Wholesome Fun, Demented Turkey and Abortions

Strap in for some good wholesome fun, talking about rollercoasters, throwing up and abortions.



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Episode Transcript

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Hi, and welcome to that faceis always like I'm never Etalic and I'm
Chloe Metalic. We're missing our sister, Jessica Brom Like, sure, that
was a struggle to get started forus. It's because it's been super long
since we've recorded. How long doyou think it's been? Probably like a

(00:29):
month if I had to guess,maybe a month and a half. Yeah.
Not only has it been, youknow, just a while since we
recorded, but I guess since timepasses, a lot has changed in our
lives. And um, listening backto our earlier episodes, we were we
were giggling our way through, wasrealizing how much has already changed since and

(00:54):
are like a lot of time passageto you guys. But as you're listening
to our first couple of episodes,which are dropping very soon, they'll be
coming out on the fourth. Soas you're listening to those, those are
a throwback and time a time capsuleif you will, to November of twenty

(01:15):
twenty two, and we're in March. And then when you guys are listening
to this, oh wait no,we're in April now. This is so
you know what if you guys arelistening to this, You're gonna be so
confused. I'm so sorry. Thisis not gonna make any sense. Basically,

(01:37):
it's been a while, and whatwe also have realized is that we
are ready to kind of switch thingsup. Sorry. That is my dog,
Timber showing blood choking water in thebackground. He has to drink like
the old bowl, Timber. That'senough, thank you. Wow. Yeah.

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So, in addition to a lotof things changing in our lives and
the last five months since we startedrecording to know, we have also realized
we want to change up the structurea little bit. As we're starting to
release episodes, you might notice newsegments or new structures to the show,
and we would love feedback on whatyou guys like listening to. Let me

(02:28):
get some feedback. I don't knowthat if I knew the song I've seen
with you, but I don't knowwhat it's from a movie? Wow.
Yeah. If there's anything that youlike more or you or if you guys
have any stories that you want toshare, because a lot of this,
you know, as we go on, will be We hope to be interactive,

(02:51):
you know, whether or not it'sjust seth I make interact with our
podcast. Yeah, or the peopleI'm dating. Yeah, your harem,
if you're one of the people I'mdating, Sorry for that joke, but
I'm not. You know, there'smore than one of you. You're out

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there. You you good old boys, good old ladies. You're not that
success. Okay, we don't needto talk about that. No game with
women, that's not I don't know. I don't either. I'm really awkward
around women. It's like immediate gaypanic, you know, said you know,

(03:38):
We'll be sitting in a restaurant.It's like if there's a cute waitress
comes up and just like, pleasedon't look at me. I can't even
look at you, for the loveof God. So I think it's time,
you know, to start in withour first agenda. And that is

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the latest bitch of the week,latest be of the week, Let us
be of the week. Honestly,we've been kind of good. Yeah,
like I'm not trying to flex hereis this growth. I was pretty on
time to everything. I mean,our parents were late, but the reason

(04:24):
that they were late is so wholesome. Oh my god, it was so
cute. Me and Seth. Wejust moved into a bigger place and it's
really awesome, and we just arefinally getting settled in, and we wanted
to have a little dinner party withthe parents and grandma over and we cooked

(04:45):
this big meal and cloimy little appetizersand Grandma brought roles and mom and dad
brought wine. You know. Itwas so lovely. But we also have
a fireplace here, and we requested, if not insisted, that our parents
bring fire would because we really wantedto have a little fireplace or a fire
for the evening. And apparently theyhad forgotten nick because they were going from

(05:05):
one event to another, so theydrove all the way back home to get
that firewood and when they showed up, that was like the first thing set
the ass. So they definitely Ithink we're happy with their decision, very
very much grateful for the fire wasgorgeous, super cute. Oh. Also,
Grandma texted me today to be like, had so much fun at dinner

(05:29):
and playing games. Nice to seeyou. So cute. Okay, Grandma
didn't text me, Well, shewas texting me about the mattress, seeing
if I wanted the mattress in thehouse, so I was here opener.
Well that was a really nice open. Yeah, dang XO XL free mattress
and I liked dinner, and hey, can't can't complain with that. I

(05:53):
just remembered that I kept the dinnerrules. Oh I'm going to eat one
of those. I was honestly surprisedwe weren't having them with breakfast. You
know why, because I forgot Ishouldn't have brought it that. I'm gonna
punch your later for that. Ohoh yeah, right in the face.
Oh yeah, that's how mad Iam, because we could have had a

(06:15):
lovely little breakfast. I made wellseth poached eggs, and I chopped up
some cute, colorful tomatoes and withsome vegan pesto. It was really good,
but it wouldn't been better. There'snothing to stop up. Yeah pesto.
Yeah, and now I'm gonna hey, hey, it's your house.
Wow. I almost clocked your rightthen, but I won't. Honestly though,

(06:41):
I think long story short, thatwe haven't really been late this week.
I did. I was late toa date last week. Okay,
good accountability wa wa to hold yourselfaccountable for them? Thank you? But
it's only five minutes. Oh that'sthat's socially acceptable. I would be I
can't cannot be late. Five toten minutes late is now what that?

(07:05):
Hey, don't laugh. Five toten minutes late is socially accepted. That's
how late everybody is. That's howlate everybody is at all. I was
five to ten minutes late my wholelife. I think probably out the womb
five to ten minutes. Like,I don't think everybody would agree that,

(07:28):
like ten minutes late. So maybeI am the lievable week. Okay,
okay, fine for debate for forsure. Okay, let's move on to
a Junda two. And that isfun fact. Fun fact of the week.

(07:51):
Fun fact of the week. Ididn't look up. Yeah, so,
well, so what we were thinking, No, no, no,
don't don't play it for fun becauseI have a good one. Okay,
Okay. So we were talking abouthow we eventually maybe we want to do
fun facts related to health and youknow, maybe women's health and all that,
because we think it's a super interestingtopic. Yeah, and since we

(08:16):
both struggle with chronic health issues,it kind of ties into that. However,
however, never defined a fun factthat is unrelated to that topic.
But it's it's kind of a funfun fact, you know, what I
mean, it's entertaining. Sure,it's entertaining, so okay, please hold

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it is the creation of roller coastersin America. I did not the sounds
so typical of an American, butI didn't look up the history of roller
coasters globally. But to be fair, this is a really fun The first
roller coaster in the Americas was createdin eighteen eighty four and was by Oh

(09:01):
my god, Oh my god,where's the name? Why is this?
Oh? This is a History Channelarticle. I wasn't equipped to read this.
I'm not going to use names.Guys, we're coming in raw dog
in it. You're getting stoned history. Yeah, oh oh, is that

(09:22):
what you think we should have asegment on. Maybe I think that would
be way more fun because nobody's gonnaknow if it's real or not. Because
I'm not going to have the properdates, names, You're gonna get the
gist of it. So really,just spreading misinformation, that's your good idea.

(09:43):
Damn it. No one's already outthere spread If people want that,
they can go on their uncle's Facebookfeed. O true, go to Fox
News. Oh god, okay,sorry, next time, we'll be were
prepared, so I'm gonna give youguys my stone to history about roller coasters

(10:03):
that I remembered. Some dude wasso pissed off that everybody in the eighteen
hundreds was going to brothels and youknow, gambling and saloons. They were
like, where is the good oldChristian ways? Yeah, where's the wholesome
nature? Where's some good, cleanfun? And so then this psycho,

(10:24):
Yeah, like the maltshops. Youknow, we need more things like Maltshop,
but more adrenaline like in sex.Well, he knows that people go
to saloons and brothels to feel likethey need to be strapped in for a
good ride, and he thought,you know what, let's take off the
straps and do a good ride.So he created a roller coaster in New

(10:45):
York. I remember that for somewholesome fun. And I don't know,
like how epic this roller coaster was, you know, actually be fun.
Maybe we can post We're going tostart an Instagram post photos. We're going
to link our Instagram on our pageas well, so we'll post maybe the

(11:05):
photo of the first little roller coaster. Because cameras, I'm sure we're invented.
And I know when I'm sure.I'm sure there's pictures of the war
America's first roller coaster, or atleast in artistic rendering. I was gonna
say I could drop, but that'sprobably better if we got one from Google,

(11:28):
the good old googs. Oh Timber, Okay, I hear you,
Bud. Wow. Should we moveon? I feel like I need to.
Honestly, that was a ship thatwas probably as safe as the first
roller coaster that really was built fromwood and then blood sweating tears. Yeah,

(11:48):
so yeah. The first roller coasterin America opened at Coney Island in
Brooklyn, New York. Known asa Switchback Railway. It was the brainchild
of LaMarcus Thompson and traveled approximately sixmiles per hour and cost a nickel to
ride six miles per hour. Yeah, and I did find an artistic rendering

(12:09):
of it, So cameras were notinvented, then no good to know,
honestly, learning as I go,definitely, Yeah, if you look up
images of it, it's only drawings. Wait, no, I did find
one actual photo of it. Ican't believe they only took one, you

(12:31):
know, like guys didn't want todocument it a bit more. Actually,
you know, we maybe could doresearch. We'll look it up. It's
wavy, yeah, switchbacks, youknow, totally wavy. It just it
doesn't look very exciting though, gosix miles per. I'm pretty sure I
walk faster from that, and I'mmeander, Yeah, that's a I don't
think I would be honestly, Idon't think that's table backup quality audio.

(12:54):
Yeah. Oops, I'm gonna behonest. I don't think that helped prevent
sin with a roller coaster? Whatdo you mean that? I think people
probably when they were on that rollercoaster, they were like, God,
I can't wait to get late.That's gonna be so much more fun than
that. They were like, I'mgonna go see Mademoiselle. I mean,

(13:18):
wasn't this also the time where likecocaine was just a medication. You know,
I'm in there sodas, So I'mlike, is a roller coaster like
that? Doing anything? Or maybewith the coke it is fun. Maybe
that's what they've never done cocaine.I can't. I wouldn't know, not
A. I don't think it's thatfun. I don't know that it would

(13:39):
make it more or less fun.That's what I'm saying. Reference point that
I like that, all right,Hey, moving on, Well, that
our next agenda, and that isdude, fuck that, dude, fuck
that. Yeah, it's something thatwe're going to talk about either if we

(14:01):
had something really frustrating happened to usthis week, something frustrating out in the
world, somebody we really just don'tlike, and that's what we're gonna chat
about during this time. I havea good one, Yeah, go for
it. So my job, youknow, I lease out properties, right,
you know what I mean? Ilease them out, and I think

(14:22):
I do a good job. I'vebeen at this company for almost two years.
I work really harder already long andso year in ten months what I
honestly have no concept of time anymore. You really don't. And I love
that. I feel Ye're honestly justlike way no way. Yeah. Like
when I thought Maria had a newboyfriend and they've been together for almost a

(14:43):
year. Yeah, that's where nowI have. Yeah, you're gonna it's
like when I have a kid,You're gonna be like two. Are you
so excited to give birth? I'mlike, they're five, Cloly, You're
you're here every day? Yeah,yeah, we need you here. I'm
here physically, but am I herementally good? Oh good question, I'll

(15:05):
answer no. No, that wasapparently not rhetorical. We know that wasn't
No, I need a firm answer. No, I'm not so at my
job. It was like a coupleof weeks ago, I had a tour
scheduled with a few different people.And how it works is I'd reach out
in the morning via text message sayinglike, hello, do you have a

(15:28):
tour today? Please let me knowif you're able to go. If not,
like we can reschedule right And everybodyconfirmed, which never happens to me.
Usually everybody cancels on me. Butit was a Friday, so you
know, everybody wanted to go.I went home at lunch and my tours
weren't till four pm till five andbecause they're fifteen minute intervals, and I

(15:52):
ended up just throwing up fun.You know, it's just not really sick,
because I've been doing that lately.You have been. I've just been
through. I'm not pregnant, she'snot. I took I took a couple
of pregnancy tests. I'm good,but well maybe I'm not good. But
I'm throwing up sometimes for no apparentreason, and so I was like,
I really can't, you know,do a tour, especially because it's like

(16:14):
on the third floor of a buildingwith no elevator, Like you don't want
to be thrown up. I can'tthrow up on a carpet stairwell, you
know, I can't do that tomy my like maintenance skies or don't let's
throw up. I've run up astranger either. I don't think it would
help lease a property either. Forsome reason, if I was just like
you, I'm going to be inthe bathroom, but feel free to stay

(16:37):
out in this space, and thenthey just hear me screen throwing up.
Guys, she if she's throwing upa lot. She really makes the most
crazy sounds you've ever heard. Imaginelike a goblin. I'll do I'll do
a reenactment. So there was onetime she made May come take care of

(17:00):
She's just so ill. I shouldhave been in the hospital. She should
have been. But at one pointshe comes out with her MoMA bawl from
the bathroom and she goes, whyye haven't you checked on me, I've
been so sick, And I waslike, I'm sorry, I thought you
just went to the bathroom She's like, I've been in there for twenty minutes,

(17:21):
and I was like, oh no, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Then she right into the ball likea demented turkey. That's it,
that's it, mended turkey. Ohmy god, yeah, wait, what's
so funny? Goal was that?And she didn't mention that I was literally
like passed out in front of thetoilet for those twenty minutes, like I

(17:42):
thrown up and then passed out fromdehydration and my lack of time. Oh
my god, I really thought youhad just loved that. That's like so
long to be unconscious. I waslike, I was like, I'm not
good, you know, I don'tthink I could keep like went down for

(18:03):
a whole week. So it reallyshould have been in the hospital. It's
a marvel You're still alive. Itwas so bad. Wait, so so
sidetracked. Yeah, sorry about that, Sorry about that. Tangent. Long
story short though, like I hadto cancel this this store block, and
so I texted everybody right away sayingI am so sorry, I'm unable to

(18:23):
make it. I'm going to reachout with a video tour immediately and then
we can reschedule as soon as possible, and like, you know, two
out of the three people replied immediatelybeing like no worries, I'm still super
interested, thank you for letting meknow, and I sent them videos everything
was great, you know. Andthen the other the last tour slot,
didn't reply. So this was theperson who I was going to be meeting

(18:45):
the latest with, so they hadthe most time to know about the cancelation,
right yeah. So then I'm youknow, working from home, kind
of running to the bathroom, sittingin front of my computer, running to
the bath room. And then I'mfeeling kind of better, and my boss
is like, hey, apparently yourlast tour person wants to talk on the

(19:08):
phone, like they called reception,and I was like okay, like I'll
give them a call. And Idon't know, like how you reply when
somebody calls you, especially when youwanted someone to call you back, you
know, like if you called themleft a voicemail. Yeah, right,
So I call and I say hi, this was never with insert company name

(19:30):
and then silence, and I waslike did you hello? And I was
like yes, hello, and thisperson had a very heavy French accent,
and I was like I was toldthat you wanted to talk about your tour
that was canceled. Oh well,yeah, there must have been some mistake

(19:52):
because Never didn't show up. AndI was like, yeah, hi,
I'm never. I texted you atyou this time that I wasn't able to
make it to the tour. Andthen immediately they blew up and they were
just like, you didn't call me? And I was like, well,
um, I was. I waskind of sick and when we confirmed via

(20:15):
text earlier, that's how I wouldcontinue with my communic communication, you know.
Um. And then they were like, well, why didn't you call
me? Like why didn't you?I was like I was sick. I
like, I'm sorry, you know, I really wasn't. I didn't want
to get so for fun. Ididn't want to get into the nitty gritty

(20:37):
of like, lady, I don'tthink you want to hear demented Turkey at
that time. You know, youdon't want to hear her. She's scary.
Yeah, this is never, Like, can I just let you know
that your tour I can't, Likeno, no, I'm sorry, and
I don't owe you that, andeverybody else was fine, and we confirmed

(21:00):
with text anyways, and then theywere like, well, what if I
didn't look at my phone, andI was like, well, how would
you have seen my call? Yeah, I would a call have hopped anymore.
And then it made sense that textis better the way you can go
and see you know that like highI can't make it, and so anyways,
I'm trying to then also explain thatthe unit that this person was interested

(21:21):
in had just been leased out.Yeah, like literally in the last it's
no longer even available, so pleasejust wait a second. But I couldn't
even say that. And then they'relike, how long have you been working
at this company? Have you beenworking there long? And I was like,
yeah, yeah, I'm the leasingcoordinator, you know. I'm like,
I'm in charge and I'm of myapplication stuff. I do a good

(21:42):
job. I didn't say all that, but I'm like, yeah, I've
been working here long. And thenthey said, well you won't be working
there for long, and then Iscoffed because I'm like, yeah, it
is. You're being ridiculous and it'sjust like what is going on? And
then they're like are you laughing atme? And I was like, you're

(22:02):
just being really like intense right now, and I'm not able to actually talk
to you and explain what's going on, and I don't know what you want
from me right now. And thenthey're just like blowing up, I want
to speak to your boss, blahblah blah and yelling and yelling, and
so then I was like, onceyou calm down, ma'am, you can
give me a call back. Andthen I just hung up because I like

(22:23):
literally couldn't get a word in.And then they call the receptionist and then
they yell at the reception receptionist who'slike newish too and super sweet, and
so I'm I'm on the phone withmy boss telling him, and then the
receptionist comes up tell my boss thatthe lady, this person's on the phone.
So then I'm like, put meon speaker phone, hang up on

(22:45):
them, hang up on them.Do not talk to this person. They
do not. We do not owethem our business and residency. If you're
going to be screaming at someone,yeah, like that's not how things can
handle. Like the one time Ihad a woman cuss me out over the
phone at work, she literally waslike I Like, I was like,

(23:07):
dude, would you like to betransferred to a supervisor? She was like
no, I'll just make them crybecause I'm in a really bad mood right
now. I was like, Idoubt you can make them cry, mam.
And she was like, well,fuck you. And I was like
I hope you have a nice day, man, and she was like fuck
you bit and then hung up.Yeah. I as like, I just

(23:30):
I don't care kill him with kindis Yeah. So yeah, basically,
um, that didn't end well.And then this person also then play the
phone tree and I'll got all theway up to the CEO my company and
left him a message. It waslike, can you call me back about
never? And then my boss likeemailed me and my boss and my boss

(23:52):
replied because he's got my back,and I was like yeah, this person
was really rude and like never hadto hang up so and never gave them
plenty of time to let them knowabout a cancelation and everything, and the
tour was or the unit was leasedout, so it was like all so
silly to me at that point,like I didn't even get to I was
like, I never, it's sofrustrating. I don't like to be the

(24:14):
bad guy FII. I Like whenI get to get people into a home
and it's it's stressful to look foran apartment, and I understand that,
and I empathize extremely with people,to the point that I'm like, please,
don't be mean and take advantage ofthe niceness. Yeah, don't hurt
my feelings. I have a lotof them, my feelings. Okay,
what's your dude? Fuck that?My dude fuck that is kind of a

(24:38):
bigger topic. My dude fuck.That ties into some of those really fun,
quirky new abortion bills that we've beenseeing l O. Well, I
love those well, and I knowthis was actually like a couple weeks ago,
but I'm kind of just now seeinglike actual news articles about it.

(25:00):
And it was about basically South Carolinatrying to put into effect a bill that
would essentially treat any pregnancy from conception, so from fertilization to birth, any
abortion on any pathway of that,to be murder or to be able to

(25:23):
be tried as a murder, whichin their state means you can get up
to thirty years to death penalty essentially, that's the range in their state for
that crime. So that's what theywere basically trying to do, and it's
looking like it won't pass, Likeeven some Republicans are coming out saying like

(25:47):
that's too far way too far right, so like there was nine in support,
but then they actually stepped back,so it seeming like it won't go
fully into effect less article I read, but the fact that he was even
considered just frustrates me to no end. And there's already such strict restrictions there.

(26:10):
I do want to read my favoritequote from one of those articles and
then I'll get your feedback what newssources it. So this one is from
Live five News. Okay, justcurious. Yeah, so this is from
Live five News. I can alsolink the article notes that I read.
Yeah, because I had two articlesthat I read about this, so I'm

(26:33):
sure I missed a lot because Ionly read the two articles. This quote
from there. So they said thatthe Senate Majority Leader Shane Massey said that
the legislation has zero chance of becominglaw. So that's great, great,
But then he also said, whatwe've got over here is just erot thing
that's going on over there. Soyou read it's your news topic. I

(27:00):
was reading for something so deep andthen he threw that at me. Jude,
Oh my god, I haven't gotthis. Literally, I'm like so
upset reading these articles, and thenI read that and I was like,
am I having a stroke while I'mreading this? Like what is happening?
But then he said it's not goingto have support in the house. I
suspect it certainly wouldn't have got supportover here. I mean, there's no

(27:23):
way South Carolina is going to dothat. So he's like, well,
god man, what the hell?Well what the gs didn't want that,
now, did he? Yeah?Dan, He's like he's like, what
nill happened? So honestly, yeah, he also did say that, like,

(27:45):
that's not what we're going at.We wanted to stop abortion. We
wanted to stop abortion, but weweren't trying to put women in jail,
women who were desperate, in desperatesituations in jail. Like wait, wait
wait. I wanted to save thechildren, but now we're killing the women

(28:06):
and I'm confused because they can notmake the children anymore. And I don't
like that. We need as muchwomen as possible to make the children.
Yeah, it's it's quite. It'squite yeah, Handmaid's Tale, and like,
yeah, that is just kind ofa very interesting topic to me.

(28:27):
I think abortion rights are super serious. I mean they already have really strong
restrictions of like I think you can'tget an abortion over six weeks. One
of the articles saying insane, mostwomen or people who are having like children
wouldn't even know that sometimes, likethat's so early. Yeah, and then

(28:48):
again I only read two articles.They like to read more about their current
abortion laws. But it does seemlike they do allow kind of later term
up portions as long as it's forlife saving measures for the person carrying the
child. So I'm like, atleast there's that, But then also that
really doesn't make the new law makessense, like you know what I mean.

(29:14):
So I'm like, if it's life, I don't know. Very interesting.
The thing that I think about isthere's this song that came out that
I just like, I'm obsessed with, called Labor, and it's spelled like,
you know, giving labor. Doyou know the artists Paris Paloma Paris.
Yeah, if you're on TikTok,you might have. You're on our

(29:37):
side of TikTok, you probably havebeen seeing this for weeks and we're really
excited to have it come out.It's yeah, we'll link the song too,
but the lyrics in it are justI feel like they touch on a
lot of it where it just iswomen just always having to do everything for
men and every sense of the word. And to me, it's still like

(30:03):
it makes me almost try when Ihear about these bills trying to get past
because it just is so hurtful thatthere are people out there that think that
and would look at you and belike, I think that you should die
for a decision that was entirely upto you, Like its like and that

(30:27):
didn't like it's not like the waythat. Also, I think that the
you know, the abortions are beingpainted is just like women are just casually
going out and just get in anabortion like l ol, that's no biggie,
I'm just gonna go kill this sucker. But in reality, it's like,

(30:48):
not only the an abortion procedure isnot casual. You know, it's
painful either either option, and it'san emotion whole journey, and you also
worry about facing judgment like it isa huge thing and it's not casual,
it does not snap with a finger, and men being involved in it just

(31:10):
as ridiculous. Yeah, and youknow, yeah, and just especially I'm
like just the men in there thatdon't understand just general women biology out.
Yeah, how are you making thesedecisions when you can't even tell me what
menstruation is? You know what Imean? If you? If you yeah,
yeah yeah, And they probably thinkthe vagina is like, you know,

(31:36):
just our lips or something. Lookat her with her a little vagina.
That's weird, and you're like,you don't even know what it's called.
Do you know what the clitterus is? Do you know what anything is?
Yeah? No, they don't knowany Yeah, they've never seen a
glitterus. Yeah, you might needto little spicy one thing that I also
I can't help but think of?Is that another dude? Fuck? That

(31:59):
is the TikTok ceo having to goto court and explain like the app to
these old white men going, whydo I see all these little dancing provocative
you know, I keep seeing allthese naughty, weird little video jan My

(32:22):
for you page now, sir,do you keep like doos videos? And
everybody else is just going, whoa, I've never seen one just out here
talent on yourself. Yeah, I'mlike, buddy, you might be the
issue. Yeah, I don't seethat. So that is interesting that you
do see that yeah, I seeJasper the doll let I'm making a video.

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No, I'm having seen Oh it'sreally funny. You should look it
up. Looks as you guys couldhave seen her. I said no,
and her shoulders basically dropped and sheslumped a little bit disappointed because I did
a really good job and and youdidn't congratulate me. And Maria was just

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here and she loves jest fruit thedoll so shell. If you had sent
me any Jasper that all, maybeI wouldn't know well, because I don't
know if you have the same stupidhumors I do. Sometime i'd say her
camera lines up, I do likeeighty seven percent. Eighty seven that's pretty

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good. Yeah, that solid Bplus I hate it. Oh, don't
tell me the grade grade. AndI was an a student. I wasn't
tell senior year a PAS school thatbroke that broke you too many ap classes?
Three? Five? What excuse me? Yeah? I think I showed

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three classes in high school my senioryear, and I got like they literally
were like seniors, you don't needto be you hear the last month.
So I just like didn't even haveNope, not my experience. You don't
why did up because I saw you. Yeah, you're welcome, five amy

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glasses. You were so pretty,so pretty, literally so pretty pretty.
So let's gepid. Oh my god, is that a garbage truck? How
dare they? Honestly, I don'tknow who the fuck they think they are?
Like, thank you, though,guys, honestly, did you fill

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the garbage and recycling? Hello?Um? Okay, so I think we're
ready to move on to our nextagenda. And that is memorable. A
fuck was memorable? Yeah. Ohquote of the week quote Chloe, you
can't even remember member boy af youlittle dangling, little ding ding Now,

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okay, as adults, we tryto develop the character traits that would have
rescued our parents. Oh that's sosad. Why would you say that our
parents had our parents? I mean, how to really rough go of it?
They had some shit they went through, they really did. I mean,

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so all the yeah, all theshit we give our parents, we
really acknowledged that their background did notlend them to, I don't know,
have an easy life. Yeah,and now they're just out there all like
ace in their careers and just beingreally happy, creating fulfilling lives. So

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yeah, pretty cool, I reallyrespect it. I feel like they got
to a really good point now.But I do think like there are certain
things like our family members that likestruggle with anxiety. You know, like
now I'm really conscious about trying tomanage my anxiety because I know what a
big difference it would make. Yep. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're like,

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oh, I guess I should.Yeah. Yeah, but that quote
made me think a lot. Itmade me a little sad. Yeah,
that made me sad, thanks Cully. Yeah, we hope that makes you
guys sad too. Yeah, Ihope y'all. Hopefully I have made nobody
cry because I'm gonna be honest,I cried when I read that. Yeah,
that was a little It's okay,here, guys, I'll fix it.

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Yeah. Here's my quote. It'sfrom my favorite show, Bob's Burgers.
This one I'm only reading because itmade me think of bad. Okay,
So this is Bob saying I loveyou cutie Pie. Sorry, I'll
think of a better one than CutiePie. You're my angel dust. Sorry,
that's a drug. And it's likewhen Bob's trying to connect with one

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of his kids is going through somethingbecause he's being a jerk. But it's
it's funny. He just wants agardens spot. He just wants a community
garden spot. But it's all hewants. It's all he wants. But
it just reminds me of the nicknamesthat dad had for us growing up,
like butt worm. Yeah but worm, but worm was a good one.

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He was really weird ones too.He would also just sing my name at
me a lot, no no,no, no, no, the fade
away and then he would say somethingat the end that was he would say
no never fade away. Skinny scatskinskis skinny scat skatski. Yeah, so

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that was yeah around. There wasalso Nevarella. Yeah, that one's fuck.
I do it every time. Damnquote way to bring the house down.
Yeah, I'm really good at that. Do you want me to read
one other funny quote? Because thatwould be good. So my friend sent
me this account that her best friendmade and it's like a super talented quote

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account that she created. So ifyour guys are interested in seeing the beautiful,
beautiful images that go along with thesequotes, you can find them at
texts I've sent to boys on Instagram. So there's so these are all actual
texts that she has sentiment or somebodyelse has. And one is I promise

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I'm not stalking you. Is thisyou making an effort? Which is my
favorite? That's a good one.I feel like I could send that to
a lot of people in my datingfrenzy. Yeah. And then it's ever

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since Tuesday, I've been writing youtext and then deleting them, which I
like. It's you know and youknow, like thinking about No, I'm
not gonna send that one, thinkingabout it. No I'm not gonna send
that one. No, you wouldnever do that. Oh well not with
Seth. Yeah no, no,no, he just gets whatever's in the

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brain, whatever's in that girl,Brian every but yeah, so I thought,
so those are cute. Yeah,I'll get some really good quotes they
have somewhere like cute images. Oh, I do like the images. They're
very do you look very classy?Well scary? Also, Okay, let's

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move on to our next and lastagenda for this episode. I like that
ship. I like that shit.You know what I'm saying. I like
it about it. Can I geta what? Oh? That was good?
Thank you? What do you likethis week? I really liked the

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chicken that Seth made for dinner lastnight. Oh, that was really good.
I don't I don't know what isthat. I like that If the
chicken's sticking in, that's a Barbarian. I liked that too. I saw
Barbarian after I saw so many peopletalking about it, and I was like,
man, I should see that movie. But I kept kind of forgetting

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about it, and then I wasover it never was the other day and
she decided to play it for me. It was so good. I was
really impressed by the whole thing.Like I feel like, even if you
didn't like horror movies, but youappreciate it cinematography O the way, Yeah,
you would like that movie. LikeI feel like, after like the
first five minutes, it doesn't haveas much fear involved themle time, and

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it's just more of an interesting plotline. In my opinion, I think they
did a really good job like buildingsuspense as well. And I feel like,
in my opinion, it felt alittle scary because it was like on
the premise of an airbnb and somethingmaybe being wrong with that basically, and

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it's like I could have arapean beesever been bez been meat that could have
been met and that have been bedand I don't mind every much like it.
Highly recommend Barbarian. I think forme, what I really liked was

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Seth made a dairy free, welllactose free cheesecake Oreo cheesecake last night and
the gluten they're gluten free Oreos,which are really good because they still just
taste like regular Oreos. So itwas like it was like the Oreo crust
and then the cheesecake, and thenhe did a layer of like crumble Oreos

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in the middle and then cheesecake andthen Oreos on top, and it was
just like it unlocked a part ofmy childhood because I used to love Oreo
ice cream cakes for my birthday,but I was lactose intolerant since birth and
just ignored it, I guess forthe first sixteen years. Yeah yeah,
yeah for real real talk hashtag andso yeah, and so then I just

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didn't really and like, obviously Ican't eat cheesecake because it's often if it's
dairy free, it's often not glutenfree because they always do Graham crackers and
shit like that. So that waslike such a big deal to eat it.
And Seth is a saint for makingthat because it looked difficult. It
did look difficult. Yeah, itwas really stoked. And I like,

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me and Seth just got some reallyreally cute antique furniture for our place from
the store, and they like,all the items are just they fit in
our homes. So well, yeah, I like that for you too.
Yeah, they just like, Ifeel like we really big shut out to
never helping carry those in a time. Oh I've blocked that out. I

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think that was so brutal. Wehad to me and Seth we're left to
our own devices to bring up.Like we went. We drove three minutes
away to an antique furniture your storefor a beautiful bar and that was it.
But then we were like, oh, we can't fit it in my
car. By the way, wecould have because we didn't think it came
apart, but it did, andwhich is super funny. So we were

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like, oh, we'll get aU haul. And then when we were
like, oh, we'll get aU haul, we might as well just
look around, and then we startedgetting a ton of other crap, not
crap, beautiful stuff, I justsay crap. But so we got a
ton of other stuff as well,and so then we were carrying it.
It was like three big furniture items. And by the third one, you
know, I'm going at the goingbackwards up the stairs because Seth was lifting

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so that way it was easier forme. But the third time he didn't
do that, and my legs literallywere shaken, and I was like Seth,
and it literally looked like when Iwas picked it up again, like
I was giving labor, like Iwas literally like going up these stairs because

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I was like, I'm going todie, like and the next next day
I could barely walk. My legswere broken, and but I did it.
And I'm a strong, strong lady, strong Oil. I'm a strong
swung Goil so strong. Proud ofyou. Thank you, I am too.
I think that concludes this episode.Yeah, thanks for joining us,

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and we'll hopefully talk to you again. Sam. Yeah, talk at you.
We got talk. We'll talk atyou next time. Buddy, We'll
talking your ear holes next time.Pal you ear hold? Yes? Has

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this been recording the whole time?