Surviving on the Way to Thriving

Join Mega Bitch and Gutter Slut for an episode where they discuss important topics ranging from medicated toothpaste to Reddit drama threads.



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But that yeah, calling to cheers. Yeah, just click my glass.
Okay, don't make it weird.Oh yeah, I hated that you're really
aggressive today. And that's all right, that's enough. Well I try my
best. Hi, and welcome tothat. Bitch is always like, I'm

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Never Retalic and I'm Chloe Retalic.Um. So none of you know,
but Seth, who records this,will know. This is a big delay
in recording for us. Yeah,we how long has it been since we've
had a recording? Months and ahalf, two months. It was we
lost some some steams, some stuffhas been happening. We're busy. I

(00:57):
don't want to play the blame game, but it is Never's fault. Oh
absolutely, Yeah. So she's toopopular for her own good because her name's
Never. So she's just fucking cool. And so she's she's a busy lady
with San Francisco. Yeah, she'sbeen on like a ton of trips lately.

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She just has not been in town. She like, you had an
anniversary trip, then you went toSan Francisco, and then we were I
visited like our mom and the kidsa couple of times. Yeah, and
then I was sick. You weresick for a long time. You definitely
are gonna win the sickest Bitch ofthe Week for sure. Yeah. But

(01:41):
yeah, so like when it comesto latest bitch of the Week, I'm
just gonna say it's you because you'vemade us a month and a half away
to record it. And also youtold me to come over at five today
and I did come at five ten, but it was my uber's fault.
But I showed up at five tenand her and her boyfriend are asleep,

(02:07):
just in bed asleep. Please don'trob us, obvie it not for very
long. But yeah, so thatwas just making us late already, Like
I was already a little bit late, but then you it's obviously my fault.
Yeah, you were asleep. Ifeel like I've been late lately,

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so I will accept that I havebeen a little bit stressed out. There's
been a lot going on for bothof us, and I feel like I've
had a lot of personal shit.Yeah now too exactly. So I think
I have just been a little awfulon the timeliness because I am sitting there
and I'm like Jesus Christ, II've been doing that and it could be
like ten minutes, could be anhour. You know. You know what's

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funny is like I feel like withme, when I have a lot of
shit going on, it makes memore on time because I'm just like I
just gotta like get this shit fuckingout with Like, I just gotta get
moving, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's super one would say
like better probably. Yeah. It'sweird though, because when I don't have

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shit going on, like when lifeis like relaxed, I'm kind of like,
oh whatever, Yeah, the catis being crazy. Yeah, he's
just eating plastic, don't mind that. And he also keeps hitting my foot.
Watch out, he will bite yourfoot. Sure, don't bite my
foot, Chef Chef Ramsey, behave. Oh my god, you might have

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to take away that plastic from him. I will. I'm not scared of
doing it. I'm not scared ofit. And seen done with that noisy
bit. Yeah, sorry, Iguess I am you know, agenda one,
I am the latest, and that'sI'll accept it. Yeah, Yeah,
that's cool with me. I'll takethat the next job favor. I

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think you're saying, like least favoritepeople that we've experienced. Yeah, I
feel like that's better. That's better. God, I'm trying to think I
don't really have one. It's kindof like this week, like, yeah,
I've just like not been very preoccupiedwith other people right now, aside

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for myself. Yeah, I don'thave anybody who's really like bumming me out
too much right now. Yeah,well that's good. I think my least
favorite person of this week is um, the person at the nail salon today

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who was giving the nail text ahard time just throughout her whole appointment and
was being un necessarily snippy. Andyou are my least favorite person. You
were not cool and you were verycondescending to the nail text. So that

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was not very nice of you.You have made it onto my shit list.
It's not it doesn't come with anyconsequences. Really, Yeah, we're
just talking about you. Nobody.Well, Seth will know, and he
picked me up, so he ifhe came in and saw you, he
would have known it was you becauseI said it was in your eyebrows.

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I could tell. So let's goover to Agenda three. Our sickest bitch
you know. Hell yeah, Imean it's it's complicated because so much time

(05:58):
has passed, but I will I'lltake the title. I'm not overtly ill
at the moment, but I havebeen. Uh yeah, I had a
cold which actually made me miss Christmasthis year, and then right after that
when my friends got COVID and Ithought I had COVID a few times,

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I feel like, yeah, Idid not have COVID. But and I've
just been feeling generally unwell forgetting toeat a lot lately, so that always
makes me feel sick. No way, Yeah, something about not eating till
like one in the morning or onein the morning Jesus Christ, work in

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the afternoon and only having coffee.It's like your body's like, oh,
that's cute. Yeah, you thinkyou can do let's me die and then
you go, that's whoa, whoaharsh my vibe. Bro. Yeah,
I have a new life motto rightnow, and it's surviving on the way
to thriving. So right now I'mreally just surviving. That's so real.

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And so that's been okay. Butyou know, hopefully one day I will
be able to not feel like Imight get a cold at any second,
but I don't have high hopes.Yeah, don't get too excited or all,
because then you might get a cough. Or something. Yeah, you

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never know, it could happen.Yeah, being cautiously optimistic, that's what
I'm doing. What about you,how's your ailments been a few things since
I started the snowboarding season. Ihave damaged my body gravely against the mountain
because I have just decided that thisis the season where I'm going to try
doing things that are typically hard forme, and then I don't try and

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to but I was just like,I'm going to try and do it,
which means I just eat shit alot, but it's good. I just
also couldn't turn my head for aboutlike a week and a half, but
I did. I wasn't really missingmuch on the left side, you know.
Yeah, there wasn't a lot goingon the left side. Yeah it's
fine. You know, I didn'treally need to see what was going on

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over there. It's okay. Um, yeah, absolutely unbothered by all of
that. And then I actually wentto the dentist and got a cleaning,
just like casually, because I havetook go every three months, and you
know, they're like, you're Ican tell that you're flossing and stuff,
but your your teeth are still tryingto get cavities because like I'm just dying.

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So then they amy medicated fluoride toothpastethat I add with my toothpaste.
So I do feel like I've earnedsome sick sick person points. Yeah,
maybe it is you over because youhave more tangible stuff, but that doesn't
necessarily like if you're feeling the mostill overall, I could. I feel

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that we could be tied. ThoughI think we're tied. We could be
because I think we're both feel emotionallyunwhile too. Absolutely, Yeah, it's
going through changes our lives. Yeah, it's you know, there's it's it's
tough to be an adult. AndI think, go to your job and
then also have hobbies and friends andthen deal with your emotions. You know.

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I realized, like, oh that'syou know, it all adds up,
man, Yeah, it's it reallyadds up. Frankly, I'm over
it. Weird. I'd like arefund if I could, that's fair,
But that is just all right.I am feeling a little stoked about the
prospect of going to Mexico and tminus two days on my long awaited trip.

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And I checked the weather today andI tried on all my swimsuits today
and I was like I'm ready.I'm ready for this vacation. And then
after that we get to go andwe get to go to Florida to go
see Jessica. Blessica, Blessica.Will we miss you? We do miss

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you. I would call you,but it's like three hours ahead there or
whatever, and I always and Ialways do that, and then I call
you and you're like, sure,I can talk, And that's really just
you're tired, and yeah, I'mbad about that, which which I feel,
you know, yeah, just excited. Yeah, I'm also hoping to
maybe do some more travel. We'llsee. Where's your jealous that you're running

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Mexico? Where do you want togo? Anywhere where I can be in
the water. That's all I want. That's it. Anywhere that I can
go be in a warm body ofwater. There we go. That feels
better. Yeah, I Antarctica,Oh my god, you're such a bitch.
Yes, No, I I justwant to go float in a body

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of water so long that I feellike I am a wave. I'm gonna
get that put on a shirt orsomething. I wanna. I want to
be known and then you and whenand then and you in that kid,
yeah, and you know when youand then and then can you come back?

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I just in a minute, megabitch. Oh my god, wait
quick. Little side story just mademe think of it. So at my
work, we have something like groupstherapy that happens twice a month, and

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so they were kind of trying todo like a show everybody like, look,
this is the benefit of this,Like we have coloring pages, we
have played all like sensory things thatyou can just distract yourself with while you're
talking about your feelings to a bunchof your co workers. So when of
my coworkers went, I have timeto go and he was like, hey,

(12:01):
I found something that I thought youwould like from the training, and
I left it up front, andI was like okay, And I go
up and some coloring sheets and it'slike, you know, one with like
a bunch of animals on it.I was like, cute, Yeah,
one with like a horse farting,and I was like that's weird. Yeah,
You're like, where'd they print thatout? Yeah? And then one

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where it's like fuck Mondays and Iwas like, yeah, fuck Mondays.
And then it was one where itsaid you're a special kind of asshole with
a heart, and I was likeokay, and then one with just dumb
cunt and massive letters, and Iwas like me getting conflicting messages. My

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favorite one gutter slut in cursive withflowers and kittens, so proposal tattoos.
Yeah, you know. I wasjokey with one of my friends just getting
gut or just right above, oh, right above the cratch, right above
the bonds pubis that way you knowwhat they're in for? They get ready

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wow right, And I was likeat the front desk and trying not to
snort laugh because there was a clientright there. And I brought them back
and I turned to my coworkers likewhat the hell, Like, what the
fun You're like, where did youget these? And can we mask print?
I have an idea? He waslike, um, yeah, so

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that was in the is in likethe group's therapy place, like that's where
he got them from. But apparentlythey were like in a secret foulder.
Oh my god, that's just likesomebody's private journals. And he's like,
yeah, so funny. So yeah, so I meant to grab you're a

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special kind of asshole one to colorin and give to dad because it like
that it's a heart. So Iwas gonna be like happy Valentines Day.
Oh see, I asked. Ijust asked Seth to be my Valentine,
and I blew up all these heartshaped balloons and I taped them to the
ceiling so they were hanging upside down, and when he walked in, apparently

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he thought they were buff balloons.They do kind of look like that.
Well, what's funny is that Ipacked all my coworkers a little but balloon
and some candy and a chocolate likeTeddy Bear that had a punt on it
or something, and I gave themtheir Valentines early because I'm going to be
in Mexico to start of februaryan whatever. But apparently i'd left the meeting room

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to go do something and they pulledup the balloon and they thought it was
like a condom at first, andso they were all, really can They
thought I was like the creepy bothlike it was a good condom, and
I was like, oh that's cool, yeah, and I'll here you go,
ladies. Be safe. I waslike, no, guys, I

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literally just gave you heart balloons.And then they blew it up and apparently
then it look like ball sack andthen that cracks them for a while.
Sack too. Lesson learned. Don'tbuy dollar tree balloons if you're looking for,
you know, quality hard shapes.I'll say that they do look like
hearts, just maybe not like qualityheart shapes. Yeah, they do look

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like cards, but la, sincethey don't have helium in them, it's
just with the hanging upside down asI'll love heart shape, they look a
lot more like other things. Andthat's okay, and that is okay,
you know, and that's that isjust fine. So with that very long

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tangent, we can move on toour next agenda. So credit family drama.
Yeah, what do you have Mysister is having my boyfriend's child.

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I mean okay, yeah, allright, so there's so I have a
few ideas here already, but alllate and get some more contexts. Yeah,
there's some context to porn hut music. Yeah, as soon as she
reads that, dude, it's wow. Okay, Well we promised we know

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what the porn intro is. Wejust can't. I think I was doing
the BuzzFeed one, Yeah, youwere doing something else. Yeah. I'm
not musically inclined, so I hearit in my head, but I can't
mimic it out. Wow, justjust set you know the zune. You
know, I chept that in Sorecently I started dating this amazing guy.
He is nine years younger than me, if that matters. Okay, I

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met him through my sister. Ohsorry, I met him through my sister.
They were as they were friends.I know they had a one time
thing when they were both fed upwith their exes. But that was just
a one time thing personally. No. Wait, yeah, quick, Poe,

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I would never date somebody that youhooked up with. Mom. This
is a day at you. Yeah, this is about you, like mom,
just say that you wrote this.Tell us this did happen with our
mom and aunt. They're they're notthat severe. I don't know. There

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was no child that came out ofit, no children involved. Yeah,
um, okay, so it wasjust a one time thing. Then she
went back to the guy she hadbefore. My sister was very happy for
me when she found out that Iwas dating this guy. I've had my
fair share of idiot boyfriends. Butanyway, now to the problem. Not
long after me and this guy startedgetting serious, she tells us she's pregnant.

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The chance that it would be herboyfriend's child is extremely small, so
most likely it's my boyfriend's baby mysister is carrying. She has decided to
keep the baby, which I don'treally like, but I've chosen to support
her anyway. My boyfriend is tryingto communicate with her about how to be
involved with the baby and wants toknow what is going on, but as

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soon as he has an opinion orsays anything to her about it, she
gets mad and blocks him on everything. This has led to her not talking
to him at all and barely talkingto me either. This drama is also
ruining my relationship with my boyfriend,and I don't know what to do.
I've been honest with both of themabout how I feel about being in the

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middle of their situation, but I'vealso been clear that I will be there
for both of them and for thechild no matter what. But my question
is is there anything I can do? How do I manage my emotions?
How do I handle this situation?What happens if I have children with him
later? Then her children will bothbe siblings and cousins. What would you

(19:03):
have done in my situation? Um? Wow, yeah, so personally that's
going to be a no go forme. Yeah, I think that it
would be really odd if I had, Like I if you told me you
were going to start dating somebody thatI had slept with and you knew that

(19:26):
I had slept with them, Ithink that would be weird. And I
think you would also feel weird aboutthat. And also, you know,
like she, I think is tryingto handle it very well and supportive,
and obviously it can be callous andsit dump his ass and like take space
because what the hell, But it'sshe's asking how she's supposed to manage her

(19:51):
emotions. Probably therapy. I thinkyou guys should see couples therapists for this
one. I think it should beactually family therapy. Well, the sister
sounds really honestly not unless the opinionsthat the baby daddy has are just absolutely

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out of pocket. Then I thinkthat it's not fair to just like cut
off in late like that. Ijust really yeah, I feel like,
one, it was messy getting involvedwith somebody that her sister had been with,
like kind of walking into the drama, especially if it was close enough

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to the point where like she wouldbe early pregnancy, because I'm like,
so, how long ago did theysleep together because it sounded like it was
a while ago. Because I'm like, there's a difference between if you had
ended up, for some reason,dating somebody that I had hooked up with

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during one of my home phases,you know, like a year later.
Yeah, and say you got intothat and you didn't. Now, I
would be like, oh my god, I hate to tell you that that
would be just super I would Iwould break up with them, like even
then. I wouldn't expect you too. I wouldn't. It would be fine,
but it would have been like yearsapart. Whereas this is literally close

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enough that there is an early pregnancy, so you couldn't be longer than like
a couple of months, two threemonths. You Yeah, that to me
already. I'm not saying she likebrought it on herself or anything, but
that is questionable to get involved atthat point. Yeah, I feel like

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you're kind of setting yourself up forsome failure drama here. And also like
co parenting with your sister. See, I thought it was when you first
read the title. I thought itwas going to be something like, you
know, maybe she couldn't carry herown children and her sister offered to do
it for her, but then therebecame some weird tension or something, but

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instead it's like, no, sheliterally they had sex. That's super weird.
There was there could be feelings involvedthat whole situation. Honestly, I
would try and get out of it, take some space away from that.
That just doesn't sound like it's goingto be good long term without some severe
working through. Probably. Yeah,yeah, I would agree. Yeah,

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I think that that for me isjust getting involved in something that you're already
going to have to be involved inanyway because it's family, and being involved
romantically just makes it more complicated.Okay, here this one. I like
the title sensitive. Do you relate? Yes? I get being sensitive because

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I used to be too good.Start past tense. Life happened, and
I toughened up because I had todo so to cope. I'm not a
fan of tiptoeing around people. Andthat sounds like boomer parents are red flags.
That being said my cousin's wife's son, My cousin's wife's son. Who

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would that be family wise? Cousinswife's it's like a cousin. Okay,
weird, that's what I would callit. Oh, that being said my
cousin's wife's son keeps beating my sonup, singling him out on a family
vacation with my other cousin's kids,getting hurt every so often in the mix.
The latest was when playing a harmlesskid's game when two other kids got

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kicked off the chair and bumped.My son was told to lie by this
older cousin's kid again the first timetoday he was told to lie about how
he got his nose busted. Hepanicked and froze up on the floor alone,
near crying and looked so shaken up. I was pissed. My son
looked uncomfortable telling adults when asked whichisn't him at all. He's open with

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me. They know their sons horrible, but also laugh about him beating on
my son like it is the funniestthing ever. Keep in mind may aren't
here, but he's here with myaunt now. Today alone, he hit
my son in the nose, kepttrying to take him into a deeper area
of the pool, making him slipwhen told not to touch him multiple times.

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Hit him a different time today whichwas another ordeal. And he's hurt
two other kids apparently. Me sayingmy thoughts on what occurred with the latest
incident was too extreme because people aresensitive and can't handle it. According to
other family, I shouldn't have saidanything. My cousin and his wife's disrespect
for us has carried over. Clearlyhe has behavioral issues otherwise, but it's

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obvious my kid's been singled out often. He played kidnapper with my son messed
upright, and my son was beingkidnapped. I watched him say I'm the
kidnapper. I'm the kidnapper, andstopped it when I heard that again,
saw my son's face being slammed intoa couch after this other kid was told
by multiple adults to leave the otherkids alone. My aunt's taking it personal,

(25:15):
not my fault, but I'm nowbeing told I shouldn't have said anything
about the underlying issues at hand withthe adult drama and let it go to
save her feelings. What about myson though? Am I wrong for saying
something about this? It's not normalto play kidnapper to bully another kid?
Right? Or Am I wrong theretoo? Just wondering because they are making
me feel like the crazy one here. Okay, I have so much to

(25:38):
say about this. Yeah, butmy number one thing is. I started
out being like, oh, thisperson is going to be an asshole.
Same, what the what the actualfock put it down? Like, put
that kid down? Man, I'mjust baffled, looking. Yeah, I'm
kind of thinking. I mean,let's just go on record with saying we

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don't support euthanizing children. Oh yeah, goods to throw out. Yeah,
just so you guys know, that'swhat's called a joke. Yes, I
was in fact joshing. Forgive that, but do put that kid in therapy
though, like, uh, immersivetherapy, like pull him out of wherever
he is around other young children andmake sure that doesn't happen until those anger

(26:30):
and kidnapping fantasies are dealt with.Also, does he what the bed have
an attraction to flame and kill younganimals and torture them, because that could
you know, we could be ontosomething here. Yeah, just out of
curiosity, just wondering because he didsay there were bigger issues at play.
So I'm just so without all thecontexts, all I'm saying is you standing

(26:56):
up for your child is not abad thing, And personally, if it
were me, I'd be cutting offcontact with that part of my family.
It would yeah, you're not acontact. Cool. If my kid can't
be a safe around you, thenI'm not going to be around you.
Yep. Period, Yep. That'sit. That's as far as it needs

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to go. And there's no justificationthat they can give of like, oh,
well, he's just a he's justa boy, he's just boys.
Well boys, No, mm let'slet's stop with the whole narrative of justifying
violence for young kids. It's justlike it's you know, when when when

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you're young and a toddler like waxyou, it's obvious that they just are
frustrated and don't know how to regulatethat emotion. So obviously you've just said
the boundary of soft hands, likeyou can't you can't really hurt me.
I understand that you're frustrated, butlike, and it's obvious that that kid
didn't have that because they feel likethey can just go around smacking other kids,

(27:59):
which usually or hey, nanny mcfewhat's or not Nanny McFee? Was
that who lose the nine one onenanny? Remember she that TV show?
That was her name? Joe Joe, Yeah, Joe Danny Joe. She
would uh, you know what shedealt with a lot of kids who had
a lot of anger and would likefind ways to help them regulate that anger.

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Yeah, it's just about disrupting inappropriatebehavior patterns and replacing it with appropriate
behavior patterns, right, like helpingthem make smart choices. And a smart
choice is not punching your cousin inthe face multiple times. How they bleed,
like multiple times? Like this isall in one day? Yeah,

(28:44):
Like all of those instances were inone day. That is exhausting to be
playing like defense for your kid intheir safety from like another child too,
and just being like can you pleasenot be mean? That is just too
much and the parents definitely need towork on something. But honestly, I
don't think what you're saying is wrong. I think maybe your approach of saying

(29:08):
they're just sensitive is not going toget you places. I think you need
to say that instead. They maybearen't listening and they're not you know,
people get really defensive about raising theirkids, and I think that's maybe more
where it's coming from. So insteadof attacking at an underlying issue, you
can instead observe the behavior that you'reseeing, such as the violence and saying

(29:30):
we're not going to condone that,but instead you're maybe going a little bit
deeper, and that's why you're gettingmore of an angry response. That's just
the feedback calling saying, oh,they're too sensitive to your my side.
That's also not a great frame ofapproaching anything. So yeah, work on
that too, but definitely work onthat. Yeah, that is just a

(29:53):
lot. They really need to helpwork on their kid. Like that is
too much. Let's do this one. My brother is a horrible person.
Oh is this targeted? Yeah,okay, it's about you. Thanks for
letting me know. Let's not saythat because I haven't read it yet.

(30:15):
Oh, I don't know how horribleperson he is, so I don't want
that on you. It's really bad. But it was really really bad.
Okay. I have never been inso much anchor because of because of a
person. My brother is a rudeand a horrible person. He body shames
me. And no it's not justcalling me fat or making fun of my

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weight. He's also making fun ofhow I look in general. He makes
fun of my nose, my eyes, my hair, my body shape in
general. And even when I wasat eleven year old, so old,
he called me flat and said Ihad no boobs to an eleven year old
no boobs. He constantly comes intomy room at least twenty times a day

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without exact duration, and harasses me. He gets me to do jobs around
the house, asked me to goout and exercise as if that's his business,
and calls me lazy if I don'twant to If I don't want to
do the random jobs he assigns tome, he says, you're a lazy
bitch. And also you're a woman. You're supposed to do that. That's

(31:22):
what women do, you lazy bitch. Wow, that was a quote from
what he said to me before.He is also racist, homophobic, transphobic,
and overall a horrible person. Heharasses not only me, but all
of the women in our family andhousehold. And guess who he listens to

(31:42):
Papa as your debt everything. Ohmy god. He even harasses my friends.
He calls all of my friends slutsfor having breasts, but yet when

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you didn't have breasts, it wasa problem. This kid is a creep.
He called one of my cousins aslut for having breasts. He teams
up with my father and threatens me. He threatens to slap me and do
all kinds of horrible things and guestswho does something about it? No one,
nobody does anything about it. Imean they would if they knew what

(32:30):
to do, but he won't stop. I feel like we should report that
to the cops. I feel likeI'm a bystander here. This is like,
like, can we call cps?Yeah, here's a comment somebody said,
kick him in his balls next timehe does that, and tell him
every time that he pulls you,he will get kicked. Some people only
understand violence. What are your ages? And guess he's a hugging horrible individual.

(32:52):
Yeah, like honestly, yeah,this is this is the thing,
right, This is the thing withpeople like Andrew. Tape is just like
have you ever considered shutting the fuckup? Good question? You know what

(33:12):
I mean? Yeah, they doa lot of the like opening and closing
of their mouth where words come out. Yeah, that thing, yeah,
where I feel like they should bedoing none of it, Like where they
take a piece of tape and thenthey go boop across their lips. Yeah.

(33:34):
And then they go to some sortof therapy that corrects your in cell
brains and your tiny little penuses,and then maybe you can have your tape
for moved. Yeah, listen,I am very pro LGBTQ. I'm not
for conversion therapy for the gay community, but I am for conversion therapy for

(33:57):
in cells. Yeah. Absolutely,m I think it's something or I think
it's called therapy. Yeah. Sohonestly, you know, the first thing
I was gonna say when you startedreading this one was sadly, I know
it's not just her brother, it'sprobably lying in the father. Because if
someone is that belligerently sexist at ayoung age and I'm assuming they're in their

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teens at this point, that theyhave support from their pap on that,
and it sounds like dad is justthe same. And if you ever are
listening to us the saser who putsthat, I think that you should tell
somebody that you're afraid you are goingto be hit, because that is not
okay and you shouldn't have to fearfor that, and neither should your mom
or any other people in your family. That's really scary, and your female

(34:40):
cousins, yeah, or your femalecousins and or your friends. I hope
that you feel safe and happy oneday in your own home, because you
shouldn't have to have that violated.You should look up different ways to lock
your door from the inside of yourroom with household items. I believe you
can do that with two forks arelocking. So if you just look up

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that video too, or a coupleother things, you could try just creating
some of your own personal boundaries withinyour room because the walking in and demanding
you do things too kind of stuff. Yeah, and with all seriousness too,
I just hope that he becomes betterone day and uh can have some
self awareness. Yeah, I hope. I hope that he feels really bad.

(35:24):
I hope for a long time aboutit. I hope that one day
he can make you feel like aperson. Oh oh, which he clearly
does not try right now. Yeah. Um, and I hope that until
that point, you know, hejust does not get any female attention.

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As I mean, this is aPSA to all ladies, a PSA to
all ladies. You guys are allworthwhile, and yeah, you're all worthwhile.
Don't don't do that. Don't bewith people like that, like people
like Andrew Tate, although yeah,that's a whole different thing. Yeah,

(36:08):
we could go. I honestly,I think we should do an episode where
we talk in the style that AndrewTate does, I would just die.
I would love to be like,we need to talk about males of this
generation. Yeah, males of thisgeneration. You know, they aren't alpha,
They're not they you know, they'rebeta men and they're not paying for

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stuff, they're not opening the doors. The fact that I have had to
split a date, a first datewith somebody, and to split the bill
with that, and you're a womanand I'm a woman. You don't even
have a job, You're not evenallowed to have a job, pretty horrific.

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Yeah. Oh well, Andrew Tateliterally traffics women support. He's actually
literally a really like no, likethis is not this is not a joke,
Like he's it's laughable that he hasan audience because he is just such
a genuinely bad human being. Socongrats. Yeah, and like if anybody

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supports him, that's just embarrassing.Yeah. I hope that you stay as
small as you are, Yeah,because you're a very small person. Yeahs
or don't you know personally you couldjust can we start like an insult island.
I was just gonna say it'd begreat. We could ship up all

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the insults to their own little planetall the end. That way, they
can all just be like we hey, women, they don't like us.
All the people that think that Trumpis grice for born, Yes, all
of those people might just go livein their own compound where they can just
feel each other's delusions all day long. Have lots of not gay sex,

(38:01):
Yeah, all lots of very notgay sex, because you're all very straight
and very secure in that identity,and that's why you don't connect well ever
with women totally. Yeah, andthat's why they always don't like you.
Yeah, that's weird. So onelast story to end on kind of funny

(38:22):
on the men's sucking train is meand Seth went to a bar and there
was a guy next to us thatI could have sworn with, someone i'd
gone on like pretty bad date with. And the girl that he was with
went to the bathroom and I likewent in and went peae and then like
complimented her. And then I waslike, so is the guy own a
date with in certain name? AndI said his full name to make sure,

(38:43):
and she was like, oh no, his name's this, and I
was like, okay, good,Oh my gosh, I thought it was
a guy I went on a reallybad date with who's kind of a creep,
and she's like, thank you somuch for like checking I would have
done the same thing. And Iwas like, see, this is the
energy we need. We just haveto all have each other's back, make
sure that we're just like not lettingcrappy men be crappy. Yeah, it's

(39:04):
like, yeah, twenty twenty three, I don't know, just crappy people
in crappy people are no, thankyou, Yeah, everybody can everybody just
fucking get their ship together for twentytwenty three and that I'm including myself in
that. All right. That's I'mlooking in a mirror right now. Yeah,
I am telling myself to just getmy own personal shit together. Yeah.

(39:24):
Oh wait yeah our goals, Yeahthere we are. That ties perfectly
into the next. Are our goals? Last? Here were yours? Fuck

(39:45):
stretch yoga yoga Matt, Did youdo yoga mat for pebble? No?
I didn't, So I didn't gether one because frankly, she doesn't deserve
one. She's naughty. I lovethat You're just like, No, I
hate her. I love but sheis just she already attacks my yoga mat

(40:06):
every time, to the point whereI'm like, if a gift for that
isn't just going to enable her tokeep doing that. So I did try
to get some carpet to patch upmy couch because she is destroyed part of
my couch and I got like sprayfabric glue and it doesn't work. So
now I'm going to have to likefigure out a way to like my guy
every it on with like a nailor something. Jesus Corey get like,

(40:30):
yeah, so I put on youroutletic get your shit together that. Yeah,
that feels like that falls in there. Yeah, I mean get my
shit together seems like a really likea year long goal. Yeah, to
not something that could get done archYeah, told be like my overarching goal.
Yeah, I think for a smallergoal, I'm just I took myself

(40:52):
out on like a self date lastnight and that was really nice. So
I self date. Yeah, I'mgoing to take myself out on like another
solo date. I love that.H One of my goals had been to
tell two people about reception job.Funny thing about that this was that was
from a long time ago that youwrote that. Well, I want to
talk about that though, because somebodydid get that job. And then they

(41:14):
quit, and so now in thetime that we haven't recorded, so now
we get somebody else. So I'mlike that goal. I can keep on
because that's so fundam. I literallywent, I cannot delete that. That's
such a bomber. We have highturnover rates. It's bad. Ye.
And then my other goal was twoknights of Oculus and debate bread. Of

(41:34):
course I didn't do that. Mygoals are going to be to pack when
I get back from Mexico because meand Seth are moving. So I'm just
gonna say, pack and all caps. That's what we got time. That's
what we got time for folks.Sounds like our pregame party is going to
start now. So yeah, it'sit's Never's birthday ish celebration. Yeah,

(42:00):
so we're we're gonna go do thatdrag karaokeel Yeah, not that you guys
will tell the difference. But we'repromising ourselves it won't be another month and
a half until we record again.We are promising ourselves, and by we,
I mean never promise yourself that.So I have nothing but free time.
Okay, got it, we willrecord anyways. Thanks for listening,

(42:23):
folks. We appreciate it. Ifanyone's listening seth of It's you, I
Love you, and I think that'sthat's it. That's it, Bye bye
bye yea. Has this been recordingthe whole time,