Vaginal Shapeshifting and We're Definitely Gaslighting You

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Episode Transcript

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Oh yeah, Hi, hi,and welcome to that bitch is always like,
I'm never retalic and I'm claude retallic. We're missing Jessica, but but

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not for a long that's a threat. Yeah, not for long. She
thinks she's leaving, so scary hereyes. The mania that one in was
so quick. Yeah, our lasteris visiting on us and just a few
days now. Actually just like justscreaming about it. The closer we get

(00:46):
that, I'm freaking out. Itook two days off of work that week,
and I'm really happy about that,happy happy about it. I want
to turn off work, but Ijust got sick again. Also, why

(01:06):
it's been a minute and our Sundayscaryes is going to come out at a
different time. You won't get onein the month of May, but you
might get two in the month ofJews. So feel spoiled and neglected.
Yes, it's important to get both. Feel spoiled first, and then think
about how is it really spoiling Ifthey're not delivering on the promise, it's

(01:29):
just gaslighting love bombing. Are thesejust nurssses? No? Okay, So
this is also the first time shesounded normal and on a while because she
sounded like death all last couple ofweeks, like yeah, like we were

(01:51):
supposed to record and she called medear God stopped talking like this and I
could only talk like in a whisper, because yeah, it was literally like
that, and I physically couldn't swallow, like very comfortably. Yeah, that

(02:12):
was pretty wrong. It was.It was pretty brutal. But we'll talk.
We'll get into that later. Soshould we transition into agenda one latest
bitch of the week. Technically,I'm like, I guess when you're sick,

(02:43):
you're not really in the right timezone anymore, you know what I
mean, Like you get physically transportedinto a different Yeah, like I was.
I was working from home part time, but it was like part of
it I couldn't Like, I wasjust so fucking delirious and feverish. I
was in and out of fever dreams, so and on the Bena drills,

(03:07):
the benadrills, making me have theweirdest dreams, and so I just had
and I dream about work and thenit's like who knows, who knows what
was going on? Who knows whatelse. I'm just really grateful that my
coworkers were able to account for things, but they definitely, Like in the
beginning, my boss just had tofigure out that I wasn't working that day

(03:29):
because I just kind of stopped replying. So I consider myself late because of
that. Yeah, I was like, I'm so sorry. I just I
just kind of died in my sleepand my phone died and I can't be
reached if my phone instead. Ye, like that was really bad. Yeah.
I I haven't think I've been prettyon time this week, honestly.

(03:52):
Yeah, Like, I don't thinkI've been running too late lately. You
know, it's nice. That's goodfor us, good for us. See
who's the lead us bitch? Nexttime when we're doing all three of us,
that'll be fun. What is gonnabe many? It's gonna be Jessica

(04:13):
for sure. Oh yes, ofcourse. I'm just more worried if I'm
working at all that it's gonna belike, okay, hold on, I'm
gonna mean, that's going to bemore like us being like, hey,
we're doing this, showing you can. I guess that's true. I do
well. Jessica doesn't like to berushed, and respect for that she because

(04:34):
there is there's no rushing, nowoman. Yea. Anyway, moving on,
I think never has a fun fact. Fun fact? How deep is
the pajanna? I mean, Ifeel like you told me the answer?

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Well, wait to keep the listenersin suspense. Goodness me, I literally
okay, I feel like I justhave a lot to say about this.
I also have just like knowing theanswer. I don't think that's true.
I don't. Well, so Iread you a headline from one article,
and then I looked up three otherarticles, and so now I have totally

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different answers. Okay, well sothen I don't know. Okay, cool,
yeah, awesome, So let meread you. This is from Healthline,
and most vaginas are roughly as deepas the length of your hand,
but they can change shape and certainsituations. Women are shape shifters. That
is what we need to quote fromthis episode, shape shifting. But I

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think no, just shape shifters.Yeah, we are now shape shifters.
So well, I think this makesso much sense pop terms about right.
Yes, I remember when, likeI had my period when I was twelve,
and I only used pads. Andwhen you had your period, you

(06:08):
were using tampons, not right away, not right away, but you you
used them before I did, iswhat I was getting at. Yeah,
because I had to. You wererunning, Yeah, and the running uniform
was tight spandex booty shorts, andI thought about using a pad one time,

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and that was just not an optionaccording to every social norm. Yeah,
she was acceptably pressured there. Yeah. And we were in Hawaii at
some point and our dad was beinga typical freaking a hole beff you,
Papa, but telling me that ifI was in the ocean that on my

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period of shark was going to getme very very not cool to say to
a like fourteen year old. Andso I was like not really understanding how
tampons worked, or how deep vaginaswere, or how anything really worked.
And I thought that a tampon couldonly go as far as a tampon could,

(07:15):
like until I couldn't see the tampon. Yeah, just like just as
long as it took to get thetampon exactly. And Chloe, you know,
she's trying her best to explain it. I don't think she understood how
much I was not understanding it,because she was confused why I was limping
around in pain. She's like,it shouldn't it shouldn't hurt she's like,
I'm so it shouldn't. Well,okay for the sorry skip forward if you

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don't want to hear this. Butthis was the description I gave her.
No, no, don't take credit, mama, and did it. No,
it didn't work for you. ButI'm just saying I think it was
useful advice. Well what did yousay? Yeah, what I had said,
and maybe this allowed me maybe Ihave a weird vagina. And this
makes no sense, say anybody else, don't say that this article will make

(07:58):
you forelidding. But I just like, you kind of go in and it's
tight and it opens up a littlebit. Yes, yeah, that's a
balloon. That's what I tried tosay. I was like, you're gonna
go in until it's then opens up, but I didn't so right, So
there was that a balloon description,which now I understand, right, But

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then our mom came in, ourset mom, and she was like,
never take your middle finger and shoveyour finger as far up as you can
go with the chance. And Iwas like, whoa what? And then
I understood the balloon and I waslike, oh my god. I pushed
it through the little lip and thenthere's a there's a balloon. Ope,

(08:43):
but oh my god. I thinkI was trying to give like the practical
description of like what you would feel, rather than like the instructions, which
is what you need. It Ineeded and that was that was my be
because I just because I just like, I just did it until I was
like, oh, yeah, feelsnormal. Okay. No, I was
like aUI ai ya I am andI'm done, Like this is terrible.

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Who wants to do this? Sothis article, though, I really liked,
so I'm just going to read throughsome of it. There are a
lot of misconceptions around how the vaginaworks and how you should be caring for
it. Some people think vaginas arenever ending open space, not true,
or that it only smells when something'swrong, also not true. Number one,

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how long is the vaginal canal?Not that long? The author of
one study from two thousand six foundthe average length of the vaginal canal was
around two point five inches or sixtytwo millimeters, with a range of one
point five to three point seven inches. But your vaginal canal can change shape
in certain situations, like during sexor childbirth, hence the shape shifter title.

(09:52):
Yeah yeah, does it get longerwhen you're aroused. When you're having
sex, your vaginal canal can getlonger to a common date penetration. Sexual
arousal forces your cervix and uterus tolift up and out of the way,
which causes the upper two thirds ofyour vagina to lengthen. But if you
feel penis or sex toy hitting yourcervix, that could mean your body isn't

(10:16):
turned on enough to allow for fullpenetration. Of course, that's not the
only reason. Your service could betouched when thrusting is too deep, or
if a penis or toy is largerthan average. That's what I was gonna
say, five inches five five inchesis average. So anything which is kind
of like and sorry, don't listen. Parents, Yeah, if you know,

(10:41):
I to skip forward. This isfor us with their journal. This
is our private journal entry. Don'tthink it we are, but honestly,
I don't know anyways, And thenwe get that it stretches during childbirths,
and then we know that the vaginais not permanently or cannot be permanently stretched.

(11:03):
My first boyfriend believe that, Ohmy, how embarrassed, How embarrassing,
sir? You have children and Iyour current wife that you've done to
tell her those things. Yeah,because I mean so I was gonna say,
like, that would be interesting ifit couldn't like just hit the end,
like because the way that the firstpart of it makes it sound like

(11:26):
is it could accommodate any size Likethat sounds crazy and not true. Because
my college roommate, you know whoyou are, you probably don't listen to
this. Yeah, her partner atthe time, he had like a whole
foot a whole foot going on andfive dollars foot long. But they would

(11:48):
like when they did do the act. I would know because I would come
into the room later and she wouldjust be sitting there with like a heat
pack or an ice pack on herLike that makes me. I was like,
and weird, y'all haven't figured outI'll turn it it. But yeah,

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So anyway, I was like,I'm gonna be honest, kind of
rude of you to go all theway in. It's like kind of inconsiderate,
get get get put put something onit and a cockering Yeah, calm,
calm the fuck down, generous cockering, maybe a cap if you think

(12:31):
about it, and then yeah,you ask somebody out, show somebody.
I'm sure, they'll help you figureit out. Yeah, anyway, cheers
for jingsing. What else about thevagina? What other pump act should we
have? Well, just that itcan smell different during different times of the

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month, and that it's of coursegoing to be a different color than you're
the rest of your skin, andthat there's oh, it's okay for you
to have hair and further to bedischarged and for stuff that for me feels
really normal. If some of thatis information that you don't have, I'll
absolutely tag this in our Instagram andyou can read more about it. And
it even has stuff about like ifyour vagina feels too tight, what does

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that mean? And that's okay too, And so I think it's a great
read and for people who have vaginasand they need some more information to read
about it. I think the moreinformation about vaginas are beautiful, and we
don't talk about them enough among women, Like we normalize talking about your vagina
with your friends, so that waynobody thinks they're vagina is weird. Yeah,

(13:39):
nope, Yeah, I think thatshould be a more normalized thing.
I think so too, And Ithink it's also okay to remember that your
vagina doesn't need to smell like aflower or sinn a bond. In fact,
it probably shouldn't. It actually reallydoesn't want to. Yeah, and
if you think that your pussy needsto smell like cinnamon for a man whose

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penis surely doesn't smell or taste likecinnamon. It's like, just think about
it. You're you're damaging the beautifulbacteria in your vagina that it's already creating.
I'm setting the phvallence. Your pHbalance ain't gonna be happy. And
everything's better, which is a littlebit of warm water. That's it.
You don't even need to take acranberry supplement too, if you feel like

(14:24):
you need to. Yeah, ifyou feel like your smell is off,
then you can go to your doctor. We're not medical professionals, we're not.
But I have like a bajillion articlesthat say you should definitely definitely not
be smothering your vagina in sense.So yeah, like that Summer's eve crap.

(14:46):
Yeah, it's so stupid. Yeah, I never bought into that middle
school, thank god. So manygirls were doing that, and like especially
athletes, like when I was involleyball. You know, it's just like
I just oh, I just wantto be into that, don't Yeah.
Also, I don't know if everybodydid it though, Yeah, you know,
like maybe I saw one and Ifelt pressured, so right, yeah,

(15:09):
all it takes a middle skull.Yeah. Vaginas are awesome though,
super cool and they're amazing and they'reshape shifters and they're beautiful. If you
have a vagina, congrats, Wow, put that on a sticker. Yeah.
With penises are like, this isreally mean. Okay, well yeah,

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we're going over to our next agenda, which is reddit thread reddit threads.
It was good, all right,So we have a couple of romantic
relationship advice and then one family relationshipadvice. We're very, very qualified to

(16:00):
this act. I am absolutely arelationship expert. Anyone who knows me would
agree. I definitely have really greathistory with it. I'm definitely really solid
in it. Right now, I'mnot deleting and then redownloading dating Naps would

(16:26):
not be doing that. She's toobusy reading books. So our first one,
I guess it's kind of a familyand a romance and confusing. So
my brother says, my brother inlaw drunkenly admitted to being attracted to me,
but my friend thinks he might belying in order to get me to

(16:48):
nanny for him. Huh, quacks, Well write down that title. You
know what you could have just asked. I'll say that. I'll say that
much. I feel like that's thenumber one mistake here. Could have just
asked for some help nanny. Itseems like a weird I think we're going
to really need information. Yeah,so the ages here are twenty two female.

(17:14):
I don't think I needed the ageof thirty five male, twenty nine
male. So I twenty two female, just graduated college and I currently nanny
for my sister's two kids, fouryear old twins. She is thirty two
and her husband is thirty five.I also have a brother, twenty nine
male. Him and his wife hada baby who is three months old.

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Now I think I see why therewas now a need to why keep reading?
Okay, I still didn't get tokeep reading? Okay, Well,
who's now three months old and they'relooking for someone to watch their baby while
my sister in law goes back towork. They found a daycare that they
like, but it's expensive and somewhatfar away. They asked me if I
could also nanny their daughter, andI told them that, honest, like,

(18:00):
I didn't know if I could handlewatching both twins and a baby who's
only a few months old. Itjust seemed like too much. Plus the
summer is coming up, and Ihad a lot of things planned to do
with the twins that would be madeharder with the baby needing to nap,
eat and constant provision. That makessense, that's super valid. Yeah,
it was clear my brother really wantedto happen, and he said his wife

(18:23):
had a lot of anxiety over leavingthe baby with strangers. I still told
them that I just didn't think itwas possible. Oh yeah, she got
up, she got here finally.Yes, I'm caught up. She's pretty
though. I'm so nice. She'sso pretty and so kind. I don't
need anything else. They ended uptaking it well, and after that the

(18:48):
situation was dropped or was it?Or was it? But oh my god,
your music is so scary and itdoesn't always match. It's very startled.
You know why. It's because I'vebeen watching Gray's Anatomy, and in
season ten Gray's Anatomy, they haveacoustic covers which have music that just does

(19:08):
not match the situation. In theslightest mac like no, like it'll be
like the song where it's like everlittle thing she does is magic. Everyally
don't think she does turns me on? Oh that's one, right, But
they had like a really so slowacoustic version of it, as two characters

(19:29):
are fighting and on the verge ofbreaking up over religious tension and their relationships,
magic baby, and then it's like, literally at the hardest part of
their conversation, it's like, everylyI don't think she does turns me on?
Slow and acoustically, I'm like,what black am I watching us background?

(19:49):
Like, Yeah, Now, everytime I like think of music track,
I just have to think of thething that does not go with this
situation. It's really jar Sorry anyway, On Friday, we had a family
barbecue at my sister's house. Everyonewas there. The next day, my
brother shows up to my apartment sayshe needs to talk to me. He

(20:12):
said, at one point last nighthe was outside talking with my sister's husband.
He said that they had both beendrinking, but my sister's husband was
more drunk than my brother was.My brother said that my sister's husband said
things about me. He didn't sayexactly what they were, because he said
it was too vulgar to repeat bestrepeat it, but he said, basically,

(20:33):
he's attracted to me, and mybrother really kept pushing that he didn't
think I should be left alone withhim. The thing is, my brother
in law has never been anything butsweet and respectful to me. I've known
him for so long I'd look athim like he's actually my brother. He's
a great dad and really sweet tomy sister. We've never been in a

(20:56):
situation where he's been creepy or beard. So I was talking to my best
friend about all of this, becauseobviously I was really alarmed by this,
and she pointed out that my brotherknows that I'm alone with my brother in
law every morning when I watched thetwins. He knows that I would have
had to quit nanny and their kidsif what he's saying is true. My
friend thinks my brother might be lyingto me to get me to quit so

(21:18):
I can nanny his baby. Mybrother isn't a bad person, but he
definitely has done some questionable things andthen justified them in his own head in
the past. I asked him ifhe was going to tell our sister about
this, and he said he wouldat the right time, yeah, which
also seems suspicious to me. Idon't know what to think about this either

(21:38):
way, my brother in law issecretly a creep or my brother is lying
to me to get his own way. Do I quit nanny altogether over this?
Whoa whoa whoa, Well, nonanny. N anybody said fuck babies.
Man, Honestly, I'm done parentswith that mustrama about if you're trying
to start shoot like within the family, one brother, you need some help.

(22:03):
So if I was her personally,I would talk to the sister and
be like, hey, that's Iwas reading the comment and the comment said,
have you thought about telling your brotherthat you're going to talk to your
sister about this? Engaging his reactionto that, see me, I'm like,
Nope, go to the sister andbe like because regardless, you know
what, I honestly believe that heshould get God. Yeah, like I

(22:27):
feel like there needs I feel likeI think I would be like I would
sit down with the sister and theher brother in law and be like,
I want to start by saying thatI don't believe that this was said,
like if she if she feels thatway, I mean to be feared.
That would be like if somebody,like if Jessica was like, hey,

(22:48):
Sath and I were drunk last nightand he said some weird ship, I
would be like, Nope, no, that didn't happen. I just wouldn't
believe it. I have said Jessicawouldn't say that because she's not a shady
character, but I would never believethat. Just wouldn't buy it. Yeah,
I just I wouldn't believe it.So I'm like, if it's anything
like that, and if it's likethat type of versus like your X yeah

(23:11):
vers he made me Robert, yeah, where he creeped me out, We're
like, yeah, that's right,you fucking creep Yeah, I'll see your
name. You were kind of creepy. So I had a lot of people
men, yeah, drink anyway.I have silence for that. Yeah.

(23:33):
No, I don't think she shouldnecessarily like quit any especially because like she
it sounds like she already planned likea fun sumhow yeah for the kiddos,
And I'm like, don't let yourbrothers like entitlement ruin that. Yeah,
But also like if your brother inlaw did say something creepy, your brother
should say something to yourself, right, and also like really not cool to

(23:55):
be lying about that. Yeah,Like and if he didn't say it,
that's a really fucked up things Andthat's why I'm like he should get got
if that. Like if I'm like, if you're lying like that, you
need to be confronted by those peoplebecause that is not Yeah, is it

(24:26):
extremely terrible to end up sending yourrelationship over text? Twenty three female and
twenty five male, So I knowI'm in a terrible dead end relationship.
Wait before I get into anything,do you how bad do you think it
is? End of relationship over text? I mean their ages. They sound

(24:47):
like they have been together when theywere kids. Yeah, right, so
like I've been together since it soundslike all through high school yeah, and
then to adulthood. So over toI mean honestly, with no context,
I'd be like, oh, thatdoesn't seem cool. However, if it
ended up being a very toxic situationand the only way that you could have

(25:11):
distance is like via text, thenI get it. Yeah. I mean,
like, if you've tried to breakup a bunch of times and it
gets brushed off completely every time,so then the only way that you can
do it, have it be heard, and be done with it via textat
Oh yeah, if they cheat onyou, no, yeah, they cheat

(25:32):
on you, break up with themover text, like if they do something
really horrific, Yeah, text isfine. If you're in a long distance
relationship, then that's fine too,maybe like, yeah, it's a relationship
context because yeah, but I thinkgenerally it's well known. Ending a relationship
via text is that it's not usuallythe best known. I will say so.

(25:55):
Like even the thing I mentioned lasttime where I was like trying to
seeing somebody, Yeah, we hadgone on like five dates, yeah,
and I was talking to like myfriends and co workers kind of I was
like, at what point do youbreak up in person versus via text?

(26:15):
Right? When do you owe them? Yeah? Because I'm like, because
we weren't ever official, like wewere, I was openly still seeing other
people and he I think the thingthat I was like, maybe you think
this is a little bit more seriousthan I think it is. It's like
he started taking my picture with hisdog a lot, like so I like,

(26:38):
so I did end up doing itover text, right, mostly because
out of respect for made more sense. Also, but I had a lot
of people tell me it was notchilled to do over text. Yeah,
I had a lot of people shoulddo that in person. I'm like,
what, really, I don't reallythink so, because like, okay,

(27:00):
really okay, unless you're planning onhaving like some sex. Yeah, And
it's kind of just like okay bye, Like it's not like wait but I
love you, like we've been together. It's not like can we live like
we lived like thirty minutes. Youguys lived far away, Like this is
economical, Like I was like,I'm saving you with a gas money honestly,

(27:22):
And I'm sure he probably didn't wantto break up in person. I'm
sure he didn't like think about it. Yeah, I'm like that personally I
like some weirdos. Then I standby that because that was a weird to
be. Like imagine you're casually seeinglike many people and somebody's like meets up
with you for a date and thenthey're just like I just really want to

(27:45):
tell you know this, like thisisn't working for me, and it's like,
wow, okay, why didn't youjust fucking text me? Like why
did I come away? I haveother people in dating that have been to
my coworker like he had gone onlike three or I think like three to
five dates with a girl and shelike like, do you want to come
over tonight? And he was like, sure, I'll come over, drives
out to her. She's like twentyfive minutes away from him. Oh my

(28:07):
god, and in an hour fora breakup. Y. So then he
gets there and she's like, solike, I just really like I'm not
vibing, like want to let youknow. I just like don't think this
is gonna work. And he waslike, oh okay, and like he
had also been feeling that way anyway, so he was like he was like,

(28:32):
okay, like I felt I feellike this could have been like a
text maybe. And then she waslike, oh, I've just like had
really bad feedback with demean text inthe past. Oh my god. I
love feedback. Can I get somefeedback call. I'm just like also like
just like making him all the wayout to your house, I'm like,
you can at least have picked somewherelike middle grounds. Anyway, it way

(28:55):
off track, yeah, but wow, I have a lot of feelings about
that. It turns out I thinkthat it's really weird with them, like
actually, yeah, he's your boyfriend, but no that's my feeling. I
feel like, yeah, I meanlike your partner. I've been in long
situation ships too, and I've endedthose of our texts too because they're not

(29:18):
your or like via phone call.I've done that too. Not just is
how it be, and we standby that do that's how we feel anyway.
So this is her situation. SoI know I'm in a terrible deaden
relationship. He just keeps getting worseto me. I've moved away two hours

(29:40):
and soon to be four hours,and I know that it's really the end.
But the straw that's broke the camel'sback is he just went out yesterday
to a festival and told me itwas just a boys thing. When I
asked if his friend partners are going, he said it was just a boys
thing. But I've seen every otherguy's girlfriend there on my Instagram and this

(30:02):
is the third time that this hashappened, and he has told me it's
because his friend's girlfriend doesn't like me. But when I've met her the one
time, we got along brilliantly andI liked her. I just don't know
if it's a ploy to put meoff, and I'm considering asking her truthfully
and seeing if he's lying, whichwill also make him look like a dick

(30:22):
if he is, or I'll findout why she decided she didn't like me
from one meeting. I'm really notbothered if people don't like me, but
I feel like he's lying just toget away with not inviting me to things,
and feels like he's embarrassed of me. The reason I ask if this
is terrible din over text is whenI've tried to end it before in person,
he wins me round every time,and I'm in I'm weak, I

(30:45):
don't like confrontation, and I feellike I won't walk away even though I
need to. Am I being pathetic. I really don't know but her and
he treats me badly? Okay,can I show me honest? Home Home
Slice taught that off, I gotthe pick. Also, It's just like
I want to feel bad for you, but I can't because this guy sounds

(31:07):
like an a whole like you knowhim. Him not inviting you to things
and not making you a priority isso sad and that makes me so angry.
Well, I'm like, even ifeven if his friend's girlfriend doesn't like
you, like like, okay,that shouldn't matter. He should be like,
sorry, that's my girls, Likeit shouldn't like either cool, then

(31:30):
let's just make it a boys thinkor suck it up or lets like or
he would try and figure out why, like there would be a mediation if
she doesn't seem like he has givenher a reason, like why this guy?
Also, it's like, babe,do you know that it's dead end?
Just I you know, and Ihear you. If if you keep

(31:51):
getting pushed over in person, justsend the text. Yeah, because it
sounds like he doesn't even care andhe's only keeping around, probably to get
laid. She's just super shitty.Yeah, it's really got somebody here,
and somebody put it really well,they said. The reason texts are seen
is impolite during a breakup is justis because delivering bad news that way can

(32:13):
be seen is drawing in low effort. Tell me, though, how many
times has he tried? Have youtried to break up with him to have
him manipulate you back into the relationship? How much effort has he put into
fixing the problems that you've brought up. If the answer to these questions is
often or never, then a textis fine. He's not playing fair,
so he doesn't deserve fair play inreturn. I'm just saying, like seven

(32:38):
years together, either be done withit, or that person should be or
everything right, Like, if you'reseven years in and you're not like super
into that person wanting them around allthe time, be done like that was.
I think one of the big problemsof my long term relationship is like
I just think we hit a pointwhere we just didn't like each other very

(33:00):
much anymore, and like it wasa mutual thing, but we had just
been together for so long. Theywere like, I guess, okay,
and tell he cheated on me,and then we're like, yeah, probably
should have ended that earlier, andlike that's a thing that I feel like,
I'm like, see, not invitingyou there because he doesn't like you're

(33:21):
one of the friend's girlfriends or doeshe like her yeah or yeah exactly.
I'm like, that seems very weirdand shady to not invite your girlfriend to
something because of another. Anytime theysay it's a voice thing and then they
don't invite you and everybody else bringstheir girl, that is that's shady.
That's really shady and also mean,Yeah, I just mean spirit is just

(33:44):
frankly mean, invite your girlfriend,make her feel like she's just like you
want to be around her. Godforbid, make her feel like you like
her. Fuck saying it's not thathard. Yeah, I agree. Okay,
Nembo's going to read the next one. Okay, me male, My
male forty eight, daughter female twentyThis I'm never never does not go on

(34:07):
Reddit, so she doesn't understand whythat praising. Oh my, yeah,
because they're illiterate. Okay, SoI guess this guy is a man,
and he's forty eight, and hehas a daughter who's twenty eight, and
she invited her. She invited himto her daughter's birthday party after keeping no

(34:29):
contact with him for ten years.I hope everyone is doing well. I
have two daughters, One is twentyeight and the other one is twenty six.
We were a very happy family.We had no problems as such.
Me and my ex wife were earningwell. We sent our daughters to a
good, expensive private school. Whateverthey needed we provided. There were no

(34:50):
such fights or anything. We usedto go on vacations. Everything seemed perfect,
But eleven years ago, my exwife cheated on me and moved out
after three months to reconcile, buteveryone told me that she would cheat on
me again and not trust her becausein those three months she totally caught off
contact with me and my daughters.I did want her back in my life

(35:12):
because I loved her so much,but everyone advised me that she would cheat
on me again and it would breakme more. My daughters were seventeen and
fifteen, respectfully that time. Asmy ex wife abandoned us, I had
to leave my job and be outfor like three or four days in a
week. So I had to joina low paying job where I could be
home every day. After my eldestdaughter turned eighteen, she joined UNI.

(35:35):
I paid her tuition, which wasvery expensive, but I had savings.
But in two months, my daughterlike ghosted me. She just cut off
all contact with me for no specificreason. Like in the beginning, I
understood that it's her new life andeveryone needs time, but she just totally
cut me off. I was tryingto meet her, contact her, but
she was not interested at all.My younger daughter was still normal with me.

(35:58):
She was angry at her sister herbecause she was not talking to her.
Also, when my younger daughter joinedjoined UNI, sadly, she did
the same thing that she just hadcut and she had just come off from
her life. I went through hellall these years. It was very hard
for me, like, what wasthe reason just to cut me off from
their life. They did the samething to me that their own mother did

(36:21):
to them. A few months ago, I got to know through someone about
my younger daughter living in awful conditions. I went to meet her. She
is living in an awful place,and sadly, she is an addict now
and even prostituting herself. It wasreally heartbreaking to see her like this.
She was such a bright student anda very happy person who was very kind
to everyone. She is not incontact with her sister or her mother now.

(36:45):
A few days ago, I raninto my elder daughter at a store.
I was happy to see her aftersuch a long time. She was
doing really good for herself. Shewas happy to see me too. She's
married now and has a kid.She said she's not contact with her younger
sister or her mother. I toldher what her younger sister is going through.
She said she might go and visither. It was her kid's birthday

(37:07):
in a few days and she invitedme. She said her kid would be
happy to see me and get toknow me. I'm so confused at the
moment, like why the cutoff withcontact and abandon me without any reason In
the first place. As a father, I did whatever I could for them.
I tried to give them the besteducation they didn't have stress of student

(37:27):
loans. I never tried to botherwith them them with anything. I respected
the personal space. But they ghostedme for years and never cared to meet
once. What am I supposed todo next? Go for her kid's birthday?
I assumed, trying to be normaland not talk to my daughter about
what I did wrong that she cutme off from her life. Yeah,
so I guess, just what's shesupposed to do? Oh man, that's

(37:52):
odd one, because I feel likewe must be missing. We're missing because
I'm like, that would be soweird. I find it very hard to
believe that they went no contact forno reason. Yeah, And it's it's
interesting that everybody went no contact withhim, So I'm like, what did

(38:15):
you really do? It's kind oflike, you know, you're the one
thing that's not changing in this scenario. Yeah, It's it's interesting because I'm
like, how did one apparently perfectlywell adjusted daughter end up in really awful
condition. And I'm like, soyou sent her to UNI and you paid
for all four years or like I'mso knully, you don't pay enough for

(38:38):
you, You don't paying it foryour So I'm just like, so did
you do everything? Like what's goingon, buddy, I'm sta it's odd.
Somebody was like, if this isa true story, it's absolutely missing
a reason in situation, right becausealso he's just keeps going in this like
pity circle about how he was abandoned, just like their mother. It's you're

(39:00):
gonna have to make it a littleless personal if you want to be involved
with the grandchild. What you mightwant to do is ask your child why
there was no contact. But ifyou're going to be in contact with her
kid, you can't just be rude, you know, also just like can't
not bring it up. Yeah,you're gonna have to bring it, have
to come up. Yeah, Iwould definitely ask if you're very confused about

(39:22):
the reason, I'm just I alsofind it sus. Yeah, I just
find it really sus. And I'mlike it just us, pointing to like
a real lack of self reflection,like zero acknowledgement, like everything was fine,
we went on vacation, it wasperfect. I'm like, ok,

(39:45):
I'm like, how much of yourchildren's emotional needs were you in meeting though,
because it just sounds like you sentthem off to a private school.
Like I'm like, was it aboarding school? Is it a private school?
How long did you try to getin contact with them for? Did
you only try to get in contactwith them? Okay? Yeah? Was

(40:07):
it a think of like, oh, I'm letting her settle them for a
few months and then I'll check in, and then you kept trying to check
in and she was consistently not respondingor did you try to get in contact
her for a couple of months anddecided, oh, fuck yet, I'm
not going to try and talk toher anymore. Yeah, I'm curious.
I just want to Yeah, I'mlike, I want to know more of

(40:27):
the details. I'm just not feelingit, like if that truly was the
situation? Bizarre? Bizarre, bizarre. Maybe you guys never ill. Yeah,
it's like you guys never learned emotionalregulation. Yeah, maybe they have
just like real bad object permanence problems. Yeah, they get you there and

(40:49):
yeah, yeah, like the second, Oh my god, you're my dad
kind of didn't sound like that wasa little weird. I would just look
into it, yeah, because I'mlike, if it was that casual when
you saw each other, like hasit been ten years or do you just
feel like it's been ten years.It's just been like a month that it's
been ten months. She just gavebirth and it's like she just didn't She's

(41:14):
like, oh, oh Dad,Hi, weird that you didn't see me
after I get right, but yeah, I would love for you to see
just like your mother. Yeah,I'm like, you abandoned me. It's
like, okay, yeah, I'mjust I feel like there's a lot to
the story. We're missing a lotof missing pieces. But I think it
is interesting. I think we definitelygot it though. I think my Jude,

(41:43):
fuck that is that my nose hasjust been really running with the new
weather and having an ac in myroom every night. Now. No,
I just congested cod did and thenall so our dad invited me and my
friend over to the house for likehe was like, I'm going to grow

(42:07):
some steaks and I was like,great, okay, we show up.
It's a whole barbecue. Yeah,it's some steaks. What do you want
a bunch of people. I didget some steaks, so I guess calm
down, then huh yeah, Ijust you know, it really sounded like
it was more of a chill thing. And then there was like a bunch
of people and then like that wouldhave been one thing. But I came

(42:30):
there straight from work and I wasreally warm because it was a lot warmer
that day the night I thought itwas going to be, so I wanted
to change into something lighter. Ididn't have anything. My friend brought me
something. She's significantly smaller than me. She brought me a dress that she
thought would fit, did not fit. My boobs would not dip over them.

(42:50):
Then I borrowed a skirt of ourmoms and wearing it, hanging out
at the very end of the barbecuea bunch of people. Everybody's left already,
and my friend looks, I mean, and she goes, you know
that skirts sea through. I'm like, joh, I didn't I know that
because nobody said anything. Oh that'swhen you slap her. Honestly, It's

(43:12):
like she's like I only noticed likethirty minutes ago. I was like,
no, you still have her twiceactually, like you notice thirty minutes ago
because I'm wearing black underwear? Isshe pervert? And why she said anything?
Well, she was like, Iguess maybe I was the only one
staring at your ass because I don'tthink anybody else. That's why I said,
is she pervert? Why didn't shesay anything? I was like,
God, damn it. Let theywere a full cup. I don't know,

(43:34):
but I was like, I waslike, oh my god, they
so. And then I was like, looked at mom and dad after I
was like, did you guys knowthe skirt was see through? And then
they were like no, huh,you know what it is. And I
was like, oh my god,thanks guys. A lot of useless,

(43:55):
useless parents. Come on, guys, I plouring out your daughter. I
was like, all of your friendsof him? No, what are what
are their pins? Yeah? I'mnot good of it, but yeah no.
It was so that was kind ofmy due fuck that. I was
like, I just come on.Also, I was supposed to have plans

(44:17):
of somebody at ten am and thenthey texted me at nine thirty am and
they were like, so actually,uh, we were gonna go to a
lake and they were like I don'tthink we should go to lake today,
which, to be fair, weshouldn't have. It was gross and I
was like, okay, fair enough. What else are we going to do?
Then? And they're like, oh, well, my friend wants us

(44:38):
to come over to their house fora barbecueing. I was like okay,
He's like tomorrow. I'm like whataren't you on your way? Like we
yeah. I'm like we had plansin thirty minutes and then he's like,
oh yeah, I can't. IMlike okay, well, what's the time

(45:00):
frame? Then he was like probablylike two or three oh. And at
that point it's like ten thirty,So did you just sleep in then that
we've established this? And I waslike okay, okay, that doesn't really
work for me because I literally saidon the alarm to wake up on my
day off and I love sleeping end, so you're dead to me, So

(45:23):
no, And that was also annoying. If you make plans, you can't
schedule them five hours out with lessthan thirty minutes notice, but thirty minutes
past notice. So let this bitchof the week is actually that. Yeah,
you're that bitch. You know whoyou are. You don't listen but
if you ever did. If youdid, you would be like, is

(45:44):
she fucking talking about me? AndI am, yeah, you know it
is who you are. Feel bad? Feel bad. That's a good dude.
Fuck that, Yeah, my dude, fuck that. It's one Sandovald
cheating, fucking vander pump rules.Oh. I don't follow them at all.

(46:08):
The only kind of time times thatkind of followed them is through Morbid
updating me. You guys don't listenMorbid to Morbid podcasts. I love that
podcast. I just and I talkabout vanderpup roles a lot. I have
not watched the show, but Ihave been watching this like cheating thing unfold

(46:29):
and it's just been so interesting tome to watch like a narcissist trying to
like get his way out of itand like just start crying. And it's
so funny because all the all thefriends like he does this apology and one
I think goes, hmmm, notfeeling it. And I was like,

(46:52):
TV was so beautiful and it wasjust like the one who. It was
like they were in a relationship together, Arianna and Sandoval in the relationship for
like nine years or something stupid long. Yeah, I know the context is
like he cheated on her with likeone of her best friends or her best
friend. Yeah yeah, and sothis which also like sneak yas bitch.

(47:13):
Well, so what's so funny isthat narrative to my own life but not
getting literally my best friend. Butbut this, this chick is like not
able to come out and sit andconfront to anybody. She stays in the
r V watching everything right, well, yeah, she refuses to come out,
and it's so funny, like Idon't want to do the consequences of

(47:36):
my own action. Oh literally,she's like, and you know it's going
too far. She's receiving death threatsand it's like, oh okay, yeah,
people people like, Okay, that'stoo much. I don't think that's
necessary. But what I think iskind of wild is like when she was
explaining like the reason for sleeping withhim like her friend's heart heart husband.

(48:00):
No, yeah, I don't knowif they're married, but they were definitely
together forever and living together. Basically, it was like she loved him as
a friend and she just wanted toknow what it would be like to be
intimate with him, and like theway she talked about it was like it's
really weird that I, like,I have friends, I don't need to

(48:21):
know what it's like to be intimate. And he was like she just kind
of said it in this really likeI just was so curious, and I'm
like, don't that's not holding anyaccountability for what you've done. And I
think that's so insane, and sodoes fantasize about it and masturbate it,
And then you're gonna that's even likeweird, but like that's still still do

(48:42):
that and then standavall literally also likebecause he's cheated, cheated with somebody else,
but her watching her face finding outthat he kissed somebody else, her
eyebrowsed one up, and it's like, yeah, did you think that he
was? Like and now he's special. They're not dating by the way they
were supposed to only like they didthis because you know they were something special,

(49:06):
right of course there wasn't, Andso now he's dating this other chick
who then once the media found outit was her, she deleted all her
social media. I don't know whyyou would put yourself in that situation tbh.
I'm will just let him be apariah, just wait a year,
just let him I'm like, we'realso, was that awful? Yeah?
Like why are you he is awful? Yeah? Man, I mean yeah,

(49:30):
people are like, do take thisship way too far? I don't
think too far. De stock singefollowing people. I'm just stoxing. Yeah,
doxing, he said, stock singlike stoking doxing, Yes, dock
scene. Yeah, all the commonlyused phrase stock sne. We don't like

(49:52):
that, amen, No, Ijust think. You know, there's a
YouTube berth that I watched. Ican't remember one, but I think it
was Nick is not Green where hewas like remember when we just used to
like just bully people a little biton the internet, like just make fun
of them. And then we leftit there and we went away. That's

(50:15):
fine, Like make fun of them. Be like you how embarrassing. I
can't believe you did that. That'sreally pathetic. You know. Put them
on a spam emailing list, youknow, yeah, classic pranks. Yeah,
classic pranks. Find their phone numberor something and write it down.

(50:35):
I'm like a key, a coupleof random keys, and scatter them for
good Samaritans to find. But don'tso psychotical, don't try to don't tell
them to kill themselves. That's justway too far. I'm like, just
honest, sleep too far. I'mlike, they're they are not worth it,
Like everybody was like when my excheated on me for a year with

(51:00):
one of our close friends. Afterwards, everybody was like, oh, like
you should set his ship on fireor throw it outside, or have you
considered just letting the animals pee onhis clothes yea, or like yeah,
you know, Jessica was like,well, just shit right on his clothes.

(51:20):
I'm like, I people pee onmy ex to stuff, and I
didn't know when he cheated on me. They did it against my knowledge.
We poured human in his sock andunderweard drawers. It was It's not like
bo was really bad. It wasit was not good. But yeah,
so you know, like all ofthat, I was just like, that's
just so much more energy, yeah, than he deserves. At this point,

(51:45):
I'm like, Okay, like theydid that, there's a lack of
energy on my end. Now thismeans I'm officially not putting any effort or
any further emotional space into this.And I'm just like, trust me,
that's the best. If everybody justforgot they existed and ignored them completely,

(52:06):
and they lost all of their senseof being known publicly. I guarantee that
would be a better punishment than anythingelse. So I should absolutely just act
like I don't know who he isA fast team in public, I wouldn't
know who he is. You'd belike, is that a little worm?

(52:28):
I must thrash it wouldn't even wouldn'teven see it. I don't even see
it. Like you could come upand back, dude, know who I
am, and I'd be like aguy talking to me that I asked to
and then me body chucking him thesun. That's fair. I thought your
due funk. I was going tobe your sickness. Oh yeah, yeah
whatever, I'm sick. He cansick class feet. What the fuck ever

(52:52):
are you like all the time now? So An, I got so sick.
It was just really brutal. Iwas super ill and I just was
at home. That's it. I'mfeeling better now. I just still cough
really gross blood. It's really gross. Yeah. So instead of ship that

(53:16):
we don't like, it's about shipthat we do. Like, I have
shit, I like, yeah,never's a good hostess. She before she
was sick. We had a longfilming right whatever, we're growing break.
She threw two parties. Yeah,and she's like the type of person that

(53:37):
when it's like one of her friend'sbirthdays, she like has to plan something
for them. It's super cute.And so one of her friend's birthdays was
like board game theme. It wassuch a cute birthday party. Like we
had candy Land theme, like tileseverywhere. Seth was dressed as Lord Licorice

(53:58):
and it was like handing out redvine and uh never was Grandma nutt fittingly
and no, it was. Itwas a really fun party though, and
like the candy Land tiles had likelike if you stepped on one, you
had to take a shot. Ifyou stepped on another you had to pick
up a card. So that wasreally fun. And then also she threw

(54:20):
a cute little housewarming party too,was lovely too. Also shout out to
the person at the birthday party whoshowed up with the operation costume, the
surgery Samra whatever was ume. Thatwas so good. It was really good.
There was some really good costs.Yeah, costumes gotten really creative and
really really amazing. I know,I was like I should have made a

(54:42):
housewarming party costume things just because Icostumes team, just because I loved to
see different costumes. But it definitelytook like effortly. I had to like
spend a lot of time making Lordlicorice hat for Seth, you know,
and yeah, my costume. Butit was super cute to see everybody dressed
up together and we got some reallygreat photos. That was I think I

(55:05):
liked that too. That was somethingthat I really liked was hosting and having
people over and in our space.We got some really lovely housewarming gifts.
We got a new couch and thatwas really exciting at that, a new
rug, and we got a cutelittle tea stand and some other stuff,
so very nice stuff. I'm reallyreally liking it. Yeah, it was

(55:29):
cute time. Cute time. Yeah. Anyway, now now, thank you
for listening, Thank you for listening. Tune in next time on that bitch
is always like I like that.Bye bye? Yeah has this been recording

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the whole time