November 26, 2023 • 58 mins
"Fire, Fuzz, and Festivities: A Wild Ride with Charlie, Scotty, and Lil' Momo" is an episode that promises a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and candid conversations. Join us as we dive into a medley of intriguing topics with our dynamic trio: Charlie, Scotty, and Lil' Momo.
In this episode, Scotty recounts his thrilling encounters with the police and fire department, sharing stories that range from a creeper in his backyard to a fiery surprise during a gym session. His tales of getting pulled over add a touch of humor and reality to the often complex relationship we share with law enforcement.
Lil' Momo brings the pop culture heat, discussing the long-awaited freedom of Britney Spears from her conservatorship. He also vents about the frustrations of dealing with rude customers in restaurants and debates the ever-controversial topic of Christmas music starting way too early.
Charlie, not to be outdone, delves into the festive spirit with a discussion on this year's top Thanksgiving sides and the most popular desserts for 2023. He also tackles the madness of Black Friday shopping, offering insights and strategies, and shares thoughtful gift ideas for the favorite "gay" in your life.
As we wrap up, each host shares their final thoughts on the day's discussions, inviting listeners to join in and share their own experiences and opinions. The episode closes with a teaser for what's next, leaving you eagerly anticipating the next installment of our podcast.
Tune in to "Fire, Fuzz, and Festivities: A Wild Ride with Charlie, Scotty, and Lil' Momo" for an episode filled with humor, heart, and a healthy dose of reality. It's a conversation you won't want to miss!
In this episode, Scotty recounts his thrilling encounters with the police and fire department, sharing stories that range from a creeper in his backyard to a fiery surprise during a gym session. His tales of getting pulled over add a touch of humor and reality to the often complex relationship we share with law enforcement.
Lil' Momo brings the pop culture heat, discussing the long-awaited freedom of Britney Spears from her conservatorship. He also vents about the frustrations of dealing with rude customers in restaurants and debates the ever-controversial topic of Christmas music starting way too early.
Charlie, not to be outdone, delves into the festive spirit with a discussion on this year's top Thanksgiving sides and the most popular desserts for 2023. He also tackles the madness of Black Friday shopping, offering insights and strategies, and shares thoughtful gift ideas for the favorite "gay" in your life.
As we wrap up, each host shares their final thoughts on the day's discussions, inviting listeners to join in and share their own experiences and opinions. The episode closes with a teaser for what's next, leaving you eagerly anticipating the next installment of our podcast.
Tune in to "Fire, Fuzz, and Festivities: A Wild Ride with Charlie, Scotty, and Lil' Momo" for an episode filled with humor, heart, and a healthy dose of reality. It's a conversation you won't want to miss!
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[Music]
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Hey, what's going on everybody? It is the chat. It is me, Charlie, and I've got a couple of guys with me.
I think we all know who they are, but let's hear them introduce themselves.
Starting with the gayest one of them all.
[Music]
Starting with the gayest one.
They said the gayest one.
Yeah, that was a very big envelope.
There we go. There we go.
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And then we've also got the semi-gayest one of them all.
Hi.
[Laughter]
That was way up.
Scotty went all out for that one. Jesus.
A little look at that.
Okay, there we go.
A little cowboy.
I'm a little mama when I'm clearly the straightest one here.
They have very wide up in the house. We got them all today.
I love it.
Oh yeah, man. We're just chilling. Just hanging out.
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How's everybody even doing?
Good. We haven't. We haven't.
Yeah. Yeah.
We chilling. We chilling.
Oh, Bobbitt and chilling. I like it. I dig it.
Chillin' like a villain.
Oh god, that's old.
I know.
That makes me cringe. I'm not going to lie. That's a little cringe-worthy.
But it's okay. It's okay. You know what? I've heard you say worse.
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It's okay. I was recently told I'm the villain and someone else's story right now.
So I'm vibing on it.
What? Who told you that?
Um, my, I guess boss.
Apparently his fiance. I am now the villain in his origin story.
Really?
Yeah. That was like, I don't even talk to him.
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You're a whole Taylor Swift song.
You are. You're going to become a Taylor Swift song.
If I could sing at all or write music or do anything related to it,
I would make millions.
I mean, it's, you probably still could.
You probably still could. You know what? I didn't, well, I guess I knew.
But I didn't know that you could go to school for writing shows.
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Like, I didn't know that that was a thing.
Like, I thought you just were like a showwriter.
Like a showwriter. Like L.A. Film School, for example,
which is what I'm doing online. I'm going for graphic design and doing that kind of stuff.
But they also offer a film in TV writing.
I, I could see that.
Oh, it's a, it's a big industry.
So I just get nervous after that whole writer strike.
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I'm like, man, and I know like the last time it happened, it was like a long time.
Well, 2009 or whatever. But still, like, I really got to worry about it once every 10 years.
Yeah. That's, that's the problem.
Like once every day, there's no guarantee.
You know, it's, it's, ah, it's just frustrating, man.
But I don't know. I think it would be fun because I love writing.
I love, you know, just kind of coming up with different stories.
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But, man, I, I don't, I don't know.
See, I love to read specifically bitches that come for me, but.
Oh, you do love to read. I didn't know you did.
Yes. Yes. I read them, bitches.
Oh, you read. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. That doesn't count.
That does, I was, I was getting excited. I was like, oh, my God.
Have you read the New British spears book, which I'm still reading in and out of it?
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Look, honestly, I am going through that process.
Are you reading it?
>> Yeah. Fuckin' wider. >> Right, no you're not.
>> It's not am, I'm reading it via the TikToks and show up.
>> Oh my God. >> There's a few people there. I mean, they're
going chapter by chapter. >> Yeah, I watch basically this one
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girl, she does like a summary of like each chapter. I'm just like, okay, cool.
>> See, it's really good. I honestly, it's easy to read and I could have finished it
in a day if I just sat down and just went through it.
>> Right. >> But I just, yeah, I just don't have, I think I need to up my ADHD medication
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because I'm, the motivation's not quite there and I get distracted by squirrels out the
window. Are there any knives mentioned in it?
>> Oh my God. >> No, no, there aren't. But there is that
death scene that's kind of, I guess, graphic at the front. I mean, not too graphic, I guess,
but it's something, it's interesting. But it's good. And you know what? That takes me to
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what I was going to bring up is apparently they're making after saying fucking movie about
it and Britney's behind it, but she doesn't want to act in it. But she's helping of all people.
I think it's, is it Matt Damon? That's going to, that's going to direct it. It's Matt
Damon or, I think you're going to say, I think you're like saying Matt was going to play
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like Kevin or something. >> Oh God, that would be hilarious. I could not see. I think at
that point it would be a comedy and I'd have to watch it for that.
>> I feel like they should have like an MGK play Kevin.
>> Oh, that would be funny. >> That would be wife beer.
>> He does want to get into more acting rules.
>> I would say if Britney and Kevin weren't beefing all the time, maybe Kevin should play
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Kevin. Kevin federal, I think that would be cool.
>> I think he's too old to play Kevin.
>> Well, you got to have, yeah, you got to have a younger guy. I guess in GK could probably fit
that space. >> Just make me a casting director already.
>> All right. >> You hear that Hollywood?
>> No, they don't hear that. They're not listening to you.
>> One day they might be. >> One day maybe. Maybe they're watching your
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twits. >> I was going to say they're watching.
>> I say they can catch me on Twitch at 7 p.m. Central on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays,
and Saturdays. >> See, look at that.
>> Yeah, but with Brad Pitt directing it, which I think is odd in and of itself.
And then Britney being a, she's, what did they call it, consulting? I guess she's consulting
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on her own biopic, which, you know, whatever. >> That is so weird.
>> And then there's talks of Margot Robbie going to be playing as Britney.
>> No. >> No, that's just, look, here's the thing. So she's,
she's, I guess she's good. I still have it. The only thing I know her from is suicide squad.
>> See, I watched the Barbie movie finally.
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>> I heard it's great. I haven't seen it. >> I haven't seen it.
>> Yeah. >> I was 50/50. Like the parts that were good in it were so good,
in like so thought-provoking. But then the rest of the movie was just like,
there was some adult stuff in there and I was like, okay.
>> There definitely was. I just, I don't know. I was like half the movie was so good.
And half the movie I was just like, I was just singing, aren't we?
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>> My 15 year old cousin went to go see it and he, you know, he's just cis, you know,
straight dude with a bisexual sister and a trans sister, brother, I guess, them, they them.
And then, you know, moms, lesbians, you know, they're very, you know,
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them and they're very exposed. >> So he's very exposed.
>> Very much. And so even he went in there and he was just like, God, this movie's gay.
>> Well, when the guys are like fighting on the beach, that's what he thought was the funniest
thing, the beach-off. >> Yeah, I'm going to be too.
>> Yeah, he thought that shit was hilarious. But, but yeah, there's a lot of stuff. And, you know,
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even 14, 15 year, they're obviously, they're not, they know all about that shit these days anyway.
But, you know, it's, I heard it was funny. I still want to see, is it streaming yet? Or did you
actually rent it? >> I rented it from the old red box because it was like-
>> Those are still, you could, you could stream it, but it was like, you have to pay like five to
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10 bucks. I was like, well, I can go get it from the red box literally a block away for a dollar.
>> Yeah, no, I don't want to, I don't, I don't want to rent it. I want to watch it on one of the 18
streaming apps I pay for. >> You know, and you can't. >> That's bullshit. Maybe Peacock has it,
because that's like the one thing I don't have. >> No, Netflix, Hulu, Max.
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>> It's a Warner Brothers movie, so it's going to be on Max. >> Yeah, Max was like, pay $10.
And I was like, no, I don't think I go. >> Yeah, then red box for the win on that.
Now, I did watch last night and it was so good, was blue beetle. And I think a lot of people-
>> Okay, I should last night too. >> Did you, it's so good. I loved it. I thought it was hilarious.
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>> It was really good, actually. >> I'm going to lie. I saw like one animated film where
where blue beetle was in it and I was like, who are you? >> But that's the whole point. He's, you know,
he's new. But then, I don't know, I don't want to give too much away, but it's really good. You got,
you got Max, you need to go watch it. >> Sorry, I'm so busy. >> No, you're so busy.
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All my Thanksgiving day plans. >> All of those Thanksgiving day plans. And I guess this is kind
of our Thanksgiving day episode, even though it's going to air after Thanksgiving. But, you know,
I, that's where I wanted to kind of bring up and I know Scotty was mentioning it too.
Friendsgiving, when you live far away from your family or maybe-
>> You know, my case, you know, my- >> You're my case, you know, my-
>> Exactly. You don't like your family. >> To be fair, I love my siblings.
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>> Oh, just the siblings, right. >> Well, my mom and dad and step that are all dead now, so.
>> Look, you know what, there was a story of one woman who goes and she sits on her husband's grave
and has a picnic, everything's giving. >> No. >> You wouldn't do that with your husband?
What happened? >> What happened? >> Once, if you had one, I'm just saying, like, if you were-
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>> No, I'd be like, he would want me to move on. >> Well, it is, yeah, the gay community,
definitely probably. >> It's like, hey, it's your birthday. Let me pop over and, you know,
give you my life update. How's your life? >> Yeah, I'm sorry. >> I'm sorry. >> One.
>> God. >> God, I'm such a bitch. >> You are. Definitely not. But in Scotty's case, he lives
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thousands of miles away from his family. What's the last time you saw them?
>> I mean, I try to get down there, like, once or twice a year, but I did not make it this year.
>> Oh. >> I haven't seen them for Thanksgiving in like,
I have four or five years. >> Just for Thanksgiving or for like, Christmas as well, or-
>> Yeah, I know those holidays are for any of the holidays. >> Usually when I go down, it's like,
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October, November, like, but usually not around things, not around holidays, usually.
>> Okay. >> Well, I mean, look. >> But, you know, we're doing a
friends giving this year and then, like I said, really, we're on a fun-- >> That's gonna be fun.
>> Yeah, it's my birthday too. So, I'm gonna get over a shadowed. >> Oh, my God. How old are you,
baby? >> No, just make it all about you. >> Right. >> Would you like, hey, thank you guys for
coming to my birthday party. >> Yes, it's a big birthday party. >> It's like, wait,
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this was a friends giving it is, but I- >> It's like this cake for me.
>> Conveniently, there is turkey. I don't know what that's about, but we're gonna have cake.
Yeah, that is-- yeah, that's fine. You can have a turkey cake.
That kind of feels disgusting. >> Yeah, but I'm gonna have one of those hyper-realistic cakes.
>> Those freak me out. >> I hate them so much.
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>> Especially the baby ones. >> Oh, man.
>> I saw one. It was like a hand with a sweater and everything, and you see the knife go through it.
Like, I cringe so hard and they're like, "Ha, it's just a cake."
>> It's like, wait, right for that. >> And there's a show on Food Network or something called
Is It Cake? >> Yes. >> It was stuff.
>> I saw somebody, they made a plate of freaking wings with plastic wrap and everything.
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>> No. >> Yeah, husband goes to grab me. He's like, "What the fuck?"
She's like, "Ha, it's all cake." And that plastic wrap is some kind of sugar thing that I made.
I'm like, "You know, pissed off, I would be if I'm about to chow down on some fucking wings in
its cake." >> It's kind of like when you go for a drink of soda and then it turns out to be
like tea and that taste just totally throws you off. >> Yep, because you're mentally prepared.
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>> Yeah, absolutely. >> Yeah.
>> Speaking of things, nothing what they thought. This is not a tangent, but real quick,
I was at a bar and my friend went to the bathroom and I was flirting with the bartender and I was
like, "How much to get just straight vodka?" And he was like, "You know what? Here you go.
You can just pay me what you want." I was like, "Well, here's a 20." My friend came back and he's like,
"Oh my God, is that water I'm so thirsty?" I said, "Yes, please." I don't know how as he went to go
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drinking, he didn't smell it. >> Right.
>> But he took like a huge chug and was like coughing and I was like, "Wow, no. See, well, but I mean,
you're in a bar, right? I mean, there's so many smells in there that are, you know,
hard to bar and it also, it's me. I'm not gonna get fucking water."
>> Well, and you know what, though? Your liver probably wouldn't have appreciated that.
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>> And you know what? >> She knows to stay quiet.
>> Yeah. >> She's maybe quiet now, but who knows how long that's gonna last?
>> I mean, that's- >> Oh, look, I already said, when I turn 30 because I'm 25 now.
>> No, I'm just gonna film in Louisiana. >> You're just gonna roll off that cliff, huh?
>> Well, not roll. I'm gonna like speed. >> Speed? Well, yeah.
>> I mean, I'm gonna be playing speed drive from the Barbie movie and it was gonna be like,
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"Could you imagine them rolling off the cliff?" Like, "All right, not much longer."
This is it. So, what are your plans? We have all those on the world.
>> I'm gonna scream for a couple of seconds and, you know, I'm gonna try to look up, though.
You know, they have so much time to just, like that guy, that would freak me out.
I don't know. I think if I- I hope when I die, it's just fast. I just want to get it over with.
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>> I mean, it'll be- >> Yeah.
>> The ground will be coming at you. It'll be fast.
Well, that's a problem. I don't want to see what's about to happen.
What are you gonna do? Jump for it? No, because then you have all the time in the world to thank and-
>> Just close your eyes. >> But, play- >> Play-play.
>> No, because see, then that to me is like not watching them put the needle in my arm to take my blood.
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I've got to watch every time I'm staring. It doesn't bother me, but I want to see it happen.
That to me would be equivalent to that. Like, I would see the ground coming and I would know,
"All right, this is it."
>> See, here's my biggest fear. It's like, if I ever get in like a car crash or something,
and I end up passing away from it, my music is still gonna be going.
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So you're just gonna be here and like-
>> Don't you know that you're taxing?
>> That's like, there's flames everywhere and wheels rolling around.
>> Not a gay is music ever.
>> I wouldn't waste it. >> I want super bass. Just give me some Nicki.
>> Okay, so more gay music, yes.
>> Yeah, absolutely. Well, yeah, true.
>> True. >> I'm more pop gay, so.
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>> Yeah, you're very pop gay.
>> Thank you. I was on the elliptical today in Speed Drive,
Ozon, and I literally, I thought I was gonna break the machine.
>> Actually, you were doing that gay power walking test,
is that what you were doing?
>> I go from the elliptical to the treadmill and back and forth, and I do stretch.
>> I do the same thing. I do the same thing.
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>> Like, there's this big muscle dude that's always there on Sundays at the same time.
And like, he goes on the treadmill for like 15 minutes, and like, I'll be going and be like,
"I see you looking over here."
>> Hi.
>> Look at that.
>> See, you're always flirting with somebody.
>> I'm allowed to look.
>> I understand. I understand. How were things with you and Buffy?
>> Scotty, how are you and your man?
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>> All the subject changes there.
>> Yeah. All right. So Scotty, how are you and your man?
>> Good. I mean, we're married, so.
>> See? There you go.
>> Oh, my man.
>> I'm just saying there's no drama here.
>> There's, yeah, no drama, nothing at all.
But it sounds like there was drama.
You were kind of telling us that you may have had a running with the fuzz?
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>> Oh, yeah. Okay.
>> That was quite the transition.
>> That wasn't with my spin, but.
>> Okay. All right.
>> We were just sitting on the couch last Friday night, and there's no streets behind our house,
and it's just like yard, and then there's some construction shit they're building.
But it was like 1130 at night.
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And then we're sitting there in our patio doors behind us.
So we're watching TV, and I see like just like a sweep of like bright light coming across through
the windows, and I'm like, what the fuck was that?
>> Like flashlight?
>> Right.
>> Well, I didn't know it looked like it kind of just looked like bright LED like a car light
sweeping by, and I'm like, that's weird. So I jump up and like look behind us because our
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patio blinds are open.
>> So are you on the first floor?
>> Yeah, it's ground level.
>> Wait, so you didn't see like the red and the blue lights?
>> No, there was no, there's no cars or anything back there.
It was just, I jump up and like behind us, and there's like six cops in our bike yard with flashlight,
just walking around, and then like I said, our blinds were pulled back.
So I made eye contact with one, like what the fuck is going on?
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So I like, I walk around the couch and then go over to the patio door.
I open it, and I'm like, hey officers, like anything we should maybe be looking for,
since we live here.
>> And then like, oh, apparently there were some guy back here just standing in the dark,
wearing a white hoodie, and I was like, okay, like that's the news to us,
because we didn't call anyone.
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And the townhouse beside us is empty, because those people moved out,
and then the one on the other side of us, they were away for the weekend.
So we were like, who the hell would have called?
So they're just really weird.
They like, we're running around the neighborhood with their cars, and like, it was crazy.
So then Sunday morning, I get a knock at the door, and then I go answer it, and it's the
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neighbor lady, and I was like, are you the one that called the police on Friday?
She's like, yep, she's like, that was me.
I was just coming to get your number maybe because I was home alone all weekend, and my husband
was out hunting, which is like two hours away at their farm, she said.
So I gave her my number, and I'm like, yeah, if you need anything, just
if something weird happens again, let us know.
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I was like, we got guns, so you know, gays with guns.
That's what I told the cops that.
>> The new podcast.
I told the cop that and he was like, oh, well, that's good.
And then he kind of laughed and he's like, well, we'll keep looking, but we're not finding anyone.
So then she told me she was home alone, of course.
And she was about to go, let's see, she was about to go out on their patio,
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and they have a two person hot tub out there.
So she was going to go out there and use it that night on Friday night,
and she decided not to ultimately, which was a very good thing, because she went to go close
her patio blinds and like her sliding door.
And she said she was face to face with the guy right there on her patio against her glass,
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like staring at her.
>> I would have sharded.
>> Yeah. So she goes,
>> Scream.
>> Just scream.
>> She goes to grab the like blinds rod thing, and she's just shaking like a leaf as she's like
staring at him, because she's just like frozen. So she like slowly closes the blinds like
right in his face. And then she calls the cops right away.
And then she said, "Achee's on the phone with the cops." She can see his like silhouette
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outside going around her different windows on the side of her house.
And I was like, "Oh my god." I'd like, "Ugh." So yeah, I went around the neighborhood that night,
and I was just using like a bright flashlight I had and looking for them to, because
fuck around I find out.
>> It was crazy.
>> But no one saw anything.
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>> No?
>> Nope.
>> And then-
>> So they were catching the guy?
>> Yeah.
>> See, I don't know, because there's been a lot of weird things that's happened since that.
There was a guy that broke-
>> [laughs]
>> This is crazy. There's a guy that broke into someone's house. They were away in another state
for the weekend. And on their way back home Sunday, last Sunday, they got a camera notification that
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like someone was breaking into their house. This guy broke into their fucking house,
Showered, made himself food, lit a candle, pleasureed himself, left evidence of that around.
>> What?
>> And then there was a brand new $95,000 like super-duty trucker,
what the fuck ever in the garage. He loaded that up with all kinds of variables,
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ran the garage door. He was high on math, of course, or something, but then he like knocked a
foundation, like a wall off the foundation by the garage, and then he burned river all the way
down the street in the neighborhood. >> Yeah. Scotty, what are you doing over there in the
neighbor's house? >> This is just whacking it for everybody?
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>> Yeah, I mean, you know, that's a typical Sunday.
>> Wow.
>> And a fucking neighbor for you, you know?
>> They don't know if that's the same guy. Well, it's not in my neighborhood. That was like,
that was across the bridge for a mess, which isn't really far, honestly. But then there was
another guy that broke into someone's house that was not home. And then she got a notification
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that someone was breaking into her house. So she called the cops. Then they went to her house.
He was still inside. He wouldn't come out. They had to bring it to the toilet. So it's been this
whole thing for like the last two weekends. There's just been all these weird break-ins. And so
it probably was him and one of them. I don't know.
>> And I was thinking for a second, like, you know, if there's openings over there in your
neighborhood, I'm looking to move. It sounds like a party. >> Right.
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>> Jesus Christ. >> Well, that's the party you wouldn't get invited to.
Well, I mean, look, if somebody's, you know, and then they're attracted to the thing is like,
where? Like the crime is not crazy here, but the thing is since where we live, it's not like
super big city. So I think we just hear about things and see things more than normal.
>> The crime's not crazy. >> Because if we were like, it's crazy.
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>> It's crazy. >> Yeah, exactly. It comes in threes or fours or fives or six.
>> Yeah, definitely not a lot of crime. >> Jesus. And so then that's not even the first time that you
or well, I guess the only time that you had to run in with the first responders.
>> You have what you're talking about like at the gym? >> Yeah, what happened there?
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>> I was going to bring that up after Momo was talking about his gym. Well, so we work out with
like a personal trainer, but the personal trainer, he like owns his own little gym. So it's real tiny,
but it's got what you need. We were working out last weekend. Actually, it was the day after the whole
like creeper and the backyard thing. We were working out. And then the like lights flickered
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over us and then we'd overwork out and I look up because of the one that mainly flickered. There
was like three of them, but the one that flickered was right above my head. I look up and there's
like this purple plasma flash and it was like a fluorescent light. And I was like, oh, shit. And then
right after that fucking huge ass flame came out of it. And I was like, okay. And then all the lights
blew. So then we obviously called the it like went out or whatever, but there was a lot of smoke. So
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he called the fire department. And then they come in and I was like, yeah, I guess we burned too many
calories. So I'll fire. I'm gonna make a joke out of it. >> You were just burning away.
>> Geez. >> Well, I mean, obviously the house didn't burn or place didn't burn down. So
no. And what was what was really weird is like usually when a light blows it blows the breaker.
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I'm talking like a straight man right now. >> I love it. They check break breaker.
>> Right. I had the break. >> It's that panel on the wall and you open it. There's all these
little flits. >> You can open those. >> I want to be careful. Don't put your finger in there.
>> So well, the fire, the fireman like guy Marshall or whatever. He like opened it and he was like,
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oh, it's a good thing you guys like turned off the switch and like flip the breaker and like, no,
like the breaker never flipped. That's the weird part. Because usually when the lights go,
the breaker will flip and that's what turns them all off. But so my personal trainer, he was thinking
like, well, the universe is really looking out for us because if the breaker didn't flip, I don't
know how that would happen to know it would have shed everything off. But yeah. >> Well, I mean,
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at least you're safe. >> Are you getting numbers from these guys? Like it sounds like you
will be coming best friends. >> I actually know one of them. >> He actually showed up to the gym and
I was like, oh, hey, Charles, I congrats on the new baby in the house and the baby in the house.
By the way, can you check out this breaker? I think there's a fire happening. >> Wow. >> Well,
that's good. I mean, at least you're okay. Any other surprises? >> Oh, I got pulled over the other
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night. What the fuck? >> Four. >> Okay. So we went to a casino. It was like 45 minutes away.
You know, Michael Carbonaro, the magician guy. >> I love him. >> Yeah, he's awesome. So he
does tours now, I guess, because he doesn't have that magic show on True TV anymore. Carbonaro,
if that's-- >> Yeah, that was a great show on it. >> That was a good show. >> I think I found a lot of that
and then landed, didn't they? >> They did. Yeah. I think he was living there for a short time.
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So we went and seen him with the casino and then we get back, which is like 45 minutes away. So
get your friends house. It's like 1.30 in the morning because of course we gambled after watching him.
And then I get in my car and me and Jordan get in and then we start to leave. And I didn't stop all
the fucking way at a stop sign. I didn't stop the whole three seconds or whatever. I just kind of
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rolled through it. But I did slow down. There were no cars around it. I was a completely straight road.
And then all of a sudden, there's headlights coming towards me and I'm like, "Mm, that's probably a
cop." And it was. And so he went up to you turn and he probably thought he was going to get some
exciting DUI type shit. And he came up to my window and he's like, "Yeah, he didn't stop that stop sign
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back there." And I'm like, "Mm, yeah, I know." And we just got back from the casino and just tired
trying to get home. He's like, "All right." He's like, "Anything to drink tonight?" And I'm like,
"Actually no. That was a good boy. I didn't drink anything." And I really didn't. I wasn't tipsy
or nothing. And then as he was running my information, the intersection up above us, which was like
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probably 1,000 feet from us where I pulled over a white SUV and it was flying through it at 80 or
90 and it's like a 40 mile an hour area. And so I like throw my arm out the window to point at it.
Like, "Hey, look at that car. That's more important." And then he does come up to my window and he's like,
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"Did you see how fast that SUV was going?" And I was like, "Yep, I pointed at for you." He's like,
"Here you go. It's just the morning. I'm going to go catch up with him." And then there was another
truck, like a patrol truck or whatever chasing that same car. So they went and stopped them and
then I got off with the warning. Wow. Do you think you would have still got a warning if that other car
hadn't had come by and they'd write them? Honestly, I think he was already riding up a warning because
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when he threw my, he kind of just tossed my stuff in the car to go chase the car. It was already
written up as a warning and I was like, "Yeah, so I was probably going to get a warning anyway."
Because I wasn't drunk or anything. No, I love how he's just kind of smacking you in the face with
your own papers. Right. That's beautiful. Well, look at you. At least you got away with it.
Yeah, I've been a lot of a police and fire excitement lately. You're such a queen,
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like in a good way. Like not in a little mumble way. I'm just saying, it's your positive queen.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? It means you're just a flaming gay is what I'm saying.
But at least he's got to go into this. Your asses are a little more. You got a little pronounced.
Like a little slither in the voice. Well, I think it'll be fun. So I was looking at this earlier,
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the top foods for Thanksgiving. Because, you know, look, it is our Thanksgiving show. Even though,
even though it's a couple of days after, my question is, with your friends giving,
do you still do like the pot look thing? Like do you have everybody bring something? Okay.
So you don't just say, okay, guys, come over. I'm going to cook and take care of everything.
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Well, I don't want to have like four turkeys or like three cast rolls of the same thing. So I made
a Facebook page and we all were corresponding on there and like, who's bringing what? And who's got
dishes and who's got this? And so, oh, that's good. Do you have like a little remote
zip sheet? No, we're just doing it through like posts. Okay. It's like guys, I'm bringing my cinnamon
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roll apple pie. That's all that's good. That's like my one dessert I will make. Cinnamon roll apple pie.
Yeah, actually, it was like a tasty video like five years ago. So I was like, I'll make one because
at the time, I was like, I was still friendly with my ex. He invited me to his family's
Thanksgiving. He was like, can you just bring like a dessert? And I was like, when was the last time
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you saw me eat a dessert? So I was like, okay, I'm here. I'm the dessert.
Just been over. This is my ex. Oh, oh, so I loved his like extended family, like his sister,
her whole family is just there are some of these sweetest and they're like an example of like a good
Christian family. So I'm like, I love them. So I was like, you know what? I will make this pie
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with so much love that y'all are going to just destroy it. Well, they did. I didn't get a single
piece. Oh, you got to remake it then. Well, I've made one every year except for this year.
Since so I've been like tweaking the recipe over the years, but yeah, you basically, you make cinnamon
rolls for the bottom half. You let that bake off for a little bit. Then you get your filling. It's
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pretty traditional apple pie filling to super duper thin slices. You saute that in a pan before
you put it into the pie. Then you just do more cinnamon rolls on top. You make your icing. So it,
it's a little sassy to look at at the end because it's just got all this white shit dripping off
the sides. It's the best. You know what? It is. The best desserts are when you make it after something
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you love. Well, last year I added a little bit of white brown sugar up at the top and I was like,
okay, like but now it kind of looks like someone's shit and came all over it. Oh, okay. There you go.
A little felching. I love it. Nothing wrong with that. Do you do the, well,
pickon pies, my favorite? I think if you're in the South, you got a lot of some pickon pie.
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I don't know how to do it. It's got to be made, right? I'm not big on it, honestly.
I don't think on sweets anyway. So this is like, I would demolish pumpkin pie with a whole
tub of whipped cream. No, you stop that. Stop that. You know what? It's funny. You say that because
the top, again, every year, it always is number one is pumpkin pie. I mean, yeah, but you have to have
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an entire cup of cool it. You do have one. I don't want to see the pie. Like if I see the pie,
there's none of cool. What's the point of having the pie? That's kind of how I am with spaghetti.
If I don't have a lot of Parmesan, great, Parmesan cheese to put on top, I don't want it. Oh my god,
you bougie ass bitch. Yeah. Kind of. No one, no, no, I'm not saying like, you know, the the
shit that they have in all of Garden where they come by with the wheel and you wait for them to stop.
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You can buy those. Did you know that? What the greater wheel? Yes. You can buy them at all of Garden.
Of course. You buy them at all of Garden. Yes. I saw a TikTok and the lady was like, I heard you
can buy these. Like, yeah, you can't. Did you want one? I can just add it and she's like, yeah, please.
Oh gosh. I didn't know that. You can buy it on Amazon for cheaper. Okay. You can buy anything on
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Amazon for cheaper. My husband will like be getting the cheese, put on super whatever dish and then
maybe like, has anyone ever just like not said when and then he actually tried that one time. Okay,
you need to like say when I've literally asked that quite. I think almost everybody goes to all of Garden.
They have to ask that question. And then one time a server issue was like, well, one time a guy
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didn't and he just like wanted me to start out a new block. So I had to because he wouldn't say when
and wow, like, I'm sorry. I'm not looking to get that stopped up. Yeah. You would definitely get
stopped up, I think. But I'm talking about like the the grated, the craft grated cheese is like the
green bottle. I mean, it's just like sawdust out of here. Yeah. I want the hard cut. That is not
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great. That is powder. I like to sawdust. It's okay. And it is made with wood filling. Yeah,
that's why I said so. Yeah, I know. That's I was actually kind of impressed. You do like,
I do like wood. I like hardwood though. Softwood. Yeah, no, if I can get it hard, that's okay.
That's that hard later. Anyway, is do you like sweet potato casserole?
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I've never had sweet potato casserole. You know what the other one I was looking at too?
Was up on the list was patty libels sweet potato pie, which I'm not had.
Okay, well, that's bad at it. That's different. That was the one they were selling like Walmart
and the frozen food section, right? Yeah, there'll be there still seldom. They're great. I've seen
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them out there. Now, of course, it's expanded to the con pies and apple pies and I thought
show them it like make her recipe. No, it's supposed to be her recipe. It's a boxed pie. It came out,
I don't know what few years ago, I tried it. It was pretty good, but I prefer like a homemade
sweet potato casserole. But marshmallows on top. What's your favorite Thanksgiving dishes?
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Because I'll be honest, I haven't done like a real Thanksgiving thing probably since that thing with
my ex. Dressin. Dressing. What do you mean like gravy? No dressing. Well, dressing with gravy.
Yeah, with the turkey gravy. What the fuck is dressing then? Or um,
undressing at the end of the day. Undressing. I like to undress. But like you put like a sauce and
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then you put gravy on top of the fucking sauce. No dressing bitch. Do you have you never had
dressed in? We're not talking about like a bottle of like fucking ranch dressing. Like it's
I don't know. I was saying you put your it's stuffing. You've never had like stuff stuffing.
Yeah, stuff. Okay, but stuffing is only dressing. You don't dressing when you don't stuff it inside
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the fucking turkey. You don't put stuffing in the turkey. That's why it's like it's
own stuff. That's why it's all stuffing. Stuffing when you put it in. Stuffing in the turkey.
No, okay. Some people do make stuffing and just leave it on a pan. Like I get, yeah, you just make
that shit in a fucking pan. I'm fucking done. It's an essay. Some people say dressing. Some people say
stuffing. It is by definition. I need a poll put up. Okay. And then I live if someone says
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you want some dressing. Is that a sauce? Is that some solid food? Being from the south, you know,
I am used to stuffing. And then it seems like up north. They say dressing. Um,
you know, whatever. Also, up north, they say hot dish instead of casserole. Like I live in
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the only far north biking. So how do they call it? Like coaks? Because in the south,
everything, everything's coke, everything's go. You want to go? Yeah, sure. We'll go on Pepsi. Yeah.
Exactly. Or you just say I want to do pepper or I want to diet coke, you know, whatever. And
then up here, they I've heard this pop. It is pop, but I've probably less over the years. Like,
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it seems like people have finally learned to just say what the fuck you want. Like, oh, I want
that. Because I'm from the Midwest. So when I came down here, they're like, oh, yeah,
like what kind of coke? I said, I don't want coke. I want to sprite. I don't. Exactly.
I'm confusing. It's like, let's stop beating around the bush and just say what we want right.
Yeah. It's just like, I want to fucking lemonade. Like, I'm gonna get you a coke. It's like,
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no, I want sweet tea, bitch. It's like, I want to mountain do. Or like up here, you can get
sweet tea anywhere. So, oh my god. Like, I got confused at one restaurant. It was like a very,
very country type of place. I've only been once and I just swore I would never go back again.
But the lady asked me to kind of coke it, huh? Like a meat and three. I don't know what that is.
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I don't know what that is. I don't know. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. He doesn't know what that is either.
No, you get him. You get your, your, your, your, your tour. I can't eat and I get you.
Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking of, yeah, it's kind of like a porn. Oh, well. We haven't gotten to that
topic yet. But no, like this lady asked, she's like, what kind of coke did you want, baby?
And I looked at the back side, I said, y'all have Pepsi products. What do you mean?
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Yeah, that's, yeah. Exactly. What kind of code? I just, that's why I like pop because it's like,
oh, any kind of soda. You know, soda or pop or soda pop? Or what did you want to drink?
And it threw me off when I, because I play with a lot of guys on Xbox that are from the UK and
they don't call pops pop. They call them fizzy drinks. Fizzy drinks. Yeah. Which takes forever to say.
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I know. I'm just like, can you, doc, just say it? How much is called a fizz?
Oh, the fizz. That sounds retarded. Is it, I was too close to the fuzz.
Yeah. Yeah. I was wondering where you're going. I was wondering where you're going at first,
because you're like, I play with a lot of boys and then you went to that spot. Okay. We're safe. We're safe.
Oh, my God. Oh, I don't know. No, no. I mean, I, I, there have been some grinder guys that have come over
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here recently. That's been okay. That's been fun. So after that one guy, I'm still pissed about that one,
but fuck him. Oh, the one that goes to, yeah, the one that goes to me literally before he goes
around Halloween, though. So that, that was appropriate. Oh, wow. Toshay. I'm spooky.
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So that leads me to my next question that I was going to ask you is, is it too, or because a lot of
people, they do their shopping black Friday, right? Then you got cyber Monday. When is too soon to
start doing your Christmas shopping? Because a friend of mine was telling me that she finished
all of her shopping back in June. What the fuck in June? And that blows my mind when I hear people
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who do Christmas shopping that early because that is someone you could trust with your life.
I mean, honestly, you know, no, I don't, well, yeah, maybe so, but I don't know if it would,
I don't know how much detail there's going to be in, in, in thought process. Because if you have
to get it done that soon, what if that person buys whatever it is that you got them? And then it
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just leads to, I don't know, returns or frustrations or unhappy gifting or Indian giving. That's the whole
thing. I mean, yeah, it's possible. I think they've changed that term. No, my bad. What is the problem?
I don't care. I don't care. I think we're a little too sensitive. As someone who is part
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in Navajo, I take great offense to this. I have Cherokee. I have Cherokee in me. So I don't know.
Everyone has Cherokee. What you mean? Right. Everyone dude. You know, what's funny is what I did
that 23 and me. I didn't have one fucking bit of it in me. Oh, really? No, you do give off settler vibes.
It definitely was a settler. Definitely was. Do what? I said, you've had Indian and you before,
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though, right? I'm top. No, I haven't. I've been in Indian before. That's about. So you were a settler
for a period for, yeah, I settled and you laid my shoe. I planted my seed and watched the crops grow.
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That's how it goes. You know, I was talking to speaking of all my little my British friends.
Yesterday, I was talking to old Sam. Sam, he's such a such a sweet little old Sam. He's so
cute. But we were talking and he was telling me that there, I guess they still do this. They go
cruising over there. And I didn't know that that was still a thing. I thought that was something that
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gay guys did like back in like the 80s, 70s and 80s. That's what I thought. But I know a guy,
he still goes cruising to this day. Where the fuck do you go cruising at? He was telling me he
does it in a field, especially in the town that I live in. I'm like, where the fuck are you going?
Yeah, I heard it like parks and like, you know, stuff like that, but not a field. Like, you just walk
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out into a random field and there's fucking guys walking around like see the guy. I know he said
there's actually like a little bit of a trail of like different places to stop at for like
restrooms. He says that you just, there's like five or six of them. You just go across them
back and forth. I'm sorry. I got shit to do. I can't be no.
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No, that's see that. I just like that's just too awkward for me because what is hop on
grinder like a normal person? I asked him that he said he said grinders to problematic. I would say
problematic is possibly being murdered. And cruising isn't that's what I'm saying problematic.
You get murdered from cruising like that's what I'm saying. Like, why would grind it be problematic
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but walking around him trail? Yeah, at least you can see a faceless torso on grinder.
And a countertop. Hey, there's a whole website or a whole page on Facebook called Grindr
Countertops. I love it. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, you have to because that's often what it is. It's
just, you know, headless torsos and countertops. Yep. Yeah, I think it's great. So, you know,
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would that be inside? Is there any area that you would go cruising or is that even a thing you would
do? I mean, obviously, both of you were in apparently loving the thing. It's like relation to it's to
2023. Like way too risky. I mean, I would I wouldn't want to unless I was at like this one party I
went to is called the gathering. I think is what it was. But they were doing like every solstice
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they'd had like a massive party. I got so fucked up. I had sex in a tree. I go cruising there. Does that
count? Well, not tarzan. I need a little more explanation. What do you mean? What are you
swinging from? Yeah. So basically this guy owned like a whiskey distillery and he owned like
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30 acres. But I guess every solstice he just invite a bunch of people and they could all bring
plus ones or plus fives or whatever. Big orgy then. Basically, like it was like, you know, you can show
off your costumes like this one guy. He had a whole jellyfish costume going on and it was actually
beautiful. He was ugly as hell. But I was like, Oh my god, your stitch work is amazing. But yeah,
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I dropped a bit of acid and who knows what else and like, can I be the peanut butter to you? There was
like a tree that had fallen down, but it had like other fallen down trees on top of like a giant mound
of fallen off tree. Okay. So it was like a mound of trees. You didn't like climb a tree and have sex in it.
There was lots of climbing. I was picture and you like up in a tree having sex not like some fallen
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down tree. Yeah, I didn't picture you on a bush. I mean, I'm talking like these were like gigantic
tree trunks. Like probably laying on a, were you like laying on a stump? I may have gotten a little bit
of a chafting on my lower side. I'm sorry. From this encounter. Did you get some flippers?
Besides not splurs, it was just so fucking raw for like the next couple of days. I was like,
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I look down at, I said, I'm sorry, baby. Wow, that's. But like I'm talking like these fallen down
tree trunks were like probably like, I mean, they were taller than me falling down like a round.
Like I literally had to like climb, like use my feet to like get on top of the damn thing. So I lost
a pair of shoes that night because I was like, fuck it. I can climb better with my toes. But like,
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I was like looking down at people and like they were like dancing around and rolling on the ground.
And I'm just like, the image in my head right now is just beyond life. You want to hear more crazy
stories like this. You can join my streaming service over on Twitch at the little Momo show.
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Oh, you have your own streaming service. That's incredible. Who would have thought you
could follow for free or subscribe for five dollars a month? Okay. I can check out the only
fans and kind of what that's right. You got the only fans that still go and you still doing that.
Oh yeah. Every week we're not recording one today. We're going to record it for Black Friday.
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Oh, you're going to have a. Do you remember what I said that I did in the house?
Well, we have something planned. So remember I told y'all that I had like the pizza boy
her fuffle. I mean, yeah. Well, that video did it incredibly well. So I'm like, why don't we do
something else? I have these giant bags I can get from my work. And I'm like, oh, I could be like,
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you know, delivering all your Amazon packages or whatever. And like, oh,
they've been able to do some like Black Friday stuff. See, and that's what I'm thinking. I'm like,
oh, like everything in your orders wrong. So you gotta, you know, hold on. What if a little twink?
What if what if it was something like where he was like had like rushing in for a sale? And then
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you were like an associate and he tripped over you and it fell in. Oh my gosh. So horrible.
Okay, let me just let me run through how this would be. So he's running. And then it's like a
it shoots over to me. I'm just restock in the shelf. La la la la. And then it goes back to you.
And you hear this music. Exactly. And then he falls into me. You see the slow mo like of all the
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stuff falling out of my hands. Somehow my pants get pulled. Exactly. And then you see the slow mo
like of his missile or I guess it's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's where. Yeah.
It's horrible. Just slide. Not it. But that's what makes it great. Like that would be fucking hilarious.
No, that is a fucking tick talk. That is not an OF video. You know what? If you want, it reminds me of
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when people were making those videos of chicks like falling over a guitar and it was like an
Arby's roast beef playing the story. And it would. Yeah. I saw those. No. Those are hilarious.
But that's kind of what's going into my mind right now. I'm just picturing that little twizzler
that's angled that, you know, the stinger. Yeah. I'm just imagining the stinger going right up in
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there. Well, he is the sculpting goal. Okay. All right. I don't know. I'm just imagining he'd have to
like go into you. That's still is perplexing to me. How else? It's good. Yeah. Okay.
All right. Well, whatever. Don't be jelly. I don't know. No. No. I'm not jelly at all.
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Just me. I am totally good. But I mean, that's the whole thing. I was going to ask when's the last time
you got either one of you had a hook up that wasn't of your own. Was it before your relationships?
Or are you all in open relationships? I mean, we're mostly close off. I did tell him I'm like,
look, if there's something that was to collab with you on OF, it's fine. Just talk to me about it.
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Would you collab with them as well? No. Why? Because he likes skinny dudes and I can't be bothered.
Right? Exactly. No. I'm like, I want to know that you can physically throw me through a law.
Like cool a man. Yeah. Like give me with a fucking brick. Like come on.
Oh, there's fat Albert. Never mind. I just did it. I went, oh, Charlie. Do you remember when you used
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to have that one nickname? No. I don't think I remember that one. But big bad Charlie. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Now it's starting to click. Now it's starting to click. I'll get that. Well, I mean,
but hold on. So once the last time you are well, so both of you are in closed relationships.
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Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, that's boring. I'm happy for you. I mean, how's your relationship
with your hand going? It's going well because I can control that motherfucker. I can. Oh, yeah. I can't
control. No. Not in the slightest, bro. Not in the slightest. I mean, look, here's the thing. This is
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what I get excited about. Holidays are coming up. Grinders going to start going off. You got all these
these twinks coming down who are visiting family wanting to get out of the house tired of
sitting around with family. They want to sit on a cock or something and yeah, I'm okay with that.
I'm totally fine with that. I'm ready to play. And then college gets out around what the middle of
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December for about second week and December or so. Yeah. Something like that. And then they're out
for what three weeks or so. And then bam. They come in. They come in home. They need someone to
chill. They need a mouth to feed. I got you anyway. You know, I was I was accused by old I call him big
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seat bottom big. This is what we'll call him based on his his Xbox name, but we're good friends.
Brian is his name, but he he accused me of being a a it wasn't a secretive bot. It was a undercover
bottom or something like that. And I asked him why and he said because you love to suck dick so much.
You really do. But what is wrong with that? He goes, well, most of stone. Exactly. That's what he said.
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In that blue my mind, I guess. I mean, you would think if you're a homie sexual, you know, okay,
well, what's wrong with that? Yeah, you like the cock. See, I feel like what tells a top versus a
bottom is usually the top just once, you know, a hole in typically likes the feel of a man's hole better.
And a bottom is just like, yeah, pound me that day. And then I'll suck your dick.
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You know what? That's exactly me. That's me right there. It's like ASMR in here. Yeah, it really is
actually bottom ASMR with my gay with my gay voice. Yeah. Gay ASMR. I got a bust out the straight
voice more. No, you don't. Well, actually, yeah, you do when you when you start to get like real
ballsy and basic, then I get excited a little bit. It makes me, it makes me want a bottom for you.
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All right, that's how it's straight right now. Go. Oh, I thought I was. No, I bet.
That's got to get what's your straight voice? Oh, all right. Let's go Scotty first. Give me some
straight. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, what the fuck, Matthew McConaughey? That's nothing.
I need like a sentence. Not all right, all right.
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$20 is $20.
Yeah, okay. All right. That's good. That actually sounds like Momo's man.
Charlie, you're next.
Yo, what's up, man? How's it going?
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I don't know where else to go with that unit is blunt.
Yo, man, 420, right? 420. Yeah, let's get down with it. Hey, goes. You sound like
you're one of those white kids that's trying so hard to be ethnic. Right? Listen, listen,
I'm okay. No, you listen to me. Oh,
you know what? Is there a way for people to submit like, like voice clips or something?
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No, I mean, no, well, I can figure something out because if you can figure that out,
anyone listening that wants to y'all definitely should send us like your straight voice.
Ladies, gays, I want to hear it. Me too. Or gays, you know, I don't know. I don't know if that
would be interesting enough. I mean, maybe that would be for me. Can you do accents?
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So I started playing this card game and I don't know why, but every time I start playing, I go into
an accent and I don't know what it is, which like do it. Get me getting the character.
I can talk like Charlie's little British boys that he plays with. Yeah, I was going to say,
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actually, I'm going to sound a little Australian. I'm going to activate this microphone right here.
And then I will look at it like it is little hamster water bottle.
You sound like a villain. I don't know what accent it is.
What is it? It sounds like a villain. I don't know.
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Like I was drunk playing the game for the first time and I was like, and now
why was he and I played the game nonstop for like a week and I couldn't turn it off.
I don't even know what that was. I don't know either. That's crazy.
Like I was going to start streaming that game like in a couple of weeks and I'm like,
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does he do the accent for two hours? Yes.
Man, I don't know if I, no, I don't know if I can watch it. I'll be honest.
You never watch the streams anyway. You don't know what I watch. What if I get on there?
And I just, I have like 18 streams going for you.
Well, and I'd appreciate it. I'm trying to boost your views or what have you?
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I was saying that 107.
Okay. That voice would help. Oh, you know why you're at 107?
Because I showed my friend last night and he followed you.
Wow. One of the, now I can't see it, but I'm doing the little heart because he was listening
to the podcast and then I told him about Twitch and then yeah.
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See now, now, now you are forced to make really good content.
You know, now that we've gotten past 100, I have to.
Yeah, I know. You've just been coasting this whole time. Now you've actually got to work.
You got to work for those, those subs. Oh, by the way, I was going to ask you.
You mentioned that. What do people get when they sub to you?
So that's the thing. I'm actually, since I was redoing the logo anyway,
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I'm also making new emotes and everything. So I'm like, okay, I got to have new ones for those.
But basically it's, you get ad-free streaming and then there's no breaks in the middle of it.
Because if an ad shows up, you just missed like basically 30 to 45 seconds of content.
Yeah. So it can happen at the worst fucking time because I need a timer somewhere where I'm like,
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okay, we're going on an ad break and I'm about to finish this boss or something.
Hey, they got, do you see when you're about to go on an ad break?
No, it's like, it got set up forever ago and I can change it, but I'm like, I feel like every 45
minutes is fine. Just because, you know, it's like I have a ton of viewers, but I do have almost a
10% subscription base. So. So, but does it tell you on your stream when you're in a break?
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Nope. Like some little comment. They'll be like, oh, man, that was the first time for an ad and I'm like,
sorry. Yeah. See, that's bullshit. They should really tell you. Now I'm imagining like only fans
have an ad break. It's like, oh, I'm about to come like, oh, ad break. Oh, oh, you know what?
The Lindo chocolate tears, not the Lindo chocolate. Oh, oh, oh, the Riley part.
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God. She just, you finally bust on that. Yeah. Oh, my God. And people just make their own.
To it, you know, man, I would love it. I think that would be a good model, honestly,
because people will, the real name for this podcast should just be bad, bad commercials. Bad vibes.
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Yeah. Bad vibes. What's everybody? I'm looking to the bad vibe podcast. Oh, see, I don't know.
That's too close to bad friends, which by the way, is a really good podcast. Never heard of her.
Yeah. Okay. Well, there we go. Well, this show went off the rails. All right.
We had a, we had a list and we just said fuck it halfway through and just started doing it.
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Do you do every time? Yeah. That's kind of the best way to do it, honestly.
Like literally Charlie sends over like a two paragraph long thing of like, okay, first, second,
third, fourth and fifth topics. It's like cool. Anyway. Yeah. And he totally, totally, it's more,
it's more organic that way. You know, you know, look, it's just, it's just, it's, it's guard rails.
Okay. It's just trying to keep us on the road, which does not help. Yeah. See, it doesn't work.
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We just obliterate the guard rails and say, fuck it. Let's go down the hill. The guard rails are
made out of styrofoam. How many times have you been driving down to an interstate and you're like,
why are there tire tracks over in that grass? Well, now we know why. Yeah. We are the reason.
I would say I think with this podcast, we're usually like, where's the road? Yeah. Yeah.
The logo, the logo of the podcast should be like broken guard rails with like an opening in the
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middle like, oh, kind of like filming noise going off the rail. Hey, look. And there we go. We're,
we brought it back around full circle, baby. That's that is the power of audio. I think this was,
I think this was more of like a doughnut, like a hedgeron. God. Okay. All right. We're done. We're done.
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We're done for today. We're done. We will catch you guys later. You're done. You're done. You're done.
I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. A fantastic. I hope you got all your shopping out over the
weekend. No. Okay. Yeah. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, no, go ahead. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Where are you?
Are you sure you're done? You're done. Anyway, guys. This has been the harsh podcast. Okay. We'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye.
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Hey, what's going on everybody? It is the chat. It is me, Charlie, and I've got a couple of guys with me.
I think we all know who they are, but let's hear them introduce themselves.
Starting with the gayest one of them all.
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Starting with the gayest one.
They said the gayest one.
Yeah, that was a very big envelope.
There we go. There we go.
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And then we've also got the semi-gayest one of them all.
Hi.
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That was way up.
Scotty went all out for that one. Jesus.
A little look at that.
Okay, there we go.
A little cowboy.
I'm a little mama when I'm clearly the straightest one here.
They have very wide up in the house. We got them all today.
I love it.
Oh yeah, man. We're just chilling. Just hanging out.
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How's everybody even doing?
Good. We haven't. We haven't.
Yeah. Yeah.
We chilling. We chilling.
Oh, Bobbitt and chilling. I like it. I dig it.
Chillin' like a villain.
Oh god, that's old.
I know.
That makes me cringe. I'm not going to lie. That's a little cringe-worthy.
But it's okay. It's okay. You know what? I've heard you say worse.
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It's okay. I was recently told I'm the villain and someone else's story right now.
So I'm vibing on it.
What? Who told you that?
Um, my, I guess boss.
Apparently his fiance. I am now the villain in his origin story.
Really?
Yeah. That was like, I don't even talk to him.
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You're a whole Taylor Swift song.
You are. You're going to become a Taylor Swift song.
If I could sing at all or write music or do anything related to it,
I would make millions.
I mean, it's, you probably still could.
You probably still could. You know what? I didn't, well, I guess I knew.
But I didn't know that you could go to school for writing shows.
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Like, I didn't know that that was a thing.
Like, I thought you just were like a showwriter.
Like a showwriter. Like L.A. Film School, for example,
which is what I'm doing online. I'm going for graphic design and doing that kind of stuff.
But they also offer a film in TV writing.
I, I could see that.
Oh, it's a, it's a big industry.
So I just get nervous after that whole writer strike.
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I'm like, man, and I know like the last time it happened, it was like a long time.
Well, 2009 or whatever. But still, like, I really got to worry about it once every 10 years.
Yeah. That's, that's the problem.
Like once every day, there's no guarantee.
You know, it's, it's, ah, it's just frustrating, man.
But I don't know. I think it would be fun because I love writing.
I love, you know, just kind of coming up with different stories.
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But, man, I, I don't, I don't know.
See, I love to read specifically bitches that come for me, but.
Oh, you do love to read. I didn't know you did.
Yes. Yes. I read them, bitches.
Oh, you read. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. That doesn't count.
That does, I was, I was getting excited. I was like, oh, my God.
Have you read the New British spears book, which I'm still reading in and out of it?
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Look, honestly, I am going through that process.
Are you reading it?
>> Yeah. Fuckin' wider. >> Right, no you're not.
>> It's not am, I'm reading it via the TikToks and show up.
>> Oh my God. >> There's a few people there. I mean, they're
going chapter by chapter. >> Yeah, I watch basically this one
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girl, she does like a summary of like each chapter. I'm just like, okay, cool.
>> See, it's really good. I honestly, it's easy to read and I could have finished it
in a day if I just sat down and just went through it.
>> Right. >> But I just, yeah, I just don't have, I think I need to up my ADHD medication
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because I'm, the motivation's not quite there and I get distracted by squirrels out the
window. Are there any knives mentioned in it?
>> Oh my God. >> No, no, there aren't. But there is that
death scene that's kind of, I guess, graphic at the front. I mean, not too graphic, I guess,
but it's something, it's interesting. But it's good. And you know what? That takes me to
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what I was going to bring up is apparently they're making after saying fucking movie about
it and Britney's behind it, but she doesn't want to act in it. But she's helping of all people.
I think it's, is it Matt Damon? That's going to, that's going to direct it. It's Matt
Damon or, I think you're going to say, I think you're like saying Matt was going to play
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like Kevin or something. >> Oh God, that would be hilarious. I could not see. I think at
that point it would be a comedy and I'd have to watch it for that.
>> I feel like they should have like an MGK play Kevin.
>> Oh, that would be funny. >> That would be wife beer.
>> He does want to get into more acting rules.
>> I would say if Britney and Kevin weren't beefing all the time, maybe Kevin should play
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Kevin. Kevin federal, I think that would be cool.
>> I think he's too old to play Kevin.
>> Well, you got to have, yeah, you got to have a younger guy. I guess in GK could probably fit
that space. >> Just make me a casting director already.
>> All right. >> You hear that Hollywood?
>> No, they don't hear that. They're not listening to you.
>> One day they might be. >> One day maybe. Maybe they're watching your
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twits. >> I was going to say they're watching.
>> I say they can catch me on Twitch at 7 p.m. Central on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays,
and Saturdays. >> See, look at that.
>> Yeah, but with Brad Pitt directing it, which I think is odd in and of itself.
And then Britney being a, she's, what did they call it, consulting? I guess she's consulting
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on her own biopic, which, you know, whatever. >> That is so weird.
>> And then there's talks of Margot Robbie going to be playing as Britney.
>> No. >> No, that's just, look, here's the thing. So she's,
she's, I guess she's good. I still have it. The only thing I know her from is suicide squad.
>> See, I watched the Barbie movie finally.
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>> I heard it's great. I haven't seen it. >> I haven't seen it.
>> Yeah. >> I was 50/50. Like the parts that were good in it were so good,
in like so thought-provoking. But then the rest of the movie was just like,
there was some adult stuff in there and I was like, okay.
>> There definitely was. I just, I don't know. I was like half the movie was so good.
And half the movie I was just like, I was just singing, aren't we?
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>> My 15 year old cousin went to go see it and he, you know, he's just cis, you know,
straight dude with a bisexual sister and a trans sister, brother, I guess, them, they them.
And then, you know, moms, lesbians, you know, they're very, you know,
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them and they're very exposed. >> So he's very exposed.
>> Very much. And so even he went in there and he was just like, God, this movie's gay.
>> Well, when the guys are like fighting on the beach, that's what he thought was the funniest
thing, the beach-off. >> Yeah, I'm going to be too.
>> Yeah, he thought that shit was hilarious. But, but yeah, there's a lot of stuff. And, you know,
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even 14, 15 year, they're obviously, they're not, they know all about that shit these days anyway.
But, you know, it's, I heard it was funny. I still want to see, is it streaming yet? Or did you
actually rent it? >> I rented it from the old red box because it was like-
>> Those are still, you could, you could stream it, but it was like, you have to pay like five to
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10 bucks. I was like, well, I can go get it from the red box literally a block away for a dollar.
>> Yeah, no, I don't want to, I don't, I don't want to rent it. I want to watch it on one of the 18
streaming apps I pay for. >> You know, and you can't. >> That's bullshit. Maybe Peacock has it,
because that's like the one thing I don't have. >> No, Netflix, Hulu, Max.
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>> It's a Warner Brothers movie, so it's going to be on Max. >> Yeah, Max was like, pay $10.
And I was like, no, I don't think I go. >> Yeah, then red box for the win on that.
Now, I did watch last night and it was so good, was blue beetle. And I think a lot of people-
>> Okay, I should last night too. >> Did you, it's so good. I loved it. I thought it was hilarious.
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>> It was really good, actually. >> I'm going to lie. I saw like one animated film where
where blue beetle was in it and I was like, who are you? >> But that's the whole point. He's, you know,
he's new. But then, I don't know, I don't want to give too much away, but it's really good. You got,
you got Max, you need to go watch it. >> Sorry, I'm so busy. >> No, you're so busy.
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All my Thanksgiving day plans. >> All of those Thanksgiving day plans. And I guess this is kind
of our Thanksgiving day episode, even though it's going to air after Thanksgiving. But, you know,
I, that's where I wanted to kind of bring up and I know Scotty was mentioning it too.
Friendsgiving, when you live far away from your family or maybe-
>> You know, my case, you know, my- >> You're my case, you know, my-
>> Exactly. You don't like your family. >> To be fair, I love my siblings.
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>> Oh, just the siblings, right. >> Well, my mom and dad and step that are all dead now, so.
>> Look, you know what, there was a story of one woman who goes and she sits on her husband's grave
and has a picnic, everything's giving. >> No. >> You wouldn't do that with your husband?
What happened? >> What happened? >> Once, if you had one, I'm just saying, like, if you were-
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>> No, I'd be like, he would want me to move on. >> Well, it is, yeah, the gay community,
definitely probably. >> It's like, hey, it's your birthday. Let me pop over and, you know,
give you my life update. How's your life? >> Yeah, I'm sorry. >> I'm sorry. >> One.
>> God. >> God, I'm such a bitch. >> You are. Definitely not. But in Scotty's case, he lives
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thousands of miles away from his family. What's the last time you saw them?
>> I mean, I try to get down there, like, once or twice a year, but I did not make it this year.
>> Oh. >> I haven't seen them for Thanksgiving in like,
I have four or five years. >> Just for Thanksgiving or for like, Christmas as well, or-
>> Yeah, I know those holidays are for any of the holidays. >> Usually when I go down, it's like,
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October, November, like, but usually not around things, not around holidays, usually.
>> Okay. >> Well, I mean, look. >> But, you know, we're doing a
friends giving this year and then, like I said, really, we're on a fun-- >> That's gonna be fun.
>> Yeah, it's my birthday too. So, I'm gonna get over a shadowed. >> Oh, my God. How old are you,
baby? >> No, just make it all about you. >> Right. >> Would you like, hey, thank you guys for
coming to my birthday party. >> Yes, it's a big birthday party. >> It's like, wait,
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this was a friends giving it is, but I- >> It's like this cake for me.
>> Conveniently, there is turkey. I don't know what that's about, but we're gonna have cake.
Yeah, that is-- yeah, that's fine. You can have a turkey cake.
That kind of feels disgusting. >> Yeah, but I'm gonna have one of those hyper-realistic cakes.
>> Those freak me out. >> I hate them so much.
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>> Especially the baby ones. >> Oh, man.
>> I saw one. It was like a hand with a sweater and everything, and you see the knife go through it.
Like, I cringe so hard and they're like, "Ha, it's just a cake."
>> It's like, wait, right for that. >> And there's a show on Food Network or something called
Is It Cake? >> Yes. >> It was stuff.
>> I saw somebody, they made a plate of freaking wings with plastic wrap and everything.
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>> No. >> Yeah, husband goes to grab me. He's like, "What the fuck?"
She's like, "Ha, it's all cake." And that plastic wrap is some kind of sugar thing that I made.
I'm like, "You know, pissed off, I would be if I'm about to chow down on some fucking wings in
its cake." >> It's kind of like when you go for a drink of soda and then it turns out to be
like tea and that taste just totally throws you off. >> Yep, because you're mentally prepared.
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>> Yeah, absolutely. >> Yeah.
>> Speaking of things, nothing what they thought. This is not a tangent, but real quick,
I was at a bar and my friend went to the bathroom and I was flirting with the bartender and I was
like, "How much to get just straight vodka?" And he was like, "You know what? Here you go.
You can just pay me what you want." I was like, "Well, here's a 20." My friend came back and he's like,
"Oh my God, is that water I'm so thirsty?" I said, "Yes, please." I don't know how as he went to go
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drinking, he didn't smell it. >> Right.
>> But he took like a huge chug and was like coughing and I was like, "Wow, no. See, well, but I mean,
you're in a bar, right? I mean, there's so many smells in there that are, you know,
hard to bar and it also, it's me. I'm not gonna get fucking water."
>> Well, and you know what, though? Your liver probably wouldn't have appreciated that.
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>> And you know what? >> She knows to stay quiet.
>> Yeah. >> She's maybe quiet now, but who knows how long that's gonna last?
>> I mean, that's- >> Oh, look, I already said, when I turn 30 because I'm 25 now.
>> No, I'm just gonna film in Louisiana. >> You're just gonna roll off that cliff, huh?
>> Well, not roll. I'm gonna like speed. >> Speed? Well, yeah.
>> I mean, I'm gonna be playing speed drive from the Barbie movie and it was gonna be like,
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"Could you imagine them rolling off the cliff?" Like, "All right, not much longer."
This is it. So, what are your plans? We have all those on the world.
>> I'm gonna scream for a couple of seconds and, you know, I'm gonna try to look up, though.
You know, they have so much time to just, like that guy, that would freak me out.
I don't know. I think if I- I hope when I die, it's just fast. I just want to get it over with.
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>> I mean, it'll be- >> Yeah.
>> The ground will be coming at you. It'll be fast.
Well, that's a problem. I don't want to see what's about to happen.
What are you gonna do? Jump for it? No, because then you have all the time in the world to thank and-
>> Just close your eyes. >> But, play- >> Play-play.
>> No, because see, then that to me is like not watching them put the needle in my arm to take my blood.
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I've got to watch every time I'm staring. It doesn't bother me, but I want to see it happen.
That to me would be equivalent to that. Like, I would see the ground coming and I would know,
"All right, this is it."
>> See, here's my biggest fear. It's like, if I ever get in like a car crash or something,
and I end up passing away from it, my music is still gonna be going.
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So you're just gonna be here and like-
>> Don't you know that you're taxing?
>> That's like, there's flames everywhere and wheels rolling around.
>> Not a gay is music ever.
>> I wouldn't waste it. >> I want super bass. Just give me some Nicki.
>> Okay, so more gay music, yes.
>> Yeah, absolutely. Well, yeah, true.
>> True. >> I'm more pop gay, so.
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>> Yeah, you're very pop gay.
>> Thank you. I was on the elliptical today in Speed Drive,
Ozon, and I literally, I thought I was gonna break the machine.
>> Actually, you were doing that gay power walking test,
is that what you were doing?
>> I go from the elliptical to the treadmill and back and forth, and I do stretch.
>> I do the same thing. I do the same thing.
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>> Like, there's this big muscle dude that's always there on Sundays at the same time.
And like, he goes on the treadmill for like 15 minutes, and like, I'll be going and be like,
"I see you looking over here."
>> Hi.
>> Look at that.
>> See, you're always flirting with somebody.
>> I'm allowed to look.
>> I understand. I understand. How were things with you and Buffy?
>> Scotty, how are you and your man?
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>> All the subject changes there.
>> Yeah. All right. So Scotty, how are you and your man?
>> Good. I mean, we're married, so.
>> See? There you go.
>> Oh, my man.
>> I'm just saying there's no drama here.
>> There's, yeah, no drama, nothing at all.
But it sounds like there was drama.
You were kind of telling us that you may have had a running with the fuzz?
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>> Oh, yeah. Okay.
>> That was quite the transition.
>> That wasn't with my spin, but.
>> Okay. All right.
>> We were just sitting on the couch last Friday night, and there's no streets behind our house,
and it's just like yard, and then there's some construction shit they're building.
But it was like 1130 at night.
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And then we're sitting there in our patio doors behind us.
So we're watching TV, and I see like just like a sweep of like bright light coming across through
the windows, and I'm like, what the fuck was that?
>> Like flashlight?
>> Right.
>> Well, I didn't know it looked like it kind of just looked like bright LED like a car light
sweeping by, and I'm like, that's weird. So I jump up and like look behind us because our
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patio blinds are open.
>> So are you on the first floor?
>> Yeah, it's ground level.
>> Wait, so you didn't see like the red and the blue lights?
>> No, there was no, there's no cars or anything back there.
It was just, I jump up and like behind us, and there's like six cops in our bike yard with flashlight,
just walking around, and then like I said, our blinds were pulled back.
So I made eye contact with one, like what the fuck is going on?
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So I like, I walk around the couch and then go over to the patio door.
I open it, and I'm like, hey officers, like anything we should maybe be looking for,
since we live here.
>> And then like, oh, apparently there were some guy back here just standing in the dark,
wearing a white hoodie, and I was like, okay, like that's the news to us,
because we didn't call anyone.
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And the townhouse beside us is empty, because those people moved out,
and then the one on the other side of us, they were away for the weekend.
So we were like, who the hell would have called?
So they're just really weird.
They like, we're running around the neighborhood with their cars, and like, it was crazy.
So then Sunday morning, I get a knock at the door, and then I go answer it, and it's the
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neighbor lady, and I was like, are you the one that called the police on Friday?
She's like, yep, she's like, that was me.
I was just coming to get your number maybe because I was home alone all weekend, and my husband
was out hunting, which is like two hours away at their farm, she said.
So I gave her my number, and I'm like, yeah, if you need anything, just
if something weird happens again, let us know.
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I was like, we got guns, so you know, gays with guns.
That's what I told the cops that.
>> The new podcast.
I told the cop that and he was like, oh, well, that's good.
And then he kind of laughed and he's like, well, we'll keep looking, but we're not finding anyone.
So then she told me she was home alone, of course.
And she was about to go, let's see, she was about to go out on their patio,
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and they have a two person hot tub out there.
So she was going to go out there and use it that night on Friday night,
and she decided not to ultimately, which was a very good thing, because she went to go close
her patio blinds and like her sliding door.
And she said she was face to face with the guy right there on her patio against her glass,
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like staring at her.
>> I would have sharded.
>> Yeah. So she goes,
>> Scream.
>> Just scream.
>> She goes to grab the like blinds rod thing, and she's just shaking like a leaf as she's like
staring at him, because she's just like frozen. So she like slowly closes the blinds like
right in his face. And then she calls the cops right away.
And then she said, "Achee's on the phone with the cops." She can see his like silhouette
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outside going around her different windows on the side of her house.
And I was like, "Oh my god." I'd like, "Ugh." So yeah, I went around the neighborhood that night,
and I was just using like a bright flashlight I had and looking for them to, because
fuck around I find out.
>> It was crazy.
>> But no one saw anything.
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>> No?
>> Nope.
>> And then-
>> So they were catching the guy?
>> Yeah.
>> See, I don't know, because there's been a lot of weird things that's happened since that.
There was a guy that broke-
>> [laughs]
>> This is crazy. There's a guy that broke into someone's house. They were away in another state
for the weekend. And on their way back home Sunday, last Sunday, they got a camera notification that
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like someone was breaking into their house. This guy broke into their fucking house,
Showered, made himself food, lit a candle, pleasureed himself, left evidence of that around.
>> What?
>> And then there was a brand new $95,000 like super-duty trucker,
what the fuck ever in the garage. He loaded that up with all kinds of variables,
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ran the garage door. He was high on math, of course, or something, but then he like knocked a
foundation, like a wall off the foundation by the garage, and then he burned river all the way
down the street in the neighborhood. >> Yeah. Scotty, what are you doing over there in the
neighbor's house? >> This is just whacking it for everybody?
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>> Yeah, I mean, you know, that's a typical Sunday.
>> Wow.
>> And a fucking neighbor for you, you know?
>> They don't know if that's the same guy. Well, it's not in my neighborhood. That was like,
that was across the bridge for a mess, which isn't really far, honestly. But then there was
another guy that broke into someone's house that was not home. And then she got a notification
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that someone was breaking into her house. So she called the cops. Then they went to her house.
He was still inside. He wouldn't come out. They had to bring it to the toilet. So it's been this
whole thing for like the last two weekends. There's just been all these weird break-ins. And so
it probably was him and one of them. I don't know.
>> And I was thinking for a second, like, you know, if there's openings over there in your
neighborhood, I'm looking to move. It sounds like a party. >> Right.
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>> Jesus Christ. >> Well, that's the party you wouldn't get invited to.
Well, I mean, look, if somebody's, you know, and then they're attracted to the thing is like,
where? Like the crime is not crazy here, but the thing is since where we live, it's not like
super big city. So I think we just hear about things and see things more than normal.
>> The crime's not crazy. >> Because if we were like, it's crazy.
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>> It's crazy. >> Yeah, exactly. It comes in threes or fours or fives or six.
>> Yeah, definitely not a lot of crime. >> Jesus. And so then that's not even the first time that you
or well, I guess the only time that you had to run in with the first responders.
>> You have what you're talking about like at the gym? >> Yeah, what happened there?
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>> I was going to bring that up after Momo was talking about his gym. Well, so we work out with
like a personal trainer, but the personal trainer, he like owns his own little gym. So it's real tiny,
but it's got what you need. We were working out last weekend. Actually, it was the day after the whole
like creeper and the backyard thing. We were working out. And then the like lights flickered
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over us and then we'd overwork out and I look up because of the one that mainly flickered. There
was like three of them, but the one that flickered was right above my head. I look up and there's
like this purple plasma flash and it was like a fluorescent light. And I was like, oh, shit. And then
right after that fucking huge ass flame came out of it. And I was like, okay. And then all the lights
blew. So then we obviously called the it like went out or whatever, but there was a lot of smoke. So
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he called the fire department. And then they come in and I was like, yeah, I guess we burned too many
calories. So I'll fire. I'm gonna make a joke out of it. >> You were just burning away.
>> Geez. >> Well, I mean, obviously the house didn't burn or place didn't burn down. So
no. And what was what was really weird is like usually when a light blows it blows the breaker.
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I'm talking like a straight man right now. >> I love it. They check break breaker.
>> Right. I had the break. >> It's that panel on the wall and you open it. There's all these
little flits. >> You can open those. >> I want to be careful. Don't put your finger in there.
>> So well, the fire, the fireman like guy Marshall or whatever. He like opened it and he was like,
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oh, it's a good thing you guys like turned off the switch and like flip the breaker and like, no,
like the breaker never flipped. That's the weird part. Because usually when the lights go,
the breaker will flip and that's what turns them all off. But so my personal trainer, he was thinking
like, well, the universe is really looking out for us because if the breaker didn't flip, I don't
know how that would happen to know it would have shed everything off. But yeah. >> Well, I mean,
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at least you're safe. >> Are you getting numbers from these guys? Like it sounds like you
will be coming best friends. >> I actually know one of them. >> He actually showed up to the gym and
I was like, oh, hey, Charles, I congrats on the new baby in the house and the baby in the house.
By the way, can you check out this breaker? I think there's a fire happening. >> Wow. >> Well,
that's good. I mean, at least you're okay. Any other surprises? >> Oh, I got pulled over the other
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night. What the fuck? >> Four. >> Okay. So we went to a casino. It was like 45 minutes away.
You know, Michael Carbonaro, the magician guy. >> I love him. >> Yeah, he's awesome. So he
does tours now, I guess, because he doesn't have that magic show on True TV anymore. Carbonaro,
if that's-- >> Yeah, that was a great show on it. >> That was a good show. >> I think I found a lot of that
and then landed, didn't they? >> They did. Yeah. I think he was living there for a short time.
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So we went and seen him with the casino and then we get back, which is like 45 minutes away. So
get your friends house. It's like 1.30 in the morning because of course we gambled after watching him.
And then I get in my car and me and Jordan get in and then we start to leave. And I didn't stop all
the fucking way at a stop sign. I didn't stop the whole three seconds or whatever. I just kind of
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rolled through it. But I did slow down. There were no cars around it. I was a completely straight road.
And then all of a sudden, there's headlights coming towards me and I'm like, "Mm, that's probably a
cop." And it was. And so he went up to you turn and he probably thought he was going to get some
exciting DUI type shit. And he came up to my window and he's like, "Yeah, he didn't stop that stop sign
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back there." And I'm like, "Mm, yeah, I know." And we just got back from the casino and just tired
trying to get home. He's like, "All right." He's like, "Anything to drink tonight?" And I'm like,
"Actually no. That was a good boy. I didn't drink anything." And I really didn't. I wasn't tipsy
or nothing. And then as he was running my information, the intersection up above us, which was like
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probably 1,000 feet from us where I pulled over a white SUV and it was flying through it at 80 or
90 and it's like a 40 mile an hour area. And so I like throw my arm out the window to point at it.
Like, "Hey, look at that car. That's more important." And then he does come up to my window and he's like,
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"Did you see how fast that SUV was going?" And I was like, "Yep, I pointed at for you." He's like,
"Here you go. It's just the morning. I'm going to go catch up with him." And then there was another
truck, like a patrol truck or whatever chasing that same car. So they went and stopped them and
then I got off with the warning. Wow. Do you think you would have still got a warning if that other car
hadn't had come by and they'd write them? Honestly, I think he was already riding up a warning because
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when he threw my, he kind of just tossed my stuff in the car to go chase the car. It was already
written up as a warning and I was like, "Yeah, so I was probably going to get a warning anyway."
Because I wasn't drunk or anything. No, I love how he's just kind of smacking you in the face with
your own papers. Right. That's beautiful. Well, look at you. At least you got away with it.
Yeah, I've been a lot of a police and fire excitement lately. You're such a queen,
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like in a good way. Like not in a little mumble way. I'm just saying, it's your positive queen.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? It means you're just a flaming gay is what I'm saying.
But at least he's got to go into this. Your asses are a little more. You got a little pronounced.
Like a little slither in the voice. Well, I think it'll be fun. So I was looking at this earlier,
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the top foods for Thanksgiving. Because, you know, look, it is our Thanksgiving show. Even though,
even though it's a couple of days after, my question is, with your friends giving,
do you still do like the pot look thing? Like do you have everybody bring something? Okay.
So you don't just say, okay, guys, come over. I'm going to cook and take care of everything.
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Well, I don't want to have like four turkeys or like three cast rolls of the same thing. So I made
a Facebook page and we all were corresponding on there and like, who's bringing what? And who's got
dishes and who's got this? And so, oh, that's good. Do you have like a little remote
zip sheet? No, we're just doing it through like posts. Okay. It's like guys, I'm bringing my cinnamon
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roll apple pie. That's all that's good. That's like my one dessert I will make. Cinnamon roll apple pie.
Yeah, actually, it was like a tasty video like five years ago. So I was like, I'll make one because
at the time, I was like, I was still friendly with my ex. He invited me to his family's
Thanksgiving. He was like, can you just bring like a dessert? And I was like, when was the last time
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you saw me eat a dessert? So I was like, okay, I'm here. I'm the dessert.
Just been over. This is my ex. Oh, oh, so I loved his like extended family, like his sister,
her whole family is just there are some of these sweetest and they're like an example of like a good
Christian family. So I'm like, I love them. So I was like, you know what? I will make this pie
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with so much love that y'all are going to just destroy it. Well, they did. I didn't get a single
piece. Oh, you got to remake it then. Well, I've made one every year except for this year.
Since so I've been like tweaking the recipe over the years, but yeah, you basically, you make cinnamon
rolls for the bottom half. You let that bake off for a little bit. Then you get your filling. It's
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pretty traditional apple pie filling to super duper thin slices. You saute that in a pan before
you put it into the pie. Then you just do more cinnamon rolls on top. You make your icing. So it,
it's a little sassy to look at at the end because it's just got all this white shit dripping off
the sides. It's the best. You know what? It is. The best desserts are when you make it after something
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you love. Well, last year I added a little bit of white brown sugar up at the top and I was like,
okay, like but now it kind of looks like someone's shit and came all over it. Oh, okay. There you go.
A little felching. I love it. Nothing wrong with that. Do you do the, well,
pickon pies, my favorite? I think if you're in the South, you got a lot of some pickon pie.
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I don't know how to do it. It's got to be made, right? I'm not big on it, honestly.
I don't think on sweets anyway. So this is like, I would demolish pumpkin pie with a whole
tub of whipped cream. No, you stop that. Stop that. You know what? It's funny. You say that because
the top, again, every year, it always is number one is pumpkin pie. I mean, yeah, but you have to have
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an entire cup of cool it. You do have one. I don't want to see the pie. Like if I see the pie,
there's none of cool. What's the point of having the pie? That's kind of how I am with spaghetti.
If I don't have a lot of Parmesan, great, Parmesan cheese to put on top, I don't want it. Oh my god,
you bougie ass bitch. Yeah. Kind of. No one, no, no, I'm not saying like, you know, the the
shit that they have in all of Garden where they come by with the wheel and you wait for them to stop.
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You can buy those. Did you know that? What the greater wheel? Yes. You can buy them at all of Garden.
Of course. You buy them at all of Garden. Yes. I saw a TikTok and the lady was like, I heard you
can buy these. Like, yeah, you can't. Did you want one? I can just add it and she's like, yeah, please.
Oh gosh. I didn't know that. You can buy it on Amazon for cheaper. Okay. You can buy anything on
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Amazon for cheaper. My husband will like be getting the cheese, put on super whatever dish and then
maybe like, has anyone ever just like not said when and then he actually tried that one time. Okay,
you need to like say when I've literally asked that quite. I think almost everybody goes to all of Garden.
They have to ask that question. And then one time a server issue was like, well, one time a guy
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didn't and he just like wanted me to start out a new block. So I had to because he wouldn't say when
and wow, like, I'm sorry. I'm not looking to get that stopped up. Yeah. You would definitely get
stopped up, I think. But I'm talking about like the the grated, the craft grated cheese is like the
green bottle. I mean, it's just like sawdust out of here. Yeah. I want the hard cut. That is not
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great. That is powder. I like to sawdust. It's okay. And it is made with wood filling. Yeah,
that's why I said so. Yeah, I know. That's I was actually kind of impressed. You do like,
I do like wood. I like hardwood though. Softwood. Yeah, no, if I can get it hard, that's okay.
That's that hard later. Anyway, is do you like sweet potato casserole?
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I've never had sweet potato casserole. You know what the other one I was looking at too?
Was up on the list was patty libels sweet potato pie, which I'm not had.
Okay, well, that's bad at it. That's different. That was the one they were selling like Walmart
and the frozen food section, right? Yeah, there'll be there still seldom. They're great. I've seen
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them out there. Now, of course, it's expanded to the con pies and apple pies and I thought
show them it like make her recipe. No, it's supposed to be her recipe. It's a boxed pie. It came out,
I don't know what few years ago, I tried it. It was pretty good, but I prefer like a homemade
sweet potato casserole. But marshmallows on top. What's your favorite Thanksgiving dishes?
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Because I'll be honest, I haven't done like a real Thanksgiving thing probably since that thing with
my ex. Dressin. Dressing. What do you mean like gravy? No dressing. Well, dressing with gravy.
Yeah, with the turkey gravy. What the fuck is dressing then? Or um,
undressing at the end of the day. Undressing. I like to undress. But like you put like a sauce and
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then you put gravy on top of the fucking sauce. No dressing bitch. Do you have you never had
dressed in? We're not talking about like a bottle of like fucking ranch dressing. Like it's
I don't know. I was saying you put your it's stuffing. You've never had like stuff stuffing.
Yeah, stuff. Okay, but stuffing is only dressing. You don't dressing when you don't stuff it inside
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the fucking turkey. You don't put stuffing in the turkey. That's why it's like it's
own stuff. That's why it's all stuffing. Stuffing when you put it in. Stuffing in the turkey.
No, okay. Some people do make stuffing and just leave it on a pan. Like I get, yeah, you just make
that shit in a fucking pan. I'm fucking done. It's an essay. Some people say dressing. Some people say
stuffing. It is by definition. I need a poll put up. Okay. And then I live if someone says
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you want some dressing. Is that a sauce? Is that some solid food? Being from the south, you know,
I am used to stuffing. And then it seems like up north. They say dressing. Um,
you know, whatever. Also, up north, they say hot dish instead of casserole. Like I live in
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the only far north biking. So how do they call it? Like coaks? Because in the south,
everything, everything's coke, everything's go. You want to go? Yeah, sure. We'll go on Pepsi. Yeah.
Exactly. Or you just say I want to do pepper or I want to diet coke, you know, whatever. And
then up here, they I've heard this pop. It is pop, but I've probably less over the years. Like,
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it seems like people have finally learned to just say what the fuck you want. Like, oh, I want
that. Because I'm from the Midwest. So when I came down here, they're like, oh, yeah,
like what kind of coke? I said, I don't want coke. I want to sprite. I don't. Exactly.
I'm confusing. It's like, let's stop beating around the bush and just say what we want right.
Yeah. It's just like, I want to fucking lemonade. Like, I'm gonna get you a coke. It's like,
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no, I want sweet tea, bitch. It's like, I want to mountain do. Or like up here, you can get
sweet tea anywhere. So, oh my god. Like, I got confused at one restaurant. It was like a very,
very country type of place. I've only been once and I just swore I would never go back again.
But the lady asked me to kind of coke it, huh? Like a meat and three. I don't know what that is.
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I don't know what that is. I don't know. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. He doesn't know what that is either.
No, you get him. You get your, your, your, your, your tour. I can't eat and I get you.
Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking of, yeah, it's kind of like a porn. Oh, well. We haven't gotten to that
topic yet. But no, like this lady asked, she's like, what kind of coke did you want, baby?
And I looked at the back side, I said, y'all have Pepsi products. What do you mean?
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Yeah, that's, yeah. Exactly. What kind of code? I just, that's why I like pop because it's like,
oh, any kind of soda. You know, soda or pop or soda pop? Or what did you want to drink?
And it threw me off when I, because I play with a lot of guys on Xbox that are from the UK and
they don't call pops pop. They call them fizzy drinks. Fizzy drinks. Yeah. Which takes forever to say.
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I know. I'm just like, can you, doc, just say it? How much is called a fizz?
Oh, the fizz. That sounds retarded. Is it, I was too close to the fuzz.
Yeah. Yeah. I was wondering where you're going. I was wondering where you're going at first,
because you're like, I play with a lot of boys and then you went to that spot. Okay. We're safe. We're safe.
Oh, my God. Oh, I don't know. No, no. I mean, I, I, there have been some grinder guys that have come over
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here recently. That's been okay. That's been fun. So after that one guy, I'm still pissed about that one,
but fuck him. Oh, the one that goes to, yeah, the one that goes to me literally before he goes
around Halloween, though. So that, that was appropriate. Oh, wow. Toshay. I'm spooky.
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So that leads me to my next question that I was going to ask you is, is it too, or because a lot of
people, they do their shopping black Friday, right? Then you got cyber Monday. When is too soon to
start doing your Christmas shopping? Because a friend of mine was telling me that she finished
all of her shopping back in June. What the fuck in June? And that blows my mind when I hear people
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who do Christmas shopping that early because that is someone you could trust with your life.
I mean, honestly, you know, no, I don't, well, yeah, maybe so, but I don't know if it would,
I don't know how much detail there's going to be in, in, in thought process. Because if you have
to get it done that soon, what if that person buys whatever it is that you got them? And then it
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just leads to, I don't know, returns or frustrations or unhappy gifting or Indian giving. That's the whole
thing. I mean, yeah, it's possible. I think they've changed that term. No, my bad. What is the problem?
I don't care. I don't care. I think we're a little too sensitive. As someone who is part
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in Navajo, I take great offense to this. I have Cherokee. I have Cherokee in me. So I don't know.
Everyone has Cherokee. What you mean? Right. Everyone dude. You know, what's funny is what I did
that 23 and me. I didn't have one fucking bit of it in me. Oh, really? No, you do give off settler vibes.
It definitely was a settler. Definitely was. Do what? I said, you've had Indian and you before,
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though, right? I'm top. No, I haven't. I've been in Indian before. That's about. So you were a settler
for a period for, yeah, I settled and you laid my shoe. I planted my seed and watched the crops grow.
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That's how it goes. You know, I was talking to speaking of all my little my British friends.
Yesterday, I was talking to old Sam. Sam, he's such a such a sweet little old Sam. He's so
cute. But we were talking and he was telling me that there, I guess they still do this. They go
cruising over there. And I didn't know that that was still a thing. I thought that was something that
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gay guys did like back in like the 80s, 70s and 80s. That's what I thought. But I know a guy,
he still goes cruising to this day. Where the fuck do you go cruising at? He was telling me he
does it in a field, especially in the town that I live in. I'm like, where the fuck are you going?
Yeah, I heard it like parks and like, you know, stuff like that, but not a field. Like, you just walk
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out into a random field and there's fucking guys walking around like see the guy. I know he said
there's actually like a little bit of a trail of like different places to stop at for like
restrooms. He says that you just, there's like five or six of them. You just go across them
back and forth. I'm sorry. I got shit to do. I can't be no.
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No, that's see that. I just like that's just too awkward for me because what is hop on
grinder like a normal person? I asked him that he said he said grinders to problematic. I would say
problematic is possibly being murdered. And cruising isn't that's what I'm saying problematic.
You get murdered from cruising like that's what I'm saying. Like, why would grind it be problematic
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but walking around him trail? Yeah, at least you can see a faceless torso on grinder.
And a countertop. Hey, there's a whole website or a whole page on Facebook called Grindr
Countertops. I love it. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, you have to because that's often what it is. It's
just, you know, headless torsos and countertops. Yep. Yeah, I think it's great. So, you know,
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would that be inside? Is there any area that you would go cruising or is that even a thing you would
do? I mean, obviously, both of you were in apparently loving the thing. It's like relation to it's to
2023. Like way too risky. I mean, I would I wouldn't want to unless I was at like this one party I
went to is called the gathering. I think is what it was. But they were doing like every solstice
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they'd had like a massive party. I got so fucked up. I had sex in a tree. I go cruising there. Does that
count? Well, not tarzan. I need a little more explanation. What do you mean? What are you
swinging from? Yeah. So basically this guy owned like a whiskey distillery and he owned like
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30 acres. But I guess every solstice he just invite a bunch of people and they could all bring
plus ones or plus fives or whatever. Big orgy then. Basically, like it was like, you know, you can show
off your costumes like this one guy. He had a whole jellyfish costume going on and it was actually
beautiful. He was ugly as hell. But I was like, Oh my god, your stitch work is amazing. But yeah,
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I dropped a bit of acid and who knows what else and like, can I be the peanut butter to you? There was
like a tree that had fallen down, but it had like other fallen down trees on top of like a giant mound
of fallen off tree. Okay. So it was like a mound of trees. You didn't like climb a tree and have sex in it.
There was lots of climbing. I was picture and you like up in a tree having sex not like some fallen
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down tree. Yeah, I didn't picture you on a bush. I mean, I'm talking like these were like gigantic
tree trunks. Like probably laying on a, were you like laying on a stump? I may have gotten a little bit
of a chafting on my lower side. I'm sorry. From this encounter. Did you get some flippers?
Besides not splurs, it was just so fucking raw for like the next couple of days. I was like,
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I look down at, I said, I'm sorry, baby. Wow, that's. But like I'm talking like these fallen down
tree trunks were like probably like, I mean, they were taller than me falling down like a round.
Like I literally had to like climb, like use my feet to like get on top of the damn thing. So I lost
a pair of shoes that night because I was like, fuck it. I can climb better with my toes. But like,
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I was like looking down at people and like they were like dancing around and rolling on the ground.
And I'm just like, the image in my head right now is just beyond life. You want to hear more crazy
stories like this. You can join my streaming service over on Twitch at the little Momo show.
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Oh, you have your own streaming service. That's incredible. Who would have thought you
could follow for free or subscribe for five dollars a month? Okay. I can check out the only
fans and kind of what that's right. You got the only fans that still go and you still doing that.
Oh yeah. Every week we're not recording one today. We're going to record it for Black Friday.
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Oh, you're going to have a. Do you remember what I said that I did in the house?
Well, we have something planned. So remember I told y'all that I had like the pizza boy
her fuffle. I mean, yeah. Well, that video did it incredibly well. So I'm like, why don't we do
something else? I have these giant bags I can get from my work. And I'm like, oh, I could be like,
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you know, delivering all your Amazon packages or whatever. And like, oh,
they've been able to do some like Black Friday stuff. See, and that's what I'm thinking. I'm like,
oh, like everything in your orders wrong. So you gotta, you know, hold on. What if a little twink?
What if what if it was something like where he was like had like rushing in for a sale? And then
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you were like an associate and he tripped over you and it fell in. Oh my gosh. So horrible.
Okay, let me just let me run through how this would be. So he's running. And then it's like a
it shoots over to me. I'm just restock in the shelf. La la la la. And then it goes back to you.
And you hear this music. Exactly. And then he falls into me. You see the slow mo like of all the
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stuff falling out of my hands. Somehow my pants get pulled. Exactly. And then you see the slow mo
like of his missile or I guess it's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's where. Yeah.
It's horrible. Just slide. Not it. But that's what makes it great. Like that would be fucking hilarious.
No, that is a fucking tick talk. That is not an OF video. You know what? If you want, it reminds me of
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when people were making those videos of chicks like falling over a guitar and it was like an
Arby's roast beef playing the story. And it would. Yeah. I saw those. No. Those are hilarious.
But that's kind of what's going into my mind right now. I'm just picturing that little twizzler
that's angled that, you know, the stinger. Yeah. I'm just imagining the stinger going right up in
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there. Well, he is the sculpting goal. Okay. All right. I don't know. I'm just imagining he'd have to
like go into you. That's still is perplexing to me. How else? It's good. Yeah. Okay.
All right. Well, whatever. Don't be jelly. I don't know. No. No. I'm not jelly at all.
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Just me. I am totally good. But I mean, that's the whole thing. I was going to ask when's the last time
you got either one of you had a hook up that wasn't of your own. Was it before your relationships?
Or are you all in open relationships? I mean, we're mostly close off. I did tell him I'm like,
look, if there's something that was to collab with you on OF, it's fine. Just talk to me about it.
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Would you collab with them as well? No. Why? Because he likes skinny dudes and I can't be bothered.
Right? Exactly. No. I'm like, I want to know that you can physically throw me through a law.
Like cool a man. Yeah. Like give me with a fucking brick. Like come on.
Oh, there's fat Albert. Never mind. I just did it. I went, oh, Charlie. Do you remember when you used
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to have that one nickname? No. I don't think I remember that one. But big bad Charlie. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Now it's starting to click. Now it's starting to click. I'll get that. Well, I mean,
but hold on. So once the last time you are well, so both of you are in closed relationships.
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Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, that's boring. I'm happy for you. I mean, how's your relationship
with your hand going? It's going well because I can control that motherfucker. I can. Oh, yeah. I can't
control. No. Not in the slightest, bro. Not in the slightest. I mean, look, here's the thing. This is
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what I get excited about. Holidays are coming up. Grinders going to start going off. You got all these
these twinks coming down who are visiting family wanting to get out of the house tired of
sitting around with family. They want to sit on a cock or something and yeah, I'm okay with that.
I'm totally fine with that. I'm ready to play. And then college gets out around what the middle of
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December for about second week and December or so. Yeah. Something like that. And then they're out
for what three weeks or so. And then bam. They come in. They come in home. They need someone to
chill. They need a mouth to feed. I got you anyway. You know, I was I was accused by old I call him big
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seat bottom big. This is what we'll call him based on his his Xbox name, but we're good friends.
Brian is his name, but he he accused me of being a a it wasn't a secretive bot. It was a undercover
bottom or something like that. And I asked him why and he said because you love to suck dick so much.
You really do. But what is wrong with that? He goes, well, most of stone. Exactly. That's what he said.
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In that blue my mind, I guess. I mean, you would think if you're a homie sexual, you know, okay,
well, what's wrong with that? Yeah, you like the cock. See, I feel like what tells a top versus a
bottom is usually the top just once, you know, a hole in typically likes the feel of a man's hole better.
And a bottom is just like, yeah, pound me that day. And then I'll suck your dick.
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You know what? That's exactly me. That's me right there. It's like ASMR in here. Yeah, it really is
actually bottom ASMR with my gay with my gay voice. Yeah. Gay ASMR. I got a bust out the straight
voice more. No, you don't. Well, actually, yeah, you do when you when you start to get like real
ballsy and basic, then I get excited a little bit. It makes me, it makes me want a bottom for you.
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All right, that's how it's straight right now. Go. Oh, I thought I was. No, I bet.
That's got to get what's your straight voice? Oh, all right. Let's go Scotty first. Give me some
straight. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, what the fuck, Matthew McConaughey? That's nothing.
I need like a sentence. Not all right, all right.
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$20 is $20.
Yeah, okay. All right. That's good. That actually sounds like Momo's man.
Charlie, you're next.
Yo, what's up, man? How's it going?
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I don't know where else to go with that unit is blunt.
Yo, man, 420, right? 420. Yeah, let's get down with it. Hey, goes. You sound like
you're one of those white kids that's trying so hard to be ethnic. Right? Listen, listen,
I'm okay. No, you listen to me. Oh,
you know what? Is there a way for people to submit like, like voice clips or something?
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No, I mean, no, well, I can figure something out because if you can figure that out,
anyone listening that wants to y'all definitely should send us like your straight voice.
Ladies, gays, I want to hear it. Me too. Or gays, you know, I don't know. I don't know if that
would be interesting enough. I mean, maybe that would be for me. Can you do accents?
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So I started playing this card game and I don't know why, but every time I start playing, I go into
an accent and I don't know what it is, which like do it. Get me getting the character.
I can talk like Charlie's little British boys that he plays with. Yeah, I was going to say,
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actually, I'm going to sound a little Australian. I'm going to activate this microphone right here.
And then I will look at it like it is little hamster water bottle.
You sound like a villain. I don't know what accent it is.
What is it? It sounds like a villain. I don't know.
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Like I was drunk playing the game for the first time and I was like, and now
why was he and I played the game nonstop for like a week and I couldn't turn it off.
I don't even know what that was. I don't know either. That's crazy.
Like I was going to start streaming that game like in a couple of weeks and I'm like,
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does he do the accent for two hours? Yes.
Man, I don't know if I, no, I don't know if I can watch it. I'll be honest.
You never watch the streams anyway. You don't know what I watch. What if I get on there?
And I just, I have like 18 streams going for you.
Well, and I'd appreciate it. I'm trying to boost your views or what have you?
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I was saying that 107.
Okay. That voice would help. Oh, you know why you're at 107?
Because I showed my friend last night and he followed you.
Wow. One of the, now I can't see it, but I'm doing the little heart because he was listening
to the podcast and then I told him about Twitch and then yeah.
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See now, now, now you are forced to make really good content.
You know, now that we've gotten past 100, I have to.
Yeah, I know. You've just been coasting this whole time. Now you've actually got to work.
You got to work for those, those subs. Oh, by the way, I was going to ask you.
You mentioned that. What do people get when they sub to you?
So that's the thing. I'm actually, since I was redoing the logo anyway,
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I'm also making new emotes and everything. So I'm like, okay, I got to have new ones for those.
But basically it's, you get ad-free streaming and then there's no breaks in the middle of it.
Because if an ad shows up, you just missed like basically 30 to 45 seconds of content.
Yeah. So it can happen at the worst fucking time because I need a timer somewhere where I'm like,
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okay, we're going on an ad break and I'm about to finish this boss or something.
Hey, they got, do you see when you're about to go on an ad break?
No, it's like, it got set up forever ago and I can change it, but I'm like, I feel like every 45
minutes is fine. Just because, you know, it's like I have a ton of viewers, but I do have almost a
10% subscription base. So. So, but does it tell you on your stream when you're in a break?
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Nope. Like some little comment. They'll be like, oh, man, that was the first time for an ad and I'm like,
sorry. Yeah. See, that's bullshit. They should really tell you. Now I'm imagining like only fans
have an ad break. It's like, oh, I'm about to come like, oh, ad break. Oh, oh, you know what?
The Lindo chocolate tears, not the Lindo chocolate. Oh, oh, oh, the Riley part.
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God. She just, you finally bust on that. Yeah. Oh, my God. And people just make their own.
To it, you know, man, I would love it. I think that would be a good model, honestly,
because people will, the real name for this podcast should just be bad, bad commercials. Bad vibes.
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Yeah. Bad vibes. What's everybody? I'm looking to the bad vibe podcast. Oh, see, I don't know.
That's too close to bad friends, which by the way, is a really good podcast. Never heard of her.
Yeah. Okay. Well, there we go. Well, this show went off the rails. All right.
We had a, we had a list and we just said fuck it halfway through and just started doing it.
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Do you do every time? Yeah. That's kind of the best way to do it, honestly.
Like literally Charlie sends over like a two paragraph long thing of like, okay, first, second,
third, fourth and fifth topics. It's like cool. Anyway. Yeah. And he totally, totally, it's more,
it's more organic that way. You know, you know, look, it's just, it's just, it's, it's guard rails.
Okay. It's just trying to keep us on the road, which does not help. Yeah. See, it doesn't work.
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We just obliterate the guard rails and say, fuck it. Let's go down the hill. The guard rails are
made out of styrofoam. How many times have you been driving down to an interstate and you're like,
why are there tire tracks over in that grass? Well, now we know why. Yeah. We are the reason.
I would say I think with this podcast, we're usually like, where's the road? Yeah. Yeah.
The logo, the logo of the podcast should be like broken guard rails with like an opening in the
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middle like, oh, kind of like filming noise going off the rail. Hey, look. And there we go. We're,
we brought it back around full circle, baby. That's that is the power of audio. I think this was,
I think this was more of like a doughnut, like a hedgeron. God. Okay. All right. We're done. We're done.
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We're done for today. We're done. We will catch you guys later. You're done. You're done. You're done.
I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. A fantastic. I hope you got all your shopping out over the
weekend. No. Okay. Yeah. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, no, go ahead. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Where are you?
Are you sure you're done? You're done. Anyway, guys. This has been the harsh podcast. Okay. We'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye.
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