Another Trans Mass Shooting, Newsom Goes Wild on X, & the Swifties Come for My Head

Are mass shootings about to go on the rise, brought to you by the LGBTQ community?  Gavin Newsom thinks he can gain some ground with the Democrats by going Trump style crazy on X.  Taylor Swift gets engaged, but what do the Swifties have to say about it?  This and more on today's That's Based.

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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Welcome to That's based Happy Saturday. I'm your host is
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(01:05):
you this week. We don't have a lot of time
to waste, so I'm not going to Normally i'd start
this off with a personal story or a rant of
some sort, but we missed a lot because I was
gone last week and the world is lit on fire
since I've been gone, so stock called me on the
red faced white supremacies here with us. How's it going

(01:28):
this Saturday morning? Hopefully only streaming? Shit's working?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
She's great, I am, I am amazing guy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
She's doing fantastical and we'll talk about that in a
little bit. She's not doing well because of she's doing
well because of one of our topics. Let's take a
guess what topic has gotten me as so excited? Is
it transgender shooter shoots twenty kids in a Minneapolis Catholic church.

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Is it Scottish girl pulls knife on would be migrant
rapist caught on video? Is it UFC fighter Rajah Jackson
beats WWE wrestler into a coma? Is it Southwest Airlines
charging the fatties for two tickets now and not giving refunds?

(02:22):
Or is it something else? We've got other stories.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's the Southwest or Southwest?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Got y'all pumped up? Now? That's what's got y'all fired up?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yep. Yeah, that's been making me smile these past couple
of days.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Me too, Me too. My airline experience will be much
more enjoyable. But before we talk about any of that,
let's hop into the current state of the left. Excuse me,
it's ma'am. All right, it's time to play my favorite
game and yours two, which is which liberal most belongs
in a mental institution? Now, remember, the rules are simple.

(02:55):
We're gonna play you three clips or in one case,
show an image, and all you have to do in
the comments on YouTube and rumble is tell us which
of the three they'll be numbered one through three most
belongs in a mental institution. Now, the keyword there is most, because,
as we know, all liberals belong in a mental institution,
but by rule, one of them must belong there more

(03:16):
than the other two. So our first contestant, candidate number one,
is I think what you might call an idea guy.
He's got the solutions to all of this country's problems
and he's got no problem sharing it from the comfort
of his snuggie.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Violence is the answer. Stop telling us it's not. It's
the only way that these types of regimes have ever
been overthrown. It's never been through peaceful protests or contacting
your congress person or your senator. It's violence. It's always violent,
So prepare yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you think he regrets that after the events of
this week? Do you think he maybe I shouldn't have
posted that, or do you think that he's happy?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, he's probably happy.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Here's the disturbing part. Did you hear that noise in
the background? Was that a kid? So there's this guy's
reproduced and he's got his kids. Not only does he
have kids running around while he's totally unhinged, he thinks
it's okay to espouse these unhinged ideas in front of
a camera with his children in the same room as him.
So God only knows what he's talking about around them.

(04:23):
All right, Contestant number one is gonna be pretty tough
to be. Let's meet contest at number two, who's got
some opinions on the big city.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
We truly are not blamed Maga men as well as
oh my god, because what do you mean you're scared
of cities?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Cities like Downtown? You're scared of that.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
You're supposed to be the protectors, right, aren't you all
the one pushing the gendered bullshit that men have to
protect women?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
What are you protecting us from?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I start my toddlers into a car and drive them
downtown literally weekly and think nothing of it.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
But you might.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I won't go within a five mile radius without your
glock and being strapped up.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I just.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I think we should be bullying them more. That seems
like snowflake shit to me. These big strong men get
their stats from Fox News and think that crime has
overridden these areas and the police are getting beat up.
No they're not. I literally went to the farmers market
downtown two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It was fine. The wittle guy is scared of the
big city. Ooh, the only thing bigger than the city
is her forehead. I will never pass up an opportunity
to mock a woman's forehead on the air. I want
to make that clear. A couple of things here. She
called you a snowflake for carrying a glock. First off,

(05:49):
having protection does not mean you're scared of something. That's
like saying you're scared of getting in a car accident
and driving because you put a seatbelt on. That's like
saying you're scared of your house burning to the ground
because you have a fire extinguisher. No, it's not. You're
not scared. You're prepared for something that you really, really,
really really hope isn't going to happen that that that's

(06:12):
the difference. Also, I think when because I see this
meme going around a lot that conservative men are scared
of cities. Now here's I'm in an interesting predicament because
I am a conservative man and I grew up in
a city, so I get to see it from both sides.
Here is what I will tell you. There's two sides
of this coin. Right. The conservative men that are quote

(06:34):
unquote scared of cities aren't actually scared. The people that
that that make that argument are doing it in bad
faith because that's the only way they know how to argue.
They're not you guys confuse scared or you guys confuse
fear for disgust. There's disgust for fear. I guess I
should say there's a significant difference. It's not that they're

(06:57):
afraid of what's going to happen to them in the city.
They just don't want to go into it because it's
dirty and if you're in the right parts of downtown areas,
there's homeless people. I mean, I saw a homeless guy
with his pants down pissing on the street the other day.
I can look I live in the city, so I
put up with it. But I can see why somebody

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who's not from here might not want to deal with that.
I mean, that's a fact. If you leave your car
parked somewhere that's not well lit, there's a good chance
it's gonna get broken into. That's not gonna happen in McCook, Nebraska,
population twenty three hundred. That's the difference there. So don't

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mistake disgust for fear. That's the people who have to
realize the other side of that coin, the people that
make that argument that, oh, the conservatives are scared of cities.
Do you notice where she said she went downtown Mia?
The farmer's market. The farmer's market is a very specific
segment for those of you that don't live in the city.

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Downtown areas will block off, usually the nicer area because
they've got all the rich, white suburban women coming into
the area. They'll block it off. There'll be police officers
that these idiots wanted to fund so much, usually on site.
There's a couple of them there. The farmer's market is
not the full downtown experience. I can tell you that
right now. That's the best part about the people that

(08:24):
push this conservative men are scared of cities. Argument is,
these people aren't going in the hood. They have like
two blocks of the city that they're willing to go
to the rest of it. They lock their doors and
roll their windows up when they drive down that street.
They're the ones that are scared. They make that joke
as a matter of projection. That's what you have to realize.

(08:46):
We got one more contested number three. This is an
image here is at a rally win some seers. Is
a black woman. She's a Republican, she's running for governor
of Virginia. She's very much against the trans in women's
lifecker rooms. So a liberal, older white lady holds up
a sign that says, hey, Winsome, if trans can't share

(09:09):
your bathroom, then blacks can't share my water fountain. They
shut USAID down, and I guess the Democrats can't launder
any more money through it to buy some protesters, so
they got to rely on the B team. Now, this
is the JV unit. There's a video going around with

(09:30):
some old man saying, hey, your poster's doing numbers on
the internet. The reaction is not good from either side,
and she just can't understand what's wrong with it. It
just shows the liberals are more racist than us. They
call us racist all the time. They're more racist than
us without even trying. I mean, that's what they think
of you guys. That that's what they think of the

(09:53):
minorities when they say things like if you require I
saw what's her face was on Sunny Houstin was on
TV the other day saying that you can't require voter
ID because most black people don't have IDs and they
don't know how to drive. I mean, do you see
how racist that is? Do you see how racist it
is when you tell me it's gonna disenfranchise Native American

(10:15):
voters because they just can't figure out how to get
an ID. They just can't figure it out. They're not
gonna be able to vote because evidently they're just too
stupid to get an ID. Black people, Native Americans, Hispanics,
they're just too dumb. That's that's what the left likes
to tell you. It is here side note on that.
I don't care what color you are, if you're white, Black, Hispanic,

(10:37):
Native American, Asian, Jew, Muslim, Christian, if you're too stupid
to figure out how to get an ID, Maybe you
shouldn't vote, Like, maybe you shouldn't make decisions that affect
the rest of us if you can't figure out how
to get an ID. Do you know that you need
to drive and work and receive welfare benefits and do

(10:58):
all types of maybe rent an apartment. Maybe you shouldn't
vote if you can't figure out how to get that
piece of plastic. The tribal id's Are they free? Are
you guys' tribal id's free?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, they're free. It doesn't even cost any money.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
They can't be used, No, they can be used to vote.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, it's a vote. It's got to be a government idea. Yea,
you can use because yeah, they specifically put that in
there for it. But you got to catch the tribal
office on the day when they're actually open though, when
they don't decide to close at eleven a M.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I emailed them, because to get the tribal ID
you can just email.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Them, yeah, like your information, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
And request it. I haven't heard anything.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
How long ago did you email them? Oh my god,
they probably haven't been into work since.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well. The thing is, I didn't email them specifically, like
the specific information that they needed, so they just didn't
respond well that and me that they needed more information.
They just didn't respond to me.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
And that's the problem is someone like you, you can't
drive what two and a half hours up to Macy
and not have anybody be there. You need to know
that you're actually gonna be able to go get it.
You should get that. On a side note anyway, All right,
of those three mia which most belongs in a mental institution,

(12:25):
first guy, hands down, he's the winner. He's the winner.
I think the last lady's a distant second, and then
the city girl comes in third. She gets the bronze
for the day, I agree. First guy in the snuggie
with the children and dogs running around in the background,
talking about how we need violence. And we'll get into
that a little bit later. Congratulations, sir, you are the

(12:46):
liberal who most belongs in a mental institution. What do
you think he's gonna do with his prize? Get Snuggy
another snuggie. That one's looking a little tattered. Yeah, it
might be time for another one there. Good What would
you do if you grew up and your dad was
making TikTok videos? It is Snuggy talking about how we

(13:09):
need to get political violence. How do you think your
life would be right now if that's if that was
your childhood, if your dad was calling for political violence
from his snuggie in the living room in front of
you on tick there, I'm imagine your dad specifically doing that.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh God, I don't think my dad even knows what
TikTok is.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, probably not. No, that's uh, all right, that's been
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All right, next, though, we got college football seasons coming up.
I made some picks. They're probably all wrong by now
by the time you're listening to this that aired on
our Wednesday show. Oklahoma tight end Jaron Cannock, though for
his preseason photo had it's called it an interesting, an

(16:43):
interesting promo pick. Check this out here. That's gotta be
picture of the year. That's gotta be Media Day picture
of the year. With his shit, Oh you know how
many times he probably had to pose for that. I

(17:03):
think it's his dog.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Too, well, I would hope, so I hope he didn't
grab some random dog for it.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, you can do that with Apollo with Poppy. Oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy. All right, Well this next one,
this is girl has living with her parents, and her
parents her dad walked into her room and I don't
know what he was looking for, but he stumbled upon

(17:34):
a thing that we will not say on this show
because if I use the word, it's going to get
us eat it off of YouTube. And the dad didn't
try to have that awkward conversation with her, sit down
and go, honey, we need to talk. He didn't do
that for this pleasure device that he stumbled upon. He

(17:55):
had a unique way of going about it. Check out
how this dad broke the news to his daughter that
he discovered her toy. Shall we call it.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Hi, sweetheart, There's no reason to be embarrassed, but I
found your green goblin.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well that's what your mother used to call it. You
should be a bit more careful about what you leave
in the bathroom. Your younger brother is in there all
the time for like hours on end. Please keep these
things private. To be frank with you. I didn't believe
it when I first saw it. These things are so
much bigger than I remember. Anyways, take an easy, champ,
you're not training for the Olympics. Let's keep the bathroom
a family friendly space, and don't worry. I won't tell mom.

(18:34):
Love you. Yeah, he broke the news to her with
the Trump AI. All right. I didn't know that was
a thing. I don't know you could do that. Here's
the thing, guys, if you are planning on breaking up
with somebody, If you're planning on breaking up with somebody,
I don't want you to call him. I don't want
you to give him that awkward We need to talk

(18:55):
over coffee. That none of that, None of that. I
want you to use the tr Trump AI. I want
you to send it to the show, and I want
you to set screenshot their reaction. I don't care if
you're not breaking up with somebody. I want you to
fake break up with your girlfriend with the Trump AI.
Screenshot her reaction, send it to us, and then you
can make it up. We'll even call her live on air. Taylor.

(19:17):
It was a prank for a radio show. Okay, that's
what I want. Man, Do you think that's a good idea, No, because.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Then she'd probably actually break up with it.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, don't spread, don't put these negative thoughts in people's heads. Okay,
all right, we got one more here. Then we're gonna
get into our trending topics and we're gonna get serious.
Avery Johnson, he's a quarterback for Kansas State. His team
went to Dublin, Ireland to play the annual college football

(19:50):
game over in Ireland that they play in week zero
of every year. So they played Iowa State and his
team lost lost by three. It was a devastating game.
I bet Kansas State was thoroughly disappointed in that. But
that's neither here nor there. This wasn't the worst part
of Avery Johnson's day, though. This clip that you're about

(20:12):
to see right here was and I'll tell you why
after we play it. So you're looking at that clip

(20:33):
if you don't know the situation, and you're like, okay, Caleb,
so what it's two drunks fighting in the street in Dublin.
That's called Tuesday afternoon there, Well it's not. And the
reason it was particularly bad for mister Johnson is the
individual on top in that video. It was choking the

(20:54):
guy was his father. Oh you think that's funny? Here,
that's funny, man, Way do you find out who the
guy on the bottom was his older brother? His dad
got into a fistfight in the streets of Dublin after

(21:15):
the game with his older brother into a trunk at fight.
You thought you had a bad family vacation. Oh my goodness.
Something tells me that when they get the family tickets

(21:36):
for the slate of home games, the Johnson family is
going to be on opposite sides or maybe exclude it
all together. Now, they issued an apology on social media.
Here's what it says. Says we sincerely apologize for our
actions following yesterday's football game in Ireland's senseless bickering escalated
into an unnecessary fight. We have resolved our differences and

(21:58):
take full responsibility of our actions. We've apologized or immediate
extended family now extend our apologies. Kansasate University, It's alumni fans.
We regret this incident, have learned from it, and are
committed to a race or excuse me, to ensuring it
doesn't happen again. Please accept our deepest apologies. Mark and
Anthony Johnson. I want to know what what do you
think led to the fight? I mean, what leads to

(22:21):
a father and son choking each other in the pouring
rain in a puddle in the streets of Dublin. How
do we get to that point? Is? That's the question? Here?
Drop a comment on YouTube and rumble. Let us know.
If you're not following the that space with Caleb Salvato,
our Facebook page or in the group, go join, follow one,
join the other, do both of them? Follow us on

(22:42):
all the socials. Let us know what you think sparked
that fight. We're really interested. I want to hear from you. Okay,
that's Ben Stor But what do you have a theory?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't know, but they probably didn't have a stable relationship.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, my guess is that's not a good father son
relationship there Probably not. If you're fighting and fistfighting in public,
imagine what's going on behind the scenes. Anyway, that's been
tabit a storebrand CMZ, Stay tuned. I got a whole
bunch of stuff to get in all right, before we
get into trending this week, remember we don't do lead

(23:18):
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let's go on to subject number one here. John Bolton,
the spook to end all spooks, the guy who's never
met a foreign war. He didn't like that. John Bolton
got raided by the FEDS earlier this week. The Trump
DOJ sent some goons to his house and they went

(24:44):
and checked everything out. Now, I don't they're being kind
of hush hush on the dirty details of everything. But
the gist of it is he pulled to Hillary Clinton.
He was using a private email server, and some of
these emails got contained some allegedly classified documents, and allegedly

(25:05):
AID and unknown foreign government intercepted them. Here's my question,
why do, okay, so these people that work in government
that get to the top, the tippy top of the
deep state, people like Hillary Clinton, people like John Bolton,
people who have may or may not have killed people
right to get where they're at, Cunning, conniving sociopaths, clever,

(25:27):
horrific monsters. How do these people consistently use private email servers.
How do they keep doing this? Is Mike. If the
thing with Bolton is true, how does this keep happening?
I mean, these people are supposed, you've got to be
smart to get as far as they have in their careers.
How do they keep doing this? Is my question to you. Now,

(25:54):
there's folks on the left that want you to feel
bad for John Bolton, the ultimate neoki. Here's what I'll
tell you. Number one. I told you so. I told
you when you made up all those no pun intended,
trumped up charges to go after Donald Trump with the
classified documents and all that crap. I told you live

(26:18):
on air. You will rue the day when whoever then
ext Republican president reassumes power. And they will and they
turn around and raid you guys, you guys being the
deep state, whether you're a Republican or a Democrat, for everything.
And that's exactly what you're seeing here. So maybe there
is a legitimate case to go after Bolton. I don't know,

(26:40):
But if there's not, I really don't feel bad for
him because this is Trumpet. Listen, did you really expect
Donald Trump, one of the most vindictive people on the
planet to not turn around and go back after you
when he reassumed power the same way you went after him.
You really didn't think that the most petty individual on
earth wasn't gonna try to get back at you the

(27:01):
same way you went after him. No, these people got cocky.
They didn't think they were ever gonna lose power. They
thought that Trump and the MAGA movement was dead in
the water and the Republican Party was scattered, which it
was a couple of years ago, and there was no
chance that they would ever regain significant power within the
next decade. And they gambled and they lost, like I
did in Vegas last weekend, over and over and over

(27:22):
and over again. They lost. Though, that's the important part.
And now you get to reput your fucking sewed. That's
all there is to it. I told you this was coming,
and I know you listened to my show and I'm kidding,
but I told you this was gonna happen. You thought
you had him, and you didn't, And now you get

(27:44):
to deal with the consequences of it. This is Donald Trump.
This is a guy who somewhat remember it was some
comedian on television referred to him as having small hands.
And every year since that's happened, Donald Trump has sent

(28:04):
this guy a letter in the mail where he traced
his hand with a gold sharpie and signed it, not
so small are they? Donald Trump? He's mailed this to
this guy. He excuse me. He mailed this to this
guy every year until the guy died, and then he
sent it to his wife and kid. And I'm kidding
about that part. But you didn't think that guy was

(28:26):
gonna try to get back at you. Here's the second
thing about this. It's John Bolton. I don't give a shit.
I don't care. Would I like to see the DOJ
abuse to go after political rivals? No, I think that's
a slippery slow But this particular political rival, John Bolton,

(28:49):
the guy who, like I said, has never seen a
foreign war. He doesn't like the guy who's all too
happy to send American kids from you know, inner cities
in rural areas to go die in foreign wars for
shithole countries. It wouldn't piss on us if we were
on fire that he would never fight himself and would

(29:10):
never send his children to fight in I don't care.
You see how freeing that is when you abandoned when
you're consistent ninety nine percent of the time and take
little breaks for the scummiest to the scummy right for
the worst people on the planet. It's okay. Yeah, No,

(29:30):
I don't like the precedent that this necessarily is following
that was set by the previous administration under Biden. But
with John Bolton, guys, I tried to care. I tried
to come on here and give you the puffed out chest.
I'm principled this week. Even if I don't like Bolton,
I don't like. I just don't care. I don't care

(29:52):
this guy. Look. The only people with more American blood
on their hands than John Bolton their planned parenthood. I
really don't care if this this guy could get pulled
over and harassed in traffic by the police, totally unlawfully,
every single day for the rest of his life, and
I wouldn't care. There's nothing that could bring me to

(30:15):
come on the air and defend John Bolton that there
really isn't. We do not care. We don't. There's nothing
that could get me to care about anything bad that's
ever happened to John Bolton. I'm not rooting for bad
things to happen to the guy because I don't do
that anymore. But there are people that when I see

(30:37):
horrible things happen to him, I'm just kind of like, eh,
all right, I'm sure he had that one coming. Let's
go to the next one speaking to horrible people. So
we got a shooting in Minneapolis, and there's still developing
details when we're recording this Thursday morning, early Thursday morning,

(31:01):
and here's what I'll say. So, we've got twenty kids
got shot. You got a couple young kids dead at
a Catholic church as there was the whole school was
going there for mass, and it's it's just absolutely tragic,
and our prayers are absolutely with the victims and their
families as we wait for more information to come out.
But I think we kind of already know what was

(31:22):
happening here. So I immediately texted a friend of the show
when I saw there were twenty people shot at a
Catholic church, and I said, it's either trans or the
religion of peace, and I gave this is sick. But
this is the type of sense of humor I have

(31:43):
the two of us. Every time there's a terror attack
like this, we will make a sports book style betting
odds on what the demographic was that carried it out.
And since it was in Minneapolis. You know, in a
college football game, you give a three point favor to
the home team no matter what. The home team gets

(32:04):
an automatic three points for being at home, and so
we gave the Muslims due to the heavy Somali population
down there, the early advantage. But at plus three hundred
were trans So if you would have put the plus
three hundred bet there, you would have tripled your money
and it would have been a solid bet and you
would have been correct. So it was a transmass shooter

(32:25):
walks in and shoots a bunch of Catholic kids. Do
you think this Minnesota shooter Mia was friends with Tim
Wallas as well? Like the last one. Yes, I mean
he said it. Play the video from the vice presidential debate. Yeah,
he's set in that office with those Sandiog parents. I've
become friends with school shooters. I've seen it. Look the NRA,
he set it himsel. He set it himsel. Now, so

(32:48):
there's a lot of weird stuff on social media. The
guy posted like a ten minute the guy I will
not refer to him as her. The guy posted a
ten minute video of himself showing off all his guns.
A compilation of him putting Jesus Christ's face on a
target and shooting at it. Here's some pictures of the

(33:10):
things this psycho had written on his gun. Go ahead,
It's six million, wasn't enough? What's that say? Burn? Israel destroy?
I don't know what that is. He's got all kinds
of stuff written all over. Go to the next picture here.
So he hates the Jews. Then we've got kick a

(33:31):
spic Israel must fall. I'm the woker baby, Why so querious?
There's another one that we don't have on there because
it'll yank us off if we pick it if we
put it. But it says go Galulei on Trump. That's
not what it actually says. You can fill in the
blanks as to what you actually what that actually said.

(33:51):
We can't show the image. So yeah, this is what
was written all over this guy's gun. So he's a
very very stable individual. And here there is a document
from back in twenty twenty where we don't use mass
shooters names on the show. Go hood pulled up, but
the individual in question became a woman. That is an

(34:11):
official request through the State of Minnesota for a gender change.
So it is a transgender individual who refers to him
as the woke, himself as the Woker, walks into a
Catholic mass for children and shoots twenty of them, and

(34:33):
the reaction has been exactly what we'd expect it to be.
Exactly what we'd expect it to be, the calls for
gun control. By the way, Minnesota, one of the defund
the police states. The og defund the police city was
Minneapolis where this happened. Don't forget got some of the
strictest gun control in the country. Don't forget that part. Churches,

(34:57):
gun free zones, none of that stop. This lunatic walked
right in started capping kids. So let me ask you
guys a question. How does it make sense? How does
it make sense that I should lose my right to
defend my family because some freak who's confused about what
bathroom he should use walked in and killed a bunch

(35:18):
of kids. How does that make sense for me? Why
do I lose my gun for that? Why can anybody
tell me that? I mean, here, it's just so gross.
And the shit gets weirder because the day before you
had a shooting at a Catholic high school not far
from this church, where the guy, the shooter in broad

(35:41):
daylight pulls up, opens fire, thirty rounds across the street,
hits like seven kids that are walking from this high school,
gets back in the car and peels out, this is
in broad daylight. They didn't catch them, They didn't know
who it was. Subheadline. You gotta go to the local
news in Minnesota to find that buried the story. How

(36:03):
on earth does an active shooter in broad daylight crack
off thirty rounds from the street drive away in a city?
And I've been to Minneapolis plenty of times. There's cameras
on every block up there, drive away and they just
just don't catch him. They never we don't know. We're

(36:24):
not even gonna send out an APV nothing, We're not
even gonna look for him. Who knows how on earth
does that happen? It's one of two things. It's uh
a cover up if you want to go that route.
Might have been an inside job will patsy there, Or

(36:44):
you've got a defunded police force that's understaffed and underpaid
and can't keep up with these things. It's probably the
second one way to go guys, way to go. And
then the other reactions we've gotten from the left have
been these ones like these lovely comments on Reddit here,
these are what these people think to you out unreaddit

(37:05):
We've got first comment based take the fight to their
kids so they can feel what it's like to be
attacked for your identity. The next one. Elect a fascist
and your kids are legitimate targets Republicans or enemies of
humanity and thinning the herd is our duty. Next one,

(37:25):
more dead Christians lol. Next one. To me, it seems
like if you elect a really bad guy that's cruel
to people and weaponizes cruelness and horrific behavior against your neighbors,
some of those horrible things will happen to you. The
next one, Uh, maybe they're Christo fascist. Parents will think
twice before supporting an administration that kills Palestinian children. The
mental gymnastics here are despicable with these people. And I

(37:48):
know people want to write it off, Oh they're Russian
troll No they're not. There's people in this country that
some of you may interact with and have no idea,
that believe this shit. They truly experience glee when twenty
kids get killed because they're in a Catholic school. Conservatives
want to kill all trands, shouldn't be surprised when we

(38:09):
fight back. I've never met a Conservative who wants to
kill all trands. I mean, they've been poisoned with this
toxic ideology to believe this stuff. And this is why
the violence is only going to get worse from these people,
because they genuinely believe that. Like I said here, there's
no I've never met a Republican that wants to kill

(38:31):
all trans I haven't met one. I haven't met any
Republicans that have attacked transgender people because of their identity.
I've seen legitimate requests where they said, hey, we don't
want you sharing a locker room with our daughters and wives.
I don't know, pretty reasonable. I feel like the next
common heroic they want to kill our kids, We're going
to fight back. The next one, This is Republican's fault

(38:53):
for trying to genocide us. The next one, am I
supposed to feel bad that rich Christian kids are gone?
Good riddance? The next one, the trans committee will community
will not die laying down without a fight. There is
no You're not dying, You're killing yourselves. Go fight yourselves.
We're not the ones killing you. I hope the guns

(39:16):
are okay. Future religious extremist dying isn't a bad thing.
I mean, it's just insane, insane behavior here. Here's the
crazy thing here is that you can take that shit down. God.
I wish that you read it was public and people
had to put their faces on it, because these fucking
pussies wouldn't put their names by this shit. Here's the

(39:37):
thing objectively. Objectively, there has been more trans violence against
Christians than vice versa over the last five years, and
it ain't even close the less ten years. There have
been more targeted attacks where Christians were targeted by transgender

(40:00):
for no reason other than their identity then the other
way around. That is an objective fact. Yet somehow these
people sit there and they paint us as the oppressors.
They call us the genocidal ones us. Your body counts

(40:21):
a whole lot higher than ours. How have we committed
genocide if we haven't killed you. I'm sorry, princess, it's
not genocide because your grandma won't refer to you as
your they them name. It's not genocide, it's not murder.
It's not violence. When a woman doesn't want to share

(40:41):
a locker room with a guy who's got a seven
inch cock, that's not violence. You may have your feelings
hurt by it, and that's between you and your therapist.
But other people should not, under any circumstances, have to
alter their lives in ways that make them uncomfortable because

(41:05):
you have a mental illness. And I got facts to
back this up. This is a study that was They've
done all types of FBI uniform crime report, demographics, everything
they've compiled with check pull. This is the graph here
mass shooters in the last ten years. So a mass
shooting is an incident with four or more fatalities, and

(41:27):
this is expressed as rate per million people. So trans
in non binary identifying males for every one million people
point seven to sixty nine of them, almost one out
of every million trans or non binary identifying male is
a mass shooter in this country. That is fucking insane. Insane.

(41:52):
The next highest at point six to sixty seven Trans
and non binary identifying biological females. The next highest is
Asian men at point four. After that it's Black men
at point one nine eight. And that's a lot of
gang stuff between it because the Asian there's a lot

(42:15):
of Asian violence up in Minnesota with the munk and
then black black on black crime below black men are
white men with point one seven six, then Asian women,
then Hispanic men, and then black women is Hispanic women
are even lower than that. Hispanic women will just destroy
your car. They won't go on a mass shooting. But

(42:36):
so that that's what it is. Nearly one out of
every biological male in this every one million biological men
in this country that identify as transgender and non binary,
are mass shooters.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
When it said Asian men, I was just imagining imagining
Khan going on a.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Sheet sorry at Nine Rivers Country Club, Ted Wsanasan. Should
have let him in. Should have let him in, That's
all I'm saying. I mean so, but this is the problem.
I mean, look at this. This is the lieutenant governor
of Minnesota. Look at the shirt she's wearing here protect
trans kids with a picture of fucking knife on it.

(43:16):
You guys, wonder why these people are getting so violent
and that this is the worst part is they know
exactly what they're doing. They being the politicians and the
mainstream media and the left wing activist. They know precisely
what they're doing when they use this rhetoric. They're tiptoeing
light up to the line, but they're not crossing it.
When they do this, they're not outright saying go commit

(43:38):
acts of violence. They're not committing acts of violence themselves.
But they're taking a group of people. And I've said
this time and time again because they use the word
stochastic terrorism to refer to Matt Walsh and JK Rowling
and Dave Chappelle, it's all bullshit. Stochastic terrorism essentially means
that you're not telling people to commit violence. You're not
committing the violence yourself, but your rhetoric is hinting to people,

(43:59):
dog whistling, if you will, that they should go commit violence.
And Dave Chappelle somehow did that because of his jokes.
JK Rowling did it with her tweets. Matt Walsh did
it with his documentary on What Is a Woman? But
it's not stochastic terrorism when the liberals intentionally fan the
flames of a group of people that suffer from mental
illness at five hundred times the national average and tell
them they're lie to them, knowingly lie to them, and

(44:22):
tell them there's an active genocide against them that's not
stochastic terrorism. What the fuck did you think those people
are gonna do when you tell them there's a genocide
against them, You think they're gonna go, oh, well, guess
we better go vote this one out. No, of course not.

(44:43):
Of course you knew exactly what these people were gonna do.
You knew precisely what these people were gonna do when
you push this bullshit on them, when you lied to
them and told them that they were being genocide because
you wanted to rally your base. What they were going
to do. You knew that they were going to take

(45:03):
your trash out for you. You knew that you hate Republicans, Christians, Conservatives,
whatever you want to call it, that you hated them,
and you didn't have the balls or you had too
much to lose or whatever to go out and shoot
these people yourself, so you you couldn't do that. But
what you realized is that you had a segment of

(45:24):
the population that's hard to your side and suffers from
the horrific mental illness that's never been truly treated. And
you figured out that you could point those people in
the direction you wanted that you could use those people
to start your civil war without firing a single shot.

(45:47):
And that's exactly what these people are doing on the left.
That's exactly what these activists and these politicians and these
folks in the media are doing. They've got a mentally
ill base. They're fanning the flames that I'm telling you
right now, it's only going to get worse. It's only
going to get worse, because that's the rhetoric for all
the shit conservatives get. When you heard about I mean,

(46:11):
what's a Wade Michael Page that went and't shot up
to seek temple and a concerned that was years and
years and years ago, and a conservative on the planet
that defended that guy. If they would have, they would
have been shouted down. You guys don't necessarily those comments
that we showed from Reddit earlier. You guys don't necessarily

(46:32):
platform those comments. But you sweep it under the rug.
You don't police your own people. And it's not because
you're afraid of them. It's by design. It's because you
want them to say those things. You want them to
commit the acts of violence and scare your political opposition
so you don't have to get your hands dirty. This
is their goal here, that this is going to continue.

(46:55):
They won't even acknowledge any of their own wrongdoing in
any of this. They're going to continue to tell people
that Conservatives and Catholics and Christians and Republicans are genociding them,
and it's not going to stop at trans people. That's
the beginning. They'll tell the trans community that, and then
they're going to continue to spread it to their mentally

(47:16):
ill base and till a third of the Democrat Party
believes that they're being violently oppressed by people who really
don't think about them all that much and feel like
they need to go out and commit random acts of
violence at different uers. That's what they want. They want
you afraid to show your face at church. They want
you afraid to show your face at any right wing, patriotic,
whatever event. That's the goal here. They want to scare

(47:39):
you into submission by riling up their mentally ill base
to go out and commit acts of violence. They want
to scare you out of doing the things that help
you build community, out of doing the things that quite
literally contradict with their very lifestyle, because they're pure evil
and we're not. That's what they're trying to accomplish here.
They're Look, here's my thing. It's carrible. I mean, you

(48:03):
saw those cars. I don't know how else would you
describe those comments other than evil. I'm just just discuss despicable,
horrific people. The brains have been broken. And don't get
me wrong, there's people those brains are broken on the
right too. I don't see and I see it. I
see it all over the internet. I don't see anything
like that. I don't see anything like that, not even

(48:28):
remotely close. And if somebody does get stupid enough to
step out of line like that, it gets shut down.
They don't do that. I mean, this is this is
a serious problem. They're trying to kick a civil war
off with this crap, and the trans community is the
red carpet. That's who they're rolling out first. That's their

(48:52):
cannon fodder. And they can't realize they're being used by
these lunatics to go out here and start this. Listen,
I don't know what the law is. Where are you
guys that are listening to this lib And I don't
want to encourage anyone to break the law, So you

(49:13):
should check your local laws and act accordingly. It would
highly recommend you're strapped in church this weekend, highly if
you're going to anything like that. Those are targets. That's
the reality. I know our church after the shooting of
the church we go to. I'm not going to tell

(49:34):
you guys where it is for obvious reasons. Actually, no,
I'm not even going to tell you what they did
because that would make it that would probably narrow it
down to where we go, because they were one of
the only ones. Yeah, so we're not even going to
talk about what our church does. I don't want some
lunatic that sees this to overreact and go hunting for me.
And I'll tell you what. You go hunting for me,

(49:55):
you're going to get more than you bargain for. How
about that. Okay, let's go to something a little bit
more cheery, something a little bit more cheery. Cancer rates
her up? I'm kidding. Taylor Swift's engaged. Let's talk Taylor Swift.
Let me get this shooting thing off of here. Taylor
Swift's engage. Pull up the engagement pictures. There there they are.
We'll look at that rock. How much was it worth?

(50:17):
Did you say?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
H five hundred, five hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
So almost as much as yours. Almost as much as yours. Yes,
did he get it? Do you think he went to Jared?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah, every kiss begins with K. Maybe it looks like
costume jewelry. I'm not gonna lie, like I know it's
real because she's a billionaire. But if I saw that
on a woman's finger at the mall, I would assume
it was fake.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I will be honest. It's not my favorite, but it's
like very it's her. Yeah, like it's something she would
because it's kind of like old timey. Yeah, and it's
something that like she would wear. Yeah, it's not really
it's not my style. I don't really like it.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
But yeah, it's her vibe. Well, you know what, I'll
tell you what. I, for one, am just thankful for
President Trump's economy, because if it weren't for President Trump,
Travis would not have been able to afford to get
this ring and pay for the they wouldn't have been

(51:32):
able to afford their wedding. So thank you President Trump
for keeping the price of grocery stagnant so that these
two were able to finally get their fairy tale ending
that that's what I'll have to say, okay, you take
that image down there. This I think you just keep
it up and keep it up for the rest of
the show. That's uh, you know, they wouldn't have been

(51:53):
able to afford to get married under President Kamala Harris.
That's a fact that's.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
In his backyard, was it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Nice? Nice? So do you think she's gonna make him
sign a prenup?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I'm sure that's already.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure that's the Scooter Braun will
have the rights to the wed No, that's he'll get
half their ship. No, I mean, so good for her.
She can finally retire. She married a rich guy. That's
gold digger, right, Yeah, yeah, that's uh uh No, I
mean here's a pull up that we got an image here.

(52:32):
We used AI to see what the wedding is going
to look like. We got an AI image of Taylor
Swift walking down the aisle at her wedding.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Well, it's gonna be a long aisle. Got to get
down there somehow.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh, we're gonna clip this video and post it to
YouTube and get absolutely gutted, gutted by the Swifties. Gutted.
Let me tell you something. We've criticized a lot of
people in groups that have like cult like followings. The
only reaction that I've ever gotten that's even remotely close

(53:15):
to the angry to the ire of the Swifties, which
we've caught a couple of times, and it's still not
it doesn't catch. It is when we made fun of
Andrew Tait. It's the Andrew Tait fanboys. I mean, she
has become Andrew Tait for women. Really, I'm not saying
she's the same as entertain her followers are very similar

(53:38):
from a female perspective. What's that. I'm not saying all
of them are, but enough of them are. So that's
where this comes into play. Here is our favorite giant
four headed YouTuber, Hannah Cox decided to make a Facebook

(53:59):
post and Mia got me in trouble. Pull the picture
up of her post. Here she says in Hannah, who's
never had a good faith take in her life rights
and I quote thirty five year old self made billionaire
Taylor Swift girl bosses all the way up to the sun,
dates lots of men, dresses for the female gays, buys

(54:22):
lots of cats, and refuses to be anything other than
a girl's girl. Then gets engaged to a hunky football
star who adores her. When she's ready to settle down,
red pill loser's hardest hit right now laugh emoji. And
what did you tell me when I read that comment
or that post? I mean, I'll just say it if

(54:46):
you don't. Mia told me. And she's more than willing,
more than more than welcome to collect correct me if
I'm wrong here. And MIAs a giant swifty she said,
and I quote, she didn't girl boss her way to
the top. Her daddy paid it for her. End quote.
Now obviously there's a little bit of nuance to that.

(55:08):
What's so, what's the deal with her dad? How did
that work? I've got six minutes a lot into the segment,
only six minutes, six more minutes brief this whole brief
rundown on how daddy helped set up the empire.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
So her dad's really rich, she's like an investment banker,
like super rich, and he based. So they moved to
Nashville so that she could get started with her music career.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
And when she which most families can't do. By the way,
most people cannot pick up and move their children to
another state so they can do a one in a
million shot at a music career.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, they literally moved their entire lives so that way
she could start her music career. But yeah, he went
and bought like all of her albums so that way
it sales.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
It inflated.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, so he kinda.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
And he invested in studios too, didn't he.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
He invested a lot of money in her. Yeah, I mean, like,
if it wasn't so he got her.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
He got her the start start.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, so he got her started. He did give her
like the head start from there, though she did work
her way.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Sure to the top. Yeah, we're not denying that.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
But if it wasn't for daddy bank rolling everything.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, she wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
And that's I mean, that's you know, good for her.
Good for her for having wealthy parents who had that sure,
like had the means to pick up their life.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
And yeah, and I'll tell you, Warren Buffett wouldn't be
where he is today if he was born in a
trailer park in Kentucky, you know, like you on the lottery.
It's fine. I'm not saying she wouldn't have been successful.
She would not have been as successful to the degree
she's at right Now, if two things didn't happen to her.
Number one her father, Number two Kanye West, If Kanye

(57:13):
West didn't storm the stage, I mean, that was a
moment for her, was it not? I mean, because it
got her. She was famous at that point, but she
became you know, the everyone in the world had sympathy
for her because this drunk asshole Kanye stormed the stage
and interrupted her speech. Did you got this cute, little
innocent teenage girl up there? What the hell's going on?

(57:35):
Kanye is up there ranting and raven. I wish it
would have happened now because it would have been funny
to see him grab it and start yelling about the Jews.
That that would have been more entertaining. But so I
I simply quoted you and then I put the hyphen.
I said, my wife the biggest swifty I know, and

(57:56):
I am.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I just disclaimer. I'm a huge swifty then I have
been since.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
She's got a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yes, I have a Taylor Swift tattoo. I've been a
huge swifty since she first came out. Like yeah, so
I'm not like a hater, not a hater thing like that.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
I've said before. I find the people that hate on
Taylor Swift for no reason to be a little weird personally.
Her music's fine, it's not my favorite, it's not bad.
I think some people obsess over her, and it's a
little goofy. People from my political persuasion obsess over her
a little bit, and I don't see how it's productive.

(58:32):
Trump wished her congratulations, though, yeah, because he knows it
wouldn't happen without his economy. But so I commented that,
I'm talking hundreds of replies, hundreds of replies, and when
I go and I look at the women that are
coming after me, and we're calling me a stupid for

(58:54):
saying this. And one of them said she was a
pick me. Let me tell you, when I click on
these profile pictures, there were more fives than a television
phone number. Some of the nastiest looking women you will
ever see. And the only reason I'm even going that

(59:18):
one because a normally I'm not going to come after
you like that, but you're going to go after my wife.
Your fair game. That's all there is to it.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
There was one girl that said that I didn't even
have a wife, and I was lying. So I replied
to her with a picture of us at our wedding,
and she goes tag her. I'm like, yeah, no, I'm
not going to tag my wife so that hundreds of
bull dykes can harass her. I think that's a stupid idea.
I think that that might actually would that get me

(59:49):
in trouble that yeah, that I'm not going to do that.
So you know what I started doing, started looking at
all their profile picks and rating them. It just replied
to all of them two out of ten, four out
of ten, three out of ten. I think the highest
we got was a five. And then one finally replies

(01:00:12):
to me with this long winded rant saying, how dare
you rate women like it's a cattle auction? What's the
matter with you? Blah blah blah blah blah, and uh.
I simply replied to her, I'm not rating your appearance.
I'm rating your argument the quality of it. But if
I were rating your appearance, that rant right there would

(01:00:33):
have dropped you another half point. Sweetheart. They feminists love
being called sweethearts. You guys know that feminists love it
when men call them sweethearts. So Hannah's wrong for a
slew of reasons, as always because I don't think she's
ever been right in her life. Pull her quote back
up there. I need to see what she said. So
the first thing you have to remember here is Taylor

(01:00:54):
Swift is the exception to the rule. Taylor Swift is
a billionaire superstar musician. Travis Kelce is also the exception
to the rule some multi millionaire super Bowl champion professional athlete.
If you follow the girl boss path into your mid

(01:01:15):
thirties and try to date a bunch of guys, girl,
I'm just gonna quote her, a girl boss your way
to the sun, buy a lot of cats, and refuse
to be anything other than a girl's girl, which I
don't even know what the hell that means. Ninety nine
percent of the time. If you do that into your
mid to late thirties, you die alone and childless. Do

(01:01:40):
not look at Taylor Swift and use her as an
example of what you should do, because she is the
exception to the rule. You you can take it down
listening to this right now, put it take it on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
This just makes the thing. It just makes me so happy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
You guys listening to this right now, Ladies that are
girl bossing your way through life, thinking that you're gonna
have the fairy tale ending, Taylor Swift did. I hate
to break it to you. The numbers ain't on your side.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
It is just such a fairy tale, as.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I'm ranting right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
It's but it's just it's just a fairy tale.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I'm happy for him. I'm happy that Trump created this economy.
We're not gonna cry on the air. We're not gonna
cry on the air. Okay. I wish we were doing
a bit right now. I wish we were doing a
bit right now. I know you called me. I wasn't home.

(01:02:46):
I thought we were being robbed. She calls me in tears.
I thought, okay, we're getting robbed? Or did the dog
get out? Is the house on fire? And then she said,
did you see the news? And I'm like, no, did
we get nuked?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
And it was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Taylor Swift, got you cage. I hung up the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I dried, gone my mom too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
She did an't answer the answer. You pull out chat GPT,
Chad GPT is always there for you. But Chad GPT,
you'll tell you no. No, she did not can't find
anything that said she got engaged. Lest it happened like
six weeks ago, but it's like I said, Taylor Swift
is you are not Taylor Swift. If you play those odds,

(01:03:30):
you will lose nine times out of ten. And we've
gone over the numbers on this show before. Your rate
of substance abuse, your rate of depression, and your rate
of suicide goes up astronomically if you lose that gamble,
and you probably will do what you want with your life.
I'm not going to point a gun at you and
tell you how you have to live. Don't listen to
people like Hannah who are clearly in denial about their

(01:03:51):
poor life choices. That's all I'll tell you. That's all
I'll tell you. Here's what I can't wait for. I
can't wait for Taylor Swift to get knocked up and
this bitch to have to come back on her and
eat crow. I can't wait for that. That's because she's
gonna handa might deactivate social media when Taylor Swift pops
one out. You know what I'm saying, it's uh, I

(01:04:15):
don't know. I don't know. Do you think they're gonna
pop a baby out? She probably got her eggs frozen, right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Oh, she's definitely got her eggs frozen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
We don't know this, We're just assuming, but all the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Big celebrities have their eggs frozen. True, She's they're gonna
pop one out for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
That's gonna create a baby boom this country hasn't seen
since the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
They're both like, they both just seem like they're meant
to be parents.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I can't see him as not being a dad. I
feel like, and I don't know, but I when I
look at him, I feel like that's the kind of
guy that like, that's a deal breaker for him, you
know what I mean, He's goofy and stuff like that. No,
I'm serious to be a baby boom, you'd have a
whole new generation of tradwives cosp because that's what you
said is if she weren't famous, she'd be on a

(01:05:03):
farm in Ohio somewhere with nine kids making bread.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Oh, she talked about sourdough for like twenty minutes on
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
On this show. Yeah, we did interview Taylor last week.
She has some very interesting opinions on the Jews. You
want to check that out. It comes on after Adam
Gotschall's interview. We gave Taylor the second slot Adam got
the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
They got engaged. After they did, after they recorded the podcast,
he was getting everything, he had people getting everything set up,
like while they were recording the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Could have done it here. We would have let him
do it here. That's here's my final message. Final message.
If you're a guy and you're dating a girl, you're
in your twenties, you've been together for over a year.
Clock just started ticking. Clock. You got not eight to

(01:06:00):
ten months to get that ring and get that question. Now.
You don't got to do anything spectacular. It's not what
she wants. She wants to be engaged. Like Taylor, Clock
started ticking Your uncle Caleb's just given you free game.
Have I ever steered the people wrong when I've given advice,
serious advice, specifically to young men. Have I ever steered

(01:06:23):
people wrong? No, It's usually pretty sound, and I'm always
pretty good with my advice because more often than not,
either it's mistakes I've made, her, mistakes people I've known
have made. This isn't anything from a personal experience. I
can just tell you where this is going to go next.
I can just tell you all these swifties wait till
they announce the wedding date. You're not gonna be able

(01:06:45):
to You're not gonna be able to book a VA
hall in this country or VFW hall in this country. No,
they're going to want to get married on the same
day as Taylor. The wedding's not gonna be live s,
but people are gonna want to get married. I said,
you're not gonna be able to get a VFW hall
in this country on that wedding day, telling you right now,

(01:07:08):
that's good. If you own a wedding venue, that's your
super Bowl right there. Everybody is gonna book. So hopefully
it's not in a Nebraska football game. Okay, let's go
to the next one. UK. We got some problems over there.

(01:07:29):
This is not the UK. You can pull it up
on your phone and look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
It was just a big dumb dumb with the friendship
bracelet and a dream.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
And yeah they're getting married, friendship bracelet and a dream.
And this Scottish girl with her axe. She doesn't have
a dream. But so we've got a Scottish girl and
her sister. I think they were twelve. Yeah, they're twelve
years old. The older one was no, sorry, fourteen. The
younger one was twelve, and there was a migrant from
the Middle East who we know have added so much

(01:08:00):
to the culture over in England, Scotland and Wales and Ireland.
Over there, they've made things so much better over there,
you know, like rape rates skyrocketing, violent crimes, muggings, stabbings,
things like that. They've they've added a whole lot to
the culture over there. But uh, we've got a migrant
approaches these girls and it's illegal to carry blades over

(01:08:22):
in the United Kingdom because they've been disarmed and cucked
out like livestock over there. But the migrant approaches these
girls and well, go ahead and see how the girl
responds to it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yes, you have a night? Why are you fucking your dogs?
So Sol the night?

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Sol the night?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
The night?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
So the knights sold the night. That's it, that's it,
So the night, so the night.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
Well, and you're just botted me, Yeah, yeah, sold I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I I loved him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
I love him to me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Don't talking hard. So the twenty eight year old migrant
is the one who's filming. Guess who got arrested the
twelve year old The twelve year old girl is the
one who got arrested. There, or excuse me, the fourteen
year old sorry, she is out on bail right now.
They have not dropped the charges, and they have arrested

(01:09:39):
the alleged attacker, twenty eight year old man of migrant background.
He's been charged with the tempted sexual assault of a minor,
but they arrested her because that's what happens. That's what happens.
I mean, they have imported. This is when we talk
about controlled demolish of a society. That's what's happening in

(01:10:01):
Europe right now. They've imported monsters who do not operate
under the same code of ethics we do. I hate
to say it that way, it's the truth. They don't
possess the same moral values we do. And then they
made it illegal to defend yourself from the monsters or
even criticize them in any way, shape or form. That's

(01:10:24):
how you destroy a society. And I'm seeing people on
the left, of course, defend this guy. She shouldn't have
had that weapon out, he was recording for his own safety. Okay,
first off, the little girls are screaming and crying there.
Let's throw all this aside. Let's throw the migrant status,
the racial aspect. Let's throw the knives everything aside. Let's

(01:10:48):
think about this from just a human being perspective. You're
a grown man. There is absolutely, under no circumstances, no
accept no reason for you to ever approach a fourteen
year old girl who you are not related to, or
you are not teaching in a classroom ever, ever, on

(01:11:13):
the street, ever. You're never allowed to do it. It's
never okay. I don't care if you're lost or starving,
go ask somebody else for directions, Go find something else
to eat. You don't get to talk to them. And
when they pull the knife out, she shouldn't have the knife.

(01:11:35):
She's twelve years old. It's sad state of affairs where
a twelve year old girl feels the need to carry
a knife around. Say the same thing I did about
Carmelo Anthony situation. There when they pull the knife out,
maybe that's the indication. Hey, I've clearly made these girls uncomfortable.
Should probably go away, probably leave them alone. Now I've

(01:11:55):
crossed the line. I mean, look, I'm a dude. We're
all dudes. We've been every dude listening to this has
been in a bar hit on a girl made it
clear she wasn't interested and gone, WHOA my bad. And
there's some that don't. And those guys are called creeps.
That's how it works, right, the ones that don't back off. Now,
if you pull your cell phone out and the girls twelve,

(01:12:18):
that doesn't just make you a creep. That makes you
a predator. That's the difference right there. A predator that
we should hang from a fucking bridge because you are
of no value to society. That's the problem here. And
that's the problem when you said, when you do exactly
as I said, you import a group of people that
view women as second class citizens, that view them as property.

(01:12:42):
And how dare that twelve year old girl turned down
my advances? She has no right to where I'm from.
And you know what, if you come from a place
that views women as that and you want to get
away from it, that's fine. That's your culture, that's where
you're from. The problem is is when these people don't assimilate.
Are a guest here. You follow our rules, not the

(01:13:03):
other way around. If you come into my house and
I say, can you take your shoes off in my house? No,
I think I'll keep them on, and you kick them
up on my coffee table. I'm gonna kick you out
of my house because you're a dick. And even though
the shoe thing is a really small thing, you've made
it clear that you have no respect for me and
no matter what I say, you're gonna do what you want.
So you've become an active threat. You can't follow the

(01:13:26):
norms and rules of my house. You gotta go because
it's only a matter of time until you continue to
up the annie, until you continue to escalate things, and
you become an active threat to me and my family.
So I have to kick you out of my house.
This is the same thing here, and this is one
hundred percent intentional what the leftists are doing, what the
Marxists are doing in the UK. You're watching what they

(01:13:46):
plan to do with us next. This is going on
all over Europe. Look at this. This is a politician,
an elected official in Switzerland, Switzerland. It's an image. She's
a refugee from in Switzerland. This is a picture of
her with a firearm. Right here, she's a Muslim politician

(01:14:09):
member of the Green Party. Sonsia Ahmeti took a picture
of Mary and baby Jesus and put twelve rounds with
a handgun through it. That's what they think of you.
These are the people they want to bring in. But
you're the problematic one. You're the closed minded bigot if
you criticize her for that. These are the rules that

(01:14:31):
the left has said on us. I don't make the rules.
That's just what they say. That's just what they say.
We have to be accepting of this, guys, other cultures.
I've said this on the air before, I'm gonna say
it again. Accepting of other cultures is different types of food,
different types of music, different types of wardrobe, dancing, religious practices,

(01:14:55):
things like that, things of that nature. Right, Like, for instance,
the Hispanic culture, big on family. It's not uncommon to
see three even four generations of people in a Hispanic household.
That's a cultural thing, that's their thing. That's how they
choose to live, and you know what, it saves them
a lot of money. Sometimes I've thought about doing it.

(01:15:18):
I realized I would probably someone would die. I don't
know who would kill who. But I don't think we
could live with my family in the same out do you, Mia?
Do you agree it wouldn't work? Mia would probably be
the killer in this situation. I don't know who should kill,
but it would be that's a cultural thing, right, Believing

(01:15:43):
that twelve year old girls should just have to put
up with your sexual advances. That's not culture. Throwing gay
people off of roofs, that's not culture telling women they
can't read, that's not culture. That is barbarous and it's savagery,
and it has absolutely no place in a polite society.

(01:16:05):
You should not be allowed in. If you refuse to
assimilate with our basic values, you gotta go. Sorry, bye bye.
I don't know what else to say. I mean, this
is a soft crusade in this country that you're watching,
and it's already worked in Europe. And I always tell
you this woke shit that the Marxist practice, it always

(01:16:28):
starts in Europe. That's the trial run they're willing to
put up with more than we are here. Starts in Europe,
makes its way over to Canada and then finally down
to us. It always goes that way. You're seeing, You've
seen it happen in Europe. It's actively going on in Canada,
and we're next dearborn Michigan, Minneapolis. I mean, it's all
over the place. And then they had the nerve because

(01:16:48):
the Trump administration updated their vetting process, updated their vetting
process to say that, hey, if you come into this country,
if you want to immigrate here and move to the
United State from another country, we're going to scan your
background and we're going to make sure that you don't
actively hate the United States. And the left is upset

(01:17:10):
about that. Why would you want to import a bunch
of people that hate the United States? More importantly, why
would those people want to come here? Why should no?
I'm sorry, it's not an open door policy. Your house
is in an open door policy. If I rang your
doorbell and said, hey, I fucking hate you, I can't

(01:17:32):
stand anything about you. Can I come in, you'd slam
the door in my face. Why would you want to
associate with me? Why would I want to associate with you?
If I came to your house telling you how much
I hate you and I can't stand everything about you
and everything you do is wrong, and then asked to

(01:17:55):
come in, wouldn't you start going Why does Caleb want
to come in my house? Does he maybe have some
bad intentions? Does he maybe plan to take some nefarious
actions against me? Maybe I shouldn't let him in. Maybe
he's somebody I can't trust because he's loudly in my

(01:18:18):
face telling me that I shouldn't trust him. Just just
maybe it's it's completely insane, and we're watching, actively watching.
I mean, you see, I'm not even gonna play the videos.
I'll put it up it. We're not gonna plan. You're
watching these videos of these people in Samala? Are these
people from Somalia come over here, run for political office
and then say we're running to represent Somalia. We're running

(01:18:42):
for the good of Somalia. You're not in Somalia. Go
I have no problem taking people from Somalia here. I
don't care. You're not in Somalia, though, if you want
to represent Somalia, go back to Somalia and run for
office in Somalia. Does Somalia not sound like a word anymore?

(01:19:06):
You shouldn't. I'm the second a politician, and I don't
care if it's Somalia, if it's Israel, if it's wherever.
The second a politician comes out Ukraine, comes out and
says that they're acting on behalf of another the interest
of another country. That should be the end of their career. Boom,
you're done. You don't get to hold office anymore. We
might even try you for treason. That's not your job.

(01:19:31):
I mean, there was once upon a time when there
were corrupt politicians acting on behalf of foreign governments, but
they tried to hide that. Now they're proud about it.
They're proud of it, they brag. And this is where
it goes. I played you that video that's going viral
in Scotland because I wanted to show you how it

(01:19:52):
ends if we don't wake up in the United States.
I don't want you to get violent. I'm not the
the a lunatic and his snuggie. I don't want people
to get violent. I truly don't. I don't. You have
to fight this spiritual battle day by day to maintain
your culture here in the United States. And that's not

(01:20:12):
a white thing. I'm not a white nationalist. American culture,
Western culture, civilization, regardless of what you look like, is
superior to anywhere else on the planet. I'm a firm
believer in that. And if you're willing to partake an
American culture, the culture where people can come from all

(01:20:32):
different types of backgrounds, and we may not agree with
their lifestyle, we may not agree with their beliefs, but
if they're not going to hurt anybody, we'll let them
do their thing and they'll be granted the same opportunities
to succeed as the rest of us. If you're a
believer in that, I don't care what you look like,
I don't care what your religion is. You're more than
welcome to come here. The problem is, there is a
sect of Islam, and it's not all Muslims. I want
to make that clear. There's a sect of Islam that

(01:20:56):
does not allow them to assimilate. It requires them to conquer.
And that's what you're seeing in Europe. That's what you're
seeing in the United States eventually, and that's where it
leads is you will have grown men attempting to sexually
assault young girls on the street, and those young girls
will be arrested for defending their little sisters. Welcome to hell. Okay,

(01:21:20):
speaking of the Muslims, that's a good segue there. Zoran
Mom Donnie, or as we're gonna call him now, Zoran
Mom scrawnie. I am never letting this go. As we know,
the Democrats have got a serious problem appealing to young men.
They just don't see the masculinity in them. Right. So

(01:21:43):
mom SCRAWNI he decided he was going to go to
a Men's Day rally. And at this Men's Day rally,
they had a bench press out in the middle of
the street. And you got a guy I don't know
if he's like a personal trainer or what. He says,
come on down here, crank a couple reps out. Zoron
is literally uncomfortable, does not want to do this, but

(01:22:09):
he does it anyway. Now, on each side there's a
forty five pound plate. Now I've heard some people say
it's twenty five or say it's forty five. You can
see it in the still it's a forty five pound plate.
And the bar's forty five pounds as well. So it's
one hundred and thirty five pounds. Right, Go ahead and
check out how well mister mom scrannie. We played Eric

(01:22:30):
Swallwell a couple of weeks ago, struggling with it, but
Eric pumped at a couple of times. Check out how
well mister mom scrannie puts up one hundred and thirty five.
That is how you move up in the pole.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
How you move up in the pole?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Yeah, how you move up in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Yeah, he doesn't even know how to hold it. Hands
are in the wrong place. It needs help getting it
off the rat go. Let go, let go, Let go,
look go. He needs a spotter to pull it up

(01:23:12):
for him. Let may get three, then may get three.
Spotter pulls it up the whole way. Okay, that's fine.
You can tell by the way he's holding it with
his hands off the grip that he's never lifted weights
before the spotter pulls it up twice. You can tell.
You can see the way the spotter's arms are moving.

(01:23:32):
He pulls it up. So that guy that was saying
this is how you move up in the polls, it
turns out it's not. Because ever since that video has
gone viral, I'm talking over one hundred million views, Zoron
went from winning in the polls by ten points to
losing by eleven. Mom Scrownie his opponents loser, you're a loser.

(01:23:57):
His opponents wasted no time either. Check this out as
it player's but they tweeted. Eric Adams and Andrew Cuomo
got right to it. Andrew Cuomo, it's easy to talk,
it's hard to carry the burden. This guy can't even
bench his own body weight, let alone carry the weight
of the of leading the most important city in the world.
Eric Adams posts a video himself wrapping the same weight,

(01:24:17):
sixty four versus thirty three, a lifetime of hard work
versus a silver spoon. The results speak for themselves. The
weight of the job is too heavy for Mom Scrotti.
The only thing he can lift is your taxes. That's
a death blow. That's a death blow right there, ruthless tweets.
I love to see it. I do. I do. So

(01:24:38):
here's the thing. Here's where he fucked up. Here's where
he fucked up. He should have said no, because, like
I said, it's clear he'd never lifted weights, and maybe
he underestimated how heavy it was going to be. I
don't know. He should have said no. He should have said,
my shoulders bomb, I can't I can't do it in

(01:24:59):
his dress clothes. I don't have a change whatever. He
should have found an excuse to not do it. It
would have been a two second story. We would have
made fun of it for a little bit on the
air maybe, and then moved on because the average voter,
I know, we joke about it on the show about
you should be able to bene at least two twenty
five to hold office. The average voter doesn't care how
much you bench press. They don't until they see that

(01:25:23):
you can't do it. I mean, if you're a man. Women,
that's not a big deal. If you are a man,
I mean, think about it. Do you think people elected
Donald Trump because they thought he could you know squat
three fifteen. No, people do not care, if you're a man,

(01:25:44):
about how much you can bench until you show them
that you can't. They don't care how physically strong you
are until you show them that you're physically weak and
they start to picture you. It's like, you know how
if you're a prosecutor, you're supposed to get the murderer
they're the defendant to hold them weapon so the jury
can picture him with the weapon and get that mental
image in their head. That's the reverse with politics. The

(01:26:08):
second these people now picture you someone who's going to
be the leader of an executive branch as his scrawnie weakling,
they start to doubt you. Remember when Hank Hill met
George W. Bush and found out that he had a
limp handshake and it he fled to Mexico so he

(01:26:28):
couldn't vote, or something like that. It's the same thing.
It's the same thing. So there was a guy, Michael Ducacus,
ran against George hw Bush and it probably wasn't going
to be a close race to begin with. But Ducaccus
posed for this picture in a tank and he just looked, goofy,

(01:26:49):
pull the picture of him up here, and there's Tim
Walls with a shotgun. Both of those guys just looked
out of place. They did not look like they were
supposed to be there. There was another guy in two
thousand and four, I think it was in two thousand
and two thousand and four ran for the Democrat nomination.
Went by the name of Howard Dean. Howard Dean had
a really strong showing early on in the primary and

(01:27:11):
became the favorite to win, and then at a rally
he did this, and I'm not kidding you, this moment
right here tanked his entire campaign. Go ahead, and then
we're going to watch it at DC to take back
the White House. That scream was played all over national

(01:27:33):
news networks. Now do you think the average voter when
they were going to vote in the Democrat primary and
whatever year that was, sat down and went, Man, I
wonder what Howard Dean sounds like when he gets excited
in screams. No, they didn't think about that, just like
the average voter up until now wasn't thinking how much
can zeron mom, Donnie bench? Now, that's all they're thinking about.

(01:27:58):
And this is ingrained in just thousands of years of
human evolution. Just instinct, doesn't matter what the circumstances are. Yes,
I understand it. And a leader of men right now
is different than a leader of men in five hundred BC.
You're sitting in an office versus leading a tribe as

(01:28:19):
a warlord. However, it has been ingrained in our DNA
for thousands of years. We do not want to elect
weak men, We do not want to be led by
weak men. There is some instinct that tells us men
who are physically weak, physically weak like that cannot lead us.

(01:28:41):
And that's what you're seeing here. You know, when Andrew
Cuomo tweeted that he didn't have to tweet a picture
of a video of himself benching because he didn't need to.
How much does Cuomo bench? I doubt Cuomo can put
one hundred and thirty five up more than once or twice.
Doesn't matter though, because Cuomo wasn't stupid enough to get
on the bench. Mom Donnie was Mom Donnie's egotistical narcissism

(01:29:06):
couldn't be set aside for a second to realize what
a grave mistake he had just made. Now do I
know if it's going to cost him the campaign? It's
way too early to tell. We got three months. That's
the only thing he's got going for him here. What
I do want to do, though, is I want to
issue the zoron mom Scrawny challenge. I want you guys
with a spotter, be safe, don't overdo it and hurt yourselves.

(01:29:27):
Always use precaution. I want to see how many times
you can put up one thirty five to failure with
a spotter. Have a spotter. If you get hurt doing
this because you're an idiot and did it alone, I
don't want to hear it. If you get hurt doing
this because you're too you're too weak to put one
hundred and thirty five up, I don't want to hear it.

(01:29:49):
If you're easily able to wrap one hundred and thirty
five multiple times, post the video in the debts based
with Caleb Salvator Facebook group will approve the posts of
you putting up one thirty five way down to your
chest and back up. I want to see how many
times you can do it. Let's get the zoron mom
scrawny challenge rolling on the Facebook group me. How many
times can you put up one thirty five two hundred times? Okay?

(01:30:15):
Arnold Schwartzenaker over here, that's I said it when we
were talking about Swallwell, I was average strength, middle of
the road in the football team, and I was wrapping
one hundred and thirty five pounds twelve times at fourteen fourteen.

(01:30:37):
This guy's weaker than a fourteen year old kid. I mean,
he's seriously New York City, your next mayor. He's got
the strength of a little girl. And he doesn't even
have the acts to carry around to stab the migrants with,
you know, like the girl in the video. He just
show he's a little bitch. He's a silver spoon, never
worked for shit, communist little bitch, that's all he is.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Probably trust her to protect me more than.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Oh one hundred percent to see, and that's the other thing.
Is a guy like that. I've seen guys like that
when the shit hits the fan and they're out with
their woman, that guy touchstail and runs. That guy's not
gonna fight. Whether he's got a gun or not, he's
not gonna fight. That guy's out of there. He might
try to help you get out, but he ain't gonna
stand his ground and protect you ever under any circumstances.
He's not gonna stand up for your city either. I

(01:31:22):
got a whole bunch of theories on or a whole
bunch of opinions on what that guy's gonna do. How
many times are they can put it up my shoulder.
I'm like, like sixty percent sure I'm gonna need shoulder surgery,
but I think I might do the mom scrawny challenge
before I go to the doctor. Just blow it out
one last time. I bet here. I bet I can

(01:31:44):
do it forty times. I bet I can do one,
thirty five forty times. Well, Eric on the on the group,
But then I gotta be that douchebag that records himself
at the gym. I don't know if I want to
do that. Either we'll do it for the show. Who
cares a good little tripod set it up, or record myself.
I bet I do it forty times, one hundred and

(01:32:05):
thirty five pounds. We'll see, let's go to the next
one here, which means I'm gonna shoot for fifty were
I doubt we're gonna have time to do all of them.
It's fine, though, we got thirty minutes. Gavin new Scum.
Gavin new Scum is trending all over social media, and

(01:32:28):
it might be because MGK released a new song about him,
his new anthem, We got a clip of it. We're
gonna play for you guys here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Never had a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Chance to be on Goddamn. No one grows old will
phone got down? Going through the motions all alone, god Down.
I can't lift this weight off on my shoulders.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
God Down.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
They like they forgot my city.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
God Down, Noah's City shot Come with me, got Down.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
I could fill the cracks in my bones. Got Down. See.
I don't feel like it's accurate enough because I don't
think he said goddamn quite as much as Newsom did.
I think it's a little bit short. But Newsom's been
upping his social media game, and he recently had this

(01:33:17):
quote in a conference that he gave pull it up,
wake up you or lose your country again. It's not
about democrats or but it's about all of us. You're
absolutely convinced. I'm absolutely eight. You've seen it. He's tried
to steal the last election. He tried to trying to
rig it in plain sight. So that's Gavin Newsom telling

(01:33:41):
you Trump's not going to allow there to be elections
in twenty twenty eight. Source trust me, bro I guess
I thought it was a threat to our democracy. And
you were a trader who belonged in prison if you
said that an election was stolen or someone was trying
to I guess the rules have changed, rules for THEE
but not for me. Just like now, it's not a
good thing if the uh DOJ goes after political rivals.

(01:34:04):
It's crazy how that works. Right? Can you put your
finger on what's off about this guy? Can you like
there's something almost uncanny Valley about him? I don't know
what it is. And I got a friend, Frico Saint
Cloud comes on the show Democrat involved in Democrat politics.

(01:34:28):
Texted him the other day. I said, what do you
think of Newsom? Because he's going off on a social
media and we'll play in a second. Said the guy's
a fucking loser. That's what he told me. Said, you're
trying to be Trump. There's one Trump That shtick doesn't
work when you're trying to copy him. You're trying to
troll him. Be a governor, be a statesman, be a leader,

(01:34:48):
show people why they should vote for you. And then
I said, Newsom feels like it's like, if you ask
chat GPT to create a political can create me the
perfect political candidate name recognition, slick talker, good looking guy,
executive branch right, governor of one, you know, the biggest

(01:35:11):
state in the country. On paper, he's perfect, but he's
the chat GPT candidate because you can tell something about
the guy is just off. It just doesn't you don't
know what it is. It's uncanny Valley. It's like, I said,
that deep instinct that we have from thousands and thousands
of years ago as humans. We can just tell when

(01:35:34):
something is off, and we don't know what it is necessarily,
but we know there's something in our gut that says,
don't trust that guy. We don't know what it is,
but we know he's bad news. So he's taking to
Twitter and he's like trying to imitate Trump. Pull this
first group a cluster of tweets up here, he tweets,
uh So, bed Bath and Beyond's making a comeback. They

(01:35:55):
got a new CEO, and the CEO recently said he's
not gonna go, he's gonna put locate. They're coming back.
They're gonna put locations in all forty nine states except California.
Newsom said, this isn't Newsome, this is his social media team.
After their bankruptcy enclosure of every store. Like most Americans,
we thought bet Or, we thought bed Bath and Beyond

(01:36:16):
no longer existed. It says, we wish them sorry, it's
hard for me to read from here. We wish them
well in their efforts to become relevant again as they
try to open a second store. So a guy says, hey,
your bullshit regulations and taxes make it too expensive to
do business there. The insurance rates are too high because

(01:36:38):
you've crippled that industry, and you won't arrest anyone that
commits shoplifting. We're not coming to your state, and your
response is to mock them. Not even the same ceo.
They're reviving a nationally known brand, talking thousands of jobs
for your state, millions of dollars in investment in your state,

(01:36:59):
millions of potential tax revenue in your state. You don't
have to agree with his reasons, but to come out
and mock him is a little ridiculous. You got another
guy w works with the Kennedy Center. Richard Grennel says's
so obvious Gavin Newsom is in the person actually tweeting
from his account. It's some new team he's hired who
has convinced him to step aside and let them try
something new Newsom replies, the Kennedy Centers Center's janitor caught us.

(01:37:22):
There you go. You can take that down. He's trying to
be like Trump, but it comes off as like an
edgy teenager. And the guy's right, it's not him tweeting.
There you go. You've already got an image problem. The
majority of the country sees you as a NEPO baby prick.
And what do you do. You mock janitors and tell
businesses that are gonna bring retail jobs to your state.

(01:37:45):
No thanks, you failed. We don't want you. We only
want winners here. We don't want to come backstory. Here's
more tweets from new scum. Tom McDonald, a rapper, tweets
Adham Dear Gavin Newsom, he has a song out. Newsom says, bro,
we get it, but he's not interested. Stick to grinder.
So the gay jokes are okay from the left? Is

(01:38:06):
that what we've established? Because South Park called Trump gay
and now Newsom's throwing gay jokes at this guy. Guy
does look okay, seems like a nice guy though, throwing
gay jokes at so So, I don't think people realize.
Tim Poole said, I saw on a clip on Twitter
the other day, the way the left has you has
decided to use gay slurs as an insult towards Trump

(01:38:31):
and other conservatives. He's actually a symbol that they've lost
the culture war. Five years ago, you would have lost
your job for making a joke like that. You were done.
Now the left that the same people that were doing
the canceling are the ones that are using those jokes.
And now read this crap? What is it's all caps?
What does this say? Mia? So?

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
It says the original tweet is White House officials turn
up the heat on Indiana. Read this and then it's quoted.
Not even JD just dance Vance can save Trump from
the disastrous maps war he has started. Not even his
eyeliner lines look as pretty as California map lines. He

(01:39:17):
will fail as he always does. Sad and I the
peacetime governor, our nation's favorite, will save America Woods.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
So he's he's clearly trying to be Trump, right, he's
mocking Trump, and I don't know. This is the vibe
I get here. First off, I'll tell you a couple
of reasons why Gavin Newsom's not going to be the
nominee in twenty twenty eight for the Democrats. Number One,
he's peaking way too early. It's twenty twenty five. All

(01:39:50):
this attention on him. He doesn't have the capacity or
the stamina to keep this up for the next three years.
He doesn't this is good. This gonna get old, and
people are gonna get tired of it, and all the
attention is gonna go away. And if he doesn't rebrand
and actually get serious, he'll be done. And I don't

(01:40:12):
he's not campaigning right now like someone who wants to
get serious. He's campaigning like he wants to promote a
podcast after he leaves office, which he's already doing. He's
campaigning like he's he wants to build a brand. I
don't think he wants to be president. I don't think
he's serious about it. I could be wrong. I could
be wrong. The other reason I don't think he went,

(01:40:38):
oh what the fuck? The other reason I don't think
he is. I just don't think you can sell this guy.
I just don't think you can sell this guy to
the average voter. And I think the Democrats know that.
I think they know that Gavin Newsom, You're not going
if it's Newsome bands, you're not going to be able
to take Gavin Newsom to coal miners in Pennsylvania and

(01:41:00):
blue collar union guys in Wisconsin and sell that he's
not electable outside of the coasts, because those are the
people he represents, the coastal elites. I don't care how
many times he says goddamn on the Sean Ryan podcast
and how many times he lies about his fucking upbringing
claims he was poor when his dad was a lawyer
for one of the biggest oil companies in the world.

(01:41:21):
I don't care. Those people are gonna see right through
that shit. And it's like I said that, the blue collar, Midwest,
salt of the Earth people do not care if you're
not one of us. They elected Donald Trump. The difference
is they just want you to be authentic. There's no
doubt that that is who Trump is. Nobody would act

(01:41:43):
the way Trump does as a bit. They wouldn't do
that as a con Trump is unhinged, and they will
respect him for it. He's a straight shooter. They don't
care that you're a Nepo baby from the West Coast.
What they care is that you insult them by by
trying to behave as some type of caricature that you're

(01:42:03):
consultants who are also cost elitists. Nepo babies as well.
Most likely told you was how they acted. That's the difference.
So it becomes a question of who's more electable at
this point, who's electable. Pete Budajeg is the name I

(01:42:25):
keep seeing, former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, got some
weird ties to the CIA. I can't imagine Pete Budajeg
is your guy. And I'll tell you why is he's gay.
And that's not my personal bias or anything. I'm giving
it to you straight. He's gay. Now, gay marriage has

(01:42:46):
like seventy percent approval in the country. But what you
have to realize is there's a difference between seventy percent
of people saying I'm okay with two guys down the
street getting married as long as they leave me out
of it, and I'm okay with two guys that are
married in the World House. There's a difference. Seventy percent
of the people. What do I see you nodding along

(01:43:07):
over there?

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
People aren't gonna want to first.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Man, no, no, first gentleman, firman no. Those seventy percent
of those seventy percent of people, I bet forty five
percent of them are okay with it. And here's the
other problem. There's two demographics that democrats have to One
they have to carry at a certain percentage, and one
they have to win because it's becoming a swing demographic.
It's black people and Latinos, both of those cultures historically

(01:43:36):
not too fond of the gays. They may vote Republican,
they may vote third party, they may stay home, but
they ain't gonna vote for you if you nominate Pete Boudaget,
because they like I think about people like my grandma.
There's a perfect example who's finally starting to come around
to the gay thing. Right, it's not against them getting married.

(01:44:00):
He's curious, right, One could say she's not too upset.
She's she's finally resided or resigned herself to the fact that,
you know what, two guys are gonna get married. I'm
not a fan of it. It's against my religion, but
I'm just gonna let it go. It's not a big deal.
She ain't voting for him. She ain't voting for him.

(01:44:22):
So you've already got thirty percent that doesn't even approve
of your way of life. And then you've got another
twenty to thirty percent that isn't as off put about
it as they once were, but they still ain't comfortable
with it because they think about the seventy percent of
people that said they approve a gay marriage. How many
of those people, let's let's not even talk about something
as drastic as the president. How many of those seventy

(01:44:44):
percent of people would did approve a gay marriage, wouldn't
be bothered a little bit if they had a gay son.
Probably half of them, just being honest, just being honest,
I mean, that's one of the issues. I go liberal
and I don't fucking care if you're gay, and I'm
not one of the people that wouldn't vote, Like if
there was a gay guy that was qualified for the office.
Like Scott Bessett, I'd vote for him. I think Scott

(01:45:07):
Presler has done a phenomenal job. I'd vote for Tim Dillon,
not Pete Boudaget because he's a creepy Cia Spook. I'm
just talking about the general Republican who's electable. I'm giving
you free game. I'm giving you free game. The next day,
everybody says is JB. Pritzker. He's a billionaire, he's a
governor of Illinois. He's gotten his name out there a lot.

(01:45:27):
He's got the name recognition, got the money, big state
executive branch, checks all those boxes. Here's the thing, though,
it's gonna sound superficial. He's a fat, fucking slob. JB
stands for Jaba as in Joba the hut. Look at
this guy. Pull the picture of a JB. Pritzker. It's
a the bottom there. Look at this guy. Who's gonna

(01:45:47):
vote for that? It's disgusting. I'm serious, he's nasty. Who
are women going to vote for him? Or jd Vance?
Because people vote for who they find more attractive. They
do people, they may not admit it. Men do the same.

(01:46:08):
Men will do the same thing. But I'm talking between
two guys heterosexual women and gay men. Maybe think about it.
You're on the fence, you're not just like the home
team gets a signed a three point advantage when you're
betting fit, when you're betting in the sports book, the
attractive guy is gonna get a couple of bias points. Naturally,
people like to see good looking people. Am I right?
Or am I right? Who's gonna vote? Who's gonna find

(01:46:34):
that guy more attractive than Marco Rubio?

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
I know, I just like saw a picture of them,
and I was told to vote, just based on a picture,
I'd vote for JD. Van.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Well, we know how you feel about JD.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter because I love JD.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Van. Yeah, we know how you feel. You love you
some JD Veyan.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
I have a big head.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Yeah, she's Vance wears the pants, so she wants Vance
in her pants. You know, that's that kind of thing.
But that's the reality of it is people are going
to when the when it's closer together, it doesn't matter
as much. But when the looks are that far apart,
you're going to naturally assign a little bit of bias
to somebody who's more attractive. They don't have anybody. Guys,

(01:47:22):
they're talking a bunch of shit. They're pounding their chests.
They don't have anybody. Half the country immediately will not
vote for Budachet. JB. Pritzker is a fat slob and
a billionaire, which loses him a lot of credibility with
his bass. Gavin Newsom is impossible to sell in Ross

(01:47:46):
Belt States AOC. Here's the thing about AOC. She's got
the same problem Kamala Harris does. Is everyone talked about
men were too sexist to vote for Kamma has and
they wouldn't. They'd never vote for a female president. Here's
the thing about that. It's not the men, you know

(01:48:07):
who really didn't like Kamala Harris, who really didn't like
Kamala Harris, who she massively underperformed with Hillary Clinton outpaced
her by a country mile. It was female voters. Because
women don't like the stereotypical dumb female politician. They find

(01:48:31):
it insulting, the ditsy idiot that is maybe or maybe
not drunk on stage twenty four to seven. They don't
want to vote for them because there's already you know,
we hear about this glass ceiling and all that, and
women in politics already have enough hurdles to deal with.
They don't want to be painted as an idiot, and
that's what Kamala Harris and AOC both do. So yeah,

(01:48:53):
they'll win their they're liberal women, man.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
A proud ignorant woman.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
It's a good one. They'll vote. So the liberal women
will vote for him no matter what. But the women
that are on the fence not going to vote for him.
The conservative women gonna come out and droves to vote
against them. The only people that dislike stupid women more
than men are other women? Am I right about that?

(01:49:19):
Or am I right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Honestly, it doesn't matter who runs as long as JD.
Vance runs. I don't care who else.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Oh yeah, A Vance could come out and say he's
going to put her in prison, but she'd like to
be chained up by JD. Vance, So maybe that might
be a selling point for him. You know, that's I mean,
I don't know, I don't know. It's uh, President Newsom,

(01:49:51):
what can you do. Let's go, let's skip the Trump one.
We'll go to Southwest Airlines. We'll end it on this one.
Southwest Airlines has got a new policy in place. So
for the longest time, used to if you were all
morbidly obese and you seeped over on the plane seats
right and in the aisle, you had to buy a

(01:50:14):
second seat, And when the plane landed, after everybody got off,
they figured out, hey, that plane wasn't actually full. We
still had tickets available. Sometimes they'd give you your money back
on that ticket. Well, they're doing away with that one,
so it says Southwest Airlines rolling out a new seating
policy targeting obese passengers who take up more than one seat.
Under the change will now be required to purchase an

(01:50:36):
extra ticket, and refunds may no longer be generated or guaranteed.
Plus size activists off long pushback, arguing their bodies aren't
the issue at all, but rather the airline seats are
simply too small. Yeah, I'm sure that's what it is.
We get a fat activist here posted a video and
here's what she had to say. My body isn't the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:50:56):
Assistance we're forced to buy your seats or sneeze into
a space that wasn't exact your body.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
It's not just in commedia. It's the humanizing.

Speaker 5 (01:51:04):
This isn't a luxury it's a basic human right to
travel with dignity.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
This plus sized woman believes it's a basic human right
to travel with dignity, and she's standing up for change.
With every journey, Jalen challenges the uncomfortable reality. She's standing
up for change. How long is she gonna stand till
her knees buckle? That's the question there?

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
Can I just say no, it's not a basic human right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
No, it's a luxury. It is to fly through the air.
It's not a basic human right. They're not denying you
the right. They're saying if you take up two seats,
you have to pay for the second seat. I mean,
could you imagine being someone on a full airliner that
has to sit next to her and she takes up
two seats, so I gotta get squashed basically, that's what

(01:51:52):
you're telling me. How is that fair to me? I
didn't treat my body like a landfill, and I'm the
one who gets to suffer here. I mean, how insane
is that? It's it's not about Trump. What are you
talking about dignity? You have no dignity, You have no
respect for yourself if you let yourself. Can I say

(01:52:14):
it should be illegal to be that fat. Truly, it
should be illegal to look like that as long as
there's a starving child in this country. If you look
like that, you should go to jail until you lose weight.
What are you gonna say, forgot? Forgot? You were just mesmerized.

(01:52:36):
Her gravitational poll brought you in there.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
There's something about the planes. Oh, if you're gonna complain
about the sizes, get a private plane.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
Yeah, for you, you don't have to fly other people. Yeah,
other people should not have to suffer because if your poor,
yes poor life, sit in.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
First class where the seats.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
Are there, you go pay more, be a nicer ride too.
So I've heard, I mean this is their last last resort.
You know. There was a video RFK Junior and Pete
Hegset issued a challenge to do one hundred push ups
and fifty pull ups in ten minutes. So you've got
all these articles coming out about how that's actually bad

(01:53:23):
for you to do push ups and pull ups. Just
just unhind shit. They were saying the Nazis were actually
the ones that were into physical fitness. Totally unhinged. My
favorite one though, is you've got these three hundred pound
tubs of lard commenting on Pete heg Set's pull up form. Oh,
that wasn't the right form. The only form you know

(01:53:46):
is forming your mouth around another donut. You piece of shit.
Talk about form to me on a pull up, you
fat piece of shit. He's left that one, always left
that one. This is just such an It feels like
this comes up like once a year, doesn't it. When
it's there, just wasn't enough to jam into the news

(01:54:06):
for a week. We got to talk about airlines and
fat people and how oppressed they are. The worst thing
that's happened into them is something that's totally self inflicted
by the way. Look, I get people have medical conditions
and that makes it sometimes more difficult to lose weight
or whatever. Most people, myself included, could probably afford to
lose ten pounds. I get it, right, I understand. Those

(01:54:28):
aren't the people I'm talking about, though. It's a very
very small segment of the population that needs to sit
in multiple seats on an airline, and your right stop
where mine begin. I have the right to not get
squashed on an airplane. Therefore, you must pay for a

(01:54:51):
second seat. It's that simple, you know. When I was
on my plane. I was coming back and on the
way to Denver, which is where my layover was, and
then on the way back from Vegas last week. Both
times flights were empty, not empty, but really really low,

(01:55:13):
and I got a full road to myself twice. It
was really nice. It was really nice. And I was
telling me a hold on, excuse me. I was telling
MIO and was watching a show Mayor of Kingstown, and
there's a scene in a strip club and this show
they just got full on naked chicks. I didn't know
that was a thing. Flight attendant comes walking over and

(01:55:35):
I had I thought. I was worried. They're gonna think
I'm like watching porn in my seat, you know, because
I got my legs kicked up and whatnot. They're like,
what is this pervert doing here? But Southwest, this is
what it reminded me of. Southwest is going to shit,
going to shit. They've basically just become a more expensive
spirit because you got to pay extra for everything. Like

(01:55:56):
I'm on it, Like I'm already on Southwest, so I'm
not plurging on my airline ticket already. To start to
kick things off, right, we can already establish that you're
gonna make me have a sign, seating and pay for
every checked bag. I'll just fly spirit and risk my life.

(01:56:17):
I'll roll that. I I'm going to Vegas anyway, why
not gamble with my life on the way there. Start
the trip off right, right, Mia, get the trip roll
in the right way. That's been our show. Do you
have anything you want to say before we get out
of here? Congratulations to Southwest Airlines, the Kardashians, the Trumps. Yes, yes,

(01:56:47):
Congratulations to Taylor and Travis. I'm very, very happy that
Donald Trump helped negotiate the deal to get this done.
This would not have happened without President Trump. That has
been our show. We will see you on Wednesday for
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