May 22, 2025 • 27 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I have, babe, say how about it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwyn Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. In just a moment,
you will hear Mazie in radios, starring the same glamorous
star you all went to see it loved on the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And Southern.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But first you're announcer, and now.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here's Anne Southern. That's Mazie.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yep, I'm maze like man, said Mazie Revere of Brooklyn.
My boyfriend Eddie Jordan and I live in Missus Kennedy's
boarding house, and when we get enough money, we're going
to get married. But we don't make very much. You see,
I'm in show business, and even when I work, I'm underpaid.
The other day I left my salary on a table
in a theater, and a stage hand thought it was
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a tip. Eddie doesn't do much better, and spends his
spare time dreaming of the day when he'll be so
rich he won't have to lift anything heavier than a
deck of cards. I still feel there are more important
things than money, but I wish I knew what they
were well, speaking of money, the other day, friend of
Eddie's who's always been crazy about me dropping at the
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boarding house. His name is Harry Adams, and he's a
pretty sharp customer.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Mazie. What's matter, Harry, Mazie, I got a terrible problem.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, don't worry about it, Harry. Some people overcome their personality.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You got me all wrong, doll. I'm a sweet guy.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Get hot. I just do lonsy things to people to
hide my inferiority complex. I'm a sweetheart, honest.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Yeah, what's that he doing?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Back to sooner?
Speaker 8 (02:36):
They finally gotten smart and fired him.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh no, Missus Kennedy, it is Eddie. Oh Harry, you
remember my land lady, Missus Kennedy, don't you?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh, miss Kennedy.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Oh Harry Adams, excuse me where you're going? I'm going
to lock up the silver drawer and the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
All right, all right, all go.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I know when I'm not wanted, I don't have to
have no house fall out of me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, for heaven's sake, you're trying to put the Academy
award or something. Sit down and stop trying to tear
my heart out.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Boy, it's got a lot of talent as an actor.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hasn't he. Yeah, he's a handbone at height. Well, to
be or not to be? What is your problem?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, it's just one of them things. I got an
aunt who's.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
From Texas and she's got a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, I guess you heard about it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Huh No, but I heard about Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, Aunt Hattie's rich, very rich, maybe even filthy.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
What a lovely person she is?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, what about it?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, we've always carried on a correspondent, and I've told
her about all I was doing here, and so fortunately
I admit I made myself look pretty good. But I'm
on a yoma and I shall.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We vote on it?
Speaker 7 (03:49):
The votes do to one against you, Harry go on.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, anyway, I told her I was engaged to a
real nice girl, and I sort.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Of gave her a word picture of you.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh, haven't I seen this movie somewhere before?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Amaze? You know, I've always been crazy about you, but
you always liked Eddie. I didn't think anything would come
of it if I did a little personal dreaming in
my letters, Dan Hattie. And now she's coming to town
and she wants to meet you. She's staying at the
Park Vanderville Hotel.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Nothing doing, Harry, tell her I left town.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
This means a lot to me.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Mazi, won't you please do it just for me? Sure
would appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh all right, I'll pretend to be your fiance, but
you have to get Eddie's permission. Say and don't tell
him you talk to me, And if he dares to
give you permission, I'll chop him into pieces. Little after
feed an aunt, and I don't mean from Texas.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hello, maybe this is your temporary fiance, Harry Adams.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Harry, Oh, oh, you mean Eddie gave you permission?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Why that?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Heal?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Maybe I am going with the wrong guy after all.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
And I've been telling you for years though, because he
did drive a pretty hard bargain.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But I now wait a minute, don't tell me any
charge you've forgiven you permission? Who did he think he
is have letting me out like this?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
He's in mine at all.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
The only problem was getting together on tame.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh you had to haggle over the price. Huh.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Well, he said that since you pretended to be my fiance,
I probably get a chance to kiss you. That you
had soft, lovely lips and kissed like a dream.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What can I say I gave him.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well he gets home tonight, Well, go ahead and tell
me what kind of a rinda did he get for me?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
He traded the other made for a paris. Yeah, he
promised me he'd break the nose the other night. He's
gonna stop and get the skis on his way home.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
He can drive breaking the news on me, and I'll
try breaking the skis on him right way, he'll do
the most good.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Goo Eddie.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hello, missus Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Maybe your dream prince is here with a pair of skes.
Hello Eddie Darling, Hello.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Grudgeous Uh Missus Kennedy. Would you mind turning your head
the other way while I get my before dinner smoothing?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Not at all. I doubt if I'd see anything new,
different or educational.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Here's your kiss, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hey, I can get a better kiss than that for
many waitress and child.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, I expect the undivulged attention of a man who's
kissing me, and you were kissing me and checking over
the binding on the skis at the same time. Wait,
you get him anyway?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh, I just traded for them. Uh, Mazie, I'd like
to talk to you in the sitting room for a minute.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
What you have to give for those skis, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, nothing much, just some tired stuff I had around
the house.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Very nice, skes. Are you sure what you traded wasn't
nice too?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah? Look at the beautiful curves and those skis.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, look at the beautiful curves. Oh, never mind, But
we're going to tell me.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, you know Harry Adams, don't you.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh sure, he's the guy you hate so much, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Uh? Well no, not exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well go on, what about Harry Adams? And stop running
your hands over the curves of those skis here, I'll
take them.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, Harry's really a swell guy, Maizie, and I want
you to get to know him better. Now. The poor
guy's in the spot right now, and I know you'll
help him out. He needs a girl to pretend to
be his fiance for a couple of days, and well
I thought of you right away, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh well, that was sweet of your Eddie.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What's the job pay, hey, Mazie. Surely you don't expect
to get anything for that, do you?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's an asking job, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, of course it is to keep out of this, Mazie.
This is one of those things you do out of friendship.
I'm ashamed to think you'd want some kind of recompense
for it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh, you are mighty nice. Skis here? Oh ooh, I
dropped my Hankschiff. Will you bend open pick it up
for me?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Of course, Mazie.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
This is the moment I've been waiting for, Mazie. That'll
teach you to sell me for a pair of skis,
You hipocritical crum swam him again.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Mazie, Mazie, don't throw it, maze.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Now, take your skis and get out of here. I'm
gonna go through with this thing, but I don't want
to see you again until I do.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You scratched one off, Maziere.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You're gonna do it, you bet, I am. Eddie's taking
me too much for granted, and I'm gonna make him
regret every moment of this.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Well, well, Harry, so this is Mazy Revere.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's right, an hottie, Mazie.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
This is that hot hello.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh and this man with the unhappy face is Eddie Jordan.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Very funny, oh, very funny.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I don't know how this to your hotel furniture is
but sit down all of.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You, No, thank you. I prefer to stand. Oh yeah,
you're looking just fine.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Ant, how do you how's everything in Texas?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Well, it ain't so good. And if you see, we're
having a lot of financial trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh I didn't know anybody from Texas ever worried about money.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh sure we do, Son, Well, we don't know what
to do with a Durham stuff. It keeps accumulating sublame fast.
You see. My only worry is my money.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Ye'd love to share your where is with you?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mazie.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
You sure are a pretty thing. I don't know how
Harry managed to get you unless he used a lass.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Who No, he used to pav Skis you know?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
I haven't even seen you two kiss each other? Do
they do that any different up here?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, it's all the same, missus Adams. You wouldn't be interested.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I was asking, mazing, Oh what do you say? Don
shall we show aunt Hattie?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well, I've could Harry Street tied? Hey, not now, Brian,
not Eddie. After all, it's Harry who's engaged to me,
not you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, it isn't fair for you two to be smooching
in front of me, I haven't got a date.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well you can have Aunt Hattie for sure.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Sure, call over here and buck her up.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Boy, No, no, I'd rather not some other time maybe.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Sissy, Well, go ahead and kiss her. Harry.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, Honey, come here your gorgeous thing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Any's time you say, you handsome?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Don't overdo it, Mayzie.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Well, now that's a real kiss. But don't you think
he's been in her back a little too far?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Hey, whoa, whoa, Harry, Maybe don't interrupt him any Mazie
stop already.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Wow, boy, I don't care what happens to me now I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Loom Well, we've got to be running along now, missus
Adams just.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Call me Aunt Hattie. How about you folks having dinner
with me tonight?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh that'd be lovely, and Hattie, Oh, Harry here just
in case you have any little expenses on the way.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Yeah, here's a little money.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Gee, a hundred dollars type film?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh thanks, man, Honey, is it real?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Come on, let's.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Go goodbye and Hatty see it tonight, goodbye, goodbye?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Oh you folks get here around seven.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
You see, we'll go out and locate a real fussy
friends chuck wagon.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, Listen, Harry, what was the idea kissing Maizie like that?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
But Eddie, old pal, I couldn't take a chance of
faking it right in front of hand, Harry.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No, Eddie, she moved right into a close up.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Besides, I was carried away.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You're right about Mazie, Eddie. She kisses like a dream.
For Pete's sake, you want to spoiler.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You're not too bad. You're still Harry.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Oh, believe me, little lady. I loved every moment of
that kiss.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Maze.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I can't tell you how much I appreciate what you're
doing for me.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Well, I'm having a good time too, Harry.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Listen you too. Fun's fun and all that. But I'm
calling this whole thing off. It's no deal, Harry.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Eddie. You can't do that to Harry. It isn't fair. Besides,
if I have to quit now, you have to return
the skis.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And you're really crazy about those ski don't you.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So that did it. If you don't think more of
me than you do for pem skis, I'm true, Edie.
Join you just lost yourself a piance. Consider yourself this
engage Mazie. You heard me and Harry, I just want
to announce it. From now on, I'm available.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
The Adventures of Mazie Starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
And you mean she really broke off her engagement to you.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, that's what she said, Missus Kennedy. But I can
handle her.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Why don't you try making her jealous? You could pretend
you'd suddenly fallen madly in love with me.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Uh, missus Kennedy. That would strain the acting abilities of
a Barrymore. And I'm just an ordinary person.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Don't flatter yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Here she comes, I'll show you how I do this.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
I can't wait to see. I'll just sit here with
my paper and listen.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I'll apologize to her and she'll say she forgives me
and she loves me.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
And hello maze, missus Kennedy, Hello.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Grudgeous drop dead.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now, Mazie, this is going to be a wonderful evening
on somebody else's money. Let's not start it out wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, that's started out right. Why don't you stay here.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Give it to him? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
All right, Maizie. I guess I deserved that crack. I
was sort of a heel to trade you for those.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Skis that you were. And if you had a chance
to do it all over again, you'll do it again too.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
That's telling them.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Look, baby doll, I'm apologizing to you. I'm begging you
to forgive me.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But get down on your knees then, amaze what?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Well?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Okay, Okay, this I gotta see.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, Honey, here I am. I'm telling you that I
love you and I'm asking you to forgive me. Come on, honey,
say those words that mean everything to me. Stop dead, Mazie.
After I got down on my knees. That's unethical. You
seem to forget that we're engaged.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh well, I broke that engagement off. Another thing, Eddie,
you can consider that I'm returning the engagement ring you
never gave me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What do you mean, I gave you a beautiful diamond
engagement ring.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, but the next day you got it back from
me and hawked it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Well. I thought I was making a good investment with
the money.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Some investment, I'll say. A horse called Barfly a tropical
park he was.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Supposed to move to the rail and lead all the way.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Instead, he put his foot on the rail and waved
goodbye to the other horses. No, I'm through, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You know what this means, don't you, Mazie.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, now I don't have to pick up your dinner
check anymore, Soushi.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, Mazie, that's the way you feel, so okay, I'm
going upstairs.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Let me know when Harry Adams arrived.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I will if I happened to commem the mazier. You
really serious about this? Well? I was serious, but I
didn't think he'd give me up so fast. Gee quit
right away, didn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Of course you managed to discourage him a lot, but
he still deserves it.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Missus Kennedy, would you'd like to get traded for a
pair of skis?
Speaker 8 (16:59):
That depends on who I was treated to, the Clark Gable.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, well I guess that's Clark.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Now, Hello Mazy, Hello, Miss Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Hi, Harry, hold under your jewelry.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
The boy banged the Brooklyn his ear.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Oh, Miss Kennedy, that ain't fair to me.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'm really a nice guy. I'm a sweetheart. I wouldn't
steal a thing.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, he's really all right. Missus Kennedy. He just got
the wrong impression once because you caught him leaving the
house with an umbrella in each pants leg and your
cuckoo clock under his coat.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I guess I'm just overly suspicious.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I was gonna have the clock fixed for you.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
He claims. The bird was coming out backwards in owing
before I coop.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's right. Here's an orchid for you.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Are use some of that money? And how do you
give me? Open up the box?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh, hairy, it's lovely, it's nothing mazy.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
What's twenty dollars to me?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Were your saying?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm sorry I didn't have time to write a card,
but it would have said to a charming, intelligent I'm
beautiful girl from someone who thinks of her always.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What a cornball?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh wait, there is a carden here, Harry giving me.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't remember exactly what I wrote on it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Ah, let me see. It says to Shirley with love
from the big bad Wolf. And there's a garden here
from somebody called a Nathan Wolf.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I must have picked up the wrong box by mistake. Yeah, sure,
it probably gets your your orchid.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's a little bigger than this one.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
That was a smooth out. Hello Harry, Hello pal, Oh
look at the arcd Harry about me Eddie.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah? Did he want it? Like crap? Game?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It cost twenty dollars, didn't it? Harry?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Eddie, I wouldn't think of taking your girl out without
buying us and flowers.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It looks like you might get the keeper, Harry Andie, what.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Are you trying to do? Get a pair of skates
out of him too? Come on, let's go. Gee. You're
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a good dancer, Harry.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Thanks, you're pretty slick o yourself. Well, I wish you'd
not talking about Eddie.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Oh, it's just a habit. I've been going with him
for so long, and besides, he's been making me mad
the way he's been acting tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Hey, look gorgeous.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I know how we can really rock him back on
his heels. You want to hear before we get back
to the table.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, what's the idea.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
We'll say you and me are going to be married tonight.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
How do you like that?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's a gruesome thought, but he wouldn't believe it. You've
got to have a license to get married or don't one?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
For you and me just got it the other day
so I could show u, an Hattie, I can fix
it up with a guy to pretend to be justice
at a piece and marry us.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Okay, Harry, let's give Eddie a good scare, come on
back to table. Well there you are, well, Aunt Hattie.
Why why didn't you and Eddie finish up this dance?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Or somehow just can't seen the dance with this boy?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Just call me tenderfoot. She not only stomped on me,
but she raked me twice where the spurs. We decided
I'd live longer if we just sat here and talked.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Well, I've been telling him about the trouble we've been having,
you know, drying the fence in.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Our Texas ranch.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Every time we dug a posthole, oil would squirt up.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Well, Harry and I have a little surprise for you,
Aunt Hattie. We're gonna get married tonight.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
What no kidden?
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Well, let me be the first to congratulate you. You
make a mighty fine couple.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Mighty fine, mighty Mazie.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You can't do this.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You can't marry this drooling idiot?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
And why can't I marry a drooling idiot if I
want to any.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Please, Well, I was just going to ask you to
be my best man. Okay, I accept, But Mazie, I
still say I won't let you do it. Where are
you going to get married? The hotel?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
No, not the hotel. It just ain't holdy enough.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I know at the boarding house.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I'll have the Justice of the Peace meet us there.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
And how about give me a great big kiss before
I got.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
The phone down and you're doing our sluggy glan.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Wait a minute now, I'm writing out something for you
folks might be interested in. Yeah, there, you are amazing.
I'm giving it to you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Holy smoke. It's a check for a million dollars.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Well, you'll probably have some expenses.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
Don't take it to the bank without warning them, or
it might come back mark insufficient funds.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You mean the check isn't any good?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
What norm Mazie, I about the money.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
I'm just worried the bank might have insufficient funds. Yeah,
come on, come on, all left, get on with the
wedding so we can start.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Don't, Mazie, you can't marry this monster.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I'm with the ceremony Justice. If you gets stuck the
words I'll throw.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You blind, mister Revere.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
I know the ceremony perfectly.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Okat great, but let's get on with it.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, well, the way we do it in Texas, you'd
be married by now and riding through the purple stage
under the sunset together.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
If there's anybody here who knows any reason why these
two should not be joined together in the bonds of matrimony,
let him speak now or forever, hold his peek.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'd like to say something. She can't marry him. She
doesn't love him.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Of course she lost me, don't you.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Well, you don't think I love you?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Eddie?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
When was the last time you took me out anywhere?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well about last Saturday? That was a big night, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Watching the ping pong tournament at the YMCA is my
idea of a big night.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
How about that bag of popcorn I bought that? Oh yes,
But Mazie, you always like to stay here and sit
on the have and fort with me. What's happened?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm tired of a man who keeps one arm around
me and the other under the cushions looking for loose
change on with the ceremony.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
If there is anybody here. Who knows any reason why
these two should not be joined together in the bonds
of matrimony. Let him speak now, forever, hold his peace?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Stop now what he cut it on?
Speaker 10 (23:23):
Go on at a ceremony?
Speaker 8 (23:24):
I got two six shooters here with me, and if
there are any more interruptions, I'll fill your full hold.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
But Mazie, you've.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Never liked this goon here. He's been trying to get
you to marry him for months and you've always brushed
him off. What's happened?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, the skis the one thing on with the ceremony.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
If there's anybody here at cetera, speak now, of forever,
hold his teeth.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Stop what's going on?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
No, no, not again. I'm mari amazing, Miss Kennedy.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
That would be a.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Crime, and nobody's going to commit a crime in my
boarding house. Who this little turkey in the Western outfit?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
I've never.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Freda Freda Pappen fool Henry, Why, deary, I haven't seen
you for at least a year at all.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Wait a minute, you know Aunt Hattie, Aunt Harry, Why
this is Frida Pappen Foods.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
We both used to be chambermaids at the park.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Vanderville Hotel and I'm still there, Henrietta. Oh this Harry
Adams taught me into pretending to be a wealthy and
from Texas.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Oh I loved it.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I've had a ball.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What was that? Where's Harry?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
He's gone? Oh Eddie, what a mess. And it's all
my fault.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Harry rigged up the whole thing just to get some
dates with you. Wait till I get my hands on him.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
But I knew the justice of the piece here was phony,
but I didn't know about Aunt Hattie. I really wouldn't
have been married after all.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
They pardon me for interrupting, but somebody here owes me
twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
You have to squeeze it out of Harry. But it
seems to me that's a lot to be in a
fake justice.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Of the peace, and for a fake Yes, but you're
mistaken about me. Everybody else may be phony, but I
happen to be on the level.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I am a justice of the beest.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Holy smoke, Mazy were there who almost became a wife.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Maizie. And now once again here's Mazie.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Well, that was as close as I've been to being
married in a long time. I haven't seen Harry since
that night. Neither's Missus Kennedy, and she wants to see
him too. He took her cuckoo cock again as he
rushed out. The whole thing did Eddie a lot of good,
just to say. He takes me out to dinner and
a movie two or three times a week, starting next week,
he says, And he's quit playing pool and has taken
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up billiards. As for the skis, I got them as
a consolation prize, and I went skiing at him too.
Sometimes I'll tell you about all the interesting people I
met in that hospital. Well, I got to meet Eddie
for lunch in a few minutes. I better be sure
to bring some money. I know Eddie won't come on. See,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You have just heard.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Green.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Virginia, Greg Pat mcgehon, G. G. Pearson, Frank Nelson,
and Hans Conried. John Heaston speaking
I have, babe, say how about it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwyn Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. In just a moment,
you will hear Mazie in radios, starring the same glamorous
star you all went to see it loved on the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And Southern.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But first you're announcer, and now.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here's Anne Southern. That's Mazie.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yep, I'm maze like man, said Mazie Revere of Brooklyn.
My boyfriend Eddie Jordan and I live in Missus Kennedy's
boarding house, and when we get enough money, we're going
to get married. But we don't make very much. You see,
I'm in show business, and even when I work, I'm underpaid.
The other day I left my salary on a table
in a theater, and a stage hand thought it was
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a tip. Eddie doesn't do much better, and spends his
spare time dreaming of the day when he'll be so
rich he won't have to lift anything heavier than a
deck of cards. I still feel there are more important
things than money, but I wish I knew what they
were well, speaking of money, the other day, friend of
Eddie's who's always been crazy about me dropping at the
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boarding house. His name is Harry Adams, and he's a
pretty sharp customer.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Mazie. What's matter, Harry, Mazie, I got a terrible problem.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, don't worry about it, Harry. Some people overcome their personality.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You got me all wrong, doll. I'm a sweet guy.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Get hot. I just do lonsy things to people to
hide my inferiority complex. I'm a sweetheart, honest.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Yeah, what's that he doing?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Back to sooner?
Speaker 8 (02:36):
They finally gotten smart and fired him.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh no, Missus Kennedy, it is Eddie. Oh Harry, you
remember my land lady, Missus Kennedy, don't you?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh, miss Kennedy.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Oh Harry Adams, excuse me where you're going? I'm going
to lock up the silver drawer and the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
All right, all right, all go.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I know when I'm not wanted, I don't have to
have no house fall out of me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, for heaven's sake, you're trying to put the Academy
award or something. Sit down and stop trying to tear
my heart out.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Boy, it's got a lot of talent as an actor.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hasn't he. Yeah, he's a handbone at height. Well, to
be or not to be? What is your problem?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, it's just one of them things. I got an
aunt who's.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
From Texas and she's got a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, I guess you heard about it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Huh No, but I heard about Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, Aunt Hattie's rich, very rich, maybe even filthy.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
What a lovely person she is?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, what about it?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, we've always carried on a correspondent, and I've told
her about all I was doing here, and so fortunately
I admit I made myself look pretty good. But I'm
on a yoma and I shall.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We vote on it?
Speaker 7 (03:49):
The votes do to one against you, Harry go on.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, anyway, I told her I was engaged to a
real nice girl, and I sort.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Of gave her a word picture of you.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh, haven't I seen this movie somewhere before?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Amaze? You know, I've always been crazy about you, but
you always liked Eddie. I didn't think anything would come
of it if I did a little personal dreaming in
my letters, Dan Hattie. And now she's coming to town
and she wants to meet you. She's staying at the
Park Vanderville Hotel.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Nothing doing, Harry, tell her I left town.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
This means a lot to me.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Mazi, won't you please do it just for me? Sure
would appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh all right, I'll pretend to be your fiance, but
you have to get Eddie's permission. Say and don't tell
him you talk to me, And if he dares to
give you permission, I'll chop him into pieces. Little after
feed an aunt, and I don't mean from Texas.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hello, maybe this is your temporary fiance, Harry Adams.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Harry, Oh, oh, you mean Eddie gave you permission?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Why that?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Heal?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Maybe I am going with the wrong guy after all.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
And I've been telling you for years though, because he
did drive a pretty hard bargain.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But I now wait a minute, don't tell me any
charge you've forgiven you permission? Who did he think he
is have letting me out like this?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
He's in mine at all.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
The only problem was getting together on tame.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh you had to haggle over the price. Huh.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Well, he said that since you pretended to be my fiance,
I probably get a chance to kiss you. That you
had soft, lovely lips and kissed like a dream.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What can I say I gave him.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well he gets home tonight, Well, go ahead and tell
me what kind of a rinda did he get for me?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
He traded the other made for a paris. Yeah, he
promised me he'd break the nose the other night. He's
gonna stop and get the skis on his way home.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
He can drive breaking the news on me, and I'll
try breaking the skis on him right way, he'll do
the most good.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Goo Eddie.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hello, missus Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Maybe your dream prince is here with a pair of skes.
Hello Eddie Darling, Hello.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Grudgeous Uh Missus Kennedy. Would you mind turning your head
the other way while I get my before dinner smoothing?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Not at all. I doubt if I'd see anything new,
different or educational.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Here's your kiss, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hey, I can get a better kiss than that for
many waitress and child.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, I expect the undivulged attention of a man who's
kissing me, and you were kissing me and checking over
the binding on the skis at the same time. Wait,
you get him anyway?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh, I just traded for them. Uh, Mazie, I'd like
to talk to you in the sitting room for a minute.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
What you have to give for those skis, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, nothing much, just some tired stuff I had around
the house.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Very nice, skes. Are you sure what you traded wasn't
nice too?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah? Look at the beautiful curves and those skis.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, look at the beautiful curves. Oh, never mind, But
we're going to tell me.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, you know Harry Adams, don't you.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh sure, he's the guy you hate so much, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Uh? Well no, not exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well go on, what about Harry Adams? And stop running
your hands over the curves of those skis here, I'll
take them.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, Harry's really a swell guy, Maizie, and I want
you to get to know him better. Now. The poor
guy's in the spot right now, and I know you'll
help him out. He needs a girl to pretend to
be his fiance for a couple of days, and well
I thought of you right away, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh well, that was sweet of your Eddie.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What's the job pay, hey, Mazie. Surely you don't expect
to get anything for that, do you?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's an asking job, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, of course it is to keep out of this, Mazie.
This is one of those things you do out of friendship.
I'm ashamed to think you'd want some kind of recompense
for it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh, you are mighty nice. Skis here? Oh ooh, I
dropped my Hankschiff. Will you bend open pick it up
for me?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Of course, Mazie.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
This is the moment I've been waiting for, Mazie. That'll
teach you to sell me for a pair of skis,
You hipocritical crum swam him again.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Mazie, Mazie, don't throw it, maze.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Now, take your skis and get out of here. I'm
gonna go through with this thing, but I don't want
to see you again until I do.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You scratched one off, Maziere.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You're gonna do it, you bet, I am. Eddie's taking
me too much for granted, and I'm gonna make him
regret every moment of this.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Well, well, Harry, so this is Mazy Revere.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's right, an hottie, Mazie.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
This is that hot hello.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh and this man with the unhappy face is Eddie Jordan.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Very funny, oh, very funny.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I don't know how this to your hotel furniture is
but sit down all of.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You, No, thank you. I prefer to stand. Oh yeah,
you're looking just fine.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Ant, how do you how's everything in Texas?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Well, it ain't so good. And if you see, we're
having a lot of financial trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh I didn't know anybody from Texas ever worried about money.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh sure we do, Son, Well, we don't know what
to do with a Durham stuff. It keeps accumulating sublame fast.
You see. My only worry is my money.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Ye'd love to share your where is with you?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mazie.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
You sure are a pretty thing. I don't know how
Harry managed to get you unless he used a lass.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Who No, he used to pav Skis you know?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
I haven't even seen you two kiss each other? Do
they do that any different up here?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, it's all the same, missus Adams. You wouldn't be interested.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I was asking, mazing, Oh what do you say? Don
shall we show aunt Hattie?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well, I've could Harry Street tied? Hey, not now, Brian,
not Eddie. After all, it's Harry who's engaged to me,
not you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, it isn't fair for you two to be smooching
in front of me, I haven't got a date.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well you can have Aunt Hattie for sure.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Sure, call over here and buck her up.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Boy, No, no, I'd rather not some other time maybe.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Sissy, Well, go ahead and kiss her. Harry.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, Honey, come here your gorgeous thing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Any's time you say, you handsome?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Don't overdo it, Mayzie.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Well, now that's a real kiss. But don't you think
he's been in her back a little too far?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Hey, whoa, whoa, Harry, Maybe don't interrupt him any Mazie
stop already.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Wow, boy, I don't care what happens to me now I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Loom Well, we've got to be running along now, missus
Adams just.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Call me Aunt Hattie. How about you folks having dinner
with me tonight?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh that'd be lovely, and Hattie, Oh, Harry here just
in case you have any little expenses on the way.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Yeah, here's a little money.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Gee, a hundred dollars type film?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh thanks, man, Honey, is it real?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Come on, let's.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Go goodbye and Hatty see it tonight, goodbye, goodbye?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Oh you folks get here around seven.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
You see, we'll go out and locate a real fussy
friends chuck wagon.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, Listen, Harry, what was the idea kissing Maizie like that?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
But Eddie, old pal, I couldn't take a chance of
faking it right in front of hand, Harry.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No, Eddie, she moved right into a close up.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Besides, I was carried away.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You're right about Mazie, Eddie. She kisses like a dream.
For Pete's sake, you want to spoiler.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You're not too bad. You're still Harry.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Oh, believe me, little lady. I loved every moment of
that kiss.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Maze.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I can't tell you how much I appreciate what you're
doing for me.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Well, I'm having a good time too, Harry.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Listen you too. Fun's fun and all that. But I'm
calling this whole thing off. It's no deal, Harry.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Eddie. You can't do that to Harry. It isn't fair. Besides,
if I have to quit now, you have to return
the skis.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And you're really crazy about those ski don't you.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So that did it. If you don't think more of
me than you do for pem skis, I'm true, Edie.
Join you just lost yourself a piance. Consider yourself this
engage Mazie. You heard me and Harry, I just want
to announce it. From now on, I'm available.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
The Adventures of Mazie Starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
And you mean she really broke off her engagement to you.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, that's what she said, Missus Kennedy. But I can
handle her.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Why don't you try making her jealous? You could pretend
you'd suddenly fallen madly in love with me.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Uh, missus Kennedy. That would strain the acting abilities of
a Barrymore. And I'm just an ordinary person.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Don't flatter yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Here she comes, I'll show you how I do this.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
I can't wait to see. I'll just sit here with
my paper and listen.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I'll apologize to her and she'll say she forgives me
and she loves me.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
And hello maze, missus Kennedy, Hello.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Grudgeous drop dead.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now, Mazie, this is going to be a wonderful evening
on somebody else's money. Let's not start it out wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, that's started out right. Why don't you stay here.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Give it to him? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
All right, Maizie. I guess I deserved that crack. I
was sort of a heel to trade you for those.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Skis that you were. And if you had a chance
to do it all over again, you'll do it again too.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
That's telling them.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Look, baby doll, I'm apologizing to you. I'm begging you
to forgive me.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But get down on your knees then, amaze what?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Well?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Okay, Okay, this I gotta see.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, Honey, here I am. I'm telling you that I
love you and I'm asking you to forgive me. Come on, honey,
say those words that mean everything to me. Stop dead, Mazie.
After I got down on my knees. That's unethical. You
seem to forget that we're engaged.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh well, I broke that engagement off. Another thing, Eddie,
you can consider that I'm returning the engagement ring you
never gave me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What do you mean, I gave you a beautiful diamond
engagement ring.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, but the next day you got it back from
me and hawked it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Well. I thought I was making a good investment with
the money.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Some investment, I'll say. A horse called Barfly a tropical
park he was.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Supposed to move to the rail and lead all the way.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Instead, he put his foot on the rail and waved
goodbye to the other horses. No, I'm through, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You know what this means, don't you, Mazie.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, now I don't have to pick up your dinner
check anymore, Soushi.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, Mazie, that's the way you feel, so okay, I'm
going upstairs.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Let me know when Harry Adams arrived.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I will if I happened to commem the mazier. You
really serious about this? Well? I was serious, but I
didn't think he'd give me up so fast. Gee quit
right away, didn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Of course you managed to discourage him a lot, but
he still deserves it.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Missus Kennedy, would you'd like to get traded for a
pair of skis?
Speaker 8 (16:59):
That depends on who I was treated to, the Clark Gable.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, well I guess that's Clark.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Now, Hello Mazy, Hello, Miss Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Hi, Harry, hold under your jewelry.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
The boy banged the Brooklyn his ear.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Oh, Miss Kennedy, that ain't fair to me.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'm really a nice guy. I'm a sweetheart. I wouldn't
steal a thing.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, he's really all right. Missus Kennedy. He just got
the wrong impression once because you caught him leaving the
house with an umbrella in each pants leg and your
cuckoo clock under his coat.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I guess I'm just overly suspicious.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I was gonna have the clock fixed for you.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
He claims. The bird was coming out backwards in owing
before I coop.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's right. Here's an orchid for you.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Are use some of that money? And how do you
give me? Open up the box?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh, hairy, it's lovely, it's nothing mazy.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
What's twenty dollars to me?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Were your saying?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm sorry I didn't have time to write a card,
but it would have said to a charming, intelligent I'm
beautiful girl from someone who thinks of her always.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What a cornball?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh wait, there is a carden here, Harry giving me.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't remember exactly what I wrote on it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Ah, let me see. It says to Shirley with love
from the big bad Wolf. And there's a garden here
from somebody called a Nathan Wolf.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I must have picked up the wrong box by mistake. Yeah, sure,
it probably gets your your orchid.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's a little bigger than this one.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
That was a smooth out. Hello Harry, Hello pal, Oh
look at the arcd Harry about me Eddie.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah? Did he want it? Like crap? Game?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It cost twenty dollars, didn't it? Harry?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Eddie, I wouldn't think of taking your girl out without
buying us and flowers.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It looks like you might get the keeper, Harry Andie, what.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Are you trying to do? Get a pair of skates
out of him too? Come on, let's go. Gee. You're
(19:26):
a good dancer, Harry.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Thanks, you're pretty slick o yourself. Well, I wish you'd
not talking about Eddie.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Oh, it's just a habit. I've been going with him
for so long, and besides, he's been making me mad
the way he's been acting tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Hey, look gorgeous.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I know how we can really rock him back on
his heels. You want to hear before we get back
to the table.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, what's the idea.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
We'll say you and me are going to be married tonight.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
How do you like that?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's a gruesome thought, but he wouldn't believe it. You've
got to have a license to get married or don't one?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
For you and me just got it the other day
so I could show u, an Hattie, I can fix
it up with a guy to pretend to be justice
at a piece and marry us.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Okay, Harry, let's give Eddie a good scare, come on
back to table. Well there you are, well, Aunt Hattie.
Why why didn't you and Eddie finish up this dance?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Or somehow just can't seen the dance with this boy?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Just call me tenderfoot. She not only stomped on me,
but she raked me twice where the spurs. We decided
I'd live longer if we just sat here and talked.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Well, I've been telling him about the trouble we've been having,
you know, drying the fence in.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Our Texas ranch.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Every time we dug a posthole, oil would squirt up.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Well, Harry and I have a little surprise for you,
Aunt Hattie. We're gonna get married tonight.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
What no kidden?
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Well, let me be the first to congratulate you. You
make a mighty fine couple.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Mighty fine, mighty Mazie.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You can't do this.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You can't marry this drooling idiot?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
And why can't I marry a drooling idiot if I
want to any.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Please, Well, I was just going to ask you to
be my best man. Okay, I accept, But Mazie, I
still say I won't let you do it. Where are
you going to get married? The hotel?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
No, not the hotel. It just ain't holdy enough.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I know at the boarding house.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I'll have the Justice of the Peace meet us there.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
And how about give me a great big kiss before
I got.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
The phone down and you're doing our sluggy glan.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Wait a minute now, I'm writing out something for you
folks might be interested in. Yeah, there, you are amazing.
I'm giving it to you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Holy smoke. It's a check for a million dollars.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Well, you'll probably have some expenses.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
Don't take it to the bank without warning them, or
it might come back mark insufficient funds.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You mean the check isn't any good?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
What norm Mazie, I about the money.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
I'm just worried the bank might have insufficient funds. Yeah,
come on, come on, all left, get on with the
wedding so we can start.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Don't, Mazie, you can't marry this monster.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I'm with the ceremony Justice. If you gets stuck the
words I'll throw.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You blind, mister Revere.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
I know the ceremony perfectly.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Okat great, but let's get on with it.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, well, the way we do it in Texas, you'd
be married by now and riding through the purple stage
under the sunset together.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
If there's anybody here who knows any reason why these
two should not be joined together in the bonds of matrimony,
let him speak now or forever, hold his peek.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'd like to say something. She can't marry him. She
doesn't love him.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Of course she lost me, don't you.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Well, you don't think I love you?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Eddie?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
When was the last time you took me out anywhere?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well about last Saturday? That was a big night, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Watching the ping pong tournament at the YMCA is my
idea of a big night.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
How about that bag of popcorn I bought that? Oh yes,
But Mazie, you always like to stay here and sit
on the have and fort with me. What's happened?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm tired of a man who keeps one arm around
me and the other under the cushions looking for loose
change on with the ceremony.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
If there is anybody here. Who knows any reason why
these two should not be joined together in the bonds
of matrimony. Let him speak now, forever, hold his peace?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Stop now what he cut it on?
Speaker 10 (23:23):
Go on at a ceremony?
Speaker 8 (23:24):
I got two six shooters here with me, and if
there are any more interruptions, I'll fill your full hold.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
But Mazie, you've.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Never liked this goon here. He's been trying to get
you to marry him for months and you've always brushed
him off. What's happened?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, the skis the one thing on with the ceremony.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
If there's anybody here at cetera, speak now, of forever,
hold his teeth.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Stop what's going on?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
No, no, not again. I'm mari amazing, Miss Kennedy.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
That would be a.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Crime, and nobody's going to commit a crime in my
boarding house. Who this little turkey in the Western outfit?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
I've never.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Freda Freda Pappen fool Henry, Why, deary, I haven't seen
you for at least a year at all.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Wait a minute, you know Aunt Hattie, Aunt Harry, Why
this is Frida Pappen Foods.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
We both used to be chambermaids at the park.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Vanderville Hotel and I'm still there, Henrietta. Oh this Harry
Adams taught me into pretending to be a wealthy and
from Texas.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Oh I loved it.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I've had a ball.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What was that? Where's Harry?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
He's gone? Oh Eddie, what a mess. And it's all
my fault.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Harry rigged up the whole thing just to get some
dates with you. Wait till I get my hands on him.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
But I knew the justice of the piece here was phony,
but I didn't know about Aunt Hattie. I really wouldn't
have been married after all.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
They pardon me for interrupting, but somebody here owes me
twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
You have to squeeze it out of Harry. But it
seems to me that's a lot to be in a
fake justice.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Of the peace, and for a fake Yes, but you're
mistaken about me. Everybody else may be phony, but I
happen to be on the level.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I am a justice of the beest.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Holy smoke, Mazy were there who almost became a wife.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Maizie. And now once again here's Mazie.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Well, that was as close as I've been to being
married in a long time. I haven't seen Harry since
that night. Neither's Missus Kennedy, and she wants to see
him too. He took her cuckoo cock again as he
rushed out. The whole thing did Eddie a lot of good,
just to say. He takes me out to dinner and
a movie two or three times a week, starting next week,
he says, And he's quit playing pool and has taken
(26:34):
up billiards. As for the skis, I got them as
a consolation prize, and I went skiing at him too.
Sometimes I'll tell you about all the interesting people I
met in that hospital. Well, I got to meet Eddie
for lunch in a few minutes. I better be sure
to bring some money. I know Eddie won't come on. See,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You have just heard.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Green.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Virginia, Greg Pat mcgehon, G. G. Pearson, Frank Nelson,
and Hans Conried. John Heaston speaking
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