August 20, 2025 • 33 mins
Did a shapeshifter reveal itself during a livestream? A man claims to have caught a UFO on camera. Is this the clearest video ever caught? A neighborhood in Virginia is repeatedly woken up at night by Twisted Metal's own, Sweet Tooth. What's this ice cream man up to so late at night? This and more on WTF Wednesday.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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I'm your hostess always, Caleb Salvator reporting from somewhere underground.
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I haven't pre screened him yet, so I don't really
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know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
God our luck this monster's story. It's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Got a locknes sponster. And yesterday was MIA's birthday, So
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Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, and follow the page as well.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, well, I've got a couple of them that
I found over the last couple weeks that I felt
would be great for this. This first one here. We'll
get into yours in a second here, But this first
one here is from a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
White House Press reporter.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
This is a video that got captured on television, and
they're saying that we may have just seen a reptilian
shape shifter change skins or out themselves on live national television.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Check this out they are, and one goes without the other.
If there's that, that's almost like she's.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What do you think, lizard person? What's the verdict?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
No, I think it's just a weird looking girl to
begin with.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Mixed with security camera footage.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, that was live footage from I think CNN, so
it was a security camera. But still, you're right, it's
sometimes with those lower quality K everything. Everyone thinks that,
you know, because we're all walking around with four K,
eight K whatever cameras in our pocket nowadays, that everything
gets captured perfectly, and for the most part that's true.
But on live broadcast they have to do this thing
called decreasing the video quality, which we do it too.
(04:00):
If CNN can't afford to do it, neither can we.
We don't have the server space here. Hate to break
it to you, but they decrease the video quality to
make the overall quality of the presentation a little bit better.
And sometimes little things like that happen, and they're you know,
if the light's shining right or there's a shadow, it'll
make it look a little creepy like that. I don't
think that we've identified a reptilian. I could be wrong.
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I'll never rule out that anyone, including my wife, could
be a potential reptilian, but I don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
This is one of them.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How would you feel to be that girl?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
And it's like you you're caught in just that one
split second of doing it, just like a weird, awkward smile.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And she's probably already kind of insecure about her.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Looks, probably well like she wasn't even like bad look.
It's just like she just kind of has like a
weird looking.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Like that face is a little rough.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, she's it's not bad, it's just a little weird.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That face looks like she's going to cost me for
five dollars at a Casey's in Council bluffs at three am.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, and meant to have the camera quality like captured
in just that like split second.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah that I'd be so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Brutal brutality.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh we got this next one here a British man
was out playing fetch with his dog and he believes
his camera captured a UFO. Now we're going to show
it to you at several different speeds here. The first one,
if you blink, you're not gonna see it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Go ahead, No, no, no, skitty, Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
All right, what do we think it is? UFO or no?
What would Dennis say? First off? Then tell me what
you think.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This would be?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Dennis would say UFO.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hardline proof For Dennis, he wouldn't need to see anything. Further,
what do you think?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I agree UFO.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
For it looks to me.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I hate to be the party pooper here, I hate
to be doubting Caleb, but to me, at least, that
looked like the dog kicked up some grass and that
was a blade flying toward the camera. That's what it
looked like to me. Either that or one of the
WNBA dildos. It could be either one. I'm not sure,
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but I don't think that. Again, I think the uh,
the search for extraterrestrial life will have to continue. This
is not enough evidence for us to make a conclusive
decision either way.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know why I know it's not a UFO. I
changed my mind. You know why I know it's not a.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
UFO because it wasn't captured with a toaster as a camera.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, video is way too highkal, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, There's something about UFOs that when they're in the area,
everyone's camera just goes to absolute shit.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It just goes It's like you're watching a two thousand
and one pay per view.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
College football game against a one double A team, just
grainy footage, and you guys that grew up in that
area watching football know exactly what I'm talking about. Okay,
the last one here, this one's actually kind of creeps
me out because I don't have an explanation for it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've got a.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Couple of theories, and I'm interested to hear yours and
the comments if you drop on on youtubeer rumble, but
I don't have a straight up explanation for this either way.
I want to hear what Mia thinks about this too,
because we kind of touch on this topic the other night.
When we were seeing there's some TikTok's going around about
ice cream men in Virginia, which I mean ice cream
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men on their own. If you hear an ice cream
man at noon on a Saturday, it's still kind of creepy,
But when you see one going around your neighborhood at
night with neon lights on his truck playing that creepy music,
it kind of ups it to a whole new level. Well,
this is the ice cream men in Virginia. Go ahead
and pull this TikTok video explaining this phenomenon up here.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Can we talk about the disturbing videos of ice cream
trucks roaming neighborhoods in Virginia after eleven pm? Because I've
seen at least a dozen of these videos going around TikTok,
and many people are tying it to the influx of
missing children in Virginia. And it should be noted that
the first week of August saw eighty eight missing children
in Virginia. However, according to my research, this aligns with
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the weekly average of ninety eight missing children. And this
is even led to Virginia State Police posting to their
Facebook account stating that there wasn't any mass abductions and
that they weren't investigating it. But what it doesn't explain
is the dozens of ice cream truck videos that have surfaced.
And let's not forget that just last month, a child
abuse ring was uncovered in Alabama where ten children were
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rescued from an underground bunker, and it's a chilling reminder
that these things do happen. So it's unclear why they
aren't investigating it. But tell me what do you make
of this?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Where is it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
That's creepy?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean, has nobody called the police?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's probably the first thing I would do if there
was an ice cream truck that was creeping me out
driving around my neighborhood that late at night.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
What do you I have some theories on this, and
I'll let you guys know, but I want to hear
what you have. But I do want to say I
think connecting it to the child abuse ring in Alabama
is an insane stretch. Just to Claire, I think that
you're going to foul out reaching like that. And I
do think it's a little gross to take a real
just despicable situation like that in Alabama and reach that
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hard to try to connect it to your tinfoil hat
TikTok conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I agree?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Also connecting it to the missing children, Yeah, just in general,
I think that's kind of a stretch. Yeah, because they even,
like the police even said like there haven't been any
like mass abduction. Yes, so, and you also have to
look at like where those children found, like what type
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of like right missing children were they were they runaways?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Was it like that's exactly like.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Domest disputes like those kind of things. Yeah, you know,
so I don't think it's connected to that at all.
I think it's people fucking around and trying to creep
people out.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So I agree with you up until that last part
because I think that's a lot of money and time
spending to fucking with people, whereas like if you're gonna
do the clown thing, that would be one thing. But
I agree with what you're saying with the eighty eight
children because when someone sees that as a raw number
in a report, eighty eight children missing, the oh my god,
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eighty eight children? What eighty eight kids are missing in
a week? And then, like you said, there's context to that.
You have kids that run away, You have kids that
didn't show up to school because they were going out
fucking around with their friends and the school reported them
as missing. You have, like you said, domestic disturbances with
parents where one parent won't give the kid back on
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the agree upon day and it creates an incident, and
then you find out that the average is actually below
the average in a week in the state of which
is ninety eight. You also have to remember Virginia's a
pretty big state. It would be difficult to go around
and round up kids all over the state in a
state with its as large and populous as Virginia. Although
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I don't think it's a I think the the hysteria
around it is because that weapons movie just came out
where the kids all leave the house in the middle
of the night or something like that. I still want
to see that. I'll probably wait for it to come
out on HBO because I've.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Heard it's not a movie you want to pay to see.
That's what I heard. It's a renter. We used to
call them back when Blockbuster was a thing, but.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, so it's I don't think it's a hoax that
people are fucking with people that that's a I could
see maybe if one guy was doing it, then it
would be a hoax that people, you know, to go
around and scare people with.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I just don't see that many people pouring that much.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, you got to buy the van, the music,
all the art and the neon lights and everything.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean, you're that's four or five.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Thousand dollars minimum that you're investing into a hoax. I
just can't see that many people pouring that into something
to scare people. What I think this is, I think
this is a money laundering operation for a drug trafficking business.
I think they buy the ice cream truck, the quote
unquote customers meet them wherever they're going to, you know,
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wherever they're going to be selling for the night, and
they're probably they'll drive through your neighborhood to make it
look legit, and they'll let the customers know and they'll
go meet it wherever the location is, and they'll have
actual ice cream on them, so if the police stop them,
they can say, look, we just have an unorthodox route.
You know, you never know if there's some kids or
adults out there. We hit the downtown bar areas sometimes
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and we make a little money. But that's what I
think this is. I think this is a drug traffick
and I don't have information to prove this. This is
just my theory. I think this is a money laundering
front for a drug trafficking operation. The fact that you've
got that many of them going around in the same
general area, and that's it's probably some type of ring.
That's what I think. What do you think anything to
add to that?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yeah, well, I mean i'd also be curious to know,
like how many of them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
There's at least four or five, But is it the
same one? No, they're all They all look different. If
you watch the videos, there are different trucks with different
like lighting setups. And there's there's one in uh most
of them are in Virginia, but there's another one I
saw and I think like North Carolina and one in Chicago.
There's a couple of them going around. I mean, I
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would be what's up? What would you do if you
saw an ice cream man going down our street?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I just don't think it should be tied to that.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
To the child thing.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
People, there's people's brains always jump to the absolute worst
case scenario. It's always people want to tie stuff back
to like child trafficking, and that's not new. I mean,
there was the Satanic ritual abuse thing in the nineties,
people the Satanic panic where they were talking about, like
the Satanists, we're kidnapping your kids in murdering them. I mean,
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this has been going on for a long time. It's
certainly nothing new.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I mean when we were.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Kids, there was the terror about you know, like razor
blades and HIV needles in our Halloween candy. It's everyone
always goes to people fucking with kids, and that's where
the hoaxes and panic starts.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And we just don't need that because there are bad
things that happen to kids.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
There are people that you should in places you should
absolutely keep your kids away from. And when we create
hoaxes like this and cause hysteria over ice cream men,
I'm not saying these are good guys, by the way,
these are probably bad individuals, but I don't think they're
targeting kids for abductions. But when we we create mass
hysteria on the internet about ice cream men or you know,
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Marilyn Manson is the devil who's taking your kids to hell,
we shield from the real issues we divert from the
real problems like roadblocks, which we're gonna do a whole
segment on another show, because that fucking app is from
the devil. That is an app that legitimately, at the
very least needs to be investigated and torn apart by
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the FBI, worst case scenario, most extreme shut down by
the federal government altogether, because that is despicable what's going
on with that app. But we want to talk about
fake issues like ice cream men abducting kids. By the way,
ice creammen are creepy. Even the legitimate ice cream men
kinda give me the creeps. But this is not. This
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is a nothing burger. Okay, are we gonna all right?
What story should I do first?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Here? Um?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Do the alien one?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, let's hop into this here. It's almost spooky season.
By the way, we'll be doing these WTF Wednesdays every week.
In October, Minnesota, man allegedly murders a neighbor he suspected
was an alien. It's the bail for Dale Gribble is
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set at one million dollars and says it's a strange story.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Out of Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
A man allegedly murdered his neighbor after expressing the suspicion
that she was an alien. The unsettling incident reportedly occurred
Wednesday morning in the community of Wyndham, when Jamie Vulker
roused an unnamed witness at his residence with some rather
strange concerns. According to a police report, the man was
talking about aliens. Specifically, Vulgar indicated that he thought his
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neighbor was just such an otherworldly visitor and that a
UFO would be coming to take them away.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
They'll take me away.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
During the conversation, his neighbor entered the residence after it
was later learned that Vulgar had called her for help.
The witness subsequently heard a series of gunshots followed by
a commotion. The wounded woman was then seen staggering out
of the house toward her home. The stunned witness immediately
followed her and reported the incident to police, who arrived
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at the victim's house to find her badly injured from
being shot several times. Sadly, she died shortly after being
transported to the hospital. Cops at the scene of the
shooting were soon informed of a second call to nine
to one one from a nearby resident reported a break
in at their home. Responding to that report, police found
Vulker seemingly hiding in a bathtub full of bloodstained water.
He did not offer any additional insight into why he
suspected his neighbor was an alien, nor why he allegedly
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shot her. Because of those concerns, he's been charged with
two counts of second degree murder. I love how they
asked him for like an explanation, why did you think
she was an alien? As if they were going to
seriously investigate it, Like, so, why did you think do
we need to get Scully and Molder down here from
the X Files? Like is this what we got it?
Like what, you're going to jail either way? But why exactly?
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You know they probably did that. There's like that one
kooky cop you see on every TV show. What was
his name in SVU, Munch Munch, They call that guy up.
He wakes up, comes in with all these ruffled papers,
disheveled tie, and every his hair is a mess, walks in.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Let me talk to him, Let me talk So why
did you think it was an alien? That's him? There?
He breaks up this serious investigation.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You know where they're questioning a criminal, a potential criminal,
alleged criminal.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And he walks in and he's.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Like, so tell me, why do you think she was
an alien? I believe you, and he tries to get
the information out of him. That's my favorite part of
this story was that they tried to squeeze, like, so
what do you know here out of this guy, instead
of just going, oh, you're nuts, you're going to jail.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He wouldn't tell though.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Bring in the guys, some Project blue Book.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, Project blue Book's gonna be there. That's so, why
why did he think killing the alien? That's just gonna
get us in an intergalactic war?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Dude? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The UFO was just gonna come take the two of you. Now,
they're gonna come wipe us out. It's probably that ship
that they're talking about is coming in November, the mothership.
Did you hear speaking of which they supposedly received a
a radio signal from it? Do you hear about that?
It said, uh, it was Morse code. And this is
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what the TikTok somebody sent me That didn't back up
any of its claims, but somebody sent me a TikTok
breaking this down and the guy in the TikTok said
that these scientists could not interpret the Morse code. These like,
you know, massive egg headed scientists couldn't interpret Morse codes.
So we're going to have to suspend belief for a
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second on that. So they put it into chat GPT
and the spaceship allegedly sent a radio signal out that said,
just wait, we are friendly. We watch Earth hang tight.
So the aliens that are coming are evidently from a
Seth Rogan movie and they're hang tight. They're just sitting
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up there with their joints and pizza, and they're just
gonna make a little pit stop like it's the Mega
mart on their way to the next destination.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
They just want to get a little go a little
high on their Earth. What's that Megalomar? There you go?
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Indian infant bites cobra snake to death? Is this the
Indian version of like where you say you know your
kid was a serial killer when the neighborhood cats started
to go missing. An infant in India avoided what could
have been a tragic fate when he shockingly bit a
cobra snake to death. When the venomous creature approached him.
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The astounding incident reportedly occurred early earlier this month in
the town of Battaya. I'm sure I butchered that. During
a brief moment when he was left unsupervised, the one
year old boy identified as Govinda suddenly found himself with
a cobra snake wrapped around his hands. Fortunately for the
tod he was too young to fear the deadly creature
and instead turned it into a chew toy, ensuring his survival.
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When we saw the snake in the child's hand, everyone
rushed toward him, his grandmother recalled, but in the meantime,
he already bit the snake, killing it on the spot. However,
Gavinda was not quite out of the proverbial woods just yet.
A surprising snack resulted in him ingesting some of the
animal's venom, which caused him to faint on the spot.
Since the dose of poison was relatively low and the
youngster was rushed to a hospital for treatment, he'll likely
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come out of the incident unscathed, with a fearsome reputation
to any other cobra snakes foolish enough to cross his path.
I mean, this is like a chuck Norris joke in
real life? How would you like to be? None of
the village kids are gonna fuck with Gavinda, now you
know that right, Like this kid is going to be
the most badass motherfucker on the block. Now that's like
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that's King Kobra's are huge, do you know, Like you
see like videos of them, Like those things get like
six feet long. They're not tiny. I mean they are massive.
And I just want to know how the kid wound out?
How did the thing sneak up on the kid like this?
When I was in uh it was either middle school
or high school, somebody got busted down the street from
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for running an exotic animal like trafficking ring out of
their garage and they were they found like all these
rats that they were feeding to the snakes and like
close to one hundred King cobras that they were selling
out of this garage. And I mean, like you know,
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there's different anti venoms for different snakes. Just imagine if
you get bit by a king cobra and Omaha, they're
not going to have the anti venom. I mean maybe
at the zoo, but I mean imagine if those things
all got out and you just had one hundred king
cobras in an area. You couldn't go outside, You couldn't
let your kids out, you couldn't let your pets out.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Everything would be a near and can.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Everyone would have to be strapped walking out in their
backyard to cut the lawn out of fear that you'd
encounter one of these things.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I mean that would be terrifying.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
That had to have been like a baby king. Yeah,
these are huge.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
They get massives. Oh yeah, they're kings for a reason.
It was a queen of Prince Cobra.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Prince Cobra, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Danish zoo requests residents donate pets to help feed its
predatory animals.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That was a good segue. And I didn't even know
that was coming. That was solid.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
A Danish zoo has sparked online debate after it asked
residents to donate their pets to help feed its predatory animals.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You know, like, how much are they paying? I'm not like.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All I'm saying is like you remember that dog my
aunt had that was like eighteen years old. I mean,
this is a dignifying way for an animal like that
to go out.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
It's donating oh.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Facility, I guess you get zero percent of what you
don't ask for. Facility in the city of Aalborg reportedly
issued the eyebrow raising request and a weirdly cheerful Facebook
post last week. Did you know that you can donate
smaller pets to the zoo? They asked their followers, explaining
the program, where in public provided chickens, rabbits, and guinea
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pigs are fed to its animals that require full prey
to what they would naturally hunt in the while, what
the fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I want to read the Facebook post? Is it still there? Here?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I got it right here, it's loading. Oh it's in
another language. I don't speak this crap, but yeah, it
looks like it. And you've got a bunch of angry Danish.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh Danish.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, you got a bunch of angry reacts to it.
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
They seem to be upset about it. There's less one
fear that their beloved bunny or other precious pet might
merely be tossed into an animal's cage defend for itself.
The zoos stressed that the creatures are euthanized by tray
and stuff, So you're used, So okay, So this isn't
that this was really bad marketing. But this is no
different than like donating your body to science when you die.
(25:51):
You know, if you say I want my brain to
be used for concussion research when I die, you're not
saying you kill me right now. It's just when I go.
You're not just tossing them in. They You got an
old animal, it's gonna die a either way. Put it
down and you if you want to donate it to
the zoo. Like I said, you get zero percent of
what you don't ask for, except for chlamydia because nobody asked.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
For that shit.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I have the post here.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh is it an English? What's it saying says?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Did you know that you can donate smaller pets to
Alborg Zoo chickens, rabbits, and guinea pigs make up?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh yeah, pretty much. Blah blah blah what it said there.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
If you have an animal that has to leave here
for various reasons, feel free to donate to us. The
animals are gently euthanized by trade staff and are afterwards
used US fodder. That way nothing goes to waste, and
we ensure natural behavior, nutrition and well being of our predators.
And then at the end it says update. Due to
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Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, that's that's bad. That's not as bad as they
make it sound. But I can see why people would
freak out about it. That's really bad marketing. They probably
could have went about that a different way, you know,
maybe they partner with vets. You know, like when you
go to the gas station and it's like, do you
want to round up your seventeen cents to donate to
(27:35):
sick kids? And it's just generic, but Mia did that
at the gas station that it irritated me. You don't
know who the sick kids are. It's probably just giving
money to that company, just taking extra money off the top.
They don't even tell you what it is. But they
could do the same thing. Like right after you know,
you put your best friend down, they're in there, they're like,
so do you want to donate this body to be
eaten by a tiger at the local zoo or do
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you want the ashes and you know they let you
just side in that moment where you're clearly about your wits. Okay,
last one here, it's a NeSSI sighting. You've got the
Nessy video loaded up in the queue ready to play.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Is there anything I need to know? I haven't watched
it yet.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Is there anything I need to know before we get
into it?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
This one?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
The Nessy Committee professionals who whatever that is, they actually.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Are not saying that this is an official NeSSI.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
They haven't labeled it one yet. Yeah, so that's bad
because they'll call just like a wave going unofficial Nessy siding.
It's a really low bob. I could probably take a
video of my bathtub splash a little bit of water
and they would call it an official NeSSI sighting. It
says a woman visiting Locknest was left scratching her head
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when she spotted what may have been the legendary monsters
quote unquote monster swimming. The intriguing footage was shared by
the Lockness Center, which explained to the sighting occurred in
July sixteenth, as the witness, identified as Livia, and her
boyfriend were watching the water near the iconic Erkahart Castle.
In the video, which we'll plan a second here, a
dark and fairly sizable anomaly can be seen bobbing along
(29:17):
the locknest, seemingly swimming against the current of the water.
As she watches the weirdness unfold, Livia can be heard
expressing skepticism that the object is not just a twig
that is going in and out of the water. That said,
in posting the video online, the Lockness Center conceded that
the anomaly could be a tree caught in the castle's
outlet pipe, or, if one believes that it is a.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Creature, a seal.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Either way, the tourist attraction mused they left with the
story to tell in a video that had them wondering
what else might be beneath the surface. Livia's video was
one of seven possible monster sightings from this post documented
by the Lockness Center in a post at their website
on Monday. Among the other potential nessy cases were an
interesting photo snap by an Italian tourist a few months
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ago in a picture of a mysterious dark brown shape
that the witness noticed moving in the water, and sharing
the curious collection of sightings the Lockness Creature observed that
they serve as a reminder that monster hunting is alive
and well with the iconic Scottish site.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Something that's not just a twist that's going now.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
There is log on log. The Lockness Center called it bullshit.
It's bullshit. It's uh yeah, that's a log. Should we
go to Lockness and get to the bottom of this?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
What do you think? Should we take a trip?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I think we should. It will be a business trip.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Well, we can write the whole thing off on our taxes.
Huh oh, No, we gotta get passports. We don't have those,
do we. We gotta get our passports and we'll fly
out to it's Scotland.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Is at Ireland?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I think it's Scotland.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You're the expert on this shit, not me. We'll fly
out to Scotland and we'll go snorkeling. We'll get to
the bottom of it. There's seals. How come no one's
ever been eaten by the lock Nest. No seals, No people.
People swim in that lake all the time, they boat.
No one's ever been eaten, No one's ever gone missing
from the Locknest. Monster and you know, so there's some
nerds sitting there, some neck bearded virgin in his mom's
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kitchen eating cereal.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Don't there would do? What?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Time?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Shut up? No, there wasn't. And you know it.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
You've built your life around not just a myth, but
like a lame myth.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's not even that.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Like at least Dennis with his aliens is kind of
cool and weird. Yours is just sad. Bro, You watch
a lake on a webcam all day and that's your
whole life. You should feel bad about yourself. That has
been our show. We will see you on Saturday. We've
got Adam Gotschel coming in. We're gonna talk about my
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I haven't pre screened him yet, so I don't really
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know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
God our luck this monster's story. It's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Got a locknes sponster. And yesterday was MIA's birthday, So
if you haven't already and you don't want to be
dead to me, wish her a happy birthday. On the
de'space with Caleb Salvator facebook group that you should be
a member of because you listen to this show, so
you might as well join in on some of the shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, and follow the page as well.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, well, I've got a couple of them that
I found over the last couple weeks that I felt
would be great for this. This first one here. We'll
get into yours in a second here, But this first
one here is from a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
White House Press reporter.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
This is a video that got captured on television, and
they're saying that we may have just seen a reptilian
shape shifter change skins or out themselves on live national television.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Check this out they are, and one goes without the other.
If there's that, that's almost like she's.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What do you think, lizard person? What's the verdict?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
No, I think it's just a weird looking girl to
begin with.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Mixed with security camera footage.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, that was live footage from I think CNN, so
it was a security camera. But still, you're right, it's
sometimes with those lower quality K everything. Everyone thinks that,
you know, because we're all walking around with four K,
eight K whatever cameras in our pocket nowadays, that everything
gets captured perfectly, and for the most part that's true.
But on live broadcast they have to do this thing
called decreasing the video quality, which we do it too.
(04:00):
If CNN can't afford to do it, neither can we.
We don't have the server space here. Hate to break
it to you, but they decrease the video quality to
make the overall quality of the presentation a little bit better.
And sometimes little things like that happen, and they're you know,
if the light's shining right or there's a shadow, it'll
make it look a little creepy like that. I don't
think that we've identified a reptilian. I could be wrong.
(04:23):
I'll never rule out that anyone, including my wife, could
be a potential reptilian, but I don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
This is one of them.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How would you feel to be that girl?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
And it's like you you're caught in just that one
split second of doing it, just like a weird, awkward smile.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And she's probably already kind of insecure about her.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Looks, probably well like she wasn't even like bad look.
It's just like she just kind of has like a
weird looking.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Like that face is a little rough.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, she's it's not bad, it's just a little weird.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That face looks like she's going to cost me for
five dollars at a Casey's in Council bluffs at three am.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, and meant to have the camera quality like captured
in just that like split second.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah that I'd be so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Brutal brutality.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh we got this next one here a British man
was out playing fetch with his dog and he believes
his camera captured a UFO. Now we're going to show
it to you at several different speeds here. The first one,
if you blink, you're not gonna see it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Go ahead, No, no, no, skitty, Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
All right, what do we think it is? UFO or no?
What would Dennis say? First off? Then tell me what
you think.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This would be?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Dennis would say UFO.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hardline proof For Dennis, he wouldn't need to see anything. Further,
what do you think?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I agree UFO.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
For it looks to me.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I hate to be the party pooper here, I hate
to be doubting Caleb, but to me, at least, that
looked like the dog kicked up some grass and that
was a blade flying toward the camera. That's what it
looked like to me. Either that or one of the
WNBA dildos. It could be either one. I'm not sure,
(07:00):
but I don't think that. Again, I think the uh,
the search for extraterrestrial life will have to continue. This
is not enough evidence for us to make a conclusive
decision either way.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know why I know it's not a UFO. I
changed my mind. You know why I know it's not a.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
UFO because it wasn't captured with a toaster as a camera.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, video is way too highkal, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, There's something about UFOs that when they're in the area,
everyone's camera just goes to absolute shit.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It just goes It's like you're watching a two thousand
and one pay per view.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
College football game against a one double A team, just
grainy footage, and you guys that grew up in that
area watching football know exactly what I'm talking about. Okay,
the last one here, this one's actually kind of creeps
me out because I don't have an explanation for it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've got a.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Couple of theories, and I'm interested to hear yours and
the comments if you drop on on youtubeer rumble, but
I don't have a straight up explanation for this either way.
I want to hear what Mia thinks about this too,
because we kind of touch on this topic the other night.
When we were seeing there's some TikTok's going around about
ice cream men in Virginia, which I mean ice cream
(08:09):
men on their own. If you hear an ice cream
man at noon on a Saturday, it's still kind of creepy,
But when you see one going around your neighborhood at
night with neon lights on his truck playing that creepy music,
it kind of ups it to a whole new level. Well,
this is the ice cream men in Virginia. Go ahead
and pull this TikTok video explaining this phenomenon up here.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Can we talk about the disturbing videos of ice cream
trucks roaming neighborhoods in Virginia after eleven pm? Because I've
seen at least a dozen of these videos going around TikTok,
and many people are tying it to the influx of
missing children in Virginia. And it should be noted that
the first week of August saw eighty eight missing children
in Virginia. However, according to my research, this aligns with
(09:04):
the weekly average of ninety eight missing children. And this
is even led to Virginia State Police posting to their
Facebook account stating that there wasn't any mass abductions and
that they weren't investigating it. But what it doesn't explain
is the dozens of ice cream truck videos that have surfaced.
And let's not forget that just last month, a child
abuse ring was uncovered in Alabama where ten children were
(09:27):
rescued from an underground bunker, and it's a chilling reminder
that these things do happen. So it's unclear why they
aren't investigating it. But tell me what do you make
of this?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Where is it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
That's creepy?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean, has nobody called the police?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's probably the first thing I would do if there
was an ice cream truck that was creeping me out
driving around my neighborhood that late at night.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
What do you I have some theories on this, and
I'll let you guys know, but I want to hear
what you have. But I do want to say I
think connecting it to the child abuse ring in Alabama
is an insane stretch. Just to Claire, I think that
you're going to foul out reaching like that. And I
do think it's a little gross to take a real
just despicable situation like that in Alabama and reach that
(10:23):
hard to try to connect it to your tinfoil hat
TikTok conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I agree?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Also connecting it to the missing children, Yeah, just in general,
I think that's kind of a stretch. Yeah, because they even,
like the police even said like there haven't been any
like mass abduction. Yes, so, and you also have to
look at like where those children found, like what type
(10:52):
of like right missing children were they were they runaways?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Was it like that's exactly like.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Domest disputes like those kind of things. Yeah, you know,
so I don't think it's connected to that at all.
I think it's people fucking around and trying to creep
people out.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So I agree with you up until that last part
because I think that's a lot of money and time
spending to fucking with people, whereas like if you're gonna
do the clown thing, that would be one thing. But
I agree with what you're saying with the eighty eight
children because when someone sees that as a raw number
in a report, eighty eight children missing, the oh my god,
(11:32):
eighty eight children? What eighty eight kids are missing in
a week? And then, like you said, there's context to that.
You have kids that run away, You have kids that
didn't show up to school because they were going out
fucking around with their friends and the school reported them
as missing. You have, like you said, domestic disturbances with
parents where one parent won't give the kid back on
(11:53):
the agree upon day and it creates an incident, and
then you find out that the average is actually below
the average in a week in the state of which
is ninety eight. You also have to remember Virginia's a
pretty big state. It would be difficult to go around
and round up kids all over the state in a
state with its as large and populous as Virginia. Although
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I don't think it's a I think the the hysteria
around it is because that weapons movie just came out
where the kids all leave the house in the middle
of the night or something like that. I still want
to see that. I'll probably wait for it to come
out on HBO because I've.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Heard it's not a movie you want to pay to see.
That's what I heard. It's a renter. We used to
call them back when Blockbuster was a thing, but.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, so it's I don't think it's a hoax that
people are fucking with people that that's a I could
see maybe if one guy was doing it, then it
would be a hoax that people, you know, to go
around and scare people with.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I just don't see that many people pouring that much.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, you got to buy the van, the music,
all the art and the neon lights and everything.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean, you're that's four or five.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Thousand dollars minimum that you're investing into a hoax. I
just can't see that many people pouring that into something
to scare people. What I think this is, I think
this is a money laundering operation for a drug trafficking business.
I think they buy the ice cream truck, the quote
unquote customers meet them wherever they're going to, you know,
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wherever they're going to be selling for the night, and
they're probably they'll drive through your neighborhood to make it
look legit, and they'll let the customers know and they'll
go meet it wherever the location is, and they'll have
actual ice cream on them, so if the police stop them,
they can say, look, we just have an unorthodox route.
You know, you never know if there's some kids or
adults out there. We hit the downtown bar areas sometimes
(13:45):
and we make a little money. But that's what I
think this is. I think this is a drug traffick
and I don't have information to prove this. This is
just my theory. I think this is a money laundering
front for a drug trafficking operation. The fact that you've
got that many of them going around in the same
general area, and that's it's probably some type of ring.
That's what I think. What do you think anything to
add to that?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yeah, well, I mean i'd also be curious to know,
like how many of them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
There's at least four or five, But is it the
same one? No, they're all They all look different. If
you watch the videos, there are different trucks with different
like lighting setups. And there's there's one in uh most
of them are in Virginia, but there's another one I
saw and I think like North Carolina and one in Chicago.
There's a couple of them going around. I mean, I
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would be what's up? What would you do if you
saw an ice cream man going down our street?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I just don't think it should be tied to that.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
To the child thing.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
People, there's people's brains always jump to the absolute worst
case scenario. It's always people want to tie stuff back
to like child trafficking, and that's not new. I mean,
there was the Satanic ritual abuse thing in the nineties,
people the Satanic panic where they were talking about, like
the Satanists, we're kidnapping your kids in murdering them. I mean,
(15:05):
this has been going on for a long time. It's
certainly nothing new.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I mean when we were.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Kids, there was the terror about you know, like razor
blades and HIV needles in our Halloween candy. It's everyone
always goes to people fucking with kids, and that's where
the hoaxes and panic starts.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And we just don't need that because there are bad
things that happen to kids.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
There are people that you should in places you should
absolutely keep your kids away from. And when we create
hoaxes like this and cause hysteria over ice cream men,
I'm not saying these are good guys, by the way,
these are probably bad individuals, but I don't think they're
targeting kids for abductions. But when we we create mass
hysteria on the internet about ice cream men or you know,
(15:48):
Marilyn Manson is the devil who's taking your kids to hell,
we shield from the real issues we divert from the
real problems like roadblocks, which we're gonna do a whole
segment on another show, because that fucking app is from
the devil. That is an app that legitimately, at the
very least needs to be investigated and torn apart by
(16:10):
the FBI, worst case scenario, most extreme shut down by
the federal government altogether, because that is despicable what's going
on with that app. But we want to talk about
fake issues like ice cream men abducting kids. By the way,
ice creammen are creepy. Even the legitimate ice cream men
kinda give me the creeps. But this is not. This
(16:31):
is a nothing burger. Okay, are we gonna all right?
What story should I do first?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Here? Um?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Do the alien one?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, let's hop into this here. It's almost spooky season.
By the way, we'll be doing these WTF Wednesdays every week.
In October, Minnesota, man allegedly murders a neighbor he suspected
was an alien. It's the bail for Dale Gribble is
(17:05):
set at one million dollars and says it's a strange story.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Out of Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
A man allegedly murdered his neighbor after expressing the suspicion
that she was an alien. The unsettling incident reportedly occurred
Wednesday morning in the community of Wyndham, when Jamie Vulker
roused an unnamed witness at his residence with some rather
strange concerns. According to a police report, the man was
talking about aliens. Specifically, Vulgar indicated that he thought his
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neighbor was just such an otherworldly visitor and that a
UFO would be coming to take them away.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
They'll take me away.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
During the conversation, his neighbor entered the residence after it
was later learned that Vulgar had called her for help.
The witness subsequently heard a series of gunshots followed by
a commotion. The wounded woman was then seen staggering out
of the house toward her home. The stunned witness immediately
followed her and reported the incident to police, who arrived
(18:02):
at the victim's house to find her badly injured from
being shot several times. Sadly, she died shortly after being
transported to the hospital. Cops at the scene of the
shooting were soon informed of a second call to nine
to one one from a nearby resident reported a break
in at their home. Responding to that report, police found
Vulker seemingly hiding in a bathtub full of bloodstained water.
He did not offer any additional insight into why he
suspected his neighbor was an alien, nor why he allegedly
(18:23):
shot her. Because of those concerns, he's been charged with
two counts of second degree murder. I love how they
asked him for like an explanation, why did you think
she was an alien? As if they were going to
seriously investigate it, Like, so, why did you think do
we need to get Scully and Molder down here from
the X Files? Like is this what we got it?
Like what, you're going to jail either way? But why exactly?
(18:49):
You know they probably did that. There's like that one
kooky cop you see on every TV show. What was
his name in SVU, Munch Munch, They call that guy up.
He wakes up, comes in with all these ruffled papers,
disheveled tie, and every his hair is a mess, walks in.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Let me talk to him, Let me talk So why
did you think it was an alien? That's him? There?
He breaks up this serious investigation.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You know where they're questioning a criminal, a potential criminal,
alleged criminal.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And he walks in and he's.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Like, so tell me, why do you think she was
an alien? I believe you, and he tries to get
the information out of him. That's my favorite part of
this story was that they tried to squeeze, like, so
what do you know here out of this guy, instead
of just going, oh, you're nuts, you're going to jail.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He wouldn't tell though.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Bring in the guys, some Project blue Book.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, Project blue Book's gonna be there. That's so, why
why did he think killing the alien? That's just gonna
get us in an intergalactic war?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Dude? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The UFO was just gonna come take the two of you. Now,
they're gonna come wipe us out. It's probably that ship
that they're talking about is coming in November, the mothership.
Did you hear speaking of which they supposedly received a
a radio signal from it? Do you hear about that?
It said, uh, it was Morse code. And this is
(20:08):
what the TikTok somebody sent me That didn't back up
any of its claims, but somebody sent me a TikTok
breaking this down and the guy in the TikTok said
that these scientists could not interpret the Morse code. These like,
you know, massive egg headed scientists couldn't interpret Morse codes.
So we're going to have to suspend belief for a
(20:30):
second on that. So they put it into chat GPT
and the spaceship allegedly sent a radio signal out that said,
just wait, we are friendly. We watch Earth hang tight.
So the aliens that are coming are evidently from a
Seth Rogan movie and they're hang tight. They're just sitting
(20:53):
up there with their joints and pizza, and they're just
gonna make a little pit stop like it's the Mega
mart on their way to the next destination.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
They just want to get a little go a little
high on their Earth. What's that Megalomar? There you go?
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Indian infant bites cobra snake to death? Is this the
Indian version of like where you say you know your
kid was a serial killer when the neighborhood cats started
to go missing. An infant in India avoided what could
have been a tragic fate when he shockingly bit a
cobra snake to death. When the venomous creature approached him.
(21:31):
The astounding incident reportedly occurred early earlier this month in
the town of Battaya. I'm sure I butchered that. During
a brief moment when he was left unsupervised, the one
year old boy identified as Govinda suddenly found himself with
a cobra snake wrapped around his hands. Fortunately for the
tod he was too young to fear the deadly creature
and instead turned it into a chew toy, ensuring his survival.
(21:53):
When we saw the snake in the child's hand, everyone
rushed toward him, his grandmother recalled, but in the meantime,
he already bit the snake, killing it on the spot. However,
Gavinda was not quite out of the proverbial woods just yet.
A surprising snack resulted in him ingesting some of the
animal's venom, which caused him to faint on the spot.
Since the dose of poison was relatively low and the
youngster was rushed to a hospital for treatment, he'll likely
(22:16):
come out of the incident unscathed, with a fearsome reputation
to any other cobra snakes foolish enough to cross his path.
I mean, this is like a chuck Norris joke in
real life? How would you like to be? None of
the village kids are gonna fuck with Gavinda, now you
know that right, Like this kid is going to be
the most badass motherfucker on the block. Now that's like
(22:37):
that's King Kobra's are huge, do you know, Like you
see like videos of them, Like those things get like
six feet long. They're not tiny. I mean they are massive.
And I just want to know how the kid wound out?
How did the thing sneak up on the kid like this?
When I was in uh it was either middle school
or high school, somebody got busted down the street from
(23:01):
for running an exotic animal like trafficking ring out of
their garage and they were they found like all these
rats that they were feeding to the snakes and like
close to one hundred King cobras that they were selling
out of this garage. And I mean, like you know,
(23:24):
there's different anti venoms for different snakes. Just imagine if
you get bit by a king cobra and Omaha, they're
not going to have the anti venom. I mean maybe
at the zoo, but I mean imagine if those things
all got out and you just had one hundred king
cobras in an area. You couldn't go outside, You couldn't
let your kids out, you couldn't let your pets out.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Everything would be a near and can.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Everyone would have to be strapped walking out in their
backyard to cut the lawn out of fear that you'd
encounter one of these things.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I mean that would be terrifying.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
That had to have been like a baby king. Yeah,
these are huge.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
They get massives. Oh yeah, they're kings for a reason.
It was a queen of Prince Cobra.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Prince Cobra, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Danish zoo requests residents donate pets to help feed its
predatory animals.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That was a good segue. And I didn't even know
that was coming. That was solid.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
A Danish zoo has sparked online debate after it asked
residents to donate their pets to help feed its predatory animals.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You know, like, how much are they paying? I'm not like.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All I'm saying is like you remember that dog my
aunt had that was like eighteen years old. I mean,
this is a dignifying way for an animal like that
to go out.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
It's donating oh.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Facility, I guess you get zero percent of what you
don't ask for. Facility in the city of Aalborg reportedly
issued the eyebrow raising request and a weirdly cheerful Facebook
post last week. Did you know that you can donate
smaller pets to the zoo? They asked their followers, explaining
the program, where in public provided chickens, rabbits, and guinea
(24:57):
pigs are fed to its animals that require full prey
to what they would naturally hunt in the while, what
the fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I want to read the Facebook post? Is it still there? Here?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I got it right here, it's loading. Oh it's in
another language. I don't speak this crap, but yeah, it
looks like it. And you've got a bunch of angry Danish.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh Danish.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, you got a bunch of angry reacts to it.
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
They seem to be upset about it. There's less one
fear that their beloved bunny or other precious pet might
merely be tossed into an animal's cage defend for itself.
The zoos stressed that the creatures are euthanized by tray
and stuff, So you're used, So okay, So this isn't
that this was really bad marketing. But this is no
different than like donating your body to science when you die.
(25:51):
You know, if you say I want my brain to
be used for concussion research when I die, you're not
saying you kill me right now. It's just when I go.
You're not just tossing them in. They You got an
old animal, it's gonna die a either way. Put it
down and you if you want to donate it to
the zoo. Like I said, you get zero percent of
what you don't ask for, except for chlamydia because nobody asked.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
For that shit.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I have the post here.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh is it an English? What's it saying says?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Did you know that you can donate smaller pets to
Alborg Zoo chickens, rabbits, and guinea pigs make up?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh yeah, pretty much. Blah blah blah what it said there.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
If you have an animal that has to leave here
for various reasons, feel free to donate to us. The
animals are gently euthanized by trade staff and are afterwards
used US fodder. That way nothing goes to waste, and
we ensure natural behavior, nutrition and well being of our predators.
And then at the end it says update. Due to
(26:52):
much international interest, we have chosen to close the comment
section on this post. We understand that the post awakens
feelings and interest, but hateful and malicious rhetoric is not necessary,
and we urge you to preserve the good tone. We
elaborate and are happy to answer questions in the inbox
(27:12):
or by email.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, that's that's bad. That's not as bad as they
make it sound. But I can see why people would
freak out about it. That's really bad marketing. They probably
could have went about that a different way, you know,
maybe they partner with vets. You know, like when you
go to the gas station and it's like, do you
want to round up your seventeen cents to donate to
(27:35):
sick kids? And it's just generic, but Mia did that
at the gas station that it irritated me. You don't
know who the sick kids are. It's probably just giving
money to that company, just taking extra money off the top.
They don't even tell you what it is. But they
could do the same thing. Like right after you know,
you put your best friend down, they're in there, they're like,
so do you want to donate this body to be
eaten by a tiger at the local zoo or do
(27:57):
you want the ashes and you know they let you
just side in that moment where you're clearly about your wits. Okay,
last one here, it's a NeSSI sighting. You've got the
Nessy video loaded up in the queue ready to play.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Is there anything I need to know? I haven't watched
it yet.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Is there anything I need to know before we get
into it?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
This one?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
The Nessy Committee professionals who whatever that is, they actually.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Are not saying that this is an official NeSSI.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
They haven't labeled it one yet. Yeah, so that's bad
because they'll call just like a wave going unofficial Nessy siding.
It's a really low bob. I could probably take a
video of my bathtub splash a little bit of water
and they would call it an official NeSSI sighting. It
says a woman visiting Locknest was left scratching her head
(28:56):
when she spotted what may have been the legendary monsters
quote unquote monster swimming. The intriguing footage was shared by
the Lockness Center, which explained to the sighting occurred in
July sixteenth, as the witness, identified as Livia, and her
boyfriend were watching the water near the iconic Erkahart Castle.
In the video, which we'll plan a second here, a
dark and fairly sizable anomaly can be seen bobbing along
(29:17):
the locknest, seemingly swimming against the current of the water.
As she watches the weirdness unfold, Livia can be heard
expressing skepticism that the object is not just a twig
that is going in and out of the water. That said,
in posting the video online, the Lockness Center conceded that
the anomaly could be a tree caught in the castle's
outlet pipe, or, if one believes that it is a.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Creature, a seal.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Either way, the tourist attraction mused they left with the
story to tell in a video that had them wondering
what else might be beneath the surface. Livia's video was
one of seven possible monster sightings from this post documented
by the Lockness Center in a post at their website
on Monday. Among the other potential nessy cases were an
interesting photo snap by an Italian tourist a few months
(30:01):
ago in a picture of a mysterious dark brown shape
that the witness noticed moving in the water, and sharing
the curious collection of sightings the Lockness Creature observed that
they serve as a reminder that monster hunting is alive
and well with the iconic Scottish site.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Something that's not just a twist that's going now.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
There is log on log. The Lockness Center called it bullshit.
It's bullshit. It's uh yeah, that's a log. Should we
go to Lockness and get to the bottom of this?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
What do you think? Should we take a trip?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I think we should. It will be a business trip.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Well, we can write the whole thing off on our taxes.
Huh oh, No, we gotta get passports. We don't have those,
do we. We gotta get our passports and we'll fly
out to it's Scotland.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Is at Ireland?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I think it's Scotland.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You're the expert on this shit, not me. We'll fly
out to Scotland and we'll go snorkeling. We'll get to
the bottom of it. There's seals. How come no one's
ever been eaten by the lock Nest. No seals, No people.
People swim in that lake all the time, they boat.
No one's ever been eaten, No one's ever gone missing
from the Locknest. Monster and you know, so there's some
nerds sitting there, some neck bearded virgin in his mom's
(31:24):
kitchen eating cereal.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Don't there would do? What?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Time?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Shut up? No, there wasn't. And you know it.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
You've built your life around not just a myth, but
like a lame myth.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's not even that.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Like at least Dennis with his aliens is kind of
cool and weird. Yours is just sad. Bro, You watch
a lake on a webcam all day and that's your
whole life. You should feel bad about yourself. That has
been our show. We will see you on Saturday. We've
got Adam Gotschel coming in. We're gonna talk about my
(31:58):
leaked group chat. Do you have anything you'd like to add?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
No?
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That's been our show. Will see you guys Saturday.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
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drama with the local news and what comes next for him.
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