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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to that's based Happy Monday. I'm your host, has
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based You'll save yourself ten percent off your order at
the checkout. It is unsolicited advice Stock HOMEA the Red
Face of White Supremacy scoured the Internet and she's found
some folks that need some help, but they don't want
it from us. That's the unsolicited portion of the of
the title. What do we got going on this week?
(01:12):
Anything special? Anything the audience needs to got a.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Very unlucky person with a four leaf clover?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, that's the one I opened first. Remember I
haven't read any of these. I'm going in blind. She
picks them and sends them to me about ten minutes
before we go on, so there's no cheating.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
This one is truly ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Who's the ridiculous one? Okay? Throw away? Oh seven? Oh six?
Oh seven? Am I the asshole for breaking up with
my girlfriend over four leaf clovers? Throwaway? Because my now
x nos my main account. Some background, I female twenty one,
(01:56):
am I now ex girlfriend, female twenty two, lesbian's probably
lots of violence. There had been together for two years
and last spring we decided to go on a four
leaf clover hunting date. She didn't find any, and I
found three of them. Ever since I was young, I've
had special luck with finding them. I have a collection
of them. Actually I find them without even looking. M
(02:19):
my ex has also been searching for four leaf clovers
ever since she was young. She's never found one ever. Seriously, so, natch,
have you ever found a four leaf clover? No? I
think I have.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I mean, I've never really looked.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've never sought them out.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I've never had for four leaf CLOBs.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I seem to remember my grandma picking one up off
the ground and keeping me one when I was a kid.
But that's I mean. I didn't think it was a
big deal. I guess to some people it is so
naturally I brag about it. It's always been like a fun,
little playful thing between us. I'm just luckier than her,
I guess. Anyway to yesterday the problem. We went on
our four leaf clover date again. Within the ten minutes,
(03:00):
she finds her first ever four leaf clover. We cheer
and I take her picture with it. I'm happy for
but I'm also upset because I wanted to be the
one who found the first one. It's my thing. Hmm. Okay.
We keep looking for another ten minutes and I find one,
so I hate life a little less. I found another.
She cheers for me, and we move on looking at
(03:23):
different clover patches. This is where everything goes to actual
hell for me. I hear her yell excitedly, and I
think she's just found another one. I tell her cool
and move on. She runs up to me and shows
me a fucking six leaf clover. I just stare at her.
I didn't know they made those says. I just stare
(03:45):
at her. I grab it out of her hand. What
the fuck? To someone who has never found a four
leaf clover find a six leaf clover? Oh? How to someone?
Those odds are literally insane. I looked at it closely
to make sure she's not either lying just to get
at me. Yes, because that's how she wants to hurt you.
(04:08):
Is uh?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, someone like this.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, I'll tell you why. Spoiler alert folks, this is
a lesbian couple in an argument. There's a seventy three
percent chance it ends with a bloody nose. I'm just playing.
You want to talk about playing the odds here? Those
are the odds statistically speaking as I look at it,
Or that she's not stupid and it's actually just two
clover stuck together or something, But no, it's actually a
(04:33):
six leaf clover. I'm actually so pissed. Why did she
get to find it? Hello? Who finds a six leaf clover?
All caps the question mark there are hundreds of question marks.
Hello hello, So anyway, I tell her that's insane and
I'm taking it. She gets sad and says, nah ah,
(04:55):
she found it. It's hers. We started arguing about who
deserves the clover, grab a hammer, hit her upside the head,
and dump her body in the creek. I added that
part in there. I tell her I do I do
because I'm a veteran clover hunter and deserve this to
be in my collection a veteran. Do you think that
(05:15):
this person gets like va benefits as a veteran clover hunter?
Do you get like ten percent off at Lows when
you go in there to buy your airsolt? Can that
you want to huff? She goes on about it being
sentimental or something. She does that stupid manipulation tactic where
(05:37):
she starts fucking crying to make me feel bad. Oh yes,
it's bullshit. Honestly, I tell her to suck it up.
I'm keeping the clover. She hoffs and wanders off to
the car and tears whatever she was being ridiculous, She
was being ridiculous, Oh my goodness, that manipulat tactic. Listen,
(06:02):
there are absolutely women who cry to manipulate you. However,
you're just being a bitch that like that. It ain't
any deeper than this. Oh my god, how long does
this go on for? Part of it is do I
need to read the update?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I can just tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, I take my time, look around for some more
fine two more clovers. I get, dude. This person's whole
personality is centered around clovers. Like I thought the people
that listened to jelly roll and their whole personality was
the fact that they don't do meth anymore were obnoxious.
This is even worse. Take my time and look around, so,
(06:45):
I mean, you can't do anything with this. It's not
an accomplishment. You find something that grows out of the ground.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She's just gonna have some like childhood trauma or something
to be that obsessed with, like four leaps. How all
these people twenties I think.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Twenty one those they're just losers. She's done reddits so
she's probably not. I guarantee it. I got bored and
decided to leave and to see if she's done pouting.
She sat in the fucking back seats with her arms crossed.
I tell her to stop being dramatic, getting into the
front seat. She fucking snaps start screaming, calling me all
(07:21):
sorts of nasty names. Said, I'm manipulative, controlling, and all
kinds of other bullshit. It's not bullshit. You bullied her
out of a clover because you're obviously somebody failed to
raise you that. You're not entitled to other people's shit
just because you feel like you should. How much you
want to bet this person's a communist. I'm entitled to
(07:43):
your shit because I feel like I should be kill yourself.
You're entitled to eat a bullet, fuckingself. You're entitled to
go to your ceiling fan, find a bed sheet, wrap
it around your neck, and do the world favor. That's
what you're entitled to do. Nothing more, nothing less. She
(08:08):
starts screaming, calling me all nasty. I've never been in
my entire fucking life called any of these words. Well,
you know what, maybe somebody should, because you sure sound
like one, So I'm not sure where she got it from.
I just looked at her while she screamed and hit
the back of my seat. She finished screaming like an idiot,
and I left a few I let a few minutes
of silence go by. She asked me if I was
(08:28):
going to say anything. I shrugged at her because like,
what does she want from me? She told me to
go fuck myself and to take her home. I shrugged again,
pulled out with her in the back seat. She lives
a decent drive from the park where we went clover picking,
so the car ride was tense and awkward. She would
just randomly sniffle and it started to get on my nerves,
but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to
hear her bitch anymore. About fifteen minutes into our ride,
(08:51):
I decided I couldn't have this anymore. This isn't the
first time this has happened. That's what it says, happened.
It did. She is so selfish and never lets me
have anything to my You stole her shit. She's selfish.
I felt that I should have it. It's not fair.
She's a selfish one, okay, never lets me have anything
to myself and never listens to my side of things.
(09:12):
She always always does so some type of crying shit
and then says she just wants me to be nice
to her, which I am. I'm a question marks. I
don't know. So anyway, we're fifteen minutes into the ride
and I speak up and I tell her I think
we need to break up. She lets out a noise
like scoffing at me, and I didn't like that, so
I just decided to give it to her. I told
(09:33):
her how I think she should have given me the
clover because it was the right thing to do, and
she is incredibly selfish for not wanting to give it
up and see me happy. This person has to be
a Communist to write a sentence like that and not
realize the irony in it. She stayed silent until we
got to her house. As she was getting out of
the car, she told me that I'm the biggest asshole
(09:55):
she's ever encountered, encountered, and she can't believe she let
herself love me. Blah blah blah. I'm not an asshole.
I don't think I am. I told my friend about this.
He thinks we're both assholes, So I don't know. I
need more opinions. Well, first and foremost, they posted a
picture of the six leaf clover, so she know she's
not full of shit. First and foremost, I'm assuming this
(10:17):
explosion was not actually about the clover. This was about However,
many years of being exposed to your narcissism finally bottling
up and exploding like Mount KRAKATOA. Yeah, it's uh update,
I gave the six leaf clover back. Oh good, that's
(10:38):
pretty much the entire update. Good.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And then it's just she she does understand she.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Was the asshole. Good. Writing the entire thing out didn't
make her realize that a bunch of strangers on the internet,
I'm assuming in the comments had to tell her, well,
it's gonna be hard to top the six Leaf Clover.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But I was like in bed reading that the other night,
and I was like trying so hard not to burst
out laughing because you were asleep.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I was asleep. This must have been a rarity. When
was this? I was to say, when was this? I
didn't know? I did that. Insomnia is fun. Okay, Next
one superb invite sixteen oh six Am I the asshole
for not communicating during my daughter's procedure. So recently my
two year old had an endoscopy to indose or excuse
me to diagnose possible seliac disease. That day I had
(11:32):
to travel to another town and was highly stressed. What
was supposed to be a two to three hour visit
ended up closer to five. I have I also have
a pre kindergarten child that I needed picked up. Two
o'clock hit and I was still an hour away. Luckily,
my husband was able to take off work and go
pick him up. However, during all this, the only person
I was texting updates to was my husband, her dad.
I didn't text anyone else, my mom, her grandmother has
(11:54):
pissed me that I was not communicating with her about
what was going on. When I did finally land at
home at five, I texted her update about it. The
next day, she comes over and accuses me of kidnapping
my children from her. She told me that she had
been so upset in having a panic attack at work
because I didn't text her during the procedure or immediately
after that. She was so upset and angry she drank
a whole bottle of wine and passed out drunk to sleep. Well,
(12:18):
I don't think that last part's your. You probably could
have just shot her, Hey, everything's good. Quick lit text
I'll talk to you tomorrow could have avoided a lot
of this. But I don't think the wine is your fault.
Let me add I had stopped talking to her a
couple days before because she had made a political comment
and it pissed me off. Can we stop cutting family
(12:40):
members off because we don't agree with their politics. Can
we stop doing that if they're inappropriate with their politics
and shove them down your throat, which I guarantee a
quote unquote comment is not the case here. That's one thing.
But if they mentioned something and that's it, you people
need to get the fuck over it. I'm sorry the
(13:01):
world does not agree with you on everything. That's just
how it is. Not. Everyone's going to see eye to
eye with you on everything. You're gonna have to learn.
Unless that political comment was saying they want to exterminate
whatever group you're a part of, You're just gonna have
to live with the fact that some people see the
world through a different lens than you. And that's okay.
(13:24):
As far as this, No, I don't think you're the asshole,
but you probably this thing says evidently they voted and
said she's not the asshole. I think they she could
have shot the mama text. What do you think I
would have shot my mama text? Everything's good.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I mean, I don't think she necessarily has to. It's
I'm sure that wasn't the first thing on her mind.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't think she has to. But if someone was
texting me asking me, Hey, how's it going, how's it going,
how's it going, they would have gotten at least a
reply out of me.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, but the mom didn't have to go sight.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh no, completely agree.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He kidnapped her.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh no, the mom's nuts. The mom's a lunatic and
a drunk. But I mean, this could have been at
least this situation.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
She text but she didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, but here's my thing. Here's why I'm more inclined
to say that the author is the asshole here because
this wasn't an honest mistake. You are intentionally ignoring your
mother because she votes differently than you, and that's what
kicked us off.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yep, that's true. Adding that little detail it does make it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's what kicked this off. You couldn't put politics aside
for two seconds to let I mean, because people die
when they go under anesthesia, especially if it's the first
time they've been under it. They could be allergic to
it or whatever that happens. Things go wrong in surgeries.
You can't put politics aside for two seconds to let
your mom know, hey, uh.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Might they don't do blood work correctly?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, no, shit, Hey my two year old is you
know your two year old grandkid is fine? Just a
quick little text. Everything thing went fine. We're on the
way on our way back. Everything went fine. We just
got home. We'll talk to you about it tomorrow. Could
have done that, but you couldn't put politics aside. And
the fact that you make your political views your entire personality,
(15:13):
like the last person made four leaf clovers their entire personality,
has gotten you into a situation that well, yes, the
end result was not your fault. The fact that it
was not avoided was your fault. So I think you're
kind of an asshole here. You're everyone sucks. Can you
play that everybody involved in this story sound of that
it's the perfect time for it? Or does it not work?
(15:40):
I believe everyone involved in this story should die. There
you go, perfect. That's how we think about that. One
last one anonymus member. What's the Facebook group? It's cropped?
Do we not know? I'll find it while she's looking
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Speaker 2 (16:37):
Was posted in like a wedding shaming group. I've been
so I'm assuming it was from like a.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Wedding excellent all right? Last one anonymous member on Facebook
and a group that we don't know. Hi, everyone, I'm
in a rough patch right now, My FH, what is
that future. Okay, who I am supposed to marry on
August thirtieth wants to reschedule our wedding because he's sister
(17:04):
is having a housewarming this weekend. And I have planned
this wedding since last year, before she bought a house,
and now we're a few days out and there is
a lot of tension and not a lot of satisfaction
in this issue any advice, and his family won't be
able to make it due to the housewarming. Wow, at
least you know where you stand on the pecking order.
(17:28):
I mean, look, is so you guys booked. There's got
to be something we don't know here. This woman's got
to be cheating on him or something, right Like, because
you book a wedding typically more than a year in advance,
you start saying an invitation, save the dates, you'll let
everybody know when it is. And it's pretty concrete in
(17:50):
terms of the date. A housewarming party, you don't have, guys,
believe it or not. When you buy a house, you
get to keep it for longer than just the housewarming party. Sec.
You can actually have a housewarming party afterwards if you
want to, several months. Even if you want to do
it that way.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, she's been playing it a year, so I think
there's like some further background information going on.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I need I need more information here. There's something else
going on. There's no way the entire families like, Yo,
we're just gonna throw a housewarming party on your wedding
date and we're all gonna go there unless there's something
we don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, with his family.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
With his family, Yeah, I'm going to refrain from a rare,
rare case. I'm gonna refrain from making a judgment on
this one here because there's not enough information for me
to form an educated opinion. And this show is all
about educated opinions. We don't want any uneducated opinions coming
on the show that has been our show. Do you
(18:54):
have anything else you'd like to add before we get
out of here?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
For Hughes family, I think we should go for clover hunting.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I wouldn't even know where to start, or potentially six
six How many leaves can you get on a clover?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know, but you know, I think for someone
as obsessed as her, I think pretending to like put
together two lead, three leaf clovers and give her a
six leaf clover I think that's a good way to
fuck with it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Be a good prank, but sure would. It's all I
know is the Metallica song the full leaf Clover. That's all.
I don't know where to look for him. I've probably
seen one. I don't know. I just remember my grandma
giving me it was either a three leaf clover or
four leaf clover when I was a kid. I don't
know why that memory sticks out in my head, but
it does. Anyway, that's been our show. We'll see a Saturday.
(19:45):
We got all kinds of fun stuff to talk about.
The Huskers are going to be three and oh two,
and Terrence Bud Crawford is gonna knock that punk as
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Hopefully Netflix doesn't crash. We'll see that cheating on your taxes,
not your spouse can stay based
Welcome to that's based Happy Monday. I'm your host, has
always Caleb Salvator reporting no Happy Wednesday. Sorry my bad.
I'm your host as always CALYB. Salvatur reporting from somewhere underground.
We're laughing our way through the end of days. Brought
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based You'll save yourself ten percent off your order at
the checkout. It is unsolicited advice Stock HOMEA the Red
Face of White Supremacy scoured the Internet and she's found
some folks that need some help, but they don't want
it from us. That's the unsolicited portion of the of
the title. What do we got going on this week?
(01:12):
Anything special? Anything the audience needs to got a.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Very unlucky person with a four leaf clover?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, that's the one I opened first. Remember I
haven't read any of these. I'm going in blind. She
picks them and sends them to me about ten minutes
before we go on, so there's no cheating.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
This one is truly ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Who's the ridiculous one? Okay? Throw away? Oh seven? Oh six?
Oh seven? Am I the asshole for breaking up with
my girlfriend over four leaf clovers? Throwaway? Because my now
x nos my main account. Some background, I female twenty one,
(01:56):
am I now ex girlfriend, female twenty two, lesbian's probably
lots of violence. There had been together for two years
and last spring we decided to go on a four
leaf clover hunting date. She didn't find any, and I
found three of them. Ever since I was young, I've
had special luck with finding them. I have a collection
of them. Actually I find them without even looking. M
(02:19):
my ex has also been searching for four leaf clovers
ever since she was young. She's never found one ever. Seriously, so, natch,
have you ever found a four leaf clover? No? I
think I have.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I mean, I've never really looked.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've never sought them out.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I've never had for four leaf CLOBs.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I seem to remember my grandma picking one up off
the ground and keeping me one when I was a kid.
But that's I mean. I didn't think it was a
big deal. I guess to some people it is so
naturally I brag about it. It's always been like a fun,
little playful thing between us. I'm just luckier than her,
I guess. Anyway to yesterday the problem. We went on
our four leaf clover date again. Within the ten minutes,
(03:00):
she finds her first ever four leaf clover. We cheer
and I take her picture with it. I'm happy for
but I'm also upset because I wanted to be the
one who found the first one. It's my thing. Hmm. Okay.
We keep looking for another ten minutes and I find one,
so I hate life a little less. I found another.
She cheers for me, and we move on looking at
(03:23):
different clover patches. This is where everything goes to actual
hell for me. I hear her yell excitedly, and I
think she's just found another one. I tell her cool
and move on. She runs up to me and shows
me a fucking six leaf clover. I just stare at her.
I didn't know they made those says. I just stare
(03:45):
at her. I grab it out of her hand. What
the fuck? To someone who has never found a four
leaf clover find a six leaf clover? Oh? How to someone?
Those odds are literally insane. I looked at it closely
to make sure she's not either lying just to get
at me. Yes, because that's how she wants to hurt you.
(04:08):
Is uh?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, someone like this.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, I'll tell you why. Spoiler alert folks, this is
a lesbian couple in an argument. There's a seventy three
percent chance it ends with a bloody nose. I'm just playing.
You want to talk about playing the odds here? Those
are the odds statistically speaking as I look at it,
Or that she's not stupid and it's actually just two
clover stuck together or something, But no, it's actually a
(04:33):
six leaf clover. I'm actually so pissed. Why did she
get to find it? Hello? Who finds a six leaf clover?
All caps the question mark there are hundreds of question marks.
Hello hello, So anyway, I tell her that's insane and
I'm taking it. She gets sad and says, nah ah,
(04:55):
she found it. It's hers. We started arguing about who
deserves the clover, grab a hammer, hit her upside the head,
and dump her body in the creek. I added that
part in there. I tell her I do I do
because I'm a veteran clover hunter and deserve this to
be in my collection a veteran. Do you think that
(05:15):
this person gets like va benefits as a veteran clover hunter?
Do you get like ten percent off at Lows when
you go in there to buy your airsolt? Can that
you want to huff? She goes on about it being
sentimental or something. She does that stupid manipulation tactic where
(05:37):
she starts fucking crying to make me feel bad. Oh yes,
it's bullshit. Honestly, I tell her to suck it up.
I'm keeping the clover. She hoffs and wanders off to
the car and tears whatever she was being ridiculous, She
was being ridiculous, Oh my goodness, that manipulat tactic. Listen,
(06:02):
there are absolutely women who cry to manipulate you. However,
you're just being a bitch that like that. It ain't
any deeper than this. Oh my god, how long does
this go on for? Part of it is do I
need to read the update?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I can just tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, I take my time, look around for some more
fine two more clovers. I get, dude. This person's whole
personality is centered around clovers. Like I thought the people
that listened to jelly roll and their whole personality was
the fact that they don't do meth anymore were obnoxious.
This is even worse. Take my time and look around, so,
(06:45):
I mean, you can't do anything with this. It's not
an accomplishment. You find something that grows out of the ground.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She's just gonna have some like childhood trauma or something
to be that obsessed with, like four leaps. How all
these people twenties I think.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Twenty one those they're just losers. She's done reddits so
she's probably not. I guarantee it. I got bored and
decided to leave and to see if she's done pouting.
She sat in the fucking back seats with her arms crossed.
I tell her to stop being dramatic, getting into the
front seat. She fucking snaps start screaming, calling me all
(07:21):
sorts of nasty names. Said, I'm manipulative, controlling, and all
kinds of other bullshit. It's not bullshit. You bullied her
out of a clover because you're obviously somebody failed to
raise you that. You're not entitled to other people's shit
just because you feel like you should. How much you
want to bet this person's a communist. I'm entitled to
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your shit because I feel like I should be kill yourself.
You're entitled to eat a bullet, fuckingself. You're entitled to
go to your ceiling fan, find a bed sheet, wrap
it around your neck, and do the world favor. That's
what you're entitled to do. Nothing more, nothing less. She
(08:08):
starts screaming, calling me all nasty. I've never been in
my entire fucking life called any of these words. Well,
you know what, maybe somebody should, because you sure sound
like one, So I'm not sure where she got it from.
I just looked at her while she screamed and hit
the back of my seat. She finished screaming like an idiot,
and I left a few I let a few minutes
of silence go by. She asked me if I was
(08:28):
going to say anything. I shrugged at her because like,
what does she want from me? She told me to
go fuck myself and to take her home. I shrugged again,
pulled out with her in the back seat. She lives
a decent drive from the park where we went clover picking,
so the car ride was tense and awkward. She would
just randomly sniffle and it started to get on my nerves,
but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to
hear her bitch anymore. About fifteen minutes into our ride,
(08:51):
I decided I couldn't have this anymore. This isn't the
first time this has happened. That's what it says, happened.
It did. She is so selfish and never lets me
have anything to my You stole her shit. She's selfish.
I felt that I should have it. It's not fair.
She's a selfish one, okay, never lets me have anything
to myself and never listens to my side of things.
(09:12):
She always always does so some type of crying shit
and then says she just wants me to be nice
to her, which I am. I'm a question marks. I
don't know. So anyway, we're fifteen minutes into the ride
and I speak up and I tell her I think
we need to break up. She lets out a noise
like scoffing at me, and I didn't like that, so
I just decided to give it to her. I told
(09:33):
her how I think she should have given me the
clover because it was the right thing to do, and
she is incredibly selfish for not wanting to give it
up and see me happy. This person has to be
a Communist to write a sentence like that and not
realize the irony in it. She stayed silent until we
got to her house. As she was getting out of
the car, she told me that I'm the biggest asshole
(09:55):
she's ever encountered, encountered, and she can't believe she let
herself love me. Blah blah blah. I'm not an asshole.
I don't think I am. I told my friend about this.
He thinks we're both assholes, So I don't know. I
need more opinions. Well, first and foremost, they posted a
picture of the six leaf clover, so she know she's
not full of shit. First and foremost, I'm assuming this
(10:17):
explosion was not actually about the clover. This was about However,
many years of being exposed to your narcissism finally bottling
up and exploding like Mount KRAKATOA. Yeah, it's uh update,
I gave the six leaf clover back. Oh good, that's
(10:38):
pretty much the entire update. Good.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And then it's just she she does understand she.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Was the asshole. Good. Writing the entire thing out didn't
make her realize that a bunch of strangers on the internet,
I'm assuming in the comments had to tell her, well,
it's gonna be hard to top the six Leaf Clover.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But I was like in bed reading that the other night,
and I was like trying so hard not to burst
out laughing because you were asleep.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I was asleep. This must have been a rarity. When
was this? I was to say, when was this? I
didn't know? I did that. Insomnia is fun. Okay, Next
one superb invite sixteen oh six Am I the asshole
for not communicating during my daughter's procedure. So recently my
two year old had an endoscopy to indose or excuse
me to diagnose possible seliac disease. That day I had
(11:32):
to travel to another town and was highly stressed. What
was supposed to be a two to three hour visit
ended up closer to five. I have I also have
a pre kindergarten child that I needed picked up. Two
o'clock hit and I was still an hour away. Luckily,
my husband was able to take off work and go
pick him up. However, during all this, the only person
I was texting updates to was my husband, her dad.
I didn't text anyone else, my mom, her grandmother has
(11:54):
pissed me that I was not communicating with her about
what was going on. When I did finally land at
home at five, I texted her update about it. The
next day, she comes over and accuses me of kidnapping
my children from her. She told me that she had
been so upset in having a panic attack at work
because I didn't text her during the procedure or immediately
after that. She was so upset and angry she drank
a whole bottle of wine and passed out drunk to sleep. Well,
(12:18):
I don't think that last part's your. You probably could
have just shot her, Hey, everything's good. Quick lit text
I'll talk to you tomorrow could have avoided a lot
of this. But I don't think the wine is your fault.
Let me add I had stopped talking to her a
couple days before because she had made a political comment
and it pissed me off. Can we stop cutting family
(12:40):
members off because we don't agree with their politics. Can
we stop doing that if they're inappropriate with their politics
and shove them down your throat, which I guarantee a
quote unquote comment is not the case here. That's one thing.
But if they mentioned something and that's it, you people
need to get the fuck over it. I'm sorry the
(13:01):
world does not agree with you on everything. That's just
how it is. Not. Everyone's going to see eye to
eye with you on everything. You're gonna have to learn.
Unless that political comment was saying they want to exterminate
whatever group you're a part of, You're just gonna have
to live with the fact that some people see the
world through a different lens than you. And that's okay.
(13:24):
As far as this, No, I don't think you're the asshole,
but you probably this thing says evidently they voted and
said she's not the asshole. I think they she could
have shot the mama text. What do you think I
would have shot my mama text? Everything's good.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I mean, I don't think she necessarily has to. It's
I'm sure that wasn't the first thing on her mind.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't think she has to. But if someone was
texting me asking me, Hey, how's it going, how's it going,
how's it going, they would have gotten at least a
reply out of me.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, but the mom didn't have to go sight.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh no, completely agree.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He kidnapped her.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh no, the mom's nuts. The mom's a lunatic and
a drunk. But I mean, this could have been at
least this situation.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
She text but she didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, but here's my thing. Here's why I'm more inclined
to say that the author is the asshole here because
this wasn't an honest mistake. You are intentionally ignoring your
mother because she votes differently than you, and that's what
kicked us off.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yep, that's true. Adding that little detail it does make it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's what kicked this off. You couldn't put politics aside
for two seconds to let I mean, because people die
when they go under anesthesia, especially if it's the first
time they've been under it. They could be allergic to
it or whatever that happens. Things go wrong in surgeries.
You can't put politics aside for two seconds to let
your mom know, hey, uh.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Might they don't do blood work correctly?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, no, shit, Hey my two year old is you
know your two year old grandkid is fine? Just a
quick little text. Everything thing went fine. We're on the
way on our way back. Everything went fine. We just
got home. We'll talk to you about it tomorrow. Could
have done that, but you couldn't put politics aside. And
the fact that you make your political views your entire personality,
(15:13):
like the last person made four leaf clovers their entire personality,
has gotten you into a situation that well, yes, the
end result was not your fault. The fact that it
was not avoided was your fault. So I think you're
kind of an asshole here. You're everyone sucks. Can you
play that everybody involved in this story sound of that
it's the perfect time for it? Or does it not work?
(15:40):
I believe everyone involved in this story should die. There
you go, perfect. That's how we think about that. One
last one anonymus member. What's the Facebook group? It's cropped?
Do we not know? I'll find it while she's looking
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Speaker 2 (16:37):
Was posted in like a wedding shaming group. I've been
so I'm assuming it was from like a.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Wedding excellent all right? Last one anonymous member on Facebook
and a group that we don't know. Hi, everyone, I'm
in a rough patch right now, My FH, what is
that future. Okay, who I am supposed to marry on
August thirtieth wants to reschedule our wedding because he's sister
(17:04):
is having a housewarming this weekend. And I have planned
this wedding since last year, before she bought a house,
and now we're a few days out and there is
a lot of tension and not a lot of satisfaction
in this issue any advice, and his family won't be
able to make it due to the housewarming. Wow, at
least you know where you stand on the pecking order.
(17:28):
I mean, look, is so you guys booked. There's got
to be something we don't know here. This woman's got
to be cheating on him or something, right Like, because
you book a wedding typically more than a year in advance,
you start saying an invitation, save the dates, you'll let
everybody know when it is. And it's pretty concrete in
(17:50):
terms of the date. A housewarming party, you don't have, guys,
believe it or not. When you buy a house, you
get to keep it for longer than just the housewarming party. Sec.
You can actually have a housewarming party afterwards if you
want to, several months. Even if you want to do
it that way.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, she's been playing it a year, so I think
there's like some further background information going on.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I need I need more information here. There's something else
going on. There's no way the entire families like, Yo,
we're just gonna throw a housewarming party on your wedding
date and we're all gonna go there unless there's something
we don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, with his family.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
With his family, Yeah, I'm going to refrain from a rare,
rare case. I'm gonna refrain from making a judgment on
this one here because there's not enough information for me
to form an educated opinion. And this show is all
about educated opinions. We don't want any uneducated opinions coming
on the show that has been our show. Do you
(18:54):
have anything else you'd like to add before we get
out of here?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
For Hughes family, I think we should go for clover hunting.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I wouldn't even know where to start, or potentially six
six How many leaves can you get on a clover?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know, but you know, I think for someone
as obsessed as her, I think pretending to like put
together two lead, three leaf clovers and give her a
six leaf clover I think that's a good way to
fuck with it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Be a good prank, but sure would. It's all I
know is the Metallica song the full leaf Clover. That's all.
I don't know where to look for him. I've probably
seen one. I don't know. I just remember my grandma
giving me it was either a three leaf clover or
four leaf clover when I was a kid. I don't
know why that memory sticks out in my head, but
it does. Anyway, that's been our show. We'll see a Saturday.
(19:45):
We got all kinds of fun stuff to talk about.
The Huskers are going to be three and oh two,
and Terrence Bud Crawford is gonna knock that punk as
bitch Canelo Alvarez out for the good old us of A.
Hopefully Netflix doesn't crash. We'll see that cheating on your taxes,
not your spouse can stay based
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