August 27, 2025 • 45 mins
An 'intellectual,' who is allegedly fluent in Latin, goes Karen on 'Little Ceasers.' A pool prank goes wrong, sending kids flying into a pool. A porcelain doll inheritance withheld from a child. Caleb kicks the show off with a Vegas trip update.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Stock call me from the Red Face of White Supremacy
is here with us as always on this Monday, well
midweek show. You can take the ad off now, just
zoning out over there. I don't know, are you you're
with us?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're kicking Yeah, People walking around outside.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Why are you stocking the neighbors. You're stalking the neighbors. Sorry,
we did not have a Monday show, which is going
to be the norm going forward in September, because, like
I said, I do crooks and books during football season,
and I don't have the time at the moment to
be doing four to five shows a week, so we're
not going to. We've got a lot of stuff. It's
unsolicited advice to MEA has scouraged the Internet looking for
(01:28):
some folks that are in need of help, help from
folks on Reddit, but certainly not help from folks like us,
which is why the name of the segment is called
unsolicited advice. And to the limp dicked losers that are
raging in my comments section on YouTube right now, rumbles
very friendly to us, but YouTube right now, because I
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dared to say what everyone else in this country is thinking,
which is that we should defund Ukraine, not another scent
until they agree to negotiate like adults for something that's
really not our problem. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
Cry away, leave all the comments you want. The reality
is you're a bunch of basement dwelling virgins who can't
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even bench press the bar. So I'm going to continue
to upset you. I'm going to continue to say like
I said, what everyone else is thinking, which is that
we should stop funding the trash heap you call a country.
If you care so much about it, go over there
and sign up. They are looking for cannon fodder. It
will quite literally be the most useful thing you have
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ever done in your entire life. Okay, I got I
got back from Vegas this last week. We were over
there over at Circus Sports. Some stuff coming about that soon.
Some other announcements of the show come, and hopefully good
things coming soon. We'll have to talk about those as
they come. I'm not going to make any promises I
can't keep right now live on the air. But that's
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why we didn't do the Monday show, as I got
back late, and we are switching streaming software. So there's
at Chad's. This only airs on audio. If you're a
fan of the Rumbling YouTube, then you'll have to wait
until Saturday. It depends if Tim got everything going quickly enough. Nonetheless, though,
So okay, so here's a pet peeve of mine. I found.
(03:12):
I didn't realize how much of this was a pet
peeve of mine until I had to utter these words
from my mouth. Now we're gonna start doing We're gonna
start a log on this show called Rules for Men.
Rules for Men. Here's the first rule for men. Your
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coffee order cannot have more syllables than your first and
last name. That's the first rule for men. So I
go down there, right, So we're staying at the Conrad,
which is on the Hilton Resorts World property, and we
are the morning before we're gonna go live on Friday,
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which you can go watch the we did cross post
on our YouTube channel. But the morning before we go
live on Friday, I decide I want to go get
a coffee. And the only thing we had, well, we
had a donut shop in the hotel that really wasn't
all that great coffee, but there was a Starbucks that
wasn't too far away. So I say, hey, I'm gonna
go be office bitch and grab some coffee. To the
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rest of the cast from the show, does anybody want anything?
And they text me and let me tell you. So
I go for Carlos and so Katie to Mesa and
Carlos proud of the two co hosts of the show.
I go down to grab them a coffee. Here was
his order, And listen, you don't understand how emasculated you feel.
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There's a reason people ordered these things on the app.
That's what I figured out. You don't understand how emasculating
it feels as a man to stand there and put
all these people and utter the words iced or chotta oa,
oat milk, shaken espresso. Mia. Do you understand where I'm
coming from here? My order is vanilla lat vanilla late k,
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lob salvatore, right on the money, five syllables. Mia. Do
you understand where I'm coming from with this one?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yes, you do. It's a let me see what Katie
sent me her order. To let me pull that one up.
I had to order both of these things. I didn't
I don't have the Starbucks app. I'm not into dudes.
I don't have the Starbucks app. So I had to
order her after I got the d oat milk. Whatever
the fuck, I then have to turn around and order
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an iced hazel nut shaken espresso grande oat milk. This
is bullshit. This isn't even coffee. This is a foreign
language at this point. Now, now those of you that
know me personally know I have a hill I'm willing
to die on, which is that I simply will not
use the words grande or at Starbucks. It is small, medium,
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and large. I refuse to play your game. You think
you're being cute using Italian language for an American coffee shop,
You're not. I won't do it. I will look the
barista right in they them's eyes and say medium, please, large.
I will not do it. But because they had just
this in this jambled up fucking mess of words here
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that I had to come out and read, I had
to throw the word grande at so I had to
abandon my principles to order coffee. Can you believe that?
You know? Everyone always gets surprised when I tell them
I drink Starbucks. They do they I can't believe you'd
drink a left wing coffee like like, dude, I don't care.
I'll tell you the same thing I tell the gays
about Chick fil A. If you hate it so much,
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make a better chicken sandwich. Until then, I'm going to
Chick fil A. I'm going to the only thing I
don't like about Starbucks is that it's the most expensive.
It is a ripoff. Do you agree? I like, I
know you like it, But can you agree that there's
a flattening of the curve in terms of what you're
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paying versus what you'd get at Scooters or stories?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah? Well, I mean you can't get pink drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
There and you've got a whole bunch of those at home,
so you don't need to go there because they sell
them by the bottle now.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But it's not like the same mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Now Duncan experience. Duncan is below those Duncan is absolute shit.
If you're at a point in your life where you're
ordering Duncan and it's not the only option, Like you're
in a small town and this is all they've got
and you just need something to push you those next
three hours. Right, If you're at a point where you're
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voluntarily ordering Duncan for your coffee, you are in hell.
And I know because I've been there. I completely I
don't know what it is? Is it all what? Once
you've been exposed to nice to better coffee, Everything sold
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at Duncan, from the donuts to the lattes to the
Americana to everything tastes like rubber and chemicals. It is
the worst, the worst chain coffee out there. I don't
know what it is you. I would have to be
desperate and poor to be eating at Duncan. Not to mention,
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we used to live right up the street from one
and I would go there all the time and they
kept trying to kill my wife by giving I would
order decaf and they'd give me like three shots of
espresso the dipshit teenager. And I went back one time
and cussed them out, and they acted like I was
overreacting because they accidentally, quote unquote tried to murder my wife.
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And that's what they're like, Well, it was an accident.
We didn't hear you. And I told them, okay, what
would you do if someone requested no peanut butter because
they had a peanut allergy and you didn't hear him
because it was an accident. What would happen? I'll tell
you what wud happened. That's a rhetorical question. You would
lose your job and that person would be maybe not
a millionaire, but they'd get a nice six figure payday.
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Duncan Duncan employee. It's not Duncan as a hole that
tried to get to the dumbass employee up there. What's
the show we watched? We started watching that Marra Kingstown
show where the Tweaker spoiler alert, show's been out for
three years. I don't care. The tweaker blows up a
trailer and kills like a six year old kid in it,
and Jeremy Renner's character because the guy's telling him, he's like,
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it was an accident. It was an accident, and he goes, no,
you get in an accident when you're fucking skiing. This
was recklessness. Love that quote, you get in an accident
when you're fucking skiing. There's a difference between you just
being a negligent idiot and a legitimate accident, right, Like
when I got hit by a drunk driver. That wasn't
an accident. He was a negligent idiot who could have
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done some very com and sense things like not getting
drunk and getting behind the wheel of a car, and
he refused to do it. That's what that was. An
accident is where you read the stoplight wrong or something
going and you run it and hit that. That's an accident.
All right? What do we have of what's going on
with these stories here? That's enough ranting for me. I
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had a lot to get off my chest. Coffee and
Attempted Murder. That's the title of the show, Coffee and
Attempted Murder. What's going on with these stories here?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I don't know there's stories, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I always ask if there's any anything to preface it with,
but I guess we're not doing that today.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No, I mean, I don't really know what to say. Oh,
there is one of them. There's like seven updates on.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Do I need to read them all?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No? I will. I will summarize the updates, you know,
Like the updates are going back all so the story
is like two years old. Dates go all the way
up to December of last year.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh my god, I was reading this.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I went to this guy's like whole profile to like
read everything.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
There's nothing going on in your life that's that important, folks.
I hate to break it to you. My life's different.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'll just I'll summarize all of the updates, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Side note, if anyone can get me in contact with
somebody that's higher up at the Omaha Public Power District,
drop a comment on the that's based with Caleb Salvator
Facebook group. Go comment, It doesn't matter what it is,
I'll see it. I need to get in contact with
a higher up there because we have a haye fire
hazard in our backyard that these idiots refuse to do
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anything about. And as happy as I am to sue
the daylight out of a multi billion dollar company, I'd
prefer to not risk my life in the process. Okay,
let's go to this first one here. This is on
the Little Caesar's subreddit. The name is blotted out. Says
how do I stop the employees from pronouncing Caesars incorrectly?
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Whenever I go to Little Caesar's, the employees say Caesar's.
Many people don't find this to be an issue, but
I absolutely do. I am an intellectual who is fluent
in Latin. Side note, whenever you hear someone refer to
themselves as an intellectual, you can rest assured that that's
going to be one of the top five dumbest people
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you will ever encounter in your entire life. Says Ergo.
I notice when people pronounce Latin words incorrectly. Okay, pause,
Do we think that the Little Caesar's employees that make
whatever the minimum wage is in your state minus three
dollars and fifty cents an hour are also fluent in Latin.
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Do you think they get paid enough to give a
damn about the proper pronunciation of the company, which, by
the way, every ad I've ever seen is referred to
it as Caesar's. The pronunciation Caesar sounds nothing like the
classical Latin or ecclesiastical Latin pronunciation of Caesar. Firstly, the
first consonant is pronounced with a K and not an S.
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If you played fall Out in Vegas, you would actually
know that. Side note, you don't have to be fluent
in Latin. I played a game that I got for
like thirty bucks when I was in high school, and
I learned how to pronounce Caesar there. And this dumb
shit probably paid six figures to get a degree to
be fluent in Latin like an intellectual, and I got
it for thirty dollars on a video game.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Or he says he's fluent in Latin and.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's where he Maybe he did learn it from the game.
That might be it. That's also a possibility. Second of all,
the first foul is a long eye and not a
long e. Thirdly, the second consonant is pronounced with an
S and not a z and last, but not least,
there is not supposed to be a schwah? What sound
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for the last vowel? I'm not a very petty person. No,
you're not petty at all. No, you're upset about the
pronunciation of a garbage restaurant chain. Well was it? Tim
Dillon says in his stand up. It's the only food
chain that markets to homeless people. They just say our
food is hot. That's their motto. It's hot, you get
it's hot. I'm not a very petty person to say
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I can tolerate one or two vowel or consonant shifts,
but four is a bit too much. Even worse, this
pronunciation is used by most, if not all, of the
employees at Little Caesars. How often does this guy go?
Is he like four hundred pounds? That proves my point
on how the managers do not train their employees as well,
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res ipsa Lekeeter. If sibylis Caesar, Julius Caesar were to
hear someone say Caesar, he would not recognize a single
part of it. I think, you know what I think.
If Julius Caesar were at Little Caesar's, he would have
more questions than how they were pronouncing his name. You know,
if you transported Julius Caesar into the year twenty twenty five,
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fifteen days ago, and this guy wrote this post, and
they asked him do you want to pay with the
would you like to use the Apple pay or did
you already buy it on the app? I think that
would be his primary concern, What the hell is this
witchcraft in front of me? Before he was worried about
how they mispronounced his name. That would be Caesar's primary
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concern right there. You know, what are these flying dragons
in the sky? You know that those would be the
things Caesar was worried about, not the pronunciation of his name. Also, Caesar,
I believe, spoke Latin. So if he came to a
Little Caesar's in America today, he would not understand a
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word of what anybody was saying, because, as this genius
has pointed out, nobody there speaks Latin fluently like he does. Evidently,
little I think Little Caesars should train their employees to
pronounce the company's name properly, or else Latin speaking intellectuals
will ipso facto find it. I love like throws a
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little Latin in there just to let you know, find
it unpleasant to go to Little Caesar's. I don't understand
how you can argue like you've got the like, how
can you argue with people from a classist perspective when
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you're dining at Little Caesar's listen.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So frequently that often to complain about how they pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's the thing is if you're gonna like look down
on people and shame them for being poorly educated or
beneath you or whatever, that's fine, But you can't eat
it little seas. If you're gonna do that, that's the big,
the big difference there. You don't get to die. Can
we even call it dining at Little Caesar's. You don't
(17:10):
get to dine at Little Caesar's, Okay. And I say
this as someone who actually enjoys the food. I'm not
gonna judge people who don't speak Latin, though. I'm not
out here being a holier than now, you know, douchebag
like this guy. I actually do you like Little Caesars?
I actually like it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's for what is it like five bucks? Or is
it probably more than that?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I now used to be five bucks I'm sure it's
more than that now.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But it's still like seven dollars, right, seven.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Eight bucks cheap and you can get like a leader
of pop and the crazy bread.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, and the crazy bread's the goat. It's it's still
a little dowie. It ain't out of the oven all
the way yet, you know they take it out like
a minute too early. It's good like Little Caesars is
in terms of bang for your buck. You know, you
can go out and spend more on a pizza, but
Little Caesar is solid compared to if you wanted to
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go eat, you know, a steak for five dollars or
a burger. You know, like Little Caesars for being pretty
much the bottom of the barrel for that type of food.
That's a high floor Little Caesar. I like it. I
all eat Little Caesars, not often because it's terrible for you,
and I feel like I'm gonna have a fucking heart
attack every time i eat it. But I'll have it
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like my grandma gets it, and we'll go over there,
or we'll pick one up on the way or something,
and yeah, I dig it, all right, let's go to
the next one. I see something of its old tap.
I saw something about the Lockness Monster, but it was
just a tab I hadn't closed yet. Okay, am I
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From Scared Weakness sixty two fifty. Am I the asshole?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
This is the one I'll give the updates on?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay? Can I have a sip of that? I'm play
parched real quick? Thank you? Is there nothing left? No?
I don't want it? Then no, I don't want it.
I don't want it. Am I the asshole for jumping
out of the way when my niece and nephew tried
to push me into a pool, resulting in them falling in. Okay,
don't I haven't read these yet. Mia sent me to these.
(19:57):
I'm all these. I'm going in blind drop comment and
YouTuber rumble if you believe that or if you think
that we're going to see the if the niece and
nephew drowned here, If that's what happened happen today? My
folks decided to host a barbecue because I guess that's
what older people do. What am I old? Am I
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do you know what I said today? You know what
happened to me today? Bumped into someone I hadn't seen
it in a while, whose daughter is going to college
And I said, uh, oh, what you going to college for?
And they go audiology, you know, like hearing aids, And
I just go huh and they said, yeah, she says
a bunch all the old white women make that joke,
or all the old white men make that joke. That's
(20:44):
like their go to when they find out. And I'm like, oh,
I'm not even thirty, says my folks decided to host
a barbecue because I guess that's what older people who
fuck this guy come on, I declined, because they really
don't like my two sisters, their husbands, or their kids.
Wife and I are child for Oh, this is one
of these pricks, okay. Mom then pressured the wife. Long
(21:06):
story short, we went. By the time we arrived, there
were about twenty people there. My sisters and their husbands
were already solidly buzzed drunk. Really, my mom was spending
one hundred percent of her time trying to keep the
nieces and nephew's, ages seven and eleven, more or less
under control. Well, you know what, if you had a
seven and eleven year old, you'd probably get pretty lid too.
That's all I'm saying. My dad had strategically retreated to
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the whirlpool part of the pool with small a small
cooler full of beers. Dad sounds like my kind of guy.
Dad sounds like my kind of guy. Wife and I
made small talk with miscellaneous people, ate food, had a
frozen margarita. Sister and brother in laws took turns criticizing
us for being late, not being in our swimsuits, and
screwing up the vibe whatever typical suburban summer gets together.
(21:50):
I guarantee you that did not go that way. Guarantee you.
I guarantee you. This person has some type of victim complex.
And they said, hey, where's your swimsuit? And that's what
that turned into. I'll read that again. Sister and brother
in law's took her. All of them, all four of
them took turns criticizing us for being late, not being
in our swimsuits, and screwing up the vibe.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I am just gonna say while you're reading this that
the sisters and brother in laws are terrible people.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Are they? Or are we getting one side of the story.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, they are, Okay, while you're reading this, don't think
that they are completely.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
In his I've already made up my mind. I've already
made up my mind. The sister and brother in laws
could be closet serial killer super Nazis, and they're still
the good guys here. About forty five minutes in, two
of the kids ran at one of the neighbor guests
who was standing next to the pool, and pushed her in.
She was at the pool steps, stumbled in but didn't fall,
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so only got half wet. She was clearly very unhappy
about it, but she didn't make a scene, just went
over to where the parents were, grabbed their towel herself
often left. Sister and brother in laws all thought it
was great fun. Wait, so hold on ran with the kid. Okay,
a bit later, I was standing a few feet away
from the pool, chatting away with someone. I saw three
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of the kids running full tilt at me from the
corner of my eye. Obviously I was next. Not that
it's terribly difficult to outwit young kids. I lovely throws
that part in, But I is this the Little Caesar's
guy is the same guy? Oh, those kids didn't speak
fluent Latin. Not that it's terribly difficult to outwit young kids,
but I just jumped out of their way at the
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last second. All three of them ran straight into the
pool at full speed. Most of the other guests, including
my wife and me, started laughing, but their moms, who
as I mentioned, were pretty shit faced, absolutely freaked out. Okay,
I'm starting to see why the mom might be a
piece of shit my the sisters getting shit faced. It's
one thing to have a few and let loose, but
(23:55):
to get shipped Okay. Apparently two of the kids couldn't swim,
even though they were in swimsuits. Since I wasn't in
swim gear, I stepped back from the pool and let
the other people fish the kids out. The kids were
bawling their heads off like they'd lost the limb. That point,
all hell broke loose. Four drunk parents were yelling at
everyone in general, me in particular, for letting it nearly
letting their kids drown. Well, though, you were letting your
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kids drown by getting drunk while your kids ran around
a swimming pool and they didn't even know how to swim,
that's your fault. How is he supposed to know? And also,
because two of the kids had been videoing the trick
using their parents' iPhones, which were now at the bottom
of the pool. That sounds like I don't believe in karma,
but that sounds like karma to me. One of my
brother in law's got into the pool to retrieve the phone,
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but as BMI and BAC made that impossible, no one
else volunteered to help. Unsurprising given that my sisters were
still bitching at everywhere. I bet the Dad is just
chilling having a cigar, laughing right now. That's my favorite
part of the Dad is my kind of guy. Here, folks,
let me tell you, if your phone is at the
bottom of a pool, it's over. It's done. There's no
(25:02):
point in going to get it. Like it's a It's
like I was. If you're at the point where you're
putting your phone in a bowl of rice, you might
as well just cook the rice because your phone is
also cooked. You know what. I like that. That's a
desperation full court heave as time expires. I told my
sisters it was their job to watch their kids, and
(25:24):
then if anything had happened to them, it would have
been their responsibility, not mine. There was some pretty strong
words on both sides. I bet some of those words
were slurred, wife and I left after the other brother
in law fell over and face planted while yelling at us.
Now they're saying I should have let them knock me
into the pool and have their fun and ruin my phone.
So I the asshole. Side note, Dad, of course never
(25:44):
got out of the whirlpool. Would I tell you my
kind of guy? Okay, So what's the updates that we
need to know? Here? Can you summarize? Yeah? The dad's
by fucking guy. This guy's like I've raised three kids.
They're probably all obnoxious. I can't stay had them. Let
me sit here and admire what little time I have
left and basking my success. Okay, I want to chill
(26:07):
and have a beer. I put up with your shit
for way too long. I'm out. Mom can handle it.
That that's gonna be me in thirty years. That's gonna
be me chilling in the whirlpool twelve pack of beer
by myself with a stogy that if I'm there in
thirty years. I'm cool. I'm happy. So what's the update? So?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Uh, First of all, the kids can swim. Okay, yes,
the mom told them that they The mom told the
brother that they can swim.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
To shame. Yeah, she did that and she lied to
shame them.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, but the mom tried to get like all of
them together to get them to like make peace, but
they wouldn't. But it turns out so they so they
have this like vacation house that the brother owns, but
they let the mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So the brother being the person who wrote this, yes.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
The brother, Yes, the brother being the person that wrote this.
He owns this vacation home. It's this cabin. He lets
the mom and dad use it, but the sisters don't
know that the brother owns it. Like she thinks that
the parents own it. So like, okay, so first of all,
(27:27):
first of all, everything like hadn't really blown over, but
like they just weren't really talking. Yeah, and then like
this scenario happened or not scenario.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm like this situation.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, situation happened where they wanted to use the cabin
but they couldn't because the parents had told them that
it wasn't theirs.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
It was what a stupid thing to lie about. Why
would you lie about that?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Because they didn't want like his brother, the brother didn't
want like his siblings to know.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh if my siblings were that obnoxious, and I was
richer than them, they would all know, they'd know every
penny in my bank account.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well like he'd yeah, he didn't want them to know that. Oh,
like he didn't want them to know that, Like it
was his life.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'd let him know anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But yeah, so like they thought that the parents owned it.
Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, they thought the parents
owned it, but the brother actually owned it and gave
the keys to his parents to use. But so anyways,
this is like further down the line. The sisters tried
to use it, but they told them no because it
wasn't theirs, it was actually the brothers, and the brother
(28:43):
wouldn't have wanted them to use it. And they freaked
out because they were renting it out on the weekends
to people because they were in like such bad like
credit card debt and like living way beyond their means.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
The siblings were.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
The siblings were girls.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The plot dickens.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, and so they.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Dave Ramsey's head just exploded right now.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
So they were using this cabin like what they thought
was their like parents' cabin, which is actually their brothers.
They were using this cabin behind their back, like giving
out the keys like renting it out to people on
the weekends and then like during the week and stuff,
and now they couldn't do that anymore. So they were
like freaking out on their brother, like trying to get
him to let him use the cabin. And then they
(29:35):
were getting their parents involved and were threatening to take
the kids away from their parents, like not let the
parents see the grandkids.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah. And then so the brother got so concerned because
he was worried that the that they were going to
go to the cabin, so he like hired a property
manager for it, and the brother in laws went there
one night and like tried to break in.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
And so they got arrested, and there was like this
they had to like they just like paid for damages
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It was like a shitty Lifetime movie.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
This went on for like a year and a half.
Like it went on like there was like updates throughout,
Like there's like, yeah, I think like seven updates throughout
like a year and a half on everything that was
going on. And and then it turned out at the end,
so like all of everything was done, Like they had
paid for damages for the cabin. It all pretty much
(30:46):
came down to a bunch of shit with this cabin
and then everything was done. And then the brother had
found out afterwards that one of his sisters had to
fund over bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And then his parents let her use one of their cars,
and then they were also giving both of the sisters
six hundred dollars a month for groceries.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Odd number anyway.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, and that happened. That had been going on ever
since he was in grad school, since he was like
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
And he was like in his their groceries are they
buying for six hundred dollars? Are they going to Whole
Foods whole.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Paycheck six hundred dollars a month for groceries and or no?
So I'm sorry, five hundred, six hundred just came into
my head.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
That's probably with two kids, five hundreds probably about right,
five hundred.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But no, this had been going on since for like
over ten years.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Ah so since before they had kids. Yeah, because they
guarantee you that's not getting spent on groceries.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, because they felt like since he was still because
this was in grad school when he was living at home,
they felt like since he was living at home rent free,
they still needed something so anyways, they were living off
of this five hundred dollars a month still of groceries
from their parents. And then one of the sisters had
(32:17):
a car from their parents because they had to sell
everything because they filed for bankruptcy. And then their parents
were watching the kids for free for like babysitting and everything.
And then the mom had taken all of the money
out of their four oh one K forty thousand dollars.
(32:37):
She had taken everything out.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
She took money out of her and her husband's four
oh one K. Yeah, to enable her scumbag kids.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Oh boy, Wait, all they had in their four o
one K was forty thousand dollars and they're retired, I know,
people in their twenty what, so they've obviously blown through
a bunch of it already.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
They didn't have a lot saved up. Okay, they weren't, like,
they weren't rich.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Get a pool. So you got a pool with forty
thousand dollars before it? What? Jay sounds like orc mischief
to me anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, he also said they weren't the best at savings,
so maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
So it's a whole family of financial morons, is what you're.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Saying, maybe that's I didn't even think about that. Yeah,
I didn't even think about how that was.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Hey, I'm retired with forty grand in my that's what's
wrong with this country. That's where a lot of you
that are listening to this show. Unless you change your habits, now,
that's where you're headed. That's where you're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
He said their house is paid off.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Maybe they took them for with I don't know. Maybe
I don't know this. This doesn't something doesn't add up here,
but the people who pay their houses off usually How
much information did he share about his family?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well this went on for like seven different stories, so
that's why there's so much in there.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
But yeah, anyways, so that's it. No, really like big
I mean like yeah, like the big thing was like
the whole cabin thing and then how the sisters had
over bankruptcy because they're like shit human beings. Yes, but yeah,
(34:29):
this one was just it started off just like a
simple little kind of like thing with like the nieces
and nephews, and then it just like all hell broke loose,
Oh my god, like all these different stories like everything.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
So no, this guy's not the asshole. This is it.
I love the lore behind this. We built like a
whole cinematic universe. Here. You're talking about the four oh
one k thing. You remember Dion Cobbs used to come
on Bread and Circuses. He posted a tick. This is
how I know my generation's absolutely fucked. He posted a
TikTok and said, if you're forty years old and only
(35:07):
have fifty thousand dollars in your retirement account, that's not
a lot of money. And people freaked out, and I'm like,
oh my god, this is a problem. This is my
generation is never going to retire or we're going to
bankrupt the social Security system. One of the two. I
(35:28):
don't know, but I saw that the amount of people
that it went viral and the amount of people that
flipped out shout out to him fall He's a great
follow The amount of people that flipped out on him
for that, it's crazy. Okay, so we Oh Also.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The sisters were mad at the brother because they had
to sell the jet skis. Oh no, they were mad
because everything was his fault because.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
They wouldn't Why are the jet skis his fault is
Bobby Hill.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Everything was his fault because he wouldn't let him use
the cabin.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I won't let you say shit make money.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
And so they had to break in and then use
their money to buy.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
The replacement for you know what, I would have sold it.
I would have sold the cab and bought another one
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
He was going to, but the parents asked him not to,
so he did it.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Sorry, Mom and dad. Price is forty thousand dollars. Empty
out the four oh one K. So let's see at
a discount. Okay, last one, that guy's not the asshole
that wrote that story that took us on a ride. Okay,
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asshole for not giving my niece the porcelain doll my
mother left for her? Has there ever been a porcelain
doll that wasn't just creepy as well? Never? I'm yet
I had an aunt. Great aunt helped raise me very
close with her or loved it. I'd killed She's one
of the people on this planet i'd kill somebody for.
(38:11):
But she had a room, a decorative room in her
house with porcelain dolls, and there must have been fifty
of them in there, and like it scared me to death.
And when I would get in trouble, she would tell me,
(38:31):
if you don't watch it, I'm gonna stick you in
that room and lock the door because one of those
dolls on their own is creepy. Fifty is the shit
of nightmares. So my niece, Jay ten female, was the
only granddaughter when my mother died in twenty twenty. When
she died, she wanted my niece to have her porcelain
doll collection, which had around six dolls. These porcelain dolls
(38:53):
were around when I was a child, and I had
memories of getting in trouble for playing with them. They
were absolutely beautiful. Well, when my mother died, I twenty nine, female,
decided to keep one doll. I know it wasn't left
to me, but I felt like they meant more to
me than they could to my niece. I contemplated giving
it back to her when she was old enough to
appreciate it. Were from Louisiana and Hurricane Laura. When Hurricane
(39:16):
Laura hit, when we evacuated, I took the doll with
me because I knew it was sentimental and irreplaceable. That's
what this weirdo grabs is a doll. She grabs a doll.
The doll people islet's at Island of the Dolls. My niece, however,
let all of the five remaining dolls get ruined in
the hurricane because she left them in the house when
(39:40):
where got ruined? Okay, Oh, this selfish ten year old
wasn't thinking as her home was being flooded by hurricane
waters to grab the five porcelain dolls. What a monster?
Oh no, ungrateful little bitch, this selfish ten year old.
My argument is that if I I would have gave
(40:00):
her the doll, it would have gotten ruined with the
other ones because she didn't care enough about them to
take them with that. That's what it was. It couldn't
be that she was a terrified child in a hurricane.
It's that she's this selfish, ungrateful little monster. Fast forward,
It's twenty twenty five, I have a daughter on my own.
One hundred percent believe that my mom would have known
(40:20):
she was going to have another granddaughter, she would have
left the doll to her. Am I the asshole. Not
only are you the asshole, you're breaking the law. They
can sue you for what you're doing, and, to be
quite frank, I think they should because you seem to
be insufferable. You know that's saying like taking candy from
(40:41):
a baby. You're literally stealing shit from children that doesn't
belong to you because you felt you were entitled to it.
You felt you were entitled to it. Your mother didn't
leave you a doll, and unfortunately she didn't leave you
very good parenting as well, because she raised an entitled
little prick or bitch sorry a woman bad my bad.
(41:03):
You felt that you were until you didn't ask. You
snuck it away. That's what she did from a ten
year old. You are the asshole here and probably in
every other element of your life. Yes, you are the asshole.
Would you like to add anything to this before we
close out this long show here?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
No? I agree her mom wanted her granddaughter to have it.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, you know, like my mom would have known she
well you know what she didn't. Yeah, it's irrelevant. If
I would have known what the lottery numbers were the
other day, i'd be a billionaire. But I'm not. What
were you saying? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
No, I mean she has a lot more memories with
her mom, Like this is something that the granddaughter can yep,
keep and like connect with her on.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I love how Like, in what world is a ten
year old going to grab all five porcelain dolls and
haul them out like a fireman in an action movie
to the car in this hurricane?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I will say, I can understand why the daughter grabbed it,
because like I have that that like pink Teddy Bear
that my dad got me. That's important to me. Like
as an adult, yeah, yeah, that's something that I would
like to have. But as a kid, No, that wouldn't
be on my mind.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
House is burning down. You can save one item. Animals
are out. Animals are animals are saved. House is burning down.
You can take one item from it. What do you take? Oh,
you've got your and get your wedding ring. That's all fine.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What about like electronics?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Your phone is on your person. You had to call
nine to one one, so you have that? Oh plus
you have to consider. We have this thing called homeowner's insurance,
so electronics can be replaced with a check. So there's that.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Probably that guitar. Okay, yeah, reading room, My grandpa's a guitar.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, drop a comment. What you guys would say if
it was your one thing? Do it in the that
space with Caleb Salvat or facebook page, on YouTube and
rumble if it actually airs on YouTube, YouTube and rumble.
I would save that thing right over there in the corner.
And I'm not gonna say what that thing is because
I don't want to be a target to get robbed,
so I'm not gonna say what it is. But that's
(43:23):
what I would save. It's worth a little bit cash.
I'll leave it at that. Okay, Like we got picks,
I gotta do picks here. I fucking sucked last week.
It was week zero. Give me a break. I didn't
even count. I went one in three, get the wrong
buzzer ready. I went Kansas State minus three wrong, wrong.
(43:44):
I went uh Stanford money line way wrong. I went
uh Fresno State plus eleven and a half wrong. The
only one I got right was Western Kentucky. Don't worry
about it was Western Kentucky minus ten point five. We're
gonna try it again this week, so I'm one in
three going into week one. Here we go, five picks
(44:05):
of the bonus. One in the chamber. Nebraska said, remember
this is not a gambling advice show. Gam bet responsibly
and don't take my advice because as you saw, I
got my ass kicked. Nebraska minus six and a half
over Cincinnati, Michigan State minus twenty and a half over
Western Michigan, Ohio State minus two and a half over Texas,
Iowa State minus fourteen and a half over South Dakota,
(44:25):
Alabama minus thirteen and a half over Florida State. Am
I round in the chamber. Bonus bet Liberty minus twenty
three and a half over Maine. Those are my picks
for the week. Do what you will with them. You'll
probably bet against him because if recent history is any indicator,
I got my ass kicked. Fortunately, my role on a
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(44:46):
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Stock call me from the Red Face of White Supremacy
is here with us as always on this Monday, well
midweek show. You can take the ad off now, just
zoning out over there. I don't know, are you you're
with us?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're kicking Yeah, People walking around outside.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Why are you stocking the neighbors. You're stalking the neighbors. Sorry,
we did not have a Monday show, which is going
to be the norm going forward in September, because, like
I said, I do crooks and books during football season,
and I don't have the time at the moment to
be doing four to five shows a week, so we're
not going to. We've got a lot of stuff. It's
unsolicited advice to MEA has scouraged the Internet looking for
(01:28):
some folks that are in need of help, help from
folks on Reddit, but certainly not help from folks like us,
which is why the name of the segment is called
unsolicited advice. And to the limp dicked losers that are
raging in my comments section on YouTube right now, rumbles
very friendly to us, but YouTube right now, because I
(01:49):
dared to say what everyone else in this country is thinking,
which is that we should defund Ukraine, not another scent
until they agree to negotiate like adults for something that's
really not our problem. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
Cry away, leave all the comments you want. The reality
is you're a bunch of basement dwelling virgins who can't
(02:09):
even bench press the bar. So I'm going to continue
to upset you. I'm going to continue to say like
I said, what everyone else is thinking, which is that
we should stop funding the trash heap you call a country.
If you care so much about it, go over there
and sign up. They are looking for cannon fodder. It
will quite literally be the most useful thing you have
(02:30):
ever done in your entire life. Okay, I got I
got back from Vegas this last week. We were over
there over at Circus Sports. Some stuff coming about that soon.
Some other announcements of the show come, and hopefully good
things coming soon. We'll have to talk about those as
they come. I'm not going to make any promises I
can't keep right now live on the air. But that's
(02:52):
why we didn't do the Monday show, as I got
back late, and we are switching streaming software. So there's
at Chad's. This only airs on audio. If you're a
fan of the Rumbling YouTube, then you'll have to wait
until Saturday. It depends if Tim got everything going quickly enough. Nonetheless, though,
So okay, so here's a pet peeve of mine. I found.
(03:12):
I didn't realize how much of this was a pet
peeve of mine until I had to utter these words
from my mouth. Now we're gonna start doing We're gonna
start a log on this show called Rules for Men.
Rules for Men. Here's the first rule for men. Your
(03:33):
coffee order cannot have more syllables than your first and
last name. That's the first rule for men. So I
go down there, right, So we're staying at the Conrad,
which is on the Hilton Resorts World property, and we
are the morning before we're gonna go live on Friday,
(03:54):
which you can go watch the we did cross post
on our YouTube channel. But the morning before we go
live on Friday, I decide I want to go get
a coffee. And the only thing we had, well, we
had a donut shop in the hotel that really wasn't
all that great coffee, but there was a Starbucks that
wasn't too far away. So I say, hey, I'm gonna
go be office bitch and grab some coffee. To the
(04:15):
rest of the cast from the show, does anybody want anything?
And they text me and let me tell you. So
I go for Carlos and so Katie to Mesa and
Carlos proud of the two co hosts of the show.
I go down to grab them a coffee. Here was
his order, And listen, you don't understand how emasculated you feel.
(04:39):
There's a reason people ordered these things on the app.
That's what I figured out. You don't understand how emasculating
it feels as a man to stand there and put
all these people and utter the words iced or chotta oa,
oat milk, shaken espresso. Mia. Do you understand where I'm
coming from here? My order is vanilla lat vanilla late k,
(05:04):
lob salvatore, right on the money, five syllables. Mia. Do
you understand where I'm coming from with this one?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yes, you do. It's a let me see what Katie
sent me her order. To let me pull that one up.
I had to order both of these things. I didn't
I don't have the Starbucks app. I'm not into dudes.
I don't have the Starbucks app. So I had to
order her after I got the d oat milk. Whatever
the fuck, I then have to turn around and order
(05:37):
an iced hazel nut shaken espresso grande oat milk. This
is bullshit. This isn't even coffee. This is a foreign
language at this point. Now, now those of you that
know me personally know I have a hill I'm willing
to die on, which is that I simply will not
use the words grande or at Starbucks. It is small, medium,
(06:03):
and large. I refuse to play your game. You think
you're being cute using Italian language for an American coffee shop,
You're not. I won't do it. I will look the
barista right in they them's eyes and say medium, please, large.
I will not do it. But because they had just
this in this jambled up fucking mess of words here
(06:26):
that I had to come out and read, I had
to throw the word grande at so I had to
abandon my principles to order coffee. Can you believe that?
You know? Everyone always gets surprised when I tell them
I drink Starbucks. They do they I can't believe you'd
drink a left wing coffee like like, dude, I don't care.
I'll tell you the same thing I tell the gays
about Chick fil A. If you hate it so much,
(06:47):
make a better chicken sandwich. Until then, I'm going to
Chick fil A. I'm going to the only thing I
don't like about Starbucks is that it's the most expensive.
It is a ripoff. Do you agree? I like, I
know you like it, But can you agree that there's
a flattening of the curve in terms of what you're
(07:08):
paying versus what you'd get at Scooters or stories?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah? Well, I mean you can't get pink drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
There and you've got a whole bunch of those at home,
so you don't need to go there because they sell
them by the bottle now.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But it's not like the same mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Now Duncan experience. Duncan is below those Duncan is absolute shit.
If you're at a point in your life where you're
ordering Duncan and it's not the only option, Like you're
in a small town and this is all they've got
and you just need something to push you those next
three hours. Right, If you're at a point where you're
(07:47):
voluntarily ordering Duncan for your coffee, you are in hell.
And I know because I've been there. I completely I
don't know what it is? Is it all what? Once
you've been exposed to nice to better coffee, Everything sold
(08:08):
at Duncan, from the donuts to the lattes to the
Americana to everything tastes like rubber and chemicals. It is
the worst, the worst chain coffee out there. I don't
know what it is you. I would have to be
desperate and poor to be eating at Duncan. Not to mention,
(08:30):
we used to live right up the street from one
and I would go there all the time and they
kept trying to kill my wife by giving I would
order decaf and they'd give me like three shots of
espresso the dipshit teenager. And I went back one time
and cussed them out, and they acted like I was
overreacting because they accidentally, quote unquote tried to murder my wife.
(08:53):
And that's what they're like, Well, it was an accident.
We didn't hear you. And I told them, okay, what
would you do if someone requested no peanut butter because
they had a peanut allergy and you didn't hear him
because it was an accident. What would happen? I'll tell
you what wud happened. That's a rhetorical question. You would
lose your job and that person would be maybe not
a millionaire, but they'd get a nice six figure payday.
(09:14):
Duncan Duncan employee. It's not Duncan as a hole that
tried to get to the dumbass employee up there. What's
the show we watched? We started watching that Marra Kingstown
show where the Tweaker spoiler alert, show's been out for
three years. I don't care. The tweaker blows up a
trailer and kills like a six year old kid in it,
and Jeremy Renner's character because the guy's telling him, he's like,
(09:36):
it was an accident. It was an accident, and he goes, no,
you get in an accident when you're fucking skiing. This
was recklessness. Love that quote, you get in an accident
when you're fucking skiing. There's a difference between you just
being a negligent idiot and a legitimate accident, right, Like
when I got hit by a drunk driver. That wasn't
an accident. He was a negligent idiot who could have
(09:58):
done some very com and sense things like not getting
drunk and getting behind the wheel of a car, and
he refused to do it. That's what that was. An
accident is where you read the stoplight wrong or something
going and you run it and hit that. That's an accident.
All right? What do we have of what's going on
with these stories here? That's enough ranting for me. I
(10:20):
had a lot to get off my chest. Coffee and
Attempted Murder. That's the title of the show, Coffee and
Attempted Murder. What's going on with these stories here?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I don't know there's stories, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I always ask if there's any anything to preface it with,
but I guess we're not doing that today.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No, I mean, I don't really know what to say. Oh,
there is one of them. There's like seven updates on.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Do I need to read them all?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No? I will. I will summarize the updates, you know,
Like the updates are going back all so the story
is like two years old. Dates go all the way
up to December of last year.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh my god, I was reading this.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I went to this guy's like whole profile to like
read everything.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
There's nothing going on in your life that's that important, folks.
I hate to break it to you. My life's different.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'll just I'll summarize all of the updates, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Side note, if anyone can get me in contact with
somebody that's higher up at the Omaha Public Power District,
drop a comment on the that's based with Caleb Salvator
Facebook group. Go comment, It doesn't matter what it is,
I'll see it. I need to get in contact with
a higher up there because we have a haye fire
hazard in our backyard that these idiots refuse to do
(11:45):
anything about. And as happy as I am to sue
the daylight out of a multi billion dollar company, I'd
prefer to not risk my life in the process. Okay,
let's go to this first one here. This is on
the Little Caesar's subreddit. The name is blotted out. Says
how do I stop the employees from pronouncing Caesars incorrectly?
(12:14):
Whenever I go to Little Caesar's, the employees say Caesar's.
Many people don't find this to be an issue, but
I absolutely do. I am an intellectual who is fluent
in Latin. Side note, whenever you hear someone refer to
themselves as an intellectual, you can rest assured that that's
going to be one of the top five dumbest people
(12:36):
you will ever encounter in your entire life. Says Ergo.
I notice when people pronounce Latin words incorrectly. Okay, pause,
Do we think that the Little Caesar's employees that make
whatever the minimum wage is in your state minus three
dollars and fifty cents an hour are also fluent in Latin.
(13:00):
Do you think they get paid enough to give a
damn about the proper pronunciation of the company, which, by
the way, every ad I've ever seen is referred to
it as Caesar's. The pronunciation Caesar sounds nothing like the
classical Latin or ecclesiastical Latin pronunciation of Caesar. Firstly, the
first consonant is pronounced with a K and not an S.
(13:23):
If you played fall Out in Vegas, you would actually
know that. Side note, you don't have to be fluent
in Latin. I played a game that I got for
like thirty bucks when I was in high school, and
I learned how to pronounce Caesar there. And this dumb
shit probably paid six figures to get a degree to
be fluent in Latin like an intellectual, and I got
it for thirty dollars on a video game.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Or he says he's fluent in Latin and.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's where he Maybe he did learn it from the game.
That might be it. That's also a possibility. Second of all,
the first foul is a long eye and not a
long e. Thirdly, the second consonant is pronounced with an
S and not a z and last, but not least,
there is not supposed to be a schwah? What sound
(14:05):
for the last vowel? I'm not a very petty person. No,
you're not petty at all. No, you're upset about the
pronunciation of a garbage restaurant chain. Well was it? Tim
Dillon says in his stand up. It's the only food
chain that markets to homeless people. They just say our
food is hot. That's their motto. It's hot, you get
it's hot. I'm not a very petty person to say
(14:29):
I can tolerate one or two vowel or consonant shifts,
but four is a bit too much. Even worse, this
pronunciation is used by most, if not all, of the
employees at Little Caesars. How often does this guy go?
Is he like four hundred pounds? That proves my point
on how the managers do not train their employees as well,
(14:50):
res ipsa Lekeeter. If sibylis Caesar, Julius Caesar were to
hear someone say Caesar, he would not recognize a single
part of it. I think, you know what I think.
If Julius Caesar were at Little Caesar's, he would have
more questions than how they were pronouncing his name. You know,
if you transported Julius Caesar into the year twenty twenty five,
(15:14):
fifteen days ago, and this guy wrote this post, and
they asked him do you want to pay with the
would you like to use the Apple pay or did
you already buy it on the app? I think that
would be his primary concern, What the hell is this
witchcraft in front of me? Before he was worried about
how they mispronounced his name. That would be Caesar's primary
(15:36):
concern right there. You know, what are these flying dragons
in the sky? You know that those would be the
things Caesar was worried about, not the pronunciation of his name. Also, Caesar,
I believe, spoke Latin. So if he came to a
Little Caesar's in America today, he would not understand a
(15:59):
word of what anybody was saying, because, as this genius
has pointed out, nobody there speaks Latin fluently like he does. Evidently,
little I think Little Caesars should train their employees to
pronounce the company's name properly, or else Latin speaking intellectuals
will ipso facto find it. I love like throws a
(16:19):
little Latin in there just to let you know, find
it unpleasant to go to Little Caesar's. I don't understand
how you can argue like you've got the like, how
can you argue with people from a classist perspective when
(16:40):
you're dining at Little Caesar's listen.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So frequently that often to complain about how they pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's the thing is if you're gonna like look down
on people and shame them for being poorly educated or
beneath you or whatever, that's fine, But you can't eat
it little seas. If you're gonna do that, that's the big,
the big difference there. You don't get to die. Can
we even call it dining at Little Caesar's. You don't
(17:10):
get to dine at Little Caesar's, Okay. And I say
this as someone who actually enjoys the food. I'm not
gonna judge people who don't speak Latin, though. I'm not
out here being a holier than now, you know, douchebag
like this guy. I actually do you like Little Caesars?
I actually like it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's for what is it like five bucks? Or is
it probably more than that?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I now used to be five bucks I'm sure it's
more than that now.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But it's still like seven dollars, right, seven.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Eight bucks cheap and you can get like a leader
of pop and the crazy bread.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, and the crazy bread's the goat. It's it's still
a little dowie. It ain't out of the oven all
the way yet, you know they take it out like
a minute too early. It's good like Little Caesars is
in terms of bang for your buck. You know, you
can go out and spend more on a pizza, but
Little Caesar is solid compared to if you wanted to
(18:02):
go eat, you know, a steak for five dollars or
a burger. You know, like Little Caesars for being pretty
much the bottom of the barrel for that type of food.
That's a high floor Little Caesar. I like it. I
all eat Little Caesars, not often because it's terrible for you,
and I feel like I'm gonna have a fucking heart
attack every time i eat it. But I'll have it
(18:23):
like my grandma gets it, and we'll go over there,
or we'll pick one up on the way or something,
and yeah, I dig it, all right, let's go to
the next one. I see something of its old tap.
I saw something about the Lockness Monster, but it was
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From Scared Weakness sixty two fifty. Am I the asshole?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
This is the one I'll give the updates on?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay? Can I have a sip of that? I'm play
parched real quick? Thank you? Is there nothing left? No?
I don't want it? Then no, I don't want it.
I don't want it. Am I the asshole for jumping
out of the way when my niece and nephew tried
to push me into a pool, resulting in them falling in. Okay,
don't I haven't read these yet. Mia sent me to these.
(19:57):
I'm all these. I'm going in blind drop comment and
YouTuber rumble if you believe that or if you think
that we're going to see the if the niece and
nephew drowned here, If that's what happened happen today? My
folks decided to host a barbecue because I guess that's
what older people do. What am I old? Am I
(20:23):
do you know what I said today? You know what
happened to me today? Bumped into someone I hadn't seen
it in a while, whose daughter is going to college
And I said, uh, oh, what you going to college for?
And they go audiology, you know, like hearing aids, And
I just go huh and they said, yeah, she says
a bunch all the old white women make that joke,
or all the old white men make that joke. That's
(20:44):
like their go to when they find out. And I'm like, oh,
I'm not even thirty, says my folks decided to host
a barbecue because I guess that's what older people who
fuck this guy come on, I declined, because they really
don't like my two sisters, their husbands, or their kids.
Wife and I are child for Oh, this is one
of these pricks, okay. Mom then pressured the wife. Long
(21:06):
story short, we went. By the time we arrived, there
were about twenty people there. My sisters and their husbands
were already solidly buzzed drunk. Really, my mom was spending
one hundred percent of her time trying to keep the
nieces and nephew's, ages seven and eleven, more or less
under control. Well, you know what, if you had a
seven and eleven year old, you'd probably get pretty lid too.
That's all I'm saying. My dad had strategically retreated to
(21:29):
the whirlpool part of the pool with small a small
cooler full of beers. Dad sounds like my kind of guy.
Dad sounds like my kind of guy. Wife and I
made small talk with miscellaneous people, ate food, had a
frozen margarita. Sister and brother in laws took turns criticizing
us for being late, not being in our swimsuits, and
screwing up the vibe whatever typical suburban summer gets together.
(21:50):
I guarantee you that did not go that way. Guarantee you.
I guarantee you. This person has some type of victim complex.
And they said, hey, where's your swimsuit? And that's what
that turned into. I'll read that again. Sister and brother
in law's took her. All of them, all four of
them took turns criticizing us for being late, not being
in our swimsuits, and screwing up the vibe.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I am just gonna say while you're reading this that
the sisters and brother in laws are terrible people.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Are they? Or are we getting one side of the story.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, they are, Okay, while you're reading this, don't think
that they are completely.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
In his I've already made up my mind. I've already
made up my mind. The sister and brother in laws
could be closet serial killer super Nazis, and they're still
the good guys here. About forty five minutes in, two
of the kids ran at one of the neighbor guests
who was standing next to the pool, and pushed her in.
She was at the pool steps, stumbled in but didn't fall,
(22:51):
so only got half wet. She was clearly very unhappy
about it, but she didn't make a scene, just went
over to where the parents were, grabbed their towel herself
often left. Sister and brother in laws all thought it
was great fun. Wait, so hold on ran with the kid. Okay,
a bit later, I was standing a few feet away
from the pool, chatting away with someone. I saw three
(23:12):
of the kids running full tilt at me from the
corner of my eye. Obviously I was next. Not that
it's terribly difficult to outwit young kids. I lovely throws
that part in, But I is this the Little Caesar's
guy is the same guy? Oh, those kids didn't speak
fluent Latin. Not that it's terribly difficult to outwit young kids,
but I just jumped out of their way at the
(23:33):
last second. All three of them ran straight into the
pool at full speed. Most of the other guests, including
my wife and me, started laughing, but their moms, who
as I mentioned, were pretty shit faced, absolutely freaked out. Okay,
I'm starting to see why the mom might be a
piece of shit my the sisters getting shit faced. It's
one thing to have a few and let loose, but
(23:55):
to get shipped Okay. Apparently two of the kids couldn't swim,
even though they were in swimsuits. Since I wasn't in
swim gear, I stepped back from the pool and let
the other people fish the kids out. The kids were
bawling their heads off like they'd lost the limb. That point,
all hell broke loose. Four drunk parents were yelling at
everyone in general, me in particular, for letting it nearly
letting their kids drown. Well, though, you were letting your
(24:16):
kids drown by getting drunk while your kids ran around
a swimming pool and they didn't even know how to swim,
that's your fault. How is he supposed to know? And also,
because two of the kids had been videoing the trick
using their parents' iPhones, which were now at the bottom
of the pool. That sounds like I don't believe in karma,
but that sounds like karma to me. One of my
brother in law's got into the pool to retrieve the phone,
(24:38):
but as BMI and BAC made that impossible, no one
else volunteered to help. Unsurprising given that my sisters were
still bitching at everywhere. I bet the Dad is just
chilling having a cigar, laughing right now. That's my favorite
part of the Dad is my kind of guy. Here, folks,
let me tell you, if your phone is at the
bottom of a pool, it's over. It's done. There's no
(25:02):
point in going to get it. Like it's a It's
like I was. If you're at the point where you're
putting your phone in a bowl of rice, you might
as well just cook the rice because your phone is
also cooked. You know what. I like that. That's a
desperation full court heave as time expires. I told my
sisters it was their job to watch their kids, and
(25:24):
then if anything had happened to them, it would have
been their responsibility, not mine. There was some pretty strong
words on both sides. I bet some of those words
were slurred, wife and I left after the other brother
in law fell over and face planted while yelling at us.
Now they're saying I should have let them knock me
into the pool and have their fun and ruin my phone.
So I the asshole. Side note, Dad, of course never
(25:44):
got out of the whirlpool. Would I tell you my
kind of guy? Okay, So what's the updates that we
need to know? Here? Can you summarize? Yeah? The dad's
by fucking guy. This guy's like I've raised three kids.
They're probably all obnoxious. I can't stay had them. Let
me sit here and admire what little time I have
left and basking my success. Okay, I want to chill
(26:07):
and have a beer. I put up with your shit
for way too long. I'm out. Mom can handle it.
That that's gonna be me in thirty years. That's gonna
be me chilling in the whirlpool twelve pack of beer
by myself with a stogy that if I'm there in
thirty years. I'm cool. I'm happy. So what's the update? So?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Uh, First of all, the kids can swim. Okay, yes,
the mom told them that they The mom told the
brother that they can swim.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
To shame. Yeah, she did that and she lied to
shame them.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, but the mom tried to get like all of
them together to get them to like make peace, but
they wouldn't. But it turns out so they so they
have this like vacation house that the brother owns, but
they let the mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So the brother being the person who wrote this, yes.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
The brother, Yes, the brother being the person that wrote this.
He owns this vacation home. It's this cabin. He lets
the mom and dad use it, but the sisters don't
know that the brother owns it. Like she thinks that
the parents own it. So like, okay, so first of all,
(27:27):
first of all, everything like hadn't really blown over, but
like they just weren't really talking. Yeah, and then like
this scenario happened or not scenario.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm like this situation.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, situation happened where they wanted to use the cabin
but they couldn't because the parents had told them that
it wasn't theirs.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
It was what a stupid thing to lie about. Why
would you lie about that?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Because they didn't want like his brother, the brother didn't
want like his siblings to know.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh if my siblings were that obnoxious, and I was
richer than them, they would all know, they'd know every
penny in my bank account.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well like he'd yeah, he didn't want them to know that. Oh,
like he didn't want them to know that, Like it
was his life.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'd let him know anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But yeah, so like they thought that the parents owned it.
Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, they thought the parents
owned it, but the brother actually owned it and gave
the keys to his parents to use. But so anyways,
this is like further down the line. The sisters tried
to use it, but they told them no because it
wasn't theirs, it was actually the brothers, and the brother
(28:43):
wouldn't have wanted them to use it. And they freaked
out because they were renting it out on the weekends
to people because they were in like such bad like
credit card debt and like living way beyond their means.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
The siblings were.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
The siblings were girls.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The plot dickens.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, and so they.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Dave Ramsey's head just exploded right now.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
So they were using this cabin like what they thought
was their like parents' cabin, which is actually their brothers.
They were using this cabin behind their back, like giving
out the keys like renting it out to people on
the weekends and then like during the week and stuff,
and now they couldn't do that anymore. So they were
like freaking out on their brother, like trying to get
him to let him use the cabin. And then they
(29:35):
were getting their parents involved and were threatening to take
the kids away from their parents, like not let the
parents see the grandkids.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah. And then so the brother got so concerned because
he was worried that the that they were going to
go to the cabin, so he like hired a property
manager for it, and the brother in laws went there
one night and like tried to break in.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
And so they got arrested, and there was like this
they had to like they just like paid for damages
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It was like a shitty Lifetime movie.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
This went on for like a year and a half.
Like it went on like there was like updates throughout,
Like there's like, yeah, I think like seven updates throughout
like a year and a half on everything that was
going on. And and then it turned out at the end,
so like all of everything was done, Like they had
paid for damages for the cabin. It all pretty much
(30:46):
came down to a bunch of shit with this cabin
and then everything was done. And then the brother had
found out afterwards that one of his sisters had to
fund over bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And then his parents let her use one of their cars,
and then they were also giving both of the sisters
six hundred dollars a month for groceries.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Odd number anyway.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, and that happened. That had been going on ever
since he was in grad school, since he was like
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
And he was like in his their groceries are they
buying for six hundred dollars? Are they going to Whole
Foods whole.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Paycheck six hundred dollars a month for groceries and or no?
So I'm sorry, five hundred, six hundred just came into
my head.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
That's probably with two kids, five hundreds probably about right,
five hundred.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But no, this had been going on since for like
over ten years.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Ah so since before they had kids. Yeah, because they
guarantee you that's not getting spent on groceries.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, because they felt like since he was still because
this was in grad school when he was living at home,
they felt like since he was living at home rent free,
they still needed something so anyways, they were living off
of this five hundred dollars a month still of groceries
from their parents. And then one of the sisters had
(32:17):
a car from their parents because they had to sell
everything because they filed for bankruptcy. And then their parents
were watching the kids for free for like babysitting and everything.
And then the mom had taken all of the money
out of their four oh one K forty thousand dollars.
(32:37):
She had taken everything out.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
She took money out of her and her husband's four
oh one K. Yeah, to enable her scumbag kids.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Oh boy, Wait, all they had in their four o
one K was forty thousand dollars and they're retired, I know,
people in their twenty what, so they've obviously blown through
a bunch of it already.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
They didn't have a lot saved up. Okay, they weren't, like,
they weren't rich.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Get a pool. So you got a pool with forty
thousand dollars before it? What? Jay sounds like orc mischief
to me anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, he also said they weren't the best at savings,
so maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
So it's a whole family of financial morons, is what you're.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Saying, maybe that's I didn't even think about that. Yeah,
I didn't even think about how that was.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Hey, I'm retired with forty grand in my that's what's
wrong with this country. That's where a lot of you
that are listening to this show. Unless you change your habits, now,
that's where you're headed. That's where you're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
He said their house is paid off.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Maybe they took them for with I don't know. Maybe
I don't know this. This doesn't something doesn't add up here,
but the people who pay their houses off usually How
much information did he share about his family?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well this went on for like seven different stories, so
that's why there's so much in there.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
But yeah, anyways, so that's it. No, really like big
I mean like yeah, like the big thing was like
the whole cabin thing and then how the sisters had
over bankruptcy because they're like shit human beings. Yes, but yeah,
(34:29):
this one was just it started off just like a
simple little kind of like thing with like the nieces
and nephews, and then it just like all hell broke loose,
Oh my god, like all these different stories like everything.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
So no, this guy's not the asshole. This is it.
I love the lore behind this. We built like a
whole cinematic universe. Here. You're talking about the four oh
one k thing. You remember Dion Cobbs used to come
on Bread and Circuses. He posted a tick. This is
how I know my generation's absolutely fucked. He posted a
TikTok and said, if you're forty years old and only
(35:07):
have fifty thousand dollars in your retirement account, that's not
a lot of money. And people freaked out, and I'm like,
oh my god, this is a problem. This is my
generation is never going to retire or we're going to
bankrupt the social Security system. One of the two. I
(35:28):
don't know, but I saw that the amount of people
that it went viral and the amount of people that
flipped out shout out to him fall He's a great
follow The amount of people that flipped out on him
for that, it's crazy. Okay, so we Oh Also.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The sisters were mad at the brother because they had
to sell the jet skis. Oh no, they were mad
because everything was his fault because.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
They wouldn't Why are the jet skis his fault is
Bobby Hill.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Everything was his fault because he wouldn't let him use
the cabin.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I won't let you say shit make money.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
And so they had to break in and then use
their money to buy.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
The replacement for you know what, I would have sold it.
I would have sold the cab and bought another one
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
He was going to, but the parents asked him not to,
so he did it.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Sorry, Mom and dad. Price is forty thousand dollars. Empty
out the four oh one K. So let's see at
a discount. Okay, last one, that guy's not the asshole
that wrote that story that took us on a ride. Okay,
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them with it brand by butt plug? Am I the
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asshole for not giving my niece the porcelain doll my
mother left for her? Has there ever been a porcelain
doll that wasn't just creepy as well? Never? I'm yet
I had an aunt. Great aunt helped raise me very
close with her or loved it. I'd killed She's one
of the people on this planet i'd kill somebody for.
(38:11):
But she had a room, a decorative room in her
house with porcelain dolls, and there must have been fifty
of them in there, and like it scared me to death.
And when I would get in trouble, she would tell me,
(38:31):
if you don't watch it, I'm gonna stick you in
that room and lock the door because one of those
dolls on their own is creepy. Fifty is the shit
of nightmares. So my niece, Jay ten female, was the
only granddaughter when my mother died in twenty twenty. When
she died, she wanted my niece to have her porcelain
doll collection, which had around six dolls. These porcelain dolls
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were around when I was a child, and I had
memories of getting in trouble for playing with them. They
were absolutely beautiful. Well, when my mother died, I twenty nine, female,
decided to keep one doll. I know it wasn't left
to me, but I felt like they meant more to
me than they could to my niece. I contemplated giving
it back to her when she was old enough to
appreciate it. Were from Louisiana and Hurricane Laura. When Hurricane
(39:16):
Laura hit, when we evacuated, I took the doll with
me because I knew it was sentimental and irreplaceable. That's
what this weirdo grabs is a doll. She grabs a doll.
The doll people islet's at Island of the Dolls. My niece, however,
let all of the five remaining dolls get ruined in
the hurricane because she left them in the house when
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where got ruined? Okay, Oh, this selfish ten year old
wasn't thinking as her home was being flooded by hurricane
waters to grab the five porcelain dolls. What a monster?
Oh no, ungrateful little bitch, this selfish ten year old.
My argument is that if I I would have gave
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her the doll, it would have gotten ruined with the
other ones because she didn't care enough about them to
take them with that. That's what it was. It couldn't
be that she was a terrified child in a hurricane.
It's that she's this selfish, ungrateful little monster. Fast forward,
It's twenty twenty five, I have a daughter on my own.
One hundred percent believe that my mom would have known
(40:20):
she was going to have another granddaughter, she would have
left the doll to her. Am I the asshole. Not
only are you the asshole, you're breaking the law. They
can sue you for what you're doing, and, to be
quite frank, I think they should because you seem to
be insufferable. You know that's saying like taking candy from
(40:41):
a baby. You're literally stealing shit from children that doesn't
belong to you because you felt you were entitled to it.
You felt you were entitled to it. Your mother didn't
leave you a doll, and unfortunately she didn't leave you
very good parenting as well, because she raised an entitled
little prick or bitch sorry a woman bad my bad.
(41:03):
You felt that you were until you didn't ask. You
snuck it away. That's what she did from a ten
year old. You are the asshole here and probably in
every other element of your life. Yes, you are the asshole.
Would you like to add anything to this before we
close out this long show here?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
No? I agree her mom wanted her granddaughter to have it.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, you know, like my mom would have known she
well you know what she didn't. Yeah, it's irrelevant. If
I would have known what the lottery numbers were the
other day, i'd be a billionaire. But I'm not. What
were you saying? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
No, I mean she has a lot more memories with
her mom, Like this is something that the granddaughter can yep,
keep and like connect with her on.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I love how Like, in what world is a ten
year old going to grab all five porcelain dolls and
haul them out like a fireman in an action movie
to the car in this hurricane?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I will say, I can understand why the daughter grabbed it,
because like I have that that like pink Teddy Bear
that my dad got me. That's important to me. Like
as an adult, yeah, yeah, that's something that I would
like to have. But as a kid, No, that wouldn't
be on my mind.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
House is burning down. You can save one item. Animals
are out. Animals are animals are saved. House is burning down.
You can take one item from it. What do you take? Oh,
you've got your and get your wedding ring. That's all fine.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What about like electronics?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Your phone is on your person. You had to call
nine to one one, so you have that? Oh plus
you have to consider. We have this thing called homeowner's insurance,
so electronics can be replaced with a check. So there's that.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Probably that guitar. Okay, yeah, reading room, My grandpa's a guitar.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, drop a comment. What you guys would say if
it was your one thing? Do it in the that
space with Caleb Salvat or facebook page, on YouTube and
rumble if it actually airs on YouTube, YouTube and rumble.
I would save that thing right over there in the corner.
And I'm not gonna say what that thing is because
I don't want to be a target to get robbed,
so I'm not gonna say what it is. But that's
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what I would save. It's worth a little bit cash.
I'll leave it at that. Okay, Like we got picks,
I gotta do picks here. I fucking sucked last week.
It was week zero. Give me a break. I didn't
even count. I went one in three, get the wrong
buzzer ready. I went Kansas State minus three wrong, wrong.
(43:44):
I went uh Stanford money line way wrong. I went
uh Fresno State plus eleven and a half wrong. The
only one I got right was Western Kentucky. Don't worry
about it was Western Kentucky minus ten point five. We're
gonna try it again this week, so I'm one in
three going into week one. Here we go, five picks
(44:05):
of the bonus. One in the chamber. Nebraska said, remember
this is not a gambling advice show. Gam bet responsibly
and don't take my advice because as you saw, I
got my ass kicked. Nebraska minus six and a half
over Cincinnati, Michigan State minus twenty and a half over
Western Michigan, Ohio State minus two and a half over Texas,
Iowa State minus fourteen and a half over South Dakota,
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Alabama minus thirteen and a half over Florida State. Am
I round in the chamber. Bonus bet Liberty minus twenty
three and a half over Maine. Those are my picks
for the week. Do what you will with them. You'll
probably bet against him because if recent history is any indicator,
I got my ass kicked. Fortunately, my role on a
sports gambling show is not the one who knows what
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he's talking about. It's the one who says shocking and
outrageous things and adds comedic value to it. I have
the easiest job with the least amount of pressure. Watch
the Crooks and Books show where are airing weekly on YouTube, Spotify, Apple,
wherever you get your shows. It's been our show. We'll
see a Saturday. Cheating your tax is not your spouse
and stay based
Speaker 2 (45:11):
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