November 20, 2023 • 57 mins
### Episode Description for "The Chat: A Podcast" - Episode: "How to Unwind and Find Your Guilty Pleasures: Late Night Musings with Charlie and Lil Momo"
🎙️ **Join Charlie and Lil Momo for a uniquely engaging episode of 'The Chat: A Podcast,' where they dive into the art of unwinding, indulging in guilty pleasures, and exploring those deep 3AM thoughts.**
In this episode, we're taking a step back from the hustle and bustle of daily life to explore the little things that bring us joy and comfort. Charlie and Lil Momo open up about their personal downtime rituals, sharing stories and laughs about the activities that help them relax and recharge. From quirky hobbies to simple pleasures, get ready to find new ways to unwind.
But what's downtime without a bit of indulgence? Our hosts delve into their guilty pleasure movies and shows, revealing those secret favorites we all love but rarely admit to. Whether it's a cheesy rom-com or a nostalgic TV series, this segment promises to be a relatable and humorous exploration of the entertainment we secretly adore.
As the night deepens, so does the conversation. Charlie and Lil Momo get candid about their late-night musings. What keeps them up at 3AM? From existential thoughts to whimsical dreams, this segment offers a rare glimpse into the more reflective side of our hosts.
🌙 **This episode isn't just about sharing; it's about connecting.** We invite you to join in, reflect on your own guilty pleasures, and maybe even find solace in those late-night thoughts. It's a journey of laughter, reflection, and genuine connection, perfect for anyone looking to unwind and explore the lighter and deeper sides of life.
🌟 **Tune in to 'The Chat: A Podcast' for an episode that promises relaxation, laughter, and a touch of introspection.** Let's unwind together and discover the joy in our guilty pleasures and late-night musings.
🎙️ **Join Charlie and Lil Momo for a uniquely engaging episode of 'The Chat: A Podcast,' where they dive into the art of unwinding, indulging in guilty pleasures, and exploring those deep 3AM thoughts.**
In this episode, we're taking a step back from the hustle and bustle of daily life to explore the little things that bring us joy and comfort. Charlie and Lil Momo open up about their personal downtime rituals, sharing stories and laughs about the activities that help them relax and recharge. From quirky hobbies to simple pleasures, get ready to find new ways to unwind.
But what's downtime without a bit of indulgence? Our hosts delve into their guilty pleasure movies and shows, revealing those secret favorites we all love but rarely admit to. Whether it's a cheesy rom-com or a nostalgic TV series, this segment promises to be a relatable and humorous exploration of the entertainment we secretly adore.
As the night deepens, so does the conversation. Charlie and Lil Momo get candid about their late-night musings. What keeps them up at 3AM? From existential thoughts to whimsical dreams, this segment offers a rare glimpse into the more reflective side of our hosts.
🌙 **This episode isn't just about sharing; it's about connecting.** We invite you to join in, reflect on your own guilty pleasures, and maybe even find solace in those late-night thoughts. It's a journey of laughter, reflection, and genuine connection, perfect for anyone looking to unwind and explore the lighter and deeper sides of life.
🌟 **Tune in to 'The Chat: A Podcast' for an episode that promises relaxation, laughter, and a touch of introspection.** Let's unwind together and discover the joy in our guilty pleasures and late-night musings.
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(00:00):
*outro music*
(00:10):
Hey, what is going on everyone? It is the chat podcast. My name is Charlie. I've got the one. The only.
The iconic never before been seen. Little Momo!
Aww, what's going on, Mo?
Oh, you know.
*laughs*
You know. Tell me what is it that I should know that that's happening right now in your life.
(00:31):
Well, you know, I'm still in my gym clothes because I didn't have time to get changed, but I'm drinking my lemonade.
Look at you!
Antiquila?
Of course.
I was waiting on it. I was waiting on it.
Well, we'll get to that in a second. So we don't have Scotty this week. He is out.
What? What did he say happen? He maybe hurt his finger?
(00:52):
Oh, is he still reeling about that?
I think so. He X-rays or something? I don't know.
Oh, damn it, Scotty. He had to go get his hand X-rayed or something.
I swear, he said it. I just... There's too many texts coming on my phone. You know, it's hard when you're a local celebrity.
Oh, that's right. You are a local celebrity.
Yeah, everybody. Let me ask you this, because with your part-time job, you do work in food service, right?
(01:14):
So...
Yes, and I get noticed all the time.
I was going to ask, how many people come up to you while you're behind the counter and say,
"Hey, well, what while you're doing that, will you sign this napkin for me?"
And they like-
No.
Slided over to you very quickly.
It hasn't happened yet, but I can see it in their eyes.
Oh, so they're thanking it. It just hadn't happened.
Yeah, I couldn't read their body language. I'm like, "I know."
(01:36):
Oh, okay.
You don't have to be scared.
Okay, all right. All right.
Well, that's...
Speaking of, if you guys are ever bored, you can catch me on Twitch.
Yeah, so can we talk about that?
Yeah, like you got your Twitch going, you're making transitions and moves.
Yeah, I was supposed to have a farewell stream with my old co-host, so we actually had to reschedule again.
(02:02):
Again.
Yes, indeed.
But as of this week, the channel name has officially changed it over.
And it is Drumroll?
There's the Drumroll.
Oh.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what that was.
So it's just called the Lil Momo Show going forward.
(02:24):
Oh, yes.
It's a round of applause for the Momo show.
And honestly, because I told my co-hosts when we started, I was like, "Hey, I need you to give me a little bit more,
because I don't want it to be 90% me and 10%, you're like, "I don't want it to be the Lil Momo Show."
And then that's what it turns into.
So now I'm like, I guess we'll just call it the Lil Momo Show.
So that's awesome.
(02:44):
So do you have any like guess lined up, or are you going to have like different people come in and out?
Or what?
Not really.
I do want to have like a once a month thing where it's like a, hey, you know, like bring like one or two of my moderators in
because I know them IRL and they're local.
So we're like, "Hey, let's just have like a chill like Mario Party night."
And then it'll also give a chance to be like since it's a very non-competitive thing.
(03:06):
Be like, "Hey, if anyways got any questions in the chat or whatever, like, buy all means, please ask away."
Like, "I want to get to know the public.
You know, I want them to get to know me."
Yeah, all that goodness.
Oh, well, that's cool.
So are these the same moderators that would dog on me when I would enter the chat?
No.
One of them, he was actually gone for a while because he was in, I think, Thailand for like two months.
(03:32):
But he pretty much all he does is just like if there's like an auto mod thing like for language or whatever, he's just like,
"Okay, like, is this within the bounds? Let's go ahead and do that."
Or if there's a number of people in the chat, he'll go ahead and create like a poll or something.
But the channel's still pretty small, so there's not a ton of work that goes into it.
Well, I mean, at least you've got a moderator.
(03:53):
I mean, there are a lot of people who just rely on the auto mod or whatever, right?
See, the auto mod does some things.
And I'm just like, "What are you doing?"
Like, it'll be like, "Oh, they said something sexual."
And I'm like, "Have you seen the rest of this stream?"
See, that's something that I just, I don't know, like I, it's kind of like the auto mod for Reddit.
(04:18):
I would imagine it's kind of the same because I wanted to start a subreddit.
But then I was thinking like, I see all the work that goes into those subreddits.
And it just, that between the auto mod and then really having moderators in there, it's just,
it's kind of a pain in the ass starting out.
That is fair.
(04:39):
I'm not really on Reddit that much, but I imagine, well, and I'm bringing that up because I imagine that they're kind of hand in hand, you know, the way that they work.
Somebody said sex in a comment on my Twitch and like, "It got auto modded."
I'm like, "Why?" Like, "Can't I like set up like, you know, like, okay, that's not crazy."
(05:01):
So what does that, what does that do? Does it block them?
So basically what it does is it makes their message invisible.
And so I can see it and it'll have like a flag.
It'll be like, "Oh, auto mod restricted."
So then I can click on it or a moderator can click on it and be like, "Okay, like do we want to allow this?"
Or should we like officially deny this comment?
Which 90% of the time it's not a big deal.
So it's like, "Okay, yeah, just allow it, whatever."
(05:24):
Oh, well, yeah, that would make sense.
That would be fair.
There are some that I'm like, "Yeah, I'm gonna have to not do that."
Like somebody, I was playing Pokemon and I don't remember what it was, but they were like, "Ew, why does that look like an uncircumcised penis, something, something, something?"
And I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna have to not allow that."
(05:46):
Oh my God.
Cause it was like a three-line thing and I was like, "Yeah, we're not. We're not doing that."
Oh my God.
Yeah, no.
I mean, did you let that...
Can you go back live and say, "No, un-automod that or whatever."
Not to my knowledge.
Of course, I'm not like super tech savvy anyway.
I'm still trying to set up this mic on my Twitch.
(06:08):
I know.
Because I have a clip on my mic.
Well, what's wrong with that one?
It's fine.
It's just this has way better sound quality.
That's true.
But the problem is, is like, unless I like move the whole computer closer to me,
my cord's not long enough and I'm like, "I can't be bothered to go get an extension cord."
Girl, Amazon will deliver that to you.
(06:31):
No need to be inconvenienced by it.
Then I gotta get online and I'm going to Amazon.
Oh, Amazon.
Everyone's doing to Black Friday shopping.
I know.
You act like that's such a big problem.
You know, it's not real.
It is darling.
Didn't that what you do in your downtime anyway?
You just sit there and scroll through Amazon?
(06:52):
No.
No, I don't.
Maybe that's my downtime.
What do you do?
I like to drink some tequila.
Yeah.
I think we all knew that.
I don't know.
I'll go doodle for a little bit.
And then if somebody enters the room, I'll flee the room because no one can watch me doodle.
(07:13):
And I'll go lock myself in a separate room.
Why?
I'm very self-conscious because I don't draw regularly enough to where I'm like, "Yeah, this looks great."
I will spend if I'm doing it like a digitally, I will redraw the same line like 15 to 30 times because I'm like, "No, I don't like the way this tape is at the end."
(07:34):
No, it has the slightest wiggle in the middle.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Also, if I'm drawing a person, I will draw like the whole figure, like totally naked first.
And then I'll be like, "Okay, yeah, I'm happy with like how long the leg is here and how the fingers are looking."
Now it's time for me to cover all of it up with their clothes.
(07:56):
So are you going to, for the new show, or are you going to draw like a logo for it as well?
Yes, it's not done yet.
I'm still kind of fine-tuning some stuff.
Some things I don't think a lot of people realize is like how thick of an outline it is.
Okay, like, do I want it to be like fat, sharp, be thick?
(08:17):
Do I want it to be pencil thin?
Do I want the inside lines to be a lot thinner than the outside lines?
And then it's like, "Okay, do I like this color? No, I hate it. I need it three shades ever so slightly different."
No, I don't like the shading over there.
I mean, this shouldn't be hard to edit once you go through it though, right?
It's not, but like, I will sit there for days.
(08:41):
Oh my God.
I'm not perfectious, but it's because I know that my level of work is a lot lower than it should be.
So I'm like, if I spend days perfecting it, it'll be somewhat passable, and I can be happy enough with it.
See, I've seen a lot of your drawings, or at least the ones that you've shown me anyway.
And they're really good. Like, how long do you typically spend on one?
(09:04):
It really depends. So I have an Instagram where I have, it's like a dead Instagram though I have like 10 posts on there.
But it's some stuff that I've drawn. I think it's just called Loma Mo Skeaches.
Yeah.
So if you're bored, you can check it out and give me your honest opinions.
Oh my God. What if you create, what if you were like the new Bob Ross? And that was the name of the show.
I could not.
Oh, no, you totally could.
(09:26):
I thought about doing a cooking show like that though. Little Moma cooks.
Yeah, something like that where it's just like, because okay, I had some friends over one time.
And it was like, hey guys, y'all can you sit on that side of the counter.
And I was like, all right guys, today we're going to be cooking a spaghetti and meat balls.
And what you just opened up a can of Chef Boyard D.
Hell no. I fucking, I had that ground beef and those panko bread crumbs and everything.
(09:50):
But I had one of my friends, I had him like kind of sit underneath the counter. And I was like, I could really use a new cutting board right now.
He hands you one and I throw it back in him. And I was like, I said a fucking cutting board. This is a plastic board.
What's the difference? They made plastic cutting boards.
I didn't want a plastic one. I said an actual cutting board.
Oh my God. You're quaint.
(10:11):
I was doing, I was doing it to make a character.
I understand.
I was like, I really should have went on Tik Tok live for that.
Could you do it in Julia Child's voice?
Okay, I don't know to hurt you. I don't know it.
It talks like this. How much you ever seen her?
She was, she's like very old.
I'm pretty sure she is.
Yes, it's kind of like, come at the frog.
(10:32):
Oh God.
Yeah. That's literally how she sounded.
Like, I mean, it was, that was her voice.
And I don't know. I could maybe do like, Ina Garden.
Oh God. No. She, oh God.
I can't. The barefoot contest.
Yeah. No. No. If you don't have your own flames from the pits of hell,
store bod is fine. Yeah.
Store bod is fine.
(10:53):
That's right. And her, her husband, what's his name?
Jeffrey Jeffrey. Jeffrey.
Yeah.
Like Jeffrey's out in his cage right now.
Whatever. Jeffrey is gay and he's out with the gaze
because she hangs out with all the gaze.
You know she does not care.
She is.
Yeah. That's really the only thing.
It's like after the show's over, she goes like,
(11:14):
"Smacks the cage, make you wear a fucking prop."
Oh my God.
I can't, you don't think she's like that, you know,
beating her gaze down.
Oh, no, not at all, but still.
You think she just has to be funny?
You think she has like a cage of gaze
that she just kind of pulls out at random?
She might be.
She might just have those that she just...
Like she has like a go-go cages.
(11:37):
Yeah. Right above where the camera is.
Oh, okay. Yeah. They just lower down
what it's time for the dinner party.
Oh my God. That would be great.
I could definitely see you hosting a cooking show.
Only if that is how it was.
Like if it was, I don't know if they rolled down
in like medieval chains or cages or something like that,
but it would be great.
(11:59):
You know it's like, oh my God.
They're like half oval shaped cages,
like a flat bottom and it's got like an egg-shaped up top
or whatever.
Like a tweety bird type cage.
Okay. Yeah. I mean those.
Oh wow. Yeah. That's in the only thing missing
or flames underneath, you know,
with the bottom of the cage.
So you know, make sure you have a gas stove.
(12:21):
You know, it's all good.
That's...
Yeah. That's what you know, you'd have to.
If it's not gas or propane anyway.
You know, you're doing it wrong.
No, I can't be bothered with propane.
My gay ass walking up his stomach.
Hey, I need the propane.
Oh, how much you need.
There's different amounts.
Yeah.
There's different brands.
Just whatever provides a continuous low.
(12:44):
Okay.
It's a girl.
We got the one with the...
Is there one with a rhino on it?
Is that one?
Oh, yeah.
Blue rhino.
Okay. Yeah.
Like we got the blue rhino and the yellow or rangatang,
which kind did you want?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Which one costs the least?
I feel like this just got racist.
The yellow or rangatang?
I don't fucking know.
(13:05):
Rhino's aren't blue.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Got me there.
God.
That's...
That's...
I don't want to go to that store.
No, that does sound like something in East Tennessee that you find.
Find the yellow giraffe.
The yellow giraffe.
The black and white zebra.
Which one do you want?
I don't know.
You said black again.
That's...
That sounds racist.
(13:26):
I don't know.
I said black and white.
Okay.
My bad.
You're...
At least you're being inclusive there.
Mixed zebra.
Mixed zebra.
Mixed zebra.
I am mixed, but everyone thinks I'm Asian.
You do kind of look a little blazian.
You know, and I would be okay with that.
I would probably like that a lot.
Well, you want to just go ahead and say.
Because I mean, I'm...
(13:47):
I've seen down below.
It definitely is a...
Oh my God.
It's definitely a...
Look, you can't see that on this program or the Twitch, but you can't on the OF.
Oh, that's right.
Look at that.
Nice segue into your OF.
How's that going, by the way, or are you guys still pumping out videos?
Honestly, it's going fairly well.
He...
(14:08):
The highest he's ever been was like 5% I think.
And as...
Since you?
In his lifetime.
Like whenever he moved up here and I was helping him with it, he tripled how much he was
making off of only fans.
That was without me actually helping him like...
Like collab in the videos.
It was just like, why don't you try this?
Why don't you get an actual tripod?
(14:30):
Why don't you try to mess with the lighting?
Why don't you do different camera angles?
Why don't you do something other than just flexing?
So you tried to actively come up with...
I managed.
Okay.
Alright.
So you were actively managing his only fans.
Pretty much.
Like I was only helping him with the videos.
I was like, you gotta run your own Twitter, your own Instagram.
(14:51):
I was like, but you need to be posting daily.
Well, I'm posting though.
You know, ever a five or six dies.
I was like, I said daily.
That means it's true.
I mean, it's true.
I don't do, but...
You know what?
That's the thing though, is that it's so much easier to tell other people what they need to
do when it comes to managing their shifts than doing it yourself.
Because you know what you should be doing.
It's just getting up the power and want to do it.
(15:16):
And I'll see is.
And you know what I realized?
I put out a TikTok and it sucked.
It was absolutely awful.
I hated it.
I really didn't want to post it, but I was like, I kind of have to post something.
But I was so excited for like the concept.
I was like, oh, it'll be like a, oh, you know, hey, what are you doing?
Like, oh, I'm just streaming over here later tonight.
Let's hang out.
Woo.
And then the character has like a mental breakdown.
(15:38):
Well, I was like, yeah, I'm so excited.
And then he came home and then his friend came over and they were both in my bedroom with the door open.
So I'm downstairs trying to film part of it.
And I'm like, this is so awkward because I'm just having a conversation with myself trying to do like semi voices.
And then I had to go upstairs to the stream room, which is three feet away from my bedroom.
(16:05):
Yeah, that is a little awkward.
So I was like, I hated this video, but.
Well, you were able to get through it though, right?
I did, but it definitely, it was not the quality I wanted at all.
So when am I at least going to be able to see the beginning of a video?
Like you should find the beginning of all of those videos.
You can see them in their totality over on TikTok.
(16:26):
I knew it was coming.
I'm talking just it sees me with the like you see you tease people with a picture of your pizza boy thing, which was funny in and of itself.
Well, I was a burglar in the last one.
That's great to what's the what's what can we look forward to?
What's the what's the upcoming one?
Okay, so I think what I have to explain with the planning of these videos is I ask him because if he's went to the gym twice
(16:53):
because I'll go in the mornings with him to do some cardio, which I can talk about the gym later.
That's a whole fucking thing.
Yeah.
I've been out of the gym for years.
So it's a process.
Anyway, what happens is after I get off of here, I'll sit down with him and be like, hey, what did you train today?
If it's not super obvious.
Like if you did chest, I'm like, okay, clearly you did chest today.
(17:15):
So we need to accentuate your chest since you know you have a really big pump going on.
Why don't we do a lot of X, Y and Z on today's thing and what do we want for the beginning of it?
How do you want to start this?
How about, oh, you know what?
I need you to wear this tank top.
Don't wear that necklace.
Don't wear any kind of jewelry because then it's just going to be smacking me in the face.
(17:36):
It's like, and today I'm going to be a pizza boy.
And then I can, you know, I'm bringing you a small pizza.
You're obviously a very big guy.
So clearly it's not enough.
But you know, you tell me to come inside to grab your money and then you realize, oh, that's not the right size pizza for me.
So then you get real rough with me on your, your tech me up styles and really make me work for the tail.
(18:02):
I don't know why you make it sound like he's that fucking that chicken from a.
Oh, the loody too.
Yeah, the loody.
My jaw, my jaw, say I just stand by.
He is from Alabama.
Oh my God.
Well, that's that that rooster is where he's God.
(18:25):
What is it?
What's that rooster's name?
I don't fucking know.
Somebody said it.
And I was so confused.
And then I looked it up.
I was like, oh, yeah, it's the rooster.
Yeah, it is.
It is definitely the rooster.
That's a lot of people.
Are we going through all the looney tunes?
We already did Tweety Bird.
Yeah, we that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
We're just that we're on a way to bugs and and you'll say me they say bugs original drag queen
(18:46):
bugs bunny.
How all the disguises?
What do you mean?
Oh, I mean, okay.
I don't know.
I'd still see that as more of I be the only go to Roger just from American dad that will
forever be that's new agent.
He's the best.
I know he is.
He is.
He is.
But aside from you talking about, you know, your only fans and let me just say that if I had
(19:12):
a guilty pleasure that watching all of those would be the ones that I'd watch.
But only if I got them for free because I don't believe that you deserve any of my money
right now until I know at least what's going on?
You know, if you do put any money towards the collapse that immediately goes towards my
rent so I can bring you more content.
Yeah, anyway, so I can see that I winked, but I winked.
(19:33):
Yeah.
I feel your eyelashes rub against my lips there.
I'm sitting on my desk and like my twitch camera is right in front of me.
So I just instinctively looked at that camera and winked.
God.
Did you just hear like a little team when you did it?
I mean, I felt like there was like a star or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
(19:54):
Oh, like the the the more you know, NBC.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, that's cute.
I love that man.
I think my actual guilty pleasure is I will find YouTube channels that are like out
to like power scaling for like anime or oh, you know, what's the best of vampire in all
(20:14):
of these HBO shows and whatever.
And I will watch them knowing how pissed off I'm going to get because I'm like, they wouldn't
fucking win us.
Oh, that works.
Yeah.
I don't know if see the whole vampire thing just got so old.
After a while because I feel like that's all there was.
(20:35):
Everybody just had a thing and obsession for vampires.
I watched one and I knew based on the thumbnail.
I was just going to get pissed, but I was having to drive like an hour away for work.
And it was like, yeah, Twilight vampires are the strongest vampires in all of media and
dead and I almost swerved off the road.
Oh, my God.
(20:55):
No, like you're fucking sparkly.
The things are like, well, they can hunt in the daylight and they're super beautiful so
that people won't hunt them down.
And I was like, they have red fucking eyes.
You don't think that gives it away?
Yeah.
No, I die.
They sparkle in the sun.
Like that doesn't give it away.
No, I'm done with the whole vampire thing.
(21:17):
I mean, that's just that was too much.
And what in there?
There's like another one that was supposed to be coming out that's along the same lines
because you had like vampire diaries you had a course Twilight then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
True blood though.
Hey, true blood.
Another one of those.
I'm just I loved it.
(21:39):
True blood.
What was different about that one than any of the others?
It was very adult.
Okay.
Like they like there was actually like adult relationships going on and you know, things
that adults do.
Yeah.
It's down to sex and kissing and all that.
What in the all the others?
(21:59):
Yeah, but you got to see a lot more.
Oh, well, but you got to see a lot more.
So I know you would like it.
Okay.
Why is that?
Look up Jason Stackhouse.
That's all I that's all you need to do.
Yeah.
Also, it was like.
Yeah.
Yes.
Jason Stackhouse.
But like in that one, it was like, okay, you become a vampire.
(22:20):
You have to learn how to control your emotions.
And you get stronger as you live as a vampire.
Like every year you get like, I don't know, like 0.1% stronger, but you're immortal.
Minus, you know, if somebody stakes you or, you know, that's off your fucking head.
It's just big.
Oh, shut up.
(22:40):
You are lying.
You are lying.
Just.
Ellie.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Oh fuck out of here.
Hold on.
Drew Blood.
Yeah.
Drew Blood.
Jason Stackhouse.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Drew Blood.
I don't know.
I mean, he, he, I'm just trying to look up the cast as he, there's any other hot ones on
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there that I'm not.
Oh my god.
Eh.
Yeah.
It's a skip for me.
Oh fuck off.
No.
Uh, yeah.
You know what?
What?
Fuck you.
Why?
What do you think he's hot?
Yes.
And he is so not my type.
I know.
That's why I kind of thought that was on it.
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Yeah.
I was just like, I would let Jason Stackhouse do things to me.
Yeah.
No.
Uh-uh.
You know what?
I'm just kidding.
You thought I was attractive.
You have no taste.
I, no, no.
No, I have, I have a taste in, in little people.
Um, but.
Uh.
It's freezing.
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I'm freezing.
I'm freezing.
What?
I mean, you are, you're a little, little, little mini.
A little momma.
Yeah.
Your little momma.
Yeah.
A little momma like a homo.
Yeah.
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See?
That's what I loved about that, which by the way, I wanted to bring this up because I did tell, um,
Ethan, by the way, who was the one who, uh, found out did submit that question.
Uh, okay.
Uh, he also wanted to see if you could throw out some advice for him.
Okay.
So that advice is he is very shy and quiet when it comes to girls.
He's, he's awkward.
Let's say he might have a little bit of the tism.
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Uh, so with that being said, how would one go about getting to know girls?
Okay.
I'll be totally honest.
I was such a shudden.
Like minus getting into some physical altercations in high school.
I was very much like just leave me alone answer only when spoken to and then like, short answers
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possible.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Well, let this get for a second.
You got into physical altercations.
Yeah.
People with like five, three guy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I am five eight.
Oh, are you really?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were seriously.
I thought you were five three.
I'm five seven and three quarters.
Seven and five eight.
Seven and three in there somewhere.
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Oh, so anyway.
All right.
Go ahead.
So like, you know, I just, I tried to say to myself my first job.
I got after I finished high school because my parents, well, my mother would not allow me
to have a job.
It was quote unquote too much freedom.
But I worked in retail and so like, it was a new mall that had just reopened.
And so after about a month, they're like, Hey, unless you can start to come out of your
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shell, we're going to have to let you go.
I spent I kid you not the next two weeks doing nothing, but looking up on like YouTube
and like online, just how to talk to people.
And I learned how to become an extrovert when needed.
So it's like if I'm on here on Twitch or, you know, it's like I know how to be extrovert,
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but when I'm at home, no, I need like an hour and a half where I can just do nothing and
recharge.
Come on.
So just a full hour and a half.
Yeah, like if I come home from an eight hour shift at work and I know I have to record
or something later that night, I will come home.
The boyfriend will be like, Happy, I love you.
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And I will literally I will give him the halfest of a hug.
And he'll be like, do you need a loan time?
And I was like, wow, just just like that.
Just like me.
Okay.
It's like, because I'm not trying to be a bitch, but I'm like, what should be a bitch?
I mean, I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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No, 100%.
Yeah.
I mean, basically just.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I learned how to read body language a lot and I learned just how to connect a lot better
with people.
Okay.
Well, home on, but take, take body language out of the picture.
Okay.
Because we're talking about this is 2023.
This is everything is digital, right?
So yeah, just assume that he's meeting people online.
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He's talking to these girls that he's finding on like, you know, say plenty of fish or
tender or whatever.
Okay.
Dating website.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
So if you go through their thing, see if they've included any random thing like, let's just
say that here's my tender profile.
What's up everybody?
I'm Lil Monesha.
I'm Lil Monesha.
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I'm Lil Monesha.
I'm not Lil Monesha.
And I'm not like other girls.
I like anime.
Cowboy Peabop is my favorite.
Anyway, I've got three cats and I'm just looking for someone to let me have a good time.
And I go not to bars and getting crazy.
Okay.
I saw that you really like anime.
I haven't watched Cowboy Peabop.
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Is it really that good?
Okay.
Take a snippet out of their profile and be like, use that as a jumping off point, but don't
ask too many questions.
Ask like one question, Max.
Only one?
Shouldn't you have like a start?
To start.
To have like in your back pocket.
Like, is that great?
That's why you only ask one to start with.
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Because if they don't answer the one question, they're not going to answer anymore.
Right.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Like, don't make it awkward, right?
Like, don't have their profile up in front of you where those, that's all you're going to
say is no, but it's like, you know, if someone said they liked anime or whatever, be like,
oh my gosh, you like anime.
That's crazy.
My favorite is a tack on Titan.
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It's not.
But like, you know, did you ever see that one?
Oh, no.
Like, I never really liked a tack on Titan.
It wasn't my cup of tea.
I'm more into Dragon Ball.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, I love Dragon Ball.
Da, da, da, da.
Ask a question about something you can follow up with.
We'll see.
And you're on.
And make it not awkward.
You're on the right path because he does love anime.
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So there you go.
With things, anime is a lot more common these days.
Like, it's not weird to like anime anymore.
I remember when I was in school seven years ago, because I'm 25.
30.
Fuck off.
It literally is like, if I wore an anime shirt, I would walk down the hallway and immediately
someone below fucking queer.
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Take my bag off, start to whoops the mask.
Yeah.
About five, three ass.
You're saying that.
I'm five eight.
All right.
Three and three quarters.
So five seven and three quarters.
Yes.
So I'm very five eight.
So what would he need to do to be able to secure the bag?
So to speak, like to win these girls over because let's, okay.
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The ass hole.
What?
I'm telling you.
Everybody wants a bad boy.
If you're too nice for too long, you get put in the friend zone.
Okay, but that's you.
That's not every girl.
Child?
I am a femme gay.
Who do you think all of my friends are?
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Bitches.
Exactly.
Okay.
And you and I'm a bitch.
I'm a nicer bitch, so I think to the point where it kind of, I think probably annoyed you
at some point.
It did.
But, you know, it is what it is.
I'm not.
Because I'd be sitting there being like, hit me with a fucking brick.
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Like, come on.
Yeah.
No.
I couldn't.
Now, let's let before I got on my medication, I would totally have done that.
I would have.
I would have done that and not held back.
Oh, yeah.
It would have been.
And that's how I died.
Yeah.
It would have been bloody.
It would have been bad.
But, you know, hey, I'm different.
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I mean, you're still stick around these days if you were upset.
So that's a good thing.
But if he, I'd stick around, but you wouldn't, I would say, get out.
Yeah.
I'd stick around elsewhere behind bars, I guess.
That's how bad it'd be hitting you, I guess.
If it were my Caucasian home.
And I'm not saying everybody needs to be or anybody for that matter needs to be violent.
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Don't be violent.
But if your partner says choke me, slam me and, you know, batista bomb me, do it.
But pile drive me, baby.
Yeah.
So, okay.
All right.
Good transition.
If he was found, let's say he found a girl that was like that, right?
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He was freaking.
He's more vanilla, let's say.
So here's my thing with having partners.
There has to be a compromise.
And it's gonna be awkward, especially at the beginning.
Like I can't tell you how many men I have had to train, how to choke and properly smack
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somebody when you're doing the thing.
But it's like, you know, a little bit of coaxing, a little bit of guidance and then boom,
oh, so much more enjoyable.
So you have to be open to trying new things.
See, and I was thinking like that, okay, that guy that I hooked up with a few weekends
ago when I was choking him out, he was like, I was squeezing him to the point to where I
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thought I felt a couple of pops and, and yeah, there are a couple of pops.
And, and then he just like put his hand over mine and like squeezed it harder.
And I'm like, okay, this is that autoerotica, this fixation thing that's going on.
Like I don't, I don't want you to die on me.
Right.
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Like let's not do that.
Like that was, that was awkward.
But not, and he would not be one of those types of people that would be into that type
of thing.
So if he wanted to find a girl who was plain Jane mayonnaise, a jar of mayonnaise today,
mayonnaise.
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What would he need to do to find a good old fashioned jar of mayonnaise?
Okay.
I feel like more vanilla people in my experience, more mayonnaise.
More mayonnaise.
Yeah.
I feel like they're more likely to have a longer innocent conversation with you.
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Whereas, you know, if they're a little freaky, you'd be like, hey, I see you go to the gym
a lot.
Where do you go?
I go to a planet fitness, but then afterwards I go behind Gold's gym so I can get railed a
little bit.
Oh, okay.
Probably a little bit more freaky.
And that kind of is hot, not gonna lie.
It is.
I would like that.
As opposed to like a, hey, like I see you like to play cards.
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What's your game of choice?
Oh, I love playing Uno, but only by the official rule book.
Oh my God, me too.
Very mayonnaise.
100%.
Like that is green bean.
Yeah, that is green bean.
That's French cut green bean is what.
Yeah.
So actually, something for French cut, that is straight up American green bean.
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That's just picked out a potato.
That's pie.
That's fucking new potato green beans is what that is.
Yeah.
I just, I like that adventure, I think is the best way to play.
I know you do.
He does.
What?
We meet.
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Yeah, you.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, you would.
And it's.
Yes, I would.
I, you know what?
That's where you two should go to film is behind, like behind a dumpster.
Oh, been there, done that.
You didn't film it?
Well, no, I didn't film it, but the dude was.
Dude became a stalker for the next week.
Okay, but this is someone you're dating now.
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That's what I'm saying.
Go behind a dumpster and make something special.
Are you implying that what I make is not already special?
I don't have a video link.
So no, it isn't.
You have access to the Twitter.
I sent you the link for that.
That is the blandest Twitter I have ever seen in my life until you put something up that
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is enticing and encouraging for me to purchase.
I think that's the problem.
Partially of why you're not, you know, getting more, you know, higher percentages.
I think you need to, you need to put some teasers up there.
Show a little sum.
I did say to do that.
I am not running it.
I am just helping provide your managing machine.
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You're managing.
Idea machine.
And managing.
You need to chop, chops.
Mac them on the ass.
I already said to have two separate accounts, one for all the individuals, one for the co-labs.
Bring them in.
I want to talk to him right now.
He's at the gym.
Of course he is.
He's getting pumped.
I got to record after this.
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Oh, yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Man, you know, talking about that, you were saying like go behind a gym and getting real.
Like there was a guy that would hit me up when I was living in Austin.
He would hit me up all the time right after he would leave the gym.
He like, hey, can I come over and I'm like, no, what?
Go, no, go shower.
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He wouldn't shower.
No, why?
Because it's disgusting.
No.
I don't want that sweat must.
Are you gay?
Yeah, I'm not nasty gay.
Are you sure?
I'm not nasty gay.
Like you.
I don't think there's anything that smells better than a man fresh from the gym.
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The other is Cologne.
Oh, fight me.
Maybe if they're in a suit and everything, dressed up, whatever, then you can, that's so
cool.
Absolutely.
But if you're in like a fucking, you know, a stringer tank top and some shorts, it's like,
yes, gym.
I love the gym smell.
I mean, I would have, I would have almost allowed him to take a shower in my place.
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But he wouldn't have done it.
I cannot believe you.
I don't want to put my mouth around dirty cock.
I'm just saying.
Musky, not dirty.
Musky.
It's, yeah, well, it definitely is that.
But sweat is filled with, you know, if your pores are clogged up and you sweat and it pushes
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that dirt out, where do you think it goes?
Into the shower.
Into the greater unknown.
Yeah, of your mouth.
And I'm not going to be that whore.
Oh my God.
I need to send you a picture of this one guy because he would only come over after the
gym and I loved it.
Yeah, you got to send me a picture.
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Now, okay.
So I will say, and I think I mentioned this before.
So the guy that came over a couple of weeks ago who we were obviously hooking up.
I was, I didn't know if he had just gotten out of the shower when he was very much hinting
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at wanting to have his ass eaten and I was a little hesitant, but that's where I did the
double tap and swipe sniff.
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
And I didn't smell it.
I smelled a little musk, a little musk, but it was, it wasn't overwhelming.
And it was kind of pleasant in a way.
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You just, I like it.
I can't with you.
What?
You did.
It was okay.
Okay, phone.
I would, I would, okay, that's different.
That's different.
I, he doesn't even look like your type.
So that was actually, he got bigger than that.
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Oh.
So okay, it's been a few years.
Like I like them right there.
That's where they need to stop.
Just a smidge and bigger.
Just a smidge and with no upper limit.
No, no, no.
Wait, you want to have Tweety Bird legs?
You know.
That's what I'm, when you say that, how they go lift me with Tweety Bird legs.
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That's what I'm saying.
Like I mean, being carried princess style.
I know you do.
You're like a little Nigerian princess.
Oh, I'm about that.
Yeah.
But no, like I said, it's been a couple years.
So I just, I saved some of his pictures and I kept them in my spank bank.
Anyway.
I would too.
Did he ever come over?
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Oh, yeah.
But he would, like the way our schedule is lined up, it was always like after he got done
with his nighttime gym session.
So it's like, okay, well, do you know, do you want to hang out?
I said, well, I just got done from the gym.
So, you know, I'm really, you know, I'm ready to go.
And I'm like, that's fine.
Like, well, I don't want to just like use you for sex.
I said, it's fine.
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Trust me, it's fine.
That's what that's what you're there for.
I, I high fived with him.
That's why you're around after sex like four different times.
I'm sorry.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
We high five.
Let's, I want that to sink in for a moment.
You high five, do high five.
It was good.
Like we just, I don't know.
It was very in sync.
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So she's like, yeah, bro.
All right.
Well, no, I was not like, yeah, bro.
Yeah.
Like I'm just, I'm picturing like you were in like a WWE match.
And you just, you high five.
That's what I'm like a tag team.
No, like we got done and like, you know, I hopped off and like, you know, I hopped on the
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bed next to him and like literally like really well as well as children were dripping
out of your, your landslide.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Like I put a hand up and he literally just like immediately.
That is incredible.
And it was like, yes.
And then like we ended up texting for like six months.
And he was like, hey, I really like you, but I'm going to California to see what's up
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with this one guy and I just want to be transparent.
I'm like, okay, that's fine because we almost went on a few dates, but it always ended up being
like he canceled or I had to cancel or something.
So he's like, yeah, but if this doesn't work out, I definitely want us to finally go on
that date.
And I'm like, okay, I can't wait for it, you know, but you know, if nothing else, like
I hope it does go well, you know, just want you to be happy.
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The sex was always great.
Yeah, I don't know if I can ever see you like dating somebody like him though.
Like that.
I would.
Wow.
I mean, you've seen the guy I'm dating now.
He's a lot bigger than that.
He is.
Now, don't get wrong.
That guy that I sent you, he got bigger than that picture, like a fair amount bigger,
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but nowhere near the guy that I'm dating now.
Huh.
Like I'd say he probably got up to like 240, whereas the guy now is just shy of 300.
Yeah, that and I think even at times you seem to, uh, I don't know, say that or maybe not
say, but kind of insinuate that he may not be big enough.
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Like he wouldn't mind him a bit bigger.
I'm just saying there's not really an upper limit.
Like you sent that picture of that guy just like, you know, mustache ride going down.
And that's why I asked, I was like, is that you underneath that large, oh, oh, yeah,
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no, like that.
That there was a little suffocation.
I that took my breath away and I was just staring at the photo.
Now I followed that guy for years, but he kept like deleting his Twitter and then making
a new Twitter.
Oh, let's I hate that.
I know.
I was like, bro, I just found you again.
No.
Where are you now?
Yeah.
No.
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I see, but that's another thing too.
Like that gets rid of your entire clientele.
Like, was did he have an on OF?
No, I started following him before OF got like really big.
Okay.
So it wasn't like he was using it to promote his only fans or whatever.
No, but now he's had the same one for at least like six months.
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And I'm like, okay, you you're at like, well, I don't know what he's at actually.
I want to say he's at at least 15 K.
And I'm like, just fucking keep it.
Wow.
If you need to take some time off, that's fine.
But keep your fucking Twitter the same.
Wow.
Yeah, that's that's a little frustrating.
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That's frustrating.
Yeah, I can't I can't stand that.
There's been a couple of guys that I followed who have, you know, they've come up and then
disappeared and come up and then disappeared.
And I'm wonder if they ended up trying to find a regular job and were like trying to keep
that from being found from a prospective employer.
And so they could just forgot the log in or something.
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Cause I have to let that happen or that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It always seems to happen like about, I don't know 3 a.m. when I'm going through it or
something and I'm noticing I'm like, where the hell is his profile?
You know, it's funny that that's what you think of it 3 a.m.
Cause that is definitely not what I think of it 3 a.m.
So what are you even thinking at 3 a.m.?
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Yes, I am cause usually again, this is if I don't have to work in the morning cause when
I work in the morning, I have to get up at like 6.
But if I don't have to do anything in the next morning, yeah, I'm up until 3 or 4 usually.
But I will sit there and I'll be like, hmm, you know, I loved Sailor Moon growing up,
but they should have rewrote it like this.
And I will go through every single detail I can remember from an entire show and I will
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rewrite the entire show in my head.
And I'll be like, you know what?
This is 10 times better.
I need to submit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You just like I rewrote the Pokemon series so many times it's not even funny.
So that's those are your 3 a.m. thoughts.
Those are right about it 3 a.m.
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Animation's basically like, okay, so in Digimon, they have the seven demon lords which are
based on like the seven cardinal sins of Christian mythology.
One of them is Lilithmon and she's supposed to be lust.
And I was like, hmm, what if we did a whole story about Lilith as like a demon and the next
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thing I knew, I had like, I don't know, I typed out some of it.
I had like 4 pages typed out and I probably had about 15 pages worth of shit like in my
head ready to go.
And I was like, I'm going to come back to this tomorrow.
Never touch it.
It's been like 8 months.
We know the only reason I get that reference about Lilith is because she's currently an operator
in Call of Duty.
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Don't know her.
Nicki Minaj is the only thing that matters.
Is that even Call of Duty?
It is.
Oh, look at me.
Look at that.
That is, that's I'm proud of you.
I'm super proud of you.
I will still never play it, but man, I felt horrible about what I remember.
You mentioned Sailor Moon and it reminded me of when for Valentine's Day and I don't
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know if you guys did this for Valentine's Day in school, but you had your little Valentine's
parties and you would put those little Valentine cards with like a candy on it and someone else's
cubby year, you know, whatever.
They had a rule where you had to give one to everyone in the class if you were going
to give one.
So in my school, what we would do is like everyone would get like a generic, like little
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sweet tarts and then like the person you actually liked, you're like, here's a Reese's
and a Snickers.
Man.
Yeah.
So this was this was sad.
This is how ugly of a child I was.
There was this girl when I was in first or say, I think it was second grade that I had a
crush on and it was second grade.
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I was still in denial and funny enough, in second grade, I was also still like messing around
with my friends.
We were doing the whole, I'll show you mine if you show me yours thing in our tree house,
you know.
I really never did that.
Oh, well, that's where I started for me.
Very different childhood.
Yeah.
Oh, definitely did.
Definitely did.
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But I remember I had a crush on her Susan Webb.
That was her name, little bitch.
And so I, my mom got sailor moon ones for me.
And I didn't know what the, the only thing I knew about sailor moon was that it was
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she could body Goku.
Not even that was that it was a TV show on WB or something.
I think when you got off school and that's all I knew at the time.
Okay.
But I was she could she sailor moon ones?
I thought she, I think she thought she was doing something good.
She thought she was getting me something spice grow related or power ranger related.
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Oh, it was a very power rangers pose.
Yeah.
It we at was.
I think it was like power ranger.
She was shooting for like thought it was like the new age power rangers or whatever.
So anyway, she got me that because I think that was at the height of the power, the height
of the power rangers, everything was sold out.
You couldn't hardly find anything.
So anyway, she got me that.
And I was embarrassed to give those out.
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But again, we did.
And I put one in her her little Valentine box or whatever.
And it was on Valentine's day and we were all going through them.
And I remember looking over at her and I was just waiting to see if she was going to pull
mine out.
And it wasn't mine.
It wasn't mine.
It wasn't mine.
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And then finally she pulled mine out and so scared.
And it she do.
And it said whatever the stupid sailor moon thing was at the time.
It was like in the name of the moon.
I'll punish you.
Yeah.
I don't know if it was exactly that quote.
But it was something along the lines of you're you're so sweet from the moon and back.
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Will you be my Valentine's day or will you make me yak or I don't know something like
that.
And so there was like a little girl or her.
She's kiss you know on it.
And I remember her looking at it and she turned it over to see who it was from.
And she saw it was me.
And I saw that little bitch roll her eyes and toss it away in the trash.
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She tossed it away in the candy and all.
Oh my God.
And I was so hurt.
I was so hurt.
And so after that happened, everybody was going out.
I think for like to the playground for recess or whatever.
And I went over to the trash can and I pulled it out.
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And I looked to because I wanted to make sure like was that one mine and it was mine.
And I took the little Hershey's kiss off and I ate it and I put the card back in the
trash.
No, you I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I it was wrapped.
Obviously was going to let that chocolate go to waste.
You can throw away my sailor moon Valentine, but you're not going to waste my fucking Hershey
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kiss bitch.
I can't.
But I was I was so distraught.
And you know what?
I'm going to blame Susan Webb.
She turned me.
I'm going to get a bag of.
See I've been avoiding saying that this entire time.
Not me.
She I'm done.
She that bitch.
Mm-hmm.
I blame her.
There's really no reason why like there's no girls I can blame because I should have known
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from a very, very early age.
Like I watched Dragon Ball Z because they were always shirtless.
Like when the Broly movie came out, that was it.
That was my obsession for massive muscular men.
I dreamed about Broly just fucking wrecking my ass.
I bet you did.
Hold on.
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What is this picture you just sent me?
Who is this guy?
Is that the same one?
That's the same one.
That was just for you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like.
I mean, he's covering up some things I'd like to look at, but okay.
I deal with that.
I'll mess with that.
I know you got more in your spank bank.
Send me more.
I don't know.
I'm out.
My entire MacBook Pro is nothing but a spank bank.
Oh, I bet.
Do you jerk looking through at your MacBook?
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I saved a lot of pictures.
So you don't look on your phone?
You look on your MacBook?
No, no, no.
I have one on my phone, one on my old phone, one on my old old phone, and then one on my MacBook.
And nothing on my new laptop.
Oh, you got to keep that one clean.
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Yeah, I got you.
This one's scrubbed.
Right.
Yeah.
You got to have the naughty one.
Okay.
Yeah.
My MacBook no longer has access to the internet.
Why are you pretty someone's going to hack into it?
No, that's when he viruses and stuff are on it.
Oh my God.
See, you need some help.
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Well, and I talk to a friend of mine who works at Apple and like, I got this MacBook like
when I 2011.
Uh huh.
Yeah, I know where you're going with that.
So it's like, he's like, we don't service these anymore.
It's too old.
I was like, that's fine.
So all my pictures, it's fine.
Wow.
My pictures in my videos.
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Jesus.
Well, I want to see more of those pictures on there, especially if it's of that, that
hottie.
Mm.
He moved away.
He's in California.
I don't care.
I want to see photos.
Yeah.
Just send me those photos.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Well, hopefully next week we'll have a, we'll have a Scotty bag.
Yeah.
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Also, thank you, Ethan, for the question.
Yeah.
Ethan, see, here's the thing I wanted to bring them on because I told them I was like, hey,
we might be able to get you on, but then if technical things, we can't do it to where
you'd be able to hear him and it'd be a mess and so whatever.
I'll figure that out later.
But, but yeah.
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So that's a good question.
By the way, if you got any questions to that you want to share, you can always head on over
to harshmediaink.com or you can go to harsh.media, whichever is easier for your fingers.
Did you could type it in there and send over your questions because I'm sure a little
mo mo for the way the little mo mo show.
That's all right.
Live on Twitch.
Oh, yeah.
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Relive.
We go live every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday at 7 p.m. central over there.
Oh, look at you.
And like I said, but it's not a huge following right now.
We're just over a hundred follows.
So I mean, if you pop in, you ask a question.
I 110% will see it and I will respond.
If I'm doing a boss fight, you might have to wait just a minute, but I do get to every
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single question.
See, I've wanted to go into your lives, but I've been afraid because I don't want to cause
a riff between you and Steven or whatever your man's name is.
As long as it's not overly sexual, it's not a deal.
That's just who I am.
I'm not going to babysit myself.
Why can't he deal with that?
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I don't know.
I am not in this podcast.
Does he listen to this podcast?
No.
Good.
Bitch.
Bastard.
Hurry up and get done with that relationship.
So you can just be yourself again.
Well, we'll see.
You know, my lease is up in May.
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So we're going to see where I end up moving to.
I'm kind of curious to see if you're going to go through with it or if it's going to last.
So hold on.
So there's three options.
There.
Yeah.
I suppose there are.
Like after you guys had your last discussion about making things work or whatever, where
are things at on that?
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Neutral ground.
There has been a lot more positives that have happened since.
But then there's the occasional negative that just absolutely pisses me off.
Like the other day when I went and had to call a friend of mine for a couple of hours
because I was like, I really don't like the fact that there's a person and a stranger
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in my room sitting on my bed.
Yeah.
After I came home from work, yeah, that would irritate the crap out of me.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
But did you have a discussion about that?
Just a little bit.
But then there's like, you know, he is, like he's making a lot more money with his OF and
everything.
So it used to be that I would, you know, pay for us to go out to eat or do anything.
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He's providing a lot more on that.
So it's like, okay, that I feel like kind of outweighs the rest.
So like we're in a better spot, but there's, you know, it's a relationship that the work
never stops.
Also Twitch podcasts, YouTube, the work never stops.
Yeah.
I know you're all over the place.
You are super, super busy.
You're I am.
You are celebrity.
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Thank you.
I know.
I just don't get paid like one.
I can change.
You never know.
One day.
One day.
It definitely could.
Little Momo show you how to go check it out.
It's over on the Twitch.
And we'll, you know what, I'll even see if I can't put a link over on a harsh maybe ink
dot.
Look at you.
I know.
I'm going to be sweet like that.
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I'm going to do that just for you.
So you can't see it.
I'm giving you a little eight bit heart with my fingies.
Oh, that's cute.
Better watch out.
Make sure they don't get bitten off now.
All right.
You have fun.
Now we appreciate you.
Thanks for listening to the podcast.
And as always, check it out.
HarshMidiInk.com.
We'll catch you later.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Hey, what is going on everyone? It is the chat podcast. My name is Charlie. I've got the one. The only.
The iconic never before been seen. Little Momo!
Aww, what's going on, Mo?
Oh, you know.
*laughs*
You know. Tell me what is it that I should know that that's happening right now in your life.
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Well, you know, I'm still in my gym clothes because I didn't have time to get changed, but I'm drinking my lemonade.
Look at you!
Antiquila?
Of course.
I was waiting on it. I was waiting on it.
Well, we'll get to that in a second. So we don't have Scotty this week. He is out.
What? What did he say happen? He maybe hurt his finger?
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Oh, is he still reeling about that?
I think so. He X-rays or something? I don't know.
Oh, damn it, Scotty. He had to go get his hand X-rayed or something.
I swear, he said it. I just... There's too many texts coming on my phone. You know, it's hard when you're a local celebrity.
Oh, that's right. You are a local celebrity.
Yeah, everybody. Let me ask you this, because with your part-time job, you do work in food service, right?
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So...
Yes, and I get noticed all the time.
I was going to ask, how many people come up to you while you're behind the counter and say,
"Hey, well, what while you're doing that, will you sign this napkin for me?"
And they like-
No.
Slided over to you very quickly.
It hasn't happened yet, but I can see it in their eyes.
Oh, so they're thanking it. It just hadn't happened.
Yeah, I couldn't read their body language. I'm like, "I know."
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Oh, okay.
You don't have to be scared.
Okay, all right. All right.
Well, that's...
Speaking of, if you guys are ever bored, you can catch me on Twitch.
Yeah, so can we talk about that?
Yeah, like you got your Twitch going, you're making transitions and moves.
Yeah, I was supposed to have a farewell stream with my old co-host, so we actually had to reschedule again.
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Again.
Yes, indeed.
But as of this week, the channel name has officially changed it over.
And it is Drumroll?
There's the Drumroll.
Oh.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what that was.
So it's just called the Lil Momo Show going forward.
(02:24):
Oh, yes.
It's a round of applause for the Momo show.
And honestly, because I told my co-hosts when we started, I was like, "Hey, I need you to give me a little bit more,
because I don't want it to be 90% me and 10%, you're like, "I don't want it to be the Lil Momo Show."
And then that's what it turns into.
So now I'm like, I guess we'll just call it the Lil Momo Show.
So that's awesome.
(02:44):
So do you have any like guess lined up, or are you going to have like different people come in and out?
Or what?
Not really.
I do want to have like a once a month thing where it's like a, hey, you know, like bring like one or two of my moderators in
because I know them IRL and they're local.
So we're like, "Hey, let's just have like a chill like Mario Party night."
And then it'll also give a chance to be like since it's a very non-competitive thing.
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Be like, "Hey, if anyways got any questions in the chat or whatever, like, buy all means, please ask away."
Like, "I want to get to know the public.
You know, I want them to get to know me."
Yeah, all that goodness.
Oh, well, that's cool.
So are these the same moderators that would dog on me when I would enter the chat?
No.
One of them, he was actually gone for a while because he was in, I think, Thailand for like two months.
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But he pretty much all he does is just like if there's like an auto mod thing like for language or whatever, he's just like,
"Okay, like, is this within the bounds? Let's go ahead and do that."
Or if there's a number of people in the chat, he'll go ahead and create like a poll or something.
But the channel's still pretty small, so there's not a ton of work that goes into it.
Well, I mean, at least you've got a moderator.
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I mean, there are a lot of people who just rely on the auto mod or whatever, right?
See, the auto mod does some things.
And I'm just like, "What are you doing?"
Like, it'll be like, "Oh, they said something sexual."
And I'm like, "Have you seen the rest of this stream?"
See, that's something that I just, I don't know, like I, it's kind of like the auto mod for Reddit.
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I would imagine it's kind of the same because I wanted to start a subreddit.
But then I was thinking like, I see all the work that goes into those subreddits.
And it just, that between the auto mod and then really having moderators in there, it's just,
it's kind of a pain in the ass starting out.
That is fair.
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I'm not really on Reddit that much, but I imagine, well, and I'm bringing that up because I imagine that they're kind of hand in hand, you know, the way that they work.
Somebody said sex in a comment on my Twitch and like, "It got auto modded."
I'm like, "Why?" Like, "Can't I like set up like, you know, like, okay, that's not crazy."
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So what does that, what does that do? Does it block them?
So basically what it does is it makes their message invisible.
And so I can see it and it'll have like a flag.
It'll be like, "Oh, auto mod restricted."
So then I can click on it or a moderator can click on it and be like, "Okay, like do we want to allow this?"
Or should we like officially deny this comment?
Which 90% of the time it's not a big deal.
So it's like, "Okay, yeah, just allow it, whatever."
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Oh, well, yeah, that would make sense.
That would be fair.
There are some that I'm like, "Yeah, I'm gonna have to not do that."
Like somebody, I was playing Pokemon and I don't remember what it was, but they were like, "Ew, why does that look like an uncircumcised penis, something, something, something?"
And I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna have to not allow that."
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Oh my God.
Cause it was like a three-line thing and I was like, "Yeah, we're not. We're not doing that."
Oh my God.
Yeah, no.
I mean, did you let that...
Can you go back live and say, "No, un-automod that or whatever."
Not to my knowledge.
Of course, I'm not like super tech savvy anyway.
I'm still trying to set up this mic on my Twitch.
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I know.
Because I have a clip on my mic.
Well, what's wrong with that one?
It's fine.
It's just this has way better sound quality.
That's true.
But the problem is, is like, unless I like move the whole computer closer to me,
my cord's not long enough and I'm like, "I can't be bothered to go get an extension cord."
Girl, Amazon will deliver that to you.
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No need to be inconvenienced by it.
Then I gotta get online and I'm going to Amazon.
Oh, Amazon.
Everyone's doing to Black Friday shopping.
I know.
You act like that's such a big problem.
You know, it's not real.
It is darling.
Didn't that what you do in your downtime anyway?
You just sit there and scroll through Amazon?
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No.
No, I don't.
Maybe that's my downtime.
What do you do?
I like to drink some tequila.
Yeah.
I think we all knew that.
I don't know.
I'll go doodle for a little bit.
And then if somebody enters the room, I'll flee the room because no one can watch me doodle.
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And I'll go lock myself in a separate room.
Why?
I'm very self-conscious because I don't draw regularly enough to where I'm like, "Yeah, this looks great."
I will spend if I'm doing it like a digitally, I will redraw the same line like 15 to 30 times because I'm like, "No, I don't like the way this tape is at the end."
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No, it has the slightest wiggle in the middle.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Also, if I'm drawing a person, I will draw like the whole figure, like totally naked first.
And then I'll be like, "Okay, yeah, I'm happy with like how long the leg is here and how the fingers are looking."
Now it's time for me to cover all of it up with their clothes.
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So are you going to, for the new show, or are you going to draw like a logo for it as well?
Yes, it's not done yet.
I'm still kind of fine-tuning some stuff.
Some things I don't think a lot of people realize is like how thick of an outline it is.
Okay, like, do I want it to be like fat, sharp, be thick?
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Do I want it to be pencil thin?
Do I want the inside lines to be a lot thinner than the outside lines?
And then it's like, "Okay, do I like this color? No, I hate it. I need it three shades ever so slightly different."
No, I don't like the shading over there.
I mean, this shouldn't be hard to edit once you go through it though, right?
It's not, but like, I will sit there for days.
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Oh my God.
I'm not perfectious, but it's because I know that my level of work is a lot lower than it should be.
So I'm like, if I spend days perfecting it, it'll be somewhat passable, and I can be happy enough with it.
See, I've seen a lot of your drawings, or at least the ones that you've shown me anyway.
And they're really good. Like, how long do you typically spend on one?
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It really depends. So I have an Instagram where I have, it's like a dead Instagram though I have like 10 posts on there.
But it's some stuff that I've drawn. I think it's just called Loma Mo Skeaches.
Yeah.
So if you're bored, you can check it out and give me your honest opinions.
Oh my God. What if you create, what if you were like the new Bob Ross? And that was the name of the show.
I could not.
Oh, no, you totally could.
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I thought about doing a cooking show like that though. Little Moma cooks.
Yeah, something like that where it's just like, because okay, I had some friends over one time.
And it was like, hey guys, y'all can you sit on that side of the counter.
And I was like, all right guys, today we're going to be cooking a spaghetti and meat balls.
And what you just opened up a can of Chef Boyard D.
Hell no. I fucking, I had that ground beef and those panko bread crumbs and everything.
(09:50):
But I had one of my friends, I had him like kind of sit underneath the counter. And I was like, I could really use a new cutting board right now.
He hands you one and I throw it back in him. And I was like, I said a fucking cutting board. This is a plastic board.
What's the difference? They made plastic cutting boards.
I didn't want a plastic one. I said an actual cutting board.
Oh my God. You're quaint.
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I was doing, I was doing it to make a character.
I understand.
I was like, I really should have went on Tik Tok live for that.
Could you do it in Julia Child's voice?
Okay, I don't know to hurt you. I don't know it.
It talks like this. How much you ever seen her?
She was, she's like very old.
I'm pretty sure she is.
Yes, it's kind of like, come at the frog.
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Oh God.
Yeah. That's literally how she sounded.
Like, I mean, it was, that was her voice.
And I don't know. I could maybe do like, Ina Garden.
Oh God. No. She, oh God.
I can't. The barefoot contest.
Yeah. No. No. If you don't have your own flames from the pits of hell,
store bod is fine. Yeah.
Store bod is fine.
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That's right. And her, her husband, what's his name?
Jeffrey Jeffrey. Jeffrey.
Yeah.
Like Jeffrey's out in his cage right now.
Whatever. Jeffrey is gay and he's out with the gaze
because she hangs out with all the gaze.
You know she does not care.
She is.
Yeah. That's really the only thing.
It's like after the show's over, she goes like,
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"Smacks the cage, make you wear a fucking prop."
Oh my God.
I can't, you don't think she's like that, you know,
beating her gaze down.
Oh, no, not at all, but still.
You think she just has to be funny?
You think she has like a cage of gaze
that she just kind of pulls out at random?
She might be.
She might just have those that she just...
Like she has like a go-go cages.
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Yeah. Right above where the camera is.
Oh, okay. Yeah. They just lower down
what it's time for the dinner party.
Oh my God. That would be great.
I could definitely see you hosting a cooking show.
Only if that is how it was.
Like if it was, I don't know if they rolled down
in like medieval chains or cages or something like that,
but it would be great.
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You know it's like, oh my God.
They're like half oval shaped cages,
like a flat bottom and it's got like an egg-shaped up top
or whatever.
Like a tweety bird type cage.
Okay. Yeah. I mean those.
Oh wow. Yeah. That's in the only thing missing
or flames underneath, you know,
with the bottom of the cage.
So you know, make sure you have a gas stove.
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You know, it's all good.
That's...
Yeah. That's what you know, you'd have to.
If it's not gas or propane anyway.
You know, you're doing it wrong.
No, I can't be bothered with propane.
My gay ass walking up his stomach.
Hey, I need the propane.
Oh, how much you need.
There's different amounts.
Yeah.
There's different brands.
Just whatever provides a continuous low.
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Okay.
It's a girl.
We got the one with the...
Is there one with a rhino on it?
Is that one?
Oh, yeah.
Blue rhino.
Okay. Yeah.
Like we got the blue rhino and the yellow or rangatang,
which kind did you want?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Which one costs the least?
I feel like this just got racist.
The yellow or rangatang?
I don't fucking know.
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Rhino's aren't blue.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Got me there.
God.
That's...
That's...
I don't want to go to that store.
No, that does sound like something in East Tennessee that you find.
Find the yellow giraffe.
The yellow giraffe.
The black and white zebra.
Which one do you want?
I don't know.
You said black again.
That's...
That sounds racist.
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I don't know.
I said black and white.
Okay.
My bad.
You're...
At least you're being inclusive there.
Mixed zebra.
Mixed zebra.
Mixed zebra.
I am mixed, but everyone thinks I'm Asian.
You do kind of look a little blazian.
You know, and I would be okay with that.
I would probably like that a lot.
Well, you want to just go ahead and say.
Because I mean, I'm...
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I've seen down below.
It definitely is a...
Oh my God.
It's definitely a...
Look, you can't see that on this program or the Twitch, but you can't on the OF.
Oh, that's right.
Look at that.
Nice segue into your OF.
How's that going, by the way, or are you guys still pumping out videos?
Honestly, it's going fairly well.
He...
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The highest he's ever been was like 5% I think.
And as...
Since you?
In his lifetime.
Like whenever he moved up here and I was helping him with it, he tripled how much he was
making off of only fans.
That was without me actually helping him like...
Like collab in the videos.
It was just like, why don't you try this?
Why don't you get an actual tripod?
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Why don't you try to mess with the lighting?
Why don't you do different camera angles?
Why don't you do something other than just flexing?
So you tried to actively come up with...
I managed.
Okay.
Alright.
So you were actively managing his only fans.
Pretty much.
Like I was only helping him with the videos.
I was like, you gotta run your own Twitter, your own Instagram.
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I was like, but you need to be posting daily.
Well, I'm posting though.
You know, ever a five or six dies.
I was like, I said daily.
That means it's true.
I mean, it's true.
I don't do, but...
You know what?
That's the thing though, is that it's so much easier to tell other people what they need to
do when it comes to managing their shifts than doing it yourself.
Because you know what you should be doing.
It's just getting up the power and want to do it.
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And I'll see is.
And you know what I realized?
I put out a TikTok and it sucked.
It was absolutely awful.
I hated it.
I really didn't want to post it, but I was like, I kind of have to post something.
But I was so excited for like the concept.
I was like, oh, it'll be like a, oh, you know, hey, what are you doing?
Like, oh, I'm just streaming over here later tonight.
Let's hang out.
Woo.
And then the character has like a mental breakdown.
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Well, I was like, yeah, I'm so excited.
And then he came home and then his friend came over and they were both in my bedroom with the door open.
So I'm downstairs trying to film part of it.
And I'm like, this is so awkward because I'm just having a conversation with myself trying to do like semi voices.
And then I had to go upstairs to the stream room, which is three feet away from my bedroom.
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Yeah, that is a little awkward.
So I was like, I hated this video, but.
Well, you were able to get through it though, right?
I did, but it definitely, it was not the quality I wanted at all.
So when am I at least going to be able to see the beginning of a video?
Like you should find the beginning of all of those videos.
You can see them in their totality over on TikTok.
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I knew it was coming.
I'm talking just it sees me with the like you see you tease people with a picture of your pizza boy thing, which was funny in and of itself.
Well, I was a burglar in the last one.
That's great to what's the what's what can we look forward to?
What's the what's the upcoming one?
Okay, so I think what I have to explain with the planning of these videos is I ask him because if he's went to the gym twice
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because I'll go in the mornings with him to do some cardio, which I can talk about the gym later.
That's a whole fucking thing.
Yeah.
I've been out of the gym for years.
So it's a process.
Anyway, what happens is after I get off of here, I'll sit down with him and be like, hey, what did you train today?
If it's not super obvious.
Like if you did chest, I'm like, okay, clearly you did chest today.
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So we need to accentuate your chest since you know you have a really big pump going on.
Why don't we do a lot of X, Y and Z on today's thing and what do we want for the beginning of it?
How do you want to start this?
How about, oh, you know what?
I need you to wear this tank top.
Don't wear that necklace.
Don't wear any kind of jewelry because then it's just going to be smacking me in the face.
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It's like, and today I'm going to be a pizza boy.
And then I can, you know, I'm bringing you a small pizza.
You're obviously a very big guy.
So clearly it's not enough.
But you know, you tell me to come inside to grab your money and then you realize, oh, that's not the right size pizza for me.
So then you get real rough with me on your, your tech me up styles and really make me work for the tail.
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I don't know why you make it sound like he's that fucking that chicken from a.
Oh, the loody too.
Yeah, the loody.
My jaw, my jaw, say I just stand by.
He is from Alabama.
Oh my God.
Well, that's that that rooster is where he's God.
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What is it?
What's that rooster's name?
I don't fucking know.
Somebody said it.
And I was so confused.
And then I looked it up.
I was like, oh, yeah, it's the rooster.
Yeah, it is.
It is definitely the rooster.
That's a lot of people.
Are we going through all the looney tunes?
We already did Tweety Bird.
Yeah, we that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
We're just that we're on a way to bugs and and you'll say me they say bugs original drag queen
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bugs bunny.
How all the disguises?
What do you mean?
Oh, I mean, okay.
I don't know.
I'd still see that as more of I be the only go to Roger just from American dad that will
forever be that's new agent.
He's the best.
I know he is.
He is.
He is.
But aside from you talking about, you know, your only fans and let me just say that if I had
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a guilty pleasure that watching all of those would be the ones that I'd watch.
But only if I got them for free because I don't believe that you deserve any of my money
right now until I know at least what's going on?
You know, if you do put any money towards the collapse that immediately goes towards my
rent so I can bring you more content.
Yeah, anyway, so I can see that I winked, but I winked.
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Yeah.
I feel your eyelashes rub against my lips there.
I'm sitting on my desk and like my twitch camera is right in front of me.
So I just instinctively looked at that camera and winked.
God.
Did you just hear like a little team when you did it?
I mean, I felt like there was like a star or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
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Oh, like the the the more you know, NBC.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, that's cute.
I love that man.
I think my actual guilty pleasure is I will find YouTube channels that are like out
to like power scaling for like anime or oh, you know, what's the best of vampire in all
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of these HBO shows and whatever.
And I will watch them knowing how pissed off I'm going to get because I'm like, they wouldn't
fucking win us.
Oh, that works.
Yeah.
I don't know if see the whole vampire thing just got so old.
After a while because I feel like that's all there was.
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Everybody just had a thing and obsession for vampires.
I watched one and I knew based on the thumbnail.
I was just going to get pissed, but I was having to drive like an hour away for work.
And it was like, yeah, Twilight vampires are the strongest vampires in all of media and
dead and I almost swerved off the road.
Oh, my God.
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No, like you're fucking sparkly.
The things are like, well, they can hunt in the daylight and they're super beautiful so
that people won't hunt them down.
And I was like, they have red fucking eyes.
You don't think that gives it away?
Yeah.
No, I die.
They sparkle in the sun.
Like that doesn't give it away.
No, I'm done with the whole vampire thing.
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I mean, that's just that was too much.
And what in there?
There's like another one that was supposed to be coming out that's along the same lines
because you had like vampire diaries you had a course Twilight then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
True blood though.
Hey, true blood.
Another one of those.
I'm just I loved it.
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True blood.
What was different about that one than any of the others?
It was very adult.
Okay.
Like they like there was actually like adult relationships going on and you know, things
that adults do.
Yeah.
It's down to sex and kissing and all that.
What in the all the others?
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Yeah, but you got to see a lot more.
Oh, well, but you got to see a lot more.
So I know you would like it.
Okay.
Why is that?
Look up Jason Stackhouse.
That's all I that's all you need to do.
Yeah.
Also, it was like.
Yeah.
Yes.
Jason Stackhouse.
But like in that one, it was like, okay, you become a vampire.
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You have to learn how to control your emotions.
And you get stronger as you live as a vampire.
Like every year you get like, I don't know, like 0.1% stronger, but you're immortal.
Minus, you know, if somebody stakes you or, you know, that's off your fucking head.
It's just big.
Oh, shut up.
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You are lying.
You are lying.
Just.
Ellie.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Oh fuck out of here.
Hold on.
Drew Blood.
Yeah.
Drew Blood.
Jason Stackhouse.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Drew Blood.
I don't know.
I mean, he, he, I'm just trying to look up the cast as he, there's any other hot ones on
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there that I'm not.
Oh my god.
Eh.
Yeah.
It's a skip for me.
Oh fuck off.
No.
Uh, yeah.
You know what?
What?
Fuck you.
Why?
What do you think he's hot?
Yes.
And he is so not my type.
I know.
That's why I kind of thought that was on it.
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Yeah.
I was just like, I would let Jason Stackhouse do things to me.
Yeah.
No.
Uh-uh.
You know what?
I'm just kidding.
You thought I was attractive.
You have no taste.
I, no, no.
No, I have, I have a taste in, in little people.
Um, but.
Uh.
It's freezing.
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I'm freezing.
I'm freezing.
What?
I mean, you are, you're a little, little, little mini.
A little momma.
Yeah.
Your little momma.
Yeah.
A little momma like a homo.
Yeah.
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See?
That's what I loved about that, which by the way, I wanted to bring this up because I did tell, um,
Ethan, by the way, who was the one who, uh, found out did submit that question.
Uh, okay.
Uh, he also wanted to see if you could throw out some advice for him.
Okay.
So that advice is he is very shy and quiet when it comes to girls.
He's, he's awkward.
Let's say he might have a little bit of the tism.
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Uh, so with that being said, how would one go about getting to know girls?
Okay.
I'll be totally honest.
I was such a shudden.
Like minus getting into some physical altercations in high school.
I was very much like just leave me alone answer only when spoken to and then like, short answers
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possible.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Well, let this get for a second.
You got into physical altercations.
Yeah.
People with like five, three guy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I am five eight.
Oh, are you really?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were seriously.
I thought you were five three.
I'm five seven and three quarters.
Seven and five eight.
Seven and three in there somewhere.
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Oh, so anyway.
All right.
Go ahead.
So like, you know, I just, I tried to say to myself my first job.
I got after I finished high school because my parents, well, my mother would not allow me
to have a job.
It was quote unquote too much freedom.
But I worked in retail and so like, it was a new mall that had just reopened.
And so after about a month, they're like, Hey, unless you can start to come out of your
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shell, we're going to have to let you go.
I spent I kid you not the next two weeks doing nothing, but looking up on like YouTube
and like online, just how to talk to people.
And I learned how to become an extrovert when needed.
So it's like if I'm on here on Twitch or, you know, it's like I know how to be extrovert,
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but when I'm at home, no, I need like an hour and a half where I can just do nothing and
recharge.
Come on.
So just a full hour and a half.
Yeah, like if I come home from an eight hour shift at work and I know I have to record
or something later that night, I will come home.
The boyfriend will be like, Happy, I love you.
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And I will literally I will give him the halfest of a hug.
And he'll be like, do you need a loan time?
And I was like, wow, just just like that.
Just like me.
Okay.
It's like, because I'm not trying to be a bitch, but I'm like, what should be a bitch?
I mean, I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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No, 100%.
Yeah.
I mean, basically just.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I learned how to read body language a lot and I learned just how to connect a lot better
with people.
Okay.
Well, home on, but take, take body language out of the picture.
Okay.
Because we're talking about this is 2023.
This is everything is digital, right?
So yeah, just assume that he's meeting people online.
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He's talking to these girls that he's finding on like, you know, say plenty of fish or
tender or whatever.
Okay.
Dating website.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
So if you go through their thing, see if they've included any random thing like, let's just
say that here's my tender profile.
What's up everybody?
I'm Lil Monesha.
I'm Lil Monesha.
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I'm Lil Monesha.
I'm not Lil Monesha.
And I'm not like other girls.
I like anime.
Cowboy Peabop is my favorite.
Anyway, I've got three cats and I'm just looking for someone to let me have a good time.
And I go not to bars and getting crazy.
Okay.
I saw that you really like anime.
I haven't watched Cowboy Peabop.
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Is it really that good?
Okay.
Take a snippet out of their profile and be like, use that as a jumping off point, but don't
ask too many questions.
Ask like one question, Max.
Only one?
Shouldn't you have like a start?
To start.
To have like in your back pocket.
Like, is that great?
That's why you only ask one to start with.
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Because if they don't answer the one question, they're not going to answer anymore.
Right.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Like, don't make it awkward, right?
Like, don't have their profile up in front of you where those, that's all you're going to
say is no, but it's like, you know, if someone said they liked anime or whatever, be like,
oh my gosh, you like anime.
That's crazy.
My favorite is a tack on Titan.
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It's not.
But like, you know, did you ever see that one?
Oh, no.
Like, I never really liked a tack on Titan.
It wasn't my cup of tea.
I'm more into Dragon Ball.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, I love Dragon Ball.
Da, da, da, da.
Ask a question about something you can follow up with.
We'll see.
And you're on.
And make it not awkward.
You're on the right path because he does love anime.
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So there you go.
With things, anime is a lot more common these days.
Like, it's not weird to like anime anymore.
I remember when I was in school seven years ago, because I'm 25.
30.
Fuck off.
It literally is like, if I wore an anime shirt, I would walk down the hallway and immediately
someone below fucking queer.
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Take my bag off, start to whoops the mask.
Yeah.
About five, three ass.
You're saying that.
I'm five eight.
All right.
Three and three quarters.
So five seven and three quarters.
Yes.
So I'm very five eight.
So what would he need to do to be able to secure the bag?
So to speak, like to win these girls over because let's, okay.
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The ass hole.
What?
I'm telling you.
Everybody wants a bad boy.
If you're too nice for too long, you get put in the friend zone.
Okay, but that's you.
That's not every girl.
Child?
I am a femme gay.
Who do you think all of my friends are?
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Bitches.
Exactly.
Okay.
And you and I'm a bitch.
I'm a nicer bitch, so I think to the point where it kind of, I think probably annoyed you
at some point.
It did.
But, you know, it is what it is.
I'm not.
Because I'd be sitting there being like, hit me with a fucking brick.
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Like, come on.
Yeah.
No.
I couldn't.
Now, let's let before I got on my medication, I would totally have done that.
I would have.
I would have done that and not held back.
Oh, yeah.
It would have been.
And that's how I died.
Yeah.
It would have been bloody.
It would have been bad.
But, you know, hey, I'm different.
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I mean, you're still stick around these days if you were upset.
So that's a good thing.
But if he, I'd stick around, but you wouldn't, I would say, get out.
Yeah.
I'd stick around elsewhere behind bars, I guess.
That's how bad it'd be hitting you, I guess.
If it were my Caucasian home.
And I'm not saying everybody needs to be or anybody for that matter needs to be violent.
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Don't be violent.
But if your partner says choke me, slam me and, you know, batista bomb me, do it.
But pile drive me, baby.
Yeah.
So, okay.
All right.
Good transition.
If he was found, let's say he found a girl that was like that, right?
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He was freaking.
He's more vanilla, let's say.
So here's my thing with having partners.
There has to be a compromise.
And it's gonna be awkward, especially at the beginning.
Like I can't tell you how many men I have had to train, how to choke and properly smack
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somebody when you're doing the thing.
But it's like, you know, a little bit of coaxing, a little bit of guidance and then boom,
oh, so much more enjoyable.
So you have to be open to trying new things.
See, and I was thinking like that, okay, that guy that I hooked up with a few weekends
ago when I was choking him out, he was like, I was squeezing him to the point to where I
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thought I felt a couple of pops and, and yeah, there are a couple of pops.
And, and then he just like put his hand over mine and like squeezed it harder.
And I'm like, okay, this is that autoerotica, this fixation thing that's going on.
Like I don't, I don't want you to die on me.
Right.
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Like let's not do that.
Like that was, that was awkward.
But not, and he would not be one of those types of people that would be into that type
of thing.
So if he wanted to find a girl who was plain Jane mayonnaise, a jar of mayonnaise today,
mayonnaise.
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What would he need to do to find a good old fashioned jar of mayonnaise?
Okay.
I feel like more vanilla people in my experience, more mayonnaise.
More mayonnaise.
Yeah.
I feel like they're more likely to have a longer innocent conversation with you.
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Whereas, you know, if they're a little freaky, you'd be like, hey, I see you go to the gym
a lot.
Where do you go?
I go to a planet fitness, but then afterwards I go behind Gold's gym so I can get railed a
little bit.
Oh, okay.
Probably a little bit more freaky.
And that kind of is hot, not gonna lie.
It is.
I would like that.
As opposed to like a, hey, like I see you like to play cards.
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What's your game of choice?
Oh, I love playing Uno, but only by the official rule book.
Oh my God, me too.
Very mayonnaise.
100%.
Like that is green bean.
Yeah, that is green bean.
That's French cut green bean is what.
Yeah.
So actually, something for French cut, that is straight up American green bean.
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That's just picked out a potato.
That's pie.
That's fucking new potato green beans is what that is.
Yeah.
I just, I like that adventure, I think is the best way to play.
I know you do.
He does.
What?
We meet.
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Yeah, you.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, you would.
And it's.
Yes, I would.
I, you know what?
That's where you two should go to film is behind, like behind a dumpster.
Oh, been there, done that.
You didn't film it?
Well, no, I didn't film it, but the dude was.
Dude became a stalker for the next week.
Okay, but this is someone you're dating now.
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That's what I'm saying.
Go behind a dumpster and make something special.
Are you implying that what I make is not already special?
I don't have a video link.
So no, it isn't.
You have access to the Twitter.
I sent you the link for that.
That is the blandest Twitter I have ever seen in my life until you put something up that
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is enticing and encouraging for me to purchase.
I think that's the problem.
Partially of why you're not, you know, getting more, you know, higher percentages.
I think you need to, you need to put some teasers up there.
Show a little sum.
I did say to do that.
I am not running it.
I am just helping provide your managing machine.
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You're managing.
Idea machine.
And managing.
You need to chop, chops.
Mac them on the ass.
I already said to have two separate accounts, one for all the individuals, one for the co-labs.
Bring them in.
I want to talk to him right now.
He's at the gym.
Of course he is.
He's getting pumped.
I got to record after this.
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Oh, yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Man, you know, talking about that, you were saying like go behind a gym and getting real.
Like there was a guy that would hit me up when I was living in Austin.
He would hit me up all the time right after he would leave the gym.
He like, hey, can I come over and I'm like, no, what?
Go, no, go shower.
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He wouldn't shower.
No, why?
Because it's disgusting.
No.
I don't want that sweat must.
Are you gay?
Yeah, I'm not nasty gay.
Are you sure?
I'm not nasty gay.
Like you.
I don't think there's anything that smells better than a man fresh from the gym.
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The other is Cologne.
Oh, fight me.
Maybe if they're in a suit and everything, dressed up, whatever, then you can, that's so
cool.
Absolutely.
But if you're in like a fucking, you know, a stringer tank top and some shorts, it's like,
yes, gym.
I love the gym smell.
I mean, I would have, I would have almost allowed him to take a shower in my place.
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But he wouldn't have done it.
I cannot believe you.
I don't want to put my mouth around dirty cock.
I'm just saying.
Musky, not dirty.
Musky.
It's, yeah, well, it definitely is that.
But sweat is filled with, you know, if your pores are clogged up and you sweat and it pushes
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that dirt out, where do you think it goes?
Into the shower.
Into the greater unknown.
Yeah, of your mouth.
And I'm not going to be that whore.
Oh my God.
I need to send you a picture of this one guy because he would only come over after the
gym and I loved it.
Yeah, you got to send me a picture.
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Now, okay.
So I will say, and I think I mentioned this before.
So the guy that came over a couple of weeks ago who we were obviously hooking up.
I was, I didn't know if he had just gotten out of the shower when he was very much hinting
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at wanting to have his ass eaten and I was a little hesitant, but that's where I did the
double tap and swipe sniff.
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
And I didn't smell it.
I smelled a little musk, a little musk, but it was, it wasn't overwhelming.
And it was kind of pleasant in a way.
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You just, I like it.
I can't with you.
What?
You did.
It was okay.
Okay, phone.
I would, I would, okay, that's different.
That's different.
I, he doesn't even look like your type.
So that was actually, he got bigger than that.
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Oh.
So okay, it's been a few years.
Like I like them right there.
That's where they need to stop.
Just a smidge and bigger.
Just a smidge and with no upper limit.
No, no, no.
Wait, you want to have Tweety Bird legs?
You know.
That's what I'm, when you say that, how they go lift me with Tweety Bird legs.
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That's what I'm saying.
Like I mean, being carried princess style.
I know you do.
You're like a little Nigerian princess.
Oh, I'm about that.
Yeah.
But no, like I said, it's been a couple years.
So I just, I saved some of his pictures and I kept them in my spank bank.
Anyway.
I would too.
Did he ever come over?
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Oh, yeah.
But he would, like the way our schedule is lined up, it was always like after he got done
with his nighttime gym session.
So it's like, okay, well, do you know, do you want to hang out?
I said, well, I just got done from the gym.
So, you know, I'm really, you know, I'm ready to go.
And I'm like, that's fine.
Like, well, I don't want to just like use you for sex.
I said, it's fine.
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Trust me, it's fine.
That's what that's what you're there for.
I, I high fived with him.
That's why you're around after sex like four different times.
I'm sorry.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
We high five.
Let's, I want that to sink in for a moment.
You high five, do high five.
It was good.
Like we just, I don't know.
It was very in sync.
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So she's like, yeah, bro.
All right.
Well, no, I was not like, yeah, bro.
Yeah.
Like I'm just, I'm picturing like you were in like a WWE match.
And you just, you high five.
That's what I'm like a tag team.
No, like we got done and like, you know, I hopped off and like, you know, I hopped on the
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bed next to him and like literally like really well as well as children were dripping
out of your, your landslide.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Like I put a hand up and he literally just like immediately.
That is incredible.
And it was like, yes.
And then like we ended up texting for like six months.
And he was like, hey, I really like you, but I'm going to California to see what's up
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with this one guy and I just want to be transparent.
I'm like, okay, that's fine because we almost went on a few dates, but it always ended up being
like he canceled or I had to cancel or something.
So he's like, yeah, but if this doesn't work out, I definitely want us to finally go on
that date.
And I'm like, okay, I can't wait for it, you know, but you know, if nothing else, like
I hope it does go well, you know, just want you to be happy.
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The sex was always great.
Yeah, I don't know if I can ever see you like dating somebody like him though.
Like that.
I would.
Wow.
I mean, you've seen the guy I'm dating now.
He's a lot bigger than that.
He is.
Now, don't get wrong.
That guy that I sent you, he got bigger than that picture, like a fair amount bigger,
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but nowhere near the guy that I'm dating now.
Huh.
Like I'd say he probably got up to like 240, whereas the guy now is just shy of 300.
Yeah, that and I think even at times you seem to, uh, I don't know, say that or maybe not
say, but kind of insinuate that he may not be big enough.
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Like he wouldn't mind him a bit bigger.
I'm just saying there's not really an upper limit.
Like you sent that picture of that guy just like, you know, mustache ride going down.
And that's why I asked, I was like, is that you underneath that large, oh, oh, yeah,
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no, like that.
That there was a little suffocation.
I that took my breath away and I was just staring at the photo.
Now I followed that guy for years, but he kept like deleting his Twitter and then making
a new Twitter.
Oh, let's I hate that.
I know.
I was like, bro, I just found you again.
No.
Where are you now?
Yeah.
No.
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I see, but that's another thing too.
Like that gets rid of your entire clientele.
Like, was did he have an on OF?
No, I started following him before OF got like really big.
Okay.
So it wasn't like he was using it to promote his only fans or whatever.
No, but now he's had the same one for at least like six months.
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And I'm like, okay, you you're at like, well, I don't know what he's at actually.
I want to say he's at at least 15 K.
And I'm like, just fucking keep it.
Wow.
If you need to take some time off, that's fine.
But keep your fucking Twitter the same.
Wow.
Yeah, that's that's a little frustrating.
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That's frustrating.
Yeah, I can't I can't stand that.
There's been a couple of guys that I followed who have, you know, they've come up and then
disappeared and come up and then disappeared.
And I'm wonder if they ended up trying to find a regular job and were like trying to keep
that from being found from a prospective employer.
And so they could just forgot the log in or something.
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Cause I have to let that happen or that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It always seems to happen like about, I don't know 3 a.m. when I'm going through it or
something and I'm noticing I'm like, where the hell is his profile?
You know, it's funny that that's what you think of it 3 a.m.
Cause that is definitely not what I think of it 3 a.m.
So what are you even thinking at 3 a.m.?
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Yes, I am cause usually again, this is if I don't have to work in the morning cause when
I work in the morning, I have to get up at like 6.
But if I don't have to do anything in the next morning, yeah, I'm up until 3 or 4 usually.
But I will sit there and I'll be like, hmm, you know, I loved Sailor Moon growing up,
but they should have rewrote it like this.
And I will go through every single detail I can remember from an entire show and I will
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rewrite the entire show in my head.
And I'll be like, you know what?
This is 10 times better.
I need to submit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You just like I rewrote the Pokemon series so many times it's not even funny.
So that's those are your 3 a.m. thoughts.
Those are right about it 3 a.m.
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Animation's basically like, okay, so in Digimon, they have the seven demon lords which are
based on like the seven cardinal sins of Christian mythology.
One of them is Lilithmon and she's supposed to be lust.
And I was like, hmm, what if we did a whole story about Lilith as like a demon and the next
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thing I knew, I had like, I don't know, I typed out some of it.
I had like 4 pages typed out and I probably had about 15 pages worth of shit like in my
head ready to go.
And I was like, I'm going to come back to this tomorrow.
Never touch it.
It's been like 8 months.
We know the only reason I get that reference about Lilith is because she's currently an operator
in Call of Duty.
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Don't know her.
Nicki Minaj is the only thing that matters.
Is that even Call of Duty?
It is.
Oh, look at me.
Look at that.
That is, that's I'm proud of you.
I'm super proud of you.
I will still never play it, but man, I felt horrible about what I remember.
You mentioned Sailor Moon and it reminded me of when for Valentine's Day and I don't
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know if you guys did this for Valentine's Day in school, but you had your little Valentine's
parties and you would put those little Valentine cards with like a candy on it and someone else's
cubby year, you know, whatever.
They had a rule where you had to give one to everyone in the class if you were going
to give one.
So in my school, what we would do is like everyone would get like a generic, like little
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sweet tarts and then like the person you actually liked, you're like, here's a Reese's
and a Snickers.
Man.
Yeah.
So this was this was sad.
This is how ugly of a child I was.
There was this girl when I was in first or say, I think it was second grade that I had a
crush on and it was second grade.
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I was still in denial and funny enough, in second grade, I was also still like messing around
with my friends.
We were doing the whole, I'll show you mine if you show me yours thing in our tree house,
you know.
I really never did that.
Oh, well, that's where I started for me.
Very different childhood.
Yeah.
Oh, definitely did.
Definitely did.
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But I remember I had a crush on her Susan Webb.
That was her name, little bitch.
And so I, my mom got sailor moon ones for me.
And I didn't know what the, the only thing I knew about sailor moon was that it was
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she could body Goku.
Not even that was that it was a TV show on WB or something.
I think when you got off school and that's all I knew at the time.
Okay.
But I was she could she sailor moon ones?
I thought she, I think she thought she was doing something good.
She thought she was getting me something spice grow related or power ranger related.
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Oh, it was a very power rangers pose.
Yeah.
It we at was.
I think it was like power ranger.
She was shooting for like thought it was like the new age power rangers or whatever.
So anyway, she got me that because I think that was at the height of the power, the height
of the power rangers, everything was sold out.
You couldn't hardly find anything.
So anyway, she got me that.
And I was embarrassed to give those out.
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But again, we did.
And I put one in her her little Valentine box or whatever.
And it was on Valentine's day and we were all going through them.
And I remember looking over at her and I was just waiting to see if she was going to pull
mine out.
And it wasn't mine.
It wasn't mine.
It wasn't mine.
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And then finally she pulled mine out and so scared.
And it she do.
And it said whatever the stupid sailor moon thing was at the time.
It was like in the name of the moon.
I'll punish you.
Yeah.
I don't know if it was exactly that quote.
But it was something along the lines of you're you're so sweet from the moon and back.
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Will you be my Valentine's day or will you make me yak or I don't know something like
that.
And so there was like a little girl or her.
She's kiss you know on it.
And I remember her looking at it and she turned it over to see who it was from.
And she saw it was me.
And I saw that little bitch roll her eyes and toss it away in the trash.
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She tossed it away in the candy and all.
Oh my God.
And I was so hurt.
I was so hurt.
And so after that happened, everybody was going out.
I think for like to the playground for recess or whatever.
And I went over to the trash can and I pulled it out.
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And I looked to because I wanted to make sure like was that one mine and it was mine.
And I took the little Hershey's kiss off and I ate it and I put the card back in the
trash.
No, you I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I it was wrapped.
Obviously was going to let that chocolate go to waste.
You can throw away my sailor moon Valentine, but you're not going to waste my fucking Hershey
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kiss bitch.
I can't.
But I was I was so distraught.
And you know what?
I'm going to blame Susan Webb.
She turned me.
I'm going to get a bag of.
See I've been avoiding saying that this entire time.
Not me.
She I'm done.
She that bitch.
Mm-hmm.
I blame her.
There's really no reason why like there's no girls I can blame because I should have known
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from a very, very early age.
Like I watched Dragon Ball Z because they were always shirtless.
Like when the Broly movie came out, that was it.
That was my obsession for massive muscular men.
I dreamed about Broly just fucking wrecking my ass.
I bet you did.
Hold on.
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What is this picture you just sent me?
Who is this guy?
Is that the same one?
That's the same one.
That was just for you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like.
I mean, he's covering up some things I'd like to look at, but okay.
I deal with that.
I'll mess with that.
I know you got more in your spank bank.
Send me more.
I don't know.
I'm out.
My entire MacBook Pro is nothing but a spank bank.
Oh, I bet.
Do you jerk looking through at your MacBook?
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I saved a lot of pictures.
So you don't look on your phone?
You look on your MacBook?
No, no, no.
I have one on my phone, one on my old phone, one on my old old phone, and then one on my MacBook.
And nothing on my new laptop.
Oh, you got to keep that one clean.
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Yeah, I got you.
This one's scrubbed.
Right.
Yeah.
You got to have the naughty one.
Okay.
Yeah.
My MacBook no longer has access to the internet.
Why are you pretty someone's going to hack into it?
No, that's when he viruses and stuff are on it.
Oh my God.
See, you need some help.
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Well, and I talk to a friend of mine who works at Apple and like, I got this MacBook like
when I 2011.
Uh huh.
Yeah, I know where you're going with that.
So it's like, he's like, we don't service these anymore.
It's too old.
I was like, that's fine.
So all my pictures, it's fine.
Wow.
My pictures in my videos.
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Jesus.
Well, I want to see more of those pictures on there, especially if it's of that, that
hottie.
Mm.
He moved away.
He's in California.
I don't care.
I want to see photos.
Yeah.
Just send me those photos.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Well, hopefully next week we'll have a, we'll have a Scotty bag.
Yeah.
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Also, thank you, Ethan, for the question.
Yeah.
Ethan, see, here's the thing I wanted to bring them on because I told them I was like, hey,
we might be able to get you on, but then if technical things, we can't do it to where
you'd be able to hear him and it'd be a mess and so whatever.
I'll figure that out later.
But, but yeah.
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So that's a good question.
By the way, if you got any questions to that you want to share, you can always head on over
to harshmediaink.com or you can go to harsh.media, whichever is easier for your fingers.
Did you could type it in there and send over your questions because I'm sure a little
mo mo for the way the little mo mo show.
That's all right.
Live on Twitch.
Oh, yeah.
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Relive.
We go live every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday at 7 p.m. central over there.
Oh, look at you.
And like I said, but it's not a huge following right now.
We're just over a hundred follows.
So I mean, if you pop in, you ask a question.
I 110% will see it and I will respond.
If I'm doing a boss fight, you might have to wait just a minute, but I do get to every
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single question.
See, I've wanted to go into your lives, but I've been afraid because I don't want to cause
a riff between you and Steven or whatever your man's name is.
As long as it's not overly sexual, it's not a deal.
That's just who I am.
I'm not going to babysit myself.
Why can't he deal with that?
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I don't know.
I am not in this podcast.
Does he listen to this podcast?
No.
Good.
Bitch.
Bastard.
Hurry up and get done with that relationship.
So you can just be yourself again.
Well, we'll see.
You know, my lease is up in May.
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So we're going to see where I end up moving to.
I'm kind of curious to see if you're going to go through with it or if it's going to last.
So hold on.
So there's three options.
There.
Yeah.
I suppose there are.
Like after you guys had your last discussion about making things work or whatever, where
are things at on that?
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Neutral ground.
There has been a lot more positives that have happened since.
But then there's the occasional negative that just absolutely pisses me off.
Like the other day when I went and had to call a friend of mine for a couple of hours
because I was like, I really don't like the fact that there's a person and a stranger
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in my room sitting on my bed.
Yeah.
After I came home from work, yeah, that would irritate the crap out of me.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
But did you have a discussion about that?
Just a little bit.
But then there's like, you know, he is, like he's making a lot more money with his OF and
everything.
So it used to be that I would, you know, pay for us to go out to eat or do anything.
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He's providing a lot more on that.
So it's like, okay, that I feel like kind of outweighs the rest.
So like we're in a better spot, but there's, you know, it's a relationship that the work
never stops.
Also Twitch podcasts, YouTube, the work never stops.
Yeah.
I know you're all over the place.
You are super, super busy.
You're I am.
You are celebrity.
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Thank you.
I know.
I just don't get paid like one.
I can change.
You never know.
One day.
One day.
It definitely could.
Little Momo show you how to go check it out.
It's over on the Twitch.
And we'll, you know what, I'll even see if I can't put a link over on a harsh maybe ink
dot.
Look at you.
I know.
I'm going to be sweet like that.
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I'm going to do that just for you.
So you can't see it.
I'm giving you a little eight bit heart with my fingies.
Oh, that's cute.
Better watch out.
Make sure they don't get bitten off now.
All right.
You have fun.
Now we appreciate you.
Thanks for listening to the podcast.
And as always, check it out.
HarshMidiInk.com.
We'll catch you later.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
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