Episode 17 - Holiday Escapades, Traditions, and Cinematic Debates

Episode 17 Description: "Holiday Escapades, Traditions, and Cinematic Debates"

🎄🎥🌍 Welcome to Episode 17 of 'The Chat: A Podcast,' where we're diving into a festive world of unique holiday experiences, cherished traditions, and a lively Christmas movie debate! Join Charlie, Scotty, and Lil' Momo as they unwrap a treasure trove of holiday stories, insights, and laughter.

Unconventional Travel Adventures: Ever wondered what it's like to stumble upon a hidden local festival or discover an offbeat tourist spot? In our first segment, our hosts share their most memorable and unconventional travel experiences. From quirky encounters to unexpected cultural gems, these stories will inspire you to add a twist to your next journey. And we want to hear from you too! Share your own unique travel tales with us.

Lil' Momo's Christmas Traditions: Next, Lil' Momo takes us on a heartwarming journey through his family's Christmas traditions. Delve into the rich tapestry of diverse cultural celebrations as each host reveals what makes their holiday season truly special. It's a segment filled with nostalgia, joy, and maybe a few unique holiday recipes!

The Great Christmas Movie Debate: Is 'Die Hard' a Christmas movie? What makes 'Home Alone' a perennial favorite? In this playful debate, we discuss the top Christmas movies that people rewatch every holiday season, according to a Yahoo/YouGov poll. From timeless classics to modern comedies, find out which films make our hosts' holiday must-watch list and join the debate on your favorite festive flicks.

Wrap-Up with Holiday Cheer: As we conclude, we'll reflect on the episode's discussions and extend our holiday greetings to you, our listeners. Plus, get a sneak peek at what's coming up in our next episode!

Join us for Episode 17 of 'The Chat: A Podcast' for an episode brimming with holiday spirit, laughter, and a few surprises along the way. Whether you're seeking new travel ideas, relishing in holiday traditions, or just looking for a good debate on Christmas movies, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in, share your thoughts, and become part of our festive podcast family! 🎧🎅🎁

Episode Transcript

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Hey what's going on everybody? It is the chat podcast. It is me Charlie and I've got my two loving
sister wives. What's up Scotty? How are you? Good, how are you? Oh I'm doing good.
And Lil Mamo in the house? What's up everybody? I love it. That's kind of like you know the

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school bell. That's when you know what's real. Like it's happening. Is when you're you're you're
kids. When I make my appearance. You know what? That would be you want to sell your voice to like
schools and see if they'll buy that and then that could just tell everybody hey class is about
to start. Well you just heard Lil Mamo. I think the only schools that would do that would be like
out in California. Like they'd have to be a gay mecca. So San Francisco. Or Atlanta. Atlanta too.

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Oh my god yes. It's Atlanta. But it could just class. Yes, yeah I like that one. That's perfect.
Well how have you boys been? Good. I know Scotty wasn't here this last week. I know.
No someone has an actual busy life. I know. I'm kind of jealous actually. He's out like

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globe prodding and I know what I'm just like I've been at home for four days. He's in his private jet.
Yeah he's he's out there. Scotty where are you at today? Oh I'm just chilling out and Dubai.
If only if only yeah that's true that's true man. And can you believe it's already December 3rd?
It is well as we're recording this when this releases it'll be even further into the month which

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just means it's crazy just that close more close to Christmas and I'm just I'm already over
2024. I'm already over 2024. It started. It's a fresh start. Is that it? Is it?
Is it? Yeah I guess it kind of will be for some of us. We'll see we'll see new chapters.

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Well also I'm gonna go ahead and apologize now. I am super fucking hungover. Why are you so well
never mind I really don't even need to ask why you're hungover but now you are doing your your infamous
twitch and I'm sorry I'm sorry you're famous twitch. How many followers do you have now? We're at
115. Hey that's you know what that's good though. It's something it's something. It's growth on a

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whim last night I decided it was gonna be a drinking stream and it was all going fine like we had a
little counter and then people kept adding more rules and I was like okay. So you were just
with it. Yeah so everybody was just who was watching was able to just throw in their two cents.
Basically I mean I only had like six people watching sauce like okay sure whatever you say

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but even through six you allowed I'm shocked that you allowed them to make rules over your drinking
habits you never know I was very firm and then as the drinks continued I got a little more loose
he goes yeah yeah we ended the night at 21 21 what shots yeah yeah hungover yours yep your body is

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decaying my body inside a temple yeah temple of alcohol that is decaying from the inside out it's
fermenting yeah yeah I'm gonna donate my body to science and science is gonna donate it to good will
yeah they're just gonna turn it into a bar yeah goodwill wouldn't even want you they they were

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supposed to be refurbished and maybe like the that old bodies exhibit but it's just like a bar you
walk into and they're like well here's so much ake's liquor oh see that would be beautiful you know
the the thing about really like a neither a mummifier something my liver I already mummified itself I'm
sure it is wrapped itself up in a cocoon you ever seen that movie cocoon with the old people

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I feel like I've asked the same question before the I don't know why but as soon as you said that I
automatically thought of humans in a bead oh wrong cocoon that was kaka I don't know why that came
to my mind is when you say cocoon my yeah no the cocoon is well I mean is it synopedes that turn

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into butterflies or no those are no that's it that's a kind of pill oh yeah that's right I mean yeah
they're all on multiple legs hey you know hey look I'm just trying to connect the dots you know
there there was a gap between those dots but it's all good no I was with the synopete though that
okay well there you go well that but that's the whole thing is that I was drop a stank you will maybe

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there was some correlation there but no it was no it was you know anyway your shit's all gone could you
imagine if synopedes did get into cocoon and then just a synopede with wings oh fuck god no
oh no you see how those like legs flying at you do they do they bite yes they bite oh I

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thought they were gentle I mean some of them are but they're also like some of those poisonous
like things ever biting can be fun is that yeah but is is that is that true like I mean are they
really it's like some of the most poisonous like more than like a a king cobra or something like
that is that what you're saying long guy what's his face coyote coyote Peterson yeah yeah he did

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like okay like this is a super venomous yeah synopete that kid like kill six people with a single bite
here we go here we here we go yeah he's I'm just gonna slowly shake it out this glass jar onto my arm
and my the thing is like it's crazy because when he does those half the time they don't try to bite him
they're like just like oh I just went off of this arm he's like oh where you going little guy I know

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and then he forces them to buy them yeah yeah I think it's the little tweezers and like I'll make you
bite me yeah I'm just like why like how much are you making off of this I mean because depending
because he started on YouTube and then he he got picked up by um discovery right yeah say
didn't he get like a whole show yeah I mean in that kind of he's still doing it though right like he's

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still doing both probably I'm I don't know why and why did I think that he was replaced or something
maybe he was really like so many venomous things that you can do though I'm pretty much all of them so
I think one of his camera man I don't know started like filling in a bit actually
unless boring I don't want to see the camera man coyotes boy more animated and I think yeah he's

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it's the role better entertaining I like him man yeah I don't want to see someone boring like that
and still but even if they go through the same cycle of bugs and and rodents or whatever the
hell they do it's just a different body you think they're gonna my ass would be like what's it
very bad I'm a moment in today I'm gonna pet a mouse no no we don't pet mice that's that's

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like he's like I'm gonna pet this thing I actually am with Scotty on that one I think you
ought to do gerbils and make no money fans about it there's there's so many opportunities there yeah
what so they raise like a little container it's like yeah isn't it it's like you know the opposite

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of one guy one jar one guy one gerbil and then you just see the gerbil down there below and then you
see the two legs your legs just coming over and squatting over and then it just just what the fuck I'm
listen I'm just I got visions that are shit you watch my third eye is making a movie damage his

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tool I have some come stuck in it I thought it's done a little bit I was a little flaky I'm not sure
what that was dandruff yeah do that over here no no we don't get their eyes glued shut so anyway now
that we've kind of broke the ice Christmas it's around the corner and you know that's one thing

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I'm kind of jealous of where Scotty is is he gets I think probably the ability to be more and
so the Christmas spirit just because you know it's colder snow it's here though our winters like
being on like it's on hold I guess or lay away or something on lay away I'm okay with it though
because yeah last winter we had like a hundred one inches and oh my god yeah so no it's still

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still brown out right now it's still brown out yeah brown out okay well they say like a brown
Christmas if you don't get like a white Christmas so oh someone took a shit yeah that's now that's
human synopeed right there that's what that is that's gross I don't know I'm never gonna be able to
think of that the same more so it's brown out I'm gonna look up on the camera yeah it is kind of brown

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out there see but that's it that's you guys also have the changing of leaves and like actual seasons
all right yeah you get like yeah see that must be nice I'm looking outside and I just see dead dead
dead ski not not even anything pretty like it just goes from green to brown like there's no reds

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or it's like 39 degrees right now oh no no no sir no ma'am yeah it's 70 here right now yeah I don't
do anything below about 65 yeah I mean well but even where you're at I mean it's it still gets
kind of chilly it gets chilly that's why I can't wait to move I mean it's not that bad yes it was in

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the 30s last week you got to take it with the grain assault that's gonna happen everywhere oh my god
such a whiny little bitch sometimes but it's not my ticket enough that's well there you go there you go
speaking of the of which gerbals if you thought about looking into that no I haven't the boyfriend

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already has like two scorpions a synopeed and something else synopeed I knew it there was there was that
it was right there the whole time it was just leave that was the third eye that's where it is have
you do they just watch you guys when you do videos yeah I guess so I kind of awkward do you ever
notice him get like a little like feisty as you get into it no the only thing I notice is like if

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one of the dogs is still in the room like he will jump on the bed after we're done and I'm like stop
don't eat that don't eat that is that what you said don't eat it don't lick it up same thing oh
oh my god I feel oh you're gonna get pregnant stop it oh I just have that's I just had the vision of

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like a little puppy monkey baby not the puppy monkey baby oh my god that's so that's that's
whole yeah don't get pregnant I couldn't imagine that that I don't think anybody could that's horrible
daddy why do I have a tell well well let's talk about that son daughter whatever you are

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that bark when I'm angry that's that's creepy have you ever had to slap the dog to stop you know
eating things thankfully they're super small so I just like pick them up and like stop it go away
I was taking it out awkward when there's animals present I will say that it's like yeah just

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look away like I was my cat used to just look over her shoulder and be like hmm
I was doing that wrong another one I was thinking back to there was this we had this one cat named scout
and he lived up to his name and I remember we had this hardwood floor and so you know it wasn't a big deal

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if you know fluids got onto the floor oh Jesus because you know we just wipe them up whatever
well when we left the living room and then yeah because we did it in the living room uh we came back
and we were wondering where where it went oh man meanwhile we looked over and scout was just over

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there licking his paws licking his just lips and and whiskers yeah it was awkward so we we yeah it
he was he was our little Roomba no scout that was awkward but you know nothing nothing worse than a wet
jet I guess he was a wet cat man speaking of which we had a friend whose boyfriend looked like a wet cat

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you you ever seen a wet cat disgusting right yeah I know now that I think about it that was that was
kind of gross I don't I don't know why see this as intrusive thoughts that just seemed to come on out
anyway Christmas it's coming up around the corner yeah speaking of um I wanted to find out because I
feel like sometimes I get hesitant around the holidays of like what can you do where can you go

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what can you do to be different you know because it's just the same shit every year different year
right so what is it that you guys do that kind of is different from what from I don't know what maybe
you see other people do actually um just yesterday to glow a day trip it was like an hour away and
this little town does like a Charles Dickens like past time like back in that time age like Christmas

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so it's kind of cool you just walk around there's like the people of the town are dressed up and the
Charles Dickens garbs you know Charles Dickens yep over in like England and shit you know I have to
look up this is I know the name Charles Dickens wrote uh Moby Dick didn't he

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didn't know what Charles Dickens didn't he not write Moby Dick hold on surely not
okay so he's yeah English novelist shows social critic
Charles Dickens books it was like Victorian era oh the Christmas Carol guy okay yeah yeah yeah okay

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all right all right oh he did that one too yeah okay I was like I know this name I just I don't know
what it is just don't alive you hear about him oh no he died in 1878
okay five yeah he just died like two years ago oh yeah oh we lost a good one but anyway this

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town they had like a double-decker bus like from England like it's actually from England um
I don't know it's really cool the guy was like we did like a little Christmas light tour
you know moment so are they doing that for like the whole month or something a whole month or
December um they started it like the weekend of Thanksgiving but it was really neat like it was

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something different to do and like a little Christmas village type thing it's nifty that's kind of odd
though to have somebody like that like celebrated in that way like I mean how did they have some random
small town like I don't even know how it came about like I don't know what gave them the idea like
this guy over in England that died years ago let's celebrate him did they have a whole

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oh excuse me did they have a whole thing like dedicated to like you know the the ape and moving up to
the you know the which we call it though how the ape evolved evolution
huh well I was gonna ask oh that's Charles Darwin my bad
yeah I was talking about that's Darwin sorry I don't know apes and no I thought it was I was

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thinking of the wrong guy this Charles Darwin not digging your thing okay not the Darwin theory okay
my bad I said do you think the town just like came together and they're like little Karen was like
yeah we have nothing like our town he said something when he took a double-decker bus
did they have a double-decker yeah well they they went all out that's what they made it they kind of

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make it like yeah oh wow that's okay well that's kind of cool I guess a lot cooler than my traditions
what are your traditions well it's not even a tradition like they do that every year but we've
never been to it so we just randomly decided to go with some friends yeah but now that you've
been to it you might go yeah I probably I probably will I might do at least say pictures yeah actually

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here I was seeing you guys a couple say I'm gonna need you to throw this they had one of those like um
like you know English photo booth things and now but did you it did it was it like a Christmas lights
tour type thing well what was it down just does like a thing and then if you get on the double-decker bus
they take you around when it turns dark and you just like at the people's houses and shit oh so it's

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like an actual moving bus not one that's parked that probably doesn't run and okay at one point we
were driving through one of the neighborhoods and it like bottomed out and you could just hear
metal on concrete oh yeah that's like in 1962 bus so this is probably the last trip
here Charles Dickens to return into training day I love it pretty much that's awesome well that's

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cool I would have never thought that they would have you know really memorialized Charles Dickens
this way but that's cute and they even had the booth the little yeah the little I just said oh my
I'm sorry I mean I was too busy thinking about Darwin guys are supposed to snipe attention to us
no sorry my mind is all over the place that's cool you got a little tardis that's me we're gonna

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go start our own podcast and you have a list of us yeah that's adorable I love that oh that's the
name of it so I was wondering some of these photos on like the website yeah I can make a little
little something yeah I think we should start doing that that'd be fun yeah that way people can

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relate to like kind of what we were talking about yeah looking at this thing I'm surprised it even
moved it looks so it's like super old there was like like if you zoom in on that picture you can see
the puddle under the front there that's not like that's oil that's like from the fucking radiator oh my
God as we were getting on my friend was like well we'll see how this goes this this is our last trip

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guys oh my god did the telephone booth you know work at least I don't think it worked it's you
no proper well well that's boring I like how it has a little queen crown on there what do they call it
I sent a picture to our friend group um yesterday with the photo booth and I said I said hello this

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is a bitly call do you like some of my English biscuit kinds uh who doesn't want a nice English
biscuit hold on what what phone did you use to take that picture my phone a bull don't shit what
what kind of phone is it it's uh 15 pro god damn that's a crisp picture of that I'm just zooming in on

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that I'm like man I could go on for days you just got the James Webb space telescope up on your phone
that's awesome I did some editing too but oh fuck off Scotty why can it ever be legitimate I can't trust
anything anymore I can send you the original now it's not gonna live up to any hype at all

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god all right well let me try how does shit do you do for chemists I don't think I
I don't do anything I think you like the grandch like walking around you're like I can't
cancel that again yeah I can't cancel you know I I don't know I was trying to think of like you know

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like especially like when it comes to shows typically it's funny because I seem to be more the
Christmas beard around Halloween than I am actually towards Christmas um and then it just fades away
because I think in my head my brain is moving faster than the holidays actually are and so it's
it probably wears this year since we're already in December oh like I'm right now I'm trying

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waiting for uh you know to be single again on uh on a valentine's day like that's what's
coming up right now that's that's where I'm at in his valentine's day um yeah now I don't
ever think in ways away I know well that's that's what I'm saying like I mean I just I tend to just
kind of float through a little bit more if it was like the last week of October it was like two

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weeks ago yeah November kind of fluids asked by wild I'm okay with that I saw the thing it's
seep on one it said November walked in got it plate to go oh it say it was so funny
yeah well I mean it sounds like it's true whatever it is uh yeah well that's cute yeah

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there are any shows that you guys watched that kind of put you in the Christmas spirit though
Austin New York oh homelone you've never seen part two of homelone there was a part two
yeah bitch that's lost in New York you're just fucking with me I ain't even I'm not entertaining

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was there a third one two well I think they're six of them not so like they know I have a fully
coconut on but not only the first two well Austin you all of them what do you have them just
at your way I'm just gonna send like a link real quick for me my one holiday tradition I have is

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on Christmas Eve after I you know get up and do my shit and drink my eggnog I watch Jim carries
the Grinch oh absolutely plastered love it but then as the kind of a wind up and wind down I watch
a Christmas episode of American dad and family guy wait and you do all this on Christmas on Christmas Eve
I don't think Christmas Christmas oh okay well that's smart on Christmas is my recovery day

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you know it's funny because it's growing up we always seem to do more things on Christmas Eve
than we did on Christmas I mean Christmas was just I was fresh too yeah Christmas Eve was just like
that was the the busy day you know you really we went around family and and did that and then Christmas
we woke up you know had our our Santa gifts and then and then you just kind of chilled out the rest

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of the day now we did go over to my grandmother's house we split them up so my mom's side we went over
on Christmas Christmas Eve was for my dad's side of the family yeah um which you know it was good
but it was sad we get in the really kind of showed because once my dad's side of the family passed

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it just all went to shit like no we didn't go anywhere it was just kind of like last minute hey who's
how's we gonna go over this year is it gonna be yours and and even then it was tough because half
the family fought with each other so yeah that's all good the holidays are all about absolutely
absolutely if you're not finding 100 miles away you know what that's a smart decision

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so it's like I think for me it was always like we would go see my folks up in Iowa and it was like
a 16 hour drive so I hated it but then if whenever you're that we didn't go up there it was just my mom
bitching the entire Christmas week just like I don't I don't want Christmas to come this year I never
know when the I've only got one grandparent left and I never know you know with it could this be the

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last year so it was said the year before last or two I got her one I needed to collect her spit
before she passed so I got her one of those 23 and me kids and because I wanted to see you know okay I
see where okay you know we're like why are you like yeah we're gonna clone her in the future we're

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gonna see what happened but we but I did that and that was her Christmas gift but yeah well that
last grandparent that is there you know I just wanted to make sure that we you know did something
that was something to remember her by and and so that's what we did I was looking on online to try

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to find if there was like which one was the best like if it was like that 23 and me or what was the
other ancestry I did that said that I don't want the Mormons to have my shit that's hey after living
in Salt Lake City I don't want the Mormons to have my shit they they'll put me up in a in their vault

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that's in the mountain which is true by the way that's they got this whole vault it's it's basically
Salt Lake City's like the Vatican version of of the Mormons more than yeah say uh speaking of
vaults there's one in an in Antarctica that has apparently every plant seed no that's Greenland

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Greenland yeah that was Greenland yeah it is Greenland okay it's two on one I feel like I'm being
ganged up on which you like hey yes he does no well whatever that's my yeah it's like the Doomsday
bunker or something it's it's got something like that it's like the Noah's Ark of seeds it's got

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like two of or several of every kind or some ship we this seed of this seed get together
they germinate wait what I said they don't have my seed I was swallowed at once anyway uh things
get too spicy with pepper you know that take them in the back of your throat it's that too much

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pepper when you get a like a pepper flake or something back in there um yeah no it's it's I don't
know I think they other they keep others shit in there too I think but I don't I think it's just
seeds now hold on now I'm curious is it ice in or Greenland it's not in Antarctica
whatever well well now I'm curious is where it's all gonna freeze
right okay so the Noah's right in an ice center option they could make sure it was like you know

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insulated world seed vault yeah you're gonna get a website you don't want to get yeah that's true
tours open 24 seven yeah because it sticks out kind of like a spaceship it's called the

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ball-barred global seed vault and it's still not telling me where it is oh we were all wrong it's in
Norway oh oh okay away no way wait in Norway in Greenland wait is that not right

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Charlie come on now I'm just this is this pictures all fucking me up right now I'm done I'm closing
this map out I can't do it can't do that okay all right we're done we're done we're done we're
happy anyway so now we're talking about movies Christmas I can't look at seed vaults anymore
and I like got like ton of fucking shit the popped up so I was really kind of sad that you were talking

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about home alone being something that you didn't even know existed in a part two let alone I you
know what actually part three I thought was actually pretty good um had that kid in it what's his name
Nicky no say little nicky no lip nicky I think it's his last name uh I know yeah you're let's see

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uh I think he's in three or maybe it's three or no he wasn't four he wasn't four guys oh now you're
just pulling shit out your ass you don't even know uh eight I think eight I'm a one 23
uh one and a half yeah one yeah that was that in that awkward in between here um but anyway I was

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just looking over here and they had the the top movies that people seem to watch every year for Christmas
Christmas vacation Christmas vacation is the one that I watch starting in October and I love it's
one of my favorite but I'm shocked that it didn't even get in the top five it's number six on the list

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between Yahoo and uh you go pull number 10 that's like die hard yeah die hard yeah which I've never seen
before my life what number nine miracle on 34th Street it doesn't say if it's the original or if it's
the the new one with the the it's probably the original yeah I came watch it can't watch it's too

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too can't be for me but aren't they all uh number eight the Santa Claus I started watching that one
that's okay uh number seven it's a wonderful life that's a good one too every time a bill rings
and angel you heard of rings number six Christmas vacation
number five was elf yeah I would think did you just hold on did you say oh I hate Will Farrell

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he does get an elf though but he has one character he can play what the stupid
fucked up and you can stop right there okay I don't know who that is but that's what he plays in
all of his stuff though I know it's what say he only has one fucking role he can do well but okay but

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if it's not I watched anchor man finally oh I remember it's here and I was like this is almost okay
he came and then Will Farrell got back on the screen I said you know no I can't do this
he came here and did a new segment with like the news station here at azran burgundy
did he keep it clean I mean before to yeah the most part I guess for the most part didn't get

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it as bad as like the movie because you know we couldn't do it like that but I mean he could
their consequences yeah right number four root off the red nose reindeer you talk about
the old claimation has to be the old claimation yeah yeah that's what I was thinking of
uh make frosty or that one I'm gonna get shit on because I've never seen it but a Charlie Brown

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Christmas oh yeah that's whatever number two a Christmas story your name is Charlie too like yeah I
know I know but it's not it's not brown it's Charlie Pinkle it's brown here uh two
two number two a Christmas story a number one all alone okay the one home alone movie is really good

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the one home of the original one that exists lost in New York is really good though lost in New York's
my favorite I love I think um I need to have the good pictures of this because y'all keep talking
about it lost in New York how do you how do you not know he's he's in New York it's with with the the
doves and the the old woman lost in New York yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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what would you put it together like that it really kind of wakes me up a little yeah no it's
one of my favorites by far one of my favorites I agree I like it better than the first one honestly
yeah I remember when the first one came out and um I was really dead like if I did not have cheese
pizza for Christmas I was distraught I was so upset oh my god but I got my cheese pizza so you know

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that was a win for me anyway as a kid uh oh my god that brings back like to my favorite toys of that time
I wanted that dress charm strong I had a stretch Armstrong but then let me tell you I got so
pissed when my sister ripped that motherfucker and all of his guts came out all my little beads and
shit no it wasn't even beat like a jelly like a their gel goo shit yeah I mean my brother purposely

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like broke it just to get in to see what it was oh my god because he put one on my poor one and we
just kept pulling and we're like all right don't stop keep keep walking back I had the big one too I
didn't have like the medium size what you know what that's they still make them I'm I do they
got my buy one yeah now kind of want one feels kind of like a flashlight oh that's you

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skin shit yeah feels like yeah but you know it's I like how look when you go to like the sex
shops and they have that feel me and it's like a nipple of the skin or whatever it is that it's made
of and it's all like used because so many people I know so many people it's starting to like peel off
and every summer everybody's flick we went to an adult store and uh Palm Springs this summer and

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there was uh like a dodo I got uh anything as far as like a dodo type thing
and okay it you put your hand under it was like hand sanitizer so it comes out the
oh oh god that was great I think my only sex store thing I've ever done was I went to go get a

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Christmas themed a pair of underwear and I was like hey like do you have this in a like a medium
and they're like oh yeah yeah and the guy was like can we'll give you a discount if you model it for
us I said oh okay you're like okay I got like 30% off and I was like do we like it and had like a
little it was like green and red but I had like a little bow where your packages so I was like

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is it good oh so it wasn't like the an elephant where you had to put your dick in the trunk
no I wanted to be festive that year it could have been a festive as poll you know it was it was
the Christmas season oh my god I want pictures of this to me that by the way well I still have
them actually I found them the other day when I was going through an old box and pull look at that I

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think you ought to just take a little snappy snappin send it over to me and I got to get like a
little elf hat and a scarf to go with it oh my gosh I think you want to dress up as a elf on the shelf
you know I'm so mad at myself I want to do horn a drawer this year all that would describe to
me how that would look I'm just curious I mean don't get a Barbie and you would like smudge all

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of her makeup and shit give her like a fucked up hairdo and have like one of those little like
one-shot bottles all different drawer all I'm imagining is Cynthia from Rugrats yes exactly
that's the only thing that comes to my mind when you snout forever and always when you say
horn a drawer to be Cynthia from Rugrats that's hilarious screwing with every
so I don't know either in there with the little thing a fireball fireball man I don't know what about a

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hot sex is anybody still drink that that's what oh there you're talking like actual hot sex oh I mean
I love that I wouldn't do that with my horn and drawer no the it's that milky shit like
colloua so it's like two-week-old come yeah pretty okay all right let me that round yeah no I can't

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do I can't do oh it sure the hell does look like colloua okay well yeah see I remember trying that
when I was a kid thinking it was chocolate milk or you who my taste buds were scar I think that's
why they're so fucked up you know what speaking of I think I know why I have not an alcohol problem

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but I'm such an enthusiast no you have an alcohol problem okay when I was a kid my parents would
like always have like their adult friends come over and they would play that one game it's like
with domino things but you have like a little board the game starts with an R the rummix or something
rummy rummy cube maybe rummy cube I don't know or anyway I can't fucking remember all I know is like

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they would all come together like once a week and I was like hey like you know like I want to be
a waiter or something when I was a kid's I was like hello folks do you have anything over here
did you walk up and have like the little towel draped over your arm I think I grabbed like a blanket
from upstairs like an ass jeeps character okay let's just I think I just grabbed a blanket and like

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a big like a uh-huh pan or something okay oh like do you folks need anything over here in my
aunt charity was like actually yeah do you mind mixing me up a drink I said oh that was a start
yes oh my god I will do that well she knew that I drink and I was like wait how old were you
eight grade okay eight or ninth grade so I was like yes I will make you a thing so I went to the

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kitchen I was like I got to act like I don't drink though so I just put every liquor they had in a cup
and I'm front over I was like here you are ma'am that'll be 1095 and she took one sip and she was
like oh hell no you drink this uh-uh that's why I drink the whole cup oh you poor thing they gave me

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a hundred bucks though damn for and how old are you in a third 14 13 uh well I'm a summer baby so I
think yeah like 13 14 something like that we'll call it 14 oh so you had that problem where you had
to start a year later so you were kind of like older than everyone no I started earlier oh well

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nevermind I'm a person like 27th so like well I know that but like when I graduate I was only 17
like I was gonna be 17 for a few more months mind suck because here in Texas school started in August
well because my birthdays in September they wouldn't allow me to start so I was always a year older

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than the majority of people in my class that's cool though you're like you're the older kid you're the
big kid no because everybody else saw it as oh you failed like no bitch I didn't I was didn't fail
it just started later I didn't text a year off technically I was supposed to fail the seventh grade
okay so the seventh grade what happened uh so I had a problem where like my English teacher would

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always make stuff do like way in advance so she'd be like hey I'm gonna give you this assignment but
it's not due for three weeks and as a seventh grader I could not keep track of my shit so I would
forget to do her assignments and then she'd be like well just try to do it and I'll give you partial
credit I had a 22 in that class so I can't forget to do them but she was like when you turn your stuff

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and it's really good it's just you never turn it in see my cousin who's a teacher she refuses to
give her kids any kind of homework she doesn't she doesn't believe in homework see I believe in
homework but I believe in an appropriate amount of homework she doesn't because she she sees it as

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no right-minded business is going to make their employees take their shit home like it it just it
shouldn't especially if you're hourly these days you shouldn't be taking your shit home and working on it
I know that's that's listen that's just I mean I don't disagree this is America in my experience that

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has not been the case well yeah that's I think that for the majority people it's probably true
I mean shit I took this one merchandising job and I had to take all of their signage home in like
five boxes and I had to get it all organized before I came back to work the next day
no do you got paid for it though right um so it was my first management job and I was assuming two

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different roles that they combined into one so the agreement was I was allowed 10 hours of
overtime every week but I had to get everything for both jobs done in 50 hours and it was supposed to
an 80 hour job no no no no no I did it though see that's just that's just such bullshit to me it

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required me to make a bed out of jeans in the warehouse uh in sleep overnight a few times but I did it
okay but did you get paid for it I got paid my 50 hours a week did you work over that
by the time I left my district manager wanted me to relocate to Atlanta and work for her

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okay that didn't answer anything I just asked Scotty how are you oh wow there's a lot
that listen there's a lot of stuff there there's a little you could have you could be banking right now
I'm just saying you know in my mind at the time because this is when I was like 20 I was like I have

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to prove that I can do this job and that I have the dedication that's what they want you to do I know
that now I didn't know it then man that's that's 25 now I know better I'm not even gonna argue anymore
I just I can't I just I refuse to give you any any of that I'm done with it done with it so anyway

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I'm glad you finally conceded the holidays oh no I have it not in my head anyway I'd you know
you're you're forever 31 well we're on I'm not 30 yeah you're uh so my question now is with it be
in the holidays what is the one holiday wish that you've maybe always had or maybe just have
this year that you would really hope to come true I wouldn't get along with to send me 1% of his

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wealth yeah okay that would be sweet wouldn't it but that would get put into a Mr. Beast video that
would be great I think that's more attainable actually how do you even get in a Mr. Beast
view is there like a raffle or something I mean you would think so but the you know the cool thing
what he does though is that he will if you are and he knows this there's people all over the country

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they can't do everything in Greenville North Carolina um I mean there's just not enough people there
I think it anymore that haven't been helped by him or at least participated in his videos but he'll
fly you out there oh yeah he does that all the time like he I mean he has like a freaking like
warehouse now oh it's huge this studio's massive oh yeah he's doing like Netflix type level stuff

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honestly he really should start his own like media company like yeah he really should yeah which I
mean I guess with the TikTok and YouTube he kind of does but no I saw a video the other day he was
like I bought this supermarket filled it with all this shit and I'm paying this guy $10,000 for
every day he lives here see but what fucking kidding me with that kind of stuff that he does the amount

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of money that he also saves and taxes alone because of his beast philanthropy stuff that he does now
it's unreal I mean he doesn't have to you know I mean yeah the money from the videos is obviously a
big contributor but he saves the majority of that just by funneling a lot of that over into his
philanthropy stuff it kind of makes a full circle the second side of that video was that every day

(44:30):
the guy that was living there had to basically sell $10,000 with his shit so like at the start it's
like a bunch of TVs and shit because he's like I don't need these and so Mr. Beast was like oh okay cool
so you're gonna sell me this stuff here's your $10,000 and now all this is going to charity yeah
god damn I love watching his videos I think they're entertaining me mad I'm just like why he

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that be me you know what I feel bad about is how his boy Chris Tyson is getting a bunch of shit
because now he's on HRT and has come out as you know of female how he truly inside feels that he is
himself I would it's crazy though because like I didn't even know this until like a few months ago

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I was literally just watching a random video and then all of a sudden he was wearing like
women's clothes and stuff and I was like the fuck did I miss like what the like I had no idea about
any of it so then I had to go and like everything up of course and yeah I saw like the stuff where he had
like told his wife and then she like didn't understand it and like his whole because they had a kid together

(45:38):
you know yeah yeah and they just had that you know it's it's kind of funny and to me though it's
almost like a dream come true well sort because I was well listen because I had the biggest crush on him
when I first started watching beast videos and I just okay let Mr. Beast videos not those but I was

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thinking that could go many ways but I had such a huge crush on him and then it's like yay my dream is
come true he comes out as bisexual and then now he's going as far as he is with you know this I
mean that it's not my cup of tea I I could never and somebody asked me that the other day they said

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would you ever date somebody who was trans I enjoy a penis yeah I just I don't think I couldn't I
could not I couldn't like I just from a sexual gratification side of it that I would I would be missing
prime piece of the thing is like we're all different we all got our own thing yeah you know

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whatever twinks you're twinky and if there's on the twinkie to twink then I'm kind of fucked yeah
I mean one of my besties is trans female to male but I asked him because I was like you haven't like
done any surgeries or anything I understand like they're super expensive like is that something that
you want to do and he was like no I kind of enjoy when people don't really know how to address me I was

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like oh okay I like fuck it with people's minds today I mean really well in C I was like I want to
ask follow up questions but I also don't want to be like insensitive right right because this is
he's the first trans person I've gotten to know and like you know I can actually call him
bum be like hey man like I really need a favor real quick yeah man I got you what's up I mean he's like

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I I was just gonna say I equate it to you know I it bothers me when I see people get so upset about
you know pronoun pronouns or you know that kind of thing and I can get the I get both sides of it
honestly I get the ignorance part of it but I think that stems from just not asking questions and I

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also see the other side of it they're kind of made to feel like they're like if they ask a question
they'll be shunned for asking that question right so I think in a way there's that happy medium
and I was talking to a friend of mine who I met on Xbox and we talk all the time and he is
trans female to male and had top surgery or no actually he didn't have top surgery he didn't have

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any type of surgery but he is on HRT and so yeah it's just it's a or maybe not on eight I don't know
what it whatever it is I don't want to you know miss associated but you know it was a tough situation
for for them growing up because people would always say oh well you're a you're a boy or you're a girl

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and this is how it really is and and they're like no I see it is more like it's your name thing like
if you want me to call you John I'll call you fucking John just tell me you want me to call you John
I have no qualms with like that doesn't bother me and that's mad that I called you something and say
well my thing is the appearance aspect of it like if you feel like you ornament to be a woman

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and you want to be a woman don't have a beard and don't look like a dude and then say that it's
she and her pronouns because then I'm sorry if I say thank you sir and you get all offended it's like
well then maybe try to look like a woman or that you know I again I see both sides of it I you
know if I make the mistake and I misgender you even though your appearance may be a John

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but you're a Joan and slightly politely address it yeah let me know I will call you Joan all day
I don't care if your beard is ZZ top I will you know it is what it is you know but but I'll
respect you is what I'm saying and and I do I see how it is kind of frustrating yeah and I mean

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it has to work both ways though like the respect part of it because if you correct someone don't be
a fucking like dick don't be dick about it like a lot of John you know see my thing is it's like
obviously like the whole like you know male female roles and how like they're how we see their
quote unquote appearances how they're supposed to be that's kind of a social construct so when

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somebody has like a beard and they're like I can't believe you called me a man it's like look you
have to understand like socially that is how the world sees it right so yeah like by all means please
just you know calmly let me know like you identify as she or they or whatever it's like okay cool
I will do my best but please understand that my entire life my 25 years on this earth

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this is how I have seen everything so if I fuck up from time to time you're gonna have to
excuse me here but know that I am trying to work on it right like there's just one tick talker and
she's got like really crimpy curly hair and glasses but it's always her sitting down and a waiter
would be like all right sir but I'm actually excuse me I'm actually I'm a female I need speak to

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your manager like oh so they went from from zero to a hundred they just turned it up and see that's
what I have a problem with that's what I like but no that is shitty my cousin her kids there's
the one boy two girls are triplets and or one girl and then there's um I don't want to say their name

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but they identify as they them and so my aunt who lives with them will you know it's kind of hard
because like she my aunt is you know she's older right she's in her 70s she's stuck in that way
where it's she he that's all it is and they is used for you know a group or two or more people

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um and so that she constantly says she referring to that one kid specifically and so it is so
frustrating for her because you know she's constantly getting beat down you know and so it kind of
got to a head I don't know a couple of weeks ago where that kid specifically like called my aunt out

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like outside they were yelling screaming like why the hell do you keep doing this to me like just
respect I've told you over and over and over and over and over again and she just won't get it you
know is there a time where you just kind of like throw your hands up and then you're just like okay
whatever or do you keep fighting for those you know just that simple respect yeah because I mean

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I'll be honest when I was younger I kind of had the same mentality where it's like no they them
as a group of people how dare you right and I I still am not totally I haven't totally converted yet
so if somebody says they prefer to be I didn't find as they in them I usually just say their name
instead I'm like okay Brittany Brittany my friend Brittany it almost kind of sounds like a dick move

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I'm not gonna lie because it's like because it's every urge in my body says he or she so like
Brittany oh my god because I don't want to disrespect them but I'm also like I'm not I'm not there
I can't I prefer they them okay that's awesome Charlie yeah that's I'm just you're being

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a total dick I'm just saying that is I'm not trying to be you definitely are you have won the
dick of the day award oh piss off I'm just saying like that just how that comes off to me anyway
that's how it sounds but you know I I think that there's a time in a place and there's certain ways to

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address it and you know I think after two three years my aunt probably should have learned by an
owl that hey you know just respect your your grandchild's wishes not that hard you know but it's
probably two three years stuck in those ways see that's especially when they're young like they're

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going to be confused and hormones and emotions so it's like the best thing you know the parent can
do is just try to understand or talk to them you know well yeah that and you know they're older than
now they're 15 going on 16 and um that time especially yeah so you know but but they have
felt this way this is how they feel and of course you know my um my aunt and their mom are they're

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gonna support the kid however the kid feels right and yeah however they feel it I had like okay so
there you go over the years I've probably had three or four like straight friends reach out to
me and they're like hey um obviously I know your gay and you like had this whole coming out

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experience when you were younger and like we really think like um chance or whatever the
fricking son's name or daughter's name is like it's happened like three or four times over the years
and they're like we really like see certain things and we kind of just you know have that inkling
like we already know and we have known since they were little would you be able to and at this
point they'd be like 17 or you know whatever like would you be able to like come over and talk to

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them or you know see if they want to open up and ask questions so I mean I mean that's cool
and around that time they're just confused and looking for guidance but they don't want to like
really talk to their parents necessarily you know so and that can be kind of awkward too I think
because it's like how do you approach that with with them you know it's kind of like hey your mom

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wanted me to come and talk to you because she thinks you might be a little fucked up
like what she saw your limperist the other yeah you were limperist in it Louis Vuitton hanging from
your teeth you know like what's up every time your talk a person falls out um yeah I mean it is
kind of awkward but well what do you say to that person at that point in time well how did you

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approach it I don't know usually like they know me pretty well because like they they know if I've
been hanging around their mom or dad or like you know we're all friends they already know that I'm
like gay and like also it's gunkles goddy kind of yeah pretty much so coming coming from that
point of view is a little easier because you've already got this like friendly kind of relationship

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with them to where it's like cool to like hang out or like whatever so it's not like your the
mom or dad going to them to like hey let's talk about you being gay you know it's more like chill and
they can kind of open up and it I mean in the past it's really helped a lot it's funny because my
cousin really wanted um the boy of the triplets to be gay they wanted him to they they wanted him to

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be you know in in musicals and the whole you know ballet and yeah and nope couldn't be further
from the truth that boy is so cis male he is it's unreal like he's football wrestling playing it couldn't
you have gotten further with his two moms from the truth than than that did and that doesn't

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always mean that's a deal breaker though I mean yeah that's true that's true he can he could
definitely be that you know in the future in that dumb top yeah I'm saying everything my
husband's gay like was he walk up to you yo what up bro yo what's up this my husband Scotty

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oh your husband yeah husband I said you got a problem with that oh no sir I don't know why
I immediately put him in Atlanta but I don't know I don't know I don't think I've ever heard Jordan
speak so I don't I've never heard him utter words maybe you haven't yeah so honest Scotty don't be

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mad but I creeped on your TikTok so I could find what he looked like did you know like are you
aware that him and Charlie or twins oh my god oh my god I literally had to do a double take on
what the pictures I was like is that him in an all fairness though Scotty's mom did tell me once

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that I looked like like Jordan so there there was yeah when she when she realized I had a tight
yeah she was like I had to look at a couple of those TikToks I was like is this Charlie that's not
the same person okay I just like I noticed that like obviously you know you're in the guys but like

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I noticed you don't have like a skinny fit guy and like no mom I like him move it like like
dinty more beef stew mom thick and hardy there you go you know I love the straight people that are
like so invested like in your type oh yes because like I had this old boss and like he was straight

(59:15):
as can be like motorcycles like muscle cars all that goodness which that's what I learned what a
muscle car was like did you think yeah like actual I didn't know what that meant I was like are you
talking like trucks like big muscley guys tend to drive these I don't know what that means but I
had this boss and when I I was in my early 20s you know I'm only 25 now so it's only been a couple

(59:37):
of years but he was like you know done I'm pretty sure like if I see you in like 10 years or something
you you will become a small Asian woman and you're gonna have to make this black dude on your arm
as well because I was working in clothing at the time and so like anytime there was like a beefy

(59:58):
dude that walked in I would be like get on the headset and be like hey Lauren I'm gonna need you to
take over a women's thrug I need hop over to men's too real quick hi how's it going over here I
could just see you like anywhere you go wearing a like a kimono and a bun with
I told you if I could move anywhere right now at this moment it's Japan it's always Japan

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I and I told you I would totally move to Japan with you because that is I would need a guide and
that would be you but just from there some street food scene yeah I got
down beefy Asians over there some Buddhist

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see that's my only problem is like if I was over I'd have to almost be fucking sell a bit because I'm
just like you're all so tiny oh they're not big enough for you it now most Asian yeah they're short
though so even if they were you've seen my boyfriend yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah 300 pounds
I've seen him in his curve definitely that yeah all right all right what that we're done we're done

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we're done so yeah definitely I hope everybody has a very happy holiday season is this our last
episode do we have one more hold on let me let me look this up let me pull it up oh we got one
this shit in seasons yeah wait it is for the for the season are we thinking to be renewed for another
season no no no let's not be let's not get ahead of ourselves now let's not insult our you know

(01:01:31):
tend listeners yeah so yeah I was gonna I want to know for recording because Sunday I'll be in Vegas
Sunday I think you better take your microphone with you sir yeah I know this is your chance to try it
from afar yeah we need live updates yeah what don't see oh real quick can I tell a story that would

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to tell us okay so this will only be our second time to Vegas we're actually going with like some
friend of like other states or all just kind of meeting there um is this like a bigger city bigger
Vegas thing no well I mean it'll be our own little oh your own bigger city okay yeah we're doing
like a Airbnb because hotels were fucking expensive go out for the Airbnb though it was like

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three something a piece for the entire trip what about circus circus I hear that things like 10 bucks
a night I don't know I wouldn't mind checking it out I don't know you might wouldn't see it so yeah
well in 2015 was our first time going to Vegas and it was a mother in sun trip so my mom was
flying in from Atlanta and then we were gonna fly from here and I got excited so finally so

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my mother-in-law broke her ankle like a week before we left so she was hobbling on one of those like
one you know those little scooter things yeah okay you're like up and will around yep
so we get to Vegas and then she's like well I'm gonna need like an electric culture I'm gonna like
die if I have to do this the whole time so she gets an electric culture from the front desk

(01:03:03):
of the hotel and even on the like slow turtle setting she was like whipping our ass
this is clearly not gonna work you're gonna be like way ahead of us so then the lady at the front
desk was like well you guys could all just rent them and we're like what like no like people need
these like I was like totally against I'm like I'm not getting on an electric culture I don't need it

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I'm like I'm not about that and then so yeah we we all did and there was literally four of us
and we were going through this strip on electric co-chairs the entire trip and like people
thought we were this fucking like handicap convention apparently because they were opening doors for us
I rolled into a gas state or not a gas station but like a convenience store because they're just

(01:03:52):
all over the strip and you can just roll in and out of stores and whatever so I rolled in there
I grabbed a 40 of a smart off-screw driver and I was like is this considered drinking and driving
I don't know and then I just popped it and I was fucking drinking it driving down the strip
and then anyway so yeah we did that we got on an elevator with them like went down I was getting

(01:04:17):
onto the elevator instead of hitting and it was a gas elevator and instead of hitting the brakes
I hit the gas and just fucking roll into the back glass of the elevator it didn't break or anything
but apparently I was having trouble with the gas in the brake or that morning it was like two in
the morning and it made my husband were like hey let's go just cruise the strip like our moms are

(01:04:42):
down in the casino we were just bored with like whatever so we go to the Luxor which is like the glass
pyramid you know hotel or resort or whatever and we get up to the front doors of it and instead of
once again hitting the fucking brake to get off and go open the door the door the front door was like
from the ground all the way up was like I don't know 15 feet in there or whatever so instead of

(01:05:06):
breaking again like the elevator I floored it hit the glass door the Luxor and it went like go when
you floored on those I'm just saying like you're out of 60 in two minutes you know I mean even on
even on that turtle setting they were they were zippy little fuckers but then the door to like
to the Luxor just went like all the way up and I was like oh shit it's gonna shatter so I didn't

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luckily but then we felt like we could not go in the Luxor because there was like security guys
the crowd in the other side of the door so we jumped back on our little more chairs and zip back
to the hotel for the other way but yeah I mean let's be honest I mean yeah I mean you're not the
first person to cause it to you know to hit the glass in the elevator at the Luxor no in a wheelchair

(01:05:54):
I mean there's there imagine all those oxygen tanks that have banged it up
there's I'm sure there's been a few so they probably replace that door a few times so are you
gonna do it again honestly I kind of want to get our friends together and be like hey would you
guys want to like you want to limp and go get one of those and that'd be hilarious I think that'd
be great handy cap convention I think you all all should walk in there like just stop at the

(01:06:18):
wall green each get a cane and they make it look you know real as possible then return the
canes later you know when we when we got on like years ago back then the lady was like yeah people
do this all the time just if they don't want to walk or they get tired easily just like you don't
have to have like a condition to like use them so I kind of want to pop into a hotel and just
because we'll have an Airbnb so I just want to see like hey would we be able to get like some

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less cool chairs and just be like seven hours going down the fucking strip you know while you're at it
you should apply for disability right I mean I mean ARP I get AR ARP shit in the middle of the time
and I'm like this is fucking bullshit hey you know what though you get some really good perks even if
you're out of the demo you can get some really good insurance through just a thought you know just

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throwing that out there and I just make sure we're old so are we going to are we gonna hear from
you next week or what we'll see I'll keep you I'll be I need those I might be fucking uh I'm
gonna be wasted on some run piece then that sounds perfect I know that does it stop making a
drama there you go hey hey we should do that that'd be fun I don't say I've been drinking a

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four-looko this whole time so okay I the way to cure a hangover is to keep drinking I have heard
that this is my tock all right and with that we're gonna check on out of here I hope everybody has
a great week in chakrasper shop and done and if we don't see you happy Hanukkah because it'll be

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going on by the time we happy holidays everybody don't forget you can catch me over on twitch the link
will be on the website at least it fucking better be not until you get a logo yeah well okay
we'll do that we'll check it out and uh yeah make sure that if you do go over to momo's page uh don't

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get into drunk you know he does have standards he's got to wait here but only do drinking street
we only got one drinking stream next one's on the 14th okay all right well we'll see how long
that lasts and uh there you go and check out his uh his uh daddy and his stinger over there on
their only fans too so there you go you might even see a dog jump on the bed there you go
um oh mighty little rules okay all right we'll see you guys later bye

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