May 22, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi, you babe, say how about Oh does that answer
your question? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwen Mayor's famous mazy pictures. In just a moment,
you will hear Mazie and Radio starring the same glamorous
star you all went to see and loved on the screen.
(00:34):
And Southern. But first you're announcer, and now here's and Southern.
(01:19):
That's mazy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yep, I'm maze like a man, said Majie rivera Brooklyn.
I'm in show business, a very fascinating business to be
in because you meet so many interesting people who.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Are also out of work.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And you know, I'm always finding myself out of work
in the darnish places Africa, India, Tasmania, Pasadena, but I
always seem.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
To find an old friend not far away.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
For instance, I was in a circus, hanging by my
teeth from a rope and making like a butterfly. It
was no job for anybody with much bridge work, but
I didn't mind it until the treasurer of the circus
ran away with the butterfly next to me and left
us all stranded. I hitch tack to the next town
and was about to look up a girlfriend who'd married
a guy there when a cop stopped me. Ordinarily, I
(02:08):
love cops. They work hard, they don't get paid much.
Everybody sort of shies away from them, and in spite
of this, they're pretty nice guys. But this was a
tough cop.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Just a minute pastis then?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Huh oh, hello, I'm there.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
What's your name, cutie face?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, I'll be glad to tell you. So you want
comic cuty face again?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I amaze you here? What's your name?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Say? I don't believe I know you do I cutie face?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, and you're not gonna get a chance to leave there.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well you're fresh, ain't you?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just fresh enough to keep the flies off?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Go on, shoe fly before I square a little ddt
on you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Oh, you got a lot of funny answers.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I want to make a little trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, what's in your big foot?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Most cops and a beater nice guys? Did you just
get demoted from the vice squad for robbing a bank
or something?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh? You keep your little trap shut the face or
I will run you in.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What sounds like I stepped the nerves, and sure enough
I can see where your side and stripes used to be.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The material didn't say that?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
All right, I've had enough. I am gonna run you
in what the vagrance?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Too bad?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But I'm not broke.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, let's see just how much money you have.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You get away from me out us?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
All right, go ahead, let's see what you do.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'll flip you into the gun where you belong, just
like this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Hey for coffee? Were you little cat? Now you put
your hands up?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Go on, put them up, hey, be careful with that gun.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
All right now, I am gonna run you when you
keep your hands up and walk over toward that call box.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Come on, now this and be reasonable.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You started this and you better stop it right now
before you become the unhappiest man in the world and
you just.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Keep walking toward that call box. I am arresting you
for assaulting an officer.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But no I did was not get down.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
This is Jack Black at the corner of Athan Harrison.
Send the squad car. I'm arresting a girl for assaulting
an officer.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Me.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
That's who I know, funny cracks, wise guy, You just
send that car.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Gee, She's got friends everywhere, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You're gonna be sorry, cuty face.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'll tell you what I'll do, Jack. If you make
that charge stick, I'll personally buy you a beautiful leather
holster for your rubber hose.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I tell you, sergeant, she knocked me down, and I
want to arrest it. I'll keep your buttons on, Jack.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Why make trouble anyhow, Sergeant. I never laid a hand
on him, all right, did was kick his big feet
out from underregy Old.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Gimme, Hey, I'm glad you are here.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Hello, Jack, you're keeping your shoes lay stepping down.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, but hey, look I got a problem. Gimme.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I drunk this girl in for being fresh and knocking
me down on the sergeant here he want booker.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He got fresh with me, grabbed hold of he tried
to get my money and cripp him.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Tell under the gutter.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now he wants to blame me for it.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Who is this little blond rabbit.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
Our name's Maisie Revere Mazy.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
This is Jimmy Harris. He owns this town.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Ah, how much of it did you have to sell?
The by that ring you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Never mind, No, you remember, gimme.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
I've always been a friend of yours, especially at election time,
and there's an election coming up pretty soon.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I'll give me up threats, or I'll have you patrolling
the suits.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I can't think of the nice a rat for the job.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
What do I do about Maisie Revere?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Gimme you.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
You don't live in this town, do you, brother?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, but I'm willing to.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Today's in jail, Sergeant.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Two days in jail? Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Why don't you arrest this jerk here who started it?
Speaker 9 (05:52):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Who you call him a jerk?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You arrest him, not me.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
This jerk voat's here, and you don't listen.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I don't like this being called a jerk.
Speaker 10 (06:00):
Me.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
That's what you are.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I got friends here and they vote. My girlfriend married
a real nice guy here. Her name's Alice Patton.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Now, oh oh no, sergeant changed that to three days
in jail.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Three days in jail.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh well, they seemed like a nice guy at the time.
Come on, gimme, let me get out of here. Besides,
I'm entitled to be sentenced by a judge.
Speaker 12 (06:25):
You want to be sentenced by one of my judges? Well,
sure you don't know those guys. Why sometimes when I
forget to tell them what to do.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
They get enthusiastic and double the sentence they ought to give.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But you can't do this to me. I'm a citizen,
I'm an American, and I'm a human being.
Speaker 11 (06:42):
Listen, cookie Pie, I run this town and I run
a raged What I say goes take her away?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Sergeant.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Okay, okay, gimme.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They told me help, help, help you. Wait, gimme, I'll
fix you.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I've heard that before.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You'll see I'll stick around for your next election. When
I get through, your ballot boxes will be.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
So stopped you will have to feed on my carpet
of sodaz.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh you put a porchard girl, A couple of dear. Oh,
I say, dear. I haven't seen you since the night
you tripped over the footlights and ended up inside the
bass drum. Oh I'll never forget that night. The drummer
kept right on playing.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Were you black and blue?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You're wearing a hair and new colors?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What is it natural?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, no, yes, I try it. What have you been
doing I've been doing three days.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I just got out of the city jail, bazy what for?
I don't know, but I was going to get two
dates until I mentioned your name.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Then I got three days. Oh, oh that's awful. What
did you get arrested for nothing?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I got picked up by a fresh cup with nothing
under his hat but a couple of cirguys. He took
me to the station and I got sentenced by a
man named Gimme Harris. Oh Gimme Harris.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I might have known it, but do you know him?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He's a political boss here in town, and Paul hates
him worse than anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You see.
Speaker 14 (08:24):
Paul is running for mayor in a special election against
Gimme Harris's candidate bread Atwater.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh you mean you might be a mayorist or a
mayor of tricks or something. Yes, only Paul hasn't got
a chance winning.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh jesus, what's he running for?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Then?
Speaker 14 (08:41):
Well, somebody has to run against Gimme Harris's candidate, So
our reform group always puts up the person they think
will be hurt least by not winning.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh sounds sort of like a booby prize.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It is, my dear, nobody ever wins. Gee you lexwell, Alice, did.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You sure have changed?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I've changed?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I can't imagine the Alice, I knew telling her friend
that her husband was going to get his ears knocked
down in a political fight.
Speaker 14 (09:07):
Oh, I know it sounds kind of bad, but maybe
this isn't show business. You see how blong to the
country club set?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, well, you've been setting too long. You gotta get
up in a fight.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Gimme Harris. Isn't so bright that a couple of smart
girls couldn't beat his machine?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you really think so amazing?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Know?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm good and mad right now.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I didn't like being tossed into the city's little brown
jug and I'm gonna make gimme Harris pay for that.
Oh swell, but how are you going to do it?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But Alice, the.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
First thing is for us to be determined. The minor
details can come later. Yeah, we'll teach gimme Harris never
to underestimate the power of women, especially blonde.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I wanted to meet my husband pool.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
This is park Hello, Mazie.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Well, Alice, she's all you said she was and a
little more.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, it's very nice to be to let a little
jailbirds stay with you.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Oh I heard about that, Mazie, And let me apologize
on behalf of the city. It wouldn't happen if I
ever became mayor.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, what do you mean if you are going to
be the mayor?
Speaker 10 (10:22):
No, I'm just running to fill up the opposition side
of the ballot. What chance have I got? Gimme Harris
has a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But it may be well oiled now, but when you
hear what happens when Alice and I drop a few
monkey wrenches into it, we're gonna ruin mister Harris, and
I let you.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Oh no, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Go don't you want to be fred Atwater and gimme Harris?
Don't you want to be the town's new mayor?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh? Yes, of course.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
But Alice, I don't want you to get mixed up
in politics. It's a dirty business.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
We get some ideas from making it, even daty people
on it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
We just want to help.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
After all, nobody ever does anything for all parties.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
We don't make any speeches, or have rallies or anything.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Well, Alice, we believe in appealing to the intelligence of
the voters.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh well, I suppose that does swing all the chess
players over to your side. Paul, aren't you going to
put up some kind of a fight.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
Well, certainly, Alice, But I don't want to stoop to
any of the low sneaking tricks that Gimme Harris used.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, you don't have to, Paul. We have somebody in
mind on your side who'll do.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
The stupend for Yet I positively forbid you to do
any such thing. If you and Mazie want to help,
say by giving a few teas for the precinct workers,
that would be fine.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Why give them a tea? They're gonna vote for you anyhow,
aren't they.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Well, of course I know what you girls have in mind,
but you forget that this is the Reform Party. Well,
I don't want to seem prissy about this, but we
stand for honesty, truth, fair play, and a good representative
city government.
Speaker 14 (11:52):
Oh yes, that's what you stand for, Paul. But you
haven't got anybody in the city government.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So what good does it do?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Well?
Speaker 10 (11:59):
None right now, but someday it will and once we
start throwing mud with just as bad as Gimme Harris's crowd.
Oh excuse me, I'll take it in the next role.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Well, lazy, I guess that's a Alice.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You weren't giving that value. Well, you heard what he
said to forbid me. Oh, Alice, you know how men are.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They're nice to have a round, but they do and
say a lot of stupid things. Surely you're not gonna
pay any attention to him, But Mazy, he's my home. Well,
all the more reason why you gotta get in and
fight for him. The poor ignorant guy doesn't realize that
the best way to beat a dirty fighter is to
get in the first kick in the stomach. Oh, that's
what we're gonna do. Well, we won't do anything too bad,
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will we. Well, no, we'll we'll try to stop short
of manslaughter.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm sort of afraid. Oh don't worry, Alice.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
They'll keep the fair name of the Reform Party bright
and shining, even if we have to use every crooked
trick of the book to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The adventures of Mazie, Starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment. Now, back to Mazie.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
You know, Mazie, you're visiting our city at a very
good time. A lot of things have happened during the
week you've been here.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh, there's something interesting in the paper this morning.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
What is it, dear, Well, poor old Fred Attwater was
having a monster rally at the auditorium last night.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Did you have a nice turnout of Monstery?
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Well, it seems that after it started somebody took the
tubes out of the amplifying system and nobody could hear
anything he said after the first three minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
An accident, no doubt, poor Alice.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Nobody would take those tubes out by accident. They get
pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'll say they do.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Did you hear what happened when they had the big
Square dance and rally at the Warehouse the.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Night before last?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh no, I ked a mare.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
The sprinkler system went on and everybody.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
There got so.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's saf to to help him along a little.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
That was the night you girls went out to address
some little club somewhere. Remember, Alice, you borrowed my raincoat
for maze?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, came in handy too.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Oh, poor old Fred Attwaters have a bad run of luck?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Why, Paul, surely you aren't laughing at pearl fed bad luck?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Are you?
Speaker 10 (15:08):
Well? Now?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is that the sporting thing to do? I thought the
motto of the Reform Party was truth, honesty and fair
place for all.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
I guess I really shouldn't laugh. But speaking of the motto,
have you seen the new cards that are up on
the telephone poles and fences all over time.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, dear, I haven't. Did they get a nice right red?
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Yes, they are read as a matter of fact, and
our party seems to have a new model. The cards
just say vote for Paul Patten and throw the bums out.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Has a nice punch to it, hasn't it.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
But it doesn't sound like the Reform Party at all.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It sounds like it might get a few votes for
a change.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The old slogan said, you will be making a wise
decision if you vote for Paul Patton, the Reform Party
candidate for Mayer.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Well, it has a lot of dignity.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So of the instructions in the back of a catchup bottle.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Oh well, I'll have to find out who's responsible for
the change.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
Oh, I wouldn't bother you. No, everything seems to be
going along nicely.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yes, Well, what are you girls doing today?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh, we're going to be busy a little bee.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
I heard from Mary that she's fixing lunch for fifty
ladies here today.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yes, dear, yes, we're starving a whispering campaign. Do you
think that's a good idea?
Speaker 14 (16:21):
And we got the biggest gossips from each priescinct to
come here for lunch.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh whispering camp, Well, we thought it would be nice
for everybody to go around whispering, both for Paul patents
for mayor. You know, it's more interesting when somebody's whispers.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Oh, well in that case, Well, I guess it's all right.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And I'm going to give a little educational talk in
mckenry Square to the secretaries who are out getting a
little son during their lancha.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
Oh that's nice, Mazie. I hope you'll appeal to their intelligence.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
No, I'm going to appeal to the woman in them.
That's something I can be sure of.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So all I say, girls, is vote for a nice,
good looking guy that you could fall in love with
instead of a fumbling old Dodo who looks like the boss.
In other words, vote for Paul Patton from mayor and
throw the bombs out. Thank you? Okay, boys, put on
the march music.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Looks like another crowd.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, so far, so good.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Hey, hey, beuty face, Oh it's you doing again?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What are you doing here? When you're read? Somebody who
accidentally steps on the grass.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Jimmy Harris wants to talk to you, but he said
not to force you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Wha the last learning manner?
Speaker 15 (17:49):
Okay, lead the way, I.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Have a the guar.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Thanks, I'll take one to give to Paul Patton. He
might be interested in the quality of the rope you
pass out.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Yeah, help you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You got so many cigars in your vest you look
like a pipe organ.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Now, then let's not beat around the bush.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Come on, bribe me a little, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I will.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
I look, Mazie, I'm an important man around this town.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, I've heard a great deal about you.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Maybe so, but you can't prove it.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
And I intend to keep this town nice and quiet
like it's always been.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
You've been stirring it up.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It needed it too, And now we're going to throw
you and your boys out and have a little decent
city government.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
Maybe we'd better talk cash five thousand dollars. It'd make
real nice stuffing for your safety, past parks.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I didn't come here for money, gimme. I came here
to ask you if you ever thought about quitting before
they toss you out in your hip pockets, why don't.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You go fishing?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Take it easy? Did you have a nice, healthy tan
instead of that poker parlor? Pallor live alootle yourself and
could lost up everybody else's life.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Yeah, he'll be silly. Hey, this is the best campaign
I've had in years. I'm going to put the pressure
on you now. I know a few dairy tricks I've
been itching to use.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'll bet you do, and so do I. I'm going
to get even for those three days in jail for nothing.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Oh no, I'm sort of sorry about that, butter Cup.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, and I didn't like it either. Now there's one
thing I want to ask you to do is a gentleman.
I hope you won't mention anything about Alice Patten having
been a strip tease girl.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
One.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It wouldn't be cricket, would it.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
No, it wouldn't be cricket.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
He Alice, amazing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
We're right here in the living room, Paul.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Which one of you was making his speech in the
Harrison Hills section of town last night?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
How did you come.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Out, Limpen?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But waste no time then, m gimme Harris. His men
were thrown tomatoes with rocks inside of them.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
If I'm not mistaken, Mazie, you promised those people that
we would widen the streets.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, that's right. We can always change our minds as
we get elected.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Well, we're not going to get any votes from there.
The Harrison Hills section doesn't want it streets widened because
it will room the front lawns.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh oh, I guess I said the wrong thing. Oh maze.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
It was the Evergreen section of town that wanted the
streets wider. What did you tell them?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I positively promised them the streets would not be widened.
Ain't ever dumb one, It's not.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
So funny that can cost us the election.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, don't worry about the Evergreen section in the Harrison
Hills section, Alison, I'll give them our shock treatments.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Watch that.
Speaker 14 (20:53):
We've got the new post of prints and we'll put
them up all over the neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
Look, Alice, Alice, for heaven's sake, those are at Waters posters.
We all think so, yes, but they say gimme. Harris says,
vote for Fred at Water or else?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
What would that make you vote for him?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But now you get the idea. There's nothing in American
hates more than having somebody tell him what he's got
to do.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Alice, what's the matter he found?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Found out? What he found out?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
All awful things we've been doing.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And he hates me.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh no, Smile's election day and he makes his big
speech and I need nervous. Did he say he hated No,
But the way he looked at me, Oh, I think
he's just I used to find out that the voters
weren't doing all this stuff in their own hook anybody out.
Oh no, No, he's too jentlemanly. I gotta make himself
(22:08):
of that.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
He's in the next room looking over his speech.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What do you think of pretty mild stuff for the
wind up of our campaign?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You gotta give him a real scorch that would peel
a up a wall. He just won't get mad. I
had some plans to sort of heat him up, but
I guess they aren't gonna work. Let's see what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Boy, is it?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
It's us the Cherry sisters. Oh, come on in, I
hear you mad at this, Paul.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Oh, I'm not mad, Mazie.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I am shocked.
Speaker 10 (22:40):
I can't understand why you did all those things.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
We didn't get you elected.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
You made don't hallish If you just remember this is
a political campaign, and on a high school debating contest,
you might win.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
A two holice.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
You can't blame me for being surprised to hear that
every place in town. Fred Atwater made a speech. Two
women were passing out sling shots on a bunch of
great to each kid there.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All I can say is it sure worked. I understand
Atwater is so staying he's practically invisible, lying on a
blue rug.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
And then then what's this write in campaign? I've suddenly
heard about it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
We were just trying to slip their bowl. I made
speeches all over and if they didn't want to vote
for you to write in anybody's name at all, this
as long as they didn't vote for Atwater and.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
That whispering campaign. I heard that Atwater is charging his
mother rent for living with him, and that dog's instinctively
distrust him, and that he's an escape murderer, and his
name isn't really at Water.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Rare you hear those come in, Paul, Paul the newspaper.
Just phone and read me part of the speech Atwater's
making the night.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Well, what about it, Jim, You you'll.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Pardon me for saying this, missus Patten, but Atwater is
saying that you used to be a strip teese dancer.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
In New York's why not true?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Now where did he get that information? Well? Are you
gonna take that too, Paul?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
No, No, I'm not that did it. I'm going to
that rally tonight and I'm going to name names.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm going to call a spade a spade and a
rat a rat. There's going to be firewors.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's all I wanted to hear. I'm tired and I
can't vote here anyway, so I'm going.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
To sleep for a few days.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You can call me anytime after connect Tuesday.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
Mazie, we got, we got. Her eyes were open, she's
looking at me, but I don't think she's awake.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh I think so.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'm pretty sure. Well is it all over?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yes, Mazie, it's all over.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
And thanks to you and Alice, I'm the new mayor
in this time.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Oh, congratulate. Has you had water conceded yet?
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Long ago? Here's the telegram he sent me.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hearty congratulations and your splendid victory. And I am claiming
fraud in twenty six piecings Ah.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Isn't sweet of him?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And the riding vote was tremendous.
Speaker 14 (25:19):
Guests who almost got elected instead of Paul give us
Mazy reverse.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
In just a moment, we shall return to the Adventures
of Mazie. And now once again here's Mazie.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, that show was some campaigns, and I guess to
prove that if you stir the people up a little,
they'll pick the right man. Paul made a speech when
he took office his mayor. I don't remember the exact words,
but the idea was, I'd rather be a something and
a something than it's something else in someplace else.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
It was a wonderful speech, sort of a message about
what a great country this is. Well, gimme Harrit's retired
and took up position, and they tell me he's a
happy man. And now that the Reform Parties in Atwater
has something called the New Reform Party. Oh well, as
for me, I'm occupied myself. Another jobs get going.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You have just heard.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
The Adventures of Maisie, starring and Southern Maisie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Green.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Loreen Tuttle, Sidney Miller, Sheldon Leonard, Wally Mayer.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
And Peter Leeds. John Easton speaking by the lap round
Hi, you babe, say how about Oh does that answer
your question? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwen Mayor's famous mazy pictures. In just a moment,
you will hear Mazie and Radio starring the same glamorous
star you all went to see and loved on the screen.
(00:34):
And Southern. But first you're announcer, and now here's and Southern.
(01:19):
That's mazy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yep, I'm maze like a man, said Majie rivera Brooklyn.
I'm in show business, a very fascinating business to be
in because you meet so many interesting people who.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Are also out of work.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And you know, I'm always finding myself out of work
in the darnish places Africa, India, Tasmania, Pasadena, but I
always seem.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
To find an old friend not far away.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
For instance, I was in a circus, hanging by my
teeth from a rope and making like a butterfly. It
was no job for anybody with much bridge work, but
I didn't mind it until the treasurer of the circus
ran away with the butterfly next to me and left
us all stranded. I hitch tack to the next town
and was about to look up a girlfriend who'd married
a guy there when a cop stopped me. Ordinarily, I
(02:08):
love cops. They work hard, they don't get paid much.
Everybody sort of shies away from them, and in spite
of this, they're pretty nice guys. But this was a
tough cop.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Just a minute pastis then?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Huh oh, hello, I'm there.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
What's your name, cutie face?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, I'll be glad to tell you. So you want
comic cuty face again?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I amaze you here? What's your name?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Say? I don't believe I know you do I cutie face?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, and you're not gonna get a chance to leave there.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well you're fresh, ain't you?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just fresh enough to keep the flies off?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Go on, shoe fly before I square a little ddt
on you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Oh, you got a lot of funny answers.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I want to make a little trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, what's in your big foot?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Most cops and a beater nice guys? Did you just
get demoted from the vice squad for robbing a bank
or something?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh? You keep your little trap shut the face or
I will run you in.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What sounds like I stepped the nerves, and sure enough
I can see where your side and stripes used to be.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The material didn't say that?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
All right, I've had enough. I am gonna run you
in what the vagrance?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Too bad?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But I'm not broke.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, let's see just how much money you have.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You get away from me out us?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
All right, go ahead, let's see what you do.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'll flip you into the gun where you belong, just
like this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Hey for coffee? Were you little cat? Now you put
your hands up?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Go on, put them up, hey, be careful with that gun.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
All right now, I am gonna run you when you
keep your hands up and walk over toward that call box.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Come on, now this and be reasonable.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You started this and you better stop it right now
before you become the unhappiest man in the world and
you just.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Keep walking toward that call box. I am arresting you
for assaulting an officer.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But no I did was not get down.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
This is Jack Black at the corner of Athan Harrison.
Send the squad car. I'm arresting a girl for assaulting
an officer.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Me.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
That's who I know, funny cracks, wise guy, You just
send that car.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Gee, She's got friends everywhere, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You're gonna be sorry, cuty face.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'll tell you what I'll do, Jack. If you make
that charge stick, I'll personally buy you a beautiful leather
holster for your rubber hose.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I tell you, sergeant, she knocked me down, and I
want to arrest it. I'll keep your buttons on, Jack.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Why make trouble anyhow, Sergeant. I never laid a hand
on him, all right, did was kick his big feet
out from underregy Old.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Gimme, Hey, I'm glad you are here.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Hello, Jack, you're keeping your shoes lay stepping down.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, but hey, look I got a problem. Gimme.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I drunk this girl in for being fresh and knocking
me down on the sergeant here he want booker.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He got fresh with me, grabbed hold of he tried
to get my money and cripp him.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Tell under the gutter.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now he wants to blame me for it.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Who is this little blond rabbit.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
Our name's Maisie Revere Mazy.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
This is Jimmy Harris. He owns this town.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Ah, how much of it did you have to sell?
The by that ring you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Never mind, No, you remember, gimme.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
I've always been a friend of yours, especially at election time,
and there's an election coming up pretty soon.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I'll give me up threats, or I'll have you patrolling
the suits.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I can't think of the nice a rat for the job.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
What do I do about Maisie Revere?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Gimme you.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
You don't live in this town, do you, brother?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, but I'm willing to.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Today's in jail, Sergeant.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Two days in jail? Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Why don't you arrest this jerk here who started it?
Speaker 9 (05:52):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Who you call him a jerk?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You arrest him, not me.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
This jerk voat's here, and you don't listen.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I don't like this being called a jerk.
Speaker 10 (06:00):
Me.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
That's what you are.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I got friends here and they vote. My girlfriend married
a real nice guy here. Her name's Alice Patton.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Now, oh oh no, sergeant changed that to three days
in jail.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Three days in jail.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh well, they seemed like a nice guy at the time.
Come on, gimme, let me get out of here. Besides,
I'm entitled to be sentenced by a judge.
Speaker 12 (06:25):
You want to be sentenced by one of my judges? Well,
sure you don't know those guys. Why sometimes when I
forget to tell them what to do.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
They get enthusiastic and double the sentence they ought to give.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But you can't do this to me. I'm a citizen,
I'm an American, and I'm a human being.
Speaker 11 (06:42):
Listen, cookie Pie, I run this town and I run
a raged What I say goes take her away?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Sergeant.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Okay, okay, gimme.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They told me help, help, help you. Wait, gimme, I'll
fix you.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I've heard that before.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You'll see I'll stick around for your next election. When
I get through, your ballot boxes will be.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
So stopped you will have to feed on my carpet
of sodaz.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh you put a porchard girl, A couple of dear. Oh,
I say, dear. I haven't seen you since the night
you tripped over the footlights and ended up inside the
bass drum. Oh I'll never forget that night. The drummer
kept right on playing.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Were you black and blue?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You're wearing a hair and new colors?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What is it natural?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, no, yes, I try it. What have you been
doing I've been doing three days.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I just got out of the city jail, bazy what for?
I don't know, but I was going to get two
dates until I mentioned your name.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Then I got three days. Oh, oh that's awful. What
did you get arrested for nothing?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I got picked up by a fresh cup with nothing
under his hat but a couple of cirguys. He took
me to the station and I got sentenced by a
man named Gimme Harris. Oh Gimme Harris.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I might have known it, but do you know him?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He's a political boss here in town, and Paul hates
him worse than anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You see.
Speaker 14 (08:24):
Paul is running for mayor in a special election against
Gimme Harris's candidate bread Atwater.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh you mean you might be a mayorist or a
mayor of tricks or something. Yes, only Paul hasn't got
a chance winning.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh jesus, what's he running for?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Then?
Speaker 14 (08:41):
Well, somebody has to run against Gimme Harris's candidate, So
our reform group always puts up the person they think
will be hurt least by not winning.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh sounds sort of like a booby prize.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It is, my dear, nobody ever wins. Gee you lexwell, Alice, did.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You sure have changed?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I've changed?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I can't imagine the Alice, I knew telling her friend
that her husband was going to get his ears knocked
down in a political fight.
Speaker 14 (09:07):
Oh, I know it sounds kind of bad, but maybe
this isn't show business. You see how blong to the
country club set?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, well, you've been setting too long. You gotta get
up in a fight.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Gimme Harris. Isn't so bright that a couple of smart
girls couldn't beat his machine?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you really think so amazing?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Know?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm good and mad right now.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I didn't like being tossed into the city's little brown
jug and I'm gonna make gimme Harris pay for that.
Oh swell, but how are you going to do it?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But Alice, the.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
First thing is for us to be determined. The minor
details can come later. Yeah, we'll teach gimme Harris never
to underestimate the power of women, especially blonde.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I wanted to meet my husband pool.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
This is park Hello, Mazie.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Well, Alice, she's all you said she was and a
little more.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, it's very nice to be to let a little
jailbirds stay with you.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Oh I heard about that, Mazie, And let me apologize
on behalf of the city. It wouldn't happen if I
ever became mayor.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, what do you mean if you are going to
be the mayor?
Speaker 10 (10:22):
No, I'm just running to fill up the opposition side
of the ballot. What chance have I got? Gimme Harris
has a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But it may be well oiled now, but when you
hear what happens when Alice and I drop a few
monkey wrenches into it, we're gonna ruin mister Harris, and
I let you.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Oh no, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Go don't you want to be fred Atwater and gimme Harris?
Don't you want to be the town's new mayor?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh? Yes, of course.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
But Alice, I don't want you to get mixed up
in politics. It's a dirty business.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
We get some ideas from making it, even daty people
on it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
We just want to help.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
After all, nobody ever does anything for all parties.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
We don't make any speeches, or have rallies or anything.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Well, Alice, we believe in appealing to the intelligence of
the voters.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh well, I suppose that does swing all the chess
players over to your side. Paul, aren't you going to
put up some kind of a fight.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
Well, certainly, Alice, But I don't want to stoop to
any of the low sneaking tricks that Gimme Harris used.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, you don't have to, Paul. We have somebody in
mind on your side who'll do.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
The stupend for Yet I positively forbid you to do
any such thing. If you and Mazie want to help,
say by giving a few teas for the precinct workers,
that would be fine.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Why give them a tea? They're gonna vote for you anyhow,
aren't they.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Well, of course I know what you girls have in mind,
but you forget that this is the Reform Party. Well,
I don't want to seem prissy about this, but we
stand for honesty, truth, fair play, and a good representative
city government.
Speaker 14 (11:52):
Oh yes, that's what you stand for, Paul. But you
haven't got anybody in the city government.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So what good does it do?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Well?
Speaker 10 (11:59):
None right now, but someday it will and once we
start throwing mud with just as bad as Gimme Harris's crowd.
Oh excuse me, I'll take it in the next role.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Well, lazy, I guess that's a Alice.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You weren't giving that value. Well, you heard what he
said to forbid me. Oh, Alice, you know how men are.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They're nice to have a round, but they do and
say a lot of stupid things. Surely you're not gonna
pay any attention to him, But Mazy, he's my home. Well,
all the more reason why you gotta get in and
fight for him. The poor ignorant guy doesn't realize that
the best way to beat a dirty fighter is to
get in the first kick in the stomach. Oh, that's
what we're gonna do. Well, we won't do anything too bad,
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will we. Well, no, we'll we'll try to stop short
of manslaughter.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm sort of afraid. Oh don't worry, Alice.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
They'll keep the fair name of the Reform Party bright
and shining, even if we have to use every crooked
trick of the book to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The adventures of Mazie, Starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment. Now, back to Mazie.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
You know, Mazie, you're visiting our city at a very
good time. A lot of things have happened during the
week you've been here.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh, there's something interesting in the paper this morning.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
What is it, dear, Well, poor old Fred Attwater was
having a monster rally at the auditorium last night.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Did you have a nice turnout of Monstery?
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Well, it seems that after it started somebody took the
tubes out of the amplifying system and nobody could hear
anything he said after the first three minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
An accident, no doubt, poor Alice.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Nobody would take those tubes out by accident. They get
pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'll say they do.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Did you hear what happened when they had the big
Square dance and rally at the Warehouse the.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Night before last?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh no, I ked a mare.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
The sprinkler system went on and everybody.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
There got so.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's saf to to help him along a little.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
That was the night you girls went out to address
some little club somewhere. Remember, Alice, you borrowed my raincoat
for maze?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, came in handy too.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Oh, poor old Fred Attwaters have a bad run of luck?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Why, Paul, surely you aren't laughing at pearl fed bad luck?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Are you?
Speaker 10 (15:08):
Well? Now?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is that the sporting thing to do? I thought the
motto of the Reform Party was truth, honesty and fair
place for all.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
I guess I really shouldn't laugh. But speaking of the motto,
have you seen the new cards that are up on
the telephone poles and fences all over time.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, dear, I haven't. Did they get a nice right red?
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Yes, they are read as a matter of fact, and
our party seems to have a new model. The cards
just say vote for Paul Patten and throw the bums out.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Has a nice punch to it, hasn't it.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
But it doesn't sound like the Reform Party at all.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It sounds like it might get a few votes for
a change.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The old slogan said, you will be making a wise
decision if you vote for Paul Patton, the Reform Party
candidate for Mayer.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Well, it has a lot of dignity.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So of the instructions in the back of a catchup bottle.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Oh well, I'll have to find out who's responsible for
the change.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
Oh, I wouldn't bother you. No, everything seems to be
going along nicely.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yes, Well, what are you girls doing today?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh, we're going to be busy a little bee.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
I heard from Mary that she's fixing lunch for fifty
ladies here today.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yes, dear, yes, we're starving a whispering campaign. Do you
think that's a good idea?
Speaker 14 (16:21):
And we got the biggest gossips from each priescinct to
come here for lunch.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh whispering camp, Well, we thought it would be nice
for everybody to go around whispering, both for Paul patents
for mayor. You know, it's more interesting when somebody's whispers.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Oh, well in that case, Well, I guess it's all right.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And I'm going to give a little educational talk in
mckenry Square to the secretaries who are out getting a
little son during their lancha.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
Oh that's nice, Mazie. I hope you'll appeal to their intelligence.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
No, I'm going to appeal to the woman in them.
That's something I can be sure of.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So all I say, girls, is vote for a nice,
good looking guy that you could fall in love with
instead of a fumbling old Dodo who looks like the boss.
In other words, vote for Paul Patton from mayor and
throw the bombs out. Thank you? Okay, boys, put on
the march music.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Looks like another crowd.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, so far, so good.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Hey, hey, beuty face, Oh it's you doing again?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What are you doing here? When you're read? Somebody who
accidentally steps on the grass.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Jimmy Harris wants to talk to you, but he said
not to force you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Wha the last learning manner?
Speaker 15 (17:49):
Okay, lead the way, I.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Have a the guar.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Thanks, I'll take one to give to Paul Patton. He
might be interested in the quality of the rope you
pass out.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Yeah, help you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You got so many cigars in your vest you look
like a pipe organ.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Now, then let's not beat around the bush.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Come on, bribe me a little, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I will.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
I look, Mazie, I'm an important man around this town.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, I've heard a great deal about you.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Maybe so, but you can't prove it.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
And I intend to keep this town nice and quiet
like it's always been.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
You've been stirring it up.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It needed it too, And now we're going to throw
you and your boys out and have a little decent
city government.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
Maybe we'd better talk cash five thousand dollars. It'd make
real nice stuffing for your safety, past parks.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I didn't come here for money, gimme. I came here
to ask you if you ever thought about quitting before
they toss you out in your hip pockets, why don't.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You go fishing?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Take it easy? Did you have a nice, healthy tan
instead of that poker parlor? Pallor live alootle yourself and
could lost up everybody else's life.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Yeah, he'll be silly. Hey, this is the best campaign
I've had in years. I'm going to put the pressure
on you now. I know a few dairy tricks I've
been itching to use.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'll bet you do, and so do I. I'm going
to get even for those three days in jail for nothing.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Oh no, I'm sort of sorry about that, butter Cup.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, and I didn't like it either. Now there's one
thing I want to ask you to do is a gentleman.
I hope you won't mention anything about Alice Patten having
been a strip tease girl.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
One.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It wouldn't be cricket, would it.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
No, it wouldn't be cricket.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
He Alice, amazing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
We're right here in the living room, Paul.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Which one of you was making his speech in the
Harrison Hills section of town last night?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
How did you come.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Out, Limpen?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But waste no time then, m gimme Harris. His men
were thrown tomatoes with rocks inside of them.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
If I'm not mistaken, Mazie, you promised those people that
we would widen the streets.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, that's right. We can always change our minds as
we get elected.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Well, we're not going to get any votes from there.
The Harrison Hills section doesn't want it streets widened because
it will room the front lawns.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh oh, I guess I said the wrong thing. Oh maze.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
It was the Evergreen section of town that wanted the
streets wider. What did you tell them?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I positively promised them the streets would not be widened.
Ain't ever dumb one, It's not.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
So funny that can cost us the election.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, don't worry about the Evergreen section in the Harrison
Hills section, Alison, I'll give them our shock treatments.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Watch that.
Speaker 14 (20:53):
We've got the new post of prints and we'll put
them up all over the neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
Look, Alice, Alice, for heaven's sake, those are at Waters posters.
We all think so, yes, but they say gimme. Harris says,
vote for Fred at Water or else?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
What would that make you vote for him?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But now you get the idea. There's nothing in American
hates more than having somebody tell him what he's got
to do.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Alice, what's the matter he found?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Found out? What he found out?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
All awful things we've been doing.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And he hates me.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh no, Smile's election day and he makes his big
speech and I need nervous. Did he say he hated No,
But the way he looked at me, Oh, I think
he's just I used to find out that the voters
weren't doing all this stuff in their own hook anybody out.
Oh no, No, he's too jentlemanly. I gotta make himself
(22:08):
of that.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
He's in the next room looking over his speech.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What do you think of pretty mild stuff for the
wind up of our campaign?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You gotta give him a real scorch that would peel
a up a wall. He just won't get mad. I
had some plans to sort of heat him up, but
I guess they aren't gonna work. Let's see what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Boy, is it?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
It's us the Cherry sisters. Oh, come on in, I
hear you mad at this, Paul.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Oh, I'm not mad, Mazie.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I am shocked.
Speaker 10 (22:40):
I can't understand why you did all those things.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
We didn't get you elected.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
You made don't hallish If you just remember this is
a political campaign, and on a high school debating contest,
you might win.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
A two holice.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
You can't blame me for being surprised to hear that
every place in town. Fred Atwater made a speech. Two
women were passing out sling shots on a bunch of
great to each kid there.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All I can say is it sure worked. I understand
Atwater is so staying he's practically invisible, lying on a
blue rug.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
And then then what's this write in campaign? I've suddenly
heard about it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
We were just trying to slip their bowl. I made
speeches all over and if they didn't want to vote
for you to write in anybody's name at all, this
as long as they didn't vote for Atwater and.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
That whispering campaign. I heard that Atwater is charging his
mother rent for living with him, and that dog's instinctively
distrust him, and that he's an escape murderer, and his
name isn't really at Water.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Rare you hear those come in, Paul, Paul the newspaper.
Just phone and read me part of the speech Atwater's
making the night.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Well, what about it, Jim, You you'll.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Pardon me for saying this, missus Patten, but Atwater is
saying that you used to be a strip teese dancer.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
In New York's why not true?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Now where did he get that information? Well? Are you
gonna take that too, Paul?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
No, No, I'm not that did it. I'm going to
that rally tonight and I'm going to name names.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm going to call a spade a spade and a
rat a rat. There's going to be firewors.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's all I wanted to hear. I'm tired and I
can't vote here anyway, so I'm going.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
To sleep for a few days.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You can call me anytime after connect Tuesday.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
Mazie, we got, we got. Her eyes were open, she's
looking at me, but I don't think she's awake.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh I think so.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'm pretty sure. Well is it all over?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yes, Mazie, it's all over.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
And thanks to you and Alice, I'm the new mayor
in this time.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Oh, congratulate. Has you had water conceded yet?
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Long ago? Here's the telegram he sent me.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hearty congratulations and your splendid victory. And I am claiming
fraud in twenty six piecings Ah.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Isn't sweet of him?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And the riding vote was tremendous.
Speaker 14 (25:19):
Guests who almost got elected instead of Paul give us
Mazy reverse.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
In just a moment, we shall return to the Adventures
of Mazie. And now once again here's Mazie.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, that show was some campaigns, and I guess to
prove that if you stir the people up a little,
they'll pick the right man. Paul made a speech when
he took office his mayor. I don't remember the exact words,
but the idea was, I'd rather be a something and
a something than it's something else in someplace else.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
It was a wonderful speech, sort of a message about
what a great country this is. Well, gimme Harrit's retired
and took up position, and they tell me he's a
happy man. And now that the Reform Parties in Atwater
has something called the New Reform Party. Oh well, as
for me, I'm occupied myself. Another jobs get going.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You have just heard.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
The Adventures of Maisie, starring and Southern Maisie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Green.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Loreen Tuttle, Sidney Miller, Sheldon Leonard, Wally Mayer.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
And Peter Leeds. John Easton speaking by the lap round
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