while, andall this sudden, like my vision started
to black out and I started havingthis really like high ringing in my ear,
and I tried to call out forChloe, but it kind of felt
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like like slow yea, it waslike inaudible, you know, vocals.
And then all of a sudden,I passed out. And when I came
to, I had Chloe and ourparents both looking down at me, and
Chloe just like, you look reallypale, and Chloe said that she had
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seen my butt flush flash out.Yeah, and just like thought it was
funny and I had fallen down,but in reality had like passed down and
hit my head in the shower.So I love that now Chloe is falling
perpetually. I blacked out like fouryears ago from not eating enough in a
bass Pro shop and I just literallyfell forward with my face and I think
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my eyes were saved because my glasseshad a huge scratch on them. And
all I remember is coming to andI was standing at the time. One
of the store cloaks were just standingover me, and the store cloak you're
not okay, You're not okay,just start anicking. I was like,
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I think I just really need toeat, and it's like, you're not
okay, go at me. Ithink he meant to say, are you
okay? Not he panicked. Heforgot all his training. You're not okay
now, miss, I just needto even know nothing's gonna be all right.
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He's pretty much almost like terrifying thingsto come out of a black out
too, Like, yeah, yourfamily's all standing over you, But if
they were all just screaming you're notokay, I I'm sorry. I just
imagine I imagine the guy who didmy root canal and when I come to
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and being like, you're not okay, I might get back. Well,
wait, dude, dude, didI tell this roe of them when I
fainted because I had a UTI andthe flu at the same time. Wasteria.
Yeah, but I don't remember.If I've talked about it on the
podcast, you haven't. When Iwas in college, I had a UTI,
which was it was my first UTIever, and I just remember being
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miserable. I was peeing every twoseconds. I was sharing a room with
somebody, so I was like Iwas in the lobby of my fucking dorm
and going to the bathroom every twoseconds and sleeping on the couch in between,
and just had to deal with Atsome point, people started walking through
as this As this process was happening, and it got to like noon,
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I was starving. I hadn't eatenanything. I was so sick. I
called the Student Student Medical Center beinglike I need help, and they're like,
well, we'll call you back,man, And I said, Okay,
while they're going to call me back, let me go down and put
something into my body. And Ijust go down to the cafeteria. I
get just like a muffin, somethingeasy, and I'm trying to pay for
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the muffin and I just remember I'mstanding trying to pay the cash here and
I was like, why won't hetake my card? And I just remember
trying to call the card and beinglike, why won't he take it?
And then I was like why isit black all of a sudden And then
I wake up and the first thingI see is this woman standing over me.
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Are you pregnant? Man? Man? Could you be pregnant? And
I was like what? And forfurther context, I literally lost my virginity
three days ago, and I waslike you God, but I was like
I don't know why, am Iplease? No? I was I was
a doctor, like that's and literallyand then I looked at my phone and
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the student medical office had called mewhile I was unconscious, and I was
like sick and they were like,you were out for two minutes. That's
not good. And I was like, okay, that is a long time.
That was a long time. Yeah. Then they walked me over to
the end a medical office. Itwas fine, but yeah. I also
blacked out when I got my firsttime too, but that was because the
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guy was dating at the time gaveme an oxy cotton and I had never
taken one, and they were likethe strongest ones you could take, and
he was crazy at the time.He's like just chew it, just chew
it and swallow it. No.Yeah, so I chewed it up and
swallowed it and apparently just like coatedmy throat and didn't go down because I
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chewed it up like an idiot.And I was like, okay, I
don't feel anything. I'm you know, still nervous about my tattoo. And
he's like, let's just drink drinksome Wendy soda and Eda Burger. Well
that washed it right down. AndI just remember watching him get a tattoo,
and I was like, you know, I feel hot and shaky,
and I feel really i feel reallynot right. And I was like,
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I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. And the next thing I know,
I mean, I in my mindjust went to the bathroom, washed my
hands, walked out, you know, walked back over. But I wake
up to them over me, withme passed out on the bathroom floor,
halfway out of it, halfway outof it, and just laying face down
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and then yelling are you okay?And I'm thinking, well, yeah,
I'm fine. I'm like standing up. Why are you screaming at me?
And then I realized I'm actually ona floor, So what's really straightened.
Is that you like, sometimes yourmemories keep going like it just feels like
things are fine, but you're actuallycompletely unconscious. No, you guys have
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never had that out of body that'sinsane. I astral production. I black
out and I hit the floor.I imagine blacking out is what I imagine
being dead is. I don't knowanything that's happening, and it's just I
don't well. I apparently just keepliving my life. So we know em
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and I are just gonna piece thefuck out. Um, So let's move
on to Agenda four. That iswhere Chloe is going to pull up some
Reddit threads for us to discuss giveour opinions on It's So this is a
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slightly longer one. I just reallyliked the title, so I thought we
would try that. So it's amI the asshole for calling my wife unreasonable
for backing out of spending Christmas withmy family after my mother rejected her cookie
sample. WHOA, that's a reallylong title. I feel like we just
read the story. I'm already someone. I'm not sure who yet. I
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think the family were in a figureout, so the context for every holiday,
my mother would ask the woman inthe family already kind of a Dickmaily
likes my sister's sister in law,my wife, my female cousins to send
samples of the desserts they plan tobring to the celebration. I already don't
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like this woman. To see ifthese desserts could make it to the food
menu is context. Yeah, somy wife has been complaining about my mother
deliberately rejecting every dessert sample she's sentso many times. My mother has told
her that she's being honest and keepingthe guests best interest at harror. Yeah,
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my wife still thought that my mother'sdeliberately excluding her since two of her
dessert samples were rejected before. Forthis year's Christmas, my mother is doing
the same thing, but this timeshe told every woman who was participating to
make a cookie sample and send itto her for testing. My wife took
it as a challenge, and tobe honest, she worked really hard to
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make a good sample and sent itto my mother days ago, and the
results just came in yesterday. I'mso dramatic. You were not the father
of the cookie like. I camehome from work and found my wife upset.
I asked what's wrong, and shetold me that my mother rejected the
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sample she sent and decided to excludeher from baking. Sorry, to exclude
her baking from the food list slashmenu for Christmas this year. I didn't
know what to say, but thenshe told me she was backing out of
the invitation to attend Christmas with myfamily. I was stunned when I heard
her make this statement. I triedto talk to her, but she said
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it was done. Sorry. Icalled her unreasonable to decide to bail on
the whole family over some cookie sample. That's just freaking crazy and quite unreasonable.
We had a full on argument aboutit, and she stated that my
mother caused this, But I toldher that my mother is pretty serious and
careful about food she offers to theguests, since we are going to have
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relatives coming from all sides of thecountry. She told me to stop mentioning
it. Later I heard her crydespite telling her that her baking is amazing
and people have preferences, that's all. Am I the asshole for insisting that
her decision was yes, yes,what the fuck? Like a hundred percent?
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Honestly, I would start lacing everysample I sent this woman. Yeah,
I mean it would be laced withmarijuana. I would be like,
you've tried so many drugs by thetime you've had my cookies. I don't
even know if I trust to enjoyyour diarrhea. Bitch. Yeah, I
mean like I think that he isobviously raised by this woman first of all,
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to be like telling someone they're unreasonableand crazy for having the feelings that
they do because rejection has rejection.But she wanted to buy your husband's family.
I think that's like, okay,one thing I will say, though,
I wouldn't have never married into thisfamily, like so it sounds awful.
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I would have to compete. Bitch. I'm doing you a favor.
I'm bringing you a treat. Ilike I cannot. We had her and
her boyfriend over for dinner. Imagineif she brought desserts and I took a
bite and I said, oh,this is actually pretty awful. I would
like you to bring something else ifyou're going to be serving it to me
and my partner, because we deservebetter things. Um you know, I
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mean having people come from like Iowa, Mississippi, Ohio, like we're not
looking for a sophisticated menu. Ma'am, what are you talking about I know,
I'm like, excuse you, Susan, They're gonna like my lemon bar's
just fine. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, Pam, what makes you
think every woman is cooking cookies inher fucking kitchen? Thirdly, I mean,
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what is your where are you inthe nineteen fifties? We also like
justice women too. Yes, yewas that much from start to fam start
to finishing. So here's the thingis, there's actually more justification. Oh
info, If you're asking whose cookiesample made it to the menu, the
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answers my sister and my two cousins. Info. A few things to put
on here. One, my wifewasn't the only one whose sample was rejected.
We have sister in law's brother's wifeand my younger sisters. My mother
did not force anyone to participate.It was up to whoever wanted to take
a part. This is about thedessert, since my mother tends to be
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very careful in this category. Butfor other types of foods, dishes,
appetizer, appetizers, sal's stuff likethat is welcome, as she stated,
update great. So I just gotoff the phone with my brother and he
told me that his wife is doingthe same thing as my wife, and
she has decided to back out ofthe invitation to spend Christmas with my family
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as well. Turns out my wifemust have told her about her decision decision,
and she decided to follow her lead. My brother's pissed, saying,
my wife is encouraging his wife todo this. I think someone needs to
bring why Gordon Ramsay to this woman'sfucking Christmas dinner and have him sample the
desserts, because I'm telling you,if every dessert is not up to snuff,
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like I am going to spit itout on her table. If I
go to her Christmas, I wouldbe sticking my fingers in the middle of
it and being like, the consistencyis shit. I see that the problem
has just gotten bigger. Now,who knows my younger sister might join in
and decide not to go as well. I don't know how this got out
of control so quickly. I guesswe'll try to have a discussion with my
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other about this soon and see howit goes. It's because your bitch,
because Susan's had of control. Yeah, here's the deal. It's like,
if everything around you feels like aproblem, it's probably you that's the problem
Susan, And I'm just saying,like, nine out of ten, I
guarantee this woman, it's just ahorrible person to be around around. Like
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can you imagine sitting and having aconversation with Susan and she's talking like this
too. She's saying, I'm havingeveryone sending the dessert samples because if they're
just made up to snop, I'mjust not going to put them on the
menu, Like, bitch, whoare you? It's fucking butter and sugar.
Nine times out of ten it's gonnataste good, Like are you a
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Michelin star chef? Like what whatare you doing? Can you imagine?
Also, because I don't know familyevents, it's like sometimes it's the kid
that bakes and things. It's likeugly, you know, and and like
oh, jasper, our little brothermade that dessert, isn't it. Oh
that's that's hideous. That's not gonnabe up to code. Sorry, doesn't
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make it. Go dump it inthe trunch where it belongs, like where
you stop crying because it's just notgood. Yeah, I'm gonna start bringing
that energy to a lot of things. I'm gonna ask for people to bring
me things samples. Yeah, I'msorry. If you're gonna be bringing me
a present this year, I'm gonnaneed you to set some samples some some
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things you might be and then Ilike, you know, if I want
the full gift from you after that, based on your sample, I think
I'm gonna start doing it strangers aswell. Like I would like you to
give me a sample of your massagefirst, and if it's not something that
I would like, I'm not gonnapay for it. You're like, man,
I'm a barista, a guy.The guest should just sighing and being
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like not another one. Like it'slike, man, we're at a bus
stop. I'm gonna give you ofa sauce. I am, like,
I would just really like to sampleit. Bring you, sir here,
give me a sample of your conversation. See, I'll do this. I
get a sample of a raise,just like and then I'll get back to
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you. Yeah, I just wantto make sure. Yeah, I'm gonna
start asking my boyfriend for like favorslike that. Hey, um, you've
offered to like clean a house.Can I just get a sample of that,
just to make sure he's already donethat. I know he's you can't
say that, well, he's alreadyhe's already cleaned my house and bought me
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shoes and drives me around everywhere withthe fuck salt? What well, I
was my sample? Like, ifa man asks you to marry him,
what you say is like, youknow what, I would just like a
sample first, So like, I'mgonna need you to give me a sample
of the wedding, like a wholeentire setup of it, and I just
want to run through it and seeif it's and be worth it. Honestly,
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I like that is I mean,I'm pretty sure that's called a rehearsal.
But no, no, no,that's not it, because the rehearsal
is for the real wedding. Thesample like can literally just be rejected.
I don't think you can just rejectin the middle of the rehearsal, like
how I'm imagining it. You know, it's like you at the altar,
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you can definitely reject at the rehearsal. You bring me a sample of three
seventy thousand dollars rings, right,just a quick little sample something like non
you know, committal, really,and then if I don't like them,
I will reject them. And thenI will reject to you. As funny
as I had a boss whose fianceproposed to her three times and she said
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no three times or three sometimes becauseof the ring. She rejected his proposal,
and then on the third she wentand picked out a ring with him
from a pancha. But then itturns out that ring was stolen, so
then it had to get to camp. Wait, that's kind of karma for
being an asshole. I just feellike at that point, like your marriage
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is just not meant to be.How do you get to the point of
like proposing to someone one without knowingwhat they want to be proposed to with?
And two like how do you havesomebody proposed to you and say no
solely because of the ring? Andthen you go back for more Yes,
(44:27):
baby, but like also, weneed to get a new ring because this
one doesn't suit me. Yeah,Like what, but I do want to
spend the rest of my life withyou. It's more like for this person,
they were like, you know,I really don't know based on that
ring if I want to spend mylife with you. And that's a weird
thing. To base the rest ofyour life on a weird thing. I
might get that's a weird thing,only thing holding you back? Yeah,
(44:52):
wild, everything about you is perfect. I absolutely love you. Can't imagine
waking up to like without you.But honestly, we don't bring the right
ring, and I can probably reimaginethat whole future just without you. I
mean, I agree, but butplease just think about if somebody brought you
like a square cut like square ashell, just the most square diamond you've
(45:16):
ever seen. I mean, Ithink I'd still if I love them enough,
I'd just be like, Josh,you haven't let me finish. It's
a yellow diamond. Oh I've alwayswanted to yellow diamond. But the side
stones are blue and sapphire. Ohsorry, okay, but what color is
the band rose Goal? Yeah?Okay, well why does he have such
(45:42):
bad taste? I don't know he'syour fiance? No, he did not,
because, like return the ring,you've been working on him for months,
Jessica used to be it's custom.Oh yeah, and on the inside
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it says, I hope you likeme as much as this ring. It's
like after seeing that ring, Ido. I love that we just roasted
a woman being like, why wouldyou do that? But also if it
was the right ring, we are. I mean, but that's you can
still take that ring and sell itfor what it's worth because it's got a
(46:27):
sapphire, a diamond and like arub I mean, it's it's gonna be
worth something. It's not worth nothing, So you just take it, bring
it back and get it or accidentallylose it because they have to get insurance
on it, so you accidentally loseit and then they get you a new
ring. Yeah, onto the ontothe next part of our agenda. Jess
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was not careful goal setting last week, so Nev and I will be discussing
what goals we had and covering wherewe got on those, and then Jess
will get a chance to set somegoals. Yeah. So mine was to
do a date night or a spanight with my boyfriend, and to be
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honest, I didn't. Yeah Idon't think we did. Um, you
were supposed to do it for him, so you did not? I did
not. Yeah, I sure didit. It's because we went out of
town and then I've had a reallybad vertico this week, so he has
again been taking taking care of me. Leslie just passed the whole floor and
stead up like a really cute datenight on the floor, because how when
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you fall down, you're already likehalfway there. Good idea, I will
say. I took him out fora little breakfast date. I took him
out and all we got coffee andwe got some pastries and we brought his
dog with us, and that wasreally fun the dog. And then my
other one was to stretch five minutesthree times a week, and I actually
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did it. I've remembered it andI did it, and I did it
using Jessica's old yoga mat. Butthe problem was my cat attacks me every
fucking time because she loves that yogamat. So the second I touch it,
she starts grabbing my arm or myleg and biting me. My cat
does that too, AND's I remembernow why I stopped doing yoga, because
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I used to do yoga frequently,And now I remember, it's Pebble's fault.
You have to just get her herown yoga mat so that when you
do yoga, you set it upnext to you and then she can do
yoga with you. That's what Ihear. And then the other thing is
I had a new staff member startat my work and I started training her
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last week. She's doing well,I'm hoping to get her more trained up.
This next week gets her last weekof training before she's a little bit
more solo, and so I'm reallyhoping she's going to be at the point
to do some things independently this week. So we will see. Nice done.
Yeah, did you want to setan apol Oh? Yeah, new
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goal for next week? Get myat least three of my staff up to
new skills. I like it.And again stretching, maybe getting Pablo yoga
Matt if she deserves it. Nice. Nice, Okay. My goals were
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two nights of oculus, which Idid not do, and she forgot that
she was gonna do it until Imentioned to her Friday or no Saturday that
I have been stretching. Yeah,I've been. Um, I've been not
about that life. I've been goingto bed at eight thirty nine, you
know, sharp so and then glutenfree bread making some of that I think
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was my goal and I happened.Me and Steth both have been baking a
lot and cooking and it's been reallytasty. You also my gloom free cookies.
I did does really want those makethe money now. They would not
know they were so dry and theywere so probably I followed the recipe.
Either way, they were left inthat been too long. It wasn't a
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fault. Thank you. Um.Okay, my goals for next week is
take oh oh, take the Kiato get cleaned. If I have money,
we're gone financial thing. I'd likea financial planner book, but I'm
just gonna casually set those goals.Yes, any goals for you next week
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or whenever you join us next Probablyto keep up with the training from the
dog trainer nice because we have todo it every day for the rest of
his life. Yeah, I don'tknow. Continue to make friends in Florida.
Yeah, explore more in Quarida,which I will be because I'm going
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to Disney World in December and pumbeep, so it's gonna be so fun.
Yeah, I'm really excited. OhI'm stoked for you. Okay.
Well I wrote down your goals justin case you don't remember them when we
and we can bring them up nexttime. Okay, sounds good. I
love you so much, Love youboth so much. It was so fun
(51:22):
to do this with you. Loveyou days, Love you days. Thank
you for joining us, Thank youfor having me. Okay, have a
good night tell chat. We saidhello and goodbye all well, Love you
guys, Love you, hi Ya. Has this been recording the whole time
Okay, hi, and welcome tothat Bitch is hard. I really now
it's not a game show like it'sa gas like it's a game show.
We could do better one more time. Sorry, okay, hi, and
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welcome to that Bitch is always like. I'm Jessica Brumwick, I'm never Etalic,
and I'm Chloe Retalic. All right, so this is Jessica's first episode
with us. She finally joined us. If it happened because I'm always late,
she is. It's it's not likethis was your fault too. I
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like how we're framing it that way. Yeah, it's really not. We
we talked about doing this podcast formonths while Jessica I lived in the same
city as us, but of coursewe waited until she moved to actually get
our ship together enough to start thispodcast. It takes a long time,
and they're also always late. Soyeah, well, yes, jess says
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that had a chance to listen toour first episode. So yeah, that's
kind of fun because she's coming atthis with no idea of the format of
our show. I mean I didwalk her through it, but we'll see
what she remembered, right, probablynot a lot. Well, you wrote
it on a whiteboard and honestly,I don't even know half of it.
Well that's rough I did send thoughtthey'd be enough. So to start out,
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I mean, we kind of justtalk about a little bit about what's
going on with us specifically, thenwe dive into some Reddit drama, and
then we kind of go over withwhat we're looking forward to or what we're
hoping to do for the next week, so that way we can recap and
holding each other accountable, and wekind of just said kind of our thesis,
if you will, for this podcastis kind of helping siblings stay in
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touch and also helping families that struggleto figure out who's the least favorite sibling
or which sibling is running late themost, help them have a definitive answer
to that, at least for ourfamily, I feel like this is also
just a platform where we get tovoice our opinions on things, but they're
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valid, they're the best opinions,honestly exactly. So we'll guide you through
this, Jess. So you justsit back and relax and let's glide into
Agenda one, and that is whois the latest bitch of the week.
(02:43):
So see, I'm torn here becausepart of me feels like it's Jessica because
we've already recorded to the episodes andthis is our third episode. But that
part is wrong. That part ofyou that feels that way is absolutely wrong.
So that's what's the other part saying. Because on the other hand,
I do have to acknowledge that Isaid I would be here at six and
(03:05):
I got here at six times.I thought you were just going to say
that you are a complete bitch,and I was going to agree. Yeah,
it's the other hand, I amjust a total bitch, but we're
not talking about yeah, bitch,and that's yeah, that's the different,
different topic there. You're happing ahead. I love your what do they call
it? Spots book? And youknow, on that note, I'm gonna
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say that you were the latest then, because Jessica sus been doing great in
Florida. Jessica, can we actuallyget Chad on the line real quick?
It is Chad there. Can Ifind out how late you've been to thinks
in Florida? I mean I haven'tbeen because I don't leave the house,
so there's not really much I canbe late for. It's Chad there to
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answer that question, though, Yeah, I mean but he's gonna tell you,
all right, Well, then whyare you scared a lot of answer?
I would never be scared to lethim answer anything, because he would
answer exactly the way I would wanthim to answer mildly. It's extremely threatening.
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It's just the fact of the matter. There's no threat in there.
I think you're misreading this situation.Listen. Chat doesn't need your help.
Chat's fine, Chad's happy, he'shaving a great time. Yeah, Chad's
having the best time of his life. And that's you. You don't even
need to ask him, but I'lllet you just for the sake of things,
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you know. And I am stillnot at Chat because chadsell reason you're
you're in Florida, honey. Theywant to ask you how late I've been
to things? And I told them, like, I don't go anywhere,
so how can I be late tosomething? Give me the question again?
Okay, so while being in Florida, how frequently has just been late to
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things? She has not been lateto things while I'm Florida. Oh wow,
that's some beautiful improvement. We loveto hear it. Can you keep
a running list of when she islate? Though? It'll help our podcast
I will. I have my notepadready to go and prepared for any time
that she shows up late. I'msure it'll also be really good for the
relationship. Yeah, I don't keepingtrack of when somebody's like in a relationship
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at all times. I think that'shealthy. I completely about it. I
feel like that's good, especially ona podcast. I think this is going
to work out really well for me. I think I think I don't see
a way it couldn't. No,no, I don't see an argument starting
at all. Chad. Would youalso like to comment on the fact that
you stole our sister kidnapp dissolved?I have no comment. Interesting, Yeah,
(05:48):
I'm sorry. I don't speak organanymore. All right, He's like,
I will give you a call later. I'm just kidding. I love
you. We love you too,Chad. Thanks for thanks for I was
expecting you to say more so Ithink I was waiting. I was like,
you love us and and I'm themain sister in his life as well.
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I know, but I love you. Anne. I'm so sorry we
kidnapped your sister. Well, Imean, you know, deep down,
who're sorry about that? Okay?Good? Yeah, Well, I'm happy
that we know that slobbe is thelatest. I feel like this is this
podcast is really starting to paint mea bad light, and I gotta be
honest. This is my third weekin the row as the latest bitch.
Oh, you gotta stop being abitch. That is harder than just stopping
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being late. I feel like Jessica'smishearing the agenda. Yeah, I think
she's just hearing me be a bitch, which will never change. And we
all love that. Oh oh aboutbeing late. Yeah, no, I'm
not late anymore because I don't haveanywhere to go. It makes it really
easy to not be late to thingswhen you have nowhere to go being dang
boo ladies, when you do,you're gonna be really on time, to
(07:02):
your bed, to your dining table, into the toilet. That's right.
I mean that's reilet related tends onher diet that day. Oh no,
not for me. I'm very regular. Yeah, not for our little ibs
baby over here. I mean I'mpretty regular, unless just cheese, which
is like every other day. Okay, So I think that's enough for latest
(07:23):
Bitch of the Week and all ofour many tangents. We went on in
that jas fan of time who who'sjust pissing us off this week? Agenda?
Agenda too, Who's who's just thegeneral biggest bitch in the family this
week? Yeah, maybe nobody's upsettingthis week. It is around the holidays,
(07:47):
you know, because I was like, I honestly have been pretty good
with our parents lately, and youhave to just I feel like you have,
you've been you've been cruising as init. Yeah, honestly, like
everybody's not super irritating this week.Pretty impressive. Oh. I will actually
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here, I do have a leastfavorite bitch from work this week? Do
we want to do that throwout?And I'm not going to talk about where
I work, but I will sayI had a client at work and I
was consulting with this one woman andthe animal that she was meeting had severe
(08:30):
health problems and was a little onthe nervous side and was a puppy and
her adult dog was also very nervousand fumback. Two nervous dogs make two
nervous dogs. No, yeah,way, no way. I know she
was hoping for a dog that woulduse her dog's confidence. So first I
(08:50):
have to dive into all this medicalsome of which included hey, this um,
this puppy has like such a badheart murmur that there is a chance
that if you go to a specialist, they might tell you they have a
condition which could cause them to dropdead. Essentially, that's how severe the
(09:11):
heart murmur is. But we don'tknow, and it would take at least
three months for a specialist to seethem. So rather than holding them for
three months, we were like,well, let's just see if we can
get them into a home. Andso we open up with that, which
is totally overwhelming for somebody here,and then we dive into She's like,
okay, fine, whatever, I'mready. I'm ready to gamble. Let's
(09:33):
just bring this puppy in. Iwant to see what it's like with my
dog. And I said, okay, fantastic. Before we can do that,
I just want to talk a littlebit about, you know, raising
a puppy in general with a shyadult dog. And then she goes,
that's it, you're being discouraging.I'm leaving, and she gets up with
her dog and just starts to bargeout of the room and I'm training somebody.
(09:56):
My trainee is looking at me baffled, her mouth wide open. She
has no clue what's happening? Andthen this woman, I said, I'm
sorry you feel that way, andshe said, it's not a killeen,
it's what you're doing. Oh wow. And storm's out hard enough that when
I go out to the front ofmy workplace, everybody's like, what happened
(10:18):
in there? She like practically sprintedout of the building. And I was
like, I honestly wish I couldtell you how I wish I could tell
you. But moral of the storyis she actually ended up adopting a puppy
from me. About thirty minutes later, when she came back into the room
and set aside where you go.I'm surprised that you actually looked at her
(10:39):
again. I would have had ahard time dealing with that. You know.
I decided to not be a bitfor the puppy's sake, But it
took a lot of It took alot from me not be a bitch.
But here we are. I'm notgonna lie. People are assholes to me.
It's not like I just don't runto them. I don't. My
opinion doesn't get to be I mean, I feel like I feel like you
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should be allowed a little bit.That would be nice that is pretty awful
though, so least savor is yourthat was your least favorite. I like
that. That was even that wasn'teven a coworker. I thought it was
gonna be a cool Oh, likethis was just a random person, and
like, but you know what's funnyas she came in the next day with
the puppy again because she was gonnashe wanted to buy a great from us,
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and I was like, oh,my god, Hi, how's it
going? And she was like hi, And you can see she was upset,
but my face told nothing. Ilooked perfectly happy. Nobody who was
there before it knew that her andI had a problem. Like everybody was
like, oh, like, wasthat a client you really liked? I
was like, nope, I hatedinvect but her puppies were all cute.
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I thought she adopted so and honestly, like, she spent twenty five thousand
dollars taking care of medical for adog previous, so actually, like doesn't
matter how she's talked to me,huge props to her. I think she
was just super overwhelmed by the situation, but like, huge props to her.
And if somebody's gonna adopt a medicallyconcerning Peppy. I hope it's somebody
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like that. So at the endof the day, I think like it
was the right choice. So thathas the money to do it, am
I Right? Yeah, but stillleast every person was the person who yelled
and stormed out on me on theThat was the first time I've ever been
stormed out on the five years thatI've worked. Wow, what I've been
stormed out on many times. Ido property tours and people will leave angrily.
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Yeah that sounds about right, veryangrily. And it's always funny because
just like in an empty apartment,I'm like, okay it fuck Jess,
I know you had a difficult clientyourself at work. How's that resolved?
Yeah, yeah, that's resolved.Now their projects done and now they're radio
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silent, so perfect. We loveto hear it. We love to hear
it or not hear it, youknow whatever. Shout back to the difficult
people in our lives, just removingthemselves. Thank you, thank you for
that. Let's move on to Agendathree. And that is the sickest,
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sickest gal. Yeah, so Jessjust doesn't really get to participate in this
one. Yeah, Jess, she'sa bitch install all of the good Jean.
She's a firstborn. Yeah. Iwas like, wait, like sick
as in like physically ill. Yes, yeah, you don't understand this one
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because I think you're Yeah, you'renot a chronically ill girl body person.
I'm actually doing pretty good. Idid have Clode wants me to talk about
my weird allergy with my with myfingers that I have for like nail glues
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and you know, gels and stufflike that. And this isn't well really
quick some background. Never got superinto doing nails during the pandemic. And
here's actually a cautionary tale for otherpeople doing nails at home. Yeah,
so fine, fact, if youdon't fully carry your gel, it can
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give you a lifelong allergic reaction togel polish. So you have to make
sure that is fully cured. Now, what they don't tell you, and
like what a lot of people showas a TikTok hack is to get press
ons from like Alta or online,fred Meyers, Freddie wherever, and do
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you can again for those of younot on the West coast, that's like
a grocery store that also has everything, Yeah, like a Walmart, but
not you know, to do thosepress onto which y'all and cure them.
But it cannot cure through the typicalpaint and decoration of those. So you
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can't do that, and never hasa lot of experience. Why that's a
really bad idea. Yeah, Soif you do that, your cuticles will
get really swollen and infected and thenyou will have plus come out of your
cuticles if you give your little fingersa squeeze. I had to remove all
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the false seas, of course,and my fingers were just swollen. An
I type a lot for work too, and so it was just really painful.
And I tested like so many differentglues and different things many times,
and each time I had like aworse and worse reaction. Whenever I was
doing gel glue under the light undera light and I have on tips that
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were glued on with a tiny bitof glue. And then I did powder
nails and the powder is fine,it's just the dip is fine. It's
just the gel top cut at theend that I get allergic to. And
so what I have to do beforeI get my nails done, I figured
out is take an allergy pill,go in get my nails. Did take
some bene drill. I get mynails done at night so that I can
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go home and take some benedril,hopefully before my skin figures out i've poisoned
it again. And then I willfall asleep and wake up and my skin
is in fact inflamed and then allaround my fingers, and then I just
take some I've proven another allergy pillor two, and then by like day
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two, my fingers are totally fineand not swollen anymore. So it's really
simple. So those are just theeasy steps. And I honestly feel like
it's always really good to just keeptesting things out on yourself, you know,
just like your physical body, Likeif something affects it, just try
something out and just keep going.And I think that's a really good and
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safe method to really start to understandproducts. And you know what, at
worst you'll end up with like alifelong allergy or like a sickness or you
know, something like that. ButI mean, up until that point,
until you're literally bleeding from your nails, how are you to know? How
was she supposed to know? Well? And that's and that's the thing you
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know that is just commendable about it, you know what I mean? I'm
like normal people might see puss comeout of their finger once before deciding hey,
I won't do that again. Neverhere took four times doing it herself,
with severe puss blistering, going downto for her first knuckle, her
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fingertips and just blood and puss andsisters for weeks and peeling, and each
time saying I won't do that again. But I'm like somebody who drinks a
little bit too much. That's,well, I won't do that again,
and then drinks the next day.Normally you're not hungover by like five o'clock
for that. For her, shehas blisters and callouses from blisters for sometimes
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weeks and she still will always doit again. But now she just you
know, follows those nice easy outlinesteps. It's like nine steps, it's
not that many and spend less thanten. And I think that it boils
down to perseverance. Like where there'sa will, there's a way. If
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that will is bloody and puss field, that's the will, and that's the
will that we're taking, and itwill lead to a way. And then
that way is a simple nine stepprocess wherein you only have a mild reaction,
just a mild one for a coupledays, and then she didn't even
have to go to the hospital.You know what I mean. It's a
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wind, folks. And that's wherewe say, you know what, don't
give up. If you fall offthat horse when it bucks you face first
onto the ground, you get backon it, broken leg, broken arm,
broken clavical You just keep going untilevery bone in your body is broken,
and you are riding that horse intothe sunset. And that's what we're
saying about her nails. They arelike that horse. She's riding them into
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the sunset with a very mild reactionin the nine step process. And I
think at the end of the day, that's a win for Yeah, I'd
say to be honest, Ever,that wasn't even the thing I expected you
to talk about this week. WhatSo another fun fact, Never and I
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also have little siblings that we goand see sometimes, one of which is
a twelve year old sister, andNever and I were he out with her.
We got to do a fun sleepoverand Never finally got a taste of
one of my patented chest pains,which was a lot of fun for everyone
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involved. So if you didn't catchlast last week, I'm pretty sure we
talked about it then, but becauseI went to the yard for it.
But basically, it just feels likeyou're being stabbed inside of your boob.
Oh, yeah, that happens toall of us, specifically the left boob.
And I feel like I just can'tcatch a deep breath at all.
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If I take a deep breath,it feels like I'm being stabbed harder.
I've done that, I have to. Yeah, personally, I don't know
how you deal with it, Jessica, but I compress that part of my
chest, take several shallow breaths,and then a huge inhale, sometimes three
huge inhales consecutively, and that tendsto fix it for at least the next
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sometimes five minutes, sometimes weeks.I really can't tell. And never got
to experience her first one, rightin front of our twelve year old sister.
Oh, I do feel bad.She did seem traumatize. She almost
hypermentilated. Yeah, I was like, I'm so sorry, but I do
feel like I could die right onthis pool table. I mean to be
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fair, though, like both ofyour bodies are rejecting themselves from the inside
out, and I think that thathas a lot to do with you know,
everything you guys face in sickness,you know what I mean. I
just think, Yeah, I justthink your bodies are rejecting themselves. And
I think it's a very interesting medicalphenomena that should be studied extensively. Yeah,
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it's not been studied. Uh.You know, my last my last
doctor's diagnosis was there's something wrong withyou, but we don't know what.
That's my official diagnosis. And thatis helpful. That is helpful because you
know, what you could do isjust like never, you just keep trying
different things until you find the thingthat is the least bad. And that's
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really it. And that's what itreally boils down to. Currently, I'm
just resorting to letting my boyfriend prettymuch just carrying me everywhere. Yeah,
her vertigo has basically made her awalking damsel in distress. She was always
faint, She's always throwing her andagainst her Okay, that hand does not
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go against the forehead. Twice,our mother, when I was last there,
looked at me and would go,what are you doing? And as
I'm starting to lean backwards, I'mlike what And then she's like, oh,
you're you're falling. I would grabme, and I'm like, okay,
kind of a dick move. Jay. That's kind of my favorite when
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I'm out with you, Chloe andyou just go, hey, jess Um,
I think I need you to holdme up because I'm probably gonna fall
down. And you know, forme, it's like we'll be at a
bar or out dancing, and Iguess in my mind, I'm thinking,
why why are we here if you'regoing to fall down? I think what
it really boils down to is ifyou're looking for a consistent trust fall buddy,
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I'm it. Well, you're theone relying on them, so it
really trust fall. But that club, if you're looking to test, you're
reflexing, you're a trust there yougo, Yeah, it's me. I'll
be there for that. But yeah, never fall to get more and more
like me, and I can't waittill she also has spontaneous vertigo. I
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think it'll be a lot of funfor both of us. Yeah, I
honestly can't wait until I'm eighty andI'm taking care of both of you.
I think that's really where it's allboiling down to, is I just know
that I'm going to be like theninety four year old caretaker of my two
younger sisters. And it will beit will be interesting. You know.
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You know what else I love asNev and I are both dating guys with
substantially higher ages than usum, butwho do I really think it is going
to be caretaking him? Who?Seth is literally drag in my ass to
and from the belt ards. Iliterally can barely survive now, and he
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is like, oh, I lovemy little branny. Yeah, I'm truly
picturing like some circulation socks and like, I'm nice wheel chair for both of
you here and like the next tenyears, I'm And it's just like a
leisure wheelchair. It's not like becauseyou're like can't walk, It's because you're
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a hazard, you know what Imean? Like, and you know those
little buttons, the life alerts.I'm gonna get you both those in ten
years for your birthdays. But canthey go to you that way? When
you guys back, you can justcome thank god? Yeah yeah, yeah,
they'll just page me directly because honestly, I'm probably the most reliable person
that could come to your rescue.Probably picture it now. Fifteen hours later,
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I'm like, hey, was thatlike a serious thing or did you
just fall in a bathtub. You'regood. I'm fine. Someone found me.
I dragged myself out the front doorinto the stream. One of the
neighbors found me. So I'm doingpretty good there. You can tell how
good my health is by the factthat I was showering one day and my
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shampoo bottle fell and my boyfriend literallycame sprinting into the bathroom so fast he
almost fell down running into the bathroomand was winded because he thought I fell,
like hit my head, and hewas worried he was gonna found me,
find me like unconscious in the water. He was like, oh my
god, you almost give me aheart attack. I thought you thought you
like die. It's like, no, I think that's a great test for
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you. The shampo who test,And I think that you should do it,
maybe wanted two times a week,just to really keep him on his
toes for when it does happen,because it is bound to happen. And
honestly, I think just having himready and you can time him, you
can keep a timer with you andlet him know, Okay, that was
twenty five seconds, so yeah,and then that way he's just prepared.
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Yeah, I think Okay. Ithink the moral of the story is never
is the sickest bitch this week,but this week, but I'm perpetually.
Also said she is also doing wellin the sick game. Also really quick.
I just wanted to discuss also.The first time that I passed out
that I remember was in the bathroomat our parents place and I was like
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twelve, and I was taking waytoo hot a shower or something, and
Chloe was just in the bathroom likedoing our hair or makeup, and we
were talking for a while, andall this sudden, like my vision started
to black out and I started havingthis really like high ringing in my ear,
and I tried to call out forChloe, but it kind of felt
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like like slow yea, it waslike inaudible, you know, vocals.
And then all of a sudden,I passed out. And when I came
to, I had Chloe and ourparents both looking down at me, and
Chloe just like, you look reallypale, and Chloe said that she had
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seen my butt flush flash out.Yeah, and just like thought it was
funny and I had fallen down,but in reality had like passed down and
hit my head in the shower.So I love that now Chloe is falling
perpetually. I blacked out like fouryears ago from not eating enough in a
bass Pro shop and I just literallyfell forward with my face and I think
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my eyes were saved because my glasseshad a huge scratch on them. And
all I remember is coming to andI was standing at the time. One
of the store cloaks were just standingover me, and the store cloak you're
not okay, You're not okay,just start anicking. I was like,
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I think I just really need toeat, and it's like, you're not
okay, go at me. Ithink he meant to say, are you
okay? Not he panicked. Heforgot all his training. You're not okay
now, miss, I just needto even know nothing's gonna be all right.
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He's pretty much almost like terrifying thingsto come out of a black out
too, Like, yeah, yourfamily's all standing over you, But if
they were all just screaming you're notokay, I I'm sorry. I just
imagine I imagine the guy who didmy root canal and when I come to
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and being like, you're not okay, I might get back. Well,
wait, dude, dude, didI tell this roe of them when I
fainted because I had a UTI andthe flu at the same time. Wasteria.
Yeah, but I don't remember.If I've talked about it on the
podcast, you haven't. When Iwas in college, I had a UTI,
which was it was my first UTIever, and I just remember being
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miserable. I was peeing every twoseconds. I was sharing a room with
somebody, so I was like Iwas in the lobby of my fucking dorm
and going to the bathroom every twoseconds and sleeping on the couch in between,
and just had to deal with Atsome point, people started walking through
as this As this process was happening, and it got to like noon,
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I was starving. I hadn't eatenanything. I was so sick. I
called the Student Student Medical Center beinglike I need help, and they're like,
well, we'll call you back,man, And I said, Okay,
while they're going to call me back, let me go down and put
something into my body. And Ijust go down to the cafeteria. I
get just like a muffin, somethingeasy, and I'm trying to pay for
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the muffin and I just remember I'mstanding trying to pay the cash here and
I was like, why won't hetake my card? And I just remember
trying to call the card and beinglike, why won't he take it?
And then I was like why isit black all of a sudden And then
I wake up and the first thingI see is this woman standing over me.
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Are you pregnant? Man? Man? Could you be pregnant? And
I was like what? And forfurther context, I literally lost my virginity
three days ago, and I waslike you God, but I was like
I don't know why, am Iplease? No? I was I was
a doctor, like that's and literallyand then I looked at my phone and
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the student medical office had called mewhile I was unconscious, and I was
like sick and they were like,you were out for two minutes. That's
not good. And I was like, okay, that is a long time.
That was a long time. Yeah. Then they walked me over to
the end a medical office. Itwas fine, but yeah. I also
blacked out when I got my firsttime too, but that was because the
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guy was dating at the time gaveme an oxy cotton and I had never
taken one, and they were likethe strongest ones you could take, and
he was crazy at the time.He's like just chew it, just chew
it and swallow it. No.Yeah, so I chewed it up and
swallowed it and apparently just like coatedmy throat and didn't go down because I
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chewed it up like an idiot.And I was like, okay, I
don't feel anything. I'm you know, still nervous about my tattoo. And
he's like, let's just drink drinksome Wendy soda and Eda Burger. Well
that washed it right down. AndI just remember watching him get a tattoo,
and I was like, you know, I feel hot and shaky,
and I feel really i feel reallynot right. And I was like,
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I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. And the next thing I know,
I mean, I in my mindjust went to the bathroom, washed my
hands, walked out, you know, walked back over. But I wake
up to them over me, withme passed out on the bathroom floor,
halfway out of it, halfway outof it, and just laying face down
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and then yelling are you okay?And I'm thinking, well, yeah,
I'm fine. I'm like standing up. Why are you screaming at me?
And then I realized I'm actually ona floor, So what's really straightened.
Is that you like, sometimes yourmemories keep going like it just feels like
things are fine, but you're actuallycompletely unconscious. No, you guys have
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never had that out of body that'sinsane. I astral production. I black
out and I hit the floor.I imagine blacking out is what I imagine
being dead is. I don't knowanything that's happening, and it's just I
don't well. I apparently just keepliving my life. So we know em
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and I are just gonna piece thefuck out. Um, So let's move
on to Agenda four. That iswhere Chloe is going to pull up some
Reddit threads for us to discuss giveour opinions on It's So this is a
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slightly longer one. I just reallyliked the title, so I thought we
would try that. So it's amI the asshole for calling my wife unreasonable
for backing out of spending Christmas withmy family after my mother rejected her cookie
sample. WHOA, that's a reallylong title. I feel like we just
read the story. I'm already someone. I'm not sure who yet. I
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think the family were in a figureout, so the context for every holiday,
my mother would ask the woman inthe family already kind of a Dickmaily
likes my sister's sister in law,my wife, my female cousins to send
samples of the desserts they plan tobring to the celebration. I already don't
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like this woman. To see ifthese desserts could make it to the food
menu is context. Yeah, somy wife has been complaining about my mother
deliberately rejecting every dessert sample she's sentso many times. My mother has told
her that she's being honest and keepingthe guests best interest at harror. Yeah,
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my wife still thought that my mother'sdeliberately excluding her since two of her
dessert samples were rejected before. Forthis year's Christmas, my mother is doing
the same thing, but this timeshe told every woman who was participating to
make a cookie sample and send itto her for testing. My wife took
it as a challenge, and tobe honest, she worked really hard to
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make a good sample and sent itto my mother days ago, and the
results just came in yesterday. I'mso dramatic. You were not the father
of the cookie like. I camehome from work and found my wife upset.
I asked what's wrong, and shetold me that my mother rejected the
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sample she sent and decided to excludeher from baking. Sorry, to exclude
her baking from the food list slashmenu for Christmas this year. I didn't
know what to say, but thenshe told me she was backing out of
the invitation to attend Christmas with myfamily. I was stunned when I heard
her make this statement. I triedto talk to her, but she said
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it was done. Sorry. Icalled her unreasonable to decide to bail on
the whole family over some cookie sample. That's just freaking crazy and quite unreasonable.
We had a full on argument aboutit, and she stated that my
mother caused this, But I toldher that my mother is pretty serious and
careful about food she offers to theguests, since we are going to have
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relatives coming from all sides of thecountry. She told me to stop mentioning
it. Later I heard her crydespite telling her that her baking is amazing
and people have preferences, that's all. Am I the asshole for insisting that
her decision was yes, yes,what the fuck? Like a hundred percent?
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Honestly, I would start lacing everysample I sent this woman. Yeah,
I mean it would be laced withmarijuana. I would be like,
you've tried so many drugs by thetime you've had my cookies. I don't
even know if I trust to enjoyyour diarrhea. Bitch. Yeah, I
mean like I think that he isobviously raised by this woman first of all,
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to be like telling someone they're unreasonableand crazy for having the feelings that
they do because rejection has rejection.But she wanted to buy your husband's family.
I think that's like, okay,one thing I will say, though,
I wouldn't have never married into thisfamily, like so it sounds awful.
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I would have to compete. Bitch. I'm doing you a favor.
I'm bringing you a treat. Ilike I cannot. We had her and
her boyfriend over for dinner. Imagineif she brought desserts and I took a
bite and I said, oh,this is actually pretty awful. I would
like you to bring something else ifyou're going to be serving it to me
and my partner, because we deservebetter things. Um you know, I
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mean having people come from like Iowa, Mississippi, Ohio, like we're not
looking for a sophisticated menu. Ma'am, what are you talking about I know,
I'm like, excuse you, Susan, They're gonna like my lemon bar's
just fine. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, Pam, what makes you
think every woman is cooking cookies inher fucking kitchen? Thirdly, I mean,
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what is your where are you inthe nineteen fifties? We also like
justice women too. Yes, yewas that much from start to fam start
to finishing. So here's the thingis, there's actually more justification. Oh
info, If you're asking whose cookiesample made it to the menu, the
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answers my sister and my two cousins. Info. A few things to put
on here. One, my wifewasn't the only one whose sample was rejected.
We have sister in law's brother's wifeand my younger sisters. My mother
did not force anyone to participate.It was up to whoever wanted to take
a part. This is about thedessert, since my mother tends to be
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very careful in this category. Butfor other types of foods, dishes,
appetizer, appetizers, sal's stuff likethat is welcome, as she stated,
update great. So I just gotoff the phone with my brother and he
told me that his wife is doingthe same thing as my wife, and
she has decided to back out ofthe invitation to spend Christmas with my family
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as well. Turns out my wifemust have told her about her decision decision,
and she decided to follow her lead. My brother's pissed, saying,
my wife is encouraging his wife todo this. I think someone needs to
bring why Gordon Ramsay to this woman'sfucking Christmas dinner and have him sample the
desserts, because I'm telling you,if every dessert is not up to snuff,
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like I am going to spit itout on her table. If I
go to her Christmas, I wouldbe sticking my fingers in the middle of
it and being like, the consistencyis shit. I see that the problem
has just gotten bigger. Now,who knows my younger sister might join in
and decide not to go as well. I don't know how this got out
of control so quickly. I guesswe'll try to have a discussion with my
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other about this soon and see howit goes. It's because your bitch,
because Susan's had of control. Yeah, here's the deal. It's like,
if everything around you feels like aproblem, it's probably you that's the problem
Susan, And I'm just saying,like, nine out of ten, I
guarantee this woman, it's just ahorrible person to be around around. Like
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can you imagine sitting and having aconversation with Susan and she's talking like this
too. She's saying, I'm havingeveryone sending the dessert samples because if they're
just made up to snop, I'mjust not going to put them on the
menu, Like, bitch, whoare you? It's fucking butter and sugar.
Nine times out of ten it's gonnataste good, Like are you a
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Michelin star chef? Like what whatare you doing? Can you imagine?
Also, because I don't know familyevents, it's like sometimes it's the kid
that bakes and things. It's likeugly, you know, and and like
oh, jasper, our little brothermade that dessert, isn't it. Oh
that's that's hideous. That's not gonnabe up to code. Sorry, doesn't
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make it. Go dump it inthe trunch where it belongs, like where
you stop crying because it's just notgood. Yeah, I'm gonna start bringing
that energy to a lot of things. I'm gonna ask for people to bring
me things samples. Yeah, I'msorry. If you're gonna be bringing me
a present this year, I'm gonnaneed you to set some samples some some
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things you might be and then Ilike, you know, if I want
the full gift from you after that, based on your sample, I think
I'm gonna start doing it strangers aswell. Like I would like you to
give me a sample of your massagefirst, and if it's not something that
I would like, I'm not gonnapay for it. You're like, man,
I'm a barista, a guy.The guest should just sighing and being
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like not another one. Like it'slike, man, we're at a bus
stop. I'm gonna give you ofa sauce. I am, like,
I would just really like to sampleit. Bring you, sir here,
give me a sample of your conversation. See, I'll do this. I
get a sample of a raise,just like and then I'll get back to
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you. Yeah, I just wantto make sure. Yeah, I'm gonna
start asking my boyfriend for like favorslike that. Hey, um, you've
offered to like clean a house.Can I just get a sample of that,
just to make sure he's already donethat. I know he's you can't
say that, well, he's alreadyhe's already cleaned my house and bought me
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shoes and drives me around everywhere withthe fuck salt? What well, I
was my sample? Like, ifa man asks you to marry him,
what you say is like, youknow what, I would just like a
sample first, So like, I'mgonna need you to give me a sample
of the wedding, like a wholeentire setup of it, and I just
want to run through it and seeif it's and be worth it. Honestly,
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I like that is I mean,I'm pretty sure that's called a rehearsal.
But no, no, no,that's not it, because the rehearsal
is for the real wedding. Thesample like can literally just be rejected.
I don't think you can just rejectin the middle of the rehearsal, like
how I'm imagining it. You know, it's like you at the altar,
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you can definitely reject at the rehearsal. You bring me a sample of three
seventy thousand dollars rings, right,just a quick little sample something like non
you know, committal, really,and then if I don't like them,
I will reject them. And thenI will reject to you. As funny
as I had a boss whose fianceproposed to her three times and she said
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no three times or three sometimes becauseof the ring. She rejected his proposal,
and then on the third she wentand picked out a ring with him
from a pancha. But then itturns out that ring was stolen, so
then it had to get to camp. Wait, that's kind of karma for
being an asshole. I just feellike at that point, like your marriage
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is just not meant to be.How do you get to the point of
like proposing to someone one without knowingwhat they want to be proposed to with?
And two like how do you havesomebody proposed to you and say no
solely because of the ring? Andthen you go back for more Yes,
(44:27):
baby, but like also, weneed to get a new ring because this
one doesn't suit me. Yeah,Like what, but I do want to
spend the rest of my life withyou. It's more like for this person,
they were like, you know,I really don't know based on that
ring if I want to spend mylife with you. And that's a weird
thing. To base the rest ofyour life on a weird thing. I
might get that's a weird thing,only thing holding you back? Yeah,
(44:52):
wild, everything about you is perfect. I absolutely love you. Can't imagine
waking up to like without you.But honestly, we don't bring the right
ring, and I can probably reimaginethat whole future just without you. I
mean, I agree, but butplease just think about if somebody brought you
like a square cut like square ashell, just the most square diamond you've
(45:16):
ever seen. I mean, Ithink I'd still if I love them enough,
I'd just be like, Josh,you haven't let me finish. It's
a yellow diamond. Oh I've alwayswanted to yellow diamond. But the side
stones are blue and sapphire. Ohsorry, okay, but what color is
the band rose Goal? Yeah?Okay, well why does he have such
(45:42):
bad taste? I don't know he'syour fiance? No, he did not,
because, like return the ring,you've been working on him for months,
Jessica used to be it's custom.Oh yeah, and on the inside
(46:04):
it says, I hope you likeme as much as this ring. It's
like after seeing that ring, Ido. I love that we just roasted
a woman being like, why wouldyou do that? But also if it
was the right ring, we are. I mean, but that's you can
still take that ring and sell itfor what it's worth because it's got a
(46:27):
sapphire, a diamond and like arub I mean, it's it's gonna be
worth something. It's not worth nothing, So you just take it, bring
it back and get it or accidentallylose it because they have to get insurance
on it, so you accidentally loseit and then they get you a new
ring. Yeah, onto the ontothe next part of our agenda. Jess
(46:52):
was not careful goal setting last week, so Nev and I will be discussing
what goals we had and covering wherewe got on those, and then Jess
will get a chance to set somegoals. Yeah. So mine was to
do a date night or a spanight with my boyfriend, and to be
(47:13):
honest, I didn't. Yeah Idon't think we did. Um, you
were supposed to do it for him, so you did not? I did
not. Yeah, I sure didit. It's because we went out of
town and then I've had a reallybad vertico this week, so he has
again been taking taking care of me. Leslie just passed the whole floor and
stead up like a really cute datenight on the floor, because how when
(47:37):
you fall down, you're already likehalfway there. Good idea, I will
say. I took him out fora little breakfast date. I took him
out and all we got coffee andwe got some pastries and we brought his
dog with us, and that wasreally fun the dog. And then my
other one was to stretch five minutesthree times a week, and I actually
(48:00):
did it. I've remembered it andI did it, and I did it
using Jessica's old yoga mat. Butthe problem was my cat attacks me every
fucking time because she loves that yogamat. So the second I touch it,
she starts grabbing my arm or myleg and biting me. My cat
does that too, AND's I remembernow why I stopped doing yoga, because
(48:22):
I used to do yoga frequently,And now I remember, it's Pebble's fault.
You have to just get her herown yoga mat so that when you
do yoga, you set it upnext to you and then she can do
yoga with you. That's what Ihear. And then the other thing is
I had a new staff member startat my work and I started training her
(48:44):
last week. She's doing well,I'm hoping to get her more trained up.
This next week gets her last weekof training before she's a little bit
more solo, and so I'm reallyhoping she's going to be at the point
to do some things independently this week. So we will see. Nice done.
Yeah, did you want to setan apol Oh? Yeah, new
(49:05):
goal for next week? Get myat least three of my staff up to
new skills. I like it.And again stretching, maybe getting Pablo yoga
Matt if she deserves it. Nice. Nice, Okay. My goals were
(49:27):
two nights of oculus, which Idid not do, and she forgot that
she was gonna do it until Imentioned to her Friday or no Saturday that
I have been stretching. Yeah,I've been. Um, I've been not
about that life. I've been goingto bed at eight thirty nine, you
know, sharp so and then glutenfree bread making some of that I think
(49:51):
was my goal and I happened.Me and Steth both have been baking a
lot and cooking and it's been reallytasty. You also my gloom free cookies.
I did does really want those makethe money now. They would not
know they were so dry and theywere so probably I followed the recipe.
Either way, they were left inthat been too long. It wasn't a
(50:14):
fault. Thank you. Um.Okay, my goals for next week is
take oh oh, take the Kiato get cleaned. If I have money,
we're gone financial thing. I'd likea financial planner book, but I'm
just gonna casually set those goals.Yes, any goals for you next week
(50:36):
or whenever you join us next Probablyto keep up with the training from the
dog trainer nice because we have todo it every day for the rest of
his life. Yeah, I don'tknow. Continue to make friends in Florida.
Yeah, explore more in Quarida,which I will be because I'm going
(50:59):
to Disney World in December and pumbeep, so it's gonna be so fun.
Yeah, I'm really excited. OhI'm stoked for you. Okay.
Well I wrote down your goals justin case you don't remember them when we
and we can bring them up nexttime. Okay, sounds good. I
love you so much, Love youboth so much. It was so fun
(51:22):
to do this with you. Loveyou days, Love you days. Thank
you for joining us, Thank youfor having me. Okay, have a
good night tell chat. We saidhello and goodbye all well, Love you
guys, Love you, hi Ya. Has this been recording the whole time
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