Episode 16 - Holiday Hassles and Humor

Episode 16: "Holiday Hassles and Humor: Charlie and Lil' Momo's Survival Guide"

🎄🎉 Get ready for a holiday episode like no other! Join Charlie and Lil' Momo in Episode 16 of "The Chat: A Podcast" as they guide you through the holiday season with a mix of humor, heart, and a touch of the unexpected.

👥 Surviving the Unbearable Holiday Guest: We all have that one relative or guest who can test our patience during holiday gatherings. Charlie and Lil' Momo dive into this relatable topic, sharing hilarious and cringe-worthy stories about dealing with difficult guests. From the politically outspoken uncle to the judgmental in-law, they've got you covered with coping strategies that range from using humor as a shield to finding common ground in the most unexpected places.

💭 Awkward Intimacies: Intrusive Thoughts Unveiled: Ever found your mind wandering in the middle of a romantic moment? You're not alone! Our hosts open up about their own experiences with intrusive thoughts during intimate times. It's a segment filled with laughter, relatable confessions, and tips on how to refocus and embrace the awkwardness.

🌟 Tackling Holiday Blues: The holidays aren't always jolly for everyone. In a more serious turn, Charlie and Lil' Momo address the issue of holiday depression. They share real-life examples and offer support and solutions for those struggling during this festive season. It's a reminder that you're not alone and that it's okay to seek help.

📣 Listener Engagement: Throughout the episode, listeners are invited to share their own holiday stories, coping strategies, and awkward moments. It's a chance to connect, laugh, and maybe even find comfort in shared experiences.

🔜 Looking Ahead: As the episode wraps up, get a sneak peek into what's coming up next on "The Chat: A Podcast."

🙏 A Heartfelt Goodbye: Charlie and Lil' Momo thank the listeners for joining in on this holiday adventure, reminding everyone to stay connected and share their own stories.

🎧 Tune in to Episode 16 for a holiday survival guide that's as entertaining as it is insightful. Whether you're looking for a laugh, some solid advice, or just a sense of camaraderie this holiday season, Charlie and Lil' Momo have got you covered! 🎧

Episode Transcript

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[Music]

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What's going on guys?
You need to chat.
Welcome to the show.
We got Lil Momo in the house today.
What's up?
Oh, okay, that was it.
Yeah, that's it.
I'm sorry.
I didn't do anything to go on.
Did you need more?
Everybody out in the Momo.
There we go.
Perfect.
There we go.
There we go.
And of course, I don't know why he has such problems navigating his schedule.

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But he is a busy boy.
I guess.
God he damn him.
He's out today.
He said he was out like two and a half hours away from his microphone.
And he just couldn't do it.
I almost was going to tell him, you know what?
I think maybe we could just do this by phone.
The whole time he'll be on the phone.
You'll just hear.
Drive, drive, you can do the background.
B-b-b.
B-b-b.

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Fuck you.
You know, probably be a good way to go.
I love these.
But he's got a meme bone in his body.
He wouldn't say no fuck you.
No.
No, he would just gently rise the middle finger.
Or rise.
He'd raise the--
I'd be like, keep you the type to like when he catches up.
Do you just like, put the thumbs down?
[laughter]
He's coming.
Like not just any, not just a regular thumb, but like an aggressive like, "Hurr, thumbs down."

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And I feel like he's too nice to do a middle finger.
And then slowly speeds up.
Yeah.
I just--
I've got this fucking horrible, funny image in my head of just the sweetest,
meanest person ever.
But that's okay.
And we all have those in our family, I think.
We all have a sweet mean person.

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And that's kind of--
Family's just mean.
Well, we'll talk about that.
And that's what I wanted to get into today.
Obviously, it's the holiday season, officially, as well, by the time you're hearing this,
it's like a week later, everybody did their Black Friday shopping, which by the way,
Black Friday-- I don't know if you ran into some of these TikToks that people have been posting
in Target has been getting the brunt of all this, but apparently they have posted,

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you know, like the signs, like, you know, there's a TV, for example.
It's $199.
Black Friday specials, what it says on it.
People were going up and they were taking that little piece of paper, sliding it up and looking
at the tag that was underneath it.
Uh-uh.
Regular price, $199.
Stop!
So they're getting roasted on that.

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So that actually, I wanted to ask you since you worked in retail, but it's been a while since
you've worked, I guess, in traditional retail since--
And it really does.
Since it's changed, but how was-- Did you ever work Black Friday?
Oh, yeah.
I worked Black Friday from time I was like 18 to, like, God, until I moved up here honestly,
so until about six years or so.

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Which, okay, so I was living in Nashville and went to Opera Meals, which was like our big mall
when I reopened.
That was my first year working in retail.
I shit you not.
I was looking outside, like the hallway or whatever, and it was dead quiet.
And you just hear, "Wow!"
And I shit you not.

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It looked like the fucking world to be seen from the Lion King.
Oh.
People were running both ways down the halls, and I was just-- I literally ran through my
store, I had my headphone on, and I was like, "Brasfer Impact!"
Oh my God.
So it was-- but that was the days when people would-- they'd run to get the deal because there
was an actual deal.
They were sprinting.

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They were sprinting.
But that's the thing, you had deals though.
The store I was working at, it was like an offshoot of guests, which is guests even around
anymore?
I far and few between, I think.
Well, any who, it was like a target for younger demographic, but there was this dress I had
just put on a mannequin that night because it was hitting the sales floor on Black Friday.

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And it wasn't anything special.
We just kept them back for a month because I was like, "Let's just put it out."
So people think it's like a brand new thing because I was in charge of merchandising.
I had a lady rip it off of the mannequin.
And she damaged it, and I was like, "Mam, you're gonna have to pay for this."
And she's like, "What?
But I wanted it."
And I was like, "Mam, and I literally walked her around the corner."
I was like, "There's a whole rack of them right here."

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Oh my God.
So did she pay for two?
Hell, yes, she did.
That's why--
That took her purse, and I said, "I'll have your purse up front when you're ready for payment."
No, you did not.
You took her purse?
Yes, I did.
I was 18.
I didn't know the rules.
Oh my God.
But how hateful.
That's incredible, though.
Hateful.
I had our top sales, top items in a sale, top average dollar sales.

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I had all the metrics.
Now, but did you do what Target did in that there were certain merchandise that you had for a while
that you just-- from what I've understood, it seems like they raised it up a couple weeks before.
They raised the price.
Then they bring it back down to the normal price, and that makes it appear as if the Black Friday sale.
That is a thing.
One thing we did is, if it was supposed to go on clearance, we would just have a little sticker

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gun we would put on it.
So what we would do is we would put $10 higher than the original price, and then we would
slap a sticker and be like, "Hey, this rack is an extra 10% off."
Wow.
But the purse is there were 80 to 120 bucks.
It's just like, "Aaaaah."
That's crazy.
I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised.

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I think this year it just seems because everybody seems to be holding on to their money a little
bit more this year.
That--
Yeah, because everything's so damn expensive.
It is.
It's horrible.
And people-- I'll be curious to know what the Black Friday sales are the numbers this
week when it comes out.
Because I will be shocked if it was-- if I hear anybody say, "Oh, it was record breaking,

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I will know."
No.
Those are inflated numbers, just like the cost of a sandwich at Jersey Mikes.
Not calling anybody out.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying that it could be a little crazy.
But I saw that.
That's insane.
When I was seeing people take that off, those stickers.
And then they were-- also what they were doing, they were peeling back stickers, and they

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were seeing that the price that is currently on there, it was like what you said, it was
clearance to before.
And now all of a sudden, it's like, "Hey."
Which I mean, like, good for them for finally peeling the stickers back and everything.
Because I'll be honest, since I worked Black Friday, when I started my adult life, I have
never went Black Friday shopping ever.

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It's not worth it to me.
I remember--
I remember--
I remember you paid an extra $3 for that coat, but uh-uh.
See, like back in the early 2000s, that was the time, man.
It seemed like--
That was a thing to do.
That was fun.
Like, it was--
No, it wasn't.
Don't lie.
I thought it was.

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I always wanted to get up early and go Black Friday shopping and stuff like that.
I was in Atlanta one year when I was in high school and my mom and my aunties all took
me to go Black Friday shopping.
We left at like 3am to go to like best buy and shit.
The line was wrapped around the whole building.
It was cold.
And I'm just sitting there and like, "What?
For why?"
I was like, "What are you trying to get here?"

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That teed me.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You see, for me, it's like if I'm going shopping like grocery store anything, I'm walking
it and taking a B line to where I need to be.
And it's like, "Cool, I got my thing.
I'm leaving now.
Goodbye."
Yeah.
It's crazy.
My aunt, she was all excited.
She's got a Walmart Plus, which I've got as well.

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And what does that even do?
Well, it's like--
Okay.
So like early shopping for people who have Walmart Plus, you get access to the deals and stuff
like that.
But you also get like free delivery.
I was just placing my Walmart order earlier and so I get free delivery.
You know, it's great.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
It's beautiful.
I just--
I don't want to go to Walmart this time of year.

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I send my significant other.
I'm like, "You go in there.
Go ahead and pick me up some chicken."
I don't go to Walmart ever.
That's why I have them delivered, which is great.
I hate going to Walmart.
It's horrible.
But I enjoy--
I enjoyed going around Black Friday and stuff like that because I think that passed since--
Well, but for me, it was more so like the people watching part of it because that was

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so intriguing.
You're animals.
I know.
That's why I thought it was great.
But now, it's like it doesn't even matter because there's no one there.
That was the other thing too, is people were out shopping early in the morning on Friday
because nobody's open on Thanksgiving anymore, which is good.
But they were out doing-- they're shopping or whatever.

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And the stores were empty.
But a lot of the deals were like online.
It seems this year.
And--
Well, also, they're just not giving out deals.
So it's like--
Right.
I feel like more people are aware that it's not as big of a thing as it used to be.
So why really bother?
No, it's not.
And I think part is kind of sad because they're not going to lose money.

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If anything, they'll make more money by putting out more deals.
But they're choosing to be greedy, which whatever capitalism, it's what America is.
Oh, yeah.
She can be started.
I know.
I know.
She did.
Me too.
I'm right there with you.
But yeah, it sucks.
Now, the way-- the other part to this whole thing that I'll be curious about is tomorrow morning,

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or well, this case, I'll be the week before, but--
5 or Monday.
5 or Monday.
How is that going to go?
If all the deals have already been online, what special deal is there going to be just a
couple days later?
I mean, that's fair.
Someone brought up-- it was someone I was talking to online on Xbox.
And they were like, yeah, I'm probably going to get the Black Friday deal.

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For Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.
Well, what is that?
You get a new AK or something?
Oh, no, Putin.
It isn't-- I know.
You don't play that game.
And they meant like that.
That's the one game you said you absolutely hate.
But--
Rather play Fortnite than that.
Oh, god.
Fuck Fortnite.
See, I like to pretend I'm straight sometimes, so I'll get on Call of Duty.

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That's really all of them.
It's not I.
I just sit there and play Pokemon Other Games over on my Twitch.
Oh.
A little Momo show.
Just saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little Momo show.
We've had our best week in the history of the channel.
I've gotten seven whole new followers.
Thank you guys for your support.
Look at that.
See, hey, you know what?
It's seven today and 12 tomorrow.

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Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
See, there you go.
You got to go follow them.
Check it out.
But yes, so someone said that they wanted to go by Call of Duty Modern Warfare, but they
were going to wait until it went on sale.
You know what the sale was?
Titanormal price, 70 bucks.
They only marked it down 10%.
10% that was their black Friday deal.

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Like that's just how stupid it is that I am.
And I tell you 10%.
It's yeah, it's stupid.
It's absolutely ridiculous, but you know, what do you do?
What you don't go shopping.
Well, you know what?
That leads me into our unbearable holiday survival guide, which we all have.

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That one person that we're going to be around this holiday season, be it maybe you already
had that person for Thanksgiving or maybe they're coming up and you're going to have to deal
with them, come up for say, you know, Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever holiday, but something.
What do you do?
Winter holiday.
Yeah, winter holiday.

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What do you do about being with that person?
How do you handle that person?
I see in my case, I went to go see my siblings like a month ago.
So I was like, I already saw you all once this season.
Like that's it for me.
Like I'm, you know, glad that you all are doing well.
I'll call you guys on Christmas and everything.

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I hope you'll have a good one.
Okay, bye.
Good.
Good.
And you just like just blow them off.
I didn't blow them off.
My brother asked if I was coming and I was like, um, no, I just saw you guys.
You live like an hour and a half, two hours away and you guys are doing it at my sister's
place and she has like 10 dogs and I ain't trying to do all that.

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Oh my God.
See, I don't know.
I don't know if he's going to be able to eat anything and like I don't want you all to
kind of like change your whole plans to accommodate for it because you know, I'm going.

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I'm just like, I just won't.
I'll sit at home and watch a show like Castlevania.
Oh, Castlevania.
Right.
Yeah.
Super Christmasy.
Yeah.
No, I mean, you really sink my teeth into why not watch like elf or something that actually
makes sense?
What?
I hate will feral.
Okay.

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I watched the Grinch every Christmas Eve.
Did you see that they're making a Grinch too?
I heard and I'm just like, I'm assuming it's fake until I see a trailer.
No, it's real.
It's real.
They are making it and I looked on the best place to go to make sure that it's all real.
IMDB and Jim's Harry.
It is in pre-production for the Grinch too.

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So I don't tell me this.
I know.
Because we're getting mean girls or were they calling it mean moms?
We're getting that next year apparently.
No, it's mean girls, but it's the musical adaptation.
You know.
It's off the Broadway adaptation of it.
Anyway, let me start with you.

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You went from a heart to a low.
So quick.
Speaking of highs and lows.
I was just going to say that when I watched the Grinch on Christmas Eve, religiously, I
started at 7 p.m.
Central.
Oh, yeah.
I start off by every time they say who that I can manage, take a little sippy sip of
my confidence juice.
All of the confidence juice for Cindy Lou.

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Special water.
Cindy Lou.
And then you had a who's the who are the other who's.
I'm pun intended.
Well, they're all a who.
It's a reveal.
Yeah.
They say it's who they're all something mayor who's something and the who belation and
Mount Crumpet.

(14:32):
I don't know.
There's a lot of who's in there.
So wait a second.
Wouldn't that mean that the Grinch is a who as well?
No.
So this I don't know the war.
So you'll have to.
So when they're talking about the Grinch, they go to meet like his mom's basically either
like he's not a who he's more of a what.
So he's a what not a who.

(14:54):
Wow.
I was right.
Man, Dr. Seuss would be livid.
I saw a tick talk where this girl was like, man, Dr. Seuss had bars on bars and she's
talking about one of his books.
Blix and blocks and clocks and.
Yeah, he was you know what?

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He could have been a fine rapper these days.
Oh, he definitely would have been.
I've surprised some rapper hasn't tried that.
Take out like some dog.
Oh, I'm sure there has been.
I bet you find it on.
Yeah, you'll find it on SoundCloud.
I bet you.
Was it fair, but you are know who this is.
This is little rapper.
This is this is a little sus open the house.
A little susy.
A little susy.
Yeah.

(15:35):
No, that's funny.
Now hold on, but then that actually is part of my next question is, have you or will
you or are you?
Yes.
That Grinch.
I'm not a Grinch.
I'm a Grinch.
It's different.
No, I think it's quite the same.
No, the Grinch is mean for no reason.
I mean when I have to be.

(15:57):
Okay.
So that's not what a Grinch is.
Like for example, it's the holiday season.
I work in customer service.
And if I see someone like I've done this at the grocery store, we're going to go store
about like if you're being a, you know, a person to an employee, I will say something.
Like there was a guy the other day, like I had a girl who that was taking his order and

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she was like, Hey, can you write a ticket for him?
I was like, Yeah, sure no problem.
So I walk over and say, Hey sir, like what did you need to get again?
It's like the Philly.
I kind of talk like I cocked my head to the side.
I said, Oh, okay.
Well, we have about 12 different fillies of which one were you wanting?
And I guess I probably shouldn't say the actual one because I don't want to give away

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where I work.
Yeah.
So we're going to call it a seven three, the 73.
And I put the pad down.
I said, now sir, I was not over here when you said what you wanted.
So I was not aware of which one you wanted.
So you could just tell it to me normally.
You don't have to be a smart ass about it.
No, you didn't say smart ass.

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I don't think I said smart ass, but I did say something extremely similar to where he kind
of looked at me and his wife kind of looked between the two of us.
I said, Now let's try this again.
You were getting a 73.
Did you want to do the regular size?
You want the big one?
The big one.
That makes it sound like you're just talking to him like a child.
But I guess if he acts like that then.
Yeah, like he was definitely older.
He was probably in his mid to late 50s, early 60s.

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And I'm just like, if you're going to act like a child, I will treat you like a child.
Like I have my biggest thing is if I take your order and say, Hi there.
You're like, what can I do for you today?
Give me three of these, one of those.
And I'm also going to need about six of these things.
Okay.
So you would like this, this, this, this, this.

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Oh, you ain't got to be a bitch.
Yeah.
No, that's crazy.
I mean, but do you notice that people tend to be more of a bitch or a grinch in this case
around the holiday side?
Little bitches and grinches around this.
That should be the name of this episode.
I think so too.
Bitches and grinches.
I think we might need a rename.

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It is way worse.
Like I went ahead.
I put up on my Facebook.
I was like, if you're an asshole to service people, I will call you out.
And I was like, I don't care if I'm at my job or at one public, I will do it.
Oh, I think I saw you put that.
Yeah.
So I'm like, that is everyone's fair warning from me personally.
I mean, it's true though.
I think people should get called out.

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But do you want to turn it into one of those situations where they are going to get taken
from the store?
You got to call the cops and then they start recording with their phone and then lo and
behold, you got to care.
I've never had that happen to me.
I've never had the cops called on me at work.
And I've never had someone called on you, but recording.
Would you call the cops on someone else?
I'd rather do it with it myself.

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Okay.
Because I want to know that the situation has been handled properly.
Properly.
Okay.
So properly does it include like a trespass or anything like that?
No.
I think if it can be handled verbally, it should be handled like that because then it's
like, okay, you know what?
You know customer service person, you know that there are some good customers out here

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that have your back, bitch or Grinch that is trying to cause an issue.
You know that not everyone's going to sit here and stand for this.
And if I have to call the cops, I will have to run the other way and just be like, you
know, can't do it.
This is America.
Yeah.
This, it all God.
Don't be that person.
I've had some close calls.

(19:35):
I bet.
Well, especially and I think you were telling me about like around the COVID time when masks
and stuff were thing.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
See.
People sitting there and they're like, like they'll put their shirt, they will they did.
They would put their shirt over their mouth and go, really?
See, you can't hear me if I have that on.
I'm like, yes, I can.

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You're just, you're purposely mumbling.
Yeah.
God.
That's what, see, I didn't know people did that.
That was, I think COVID was the worst time to be in customer service.
Oh, 100%.
Face to face customer service.
Oh my God.
That's why I remember like there were so many things, you know, like when I was doing
radio, you know, I would have like promos and stuff like that that said, you know, specifically

(20:18):
calling out and thinking, you know, the customer service folks because that you were, you at
the time or the frontline folks.
Yeah.
And it's like what sucked is during all that COVID stuff, it did not matter how sick I was.
I was expected to be at work and I worked in food.
Y'all.
I had COVID three times and I did not get a single day off work.

(20:43):
Sounds like a bad way of spreading it.
Uh, yeah.
And that's what I said because I was living with like another employee at the time and they
had gotten COVID once, but you know, we kind of just, we stayed on separate levels of the
apartment and everything, which like, you know, let's just don't share any food.
Don't do anything until like all of the COVID stuff is over.

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I'm catching it three times because I worked two to three times as much as he did.
I'm like, can you please go in for me?
I'm literally dying and I have COVID.
Yeah.
Sorry.
You're going to have to go though.
I can't help you.
I was like, what are you doing today?
Oh, nothing.
I'm just going to play with the cats.
Like, eh, eh, eh.

(21:24):
Play with the cats, huh?
Yeah.
I don't just like, eh, eh.
Is that person who you're talking about or are you referencing a X?
Uh, well, yes.
Yes.
Technically they were an X.
Were they a Grinch around the holidays?
Um, they're a Grinch year round.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right, fair enough.

(21:45):
Now, are they like worse around the holidays?
Are they one of those people that are unbearable to be around, say, come a holiday party or, you
know, something like that?
Oh, definitely around the holiday parties.
But see, here's the problem.
Is this particular Grinch, like they will go and like give you some really thoughtful
gifts and everything.

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But then if your gift isn't at the same level, the kind of be like, oh, I mean, I
really thought about this when I got you this pop figure and you made me some handcrafted
thing.
They would, would they say something like that?
They have said something like that in the past, yes.
To that person?
To me, yes.

(22:27):
Wow.
I'm not bitter.
I see, but that's so sad because I think that when you get something that's handmade,
that, that's put in thought into it.
I mean, I think so.
There was one year I was with this couple, like I was living with them and like they were
really into Digimon.

(22:48):
And so I was like, okay, well, like your favorite one is a flyer.
Your favorite is some kind of ground thing.
So I was like, oh, I'll draw two different pictures.
I'll have you writing your aerial thing and it'll look down at a canyon and you'll see
a tough to smoke coming up.
And then when you go to her picture, she's writing her little four-legged thing in the
canyon and it's like a viewpoint from a under her.

(23:09):
So when you see the sky, it's like, oh my god, they're connected.
And then they broke up like a week before Christmas and I'm like, now I feel like my gifts
are ruined.
I mean, yeah, and you can't go back in the ass for that pack.
They asked me because I didn't end up giving it to them.
They were like, we're sorry, stuff.

(23:29):
And I was like, well, you guys are broken up and you're at that point where you're very
venomous towards each other.
So I was like, I didn't finish the drawings because I was like, I still need to ink them.
And I'm like, I'm not giving you guys these.
Like, y'all are going to be all bitter and be like, you just had to put her or him in that
picture, getting it to you.
Bitch.
How are you supposed to know that that's where the relationship was going to go?

(23:52):
No.
They were talking about getting a house together and how I was going to live with them and
we're just going to, I was basically going to live like Roger in their attic.
That was the plan.
And you totally could have done that very well.
Oh, the boyfriend bought me a sign, like a little neon sign that says little Momo spot.
I was one that says Roger's spot.
Oh, yeah.

(24:12):
I would have loved to have built you like the bar.
That was the plan.
And it was going to be like, I wasn't have a sign on the door to the attic and be like,
this is the no drama zone.
And be like, only one client at a time.
Man, yeah, see that, that I think would have been hilarious.
But now I'm curious.
What do you mean by client?

(24:32):
Exactly.
Because I was basically, and this is my own fault.
No one asks me to do this shit.
But I fall into a role of a personal therapist so much.
Because I'll be honest, I have lived a life, not a good one, not a bad one.
But I have a lot of life experience.
And so I feel like I don't listen to my own advice, but I feel like I give good advice.

(24:57):
I felt like that before.
I think it's, it's, yeah, put you in a total different.
It's a different headspace.
Yeah, it really is.
And I think that when you try to think about what other people say and like, do you take
a lot of that into consideration when you're, I don't, because I'm just like, man, fuck
that.

(25:17):
I know what's best for me.
Wow.
Yeah.
Like with them, it's like, you know, okay, like, you know, you're having a relationship
problem.
Like, let's talk, let's talk about it.
Like, where's your guys' communication at?
This is the other thing.
And then for me, I'm just like, fuck him.
He didn't say how to me.
He didn't kiss me.
And fuck this.
Yeah.
See, and I've seen people who have been venomous like that.

(25:38):
And then I'm always the, the other person to say, calm down.
Listen to your inner thoughts.
Don't say anything.
Don't let that intrude person.
Be the bigger person.
Don't, don't be that guy.
Don't be the person you hate.
That's what I can't stand.
Because I feel like if that were, if, and I've been there, I think we all have, but I think

(26:01):
it's easier to hear your own as I.
You're telling me else to do it.
Absolutely.
100%.
I can be the best therapist all day to someone else to myself, not at all.
See, here's what I thought about doing.
I thought about doing like online unofficial counseling, like low mamos, unlicensed therapy.
And be like, hey, for the same thing, do they actually have that?

(26:22):
I don't know.
I've been watching, I think it was an episode of like family guy.
We're like Cleveland became an unlicensed therapist or something.
And I'm like, if you put like on your business cards that you are an unlicensed therapist,
like, I don't think they can legally do anything.
And I'm like, what if I charge like 30 bucks an hour and be like, do like a little commercial
thing and be like, yeah, I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear.

(26:45):
I'm going to tell you what you need to hear.
So I've welcomed a little mamos unlicensed therapy.
Like, slots are available now.
Book yours today.
Be the friend you need.
A friend indeed.
Yeah, it's like one glass of wine per hour.
Oh, look at that.
Yeah.
Like, it would be a nice chill thing.
And it's like, you know what?
Like, I'm not, I can't write you a prescription or anything.

(27:06):
But let's talk about it.
You know what?
Sarah is being a bitch.
Well, and I think most therapists can't write a prescription either.
I mean, their whole point is to sit there and listen to you.
And they, they, rarely even give advice.
Yeah, because like, I remember when I came back from college the first time, it was when
I found out I was like, gay and everything.
I had a whole like mental breakdown about it.

(27:28):
But I went to go see a therapist in the first session.
She barely said two words.
Yeah.
It's used like, you know, I'm just trying to get a baseline.
I'm like, how much are we paying you an hour?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
I mean, it is.
It's frustrating to a point to where, yeah, you're paying these people to just sit there
and listen.

(27:49):
But I also looked it up just to try to see.
I'm like, what do I have to do to become a licensed therapist?
It's a lot of schooling.
It's like, is it something, isn't it?
No, not for licensed therapist.
If now for like a psychologist and psychiatrists, then that's what I'm thinking of.
Yeah, that is totally different because then you're shooting for like a doctorate or you
can be a nurse practitioner in that, but still, you know, same difference.

(28:12):
You know, you're just practicing under someone else, but, uh, yeah.
If you think that being an unlicensed therapist is a great idea, why don't you let us know
in the comments?
I think you should.
I think you should.
You pay me 30 bucks an hour to feel a licensed therapist.
I, you know what?
30 bucks in that, honestly, that's not bad if you think about it because that's 30 bucks

(28:32):
to sit there and let you listen to all of my problems.
Literally.
So, I mean, how long did we talk this week?
So you owe me about, it's about 60 bucks.
Oh, no.
It's about 120.
Oh.
Oh.
Interest, back pay.
You didn't pay me the day of.
You will not wait a second.

(28:52):
I don't know.
I didn't have a co-pay for this.
It's too bad.
We don't accept co-pay.
We also don't accept insurance.
Oh, that's, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Maybe you could barter.
Maybe you could barter like, uh, you know, I just feel like you could be like after the
first session, it's like, look, honey.
Foddle one.
Yeah.
Way too many problems.
We're going to have to bump this up to $35 an hour.
$35 an hour.

(29:12):
Well, you know, and the other thing too, that is frustrating is that I noticed that my
therapist is constantly feverishly taking notes.
And I hate taking notes.
And she's writing them down because the worst thing to do is to why that person's talking
is to hear typing in the background, right?

(29:33):
So okay.
See, I like pen and pad for notes.
And I'll be honest, when I was in college, I tried taking notes on my computer, but I was
like, I'm so much more comfortable with like a pen and paper that I got to the point
where I could like watch the slides.
I didn't have to look down.
It was just like, and it's like, I would need to look down.
When it's like, okay, I'm almost at the bottom of the page.

(29:53):
You got two lines left.
That was the page flip.
Okay.
Yeah.
How'd that go again?
Okay.
Yeah.
I like that.
My bangs brushed up a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh, there we go.
But yes, like that would be my thing.
It's like, you know, we could do a virtual thing or we could do like a face to face if
you were like in town.
And you say, all right, cool.

(30:14):
Like I can talk to you, give you my comments and write notes at the same time.
Like I got that unlocked them.
You know, my friend Ethan and I, we were talking and I don't know if he wants me to share this
probably not, but sorry Ethan.
He had mentioned that, you know, he asked a question, who should I or when do you know that

(30:35):
you need somebody to talk to about your mental health?
And I said, probably when you asked that question.
Yeah.
That might be a good start.
But like for him, I think like a friend or somebody who could just be a friend, you know, obviously,
you know, you know, you have people sign the, the, you know, whatever the, the, the, the

(30:58):
India, the, well, yeah, India.
Obviously there would be no need for a hippo because there's, you're not technically a,
exactly.
A clinician.
So you know, round so much this way.
It's true.
It's true.
So you could just do it as a service of friends or, I mean, look, if people have
those services where you could have a cuddle buddy, then why couldn't you just have a friend?

(31:19):
Oh my God.
Do you know that is a thing?
Professional cuddling.
Yeah.
That's why exactly why they call it a physical therapist.
I think is what they call it.
No.
Do they really?
I think so because I saw a tick talking this, it was this guy that was like, hey, like that's
a nice car.
What do you do for a living?
And this girl rolled up and I don't know cars, but it was some shiny ass scarlet red race
car.
And she's like, um, I think she said I'm a physical therapist.

(31:42):
She was like, what do you mean?
I'm like a professional cuddler.
And like he had the price of her car and it was like almost a $400,000 car.
And I was like, are you fucking serious?
Why won't you do that?
Cuzz.
I've been going to the gym lately because I feel like I'm, you know, I'm a little chubby now.
Okay.
So, you know, once I lose a bit more, maybe then also I live in a small town.

(32:04):
Hey, nobody paying for no cuddles up in here.
I would.
Okay.
Well, that'll be $100.
I would if I wanted to is what I meant to say what, what the real thing is is that you could
be a professional cuddle buddy.
And you know what?
Maybe you could cuddle while having a conversation with him or listening to them.
I could cry on your shoulder.

(32:27):
This kind of goes a little off topic, but I mean, I used to, when I lived in a closer to
Nashville, which is a much bigger city, there was a guy who was like, hey, I'll give you
three roses.
I was like, okay, three roses.
I'm cool with that.
And he came in.
We like kissed for like a minute or two.
And he's like, do you mind if we lay down?
I was like, sure, of course.

(32:47):
And he just sat there and talked about how he hated his marriage, but he felt like he
was trapped because he can't come out.
I made 300 bucks for like an hour and a half, two hours tops of letting this guy talk.
And I was just like, what?
Can I find like more people that I can do this with?

(33:08):
How old was this guy?
He was, he was in his 40s, I think.
He probably knows so much money to the IRS.
I don't know because he's left the 300 down because like I opened the door.
I said, hi, like, so about those roses and he literally just like hand them to me in
a lot.
And I was like, okay, yeah, these are real.

(33:29):
Wow.
That's incredible.
I think you should really explore doing that again.
I mean, I would, but I'm in a relationship.
Oh, I'm sure that that would be allowed to be open.
That loud, you know, we'll see.
I mean, for real.
Yeah, I like, I mean, what's the, what's the problem with it?

(33:50):
I mean, I don't see a problem with it personally.
I mean, you talk about it with your partner, you know, because otherwise it's kind of like
cheating.
But as long as you're like, have an open dialogue about it, I really don't see the problem
as long as both parties are okay with it.
So cuddle is cheating?
Physical intimacy with somebody outside of the relationship, I feel like needs to be

(34:11):
talked about.
To find intimacy.
Like okay, if I hop on grinder and I go meet, um, that's different.
We're not talking about grinder to, oh no, but we're not talking about grinder.
We're talking about just cuddling and having a conversation.
We're not, if you're finding somebody on grinder, the expectations are totally different, I think.

(34:32):
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think it says they're looking for friends.
That's obviously what they're looking for.
Oh my God.
Stop looking at your own profile.
It just thick or your ex roommates profile.
Yeah, you know, but I don't know.
I think, I think you get a pass.
I feel like it's a situation by situation.

(34:54):
Have a deal for me.
You should talk about it with your partner and be like, Hey, are you comfortable with me?
You know, going outside the relationship to go get cuddles with people.
Now, it's just like talking to people.
I don't fucking give a fly and shit about that.
Like by all means, vent about our problems to whoever you need to, like get some extra advice.

(35:18):
That's fine by me.
You going through and like cuddling and holding their hands and those long drawn out hugs.
So me, I will have one of my spies report it.
Not the spy.
Now, when you were hanging out with this guy, were y'all cuddling when this happened?
Or was this like, so he was laying on his back, just kind of like talking and I was kind

(35:41):
of like massaging his arm and like his shoulder.
Just kind of letting him talk things out.
Tracing his happy trail and his nipples too.
Not even really that because I was kind of like the vibe was very much, he just needs something.
Now if it was more sexual than yes, I would have done that.

(36:01):
But I was like, this man really just needs to kind of vent out some of these frustrations.
So I'm like, okay, we'll just, we'll keep it to these more non-sexual areas.
But I mean, there's been people in the past that they definitely wanted some sexual attention
while they were venting.
So with that, it's like, okay, let me play around over here, over there.

(36:24):
That's a little awkward though.
Like while you're having a conversation and then all of a sudden you just got this wood
that you're trying to get down.
I don't know.
There's a time and a place and I mean, that doesn't seem like the place to me, but
to me, I don't feel like it makes a lot of sense to pay a stranger a couple hundred dollars

(36:45):
to complain about your wife.
I'm like, do you not have friends you can confide in?
And I'm like, that's the real tragedy with that situation.
I was like, you really have no one in your life.
You can talk to about this.
Well, but now in his defense, not maybe not his specifically, but in someone's defense
of that goes along with like needing a therapist, right?

(37:05):
Because that is okay.
That's the whole point of a therapist is if they do need to intervene and maybe talk
you down from a ledge for lack of a better term, there's that person there who is trained
to do so.
I have no formal training.
Well, and that's why they're not coming to you for that.
They're coming to you as a friend.
Now, I think you do have a responsibility of reporting something that you may think if

(37:31):
someone's safety is in jeopardy.
Oh, absolutely.
There was this one dude I used to talk to and he just, I felt bad because he was really socially
awkward and I was like, okay, like maybe you just aren't, you know, used to having a long
dialogue with people.
So I was talking to him.
He did not really awkward and he's like, why are you ignoring me?
Like, what if I, you know, do something and I was like, here are all of these numbers.

(37:55):
Here's a website you can go to.
Here's all these resources.
And I was like, I don't want to hear about something bad happening to you.
I was like, just because I can't be the one to be there for you.
Doesn't mean somebody else can't.
I mean, it's true.
Yeah.
But I mean, this was somebody like, I would, I'd be at work so it's like, I can't respond
right now and I'd have like four messages.

(38:15):
I mean, like, why are you ignoring me?
I'm like, bro, it's been two hours.
I'm in the middle of lunch.
I don't have time to talk to you right now.
Oh, so you just hate me now, huh?
Like, what?
I'm guilty of jumping to conclusions like that.
I know you are.
Yeah.
But see, but I think that in probably with that person too, there's a lot of trauma that

(38:35):
stems from, you know, previous either relationships or with a family or something like that.
There's the thing with that.
If you have trauma, it's not everyone else's responsibility to tip toe around it for you.
You are responsible for handling your trauma.
And if you jump to things and you're like, hey, sorry, I jumped the gun.

(38:56):
It's just I have a lot of this trauma about this.
Then the other thing is like, oh, okay, now I'm aware.
Now let me explain why I wasn't able to get back to you, but I will keep that trauma in
mind, you know, for next time that way, you don't feel like you're reliving that trauma
as much as I can help it.
Keep in mind that may not be aware.
That, I mean, that's true.
That's very true.

(39:17):
And I think the holidays is when that type of stuff tends to spike.
Like, I'll be honest.
Oh, 100%.
I'm naturally a very depressed individual.
And telling that, but like this time of year, like my dad passed away October 23rd and his
birthday is December 4th.
So like this whole time of the year, I'm just all kinds of fucking thrown off, but I'm like,

(39:40):
you know what?
I am trying to do things like this podcast, for example, I really enjoyed doing this.
I love doing my switch at the Little Momo Show.
Shameless plug.
Shameless plug.
So it's like with these types of things, it's like I kind of need to make sure that I'm
on for these things, you know, and if they really do bring me happiness and they bring

(40:01):
other people happiness, then it's like, I need to be on for those listeners or those watchers.
Like I can be depressed outside of it.
But when I'm coming on, I have a job to do, kind of sort of.
Yeah.
So it's like, I need to kind of put all that, you know, leave it in a bag outside the room
because I have like a little studio.
So I'm like, you know, I'll set my bag down outside the door, come in.

(40:24):
And when I'm done, I'm, I can go pick that bag back up and you know, be like, okay, now
I'll go wallow on the couch for three hours.
Yeah, that's not healthy either though.
It's not.
And something that a friend of mine and I were talking about is like, you kind of control
your own narrative.
So it's like, you know, and I feel like this is the happiest and most depressing time of

(40:48):
the year for so many people.
So it's like, you know, the dark is kind of creeps in all around you and it's like, you
know, if you allow yourself to just focus on that, it's going to get worse and worse until
the darken is kind of overtakes.
But if you have that little spark of light, and again, for me, it's like the twitch and
the podcast here.
It's like, if you have that little spark of light and you really try to zone in on that,

(41:12):
guess what?
Everything's going to lighten up around you.
You're going to end up feeling a lot better.
Like I've been trying to go to the gym and like, I hate the process of going, but once I'm
there, I feel so much better.
And thankfully, the boyfriend, like literally will physically drag me to the gym.
He's like, you're going to feel better after him.
Like, I know, but I don't want to leave the fetal position.

(41:33):
Yeah.
I don't know if I feel good going to the gym that much.
I mean, I only go like twice a week.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
He goes like twice a day every day though.
That's too much.
That's way too much.
See someone was telling me the other night.
They said, you know, I'm probably going to take a break from like Xbox for about a month.

(41:54):
And I'm like, I couldn't do that because here's my problem.
I would then be my own worst enemy.
And by that, I mean, I would because Xbox takes me away from all the troubles in the drama.
Oh, yeah.
And I feel like if I don't have that getaway option, especially given that my transportation

(42:14):
is severely limited right now, then I'm just going to wallow and sorrow and be miserable
and just think about things that I hate.
Now, the other part of that is I could I could read more.
That would be a plus.
I do love reading.
I think that that's fun.
That takes me away and puts me in a totally different story.

(42:35):
And I have a cinematic mind when it comes to reading because I I put things into a into
a movie perspective and I play it out in my head that way.
That's my problem.
It takes me so long to read books because I have to like design the scene in my head.
See, just for me, it just comes natural.
It just happens as it goes.

(42:56):
Like, you know, I don't know if I could describe what the person looks like, but you know, you
have see that's where I'm at though because like I'll read and I'll be like, okay, this
is what this person looks like.
They have a medium bill.
They're about five nine five nine and a half, about 160 pounds and their voice sounds
like this.
So then I have to read the lines in their voice.
Yeah.
Yeah.

(43:17):
I mean, there's definitely characters to it and voices and, you know, cadences and stuff like
that.
But I think it's, you know, it's it's fun.
That's I do love reading and that does take me away.
But I don't know if I could get rid of Xbox for a whole month.
Like I'm not trying to quit smoking.
Yeah.
You know, that's fair.
Well, it's like, you know, I probably drink more than I should.
Uh-huh.
My special waters I have on stream.

(43:38):
Yeah.
The special waters.
So which I'm doing a special stream, uh, December 14th.
It's because yeah, it's going to be a special water stream.
Special water.
Yeah.
You know, do you have those water bottles that just magically don't freeze?
What?
Those water bottles that just don't freeze when you put them in the freezer?
No.
What is that?

(43:59):
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
Oh, you bitch.
God almighty.
So.
I don't like cold liquor.
Thank you.
I can't do warm anything.
Room temperature water is the most disgusting thing to me.
Oh my goodness.
But anyway, you need even drink water.
Shut up.
Yes, I got bottles of water in the fridge anyway.

(44:21):
So kind of like for you, the Xbox is the escape for me.
It's put not an episode of like American dad or an anime.
I've already watched like 15 times like Sailor Moon.
And it's like have myself eliminated with some tequila.
And I'm just like, yes, take me away, load.

(44:42):
Someone asked me the other day they said, so I was listening to the podcast and I need
some more details about this chick that didn't like your Sailor Moon Valentine.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to relive that Susan Webb bitch still haunts me.
Look up on Facebook.
No.

(45:03):
Oh, I should.
Oh, I should.
Hold on, I'm going to try to bring her on for an episode.
I'm going to oh my god.
That would be hilarious.
Let me see.
She probably wouldn't even remember me probably not be should do it be like, hey, like you
know, we're doing this podcast.
We love to get your thoughts.
Well, her name she like gardens or something.
I'm sure her name is not Susan Webb anymore.

(45:24):
Uh, I mean, if she registered her Facebook under her maiden name, she should possibly pop
up still.
Uh, is that how that works?
I'm not.
I'm not a technical guy.
So, let me see.
Oh, stop.
You did not find her already.

(45:44):
No, I think she's dead.
Oh, I just come across this thing since remembering Susan Webb.
Oh my gosh.
Hold on.
Just agree for the beautiful.
Nana and Angel, we all loved.
If we do a say on all these people, I can interview her.

(46:07):
Metal's burrow.
Oh my god.
Does she say on are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, be like, hey, girl, so I don't know if you remember my little buddy, Charlie,
here.
Yeah, you you refused him a Valentine's letter back in like first grade.
How do you feel about that now?
It was second grade and that bitch can go.
Whatever.
She was one year off.

(46:29):
Oh, maybe, maybe she's maybe.
Maybe that's wrong.
Maybe that's wrong.
I don't know.
Maybe that's crazy.
I'm just saying, if I got a Sailor Moon Valentine's card from somebody, that's it.
It's game.
Well, if it was Sailor Mercury or Jupiter, I'd be like, get this away from me.
But if it was like Sailor Neptune or Pluto, game over.

(46:53):
I'm dropping my busie.
What?
I love Neptune.
Pluto had that stick in.
Okay.
Well, I don't remember any of this.
Oh, that reminded me though, talking about sticks.
Have you ever had, you know, talking about like when you were, maybe doing those dirty

(47:16):
deeds and I was actually going to talk to you about some of the crazy stories that you've
told me.
I don't know if you want to bring them up here.
God.
But somebody asked who listens to the show and was curious.
What are some of the wackiest situations you've ever been in when God doing the deed?

(47:38):
Basically, fucking, what was the craziest thing you've done?
Oh, my God.
So I know what's, you got a lot to sift through.
I do.
There are two in particular that I think of.
Somebody asked that.
Yeah.
So I will preface this by saying that this is not who I am anymore.

(47:59):
I have changed homo.
Also this is a lie.
This is shut up.
Lie.
Also, something that I did when I was living well below the poverty line.
I had two minimum wage jobs.
So that right there is the, the, the, the clarity that was needed for this whole story.

(48:19):
I was working at an office store, making 725 and then I was working at a clothing store,
making 775.
Oh.
So I would literally leave one drive the Taco Bell, get my card declined, but the ladies
were super chill with me.
So they'd be like, you know what, baby, it's okay.
You can have this.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Then I go to my second job.

(48:40):
But there was a person on a app/website that asked me if I would come to their home and
basically take about three or four days to stay with him and whoever he happened to bring

(49:01):
around.
And you know, whoever he happened to bring around, that was the only preference that you
got.
Pretty much, but I was promised a certain amount of money for it.
And I was like, well, that will cover all of my bills and then some.
So I was like, you know what, fine, I, I will do it.
And I won't go into all the details with it because it is a little intense, but you know

(49:27):
those big, egg-shaped boards, though you might see in like, I don't know, torture chambers
or some sex dungeon things.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I was, I was hooked up to one of those and a blindfold and I kind of just had to do whatever
until everything was done.

(49:48):
I had told my roommate that I was going on a trip in the woods, I think.
And I was like, I'm not going to have any service for a couple of days, but you know, I'll be
back on Monday sometime.
So just don't worry about me.
She was very overprotective and she was like, are you sure?
Are you going to be safe?
I'm like, girl, it's me.
I'll be fine.
Mm-mm.

(50:09):
No.
But yeah, I, I don't know how many people I had to entertain during the time because I was,
I was blindfolded basically nonstop for the entirety of the time.
Minus like if it happened to slip up or down for a moment.
So yeah.
That's one of my craziest things.

(50:30):
But I got, I want more detail.
I want more and I know where this is going.
But so are you saying that you essentially had a train ran on you?
I'm saying that from Friday night until Monday afternoon, I was at the mercy of my, we'll

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call them caretakers.
Your caretakers.
Yeah, caretakers.
Okay.
I was, I was given water and some type of food.
What?
So you don't, what?
It's fine.
I think we're getting to the root of all of your problems.

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I don't know.
You're talking about, wow.
My dad passed away when I was seven.
That's the root of my daddy issues.
That's crazy.
Yeah, what about you?
What have you got?
I don't, nothing like that.
Mine was just kind of the normal, I say normal.
I mean, you know.
Maybe you should have started and I should have ended that segment.

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Yeah, probably so.
Yeah, because I can't top that.
I can't be in, you know, a slave.
Hey, I feel free to write yours in the comments or DM us.
Yeah, go to harsh.media and you can just click on the podcast link over to the left and
you can submit those over there and we'd love to talk about them.
Even if you want to stay anonymous, you can do that too.
But I think it's interesting because I, the only, thinking back to it, the only crazy

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thing that I, that the first thing that comes to mind is having sex on us in a cemetery
on top of a tombstone.
No.
Yeah.
I mean, we desecrated, we desecrated Lucy's grave.
Lucy was her name.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
But you know, look, it was probably the most action she's ever got and honestly she died
in the 1800s.

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So the fact that two dudes actually, no.
Two kids at the time we were 14 and 15 were doing that on her grave.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I'm sure she is a turned over, never ever in a cemetery.
Really?
Okay.
Pokemon go into cemetery.
I heard that's the best place to do it.

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I mean, when the game came out, it was supposed to be, but I said, no, I ain't doing it.
I'm very superstitious.
Like when I used to go visit like my folks graves or whatever, I would have to like go like
weave in between them because I'm like, I can't even step on the lot that they're on.
I have to go in between them or I have to go all the way down the aisle and come up the

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next aisle.
So I'm saying, mm-hmm.
So you wouldn't know?
You wouldn't step on the grave.
No.
So you're afraid a hand was going to come up and grab your ankle or something?
No, I just, for me, I feel like it's just like a respect thing.
Like you don't step on a grave kind of like how you don't spit on somebody.
That's just a thing.
Yeah.
I don't know where I learned that shit, but like even when I went to go visit like my dad's

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grave, I would, and he was at the end of a row, thank God.
But I would like lean next to his tombstone and like I would sit there on my hands and
knees and basically like, you know, talk to him like how you would talk to somebody
that's passed away or whatever.
And then I would like wipe off his tombstone.
I would give him like a kiss like I was kissing him on the forehead and be like, all right,
dad, well, you know, I'll see you next time.

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Yeah.
I don't know that that doesn't.
I remember that being said to me when I was younger, like don't step on the grave, like
that's not good.
But then I remember seeing somebody who, I think it was like a funeral director like just
walking between them all and I'm just like, I don't think that that's really a thing.

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Like where else are you going to step because there's some cemeteries or so old.
There's not anywhere to step.
You know, the best way is fair.
The way I see it is like when they mow the lawns at cemeteries, there's usually like a
little kind of unofficial path where like the tires for the mower are.
And I'm like, those are kind of like the aisles.
I'll just kind of walk along that.
I don't know.

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I think.
Also, one time I did run through a cemetery because I don't have a car and I was late for work,
I fucking, well, the story was that I fell in a hole in the cemetery.
Okay.
You fell in the hole.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, I faked an injury for like a week and a half.

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Okay.
Because my boss got on to me for being late.
Wow.
That's so I had the whole story planned out.
And my friend had a boot.
So I was like, I need to borrow that boot for like a week.
That's incredible.
Well, I mean, look, you were able to get by.
It sounds like so, you know?
Yeah.

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Sold that shit.
Tips were great that week.
Like I jumped to like I once I was like, I don't know, like two blocks away from work.
I'd go put the boot on and be like, I'm here, guys.
I'm here.
And like customers be like, why does it take us all on me?

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Don't worry, hang on just a second.
And then I go very actively limping from one side of the story to the other in the bay.
Wait, what's wrong?
And I'm like, oh, I lift up my limb.
And be like, sorry, I'm doing everything I can.
But, you know, I spread my ankles so bad.
Like, and then they feel so bad.
And be like, yes.
That is, that's so you.
Honestly.
I know.

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Well, I was like half an hour late to work.
So like as soon as I walked in the door, I started limping and I did the whole day.
And my boss was like, why are you so late?
And I was like, well, you can check the cameras.
I've been limping all day because of this, that and the other thing.
Wow.
I mean, you know, it's good that you were able to.
I'm telling you, if my skin was not so awful, I'm telling you, I should have been an actor.

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You, you still could be.
That's going to need a lot of, I have a lot of acne scars.
And my nose is so big too.
Get some bondo.
He'll be fine.
Some who?
Bondo.
That's what they put on cars to fill in dense.
Oh, you bitch.
All right, that's it.
We're done.
We're done with this show.
We are absolutely done.

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Did we get to everything?
Absolutely not.
Did we have a gold?
Absolutely.
And it's fine.
Maybe we'll get to it next time.
Next time.
Exactly.
All right.
Cool.
If you want more info, head on over to Harshtarts.
Nebia.
And you can check it out there.
Yeah.
No, momos.
Show.
You can check that out.
Question of me.

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How dare you.
A lot of that gets good.
Honestly.
Anyway, yeah, you guys can always check me out over at the little momos show on Twitch.
We are on the come up.
And yeah, I'm doing a drinking stream on December 14th, starting at 7 p.m. Central.
Okay.
Let me see that.
With the drinking stream.
Yeah.
Is there a link?

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You can go check out the Twitch and just stay tuned.
Beautiful.
I love it.
All right.
Cool.
Let's check it out there.
Get the info over at harshtarts.media.
All right.
We'll catch you guys later.
Bye-bye.
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