May 22, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I know, baby, say hop on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The Adventures of Macie starring and Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's name as Mazie Pictures
just a moment you'll hear Mazie and Radio starring the
same glamorous star you all went to see and loved
on the screen. And Southern. But first your announcers and
(01:08):
now our here is Anne Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, I'm maze like the fella, said Mazie Revere. When
I was just a kid, I had to leave school
to help support the family. My old man was the
superstitious type. He wouldn't work any week that had a
Tuesday in it. So naturally I always hunger for a
real formal school, and finally my dream came to Today
(01:37):
is graduation day. Gosh, I'm nervous. They're on the platform.
Is Professor McVicker handing out the diplomas. When the professor
called out my name and asked me to come up
with my diploma, I was so excited I almost swallowed
my gum. Maizie Revere, yes, honey, I mean professor miss Revere. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
As a reward for your conscientious efforts, long gruding.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hours of study.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
This institution awards you its highest badge of merit, your diploma.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I raise your right hand and repeat afternoon. I I
your name, please.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Your name please? Oh I mean lazy Revere.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I promise never, by word or action to violate the
sacred trust with which.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I have been endowed. So do I, mis Revere. It
gives me no pleasure whatsoever to present you with this diploma.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh d thanks, Professor God. I just think now I'm
a full fledged manicurist. Now what barbershop do I go
to work at? Professor, miss Revere.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'd like to recommend you to the shop where I
get my nails done.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You would, yes, I'd like to, but I can't. You
have graduated at the very bottom of your class. This
institute demands perfection before we can recommend you to a
barber shop. After all, you did flunk hangnails, and your
half moon instructor tells me will handle the juticle pusher
and like a snow pile.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, I did get four out of five correct on
the daily manicuring exams, and the student I worked on
said I should get a NATE for speed. Oh really,
which student was the Oh this she is out there,
the one with the bandage on her hands.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Now here's the name of a bible shop that might
need the services of a capable of a manicurist.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, Joe's tans sorial pilot. Oh gee, thanks Pratt.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It isn't a large shop, manage, miss Revere, only two
chairs and a copy of Esquire. But Joe might be
interested in putting him on.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh gosh, profess, you're a sweetheart. I don't know how
to show my gratitude.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Miss Revere.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
There is a way, should anybody ask you? At what
school you learn manicuring? Yes, give us a great favor
and don't tell.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Them goodbye and good luck. Miss River. Hello, Joe's stunt.
Sorry you'll parliament shaving solarium. Put your face in our hands,
Joe speaking, Hell on this.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Here is Nick the book speaking Steve Barday.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sure, Steve, there's somebody on the phone for you. What's
the one? What do you got? Well tell him, I'm busy.
Put down that race inform and answer the phone. That's Nick,
your bookie. I told you lots of times to ask
him not to call your dor in business.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Hell, look, Joe someday a horse of mind will come
in and then you'll be working for a little Stevie.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Give me that phone. Hello, Nick, Nice Steve, Nick one
gets thrown your door away.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
On the day laughing water in a second. Two bucks
on the nose. Oh gosh, you'll know me, Nick, Stevie.
Don't worry, Nick. I'll have the door for you if
I have to get it honestly, and you just drop around.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
If I'm out to lunch, I'll leave the door for you.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Okay, second, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Hell now, Joe, how about a buck and a han?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Oh you'd gone a measly piece of change like that
to somebody you know, wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Sure? I would? Stranger? Oh, I'll pay it back tomorrow.
That nag's coming in, I tell you, so is mister Hotchkiss.
I still own him. Fifty two dollars on these barber chairs,
and all I got is thirty five bucks. I got
trouble stool. Where am I going to get the other
fifty the rest of the money. Look, I'm telling you, Joe,
it's as sinch. Two bucks on laughing water, and we'll
(05:27):
be sitting on air, so will the customers. If mister
Hotchkiss don't get his money today. He's taking out the chairs.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And good morning.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'd like to see Yeah, hi, they was cooking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Looks like you are. There's steam coming out of your eyes, buddy,
I'd like to see Joe the boss? Are you it?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, Blue Stevie don't like responsibilities. I'm as free as
a breeze.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, why don't you blow? All I'm interested in is
the boss man? Is he around?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Joe's right in front of you. Where look down?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh ah, well, mister Joe, I'm eazy Revere.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well they told me at the school from which I
have just graduated from which that you might have some
use for a manicurist.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm sorry, Mazie. We don't need a manicurist. We already
outnumbered the customers through to one.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hey, hey, wait a minute, Joe, there's a man looking
in the window. Maybe he can be converted into a customer.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you, sir? Shave, haircut,
mud packed, massade, shampoo. I'm just looking.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh well, why don't you come over here where you
can get a closer.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Sunlamp, shoe, shine, facial singe, no manicure, Sure.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Do I get the job, Joe.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh, go right ahead. This is the first customer we
had all the week.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thanks boss, No, sir, will you said? Please?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What are you doing tonight's sister tonight?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah? Taking my judo? Lesson any other questions, mister, Well.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Okay, I'll just have a manicure.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, now let's see. How do I start again?
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now, looks I'll remember in a minute. Oh yeah, first
I gotta file your nails. Give me your.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hand, miss, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Don't you think i'd better take off my gloves first?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, I just thought you'd like to keep mine
while I did your nails because it's so cold in here. Well,
here I go again, mister, wish me luck. I'll finished,
(07:58):
mister Perkins, cause back again soon after the scar is healed. Sure,
it was worth everything, just having my puise held by
by such a dog. Buye, miss, goodbye, Harry Gee, what
do you know, Harry? You give me a dollar and
a half.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Tip, a dollar and a hairy No, smart girl, Mazie,
don't listen to that lendlouse. He's trying to chisel enough
to bet on a horse in the fifth race. It's
running in a second race. I'm talking about when it
comes in.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, Joe, am I hired permanent?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You're hired? Good?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Now, how about lunch?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It's a good idea. I'm starved. Oh look, you watched
the shop mazing. In case a man comes to collect
a bill while I'm gone, give him the thirty five
dollars in the cash register. It's sort of a part
payment on these two barber chairs, you see. I like
to make it more, but things ain't been so good.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, don't worry, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No, Mazie, you must be starved. You go to lunch.
I'll stand god over the money.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hannah, you don't leave a rabbit loose in a field
of lettuce. I have buy, buy boss, and hurry back.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I got a dollar and a half of lunch to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Come on, Steve, if you want to watch something, watch
me eat. Gosh, Joe, I should wait for Nick. He's
coming in for that two dollars. Bed on laughing water,
Come on, come on, I'm saving your money.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, good morning, sir.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Well will something new has been ended?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, I'm the mannicareist. Anything I can do for you today,
I mean, besides that, we got a special on haircuts
seventy five cents or two for a dollar a quarter.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
No, thanks, baby, I don't have two heads.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Hmm, you could have fooled me. Well, maybe manicure while
you're waiting for the barbers to come back from lunch.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Oh some of the time. Gorgeous. Right now, I'm strict
the business. I'm here to pick up some money you.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Oh, oh, you're the man I've been waiting for.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Lots of dames.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tell me that sugar, lots of No, I mean the man.
He told me to give the money too. Here you
are thirty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Thanks baby, here's received. I got thirty five.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah. Well he said he'd like to make it more,
but well you know how it is.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, you are no for a juxman losing his shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But now that I'm here, I'm sure he'll do much better.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Hmmm, pretty sure yourself. Thank your sister.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What I should be getting four out of five right
every day?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Ain't bad? Four out of five every day?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Say?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Actually tell rough for gabbage, Well all.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
My teachers thought so too.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Features at the school. School you mean they got a
school now where they teach you how to make a living.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That is certain. There's no guesswork about a thing like that.
It's a science.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, sure here.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The only one I lost out on was hag nails.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh, hang nails, huh h scratched.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Sure what else?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Gosh, maybe you're terrific. Well, uh, gotta scram now, see
you later.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh wait, wait a minute, you forgot my receipt?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Oh sure, sure for the thirty five bucks? Yeah yeah, yeah,
mhmm here so long?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
So hmmm.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
He signed it laughing water. That's funny. He didn't look
like an engine to me.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Well, I'm back, so lunch, Mazzie, Mazie. Where are you
over here? Joe?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I'm putting fresh towels in a hot towel cabinet. Oh gosh, Joe,
I had no idea you stay? Did so many hotels
I get around?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Razie? Hey, tell me? Did the man come from the
chair money?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah? Yeah, about twenty minutes ago he took it and left.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it wasn't he sore? I mean, didn't he argue
because it wasn't enough.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
No, As a matter of fact, I didn't think he
expected that much.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That's funny with me. If I'm a nickel shore, he
raises the roof.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well with me, he was as general as a kitten. Joey, okay, Joe.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Back again, mister Hoskins. Back, what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Back?
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Mazie?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Look who is here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Good morning there? Who would you like manicure?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Sure? I sit down, I'm on no starling, give give Mazie, Joe,
where is it it?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh? Oh, you just go through there, it's the pace.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Don't try to razzle d me with comical stuff. Where's
the money for the chairs?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
The money what Mazie gave already, didn't you, Mazie?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, but not to him. Huh no, it was not
a fella came in for money and an Indian. An Indian, Yeah,
tough little one with a mean jaw. When he smiled,
his chin made a fist all five.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That was nick.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Well, Joey, I'm waiting, and you know me, I know
from nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Look look, mister Hotchkins, please we can straighten this out.
All I need is a little time. Sure, take an hour,
that little enough.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
And if you haven't got the money, I'm yanking those
barber chairs out here.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, amaze, amaze. Now you've done it. I'm gonna be
put out of business.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Gosh, Joe, how was I supposed to know? I gave
it to the wrong guy. Look, even gave me a receipt.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Let me see, thirty five dollars on laughing water, Mazy,
this is a receipt from a bookie.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
A bookie. Oh my gosh, I just put a barber
shop on a horse.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Say, maybe, Joe, mister hotch goes, I'll let you keep
these barbecers if you could raise part of that thirty
five dollars, say twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, but how are we gonna raise twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I don't give the answers, Joe, just the question.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Maybe we could raise the prices the haircuts.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, we're gonna raise the customers.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, that's right. Besides, Joe's only got an hour to
get up the cash. Eh, I've got an idea.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
No o oh, look white, can't we Yeah? Yeah, no,
it won't work.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, suppose I go to mister Hotchkis and beg for mercy,
you know, throw myself at his feet.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
No, no, maybe maybe I better do it. Yeah, in
your case, it's a much shorter throw.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, No, I made the mistake, and I'll talk to him.
It's true. He may throw me out in my ear,
break my armor, sick as wounds on me, but I'm
the one who lost up everything and I'm the one
that should.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Go well as well.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
What he's gonna talk me out of it?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And I thought you were a gentleman coming in, mister Hotchkiss.
I'd got to appeal to your better nature of that.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Please, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Look, I don't care if she is seventy five years old. No,
and I don't care if she's sick either. She owes
me twenty dollars for furniture, and if I don't get
the money at once, out she goes into the street.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah. I know she's my own mother, but that makes
no difference.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Business is business.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes, goodbye father?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Yes, miss?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
And what can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Well, I'm a manicurist, it jose barb.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Oh, Yes, that little matter of fifty two dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's right, mister Hotchkiss. You couldn't be as mean as
you look. To bet if Joe doesn't hold on to
that job of his his, his poor kidd will go
hungry and maybe starve. No clothes, no food, no home,
walk of the streets, cold, hungry, nothing to live.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
There, say no more.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I shall break into tears.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Money, money, there are there are other things in this
world besides money.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, don't tell me what they are.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
It will only confuse me.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Miss.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I want that money, and that's all it so happens.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I have a one track mind.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
One track monk. Oh oh, well, that's why I'm here.
Mister Hotchkiss. You didn't have to lose a receipt for
a horseback when you were in the barbershop this morning.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Did you, younglady. I never bet on horses.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh oh, And then I guess this receipt dropped out
of mister Fairchild's pocket while he was getting a shave.
A fair Child h the multimillionaire sportsman who bets on
horses and makes a fortune. Last year he made a
million dollars on him.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
That's just oodles and naughtses.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
However, that receipt didn't drop out of my pocket.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Now about the fifty two dollars I have to keep.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I simply must we turn this receipt to mister Fairchild.
The race goes on in an hour, and if this
ticket should happen to fall into the wrong hands. Well,
thirty five dollars at ninety nine to one would.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Be four hundred and sixty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh geez, you're fasted figures in Jack Benny. Well, I
must we turn this receipt to the filthy rich money
to burn enough to get all the cars, yachts and
pretty girls he wants, mister Fairchild.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
Uh money girls. Just a minute, miss I have coming
to me fifty two dollars which you don't have. And
this mister Fairchild person has a chance of winning three thousand,
four hundred and sixty five dollars which he doesn't need.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Now, how about it?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Why, mister Hatch, because I haven't the face this idea.
What you mean? Oh well, I hardly think it's fair
that you have mister Fairchild's race receipts. So you can
forget all about the fifty two dollars.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Joe owes you And how did you suspect I had
that in mind?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Miss Oh just took a while.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Guess what do you say?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Is it a deal?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, you just talked me into it. Here's the receipt.
Good vibes the.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Hatch laughing Water ninety nine to one three, four hundred.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And sixty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh hotch kiss you sly fox, I could kiss you.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Hatchesh Did you get the money from.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Joe the Burner?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I got something.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Better jumping better than money, hatch Kiss.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Where do you see box?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
See this receipt?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Thirty five bucks?
Speaker 9 (19:54):
I'm laughing Water in the second race? Information straight from
the pocket, I mean the mouth of the richest force,
better the country.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Do you have rocks in your head? Hunch kiss?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
No one can win money on horses, and anyone would
wage your good money on anything as unpredictable as a
horse race is a complete idiot.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Hell, hello for you, boss.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Who isn't your book? Give me that phone? Hello, Benny?
What's it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Okay? Else into the four grand the last See by
the way, Benny, you know a horse named laughing Water
in the second.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
M Yeah, thank you, Well, he says.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Laughing Water is a dark horny. He has yet to
come in before dawn. Jesus, if you don't get that
fifty two from Joe and bring it right to me,
you're out of a job.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Don't worry, boss, I'm going back to Joe's with this
race receipt and get that money or the chairs.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Believe me, Joe, you got nothing to worry about. I
tell you. Laughing Water is ready. I just come from
the stable. Eh. I thought it was just that cheap
hair tonic you've been used here. It just gaze your
eyes on that nag's record.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
You see, Laughing Water nineteen thirty eight, finished, tenth thirty nine, finished,
ninth forty eight, forty one seven.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
You see, Joe, she's moving ahead. What's she been doing
since nineteen forty one? Resting? Joe?
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Resting, just lying back under a tree with her hoofs
crossed behind her head and rest and saving her strength.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
For nine years. Uh huh. Now she's ready. She's a
sink sink see.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
And all the way back. I got news for you,
great big.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Fat I got news too, Mazy.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Laughing Water is ready for what the glue factory the
tell us before you're going in for drag?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, Magsie, look, look, I think I think Steve is
a rider. We got a chance. Let them take the chairs.
When our horse comes in, we'll be able to buy
new ones. And Mazie, I won't forget if the horse wins.
I promise you will be in floor and I mean out.
Let's see. Look I want a kid you, Joe. The
races in the bag.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And we're holding it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Amazing. You don't seem to be happy about this.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Look, Joe, I don't know how to tell you this,
so so I won't.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I can say it later, Amaze. Later, it's just about
race time. I turn on the radio and.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
There are eighteen horses in a.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Cloud of dust. It where's laughing water?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Probably behind the cloud?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Joe, I went, boy, take slowly lean bush whackers on
the rail riff in a nice folklo but together And
look one of the horses is still having trouble getting.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Out of a starting gate, probably laughing one, laughing water.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What else Joe should get out and win? Laughing water?
Heart pumps fighting blood.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Too bad it didn't pop into her feet at the
first quarter.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Doll faces in the lead.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
She's now three lanths ahead of the field where laughing
Water is gaining past. Right crazy. It won't surprise me
if she caught up with her jockey.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Hit lost to her jockey. What's her jockey doing?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Probably when they had to clear the pebbles out of
her way at.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
The three caught them up doll faces falling, head riffing
and as fog dumped out of content. It's not between
bush sweker and doll face here.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
You miss, I want my money and my receipt back
for the tail.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Don't bother chum. Just pick up a razor and cut
yourself a piece.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Of throat will listening to the race.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
We got a lot of door on laughing water cool,
but I'm going to get it back.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Sorry, chum, too late.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Oh there head dig into the stretch. It's a doll
face and a bush sweat.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Comes. No, no, do.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Knock yourself off with filthy gold.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
It comes laughing one up running like a man. She's
she's a second.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Because did you say something about what your chery? Seat bag?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Come on? May want to come on by new shoes there, jos.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Shot come on lapping one.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
You can't lose.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You can't lose, but try honey to.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Right ladies and gentlemen, La nineteen nine O one shot one.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You hear that amazing? You're happy? We'll say something Rah
rah rah.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Stand by hopes for the office. Surey part from the joint.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Well, maze the ticket the ticket, Yeah yeah, hold the horse.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well mister hatch is here.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Here, Yeah, here, you're thinking about what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Got what the receipt?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Oh, Mazie, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I exchanged it with him for Oh you're gonna hate
me on that.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
You can bet we I had nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Look, Joe, I thought I was doing the right thing.
I guess I'm just a Medland fool.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
You can say that again.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I'm just a Medland fool.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
And you got five thousands of dollars you cost me
and my shower. Oh Mom told me there'd be days
like this.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Just a minute, watch this has been cleaned.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yes, the judges have.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
This qualified like finger teams. A horse can't win a
race without a junkie.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
What does that mean? Your horse loss?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
No, cham, your horse lost, and you're at exactly fifty
two dollars.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
So then, yeah, amazing, your wonder like a kiss. You
lift me upstairs.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's nothing, falas, just to touch a genius, that's all
to me.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It was everything. You paid off my debt and we
still got the chair.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, isn't it wonderful? Now we can starve sitting down.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Just a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
We shall return through the adventures of Mazie. Now once
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again here's Mazie.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well, I'm back, like the fellogian said, but not a
Joe's barbershop. It seems that the famous pianist who was
given a recital tonight came in for a manicure. And well,
I ain't saying how many of that piano player's fingers
eye damaged, but I sure hope he knows how to
play chopsticks. Well, I got to eat tonight some mighty
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as well. Prowler around for a pawn chop I wonder
how much I can get on a pair of manicuring scissors.
Slightly bent.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie,
was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and
conducted by Harry Zimmermann. Supporting cast included Sidney Miller, Howard McNair,
(27:56):
Ted Osburn, cam Christy, Tom Tully and Peter Leads. Jack
McCoy speaking
I know, baby, say hop on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The Adventures of Macie starring and Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's name as Mazie Pictures
just a moment you'll hear Mazie and Radio starring the
same glamorous star you all went to see and loved
on the screen. And Southern. But first your announcers and
(01:08):
now our here is Anne Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, I'm maze like the fella, said Mazie Revere. When
I was just a kid, I had to leave school
to help support the family. My old man was the
superstitious type. He wouldn't work any week that had a
Tuesday in it. So naturally I always hunger for a
real formal school, and finally my dream came to Today
(01:37):
is graduation day. Gosh, I'm nervous. They're on the platform.
Is Professor McVicker handing out the diplomas. When the professor
called out my name and asked me to come up
with my diploma, I was so excited I almost swallowed
my gum. Maizie Revere, yes, honey, I mean professor miss Revere. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
As a reward for your conscientious efforts, long gruding.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hours of study.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
This institution awards you its highest badge of merit, your diploma.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I raise your right hand and repeat afternoon. I I
your name, please.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Your name please? Oh I mean lazy Revere.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I promise never, by word or action to violate the
sacred trust with which.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I have been endowed. So do I, mis Revere. It
gives me no pleasure whatsoever to present you with this diploma.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh d thanks, Professor God. I just think now I'm
a full fledged manicurist. Now what barbershop do I go
to work at? Professor, miss Revere.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'd like to recommend you to the shop where I
get my nails done.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You would, yes, I'd like to, but I can't. You
have graduated at the very bottom of your class. This
institute demands perfection before we can recommend you to a
barber shop. After all, you did flunk hangnails, and your
half moon instructor tells me will handle the juticle pusher
and like a snow pile.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, I did get four out of five correct on
the daily manicuring exams, and the student I worked on
said I should get a NATE for speed. Oh really,
which student was the Oh this she is out there,
the one with the bandage on her hands.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Now here's the name of a bible shop that might
need the services of a capable of a manicurist.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, Joe's tans sorial pilot. Oh gee, thanks Pratt.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It isn't a large shop, manage, miss Revere, only two
chairs and a copy of Esquire. But Joe might be
interested in putting him on.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh gosh, profess, you're a sweetheart. I don't know how
to show my gratitude.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Miss Revere.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
There is a way, should anybody ask you? At what
school you learn manicuring? Yes, give us a great favor
and don't tell.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Them goodbye and good luck. Miss River. Hello, Joe's stunt.
Sorry you'll parliament shaving solarium. Put your face in our hands,
Joe speaking, Hell on this.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Here is Nick the book speaking Steve Barday.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sure, Steve, there's somebody on the phone for you. What's
the one? What do you got? Well tell him, I'm busy.
Put down that race inform and answer the phone. That's Nick,
your bookie. I told you lots of times to ask
him not to call your dor in business.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Hell, look, Joe someday a horse of mind will come
in and then you'll be working for a little Stevie.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Give me that phone. Hello, Nick, Nice Steve, Nick one
gets thrown your door away.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
On the day laughing water in a second. Two bucks
on the nose. Oh gosh, you'll know me, Nick, Stevie.
Don't worry, Nick. I'll have the door for you if
I have to get it honestly, and you just drop around.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
If I'm out to lunch, I'll leave the door for you.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Okay, second, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Hell now, Joe, how about a buck and a han?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Oh you'd gone a measly piece of change like that
to somebody you know, wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Sure? I would? Stranger? Oh, I'll pay it back tomorrow.
That nag's coming in, I tell you, so is mister Hotchkiss.
I still own him. Fifty two dollars on these barber chairs,
and all I got is thirty five bucks. I got
trouble stool. Where am I going to get the other
fifty the rest of the money. Look, I'm telling you, Joe,
it's as sinch. Two bucks on laughing water, and we'll
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be sitting on air, so will the customers. If mister
Hotchkiss don't get his money today. He's taking out the chairs.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And good morning.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'd like to see Yeah, hi, they was cooking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Looks like you are. There's steam coming out of your eyes, buddy,
I'd like to see Joe the boss? Are you it?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, Blue Stevie don't like responsibilities. I'm as free as
a breeze.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, why don't you blow? All I'm interested in is
the boss man? Is he around?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Joe's right in front of you. Where look down?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh ah, well, mister Joe, I'm eazy Revere.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well they told me at the school from which I
have just graduated from which that you might have some
use for a manicurist.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm sorry, Mazie. We don't need a manicurist. We already
outnumbered the customers through to one.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hey, hey, wait a minute, Joe, there's a man looking
in the window. Maybe he can be converted into a customer.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you, sir? Shave, haircut,
mud packed, massade, shampoo. I'm just looking.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh well, why don't you come over here where you
can get a closer.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Sunlamp, shoe, shine, facial singe, no manicure, Sure.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Do I get the job, Joe.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh, go right ahead. This is the first customer we
had all the week.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thanks boss, No, sir, will you said? Please?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What are you doing tonight's sister tonight?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah? Taking my judo? Lesson any other questions, mister, Well.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Okay, I'll just have a manicure.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, now let's see. How do I start again?
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now, looks I'll remember in a minute. Oh yeah, first
I gotta file your nails. Give me your.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hand, miss, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Don't you think i'd better take off my gloves first?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, I just thought you'd like to keep mine
while I did your nails because it's so cold in here. Well,
here I go again, mister, wish me luck. I'll finished,
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mister Perkins, cause back again soon after the scar is healed. Sure,
it was worth everything, just having my puise held by
by such a dog. Buye, miss, goodbye, Harry Gee, what
do you know, Harry? You give me a dollar and
a half.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Tip, a dollar and a hairy No, smart girl, Mazie,
don't listen to that lendlouse. He's trying to chisel enough
to bet on a horse in the fifth race. It's
running in a second race. I'm talking about when it
comes in.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, Joe, am I hired permanent?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You're hired? Good?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Now, how about lunch?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It's a good idea. I'm starved. Oh look, you watched
the shop mazing. In case a man comes to collect
a bill while I'm gone, give him the thirty five
dollars in the cash register. It's sort of a part
payment on these two barber chairs, you see. I like
to make it more, but things ain't been so good.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, don't worry, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No, Mazie, you must be starved. You go to lunch.
I'll stand god over the money.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hannah, you don't leave a rabbit loose in a field
of lettuce. I have buy, buy boss, and hurry back.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I got a dollar and a half of lunch to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Come on, Steve, if you want to watch something, watch
me eat. Gosh, Joe, I should wait for Nick. He's
coming in for that two dollars. Bed on laughing water,
Come on, come on, I'm saving your money.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, good morning, sir.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Well will something new has been ended?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, I'm the mannicareist. Anything I can do for you today,
I mean, besides that, we got a special on haircuts
seventy five cents or two for a dollar a quarter.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
No, thanks, baby, I don't have two heads.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Hmm, you could have fooled me. Well, maybe manicure while
you're waiting for the barbers to come back from lunch.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Oh some of the time. Gorgeous. Right now, I'm strict
the business. I'm here to pick up some money you.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Oh, oh, you're the man I've been waiting for.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Lots of dames.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tell me that sugar, lots of No, I mean the man.
He told me to give the money too. Here you
are thirty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Thanks baby, here's received. I got thirty five.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah. Well he said he'd like to make it more,
but well you know how it is.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, you are no for a juxman losing his shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But now that I'm here, I'm sure he'll do much better.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Hmmm, pretty sure yourself. Thank your sister.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What I should be getting four out of five right
every day?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Ain't bad? Four out of five every day?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Say?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Actually tell rough for gabbage, Well all.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
My teachers thought so too.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Features at the school. School you mean they got a
school now where they teach you how to make a living.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That is certain. There's no guesswork about a thing like that.
It's a science.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, sure here.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The only one I lost out on was hag nails.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh, hang nails, huh h scratched.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Sure what else?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Gosh, maybe you're terrific. Well, uh, gotta scram now, see
you later.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh wait, wait a minute, you forgot my receipt?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Oh sure, sure for the thirty five bucks? Yeah yeah, yeah,
mhmm here so long?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
So hmmm.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
He signed it laughing water. That's funny. He didn't look
like an engine to me.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Well, I'm back, so lunch, Mazzie, Mazie. Where are you
over here? Joe?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I'm putting fresh towels in a hot towel cabinet. Oh gosh, Joe,
I had no idea you stay? Did so many hotels
I get around?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Razie? Hey, tell me? Did the man come from the
chair money?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah? Yeah, about twenty minutes ago he took it and left.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it wasn't he sore? I mean, didn't he argue
because it wasn't enough.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
No, As a matter of fact, I didn't think he
expected that much.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That's funny with me. If I'm a nickel shore, he
raises the roof.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well with me, he was as general as a kitten. Joey, okay, Joe.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Back again, mister Hoskins. Back, what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Back?
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Mazie?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Look who is here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Good morning there? Who would you like manicure?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Sure? I sit down, I'm on no starling, give give Mazie, Joe,
where is it it?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh? Oh, you just go through there, it's the pace.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Don't try to razzle d me with comical stuff. Where's
the money for the chairs?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
The money what Mazie gave already, didn't you, Mazie?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, but not to him. Huh no, it was not
a fella came in for money and an Indian. An Indian, Yeah,
tough little one with a mean jaw. When he smiled,
his chin made a fist all five.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That was nick.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Well, Joey, I'm waiting, and you know me, I know
from nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Look look, mister Hotchkins, please we can straighten this out.
All I need is a little time. Sure, take an hour,
that little enough.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
And if you haven't got the money, I'm yanking those
barber chairs out here.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, amaze, amaze. Now you've done it. I'm gonna be
put out of business.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Gosh, Joe, how was I supposed to know? I gave
it to the wrong guy. Look, even gave me a receipt.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Let me see, thirty five dollars on laughing water, Mazy,
this is a receipt from a bookie.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
A bookie. Oh my gosh, I just put a barber
shop on a horse.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Say, maybe, Joe, mister hotch goes, I'll let you keep
these barbecers if you could raise part of that thirty
five dollars, say twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, but how are we gonna raise twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I don't give the answers, Joe, just the question.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Maybe we could raise the prices the haircuts.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, we're gonna raise the customers.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, that's right. Besides, Joe's only got an hour to
get up the cash. Eh, I've got an idea.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
No o oh, look white, can't we Yeah? Yeah, no,
it won't work.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, suppose I go to mister Hotchkis and beg for mercy,
you know, throw myself at his feet.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
No, no, maybe maybe I better do it. Yeah, in
your case, it's a much shorter throw.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, No, I made the mistake, and I'll talk to him.
It's true. He may throw me out in my ear,
break my armor, sick as wounds on me, but I'm
the one who lost up everything and I'm the one
that should.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Go well as well.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
What he's gonna talk me out of it?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And I thought you were a gentleman coming in, mister Hotchkiss.
I'd got to appeal to your better nature of that.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Please, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Look, I don't care if she is seventy five years old. No,
and I don't care if she's sick either. She owes
me twenty dollars for furniture, and if I don't get
the money at once, out she goes into the street.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah. I know she's my own mother, but that makes
no difference.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Business is business.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes, goodbye father?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Yes, miss?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
And what can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Well, I'm a manicurist, it jose barb.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Oh, Yes, that little matter of fifty two dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's right, mister Hotchkiss. You couldn't be as mean as
you look. To bet if Joe doesn't hold on to
that job of his his, his poor kidd will go
hungry and maybe starve. No clothes, no food, no home,
walk of the streets, cold, hungry, nothing to live.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
There, say no more.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I shall break into tears.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Money, money, there are there are other things in this
world besides money.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, don't tell me what they are.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
It will only confuse me.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Miss.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I want that money, and that's all it so happens.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I have a one track mind.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
One track monk. Oh oh, well, that's why I'm here.
Mister Hotchkiss. You didn't have to lose a receipt for
a horseback when you were in the barbershop this morning.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Did you, younglady. I never bet on horses.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh oh, And then I guess this receipt dropped out
of mister Fairchild's pocket while he was getting a shave.
A fair Child h the multimillionaire sportsman who bets on
horses and makes a fortune. Last year he made a
million dollars on him.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
That's just oodles and naughtses.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
However, that receipt didn't drop out of my pocket.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Now about the fifty two dollars I have to keep.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I simply must we turn this receipt to mister Fairchild.
The race goes on in an hour, and if this
ticket should happen to fall into the wrong hands. Well,
thirty five dollars at ninety nine to one would.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Be four hundred and sixty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh geez, you're fasted figures in Jack Benny. Well, I
must we turn this receipt to the filthy rich money
to burn enough to get all the cars, yachts and
pretty girls he wants, mister Fairchild.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
Uh money girls. Just a minute, miss I have coming
to me fifty two dollars which you don't have. And
this mister Fairchild person has a chance of winning three thousand,
four hundred and sixty five dollars which he doesn't need.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Now, how about it?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Why, mister Hatch, because I haven't the face this idea.
What you mean? Oh well, I hardly think it's fair
that you have mister Fairchild's race receipts. So you can
forget all about the fifty two dollars.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Joe owes you And how did you suspect I had
that in mind?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Miss Oh just took a while.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Guess what do you say?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Is it a deal?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, you just talked me into it. Here's the receipt.
Good vibes the.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Hatch laughing Water ninety nine to one three, four hundred.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And sixty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh hotch kiss you sly fox, I could kiss you.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Hatchesh Did you get the money from.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Joe the Burner?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I got something.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Better jumping better than money, hatch Kiss.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Where do you see box?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
See this receipt?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Thirty five bucks?
Speaker 9 (19:54):
I'm laughing Water in the second race? Information straight from
the pocket, I mean the mouth of the richest force,
better the country.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Do you have rocks in your head? Hunch kiss?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
No one can win money on horses, and anyone would
wage your good money on anything as unpredictable as a
horse race is a complete idiot.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Hell, hello for you, boss.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Who isn't your book? Give me that phone? Hello, Benny?
What's it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Okay? Else into the four grand the last See by
the way, Benny, you know a horse named laughing Water
in the second.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
M Yeah, thank you, Well, he says.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Laughing Water is a dark horny. He has yet to
come in before dawn. Jesus, if you don't get that
fifty two from Joe and bring it right to me,
you're out of a job.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Don't worry, boss, I'm going back to Joe's with this
race receipt and get that money or the chairs.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Believe me, Joe, you got nothing to worry about. I
tell you. Laughing Water is ready. I just come from
the stable. Eh. I thought it was just that cheap
hair tonic you've been used here. It just gaze your
eyes on that nag's record.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
You see, Laughing Water nineteen thirty eight, finished, tenth thirty nine, finished,
ninth forty eight, forty one seven.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
You see, Joe, she's moving ahead. What's she been doing
since nineteen forty one? Resting? Joe?
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Resting, just lying back under a tree with her hoofs
crossed behind her head and rest and saving her strength.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
For nine years. Uh huh. Now she's ready. She's a
sink sink see.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
And all the way back. I got news for you,
great big.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Fat I got news too, Mazy.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Laughing Water is ready for what the glue factory the
tell us before you're going in for drag?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, Magsie, look, look, I think I think Steve is
a rider. We got a chance. Let them take the chairs.
When our horse comes in, we'll be able to buy
new ones. And Mazie, I won't forget if the horse wins.
I promise you will be in floor and I mean out.
Let's see. Look I want a kid you, Joe. The
races in the bag.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And we're holding it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Amazing. You don't seem to be happy about this.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Look, Joe, I don't know how to tell you this,
so so I won't.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I can say it later, Amaze. Later, it's just about
race time. I turn on the radio and.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
There are eighteen horses in a.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Cloud of dust. It where's laughing water?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Probably behind the cloud?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Joe, I went, boy, take slowly lean bush whackers on
the rail riff in a nice folklo but together And
look one of the horses is still having trouble getting.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Out of a starting gate, probably laughing one, laughing water.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What else Joe should get out and win? Laughing water?
Heart pumps fighting blood.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Too bad it didn't pop into her feet at the
first quarter.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Doll faces in the lead.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
She's now three lanths ahead of the field where laughing
Water is gaining past. Right crazy. It won't surprise me
if she caught up with her jockey.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Hit lost to her jockey. What's her jockey doing?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Probably when they had to clear the pebbles out of
her way at.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
The three caught them up doll faces falling, head riffing
and as fog dumped out of content. It's not between
bush sweker and doll face here.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
You miss, I want my money and my receipt back
for the tail.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Don't bother chum. Just pick up a razor and cut
yourself a piece.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Of throat will listening to the race.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
We got a lot of door on laughing water cool,
but I'm going to get it back.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Sorry, chum, too late.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Oh there head dig into the stretch. It's a doll
face and a bush sweat.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Comes. No, no, do.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Knock yourself off with filthy gold.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
It comes laughing one up running like a man. She's
she's a second.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Because did you say something about what your chery? Seat bag?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Come on? May want to come on by new shoes there, jos.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Shot come on lapping one.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
You can't lose.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You can't lose, but try honey to.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Right ladies and gentlemen, La nineteen nine O one shot one.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You hear that amazing? You're happy? We'll say something Rah
rah rah.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Stand by hopes for the office. Surey part from the joint.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Well, maze the ticket the ticket, Yeah yeah, hold the horse.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well mister hatch is here.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Here, Yeah, here, you're thinking about what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Got what the receipt?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Oh, Mazie, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I exchanged it with him for Oh you're gonna hate
me on that.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
You can bet we I had nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Look, Joe, I thought I was doing the right thing.
I guess I'm just a Medland fool.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
You can say that again.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I'm just a Medland fool.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
And you got five thousands of dollars you cost me
and my shower. Oh Mom told me there'd be days
like this.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Just a minute, watch this has been cleaned.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yes, the judges have.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
This qualified like finger teams. A horse can't win a
race without a junkie.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
What does that mean? Your horse loss?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
No, cham, your horse lost, and you're at exactly fifty
two dollars.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
So then, yeah, amazing, your wonder like a kiss. You
lift me upstairs.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's nothing, falas, just to touch a genius, that's all
to me.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It was everything. You paid off my debt and we
still got the chair.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, isn't it wonderful? Now we can starve sitting down.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Just a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
We shall return through the adventures of Mazie. Now once
(26:53):
again here's Mazie.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well, I'm back, like the fellogian said, but not a
Joe's barbershop. It seems that the famous pianist who was
given a recital tonight came in for a manicure. And well,
I ain't saying how many of that piano player's fingers
eye damaged, but I sure hope he knows how to
play chopsticks. Well, I got to eat tonight some mighty
(27:18):
as well. Prowler around for a pawn chop I wonder
how much I can get on a pair of manicuring scissors.
Slightly bent.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie,
was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and
conducted by Harry Zimmermann. Supporting cast included Sidney Miller, Howard McNair,
(27:56):
Ted Osburn, cam Christy, Tom Tully and Peter Leads. Jack
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