May 22, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I have bab say, how about.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. Just a moment you'll
hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you
all went to see and loved on the screen. And Southern.
(00:35):
But first you're an outswer And now here's Anne Southern
(01:14):
as Mazy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yep, I'm maze like the fellow just said, Maze Revere.
A long time ago, I entered an amateur contest because
I wanted to go in show business. I remember I
did an acrobatic act where I kicked the back of
my head.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I guess I kicked it a little too hard, because
ever since that I've been in show business. Anyway, this morning,
my agent called me from the phone booth, which is
his office. It seems that some rich society maker was
given a big banquet out in her mansion in upstate
New York and she needed an act, so I was hired.
The banquet isn't said until ten tonight, but I decided
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to start out early because traveling schedules are so uncertain
these days, especially when you're hitch hiking. So when I
finally arrived in the town where Missus Hargraves lives and
struggled a few miles up the private road that leads
to this oversized country club she calls home, I was
so tired I had a backup and take a run
and start to press the doorbell. You good afternoon, honey,
(02:20):
I'm made you Revere. Max sent me Max Snax.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Howard ooh, the theatrical agent.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, that's what I said, But I'd like to see
Missus Hargraves, I am she. Oh, well, I'm sorry, honey.
I didn't think you rich dames ever did your own
door opening.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Disgusting, as did my dear. Yeah, but you'll probably know
the inferior caliber of servants one gets nowadays.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh yes, i'll pay just too too loudy well, missus Hargraves,
Just how much do I get for my performance tonight?
Max forgot to mention the money.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Money, miss Revere. Tonight's AFIR is a.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Benefit now, wonder he forgot to mention it.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yes, my dear, you see, I am extending the use
of my home to raise funds for my favorite charity.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ah what is it to build a home for destitute
polo players?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Hardly, my dear. We intend to use the proceeds to
enlarge the facilities of our local orphanage.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Orphanage.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yes, and there are just rules of unfortunates in the
world who don't know where their next meal is coming from.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You ain't kidding, okay, Hannah, you can include me in.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Oh, then you will perform tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That's very kind of you, miss Revered.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're the one who's very kind, Missus Hardgraves. Not many
people in your circumstances will knocked themselves out for a
lot of unhappy kids who came into the world with
two stakes on them this time should remember and appreciate
what you're doing, Missus Hardgraves.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yes, so my publicity agent assured.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Me, Ah, you have a publicity agent for your charities.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
The best money can buy, my dear. He even arranged
to have Senator Hungerford fly down from Washington to be
our guest speaker. The senator just returned from Europe, you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Know, didn't know. Sounds like he's going to be a
million laughs.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yes, and my publicity agent was the one who thought
of the bizarre idea of having the children of the
orphanage wait on the tables the older ones naturally.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, naturally, the tiddling ones couldn't hold as much on
the trees.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Oh, Missus Hargraves, I got a message, boot. Oh pardon me,
I didn't know you had comports.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Take come in, Jerry, misrepeed. This is Jerry something or other.
He's one of our dew orphans. Jerry, this is miss Revere.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Or how do you do.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
One of the older boys? No doubt? Hi day Wow,
what are you doing in here?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Boy?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You should be in the banquet room with the rest
of the waiters rehearsing your sir from the left, removed
from the rights.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh yeah, but I'm sorry, Missus Hargraves, but I just
came in to give you a telephone message. Senator hunger
Ford just phoned. He ran out of gas. Ran out
of gas?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You mean you don't even have enough left to make
a speech tonight.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
His private plane was forced down out in Carterville someplace
no fuel.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Oh but this is awful.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Now I had to call off the banquets.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Jerry, this is an emergency. Can't you think of somebody
who could start things off with a nice fat donation.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Oh well, let's see, there's Ben Gibbs, the junk dealer.
Yeah he made millions.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, that's a lot of junk.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I do like junk.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Mister Gibbs a sweet on you, missus Hargraves.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
See he likes junk. What I mean, Well, we gotta
have somebody make the speech, Missus Hargraves, to start the
ball rolling.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I wonder if we could possibly persuade Elias Edwards, the
president of the bank. I've never been introduced formally to
mister Edwards.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
He's so handsome and so single.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Ah, he's a stuffed shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, but missus Hargraves likes sort of stuffed it. Well,
what do you say, missus Hargraves, how's about calling this
mister Edwards him to speech? The guests and the loosening
up their money bell?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Why I couldn't possibly approach a man I've never been
introduced to, Miss Rivere.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I guess it's no use, Miss Revere. Mister Edwards is
pretty unapproachable.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Not for me, ain't I'll talk to mister Edwards.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh wonderful, Miss Revere. You can appreciate my position. After all,
a woman like myself does have her dignity.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, a woman like me, don't. My dignity was removed
years ago with my consuls that, mister Edwards, don't you understand.
I don't want you to do much. Just make one
crummy speech, and I'm sure you're just a man that
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can do it.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Well. Thank you so much for your confidence, Miss Revere,
But I can't do it tonight. I am leaving in
a few minutes for California. The trout are biting like crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They tell me, hmm, you know the kind of heart
you've got, you'll probably bite back, mister Edwardson's one of fish,
more important than people.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Mister Edwards, what is it, Wilkins?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
I have all your fishing packed, but I can't close
the suitcases. I tried sitting on it, sir, Hell, I've
got to have that thing locked and ready. My train
leaves in twenty minutes. I'll go in and we'll both
sit on it. Wilkins.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, two heads are better than one.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I'm awfully sorry, Miss Revere, but well, I guess I've
got fish in my blood.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Really are they swimming upstream or downstream?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Oh? That's very good, Wilkins. I don't really get it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So mister Edwards, what's the biggest fish you ever caught?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh about twenty five pounds?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, how would you like to land one that weighs
in the neighborhood of one sixty?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Would? Gosh? That had looked wonderful mounted on the wall
over my mantelbeees that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I gotta say, of course.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
I don't have the equipment to land anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, Missus Hargraves thinks you have. She thinks you're the handsomest,
most intelligent, most brilliant man that ever spoke at a
charity banquet.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Look, I can't speak at any body. Ooh she does.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Uh huh. She's the most attractive widow in town.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Yeah, I hear that she's worth millions. I mean, that's interesting.
I'll have to meet this Missus Hargrave right after I
get back from my fishing grip.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right for you, mister Edwards, I'll get Ben Gibbs
to be the guest speaker.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
All junk man Gibbs make a speech? Why they did? No,
Ramus can't even write his.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Name, maybe not, but he can make other people write
their names on checks. I hope goodbye, mister Edwards, And
I hope well, I hope you get nuts in your lines.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
How can a person get so angry over nothing? Missus Hargrave.
M M, well, Wilkins, you call some yes, he Wilkins.
Have you ever seen a woman called Missus Hargraves. She's
new to our community, I believe.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Oh, yes, sir, she's a frightfully wealthy widowed lady who
resides in the Shooter state on Spruce Street. You mean
the one with a huge Verandah, yes, sir, that's Missus Hargraves.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
She's quite shock However, I've been told she's unmarried of God, sir,
three times, I believe, and gossip has it that each
one of her husband's left her, if you'll pardon the expression, sir, loaded, yes,
quite charm me. Too bad. The lady has to depend
on Ben Gibbs as guest speaker at her big charity dinner. Yes, sir,
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shall I unpacks her? Yes, I'm going to make that
speech tonight. Ben Gibbs has enough money already. Well, I
had better get out my copy of Oglevin Ogilviy's fifty
speeches For every fifty occasion, there must be one in there.
Little impressed Missus Hargrave, I mean it's soft enough against
the ge Get me the book, Wilkins. It's in the library,
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in the secret panel on the third shelf. Oh yes, sir,
I remember so where you hide your comic book.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Sir, you ain't fooling about this.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
You want I should be guest speaker at Melissa's clambake.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's right, mister Gibbs.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Missus Hargraves wanted an intelligent, cultured and educated man to
make the speech.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, but we settled for you.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Gosh, this is indeed the honor.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Well, Missus Hargraves wasn't too.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Happy, huh about asking you to give up your valuable
time tonight.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yeah. Yeah, she realizes that you're you're much in demand
as a speaker.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, and so much about junk like you do.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
Oh yeah, I made two million nutlast year the five
dump Yards.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Yeah, nobody can even come close to Ben Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I know Jerry opened a window pleasing.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yeah, it might help, of course.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
At mister Gibbs, I thought, I mean, Missus Hargraves thought
that it would well sort of start the contributions coming
in if.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
You would be the first one say ten thousand, ten thouars.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, missus Hoggaves didn't expect you to give as much
as mister Edwards.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Huh? I can buy and sell out show off any day.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
I'll give twenty thousand twenty You think that will make
missus Hograve.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
See what kind of guy I am.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
She's real class, real class.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, and so appreciative too when it comes to contributions
for the orphans. Jerry, do you remember what missus Hoggaves
did when mister Edwards gave his check in advance for
twenty five thousand.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Twenty five thousand, am Sweever, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But I do. She kissed him.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
She did, Oh, I mean, I mean she did gosh
a kiss.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
I'd give fifty thouars and that's what I hoped.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Now you're gonna get your chance tonight, mister Gibbs. You
give that kind of dough and you're gonna get a kiss,
even if I have to do it myself.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Yeah. Now, you got any speech to start the other contributions,
mister Gibbs.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, Well, let's see.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I'll say, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's always a good beginning. Well you say after.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
That at the lot, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I was a little afraid of that.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Oh say, I got a book of great speeches. It
was given to me when I won the public speaking
contest of the Orphanage. It's called Ogle These fifty speeches
for fifty occasions.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh that's great, Jerry. We'll pick one out for mister
Gibbs to memorize and us tonight.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the message I want
to bring you tonight. I thank you applause. Please, Willkin
o your.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Son if I may say so, Sir, you did a
marvelous job of memorizing it in such short.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
When something has to be done, Wilkins, it must be done.
After all, missus hargraves money, I mean, charity is calling
for me. Oh yes, yes, Wilkins. Run down to Ben
Gibbs Junkyard and tell that Miss Revere she needn't bother
with Gibbs for the banquet. I have decided to be
guest speaker. Yes, at one side. While you're gone, I
think I'll run through my speech a few more times.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Ladies and gentlemen, From the Straits of Singapore to the
snow Cap Mountains of Alaska, from the desert sands of
Arabia to the Green Lens of Scotland from me.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Oh, Mazie, how do you think my spreets sound terrific?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And it only took you two hours to memorize the
first paragraph.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh that's a big words.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Gosh you think, Melissa, and then heighty tidy.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Guests will suspect I got to see his speech. Fan
out of a book, fan out of her Oh not.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
A church, mister Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, no, not take your speech again, mister Gibbs from
the beginning.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Okay, now here I go, ladies and gentleman, from the
Straits of Singapore and to the snow capped mountains of Alaska,
from the desert sands of Arabia to the green Glens
of Scotland.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
From the hold hold it come in.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
He good afternoon, miss mister Edwards sent me to look,
we're busy right now.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Buster, Yeah, and we got a few roughs pass to
iron out and mister Gibbs's speech. But now miss, listen
to this speech and.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
See what you think.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Go ahead, mister Gibbs.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Okay, ladies and gentle man, further the Straits of Singapore
to the snow cap mountains of Alaska.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Further doesert sands of.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Arabia, to the.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
To the to the green Glens of Scotland, nights through
the green Glens of Scartlet.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Hey, how'd you guess you've.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Been getting a preview at the keyhole?
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Hardly missed. But that is exactly the speech. Mister Edwards
intends to give it the banquet tonight.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Mister Edwards, so.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
He's gone fishing. That's what we got stuck with it.
I mean to there that mister Gibbs here to make
the speech.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeah, everybody in us here town thinks I ain't got
no brains, and tonight I'm.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Gonna show on the reason I'm here, miss is to
inform you that mister Edwards has changed his plans. He
telephone missus Hardy, it was just an hour ago, and
agreed to make the speech tonight. He's going to be
the first speaker, the first speech. He's gonna give my
speech before I do.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Mazee. If he does, I ain't gonna give no fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Maze what are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't know, Jerry. It looks like those people are
gonna get awful sick of those snowcapped mountains of Alaska.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment. Now back too, Maazing.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Said mister Edwards. Jerry and me are here only because
we realize you shouldn't stay around just for a measly
little bank.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Easily, Miss Revere. This is for charity, and charity begins
at home.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
So we'll get along, mister Edwards. Ben Gibbs can make
the speech in.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
My place ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Appear egotistical, Miss Revere, but if Ben Gibbs gives a speech,
it just won't be the same thing. Why a bet,
I don't mind a little competition. We'll both make speeches.
I'll speak first, and after I get through, I'll give
the floor to Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You won't have to give it to him. It'll probably
come right up and hit him.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I dare say you're right. If Gibbs desires to make
a pool of himself with the speech after I am
finished with mine, let him well.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
But mister Edward's a speech by mister Gibbs means money
in the bank for the orphanage.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
In my speech will mean money in the bank too.
The attractive missus Hargraves is bound to be impressed by
my stirring address.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Attractive Missus Hargraves attracted dear that Jerry. Yeah, I've seen
better looking heads than hers and a glass of stale beard.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Oh you women all alike always jelly, mister Edwards, mister
Gibbs has already that make skip.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It, Jerry. Mister Edwards has gone for missus money bags,
hooked line and speaker. So that's how it is, mister Gibbs.
We tried our best, but mister Edwards insists on making
(18:46):
that speech.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I guess that washes me up.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But Ben, can't you forget yourself and try to realize
that this is for orphans and maybe with mister Edwards
making the speech, they could take and maybe another fifty thousand.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
So it was just a case of money. I'll be
willing to double my.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Donation, give one hundred thousands, only on the condition that
I make that opening speech.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Well, you just made yourself a deal, mister Gibbs. Jerry
and the kids are going to be waiting on tables tonight.
I got a plan. Of course, it might make mister
Edwards see you red.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I'll raise my donation to one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Cut on your rose colored glasses. Mister Edwards, you're seeing
red tonight.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
How a me and the fellow's doing. Mister there, everything
worked out like a plant.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, Jerry, Now hold the next course here in the
kitchen for a little while longer than the others.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Oh gosh, miss Revere, I'll never forget the look on
mister Edwards when I tripped serving him the shrimp cocktail?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Was he m barns?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, I noticed his face turned red.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Oh that was from cocktails.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Us.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, you're doing swell fellas.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
All we gotta do is irritate mister Edwards a little
more and he'll leave immediately for that fishing group without
giving his speech.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yeah, then mister Gibbs will take over and the orphanage
will be richer by one hundred and fifty thousand bucks.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Wow gosh, I can't wait till we get to serve
the iced tea. Gee. I hope I don't make a
mistake and drop it down, missus hograves front instead of.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Mister Edwards back like I did the wine maze. Something
awful has happened.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh gosh, mister Gibbs, don't tell me you forgot your speech.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Oh no, ladies and gentlemen from the Straits.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Of Singapore to the not yet there, not yet?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
What happened the after dinner speeches?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What about him?
Speaker 7 (20:45):
They're not gonna be after dinner.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Edward says, he's gonna speak right now. So missus Hoggraves
is starting right now.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Oh well, Fellas, I guess we got to use the
last trick in the book. You remember, Fellas, Mister Gibson
and I have to get back the banquet. You boys
know what to do. That command then you ready?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Oh sure, Ladies and gentleman from a boy yet then
not yet? You returned just in time?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Is Revera and you too, don't you remember me, Melissa?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I bought you Louis that I think chair. It was
Louis fourteen.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh all right, so it was one Louis away.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Now, if everybody will be seated and come to attention,
ladies and gentlemen, Macie she saw my speech.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh quiet, then our speeches start that way.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
All through our first speaker, a senator Hunger for E. Clifton.
Hunger was unabordably detained. We have been She'll be saved,
most fortunate in securing a wonderful brilliant, charming personage personally
to take his place.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Say chair for Nesta gab.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Ladies and gentleman from the straight.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Mister Gibbs is our second speaker. Unfortunately, I was referring
to that charming, brilliant personality Elias J.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Edwards that.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
The applause is very flattering.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
But mister Edwards has to leave pretty soon, so please
stop applauding.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You too. Mister Edward is sorry.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
What everybody quite good?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Mister Edwards is going to speak.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You don't speak very distinctly, mister Edwards.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
I was just my throat.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh do you have a cold, No, ladies, if you
do have a cold, my grandmother has a wonderful remedy.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
I'm so glad, ladies.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And she always said salt air was good for a
cold ladies. And of course if you can't get salt air,
you can wear a herring and funny.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
And now miss Severe please you know, ladies and gentlemen
from anybody, Jimmy, we finished our super course, but there's.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Lots more left than the pot. I know.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I just fell in there.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Boys, boys, mister Edward is about to speak. Thank you, Melissa,
carry on, Liarszy.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
She never calls me a liars.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Maybe that's because your name is Ben.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Oh yeah, I never thought ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I guess nobody. So Jemmy, come clear the plate.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He said, come clear the plate.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Gentleman can't clear the plate.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But really, mister Edwards, we're not supposed to clear the
plate where guests except me?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
If you all excuse me, I'm going fishing.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I have to catch a train.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What do you use for bait, mister Edwards?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well, oh, such lack of breeding.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
I'm sorry, Ladies and gentlemen, And that mister Edwards did
warn us that he had a previous appointment with a pickerel.
We're not really left in a pickerel.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We have with us to see their charming, brilliant personality,
Ben Gibbs is, I'm afraid, so then get up?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Why speech?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Remember this is your big chance to impress missus Hargrave.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Oh yeah, what is taking upon? You should have Malisia
Hardgrave banquet for her? Shot, sen it's a hunger for Hungerford.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh goodies, Senator, you're just in time. We're just starting
the speech as you can be first.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
How about me. I will just get unstarted.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's all right, mister Gibbs. You'll have to wait for
the Senator to finish, and then you'll kill them with
your speech.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Senator Hunger, are you ready to speak?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Actually, thank you, relies and gentlemen, from the streets of
Singamore to the snool cap moveage of Alaska, Marge degic
slams of Arabia, through the Green Lenge of Scotland.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
From the.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Basie. Now once again, here's Mazy Well.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
The Senator made his speech, then gave us a couple
of hours of the great future plans of his political party,
and flew away again. Then came the surprise at the evening. Unannounced,
Ben Gibbs got up and made a speech, not the
one he memorized, but.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
He just talked.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Then knew what it was like to be an orphan.
He was one himself. He knew how empty a kid's
life could be without a dad to read him the
comics on Sunday and no mother to dry his tears.
At the end of his speech, Ben Gibbs said something
I'll never forget. He said, I'm a millionaire many times over.
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I've got more than anyone here, and I've got less
than anyone here. I have no mother and father. Well,
I got to be on my way back home now
and feed. Don't you start complaining again. Something's got more
trouble than you.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie,
was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and
conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included L. V Allman,
Sidney Miller, Frank Nelson, Frederick Warlock, On Conried and Peter Leeds.
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Jack McCoy speaking.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Thanks be
Speaker 7 (28:20):
To
I have bab say, how about.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. Just a moment you'll
hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you
all went to see and loved on the screen. And Southern.
(00:35):
But first you're an outswer And now here's Anne Southern
(01:14):
as Mazy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yep, I'm maze like the fellow just said, Maze Revere.
A long time ago, I entered an amateur contest because
I wanted to go in show business. I remember I
did an acrobatic act where I kicked the back of
my head.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I guess I kicked it a little too hard, because
ever since that I've been in show business. Anyway, this morning,
my agent called me from the phone booth, which is
his office. It seems that some rich society maker was
given a big banquet out in her mansion in upstate
New York and she needed an act, so I was hired.
The banquet isn't said until ten tonight, but I decided
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to start out early because traveling schedules are so uncertain
these days, especially when you're hitch hiking. So when I
finally arrived in the town where Missus Hargraves lives and
struggled a few miles up the private road that leads
to this oversized country club she calls home, I was
so tired I had a backup and take a run
and start to press the doorbell. You good afternoon, honey,
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I'm made you Revere. Max sent me Max Snax.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Howard ooh, the theatrical agent.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, that's what I said, But I'd like to see
Missus Hargraves, I am she. Oh, well, I'm sorry, honey.
I didn't think you rich dames ever did your own
door opening.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Disgusting, as did my dear. Yeah, but you'll probably know
the inferior caliber of servants one gets nowadays.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh yes, i'll pay just too too loudy well, missus Hargraves,
Just how much do I get for my performance tonight?
Max forgot to mention the money.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Money, miss Revere. Tonight's AFIR is a.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Benefit now, wonder he forgot to mention it.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yes, my dear, you see, I am extending the use
of my home to raise funds for my favorite charity.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ah what is it to build a home for destitute
polo players?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Hardly, my dear. We intend to use the proceeds to
enlarge the facilities of our local orphanage.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Orphanage.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yes, and there are just rules of unfortunates in the
world who don't know where their next meal is coming from.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You ain't kidding, okay, Hannah, you can include me in.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Oh, then you will perform tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That's very kind of you, miss Revered.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're the one who's very kind, Missus Hardgraves. Not many
people in your circumstances will knocked themselves out for a
lot of unhappy kids who came into the world with
two stakes on them this time should remember and appreciate
what you're doing, Missus Hardgraves.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yes, so my publicity agent assured.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Me, Ah, you have a publicity agent for your charities.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
The best money can buy, my dear. He even arranged
to have Senator Hungerford fly down from Washington to be
our guest speaker. The senator just returned from Europe, you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Know, didn't know. Sounds like he's going to be a
million laughs.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yes, and my publicity agent was the one who thought
of the bizarre idea of having the children of the
orphanage wait on the tables the older ones naturally.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, naturally, the tiddling ones couldn't hold as much on
the trees.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Oh, Missus Hargraves, I got a message, boot. Oh pardon me,
I didn't know you had comports.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Take come in, Jerry, misrepeed. This is Jerry something or other.
He's one of our dew orphans. Jerry, this is miss Revere.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Or how do you do.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
One of the older boys? No doubt? Hi day Wow,
what are you doing in here?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Boy?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You should be in the banquet room with the rest
of the waiters rehearsing your sir from the left, removed
from the rights.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh yeah, but I'm sorry, Missus Hargraves, but I just
came in to give you a telephone message. Senator hunger
Ford just phoned. He ran out of gas. Ran out
of gas?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You mean you don't even have enough left to make
a speech tonight.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
His private plane was forced down out in Carterville someplace
no fuel.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Oh but this is awful.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Now I had to call off the banquets.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Jerry, this is an emergency. Can't you think of somebody
who could start things off with a nice fat donation.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Oh well, let's see, there's Ben Gibbs, the junk dealer.
Yeah he made millions.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, that's a lot of junk.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I do like junk.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Mister Gibbs a sweet on you, missus Hargraves.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
See he likes junk. What I mean, Well, we gotta
have somebody make the speech, Missus Hargraves, to start the
ball rolling.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I wonder if we could possibly persuade Elias Edwards, the
president of the bank. I've never been introduced formally to
mister Edwards.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
He's so handsome and so single.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Ah, he's a stuffed shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, but missus Hargraves likes sort of stuffed it. Well,
what do you say, missus Hargraves, how's about calling this
mister Edwards him to speech? The guests and the loosening
up their money bell?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Why I couldn't possibly approach a man I've never been
introduced to, Miss Rivere.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I guess it's no use, Miss Revere. Mister Edwards is
pretty unapproachable.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Not for me, ain't I'll talk to mister Edwards.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh wonderful, Miss Revere. You can appreciate my position. After all,
a woman like myself does have her dignity.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, a woman like me, don't. My dignity was removed
years ago with my consuls that, mister Edwards, don't you understand.
I don't want you to do much. Just make one
crummy speech, and I'm sure you're just a man that
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can do it.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Well. Thank you so much for your confidence, Miss Revere,
But I can't do it tonight. I am leaving in
a few minutes for California. The trout are biting like crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They tell me, hmm, you know the kind of heart
you've got, you'll probably bite back, mister Edwardson's one of fish,
more important than people.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Mister Edwards, what is it, Wilkins?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
I have all your fishing packed, but I can't close
the suitcases. I tried sitting on it, sir, Hell, I've
got to have that thing locked and ready. My train
leaves in twenty minutes. I'll go in and we'll both
sit on it. Wilkins.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, two heads are better than one.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I'm awfully sorry, Miss Revere, but well, I guess I've
got fish in my blood.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Really are they swimming upstream or downstream?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Oh? That's very good, Wilkins. I don't really get it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So mister Edwards, what's the biggest fish you ever caught?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh about twenty five pounds?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, how would you like to land one that weighs
in the neighborhood of one sixty?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Would? Gosh? That had looked wonderful mounted on the wall
over my mantelbeees that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I gotta say, of course.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
I don't have the equipment to land anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, Missus Hargraves thinks you have. She thinks you're the handsomest,
most intelligent, most brilliant man that ever spoke at a
charity banquet.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Look, I can't speak at any body. Ooh she does.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Uh huh. She's the most attractive widow in town.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Yeah, I hear that she's worth millions. I mean, that's interesting.
I'll have to meet this Missus Hargrave right after I
get back from my fishing grip.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right for you, mister Edwards, I'll get Ben Gibbs
to be the guest speaker.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
All junk man Gibbs make a speech? Why they did? No,
Ramus can't even write his.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Name, maybe not, but he can make other people write
their names on checks. I hope goodbye, mister Edwards, And
I hope well, I hope you get nuts in your lines.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
How can a person get so angry over nothing? Missus Hargrave.
M M, well, Wilkins, you call some yes, he Wilkins.
Have you ever seen a woman called Missus Hargraves. She's
new to our community, I believe.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Oh, yes, sir, she's a frightfully wealthy widowed lady who
resides in the Shooter state on Spruce Street. You mean
the one with a huge Verandah, yes, sir, that's Missus Hargraves.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
She's quite shock However, I've been told she's unmarried of God, sir,
three times, I believe, and gossip has it that each
one of her husband's left her, if you'll pardon the expression, sir, loaded, yes,
quite charm me. Too bad. The lady has to depend
on Ben Gibbs as guest speaker at her big charity dinner. Yes, sir,
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shall I unpacks her? Yes, I'm going to make that
speech tonight. Ben Gibbs has enough money already. Well, I
had better get out my copy of Oglevin Ogilviy's fifty
speeches For every fifty occasion, there must be one in there.
Little impressed Missus Hargrave, I mean it's soft enough against
the ge Get me the book, Wilkins. It's in the library,
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in the secret panel on the third shelf. Oh yes, sir,
I remember so where you hide your comic book.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Sir, you ain't fooling about this.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
You want I should be guest speaker at Melissa's clambake.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's right, mister Gibbs.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Missus Hargraves wanted an intelligent, cultured and educated man to
make the speech.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, but we settled for you.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Gosh, this is indeed the honor.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Well, Missus Hargraves wasn't too.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Happy, huh about asking you to give up your valuable
time tonight.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yeah. Yeah, she realizes that you're you're much in demand
as a speaker.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, and so much about junk like you do.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
Oh yeah, I made two million nutlast year the five
dump Yards.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Yeah, nobody can even come close to Ben Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I know Jerry opened a window pleasing.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yeah, it might help, of course.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
At mister Gibbs, I thought, I mean, Missus Hargraves thought
that it would well sort of start the contributions coming
in if.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
You would be the first one say ten thousand, ten thouars.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, missus Hoggaves didn't expect you to give as much
as mister Edwards.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Huh? I can buy and sell out show off any day.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
I'll give twenty thousand twenty You think that will make
missus Hograve.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
See what kind of guy I am.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
She's real class, real class.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, and so appreciative too when it comes to contributions
for the orphans. Jerry, do you remember what missus Hoggaves
did when mister Edwards gave his check in advance for
twenty five thousand.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Twenty five thousand, am Sweever, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But I do. She kissed him.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
She did, Oh, I mean, I mean she did gosh
a kiss.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
I'd give fifty thouars and that's what I hoped.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Now you're gonna get your chance tonight, mister Gibbs. You
give that kind of dough and you're gonna get a kiss,
even if I have to do it myself.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Yeah. Now, you got any speech to start the other contributions,
mister Gibbs.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, Well, let's see.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I'll say, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's always a good beginning. Well you say after.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
That at the lot, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I was a little afraid of that.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Oh say, I got a book of great speeches. It
was given to me when I won the public speaking
contest of the Orphanage. It's called Ogle These fifty speeches
for fifty occasions.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh that's great, Jerry. We'll pick one out for mister
Gibbs to memorize and us tonight.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the message I want
to bring you tonight. I thank you applause. Please, Willkin
o your.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Son if I may say so, Sir, you did a
marvelous job of memorizing it in such short.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
When something has to be done, Wilkins, it must be done.
After all, missus hargraves money, I mean, charity is calling
for me. Oh yes, yes, Wilkins. Run down to Ben
Gibbs Junkyard and tell that Miss Revere she needn't bother
with Gibbs for the banquet. I have decided to be
guest speaker. Yes, at one side. While you're gone, I
think I'll run through my speech a few more times.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Ladies and gentlemen, From the Straits of Singapore to the
snow Cap Mountains of Alaska, from the desert sands of
Arabia to the Green Lens of Scotland from me.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Oh, Mazie, how do you think my spreets sound terrific?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And it only took you two hours to memorize the
first paragraph.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh that's a big words.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Gosh you think, Melissa, and then heighty tidy.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Guests will suspect I got to see his speech. Fan
out of a book, fan out of her Oh not.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
A church, mister Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, no, not take your speech again, mister Gibbs from
the beginning.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Okay, now here I go, ladies and gentleman, from the
Straits of Singapore and to the snow capped mountains of Alaska,
from the desert sands of Arabia to the green Glens
of Scotland.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
From the hold hold it come in.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
He good afternoon, miss mister Edwards sent me to look,
we're busy right now.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Buster, Yeah, and we got a few roughs pass to
iron out and mister Gibbs's speech. But now miss, listen
to this speech and.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
See what you think.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Go ahead, mister Gibbs.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Okay, ladies and gentle man, further the Straits of Singapore
to the snow cap mountains of Alaska.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Further doesert sands of.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Arabia, to the.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
To the to the green Glens of Scotland, nights through
the green Glens of Scartlet.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Hey, how'd you guess you've.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Been getting a preview at the keyhole?
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Hardly missed. But that is exactly the speech. Mister Edwards
intends to give it the banquet tonight.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Mister Edwards, so.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
He's gone fishing. That's what we got stuck with it.
I mean to there that mister Gibbs here to make
the speech.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeah, everybody in us here town thinks I ain't got
no brains, and tonight I'm.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Gonna show on the reason I'm here, miss is to
inform you that mister Edwards has changed his plans. He
telephone missus Hardy, it was just an hour ago, and
agreed to make the speech tonight. He's going to be
the first speaker, the first speech. He's gonna give my
speech before I do.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Mazee. If he does, I ain't gonna give no fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Maze what are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't know, Jerry. It looks like those people are
gonna get awful sick of those snowcapped mountains of Alaska.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment. Now back too, Maazing.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Said mister Edwards. Jerry and me are here only because
we realize you shouldn't stay around just for a measly
little bank.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Easily, Miss Revere. This is for charity, and charity begins
at home.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
So we'll get along, mister Edwards. Ben Gibbs can make
the speech in.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
My place ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Appear egotistical, Miss Revere, but if Ben Gibbs gives a speech,
it just won't be the same thing. Why a bet,
I don't mind a little competition. We'll both make speeches.
I'll speak first, and after I get through, I'll give
the floor to Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You won't have to give it to him. It'll probably
come right up and hit him.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I dare say you're right. If Gibbs desires to make
a pool of himself with the speech after I am
finished with mine, let him well.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
But mister Edward's a speech by mister Gibbs means money
in the bank for the orphanage.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
In my speech will mean money in the bank too.
The attractive missus Hargraves is bound to be impressed by
my stirring address.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Attractive Missus Hargraves attracted dear that Jerry. Yeah, I've seen
better looking heads than hers and a glass of stale beard.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Oh you women all alike always jelly, mister Edwards, mister
Gibbs has already that make skip.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It, Jerry. Mister Edwards has gone for missus money bags,
hooked line and speaker. So that's how it is, mister Gibbs.
We tried our best, but mister Edwards insists on making
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that speech.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I guess that washes me up.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But Ben, can't you forget yourself and try to realize
that this is for orphans and maybe with mister Edwards
making the speech, they could take and maybe another fifty thousand.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
So it was just a case of money. I'll be
willing to double my.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Donation, give one hundred thousands, only on the condition that
I make that opening speech.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Well, you just made yourself a deal, mister Gibbs. Jerry
and the kids are going to be waiting on tables tonight.
I got a plan. Of course, it might make mister
Edwards see you red.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I'll raise my donation to one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Cut on your rose colored glasses. Mister Edwards, you're seeing
red tonight.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
How a me and the fellow's doing. Mister there, everything
worked out like a plant.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, Jerry, Now hold the next course here in the
kitchen for a little while longer than the others.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Oh gosh, miss Revere, I'll never forget the look on
mister Edwards when I tripped serving him the shrimp cocktail?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Was he m barns?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, I noticed his face turned red.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Oh that was from cocktails.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Us.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, you're doing swell fellas.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
All we gotta do is irritate mister Edwards a little
more and he'll leave immediately for that fishing group without
giving his speech.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yeah, then mister Gibbs will take over and the orphanage
will be richer by one hundred and fifty thousand bucks.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Wow gosh, I can't wait till we get to serve
the iced tea. Gee. I hope I don't make a
mistake and drop it down, missus hograves front instead of.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Mister Edwards back like I did the wine maze. Something
awful has happened.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh gosh, mister Gibbs, don't tell me you forgot your speech.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Oh no, ladies and gentlemen from the Straits.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Of Singapore to the not yet there, not yet?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
What happened the after dinner speeches?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What about him?
Speaker 7 (20:45):
They're not gonna be after dinner.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Edward says, he's gonna speak right now. So missus Hoggraves
is starting right now.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Oh well, Fellas, I guess we got to use the
last trick in the book. You remember, Fellas, Mister Gibson
and I have to get back the banquet. You boys
know what to do. That command then you ready?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Oh sure, Ladies and gentleman from a boy yet then
not yet? You returned just in time?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Is Revera and you too, don't you remember me, Melissa?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I bought you Louis that I think chair. It was
Louis fourteen.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh all right, so it was one Louis away.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Now, if everybody will be seated and come to attention,
ladies and gentlemen, Macie she saw my speech.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh quiet, then our speeches start that way.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
All through our first speaker, a senator Hunger for E. Clifton.
Hunger was unabordably detained. We have been She'll be saved,
most fortunate in securing a wonderful brilliant, charming personage personally
to take his place.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Say chair for Nesta gab.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Ladies and gentleman from the straight.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Mister Gibbs is our second speaker. Unfortunately, I was referring
to that charming, brilliant personality Elias J.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Edwards that.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
The applause is very flattering.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
But mister Edwards has to leave pretty soon, so please
stop applauding.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You too. Mister Edward is sorry.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
What everybody quite good?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Mister Edwards is going to speak.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You don't speak very distinctly, mister Edwards.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
I was just my throat.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh do you have a cold, No, ladies, if you
do have a cold, my grandmother has a wonderful remedy.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
I'm so glad, ladies.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And she always said salt air was good for a
cold ladies. And of course if you can't get salt air,
you can wear a herring and funny.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
And now miss Severe please you know, ladies and gentlemen
from anybody, Jimmy, we finished our super course, but there's.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Lots more left than the pot. I know.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I just fell in there.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Boys, boys, mister Edward is about to speak. Thank you, Melissa,
carry on, Liarszy.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
She never calls me a liars.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Maybe that's because your name is Ben.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Oh yeah, I never thought ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I guess nobody. So Jemmy, come clear the plate.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He said, come clear the plate.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Gentleman can't clear the plate.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But really, mister Edwards, we're not supposed to clear the
plate where guests except me?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
If you all excuse me, I'm going fishing.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I have to catch a train.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What do you use for bait, mister Edwards?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well, oh, such lack of breeding.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
I'm sorry, Ladies and gentlemen, And that mister Edwards did
warn us that he had a previous appointment with a pickerel.
We're not really left in a pickerel.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We have with us to see their charming, brilliant personality,
Ben Gibbs is, I'm afraid, so then get up?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Why speech?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Remember this is your big chance to impress missus Hargrave.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Oh yeah, what is taking upon? You should have Malisia
Hardgrave banquet for her? Shot, sen it's a hunger for Hungerford.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh goodies, Senator, you're just in time. We're just starting
the speech as you can be first.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
How about me. I will just get unstarted.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's all right, mister Gibbs. You'll have to wait for
the Senator to finish, and then you'll kill them with
your speech.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Senator Hunger, are you ready to speak?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Actually, thank you, relies and gentlemen, from the streets of
Singamore to the snool cap moveage of Alaska, Marge degic
slams of Arabia, through the Green Lenge of Scotland.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
From the.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Basie. Now once again, here's Mazy Well.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
The Senator made his speech, then gave us a couple
of hours of the great future plans of his political party,
and flew away again. Then came the surprise at the evening. Unannounced,
Ben Gibbs got up and made a speech, not the
one he memorized, but.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
He just talked.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Then knew what it was like to be an orphan.
He was one himself. He knew how empty a kid's
life could be without a dad to read him the
comics on Sunday and no mother to dry his tears.
At the end of his speech, Ben Gibbs said something
I'll never forget. He said, I'm a millionaire many times over.
(27:03):
I've got more than anyone here, and I've got less
than anyone here. I have no mother and father. Well,
I got to be on my way back home now
and feed. Don't you start complaining again. Something's got more
trouble than you.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie,
was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and
conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included L. V Allman,
Sidney Miller, Frank Nelson, Frederick Warlock, On Conried and Peter Leeds.
(27:51):
Jack McCoy speaking.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Thanks be
Speaker 7 (28:20):
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