June 26, 2025 • 27 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, babe, say how about out?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. All remember Metro
Golden Mayors, famous Mazie pictures.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Just a moment you'll.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you
all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
And Southern, but first you're announcer, and.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Now here is Anne Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yep, I'm maze like a fellow, just said Mazie Revere
from Brooklyn. I love Brooklyn when I'm away from it.
I miss here in that beautiful accent purrent in my ears,
And of course I miss Eddie. Eddie Jordan's the good looking,
swee talk and lovable, lazy, no good bomb. I'm engaged too.
We're gonna get married as soon as he gets a
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little money. But it's not easy because he's allergic to
work and too nervous to be a burglar. But it's
nice to be back in Brooklyn and missus Kennedy's room
and house where we both live, if you can call
it a living. Eddie and I I both have been
looking for jobs, but when I come back, Eddie's always
home before sitting in the sitting room, taking it easy
(02:07):
like now.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
For instance, Hi, doll, how are you?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Don't ask me? I might tell you what a day?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh you look gorgeous, dream boot and he luck at it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, And you know I ought to have my head
examine for going to see that psychiatrist the things he
expects of a receptionist. How about you?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No luck, Mazie. There wasn't anything at the Kelly Employment Agency,
so I walked all over town looking for work. Really, Eddie, sure, doll,
you don't think i'd lie to you, do you?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh? Fine? Here I am beating my feet off to
get a job so we can get married and settled down.
You accuse me of lying to you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't know why of a doubt you, Eddie, except
you such a stinker. Sometimes I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sit down, I hear in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Eddie is such a sweet guy. And that ouch, there's
something in your best pocket is sticking into me. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, no, never mind, never.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Mind, I've got it. It's a nice fresh punk of
pool talk.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, okay, So I was playing Kelly pool today and
got a hot tip and lost ten bucks. But you
ought to be ashamed of yourself for not trusting me.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But how can I trust you when you never tell
me the truth?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
So what you gotta trust a guy anyway? I'm going
to what a man?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Lazy?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Where are you lazy in the sitting room?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Oh, Jeane lazy? I've been wanting to talk to you
all day.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What's it about?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Somebody who's very much interested in you?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You mean my boyfriend Eddie Jordan.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
No, I mean, I mean you're silent lover me, met
and false groul there?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, what's the trouble mind?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Mazie? Can I ask you a frank question?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Everybody else says, why should you be an exception? But
I born you the usual answer to the usual question,
as usual while they know, well.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Mazie, did you ever have the feeling that you were
a little nuts?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
No? But my friends get that feeling about me all
the time.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No, no, no, I mean did anything anything weird ever
happen to you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Constantly? But never mind? What's your problem?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, Masie, I've been bothered by dreams.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Blondes brunettes are redheads.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
No regular dreams, and they sort of come true. One
night I dream about something. The next day, it happens,
give me it. For instance, Well, two days ago I
dreat that your boyfriend Eddie Jordan would lose his job.
Yesterday he lost it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh that's not being psychic, It is just running through
the forearm.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And I dreamed that our landlady, Missus Kennedy would get
in a fight with a boyfriend on the way home tonight.
But that hasn't had time to come through yet.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
See, all you have to do is give Missus Kendy
a couple of days and she's sort of get in
a fight with somebody. Now, I wouldn't worry about your dreams.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Well, I had another dream. I dreamt that you kissed me, and.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're a real nice kid and I like you a lot.
But that dream isn't coming true.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Oh you might as well kiss me, Maisie. You're going
too sooner or later. It's fake.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hey, what's going on here? Well? Well it's merton my competition.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Ah, your father's mustag, your sister smokes a pipe, your
mother wears army shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Boys, boys would think to hear your talk that you
didn't come from families of breeding and culture, which you.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Didn't, Mazie. I came back to forgive you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Tell me what's this character trying to do? Romantic?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Sure I was, at least I think I was.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
So what else is now?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Eddie? Are you even a little jealous?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But he was making love to me. Hey, wait a minute, Eddie,
I'm talking about wild pasted it love.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Get mad already, Mazie. For God's sakes, I don't want
to get in a fight over some fun I never had.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, So I was just kidding. But Merton here said
he had a dream that I was going to kiss him.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Yeah, and my dreams have all been coming true lately.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's impossible. Any fool knows that.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Okay, so you know it. I also dream that Missus
Kennedy would get into a fight with a boyfriend this afternoon.
But she hasn't got in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh it's Eddy and Merton and me, Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Oh what's going on? You fellows? Changing shifts?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
We're just talking, say, Missus Kennedy, can I ask you
a personal question?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
If it's about the plumbing in this house? My answer
is no, I'm not gonna buy a bigger water heater.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think Merton wanted to ask how you were getting
wrong with your boyfriend Leicester.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Oh I'm not gonna tell you why.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Missus Kennedy, oh.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
G doesn't look as though she had a fight, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I guess you and Lester getting along pretty well. He
Missus Kennedy is.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Just beautifully today. We had the most wonderful fight. Oh,
we were so much.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Fun making up afterwards.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Hey, she had a fight, after all.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I wasn't gonna let anybody call me a creaking old crow,
especially somebody I was deeply in love with.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
So I slugged him. He picked up a lamp and
hit me with it, and I stuck his nose and
the light socket er. Speaking of lights, I'll turn these
off in here.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Oh it's dark.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh well I like it this way. Come here, baby,
give your Eddie a nice, big kissed. Who cares about
Merton besides it's dark. Come on, love, boot, come to
your dream.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh Eddie, let go of me. All right, he's just
one kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hey, Mazie, you're not kissing me.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Huh, Well, I just kissed somebody.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Happy my dream came true?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Holy smoke. Maybe the kid's got something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Good morning, everybody, Good Marten, thank you, Gee Maysy I
dreamed about you last night.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, I hope I come true. Do you know, missus
Kennedy Murden dream night before lasted you would have a
fight with your boyfriend, And sure enough you did.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Let me know when you dream about something more interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
And I had another dream too, but this time it
was about a horse race who won? Well, you know
how it is that the races, everybody was yelling and screaming,
and well I couldn't hear very well. But the horse
was called dirty shoes. I think dirty shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Wait just a minute, I happen to know what's running today.
The horses are called dirty neck, dirty dirty, and dirty stree.
But there doesn't happen to be any dirty shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh ah, that's a fine tip.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Might well come to think of it that that horse
wasn't playing dirty shoes after all. Now I'm not sure
what it was. Isn't that funny? By fine? Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The poor kid, what's the matter? But the personality like that,
he isn't going to live very long? Oh oh, another
murderous day.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm dead. I'm not used to this.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know this is the first time you've gone out
and look for work, but you've actually looked for work.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Honest, Mazie, I don't spend much time playing pool.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, but every time anybody handed your pencil today you
started to chalk the.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
End of it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh well, that's just a nervous habit from my childhood.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I know. And you're still in it. And Kennedy want
to get done. Robbed a liquor store.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Hello, children, you know that? Excuse me that tip we
got on a horse from Merton Falls Gruber.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I told you we should have bet on dirty Neck.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Will you kindly have the courtesy to let me, excuse
me continue my story?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, Well what happened, missus Kennedy?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Rock them loaded with money? Well?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I looked over the horses racing in Florida, and I said,
Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I always call myself missus Kennedy. Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I said, you might just as well, excuse me, make
a jackass out of yourself and bet on this horse.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
This is obviously the right one. Oh with it.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What's the horse name? Dirty Shoes?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
No, dearie, it was called Muddy Boobs.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Fine, I'm going upstairs and get dressed. I'm going to
holy smoke Eddie. He was right again.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, see, maybe we could promote Merton promoting. Yeah, Oh,
we need is three or four good dreams for Merton
and we can clean up.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh you mean enough to get married on maybe?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh Eddie, you think of the most real martic ideas.
Oh Merton, goldbody.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Old pal.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
What's the matter with everybody?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Why? Nothing's the matter? Martin?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Everybody's acting so nice to me.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Missus Kennedy cleaned up on that horse you dreamed about,
and you just got to do some more dreaming for me.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Oh gee, maybe you'll know that I do anything for you.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, we need a couple more horses get lost.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I'll listen you little.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Please, you are speaking of the dreamer I love.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Huh you see still mean that lazy?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well we'll discuss that later when we're all rich. Now,
how about squeeze? Not a quick little dream right now?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Sure? Only I'm not sleepy.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Come on, Eddie, I need your help. Lie down on
the couch.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Mar Okay, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We got to put this boy to sleep. Tell him
how you used to be a football star in high school?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Are you insinuating that my football stories are boring?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I'm guaranteeing it. In the meantime, I'll be seeing it
all for a blank day. Well go ahead, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well you see, I was pretty light when I went
out for the team, but I was fast. The coach
took one look at me and said, Jordan, you're fast,
you're smart.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
But the first time your tackles you'll break into I
just laughed at even.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
That was a beautiful job. He's sleeping like a baby.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, but I feel fine, Merton.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We just got to get a couple of dreams that'll
come true out of you tonight. Or I don't feel
sleepy at all. Eddie, Hey, wake up.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Oh no, everybody, I'm going out now.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You're going out with Lester again.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
I've got money tonight, and I can afford a better
class a boyfriend, Merton. Here's a little present for the
tips on the horse.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Oh gee, thanks Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Goodbye.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh you see, Merton, you're starting to make money already.
Missus Kennedy was so grateful she gave you a dollar.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, and to think I ain't a sleeping.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh come on, Eddie, we've got to introduce Merton to
the sand Man.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Oh no, Maijie, I'm so excited about this, I don't
think I'll ever go to sleep again.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
The Adventures of Maisie, starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You getting sleepy now, American?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh me, you don't know? How could I get sleepy
dancing with you? Lazy gee? This is the most exciting
time I've ever had my life.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm exciting, Martin.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I've got a great idea. Yeah, what you and I
need is a good workout. I know a private gym,
or you and I can put on the gloves and
do a little boxing.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
How about it, Marton. I think he's got a good idea.
There the spin will put your right to sleep if
Eddie doesn't do it first, keep your left out there, Americans,
watch out for his right hook. Keep your weight when
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you're punched, careful, Addy, he's sack. You're over Veriet Eddie, American,
you're first straight laught. Okay, take him up and take
him to the shower's murten.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Okay, I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sit down, please, thank you.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Do you know which one of you is the patient?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Here we are, sly.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Doses the eyelids, hand shaking, a bit nose twitching, a
little eyes rather red.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I am not a patient.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
I am, and I'll get to you later.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
This case is more interesting that we don't care about him. Doctor.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
You're rather interesting too, very interesting now that you're standing
in the line.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Doctor. Never mind Eddie, but we wanted a prescription for
a couple of sleeps and kill the merton.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Here you please, my dear young lady. I do the
diagnosing and prescribing around here, and for you I would
suggest a long relaxing drive in the country is then
back town for dinner in some tiny, intimate little restaurant,
then the theater, all this, of course in the company
of an intelligent, older professional man.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Are you interested? No, but I can see you are.
You're drooling a little excuse me, And while you're at it,
you might pop your eyes back in where they belong.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Could I help it? If they want to look and
live a little you he'll then you're the patient. Yeah,
if I gave him a sleeping pill, what difference would
it make? It's the idea.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Back of all. Well, you see, doctor, when when he's
asleep he has dreams and.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
The dreams come true.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah, that's right, doctor. A lot of my dreams come true.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
I see you believe that, do you?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Oh? Sure?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Well?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
And you believe it too.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Of course I do.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Well, two of.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You and you, Oh well, I suppose you think we're
all a little nuts.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
You suppose I think so? Oh that's very amusing.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, now, please, doctor, we're not kidding about this. Merton
has dreams that come true. He dreamed about a horse
waist last night, and it came in and paid over
twenty to one.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Of course it did.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Certainly.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They tell me.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Have you ever been in a room alone and heard voices?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Certainly? Lots of time.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
And do you know why you heard the voices?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Sure? Because the radio was on?
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Yeah, I see it stepped into this room.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Okay, yeah, after you, after you, after you.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Holy smoke, we're up in the hall again. Right done, well,
that did it? You might as well go home.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I guess you thought we were nuts.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You know something, I'm beginning to wonder if he isn't right. Well,
here we are again.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah, I still feel wide awake.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Two sleepy people in Martin, the greatest untapped source of
wealth outside of Texas.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You know, I think I'll try to dream about the
stock market sometimes.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh well, the sooner the better, Merton, and make it
an inexpensive stock. Will you please?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
You know what? I feel so good? I bet I
can jump from here to the top step on the porch.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I bet I can get to the top step on
the porch if I crawl on my hands and knees.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
He watches watches everybody one, two, three, Holy smoke, what
a tumble?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, luckily he fell on his head. Merton, Are you
all right?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Martin?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
May see he's out cold?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh what upbreak quick? He take him upstairs and put
him to bed?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, right away?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And see did you take a shoe off? We wanted
to be real comfortable and dream of the best dream
he can think of.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
What's the matter with that guy? Why hasn't he come
down yet?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh, don't be impatient, Eddy, Remember he's been dreaming little
dreams for us.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Here he comes. Now he's coming downstairs. Oh yeah, you
better have something good around Hello Merton, old hell.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Good morning, Murden, Hello, Murten, Eh, nighton, Ho's what's kid?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Who's Martin? And who are you?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
People?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Hey? Where am I? Now?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Look here?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Eddie? Oh don't you know where you are? Merton? This
is missus Kennedy's roomin house, said Eddie, I'm lazy, and
this is missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
You read member me, don't you.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
I've never seen any of you people before.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
My gosh, god, amnesia.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You're right, he doesn't even know who he is.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
But don't you even remember name?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Who are you? My wife? Till me a baby?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I look, Merton, keep your hands to yourself? What are
you an octopus? Already?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Who's this mating? You keep talking about?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Who? That's you? Merton falls Krueber Ha.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Nobody but a jerk would have a name like that.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I think he's beginning to recognize himself.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And look, did you have to have any interesting dreams
last night?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah? Tell me a baby?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I mean any other dreams?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh oh oh yeah sure I had a dream to
that that I think is going to come true. But
I don't know you people, and I don't trust.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You, not even me.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Well, could we discuss this privately?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Excuse us Eddie and missus Kennedy a ride in here.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
After you, mister.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
That little so and so?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now, don't worry Eddie, he's harmless.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Did that?
Speaker 6 (22:09):
At least he used to be harmless. I wonder if
Mazie you'll find out what his dream was.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I wonder if it'll be worth it if she does.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
You know, I think that boy's growing up now. Last
week he took down his pictures of pop Along Cassidy
and put up pictures of Vester Williams and not a turner.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
What's going on in there?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Oh, they're probably just chatting.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Wow, what kind of conversation is that.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
You want to find out what his dream was?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Don't you sure? Certainly?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
I know you're torn between love for Mazie and love
for money.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, there's only one right thing to do, that's right, Eddie,
love that money.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
When they went into the sitting room, didn't he say
after you, miss Revered?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:58):
So what if he's got a niegia? How would he
know her name was Revere?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I've been robbed. Hey, open up in there.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I know you're a Fagan merchant.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
They don't answer.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mazy he's faking. He hasn't got amnesia yet.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Now, Harriet Murdener, you'll be late to the office just
a minute.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He's a cute kid. You can't blame him, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
What about the dream?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
But it's a funny thing we were talking about the
stock market in Texas just before he slipped and knocked himself.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Out, and he dreamed up a stock.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, we got to find a stock called Texas Oil
and put everything we've got into it. Hello, yeah, that's right,
Texas Oil. What did it do today? If you see
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what do you say?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
What do you say? Mai?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Will you be quiet already? I can't hear him? Hello?
What did you say again? Okay, dangs?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It went up three points?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Oh hey, that's quite crazy, wonderful.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And it went down three and a half point.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh well, at least it's active.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, it's sort of quivering.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Amazing that. You couldn't be wrong about this, could you?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well he said it was something like Texas Oil.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well, we've got to give it a chance to start rising.
You know he's been right so far.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Anybody huh oh, here we are, Murton.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Boy, it was great, wasn't it? Kind of the thought
of it be.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
So lucky somehow, I don't like the sound of this.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We're lucky about what?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Look at that?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Want?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
The dream came through again. I won eight hundred and
thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You want it?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh? Merton?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
He wanted on what it's right here in the paper.
I put all the money I had on this horse
in the fifth at Hyaliah.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
What's the name of that horse?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh my gosh. The horse is called the Earl of Texas.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, Martin.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I thought you said.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Earl Oh I l oh no, Mazie, you got it wrong.
What I said was oil e a, I l oil
oh no.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
And the moment we shall return to the adventures of Mazie.
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And now once again here's Mazy.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Well.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I should have known if I fooled with the market,
the mark would fool me right back. And instead of
being a stockholder or a bondholder as usual, I turned
out to be a bag holder. We didn't lose too much.
We sold the stock the next day, and the day
after it went up ten points. Murton was so happy
about winning all that money that he threw a banquet
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for everybody, gave himself a terrific stomach ache, and never
had another dream that came through. As for my boyfriend Eddie, Well,
I should have guessed what would happen. He claims. If
Merton could have dreams that come true, he could too,
and he hasn't been out of bed for a week. Well,
I gotta find some kind of a job. Come on, free,
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get moving.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
You've just heard.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Green.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Sidney Miller, Elvia Allman, Pat mcgehon, and Frank Nelson.
Jack McCoy speaking
Hi, babe, say how about out?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. All remember Metro
Golden Mayors, famous Mazie pictures.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Just a moment you'll.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you
all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
And Southern, but first you're announcer, and.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Now here is Anne Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yep, I'm maze like a fellow, just said Mazie Revere
from Brooklyn. I love Brooklyn when I'm away from it.
I miss here in that beautiful accent purrent in my ears,
And of course I miss Eddie. Eddie Jordan's the good looking,
swee talk and lovable, lazy, no good bomb. I'm engaged too.
We're gonna get married as soon as he gets a
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little money. But it's not easy because he's allergic to
work and too nervous to be a burglar. But it's
nice to be back in Brooklyn and missus Kennedy's room
and house where we both live, if you can call
it a living. Eddie and I I both have been
looking for jobs, but when I come back, Eddie's always
home before sitting in the sitting room, taking it easy
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like now.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
For instance, Hi, doll, how are you?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Don't ask me? I might tell you what a day?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh you look gorgeous, dream boot and he luck at it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, And you know I ought to have my head
examine for going to see that psychiatrist the things he
expects of a receptionist. How about you?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No luck, Mazie. There wasn't anything at the Kelly Employment Agency,
so I walked all over town looking for work. Really, Eddie, sure, doll,
you don't think i'd lie to you, do you?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh? Fine? Here I am beating my feet off to
get a job so we can get married and settled down.
You accuse me of lying to you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't know why of a doubt you, Eddie, except
you such a stinker. Sometimes I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sit down, I hear in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Eddie is such a sweet guy. And that ouch, there's
something in your best pocket is sticking into me. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, no, never mind, never.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Mind, I've got it. It's a nice fresh punk of
pool talk.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, okay, So I was playing Kelly pool today and
got a hot tip and lost ten bucks. But you
ought to be ashamed of yourself for not trusting me.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But how can I trust you when you never tell
me the truth?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
So what you gotta trust a guy anyway? I'm going
to what a man?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Lazy?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Where are you lazy in the sitting room?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Oh, Jeane lazy? I've been wanting to talk to you
all day.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What's it about?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Somebody who's very much interested in you?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You mean my boyfriend Eddie Jordan.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
No, I mean, I mean you're silent lover me, met
and false groul there?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, what's the trouble mind?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Mazie? Can I ask you a frank question?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Everybody else says, why should you be an exception? But
I born you the usual answer to the usual question,
as usual while they know, well.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Mazie, did you ever have the feeling that you were
a little nuts?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
No? But my friends get that feeling about me all
the time.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No, no, no, I mean did anything anything weird ever
happen to you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Constantly? But never mind? What's your problem?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, Masie, I've been bothered by dreams.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Blondes brunettes are redheads.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
No regular dreams, and they sort of come true. One
night I dream about something. The next day, it happens,
give me it. For instance, Well, two days ago I
dreat that your boyfriend Eddie Jordan would lose his job.
Yesterday he lost it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh that's not being psychic, It is just running through
the forearm.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And I dreamed that our landlady, Missus Kennedy would get
in a fight with a boyfriend on the way home tonight.
But that hasn't had time to come through yet.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
See, all you have to do is give Missus Kendy
a couple of days and she's sort of get in
a fight with somebody. Now, I wouldn't worry about your dreams.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Well, I had another dream. I dreamt that you kissed me, and.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're a real nice kid and I like you a lot.
But that dream isn't coming true.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Oh you might as well kiss me, Maisie. You're going
too sooner or later. It's fake.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hey, what's going on here? Well? Well it's merton my competition.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Ah, your father's mustag, your sister smokes a pipe, your
mother wears army shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Boys, boys would think to hear your talk that you
didn't come from families of breeding and culture, which you.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Didn't, Mazie. I came back to forgive you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Tell me what's this character trying to do? Romantic?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Sure I was, at least I think I was.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
So what else is now?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Eddie? Are you even a little jealous?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But he was making love to me. Hey, wait a minute, Eddie,
I'm talking about wild pasted it love.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Get mad already, Mazie. For God's sakes, I don't want
to get in a fight over some fun I never had.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, So I was just kidding. But Merton here said
he had a dream that I was going to kiss him.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Yeah, and my dreams have all been coming true lately.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's impossible. Any fool knows that.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Okay, so you know it. I also dream that Missus
Kennedy would get into a fight with a boyfriend this afternoon.
But she hasn't got in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh it's Eddy and Merton and me, Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Oh what's going on? You fellows? Changing shifts?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
We're just talking, say, Missus Kennedy, can I ask you
a personal question?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
If it's about the plumbing in this house? My answer
is no, I'm not gonna buy a bigger water heater.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think Merton wanted to ask how you were getting
wrong with your boyfriend Leicester.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Oh I'm not gonna tell you why.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Missus Kennedy, oh.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
G doesn't look as though she had a fight, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I guess you and Lester getting along pretty well. He
Missus Kennedy is.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Just beautifully today. We had the most wonderful fight. Oh,
we were so much.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Fun making up afterwards.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Hey, she had a fight, after all.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I wasn't gonna let anybody call me a creaking old crow,
especially somebody I was deeply in love with.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
So I slugged him. He picked up a lamp and
hit me with it, and I stuck his nose and
the light socket er. Speaking of lights, I'll turn these
off in here.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Oh it's dark.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh well I like it this way. Come here, baby,
give your Eddie a nice, big kissed. Who cares about
Merton besides it's dark. Come on, love, boot, come to
your dream.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh Eddie, let go of me. All right, he's just
one kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hey, Mazie, you're not kissing me.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Huh, Well, I just kissed somebody.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Happy my dream came true?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Holy smoke. Maybe the kid's got something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Good morning, everybody, Good Marten, thank you, Gee Maysy I
dreamed about you last night.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, I hope I come true. Do you know, missus
Kennedy Murden dream night before lasted you would have a
fight with your boyfriend, And sure enough you did.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Let me know when you dream about something more interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
And I had another dream too, but this time it
was about a horse race who won? Well, you know
how it is that the races, everybody was yelling and screaming,
and well I couldn't hear very well. But the horse
was called dirty shoes. I think dirty shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Wait just a minute, I happen to know what's running today.
The horses are called dirty neck, dirty dirty, and dirty stree.
But there doesn't happen to be any dirty shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh ah, that's a fine tip.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Might well come to think of it that that horse
wasn't playing dirty shoes after all. Now I'm not sure
what it was. Isn't that funny? By fine? Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The poor kid, what's the matter? But the personality like that,
he isn't going to live very long? Oh oh, another
murderous day.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm dead. I'm not used to this.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know this is the first time you've gone out
and look for work, but you've actually looked for work.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Honest, Mazie, I don't spend much time playing pool.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, but every time anybody handed your pencil today you
started to chalk the.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
End of it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh well, that's just a nervous habit from my childhood.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I know. And you're still in it. And Kennedy want
to get done. Robbed a liquor store.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Hello, children, you know that? Excuse me that tip we
got on a horse from Merton Falls Gruber.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I told you we should have bet on dirty Neck.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Will you kindly have the courtesy to let me, excuse
me continue my story?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, Well what happened, missus Kennedy?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Rock them loaded with money? Well?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I looked over the horses racing in Florida, and I said,
Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I always call myself missus Kennedy. Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I said, you might just as well, excuse me, make
a jackass out of yourself and bet on this horse.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
This is obviously the right one. Oh with it.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What's the horse name? Dirty Shoes?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
No, dearie, it was called Muddy Boobs.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Fine, I'm going upstairs and get dressed. I'm going to
holy smoke Eddie. He was right again.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, see, maybe we could promote Merton promoting. Yeah, Oh,
we need is three or four good dreams for Merton
and we can clean up.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh you mean enough to get married on maybe?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh Eddie, you think of the most real martic ideas.
Oh Merton, goldbody.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Old pal.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
What's the matter with everybody?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Why? Nothing's the matter? Martin?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Everybody's acting so nice to me.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Missus Kennedy cleaned up on that horse you dreamed about,
and you just got to do some more dreaming for me.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Oh gee, maybe you'll know that I do anything for you.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, we need a couple more horses get lost.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I'll listen you little.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Please, you are speaking of the dreamer I love.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Huh you see still mean that lazy?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well we'll discuss that later when we're all rich. Now,
how about squeeze? Not a quick little dream right now?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Sure? Only I'm not sleepy.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Come on, Eddie, I need your help. Lie down on
the couch.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Mar Okay, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We got to put this boy to sleep. Tell him
how you used to be a football star in high school?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Are you insinuating that my football stories are boring?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I'm guaranteeing it. In the meantime, I'll be seeing it
all for a blank day. Well go ahead, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well you see, I was pretty light when I went
out for the team, but I was fast. The coach
took one look at me and said, Jordan, you're fast,
you're smart.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
But the first time your tackles you'll break into I
just laughed at even.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
That was a beautiful job. He's sleeping like a baby.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, but I feel fine, Merton.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We just got to get a couple of dreams that'll
come true out of you tonight. Or I don't feel
sleepy at all. Eddie, Hey, wake up.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Oh no, everybody, I'm going out now.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You're going out with Lester again.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
I've got money tonight, and I can afford a better
class a boyfriend, Merton. Here's a little present for the
tips on the horse.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Oh gee, thanks Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Goodbye.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh you see, Merton, you're starting to make money already.
Missus Kennedy was so grateful she gave you a dollar.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, and to think I ain't a sleeping.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh come on, Eddie, we've got to introduce Merton to
the sand Man.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Oh no, Maijie, I'm so excited about this, I don't
think I'll ever go to sleep again.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
The Adventures of Maisie, starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You getting sleepy now, American?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh me, you don't know? How could I get sleepy
dancing with you? Lazy gee? This is the most exciting
time I've ever had my life.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm exciting, Martin.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I've got a great idea. Yeah, what you and I
need is a good workout. I know a private gym,
or you and I can put on the gloves and
do a little boxing.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
How about it, Marton. I think he's got a good idea.
There the spin will put your right to sleep if
Eddie doesn't do it first, keep your left out there, Americans,
watch out for his right hook. Keep your weight when
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you're punched, careful, Addy, he's sack. You're over Veriet Eddie, American,
you're first straight laught. Okay, take him up and take
him to the shower's murten.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Okay, I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sit down, please, thank you.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Do you know which one of you is the patient?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Here we are, sly.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Doses the eyelids, hand shaking, a bit nose twitching, a
little eyes rather red.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I am not a patient.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
I am, and I'll get to you later.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
This case is more interesting that we don't care about him. Doctor.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
You're rather interesting too, very interesting now that you're standing
in the line.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Doctor. Never mind Eddie, but we wanted a prescription for
a couple of sleeps and kill the merton.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Here you please, my dear young lady. I do the
diagnosing and prescribing around here, and for you I would
suggest a long relaxing drive in the country is then
back town for dinner in some tiny, intimate little restaurant,
then the theater, all this, of course in the company
of an intelligent, older professional man.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Are you interested? No, but I can see you are.
You're drooling a little excuse me, And while you're at it,
you might pop your eyes back in where they belong.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Could I help it? If they want to look and
live a little you he'll then you're the patient. Yeah,
if I gave him a sleeping pill, what difference would
it make? It's the idea.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Back of all. Well, you see, doctor, when when he's
asleep he has dreams and.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
The dreams come true.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah, that's right, doctor. A lot of my dreams come true.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
I see you believe that, do you?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Oh? Sure?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Well?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
And you believe it too.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Of course I do.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Well, two of.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You and you, Oh well, I suppose you think we're
all a little nuts.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
You suppose I think so? Oh that's very amusing.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, now, please, doctor, we're not kidding about this. Merton
has dreams that come true. He dreamed about a horse
waist last night, and it came in and paid over
twenty to one.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Of course it did.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Certainly.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They tell me.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Have you ever been in a room alone and heard voices?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Certainly? Lots of time.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
And do you know why you heard the voices?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Sure? Because the radio was on?
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Yeah, I see it stepped into this room.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Okay, yeah, after you, after you, after you.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Holy smoke, we're up in the hall again. Right done, well,
that did it? You might as well go home.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I guess you thought we were nuts.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You know something, I'm beginning to wonder if he isn't right. Well,
here we are again.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah, I still feel wide awake.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Two sleepy people in Martin, the greatest untapped source of
wealth outside of Texas.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You know, I think I'll try to dream about the
stock market sometimes.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh well, the sooner the better, Merton, and make it
an inexpensive stock. Will you please?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
You know what? I feel so good? I bet I
can jump from here to the top step on the porch.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I bet I can get to the top step on
the porch if I crawl on my hands and knees.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
He watches watches everybody one, two, three, Holy smoke, what
a tumble?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, luckily he fell on his head. Merton, Are you
all right?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Martin?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
May see he's out cold?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh what upbreak quick? He take him upstairs and put
him to bed?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, right away?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And see did you take a shoe off? We wanted
to be real comfortable and dream of the best dream
he can think of.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
What's the matter with that guy? Why hasn't he come
down yet?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh, don't be impatient, Eddy, Remember he's been dreaming little
dreams for us.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Here he comes. Now he's coming downstairs. Oh yeah, you
better have something good around Hello Merton, old hell.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Good morning, Murden, Hello, Murten, Eh, nighton, Ho's what's kid?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Who's Martin? And who are you?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
People?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Hey? Where am I? Now?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Look here?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Eddie? Oh don't you know where you are? Merton? This
is missus Kennedy's roomin house, said Eddie, I'm lazy, and
this is missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
You read member me, don't you.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
I've never seen any of you people before.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
My gosh, god, amnesia.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You're right, he doesn't even know who he is.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
But don't you even remember name?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Who are you? My wife? Till me a baby?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I look, Merton, keep your hands to yourself? What are
you an octopus? Already?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Who's this mating? You keep talking about?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Who? That's you? Merton falls Krueber Ha.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Nobody but a jerk would have a name like that.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I think he's beginning to recognize himself.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And look, did you have to have any interesting dreams
last night?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah? Tell me a baby?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I mean any other dreams?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh oh oh yeah sure I had a dream to
that that I think is going to come true. But
I don't know you people, and I don't trust.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You, not even me.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Well, could we discuss this privately?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Excuse us Eddie and missus Kennedy a ride in here.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
After you, mister.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
That little so and so?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now, don't worry Eddie, he's harmless.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Did that?
Speaker 6 (22:09):
At least he used to be harmless. I wonder if
Mazie you'll find out what his dream was.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I wonder if it'll be worth it if she does.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
You know, I think that boy's growing up now. Last
week he took down his pictures of pop Along Cassidy
and put up pictures of Vester Williams and not a turner.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
What's going on in there?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Oh, they're probably just chatting.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Wow, what kind of conversation is that.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
You want to find out what his dream was?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Don't you sure? Certainly?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
I know you're torn between love for Mazie and love
for money.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, there's only one right thing to do, that's right, Eddie,
love that money.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
When they went into the sitting room, didn't he say
after you, miss Revered?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:58):
So what if he's got a niegia? How would he
know her name was Revere?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I've been robbed. Hey, open up in there.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I know you're a Fagan merchant.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
They don't answer.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mazy he's faking. He hasn't got amnesia yet.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Now, Harriet Murdener, you'll be late to the office just
a minute.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He's a cute kid. You can't blame him, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
What about the dream?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
But it's a funny thing we were talking about the
stock market in Texas just before he slipped and knocked himself.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Out, and he dreamed up a stock.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, we got to find a stock called Texas Oil
and put everything we've got into it. Hello, yeah, that's right,
Texas Oil. What did it do today? If you see
(23:55):
what do you say?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
What do you say? Mai?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Will you be quiet already? I can't hear him? Hello?
What did you say again? Okay, dangs?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It went up three points?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Oh hey, that's quite crazy, wonderful.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And it went down three and a half point.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh well, at least it's active.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, it's sort of quivering.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Amazing that. You couldn't be wrong about this, could you?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well he said it was something like Texas Oil.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well, we've got to give it a chance to start rising.
You know he's been right so far.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Anybody huh oh, here we are, Murton.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Boy, it was great, wasn't it? Kind of the thought
of it be.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
So lucky somehow, I don't like the sound of this.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We're lucky about what?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Look at that?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Want?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
The dream came through again. I won eight hundred and
thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You want it?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh? Merton?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
He wanted on what it's right here in the paper.
I put all the money I had on this horse
in the fifth at Hyaliah.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
What's the name of that horse?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh my gosh. The horse is called the Earl of Texas.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, Martin.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I thought you said.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Earl Oh I l oh no, Mazie, you got it wrong.
What I said was oil e a, I l oil
oh no.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
And the moment we shall return to the adventures of Mazie.
(26:04):
And now once again here's Mazy.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Well.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I should have known if I fooled with the market,
the mark would fool me right back. And instead of
being a stockholder or a bondholder as usual, I turned
out to be a bag holder. We didn't lose too much.
We sold the stock the next day, and the day
after it went up ten points. Murton was so happy
about winning all that money that he threw a banquet
(26:29):
for everybody, gave himself a terrific stomach ache, and never
had another dream that came through. As for my boyfriend Eddie, Well,
I should have guessed what would happen. He claims. If
Merton could have dreams that come true, he could too,
and he hasn't been out of bed for a week. Well,
I gotta find some kind of a job. Come on, free,
(26:51):
get moving.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
You've just heard.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Green.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Sidney Miller, Elvia Allman, Pat mcgehon, and Frank Nelson.
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