Texas Shakes Up the House, Liberals LOSE It On Mike Flood, & Right Wing E-Girl Civil War Starts

Texas Democrats hold up quorum on a special session to stop state redistricting.  Mike Flood has the Democrats pants in a wad, but for what this time?  If that's not enough, wait until you hear about the new outrage.  Not even That's Based can make this up.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It doesn't take much to trigger a child's imagination. You
know what they're thinking. Every youngster goes through it when
they visit an airport. Little Jimmy, he's the pilot, handsome
in his tailored uniform, the leader, confident, poised, and ready
to take the big jet anywhere in the world. Kathy,
she's the airline's stewardess, filling the traditional woman's role of

(00:43):
caring for the wants and needs of the passengers. Dreams. Well.
We tell our children that dreams like these can be
achieved with a little luck and a lot of hard
work for some children, perhaps, but it can never be
more than a dream. For Kathy nor Jimmy. We'll never
have the opportunity to reassure an anxious passenger. Jimmy will

(01:04):
never operate the complicated controls of a big jetliner. For
Kathy and Jimmy are mentally retarded.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
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call me out. The red face of white Supremacies back
with us finally here on this Monday show. Is it

(02:41):
good to be bad? Or excuse me, Saturday show? Is
it good to be back on the weekend show?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Have you learned anything new since you've been gone?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Not?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really, nothing of value to the.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Show, Nothing of value to the show.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Nothing at all. Well, I learned something new today and
this is local news. You're in Omaha. We got a
lot to talk about. We're going to change the structuring
of the show a little bit and see if it
flows a little bit better or if we should go
back to the old way we were doing things. But
this week we are instead of doing a lead topic,
we're gonna do current state of the Left than store

(03:17):
brand TMZ. Then we're just gonna hop into trending this week,
and we're going to basically in terms of which stories
have been the biggest, report on those first and work
our way down the ladder. So it's gonna be one
less segment than we normally do, but it should be
the same amount of time. I'm just streamlining the process.
We're going to see if that makes the show flow
a little bit better. Well, we got this, but first off,

(03:40):
we got this news here locally. This is in Omaha.
Somebody set me this and I had to verify it
to make sure this was a real headline and I
wasn't being punked. But it says right here. Three News
now KMTV Omaha. Blackstone bar forced to change name as
it violates it's Nebraska barber law. Did you hear about this?

(04:04):
There's the bar in Blackstone, which is an up of
the area of Omaha for those of you that are
out of the area. And I don't like going over there.
I used to like going when I was younger. It's
not my speed. You know, I'm not even thirty years old.
If I walk into a bar in Blackstone, I'm immediately
one of the five oldest people that's not working at
the bar. Not my play, not my style anymore. But

(04:27):
so this says here. A Blackstone bar called the barber
Shop could face legal trouble for its name because it
does not offer haircuts. The Nebraska Board of Barber Examiners
has determined the establishment is violating state law by using
barber shop in its name without a license to provide
barbering services. I don't know about Yumiya. When I pay

(04:50):
when I pay our absurd amount of property tax, and
when I pay for sales tax every time I buy anything,
or when I pay income tax to the state at
the end of the year, I don't know about you.
I'm happy that they're using my money to fight the
real fight like this, the good fight here to go

(05:12):
after the tough issues that nobody else wants to tackle,
but the things that keep us safe. I mean, I
would hate for somebody to walk in there thinking they
were gonna get a haircut and they walk out, you know,
blackout drunk. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't sleep at
night knowing this, And I'm just glad they finally decided

(05:33):
to knit this issue into But I don't think they
should stop here. We should go after every bar in
town with an ironic name. There's a bar off like
ninetieth and fort Street called the Library, and I think
we should shut them down too, because I'm worried that
people might go in there hoping to check out a
book on English lit and then they get like a beer,

(05:56):
flight of craft beers. It just totally confuses. What about
beach house. Beach house isn't on the beach. Should we
find beach house as well? How far are we going
to take this thing? How far? You know what we
should do? We should open up our own bar and
call it. I Caleb Salvator am a practicing medical doctor.
That'll be the name of the bar, and we'll see

(06:19):
what they do. I Caleb Salvator. I'm a licensed financial advisor.
I'm not, by the way, I Caleb Salvator. I'm a
licensed financial advisor. Everything you hear from me should be
taking his gospel, and you should invest your money according
accordingly LLC. That'll be the name of our bar. What
do you think you know.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
What they should do?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
They should offer haircuts for like three hundred dollars. Yeah,
so no one will ever actually go in and get
a haircut.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, you gotta get a barber's license.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
They'll get one. They'll hire a barber that's also or
the higher bartender that has like a barber's license. Yeah,
so they have that, but they'll offer haircuts.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Which is very common. You can find those anywhere bartenders
with licenses to cory.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
I mean a bartender that's just looking for something to
do on the like on one night a week, you know,
So they'll offer it.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It could make a spectacle.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, they'll offer it, but no one's gonna actually go in.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
There and use that service. But it's gonna be offered.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah there, I mean, yeah, five hundred dollars. They might
be able to turn this into some good publicity. This
this government overreach, I mean, what a joke. They have
nothing better to do with their time than go after
a bar named the barber Shop. Here's the worst case scenario.
The worst case scenario is you've got some guy who's

(07:52):
in the Blackstone area and looks in his rear view
mirror in his car and goes, huh, I really could
use a haircut right now. So since he's in Blackstone
and the streetcar project has decimated that area, it would
have done less damage to carpet bombit. He's going to
drive around for thirty minutes looking for a parking spot

(08:13):
that's not gonna be there. He's gonna have to park
half a mile from the place. He'll walk up to
the barber shop, go walk inside, and go, oh man,
this is a bar. What do you mean you guys
don't cut here. That's legitimately, that's literally the worst thing
that's going to that could possibly happen from this bar
being named the barber shop. And maybe the guy will

(08:35):
be a little aggravated and annoyed, or maybe he'll just
have a good laugh about it and tell his wife
at dinner tonight. But either way, no one's gonna die,
no one's gonna lose money, nothing. At the absolute worst
case scenario is this might be a slight inconvenience for

(08:56):
somebody who doesn't bother to use Google Maps, But the
local guy's got to do what they do best and
get involved here.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I mean, I can see my dad doing I could.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
See your dad doing that. Just walking in. He wouldn't
say anything. He just looked confused. I could see that.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
He wouldn't say anything either. You just walk in with her.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I could just see that look on his eyebrow raises
and he just walks, looks around and just gets like that.
He like cocks the right side of his mouth up,
looks around, and just walks back out the door. I
can see your dad doing that. Absolutely I could. Oh boy. Okay. Well,
like I said, we're changing up the u the flow
of the show today. We're gonna see how that goes.
We kind of experimented with it when we had to

(09:40):
do a quicker, condensed show with Monty Scott last Saturday. Again,
I apologize, which I don't do often on this show.
I do apologize. I was off my game. I had
a brick of Chinese of General Sow's chicken sitting in
my stomach. I wasn't drunk, I wasn't high. I wasn't
burnout and ready to quit or anything like that. I

(10:01):
was convinced that I was dying. I was convinced that
it was worse than just my food not digesting. I
was worried it was like diverticulitis or something like that.
But I'm good now. I haven't had anything. We had
burgers tonight, so I'm good. Okay. So we got a
lot to talk about this week. We're going to talk
about this redistricting going on in congressional districts all over

(10:24):
the country. We're going to talk about this Nazi salute
craze that has taken the Internet by storm. Ever since
the Sydney Sweeney thing, and we're going to talk about
the conservative female influencers are in the middle of a beef,
a petty beef. Maybe they'll even take a page out
of my book and throw some misinformation in there as well.

(10:46):
We've got Mike Flood, a congressman. He's my former congressman.
Mike Flood is in the news. Donald Trump is bringing
back something very important, very important to our schools. We've
got the King of the Hill speaking of things that
are very important, the King of the Hill reboot. We're
going to react to a Cracked dot com article on that,

(11:07):
some updates on mortgages, and then just something fucking disgusting
that's come into the news this last week, and it's yeah, well,
if we got time, we'll talk about that one as well.
But first off, let's gop into the current state of
the left. Show it excuse me, it's ma'am all right.
This week on the current state of the Left, it's
time to play our favorite game, which liberal most belongs

(11:30):
in a mental institution? Remember the rules. All liberals belong
in mental institutions, but by rule, one of them must
belong in one more than the others. So we've got
three contestants today. This first one comes, so you know,
it's election season. It's just like Halloween. Remember Halloween. When
we were kids, nobody really started talking about Halloween until

(11:53):
October first, and then when we got into high school,
it kind of became September first, and then somewhere in
like the late twenty tens, it kind of became like
August first. And then this year, I was at the
grocery store on July fourth, July fourth, we walked into
Walmart because we forgot our lawn chairs for a party

(12:13):
we were going to. July fourth. We walk into Walmart
and they've got the rees's pumpkins in Halloween decorations out already.
So it just starts sooner and sooner election seasons, the
same way you start to get these text messages earlier
and earlier. These midterms aren't going to be for another
year and a half year. In three months, and we're

(12:36):
already getting text messages. People are announcing sooner than they
used to. It's just prepared to be annoyed about elections
and totally burnout on politics year round. That's no longer
going to be a couple months out of the year
during even years. But we've got this campaign text got
sent out. Check this one and pull. It's just an

(12:56):
image here. This is a campaign text in Massachusetts, and
this is one of these automated bot texts that they
send out to thousands of numbers in the district. Here's
what it says, Austin. So the person who got this
was obviously named Austin Austin. I'm trans. What a way

(13:16):
to sell yourself right off the bat. I'm Beth Andreas Beck.
I'm non binary, age gender queer, a software engineer, and yes,
I love how a software engineer is thrown into one
of these things is not like the other. And this
month I announced I'm running as a Democrat for Congress

(13:36):
in Massachusetts sixth district. I love how he he lee.
She leads with what's between her legs. That's where we start,
not my qualifications, not what I'm gonna do to make
your life easier, not this is my view on X,
Y and Z, this is what's wrong with the country.
I'm trans that that's what we start with here, that's

(14:01):
where we start. You know, this kind of looks like
a butch. Keith Scott from One Tree Hill who absolutely
Keith Scott had that bullet coming in One Tree Hill,
by the way, absolutely had it coming.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I have a whole conspiracy theory about that. So that's
our first contestant is Beth Beth, i'mreas Beck. Our second
contestant is well we all we hear all the time,
especially after the election in November, about how the left
needs to find their Joe Rogan, They need to find
their Jordan Peterson. They need to find that guy who

(14:39):
connects with young men, who reaches them and speaks to
them in their language. It wasn't Tim Walls. They tried that,
but I think they found it with this guy right here.
Go ahead, check us out. Yeah, prow the uh we
are proud like way are row yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Way yeah prow way yeah way yeah the w where
like way.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Up well where like.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's got to be Bernie Sanders' bastard son, right that's
uh that that's the there it is right there, miya.
I think the left has found there Andrew Tait right there,
that could be him. That that's the type of guy
that thinks Tim Walls is an alpha male. I mean
they get post, they post. Look I'm trying, I'm not
gonna make fun of the guy too much because I

(15:33):
kind of I didn't really watch that full video, and
I'm kind of worried there's actually something wrong with him.
Should we revert back to the opening.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Cliff, Yeah, I think there's something.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I saw about half a second of that guy.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, and now I feel like it's definitely something wrong
with him.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, he votes Democrat, That's what's wrong with him. But
how much is wrong with him? He's conscious enough to
get out there and and protest on behalf of a
political cause. He's got to be sent enough, right. I mean,
we're not punching all the way on the floor here
at somebody with like down syndrome. You might have some
physical disability, but he's mentally coherent. I feel like he's
fair game. I feel like if I'm not gonna fight somebody,

(16:12):
but I feel like, if you can come on here
and defend yourself verbally, I feel like you should be
fair game. I don't know now, not everyone defends themselves
verbally as well as others do. Some people like Rico
Saint Cloud come on here and they disagree with me,
and we joke and we have coherent arguments and spirited debates,
but at the end of the day, we're still friends.

(16:34):
And sometimes we bet Starbucks on politics and I win,
by the way, and then other times people come on
here and they claim to be the son of God resurrected.
It just kind of depends on what type of lunatic,
whether or not we're dealing with a lunatic, it really
depends on that. So that's our second contestant, who I
think we're going to eliminate just to play it safe
from who belongs in the mental institution. This is the

(16:56):
third one here, and this girl, this gal right here,
is very confident in her looks, and she's gonna tell
you that.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
I just saw a video that apparently Republicans think that
the people who are criticizing Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans
ad we're all just jealous of her. And I just
have to say, from my point of view, I am
not jealous of Sydney Sweeney. I don't have to be famous,
and I don't have to pedal brands that are awful,

(17:29):
like they're bad taste, like not cute at all, And
I get to do that from the comfort of like
my beautiful front forge drinking my maucha this morning, and
I get to wake up every day being me, and
I like me.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Hopefully it's a sugar free matchic one of your which
one of her chins do you think she likes the most?
She's not jealous, though, Do you know who makes videos
say or do you know who's not jealous? The least
jealous people on the planet are the people who make
videos talking about how not jealous they are of other people. Look,
I wouldn't want Sydney Sweeney's job. It's probably really hard

(18:04):
to walk around with sloth eyes in your tits out
all day. I wouldn't want that. With that said, though,
it's okay to admit that she's better looking than you. Also,
who are you to come on here and talk about
bad like I'm far from mister fashionista here, but who
are you to come on here and talk about bad
taste when you're dressed like a sixty seven year old

(18:27):
man in Vegas? Was that not what that shirt was
giving right there? As the kids say, I.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Think she was wearing pajamas.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Even better, even better? So you're just a TikTok version
of the people from countcl Bluffs that walk into the
gas station in their cookie Monster pajama pants. That's basically it, right.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I think she's just jealous because she can't fit into
American eagle clothes.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
That's what an American does. American eagle not make clothes
for the fats.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't know, I know, I don't know how far up.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
They go, how far up they go? Yeah, I like,
I don't think American eagles tasteless.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, they're clue. I like American.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Eg a lot of American eagle stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Yeah, I don't know how far up they go though,
not so I guarantee Swidney, Sydney Sweetey's porch has a
lot better view.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, that's the one thing you have on Sydney, Sweety
is your porch. Oh no, what's she gonna do in
front of her heated pool? You know what I mean? Like,
that's that's I'm surprised, you know what. Give it up
to the craftsman that built that porch though, because it
hasn't collapsed yet with as much time as she's been
spending on it, you know what I mean? That's no.
I think American eagle Like, look, American eagle. I think

(19:42):
that's the best pair of jeans you can get without
spending an absurd amount of money on it, if they're
a little bit more than what you're gonna get at
other retailers. But like, no, it's it's like American Eagle jeans,
the flex air Flex. I don't even know what they're called.
I'm not going to pretend to My wife doesn't dress
by the way, no one said she did. But I've

(20:03):
got personal things in private. My wife doesn't fucking dress me.
I want to make that clear to anyone who might
have a vested interest in that. But the the American Eagle,
it's like air flex genes. You put those on and
they they're not they're genes, but they feel like you're
wearing sweatpants, and it's the best of both worlds. You

(20:23):
can go out in public, look nice, feel trashy. That's
gonna be our motto. That's been our intro segment. Stay tuned.
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(21:28):
we got a couple different things to get into. First off,
I'm seeing a TikTok trend go viral. Like I said,
fourth of July is over, which means that Halloween season
is officially started. And the TikTok trend that's going viral,
or at least on my feed. And I'm seeing tens
of thousands of views on this stuff, so that's close
enough to viral for my standards. But the trend that

(21:53):
I'm seeing is people my age, people who grew up
in the late nineties and two thousand, are complaining that
Halloween and just holidays in general, but specifically Halloween doesn't
feel like it did when we were kids. And I
see all this complaining about how everything's been corporatized in

(22:18):
the trunk retreat and blah blah blah blah blah. It's
just ruined the spirit a Halloween, and then that carries
over to Christmas. And my favorite part about this is
I'd be willing to bet two thirds of the people
that I've seen complaining about this are parents. And it's like, hey,

(22:40):
I know my generation has a real problem with what
some of us call adulting. I don't use that word,
but I know that's the word they use. They have
a real problem because they've been they want to be coddled,
and they have their parents go to job interviews with
them and things like that. But with that said, you're

(23:01):
the parent now if you think the trunk or treating
is bad if you think that's stupid and it's killing
the point of Halloween, which I agree with. By the way,
take your kid to whatever neighborhood's handing out candy and
have them walk up the street. Don't do this bullshit
where you drive, where you drive your fat little kids

(23:26):
from door to door and have them go pick up candy.
Am I talking about this shit too soon? It's just
bothering me right now. Don't do that because if you
send that fucking kid to my house, I'm gonna turn
their happy ass around and they're not getting any candy.
I did that last year, and then the mom got
upset with me and she rolled up to my door

(23:49):
in her wheelchair and gave me a piece of her mind.
And I was a huge asshole for it. But I
stand on business and I'll make those kids walk back
in her roll up again this year too. I'm standing
you're on business. You pull up to my house and
you make your kid instead of making your kids walk
the neighborhood, you pull up in a car. Your kids

(24:10):
ain't getting shit, and I'm gonna throw an egg at
your car. We're gonna start doing that this year, I'm
gonna start throwing stuff at you guys. Bring it on.
I know the fatties aren't gonna come back and throw
stuff in my car. They'll eat the eggs before they
get to my house. I'm not worried about that. Or
they'll put them in cookies and bake them or something
like that. What do you think MEA should we bring
the old versions of holidays back? I do agree with

(24:32):
the sentiment.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, I mean you mean with like walking.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Not just that, just just the okay, perfect example. When
you walk in and you look at the decorations for
Halloween versus the decorations that we saw when we were kids,
I'm sorry. The shit we grew up with was way better,
way better. Everything looks like it's been designed on some
stay at home wine mom, Etsy store. Every Halloween decoration

(25:02):
you see in stores as a matter, if you go
to Walmart or Target or TJ, it doesn't matter. They
all look like that. There's no fun in it, there's
no creativity. Minimalism is killing creativity in this country. And
I hate to make it seem like it's a bigger deal,
but it really is. It's minimalism. When you look at
the way McDonald's was when we were kids versus what
McDonald's looks like now. It's sad. It's this like corporate

(25:25):
Soviet brutalist hellscape. And I'm not even being dramatic. It's
like if they took all it's not a McDonald's's, Burger King, Wendy's,
all of them. It's like they took all of the
fast food restaurants and all the things we associated with
when we were kids, and they said, hey, let's kill
everyone who looks at this is spirit and that's gonna
be our architectural design. And that's what they did. I mean,

(25:49):
So there's a word for it. It's called brutalism, right
because people call minimalism. But the way you see a
lot of these places that, if you don't quote unquote modernized,
it's called brutalism. And Eastern Europe being countries, you see
it a lot there because it goes back to the
Cold War area and the Soviets. And the Soviets would
do it for two reasons. They would build this brutalist architecture.
Number one, because it was cheap and they are a

(26:09):
communist country and they didn't have the money to pay
for nice architecture and it would go up quick, and
they communism doesn't really doesn't really leave a lot of
room for creativity, despite what some leftists in a park
in Portland might tell you. But the other reason they
did it was because it stifled the human spirit because
people were not inspired when they had to and they

(26:31):
got depressed. And people who are uninspired and depressed are
less likely to spark uprisings. So they'd make these people
look at these just nasty, depressing, almost threatening buildings every
single day, and it would crush their souls. Anyway, what
were you gonna say about the Halloween decorations? I went
on a ramp there.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well, I was gonna say about Christmas decorations, specifically Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh, it's horrible.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I don't like how they're just so oh like people
just want them to be perfect, especially parents, Like they're
so focused on making the trees like perfect that.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
They don't do the like fun little ornaments.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
You understand, our Christmas tree looks like it's out of
a pottery barn catalog, right, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
No, because we get the fun little ornaments and.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Put them on, But you still make me hang up
all the store bought and the colors can't be too
close to each other.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Well, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do, but like
you're also supposed to have fun little ornaments, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Like that's how it's supposed to be. Like, yeah, you're
supposed to have like the like regular ornaments on there, yeah,
make it look nice, but you're also supposed to have
like fun little ornaments on there. And then like parents
are supposed to put like the kids ornaments, like the

(27:52):
homemade ornaments and like make it look like homey and stuff.
But I feel like a lot of parents nowadays want
to just make.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It look not like a pottery barncap.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah exactly exactly, and they're all just like very minimalist,
like you said, and it's like, I don't know, just
looking compared to like when we were kids, like our
Christmas decorations, like it was very like homey, rightness.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
And if you're listening to us right now and you're
hearing this and you're like, I feel what they're saying.
I feel the pain, and I one hundred percent agree
with them, guess what. You can change it. You can
change it. You may not be able to change it
for every family out there. But your children don't have
to deal with this corporate hellscape bullshit. They don't have
to have their souls sucked out of them by minimalism.

(28:45):
You can do something about it. You get to do it.
That's the great part about it is you can actually
affect this. When we come on here and we're going
to talk about Nazis and communists and prostitutes and all
these horrible things in the next hour here, most of
you can't do shit about dick for any of those things. However,

(29:06):
you can do something about this. So there's your call
to action. Make Halloween fun again. How about that? Okay,
So we've got a couple things to get into in
store brands, CMZ. I'm gonna be quick with it. The
WNBA has recently sparked a little bit of chaos. I know.
This is the most attention they've been getting ever. And
the reason they're getting the attention is because three times,

(29:27):
as of this recording, you have had fans in the
audience up in the stands throw a green dildo onto
the court at one of the players. Now we got
a video of it here, go ahead and pull this up.
This is it's Sophie Cunningham. Oh, look out, something just
came and take a floor. That's the third time object

(29:48):
of just flew in. As the free throwing is being me,
they're not going to show it, so people are Yeah,
so people are throwing dildos onto the court at the
WNBA and the first time or this. They did it
once and people went viral, people made jokes about it.
Did it a second time and the girl you saw there,
she tweeted this, go pull the image up. She said,

(30:10):
stop throwing dildos out of the court. You're going to
hurt somebody, to which someone replied, Red Banger Rang on
Twitter said stop playing basketball on the dildo range, which
I found to be pretty funny, but so she kind
of just like egged him on. And now it's become
the running joke where people bring dildos to the WNBA game.
How does the WNBA solve this? That's the Do you

(30:33):
have to set up the scanners like at the airport
to get into a WNBA game and they look for
all phallic shaped items that you're bringing in there? I mean,
are the players going to be exempt from this with
their strap ons that they bring in because we know
most of them are lesbians.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
I mean, if you really want to bring one in,
you can just stick it.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Up, you wear it, andy it or stick it up. Yeah,
you can do that as well, so you could say
you were trans and claim discrimination. I mean, because they
have metal detectors when you walk into these games. Now,
for most places, it's to prevent terrorism and other crime.
At the WNBA games, they don't want you bringing a
gun in to shoot yourself to get out of the boredom.

(31:16):
That's the difference there. But terrorists only target to high
casualty areas, and we all know a WNBA game is
not a high casualty area. But how do they stop this?
That's the thing is, I really don't see This is
the most bizarre controversy in sports history, and I really
don't see a feasible way for them to stop it.

(31:38):
You can't start patting people down feeling for penises. That's
that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. So what do they
do besides just hope the joke wears out and runs
its course. That's literally, that's all they're gonna have to
do is just stop giving it attention. Now, they can't
they can't control what people on Twitter say and do.
I think the best thing the WNBA and its players

(31:58):
can do is a hush order on this. Honest to god,
I think a gag order is the best thing they
can do is just not talk about this, not give
it the airtime, and hope it suffocates, because yeah, it'll
be funny a few more times on Twitter, but eventually
it's gonna run its course and people aren't gonna laugh
because you can only repeat the same joke so many
times until it stops being funny. Okay, this next one,
this is lotto, the wrapper lotto. Was in a jewelry

(32:22):
store and a jeweler told her that he would give
her a discount on whatever overpriced bullshit she was buying
if and only if she could answer a trivia question
for him. And this is how it went.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
So two thousand dollars off if you can leave me
right to answer.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Cool.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
The forty fifth president of USA and the forty seventh
president of USA they both have the same parents. How
is that possible?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Got the same The forty fifth president of the USA saying, President,
you got the same parents?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
How do the forty fifth president in the forty seven
person got the same parents? It's a mystery. They got
the same parents because God made us all.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
We all got the same.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Here, because we're not only we're not on a forty
seventh president.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Well it is, you want to know the answer. So
the forty fifth president was Donald Trump and the forty
seventh president is also Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Too bad, So just rest assured. Guys, while you're slaving away,
you're nine to five, and in many cases, for some
of you, it might be like you're seven to six
working some overtime. Whether you're I don't know you're maybe
you're working in an office, maybe you're on an oil rig,
maybe you're working on cars, maybe you're driving a truck
for a living. I don't care what you do. I

(33:56):
don't But while you're slaving away at your job, just
know that that idiot is making more money than all
of us combined, all of us myself attended, stupid bitch.
Just rest assured that that idiot has found a way
to get rich. So many things wrong with it. There's

(34:19):
your blackpill for the day. You're welcome, all right, last
one here for Starrebrands CMZ. I have completed my quest.
I've scoured the internet for my twenty nine, going on
thirty years of life now, and I have found the
hottest woman on the planet. And this is a video
of her and her twin at a rock show. And

(34:41):
my god, guys, control yourselves when you see this. Now.
The Lord of the Rings music from when the Orcs
appear in the movies was at it on post production.

(35:02):
That was not what they were rocking out to there.
Do you think that's a genetic defect mia or do
you think they did that on purpose? Is that like
some type of cosmetic procedure they had to look like goblins?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
I hope they did that on purpose, because then it
feel kind of bad for making.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Fun of them.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
See I figured, I mean, we're going on three years
of doing this show. I figured you wouldn't feel bad
for making fun of anybody at this point. I figured
it would have finally hit you that it's not that
big of a deal.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Well, if it's something they can't control.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
True, true. That's twice now I've crossed that line. We're
not even an hour into the show, so that's been
storm red CFC. Stay tuned. We got a whole bunch
of fun topics to talk about coming up there, all right,
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All right, Well, we got a lot to talk about
for trending this week. Thank you so much. We're doing
a little bit differently. Like I said, thanks for your
patience here. We're not doing a lead topic to kick
the show off. Maybe we'll go back to that because
you guys don't like it, but we're gonna try it
this way for a couple of weeks. I'm drinking from

(37:29):
my nine Rivers Country Club members only mug. Actually I
think this is me is, but I'm doing it since
we're going to talk about the King of the Hill
rebooting a little bit here. All right, let's get into
the first one here. So there has been a redistricting
is going on all over the country. Now, normally they
do this with the census at the turn of the

(37:51):
decade every year, but it's a little bit different right now.
There's a lot of political reasons that people are throwing
out and about ball right, they're saying that it's because
of illegal immigration and cheating in this and that. And
as a Republican, as a conservative, as someone who voted
for Donald Trump, I'm more than happy to call a

(38:12):
spade a spade and tell you the real reason they
want a redistrict. It's because Donald Trump doesn't want to
lose the House in twenty twenty six. That's all there
is to it. And I agree with a lot of
their reasoning for why they want a redistrict. I think
the logic makes sense. I think Democrats if you look
at the maps of Illinois and the way the Democrats

(38:32):
set Louisiana up, and California and Massachusetts and New Hampshire,
it's horribly Jerry Andrew Jerry Mander, excuse me, to benefit
the Democrats. So I think it's about time the Republicans
start fighting back. Yes, of course there's jerrymandering in Republican
districts as well, but not near to the extent that
you see in these Democrat states. For instance, states like

(38:55):
Rhode Island, states like Connecticut, states like I Mean, I
can go. The list goes on and on. Forty five
percent voted Republican in those states. Nearly forty five percent
voted Republican in those states, and they don't even have
a single representative in Congress. That's called gerrymandering. They intentionally
draw the districts up among partisan lines. There's more Democrats

(39:18):
in this neighborhood, so we're going to conclude this neighborhood
in this little pocket of this city, and this district
can put the others there so that they can get
more votes and have majorities in Congress. That's all that's
ever been about. Well, the Republicans are finally fighting back now.
The reasons that you're hearing from a lot of these
Republicans is again something I agree with, not just that

(39:38):
the Democrats are cheated, but the reality of the situation
is illegal immigrants count toward the census, and the census
is how we determine electoral votes and seats in the
House of Representatives. So when people tell you illegal immigrants
don't vote, we can argue about whether or not they
do or don't. The reality is, though they assist the

(39:59):
Demo Democrats by going to states like California when they
say we're going to be a sanctuary state where we're
going to give you free shit and you won't be deported.
They know that when the census bureau rolls around and
it's time to count up all the districts, that's going
to help them. So they entice people to come illegally
into this country, live off of the welfare, off of
the welfare benefits, and break the law, and then they

(40:22):
bring them into their states so that they can get
more congressional districts. It's flat out cheating. And then under
Joe Biden, you saw nearly ten million people out of
the country illegally in less than four years. So I
understand they say, hey, that we know there's been this
egregious amount of bullshit. We're trying to correct. We don't
want to count illegal immigrants towards the census anymore. Let's

(40:43):
redistrict now rather than waiting for the census to come out,
so we can fight back against this. And yeah, in
the process, we're not going to lose the House. It's politics.
I'm willing to call it like it is. I don't
think a lot of Republicans are I think a lot
of Conservatives are out there dancing around. Well, no, this
is just us fighting back. Two things can be true
at once. You want to fight back because you've gotten
screwed for so many years, and you also don't want

(41:06):
to lose the house, which you're probably gonna do if
you don't redistrict. So what's gonna happen is Texas is
gonna get about five more districts that are going to
turn red. Florida is gonna have about five districts turn red,
Missouri's gonna have a district turn red. Indiana could have
one to two districts turn red, along with Ohio, anywhere
between two and three. There even Nebraska. We're talking about

(41:26):
redistricting Nebraska to turn that second district that the Democrats
love so much, that little blue dot into a solid
red one, which I've been saying we should do for
a long long time. So there's a lot of stuff
going on here. You wouldn't have to worry about winter
take off because it'd be irrelevant. It'd be R plus
ten if they include a significant amount of land north

(41:48):
of Omaha, not north Omaha towns north of Omaha. So
everyone's freaking out about this. And in Texas that's the rundown.
There's a little there's a whole bunch of nitty gritty
we can get into. It's a two hour show. I
don't have time to talk about it, and I really
don't care enough to talk about it. But that's the
lowdown on it. We've got. The Supreme Court is now

(42:09):
looking at something that came out of the VRA, the
Voting Rights Amendment, which established congressional districts along racial lines. Now,
congressional districts along racial lines, as you guessed, are only
a one way street. There's no one that has made
congressional districts intentionally to benefit white people. It doesn't happen.

(42:32):
In fact, it's quite the opposite. You have districts in
the Deep South Republican states that should be dark red
districts that have been intentionally jerrymandered and turned into Democratic
districts because the VRA says you have to have x
amount of racial districts in it. Well, the Supreme Court
is finally taking a look at that, and they're saying, hey,
this isn't fair, and in fact, it's actually kind of

(42:53):
fucking racist. And there's a good chance that gets struck
down as well, which could add anywhere between fifteen to
twenty seats for the Republicans. You see him in Alabama,
you see him in Mississippi, and Georgia. Texas has a
couple of them, so that that's something that could change
pretty rather quickly. There. Again, I agree with it. It

(43:13):
should have nothing to do with somebody's race. We want
to talk about counties and district lines and all that.
That's fine, but what your race is and which way
you vote shouldn't play into it. I don't understand why
that's even a controversial topic there. So there's a lot
of chaos going on in Texas. Texas is where this
all centers at California is trying to do the same thing.

(43:35):
It's gonna be a little bit more difficult because they
got to go to court and Newsom said he's gonna
come out and redistrict MITA. Can you guess how many
times he said goddamn over under five and a half
in that speech, over over Yeah, I'm gonna goddamn redistrict
the goddamn state. Goddamn it, Goddamn Arnold Schwarzenegger can't say
a goddamn thing to me. We're gonna get more goddamn
Democrats in the goddamn in the goddamn Capitol Hill. Schwarzenegger

(43:58):
is opposing it. So it's just all types of chaos
going on over in California. I don't think anything's going
to happen in enough time, so Texas is where it's
all set. Aer Jasmine Krockett Rep. Ratchet, our favorite congressional democrat,
is one of the people who will in all likelihood
lose her seat if this goes through. I know the horrors.

(44:19):
What are we going to do without news clips like
this to make fun of on this show for a
solid fifteen minutes every.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Week, there was a benefit to shining a light on
what it was that they were trying to do in
the dark in Texas. So unfortunately we've seen our numbers
fall now that they have these voter restrictions in place.
But I do think it's important for us to have
the conversation around.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
The or clips like this one.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
And so I want people to see him and understand
who he is. This is a person that has a
problem with people of color period. I don't care how
many black maga out there with they hats. I want
to be clear when we look at who it is
is that he's kicking out of this country.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
As people of color.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
When we look at who he always disrespects and says
that they are low IQ, even though when you look
at his cabinet, this has to be the most incompetent
cabinet we have ever had in the history of this country.
When we're talking about people that get have the ability
to drop bombs or order that bombs be dropped, or
make recommendations.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
That bombs works, and they.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
Literally don't know how to get the signal chat right.
So we're talking about low IQ individuals. But so long
as they say that this guy is their guy, and
usually if they work for a certain news network, that's
the only qualification that talking about I've got news for
the president. I am not going anywhere, no matter how
many swiggly lines they draw. In the state of Texas, well,

(45:45):
you are going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
If they remove your racially Jerrymander district, you are almost
certainly going to lose. I love that first video there
where she talks about the voter ID laws and how
they've affected her. She points out, Mia, you couldn't hear
it because I fucked up when I added it. But
she points out in that video that when they put
the voter ID laws in, she started to lose votes,

(46:13):
and the Democrat Party as a whole saw their voter
or their their total total voter share begin to decline.
It's like you guys are almost starting to get it right.
It's almost like there was something to the claims of
electoral fraud. And when we started telling people we actually
have to verify who the hell you are before you

(46:33):
can come in and cast your vote in this supposedly
sacred democracy. Because that's what the left tells us all
the time, is that our democracy is so sacred and
it must be protected. But we can't protect it by
asking for your ID. We can protect your money in
the bank by asking for your ID, much to the
dismay of the older gentleman that was in line in
front of me the other day that had an absolute

(46:55):
meltdown because they asked for his ID. But we're not
going to protect our democracy. It's actually a republic. But whatever,
I'm not gonna argue semantics. We're We're not gonna protect
our democracy by asking to see your ID. We're just
gonna take yet your word because why would anyone ever cheat.
It's not like you guys who've polarized both sides of

(47:16):
the Aisle, to the extent that they think every two years,
if the other party wins, they're going to put them
in concentration camps. Why would anyone cheat if they thought
their family's life was quite literally on the line depending
on this election. There's no incentive to cheat, none whatsoever.
But I just love it. I love it. Yeah, when

(47:40):
we started, when they started requiring people to prove who
they were, we didn't get as many votes.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I wonder why that is. This is the opposite. So
when Tom Brady got accused of deflate Gate, of deflating footballs,
and it was such a dick even if he did
do it, it was that's a ridiculous you know, quote
unquote conspiracy. It was such a witch hun And yes,
I'm a Patriots fan, so I'm a little biased, but

(48:07):
it really was. Tom Brady came out and said, fine,
you can go ahead and check our balls. No pun
intended there, you can go ahead and check our balls.
No homo. I should have said, won't be under more
scrutiny than any other team in the league, and we're
going to come out and you know what they did.
They steamrolled everybody they played and won the Super Bowl.
This is the opposite of that. We accuse you of cheating,

(48:30):
and then the moment we remove the thing that we
think you're doing to cheat, your performance starts to starts
to decline. That's what you're watching right there with the Democrats.
And she just admitted it on national television. So Texas,
you've got all the Democrats in the state House and
Senate in Texas, out of a protest for this, decided

(48:53):
that they were going to flee the state and they
weren't going to allow a vote to come to the floor,
which by the way, is illegal in every state. This
is in the first time it's happened. It happened in
Wisconsin a while back when there were some disputes going on,
and they fled, ironically enough, to Illinois, which is the
most jerrymandered state in the country. But like I said,

(49:15):
rules for thee not for me. Just so happens to
benefit the Democrats. So now they're saying that. So Greg Abbott,
the governor of Texas, comes out and says, hey, if
you flee the state and you don't come back here
by XYZ day, I'm going to arrest you. You're breaking
the law. You're slowing down the democratic process by the
way of this democracy that you hold so near and dear,

(49:38):
you're hurting it. You need to get back here. And
all the Democrats are chanting, oh, tyrant, he's acting like
a dictator. Guys, you can't know. Martin Luther King Junior said,
you have a moral obligation to break a law that
you truly believe is unjust, but at the same time,
you have to be willing to accept whatever that punishment is,

(50:02):
so you don't get to break the law knowing what
the consequence is for breaking said law, then turn around
and accuse them of tyranny when you get the consequence
that you knew was coming the whole time. And it's
they're not saying that the law against delaying that they're

(50:22):
delaying the democratic processes is unconstitutional. That's not what they're
complaining about. They're complaining about what they believed to be
jerrymandering what we believe to be giving them a taste
of their own medicine. So they're not even protesting that
specific law. This would be like if they passed the
law that said, I don't know, what's a good example here,

(50:42):
if they pay if I didn't like stop lights. If
I thought that stop lights were unconstitutional, So I hopped
on the interstate and I drove one hundred miles an
hour out of town to protest stop lights, and I
got pulled over, and I went, how dare you ticket me?
You tyrant? Yes, i'd well, I broke a completely different
law that has nothing to do with this out of protest.

(51:06):
But this is proof that you're acting like a dictator
by enforcing a law that's been on the book for
centuries and been used against both parties on numerous occasions. Tyrants, Well,
this is Julanda Jones. She's a Democratic representative in the
state of Texas. Here's what she had to say about
all this.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
And then integration happening. Everybody thought they accept this. They
don't accept this. They're showing us who they are. We
should believe them, and we better have the courage to
stand up otherwise we will fall for anything. And in
this country we will be defeated, deported. I mean, we
will lose all of our rights. And if you think
it can't happen, it can. And I will liken this
to the Holocaust. People are like, well, how did the

(51:47):
Holocaust happen? How is somebody in a position to kill
all their people. Well, good people remain silent, or or
good people didn't realize that what happens to them can
very soon happen to me or somebody I love, so
and so, even if you made it, man, you have
an obligation to help people who came because God forbid,
they end up targeting you and your family.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Didn't you didn't miss hear that the Holocaust? The Holocaust,
they changed the way a couple of lines look on
a map because they feel they've been gerrymandered for decades,
and she likens it to the Holocaust. Now, a lot

(52:37):
of folks on the left, if I went up on
stage as a comedian and made a joke about the Holocaust,
they would tell me it was in poor taste and
I shouldn't be allowed to say that, and that venue
shouldn't book me again. That's fine, you can have that opinion.
I disagree with you on it. But when they bet it.

(52:57):
But at the end of the day, that's a joke.
It's not said with any malice behind it. It's simply
an attempted humor. But when they come out and in
a serious tone, one hundred percent serious, bastardize the Holocaust,
water it down, diminish the meaning behind what actually happened

(53:19):
in the pain that was actually experienced to prove a
political point about congressional districts. That's okay, Do you want
to know what this really is? This whenever a liberal
brings up the Holocaust and they liken what the current
regime's doing to what was happening under Nazi Germany, all
this is is projection. All this is is projection because

(53:44):
we've got all the power, we've got the courts, we've
got the House, we've got the Senate, we've got the
White House, and they can try to run with whatever
nonsense narratives they want. But at the end of the day,
they're still allowed to come out and say the garbage
they spew. They're still allowed to pretend to be whatever
gender they feel like when they wake up in the morning.

(54:04):
Nothing has actually happened to people who aren't actively breaking
the law, no matter which way they spin it. Nothing
And yes, there have been a couple of mistakes with
the ice raids, but they're not going out and targeting
groups of people that look a certain way or think
differently than them. All this is is projection, because if

(54:25):
they get this type of power, if God forbid, they
ever somehow managed to take back the White House, Senate,
and House and then turn around and pack the Supreme Court,
and they'll do it. They tried to. They didn't have
the votes to get it done in the Senate, and
it was unpopular and they needed to worry about getting reelected.
But God forbid, if they ever got to that, they
would lock you the fuck up the second they got

(54:47):
the chance to the second. This ain't your grandma and
Grandpa's Democrat Party, all right, This ain't even the Democrat
Party of fifteen years ago. If these lunatics that if, Sadie,
you've got two types of the base of the Democrat
Party has been transformed into two types of people. You've
got these seventy five year old geriatrics that have broiled

(55:09):
their brains watching MSNBC non stop all day, and they
call their congressman's office daily asking what he's gonna do
to stop Trump. And then you've got these twenty five
year old zoomers and younger millennials, or twenty five to
thirty five year old zoomers and millennials that have fried
their brains on TikTok and Twitter and Facebook all day

(55:30):
and they sit there and they just doom scroll constantly.
That's all they do. And it's just beer, porn and
Trump this, na, see that, Hitler this, and it's all
they consume. It defines them and that's become the base
of their party is just unhinged old people and unhinged
young people. And that's why they're and we'll talk a
little bit more about that later on in the show,

(55:52):
but that's why they're driving so many of them away.
So they've got this unhinged base that did not exist
fifteen years ago. These old people were not being exposed
to the level of fear porn on MSNBC that they
were or that they are now. That wasn't happening in
during the Obama administration. They've taken people that Unfortunately a

(56:14):
lot of these people they were working back then, they
had families, they had things going on. Now they're retired
and they have nothing to do. So they've taken these
people and they've sat them in front of the TV.
They watched four to five hours a day minimum of
cable news, and then they spent another two to three
on Facebook typing in all caps, yelling at people and
just just panicking. And they've transformed this generation of old

(56:37):
people into lunatics. Absolutely one percent the way they have
radicalized their base. If these people ever took over, they
would make you face the fucking wall for voting differently
than them. And I have no doubt about that in
my mind. All right, let's go to the next segment here,
speaking of Hitler, speaking of Nazis. This has been blowing up,
This has been blowing up all over. We've got this, Uh.

(57:00):
Sidney Sweeney did her American Eagle ad and the left
said it was a Nazi dog whistle. These people are
just unhinged. And here she is getting heckled at an
event recently.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
To the ad.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Raise it, to the AH, raise it. So here's the thing.
I'm not one of those people that thinks George Soros
is the big bad boogeyman funding every single left wing
protest mia. Correct me if I'm wrong, chime in here.

(57:34):
That has to be a paid agitator, right, you can't
tell me people have so little going on in their
lives that in the middle of the day they can
drop everything to go and protest a blue jeans commercial.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
I'm sure there are Oh there's kind of I'm sure
there's people that'll do that.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Oh my god. And again it just points back to
how unhinged their base has become. I'm I'm not going
to sit here and deny that there's unhinged conservatives. Believe me.
I see you guys every Saturday morning in the Rumble
live chat. We just don't acknowledge you. Some of you
message me at odd hours of the night with unhinged
conspiracy theories and thirty five hundred pages worth of documents

(58:16):
that I'm not going to read all that aside, and
you go on vanity ways tiraids when I don't acknowledge
you all that aside. The left base has gone nuts,
and the right, albeit stupidly, there's some folks on the
right that have decided they were going to try to
troll the liberals. So here's an image that this is

(58:38):
with some white girls on white conservative women on Twitter.
I've decided to start doing this a picture. They've started
posting pictures like this striking the HH salute. We all
know what that one is. I don't have to go
into detail about it. That's enough. Here's my thing. Before
we get into this and we break down this phenomenon.
Let me give you a little disclaimer. There's a lot

(58:59):
of things that I love about Hitler that was really
good timing, but that was not my disclaimer. Thank you.
I'll give you a disclaimer. I think that's stupid. I
would never strike a Nazi. I'm serious. I would never
strike a Nazis. I don't like Nazis. I think Hitler was,

(59:20):
at the absolute worst a dictator and a murderer, and
at excuse me, at the absolute best case scenario, a
murderer's dictator, and at the absolute worst case scenario, a
murderous dictator that was also a satanic pedophile drug addict.
So there's that. Okay, we got that. By the way,
all you crystal girls out there that get all pissed
off at the stuff we say on this show, because
we're on the right. If you look into Hitler's religious beliefs,

(59:45):
you're gonna find out that you and Hitler have a
lot more in common than you think. Hitler used Christianity
because he knew that Christianity was the predominant religion in
Germany back in the nineteen thirties and forties, so he
used that He bastardized it to come to power. Didn't
mean he actually believed in Christianity. If you look into
eyewitness accounts at a lot of different documents they found

(01:00:06):
about the Nazis, Adolf Hitler was pretty big into the oh,
the the moon and the stars control our temperament, and
my moods can be affected by my horoscope, and crystals
have healing power and all the occult bullshit. He was
also a vegan art student. In fact, I would go
as far as say, if Hitler was alive today, he

(01:00:27):
would have a septum piercing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
I'm just imagining Hitler getting the daily newspaper and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Looking for his horoscope, Hiller.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Getting his horoscope out. You're a tad bit irritable today.
So that's caused the freak out. So there is a
woman who is the director of the Nebraska Republican Party
Communications department, so she handles all the I believe, correct

(01:00:56):
me if that the Nebraska Republican Party, who I know
the the chair of their Mordan Willness. She can She'll
text me if I get this wrong. But uh, the
comms director is the one you see the press releases
come out and whatever. Here's the picture she posted with
Megan Hunt's response to it, but here, so this is, yeah,

(01:01:17):
pull it up. First off, the girl has a very
unfortunate last name. We can all acknowledge that Haley mccannally
not not a good last name. She posted this picture
with her dog. It says dog momming it today. Now,
I'm not one hundred percent up to date on suburban
white girl lingo, but I'm pretty sure that's not a

(01:01:39):
Nazi salute. Mia. Maybe you could add more to this.
That doesn't look like a Nazi salute to me? Does
that look like one to you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Not? Really?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
No, I see girls doing that all the time. A
couple of years ago. That was like the millennial female posts.
They do something like that. It's like the sleigh queen look.
But so Nebraska State Senator Meghan Hunt, I mean Hunt
quote tweets. It says, did you get the views, Hayley,
did you get the clicks? Did you get the engagement?

(01:02:08):
Here's the Nebraska GOP Comms director and young Oma or
Omaha young Republican chair throwing a Roman as the young
Nazis say. So she posted that, So I think we
should remind Meghan Hunt of this image of her from
a couple of years ago. I guess if we're going
to set the hold and the dog, even if we're

(01:02:30):
going to set the precedent that anyone somebody, anytime somebody
lifts their arm up into the air that's a Nazi salute,
then that's got to apply across the board. That's all
there is to it. That's all there is to it.
That's got to apply across the board. Now, by the way,

(01:02:51):
speaking of Meghan Hunt, she was grandstanding about the tariffs,
talking about the thousands and thousands of dollars that she's
had to add on to price or her businesses had
to eat and on Twitter and people were correctly responding saying, well,
maybe stop selling cheap Chinese shit in your store. And
then another one of her regular customers replied and said,

(01:03:12):
she doesn't sell Chinese shit. This right here was made
in Lincoln. It's like, okay, so why are you charging
people extra for the tariffs? Then xxx, Meg, that's weak
collar because that may or may not have been a
webcam name of herse back in the day. We don't know.
Here's the thing with this, the the Left created this,

(01:03:35):
and I told you they would do. I think that
the third picture. That was not a Nazi salute. That's
not what she was trying to do. It was an
unfortunate gesture. And I will say this, I think is
communications director, especially at a time when you've got people
looking to score political points and dunk on you, saying
that everything is a Nazi racist dog whistle, probably not
the best idea. You should probably be a little bit

(01:03:56):
more careful of the things you post. But again, like
I said, that's the suburban white girl post. They probably
it's ingrained in their souls to post like that, So
I don't even think she was probably second nature, but
you still should know better, and you still, if you're
in an official position like that, should vet the things
you post. Here's the thing. If this, I don't think

(01:04:16):
she's gonna step down. She may be tired all the
bullshit and say this is enough because she's been in
a number of these mia. If she steps down, should
I run to be the new Nebraska Republican Party communications director?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Could you imagine my press releases? My press releases would
cause more controversy than the controversial news story that my
press release was supposed to be about. Could you imagine
it's like last night, one of our elected officials decided
to act like a fucking retard and drive home from
the bar instead of getting an uber. I guess he

(01:04:51):
was too much of a broke bitch to afford the
twenty five dollars ride home. Fucking loser, couldn't stay with
a buddy for that. I just going off on them.
Imagine how much trouble I would get them in. But
you know what, maybe that's an effective PR strategy, Nebraska
Republican Party. Maybe if you elect me to be the
comms director, you will be able to get the You'll

(01:05:13):
all be able to hold to shoulder all of the
negative attention, all of the bad juju that comes from
whatever press clippings people are going after you. They'll ignore
the people at the actual news story and the actual
controvers controversy was originally centered around, because they'll be so
focused at being outraged at me, and I thrive on

(01:05:34):
that type of hatred because I know what makes those
people cheer. It brings me joy to know they hate me.
So anyway, the left created this and these people are
trolling them, and I don't think it's a funny troll.
I don't think it's something that any of you should do.
But they created this this. I mean, they've cried wolf
at every Retriever Spaniel and Chihuahua they've seen for the

(01:05:59):
last fIF fifteen years, calling it a Nazi. Anyone who
disagreed with them ten years was a Nazi. They created this,
and now people are done because for a while people
denied it people because they weren't actually Nazis. You'd call
someone a Nazi because they wanted to own a gun

(01:06:21):
or have lower taxes and people, and that was enough
to end someone. You get that label, you get enough
people calling you nazi, people got scared and they just
shut up and they went away. And then people did not.
Then people started denying it. They well, I'm not a Nazi,
what are you talking about? And they started fighting back
a little bit. And this was always going to be
the natural conclusion, which is kind of my theory on it,

(01:06:42):
which is what I've always said, is if I don't
care about your opinion, and there's probably fifteen people on
this planet whose opinions of me I actually care about.
If I don't care about your opinion, to quote eminem,
I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't,
then why would I say. I am in the paper,
the news every day, I am radio and even play
my jam. But no, I am whatever you say I am.

(01:07:03):
If you're gonna call me this and that, and I
don't care about your opinion, that's fine, dude. I'm not
gonna argue, Oh, you're a racist. Yep, you figured it out.
You figured it out. Don't I want my own interracial
marriage to be illegal? You figured it out? Retard congratulations,
Oh you're a homophobe. Yeah, I guess I am. I
guess I am. Sure, that's uh. But that's the thing

(01:07:27):
when it's everyone's been a Nazi. Now we're at, like
I said, the inevitable conclusion where people are just going
to mockingly agree with you and they're not actual Nazis,
but they're just gonna embrace the label to fuck with
you because it's beyond parody. And that's all it is
is a joke. At this point, when you call everybody
a Nazi, I mean, think about it. They called Oliver
Anthony released that song we played on the on the

(01:07:49):
air a couple a couple of years ago. The rich
Men north of Richmond didn't mention race once in the song.
It was a populist anthem of politicians and corporate elites
trampling on the working man, and they call them a
Nazi for it. Sidney Sweeney poses in an ad for

(01:08:12):
blue Jeans, and they call her a Nazi for it. Kanye,
what I'm kidding. I go to the No Kings protest
incognito just to observe and get some images which we
shared on the air of these unhinged lunatics, and I
get called a Nazi because I'm wearing a crucifix necklace

(01:08:33):
that's smaller than my pinky fingernail. This is the boy
that they them who cried Nazi. You all look nuts.
You look paranoid and crazy. You've been playing whack a
Nazi for the last ten years and people are finally
just making fun of you for it. You look unhinged.

(01:08:56):
The average person is going to find with the those
first two girls did to be poor taste, and they're
gonna go, you know what, that's a very small minority
of the population. It doesn't represent a lot of people,
and that was wrong and they shouldn't have done it.
But they're gonna look at the way you've all freaked
out and tried to drag the third one through the
mud and say, oh, you people are nuts. You're grasping

(01:09:18):
at straws trying to score political points. You don't actually
care about fighting real Nazis, or you wouldn't be focusing
so much on this. You're just crazy, That's all there
is to it. And it's gonna bite you in the
ass yet again in the long run. Maybe not the
short term, and I'll tell you why in a little bit,
but in the long run. Okay, let's go to the
next one. This is gonna be a funny one. This

(01:09:40):
is a funny one. So there is a massive beef
going on between right wing female influencers on the Twitter
x whatever you want to call it. And it all
started with this first tweet. There's like seven parts to it.
We're gonna be quicker than it looked, but it started

(01:10:01):
with this first tweet. Pull this first one up here
from Sarah Stock, she's right right wing influencer, posts a
picture of her engagement ring in a field of flowers
and it just says with the caption, I won. So
she got engaged. She's celebrating about it, and then Pearl
Davis comes in and Pearl Davis is a right wing

(01:10:27):
female influencer that really hates women. Like we joke about
abolish the Nineteenth Amendment, she actually believes it. I don't
know if it's a grift or if she's just trying
to rile people up, but she says, hottest right wing
egirl taken off the market. Conservative women will always use
their marriage and family to build their brand. Maybe the

(01:10:51):
influencers will. I don't know if that's a fair take.
Maybe the influencers will. But I don't think the average
Republican woman who is just raising her kids and maybe
she has a job, maybe she doesn't. I don't think
she's concerned about her brand. I think she's concerned with
raising her children by the right values and principles. But

(01:11:11):
that could just be me. So then this Sarah Stock
girl replies to Pearl Davis and says, once you stop
getting ran through by black guys, it could happen to
you too. Now, the thing with Pearl, if you gotta
know the lore on this, I once went down a
YouTube rabbit hole about her. She moved in with this
guy who was a black guy from the internet that

(01:11:33):
she had known for I think like a couple of
months that it fell apart and it was disastrous, and
it was this whole thing. So she just probably behaved
in ways that she makes fun of other women for behaving,
Like here's the fourth one, so it gets better. Another
to a right wing influencer called Emily Saves America, says,

(01:11:54):
it's gonna be hard to be a trad wife when
your man can't even afford a ring. How do you
guys expect have a house land multiple kids? What is
BFFR be fucking for real? Oh see, I don't know
the youth lingo. I'm not as up to date as
I'm not as hip as Mia says. I hope y'all
enjoy working. Sorry, I'm m I A. I'm in the Hamptons.

(01:12:17):
Sarah Stock says, it's gonna be hard to be a
trad wife when you're pushing thirty with a triple digit
body count, thinking you deserve a millionaire. So the girls
are fighting the clause. They're out on this one the clause.
So I've looked into this, Emily Saves you, she's a
conservative influencer. They're all conservative grifters. They're all being this

(01:12:37):
is just mean girls like in high school. That's all
this is right. But she evidently, allegedly she was at
the GPUSA concert not concert, TPUSA convention, which is a
turning point. It's a big conservative organization, according to the lore,
and we don't have proof of this. She got finger

(01:13:00):
banged in the hotel lobby at this convention. That's what
everyone seems to believe here. I don't know. I don't know.
I find the ring comment to be what do you,
as a woman, how do you feel about the comment
about your man can't even afford a ring? Do you
think that was a low blow? Do you think it's
got some merit to it? Not everyone wants a fancy ring?

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Yeah, and I mean just because let me go back
to it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
I mean, so it looks like it has diamonds on
the band, so that probably did cost a little.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Extra pretty penny there. It does look like a nice ring.
It doesn't look like a cheap ring.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Is there such thing as a bad ring? That's the
question I'm gonna ask. Is there anything it's like a
shitty ring? They've all got diamonds on them, they're all
worth way more than they should be.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yes, there definitely is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Do you define do you think that if a man
doesn't spend X amount of money on an engagement ring.
Do you think that the signe's broke? Do you automatically
assume that. No, some people don't want a flashy ring.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, some people don't want a flashy ring. That's you
weren't one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
But no, I mean I don't think they're broke. I
just think maybe they its honestly, it depends on the person.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
I can't make generalizations because not everyone wants to spend
that much on a ring. People have different priorities, right,
I had that was one of my priorities, was the ring?
Oh we know, yes, now, I mean everyone's different though,
So I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Flash a ring for the camera. No, don't do that. No,
I don't want people. No, I don't want people to
know what we have. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
No, I mean that's hard to say that because everyone's different.
It's you can't make generalizations like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
So the thing is is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
It is easy to say if it's a pretty ring
or an ugly ring, though, and this is a very
pretty ring.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
The engagement it's minimalist, right, yeah, the engagement ring. For
it's one of the few things, like I remember when
I was talking a couple of weeks ago, a couple
of months ago about weddings for men and for women.
This is their super Bowl for men. This is like
a preseason game. We're just happy to be on the
field playing ball like it's it's we don't want anything

(01:15:35):
to go wrong, but we're just going to kind of
go with the flow. It's a party. It's a big party,
but it's a party. We understand some things. You're not
going to go according to plan. It is what it is.
For women, everything must go one hundred percent according to plan.
The ring is different because men, I feel like, at
least I can speak from my perspective men, we do

(01:15:56):
have a little bit of skin in that game, because
I think there are people that judge just when you see,
when they see our woman has a tiny engagement ring
on her finger, and they go, oh, that guy's broke,
that guy couldn't afford anymore. And of course that's not
always the case. Some people, like we said some, there's
some people that you know, I mean, yeah, maybe they've

(01:16:17):
got a wedding ring that's worth a tenth of a
big nice one and it's you know, they have three
hundred acres of land and that's what they wanted. But
I feel like as a man, that's kind of a
flex for us too. We want, you know what I'm
talking about. We want it to look nice because we
don't want to look broke. That's the thing is is
a man, whether you like it or not. I'm not

(01:16:39):
saying you're less of a man if you don't make
X amount of money, but men historically have been providers
and being able to put up a fuck you ring
on your wife's finger is a sign that you can
come up with a big chunk of change in a
short period of time.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Well, you always get the comments that you did get
you picked it, Yeah, but you got it like you
actually bought it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Yeah, No, I bought Yeah. Here's a fun fact. I
bought her money with comedy money, or her ring with
comedy money. That's all. That's the only thing that paid
for it was comedy money. So I always have that
is that, uh, And I'm not gonna tell you guys
how much it costs. We're not gonna show it either,
But I'll always have that. I'll be able to put
that on my shoulder. I'll be able to stand on
that business that I paid for her engagement ring by

(01:17:29):
being an asshole, by being funny. I'll always have that,
and that's just kind of a little thing for me,
so that the engagement ring is the one thing that's
almost as much for men as it is for women,
not not as much, because she likes to show her
nicer ring off to all her friends and make fun
of them. And you should see Mia. When she's around

(01:17:49):
other women that are married or engaged or recently engaged,
she turns into a female and Rew Tate. She starts
throwing it in their face, calling him brokias and loose
users and sorry your man rides the bus to work,
I mean, just full blown. Okay, let's go to the
next picture here. This this saga continues the fifth one,

(01:18:11):
where there's only six says between. So some guy says
to this, Emily saves America on your unwed childish Fox
News girl boss who complains when women make sour dough
now hates on ring size of a happy, engage young woman,
she says, She replies back to him, between allegedly cheating
on your wife, being caught with a dildo up your ass,

(01:18:32):
killing a teenager with your first of two DUIs you
really should sit this one out. Everyone is being incredibly nasty.
I don't want to hear anyone talking about me punching
down after I That's half the reason I wroted this
thread up so no one could ever say I go
too far ever again, or that I'm too mean. Go

(01:18:53):
to the last one here, just bringing up this guy's
dirty laundry, someone says Morgan. Ariel replies to Emily Saves America,
you give it up for free. HO might want to
sit this one out, Emily Saves America. Morgan, your baby
daddy abandoned you and you're raising a bastard child. But
some yet, somehow, some way, you think you're better than

(01:19:14):
me or anyone on this app. You gave it up
for free, got left in the dust, and now post
rage bait on X to supplement the inadequacy of your
monthly child support payments. This is They're not even being funny.
This is just mean. This is just angry.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
How does she know all of.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
I don't know who these people are. I recognize I
think one name out of everything we went down there,
and that was because Pearl had her moment of your papers.
I've never heard of any of these people I don't
know how she has this extensive background information on all
of them. Also, if I were a female influencer and
my baby daddy left me in the dust, abandoned me

(01:19:56):
after a wedlock child, and was fucking around on his
child support mments, you guys wouldn't know. I wouldn't tell
anyone that I would. The CIA couldn't get that information
out of me. I would take it to my fucking grave.
I would photoshop or use AI to put my so
called husband in the pictures with me if I needed
to use my child to be my brand. I mean

(01:20:18):
it's again, I did this segment just to prove that
I don't take it near as far as some of
you think. I don't go near as far as some
of you guys think. And this is girls are nasty.
You guys take low blows at each other. We would
men would never do. You know why men would never

(01:20:39):
do that? You know why a man would never go
that low on a guy he knows, or a guy
there's a decent chance he's gonna run into in public
because they all run in the same circles. Because you'd
get punched in the fucking mouth if you said that,
like if I'm gonna say something like that goes that
I'm not just like not not just a cap petty
insult at your appearance or calling you or anything like that.

(01:21:01):
If I'm going to cut that deeply at people as
a man, specifically people that run in similar circles to me,
or people that are near me that I know, whatever
the case may be, I better be damn well ready
to defend myself the next time I see him, because
there is about a sixty forty to sixty percent chance
the next time that guy sees me, he may not

(01:21:23):
hit me right on spot, but he's gonna tell me
let's go talk outside. So if I'm gonna be willing
to go that deep, to cut that that deep and
get that dirty and nasty with people, I better be
ready to fight. Women don't do that. They'll exclude each other.
They'll spread rumors and talk about each other behind their backs,
and sometimes in public like that say really nasty, hurtful things.

(01:21:44):
Because women hurt with their words, men hurt with their hands,
and the end of the day, it's a lot easier
to heal a physical injury than an emotional one. That's
why women are so much more dangerous than men, because
if I punch you in the mouth and I if
I punch you in the face and I break your nose,
my hand's probably gonna be fucked up too, but your

(01:22:04):
nose will heel. And you can forgive me for that
a whole lot easier than you can me bringing up
the fact that you killed a guy with a d
a teenager with a dui, or cheated on your wife,
or bring up all kinds of nasty, dirty laundry that
maybe you're a different person than when that happened and
you're now trying to move on from. If I say, hey, man,

(01:22:26):
I was wrong to punch you in the nose, you
might still be kind of pissed at me, but you're like,
you know what, my nose healed, nobody died. Was just
let it go, man. That's why it takes so long.
That that's why women will hold these grudges since like
junior high school, because they don't just duke it out.
If women would just fight each other, the world would

(01:22:48):
be a whole lot more civil and peaceful of a place. Okay,
let's go to the next one. Speaking of peace, uh,
Nebraska's first district representative Mike Flood knows no peace. Mike
Flood held a town hall. Mike Flood used to be
my congressman, Mia, I think did you vote for Mike Flood?

(01:23:11):
I think you did. I think I voted for the
libertarian because I'm not a fan of Mike Flood. Mike Flood,
in my opinion, he's a Republican, but he's a Neocon warhawk.
George Bush Era Cela, I'm not a fan of Mike Flood. Okay, However,
he did not deserve what he got in this town hall.

(01:23:38):
Mike Flood held this town hall, and a bunch of
liberals knew it was going to happen, and they know
this guy. And again, you probably shouldn't get into politics
if you can't handle the heat like this. He's not
exactly the best public speaker. And you're gonna see what
I mean, because you really don't have to be when
you're in a heavily conservative district like he is, although

(01:23:59):
that districts getting a little bit more purple. So they
get this guy. He's kind of awkward, not a great talker,
probably doesn't hint he was appointed to his seat, kind
of had it handed to him, doesn't do well, under pressure,
and they start asking him questions. And here's the first one.

(01:24:21):
He gave a little spiel on healthcare. Here's how it
was handled. He talks about two big changes. Hold on
pause that so the Medicaid program. Do you notice right
off the bat how he's trying to talk and they're
just screaming over him. They're not even again. I don't
agree with everything this guy says, but you can't go
to his town hall and not give him the opportunity

(01:24:41):
to speak. That's unhinged. Good.

Speaker 10 (01:24:46):
One of those changes is that if you are able
to work, and you were able bodied, you have to work.
If you choose not to work, you do not get
fre healthcare.

Speaker 11 (01:25:02):
You do not get free health care. Okay, Okay, So
here's a question. So here's a question.

Speaker 10 (01:25:14):
Do you think that people who are twenty eight years
old that can work and refuse to work should get
free healthcare?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I don't think that the majority of Nebraskans agree with you.
He kind of did himself it. What did he think
was gonna happen? When he says something, they all boo
and then he just repeats what he said in the
form of a question. What do you think they're gonna
do like that was again. That's what I'm talking about,
These these nerds that don't know how to speak in public,

(01:25:48):
that get handed these positions. I mean, the guy looks
like like like Harry Potter is like twenty five years
older and let himself go. That's what he looks like
up there, with no charisma. I mean, you guys got
the fucking charisma of my dry wall I'm looking at
right now. It's ridiculous. So we all know how I

(01:26:10):
feel about that. That's a ridiculous policy point that they're
pushing those day. Being the people in the audience, it's absurd.
The guy says, you're twenty eight years old, you can work,
and you just choose not to work. Should the taxpayers
who go to work pay for your health care? Of
course they shouldn't. Of course they shouldn't. There's no reason

(01:26:32):
we should. You're more than welcome to do nothing all day,
but you're on your own. That's not exclusive to American society.
That's not a new concept. Every society throughout history that
has had any I'm out of success has been built
around the concept of if you are an able bodied

(01:26:52):
adult who chooses not to work, who chooses not to
contribute in some way, shape or form, who chooses not
to fend for himself and take care of himself. We
don't owe it to you to come together and take
care of you. It's not like you're a handicapped person

(01:27:15):
who's in this situation through no fault of their own.
You don't have down syndrome. You're not paralyzed from the
neck down. You're just lazy. You want to sit in
your parents or in some case, your spouse's parents' basement,
smoke weed, and play video games all day while you
suck off the welfare system like the worthless leech. You

(01:27:36):
are loser. You're a loser if you want to do that.
All of that's fine, and it's between the parties that
are involved until it gets to the point where I
have to subsidize that. Absolutely not. This is not a
new concept. If you can pull your own weight and
you just choose not to, we're gonna leave you behind.

(01:28:00):
That's all there is to it. And I don't feel
bad about it. Oh but what if I get sick?
You know what, if you're able bodied and choose not
to work, maybe it should fucking die. I don't know.
What to tell you, I do A is that harsh? Yes,
but I think we've gotten so soft that we need
a little bit of harsh rhetoric. Here here was the

(01:28:21):
next reasonable question, someone asked Congressman Flood at this town hall.

Speaker 12 (01:28:26):
Go ahead, My question is fiscal With four hundred and
fifty million FEMA dollars being reallocated to open Alligator Alcatraz
and six hundred million taxpayer FEMA dollars being used to
now open more concentration camps and ice burning through eight
point four million dollars a day to illegally detain people,

(01:28:50):
how much does.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
It cost for fascism?

Speaker 12 (01:28:52):
How much do the taxpayers have to pay per fascist poetry?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Well, she seems nice, like a friendly gal right there.
That's like pull there's an image of her. We got
to still pull that one up. That's the face of
modern liberalism right there. That's okay. Here's the thing. These
people are not interested in dialogue. They're not they're not

(01:29:31):
interested in debate. They're not interested in hearing out the
other side. They're interested in being bullies. They're interested in
shouting you down and censoring you, in asking you loaded
bad faith questions, which is exactly what that was. You
can ask all the questions about the budget and say,
how do you justify it when X, Y, and Z
is happening, But the second you just tie it to fascism,

(01:29:51):
it's a bad faith question. He has no way to
answer it, specifically not because people are just gonna scream
over him the whole time. They're not interested in having
a conversation with you. They're interested in drowning you out.
They don't care to hear what you have to say.
I don't understand why we continue to extend the olive
branch out to people who are acting in bad faith.

(01:30:12):
And I said this when we talked about the Gavin
Newsom thing. I have no problem bringing people on from
the other side and having conversations, but the key is
they have to come on here in good faith. You
have to be willing to You may not be on
here to change your opinion, but you have to be
willing to hear out why I believe the way I do.
And if you can't do that, there's no sense in
talking to you because it's going to be a waste

(01:30:33):
of everybody's time and you're going to claim to be
a prophet on a divine mission from God to turn
America into a communist country like the Congo, because you
think that's been such a success over there. Nonetheless, we
have to stop engaging with bad actors. That's all there
is to it. And this is the problem here. When
we engage with bad actors, what we are doing is

(01:30:57):
we're giving them campaign fodder. Now you may sit here
and go, Caleb, you said earlier on in the show,
and they act unhinged like this, it runs the average
voter away, and that would be correct. Two things can
be true at once. Though what you have to realize
is who they're trying to appeal to and who the
target market is for what they're doing depends on what

(01:31:18):
the calendar says. Right now, it's August of twenty twenty five.
You don't have a presidential election for another three years
and three months, right, so what you've got or you've
got some off yr elections in twenty twenty five, some
special elections, and then coming up with the twenty twenty
six mid terms. Typically, not typically always, those types of

(01:31:41):
elections have lower turnout, and the lower turnout elections tend
to the people that vote in them tend to be
the people who are more politically involved, who also tend
to be the more polarized and partisan members of each side.
Are not trying to appeal to the middle right now

(01:32:03):
when a president you see how quickly they try to
People like Gavin Newsom that have their eyes set on
something beyond twenty twenty five, you know, like the presidential race,
are trying to position themselves to the center because they've
got something else in mind. The people that are trying
to win the midterms and the people that are trying
to win these special elections in twenty twenty five, they
understand that they have to rally their base, and we

(01:32:25):
have to view things not just as different viewpoints, but
from different perspectives, from the perspective of the average unhinged,
crazy progressive that's going to walk up to me and
call me a Nazi because I have a crucifix around
my neck, which actually happened to that person. They eat
this shit up. They love to see this. This plays

(01:32:47):
well with them, This engages them. It gives them, like
I said, fodder, It fuels them to get out and
get active and cause some chaos and vote in the
mid terms. Now, when we get closer to the presidential election.
They're going to stop advertising these people. They're going to

(01:33:07):
stop setting these crazies up because they want to seem
more rational, because they need the moderates to win. They
lost a bunch of them in twenty twenty four and
that's what happened. But right now this is their goal.
They don't care if it runs off moderate Democrats. They
don't care if it runs off independence. They'll deal with
that in three years. That's not the problem right now.

(01:33:28):
This rally's the base. It may not make sense to you.
I know, we have a lot of we have a
mixed audience. We have republic we have hardline conservatives, we
have moderates, we have libertarians, we even have some like
blue dog Democrats. To listen to the show, that doesn't
make sense to you. You see that and you go,
what the hell are these unhinged lunatics doing. But it's

(01:33:52):
not supposed to make sense to you. You are not
the target audience. Target demographic is the lunatic fringe that
has hijacked that party. And that's what happens when you
don't put the lunatic fringe down. That's what happens is
you get people like that who take your party over

(01:34:16):
and that's what's happened. The Republicans shut their lunatic fringe down.
I've talked about this. When's the last time you've heard
about the alt right? What far right? I'm not talking
like Maga, I'm talking borderline Nazi ku kux Klan type
psychopaths have any say in how the Republican parties run. Now,
compare that to the Democrats. They have let the communists

(01:34:39):
and they have let the violent antifa lunatics hijack their
party because they didn't put that insurgency down when they
should have. And now they have to reap what they've sown.
And it may play well in the midterms because you
got to have the base. But I'm telling you, if
they continue to behave this way, and they're playing with
fire right now, if they continue to let this crap happen,

(01:35:00):
and they continue to push this, while it may help
them right now, long term, it's going to ensure that
they never win another presidential election again. That's what you're
going to see here. Let's go to the next one here.
Something that a lot of people probably could have used
growing up, which was Donald Trump is bringing back the
presidential fitness test. In schools. He got rid of that

(01:35:21):
in twenty thirteen under Barack Obama because we didn't want
to hurt anybody's feelings, and we're bringing it back. That's right,
Obama just contributing to weak people. That's a regular occurrence here.
It's a trend throughout history, throughout his presidency. Someone like
Eric Swalwell might need it. This is Eric Swalloway. He's
a Democrat rep from California who is a fucking a
Chinese spy. Still remained on the Intelligence Committee. We have

(01:35:44):
no idea. This doesn't really have anything to do with it.
But I thought we'd show you this video because the
Democrats are really trying to play to men, and he
thought that this would work here. Go ahead, check us out.

Speaker 6 (01:35:55):
I should be working right now. I should be at
the Capitol. I should be in a suit. Instead, Republicans
sent us home because they would rather stand up for
Donald Trump than release the Epstein files and stand up
for victims. We could be a question in DC, lowering
your healthcare costs, lowering your grocery costs, and restoring your rights.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
I should be working right now. Instead, I'm pumping iron
at the gym, umping iron like a man, we're going
to the gym, So we joke about democrats can't bench
press their own way, and then they find a way
to somehow make bench pressing look feminine. They find a way.
First off, the guy's about to die throwing one thirty

(01:36:39):
five up. You can hear him. You can barely get
a word out. That was the last rep he had
in and I guarantee it congratulate again. It just shows
how out of touch they are with people. One thirty
five Listen to me, buddy, one hundred and thirty five pounds.
Somewhere in this country, there is a fourteen year old
defensive end on a freshman high school football team that

(01:37:03):
is warming up with that in the weight room as
we speak. And I know that kid because that kid
was me. That kid was me. It took me at
fourteen years old. I had lifted casual weights with my
dad and my grandpa. But you really shouldn't. Your kids
shouldn't be lifting weights before fourteen because it'll stunt their growth.
But I had never lifted heavy or seriously. It took

(01:37:25):
me about three months in the weight room in high
school to be able to throw one hundred and thirty
five pounds up, and he's on there throwing it like
it's some symbol of his masculinity. I'm not here to brag,
and I'm above I'm stronger than the average dude, right
Like you pick a guy off the street. I guarantee
I'm stronger than him in most cases. But I'm not
like mister America. I'm not a bodybuilder or anything like that.

(01:37:46):
I don't claim to be one, and I'm not here
to brag. I haven't touched one hundred and thirty five
pounds on the bench press since high school. Oh no,
I take that back. There was one time I was
coming off a really bad neck injury for my car accident.
I had to lift light to get back in to
ease back into it, so I was doing it back then.
I don't even warm up with that anymore. And he's

(01:38:07):
trying to pitch this as some sale of his masculinity. Miya,
You've called me while I've been at the gym and
I've picked up in the middle of benching more than
that guy was, significantly more than that guy was, and
you didn't even know. And he's there about to die
out of breath. Okay, I'm done. Okay, So they're bringing
back the Presidential Fitness Test, and I like, what do

(01:38:28):
you think? Do you are you a fan of bringing
it back? Did you have to do it in the
private schools, the pacer and the push ups and.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
All that, Yeah, we had to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
How many push ups did you do?

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
I don't know that was in grade school. I don't
remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
How many push ups can you do right now?

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Probably zero?

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Oh that's not true. Girl push ups?

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Girl push ups? Oh that'd be easy. Regular push ups?
Probably like five.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Are we allowed to call them girl push ups?

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
I call them girl push up?

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Okay, good girl girl pushups? And how they're girl? That's
we shouldn't allow women to skirt by anyway. That's side
and the play. I like the Presidential Fitness Test because
it's unique in the sense of course it's not gonna
solve obesity and weakness. There were always fat and weak kids,
but it's unique in the sense that it shames kids

(01:39:17):
into being healthier. Like we know who the fat and
scrawny kids are. We all know. You see them every
day when you go to school. The difference is they
get reminded in front of all their classmates that they're
either fat or weak. That's the important part. And while
of course it's not gonna fix everything, like I said,
what it will do is it's gonna take maybe a

(01:39:40):
handful of them. They're gonna say I don't like this,
and they're gonna make a change, because sometimes public shame
and embarrassment is the only way to get people to
stop making bad life decisions. It's my interventions for drug
addicts and alcoholics are so effective because sometimes people just
need to feel like a fuck an idiot in front

(01:40:01):
of their friends and family to stop doing the thing
they're doing. I'll give you We had the Presidential Fitness
test when I was in school, and then in fourth grade,
once you got to fourth grade, you started doing a
pull up test, right, And I remember in fourth grade,
I was nervous. I'd never done a pull up. And
you guys that work out, you know, pull ups are
like their own thing. You can work your back out
twice a week. And if you're not doing pull ups,

(01:40:23):
even as a grown man, like specifically targeting pull ups'd
be lucky if you can get five to ten of them.
So I went on and I couldn't get a single
pull up, and then my dad, I was a humiliator.
I couldn't do any pull ups. My friends are up
there cranking like nine or ten of them out. So
what happened to? My dad put a pull up bar

(01:40:44):
in the doorway at our house, and I started cranking
them out year round. I'd wear every time I walk by,
I just do two or three pull ups, and then
two or three became five, and then five became ten,
And by the time the fifth raid pull up test
rolled around, I cranked out more than anybody else in
my class, except this one really scrawny kid who worked

(01:41:07):
out or not scritty, but he's light and he worked
out with his dad, who's probably on steroids all the time.
I think he might have beat me, but everybody else
I beat, because that's what the Presidential Fitness Test does. No,
not everyone. Some people just didn't care. They did the
thing and it was whatever. But some people they took
that to heart. Man, I can't do a single pull up.

(01:41:27):
Maybe some kid out there is like, man, I can't
even do ten pushups, and that kid's gonna bust ass
all summer and he's gonna come back and he's gonna
do seventy push ups. If we can do that, it's
worth it. That's the best way to get people sometimes
to improve their lives. It's not the ideal way because
it involves humiliation and shame, but sometimes it's the only way. Okay,

(01:41:51):
we got a couple more here. King of the Hill
is back, Return of the King Mia. What'd you think
of the reboot it besides Dale's voice, which you told
me was actually the real actor who had a stroke, right, Yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Was like a stroke. He had some some like medical thing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
The first six episodes was him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
They all sounded bad. Yeah, I hope they bring someone
in for the next season that sounds like Dale. I
could do a better Daale than that. Well, I was
I'm available by the way you're hiring.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
I was watching like a side by side, and you
can kind of tell the difference between when the actual
actor stops and then when they brought in the voice
actor that did Cotton the rest of it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Okay, that was probably a whim they didn't have time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Yeah, yeah, he was con but they got rid of that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
So I liked it. I was worried that it was
gonna be woke ified, and there were a few moments
where it was like, yeah, but they they I think
they did a good job at poking fun at both sides.
Wouldn't you agree it's it's it's very self aware humor.
It's not sn L corporate approve bullshit. But it also
does point out that sometimes we as folks on the right,
tend to dake things a little too far. So there's

(01:43:10):
an article on Cracked about a specific episode from Keegan Kelly,
the author King of the Hill. This is the headline,
just hit the Joe Rogan types below the belt. The
Madisphere believes that America is facing a masculinity crisis and
the day will come when only the manliest, strongest, most successful,

(01:43:32):
and most misogynistic men will survive. For their sakes, let's
just hope that day isn't leg day. In the newly
released revival series or season of King of the Hill,
Hank and Peggy have the unenviable task of adjusting to
the new norms of life at a red state in
twenty twenty five America after an extended stay outside the country.
So it's already this article is operating in bad faith

(01:43:54):
a red state. It's got the majority of the jokes
about their return to the United States. I felt I
don't know about you or at the extend or at
the expense of liberals. Yeah, almost exclusively. There were other
jokes about conservatives we'll get into in a minute, but
like the all gender Yeah, the all gender about that,
there was nothing to do with They came back to

(01:44:15):
this Maga Trump blah blah blah. It says, well, Hank
is still the same red blooded Republican Texan that he
was before he went to Saudi Arabia. He came back
to Ireland to find the rest of the right to
be very different from how he left them. So I
think this person watched it and then just made up
their own plotline to it. Did I miss an episode

(01:44:35):
where other than the one we're gonna talk about a
second here where he's around these crazy lunatic conservatives. Did
I miss something.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
Unless we fell asleep during yeah, says a Bush.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Republican like Hank may believe that America's men need to
return to traditional values to bring about a revival and masculinity,
but in the age of President Donald Trump, who the
show mentions zero times. By the way, great it was refreshing.
I'm tired of hearing about him and his podcaster buddies.
All those words have very different political charge meetings, and
the Joe Rogan definition of masculinity doesn't have the legs

(01:45:13):
to pass the Hill test. So there's an episode in
this where he goes he takes good Hank, his half brother,
to this masculinity camp. And what is the guy the
four F bomb's faith, finances, family, and what's the other one?

(01:45:35):
Fitness is what the guy's selling in the YouTube video.
And the message of this show is, I think, a
very effective one because it's the same thing I've been saying,
and it's coming from the same type of person, which
is what's needed to combat the message of an Andrew Tate.
It points out what I often say, which is that

(01:45:56):
the most dangerous lie is one that's coded in truth.
That's what Andrew Tate's problem is. The guy advertises faith, family, fitness,
and finances, all positive things to have in line, and
then they get there and they find out that the
guy is just a lunatic who hates women and wants
to oversimplify things and blame them for all the world's problems,
and he's a grifter, which is essentially Andrew Tait. The

(01:46:18):
guy was clearly an Andrew Tate parody. Clearly and Andrew
Tape parody. There's no in fact, you could watch this episode.
It's immediately you can tell from the second you see
the commercial where they're going with it. It's never implied
that it has anything to do with Rogan. Joe Rogan
and Andrew Tait are two totally different people. There's two

(01:46:42):
types of people that have opinions on Rogan. There's people
that have only heard things and they've seen little clips
on YouTube and TikTok and Twitter, and they've made up
their mind about him because he doesn't subscribe to the
same insanity that they do, and he is what he
is to them. And then there's people that have actually
listened to a show. Joe Rogan is not the toxic,
over the top bravado that you see from Andrew Tate.

(01:47:04):
Joe Rogan is actually very grounded. Yes, he values fitness,
he values family, and he values curiosity. He is not
a hateful person at all. And I know we'll get
people in the comments, oh could you say that you're
wrong he's a Nazi. And those are the people that
fit into that first group I just told you about.
Guarantee you they've never listened to a full episode. This

(01:47:24):
was about Andrew Tate. And the reason I found this
episode to be as effective as it was because it's
what I've been saying. Unfortunately, and I say, this is
someone who is way right a center. Andrew Tate is
not a good influence for young man. He's not. He
says things that I agree with, he says things that
make sense, but unfortunately the things he gets wrong and

(01:47:46):
the things he goes too far on, he goes way
too far on and gets way wrong. And that's the
problem is we have no governor, we have no middle
ground on anything. It has to be one of two extremes.
You can either be Dylan mulvaney or Andrew Tate, when
as we all know, ninety nine point ninety nine percent
of the population is neither of those two lunatics. So

(01:48:06):
this episode, it puts Hank Hill in here and he's
calling this guy out by the end of it for
his bullshit. Hey, women aren't the problem. We absolutely need
a return to traditional values and traditional masculinity where men
take care of the problems and we're strong, and we
have our finances in order, and we're respected by our families.

(01:48:26):
But this guy takes it too far, which is the
message I've been calling for. Anytime you see other than
myself for the most part, but anytime you see somebody
on TikTok or YouTube or whatever trying to call out
Andrew Tait from a male perspective, not women, but from
a male perspective, trying to say, hey, Andrew Tait is
not somebody that young men should be following. It's somebody

(01:48:48):
like Harry Sisson. It's some one hundred and fifteen pound
twink who can't bench his own weight and has never
been in a fistfight in his entire life. That's not
effective to Andrew Tate's target demographic. The message needs to
come from somebody like Hank Hill. Am I right, I

(01:49:08):
see nodding an agreement. Yes, what.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
Hank Hill giving this message?

Speaker 5 (01:49:17):
You know what, That's what the young men needs.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
He's someone they respect. He's a red blooded ex high
school football star, Texan Republican gun owner. I mean, that's
what people need to hear. It's that, Hey, you don't
have just because you don't want to be a psychopath
like Air. Just because you're not a psychopath like Andrew
Tate doesn't mean you have to be Tim Walls. There

(01:49:42):
is a middle ground. You don't even have to go
right in the middle of those two. You can lean
more tordotate. I probably lean more toward Andrew Tae than
any towards Tim Walls, but I think he goes way
too far out a lot of things. You don't have
to be one of the two ridiculous extremes and caricature.
In fact, most people aren't. We all fall somewhere in

(01:50:03):
the middle to varying degrees. Wrangler School is another perfect
example that rough and tough cowboy touches the same issues,
probably falls on the ideological sphere, on the same spot
as Andrew Tait in a lot of different ways. But
the message isn't as insane, it's not as hostile, and

(01:50:23):
it's not as dare I say it toxic, And that's
exactly what they need. That's exactly what they need. These
weirdos like Harry Siston and Chris Mawrey can go cry
on Twitter about Andrew Tait all they want, But the
only way you're going to get these men who are
right of center and feel like society right rightfully so
by the way, feel that society has left them left

(01:50:44):
them behind. The only way you're going to reach them
is with a Hank Hill. So the message was exactly
exactly what young men needed. That's who they're going to
listen to. They don't want to hear from Dylan mulvaney.
They don't want to hear from Tim Walls. They don't
want to be lectured by women with worthless college degrees

(01:51:05):
that feel like they can talk down to us because
they were dumb enough to go get scammed for a
degree they can't even use. And instead of admitting they
got that wrong, they're just gonna sit here and lecture
us and act like they're smarter and superior. They don't
want to hear from any of those people. They'll listen
to Hank Hill. They'll listen to an old cowboy with

(01:51:28):
a beard. It's sitting out on his ranch, smoking a cigar,
drinking a coffee, just telling you about life. That's what
people need to hear, and that's our show. We will
see you guys on Monday for unsolicited advice. Remember, starting
in September, we are axing the midweek check ins at

(01:51:48):
least temporarily. Crooks and books will be back. I have
a paid appearance on that show, So I'm going to
do it. And I already have way too much in
my plate to be going live and other extra least
one more time a week, so I am going to
press the pause on the midweek show. What we'll probably
do is move Unsolicited Advice to Wednesdays, and that way

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you'll get a little bit more spacing between episodes. Just
gotta have a prioritize some time management here. Other than that,
we'll see you Monday. That's not going into effect for
a little bit, and then after that, shortly after that,
I'll be in Vegas. Keet on your taxes is not
your spouse, stay based.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
That's my purse.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
I don't know you