November 12, 2023 • 53 mins
Dive into a whirlwind of heartfelt tales, heated debates, and humorous anecdotes with Episode 13 of our podcast! Join Charlie, alongside the ever-entertaining Lil Momo and the candid Scotty, as they unravel a tapestry of topics that will leave you reflecting, laughing, and maybe even planning your next holiday.
First up, Scotty recounts a gripping story of a finger injury that turned a murder mystery event into a real-life conundrum, blending the lines between play-acting and genuine concern. As we navigate the twists and turns of his tale, we'll explore how unexpected events can sometimes bring us closer together.
Then, as the leaves turn and the air chills, Scotty shares a personal milestone - his birthday coinciding with Thanksgiving. We delve into the warmth of holiday traditions, the joy of shared birthdays, and the quirky customs that make every family unique.
Our hosts also open up about their upcoming travel plans, igniting the wanderlust in us all.
They'll share tips, excitement, and the occasional mishap that makes traveling an adventure worth taking.
In a shift to the more serious, we dissect the latest conspiracy theories swirling around Matthew Perry. It's a conversation that will have you questioning the fine line between public interest and private lives.
And finally, Lil Momo sparks a fiery debate on the treatment of service workers and the red flags it raises. We'll tackle the changing landscape of tipping culture and the respect we owe to those who serve us.
So, whether you're looking for a dose of reality, a sprinkle of star-studded gossip, or a reflection on social etiquette, Episode 13 has something for everyone. Tune in, join the conversation, and let's navigate the complexities of life together, one laugh (and maybe one cringe) at a time.
First up, Scotty recounts a gripping story of a finger injury that turned a murder mystery event into a real-life conundrum, blending the lines between play-acting and genuine concern. As we navigate the twists and turns of his tale, we'll explore how unexpected events can sometimes bring us closer together.
Then, as the leaves turn and the air chills, Scotty shares a personal milestone - his birthday coinciding with Thanksgiving. We delve into the warmth of holiday traditions, the joy of shared birthdays, and the quirky customs that make every family unique.
Our hosts also open up about their upcoming travel plans, igniting the wanderlust in us all.
They'll share tips, excitement, and the occasional mishap that makes traveling an adventure worth taking.
In a shift to the more serious, we dissect the latest conspiracy theories swirling around Matthew Perry. It's a conversation that will have you questioning the fine line between public interest and private lives.
And finally, Lil Momo sparks a fiery debate on the treatment of service workers and the red flags it raises. We'll tackle the changing landscape of tipping culture and the respect we owe to those who serve us.
So, whether you're looking for a dose of reality, a sprinkle of star-studded gossip, or a reflection on social etiquette, Episode 13 has something for everyone. Tune in, join the conversation, and let's navigate the complexities of life together, one laugh (and maybe one cringe) at a time.
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(upbeat music)
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- What's going on everybody?
It is the chat podcast.
Did he speak Charlie?
I've got the one and the only.
- Look, Momo.
- In the house, yeah, he's there.
And we've also got Scotty up in here too.
He's back after missing with us.
(00:23):
- Good.
- Last week.
- Yeah, had an injury.
(laughing)
So it's even more--
- It's not an injury.
- Yeah, it's even more funny hearing you say
you had an injury after I know,
well, about how it sort of how it happened,
but I am curious.
It was your Halloween.
You were out having fun and what happened?
- It was a Halloween.
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It was--
- Oh, was it?
- Yesterday made a week, so it was--
- Oh, yeah.
- No, whatever.
What happened?
- We just jumped right into this.
- I know, I know.
- It was a murder mystery and I was a fucking idiot
and ran up the stairs.
It was like the former governor's mansion,
however I live, and it's like a really, really old house,
(01:04):
really, really steep fucking stairs.
(laughing)
- Did you hold back?
- No, I tripped running up the stairs.
- Oh.
- And all my weight went onto my left hand slash pointer
finger and jammed it and bruised it
and my whole fucking hand is just like struggling.
And I'm a massage therapist, remember?
(01:24):
- Yeah.
- Not been a fun work week.
- But you're right handed though, right?
- Yeah, but I mean, I'm not your massage with one hand.
- Well, use your elbow.
- Where's your fist?
- I haven't used my elbow.
- On your finger?
No, no, like if he can't use his finger, then use your elbow.
- Oh, no, I've been using my other--
(01:45):
- Use your murder mystery that was just like a whole damn house.
(laughing)
- Yeah, it was really cool.
It was really fun.
My friend's daughter is actually the one that like
wrote the whole script and she did very detailed
character analysis and like it was probably like the best,
well, okay, it was my first one,
but probably the best one I've ever heard about.
So, see when y'all were talking about a murder mystery,
(02:08):
I thought y'all were talking like, oh yeah,
it was one of those like sit down at a table.
It's like, okay, this is like a murder mystery dinner.
- It's honestly like clue, but like in real life,
it's really cool.
- Well, that's so, I was the detective.
- Would you think they were playing like
Dungeons and Dragons version of murder mystery?
- Yes, so I was like, how did he hurt himself?
Did he get like a phone call?
(02:28):
- Yeah, so all of a sudden I just got up from the fucking table
and ran away up the stairs, like, he said, fuck y'all.
Oh my God.
So I was the detective and I was supposed to be getting like
clues and picking up on things and you know, whatever.
So everybody was downstairs and all of a sudden
a lady comes running down in character of course
and she's like, Ruth has been murdered upstairs,
(02:50):
like, oh no, whatever, you know?
And I'm like, well, I'm the fucking detective.
I gotta figure out who the hell is up there right now,
what clues are really in there?
So I bolt up the fucking stairs like an idiot
and everyone's behind me like calmly walking up the stairs.
So I trip and fall and I don't think anybody
realized like how bad it was and I get up the stairs
and I'm in a fucking days like I've never had the pain
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that I did and I felt nauseous immediately.
Like I turned white as a ghost and everybody ran into
the room where Ruth had just died or whatever was killed.
And so all of these like, there was like a coupling
around her, a pin, whatever, people were like trying to get me
to like write down clues and I'm just like about to pass out
and I was literally in the days where I was just like,
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oh my God, my hand, my finger, so fucking bad.
What do I do?
What's going on in my bath pass out?
I was starting to see little spots and I'm like, oh shit.
And then so I went out in the hallway, left the room
where I was supposed to be and I sat in like a chair
because I like, there was nowhere to sit in that room.
It was all taped off because it's like a former governor's
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match-in so you can't just sit on the bed.
So--
That's disappointing.
You couldn't rub one out sitting on the bed, right?
So I guess--
Not at a dinner party.
[LAUGHTER]
My bad, you got to have some truth.
Be quite the audience.
Yeah.
So it was hurting that bad that--
Yeah.
And I mean, I was like, did I just fracture it?
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Did I break it?
I didn't know.
I mean, I literally felt like I was about to throw up.
So I was sitting on the hallway in a chair.
And someone came out there and like, hey, aren't you
the detective?
And I'm like, just like Adam.
And I'm like, yeah.
And then they just didn't understand what was going on.
And I was like, not me being the detective just
show them the finger.
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And it looked normal.
But it definitely was really red.
And then it was a whole thing.
It really was not fun.
Oh my god.
So it's been bruised.
So how is it now?
Like, it's improved.
But I mean, I think it's like a deep bone bruise.
I'm not spending the money to go get an X-rayed,
(04:57):
because it's fucked up.
Yeah.
I mean, if it's fractured, they're just
going to tell me they're going to splinter
wherever which I've been wearing like a brace thing on it.
So--
I mean, come on, you're a massage therapist.
Certainly you've rubbed some elbows along the way.
And you know somebody that you-- hey, can I borrow your machine?
Can I borrow your machine?
Can you scan this for me?
Let me just borrow your X-ray machine.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, what?
I'm looking.
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You got to make connections, man.
I don't know who has connections like that.
Who has an X-ray machine?
Just said, do you have a portable X-ray machine?
Is there plutonium in that?
What's going on?
Wow.
Well, I mean, at least you're feeling better, though.
I mean, it's slowly improving.
It's been a--
Do you have the hubby rub it out for you?
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The finger.
Like massage your finger.
Not-- not.
[LAUGHS]
I'm sure that happens anyway.
He's like, you're being such a bitch about your finger.
I'm like, dude.
I'm a massage therapist.
I fucking need this.
I'm not able to give my full--
I don't feel like I'm able to get my full self right now
on a really messes on my head.
Just give everybody a small discount.
Because I can't wait to my fingers better.
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And I can be like--
I can be like 100% again.
He's like, I can't wait to do it.
It's one finger.
It's one finger.
Give them a 10%.
10% discount, absolutely.
Hey, there you go.
Yeah, see?
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Well, I'm glad that we got that out of the way.
At least your fingers on the men.
I sort of--
OK, well, hey, speaking of--
(06:24):
Well, actually, though, that's just bad.
I have fingers.
Yeah, speaking of fingers.
Somebody was pointing the finger at a little mama.
I got a message.
And by pointing the finger, I mean, they just
had a question for you.
It's really what it is.
They wanted to know--
I can't wait.
Wait, there's a question for me.
There is a question for you.
They wanted to know, how did you get the name, little mama?
Oh my god.
Is this an actual question?
Is an actual question.
(06:44):
Oh my god.
We haven't submitted online.
We can do.
You go to harshed.media or harshedmedia.com.
Click on the podcast page to the left.
And you can submit your questions, which again comes back
to the little mama.
How did you get that name?
God, I'm so excited.
OK, anyway.
Thank you so much for your question.
Yeah, they didn't leave their name.
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But--
OK, well, thank you anonymous for your question.
So a little mama, let's see.
So I was-- when I was at a high school,
I was 150 pounds.
I was very small.
And I just found out I was a homo.
And I was like, hmm, homo.
[LAUGHTER]
Wait a second.
But I was--
I feel like you've told me this before.
(07:26):
But I didn't realize the complex thought process
that you put into this.
This actually, that's a whole fucking thing.
So I was like, I'm a little homo.
All right, whatever.
I was like, I can't do that.
And I was setting up my Instagram and shit at the time.
Tells you how old I am.
Yeah.
And I was like, what's your name?
I was like, I'm little.
I'm a homo.
And I was starting to learn some Japanese.
And I was like, oh, momo means peaches in Japanese.
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And then I was like, oh, the peach emoji is like a little butt.
And I got it really tight.
I have a little butt.
It's like, I'm also a big bottom.
That works too.
So I was like, little homo, little momo, little butt.
And I was like, oh, this is great.
And then I found out later through, like, grinder,
BC, growl, or and all that goodness,
that momo in Hawaiian means sucky.
(08:12):
So it's just layers on layers.
Wow.
But you know, yeah, it is.
But the good thing is though, is that it all seems to work together for you.
Oh, it actually, it totally does.
Very cool.
At least my Instagram, all that shit's all little momo.
I love that.
I love it.
I love it everywhere.
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It's a cornicope flavor.
You got go on.
The gay onion.
The gay onion.
Wait a minute.
If I was a vegetable, would I be?
I think I'm onion.
I think of potato.
I think of potato.
No, potato.
Yeah, there's so many different forms it can take.
People think I'm Asian.
People think I'm Mexican.
People never think I'm white though.
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No, no, definitely not.
I remember when I saw you, when I first pulled up and I met you, and you were outside standing
there like a cute little buzz light your action figure.
Oh, fuck.
It was.
You were this cute, tiny little twink.
Yeah, you did.
You had a momo.
Oh, well, the butt had a momo.
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Yeah, you did.
That was the first thing I looked.
That's, yeah, it was a moment.
And that was the first thing I looked at.
That's what I always go to.
I got to look at your ass.
I'm an ass guy.
What can I say?
I think I'm going to start doing that.
Like for highlights, reels and shit on like the twitch and all that.
I'm like, momo mints.
Yeah.
All see?
Momo mints.
It's all coming together.
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Look at that.
It's like a little, it's your little gay moment.
You having a momo.
Yes.
I feel like what was your momo today?
And instead of a memo, you can have a memo.
Oh my god, yes.
Yes, yes.
We might be starting that one there.
I did.
I don't want to go on a tangent with this, but I did get a question from a coworker of mine.
Oh, good.
(09:56):
Because I was like, oh, yeah, like, here's what I do throughout the week.
And I mentioned the twitch.
And she was like, oh, do you have like a fan army?
I was like, oh, sweetie, I am nowhere near having a fan army or a fan army name.
Do you have an aunt?
I thought about it.
Which is going very well, by the way.
But she's like, well, if you could come up with a fan army name, what would it be?
I don't fucking know.
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The momentos.
Oh my.
Stop.
Stop.
The momentos.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I had another one there.
Yeah, yeah, the momentos.
Oh my god.
I like that.
We'll see.
Give me like another six years of getting the fan base together and then maybe I'll have one.
(10:39):
It might only be another six weeks at this rate.
I mean, you're getting questions here on the show.
People are wanting to know more about you.
I got a whole question, y'all.
It's a whole question.
It's your Grammy bitch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Beyonce could never.
Oh my god.
That's so sweet.
I love it.
Well, it is, you know, Halloween's done.
So no more murder mysteries are jamming the finger.
(11:00):
So that's okay.
We're moving on past that.
But also what we move into and it still kind of blows my mind just thinking about it.
Here we are the second weekend to Thanksgiving or close to Thanksgiving in November.
Wait, did you mean pre-Christmas?
Yeah, it's pre-yeah, it's yeah, we're getting what do they call that?
You're tailgating before the big holiday.
So this Thanksgiving is kind of like you're tailgating, right?
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You're pre-havocry up already.
I don't have a tree.
I have no I have puppies.
He shaves those.
Remember?
No bush.
Man, see, I don't I was watching my neighbor and he came home with a...
Of course you were watching your neighbor.
Well, I mean, I wasn't like, you know, peeping out the way.
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Okay, well, maybe I was, but I saw them pull up in there very, what was that movie?
National Lampoon's vacation station wagon, basically.
It was the modern version.
It was a Subaru, I think, but they had a tree on top.
Which maybe that was me.
You'd think so.
No.
(12:05):
They're Protestant.
But they had a Christmas tree on top and would it not die by Christmas?
I mean, I would think so.
I mean, I guess you put it in the little stand with water, but does that, will that help
it survive through Christmas?
I mean, it'll help it.
I don't know if it'll last up.
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You're talking like almost two months.
I know.
That's why I was shocked when I saw that.
Like, certainly they're not going to put a fake one up on top.
And well, maybe they bought it on Marketplace.
I don't know, but they could catch fire before Christmas.
So, oh my God.
So we could have a spectacular show.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I think it's gonna be lit.
(12:49):
I love a lit Christmas.
Oh, well, you know, they're out there looking for all of that.
But I mean, it's a question.
Before we get to Christmas, though.
Does anybody celebrate Thanksgiving?
Is that a thing?
Yes.
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't eat?
It's my birthday this year.
Oh, look at you.
(13:10):
Happy birthday.
How old are you going to be?
33?
Yeah.
Oh.
That's not like that.
Oh.
That's okay.
I won't know if that's like for another eight years, because I'm 25.
Oh, fuck up.
Are you actually going to get out of hate your lives?
They're horrible.
It is so horrible.
I thought about that the other day.
Like how much longer are you going to keep that going on?
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I will be on my deathbed being like, oh, Uncle Jake just celebrated his 50th 25th birthday.
50th.
Wow.
The 50th 25th.
That's insane.
That's not kid ourselves.
I won't get that far.
No, there's a lot going on there.
There's a lot going on there.
But is it too soon to put up a tree like before Thanksgiving or should you do it like after
(13:56):
Thanksgiving?
Is that still a thing?
I think it depends on your mental health.
Like if you need a baby.
Oh, your mental health.
What?
Yeah, because like so many people have the stress and depression.
Like if you need that joy, put it up.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, like you got all the seasonal depression.
Like, oh, look at that tree.
So much joy.
So much happiness.
It does a complete opposite to me.
(14:16):
It makes me miserable.
Well, I haven't had a tree in a number of years.
So.
Yeah, see, I had a little tree that I don't know where I got it from.
I think I got it TJ Maxx, but it was like a little tri brown tree.
No, it wasn't even that.
It was smaller.
It was like the size of a Yeti cup.
Oh, that was my tree.
You had a smurf tree.
(14:37):
Oh, I did.
I did.
Absolutely smurf tree.
Oh, my God.
Do they make those?
I'm sure they fucking do.
Oh, a lot.
I'm Googling this shit.
I wouldn't doubt it.
See, here's my thing.
I want a smurf tree.
I really wanted to tree the last two years, but my old roommate had two kittens.
And I had moved the year previously and he also had two kittens.
So I was like, I can't get a tree.
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So I thought about doing like the portal tree thing where like you hanging on the ceiling,
like having it going into the ceiling.
I have to come out of that.
I have to come out of that.
Maybe such a hassle though.
Just get a festive as pole.
Not a pole.
What?
He probably already has a pole.
I know you probably read it.
Fish and garland on it.
See, I write my man's pole.
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That pole.
Yeah, but it's got too much of a curve in it.
Oh, hey, it's a candy cane.
It's a candy cane.
[Laughter]
Yep.
All they do have a smurf tree.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
No, they don't.
It's just a blue Christmas tree.
Fuck that.
Yeah, what did you expect?
I don't know.
I wanted to.
Yeah, true.
What did I expect?
I don't know.
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A small blue tree, Christmas tree, smurf addition.
Perfect if you got the blues.
Oh, they do have one that has smurf's dancing around it, but I think it's an ornament.
Well, I have to figure that out.
I wouldn't mind one, though.
I guarantee Timo has one.
Oh, yeah, Timo has everything.
You also shop on that?
There was a moment where it was huge and everybody was on it and I saw nothing but orange
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trash bags delivered to people's doors.
Oh my God.
[Laughter]
Is this -- do people still use that?
I don't know.
How about some --
I know.
Would you buy Christmas gifts from Timo?
I ain't below it.
I think that does set the standard, though.
Like, that's pretty low if you're buying it on Timo.
(16:25):
Though it would probably be --
I've never used it.
Really?
No, I don't do a lot of online shopping.
I think Timo would be great for like a wide elephant gift stuff.
Yeah, I'm here wrong.
If Timo was like sponsoring, I would 100% be using them.
No.
To people.
The only problem is I think it's faster than wish, but it's still slow.
(16:49):
Err.
I think.
Yeah, it's still slower.
I just pulled Timo up and there are some little skimpy shorts that say, "I love my boyfriend
on the back."
Are you gonna get them?
Sexy.
I would ask to see him, but that might piss off your husband.
Your husband's husband.
Oh, I can send you a picture of him around Timo.
Well, I know that, but you're not wearing them, so that's the problem.
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Hold on.
What did you type in?
Nothing, I literally just opened Timo and there.
Tell me that app doesn't know who you are.
That's funny.
Algorithm, man.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not seeing anything good on here.
There's just a bunch of crap that just doesn't work.
I remember when it, I guess it was a couple months ago when everybody started using it and
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it was big.
I got nothing and I think I may have sent some to Momo, but those welcome or invites or
whatever.
I was using those and you got something that was typically like $70, you got it for like
a $20 bill and you got like a bunch of just shit.
(17:57):
And I think only one thing I got still works.
So typical Chinese Timo.
I have never been on here, but the first thing I see is like a sweater that's like, "Yes,
I'm cold."
That actually might be better for Scotty because then he could redo that viral TikTok
or wearing that sweater.
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Not doing that.
Why not?
You wouldn't relive it?
No.
Why not?
Because it was a bust.
No one's not.
What?
That's it.
Bitch, it got 11.4 million views and only 700,000 likes didn't get a million likes.
Oh no, you poor thing.
Well, you can only get 700,000.
(18:40):
Shit, but if it's kept a little bit of 4 million, like come on.
Go buy likes.
Just go buy them.
Even it out.
How dare you?
People do that all the time.
You need to have integrity.
Well, yeah, that's true.
You should have integrity, especially if it's a brand, you know, something that you're trying
to get behind.
Yeah, don't get me wrong.
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I have thought about buying some, but you know what?
You're probably going to buy some for only fans, aren't you?
Don't need to.
So you are already rich.
In video that we shot, it got like almost 40 buys in the couple weeks.
It's been out.
Yeah, so it's like how much was a video?
I think it was 14 or 15.
(19:23):
That's not bad.
That's what's up.
Yeah, no.
So like, do you guys do like the content where like people can like do custom requests?
Oh, absolutely.
What's like most of these?
I mean, why would you not you turn that down?
Well, I've had some people who wouldn't do it.
There's some very interesting requests that come through.
I was going to ask you what beat and all that.
(19:46):
I mean, most 99% of them, it's all on him, but he was like, Hey, I got, I'm sorry.
Hey, I got someone that wants me to do this thing and I need you to, you know, be there
for it.
And I was like, Oh, great.
I hate this.
What's the thing?
I can't tease us and then just I mean, I can't.
(20:10):
It was an instructional wedgie video.
Oh, what?
I like how to give it a fucking wedgie.
Yes.
You can find that shit on YouTube for free.
But you know, this way it's like, God, I don't ruin the moment.
You do it.
And now it's like, great.
You know, I'm glad he's a returning customer because he's done several customs.
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So I'm like, I hate this so much.
No.
Like you did it, though, right?
I mean, yeah, I did it, but I literally was like trying to avoid my face with the camera
as much as possible because I was like, I hate this.
So hold on, were you, were you giving him the wedgie?
No, he was giving them to me.
And I was like, I literally went through like all of my underwear.
(20:53):
I was like, what pay, or do I not care about the most?
And I was like, you're taking me to Mexican after this?
Oh my God.
I want to see the video.
Did I hurt?
Did I hurt?
No, I really didn't hurt that bad, but I'm also a little bit of a masochist.
I was going to say I wouldn't for you.
Why would a wedgie hurt?
A bit.
There's this thing called flossing.
(21:14):
Do you know what that is?
Apparently, I'm a noob when it comes to wedgie porn.
Explain.
Okay, this was not on the agenda for today.
I don't care.
I'm now.
I'm invested.
I've never seen wedgie porn.
I've just seen some extreme wedgies and they don't look too great.
I have seen them pop up on my searches and I'm just like, I don't know why you're here
to go away.
(21:37):
But flossing is apparently when you pull the front and the back and just rock it back and
forth.
It.
Okay, yeah.
Now that, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We googled every type of wedgie and we're like, which ones can we do?
Holy shit.
How many are there?
I think there's like nine different kinds.
We did like six.
What the fuck?
(21:58):
Well, because his customs are 10 minutes.
So it's like, you know, 25 bucks roughly for a 10 minute custom video.
I'm like, that's a really good price to be honest.
You deserve more than Mexican.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm kind of a little bit of a whore for Mexicans.
You probably deserve Mexican and then like come home and you tell me you're going to
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make some guac and margarita.
I am yours.
That's where I took him.
The first thing we got me was the Mexican food.
That was Mexican food.
Yeah, that was.
Yeah.
Man, the good old day.
The good old day.
I would have said, still, honestly, after that, you should have been shooting for like sushi.
Get you an expensive roll or something.
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I mean, maybe I should have, I probably should have.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's whatever his ass was a sushi with the underwear.
Okay.
All right.
Well, that's, I can't.
I can't.
That's so disgusting.
I literally, I'm just, all in my head, I'm just imagining skid marks.
Skid marks per day.
Oh, no.
I'm just saying, I will do whatever it takes to make some extra content like on my little
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project, my twitch, there's a crab brave.
It doesn't cost any money.
It's just channel points.
I will do my best to shake my ass in front of that camera every time.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I don't remember you ever talking about that.
It, well, I don't advertise it.
Well, you definitely should be advertising it.
Why would you leave that out?
It doesn't cost anything.
It's just like as you sit there and watch the stream or comment, you get channel points
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and 4,000 channel points which you get like 12 channel points for watching every like
minute or something.
It's like, okay, a thousand.
It's like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Yeah, just like that.
Just like that.
Okay.
Like, take talk live or whatever.
That's what I'm surprised you don't do more of.
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It's take talk live.
See, I need to post on TikTok more because then I definitely would.
Like, I get on there and I'm like, oh, look, I've got like 12 new likes on this
video that's got 90K and it's like the last video I shot from like two months ago.
See, but why would you do that?
And then you could also, you know, that's what people do.
That's what people do.
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Yeah, they get on live on TikTok.
They promote their Twitch and then they get those organic.
I am.
I am.
I'm TikTok.
Yeah.
I only ever went live once and it actually went super well and then I was scared to go live
ever again.
But you know, you're literally twitching though and you're on only fans.
So it's like, I know it doesn't make me speak talk about.
Yeah, it doesn't get anymore more shy than only fans.
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If you can handle that, you can handle anything.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm just, I'm a complicated person.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say so.
Oh, you definitely are.
Man, well, I just, I feel like I don't deserve to go live since I'm not posting.
So I'm like, I need to post, but I'm like, I need to make a thumbnail for this and
I got a record for this and I got to go do the only fans for this and what's the next
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game on the Twitch schedule.
No.
Find me at the struggle book on Twitch.
Phil, Phil, you kept the name.
I am keeping it until the end of this coming week because I'm doing a farewell stream with
my co-host and that's going to be, that's going to be the like, okay, like we're officially
changing the name.
Do you want to announce the name now or do you want to say otherwise they're going to
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like for a struggle book and they're not going to find it.
Yeah.
I will announce the name on the next episode because I am going between two different
names right now and I'm trying to put together the like channel graphic for it.
So it sounds like you just need like a break.
You just need to kind of like a vacation away from all this kind of clear your mind.
No.
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Are you going anywhere soon?
I'm going to bed later.
Who's this sounds exciting?
He worked hard on that one.
Sure the hell did.
Well Scotty you're the king of travel I think between the three of us.
I wouldn't say that.
Where are you going?
I'm a sanctuary so I do like to go.
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Next month Vegas.
Oh.
What's in Vegas?
I'm going to meet up with some friends there and then carry on to Wood.
Oh, okay.
I've only had a layover in Vegas.
I've never explored.
Really?
Yeah.
I want to Vegas once.
I've been there years.
I want to check out the spear though.
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That looks awesome.
I'm not going to lie.
That looks really cool.
You can do like an experience.
I think it's like 50 bucks or something.
Ignore me as I look up what this is.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Listen, oh, like you just never know anything.
Scotty, I think the one thing from what I understand you can do is you can pay.
I don't know how much it is.
It's probably not cheap, but you can pay to put an image up on the spear.
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There's like a giant bubble.
It is.
I'm not going to see a giant bubble.
It's different inside though.
Like it's really cool.
Yeah.
The inside's like an iMac.
I mean, it is basically.
It's too late.
I already closed the window.
But you can pay to put an image up.
And if you are going to be all over Justin Bieber's bullshit for life, then you can definitely
be on the spear.
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Could you imagine?
Listen to me.
Could you imagine?
How much does...
Hold on.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't mean this is worth every penny.
Could you imagine flying out from Las Vegas Airport and seeing Scotty's face just
staring at you?
Okay.
So I would enjoy that.
I would...
Oh my god.
You go viral.
I would be glad I'm leaving Vegas.
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You'd go viral.
People taking pictures outside the window of the plane.
And then they see your face staring up at him.
You paid too much.
Tell me.
Why did I immediately think of him like all the way up in the camera?
Yeah.
I know like his eyeball or something.
Yes.
Hold on.
Hey, I did a TikTok on that actually.
Of your eyeball?
Yeah.
Like if you go to my TikTok, there's literally...
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There.
Pull it up.
Of course.
That's the other way.
Wow.
That's incredible.
You were gay.
You were gay.
It was as soon as I opened a top.
You were such a homo.
Yeah.
So it says...
It's like my eyeball.
It was like a cap cut filter bullshit thing.
And it shows the Vegas sphere.
And it says when he has a business trip in Vegas, but you went...
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You rent the sphere to keep an eye on him.
Wow.
You can go see it.
I like the music.
That fits you pretty funny though.
Okay.
So it looks like...
If you wanted to...
Simu Simu Simu Simu Simu Simu Simu...
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Okay.
So it's only 450,000.
Yeah.
I'd rather have a house.
The full one day of advertising.
The full one day.
But listen.
No.
Actually, they do have like a...
It's not advertising, but like you can put your...
Your picture up on there.
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And I think it's like...
It's actually more affordable, but not.
It's like a grand.
[laughs]
So...
You know, someone's going to use that to propose like...
Oh, I have a lot.
I'm just...
Have they haven't already?
That's...
How new was the thing?
It just opened like a couple months ago.
Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
Yeah, it's...
I mean, you see it.
I mean, it's huge.
I mean, yeah, it's fucking huge.
It's literally a giant fucking wart in the middle of the city.
[laughs]
Not the wart.
Oh, that's...
You know what?
If I just...
If I won the lottery and I just had money to waste, that's what I would do.
I would go to the Kiosk, upload a picture of a wart.
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And just...
Why not?
Do you want to have a link to harsh media?
No.
No, that's too pretentious.
My ass would.
That's...
Sphere, uh, Kiosk.
Do they have layaway?
Oh, I can...
Can I...
Can I...
Can I...
Are they payment plans for this?
A firm...
Poor paying...
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[laughs]
Yeah.
Yeah, it's...
It's everything's on a firm these days.
It's like, uh...
It's $450,000.
Like, what if I paid over the course of 45 years, a grand every year?
Well, but that's...
That's for one...
What's that?
That was one day of advertising.
On the sphere.
That's why you...
It's why you see just an eyeball up there most of the time.
Nobody's paying for that.
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All I'm shows at the sphere.
You know who I want to see at the sphere, though?
I think would be awesome.
It's like, uh, change-mokers.
Great news, fairs.
No, fuck her.
[gasps]
Change-mokers, yeah.
Change-mokers would...
Would kill it.
You two...
Boring.
I don't even like any other music, best.
I'm sorry.
Years and years and years and years and years ago, when you two, like, forced every iPod
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to download one of their albums, I have still never forgiven them for that.
That's hilarious.
Really?
You immediately delete it?
Or did you keep it on there and actually look at it?
No, no, I didn't.
Mm-hmm.
I deleted that and then I went and gave them a bad review.
[laughs]
I deleted it.
Don't buy this iPod.
Let me tell you why.
No, just like, how dare you put your shit on my iPod?
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Wow.
Yeah, I mean, it was...
Yeah.
I was not...
Pretentious jackasses.
Well, I mean, they got money.
Yeah.
That's true.
Who was that at the time?
It wasn't Tim Cook.
It was Steve Jobs.
Yeah.
He was a fan of you, too.
That must be a lot.
He was still stupid.
All right.
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So here's something I'm...
I don't know if I'm really sad about it.
Honestly, it would be rude to me to say that I didn't care.
But with Matthew Perry's death, you know, was there something else that was going on?
Scott, you mentioned that there was a conspiracy.
I haven't heard that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's something good like American Dad.
Well, that, too.
But I've already caught up on all that.
I've seen every episode multiple times.
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Oh, did you see the Zoink episode that just came out?
Okay.
Well, you got me there.
There you go.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Okay.
Would you pop my word?
Is that what that was?
Oh.
Well, what's the conspiracy with Matthew Perry?
What did I miss?
I don't know.
I already knew stuff about the whole Epsin Island stuff and he had some dirt on some high level
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people.
Oh, he knew?
Kind of like the whole of you cheating, you know?
That is such a random person to know shit about that because I had to look up who that
was.
I was like, I know his face, but who are you?
When I first heard, when I got the notification on my phone from TMZ that he died, I, I did, I
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had to go, I knew the name and I knew he was part of friends, but I couldn't remember.
I couldn't put the face with the name.
And then he was actually the most iconic character.
Uh, I'd say outside of Jennifer Aniston, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
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Who played Phoebe?
No one?
Okay.
Yeah.
I was like, I know you ain't asking me.
I don't remember.
Well, but she was also kind of popular.
It was in a, no, not Gwyneth Paltrow.
She was an easy A.
That's all I know.
She was like, Oh, I'm just, I'm just drawing a blank.
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That's how much I care.
None.
Yeah.
I've never been a friend.
I did.
I did see, uh, there was a TikTok that popped up about his home.
And so they were showing like the Zillow posting of it.
And you could, it was actually kind of eerie because you could see the hot tub that he died
in.
So if you were to pay the six million for that house, would you still keep that hot tub
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and, oh, no, no, you have a new one put in or would you just get rid of it all together?
Because they're what?
I know what you keep that.
That's bad.
Ju-ju.
Is it?
It's not like he was there long enough to start decaying inside of it.
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She was Lisa Kudrow and she was actually a massage therapist on the show.
Oh, never heard her name before.
Well, I know her because she was also in Glee a lot.
Yep.
Yeah, whatever.
She's okay.
I heard she was kind of a bitch.
No, she wasn't.
I heard she was a bitch.
No, no, not that part.
I don't care about that.
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She wasn't on Glee.
Yes, she was.
Gwyneth Paltrow was on Glee.
But Lisa Kudrow made an appearance too.
As who?
She had, I don't remember.
I don't have my Glee shit up her nose.
How to say because Gwyneth Paltrow was a substitute teacher in several episodes.
Okay, well maybe that was it.
They look alike.
Sort of.
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I mean, if you're half blind, maybe.
Doesn't Gwyneth Paltrow, didn't she come up with a whole line of candles that smell like
pussy?
I don't fucking know.
You think I keep up with Paltrow?
No.
Seriously, she came out with a line of candles that smell like vagina or something.
That's disgusting.
I know.
Who wants to smell?
I'd rather get a candle that smells like taco smell.
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So is it like salmon?
Albacore.
Albacore.
Albacore.
Gwyneth Paltrow, the giant candle.
Gwyneth Paltrow candles.
The giant candle on sale on Timo.
Great.
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Now it's going to be on my search history forever.
Yep.
Why is Gwyneth Paltrow smelling?
Yeah, she's selling a candle that smells like her vagina.
Yeah.
Oh, so it smells just like hers.
Like what does that mean?
Is it going to be like filled with, you know, pupery, essential oils?
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Uh, rose.
In fact, the kind of color.
So did she have some kind of like, um, chemists like get down there and smell it to like
make the scent?
Or why not just put some summers eve inside of a candle and call it a day?
Or what if you just don't make a candle that smells like that?
I agree.
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I would want one to smell like your penis.
I mean, not yours, but I mean, just maybe one in general.
Not one that was uncut.
Speaking of.
Oh, it smells like that cheese.
It smells like Dupurry Cheddar.
Ew, go.
Ew.
Oh my god.
I keep that shit cleaned down there.
Yeah.
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Your friend comes over and like, oh, welcome to my new home.
Why does it smell like cheddar cheese?
Oh, it's my, um, uncircum sized candle.
Oh, my uncircum sized candle.
Hey, that would be beautiful though.
Could you imagine like a candle?
Is it melt?
As it melts?
As it melts?
Like, it's just like this candle and penis starts to appear.
Oh my god.
We're on to something.
I think we're on.
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Oh, yes.
We need to patent this.
I know.
Right now.
What is so sad?
I'm sure there's a market for that type of shit.
Yeah, me.
I buy it.
Oh, there's so many.
I'm gonna buy that.
I thought about, it looks like an elephant trunk and has it melt.
It's like a beautiful head.
What is that website where people can get mocked penises after like animals and shit?
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Ew.
What?
What are you looking at?
Yeah.
Don't question me.
No, it's, it's, what, how often do you have to scrub your search history?
There's, he's the incognito window.
It goes away instantly.
No, it's, it's the, god, what is it?
What do they call that?
It's like, I think only you would know.
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So.
Yeah.
I don't.
I've, listen, my Call of Duty lobbies are really wild.
So.
Look, I prefer a man's penis, a human man's penis.
Thank you.
Well, they're made like after mystical beasts and stuff like that.
Oh, yes, because I always want to know what a jabber walkie's dick is like.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
What would jar jars look like?
Me's a stick at the Bahia.
Oh, my god.
Please let me hear that one more time.
How did that go?
Me's a stick at the Bahia.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'd imagine his is kind of like a cat.
It's very sandpaper-esque looking, you know?
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Or if it's like Darth Vader's, it's just like a lightsaber, which I'm sure that already
exists for all the Star Wars fans.
Like Darth Maul's just having some little baby horns at the end.
Yeah.
It just like hooks you and won't let you go.
Oh, god.
No, that's that I can't.
I can't.
But yeah, there's there.
And I think the reason I only know this is because somebody told me that the one that
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they have is called the Rex.
And it is this.
I like to see Rex.
No, that's just the name of the brand.
It's for the kind, but it's like there's several models of that name.
And it it's like there's one that's like I got got to find it.
I got to find it.
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You don't have to.
No, I do.
This is this is where we're going to sell our candles.
So well, that's what I'm saying.
Like there's there.
There's a market for the oh bad dragon.com.
That's the website.
Of course.
Yeah.
You found that so fast.
I did.
It was in my license.
It was right there.
It's even bookmarked.
I hate you both.
I truly do.
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It's a favorite.
It is not.
It is not a favorite.
But it will be another.
Like he's trying to find it.
And it's literally a bookmark.
He's like, Oh, there it is.
Okay.
There I just in it to you.
So that's that's one.
I want this.
This one is called Rex the German Shepherd.
I'm not looking at it.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
The German Shepherd.
The German Shepherd.
So apparently it's a.
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Oh, okay.
You see it?
Yeah.
But look at all the cool different colors.
Now this one guy said that he gets them and just collects them.
So he's got like a shelf of them.
You know, you can even choose your size.
Okay.
There's an extra large for a hundred and thirty five.
To get these exact shapes and anatomy and all that correct.
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Like, you cannot tell me someone is going out there and like getting the shapes of these
like, well, a lot of them don't exist.
Look at Stator the stone weaver.
Well, when it says German Shepherd.
Okay.
Well, that one's obviously a one off.
And of course the first color on it would be a solid red color like a fucking red rocket
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on a dog.
Yeah.
Like the little lipstick.
You know, speaking of dogs, I have two.
What are they?
They're not corgis.
What the hell are they?
Comoranians.
You must love them very much.
You don't know what the fuck they are.
No, they're not.
They're not my dogs.
They're not mine.
Well, the one keeps pissing everywhere.
So I'm like, I love you when you're being a good boy.
You can see them on stream every now and then, but they fuck constantly.
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Both boys.
Yeah, you guys are doing only fans.
So what the hell are they supposed to look?
I'm just saying like I was laying down and you just hear that.
That is sound like a nineteen.
I literally sat up and bet I looked over.
And like the one dog is just laying on his back smiling and shit.
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The other one's just going.
They probably have a little camera hidden somewhere that you don't even know about and
they got their own website like only pause or some shit.
Stop.
There's this guy that I follow.
He's so funny.
He actually made an only fans himself, which is great because he's hot.
But there was a seagull that comes to his window.
And so he's now dubbed.
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Fuck.
It calls the seagull Stephen.
And so now there's Stevens only feathers.
So it's really quite not only feathers.
Yeah, quite the circle there.
Wow.
Meanwhile, I'm just over here sending you pictures of all these different fantasies.
Fantasy.
Our show totally went off the rails just so you know, which I share your where it totally
did.
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And one thing I did want to bring up was and this is because he works in the food industry.
And I was kind of irritated about this too because I see so many people comment on light
tipping and stuff like that, especially when it comes to light door dash stuff.
It's so frustrating to me when I see somebody not tip for door dash.
Oh my god, yes, because if you have the money or maybe the laziness, I don't know,
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maybe probably both to have that delivered to you, the least you can do is to tip your
driver.
So here's the thing.
And this is what argument I hear a lot of people doing is they'll be like, well, door
dash charges an extra 15 to 20% off of the restaurant's prices plus the delivery fee
plus you're expected to tip.
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So I don't feel like I should tip and I'm like, then go get it yourself.
It's cheaper.
It's like, and you don't have to inconvenience somebody else.
You're paying for convenience is what it is.
Yeah, I mean, basically, because like I went to order some fucking Chipotle by the time
it was one burrito by the time I had the tip and everything, it was $30.
I was like, no, I don't want it that bad.
That sounds right though.
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But I'm just like as someone who works in food, I'm just like, if you want to pay for
that convenience, you got to pay for that convenience and you need to tip your people out.
I mean, it's sad because companies should be paying a livable wage.
Well, they have to.
But at the same time, every company will be like, oh my God, we just got our highest sales
revenue ever.
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My brother works in some kind of construction field way up there.
And he was like, oh, yeah, we're 15% above last year's numbers and it's the highest ever.
And I was like, oh, did you get a bonus?
No, I got an email that said, congratulations team.
They got a pizza party.
They got a pizza party, yep.
Exactly.
I don't think he even got that.
Not even a cupcake party, nothing.
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I don't think he got shit.
See, that just blows my mind.
At the end of the day, it all goes to the top, to the bottom line, to the top guy at, you
know, and it's frustrating.
My thing is, is my old boss, he quit working months and months and months and months and
months ago, almost at the beginning of the year.
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I was doing his job, my job, training extra people, and I asked him for a raise.
Do you know how long we fought for me to get a dollar 50 raise?
We had like damn near knockdown dragouts in the office for probably three months before
he would give me my raise.
It just, but what I was making?
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What?
I was making $15 an hour.
Wow.
And then you got states like here in Texas, where it's still at $7.25.
But the thing is, is like, I was running a store.
And there are managers here running a store that are getting paid $8 an hour.
It's also frustrating when I see like on Indeed or anything like that and people are like,
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"Yeah, you'll start out at $9 an hour."
And then after six months of service, your rate will go up to 50 cents more.
Yeah.
Like, wow.
See, my old boss, he was like, "I can buy a pizza."
He would fuck people up.
Because our job or my job, it included tips as well, which on average was like $3 to $4 an
hour because it was split out between everybody.
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But basically, he'd be like, "Oh, yeah.
You guys can make like $14 an hour starting off."
And I was like, "You need to tell them that's with tips included because during the interview,
we always tell them, "Oh, yeah.
You can make tips here."
So they're thinking, "Oh, I can make $18 an hour slicing out sandwiches."
It's like, dude, you have to let them know.
He was like, "No, I don't."
And I'm like, "Well, they don't be surprised when they all keep fucking quitting."
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Yeah.
Yeah, they wonder why they can't find good help.
And, you know, it starts at the top, right?
I mean, obviously, if you're not going to be honest with them up at the front, I sure
is hell wouldn't stay on board.
It's like, one of the GM's, because I talked to both of them.
But he messaged me.
I was like, "Hey, I'm sick as a dog.
I call boss man."
And he said, "Sorry, I'm busy."
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And I'm like, "How sick are you?"
I almost passed out. I literally had to sit down for 15 minutes while I was trying to
help a customer.
And I literally had to walk away and sit down because I was about to pass out.
And I was like, "You know what?
I'm not doing anything.
I got my uniform.
I'll just come in and help you, all right?"
Oh my God.
And I'm like, it is sad that they have to call people that are no longer working in their
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field technically because the boss man literally does not care.
Boss man, that was woman, boss, whatever pronouns you have.
I'm not picky.
The boss person.
Yeah. Boss individual.
It's God of you.
It's just you, right?
That's your business.
You work there.
You don't have any other employees, right?
Nope.
But if you did, how would that work in your industry?
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Like when I worked at a spa before going out of my own, it was like a 60, 40 split, which
I did not agree with.
That's kind of crazy.
I've in the room doing all the work.
And it's like, yeah.
So.
That's like, well, if I need to buy my own sheets and oil and all that shit I will,
because I don't agree with 60, 40.
Yeah, that's nuts.
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That's what attorneys take from an accident.
That's the split on that.
That's crazy to me.
So as an O-brainer when I decided to do my own thing, I'm like, yeah.
And so you rent your own space and all that.
Yep.
That's awesome.
That's cool.
And how long have you been doing that by yourself?
(47:34):
One month before the pandemic.
So.
That's crazy.
2020.
Really bad time.
I mean, to start.
Yeah.
So then you had to shut down for like these three months, three months at least.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's all going good now, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
(47:55):
As long as you don't get a, you know, a little skimpy twink boy up in there or a jam
finger or a jam.
Or a jam.
But then, you know, you just jam with your elbow.
I need to get rid of this bad dragon website.
It's just staring at me in the face.
Please do.
Yeah.
I just looked over and I just have this dragon wee wee pointing at me.
Stop.
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No.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Y'all to look those up.
I want a horrible website.
No, I think you should.
Hey, you know what?
If you use that for your only fans, I'm just saying.
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
I would rather make a mold out of my butt hole and feed them to people at a party.
Can you do that?
I have.
There's like, yeah, no, there wasn't there a company where you can have like chocolates made
(48:38):
like your ain't.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I've never seen that.
But can't you chocolate, Dicks, chocolate but holes, whatever.
Oh, my God.
That would be great.
I would almost buy that.
I would do it.
I would do white chocolate though.
So it looks bleached at least.
I don't want to be brown.
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Yeah.
No, not even a little tan.
No.
You know what you should do?
You should get them done in like regular chocolate, but then do like a little drizzle of white
chocolate coming out of the but hole.
No, you know, just start just to get cream filled.
Oh, yeah.
Like you're right into it.
Yeah, when you bite into it, it's like, gushers.
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I did someone last night on the Call of Duty lobby get pissed at me or not really mad,
but they, they shamed me.
They can't shamed me because I'll eat booty, but I won't touch a foot.
What?
Peter fucking disgusting to me.
I can't do it.
I touch them like all day, every day, so it doesn't bother me.
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Yeah.
Well, you get money from that.
This is the pleasure I get from it is not existent.
Like I just, I can't comprehend that, but I'll tongue down that booty hole if you get out
of the shower and I know you clean.
But if you just come over and I don't know where you've been, like where you've been
walking, I ain't touching those feet.
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I don't even get that, but actually I'll be honest.
So the guy that I was telling you about, he had not just come out of the shower, but he
was clean.
I could tell he was clean because you know, you reach around, you know, you're messing
around.
You do like the double tap with your fingers and then you just gently, you know, inconspicuously
smell them, you know, just to make sure.
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No, you, oh, right.
And it was fine.
It was fine.
There was just a little bit of that, that I've been working all day must.
So it was okay.
It was fine.
It was fine.
It was good.
It was, it was kosher.
That was okay with it.
And, and I didn't have to worry about getting any, um, I think MoMo checked out.
(50:47):
Yeah, he did.
Hold on.
Uh, I'm back.
See, that happens when, uh, when you're on Wi-Fi.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I do.
I do.
I 100% do.
I don't think you do.
What was the last part you heard, uh, that you will eat but hope that you won't touch
a foot?
Oh, yeah.
Well, that sums it up.
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Well, I was just saying, like, you know, to find out because the guy who came over that
I was telling you about last week is, you know, he obviously didn't get out of the
shower, but I did the little reach around in the double tap down there on, on the booty
hole and I did the inconspicuous sniff.
As, yeah, and it was fine.
I, I, I've tongue punched that fart box, but it was all good because I didn't have to worry.
(51:28):
I did have to worry about, you know, any, any, uh, floss or anything like that, but I
were killing it.
No, he had a good balloon knot.
I was, I was proud of it.
Tasty.
Would you make, would you make chocolates out of it?
No, yeah, I would absolutely.
It was, it was one of those sprinkles on there and make it look like hair.
There was a little bit of like, like, must, like sweat, like you could tell like he'd,
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you know, he'd been sitting on a car ride.
I mean, I definitely used some brown listerine afterwards and burned it all the way, but, you
know, it was all kosher.
Well, on that note, we'll end it now.
I hope everybody has a good day.
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I know, uh, Scotty's got to go to an open house.
I don't know what the fuck that's about.
Hopefully you get the tongue punched, a balloon knot over there and let's just like a luxury
apartment walk through.
I just want to check them out.
That's all it is.
Hey, hopefully they have an elevator or not stairs because, um, who's free that one?
I don't know.
Oh, how luxury is luxury?
What are we talking here?
What's the rate?
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I know some of them are like 2000 over.
All right, we Gucci.
Oh, okay.
All right.
That's good.
I guess.
Send me pictures.
I want to see.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
Well, y'all have fun.
Um, but, um, I'm going to be a little bit more, um, I'm going to be a little bit more
Send me pictures I want to say all right cool. All right, y'all have fun?
Well, yeah, catch you later
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- What's going on everybody?
It is the chat podcast.
Did he speak Charlie?
I've got the one and the only.
- Look, Momo.
- In the house, yeah, he's there.
And we've also got Scotty up in here too.
He's back after missing with us.
(00:23):
- Good.
- Last week.
- Yeah, had an injury.
(laughing)
So it's even more--
- It's not an injury.
- Yeah, it's even more funny hearing you say
you had an injury after I know,
well, about how it sort of how it happened,
but I am curious.
It was your Halloween.
You were out having fun and what happened?
- It was a Halloween.
(00:44):
It was--
- Oh, was it?
- Yesterday made a week, so it was--
- Oh, yeah.
- No, whatever.
What happened?
- We just jumped right into this.
- I know, I know.
- It was a murder mystery and I was a fucking idiot
and ran up the stairs.
It was like the former governor's mansion,
however I live, and it's like a really, really old house,
(01:04):
really, really steep fucking stairs.
(laughing)
- Did you hold back?
- No, I tripped running up the stairs.
- Oh.
- And all my weight went onto my left hand slash pointer
finger and jammed it and bruised it
and my whole fucking hand is just like struggling.
And I'm a massage therapist, remember?
(01:24):
- Yeah.
- Not been a fun work week.
- But you're right handed though, right?
- Yeah, but I mean, I'm not your massage with one hand.
- Well, use your elbow.
- Where's your fist?
- I haven't used my elbow.
- On your finger?
No, no, like if he can't use his finger, then use your elbow.
- Oh, no, I've been using my other--
(01:45):
- Use your murder mystery that was just like a whole damn house.
(laughing)
- Yeah, it was really cool.
It was really fun.
My friend's daughter is actually the one that like
wrote the whole script and she did very detailed
character analysis and like it was probably like the best,
well, okay, it was my first one,
but probably the best one I've ever heard about.
So, see when y'all were talking about a murder mystery,
(02:08):
I thought y'all were talking like, oh yeah,
it was one of those like sit down at a table.
It's like, okay, this is like a murder mystery dinner.
- It's honestly like clue, but like in real life,
it's really cool.
- Well, that's so, I was the detective.
- Would you think they were playing like
Dungeons and Dragons version of murder mystery?
- Yes, so I was like, how did he hurt himself?
Did he get like a phone call?
(02:28):
- Yeah, so all of a sudden I just got up from the fucking table
and ran away up the stairs, like, he said, fuck y'all.
Oh my God.
So I was the detective and I was supposed to be getting like
clues and picking up on things and you know, whatever.
So everybody was downstairs and all of a sudden
a lady comes running down in character of course
and she's like, Ruth has been murdered upstairs,
(02:50):
like, oh no, whatever, you know?
And I'm like, well, I'm the fucking detective.
I gotta figure out who the hell is up there right now,
what clues are really in there?
So I bolt up the fucking stairs like an idiot
and everyone's behind me like calmly walking up the stairs.
So I trip and fall and I don't think anybody
realized like how bad it was and I get up the stairs
and I'm in a fucking days like I've never had the pain
(03:12):
that I did and I felt nauseous immediately.
Like I turned white as a ghost and everybody ran into
the room where Ruth had just died or whatever was killed.
And so all of these like, there was like a coupling
around her, a pin, whatever, people were like trying to get me
to like write down clues and I'm just like about to pass out
and I was literally in the days where I was just like,
(03:34):
oh my God, my hand, my finger, so fucking bad.
What do I do?
What's going on in my bath pass out?
I was starting to see little spots and I'm like, oh shit.
And then so I went out in the hallway, left the room
where I was supposed to be and I sat in like a chair
because I like, there was nowhere to sit in that room.
It was all taped off because it's like a former governor's
(03:55):
match-in so you can't just sit on the bed.
So--
That's disappointing.
You couldn't rub one out sitting on the bed, right?
So I guess--
Not at a dinner party.
[LAUGHTER]
My bad, you got to have some truth.
Be quite the audience.
Yeah.
So it was hurting that bad that--
Yeah.
And I mean, I was like, did I just fracture it?
(04:17):
Did I break it?
I didn't know.
I mean, I literally felt like I was about to throw up.
So I was sitting on the hallway in a chair.
And someone came out there and like, hey, aren't you
the detective?
And I'm like, just like Adam.
And I'm like, yeah.
And then they just didn't understand what was going on.
And I was like, not me being the detective just
show them the finger.
(04:37):
And it looked normal.
But it definitely was really red.
And then it was a whole thing.
It really was not fun.
Oh my god.
So it's been bruised.
So how is it now?
Like, it's improved.
But I mean, I think it's like a deep bone bruise.
I'm not spending the money to go get an X-rayed,
(04:57):
because it's fucked up.
Yeah.
I mean, if it's fractured, they're just
going to tell me they're going to splinter
wherever which I've been wearing like a brace thing on it.
So--
I mean, come on, you're a massage therapist.
Certainly you've rubbed some elbows along the way.
And you know somebody that you-- hey, can I borrow your machine?
Can I borrow your machine?
Can you scan this for me?
Let me just borrow your X-ray machine.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, what?
I'm looking.
(05:18):
You got to make connections, man.
I don't know who has connections like that.
Who has an X-ray machine?
Just said, do you have a portable X-ray machine?
Is there plutonium in that?
What's going on?
Wow.
Well, I mean, at least you're feeling better, though.
I mean, it's slowly improving.
It's been a--
Do you have the hubby rub it out for you?
(05:40):
The finger.
Like massage your finger.
Not-- not.
[LAUGHS]
I'm sure that happens anyway.
He's like, you're being such a bitch about your finger.
I'm like, dude.
I'm a massage therapist.
I fucking need this.
I'm not able to give my full--
I don't feel like I'm able to get my full self right now
on a really messes on my head.
Just give everybody a small discount.
Because I can't wait to my fingers better.
(06:01):
And I can be like--
I can be like 100% again.
He's like, I can't wait to do it.
It's one finger.
It's one finger.
Give them a 10%.
10% discount, absolutely.
Hey, there you go.
Yeah, see?
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Well, I'm glad that we got that out of the way.
At least your fingers on the men.
I sort of--
OK, well, hey, speaking of--
(06:24):
Well, actually, though, that's just bad.
I have fingers.
Yeah, speaking of fingers.
Somebody was pointing the finger at a little mama.
I got a message.
And by pointing the finger, I mean, they just
had a question for you.
It's really what it is.
They wanted to know--
I can't wait.
Wait, there's a question for me.
There is a question for you.
They wanted to know, how did you get the name, little mama?
Oh my god.
Is this an actual question?
Is an actual question.
(06:44):
Oh my god.
We haven't submitted online.
We can do.
You go to harshed.media or harshedmedia.com.
Click on the podcast page to the left.
And you can submit your questions, which again comes back
to the little mama.
How did you get that name?
God, I'm so excited.
OK, anyway.
Thank you so much for your question.
Yeah, they didn't leave their name.
(07:05):
But--
OK, well, thank you anonymous for your question.
So a little mama, let's see.
So I was-- when I was at a high school,
I was 150 pounds.
I was very small.
And I just found out I was a homo.
And I was like, hmm, homo.
[LAUGHTER]
Wait a second.
But I was--
I feel like you've told me this before.
(07:26):
But I didn't realize the complex thought process
that you put into this.
This actually, that's a whole fucking thing.
So I was like, I'm a little homo.
All right, whatever.
I was like, I can't do that.
And I was setting up my Instagram and shit at the time.
Tells you how old I am.
Yeah.
And I was like, what's your name?
I was like, I'm little.
I'm a homo.
And I was starting to learn some Japanese.
And I was like, oh, momo means peaches in Japanese.
(07:48):
And then I was like, oh, the peach emoji is like a little butt.
And I got it really tight.
I have a little butt.
It's like, I'm also a big bottom.
That works too.
So I was like, little homo, little momo, little butt.
And I was like, oh, this is great.
And then I found out later through, like, grinder,
BC, growl, or and all that goodness,
that momo in Hawaiian means sucky.
(08:12):
So it's just layers on layers.
Wow.
But you know, yeah, it is.
But the good thing is though, is that it all seems to work together for you.
Oh, it actually, it totally does.
Very cool.
At least my Instagram, all that shit's all little momo.
I love that.
I love it.
I love it everywhere.
(08:33):
It's a cornicope flavor.
You got go on.
The gay onion.
The gay onion.
Wait a minute.
If I was a vegetable, would I be?
I think I'm onion.
I think of potato.
I think of potato.
No, potato.
Yeah, there's so many different forms it can take.
People think I'm Asian.
People think I'm Mexican.
People never think I'm white though.
(08:54):
No, no, definitely not.
I remember when I saw you, when I first pulled up and I met you, and you were outside standing
there like a cute little buzz light your action figure.
Oh, fuck.
It was.
You were this cute, tiny little twink.
Yeah, you did.
You had a momo.
Oh, well, the butt had a momo.
(09:15):
Yeah, you did.
That was the first thing I looked.
That's, yeah, it was a moment.
And that was the first thing I looked at.
That's what I always go to.
I got to look at your ass.
I'm an ass guy.
What can I say?
I think I'm going to start doing that.
Like for highlights, reels and shit on like the twitch and all that.
I'm like, momo mints.
Yeah.
All see?
Momo mints.
It's all coming together.
(09:35):
Look at that.
It's like a little, it's your little gay moment.
You having a momo.
Yes.
I feel like what was your momo today?
And instead of a memo, you can have a memo.
Oh my god, yes.
Yes, yes.
We might be starting that one there.
I did.
I don't want to go on a tangent with this, but I did get a question from a coworker of mine.
Oh, good.
(09:56):
Because I was like, oh, yeah, like, here's what I do throughout the week.
And I mentioned the twitch.
And she was like, oh, do you have like a fan army?
I was like, oh, sweetie, I am nowhere near having a fan army or a fan army name.
Do you have an aunt?
I thought about it.
Which is going very well, by the way.
But she's like, well, if you could come up with a fan army name, what would it be?
I don't fucking know.
(10:19):
The momentos.
Oh my.
Stop.
Stop.
The momentos.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I had another one there.
Yeah, yeah, the momentos.
Oh my god.
I like that.
We'll see.
Give me like another six years of getting the fan base together and then maybe I'll have one.
(10:39):
It might only be another six weeks at this rate.
I mean, you're getting questions here on the show.
People are wanting to know more about you.
I got a whole question, y'all.
It's a whole question.
It's your Grammy bitch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Beyonce could never.
Oh my god.
That's so sweet.
I love it.
Well, it is, you know, Halloween's done.
So no more murder mysteries are jamming the finger.
(11:00):
So that's okay.
We're moving on past that.
But also what we move into and it still kind of blows my mind just thinking about it.
Here we are the second weekend to Thanksgiving or close to Thanksgiving in November.
Wait, did you mean pre-Christmas?
Yeah, it's pre-yeah, it's yeah, we're getting what do they call that?
You're tailgating before the big holiday.
So this Thanksgiving is kind of like you're tailgating, right?
(11:23):
You're pre-havocry up already.
I don't have a tree.
I have no I have puppies.
He shaves those.
Remember?
No bush.
Man, see, I don't I was watching my neighbor and he came home with a...
Of course you were watching your neighbor.
Well, I mean, I wasn't like, you know, peeping out the way.
(11:45):
Okay, well, maybe I was, but I saw them pull up in there very, what was that movie?
National Lampoon's vacation station wagon, basically.
It was the modern version.
It was a Subaru, I think, but they had a tree on top.
Which maybe that was me.
You'd think so.
No.
(12:05):
They're Protestant.
But they had a Christmas tree on top and would it not die by Christmas?
I mean, I would think so.
I mean, I guess you put it in the little stand with water, but does that, will that help
it survive through Christmas?
I mean, it'll help it.
I don't know if it'll last up.
(12:27):
You're talking like almost two months.
I know.
That's why I was shocked when I saw that.
Like, certainly they're not going to put a fake one up on top.
And well, maybe they bought it on Marketplace.
I don't know, but they could catch fire before Christmas.
So, oh my God.
So we could have a spectacular show.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I think it's gonna be lit.
(12:49):
I love a lit Christmas.
Oh, well, you know, they're out there looking for all of that.
But I mean, it's a question.
Before we get to Christmas, though.
Does anybody celebrate Thanksgiving?
Is that a thing?
Yes.
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't eat?
It's my birthday this year.
Oh, look at you.
(13:10):
Happy birthday.
How old are you going to be?
33?
Yeah.
Oh.
That's not like that.
Oh.
That's okay.
I won't know if that's like for another eight years, because I'm 25.
Oh, fuck up.
Are you actually going to get out of hate your lives?
They're horrible.
It is so horrible.
I thought about that the other day.
Like how much longer are you going to keep that going on?
(13:34):
I will be on my deathbed being like, oh, Uncle Jake just celebrated his 50th 25th birthday.
50th.
Wow.
The 50th 25th.
That's insane.
That's not kid ourselves.
I won't get that far.
No, there's a lot going on there.
There's a lot going on there.
But is it too soon to put up a tree like before Thanksgiving or should you do it like after
(13:56):
Thanksgiving?
Is that still a thing?
I think it depends on your mental health.
Like if you need a baby.
Oh, your mental health.
What?
Yeah, because like so many people have the stress and depression.
Like if you need that joy, put it up.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, like you got all the seasonal depression.
Like, oh, look at that tree.
So much joy.
So much happiness.
It does a complete opposite to me.
(14:16):
It makes me miserable.
Well, I haven't had a tree in a number of years.
So.
Yeah, see, I had a little tree that I don't know where I got it from.
I think I got it TJ Maxx, but it was like a little tri brown tree.
No, it wasn't even that.
It was smaller.
It was like the size of a Yeti cup.
Oh, that was my tree.
You had a smurf tree.
(14:37):
Oh, I did.
I did.
Absolutely smurf tree.
Oh, my God.
Do they make those?
I'm sure they fucking do.
Oh, a lot.
I'm Googling this shit.
I wouldn't doubt it.
See, here's my thing.
I want a smurf tree.
I really wanted to tree the last two years, but my old roommate had two kittens.
And I had moved the year previously and he also had two kittens.
So I was like, I can't get a tree.
(14:59):
So I thought about doing like the portal tree thing where like you hanging on the ceiling,
like having it going into the ceiling.
I have to come out of that.
I have to come out of that.
Maybe such a hassle though.
Just get a festive as pole.
Not a pole.
What?
He probably already has a pole.
I know you probably read it.
Fish and garland on it.
See, I write my man's pole.
(15:20):
That pole.
Yeah, but it's got too much of a curve in it.
Oh, hey, it's a candy cane.
It's a candy cane.
[Laughter]
Yep.
All they do have a smurf tree.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
No, they don't.
It's just a blue Christmas tree.
Fuck that.
Yeah, what did you expect?
I don't know.
I wanted to.
Yeah, true.
What did I expect?
I don't know.
(15:41):
A small blue tree, Christmas tree, smurf addition.
Perfect if you got the blues.
Oh, they do have one that has smurf's dancing around it, but I think it's an ornament.
Well, I have to figure that out.
I wouldn't mind one, though.
I guarantee Timo has one.
Oh, yeah, Timo has everything.
You also shop on that?
There was a moment where it was huge and everybody was on it and I saw nothing but orange
(16:04):
trash bags delivered to people's doors.
Oh my God.
[Laughter]
Is this -- do people still use that?
I don't know.
How about some --
I know.
Would you buy Christmas gifts from Timo?
I ain't below it.
I think that does set the standard, though.
Like, that's pretty low if you're buying it on Timo.
(16:25):
Though it would probably be --
I've never used it.
Really?
No, I don't do a lot of online shopping.
I think Timo would be great for like a wide elephant gift stuff.
Yeah, I'm here wrong.
If Timo was like sponsoring, I would 100% be using them.
No.
To people.
The only problem is I think it's faster than wish, but it's still slow.
(16:49):
Err.
I think.
Yeah, it's still slower.
I just pulled Timo up and there are some little skimpy shorts that say, "I love my boyfriend
on the back."
Are you gonna get them?
Sexy.
I would ask to see him, but that might piss off your husband.
Your husband's husband.
Oh, I can send you a picture of him around Timo.
Well, I know that, but you're not wearing them, so that's the problem.
(17:13):
Hold on.
What did you type in?
Nothing, I literally just opened Timo and there.
Tell me that app doesn't know who you are.
That's funny.
Algorithm, man.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not seeing anything good on here.
There's just a bunch of crap that just doesn't work.
I remember when it, I guess it was a couple months ago when everybody started using it and
(17:36):
it was big.
I got nothing and I think I may have sent some to Momo, but those welcome or invites or
whatever.
I was using those and you got something that was typically like $70, you got it for like
a $20 bill and you got like a bunch of just shit.
(17:57):
And I think only one thing I got still works.
So typical Chinese Timo.
I have never been on here, but the first thing I see is like a sweater that's like, "Yes,
I'm cold."
That actually might be better for Scotty because then he could redo that viral TikTok
or wearing that sweater.
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Not doing that.
Why not?
You wouldn't relive it?
No.
Why not?
Because it was a bust.
No one's not.
What?
That's it.
Bitch, it got 11.4 million views and only 700,000 likes didn't get a million likes.
Oh no, you poor thing.
Well, you can only get 700,000.
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Shit, but if it's kept a little bit of 4 million, like come on.
Go buy likes.
Just go buy them.
Even it out.
How dare you?
People do that all the time.
You need to have integrity.
Well, yeah, that's true.
You should have integrity, especially if it's a brand, you know, something that you're trying
to get behind.
Yeah, don't get me wrong.
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I have thought about buying some, but you know what?
You're probably going to buy some for only fans, aren't you?
Don't need to.
So you are already rich.
In video that we shot, it got like almost 40 buys in the couple weeks.
It's been out.
Yeah, so it's like how much was a video?
I think it was 14 or 15.
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That's not bad.
That's what's up.
Yeah, no.
So like, do you guys do like the content where like people can like do custom requests?
Oh, absolutely.
What's like most of these?
I mean, why would you not you turn that down?
Well, I've had some people who wouldn't do it.
There's some very interesting requests that come through.
I was going to ask you what beat and all that.
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I mean, most 99% of them, it's all on him, but he was like, Hey, I got, I'm sorry.
Hey, I got someone that wants me to do this thing and I need you to, you know, be there
for it.
And I was like, Oh, great.
I hate this.
What's the thing?
I can't tease us and then just I mean, I can't.
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It was an instructional wedgie video.
Oh, what?
I like how to give it a fucking wedgie.
Yes.
You can find that shit on YouTube for free.
But you know, this way it's like, God, I don't ruin the moment.
You do it.
And now it's like, great.
You know, I'm glad he's a returning customer because he's done several customs.
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So I'm like, I hate this so much.
No.
Like you did it, though, right?
I mean, yeah, I did it, but I literally was like trying to avoid my face with the camera
as much as possible because I was like, I hate this.
So hold on, were you, were you giving him the wedgie?
No, he was giving them to me.
And I was like, I literally went through like all of my underwear.
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I was like, what pay, or do I not care about the most?
And I was like, you're taking me to Mexican after this?
Oh my God.
I want to see the video.
Did I hurt?
Did I hurt?
No, I really didn't hurt that bad, but I'm also a little bit of a masochist.
I was going to say I wouldn't for you.
Why would a wedgie hurt?
A bit.
There's this thing called flossing.
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Do you know what that is?
Apparently, I'm a noob when it comes to wedgie porn.
Explain.
Okay, this was not on the agenda for today.
I don't care.
I'm now.
I'm invested.
I've never seen wedgie porn.
I've just seen some extreme wedgies and they don't look too great.
I have seen them pop up on my searches and I'm just like, I don't know why you're here
to go away.
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But flossing is apparently when you pull the front and the back and just rock it back and
forth.
It.
Okay, yeah.
Now that, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We googled every type of wedgie and we're like, which ones can we do?
Holy shit.
How many are there?
I think there's like nine different kinds.
We did like six.
What the fuck?
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Well, because his customs are 10 minutes.
So it's like, you know, 25 bucks roughly for a 10 minute custom video.
I'm like, that's a really good price to be honest.
You deserve more than Mexican.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm kind of a little bit of a whore for Mexicans.
You probably deserve Mexican and then like come home and you tell me you're going to
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make some guac and margarita.
I am yours.
That's where I took him.
The first thing we got me was the Mexican food.
That was Mexican food.
Yeah, that was.
Yeah.
Man, the good old day.
The good old day.
I would have said, still, honestly, after that, you should have been shooting for like sushi.
Get you an expensive roll or something.
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I mean, maybe I should have, I probably should have.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's whatever his ass was a sushi with the underwear.
Okay.
All right.
Well, that's, I can't.
I can't.
That's so disgusting.
I literally, I'm just, all in my head, I'm just imagining skid marks.
Skid marks per day.
Oh, no.
I'm just saying, I will do whatever it takes to make some extra content like on my little
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project, my twitch, there's a crab brave.
It doesn't cost any money.
It's just channel points.
I will do my best to shake my ass in front of that camera every time.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I don't remember you ever talking about that.
It, well, I don't advertise it.
Well, you definitely should be advertising it.
Why would you leave that out?
It doesn't cost anything.
It's just like as you sit there and watch the stream or comment, you get channel points
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and 4,000 channel points which you get like 12 channel points for watching every like
minute or something.
It's like, okay, a thousand.
It's like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Yeah, just like that.
Just like that.
Okay.
Like, take talk live or whatever.
That's what I'm surprised you don't do more of.
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It's take talk live.
See, I need to post on TikTok more because then I definitely would.
Like, I get on there and I'm like, oh, look, I've got like 12 new likes on this
video that's got 90K and it's like the last video I shot from like two months ago.
See, but why would you do that?
And then you could also, you know, that's what people do.
That's what people do.
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Yeah, they get on live on TikTok.
They promote their Twitch and then they get those organic.
I am.
I am.
I'm TikTok.
Yeah.
I only ever went live once and it actually went super well and then I was scared to go live
ever again.
But you know, you're literally twitching though and you're on only fans.
So it's like, I know it doesn't make me speak talk about.
Yeah, it doesn't get anymore more shy than only fans.
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If you can handle that, you can handle anything.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm just, I'm a complicated person.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say so.
Oh, you definitely are.
Man, well, I just, I feel like I don't deserve to go live since I'm not posting.
So I'm like, I need to post, but I'm like, I need to make a thumbnail for this and
I got a record for this and I got to go do the only fans for this and what's the next
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game on the Twitch schedule.
No.
Find me at the struggle book on Twitch.
Phil, Phil, you kept the name.
I am keeping it until the end of this coming week because I'm doing a farewell stream with
my co-host and that's going to be, that's going to be the like, okay, like we're officially
changing the name.
Do you want to announce the name now or do you want to say otherwise they're going to
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like for a struggle book and they're not going to find it.
Yeah.
I will announce the name on the next episode because I am going between two different
names right now and I'm trying to put together the like channel graphic for it.
So it sounds like you just need like a break.
You just need to kind of like a vacation away from all this kind of clear your mind.
No.
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Are you going anywhere soon?
I'm going to bed later.
Who's this sounds exciting?
He worked hard on that one.
Sure the hell did.
Well Scotty you're the king of travel I think between the three of us.
I wouldn't say that.
Where are you going?
I'm a sanctuary so I do like to go.
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Next month Vegas.
Oh.
What's in Vegas?
I'm going to meet up with some friends there and then carry on to Wood.
Oh, okay.
I've only had a layover in Vegas.
I've never explored.
Really?
Yeah.
I want to Vegas once.
I've been there years.
I want to check out the spear though.
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That looks awesome.
I'm not going to lie.
That looks really cool.
You can do like an experience.
I think it's like 50 bucks or something.
Ignore me as I look up what this is.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Listen, oh, like you just never know anything.
Scotty, I think the one thing from what I understand you can do is you can pay.
I don't know how much it is.
It's probably not cheap, but you can pay to put an image up on the spear.
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There's like a giant bubble.
It is.
I'm not going to see a giant bubble.
It's different inside though.
Like it's really cool.
Yeah.
The inside's like an iMac.
I mean, it is basically.
It's too late.
I already closed the window.
But you can pay to put an image up.
And if you are going to be all over Justin Bieber's bullshit for life, then you can definitely
be on the spear.
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Could you imagine?
Listen to me.
Could you imagine?
How much does...
Hold on.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't mean this is worth every penny.
Could you imagine flying out from Las Vegas Airport and seeing Scotty's face just
staring at you?
Okay.
So I would enjoy that.
I would...
Oh my god.
You go viral.
I would be glad I'm leaving Vegas.
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You'd go viral.
People taking pictures outside the window of the plane.
And then they see your face staring up at him.
You paid too much.
Tell me.
Why did I immediately think of him like all the way up in the camera?
Yeah.
I know like his eyeball or something.
Yes.
Hold on.
Hey, I did a TikTok on that actually.
Of your eyeball?
Yeah.
Like if you go to my TikTok, there's literally...
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There.
Pull it up.
Of course.
That's the other way.
Wow.
That's incredible.
You were gay.
You were gay.
It was as soon as I opened a top.
You were such a homo.
Yeah.
So it says...
It's like my eyeball.
It was like a cap cut filter bullshit thing.
And it shows the Vegas sphere.
And it says when he has a business trip in Vegas, but you went...
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You rent the sphere to keep an eye on him.
Wow.
You can go see it.
I like the music.
That fits you pretty funny though.
Okay.
So it looks like...
If you wanted to...
Simu Simu Simu Simu Simu Simu Simu...
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Okay.
So it's only 450,000.
Yeah.
I'd rather have a house.
The full one day of advertising.
The full one day.
But listen.
No.
Actually, they do have like a...
It's not advertising, but like you can put your...
Your picture up on there.
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And I think it's like...
It's actually more affordable, but not.
It's like a grand.
[laughs]
So...
You know, someone's going to use that to propose like...
Oh, I have a lot.
I'm just...
Have they haven't already?
That's...
How new was the thing?
It just opened like a couple months ago.
Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
Yeah, it's...
I mean, you see it.
I mean, it's huge.
I mean, yeah, it's fucking huge.
It's literally a giant fucking wart in the middle of the city.
[laughs]
Not the wart.
Oh, that's...
You know what?
If I just...
If I won the lottery and I just had money to waste, that's what I would do.
I would go to the Kiosk, upload a picture of a wart.
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And just...
Why not?
Do you want to have a link to harsh media?
No.
No, that's too pretentious.
My ass would.
That's...
Sphere, uh, Kiosk.
Do they have layaway?
Oh, I can...
Can I...
Can I...
Can I...
Are they payment plans for this?
A firm...
Poor paying...
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[laughs]
Yeah.
Yeah, it's...
It's everything's on a firm these days.
It's like, uh...
It's $450,000.
Like, what if I paid over the course of 45 years, a grand every year?
Well, but that's...
That's for one...
What's that?
That was one day of advertising.
On the sphere.
That's why you...
It's why you see just an eyeball up there most of the time.
Nobody's paying for that.
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All I'm shows at the sphere.
You know who I want to see at the sphere, though?
I think would be awesome.
It's like, uh, change-mokers.
Great news, fairs.
No, fuck her.
[gasps]
Change-mokers, yeah.
Change-mokers would...
Would kill it.
You two...
Boring.
I don't even like any other music, best.
I'm sorry.
Years and years and years and years and years ago, when you two, like, forced every iPod
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to download one of their albums, I have still never forgiven them for that.
That's hilarious.
Really?
You immediately delete it?
Or did you keep it on there and actually look at it?
No, no, I didn't.
Mm-hmm.
I deleted that and then I went and gave them a bad review.
[laughs]
I deleted it.
Don't buy this iPod.
Let me tell you why.
No, just like, how dare you put your shit on my iPod?
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Wow.
Yeah, I mean, it was...
Yeah.
I was not...
Pretentious jackasses.
Well, I mean, they got money.
Yeah.
That's true.
Who was that at the time?
It wasn't Tim Cook.
It was Steve Jobs.
Yeah.
He was a fan of you, too.
That must be a lot.
He was still stupid.
All right.
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So here's something I'm...
I don't know if I'm really sad about it.
Honestly, it would be rude to me to say that I didn't care.
But with Matthew Perry's death, you know, was there something else that was going on?
Scott, you mentioned that there was a conspiracy.
I haven't heard that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's something good like American Dad.
Well, that, too.
But I've already caught up on all that.
I've seen every episode multiple times.
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Oh, did you see the Zoink episode that just came out?
Okay.
Well, you got me there.
There you go.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Okay.
Would you pop my word?
Is that what that was?
Oh.
Well, what's the conspiracy with Matthew Perry?
What did I miss?
I don't know.
I already knew stuff about the whole Epsin Island stuff and he had some dirt on some high level
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people.
Oh, he knew?
Kind of like the whole of you cheating, you know?
That is such a random person to know shit about that because I had to look up who that
was.
I was like, I know his face, but who are you?
When I first heard, when I got the notification on my phone from TMZ that he died, I, I did, I
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had to go, I knew the name and I knew he was part of friends, but I couldn't remember.
I couldn't put the face with the name.
And then he was actually the most iconic character.
Uh, I'd say outside of Jennifer Aniston, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
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Who played Phoebe?
No one?
Okay.
Yeah.
I was like, I know you ain't asking me.
I don't remember.
Well, but she was also kind of popular.
It was in a, no, not Gwyneth Paltrow.
She was an easy A.
That's all I know.
She was like, Oh, I'm just, I'm just drawing a blank.
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That's how much I care.
None.
Yeah.
I've never been a friend.
I did.
I did see, uh, there was a TikTok that popped up about his home.
And so they were showing like the Zillow posting of it.
And you could, it was actually kind of eerie because you could see the hot tub that he died
in.
So if you were to pay the six million for that house, would you still keep that hot tub
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and, oh, no, no, you have a new one put in or would you just get rid of it all together?
Because they're what?
I know what you keep that.
That's bad.
Ju-ju.
Is it?
It's not like he was there long enough to start decaying inside of it.
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She was Lisa Kudrow and she was actually a massage therapist on the show.
Oh, never heard her name before.
Well, I know her because she was also in Glee a lot.
Yep.
Yeah, whatever.
She's okay.
I heard she was kind of a bitch.
No, she wasn't.
I heard she was a bitch.
No, no, not that part.
I don't care about that.
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She wasn't on Glee.
Yes, she was.
Gwyneth Paltrow was on Glee.
But Lisa Kudrow made an appearance too.
As who?
She had, I don't remember.
I don't have my Glee shit up her nose.
How to say because Gwyneth Paltrow was a substitute teacher in several episodes.
Okay, well maybe that was it.
They look alike.
Sort of.
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I mean, if you're half blind, maybe.
Doesn't Gwyneth Paltrow, didn't she come up with a whole line of candles that smell like
pussy?
I don't fucking know.
You think I keep up with Paltrow?
No.
Seriously, she came out with a line of candles that smell like vagina or something.
That's disgusting.
I know.
Who wants to smell?
I'd rather get a candle that smells like taco smell.
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So is it like salmon?
Albacore.
Albacore.
Albacore.
Gwyneth Paltrow, the giant candle.
Gwyneth Paltrow candles.
The giant candle on sale on Timo.
Great.
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Now it's going to be on my search history forever.
Yep.
Why is Gwyneth Paltrow smelling?
Yeah, she's selling a candle that smells like her vagina.
Yeah.
Oh, so it smells just like hers.
Like what does that mean?
Is it going to be like filled with, you know, pupery, essential oils?
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Uh, rose.
In fact, the kind of color.
So did she have some kind of like, um, chemists like get down there and smell it to like
make the scent?
Or why not just put some summers eve inside of a candle and call it a day?
Or what if you just don't make a candle that smells like that?
I agree.
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I would want one to smell like your penis.
I mean, not yours, but I mean, just maybe one in general.
Not one that was uncut.
Speaking of.
Oh, it smells like that cheese.
It smells like Dupurry Cheddar.
Ew, go.
Ew.
Oh my god.
I keep that shit cleaned down there.
Yeah.
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Your friend comes over and like, oh, welcome to my new home.
Why does it smell like cheddar cheese?
Oh, it's my, um, uncircum sized candle.
Oh, my uncircum sized candle.
Hey, that would be beautiful though.
Could you imagine like a candle?
Is it melt?
As it melts?
As it melts?
Like, it's just like this candle and penis starts to appear.
Oh my god.
We're on to something.
I think we're on.
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Oh, yes.
We need to patent this.
I know.
Right now.
What is so sad?
I'm sure there's a market for that type of shit.
Yeah, me.
I buy it.
Oh, there's so many.
I'm gonna buy that.
I thought about, it looks like an elephant trunk and has it melt.
It's like a beautiful head.
What is that website where people can get mocked penises after like animals and shit?
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Ew.
What?
What are you looking at?
Yeah.
Don't question me.
No, it's, it's, what, how often do you have to scrub your search history?
There's, he's the incognito window.
It goes away instantly.
No, it's, it's the, god, what is it?
What do they call that?
It's like, I think only you would know.
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So.
Yeah.
I don't.
I've, listen, my Call of Duty lobbies are really wild.
So.
Look, I prefer a man's penis, a human man's penis.
Thank you.
Well, they're made like after mystical beasts and stuff like that.
Oh, yes, because I always want to know what a jabber walkie's dick is like.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
What would jar jars look like?
Me's a stick at the Bahia.
Oh, my god.
Please let me hear that one more time.
How did that go?
Me's a stick at the Bahia.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'd imagine his is kind of like a cat.
It's very sandpaper-esque looking, you know?
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Or if it's like Darth Vader's, it's just like a lightsaber, which I'm sure that already
exists for all the Star Wars fans.
Like Darth Maul's just having some little baby horns at the end.
Yeah.
It just like hooks you and won't let you go.
Oh, god.
No, that's that I can't.
I can't.
But yeah, there's there.
And I think the reason I only know this is because somebody told me that the one that
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they have is called the Rex.
And it is this.
I like to see Rex.
No, that's just the name of the brand.
It's for the kind, but it's like there's several models of that name.
And it it's like there's one that's like I got got to find it.
I got to find it.
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You don't have to.
No, I do.
This is this is where we're going to sell our candles.
So well, that's what I'm saying.
Like there's there.
There's a market for the oh bad dragon.com.
That's the website.
Of course.
Yeah.
You found that so fast.
I did.
It was in my license.
It was right there.
It's even bookmarked.
I hate you both.
I truly do.
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It's a favorite.
It is not.
It is not a favorite.
But it will be another.
Like he's trying to find it.
And it's literally a bookmark.
He's like, Oh, there it is.
Okay.
There I just in it to you.
So that's that's one.
I want this.
This one is called Rex the German Shepherd.
I'm not looking at it.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
The German Shepherd.
The German Shepherd.
So apparently it's a.
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Oh, okay.
You see it?
Yeah.
But look at all the cool different colors.
Now this one guy said that he gets them and just collects them.
So he's got like a shelf of them.
You know, you can even choose your size.
Okay.
There's an extra large for a hundred and thirty five.
To get these exact shapes and anatomy and all that correct.
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Like, you cannot tell me someone is going out there and like getting the shapes of these
like, well, a lot of them don't exist.
Look at Stator the stone weaver.
Well, when it says German Shepherd.
Okay.
Well, that one's obviously a one off.
And of course the first color on it would be a solid red color like a fucking red rocket
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on a dog.
Yeah.
Like the little lipstick.
You know, speaking of dogs, I have two.
What are they?
They're not corgis.
What the hell are they?
Comoranians.
You must love them very much.
You don't know what the fuck they are.
No, they're not.
They're not my dogs.
They're not mine.
Well, the one keeps pissing everywhere.
So I'm like, I love you when you're being a good boy.
You can see them on stream every now and then, but they fuck constantly.
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Both boys.
Yeah, you guys are doing only fans.
So what the hell are they supposed to look?
I'm just saying like I was laying down and you just hear that.
That is sound like a nineteen.
I literally sat up and bet I looked over.
And like the one dog is just laying on his back smiling and shit.
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The other one's just going.
They probably have a little camera hidden somewhere that you don't even know about and
they got their own website like only pause or some shit.
Stop.
There's this guy that I follow.
He's so funny.
He actually made an only fans himself, which is great because he's hot.
But there was a seagull that comes to his window.
And so he's now dubbed.
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Fuck.
It calls the seagull Stephen.
And so now there's Stevens only feathers.
So it's really quite not only feathers.
Yeah, quite the circle there.
Wow.
Meanwhile, I'm just over here sending you pictures of all these different fantasies.
Fantasy.
Our show totally went off the rails just so you know, which I share your where it totally
did.
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And one thing I did want to bring up was and this is because he works in the food industry.
And I was kind of irritated about this too because I see so many people comment on light
tipping and stuff like that, especially when it comes to light door dash stuff.
It's so frustrating to me when I see somebody not tip for door dash.
Oh my god, yes, because if you have the money or maybe the laziness, I don't know,
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maybe probably both to have that delivered to you, the least you can do is to tip your
driver.
So here's the thing.
And this is what argument I hear a lot of people doing is they'll be like, well, door
dash charges an extra 15 to 20% off of the restaurant's prices plus the delivery fee
plus you're expected to tip.
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So I don't feel like I should tip and I'm like, then go get it yourself.
It's cheaper.
It's like, and you don't have to inconvenience somebody else.
You're paying for convenience is what it is.
Yeah, I mean, basically, because like I went to order some fucking Chipotle by the time
it was one burrito by the time I had the tip and everything, it was $30.
I was like, no, I don't want it that bad.
That sounds right though.
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But I'm just like as someone who works in food, I'm just like, if you want to pay for
that convenience, you got to pay for that convenience and you need to tip your people out.
I mean, it's sad because companies should be paying a livable wage.
Well, they have to.
But at the same time, every company will be like, oh my God, we just got our highest sales
revenue ever.
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My brother works in some kind of construction field way up there.
And he was like, oh, yeah, we're 15% above last year's numbers and it's the highest ever.
And I was like, oh, did you get a bonus?
No, I got an email that said, congratulations team.
They got a pizza party.
They got a pizza party, yep.
Exactly.
I don't think he even got that.
Not even a cupcake party, nothing.
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I don't think he got shit.
See, that just blows my mind.
At the end of the day, it all goes to the top, to the bottom line, to the top guy at, you
know, and it's frustrating.
My thing is, is my old boss, he quit working months and months and months and months and
months ago, almost at the beginning of the year.
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I was doing his job, my job, training extra people, and I asked him for a raise.
Do you know how long we fought for me to get a dollar 50 raise?
We had like damn near knockdown dragouts in the office for probably three months before
he would give me my raise.
It just, but what I was making?
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What?
I was making $15 an hour.
Wow.
And then you got states like here in Texas, where it's still at $7.25.
But the thing is, is like, I was running a store.
And there are managers here running a store that are getting paid $8 an hour.
It's also frustrating when I see like on Indeed or anything like that and people are like,
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"Yeah, you'll start out at $9 an hour."
And then after six months of service, your rate will go up to 50 cents more.
Yeah.
Like, wow.
See, my old boss, he was like, "I can buy a pizza."
He would fuck people up.
Because our job or my job, it included tips as well, which on average was like $3 to $4 an
hour because it was split out between everybody.
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But basically, he'd be like, "Oh, yeah.
You guys can make like $14 an hour starting off."
And I was like, "You need to tell them that's with tips included because during the interview,
we always tell them, "Oh, yeah.
You can make tips here."
So they're thinking, "Oh, I can make $18 an hour slicing out sandwiches."
It's like, dude, you have to let them know.
He was like, "No, I don't."
And I'm like, "Well, they don't be surprised when they all keep fucking quitting."
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Yeah.
Yeah, they wonder why they can't find good help.
And, you know, it starts at the top, right?
I mean, obviously, if you're not going to be honest with them up at the front, I sure
is hell wouldn't stay on board.
It's like, one of the GM's, because I talked to both of them.
But he messaged me.
I was like, "Hey, I'm sick as a dog.
I call boss man."
And he said, "Sorry, I'm busy."
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And I'm like, "How sick are you?"
I almost passed out. I literally had to sit down for 15 minutes while I was trying to
help a customer.
And I literally had to walk away and sit down because I was about to pass out.
And I was like, "You know what?
I'm not doing anything.
I got my uniform.
I'll just come in and help you, all right?"
Oh my God.
And I'm like, it is sad that they have to call people that are no longer working in their
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field technically because the boss man literally does not care.
Boss man, that was woman, boss, whatever pronouns you have.
I'm not picky.
The boss person.
Yeah. Boss individual.
It's God of you.
It's just you, right?
That's your business.
You work there.
You don't have any other employees, right?
Nope.
But if you did, how would that work in your industry?
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Like when I worked at a spa before going out of my own, it was like a 60, 40 split, which
I did not agree with.
That's kind of crazy.
I've in the room doing all the work.
And it's like, yeah.
So.
That's like, well, if I need to buy my own sheets and oil and all that shit I will,
because I don't agree with 60, 40.
Yeah, that's nuts.
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That's what attorneys take from an accident.
That's the split on that.
That's crazy to me.
So as an O-brainer when I decided to do my own thing, I'm like, yeah.
And so you rent your own space and all that.
Yep.
That's awesome.
That's cool.
And how long have you been doing that by yourself?
(47:34):
One month before the pandemic.
So.
That's crazy.
2020.
Really bad time.
I mean, to start.
Yeah.
So then you had to shut down for like these three months, three months at least.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's all going good now, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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As long as you don't get a, you know, a little skimpy twink boy up in there or a jam
finger or a jam.
Or a jam.
But then, you know, you just jam with your elbow.
I need to get rid of this bad dragon website.
It's just staring at me in the face.
Please do.
Yeah.
I just looked over and I just have this dragon wee wee pointing at me.
Stop.
(48:16):
No.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Y'all to look those up.
I want a horrible website.
No, I think you should.
Hey, you know what?
If you use that for your only fans, I'm just saying.
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
I would rather make a mold out of my butt hole and feed them to people at a party.
Can you do that?
I have.
There's like, yeah, no, there wasn't there a company where you can have like chocolates made
(48:38):
like your ain't.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I've never seen that.
But can't you chocolate, Dicks, chocolate but holes, whatever.
Oh, my God.
That would be great.
I would almost buy that.
I would do it.
I would do white chocolate though.
So it looks bleached at least.
I don't want to be brown.
(48:59):
Yeah.
No, not even a little tan.
No.
You know what you should do?
You should get them done in like regular chocolate, but then do like a little drizzle of white
chocolate coming out of the but hole.
No, you know, just start just to get cream filled.
Oh, yeah.
Like you're right into it.
Yeah, when you bite into it, it's like, gushers.
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I did someone last night on the Call of Duty lobby get pissed at me or not really mad,
but they, they shamed me.
They can't shamed me because I'll eat booty, but I won't touch a foot.
What?
Peter fucking disgusting to me.
I can't do it.
I touch them like all day, every day, so it doesn't bother me.
(49:41):
Yeah.
Well, you get money from that.
This is the pleasure I get from it is not existent.
Like I just, I can't comprehend that, but I'll tongue down that booty hole if you get out
of the shower and I know you clean.
But if you just come over and I don't know where you've been, like where you've been
walking, I ain't touching those feet.
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I don't even get that, but actually I'll be honest.
So the guy that I was telling you about, he had not just come out of the shower, but he
was clean.
I could tell he was clean because you know, you reach around, you know, you're messing
around.
You do like the double tap with your fingers and then you just gently, you know, inconspicuously
smell them, you know, just to make sure.
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No, you, oh, right.
And it was fine.
It was fine.
There was just a little bit of that, that I've been working all day must.
So it was okay.
It was fine.
It was fine.
It was good.
It was, it was kosher.
That was okay with it.
And, and I didn't have to worry about getting any, um, I think MoMo checked out.
(50:47):
Yeah, he did.
Hold on.
Uh, I'm back.
See, that happens when, uh, when you're on Wi-Fi.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I do.
I do.
I 100% do.
I don't think you do.
What was the last part you heard, uh, that you will eat but hope that you won't touch
a foot?
Oh, yeah.
Well, that sums it up.
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Well, I was just saying, like, you know, to find out because the guy who came over that
I was telling you about last week is, you know, he obviously didn't get out of the
shower, but I did the little reach around in the double tap down there on, on the booty
hole and I did the inconspicuous sniff.
As, yeah, and it was fine.
I, I, I've tongue punched that fart box, but it was all good because I didn't have to worry.
(51:28):
I did have to worry about, you know, any, any, uh, floss or anything like that, but I
were killing it.
No, he had a good balloon knot.
I was, I was proud of it.
Tasty.
Would you make, would you make chocolates out of it?
No, yeah, I would absolutely.
It was, it was one of those sprinkles on there and make it look like hair.
There was a little bit of like, like, must, like sweat, like you could tell like he'd,
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you know, he'd been sitting on a car ride.
I mean, I definitely used some brown listerine afterwards and burned it all the way, but, you
know, it was all kosher.
Well, on that note, we'll end it now.
I hope everybody has a good day.
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I know, uh, Scotty's got to go to an open house.
I don't know what the fuck that's about.
Hopefully you get the tongue punched, a balloon knot over there and let's just like a luxury
apartment walk through.
I just want to check them out.
That's all it is.
Hey, hopefully they have an elevator or not stairs because, um, who's free that one?
I don't know.
Oh, how luxury is luxury?
What are we talking here?
What's the rate?
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I know some of them are like 2000 over.
All right, we Gucci.
Oh, okay.
All right.
That's good.
I guess.
Send me pictures.
I want to see.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
Well, y'all have fun.
Um, but, um, I'm going to be a little bit more, um, I'm going to be a little bit more
Send me pictures I want to say all right cool. All right, y'all have fun?
Well, yeah, catch you later
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Okay
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