August 13, 2025 • 30 mins
A mom gets angry when a man won't give up his paid for window seat on a 6 hour flight. Another woman wants entitlement to a home, without any of the obligations. What would you do if you threw a party, and a friend shows up with a service dog, and you hate animals?
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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us as well. Not as usual on Wednesdays. This is
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Speaker 2 (02:11):
Here?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Any any anything? You about these stories you've picked.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, you'll find out.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'll find out. Is anything going to be vomit inducing? No? Okay,
which one should I do first? It's up to you.
Take your pick. Let's do the airline one. Since I'm
gonna be flying in a week. Remember, we will not
have a Saturday show next Saturday. We will not have
a Saturday show unless I can score like a last
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minute interview to plug in that spot. I will try
to get you one that we will air a day
late on Sunday, but I can't make any guarantees. It
depends on my flight or if I decide to do
the show, you can do. You know what if you
want to do two hours and go ahead because that's
our time slot. All right? Uh am I, this is
from dust it's the thunder, or no, this is on
(03:02):
Dusty Thunder is the sub I don't know what Dusty
Thunder means, but it says, am I the asshole for
not giving up my window seat on a six hour
flight to a kid. I twenty seven female, recently took
a six hour flight for work or excuse me, for
a work conference. I booked my ticket two months in
advance and paid extra for a window seat because I
get a bit anxious on planes and the view helps
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me calm down. I'm also pretty tall and I like
leaning against the window to sleep. When I boarded the flight,
I found a woman, probably mid thirty, I thought, I said,
probably Midge, who's just insulting her appearance for no reason.
Probably mid thirty is already sitting in my seat with
her seven or eight year old kid next to her.
I politely told her I had a twenty one A,
which was the window seat, and asked if I and
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she asked if I would switch to the middle seat
to her son could have the window. I said I
was sorry, but I'd specifically paid for the seat and
I really preferred to keep it. She got annoyed that
her son loves looking out the window and asked if
I could just be kind for once and make a
kid's day. I again said no, added that I had
anxiety issues and had paid extra to choose my seat.
She rolled her eyes, but eventually moved back to her
(04:04):
original seat. Pause. Okay, so I've got questions for both
sides here, I'll finish it. We got two paragraphs left.
The flight was awkward. She kept giving me dirty looks
whenever I got up, and I overheard her telling another
passenger how some people just don't know how to be
decent humans. When I told a friend what happened, they
said I could have just sucked it up for a
few hours and been nice. Now I'm wondering, am I
the asshole for not giving up my window seat for
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a kid? So I got two questions, one for each side. Here.
Number one, how does sitting next to a window help
with flight anxiety? Because I used to get anxiety on
planes really bad, and looking out the window seeing how
far of a drop I have does not do anything
to quell my anxiety on planes. That's never helped me ever,
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So that's my first question. How does seeing how far
you're going to drop before you inevitably die and a
fiery crash improve your anxiety? That's my question for the author.
My second question is if it's so fucking important to
this mom, who it doesn't say, but I'm gonna bet
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dollars to donuts, is a single mother. But if it's
so important for this mother that her precious little baby
gets to sit by the window, why didn't she pay
for it? I mean, it seems like that's the right
thing to do. I'll tell you why she didn't pay
for it, because she's a single mom. And if there's
one thing we know about single mothers, it's that they
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love handouts. The only thing they love more than handouts
is using their child for social media clout and sympathy.
So she's of course not going to pay extra for
the window seat. She's gonna use her kid and hope
that somebody else will pay extra for her kid's window seat,
because that is how our entire existence goes, which is
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begging other people for money. That's basically that is the
epitome of the single mother right there, the anatomy of
the single begging people for money and using her child
as either an excuse to get out of something she
doesn't want to do or get access to something she
does want to do. The child is not a child
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to the single mother. The child is merely a means
to an end, a vehicle to a destination, a tool
to help her accomplish a job, and when that tool's done,
she puts it back in the toolbox. You know, you
could replace the word single mother with jew here and
I would sound a lot like Hitler. That's what I say.
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I'm the only person on the air with self awareness
to admit, with the self awareness to admit that though, no,
you're not the asshole for giving up your window seat
on a six hour flight to a kid. You paid
for it. You don't know anybody else's kid. Shit. If
she wanted it so badly, she could have paid for it.
Do you have anything you'd like to add to this
lovely story? Side note, I'm sure the author is insufferable too.
(06:57):
I want to make that clearer. The author is probably
a fucking bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Probably. Yeah, No, I mean I think he said it good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I just want to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Know why the mob thought she would go in and
sit down in the first place there and just expect.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Someone because that's been her whole life.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, but no, I think he said everything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah mm hmm, Okay, No.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
They're not They're not the asshole. They shouldn't the mom
shouldn't expect it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There you go, Am I the asshole for not letting
a service dog into my party. So I once knew
this bar owner. It was a place we used to
do comedy out all the time. The guy just recently
passed away and a lady walked in with a service dog,
and he goes, hey, there's no dogs in here. You
got to get that thing out of here. And she goes, oh, no,
I'm epileptic. This is my service dog. And the guy
goes and I quote, I don't give a shit. What
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the fuck's the matter with you? If you ain't fucking blind,
you ain't taking no dog in my bar. Now get
the hell out. And that was a He earned my
respect that day, all right, So it says I twenty
nine Male hosted I was two years ago, hosted a
pumpkin puck carving party for my friends and I this
past weekend, and a decision I made is causing drama
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amongst us. The party was indoors and it's still nearly
one hundred degrees during the day where I'm at. I
dislike cats and dogs any and all my friends know this.
Primarily I think they are filthy. I want nothing to
do with them because of that. A buddy and his
current fling early relationship girlfriend, however you want to define it,
show up. She has a Golden Retriever with her. I
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did not know the dog was coming. No one ran
this by me. I would have said no. I pulled
him aside and told him the dog had to go.
He says, the dog had to go, she had to go,
and then I after, and then he had to go.
I just say, come on, man, you should know better
than to bring a dog to my house. He said
it's a service animal, apparently for diabetes. He thought it
would be different. I said, no, it might medically help her,
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but it's still a fucking animal. This guy sounds like
he's really fun to be around. This guy. I'm sure
the parties he throws are just lit. He's got to
be a great time. He starts arguing, but I maintained
my stance offer to keep it in the garage with
the ac ont all gray. He goes and talks to
the girl. She looks annoyed. I felt bad about that.
They opt to leave. He lets me know I'm an asshole.
(09:16):
My friends were all split on how I handled it.
I don't know. Here's my thing. I think this guy
handled it very poorly. But I also think that a
heads up knowing obviously this guy does not like dogs.
It's not a mild I'm annoyed like he's obviously made
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his hatred his disdain for dogs loud and clear. Cover
your ears, Apollo. That's that's obvious here, No Apollo, we're
Apollo's fourth home. But he knows that a lot of
people don't like dogs. But uh so, while this guy
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was an asshole for the way he went about it,
and it sounds like he's probably just an asshole in
his daily life altogether, I think a head's up, phone call,
text message, whatever, Hey, my girlfriend's diabetics. She has a
service animal? Is it Cluel? If we bring it by,
that could have avoided this entire encounter. And again we
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go to two groups of people back to back, the
two most insufferable groups of people on the planet. Number
one single mother's Number two the handicapped, who just expect
everyone to bow to them and think they can use
it as a get out of whatever situation. I'm in.
Free card. No, we're not all playing that game anymore. So, No,
(10:41):
I don't think that. I think everyone involved royally screwed
the pooch. No pun intended on this one. What do
you think?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I mean when I first read it, I was like, oh, no,
this guy, like, this guy's definitely the asshole. But then
I reread it and I was like, no, they're both
like they both kind of suck because yeah, I mean, obviously.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
He has a.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Great disdain for animals. It's not just like a I'm
not a big fan of them, it's like he hates them.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
By the way he talks about that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So it's not anything that's like new.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, So I think quick text like you said, should
have been thing.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, and you might have been annoyed, but it would
have avoided a public confrontation and the awkward moment with
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, because I mean, at the end of the day,
it is his house.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like, yeah, that was kind of like a dick move
to kick about absolutely or to tell him they had
to leave, like if they if if they were with
the dog, but like at the end of the day, yeah,
it's his house.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
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at the checkout. Okay, last one? Do I need to
read all the edits? Or can I? I think you should.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
They're pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, girl? So should I start with this and then
go to the edits?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Or start with that and then go to the edits?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Girlfriend of four and a half years wants her name
on the house, but won't marry me or put money down. Gee,
I wonder why? Huh? So I've been with my girlfriend
for about four and a half years. When we first
started dating, we made this deal where I'd give her
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two thousand dollars a month. Why why? When we first
started dating, this isn't even not not that it's excusable,
but this isn't even like it. We've been together three years,
so I'm just it's never acceptable. There ain't no ring
on the finger, there ain't no money like you pay
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for dates and stuff like that. That's fine, guys, if
you are seeing a girl, she does not get a
dime from you nothing. I've seen I know guys that like,
not even married to girls. They break up two years
later they're still going and putting money in their bank
accounts to pay either overdraft fees. I mean, what is
(14:03):
wrong without grow a pair guys? It says the idea
was if we ever broke up, she keeps it, but
if we got married, that money would go toward a
house down payment. That's stupid. Why so you're like renting
a girlfriend. It's like a deposit on a hotel room.
(14:26):
Why would you ever agree to this? If a girl says, hey,
you need to give me two good this has got
to be a troll, right. If a girl says, hey,
you need to because there's too much effort into this
to be a troll, Hey you need to give me
two grand a month, and if we get married, I'll
put it all toward it down payment in a house,
which I will benefit from. But if we don't get
married and we break up, I'm just gonna keep all
of it, which I will also benefit from. Where's the
(14:48):
benefit to you here? It's certainly not in dating the skank.
Over time, I've paid her about one hundred and ten
ten thousand dollars. That's more than three fourths of the
country makes in a fucking year household income, not like
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one guy household income. Now I'm in my mid thirties
and really want to settle down. You should settle down
with a gun in your mouth, dude, because you basically
did that. You should be thankful you haven't married this woman,
buy a house, start a family. She says she's not
ready to get engaged or married yet. Here's where it
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gets tricky. I told her, I'm ready to buy a
house and put twenty percent down, but I want to
pause the two thousand dollars a month going forward. She
said she's fine with that only if I add her
name to the house. I said, I'm fine adding her
name if we're married, or if she at least puts
up a similar down payment. She could use one hundred
and ten grand I already gave her since that was
supposed to be for the house anyway. She said, no,
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My options are one, keep paying her two grand a
month and just buy the house under mind name, hoping
she'll want to get married someday. Number two, stop paying
the two grand and add her name to the house
even though she's not contributing it. Doesn't want to get
married yet. How about break up with her and stop
paying the money. Obviously she doesn't want it. She doesn't
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want to get married. You don't look. I get My
generation does things backwards. They have kids and buy houses
before they get married because everythings so expense. I understand that.
That's a whole other conversation. That's not what I'm talking about.
She does. You clearly have the financial means to get
married here, and she doesn't want to do it. Why
she doesn't want to do it. She could have already
(16:40):
found somebody else. She could be looking for somebody else.
It doesn't really matter. She's not serious about you. That's
the important thing here. And you've been paying her like
an idiot. You basically depending on where you live. If
she breaks up with you, she's not gonna have to
work for like a year or two with the amount
of money you've given her, And if she's smart, it's
(17:02):
been sitting there, you know, in the market making some
type of compound interest. But I'm sure this dumbass has
it in a savings account. Option two would save me
money each month, but feels risky. I don't know. Am
I being unreasonable here? Or is this a huge red flag?
So let's talk about risk management for a second. Here,
risky is not stopping paying your leech of a girlfriend
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two thousand dollars in adding her to the house anyway,
Risky is agreeing to pay a girl whom you just
started dating two thousand dollars a month, with absolutely no
benefit for you, all the strings attached, all the clauses
explicitly favor her. Yet this is what's wrong with men. See,
(17:48):
if your choice is to be this guy or Andrew Taate,
go be Andrew Tait. I don't even care anymore, he says,
all right, I think I should give a bit more context.
This is his first edit of like seven on why
I agreed to pay her two thousand dollars a month.
Oh please, yet, please do please please give us some context?
(18:08):
We have how old is this guy. It doesn't say
we have a seven year age gap.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think he says somewhere he's like in his mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, so you're both adults, so it doesn't matter we
have a seven year age gap. She's graduated. When we
started dating back then, I was thirty and making a
little over three times her salary. She was upfront, and
she was worried I might break up with her after
a couple of years and she'd have nothing to show
for it. That that is how relationships work. Correct. If
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you don't get married and you don't have a child,
and you don't have a home together, if the two
of you break up, you will have nothing to show
for it. That is kind of the gamble that is dating.
That's correct. She's worried she's going to be like everyone
else on the planet that's ever had a friend or
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girlfriend whom they didn't marry.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, one hundred and ten thousand dollars is more than
enough to show for it. She was up front of
I might break up with there after a couple of years.
You have nothing to show for it. So the two
thousand dollars a month was kind of like a security deposit. Oh,
for the love of God, this guy's pathetic. This guy's
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I don't even feel bad for this guy anymore. In fact,
I'm mad that he's not giving her more money. I
think this guy deserves to go bankrupt over this woman,
because if it's not her, it'll be somebody else that's
I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Think this is a troll, because I think he's just
too stupid, Like I think he's just genuinely stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
No, I want him to go bankrupt. I want him
to feel pain. I want him to feel real financial, emotional,
and maybe a little physical pain from his own simping here,
because that's the only way this guy's ever gonna get
any better is if he gets fucking ruined by this war.
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I want her to destroy him. I want her to
marry him, keep all this money in a savings account,
divorce him, take the house, take the kids, take everything.
So he has to start over from the bottom and
learn not to be a simp. This is the price
of being a simp. A lot of people think the
price of being a simp as you get with the
girl who treats you like shit, or you're paying on
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the webcam porn and all that crap. No, no, no, no, no, sweetheart.
The ultimate price of being is everyone's been a simp
at Every guy's been a simp at one point or
another in his life. But the ultimate price of never stops,
of not stopping the simping is financial ruin, which is
where this guy's headed toward, and he deserves it, to
be quite frank, it says, for what it's worth, she's smart,
(20:48):
pretty and kind. Oh well, that changes everything. Yeah, she's
obviously smart because she conned your dumbass and one hundred
and tenth out of one hundred and ten thousand dollars,
so she's arry smart. Obviously. We've honestly had a really
good relationship in the last year's. Yeah, i've met. She agrees.
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She's never even once asked me to increase the two thousand,
even with all the inflation. Whoah, she's never asked for
more money from the handout, which I respect, he says,
not me. I mean I respect the girl's hustle at
this point. I mean, there's women on OnlyFans that are
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showing their butthole for a fourth of this every month
and have no self respect. All she's had to do
is what give them little sloppy toppy once a month
call it good. I'm sure that's all this simply needs
to give to you to part two thousand dollars a month.
Edit too, I appreciate all the advice. And yeah, I
see that the majority of the people are saying just
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run away. The thing is, I'm only thirty. I'm almost
thirty five. People keep saying just leave or just start over,
and yeah, it sounds easy, but realistic. That means spending
at least another year finding someone nice, smart and attractive,
then dating for a few years before even thinking about marriage.
Oh so you can give all your money to a
new girl. By that, I'm pushing forty, and that's if
(22:13):
everything goes perfectly. What did I tell you? Guys? There's
a price for simping, and it's more than just money.
And that's the other thing. If you're a dude who's
single in his third at thirty five, it's not nearly
as big of a deal as a girl who single
at thirty five, A wove a new single at thirty five.
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That you're at the two minute warning with the ball
on your own fifteen and one time out left like
you need to get the ball into the end zone
or at least in field goal range, and you're nowhere
near there. And Tom Brady is not your quarterback. If
you're a dude, it's like thirty five. It's like, hey,
(22:53):
you're you know, it's a tie game, eight minutes left.
You got the ball at the forty two timeouts left.
Not a huge deal. Decent quarterback, you know, Chad Pennington
in his prime, right, Like it's it's you need to
get moving, you start taking things a little bit more seriously.
But the game is far from over right. So it
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says I'm pushing forty. That's everything is perfectly honestly. What
if I can't even find someone similar? Good? Oh no,
what if I can't find someone who will siphon one
hundred and ten thousand dollars away from me? Let me
do the math here? How twelve times four plus six times?
(23:34):
Oh yeah, that'd be about one hundred and eight thousand dollars. Okay,
just making sure his math was right.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He's also got to give bonuses.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh does she get her annual bonuses? Yeah, performance based, Yeah,
but it's a He didn't give her a cost of
living adjustment raised though not that three and a half
percent bump every year, you know, it says, And honestly,
what if I ear it says? I have no idea
where to even to meet women in my age who
are still single. Feels like all the good ones are
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already married or taken. That is a problem at thirty five,
But you're gonna have to probably shoot a little bit younger.
And that's the bright side is if you're a guy
who's a little bit older and you're looking for a
woman who's still of child bearing age. On the bright side,
women typically mature quicker than men, and twenty eight and
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thirty five emotional in this sense of emotional maturity is
not that far off the way if you are twenty
eight dating a twenty one year old girl. So it
says that my age breaking up feels like a huge gamble.
Oh no, no, no, you gambled one hundred and ten
thousand dollars. I don't want to hear about a gamble
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with breaking up. You've already lost at this point, there's
nothing to gamble. I don't want to end up a loner,
regret it for the rest of my life. You're gonna
end up bankrupting a loner. Regret it for the rest
of your life. So I wanted to say a big
thanks to everyone who commented or even spend extra time
dming me with advice in my situation. I really appreciate
the thoughtful input. Some of you shared personal experiences and
(25:10):
help me see things from different angles. After think you
get through, I have decided to go through with option three.
I'm planning to talk to her about it this weekend
during our usual Saturday night food adventure. We aim to
try at least one new restaurant every week. How much
do you want to bet she's never once paid for it.
Here's option three. I'll put down twenty percent of the house.
She can choose the ones she oh somehow. Option three, So,
(25:38):
after all these people talked sense into him in the
comments and the messages, Option three, I'm gonna read this
to you because I skimmed it just now is worse
than the first two he had ops she Here's option three.
I'll put down twenty percent on a house, and she
can choose the one she likes as always low is
(26:00):
it fits his budget so she can't overspend on his behalf.
Could I have a drink of that? Or is there
anything left? There's nothing left, I don't want. It's a
Starbucks pink drink, alpha male right here, masculine. It says
she'll still be able to live there rent free. Oh good, good,
(26:23):
But I'll stop sending the two thousand dollars monthly support instead,
I'll just put it into a separate savings account every month.
If we end up getting married, whether that's in a
year or two, I'll add her name to the account,
so she'll have access to everything, which is what I mean.
I don't think she'd be putting money away for this
girl in the first place. You should focus on yourself
until you're married. This is what you should have. That's
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the part you should have been doing all along. Whether
that's in a year or two, I'll add her name
to the accounts, so she'll have access to everything that's
been saved starting from the next month, So then she
can divorce you two years later and take all of
that money and run. Okay. I hope that gives her
a little extra motivation to think more seriously about marriage
sooner rather than later. If not, I'll still have a
(27:06):
solid savings account building up for myself. All right. Last update,
she went full rage mode and dumped me. This was
the best option. This was the best possible outcome. Told me,
she's been so nice to me all this time by
not raising the two grand a month I was paying
like she's his landlord. Now apparently the new rate to
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keep her as just a girlfriend not a wife is
three grand a month. She's like doing Donald Trump Art
of the Deal here, like negotiating, Oh you still want me?
Just went up three grand a month, buddy, I told
her no. So yeah, she dumped me, moved out today.
Now it's just me an empty apartment and no one
to talk to. This has to be a troll. This
has to be a troll.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh no, if you look at his posts, he's like
weighing out the option of like condo versus house in Orlando,
and then an hour ago he posts on all should
I put on a dating app for personally? No, this
is a real guy, Ereyboddy. The first thing you should
(28:20):
put is easily parted with my money. That's like, just
make sure the next one. Like I said, Donald Trump
Art of the Deal, you always start off way smaller,
and you know you're gonna get to be like, hey,
this next girl, I'm only gonna pair like three hundred
bucks a month. By the time she negotiates and you
come back with a couple counteroffers, you'll be at like
(28:40):
twelve hundred bucks. You'd be saving eight hundred dollars a
month on your next girlfriend minimum. So there you have it.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I think the best part of the story is that
you can see how it progresses on this side through
his other Reddit post.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Did you look at his other account? No?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, so he's got Yeah, he hadn't really posted
much else about I was saying, if he had a
anything else here? Yeh know, what do I put on dating?
Let's see what's this saying here? When you're making a
dating app profile, how much do you actually share? Like
(29:21):
do you put your height, weight, job, age, income, education
or just keep it baguing and let people find out later.
I'm curious for people draw the line between being open
and keeping a little mystery. There's being open and then
there's giving two thousand dollars a month to your girlfriend.
I bet she was fucking somebody else, don't you. She
(29:41):
had to have been. Probably she had. If you're just
giving her money, dude, she has no respect for you.
She has no respect for you. She basically sees you
as a sugar daddy, as an ATM, as a bank right,
so I guarantee you she's There's no reason she's not
out fucking somebody else. Guarantee it. I would be two
thousand dollars a month that she is. Anyway, that has
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us as well. Not as usual on Wednesdays. This is
kind of a new thing. But what do you have
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Speaker 2 (02:11):
Here?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Any any anything? You about these stories you've picked.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, you'll find out.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'll find out. Is anything going to be vomit inducing? No? Okay,
which one should I do first? It's up to you.
Take your pick. Let's do the airline one. Since I'm
gonna be flying in a week. Remember, we will not
have a Saturday show next Saturday. We will not have
a Saturday show unless I can score like a last
(02:39):
minute interview to plug in that spot. I will try
to get you one that we will air a day
late on Sunday, but I can't make any guarantees. It
depends on my flight or if I decide to do
the show, you can do. You know what if you
want to do two hours and go ahead because that's
our time slot. All right? Uh am I, this is
from dust it's the thunder, or no, this is on
(03:02):
Dusty Thunder is the sub I don't know what Dusty
Thunder means, but it says, am I the asshole for
not giving up my window seat on a six hour
flight to a kid. I twenty seven female, recently took
a six hour flight for work or excuse me, for
a work conference. I booked my ticket two months in
advance and paid extra for a window seat because I
get a bit anxious on planes and the view helps
(03:22):
me calm down. I'm also pretty tall and I like
leaning against the window to sleep. When I boarded the flight,
I found a woman, probably mid thirty, I thought, I said,
probably Midge, who's just insulting her appearance for no reason.
Probably mid thirty is already sitting in my seat with
her seven or eight year old kid next to her.
I politely told her I had a twenty one A,
which was the window seat, and asked if I and
(03:43):
she asked if I would switch to the middle seat
to her son could have the window. I said I
was sorry, but I'd specifically paid for the seat and
I really preferred to keep it. She got annoyed that
her son loves looking out the window and asked if
I could just be kind for once and make a
kid's day. I again said no, added that I had
anxiety issues and had paid extra to choose my seat.
She rolled her eyes, but eventually moved back to her
(04:04):
original seat. Pause. Okay, so I've got questions for both
sides here, I'll finish it. We got two paragraphs left.
The flight was awkward. She kept giving me dirty looks
whenever I got up, and I overheard her telling another
passenger how some people just don't know how to be
decent humans. When I told a friend what happened, they
said I could have just sucked it up for a
few hours and been nice. Now I'm wondering, am I
the asshole for not giving up my window seat for
(04:26):
a kid? So I got two questions, one for each side. Here.
Number one, how does sitting next to a window help
with flight anxiety? Because I used to get anxiety on
planes really bad, and looking out the window seeing how
far of a drop I have does not do anything
to quell my anxiety on planes. That's never helped me ever,
(04:50):
So that's my first question. How does seeing how far
you're going to drop before you inevitably die and a
fiery crash improve your anxiety? That's my question for the author.
My second question is if it's so fucking important to
this mom, who it doesn't say, but I'm gonna bet
(05:11):
dollars to donuts, is a single mother. But if it's
so important for this mother that her precious little baby
gets to sit by the window, why didn't she pay
for it? I mean, it seems like that's the right
thing to do. I'll tell you why she didn't pay
for it, because she's a single mom. And if there's
one thing we know about single mothers, it's that they
(05:31):
love handouts. The only thing they love more than handouts
is using their child for social media clout and sympathy.
So she's of course not going to pay extra for
the window seat. She's gonna use her kid and hope
that somebody else will pay extra for her kid's window seat,
because that is how our entire existence goes, which is
(05:52):
begging other people for money. That's basically that is the
epitome of the single mother right there, the anatomy of
the single begging people for money and using her child
as either an excuse to get out of something she
doesn't want to do or get access to something she
does want to do. The child is not a child
(06:13):
to the single mother. The child is merely a means
to an end, a vehicle to a destination, a tool
to help her accomplish a job, and when that tool's done,
she puts it back in the toolbox. You know, you
could replace the word single mother with jew here and
I would sound a lot like Hitler. That's what I say.
(06:35):
I'm the only person on the air with self awareness
to admit, with the self awareness to admit that though, no,
you're not the asshole for giving up your window seat
on a six hour flight to a kid. You paid
for it. You don't know anybody else's kid. Shit. If
she wanted it so badly, she could have paid for it.
Do you have anything you'd like to add to this
lovely story? Side note, I'm sure the author is insufferable too.
(06:57):
I want to make that clearer. The author is probably
a fucking bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Probably. Yeah, No, I mean I think he said it good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I just want to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Know why the mob thought she would go in and
sit down in the first place there and just expect.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Someone because that's been her whole life.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, but no, I think he said everything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah mm hmm, Okay, No.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
They're not They're not the asshole. They shouldn't the mom
shouldn't expect it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There you go, Am I the asshole for not letting
a service dog into my party. So I once knew
this bar owner. It was a place we used to
do comedy out all the time. The guy just recently
passed away and a lady walked in with a service dog,
and he goes, hey, there's no dogs in here. You
got to get that thing out of here. And she goes, oh, no,
I'm epileptic. This is my service dog. And the guy
goes and I quote, I don't give a shit. What
(07:51):
the fuck's the matter with you? If you ain't fucking blind,
you ain't taking no dog in my bar. Now get
the hell out. And that was a He earned my
respect that day, all right, So it says I twenty
nine Male hosted I was two years ago, hosted a
pumpkin puck carving party for my friends and I this
past weekend, and a decision I made is causing drama
(08:12):
amongst us. The party was indoors and it's still nearly
one hundred degrees during the day where I'm at. I
dislike cats and dogs any and all my friends know this.
Primarily I think they are filthy. I want nothing to
do with them because of that. A buddy and his
current fling early relationship girlfriend, however you want to define it,
show up. She has a Golden Retriever with her. I
(08:32):
did not know the dog was coming. No one ran
this by me. I would have said no. I pulled
him aside and told him the dog had to go.
He says, the dog had to go, she had to go,
and then I after, and then he had to go.
I just say, come on, man, you should know better
than to bring a dog to my house. He said
it's a service animal, apparently for diabetes. He thought it
would be different. I said, no, it might medically help her,
(08:54):
but it's still a fucking animal. This guy sounds like
he's really fun to be around. This guy. I'm sure
the parties he throws are just lit. He's got to
be a great time. He starts arguing, but I maintained
my stance offer to keep it in the garage with
the ac ont all gray. He goes and talks to
the girl. She looks annoyed. I felt bad about that.
They opt to leave. He lets me know I'm an asshole.
(09:16):
My friends were all split on how I handled it.
I don't know. Here's my thing. I think this guy
handled it very poorly. But I also think that a
heads up knowing obviously this guy does not like dogs.
It's not a mild I'm annoyed like he's obviously made
(09:38):
his hatred his disdain for dogs loud and clear. Cover
your ears, Apollo. That's that's obvious here, No Apollo, we're
Apollo's fourth home. But he knows that a lot of
people don't like dogs. But uh so, while this guy
(10:01):
was an asshole for the way he went about it,
and it sounds like he's probably just an asshole in
his daily life altogether, I think a head's up, phone call,
text message, whatever, Hey, my girlfriend's diabetics. She has a
service animal? Is it Cluel? If we bring it by,
that could have avoided this entire encounter. And again we
(10:21):
go to two groups of people back to back, the
two most insufferable groups of people on the planet. Number
one single mother's Number two the handicapped, who just expect
everyone to bow to them and think they can use
it as a get out of whatever situation. I'm in.
Free card. No, we're not all playing that game anymore. So, No,
(10:41):
I don't think that. I think everyone involved royally screwed
the pooch. No pun intended on this one. What do
you think?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I mean when I first read it, I was like, oh, no,
this guy, like, this guy's definitely the asshole. But then
I reread it and I was like, no, they're both
like they both kind of suck because yeah, I mean, obviously.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
He has a.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Great disdain for animals. It's not just like a I'm
not a big fan of them, it's like he hates them.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
By the way he talks about that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So it's not anything that's like new.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, So I think quick text like you said, should
have been thing.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, and you might have been annoyed, but it would
have avoided a public confrontation and the awkward moment with
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, because I mean, at the end of the day,
it is his house.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like, yeah, that was kind of like a dick move
to kick about absolutely or to tell him they had
to leave, like if they if if they were with
the dog, but like at the end of the day, yeah,
it's his house.
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read all the edits? Or can I? I think you should.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
They're pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, girl? So should I start with this and then
go to the edits?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Or start with that and then go to the edits?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Girlfriend of four and a half years wants her name
on the house, but won't marry me or put money down. Gee,
I wonder why? Huh? So I've been with my girlfriend
for about four and a half years. When we first
started dating, we made this deal where I'd give her
(13:18):
two thousand dollars a month. Why why? When we first
started dating, this isn't even not not that it's excusable,
but this isn't even like it. We've been together three years,
so I'm just it's never acceptable. There ain't no ring
on the finger, there ain't no money like you pay
(13:39):
for dates and stuff like that. That's fine, guys, if
you are seeing a girl, she does not get a
dime from you nothing. I've seen I know guys that like,
not even married to girls. They break up two years
later they're still going and putting money in their bank
accounts to pay either overdraft fees. I mean, what is
(14:03):
wrong without grow a pair guys? It says the idea
was if we ever broke up, she keeps it, but
if we got married, that money would go toward a
house down payment. That's stupid. Why so you're like renting
a girlfriend. It's like a deposit on a hotel room.
(14:26):
Why would you ever agree to this? If a girl says, hey,
you need to give me two good this has got
to be a troll, right. If a girl says, hey,
you need to because there's too much effort into this
to be a troll, Hey you need to give me
two grand a month, and if we get married, I'll
put it all toward it down payment in a house,
which I will benefit from. But if we don't get
married and we break up, I'm just gonna keep all
of it, which I will also benefit from. Where's the
(14:48):
benefit to you here? It's certainly not in dating the skank.
Over time, I've paid her about one hundred and ten
ten thousand dollars. That's more than three fourths of the
country makes in a fucking year household income, not like
(15:16):
one guy household income. Now I'm in my mid thirties
and really want to settle down. You should settle down
with a gun in your mouth, dude, because you basically
did that. You should be thankful you haven't married this woman,
buy a house, start a family. She says she's not
ready to get engaged or married yet. Here's where it
(15:39):
gets tricky. I told her, I'm ready to buy a
house and put twenty percent down, but I want to
pause the two thousand dollars a month going forward. She
said she's fine with that only if I add her
name to the house. I said, I'm fine adding her
name if we're married, or if she at least puts
up a similar down payment. She could use one hundred
and ten grand I already gave her since that was
supposed to be for the house anyway. She said, no,
(15:59):
My options are one, keep paying her two grand a
month and just buy the house under mind name, hoping
she'll want to get married someday. Number two, stop paying
the two grand and add her name to the house
even though she's not contributing it. Doesn't want to get
married yet. How about break up with her and stop
paying the money. Obviously she doesn't want it. She doesn't
(16:19):
want to get married. You don't look. I get My
generation does things backwards. They have kids and buy houses
before they get married because everythings so expense. I understand that.
That's a whole other conversation. That's not what I'm talking about.
She does. You clearly have the financial means to get
married here, and she doesn't want to do it. Why
she doesn't want to do it. She could have already
(16:40):
found somebody else. She could be looking for somebody else.
It doesn't really matter. She's not serious about you. That's
the important thing here. And you've been paying her like
an idiot. You basically depending on where you live. If
she breaks up with you, she's not gonna have to
work for like a year or two with the amount
of money you've given her, And if she's smart, it's
(17:02):
been sitting there, you know, in the market making some
type of compound interest. But I'm sure this dumbass has
it in a savings account. Option two would save me
money each month, but feels risky. I don't know. Am
I being unreasonable here? Or is this a huge red flag?
So let's talk about risk management for a second. Here,
risky is not stopping paying your leech of a girlfriend
(17:26):
two thousand dollars in adding her to the house anyway,
Risky is agreeing to pay a girl whom you just
started dating two thousand dollars a month, with absolutely no
benefit for you, all the strings attached, all the clauses
explicitly favor her. Yet this is what's wrong with men. See,
(17:48):
if your choice is to be this guy or Andrew Taate,
go be Andrew Tait. I don't even care anymore, he says,
all right, I think I should give a bit more context.
This is his first edit of like seven on why
I agreed to pay her two thousand dollars a month.
Oh please, yet, please do please please give us some context?
(18:08):
We have how old is this guy. It doesn't say
we have a seven year age gap.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think he says somewhere he's like in his mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, so you're both adults, so it doesn't matter we
have a seven year age gap. She's graduated. When we
started dating back then, I was thirty and making a
little over three times her salary. She was upfront, and
she was worried I might break up with her after
a couple of years and she'd have nothing to show
for it. That that is how relationships work. Correct. If
(18:39):
you don't get married and you don't have a child,
and you don't have a home together, if the two
of you break up, you will have nothing to show
for it. That is kind of the gamble that is dating.
That's correct. She's worried she's going to be like everyone
else on the planet that's ever had a friend or
(19:00):
girlfriend whom they didn't marry.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, one hundred and ten thousand dollars is more than
enough to show for it. She was up front of
I might break up with there after a couple of years.
You have nothing to show for it. So the two
thousand dollars a month was kind of like a security deposit. Oh,
for the love of God, this guy's pathetic. This guy's
(19:23):
I don't even feel bad for this guy anymore. In fact,
I'm mad that he's not giving her more money. I
think this guy deserves to go bankrupt over this woman,
because if it's not her, it'll be somebody else that's
I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Think this is a troll, because I think he's just
too stupid, Like I think he's just genuinely stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
No, I want him to go bankrupt. I want him
to feel pain. I want him to feel real financial, emotional,
and maybe a little physical pain from his own simping here,
because that's the only way this guy's ever gonna get
any better is if he gets fucking ruined by this war.
(20:00):
I want her to destroy him. I want her to
marry him, keep all this money in a savings account,
divorce him, take the house, take the kids, take everything.
So he has to start over from the bottom and
learn not to be a simp. This is the price
of being a simp. A lot of people think the
price of being a simp as you get with the
girl who treats you like shit, or you're paying on
(20:22):
the webcam porn and all that crap. No, no, no, no, no, sweetheart.
The ultimate price of being is everyone's been a simp
at Every guy's been a simp at one point or
another in his life. But the ultimate price of never stops,
of not stopping the simping is financial ruin, which is
where this guy's headed toward, and he deserves it, to
be quite frank, it says, for what it's worth, she's smart,
(20:48):
pretty and kind. Oh well, that changes everything. Yeah, she's
obviously smart because she conned your dumbass and one hundred
and tenth out of one hundred and ten thousand dollars,
so she's arry smart. Obviously. We've honestly had a really
good relationship in the last year's. Yeah, i've met. She agrees.
(21:10):
She's never even once asked me to increase the two thousand,
even with all the inflation. Whoah, she's never asked for
more money from the handout, which I respect, he says,
not me. I mean I respect the girl's hustle at
this point. I mean, there's women on OnlyFans that are
(21:32):
showing their butthole for a fourth of this every month
and have no self respect. All she's had to do
is what give them little sloppy toppy once a month
call it good. I'm sure that's all this simply needs
to give to you to part two thousand dollars a month.
Edit too, I appreciate all the advice. And yeah, I
see that the majority of the people are saying just
(21:52):
run away. The thing is, I'm only thirty. I'm almost
thirty five. People keep saying just leave or just start over,
and yeah, it sounds easy, but realistic. That means spending
at least another year finding someone nice, smart and attractive,
then dating for a few years before even thinking about marriage.
Oh so you can give all your money to a
new girl. By that, I'm pushing forty, and that's if
(22:13):
everything goes perfectly. What did I tell you? Guys? There's
a price for simping, and it's more than just money.
And that's the other thing. If you're a dude who's
single in his third at thirty five, it's not nearly
as big of a deal as a girl who single
at thirty five, A wove a new single at thirty five.
(22:33):
That you're at the two minute warning with the ball
on your own fifteen and one time out left like
you need to get the ball into the end zone
or at least in field goal range, and you're nowhere
near there. And Tom Brady is not your quarterback. If
you're a dude, it's like thirty five. It's like, hey,
(22:53):
you're you know, it's a tie game, eight minutes left.
You got the ball at the forty two timeouts left.
Not a huge deal. Decent quarterback, you know, Chad Pennington
in his prime, right, Like it's it's you need to
get moving, you start taking things a little bit more seriously.
But the game is far from over right. So it
(23:13):
says I'm pushing forty. That's everything is perfectly honestly. What
if I can't even find someone similar? Good? Oh no,
what if I can't find someone who will siphon one
hundred and ten thousand dollars away from me? Let me
do the math here? How twelve times four plus six times?
(23:34):
Oh yeah, that'd be about one hundred and eight thousand dollars. Okay,
just making sure his math was right.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He's also got to give bonuses.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh does she get her annual bonuses? Yeah, performance based, Yeah,
but it's a He didn't give her a cost of
living adjustment raised though not that three and a half
percent bump every year, you know, it says, And honestly,
what if I ear it says? I have no idea
where to even to meet women in my age who
are still single. Feels like all the good ones are
(24:04):
already married or taken. That is a problem at thirty five,
But you're gonna have to probably shoot a little bit younger.
And that's the bright side is if you're a guy
who's a little bit older and you're looking for a
woman who's still of child bearing age. On the bright side,
women typically mature quicker than men, and twenty eight and
(24:27):
thirty five emotional in this sense of emotional maturity is
not that far off the way if you are twenty
eight dating a twenty one year old girl. So it
says that my age breaking up feels like a huge gamble.
Oh no, no, no, you gambled one hundred and ten
thousand dollars. I don't want to hear about a gamble
(24:48):
with breaking up. You've already lost at this point, there's
nothing to gamble. I don't want to end up a loner,
regret it for the rest of my life. You're gonna
end up bankrupting a loner. Regret it for the rest
of your life. So I wanted to say a big
thanks to everyone who commented or even spend extra time
dming me with advice in my situation. I really appreciate
the thoughtful input. Some of you shared personal experiences and
(25:10):
help me see things from different angles. After think you
get through, I have decided to go through with option three.
I'm planning to talk to her about it this weekend
during our usual Saturday night food adventure. We aim to
try at least one new restaurant every week. How much
do you want to bet she's never once paid for it.
Here's option three. I'll put down twenty percent of the house.
She can choose the ones she oh somehow. Option three, So,
(25:38):
after all these people talked sense into him in the
comments and the messages, Option three, I'm gonna read this
to you because I skimmed it just now is worse
than the first two he had ops she Here's option three.
I'll put down twenty percent on a house, and she
can choose the one she likes as always low is
(26:00):
it fits his budget so she can't overspend on his behalf.
Could I have a drink of that? Or is there
anything left? There's nothing left, I don't want. It's a
Starbucks pink drink, alpha male right here, masculine. It says
she'll still be able to live there rent free. Oh good, good,
(26:23):
But I'll stop sending the two thousand dollars monthly support instead,
I'll just put it into a separate savings account every month.
If we end up getting married, whether that's in a
year or two, I'll add her name to the account,
so she'll have access to everything, which is what I mean.
I don't think she'd be putting money away for this
girl in the first place. You should focus on yourself
until you're married. This is what you should have. That's
(26:45):
the part you should have been doing all along. Whether
that's in a year or two, I'll add her name
to the accounts, so she'll have access to everything that's
been saved starting from the next month, So then she
can divorce you two years later and take all of
that money and run. Okay. I hope that gives her
a little extra motivation to think more seriously about marriage
sooner rather than later. If not, I'll still have a
(27:06):
solid savings account building up for myself. All right. Last update,
she went full rage mode and dumped me. This was
the best option. This was the best possible outcome. Told me,
she's been so nice to me all this time by
not raising the two grand a month I was paying
like she's his landlord. Now apparently the new rate to
(27:31):
keep her as just a girlfriend not a wife is
three grand a month. She's like doing Donald Trump Art
of the Deal here, like negotiating, Oh you still want me?
Just went up three grand a month, buddy, I told
her no. So yeah, she dumped me, moved out today.
Now it's just me an empty apartment and no one
to talk to. This has to be a troll. This
has to be a troll.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh no, if you look at his posts, he's like
weighing out the option of like condo versus house in Orlando,
and then an hour ago he posts on all should
I put on a dating app for personally? No, this
is a real guy, Ereyboddy. The first thing you should
(28:20):
put is easily parted with my money. That's like, just
make sure the next one. Like I said, Donald Trump
Art of the Deal, you always start off way smaller,
and you know you're gonna get to be like, hey,
this next girl, I'm only gonna pair like three hundred
bucks a month. By the time she negotiates and you
come back with a couple counteroffers, you'll be at like
(28:40):
twelve hundred bucks. You'd be saving eight hundred dollars a
month on your next girlfriend minimum. So there you have it.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I think the best part of the story is that
you can see how it progresses on this side through
his other Reddit post.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Did you look at his other account? No?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, so he's got Yeah, he hadn't really posted
much else about I was saying, if he had a
anything else here? Yeh know, what do I put on dating?
Let's see what's this saying here? When you're making a
dating app profile, how much do you actually share? Like
(29:21):
do you put your height, weight, job, age, income, education
or just keep it baguing and let people find out later.
I'm curious for people draw the line between being open
and keeping a little mystery. There's being open and then
there's giving two thousand dollars a month to your girlfriend.
I bet she was fucking somebody else, don't you. She
(29:41):
had to have been. Probably she had. If you're just
giving her money, dude, she has no respect for you.
She has no respect for you. She basically sees you
as a sugar daddy, as an ATM, as a bank right,
so I guarantee you she's There's no reason she's not
out fucking somebody else. Guarantee it. I would be two
thousand dollars a month that she is. Anyway, that has
(30:04):
been our show. We will see you guys on Saturday
or tonight. We'll see you tonight at the Brett Linstrom
campaign kickoff over off one hundred and fifty six and Dodge.
I'll give you the address one more time. It is
easy place one five seven sixty one West Dodge Road.
(30:25):
Starts at six pm. It's free. They got food. I
think you gotta pay for your own booze, which is fine.
It's fine. They can't be bribing you with booze or
anything like that to vote for him. But go out
and meet the campaign staff, meet the candidate himself. Most importantly,
meet us. We are the guests of honor, the VIPs
for the night, the red carpet rollout. We'll see you
(30:46):
there six pm. Cheating your taxes, not your spouse, and
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