April 18, 2023 • 43 mins
Update on the text chain: I had messaged the wrong number--so probably a young teen just casually replying. Special segment on Crazy Shit in Downtown Portland!! We also read Reddit threads about family drama related to finances.
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Let's do our cheers. Yeah,yep, hold on, I need another
sip in my hot Collie nice.Okay, Hi, and welcome to that.
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Bitch is always late. I'm neverretalic and I'm Choe retalic. We
are missing Jessica Brumwick because she isdealing with please. God bless her is
all I have to say about that. And let me clarify, not her
personally. She does not have please. I don't think anybody would have ever
had like it feels like you.You're putting that in people's heads. I'm
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just saying, oh, what doyou would have thought that? I'm just
saying, jess I'm looking out foryou. It's you're dogging your cat that
have please, not you. Ilove you. Yep, there's up.
She's looking out for you. I'mjust looking out as always. Let's dive
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into agenda one. Latest bitch ofthe week, Latest bitch of the week.
Can I just say it to you, it's not It's literally not,
though, but I don't know thatit was me either. You know what
actually could be me? I'll sayit's me. I wasn't at work as
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early as I usually happen. I'llsay that I feel like I was showing
up closer in the nine thirty rangerather than the nine nine range that I
usually aim for. So I wasrunning just like a little bit later this
week. And to be fair,like, you never set a time with
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Mom and Dad when I was there, but you had an ambiguous time frame
that I felt personally would have onlybeen like an hour, but really ended
up being like two three hours untilyou came. Yeah. Yeah, that's
not really you being late because therewas no set time. Well, no,
actually I came pretty quick after Momtexted me that you guys were home.
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Well, you shut up about tenminutes after that text. Oh okay,
because the last text I heard washer saying okay. So I asked
her if she wanted me to textwhen we got back, because we were
out at a restaurant and never textedback sick yeah, and then texted when
she got home. And then shewas like, what does that mean.
I'm like, I think it meansthat she wants to say texted me.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what Iwas saying. It's stone or time.
I'm lazy. I don't want toreply. Yes, tell me when you're
there. Otherwise, clearly I'm notgonna come meet you. I'm not a
brewery to pick up ship from yourhouse. That's yeah, obviously I need
to know when you guys are home. Yeah, So I really feel like
that wasn't I thought it was arhetorical question, so they didn't say you
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were Like nobody said to relate.I just said that that's one potential argument
that I could get. I'm gonnastick with the work one. If any
of my co workers end up listeningto this, they're gonna be sitting here
trying to calculate when this is released. I mean, like now never definitely
sucked this week and showed up waylater than normal. So sorry, guys,
I did show up and our relateto work one of the days.
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Oh but it's because I woke upwith a migraine. That's not really your
fault, then, is it.No, And I told everybody that was
going to be the case. Sokind of taisos not into the next agenda
item because I forgot our agenda?Okay, leasepad bitch of the week,
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doesn't I feel like we should.I feel like we need to redefine this
agenda, I say, instead ofsomebody in the family, I think this
is just a good point of timeto air grievances against anybody or any company.
I have a good one, okay, okay. At work, I
had message somebody, as I dowith everybody when I have a tour of
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an apartment, and I said,hello, let me know if you can
make it to your tour today atthis address, you know, And then
they didn't reply, And I sendthis message in the morning, right,
and the showing isn't till like fouror something. So then an hour beforehand,
at like three, I let himknow, Hey, like it's canceled,
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right, because sometimes if there's onlyone person scheduled for that block,
I'm not going to go drive outthere just to get stood up by somebody
who hasn't replied to me all day, right exactly. Or sometimes if people
you know, do reply and theysay yeah, they'll still stand me up.
So sometimes it's just a gamble forat least if they say yeah,
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like you have, I have alittle bit more assurance that I won't be
able at least some right, Yeah, And so I texted saying like,
hey, just letting you know it'scanceled due to lack of confirmation. But
if you want to reschedule let meknow. I always say that because I
know that sometimes people get busy,things come up and if you need to
or like sometimes they'll say, hey, oh my god, thank you.
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Is there any way we can stilldo it? Or hey, I'm so
sorry? Can you send a video? Or what are you talking about?
I never got your first text.Sometimes we get that one and either I
believe them and I go, okay, well then I can I can go
out there if you still want todo that, right, yeah, just
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like a normal human worth right,totally, That's what I was trying to
get at, Right, There's justso many things. That's like, so
many normal things that a human cansay to another human being. Yeah,
totally right. So this person thoughthat I messaged, apparently chose a violence,
right. So right, So afterthey said what they said what to
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my to my cancelation text? Yeah? So what? Yeah? What?
No question mark? Just what?What? Yeah? Like that that felt
better. And then I explained,well, I had reached out you know
about it, torny, you didn'treply, so I'm just letting you know
that it's canceled, but if youwanted to reschedule, just like please let
me know. And then they andthey said, yes, I would like
to the schedule. Thank you forfor reaching out. Oh that was super
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close. Um, they said,go suck a dick. Oh I know
you're an ffford. Uh and thenthey and then I said, alrighty,
I let my colleagues know not toschedule with you in the future. Yeah,
right, because if you're going totalk to me like that right off
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the bat, I'm not gonna haveabsolutely not. I am not gonna be
talked to any of my co workerslike that, even not that level of
disrespecting your own house. And Isaid, like, wish you the best
of luck. And I know itsounds sassy, but I do. I
do mean it like I wish Ihope they get therapy or something, right,
like I wish that you can sometimeslearn how to be just like a
fucking human being. I hope thatyou one day master that skill, I
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know, right, And then andthen they replied, good, go kill
yourself, to which you replied,bitch, I've been dead in my soul
for years. No. I leftthat one, you know, up in
the air. To be honest,I felt like, I think maybe what
the appropriate response is is we shouldphotoshop your obituary. Oh love, I'm
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just here and I'm just saying that, and I'm gonna be like, did
you you're the reason? My sistersaid, look in the phone and you'll
find the reason, and you're thereason, and now I have to kill
you. That was like on anepisode of Community. Yeah, somebody wrote
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him a letter. We're saying thatthey hated Jeff Winger. And then he
goes to find this person and thensomebody tells them, Oh, they're dead,
and he's like, oh my god, they must have died because of
me. And then he finds outthe person who said that was the person
who wrote the letter, and theywere super kissed because he still didn't recognize
them, and well, but honestly, I just didn't warrant to reply.
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But the only reason I'm bringing itup and it is on my mind is
because one of my coworkers texting metoday saying, Hey, can you send
me the screenshots of the messages becauseapparently this person was still reaching out to
my colleagues to schedule showings. SoI'm assuming they were just going to send
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those screenshots to them. Oh mygod, you need to get the follow
up story. Absolutely will get moreinfo from my co workers. I really
appreciate the endless backup and support myboss us. When I told him,
he oh my god. His facehe was like, oh my god,
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I'm so sorry. He looked soupset, and I was like, oh,
he's so nice. He like,is really worried. This is gonna
upset me. And I think ifI wasn't already on my period and dealing
with other stuff, maybe that wouldupset me. But I'm just like,
I don't know, I don't Idon't know this person. And they also
told me to suck a dick,and I do that for fun, you
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know, like, Okay, don'tthreaten me with a good time. I'm
like, sorry, seth doctor's orderhere. Yeah, you know, stranger
told me to do this, allright. Sorry, that's what I say.
Nice way to clarify it, though, you know, like suck a
dick. You know that when yousay wishful thinking, um, that never
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happens for you. I just knowit, you know what I mean?
That's that is definitely the words ofsomebody who has never had there. If
I was in a Coming of aage comedy, I would have absolutely where
are the rost? You know,that's one thing in movies. They're like,
oh my god, you totally roastedthem, didn't She was like,
no, I'm a professional. I'mlike a leasing coordinator like my coworkers.
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Yes, you know, like Ican't do it. I like, I
would love to roast somebody who justtold me to kill myself. But instead,
I was like, I'm just gonnaleave be on red because now when
you look at it, you're gonnayou're gonna look at it and be like,
oh, just it's like I went, I went a little nutty.
Huh. Yeah, it's just gonnabe embarrassing, and then they're gonna have
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to live with that as why theydon't have an apartment. I like to
sit on that little pedestal up thereas the better person. Hi. Hi,
it's really hard existing down there yet. Yeah. That's why I can't
wait for the next person that yellsat me, because I think I'm just
gonna say, wow, your voicegets so low. Oh, I think
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that'll be my response. It's like, wow, good job, that's a
big boy voice you caught there.That's a lot one you've been practicing.
Good job. I think that alot of men would reach out to hit
you. I would love I wouldlove it. Honestly, you're you're gearing
up. I'm like, oh,you want to get arrested, Okay,
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go for it. I was talkingto my co workers about how terrifying you
were, and I was like,um, somebody who was houseless was spat
at you when you were walking onand talking on the phone, and I
thought I told them how scary youwere. Oh yeah, So did I
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not tell this story on this podcast? I love it? No you did
not. Yeah, so I guessthat'll be my least favorite bitch of the
weeken though this was weeks ago.I was walking in downtown talking on the
phone actually like, um, tryingto politely and things romantically with somebody.
I thought you were on the phonewith your boyfriend. No, oh my
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god, that's so much funnier.I'm gonna have to clarify with my coworkers
that you were ending with somebody.I was ending things with somebody and like,
apologize, that's too funny. You'regonna listen to this podcast. You
know who you are, but boy, you do, and you remember this
because this was phone call. Butyeah, so we are trying to talk
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on the phone, and as Iwas like walking bye, I hear this.
This guy, he could have beenhouse laws. He could have also
just been an asshole. That's reallyhard to Oh, I thought you said
that. No, I didn't mentionthat his house lass. He was wearing
like a bun up shirt. I'mlike, wait a minute. I thought
this was somebody. Okay, thisthis is now a police story. That's
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so funny. I thought this wasjust somebody was like, man, I
was sleeping here, Like that's no. This is like a guy on his
phone walking around in downtown no way. Yeah. And so he was on
the phone and I hear him saylike, oh, shut the fuck up,
and I thought he was talking tothe phone. So we passed each
other and then I realized I'm workingin the wrong direction, so I turned
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to walk back past him, andthen he said I said, shut the
fuck up, bitch, and thenspat at my pants. Luckily it didn't
hit me. And then I stoppedin the middle of my sentence and I
just turned and I looked at himand I said, did you just fucking
spit at me? And he goes, yeah, I did. I told
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you to shut up, And Isaid, are you fucking kidding me?
You shut up? And then hegoes, well, you're interrupting my phone
call, and I said, you'reinterrupting my phone call. I'm on the
phone too, asshole. And thenhe goes, well, I'm a man,
I'm allowed to be louder than you. And I said, you want
to get loud, bitch, wecan get fucking loud. Fuck you,
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And then I flipped him off.And this guy literally stopped and stood to
the side of the street like Iwas threatening his safety, which I was,
and I'm glad he felt that way. This story is so much better
because I honestly thought, this isa woman who's maybe not all there,
or who just was trying to getsome regrets. Like I honestly was like,
okay, Chloe's kind of scary,but like this person who knows what
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they were doing. Now the storyis like, oh so this was just
like an in cell. I wasliterally just a man who thought that he
had the right to exist as alouder person because he's a man. And
boy, did I just prove him. What's so funny is that, bitch,
you want to play, We'll play. I cannot believe that downtown Portland
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is honestly out of pocket. Icannot so wait, know you wait,
wait, wait to go on thewhole. Okay, one second, we're
diving into an unforeseen agenda item.Onto the next agenda. Fucked up shit
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that happens in downtown Portland. Youwant transition music there? Yeah? Okay,
a bonus segment, yeah bust okay, okay onto an unforeseen bonus segment.
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Fucked up shit that happens in downtownPortland. Well, this is,
honestly, I guess mild compared toI feel like what you've been sharing.
But it is funny because I gotin a root canal and half of my
face was totally numb, so Icouldn't like move it, you know,
And I was dressed pretty like pajamaish and it was really cold out,
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and I was waiting for our dadto come pick us up, who was
really bitch about it on the phone, but then so nice in person,
very confusedly class very classic I loveyou, but wow. And and it
was so funny though, because thereis these like anti abortion people out front,
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and I was like, I reallydon't have the energy for this,
like right, So I was waitinginside and then I got closer to dad
coming, so then I went outsideshe came up right to try and talk
to me, and I kind oflike hunched down a little bit more quasimoto
and I looked at her, andshe looked at me, and I kind
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of did this like like like this, like like this ground, and I
like pointed out my mouth, youknow, like my mouth and hurts.
I just did step, you know, like I didn't speak. And then
she looks at me and she touchesmy shoulders because I see her in pain,
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and I go and I like,no on my head and she just
runs around and I was just like, oh Jesus Christ. And then Dad
pulled up like thirty like within probablyless than thirty seconds. And then I'm
like Dad, and I'm like,why can't. I'm like totally chipper.
She looks after me like I justlike I will do anything. I will
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act like I cannot. I suddenlycannot speak. Yeah, you're like it's
words will not come out. Sorry, lady, nothing for you. Get
out of my life. I don'twant the brochure. No, not all
life deserves to be alive. AndI firmly believe that. No. So
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for a fact, up shit thathappens in downtown. Um. I was
with Jessica with both of these.So when she was here for the telling
that these and maybe she can tellbecause she lived in downtown Escape. Yeah,
so we got I got to experiencemore of downtown Portland in the last
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like six months than I did forliterally like the entire tenure for sixteen seventeen,
oh my god, the entire almosttwenty years I've lived. Yeah,
it was like Chloe decades, don'tyou know. Held now I have the
same understanding of decades as Donald Trump. Anyway, So we were just driving
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in downtown, driving to her place, and then we're just looking out the
window fully nude woman. It's middleof the day. Is there anything wrong
with those? Just distraught? I'mlike, poor thing. Probably because she's
nude. Yeah, probably because she'snude. And I had just been given
extra large wool button up from Dad, and so I tried to hand out
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the window to her. I triedto be like here, and she just
ignores me and walks into a conveniencestory and I was like, well,
that's not going to go well.I was like, that's unfortunate, and
we just kept driving because that's allthere was to do in Portland. And
then the other one is by Farm. One of the craziest things that's ever
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happened to me in downtown in Portlandor in Portland in general. Jess and
I were out like kind of barhopping, and we were going from one
bar to the next, and wewere just walking. She was walking on
the side of the road, likeon the side where the cars are.
I was on the inner side ofthe sidewalk towards the buildings. We're walking
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and we hear this like car,really loud, guys like whoo whoo,
like they're just fucking screaming, beingannoying a shit, And then we just
hear this out pop and Jess goes, oh, what the fuck? And
she got shot in the ass witha beebe gum pellet. What Yeah,
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how do you not know about thismurder? I would have sued these people.
Yeah, So we didn't get thelicense plate because we were too shocked.
But then and then when they heardher saying scream like oh, they
were like driving away laughing and screamingand like, yeah, got you bitch.
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So we went to the next bar, as one does, and we
show up there and just goes,I just got shot. Can I get
a free shot? For being shotand they didn't get her free shot.
So yeah, yeah, she hada bruise. I'm like upset, Yeah
no, yeah, that's it meantso much your old garbage for the most
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part. So that's fucked up shitthat happened in downtown in the last year.
Like wow, yeah, fun timesWow. Happy that I don't have
to go there anymore. Sad thatJess doesn't live in Portland, but maybe
if she was back, let's notdo that again. Downtown Jesus Christ Downtown
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cruising through the alley tiptoe because I'mgonna get shot by bb gun like justin
Yeah, that's a remix, guys, wicky wicky, Let's move on to
a chender Uh. Sickest bitch ofthe week, Um, sikest bitch of
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the week. I just went tothe doctor today because my verdicto is bad.
Um. And then they were justlike, let's put you on pain
meds so those feel good. Yeah. I don't know that I'm necessarily the
sickest. That's just what's kind oflike happening. Um, I've been rashing
out really severely. Did I knowthat was going to happen really bad?
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And I'm not sure why but likeall my hands, like my palms and
then um in between my fingers,which is so painful, and then all
my arms of it as well.Otherwise I'm like totally fine. So I'm
going to award you as the listof the ladies. I don't know,
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I feel like rashing out randomly.It's almost worse, know what you're talking
about? Questionable question? You abell? See you the drink of that
delicious hotty toddy that hotty to dead? Can it get a told it?
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So? To wrap up our shortestsickest bitch of the week ever, let's
go ahead and move on to Redditthreat it might be asshole for asking my
husband to pay for our son's collegewith his daughter's fund. This already sounds
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not good. Yeah, let's seewhat happens. Okay. I thirty six
female, have been married to myhusband fifty seven male, for two wonderful
years. I have a son froma previous relationship, Noah eighteen male,
and he is a daughter from hisprevious marriage, Grace seventeen female. My
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husband considers Noah his son aside fromlast name. Noah is an amazing student
high GPA, plays basketball and football, volunteers for charity and is an all
around great person. Noah has recentlyreceived a likely letter from his Dreams School,
and we are all ecstatic about it. My husband and I started talking
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about finances and how we were goingto contribute towards tuition. I was a
single mom until I got married,so I haven't got much saved. But
my husband has mentioned the fun he'sbeen collecting for college since his daughter was
born. Now here's the part thatI'm asking if I'm the a hole for
but please read the rest of thispost before making judgments. I do explain
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myself. I asked my husband ifwe could use that money for Noah.
It's enough for all four years ofhis degree. He said no in the
beginning, but I explained that whileI love Grace, she isn't very academically
inclined average GPA, no extracurriculars,and has even said that she's going to
community college close by for the firsttwo years. Plus she's a junior,
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and we have a whole year tostart building up another college fund for her.
My husband is still on the fence, but he's at least not sticking
with no He wanted to talk tohis daughter first and reiterate what I said
above. It did not go well. He said there was screaming involved and
included her calling my son and Inames that I will not be repeating here,
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accusing him of cheating on her mother, which is completely false and she
knows it. We met three yearsago, and seven months after his divorce,
I have been getting a barrage oftexts and voicemails from his ex wife's
side of the family, calling meall sorts of names. My husband is
disgusted with his daughter's words and actionsand is pretty upset right now. I
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feel like I've caused this, Butmy mother, sister, and are all
telling me that I did the rightthing, that my son deserves the money.
I heard about this up and wantedto get an unbiased opinion. Am
I the asshole for asking my husbandto pay for our son's tuition? I
feel like I'm really confused because Idon't know why you would have to pay
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for all four years of his tuitionupfront, because she is only You're younger.
She'd be like, we're going togive two years worth to him and
two years worth to her right atthe bar middle that's also being exceedingly generous.
Because it was not for him originally, right, Yeah. Like,
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and here's the other thing. One, this should have been talked about before
marriage, way before before, waybefore this time as well, yeah,
way before this. Yeah. Sohere's yeah, here's one thing. If
you're in a fucking relationship, talkabout this ship before it causes a family
feud. Yes, like there's noreason. And also like, if you
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look at the timeline of their relationship, that's pretty fucking yick. If you're
if you're moving forward and you haveolder kids, you really have to end
and you're expecting finances to be Also, what I guess they don't like about
this whole situation is it's like,oh, well, she doesn't have high
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GPA. That's the other thing.I'm like, you, just because she
doesn't have GPA doesn't mean that she'sone less deserving to go to college,
or two that she could get intoa four year university that she would need
that money for. And like three, this money was saved with the intensive
purpose of her And I wonder ifthe mother contributed to that at all.
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Oh, that's a really because ifthe biological mom contributed at all, it's
not her right to take any money. I do that. I don't understand
the whole. Yeah, the wholelike, well, my son deserves the
money, Like that sounds kind ofweird. I liked the idea of it
being split, but that's also thatthe happy family idea of it being like,
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yeah, I don't know the context, but of the like breakup or
how it happened. And I'm like, honestly, like, if they ended
on contentious terms, having her triedto split money that in all likelihood they
saved together is completely inappropriate. Itssuper rude. And I'm also it's for
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sure the asshole, And like,also, yeah, how are you supposed
to develop a good relationship with somebodyif you're basically telling them that they're not
worthy of something that was done forthem. That'd be like if somebody,
like, say there was a pairof siblings and one sibling was super close
with the parents and the other wasn't. But say the sibling that was super
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close with the parents didn't have children, right, and the sibling that wasn't
super close with the parents had children. Now, let's say the parents died
and they left the house to thekid who has no kids because they were
closer with the parents, that'd belike that sibling being like, well,
I'm more deserving of this house becauseI have children and I need a house
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more than you do. And I'mlike, no, you know what I
mean, It's like no, sorry, Like it doesn't matter who's more deserving
when you tweing it up. Ifmoney was set aside for a specific person,
like I would love if that's howthe world worked. You Now,
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if I can walk out to JeffBezos and be like, I've decided I'm
more deserving at this because I workfor a nonprofit. Yeah, and I
have never exploited somebody for financial gain, literally, but that's not how the
world works. Sorry, But likeit's just not not fair to ask that
on a base level, and thereshould have been deeper conversation about it and
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for a problem. And this iswhere I'm gonna get real crazy, Like
this is more sibling specific where I'mlike, if there was any sort of
sharing going on, it can maybebe like okay, Dad, how much
money did you put in since yougot married, because then let's let's split
that amount. Yeah, and I'llsplit maybe two couple thousand maybe who cares,
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but that that's like okay, that'smoney that you are just in the
last two years, maybe just likewhatever he put aside in the last two
years. And also like by herown logic, has she started a college
fund in the last two years.Her whole excuse was that she was she
was single, a single mother,So since being married in a stable relationship,
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had she started a college fund?Yeah, that's that's a really good
question, right, Or she justexpecting her husband to give that money to
her son as a fail safe.Yeah. I don't stand by necessarily like
all money in a marriage is sharedmoney. I don't think that that's always
the smart thing for the relationship.I think that finances need to be talked
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through and have expectations at very earlyon, because some relationships were great,
were great with shared finances, andsome don't you know, they took six
months for my X and I toget my fucking Exfinity account on under us
my name. I mean took likethree active months of us trying and we
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weren't even sharing finances, were justfor sharing an Exfinity account, but it
took three months for them to processpaperwork and fully shift it under my name,
so long, I know. Sothat's what I'm saying I'm like,
had I know that was the case, all the bills under my name?
I don't want anybody else's ship onany of it, you know what I
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mean? And like that Jimmy isjust yeah, if they were sharing that
fun, no right to ask uswhat it Yeah, that's where it gets
tricky. I feel like that one'sreally tricky, and I feel like you
need to have a really grown updiscussion with all the grown ups about what
exactly the money was and while thesudden your son is allotted to it XO
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xo the sister's opinions. Absolutely,am I the asshole for causing my mother
in law to take away some ofmy sister in law's books. Okay,
we're visiting my in laws and mysister in law was telling me about all
of the books she's recently read andbow as we both like reading. I've
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read some of these books and Iwasn't sure if she should be reading them
as she's sixteen and some of themare pretty explicit and don't exactly have the
healthiest romance. I told my husbandabout the books, and he told his
parents. My mother in law endedup asking me to point out which ones
I knew were too mature for her, and she confiscated them. My sister
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in law's mad at me as sheisn't going to get the books back,
as my mother in law is planningto donate them and she's no longer allowed
to buy whatever books she wants.Am I the asshole? I have so
many personal feelings about this one,and I can hands down say, lady
Bucknook ninety, you are a fuckingasshole. I have been reading the smuttiest
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of naughty smuts since I was likeeleven enough, if you feel comfortable sharing
this, Yeah, how old wereyou when you lost your virginity? Oh,
twenty one? And guess I hada really good time. You know,
I didn't have really shitty sex whenI was thirteen or sixteen, and
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where I couldn't come education. Ladiesand gentlemen also find turned on. I
am sorry the confiscating of books,going into your child's room and taking books
and not instead if say say it, let's say, okay, I feel
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like most books are pretty safe,but what pad has some fan fixed stuff
where there was like kidnapping and youand like there was a lot of like
falling love a mafia or a teacherwho was like a daddy character. But
when you're reading it as a grownup, you're like, oh, that's
like grooming pedophilia, like kidnap andlike other scary shit, but that's romanticized
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or whatever. So like some ofthat stuff I read and liked when I
was younger, but then reading itnow, I'm like, WHOA, Well,
I feel like the classics example honestlythat I was just thinking about it
is like pretty little liars, likeAria's a relationship. It's like I literally
just saw a clip of this onTikTok where it was the clip of him
going to the parents yes, AndI was like, I literally forgot that
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this happened, because that is socrazy to think about. Now I'm twenty
seven, which is like AZRAE,I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be
like twenty twenty four, twenty five. At the time hand Maria started a
relationship, she was sixteen sixteen.Yeah, I genuinely could not imagine day
(35:00):
being a twenty two year old.Like when I was single, the youngest
person I dated was twenty four,and even then I was like, I
feel like, you need to bekind with your words, you need to
be really kind with your words.Right now, you're different. Seth met
me. You're different. And y'alldidn't know. When I was twenty one,
I knew, Okay, I knewbecause I was on tender looking at
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them. So I'm like, it'sa little different. We didn't know.
You're right, you guys didn't knowone and two. Like you have always
been a very snappy, mature person. You just caught me a crushty old
lady. Yeah, thank you.Yeah, Aria was a babe, a
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baby chide yield. Like, wehave youth volunteers that come to my work
and they're like between twelve and likeseventeen, And every time I see when,
I'm like yourself, look at true, Yeah, you don't want to
date one of them and then goto the p Yeah, literally grooming Ezra
terrified, Yeah, a huge.Also, Like who just makes out with
(36:08):
somebody that they meet in a coffeehouse? You know what I mean?
That is out of pocket. That'slike an insane thing to do to just
go to the bathroom and make outwith a stranger at a coffee that's literally
crazy shit, especially somebody dressed likethat. She was wearing like one of
those octopus beanies or something, Ohyou, she was I feel like I
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haven't ingrained in my you as akid. I was like, I don't
know that this is right. Butthen I remember being like, they're so
romantic together literally, so it's likeI feel like, maybe, sure,
if a kid was reading stuff likethat, I'd be like, but okay,
But also here, I always like, a kid sixteen is not a
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child. She's not a child anymore. She's close. She's probably already going
to be experienced experimenting with her sexualityor interested in it. So instead of
like, instead of taking away thatmaterial that is going to promote questions,
maybe instead create a space to haveopen discussions about sucks and what is healthy
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and what is maybe not healthy,and then that is good from there and
then when they read they can makethose decisions themselves, because you can't just
confiscate things their whole lives when they'regrown ups. Yeah, you can't just
hide ship from from your kids.You have to explain it. So wow,
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that really I think I chose areally deep trigger for me on that
one. You are the asshole youratom bottom line, Yeah, you are
the asshole. Next agenda are goals. I feel like this is I feel
(37:58):
like this is just a way forme to be punished. I don't even
like this agenda. I dread thisagenda. I mean, we can always
do something else. I feel likeI have to change it eventually. Let
me think on it. Yeah,eventually, you know what, we'd love
to add some other agenda items orlike mix it up every now and then.
(38:19):
Maybe it's like, if you,guys, if this ever becomes something
where the listeners ever speak to us, it could be like, yeah,
well a, we'll have a Qand A at the end instead of goals.
Oh my gosh, please, becauseI can't wait to react to your
stories exactly, because right now Ican't wait to talk about how I didn't
take my Kia to get cleaned becauseI still don't have money, and I
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in fact did not work on myfinancial budget planner book because I don't have
money. That was fun. Andmy goal is going to be buying Christmas
gifts with sets money, because heis the reason why we can be Santa
together, damn bam, and becausewe're gonna see his family and we have
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to make sure to get all thegifts and stuff for his niece and nephew.
So those are my goals is buyChristmas gifts. That's it nice easy.
I can actually do that. Whatabout you? Um so on guinea
staff three three staff members up differentskills. I did that on Tuesday.
(39:30):
I have not stretched though, AndI did not get Pebble a yoga mat
because she doesn't deserve it. Frankly, No, I'll probably get a one.
I dare you fighting with Pebble.I did get her in Richmond twenty
Oh my god, poor little pebI took her to the vet today because
she needed to get established for generalcare at like my bet just changed facilities.
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I have to get her re established. And she was so stressed out
on the ride there that when Iwent, it got her out and like
on the table, I realized she'dpeeple over herself in her carrier. That
makes me so sad, I know, I was so sad. So I
had to wipe her down with groomywives and to prevent her from getting super
(40:20):
stressed out on the way back.No, I just held her in my
lap. She crawled out and shedidn't think about getting on my lap though.
She just laid against my chest andlike stressed, shed everywhere, and
I felt so bad and then Igot her home. I know. It
was so funny. She started walkingaround the house like she was trying to
complain to anybody who would listened.She was like ma, Ma, Ma,
(40:44):
Ma. And she went to myroommate has a little old man dog.
And she went to the doorway ofmy roommate's room stared at her dog,
and it was like, ma outlike complaining. The hen did Mark
listen? He did. He's agood listener. He is a good listening.
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But yeah, I'm sorry everybody hadto listen to my back cat impressions.
Wait yeah, wait, I reallyquickly. And let's say that chef.
When I took him to the vetlast to get shots and stuff,
I was super nervous. So Igave him the calm and composure travel stuff
that I gave him whenever i'd takehim on long drives, and he went
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in his great and or his backpack. I take him in his bubble backpack.
Oh and when we got there,it was so funny because they took
him out and he just laid thereand they're like, can you pat him?
I was like sure, and hejust just kind of purred, and
they gave him his shots and Hejust kind of looked at me and I
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pet him and he was so calm, and then I just put him back
in his backpack. We went home. Yeah, last time with the hell,
I brought my oldest. Oh.Also, they have told me Pepple
is tooey. No she is.She's chunky. She has like a pound
and a half. Oh that's nothing, she's got that. But yeah,
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when I brought Funny last my oldercat, the vet literally sat on the
floor with him and he just crawledinto her lap and sat in her laughter.
All funny ones is love. Hewas great, there's a lap on
this floor. Excellent. And Iwas like, Pebble, Pebble is like
I just need my mom emotional damage. Speaking of which, I can hear
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my dog crying. So might bemy dog. No, that's my dog.
I recognize his christ We should wrapthis up and I think we should
consider that. Another great recording ofYeah, we didn't do any any goals
for next week, but we'll figureout a last agenda. I said something,
what was your goal? Mine wasis easily obtainable. Remember Christmas shopping?
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Oh I didn't say gold, Sowhat's yours? Also Christmas shopping?
I needed to coffee me all right, Well thanks for tuning in to that
bitch is always late. Have agood one that bitch is late. Yeah,
(43:22):
all right, signing off. Yhas this been recording the whole time?
Let's do our cheers. Yeah,yep, hold on, I need another
sip in my hot Collie nice.Okay, Hi, and welcome to that.
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Bitch is always late. I'm neverretalic and I'm Choe retalic. We
are missing Jessica Brumwick because she isdealing with please. God bless her is
all I have to say about that. And let me clarify, not her
personally. She does not have please. I don't think anybody would have ever
had like it feels like you.You're putting that in people's heads. I'm
(00:51):
just saying, oh, what doyou would have thought that? I'm just
saying, jess I'm looking out foryou. It's you're dogging your cat that
have please, not you. Ilove you. Yep, there's up.
She's looking out for you. I'mjust looking out as always. Let's dive
(01:15):
into agenda one. Latest bitch ofthe week, Latest bitch of the week.
Can I just say it to you, it's not It's literally not,
though, but I don't know thatit was me either. You know what
actually could be me? I'll sayit's me. I wasn't at work as
(01:38):
early as I usually happen. I'llsay that I feel like I was showing
up closer in the nine thirty rangerather than the nine nine range that I
usually aim for. So I wasrunning just like a little bit later this
week. And to be fair,like, you never set a time with
(01:59):
Mom and Dad when I was there, but you had an ambiguous time frame
that I felt personally would have onlybeen like an hour, but really ended
up being like two three hours untilyou came. Yeah. Yeah, that's
not really you being late because therewas no set time. Well, no,
actually I came pretty quick after Momtexted me that you guys were home.
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Well, you shut up about tenminutes after that text. Oh okay,
because the last text I heard washer saying okay. So I asked
her if she wanted me to textwhen we got back, because we were
out at a restaurant and never textedback sick yeah, and then texted when
she got home. And then shewas like, what does that mean.
I'm like, I think it meansthat she wants to say texted me.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what Iwas saying. It's stone or time.
I'm lazy. I don't want toreply. Yes, tell me when you're
there. Otherwise, clearly I'm notgonna come meet you. I'm not a
brewery to pick up ship from yourhouse. That's yeah, obviously I need
to know when you guys are home. Yeah, So I really feel like
that wasn't I thought it was arhetorical question, so they didn't say you
(03:04):
were Like nobody said to relate.I just said that that's one potential argument
that I could get. I'm gonnastick with the work one. If any
of my co workers end up listeningto this, they're gonna be sitting here
trying to calculate when this is released. I mean, like now never definitely
sucked this week and showed up waylater than normal. So sorry, guys,
I did show up and our relateto work one of the days.
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Oh but it's because I woke upwith a migraine. That's not really your
fault, then, is it.No, And I told everybody that was
going to be the case. Sokind of taisos not into the next agenda
item because I forgot our agenda?Okay, leasepad bitch of the week,
(03:52):
doesn't I feel like we should.I feel like we need to redefine this
agenda, I say, instead ofsomebody in the family, I think this
is just a good point of timeto air grievances against anybody or any company.
I have a good one, okay, okay. At work, I
had message somebody, as I dowith everybody when I have a tour of
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an apartment, and I said,hello, let me know if you can
make it to your tour today atthis address, you know, And then
they didn't reply, And I sendthis message in the morning, right,
and the showing isn't till like fouror something. So then an hour beforehand,
at like three, I let himknow, Hey, like it's canceled,
(04:35):
right, because sometimes if there's onlyone person scheduled for that block,
I'm not going to go drive outthere just to get stood up by somebody
who hasn't replied to me all day, right exactly. Or sometimes if people
you know, do reply and theysay yeah, they'll still stand me up.
So sometimes it's just a gamble forat least if they say yeah,
(04:56):
like you have, I have alittle bit more assurance that I won't be
able at least some right, Yeah, And so I texted saying like,
hey, just letting you know it'scanceled due to lack of confirmation. But
if you want to reschedule let meknow. I always say that because I
know that sometimes people get busy,things come up and if you need to
or like sometimes they'll say, hey, oh my god, thank you.
(05:18):
Is there any way we can stilldo it? Or hey, I'm so
sorry? Can you send a video? Or what are you talking about?
I never got your first text.Sometimes we get that one and either I
believe them and I go, okay, well then I can I can go
out there if you still want todo that, right, yeah, just
(05:38):
like a normal human worth right,totally, That's what I was trying to
get at, Right, There's justso many things. That's like, so
many normal things that a human cansay to another human being. Yeah,
totally right. So this person thoughthat I messaged, apparently chose a violence,
right. So right, So afterthey said what they said what to
(06:00):
my to my cancelation text? Yeah? So what? Yeah? What?
No question mark? Just what?What? Yeah? Like that that felt
better. And then I explained,well, I had reached out you know
about it, torny, you didn'treply, so I'm just letting you know
that it's canceled, but if youwanted to reschedule, just like please let
me know. And then they andthey said, yes, I would like
to the schedule. Thank you forfor reaching out. Oh that was super
(06:27):
close. Um, they said,go suck a dick. Oh I know
you're an ffford. Uh and thenthey and then I said, alrighty,
I let my colleagues know not toschedule with you in the future. Yeah,
right, because if you're going totalk to me like that right off
(06:47):
the bat, I'm not gonna haveabsolutely not. I am not gonna be
talked to any of my co workerslike that, even not that level of
disrespecting your own house. And Isaid, like, wish you the best
of luck. And I know itsounds sassy, but I do. I
do mean it like I wish Ihope they get therapy or something, right,
like I wish that you can sometimeslearn how to be just like a
fucking human being. I hope thatyou one day master that skill, I
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know, right, And then andthen they replied, good, go kill
yourself, to which you replied,bitch, I've been dead in my soul
for years. No. I leftthat one, you know, up in
the air. To be honest,I felt like, I think maybe what
the appropriate response is is we shouldphotoshop your obituary. Oh love, I'm
(07:36):
just here and I'm just saying that, and I'm gonna be like, did
you you're the reason? My sistersaid, look in the phone and you'll
find the reason, and you're thereason, and now I have to kill
you. That was like on anepisode of Community. Yeah, somebody wrote
(07:59):
him a letter. We're saying thatthey hated Jeff Winger. And then he
goes to find this person and thensomebody tells them, Oh, they're dead,
and he's like, oh my god, they must have died because of
me. And then he finds outthe person who said that was the person
who wrote the letter, and theywere super kissed because he still didn't recognize
them, and well, but honestly, I just didn't warrant to reply.
(08:22):
But the only reason I'm bringing itup and it is on my mind is
because one of my coworkers texting metoday saying, Hey, can you send
me the screenshots of the messages becauseapparently this person was still reaching out to
my colleagues to schedule showings. SoI'm assuming they were just going to send
(08:43):
those screenshots to them. Oh mygod, you need to get the follow
up story. Absolutely will get moreinfo from my co workers. I really
appreciate the endless backup and support myboss us. When I told him,
he oh my god. His facehe was like, oh my god,
(09:03):
I'm so sorry. He looked soupset, and I was like, oh,
he's so nice. He like,is really worried. This is gonna
upset me. And I think ifI wasn't already on my period and dealing
with other stuff, maybe that wouldupset me. But I'm just like,
I don't know, I don't Idon't know this person. And they also
told me to suck a dick,and I do that for fun, you
(09:26):
know, like, Okay, don'tthreaten me with a good time. I'm
like, sorry, seth doctor's orderhere. Yeah, you know, stranger
told me to do this, allright. Sorry, that's what I say.
Nice way to clarify it, though, you know, like suck a
dick. You know that when yousay wishful thinking, um, that never
(09:52):
happens for you. I just knowit, you know what I mean?
That's that is definitely the words ofsomebody who has never had there. If
I was in a Coming of aage comedy, I would have absolutely where
are the rost? You know,that's one thing in movies. They're like,
oh my god, you totally roastedthem, didn't She was like,
no, I'm a professional. I'mlike a leasing coordinator like my coworkers.
(10:16):
Yes, you know, like Ican't do it. I like, I
would love to roast somebody who justtold me to kill myself. But instead,
I was like, I'm just gonnaleave be on red because now when
you look at it, you're gonnayou're gonna look at it and be like,
oh, just it's like I went, I went a little nutty.
Huh. Yeah, it's just gonnabe embarrassing, and then they're gonna have
(10:37):
to live with that as why theydon't have an apartment. I like to
sit on that little pedestal up thereas the better person. Hi. Hi,
it's really hard existing down there yet. Yeah. That's why I can't
wait for the next person that yellsat me, because I think I'm just
gonna say, wow, your voicegets so low. Oh, I think
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that'll be my response. It's like, wow, good job, that's a
big boy voice you caught there.That's a lot one you've been practicing.
Good job. I think that alot of men would reach out to hit
you. I would love I wouldlove it. Honestly, you're you're gearing
up. I'm like, oh,you want to get arrested, Okay,
(11:24):
go for it. I was talkingto my co workers about how terrifying you
were, and I was like,um, somebody who was houseless was spat
at you when you were walking onand talking on the phone, and I
thought I told them how scary youwere. Oh yeah, So did I
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not tell this story on this podcast? I love it? No you did
not. Yeah, so I guessthat'll be my least favorite bitch of the
weeken though this was weeks ago.I was walking in downtown talking on the
phone actually like, um, tryingto politely and things romantically with somebody.
I thought you were on the phonewith your boyfriend. No, oh my
(12:07):
god, that's so much funnier.I'm gonna have to clarify with my coworkers
that you were ending with somebody.I was ending things with somebody and like,
apologize, that's too funny. You'regonna listen to this podcast. You
know who you are, but boy, you do, and you remember this
because this was phone call. Butyeah, so we are trying to talk
(12:28):
on the phone, and as Iwas like walking bye, I hear this.
This guy, he could have beenhouse laws. He could have also
just been an asshole. That's reallyhard to Oh, I thought you said
that. No, I didn't mentionthat his house lass. He was wearing
like a bun up shirt. I'mlike, wait a minute. I thought
this was somebody. Okay, thisthis is now a police story. That's
(12:54):
so funny. I thought this wasjust somebody was like, man, I
was sleeping here, Like that's no. This is like a guy on his
phone walking around in downtown no way. Yeah. And so he was on
the phone and I hear him saylike, oh, shut the fuck up,
and I thought he was talking tothe phone. So we passed each
other and then I realized I'm workingin the wrong direction, so I turned
(13:15):
to walk back past him, andthen he said I said, shut the
fuck up, bitch, and thenspat at my pants. Luckily it didn't
hit me. And then I stoppedin the middle of my sentence and I
just turned and I looked at himand I said, did you just fucking
spit at me? And he goes, yeah, I did. I told
(13:37):
you to shut up, And Isaid, are you fucking kidding me?
You shut up? And then hegoes, well, you're interrupting my phone
call, and I said, you'reinterrupting my phone call. I'm on the
phone too, asshole. And thenhe goes, well, I'm a man,
I'm allowed to be louder than you. And I said, you want
to get loud, bitch, wecan get fucking loud. Fuck you,
(14:01):
And then I flipped him off.And this guy literally stopped and stood to
the side of the street like Iwas threatening his safety, which I was,
and I'm glad he felt that way. This story is so much better
because I honestly thought, this isa woman who's maybe not all there,
or who just was trying to getsome regrets. Like I honestly was like,
okay, Chloe's kind of scary,but like this person who knows what
(14:22):
they were doing. Now the storyis like, oh so this was just
like an in cell. I wasliterally just a man who thought that he
had the right to exist as alouder person because he's a man. And
boy, did I just prove him. What's so funny is that, bitch,
you want to play, We'll play. I cannot believe that downtown Portland
(14:46):
is honestly out of pocket. Icannot so wait, know you wait,
wait, wait to go on thewhole. Okay, one second, we're
diving into an unforeseen agenda item.Onto the next agenda. Fucked up shit
(15:09):
that happens in downtown Portland. Youwant transition music there? Yeah? Okay,
a bonus segment, yeah bust okay, okay onto an unforeseen bonus segment.
(15:30):
Fucked up shit that happens in downtownPortland. Well, this is,
honestly, I guess mild compared toI feel like what you've been sharing.
But it is funny because I gotin a root canal and half of my
face was totally numb, so Icouldn't like move it, you know,
And I was dressed pretty like pajamaish and it was really cold out,
(15:54):
and I was waiting for our dadto come pick us up, who was
really bitch about it on the phone, but then so nice in person,
very confusedly class very classic I loveyou, but wow. And and it
was so funny though, because thereis these like anti abortion people out front,
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and I was like, I reallydon't have the energy for this,
like right, So I was waitinginside and then I got closer to dad
coming, so then I went outsideshe came up right to try and talk
to me, and I kind oflike hunched down a little bit more quasimoto
and I looked at her, andshe looked at me, and I kind
(16:41):
of did this like like like this, like like this ground, and I
like pointed out my mouth, youknow, like my mouth and hurts.
I just did step, you know, like I didn't speak. And then
she looks at me and she touchesmy shoulders because I see her in pain,
(17:03):
and I go and I like,no on my head and she just
runs around and I was just like, oh Jesus Christ. And then Dad
pulled up like thirty like within probablyless than thirty seconds. And then I'm
like Dad, and I'm like,why can't. I'm like totally chipper.
She looks after me like I justlike I will do anything. I will
(17:25):
act like I cannot. I suddenlycannot speak. Yeah, you're like it's
words will not come out. Sorry, lady, nothing for you. Get
out of my life. I don'twant the brochure. No, not all
life deserves to be alive. AndI firmly believe that. No. So
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for a fact, up shit thathappens in downtown. Um. I was
with Jessica with both of these.So when she was here for the telling
that these and maybe she can tellbecause she lived in downtown Escape. Yeah,
so we got I got to experiencemore of downtown Portland in the last
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like six months than I did forliterally like the entire tenure for sixteen seventeen,
oh my god, the entire almosttwenty years I've lived. Yeah,
it was like Chloe decades, don'tyou know. Held now I have the
same understanding of decades as Donald Trump. Anyway, So we were just driving
(18:32):
in downtown, driving to her place, and then we're just looking out the
window fully nude woman. It's middleof the day. Is there anything wrong
with those? Just distraught? I'mlike, poor thing. Probably because she's
nude. Yeah, probably because she'snude. And I had just been given
extra large wool button up from Dad, and so I tried to hand out
(18:59):
the window to her. I triedto be like here, and she just
ignores me and walks into a conveniencestory and I was like, well,
that's not going to go well.I was like, that's unfortunate, and
we just kept driving because that's allthere was to do in Portland. And
then the other one is by Farm. One of the craziest things that's ever
(19:21):
happened to me in downtown in Portlandor in Portland in general. Jess and
I were out like kind of barhopping, and we were going from one
bar to the next, and wewere just walking. She was walking on
the side of the road, likeon the side where the cars are.
I was on the inner side ofthe sidewalk towards the buildings. We're walking
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and we hear this like car,really loud, guys like whoo whoo,
like they're just fucking screaming, beingannoying a shit, And then we just
hear this out pop and Jess goes, oh, what the fuck? And
she got shot in the ass witha beebe gum pellet. What Yeah,
(20:04):
how do you not know about thismurder? I would have sued these people.
Yeah, So we didn't get thelicense plate because we were too shocked.
But then and then when they heardher saying scream like oh, they
were like driving away laughing and screamingand like, yeah, got you bitch.
(20:25):
So we went to the next bar, as one does, and we
show up there and just goes,I just got shot. Can I get
a free shot? For being shotand they didn't get her free shot.
So yeah, yeah, she hada bruise. I'm like upset, Yeah
no, yeah, that's it meantso much your old garbage for the most
(20:49):
part. So that's fucked up shitthat happened in downtown in the last year.
Like wow, yeah, fun timesWow. Happy that I don't have
to go there anymore. Sad thatJess doesn't live in Portland, but maybe
if she was back, let's notdo that again. Downtown Jesus Christ Downtown
(21:12):
cruising through the alley tiptoe because I'mgonna get shot by bb gun like justin
Yeah, that's a remix, guys, wicky wicky, Let's move on to
a chender Uh. Sickest bitch ofthe week, Um, sikest bitch of
(21:41):
the week. I just went tothe doctor today because my verdicto is bad.
Um. And then they were justlike, let's put you on pain
meds so those feel good. Yeah. I don't know that I'm necessarily the
sickest. That's just what's kind oflike happening. Um, I've been rashing
out really severely. Did I knowthat was going to happen really bad?
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And I'm not sure why but likeall my hands, like my palms and
then um in between my fingers,which is so painful, and then all
my arms of it as well.Otherwise I'm like totally fine. So I'm
going to award you as the listof the ladies. I don't know,
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I feel like rashing out randomly.It's almost worse, know what you're talking
about? Questionable question? You abell? See you the drink of that
delicious hotty toddy that hotty to dead? Can it get a told it?
(22:51):
So? To wrap up our shortestsickest bitch of the week ever, let's
go ahead and move on to Redditthreat it might be asshole for asking my
husband to pay for our son's collegewith his daughter's fund. This already sounds
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not good. Yeah, let's seewhat happens. Okay. I thirty six
female, have been married to myhusband fifty seven male, for two wonderful
years. I have a son froma previous relationship, Noah eighteen male,
and he is a daughter from hisprevious marriage, Grace seventeen female. My
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husband considers Noah his son aside fromlast name. Noah is an amazing student
high GPA, plays basketball and football, volunteers for charity and is an all
around great person. Noah has recentlyreceived a likely letter from his Dreams School,
and we are all ecstatic about it. My husband and I started talking
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about finances and how we were goingto contribute towards tuition. I was a
single mom until I got married,so I haven't got much saved. But
my husband has mentioned the fun he'sbeen collecting for college since his daughter was
born. Now here's the part thatI'm asking if I'm the a hole for
but please read the rest of thispost before making judgments. I do explain
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myself. I asked my husband ifwe could use that money for Noah.
It's enough for all four years ofhis degree. He said no in the
beginning, but I explained that whileI love Grace, she isn't very academically
inclined average GPA, no extracurriculars,and has even said that she's going to
community college close by for the firsttwo years. Plus she's a junior,
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and we have a whole year tostart building up another college fund for her.
My husband is still on the fence, but he's at least not sticking
with no He wanted to talk tohis daughter first and reiterate what I said
above. It did not go well. He said there was screaming involved and
included her calling my son and Inames that I will not be repeating here,
(25:02):
accusing him of cheating on her mother, which is completely false and she
knows it. We met three yearsago, and seven months after his divorce,
I have been getting a barrage oftexts and voicemails from his ex wife's
side of the family, calling meall sorts of names. My husband is
disgusted with his daughter's words and actionsand is pretty upset right now. I
(25:23):
feel like I've caused this, Butmy mother, sister, and are all
telling me that I did the rightthing, that my son deserves the money.
I heard about this up and wantedto get an unbiased opinion. Am
I the asshole for asking my husbandto pay for our son's tuition? I
feel like I'm really confused because Idon't know why you would have to pay
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for all four years of his tuitionupfront, because she is only You're younger.
She'd be like, we're going togive two years worth to him and
two years worth to her right atthe bar middle that's also being exceedingly generous.
Because it was not for him originally, right, Yeah. Like,
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and here's the other thing. One, this should have been talked about before
marriage, way before before, waybefore this time as well, yeah,
way before this. Yeah. Sohere's yeah, here's one thing. If
you're in a fucking relationship, talkabout this ship before it causes a family
feud. Yes, like there's noreason. And also like, if you
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look at the timeline of their relationship, that's pretty fucking yick. If you're
if you're moving forward and you haveolder kids, you really have to end
and you're expecting finances to be Also, what I guess they don't like about
this whole situation is it's like,oh, well, she doesn't have high
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GPA. That's the other thing.I'm like, you, just because she
doesn't have GPA doesn't mean that she'sone less deserving to go to college,
or two that she could get intoa four year university that she would need
that money for. And like three, this money was saved with the intensive
purpose of her And I wonder ifthe mother contributed to that at all.
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Oh, that's a really because ifthe biological mom contributed at all, it's
not her right to take any money. I do that. I don't understand
the whole. Yeah, the wholelike, well, my son deserves the
money, Like that sounds kind ofweird. I liked the idea of it
being split, but that's also thatthe happy family idea of it being like,
(27:37):
yeah, I don't know the context, but of the like breakup or
how it happened. And I'm like, honestly, like, if they ended
on contentious terms, having her triedto split money that in all likelihood they
saved together is completely inappropriate. Itssuper rude. And I'm also it's for
(27:59):
sure the asshole, And like,also, yeah, how are you supposed
to develop a good relationship with somebodyif you're basically telling them that they're not
worthy of something that was done forthem. That'd be like if somebody,
like, say there was a pairof siblings and one sibling was super close
with the parents and the other wasn't. But say the sibling that was super
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close with the parents didn't have children, right, and the sibling that wasn't
super close with the parents had children. Now, let's say the parents died
and they left the house to thekid who has no kids because they were
closer with the parents, that'd belike that sibling being like, well,
I'm more deserving of this house becauseI have children and I need a house
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more than you do. And I'mlike, no, you know what I
mean, It's like no, sorry, Like it doesn't matter who's more deserving
when you tweing it up. Ifmoney was set aside for a specific person,
like I would love if that's howthe world worked. You Now,
(29:07):
if I can walk out to JeffBezos and be like, I've decided I'm
more deserving at this because I workfor a nonprofit. Yeah, and I
have never exploited somebody for financial gain, literally, but that's not how the
world works. Sorry, But likeit's just not not fair to ask that
on a base level, and thereshould have been deeper conversation about it and
(29:30):
for a problem. And this iswhere I'm gonna get real crazy, Like
this is more sibling specific where I'mlike, if there was any sort of
sharing going on, it can maybebe like okay, Dad, how much
money did you put in since yougot married, because then let's let's split
that amount. Yeah, and I'llsplit maybe two couple thousand maybe who cares,
(29:52):
but that that's like okay, that'smoney that you are just in the
last two years, maybe just likewhatever he put aside in the last two
years. And also like by herown logic, has she started a college
fund in the last two years.Her whole excuse was that she was she
was single, a single mother,So since being married in a stable relationship,
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had she started a college fund?Yeah, that's that's a really good
question, right, Or she justexpecting her husband to give that money to
her son as a fail safe.Yeah. I don't stand by necessarily like
all money in a marriage is sharedmoney. I don't think that that's always
the smart thing for the relationship.I think that finances need to be talked
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through and have expectations at very earlyon, because some relationships were great,
were great with shared finances, andsome don't you know, they took six
months for my X and I toget my fucking Exfinity account on under us
my name. I mean took likethree active months of us trying and we
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weren't even sharing finances, were justfor sharing an Exfinity account, but it
took three months for them to processpaperwork and fully shift it under my name,
so long, I know. Sothat's what I'm saying I'm like,
had I know that was the case, all the bills under my name?
I don't want anybody else's ship onany of it, you know what I
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mean? And like that Jimmy isjust yeah, if they were sharing that
fun, no right to ask uswhat it Yeah, that's where it gets
tricky. I feel like that one'sreally tricky, and I feel like you
need to have a really grown updiscussion with all the grown ups about what
exactly the money was and while thesudden your son is allotted to it XO
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xo the sister's opinions. Absolutely,am I the asshole for causing my mother
in law to take away some ofmy sister in law's books. Okay,
we're visiting my in laws and mysister in law was telling me about all
of the books she's recently read andbow as we both like reading. I've
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read some of these books and Iwasn't sure if she should be reading them
as she's sixteen and some of themare pretty explicit and don't exactly have the
healthiest romance. I told my husbandabout the books, and he told his
parents. My mother in law endedup asking me to point out which ones
I knew were too mature for her, and she confiscated them. My sister
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in law's mad at me as sheisn't going to get the books back,
as my mother in law is planningto donate them and she's no longer allowed
to buy whatever books she wants.Am I the asshole? I have so
many personal feelings about this one,and I can hands down say, lady
Bucknook ninety, you are a fuckingasshole. I have been reading the smuttiest
(33:01):
of naughty smuts since I was likeeleven enough, if you feel comfortable sharing
this, Yeah, how old wereyou when you lost your virginity? Oh,
twenty one? And guess I hada really good time. You know,
I didn't have really shitty sex whenI was thirteen or sixteen, and
(33:27):
where I couldn't come education. Ladiesand gentlemen also find turned on. I
am sorry the confiscating of books,going into your child's room and taking books
and not instead if say say it, let's say, okay, I feel
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like most books are pretty safe,but what pad has some fan fixed stuff
where there was like kidnapping and youand like there was a lot of like
falling love a mafia or a teacherwho was like a daddy character. But
when you're reading it as a grownup, you're like, oh, that's
like grooming pedophilia, like kidnap andlike other scary shit, but that's romanticized
(34:12):
or whatever. So like some ofthat stuff I read and liked when I
was younger, but then reading itnow, I'm like, WHOA, Well,
I feel like the classics example honestlythat I was just thinking about it
is like pretty little liars, likeAria's a relationship. It's like I literally
just saw a clip of this onTikTok where it was the clip of him
going to the parents yes, AndI was like, I literally forgot that
(34:36):
this happened, because that is socrazy to think about. Now I'm twenty
seven, which is like AZRAE,I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be
like twenty twenty four, twenty five. At the time hand Maria started a
relationship, she was sixteen sixteen.Yeah, I genuinely could not imagine day
(35:00):
being a twenty two year old.Like when I was single, the youngest
person I dated was twenty four,and even then I was like, I
feel like, you need to bekind with your words, you need to
be really kind with your words.Right now, you're different. Seth met
me. You're different. And y'alldidn't know. When I was twenty one,
I knew, Okay, I knewbecause I was on tender looking at
(35:22):
them. So I'm like, it'sa little different. We didn't know.
You're right, you guys didn't knowone and two. Like you have always
been a very snappy, mature person. You just caught me a crushty old
lady. Yeah, thank you.Yeah, Aria was a babe, a
(35:44):
baby chide yield. Like, wehave youth volunteers that come to my work
and they're like between twelve and likeseventeen, And every time I see when,
I'm like yourself, look at true, Yeah, you don't want to
date one of them and then goto the p Yeah, literally grooming Ezra
terrified, Yeah, a huge.Also, Like who just makes out with
(36:08):
somebody that they meet in a coffeehouse? You know what I mean?
That is out of pocket. That'slike an insane thing to do to just
go to the bathroom and make outwith a stranger at a coffee that's literally
crazy shit, especially somebody dressed likethat. She was wearing like one of
those octopus beanies or something, Ohyou, she was I feel like I
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haven't ingrained in my you as akid. I was like, I don't
know that this is right. Butthen I remember being like, they're so
romantic together literally, so it's likeI feel like, maybe, sure,
if a kid was reading stuff likethat, I'd be like, but okay,
But also here, I always like, a kid sixteen is not a
(36:52):
child. She's not a child anymore. She's close. She's probably already going
to be experienced experimenting with her sexualityor interested in it. So instead of
like, instead of taking away thatmaterial that is going to promote questions,
maybe instead create a space to haveopen discussions about sucks and what is healthy
(37:15):
and what is maybe not healthy,and then that is good from there and
then when they read they can makethose decisions themselves, because you can't just
confiscate things their whole lives when they'regrown ups. Yeah, you can't just
hide ship from from your kids.You have to explain it. So wow,
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that really I think I chose areally deep trigger for me on that
one. You are the asshole youratom bottom line, Yeah, you are
the asshole. Next agenda are goals. I feel like this is I feel
(37:58):
like this is just a way forme to be punished. I don't even
like this agenda. I dread thisagenda. I mean, we can always
do something else. I feel likeI have to change it eventually. Let
me think on it. Yeah,eventually, you know what, we'd love
to add some other agenda items orlike mix it up every now and then.
(38:19):
Maybe it's like, if you,guys, if this ever becomes something
where the listeners ever speak to us, it could be like, yeah,
well a, we'll have a Qand A at the end instead of goals.
Oh my gosh, please, becauseI can't wait to react to your
stories exactly, because right now Ican't wait to talk about how I didn't
take my Kia to get cleaned becauseI still don't have money, and I
(38:42):
in fact did not work on myfinancial budget planner book because I don't have
money. That was fun. Andmy goal is going to be buying Christmas
gifts with sets money, because heis the reason why we can be Santa
together, damn bam, and becausewe're gonna see his family and we have
(39:04):
to make sure to get all thegifts and stuff for his niece and nephew.
So those are my goals is buyChristmas gifts. That's it nice easy.
I can actually do that. Whatabout you? Um so on guinea
staff three three staff members up differentskills. I did that on Tuesday.
(39:30):
I have not stretched though, AndI did not get Pebble a yoga mat
because she doesn't deserve it. Frankly, No, I'll probably get a one.
I dare you fighting with Pebble.I did get her in Richmond twenty
Oh my god, poor little pebI took her to the vet today because
she needed to get established for generalcare at like my bet just changed facilities.
(39:57):
I have to get her re established. And she was so stressed out
on the ride there that when Iwent, it got her out and like
on the table, I realized she'dpeeple over herself in her carrier. That
makes me so sad, I know, I was so sad. So I
had to wipe her down with groomywives and to prevent her from getting super
(40:20):
stressed out on the way back.No, I just held her in my
lap. She crawled out and shedidn't think about getting on my lap though.
She just laid against my chest andlike stressed, shed everywhere, and
I felt so bad and then Igot her home. I know. It
was so funny. She started walkingaround the house like she was trying to
complain to anybody who would listened.She was like ma, Ma, Ma,
(40:44):
Ma. And she went to myroommate has a little old man dog.
And she went to the doorway ofmy roommate's room stared at her dog,
and it was like, ma outlike complaining. The hen did Mark
listen? He did. He's agood listener. He is a good listening.
(41:07):
But yeah, I'm sorry everybody hadto listen to my back cat impressions.
Wait yeah, wait, I reallyquickly. And let's say that chef.
When I took him to the vetlast to get shots and stuff,
I was super nervous. So Igave him the calm and composure travel stuff
that I gave him whenever i'd takehim on long drives, and he went
(41:28):
in his great and or his backpack. I take him in his bubble backpack.
Oh and when we got there,it was so funny because they took
him out and he just laid thereand they're like, can you pat him?
I was like sure, and hejust just kind of purred, and
they gave him his shots and Hejust kind of looked at me and I
(41:49):
pet him and he was so calm, and then I just put him back
in his backpack. We went home. Yeah, last time with the hell,
I brought my oldest. Oh.Also, they have told me Pepple
is tooey. No she is.She's chunky. She has like a pound
and a half. Oh that's nothing, she's got that. But yeah,
(42:12):
when I brought Funny last my oldercat, the vet literally sat on the
floor with him and he just crawledinto her lap and sat in her laughter.
All funny ones is love. Hewas great, there's a lap on
this floor. Excellent. And Iwas like, Pebble, Pebble is like
I just need my mom emotional damage. Speaking of which, I can hear
(42:38):
my dog crying. So might bemy dog. No, that's my dog.
I recognize his christ We should wrapthis up and I think we should
consider that. Another great recording ofYeah, we didn't do any any goals
for next week, but we'll figureout a last agenda. I said something,
what was your goal? Mine wasis easily obtainable. Remember Christmas shopping?
(43:02):
Oh I didn't say gold, Sowhat's yours? Also Christmas shopping?
I needed to coffee me all right, Well thanks for tuning in to that
bitch is always late. Have agood one that bitch is late. Yeah,
(43:22):
all right, signing off. Yhas this been recording the whole time?
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