May 29, 2025 • 27 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
I have, babe, say, how about a little?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Does that answer you a question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwyn Mayer's famous Mazie pictures and just a moment
you'll hear Mazie in radio starring the same glamorous star
you all went to see and loved on the screen.
And Southern, but first you're.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Announcer, and now here's Anne Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yep, I'm Mazie, like the fella said Mayzie Revere. I'm
a gal that knows most of the answers, because, believe me,
I've been asked most of the questions. That's why maybe
when I met Eddie Jordan and I knew it was
the real thing. Eddie and me, we've been engaged a
long time now, but we can't get married because Eddie's
income ain't been coming in steady enough. But now he's
(01:40):
got a good job in a bank in the interest
adding up department. Right now, I've dropped in on the
bank to see how he's getting on. And also, since
it's my birthday next week, I'd better start dropping hints
about a present, because with Eddie you got to get
to work early.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Sixty eight eighty nine into thirty four, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Go tryget Eddy?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Maybe you can, maybe you can maze.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Hello, darling, don't mind me, Just go ahead with your work.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
I'll just watch, sure.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Honey, But the boss, mister Gillespie, doesn't approve of week
clerks working to an audience.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'll see you tonight and nine.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Into thirty four, Eddie, I just dropped over to tell
you you don't really have to don't have to watch Well,
just because it's only seven days to my birthday, you
don't have to spend your hard earned money just to
buy me a present.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I know I don't have to.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
But if you're going to be a big headed deer
and insist on getting me something, I guess there's nothing
I can do about it.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Yeah, your hands sure, our time now, honey. I've got
a lot of work to do and you can be
a big help.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh you mean, like, give me a hint about what
I want you should get me?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Okay, okay, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, it's pretty hard to think at ten o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Mazee, it's eleven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
It is, Well, how can I tell I don't have
a watch, honey.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
I know it makes no difference what I get you,
But well, I had another idea for a birthday present
for you.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Very expensive.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, Eddie Jordan, don't you dare tell me what it is.
I won't after all, I'll just wait till my birthday,
seven long, endless days to find out good. Just by
that time it may be too late to exchange it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Mazie.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
I don't think you'll want to exchange this gift, and
you'll never guess what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, I won't even try to guess. I know I'll
love it, whether it's handkchiffs, gloves, perfume sixteen nineteen or
thirty five, or even a handbag thirty five pajamas.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
That's right, Look, Mazie, let's start playing twenty questions.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It's Eddie.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
It's eleven o'clock and I still haven't got my work done.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh oh, you're right, Sweeten. You should get back to work.
I've got some shopping to do anyway. I got to
buy an anniversary present for you.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Anniversary present.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, today's exactly a month you've been working here, And
when you hold on to a job that long, it
costs per cealbation. See you lady for.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
And you really think my found say, mister Glespie wild
like this girl cigarette case is a gift Clark, Oh, he.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Should Miss Cavendish. It's positively dreaming.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
After all, mister Gillespie has very expensive taste.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He's a great president, you know, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But he got the door the cigarette cave, Miss Cavendish
is the most expensive one we carry.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But then I think I'll buy it. Put it on
mister Gillespie's charge.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
You.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I shall take care of.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It immediately, Miss.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Just as soon as I wrapped the gift, mister Gillespie
just bought here for.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You for me.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
Well, I do hope the deer and tetuous darling didn't
go utterly office can't can buy me something silly?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's something I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hark Hardliness Cavendish.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, I just know I shouldn't even give you a
tmsey Wincy peak and just gift the floorwalker caught me.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I just know it might mean my carnation, but I
just counted it's showing it to you.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We willed one?
Speaker 10 (05:23):
An't all right?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Give with a gift?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh at once there yumy oh.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh, it knocks me out.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
A heart shape pin crusted with diamonds, rubies and emeralds.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Pounds and pounds of them.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ten thousand dollars it cost Miss Cavendish, and you will
just rule when you see the inscription on the back
to lambikins from her baby kin.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh, the dear dear boy.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
After him giving me an expensive gift like this, I'll
have to get him something else besides just the cigarette cakes.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeh, clog, where is your tie apartment?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Third asal to your left, Miss Cavendish.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Pardon me, there's a customer at the other end of
the counter.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yes, Miss, something for you today.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh yeah, I'd like to buy a cigarette case for
my boyfriend. I think I'll take one of those cigarette
cases over there. How much are they?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Three hundred and twenty dollars?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm just looking. Oh, Mazie, Mazie, Oh mardon, what are
you doing here?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I got wonderful news for you, Mayzie, Gosh, it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'll have to figure your word for it. Murdon, what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I was home in our boarding house. I mean I
was taken a bath and the phone rang naturally, and
when I answered the phone it was for you. Guess
who it was? So I told the party you weren't home.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well that was quick thinking murder.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Who was it none other than the famous glamor girl
of pictures, Mona Cavendish.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well, well, oh live Vader self.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
She said she was an old friend of yours and
that you and her used to be on the stage together.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, I remember her. She could throw a bump right
from neutral without winding up.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh oh Mona, Oh I mean miss Cavendish said she
wanted to see you take out to lunch today.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Did she say, who's paying?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
No? No, But since she invited you and had her
suite at the Waldorf, well I thought a rich movie started.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
They don't go by what's on the surface, merge under
those stripes of zebra. Still just a jackass. And I
know Mona all she's interested in his money. You know
how she gets it?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Well? Is that important?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Lazy?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
After all? That's her business.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, what I read about her business is real good.
When she divorced her last three husbands, she collected plenty.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Oh guys, she must have lunch at the Waldort don't
cost penuts.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, but Mona's just inviting me up there to show
how wrong I've always been about things. She wants to
show off all she's got so I can compare it
with what I haven't gone.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh so you're not going huh.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
On the contrary, I am, well, I.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Don't understand if all she's gonna do is glow.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's why I'm going merged. She wants me to rule
over her diamonds and firs, and I just can't take
that chance away from her. Oh, after all, Mona deserves
a little placeure out of life. She really has so little,
you know. Come on, Mark, drop me off at Eddie's bank.
I want to tell him to include me out for lunch.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Okay, man, I don't get any of this. I guess
I'll never understand women.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Well, you're not supposed to merge, after all, you're only
a man.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Emily.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh, thanks.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
In you you sent for me, mister gillsbie oohr yes,
in yes, sir, thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
H beautiful girl. That picture on your.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Desk, sir, your daughter, my fiancee, Jordan.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Hey Jordan, I have here a very valuable diamond pin
that just arrived from the store.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I want you to keep it.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Oh that's very kind of you, mister Gillespie, But really
it's for my fiance, Miss Cavendish. He after tonight, she'll
be missus Gillespie, you know. Oh yes, yes, sir, congratulations sir.
I'm sure Miss Cavendish will be happier with you than
she was with all the others.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Thank you, Jordan, Jordan, I want you to keep this
little trinket in your desk, so's I won't be tempted
to give it to Mona, Miss Cavendish before the wedding.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She's a very persuasive woman.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
You know, obviously, mister Gillespie, obviously.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
But I'm somewhat persuasive myself, Jordan.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
After all, it took a bit of doing to win
Miss Cavendish away from that chap she was engaged to.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Back in Hollywood, Harold Lambert.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh, yes, you mean the one that just lost all
his money in Law Street.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Maybe it was purely a coincidence, Jordan, the fact that
Miss Cavendish decided to shift her affections to just after
Lambert went broke.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Oh yes, sir, if you say so, sir, I think
so too, Sir. I'll put Miss Cavendish's gift at my desk, sir,
and then run out for a fast sandwich a little
behind him at work. You know, I want to thank
you for having the confidence to put it in my care.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh not at all, JD.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
You're honor, straightforward, trustworthy and besides, it's insured.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I looked all through the bank, Maizie, and I can't
find Eddie. Say, maybe he's in the vault.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh, they wouldn't put Eddie in the ball murdered. He's
a valuable man, I know, but he couldn't be that valuable.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well, you can't wait around for Eddy to show up
at that lunch date with Miss Cavendishes for one o'clock,
you know.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, well I'll just write it a note not to
wait for me for lunch. Let's see how to keep
his pencils in his desk drawer.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
But you shouldn't do that, Maisie. Look through Eddie's I mean,
after all, you're not married yet.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, maybe you're right. Merton. Do you see what I see?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
A package?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Different? Oh say do you think maybe that's the birthday
present Eddie got for you?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Huh? Merton, Foster grouper. If you're suggesting that I open
this package to see what Eddie got me seven whole
days before my birthday. I'm ashamed of you.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I didn't suggest anything, Majie.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
But you're thinking that I should. Why. I'd bet if
this present was for you, you'd pick it up and
shake it like this to see if you could guess
what's in it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh gosh, it sure sounds expensive.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
I wonder if it's jewelry.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Merton, false grouper. How can you be so utterly curious?
Do you really think it is?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I guess you'll just have to wait till your birthday
to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, Merton, I'm ashamed of what you're suggesting.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Eddie would certainly be angry if he found out that
somebody had opened this package before it was supposed to be. Yeah,
he would be, but he'd never find out if it
were rewrapped.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Carefully, No, he'd never find out.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But it's not a nice thing to do.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
No, not a nice thing.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
No. But if I don't find out what's inside, I
won't sleep nights and I'll get circles under my eyes.
And Eddie'd be very miserable because it'd be his fault. Yeah, yeah,
he started to worry and gets sick and wouldn't be
able to show up at the bank and he'd be fired. Yeah,
and you just talked me into it. Open this package.
Just save Eddie's whole future.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh gee, I I sure am a convincing one, ain't I. Mazie.
I hope you won't be sorry for taking this courageous
move to save Eddie's john.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I won't be murged unless it's something I can't use.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah. Wow, get a load of that pin, Mazie.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Gosh, yeah, just what I just found.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Out I wanted?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Wowy a heart shaped pin, lousy with diamonds and rubies
and emeralds.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Oh gosh. It must have set Eddie back at least
twelve bucks.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh easy, This here is real imitation, all bad.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Sure, and look, Mazie that there's an inscription on the
inside from Eddie to you.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh telamikins from her babycuit Murton, isn't that Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
And it rhymes too, Say I'll bet on the Mona
Cavendish's fellas ever wrote stuff like that there to her.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Huh yeah, somebody out of shore what true love really is?
Oh no, now you're going too far, I am Yeah,
suggesting in your sly manner that I wear this pin
when I have lunch with Mona so that I can
show her something that I've got that she'll never have.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I suggested you do that, Mazie. I'm a bad.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Boy, you certainly are. Why if I put this pin
on before my birthday just to show off in kind
of Mona? And he'd be furious if he found out?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, furious, But he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Find out if I got this pin back in the
box and I'll we wrapped before he knew it was missing.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, I wouldn't find out. And you talked me into
doing it, Well, shame on me.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
When I call on Mona, I'm going to wear this
pin for her sake. For her, Yeah, the poor kid
must find out some way what she's missing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in just
a moment. All back too, Hi, Mana, you remember me?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Well?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Well, if it isn't miss Hardway of nineteen forty five,
Mazy Revere, Oh come in, my dear, lunch is about ready?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh well, thanks, dear, I'm so hungry I could eat
a horse years. You always had a healthy appetite, darling,
But I'm sorry. The Waldorf cuisine is fresh out of
horse today. I'm having them send up some roast pheasants
on the glass instead, and the glass my favorite dish, Darling,
yours too. Yeah, but do let's sit down, mazie. I'm
utterly exhausted. All that traveling, you know, it must be
(15:49):
quite fatigue, my dear, all those round trips from Niagara
Falls to Reno and.
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Bag Oh you've read about my rich husbands I gather I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Still gathering them, darling.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Oh, but of course my latest fiance happens to be
a banker.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Tonight he'll be my husband. Oh how nice for you?
Is he as handsome as that Harold Lambert he just
gave the brush too.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Oh no, this one is much older, and he's more
the autistic type, writes a beautiful check.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh well, as that age is nice if they can
do something.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Yes, oh, darling, I wish you could see something. I
don't happen to have it here. But my fiance bought
me a gift this morning that will simply knock your
eye out.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh well, how nice. I hate to do this to you, darling.
But my fiance also bought me a bit of a trinket,
and I can show it to you because I'm wearing
it under my coat. Would you care to see it?
Do I have any choice?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
This is my turn at bad.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Look that.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Pean was given to you by your fiance. Yeah, pretty
little barble, ain't it. I bet you've never seen anything
like this before. That's what you think. Uh huh, the
big hearted darling just wrong. Save a penny of all
that money he makes at the bank in the bank,
the Wall Street Trust. Well, he guessed it, darling. You
(17:13):
must be pretty smart, not as smart as I thought
I was. Your Pardon me now, Mazie. I've got to
see my lawyer about a little hot bomb suit. And
I don't want to rub it in Mona. But you
should see the inscription he put on the back of
the pen. It said two lamikins from her baby kits. Yeah,
he had you guess it. A little bird whispered it
(17:35):
in my ear, a cooked goose.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
You've got to believe me, mister Gillespie. I didn't know
a thing about it. If there's anything I can.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Do with committing Harry Carey on yourself, be asking too much?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Gosh, isn't that a little drastic?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So what do you expect me to do? Congratulate you?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Not only did Mona stole them into my office and
break a golf club over my head, my best buttter,
but she's also suing me for heartbam and wired Harold
Lambert to fly here from the coast and marrier.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
She's marrying him instead of a banker like you.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
Yes, after I had already taken out a marriage license.
Oh I feel miserable. Yeah, two dollars wasted.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And a four percented Drews that would be No, what's
the used? Get out, George? You're fired.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Just wait till I get hold of that blonde sabatorum Mazie, No,
I don't understand why you did it, lammikins. Can you
tell me again? Slowly?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
But don't you understand, Eddie, I didn't know that your
boss that he that she did I that you well
that pin. You can't blame me for that, can you can?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
I watch Eddie maze means that when she opened it
and put it on, that it was intended from him
to her instead of from you to her.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Exactly, Thank you, Merton, you have such a clear way
of explaining it.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
It's okay. Thanks that that's why you really can't hold
it against her, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
I could if I knew what to hold against her. Mazie,
how can you do so many dumb things in one day?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
But it's easy when you use your head, Eddiewhere you
going to return.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
This pin to mister Gillespie, Then I'm going to a psychiatrsy.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well, you you still love me, don't you, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, that's why I'm going to a psychiatrist.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Well, Maysie, at least Eddie does understand, and he's still
nuts about you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, he's nuts, all right. I don't deserve it, and.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
That there, mister Gillespie sure must be a louse firing
Eddie for such a such a natural mistake.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, murt I just gotta get Gillespie and Mona back together.
If any two people deserved each other, they do.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah, But how are you gonna do it, Maysie. Mona
is marrying that fella, Harald Lambert tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
But if I went to that wedding and sort of
disillusion Mona about him, Gillespie might get a chance to
straighten things out with.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Her and give Eddie back his job with a raise.
Maybe then you and Eddie could get married and live
happily ever after.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna have kids, a home, a car
so you can see her. We gotta do it for
Gillespie's sake.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yeah, for his sake exactly.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Now I've never seen Eddie's boss, I mean xboss, I mean,
but if Mona is what he wants, Mona is what
he's gonna get. Now I'll just get into my stage makeup.
I got just the right outfit to wear, so Mona
won't suspect it me. Then at the wedding tonight.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
We are gathered here tonight to witness the marriage.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And no, not Cavendish.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Oh thank you can never understand my own handwriting these
marriage sertificates. The marriage Emnic cavendis.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
To Samuel Gillespie.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
The thing you, darling, Darling, you're the fault for me.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Remember, I don't care how many you've had, my dear. No.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
I realized what a truly unusual woman you are for
believing my story about that diamond pin and deciding to
marry me instead of that Lambert man.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Oh Sam, I just knew you were the only man
in the world for me when you gave me that
beautiful ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Pin, Yes, how did you know it was worth ten thousand?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I had the praise? Continue with the ceremony, Judge.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, and now before I pronounce your tool man and
gold Egger, I mean a man and wife.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Is there anybody friend who can give Judge gone for
this marriage not become smaded?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I do you do?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Say?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Don't you recognize me? Darling? I'm the wife who deserted
fifteen years ago in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That Shaly.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I was never in Pittsburgh, Yes you were. It was
so dark there maybe you couldn't tell.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Darling?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Is this true?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know I never even saw this woman.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Don't give me that. It's never that dark in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Oh, mister Gillsbie, you've deserted a wife for right, and
now you want to marry another one.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh, darling, you can't bring home another wife to live
with us. We have such a small house, you.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Mona, darling, this is some sort of a joke.
Speaker 12 (22:39):
But if it is, I don't appreciate your sense of humor.
How could you even think of marrying me without even
getting a divorce?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yes, and giving me enough money to support our Ethelbert yes,
you have a child.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
This is ridiculous. If I had a child, what I
name it el?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Besides being cheap, you were all so nasty.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Well, oh listen rather ringular and you're sudden. Somebody hasn't
made a mistake.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yes, I have almost.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Oh wait, don't go, Mona.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Look here, please, darling, misses our son.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Remember Aha, that's where I've got you. Whoere is proof
proof that I am the father of this? This Olbert?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
So he wants proof?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
He wants proof? I said, he wants proof?
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Here? I am daddy.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You're you're my son?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Uh huh, but it could be.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
He looks like an ethel Moana. You've got to believe me.
I've never been married, so this can't be my son.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
He is, and I can prove it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
He is?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
How son? Tell him?
Speaker 6 (23:50):
I admit it.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Well that's enough proof for me. I'm calling this wedding off, Sam, Sam.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But I thought, Mona, Darling, please marry me, just this one.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
I wouldn't marry you now if you owned all the
banks in the world instead of one easily one, mister Gillespie.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Gillespie, what did you say? I said, no, you staying here?
San Gillspie going.
Speaker 12 (24:12):
I'm the one that's going the next time a man
asks me to marry him, I'm going to make sure
there isn't any other woman cutting in on my alimony.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well so that's all she wanted to eh.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Yeah, just your name, mister Gillespie. Oh you're a lucky
dog to found out in time.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'm sorry, mister Gillespie. I didn't think.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm the one who didn't take look me.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
I don't know what all this deserted wife thing was about,
but I owe you a debt of gratitude.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
If there's anything I can do to repay you, well.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yes, you can give Eddy Jordan my fellow, but we'll
give him back a job.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh shure s. I'll even raise his salary two dollars
a week.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh well, and when my thing, mister Gillespie, I like
you to talk to Eddie and ask himself. And I
simply have to.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Know, certainly, what do you want me to ask? You?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Ask him what he really getting me for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Mazie. Now once again, here's Mazie.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well so mona married Lambert and she's off for Niagara
falls again, is if the falls needed another drip like her,
and mister Gillespie learned his lesson too. He's one fellow
that was already to embark on the Sea of matrimony.
That was glad he missed the boat.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
HM.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Funny thing, though, I can only be sorry for girls
like Mona too. She has mink coats and sable wraps.
But well, you can't take it with you. And where
Mona's going, it'll be warm enough without him. Well, I
got to rush back to Eddie and tell him his
job was waiting for him again. And I was really
only kiddinga about being so curious about what Eddie's getting
(26:42):
me for my birthday. But I'm sure hope it in
a book to read. I already read a book.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You have just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and
Southern Mazie, was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was
composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included Pat mcgeeon,
Joan Banks, Sidney Miller, Hans Conried, and Frank Nelson.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Jack McCoy speaking
I have, babe, say, how about a little?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Does that answer you a question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwyn Mayer's famous Mazie pictures and just a moment
you'll hear Mazie in radio starring the same glamorous star
you all went to see and loved on the screen.
And Southern, but first you're.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Announcer, and now here's Anne Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yep, I'm Mazie, like the fella said Mayzie Revere. I'm
a gal that knows most of the answers, because, believe me,
I've been asked most of the questions. That's why maybe
when I met Eddie Jordan and I knew it was
the real thing. Eddie and me, we've been engaged a
long time now, but we can't get married because Eddie's
income ain't been coming in steady enough. But now he's
(01:40):
got a good job in a bank in the interest
adding up department. Right now, I've dropped in on the
bank to see how he's getting on. And also, since
it's my birthday next week, I'd better start dropping hints
about a present, because with Eddie you got to get
to work early.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Sixty eight eighty nine into thirty four, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Go tryget Eddy?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Maybe you can, maybe you can maze.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Hello, darling, don't mind me, Just go ahead with your work.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
I'll just watch, sure.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Honey, But the boss, mister Gillespie, doesn't approve of week
clerks working to an audience.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'll see you tonight and nine.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Into thirty four, Eddie, I just dropped over to tell
you you don't really have to don't have to watch Well,
just because it's only seven days to my birthday, you
don't have to spend your hard earned money just to
buy me a present.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I know I don't have to.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
But if you're going to be a big headed deer
and insist on getting me something, I guess there's nothing
I can do about it.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Yeah, your hands sure, our time now, honey. I've got
a lot of work to do and you can be
a big help.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh you mean, like, give me a hint about what
I want you should get me?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Okay, okay, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, it's pretty hard to think at ten o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Mazee, it's eleven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
It is, Well, how can I tell I don't have
a watch, honey.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
I know it makes no difference what I get you,
But well, I had another idea for a birthday present
for you.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Very expensive.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, Eddie Jordan, don't you dare tell me what it is.
I won't after all, I'll just wait till my birthday,
seven long, endless days to find out good. Just by
that time it may be too late to exchange it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Mazie.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
I don't think you'll want to exchange this gift, and
you'll never guess what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, I won't even try to guess. I know I'll
love it, whether it's handkchiffs, gloves, perfume sixteen nineteen or
thirty five, or even a handbag thirty five pajamas.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
That's right, Look, Mazie, let's start playing twenty questions.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It's Eddie.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
It's eleven o'clock and I still haven't got my work done.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh oh, you're right, Sweeten. You should get back to work.
I've got some shopping to do anyway. I got to
buy an anniversary present for you.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Anniversary present.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, today's exactly a month you've been working here, And
when you hold on to a job that long, it
costs per cealbation. See you lady for.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
And you really think my found say, mister Glespie wild
like this girl cigarette case is a gift Clark, Oh, he.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Should Miss Cavendish. It's positively dreaming.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
After all, mister Gillespie has very expensive taste.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He's a great president, you know, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But he got the door the cigarette cave, Miss Cavendish
is the most expensive one we carry.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But then I think I'll buy it. Put it on
mister Gillespie's charge.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
You.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I shall take care of.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It immediately, Miss.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Just as soon as I wrapped the gift, mister Gillespie
just bought here for.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You for me.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
Well, I do hope the deer and tetuous darling didn't
go utterly office can't can buy me something silly?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's something I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hark Hardliness Cavendish.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, I just know I shouldn't even give you a
tmsey Wincy peak and just gift the floorwalker caught me.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I just know it might mean my carnation, but I
just counted it's showing it to you.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We willed one?
Speaker 10 (05:23):
An't all right?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Give with a gift?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh at once there yumy oh.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh, it knocks me out.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
A heart shape pin crusted with diamonds, rubies and emeralds.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Pounds and pounds of them.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ten thousand dollars it cost Miss Cavendish, and you will
just rule when you see the inscription on the back
to lambikins from her baby kin.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh, the dear dear boy.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
After him giving me an expensive gift like this, I'll
have to get him something else besides just the cigarette cakes.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeh, clog, where is your tie apartment?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Third asal to your left, Miss Cavendish.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Pardon me, there's a customer at the other end of
the counter.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yes, Miss, something for you today.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh yeah, I'd like to buy a cigarette case for
my boyfriend. I think I'll take one of those cigarette
cases over there. How much are they?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Three hundred and twenty dollars?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm just looking. Oh, Mazie, Mazie, Oh mardon, what are
you doing here?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I got wonderful news for you, Mayzie, Gosh, it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'll have to figure your word for it. Murdon, what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I was home in our boarding house. I mean I
was taken a bath and the phone rang naturally, and
when I answered the phone it was for you. Guess
who it was? So I told the party you weren't home.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well that was quick thinking murder.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Who was it none other than the famous glamor girl
of pictures, Mona Cavendish.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well, well, oh live Vader self.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
She said she was an old friend of yours and
that you and her used to be on the stage together.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, I remember her. She could throw a bump right
from neutral without winding up.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh oh Mona, Oh I mean miss Cavendish said she
wanted to see you take out to lunch today.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Did she say, who's paying?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
No? No, But since she invited you and had her
suite at the Waldorf, well I thought a rich movie started.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
They don't go by what's on the surface, merge under
those stripes of zebra. Still just a jackass. And I
know Mona all she's interested in his money. You know
how she gets it?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Well? Is that important?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Lazy?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
After all? That's her business.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, what I read about her business is real good.
When she divorced her last three husbands, she collected plenty.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Oh guys, she must have lunch at the Waldort don't
cost penuts.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, but Mona's just inviting me up there to show
how wrong I've always been about things. She wants to
show off all she's got so I can compare it
with what I haven't gone.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh so you're not going huh.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
On the contrary, I am, well, I.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Don't understand if all she's gonna do is glow.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's why I'm going merged. She wants me to rule
over her diamonds and firs, and I just can't take
that chance away from her. Oh, after all, Mona deserves
a little placeure out of life. She really has so little,
you know. Come on, Mark, drop me off at Eddie's bank.
I want to tell him to include me out for lunch.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Okay, man, I don't get any of this. I guess
I'll never understand women.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Well, you're not supposed to merge, after all, you're only
a man.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Emily.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh, thanks.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
In you you sent for me, mister gillsbie oohr yes,
in yes, sir, thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
H beautiful girl. That picture on your.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Desk, sir, your daughter, my fiancee, Jordan.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Hey Jordan, I have here a very valuable diamond pin
that just arrived from the store.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I want you to keep it.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Oh that's very kind of you, mister Gillespie, But really
it's for my fiance, Miss Cavendish. He after tonight, she'll
be missus Gillespie, you know. Oh yes, yes, sir, congratulations sir.
I'm sure Miss Cavendish will be happier with you than
she was with all the others.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Thank you, Jordan, Jordan, I want you to keep this
little trinket in your desk, so's I won't be tempted
to give it to Mona, Miss Cavendish before the wedding.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She's a very persuasive woman.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
You know, obviously, mister Gillespie, obviously.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
But I'm somewhat persuasive myself, Jordan.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
After all, it took a bit of doing to win
Miss Cavendish away from that chap she was engaged to.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Back in Hollywood, Harold Lambert.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh, yes, you mean the one that just lost all
his money in Law Street.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Maybe it was purely a coincidence, Jordan, the fact that
Miss Cavendish decided to shift her affections to just after
Lambert went broke.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Oh yes, sir, if you say so, sir, I think
so too, Sir. I'll put Miss Cavendish's gift at my desk, sir,
and then run out for a fast sandwich a little
behind him at work. You know, I want to thank
you for having the confidence to put it in my care.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh not at all, JD.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
You're honor, straightforward, trustworthy and besides, it's insured.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I looked all through the bank, Maizie, and I can't
find Eddie. Say, maybe he's in the vault.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh, they wouldn't put Eddie in the ball murdered. He's
a valuable man, I know, but he couldn't be that valuable.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well, you can't wait around for Eddy to show up
at that lunch date with Miss Cavendishes for one o'clock,
you know.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, well I'll just write it a note not to
wait for me for lunch. Let's see how to keep
his pencils in his desk drawer.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
But you shouldn't do that, Maisie. Look through Eddie's I mean,
after all, you're not married yet.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, maybe you're right. Merton. Do you see what I see?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
A package?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Different? Oh say do you think maybe that's the birthday
present Eddie got for you?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Huh? Merton, Foster grouper. If you're suggesting that I open
this package to see what Eddie got me seven whole
days before my birthday. I'm ashamed of you.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I didn't suggest anything, Majie.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
But you're thinking that I should. Why. I'd bet if
this present was for you, you'd pick it up and
shake it like this to see if you could guess
what's in it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh gosh, it sure sounds expensive.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
I wonder if it's jewelry.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Merton, false grouper. How can you be so utterly curious?
Do you really think it is?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I guess you'll just have to wait till your birthday
to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, Merton, I'm ashamed of what you're suggesting.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Eddie would certainly be angry if he found out that
somebody had opened this package before it was supposed to be. Yeah,
he would be, but he'd never find out if it
were rewrapped.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Carefully, No, he'd never find out.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But it's not a nice thing to do.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
No, not a nice thing.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
No. But if I don't find out what's inside, I
won't sleep nights and I'll get circles under my eyes.
And Eddie'd be very miserable because it'd be his fault. Yeah, yeah,
he started to worry and gets sick and wouldn't be
able to show up at the bank and he'd be fired. Yeah,
and you just talked me into it. Open this package.
Just save Eddie's whole future.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh gee, I I sure am a convincing one, ain't I. Mazie.
I hope you won't be sorry for taking this courageous
move to save Eddie's john.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I won't be murged unless it's something I can't use.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah. Wow, get a load of that pin, Mazie.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Gosh, yeah, just what I just found.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Out I wanted?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Wowy a heart shaped pin, lousy with diamonds and rubies
and emeralds.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Oh gosh. It must have set Eddie back at least
twelve bucks.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh easy, This here is real imitation, all bad.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Sure, and look, Mazie that there's an inscription on the
inside from Eddie to you.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh telamikins from her babycuit Murton, isn't that Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
And it rhymes too, Say I'll bet on the Mona
Cavendish's fellas ever wrote stuff like that there to her.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Huh yeah, somebody out of shore what true love really is?
Oh no, now you're going too far, I am Yeah,
suggesting in your sly manner that I wear this pin
when I have lunch with Mona so that I can
show her something that I've got that she'll never have.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I suggested you do that, Mazie. I'm a bad.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Boy, you certainly are. Why if I put this pin
on before my birthday just to show off in kind
of Mona? And he'd be furious if he found out?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, furious, But he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Find out if I got this pin back in the
box and I'll we wrapped before he knew it was missing.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, I wouldn't find out. And you talked me into
doing it, Well, shame on me.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
When I call on Mona, I'm going to wear this
pin for her sake. For her, Yeah, the poor kid
must find out some way what she's missing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in just
a moment. All back too, Hi, Mana, you remember me?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Well?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Well, if it isn't miss Hardway of nineteen forty five,
Mazy Revere, Oh come in, my dear, lunch is about ready?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh well, thanks, dear, I'm so hungry I could eat
a horse years. You always had a healthy appetite, darling,
But I'm sorry. The Waldorf cuisine is fresh out of
horse today. I'm having them send up some roast pheasants
on the glass instead, and the glass my favorite dish, Darling,
yours too. Yeah, but do let's sit down, mazie. I'm
utterly exhausted. All that traveling, you know, it must be
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quite fatigue, my dear, all those round trips from Niagara
Falls to Reno and.
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Bag Oh you've read about my rich husbands I gather I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Still gathering them, darling.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Oh, but of course my latest fiance happens to be
a banker.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Tonight he'll be my husband. Oh how nice for you?
Is he as handsome as that Harold Lambert he just
gave the brush too.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Oh no, this one is much older, and he's more
the autistic type, writes a beautiful check.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh well, as that age is nice if they can
do something.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Yes, oh, darling, I wish you could see something. I
don't happen to have it here. But my fiance bought
me a gift this morning that will simply knock your
eye out.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh well, how nice. I hate to do this to you, darling.
But my fiance also bought me a bit of a trinket,
and I can show it to you because I'm wearing
it under my coat. Would you care to see it?
Do I have any choice?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
This is my turn at bad.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Look that.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Pean was given to you by your fiance. Yeah, pretty
little barble, ain't it. I bet you've never seen anything
like this before. That's what you think. Uh huh, the
big hearted darling just wrong. Save a penny of all
that money he makes at the bank in the bank,
the Wall Street Trust. Well, he guessed it, darling. You
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must be pretty smart, not as smart as I thought
I was. Your Pardon me now, Mazie. I've got to
see my lawyer about a little hot bomb suit. And
I don't want to rub it in Mona. But you
should see the inscription he put on the back of
the pen. It said two lamikins from her baby kits. Yeah,
he had you guess it. A little bird whispered it
(17:35):
in my ear, a cooked goose.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
You've got to believe me, mister Gillespie. I didn't know
a thing about it. If there's anything I can.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Do with committing Harry Carey on yourself, be asking too much?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Gosh, isn't that a little drastic?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So what do you expect me to do? Congratulate you?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Not only did Mona stole them into my office and
break a golf club over my head, my best buttter,
but she's also suing me for heartbam and wired Harold
Lambert to fly here from the coast and marrier.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
She's marrying him instead of a banker like you.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
Yes, after I had already taken out a marriage license.
Oh I feel miserable. Yeah, two dollars wasted.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And a four percented Drews that would be No, what's
the used? Get out, George? You're fired.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Just wait till I get hold of that blonde sabatorum Mazie, No,
I don't understand why you did it, lammikins. Can you
tell me again? Slowly?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
But don't you understand, Eddie, I didn't know that your
boss that he that she did I that you well
that pin. You can't blame me for that, can you can?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
I watch Eddie maze means that when she opened it
and put it on, that it was intended from him
to her instead of from you to her.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Exactly, Thank you, Merton, you have such a clear way
of explaining it.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
It's okay. Thanks that that's why you really can't hold
it against her, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
I could if I knew what to hold against her. Mazie,
how can you do so many dumb things in one day?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
But it's easy when you use your head, Eddiewhere you
going to return.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
This pin to mister Gillespie, Then I'm going to a psychiatrsy.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well, you you still love me, don't you, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, that's why I'm going to a psychiatrist.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Well, Maysie, at least Eddie does understand, and he's still
nuts about you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, he's nuts, all right. I don't deserve it, and.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
That there, mister Gillespie sure must be a louse firing
Eddie for such a such a natural mistake.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, murt I just gotta get Gillespie and Mona back together.
If any two people deserved each other, they do.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah, But how are you gonna do it, Maysie. Mona
is marrying that fella, Harald Lambert tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
But if I went to that wedding and sort of
disillusion Mona about him, Gillespie might get a chance to
straighten things out with.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Her and give Eddie back his job with a raise.
Maybe then you and Eddie could get married and live
happily ever after.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna have kids, a home, a car
so you can see her. We gotta do it for
Gillespie's sake.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yeah, for his sake exactly.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Now I've never seen Eddie's boss, I mean xboss, I mean,
but if Mona is what he wants, Mona is what
he's gonna get. Now I'll just get into my stage makeup.
I got just the right outfit to wear, so Mona
won't suspect it me. Then at the wedding tonight.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
We are gathered here tonight to witness the marriage.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And no, not Cavendish.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Oh thank you can never understand my own handwriting these
marriage sertificates. The marriage Emnic cavendis.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
To Samuel Gillespie.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
The thing you, darling, Darling, you're the fault for me.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Remember, I don't care how many you've had, my dear. No.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
I realized what a truly unusual woman you are for
believing my story about that diamond pin and deciding to
marry me instead of that Lambert man.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Oh Sam, I just knew you were the only man
in the world for me when you gave me that
beautiful ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Pin, Yes, how did you know it was worth ten thousand?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I had the praise? Continue with the ceremony, Judge.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, and now before I pronounce your tool man and
gold Egger, I mean a man and wife.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Is there anybody friend who can give Judge gone for
this marriage not become smaded?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I do you do?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Say?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Don't you recognize me? Darling? I'm the wife who deserted
fifteen years ago in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That Shaly.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I was never in Pittsburgh, Yes you were. It was
so dark there maybe you couldn't tell.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Darling?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Is this true?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know I never even saw this woman.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Don't give me that. It's never that dark in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Oh, mister Gillsbie, you've deserted a wife for right, and
now you want to marry another one.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh, darling, you can't bring home another wife to live
with us. We have such a small house, you.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Mona, darling, this is some sort of a joke.
Speaker 12 (22:39):
But if it is, I don't appreciate your sense of humor.
How could you even think of marrying me without even
getting a divorce?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yes, and giving me enough money to support our Ethelbert yes,
you have a child.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
This is ridiculous. If I had a child, what I
name it el?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Besides being cheap, you were all so nasty.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Well, oh listen rather ringular and you're sudden. Somebody hasn't
made a mistake.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yes, I have almost.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Oh wait, don't go, Mona.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Look here, please, darling, misses our son.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Remember Aha, that's where I've got you. Whoere is proof
proof that I am the father of this? This Olbert?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
So he wants proof?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
He wants proof? I said, he wants proof?
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Here? I am daddy.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You're you're my son?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Uh huh, but it could be.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
He looks like an ethel Moana. You've got to believe me.
I've never been married, so this can't be my son.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
He is, and I can prove it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
He is?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
How son? Tell him?
Speaker 6 (23:50):
I admit it.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Well that's enough proof for me. I'm calling this wedding off, Sam, Sam.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But I thought, Mona, Darling, please marry me, just this one.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
I wouldn't marry you now if you owned all the
banks in the world instead of one easily one, mister Gillespie.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Gillespie, what did you say? I said, no, you staying here?
San Gillspie going.
Speaker 12 (24:12):
I'm the one that's going the next time a man
asks me to marry him, I'm going to make sure
there isn't any other woman cutting in on my alimony.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well so that's all she wanted to eh.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Yeah, just your name, mister Gillespie. Oh you're a lucky
dog to found out in time.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'm sorry, mister Gillespie. I didn't think.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm the one who didn't take look me.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
I don't know what all this deserted wife thing was about,
but I owe you a debt of gratitude.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
If there's anything I can do to repay you, well.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yes, you can give Eddy Jordan my fellow, but we'll
give him back a job.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh shure s. I'll even raise his salary two dollars
a week.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh well, and when my thing, mister Gillespie, I like
you to talk to Eddie and ask himself. And I
simply have to.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Know, certainly, what do you want me to ask? You?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Ask him what he really getting me for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Mazie. Now once again, here's Mazie.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well so mona married Lambert and she's off for Niagara
falls again, is if the falls needed another drip like her,
and mister Gillespie learned his lesson too. He's one fellow
that was already to embark on the Sea of matrimony.
That was glad he missed the boat.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
HM.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Funny thing, though, I can only be sorry for girls
like Mona too. She has mink coats and sable wraps.
But well, you can't take it with you. And where
Mona's going, it'll be warm enough without him. Well, I
got to rush back to Eddie and tell him his
job was waiting for him again. And I was really
only kiddinga about being so curious about what Eddie's getting
(26:42):
me for my birthday. But I'm sure hope it in
a book to read. I already read a book.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You have just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and
Southern Mazie, was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was
composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included Pat mcgeeon,
Joan Banks, Sidney Miller, Hans Conried, and Frank Nelson.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
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