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Hey, what's going on everyone?
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It is the chat podcast.
Thea is still out.
She's not feeling well today.
I've got a couple of guys here with me.
It's actually part of the best thing that I could say.
The best part of waking up is a couple of dicks in your butt.
What can I say?
They are my folders talking about Scotty and Lil Momo.
Hi guys.
Sir, I am barely a man.
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Oh, what?
Listen, listen bitch, you just turned.
How old?
35?
25.
Bitch, you cannot stay 25 forever.
Oh, sure I can.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
You can't stay 20.
See, okay.
So Scotty, here's the backstory on this.
This motherfucker, I swear to God.
He got to 25 and then he stopped aging.
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At least that's what he tells people.
25 and holding.
No, no, you can't.
You can't.
When you start getting gray like he's got, you can't.
Uh, bitch, I ain't got none of it.
You look so gray.
Yes you do.
You got some right there in your facial hair.
No, that's the, you're not a side-ergine pulled in your hair.
I put them in there.
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That's some other white stuff.
Yeah, oh, is it?
What is it?
Uh, what?
Not today, I'm an innocent boy.
Well, it is Sunday, so.
Even God rest on Sunday, what?
Well, that's cool.
So, well, hi Scotty, how are you?
Welcome back.
Yeah, thank you.
Sounds a hell of a lot better.
Yeah, I know, you're not in a can today.
I enjoy this side of you.
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If you're following the podcast, just skip over 10.
Don't even listen to it.
You're sick of that.
Oh, come on now.
That's my introduction.
Yeah, that's, that's Momo's introduction.
Oh, speaking of, we didn't get one today.
It was both of them.
Oh, yeah.
What's up, everybody?
I will know.
There we go.
That's what I was waiting for.
And the only one thing I wanted to mention that we didn't mention this last time was that
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you actually do stream, even though I did kind of hint that maybe you don't anymore on
Twitch, but you did.
You still do.
Well, hold on, but there's a reason why I didn't is because you were kind of going through
it with, you know, this one who shall not be next.
Yeah.
Uh, speaking of, how is that situation?
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That's good.
Uh, we kind of had a little bit of falling out, but then we were able to kind of come back
from it.
He was planning on moving anyway.
So I went ahead, bottle his equipment.
So the stream remains three nights a week.
Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays at the struggle book, but we're in the middle of rebranding.
So you're going to take the struggle book name from it?
Well, no, I'm going to rebrand it.
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But for now, like I want to have one last stream that he's on to kind of say, like, okay,
well, farewell to the project we have done together.
Now I'm completely taking over.
Oh, so y'all are, yeah, see, look at you.
So now there is still, y'all are still good.
Basically, y'all read, y'all made things up.
Yeah, we hugged it out.
We're fine.
Okay.
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Well, good.
I was wondering about that.
I didn't know how that was going to go.
Yeah, I knew that bastard for two, two and a half years.
I said, you ain't going to drop me.
Well, it's not just this easy.
Man, well, good.
I'm glad that y'all were able to kind of figure that out.
That makes me feel a little bit better.
Oh, absolutely.
Is an awkward one week and then everything was fine.
Did you ask him if he was gay in a zoo in that hunt?
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I don't need to ask.
No, come on.
But for my, see, here's the other thing too, Scotty, is that this motherfucker, I thought he
was cute before he cut his hair off and looked like carry-ells.
But now I think he, I don't know.
He's always been a little fruity in the boot day, I think, especially with some of his
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intros.
And then he went down to his ass, which come to find out, oh, Mo, you said that that's, well,
is his idea.
It was.
See, bag.
Just saying, he's just, you know, plus, I mean, he maintains that he's not, I don't believe it,
and neither does apparently anybody in his circle, but I wonder if he's whatever.
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I wonder if the guy he's fucking believes it.
Wow.
I do not have confirmation on that yet, but I can't say his girlfriend that would always
come over here, looked extremely malnourished and I was like, you can do so much better.
The thing is, the thing is they dated like three times and she straight up said, "Way,
you're the reason I like girls."
And then they dated again.
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And I'm like, y'all.
Wait, so they were together and they split and her reason is because he was a dick and
now she likes chicks.
Apparently, and then they got back together again.
I'd be in the fucking kitchen and my kitchen is small.
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Like I'd be in the kitchen.
He'd come around and grab something from the fridge and she'd be in the kitchen and I'd
be like, oh, hi, you person.
And she would just sit there.
I said, oh, you can't speak in my home.
No.
Yeah, that's not okay.
Yeah, I said, no, fuck that bitch.
She waved it.
Next time she came over, she waved it.
I literally looked over and I said, "Mm."
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That's all you said.
That's all you had to say was, "That is all I had to say.
I was like, "You got the hum out of me."
She just grabbed your little crescent and walked on.
She made her mind herself.
Oh, that's so cute.
Well, I mean, at least things are on the mint.
Now, are you still going to have conversations outside of this?
Will he make appearances on the stream at all?
Or is he just gone?
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I don't know if he will or not.
He talked about how when he comes up to visit his folks or whatever, he might stop in.
I'm like, well, we started this together.
There's going to be rebranding, but you're more than welcome to pop in if you want.
Just let me know.
Okay.
Well, we'll see.
So what about, is there anything weird between him and your boy toy or what?
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See, I don't know because we kind of patch things up and he immediately was like, well,
it's time for my trip that's going to be like 10 days out of town.
And that was like the day after we patch things.
So it's like, well, there hasn't been an interaction with all three of us since.
So where's he going?
Oh, fuck, I don't even know.
I told me 10 different times.
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I didn't listen.
Okay.
All right.
Well, that's what we...
In a movie?
I don't know.
Well, I hope things work out.
It sounds like he's camping in the woods with his friend.
That's all I know.
He's camping all on.
That's what he says.
Is he camping with that friend?
That guy?
Nope.
Different one.
One that he's moving in with.
Oh, how does this one fare on the GADAR?
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Okay.
So let me put it this way.
I know his cousin and his cousin was like, hey, your friend and my cousin are camping
in the woods.
Did you get gay vibes from my cousin?
And I was like, oh, I definitely did.
He's like, oh, my God, they're fucking in the woods.
Oh, that's...
I love a good boy toy story.
Boy Scout.
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Sit there and be like, they are literally doing broke back mountain in the woods.
I love it.
That's so sweet.
But they better be careful because Indiana, you don't play.
They got the KKK Kizzle up in there.
They're both white, so.
Yeah, but if they caught what they dick in their ass, they ain't got no matter.
They shaved their heads and hang them over a fire.
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That's not...
This don't blame them.
You know, I haven't heard from him today, so...
You never know.
You never know.
And Halloween's around the corner.
You know?
They could be turning them into...
I don't know.
A decoration or two.
It could be a good poor name, deep in the woods.
I'm sure there probably is something.
What's the name of Justin Timberlake's album that failed?
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Deep in the woods?
Maybe I have no idea.
Maybe it's the woodsman.
I don't know.
See, here's my thing.
Do people like Justin Timberlake still?
I don't.
I have...
I haven't never liked him.
I haven't either.
What was it?
And Britney Spears just came out and said that he wanted her to get an abortion in her book.
A.
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That's coming out.
A.
I don't know if you feel about that.
Britney, she's still kind of nuts though right now, it seems.
She's had a lot going on.
I've always loved her, but I would really wish, like, once the whole conservatorship ended,
I would really hope in she would do, like, it come back to her in a couple years, but
I don't see that happening.
She's dancing to a knives.
I don't see their fake.
Yeah, she's like...
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She's like...
Oh, these knives, they fake.
Chin, chin, chin, chin.
Those are some real good props.
Oh, my God.
Do y'all remember the freaking The Dead pool scene where he's like spinning his knives around,
getting all these bolts and shit?
Why does he and edit of Britney Spears doing that?
I need to see that.
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Police sent.
It's on my Facebook page.
Oh, my God.
That's hilarious.
See, but it's...
She's crazy though.
I think she's just got the baby.
I think she's just got him.
No, she's not.
She's an icon.
She is an icon.
I literally have always loved her when she did, like, the movie...
Was it Crossroads?
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God.
That's the Britney that I want back.
You can't even find that movie no more.
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I know.
They try to be like, what is that thing called?
Mandela, Mandala, whatever effect, that thingy.
No way.
Are they still in there?
Yeah, they're existed.
Yes, because I was like, "Why can't I find this?"
I'm like, "I'll find it."
And they're like, "You can't purchase this movie.
You can't do this to the other thing because it's about Britney Spears' life."
And I'm like, "That man."
Okay.
That's what we should have talked about.
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Yeah.
It's fucks with me.
Well, it doesn't really.
Yes.
Like, the embarrassing bear's thing, that was my biggest one.
It's like, I know for a fucking fact.
Yeah.
It was spilt like this.
Yeah.
What was here in that video that somebody had on a TikTok that they were...
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They were walking in and out of bed room or something.
It was clever editing.
I look, here's the thing.
A lot of me wants to believe in that kind of stuff, but I'm so backed up on science.
I need proof.
I need somethings a little.
If I'm not experiencing it for myself, I'm kind of thrown out.
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My big one was the whole Sinbad being a genie in a movie and growing up in the 90s.
I'm like, "Okay.
I know that was like a thing."
What?
Yeah, she was Amber.
That was Shaq.
But I know I remember seeing Sinbad in a movie as a genie and there were kids and he was trying
to grant them wishes and whatever.
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Oh, yeah.
I totally remember Sinbad playing a genie.
I do.
And then he's released statements over the years like, "I've never played a genie in a movie.
Like, I don't know what people are talking about."
It's always been Shaq, but it's like, "No, it hasn't."
No.
I could have swore it was Sinbad.
Wasn't it not here?
I mean, go and try to find it.
Like, there's nothing out there.
There's no movie with him as a genie.
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And the 1990s movie Shazam started comedian Sinbad as a genie.
Oh, there you go.
Original Shazam.
Yeah.
There were two Shazams.
And I think one of them was, yeah, there was Shazam with an A. What?
They were just spelled with one A's on either side and one was spelled with two.
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Shazam.
First of all, let's get this straight.
This is on Reddit.
I'm not mistaking it for Kazam, which was Wishak.
I'm not mistaking it with Sinbad, the sailor.
I'm not mistaking it with Sinbad segment.
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A little late to the party, but yeah, this is creepy.
I remember it so vividly.
Yeah.
And this is seven years ago.
This post on Reddit that people were talking about.
So, I mean, yeah, I do remember that.
Yeah.
All right.
There's so many of those out there though.
It's like, are we living in a different dimension?
You know one thing that I've always thought was kind of crazy is like, what if when we die,
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that all of a sudden we're just smacked into another dimension, another...
Oh, my God.
I'm trying to get existential right now.
No, no, like...
It's deep.
Like seriously, like that just kind of makes you wonder.
Because you've always heard like dance and science proves that there are at least in theory,
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the math makes sense.
The math is mapping that there literally could be or there are multiple universes.
Well, if you've ever seen that video where the universe zooms out and zooms out and zooms
out and like we're this tiny little galaxy compared to like everything that just spits
standing out there.
Like literally we are a grain of sand on like a beach and then literally all the other
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universes or all these other grains of sand.
Like it, I don't know, it's unfathomable.
There's no way we're alone.
I'll say that.
Oh no, 100%.
100% now.
That's why I always get frustrated when I hear people say, oh no, we're, we are alone.
Because God, and this is why.
And I just have to take a drink and my coffee at that point and move on.
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Are you drinking coffee at that point?
No, but if I was, it would have been a big gulp.
Because I just, I don't know, I can't, it just bothers me.
I just said that bothers me, just that whole idea.
But that's what I was saying is, what if we don't, what if that whole life flash is before
your eyes saying, what if that's not?
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What if this is it?
What if we are in that, what if we died multiple times?
Okay, okay.
I don't want to go on to a whole tangent.
But I had an old boss who gave me his theory on this.
Oh, yeah.
I kind of love it.
But you know those dreams where you're falling and you wake up right before you snack the
pavement or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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His theory is, okay, what if that's you basically crossing your wires with you from a different
dimension?
So you catch them in their last moments and so then you wake up and that's why we have
like the Mandela effect going on where she's like, but I remember it being like this, like,
well, in that universe, it was that.
But now you're over here in this one.
That's why everything's slightly different.
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And make you wonder, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can go on about that kind of stuff all day, I'm day, but nothing beats Britney Spears.
And I want to take it back to Britney because I was just looking up and somebody said,
don't buy her a book because she's just going to use the, use the money on more knives.
And I kind of chuckled a little bit, but at the same time, I kind of do want to buy the
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book, but you mentioned her being an icon and I don't know if I necessarily agree that
she made something she wasn't one time.
She was a gay icon for sure.
She's still though.
I mean, yes, much, but I still love her.
I do.
I have hope for her, but I probably should have.
She's still over there saying, yeah, she's still in the gay icon.
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You see, here's my thing.
She was immortalized.
She will always be gay icon no matter how far she falls or how much she climbs back up.
She was immortalized.
You can't take that away from her kind of like share.
But shares.
Yeah, but she cares about sharing anymore.
She's not dancing with knives.
She doesn't have to be.
She's just a fucking vampire.
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That's okay.
I mean, 80 years old still looking to say now she's not a viral or is it?
Avira?
Yeah.
She's not a liar.
Who's a viral?
God never mind.
I'm not even.
Why is she in this conversation?
I don't know.
She's not anymore.
So anyway, share.
I don't know.
I think your, yeah, shares definitely that icon and has been immortalized.
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I don't think that that's the same for Brittany.
I think she is.
It is.
I think she.
You're so confident in your cockiness.
No, I think she, if she was, I think it, she lost it.
I think that immortalization is now gone.
I think she's kind of ground up.
You're telling me if you are at a club, and they start playing every single gay and there
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is not going to feel the, you know, gay vibrations going through the room and everyone just
gets in sync and starts going, not to say that.
I would walk out icon.
Well, you don't dance.
No, I don't.
I watch all the twinkstands.
That's how I go.
But does Scottie, do you dance, Scottie?
Are you a dancer?
If I have enough alcohol in me.
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See, I want to watch you dance.
I don't think I've ever seen you dance.
I know I've seen mode dance.
But see, you, you dance on a, you see me dance on every one of your tick-tock videos.
Yeah.
Those are not dancing.
I know.
Shagamab.
You've had plenty and on your Snapchat story.
Oh, those are just trends.
No, let me tell you his Snapchat story.
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They're, they're, yeah.
There's been some things on Snapchat.
There's been a lot.
I was going to ask you about that.
Have you ever posted some things on there that you regret?
Not that I regret.
No, that I probably shouldn't have.
Yes.
And then like, damn, that was a mistake.
Oh, well, it's up there now.
Now listen, you have, I don't know if it was on your story.
I know you sent it to me, but did you post on your story?
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Bye.
I don't know if it was by mistake on purpose, but maybe of you getting a beach from Mr.
B. B. B.
I sent that to like 20 people though.
Have you ever posted something like that on your story and then somebody was like, oh my
God, can you believe this?
And then you're just like, you're just, no, I think.
Did you realize you posted this?
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I think the worst I've done is like, I went on a rant about somebody and I meant to go
send it to one specific person, but I put it on my story.
No.
So then she was like, um, do we need to have a talk?
And I was like, oh, well, I said what I needed to say.
So I was like, I see him by it.
Oh my God.
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How do you come back from that?
I didn't.
I said, I said what I said.
I cried a little.
That's it.
I was like, yeah, I was so talk.
Absolutely not.
Was it because of that?
Oh, no, no, no.
This just, she had done something to piss me off.
It was like a work person that I didn't really like anyway.
So I was talking about how like lazy she was and how like she didn't know how to do a job
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and she was even paid basically to just stand there.
And she's like, do you like really think that?
I was like, it's on my story.
What do you expect?
Yes, that's what I think about you.
Oh my God.
Why would she?
What was I going to say?
No, I take it back.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
I want a back track and been like, oh, I was just doing that girl to get your attention.
See, you called me.
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We going to dinner.
And here's the thing, she was like a new earth-ish hourly employee.
And so like I was her supervisor, supervisor.
And I was like, I don't know.
Like I've been saying that we need to get rid of this bitch.
Like why is she here?
And it's just like, do you feel like I'm like, well, you shouldn't have had me on Snapchat.
So.
Wow.
So you put it back in her court to make it.
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Sure, dude.
Wow.
You gas lighter.
I said, you fraternize with me.
Oh my God.
Typical gay.
Typical.
Look at you.
What was I going to do except for responsibility for it?
Now it's just, hold on.
You worked with her.
Yeah.
The place where you're currently working now.
Yeah.
Yep.
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Yep.
She was awful.
She was, she won your boss, all right.
You were hurt.
No.
So she was hourly.
There was shift leads above her.
I was an assistant above them.
But I also had more experience in the GM at the time.
I love how you just immediately go into.
Oh, girl.
Hourly.
Like it doesn't.
No, it's just a word thing.
She was a word thing.
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Yeah.
No, no, see, that's the thing.
You have to have hourly people.
But it's like, don't try to come at me sideways because you aren't doing your job correctly.
But then you also want to come at me sideways when I'm like, hey, let me try to train you up
a little bit because clearly, like, something is lacking since you're not advancing.
There was a litany of problems before I ever posted that.
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And I was like, you know what?
I don't feel bad about it.
Like if you walk, we're not missing anything.
Oh, the drama.
God.
That's it.
It was the curtains.
Yeah.
My drop.
That's crazy.
So, but this has nothing to do with the guy that you're having drama with now, right?
It's not even drama.
It's like backstabby bullshit, though.
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At work?
Yes.
Are they, hold on, but the question is, is this guy and her?
Are they friends?
No.
But I mean, this was also like a few years ago that I did that.
Oh, damn.
I was hoping that we could have led into a reason.
I've been into this workplace for like six and a half, seven years.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, the issue I'm having now is I left my home store.
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It's so it's like, okay, like I need about a month off just for my own mental health because
I was on call 24/7.
I was not the GM of the store, but I was treated as the GM of that store.
Plus, my boss would call me at literally all hours of the night, anytime between 7am
till about 2am.
Well, now hold on, but in all fairness, you have had your boss's penis inside you at one
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point.
Oh my God.
Like six years ago, yes.
That means still.
So maybe he felt that he could call you.
After six years, he knows he can't.
Okay.
So what happened?
So basically, we opened up a new store and so it was like, hey, like, would you mind
coming and helping at this one part time?
I'm like, yeah, that's fine.
I can help out.
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My job is strictly to help train a brand new staff of hourly employees, shift leads, assistance,
and the GM there.
And I was like, okay, I can come help you guys out.
It's a 45 minute drive.
So I'll be up there around 11.
Help you guys out for lunch.
Have a powwow with any leaders in the store.
If I notice an hourly employee is having a big issue, I'll be able to have set some time
aside to talk to them and see if what we can do to help them advance a bit more.
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Well, my boss, kind of sort of, is like, hey, I want you to help me.
You'd set your own hours, yaddy, yadda.
It's like, okay, great.
So that's what I've been doing.
Well, then he goes and talks to all of the leaders at this new store saying, oh, little
Momo doesn't need to be in the store unless I specifically approve it.
And I'm like, okay, but I'm doing what you asked me to do.
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I'm trying to train all your people.
His GM at that store put in their notice because he spent two weeks up there at a brand
new store for grand opening.
And that's it.
Oh, according to his contract, he's supposed to spend 30 days up there.
But it's like, you have me helping out.
I was like, but I'm not working night shift and everything.
That's not my job.
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The bulk of your employees are here during the day.
So that's when I've focused my time.
It's like, buddy, you're not helping out.
But then you're getting mad that I'm helping out.
Even though all of the leaders in your store and your hourly employees have told me,
we don't have the support we need from Boss Man.
So what did you say to that?
He never told me any of it directly.
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I found out from all of the leaders in the store, like they all came to me separately.
We're like, hey, this is what, what are we going to call him?
It's called Richard because he sounds like a dick.
Sure.
Like, hey, this is what Richard said.
It's like, oh, okay, wow.
So I see his car pull up and I was like, you know what?
I'm not dealing with the drama.
So I was like, all right, guys, I'm going to head out.
Like, hope to see you guys soon.
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Like, y'all, you know, just let me know if you need anything.
Like, a lot of you have my number.
Like, I am a resource for you guys.
All right, bye.
Peace out.
I start driving.
He calls.
He's like, did somebody ask you to come up here today?
I'm like, no, no one's asked me to come up there any day because I make my own schedule
as per our agreement when I started doing this.
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Well then he goes and bitches to the GM at my home store about it.
And him and I are on really good terms.
So he calls me right away.
He's like, um, so apparently all of this is going on.
I'm like, yep, I've already heard about it.
Like, you know, that's how he wants to play this game.
Like, I just won't help him out in his stores then.
And then he has the nerve to message me like six hours later at fricking nine o'clock
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at night and say, hey, can you open the store in three days?
It's like, no, I'm not.
No.
Can you open the store in three days?
The office city.
Yes.
Like, because first of all, I don't work at any of those stores on days that I'm supposed
to stream because I got to make new thumbnails for YouTube videos.
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I got a, you know, research different equipment trying to work out some plans and everything
else that's going on.
Yeah.
I'm busy doing so like on streaming days, I'm like, okay, those days I'm not going to my
job where I get paid on the hour.
It's like, it's just too much going on.
So it's like, okay, that's a day that I'm already supposed to not be working and like
and you're asking me after everything that I've heard.
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So I definitely will not be assisting you with that.
Also, it's not my job to open your stores.
That's what you have all of your leaders and your stores for.
Not my problem.
So they're not even call, like you're not even a leader.
You're just a trainer?
Essentially.
But it's like, with the experience that I have, I have more experience than everybody
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in either of his two stores, like combined.
Because the one GM has been there for about a year, they've been in position for maybe
a month.
Do you think you can?
Is he jealous?
I know he's always been jealous of the fact that I get along so much better with the
employees, but that's because I don't come off like a total fucking bitch unless I have
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to be a bitch.
Because if I notice that someone's having a problem, I'll always come up more jokingly
and everything.
Because it's like, okay, there's no need to be nasty right now.
And then if I have to come up to you again, it's like, okay, I got to be a little more firm
here.
And by the time I get to a third time on the same topic, it's like, all right, look, this
is not working.
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Where is the disconnect?
We need to figure this out because I need you to, you know, hurry up.
Chop, chop, bitch.
Yeah.
Wow.
But see, here's the other thing.
He got his fiancee to be the assistant manager at his new store.
You know how long he has worked in food?
Tell me.
Never.
How did he get that job?
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Because his fiancee is technically an owner.
He owns like 15% of one of the stores.
That's it.
Wow.
Okay.
Conflict of interest.
I'm saying so.
That's what I said.
However, I, you know, I was more involved.
I wasn't allowed to try to get a friend a job if he knew that we were friends.
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He was like, oh, that's a conflict of interest.
You guys can't work at the same store.
And I'm like, but then you bring on your fiancee in a leadership role.
So hold on.
Is this guy gay?
Yep.
God, there's a lot of homosexuals over there in small quarters.
Oh, you don't understand.
My home store.
So I, we're going to call me in the gym at the same level because technically he was
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above me, but whatever.
So he's trans.
Then I'm extremely gay.
Bobby, our shift leads at the time was someone who came off very femme, but was never confirmed.
Someone who was asexual and autistic.
And then we had like four or five employees that were somewhere on the LGBT spectrum out
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of the other like nine employees that worked at that store.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That's a thing, Pot.
I think you find out.
And then you find out that the other ones that weren't on the LGBT spectrum had at least
experimented or something.
So it's like, what is going on at this store?
I'm thinking that you're the reason why a homeboy is questioning everything about life.
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I named my phone.
That's it.
I just live my life.
Yeah.
I'm thinking you're definitely an influence.
That's what it is.
An influencer?
Yeah.
You make it.
Yeah.
See, then you got it.
Look, mom.
I did it.
We got to talk about my mother.
I'm just saying, you know?
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Okay, I just got to get stuff in my chest real quick.
So I don't speak to my mother.
I haven't spoken to her in years.
What did she do?
She did.
You would think so, but no, the bad ones always live.
Okay, mom.
But tell me why.
My brother called me.
He was like, hey, did you, like why don't you respond to that text from our mother?
I was like, what do you mean?
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He was like, oh, she messaged all four of us kids.
I was like, I didn't see.
He was like, it's your old phone number.
I said, yeah, what did she say?
They're like, and now I have to know.
Like, well, she said that it was suggested to her by someone that if none of us kids wanted
to talk to her, we needed to change our numbers.
Why?
Just don't contact her.
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Yeah.
Like, I was like, well, I'm a step ahead.
I already changed my number.
Winnie.
But I'm just like, why would, why would any of us have to change our number so that you
will quit contacting us?
None of us are contacting you.
How many kids?
There's four of us.
Two from one relationship, two from another.
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And is the two from the one relationship?
Y'all are homos.
Yeah.
Yeah, see?
Hello.
Yeah, me and my brother are homos and he's married to a doctor.
And then my other two, well, they're, yeah.
They just exist.
I mean, I thought my little brother was like asexual for the longest time.
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Apparently, he does like girls.
It just always picks the crazy ones.
Is that the one in that picture or that video on your snap that I was just like?
The purple-haired one?
Who's that twink?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he sent me a picture of like his then-girl friends, uh, pills.
I looked at it and I was like, those are anti-psychotics.
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Oh my God.
Oh, wow.
Was he on lithium and who knows?
I don't.
I can't remember.
I didn't send it to my brother's husband.
I was like, I need just confirmation.
It was like, this is what I found online about these pills.
Like, is that what these are?
He's like, oh yeah.
She has like schizophrenia and shit.
I was like, ooh.
Keeps the relationship spicy, you know?
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Yeah.
Sounds like he likes to be choked a little bit maybe.
Oh.
Maybe not by choice.
Runs in the family.
That is my brother.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
Well, I'm glad that we're able to kind of, you know, figure out what's going on in your
work life.
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Oh, yes.
Now, I was talking to Scotty about this the other night and I was trying to find out because
he is a massage therapist and I was trying to find out what it and I was calling him a
masseuse.
Thank you.
I know.
I know.
I know.
And then I got it right.
I know.
Shut up, bitch.
So I was calling him a masseuse and I didn't realize that that's not the same.
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Okay.
Well, like here, listen, quick educational lesson.
I'm a masseuse as a female massage therapist.
So people when they say like a masseuse to me, I'm like, okay, first of all, let me correct
you because it's a female and a masseur, which just sounds stupid because you're saying
this is French.
The masseur is a male massage therapist, but neither one of those are used anymore just
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because like they were outdated years and years and years ago.
So the proper term is massage therapist, massage practitioner.
They say bodywork or sometimes, but that just sounds like that one.
That's something else.
But yeah.
So I absolutely cringe when someone says masseuse or masseur or yeah, but I fixed it.
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This go around, but I was, no, I appreciate it.
I was trying to find out what was like some creepy, esk things that anybody has asked him
to do like any happy endings or something.
Oh, no.
So my most recent actually caused a one sorry view for my business, which is bullshit.
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So I, okay.
Let's see.
I got a text one day.
This was like a few months ago.
I got a text one day and it was just like, hey, do you have any openings?
And it was like the day of and I'm like, like, I'm sorry.
Like I usually book out two weeks because I mean, hello, but I'm a hot guy.
I couldn't get them in like right away.
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And he's like, okay, no problem.
I'll just message you later.
And I'm like, whatever that happens like weekly.
So I was just like, yeah, screw it.
Then literally like two weeks later, same thing, trying to get in the same day.
And I'm like, look, I'm very sorry.
I'm like, I will have to book you out if you want to get in.
And then just so whole rig or moral, oh, no problem.
I totally understand.
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And I'm like, literally we have this conversation a week ago.
So then it happened again, third time, as a charm.
And I was actually able to get them in within like two days because I had a cancellation.
So I kind of got weird vibes already.
Like when he was sending the messages and he comes in and it's just flamboyant little skinny
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twink.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And so he comes in.
I take him back to the room and tell him like, you know, how to whatever you get on the
table.
I'm like, well, have you under the first two sheets?
I just go down to your underwear, how are you comfortable?
Bob a Bob.
I leave the room come back in and he is literally on top of all of the sheets and little American
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flags can be underwear.
And then I was like, why is that so unbranded?
I was like, here we go.
So I like politely say, oh, I'm sorry.
I will need you under the sheets though.
And I'm going to step out.
Let you get ready.
So it's like, I'm about to step out.
And then he jumps up off the table.
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And at this point, he's literally standing right beside me.
And he's like, he looks sideways at me and he looks up because he was like very short.
And he's like, do you want me to just take everything off?
And I was like, I was like, I know what I need to do under the sheets, please.
So then I'm like, I am going to step out of the room.
So I was, I kind of got firm with him at that point.
So I'm like, I know it is going.
So I step out of the room, come back in.
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And then I was like, how's the face dress?
Like are you comfortable?
And he just kind of like huffed and popped and I was like, motherfucker.
So I do the homicides professionally do everything I'm supposed to do and because I ain't about
that life.
So then I check him out.
He pays and everything.
And he just had this attitude of like, I didn't get what I want kind of thing.
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So then I mean, did he pay extra?
No, he did tip.
He tapped like 20% or whatever, normal.
And then the next day I woke up and like, I was like, eight, thirty in the morning or
sometimes getting ready for work.
And I get a one-star review from him.
And I was like, some of a bitch.
So I tried to report it through Google to say like it wasn't a valid review.
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It wasn't based on like my business ethics or anything like that, but they did not remove
it.
So I did apply to it here.
Okay.
I'm going to redo the reply.
You know what?
Well, you do that.
I should go on and leave you a review.
You should leave me a five star place.
Yeah.
No, definitely.
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I think I think a little bit.
Yeah.
I think Mo and I both should, but I think we're going to make sure that we say, you know,
and plus the ending was amazing.
Just just so he goes back and reads it.
And he's just jealous because he just felt like he wasn't good enough to get one.
I won't say his name, but yeah, I replied to it and I said blank.
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I find your one star rating misleading and confusing due to the fact that you left a
tip in voice that you were satisfied with your massage session when I asked you at the
end.
You never want to dress to concern with me or mentioned anything negative.
This is a all caps professional massage studio.
I know you may have hoped for more, but sadly that will not happen here.
You can find another establishment if that is what you desire because this is clearly
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not the one you were looking for.
I respond to both negative and positive reviews.
I cannot stop you from trying to hurt my rating online, but I will absolutely do everything
my power to defend my small business against someone who leaves a bugish review simply because
they did not receive the illegal service they were looking for.
It will be in your best interest to no longer interact with my business in the future.
Wow.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
Yeah.
But I wanted to reply that that way when other people see his one star review, they're
not, you know, it's justified and they're like, oh, well, that's totally understandable.
I'm still going to go to him, you know, right.
Yeah.
Man, that's crazy.
And then the fun part is he is a nurse.
He's like an interim.
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So he's here on like contract internationally.
And my best friend, Jessica, she works at the same hospital apparently and she was injured
from she's very clumsy.
I love you, Jessica.
So she fell in a pothole in.
Wow.
How do you do that?
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She had a large diet coke from McDonald's, she spilled it all over herself.
And then so she like fucked up her ankle.
And then she was on like desk duty basically and like a little small brick in room at hospital.
And her job for like two weeks was to go through the hospital system and deactivate ID cards
for people to get into the hospital if they have not been using them.
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She's like, well, if they have you use them in like two weeks or two months or something,
I have to like deactivate them and then they have to go to HR and get it reactivated because
obviously they should be using that to get into the hospital.
So like nurses and you know, whatever.
So she texts me and she's like, Hey, guess whose ID card just popped up in my system?
His.
And she's like, I'm going to deactivate it.
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And then every time he tries to reactivate it through HR, I'm going to deactivate it again.
So I was like, Oh my gosh, please do.
So I don't know if she actually did that, but it was hilarious.
I hope she did.
You got a real one.
And then she's like, what does he look like?
I'm going to go find him.
She was just trying to sabotage him.
So that's crazy.
How old was it?
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Uh, let's see like late 20s or early 30s.
That's crazy.
That's somebody, especially in that profession, would have that kind of expectation knowing
what it could do for them.
Right.
And I really like once I found out where he worked, I really wanted to contact hospital,
but I was like, yeah, whatever.
Well, you know that he found you because you're celebrity.
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I mean, that's really what it is.
Oh, okay.
I mean, you have this, you do.
You have this like secret life that like you're over there feeling up on people and little
did they know they might have seen you on pretty little liars or something.
Oh, okay, my bad.
I was on drop red diva.
I was in the courtroom.
Seans for that.
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So when I lived in Atlanta, where I'm from, I did movie extra work in addition to like doing
massage during the week.
So on the weekends, I would go to Atlanta because it was like the new hot Hollywood scene
basically.
Um, still is actually like there's a lot of movies and shows still from there, but I would
just go and do my little extra life and make a little side money.
Rubber elbows with the celebrity, you know, rubbing up on everything.
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I loved it.
That was fun.
I did, uh, I did drop that diva necessary roughness, which was like an old USA show.
Um, I was actually a massage therapist on that show, but I was just literally in the background
and pride it and see me.
And then the biggest movie I ever did was last Vegas.
So that was like Morgan Freeman, Deniro, um, Klein.
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Is it Michael Klein?
Uh, it was basically like, it was basically like the hangover with a bunch of old dudes,
but it was really, really cool.
Like that's where my favorite movie ever worked on.
Here's my thing.
Did you hear Morgan Freeman speak?
I met him.
I lived with a fucking hand.
That was the day I could have died.
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I literally shook a sand and I could have died happy that day.
Like we had a little conversation.
Oh my God.
It yeah, I have a funny story about him actually.
So we were on set of that movie, um, because obviously it wouldn't be around him any
other time in my life.
Yeah, we were just hanging up.
Um, we were on set and he was standing there.
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He was kind of like under the weather.
He had a cold that week when we were filming.
And we were resetting a scene.
So all the extras were on set with the actors and we were just like standing around waiting.
But we were at this little bar in the penthouse, which was supposed to look like it was in Las
Vegas.
But obviously we were in a studio in Atlanta.
And we were standing there and then he's like, can I, can I get something?
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And then his little publicist lady runs over and she's all like being serious with the
clipboard like, oh, yes, Morgan, what can I get you?
He's like, where can I get a boot job?
Morgan Freeman.
No, there's like these little slutty girls like behind the fake bar and they just like start
busing out laughing and then he's not laughing.
And all the extras around him are laughing.
And I was like, dude, he just, Morgan Freeman just asked for a blow job.
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And then this is before me too and all that, you know, and then he wasn't laughing and
then he was like, what's so funny?
And he actually said like, what's so funny?
And I'm like, oh my God.
He knows he's being hilarious, but he's keeping his cool.
It was really, really funny.
Like, I mean, do you think like because they're so used to literally being weighted on
hand in foot, like, do you think that he was literally expecting that possibly?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
Well, and then what really pissed me off is after that steam ended, it was like a two,
three hour or deal because when you're filming, it's like a 16 hour day easily.
And then all the extras went back to our little like, like caught our holding area.
So it's away from all the actors, of course, because they don't want to be bothered.
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So they were feeding us and everything.
And then one of my friends at the table, I was like, hey, you're a massage therapist, right?
And I'm like, yeah, he's like, you could have literally massage Morgan Freeman.
I'm like, what?
He's like, yeah, there was another extra on set and they were looking for massage therapists,
but you were already on your way back here.
And they were looking for like an actual license massage therapist because Morgan needed
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some shoulder work or neck work or whatever.
And they found this other extra that is one.
And he literally got to go back to like, Morgan's trailer and like with his people.
And I was like, mother.
No, I'm not.
So yeah.
Well, see, that's a life of a celebrity.
Now another thing that people might not know.
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And I remember you showing me this was you pulled out a CD of Justin Bieber.
Oh my God.
My world 2.0, I think it was.
Yeah.
And then you zoomed in or you will zoom in by putting it closer to my fucking face.
And then you were like, look at that right there.
Yeah, it was.
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Oh my God.
I forgot about that.
That was like 20 was a 2011 or 2012.
Yeah, it was somewhere.
I remember when it came out, like it was a promo on his website or something.
It was like, you can be in the album cover of the CD or whatever.
And you pay like, I think it was like 40 or 50 bucks.
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You get the CD and you upload a picture and then your picture goes into like the stupid album
cover of the like CD case.
And I was like, I'm totally doing that.
And then it was literally all these fans, pictures that had been submitted.
So then it was a big picture of him, obviously.
But then you could find your little.
It took me forever to find my damn picture though.
But once you found it, you were pointing it out.
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So that was not bad.
It's pretty funny though.
See fucking so totally forgot about that.
It's Justin Bieber gay icon.
No.
Man, you're not hesitant on that.
You don't think so, huh?
Absolutely not.
Okay.
All right.
If you asked my very fun boy and young brother, he would say yes because he was obsessed
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with them when he was well, your flamboyant young brother is wrong.
Yeah.
And Justin is not a, no.
In fact, I don't even think he likes gay people that much.
I don't think he does either.
No, no.
He's always looked like a lesbian.
So I mean, I guess the lesbian's all of them.
It was so funny.
I saw someone post the other day.
They said Justin Bieber nowadays looks like the same guy that would take younger Justin Bieber
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in a van.
And take him away.
And it's kind of true.
He does.
He looks homeless.
I can see that.
I can see that.
Yeah.
He's just, he's all ragged.
I always liked his music though.
I really have.
He does.
He does.
He does.
Now, maybe like some of his newer stuff, but like, I'm sorry, I wasn't bopping the baby or anything
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like that.
Okay, speaking of music art or so, like, Momo, have you heard of Teddy Swims?
I'm going to go with no.
Okay.
You need to look him up.
He's like up and coming, but I don't know.
He's getting, he's getting up there.
So Scottie had told me a couple of like several years ago, he's like, hey, there's
the sky.
He's up and coming.
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He's going to be really good.
He's amazing now, but he deserves to be signed and this and that.
And sure enough, he ends up getting signed.
And I guess has he released an album yet?
Or is there still a debut album?
I've tried everything, but there'd be.
Oh, is that literally the name of a new?
Yeah, it just came out on September.
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Oh, was it September 9th?
Oh, yeah.
No wonder I don't know who this is.
Well, I mean, he's been blowing up on like YouTube and like, he's got some big songs.
He did a song with Megan trainer last year.
I thought he said he was ahead.
I thought you said there was a big celebrity.
Oh, hey, no.
Wow.
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I understand, Megan trainer.
Well, hold on, but she writes a lot of songs for people.
Okay.
And I'll give her that credit.
Is that not going to look it up?
Well, he's got a viral song called lose control.
It's like his big song right now, but that song, oh, so freaking amazing.
But anyway, he's a personal friend.
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He worked with my sister-in-law in Georgia.
Oh, awesome.
Oh, see, I didn't know that.
I thought you just met him.
So you just met him.
I just had no connection.
Yeah, I thought you met him in a show or something.
Somehow I get to know all these famous people.
I don't know.
Man, look at you.
That's awesome.
No, he, they worked out this like pizza bar restaurant in Conor's, Georgia, which is
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a little small town down there.
And he would sing on his brakes or just do karaoke or whatever.
And we all told him, like my sister-in-law, because she worked with him a lot of times.
She's like, you need to like maybe pursue music in the future.
Like you got this so full raspy voice.
Like, it's so unique though.
He's so good.
It reminds me of jelly roll a little bit.
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Like, I mean, the raspyness, yeah.
Yeah.
I wish they would do a song together.
They're actually friends.
Like they, they know each other and everything.
That makes sense.
Yeah, but they would.
I mean, they're, he got signed to Warner Records, which is a huge label.
I mean, they have, they have some of the biggest names in the industry.
Well good for them.
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I mean, you know, he sounds like a cool dude.
I remember, see the whole thing though, as I thought you just had a thing for him because
he's like your type.
Like he's just a big old like beefy country boy with a beard.
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
Mamos over there.
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Googling right now.
Yeah.
What was the same again?
Teddy swims.
Yeah.
He's like, and anyone listening like go look him up.
I'm sure you've probably heard about him.
He's getting way bigger for sure.
But Mamos like, ooh, he and Teddy swims down my throat.
I'm, I'm trying to Google so quietly right now.
You did.
I should see it.
Well, seriously, that's the only reason why I thought that you, you know, had a thing
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for him.
And currently on his US fall tour.
So we just saw him in Tulsa.
Like, was it last weekend?
Yeah, last weekend.
Is he straight?
Yes.
I think you think?
I'm not going to say anything.
I mean, yeah.
You don't know?
Okay.
All right.
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He has a very interesting look.
You got to hear his voice like, ooh, what's he?
I'll have to do that after.
What's so interesting about his look?
Well, I'm seeing a lot of like a bandana type of situations.
I mean, he's got a base stats, but he's, his voice is like Angelic like the people see
him before they see him seeing it and then or hear him sing.
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And it's like, oh, I did not expect that.
And it's like, that's cool.
Well, don't you have his number?
Oh.
Well, I think we need to get him on the show then.
I mean, possibly.
Yeah.
He's done podcasting stuff.
And then I want to ask him if, you know, you're his tie.
Oh, I would never ask that.
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Now it's my head.
I would be asking all kinds of questions, but well, that's cute.
He's awesome.
He's very humble and like very loving.
He absolutely loves his fans and everything.
Yeah.
He definitely has that jelly roll vibe.
Like I could see them like, do in fact, I could see them doing.
I remember how like back in like the late 2000s or early 2000s, maybe like you had like a
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bunch of these rappers, they would go off and do things with their like bands and stuff.
Like they had their side gig, their side.
So like Eminem had what D12 was what it was.
Like I could see him and Joey Roll doing the same thing with their with a band of their
own.
I don't know.
Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part.
They'd be they'd be good together.
I think so.
I think it'd be real good.
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I don't know if I could see anybody like dressed up as him for Halloween or anything.
But you know, how are you going to look at the tattoos?
Teddy swims.
Okay.
Who is she?
Who is she?
Teddy swims down my throat.
Oh my god.
Oh, speaking of, well, not swimming down your throat, but I was talking about Halloween
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costumes.
I was talking about this earlier, but I just found this list of the top Halloween costumes
that have come out for this year.
Number one was Barbie and Ken.
Yeah, I can see that.
I can see that.
And then this one kind of threw me off, but Oppenheimer came in at number two.
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Really?
Yeah.
And obviously those are because the movies, the relevance, see there.
I mean, what are you dressing up as a bombshell?
No.
I mean, you know, if you put on a blonde wig, you could be a blonde bombshell.
See what I did there.
And the number three was Spider-Man.
Number four was Wednesday Adams.
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Of course.
Okay.
And number five was Super Mario.
Which makes sense because Super Mario movie came out.
What you put about Peach?
Well, I think it's all in the family.
Yeah, you can be.
I have a lot of Peach.
God.
You know, I have a tiff with Peach right now because I keep running across on TikTok.
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This person who is doing the NPC dressed up as Peach.
Okay.
Those, oh man, those videos are so bad.
They're cringey, man.
They're so bad.
I can't do it, but I see her and she, God, it's just so frustrating.
But the problem, I guess the good thing is that they're getting that money, but it frustrates
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the shit out of me because they're doing it in such a cringey way.
Hey, like I just, I mean, I want to do like TikTok lives and make money, but I don't want
to do anything.
We're like that.
Please do.
I probably won't make any money then.
But please do it.
Honestly, if you're good looking, just get on TikTok.
Just sit there.
I'm going to sound play.
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There's, there's you.
There's one guy.
See, Scottie's hot.
He, for real.
Like he could totally get on.
I mean, I'm on TikTok, but I don't have like gold content or anything.
I mean, that's not true.
That's not true.
I mean, I think it's had at least one viral video that we're aware of.
Yeah.
Literally me brushing my old car and it got 11.4 million views.
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It's $700,000.
What was the sound?
It was beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
Yep.
Let me see if I can play that.
Yeah.
You got to send that over to me.
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
Yep.
I don't like the cold.
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I hate the fucking snow.
It just has to go.
Of course.
Because I'm going to go fucking insane.
Yeah.
My car was like so covered.
So yeah.
Yeah.
I love the snow.
That's great.
Obviously up there where you're at.
Yeah.
We had 101 inches last one.
What the hell?
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And.
Yeah.
Is that enough for you?
Mm hmm.
It was just asking to take a sip of my wine.
Oh my god.
Well, you know what?
It's been an interesting show.
We talked about a lot.
If you are wanting to maybe ask us some questions, maybe book Scotty for a massage, you can
always go over to harshmd8.com.
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Yeah.
Sign up there.
We'll put my book in booking link on the website over there.
Absolutely.
We'll do that right there at the bottom and link.
And I included.
Yeah.
No, happy endings.
Unless there's a good tip, then you might just get the tip.
Just a tip.
And then we'll also put a link to a struggle book over there too.
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On the twitch, you can watch a little Mr. Momo over there.
Just do his thing.
Shake it out.
Yes.
Just don't get surprised in like a week or two when the name changes.
I don't want you to change the name.
I thought you were just going to do a rebrand and not the name change.
Well, see, I'm a little Momo everywhere except for on there.
Because it's like, what's up, everybody?
I'm a little Momo and welcome back to the struggle book.
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Oh my God.
I feel like it makes it confusing for no reason.
Jesus.
So you just want to have cohesive branding.
Basically, I get that.
All right.
Well, then I'm going to work on a logo for you then.
Ooh.
Oh, I'm already working on one, but thank you.
Okay.
Good.
Are you, are you drawing it?
Yeah.
Oh, well, why is it when I asked you to draw me a logo for the show?
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You were all hesitant, but you'll do it for everyone else.
This is for me.
And I'm going to vote on, I'll pick the one, but don't tell me who's is who's.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I think it might be obvious if he's drawn it.
Because mine's going to be more cut and clean and whatever, but.
Oh, fuck off.
I have like an 18 inch canvas I work on.
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I know, but that it looks like you drew it though.
It's what I'm saying.
Like you drew the struggle book one thing, didn't you?
No, no, that was my old co-host.
He drew that?
I was actually very against the pins he was using because I was like, they look awful.
Well, like they were very shaky and I was like, just, I went clean lines.
What are you doing?
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I, I, I, okay.
Well, whatever.
Anyway, I'll put a link down to his rebranded bullshit and you can go over there and play
with it and it didn't, or whatever you want to do with it.
Woo!
Okay.
All right.
Well, that's it for the podcast.
We'll see you guys next week.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
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