May 22, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hi, you, fabcy.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
How about does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. In just a moment,
you'll hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star
you all went to see and loved on the screen.
(00:37):
And Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But first, you're announcer our. Here is Anne Southern as maze.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yep, I'm mazy, like the man said Mazie Revere. Just
a hard working girl who wants to get married. It
runs in our family. I guess I come from a
long line of married people. And I got me a
fellow too, Eddie Jordan. He lives in my boarding house,
Missus Kennedy's place, and he's my fiance fiance. That's French
(01:51):
pers what's the hurry about getting married? Eddie works in
an insurance office and his boss says he's dependable, steady
and reliable. So you see, you don't make much money.
That's why our entertainment usually consists of such exciting things
as sitting in the grass alongside the George Washington Bridge
and counting the out of town cars. But tonight he's
(02:15):
going to take me out formal. It's sort of a surprise.
He don't know about it yet. The occasion, well, it's
sort of an anniversary. And yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's me, Mazie, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I got a surprise for you, honey. On my way
home from work, I stopped and got a hamburger for you.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh gee, Eddie, Then you didn't forget our anniversary?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Come in, Darling, Mazie, did you say anniversary?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I certain me, Darling. Don't tell me you've forgotten what
day this is?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, of course not, sweetheart, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Eddie Jordan. It's not my birthday. Today is exactly one year,
four months and eight days since since what well, since
we first met? Oh yeah, well, well what well you
take me to celebrate?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
To celebrate what?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You just haven't been listening to celebrate our anniversary? Or
have you already forgotten that today is exactly one year
four month?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, okay?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, then you did plan to take me someplace? You
just can't keep anything a secret canyon.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, I'm a regular blaber man, Mazie. Where am I?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Any place in particular you want to go to celebrate
this very important day, of.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Course, not, Eddie. I'll go any place you want to
take me, even if it's a nightclub.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Nightclub, a night club.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh, Eddie, that's a wonderful idea. How did you ever
happen to think of it?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh? It just came to my mind when I wasn't thinking. Look,
have you picked out any particular nightclub that I've decided
to take you to yet?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of course, not, darling. This is your night night to
have fun, and I'll tag along to any club, even
if it's the Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The Rich Garden. Well I like that, you do?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh so do I. I'll be ready at eight.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
If you think that I'm the.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Kind that wants to talk her fellow out of doing
what he thinks. He owes his fiance and she'd be
a hard progn if she didn't go, then you're wrong.
I'll go right down to the rich Gardens and make
sure they give us a good table.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Oh mister, hey, mister, yes, miss you wish to speak
to me?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah? You're the headway to hear at this club, aren't you?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
If you don't mind, mss I'm the mate of d
Now there's something you desire?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes, yeah, you see I've got a boyfriend and he
don't make much money, so therefore he can't afford to
spend very much, can he.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Your logic is quite refreshing, madam.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I thought so, and that's why I'd like to reserve
a ringside table that wouldn't cost too much.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Or a nice cheap ringside table.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, it shouldn't be too close to the orchestra and
not too far. We'd like it close enough to see
the whole floor show. And we'd prefer it right under
a nice romantic palm.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Tree, naturally, madam, If when can you come in for
the fitting?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Gee? So wouldn't you have just a tiny little table
someplace just for two huh please?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well, mister there is one.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
No, I wouldn't give that table to my own wife.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh well, well, we'll just take anything as long as
tonight Eddie and me have each other.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Very well missed, But don't expect too much as far
as the palm tree is concerned.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You mean the tables under a palm tree.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Well, not exactly under it, more behind it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh, but we can't see the floor show.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Not exactly see it more more hear it, yes, but.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Faintly well, beggars can't be choosers. I always say, we'll
take it.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh, that's a brave girl.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, and I hope Eddie can walk. We'll fast go
into the dance car. If he don't by the time
he gets there, is tuxedo may be out of style.
(06:49):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's Basi.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh, come in, Missus Kennedy, Basie, I just came up
to tell you that there's hmm, it's the new evening
gun I bought, Missus Kennedy, I mean borrowed for tonight.
You like it?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
It's shocking?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh gee, thanks, Since my personality, don't you think, I mean?
It brings out the real me.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes, in several places.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'm wearing it tonight at the Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh oh, I understand all the cigarette girls. They're dressed
sort of undressy like that.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Takes the customer's minds off the short change and I imagine.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh, I'm not working there, Missus Kennedy, I'm being taken.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Oh now, look, mazy, honey. I know I'm just your
landlady and it's really none of my business, but you
can't trust any of them Broadway playboys.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, you don't have to worry about this little Broadway playboy,
Missus Kennedy, Eddie ain't the taking advantage of a girl
type Eddie. Yeah, you can always tell what he's planning
to do next. Darn it, you mean Eddie.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I mean you're Eddie's going to spend money on you,
real money.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah. I feel a little guilty about it. Well, you know,
tricking him into it. The poor guy works like a
beaver for what he gets. Maybe I should call the
whole thing off, don't you think?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I certainly don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh well, you mean a girl should have a little
excitement in her life, make a few beautiful memories to
look back to when she's old and gray. Yes, ah,
missus Kennedy, you have such a convincing way of putting things.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Go ahead and have fun while you're young, lazy fun
and excitement. Oh, I tell you, there's nothing like a
handsome man holding you in his arms while the orchestra
is playing soft, sweet music.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Why, missus Kennedy, don't tell me that some handsome man
has ever done that with you?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well, not exactly.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
That's just a little game I sometimes play with my arteries.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Razy.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
There's nothing like having a friend and.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh that's it. I almost forgot.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Well, the reason I came up here.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
You got a visitor, Mazie downstairs in the parlor. Uh,
Mildred Cassidy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Millie Cassidy. Why I haven't seen her in years. I
wonder if she's changed.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Well, she has beautiful hair, it's red.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
She's changed. You know. Milly and me went to public
school together in Brooklyn. Oh, of course I only went
as far as the fourth grade, but she stayed till
the fifth to complete her education. You know, gee, I
wonder what she wants.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, she said she just got a job.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, she dropped in the globe.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Huh, No, it's out of town, someplace she leaves tomorrow.
Said she just dropped over to say hello and dudbye.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well that's relief. I was afraid maybe she'd try to
move into my date tonight with Eddie.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
You mean she invites herself where she's not wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah. Back at school, she was known as tagalong Cassidy. Well,
here go Amazi nel Darning. It's wonderful to see you again.
(10:17):
Too bad you can't stay. Oh but I can.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Mazy My train don't leave till tomorrow. Oh, and I
have so much to tell you. What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Well, Mildred, if it were some other night, but.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Tonight, she's got plans.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Oh, it couldn't be anything real important, I'm sure, And
well tonight I'm not gonna have anything on.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Well, then why don't you take a bath?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She's a sweet old thing, isn't she, Nellie. I really
like to spend your last night in time with you,
But but tonight I was sort of planning. I'm going
to a Nightclubmazi. Honey, don't change your plans on account
of me.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Oh, then you don't really mind, course not, Billy, I
just love nightclub.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Gee, that's a load off my mind. I'll say, look, Belgian,
it's none of my business.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
You're so right mazy. That gown you have on, I
mean almost have on. You don't have to wear it
tonight just for me.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
But she ain't wearing it for you, She's wearing it
for Eddie, a fellazy with me. You don't tell me
you got a fella? Why not? What am I a
hunk of chop liver? Oh and his name is Eddie?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Huh yeah, Gee, I don't suppose I'll ever get to
need him.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
No, I don't suppose you see Mazie in him are
engaged since a year ago.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, and tonight we celebrating. He's taken me to the
ritz a Garden, to Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Oh geane, Mazy, I've always dreamed about going to the
Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Well, the next time, you're have a good time, now, Mazy, Honey,
you've got to finish dressing.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, well, goodbye, Mildred. I'm awfully sorry about tonight. Oh
that's all right, Mazy, don't worry about me. I'll just
go home and stare at the wallpaper.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Maybe I'll try on my new evening gownments.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I never got to wear it.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
And don't you even give a second thought that the
only friend I wanted to visit with some my last
night in time with you?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Just go go and have a mamless time.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Well, look, mill did I I'd really love to have
you join Eddie and me. You would swell on me
to this alone, But mild I didn't mean, Oh gosh,
it's too late, she's gone.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh now, poor Eddie has an extra face to feed Maze.
When he finds out you've invited that schlump along, Eddie
is gonna hit the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, and Tudor on his Gonna Hit It with Me.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
The adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
G gosh, Eddie, this here wits garden. Sure is a
swanky club, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Sure? Sure? But what are we sitting here? Just outside?
Why are we sitting here? Let's go in and find
our table.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, Eddie, this is our table.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
After all, it's costing plenty to count this is our table?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Out of this world?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Ain't it a little too far out? Mazie? Maybe we
ought to just go to a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh, Eddie, you're disappointed in the location of our.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Tape, not at all, dear. After all, it's only costing
me twenty dollars ahead, and for that kind of money,
I can't expect to be right in the club anyway, Mazie, Honey,
at least will be alone, just the.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Two of us, Yeah, just the two of Eddie.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Wait a minute, Mazie, this must be the wrong table.
After all, there are three settings here three yeah, one.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Two three, Honey, Let's dance.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The band is not playing, but how do you know?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Maybe they are. Let's dance.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Mazy Revere what's that third setting for it?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh gosh, I'm starved, honey. Waiter, Oh, waiter, Miss.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I am not a waiter maa d remember Oh yeah,
the sensitive one.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh, this is Eddie.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Eddie made hard, he made old boy. I want to
thank you for giving us this table. You must accept
this to show my appreciation.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Goody goodye a whole dime.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
Now I can retire and travel like I always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, you can see all far away places, some even
farther away than this table.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah. And while we're on the subject, chum, I think
you've made a small mistake here. There are three settings.
But but I received a call from this lady.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I'm starved.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, then you'd like to see a waiter for twenty
bucks ahead to see something?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Very well, I shall take your order.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
I don't think I can get a waiter to come
all the way out here.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, he might not be able to find his way
back to the club. Gosh, I'm stopped, Senor. How much
are your steaks?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Seven fifty?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'll have a cup of coffee and.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You, maharage, Well, I'm not hungry.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I just ate yesterday. I'll have coffee too, very well.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Not will that be two coffees, are just one for
the two of you. They're quite large cups. You know,
we'll each have a cup. Oh, yes, it's a night
we live, don't.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Oh yes, shall I bring a cup for the other lady.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
You're expecting other lady?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Amaze?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah? Yeah, my so long now. And if you see
anything on the tablecloth when you come back that looks
like ketchup, it ain't.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I look forward. Okay, Mazie. Who's the other lady?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Well niled with Cassidy Eddie. She insisted on joining us
when Nildred arrived. We'll just talk the two of us
and pretend that she isn't even here.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh you mean freezer ound of the conversation.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, that's it, Ignora out of here.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Well I'm here at last, Maze honey, G I'll bet
you thought I wasn't coming.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We knew you'd come. I broke a mirror this morning.
This is Eddie, Eddie, this is Mildred.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Oh please to make you a quaintance, I'm sure. G.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'll bet you were surprised to find out I was
joining you.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Surprised hardly the word Well.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
I am a little late, but you know what, Confucius says,
it's better late than ever.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Confucius should worry how he spends my money.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh he's real cute, Mazie. It's such a keen sense
of humor. You should catch him at parties when he
pops a pillow under his coat and makes himself for
a fat man. Well here we are together, just the
three of us.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yeah, you know, while getting dressed tonight, I slipped in
the shower and almost broke my neck.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That's nice. My sure are a bunch of ya ya,
aren't we.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, Eddie, I hear you tell just perfectly high larious stories.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah you dead, Mildred. It follows down at the office.
Think of a regular card, A funny thing. I just
happened to think about a riddle and stop me.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
If you've heard this, you remember what we said, you know, Mazie.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Eddie reminds me a little of that fellow that used
to be so nuts about you. Thought you were really
feel pretty. You know that an incided fellow, Willie Burns.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
This riddle really kills met Willy Burns.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I do remember him. He was the rich kid on
the block, owned his own skate key and everything. This
is really Lilly didn't marry that there, Gully was so
stuck under the Mildred. Oh what was her name again? Nuts, No,
but you were close, Eddie. It was O'Reilly, Rudolph O'Reilly.
(19:30):
Her mother had a crush on Valentino.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Why don't you tell?
Speaker 8 (19:34):
But Rudy married somebody else, some professional man, a barber.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I think, okay, if you insist, I'll tell it. What
does an elephant have that no other animal can.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Guess?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Who just got divorced? I give up?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You do well? The answer is got divorced?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Mildred. I thought you were addressing me for a change.
Herman and Arline Rosenberg. He took the care and gave
her the apartment. Lucky girl.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I don't know what does an elephant have that no
animal can have?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Herman's brother George.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, no, you're not even warm.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What about George Mildered I had a crush on him once. Yeah, Oh,
poor George.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
He worked in the delicatessen store and lost part of
his thumb cutting salami too thin Ah, the port fella.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The answer is little elephants, Little elephants.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But I don't see anything to laugh at, Eddie. Losing
a part of your thumb can be very painful.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Other things can be very painful too, Maizie. After all,
I'm sitting at this table too.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You well you never know it. Why you haven't even
opened your mouth since Mildord got here.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh, I'm just a big kill joy. Well, so long
now I think I found myself.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Say, Mazie, you'll never guess who I ran into the
other day, Alice Ferguson.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
She go and sity with a fellow at Mildred.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Well, she didn't volunteer to tell me, so naturally, I
didn't volunteer to ask.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What an admirable attitude, Mildred. If a girl her age
wants to keep sake with things like that to herself,
so let her all. It's safe, don't you think I'm right? Eddie? Eddie?
Where is he? Oh?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Over on the dance floor, Mazie, And well he's dancing
with a hat check girl.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well that's what I call nerve, inviting the girl out
to a club and they're not paying any attention to
her it all. Hmm, Well you can play at that game.
What are you gonna do, Mazie. I'm gonna pick up
the handsomest man in this club and make any joe. Yeah,
I did serve him right.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Oh, say, Mazie, there's a nice looking fellow sitting alone
at that table.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Welly ain't gonna be alone long.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I beg your pardoners, But have we met someplace before?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How dare you talk to me, sir, a total stranger?
Go away at once, or I shall call the manager.
Go away at once? Do you hear?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well if you insist?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But first, would you mind getting up off my lap?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Ah? I was this your lap I'm sitting on. I
thought it was mine.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
You can sit on your own lap this I'd like
to see.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh no, I mean I thought it was my table.
It's so dark in here that anyone can make a mistake.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I'm glad that you did.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
How about a little champagne.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm sorry. I do not indulge in liquid beverages.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh please, A little drinking will help break the ice.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What do I want with some brogun eyes?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Rasy ah razy?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh quick, mister, this is your chance to kiss me,
kiss you. I never eat it with a stranger. I mean,
come on, kiss me please?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Okay, baby, here goes Maze.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You weren't back at the table, so I Mazie.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, oh, excuse me, sit down, Eddie will be through
in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Now, look here, Feller. I don't know whether you whether
you're drunk or not, or whether Maze got hit in
the head with a passing prey. But that's Mazie. You're kissing. Oh,
how do you do Mazie.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I'm Steve Clark.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
How do you do this? Here's Eddie Jordan.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
How do you do Eddie? Hi? Steve, I mean Steve,
Steve Clark, Eddie, your well of all people here.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Here, you two know each other.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sure from the army. We were in Guadalcanal together.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
We were buddies.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, well you can stop being buddies right now, Eddie.
I've got to get something off my mind.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
First, get it off Steve's lap. You're wrinkling, he's paint.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, you don't care that he's Maddy in love with
me and that he asked me to dance, not like
a certain other fellow who.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Brung me here, Eddie, Eddie, this will kill you.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Guess who I ran into last week? Our old CEO,
Colonel Henderson, Not old Colonel Henderson.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
He asked me to have a drink with him.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh that's impossible, Colonel Henderson doesn't drink. Oh the colonel
sure had a sense of humor, Didney Eddie?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
A million laughs.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The old guy was, I know, riddle about an elephant?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Say, Steve, whatever happened to that girl you were running
around with my stretch?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You mean Sally?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, no single one?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
He is playing to get Eddie. It's a rumba. You
should dance here was good to a ramba?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh you mean Charlotte? Yeah? Ever see her anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh? See this music? Sure said your feet happened?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Nope, I don't get to see Charlotte much now, Eddie,
she's married. Oh yeah to who to? Who?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
To? Who?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
You man? All you do is gab gab gab about
people I don't even know. If you don't stop any Jordan,
I'm gonna write.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Back to Case say yeah, whatever happened to Georgia?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I said, I'm going back to my table.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Did George re enlist like you said he would?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He got married?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Hmm?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, coward that boy.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I said, I'm going back to my table.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
So indeed, have you ever.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Run across Corporal Johnny Morgan? Remember if it weren't for him,
we'd both be dead now.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But as far as I'm concerned, you both are so
long kids happy yaaa yasha yachata. Gee. Isn't this music
just heavenly? You know I could go on dancing all
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night with you like this, So could I maybe? But
next time, let me leave you just a moment.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
We shall return through the advent And now once again here's.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I guess maybe I should have paid more attention to
Eddie instead of being carried away by all that gossip
talk with Mildred. But well, I'm a woman and that's
my only excuse. Thankly, Eddie was perfectly right and leaving
the table and dancing with that hat check girl. So
later on I had a long talk with him and
he finally apologized, so I forgave him. It turned out fine.
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Mildred had to leave early because the waiter dropped a
tray of food all over her dress. Cost pre Eddy
ten dollars for that, five to Mildred to have the
dress cleaned, and the other five to the waiter for
making it look like an accident. God, she's been a
wonderful night, but I wish Eddie would realize there's something
more to dancing than just walking around and wiping your
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feet on the floor.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie,
was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and
conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting Chavs included Pat mcgeeon, Elvia Allman,
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Peter Leeds, Joan Banks and Hans Conried. Jack McCoy speaking
Hi, you, fabcy.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
How about does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. In just a moment,
you'll hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star
you all went to see and loved on the screen.
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And Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But first, you're announcer our. Here is Anne Southern as maze.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yep, I'm mazy, like the man said Mazie Revere. Just
a hard working girl who wants to get married. It
runs in our family. I guess I come from a
long line of married people. And I got me a
fellow too, Eddie Jordan. He lives in my boarding house,
Missus Kennedy's place, and he's my fiance fiance. That's French
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pers what's the hurry about getting married? Eddie works in
an insurance office and his boss says he's dependable, steady
and reliable. So you see, you don't make much money.
That's why our entertainment usually consists of such exciting things
as sitting in the grass alongside the George Washington Bridge
and counting the out of town cars. But tonight he's
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going to take me out formal. It's sort of a surprise.
He don't know about it yet. The occasion, well, it's
sort of an anniversary. And yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's me, Mazie, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I got a surprise for you, honey. On my way
home from work, I stopped and got a hamburger for you.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh gee, Eddie, Then you didn't forget our anniversary?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Come in, Darling, Mazie, did you say anniversary?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I certain me, Darling. Don't tell me you've forgotten what
day this is?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, of course not, sweetheart, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Eddie Jordan. It's not my birthday. Today is exactly one year,
four months and eight days since since what well, since
we first met? Oh yeah, well, well what well you
take me to celebrate?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
To celebrate what?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You just haven't been listening to celebrate our anniversary? Or
have you already forgotten that today is exactly one year
four month?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, okay?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, then you did plan to take me someplace? You
just can't keep anything a secret canyon.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, I'm a regular blaber man, Mazie. Where am I?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Any place in particular you want to go to celebrate
this very important day, of.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Course, not, Eddie. I'll go any place you want to
take me, even if it's a nightclub.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Nightclub, a night club.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh, Eddie, that's a wonderful idea. How did you ever
happen to think of it?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh? It just came to my mind when I wasn't thinking. Look,
have you picked out any particular nightclub that I've decided
to take you to yet?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of course, not, darling. This is your night night to
have fun, and I'll tag along to any club, even
if it's the Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The Rich Garden. Well I like that, you do?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh so do I. I'll be ready at eight.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
If you think that I'm the.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Kind that wants to talk her fellow out of doing
what he thinks. He owes his fiance and she'd be
a hard progn if she didn't go, then you're wrong.
I'll go right down to the rich Gardens and make
sure they give us a good table.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Oh mister, hey, mister, yes, miss you wish to speak
to me?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah? You're the headway to hear at this club, aren't you?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
If you don't mind, mss I'm the mate of d
Now there's something you desire?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes, yeah, you see I've got a boyfriend and he
don't make much money, so therefore he can't afford to
spend very much, can he.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Your logic is quite refreshing, madam.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I thought so, and that's why I'd like to reserve
a ringside table that wouldn't cost too much.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Or a nice cheap ringside table.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, it shouldn't be too close to the orchestra and
not too far. We'd like it close enough to see
the whole floor show. And we'd prefer it right under
a nice romantic palm.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Tree, naturally, madam, If when can you come in for
the fitting?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Gee? So wouldn't you have just a tiny little table
someplace just for two huh please?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well, mister there is one.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
No, I wouldn't give that table to my own wife.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh well, well, we'll just take anything as long as
tonight Eddie and me have each other.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Very well missed, But don't expect too much as far
as the palm tree is concerned.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You mean the tables under a palm tree.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Well, not exactly under it, more behind it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh, but we can't see the floor show.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Not exactly see it more more hear it, yes, but.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Faintly well, beggars can't be choosers. I always say, we'll
take it.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh, that's a brave girl.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, and I hope Eddie can walk. We'll fast go
into the dance car. If he don't by the time
he gets there, is tuxedo may be out of style.
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Who is it?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's Basi.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh, come in, Missus Kennedy, Basie, I just came up
to tell you that there's hmm, it's the new evening
gun I bought, Missus Kennedy, I mean borrowed for tonight.
You like it?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
It's shocking?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh gee, thanks, Since my personality, don't you think, I mean?
It brings out the real me.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes, in several places.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'm wearing it tonight at the Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh oh, I understand all the cigarette girls. They're dressed
sort of undressy like that.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Takes the customer's minds off the short change and I imagine.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh, I'm not working there, Missus Kennedy, I'm being taken.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Oh now, look, mazy, honey. I know I'm just your
landlady and it's really none of my business, but you
can't trust any of them Broadway playboys.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, you don't have to worry about this little Broadway playboy,
Missus Kennedy, Eddie ain't the taking advantage of a girl
type Eddie. Yeah, you can always tell what he's planning
to do next. Darn it, you mean Eddie.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I mean you're Eddie's going to spend money on you,
real money.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah. I feel a little guilty about it. Well, you know,
tricking him into it. The poor guy works like a
beaver for what he gets. Maybe I should call the
whole thing off, don't you think?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I certainly don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh well, you mean a girl should have a little
excitement in her life, make a few beautiful memories to
look back to when she's old and gray. Yes, ah,
missus Kennedy, you have such a convincing way of putting things.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Go ahead and have fun while you're young, lazy fun
and excitement. Oh, I tell you, there's nothing like a
handsome man holding you in his arms while the orchestra
is playing soft, sweet music.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Why, missus Kennedy, don't tell me that some handsome man
has ever done that with you?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well, not exactly.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
That's just a little game I sometimes play with my arteries.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Razy.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
There's nothing like having a friend and.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh that's it. I almost forgot.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Well, the reason I came up here.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
You got a visitor, Mazie downstairs in the parlor. Uh,
Mildred Cassidy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Millie Cassidy. Why I haven't seen her in years. I
wonder if she's changed.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Well, she has beautiful hair, it's red.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
She's changed. You know. Milly and me went to public
school together in Brooklyn. Oh, of course I only went
as far as the fourth grade, but she stayed till
the fifth to complete her education. You know, gee, I
wonder what she wants.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, she said she just got a job.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, she dropped in the globe.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Huh, No, it's out of town, someplace she leaves tomorrow.
Said she just dropped over to say hello and dudbye.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well that's relief. I was afraid maybe she'd try to
move into my date tonight with Eddie.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
You mean she invites herself where she's not wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah. Back at school, she was known as tagalong Cassidy. Well,
here go Amazi nel Darning. It's wonderful to see you again.
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Too bad you can't stay. Oh but I can.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Mazy My train don't leave till tomorrow. Oh, and I
have so much to tell you. What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Well, Mildred, if it were some other night, but.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Tonight, she's got plans.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Oh, it couldn't be anything real important, I'm sure, And
well tonight I'm not gonna have anything on.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Well, then why don't you take a bath?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She's a sweet old thing, isn't she, Nellie. I really
like to spend your last night in time with you,
But but tonight I was sort of planning. I'm going
to a Nightclubmazi. Honey, don't change your plans on account
of me.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Oh, then you don't really mind, course not, Billy, I
just love nightclub.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Gee, that's a load off my mind. I'll say, look, Belgian,
it's none of my business.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
You're so right mazy. That gown you have on, I
mean almost have on. You don't have to wear it
tonight just for me.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
But she ain't wearing it for you, She's wearing it
for Eddie, a fellazy with me. You don't tell me
you got a fella? Why not? What am I a
hunk of chop liver? Oh and his name is Eddie?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Huh yeah, Gee, I don't suppose I'll ever get to
need him.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
No, I don't suppose you see Mazie in him are
engaged since a year ago.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, and tonight we celebrating. He's taken me to the
ritz a Garden, to Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Oh geane, Mazy, I've always dreamed about going to the
Ritz Gardens.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Well, the next time, you're have a good time, now, Mazy, Honey,
you've got to finish dressing.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, well, goodbye, Mildred. I'm awfully sorry about tonight. Oh
that's all right, Mazy, don't worry about me. I'll just
go home and stare at the wallpaper.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Maybe I'll try on my new evening gownments.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I never got to wear it.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
And don't you even give a second thought that the
only friend I wanted to visit with some my last
night in time with you?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Just go go and have a mamless time.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Well, look, mill did I I'd really love to have
you join Eddie and me. You would swell on me
to this alone, But mild I didn't mean, Oh gosh,
it's too late, she's gone.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh now, poor Eddie has an extra face to feed Maze.
When he finds out you've invited that schlump along, Eddie
is gonna hit the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, and Tudor on his Gonna Hit It with Me.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
The adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
G gosh, Eddie, this here wits garden. Sure is a
swanky club, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Sure? Sure? But what are we sitting here? Just outside?
Why are we sitting here? Let's go in and find
our table.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, Eddie, this is our table.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
After all, it's costing plenty to count this is our table?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Out of this world?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Ain't it a little too far out? Mazie? Maybe we
ought to just go to a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh, Eddie, you're disappointed in the location of our.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Tape, not at all, dear. After all, it's only costing
me twenty dollars ahead, and for that kind of money,
I can't expect to be right in the club anyway, Mazie, Honey,
at least will be alone, just the.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Two of us, Yeah, just the two of Eddie.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Wait a minute, Mazie, this must be the wrong table.
After all, there are three settings here three yeah, one.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Two three, Honey, Let's dance.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The band is not playing, but how do you know?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Maybe they are. Let's dance.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Mazy Revere what's that third setting for it?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh gosh, I'm starved, honey. Waiter, Oh, waiter, Miss.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I am not a waiter maa d remember Oh yeah,
the sensitive one.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh, this is Eddie.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Eddie made hard, he made old boy. I want to
thank you for giving us this table. You must accept
this to show my appreciation.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Goody goodye a whole dime.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
Now I can retire and travel like I always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, you can see all far away places, some even
farther away than this table.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah. And while we're on the subject, chum, I think
you've made a small mistake here. There are three settings.
But but I received a call from this lady.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I'm starved.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, then you'd like to see a waiter for twenty
bucks ahead to see something?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Very well, I shall take your order.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
I don't think I can get a waiter to come
all the way out here.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, he might not be able to find his way
back to the club. Gosh, I'm stopped, Senor. How much
are your steaks?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Seven fifty?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'll have a cup of coffee and.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You, maharage, Well, I'm not hungry.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I just ate yesterday. I'll have coffee too, very well.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Not will that be two coffees, are just one for
the two of you. They're quite large cups. You know,
we'll each have a cup. Oh, yes, it's a night
we live, don't.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Oh yes, shall I bring a cup for the other lady.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
You're expecting other lady?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Amaze?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah? Yeah, my so long now. And if you see
anything on the tablecloth when you come back that looks
like ketchup, it ain't.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I look forward. Okay, Mazie. Who's the other lady?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Well niled with Cassidy Eddie. She insisted on joining us
when Nildred arrived. We'll just talk the two of us
and pretend that she isn't even here.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh you mean freezer ound of the conversation.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, that's it, Ignora out of here.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Well I'm here at last, Maze honey, G I'll bet
you thought I wasn't coming.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We knew you'd come. I broke a mirror this morning.
This is Eddie, Eddie, this is Mildred.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Oh please to make you a quaintance, I'm sure. G.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'll bet you were surprised to find out I was
joining you.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Surprised hardly the word Well.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
I am a little late, but you know what, Confucius says,
it's better late than ever.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Confucius should worry how he spends my money.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh he's real cute, Mazie. It's such a keen sense
of humor. You should catch him at parties when he
pops a pillow under his coat and makes himself for
a fat man. Well here we are together, just the
three of us.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yeah, you know, while getting dressed tonight, I slipped in
the shower and almost broke my neck.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That's nice. My sure are a bunch of ya ya,
aren't we.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, Eddie, I hear you tell just perfectly high larious stories.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah you dead, Mildred. It follows down at the office.
Think of a regular card, A funny thing. I just
happened to think about a riddle and stop me.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
If you've heard this, you remember what we said, you know, Mazie.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Eddie reminds me a little of that fellow that used
to be so nuts about you. Thought you were really
feel pretty. You know that an incided fellow, Willie Burns.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
This riddle really kills met Willy Burns.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I do remember him. He was the rich kid on
the block, owned his own skate key and everything. This
is really Lilly didn't marry that there, Gully was so
stuck under the Mildred. Oh what was her name again? Nuts, No,
but you were close, Eddie. It was O'Reilly, Rudolph O'Reilly.
(19:30):
Her mother had a crush on Valentino.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Why don't you tell?
Speaker 8 (19:34):
But Rudy married somebody else, some professional man, a barber.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I think, okay, if you insist, I'll tell it. What
does an elephant have that no other animal can.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Guess?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Who just got divorced? I give up?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You do well? The answer is got divorced?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Mildred. I thought you were addressing me for a change.
Herman and Arline Rosenberg. He took the care and gave
her the apartment. Lucky girl.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I don't know what does an elephant have that no
animal can have?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Herman's brother George.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, no, you're not even warm.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What about George Mildered I had a crush on him once. Yeah, Oh,
poor George.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
He worked in the delicatessen store and lost part of
his thumb cutting salami too thin Ah, the port fella.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The answer is little elephants, Little elephants.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But I don't see anything to laugh at, Eddie. Losing
a part of your thumb can be very painful.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Other things can be very painful too, Maizie. After all,
I'm sitting at this table too.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You well you never know it. Why you haven't even
opened your mouth since Mildord got here.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh, I'm just a big kill joy. Well, so long
now I think I found myself.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Say, Mazie, you'll never guess who I ran into the
other day, Alice Ferguson.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
She go and sity with a fellow at Mildred.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Well, she didn't volunteer to tell me, so naturally, I
didn't volunteer to ask.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What an admirable attitude, Mildred. If a girl her age
wants to keep sake with things like that to herself,
so let her all. It's safe, don't you think I'm right? Eddie? Eddie?
Where is he? Oh?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Over on the dance floor, Mazie, And well he's dancing
with a hat check girl.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well that's what I call nerve, inviting the girl out
to a club and they're not paying any attention to
her it all. Hmm, Well you can play at that game.
What are you gonna do, Mazie. I'm gonna pick up
the handsomest man in this club and make any joe. Yeah,
I did serve him right.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Oh, say, Mazie, there's a nice looking fellow sitting alone
at that table.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Welly ain't gonna be alone long.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I beg your pardoners, But have we met someplace before?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How dare you talk to me, sir, a total stranger?
Go away at once, or I shall call the manager.
Go away at once? Do you hear?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well if you insist?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But first, would you mind getting up off my lap?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Ah? I was this your lap I'm sitting on. I
thought it was mine.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
You can sit on your own lap this I'd like
to see.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh no, I mean I thought it was my table.
It's so dark in here that anyone can make a mistake.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I'm glad that you did.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
How about a little champagne.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm sorry. I do not indulge in liquid beverages.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh please, A little drinking will help break the ice.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What do I want with some brogun eyes?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Rasy ah razy?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh quick, mister, this is your chance to kiss me,
kiss you. I never eat it with a stranger. I mean,
come on, kiss me please?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Okay, baby, here goes Maze.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You weren't back at the table, so I Mazie.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, oh, excuse me, sit down, Eddie will be through
in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Now, look here, Feller. I don't know whether you whether
you're drunk or not, or whether Maze got hit in
the head with a passing prey. But that's Mazie. You're kissing. Oh,
how do you do Mazie.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I'm Steve Clark.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
How do you do this? Here's Eddie Jordan.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
How do you do Eddie? Hi? Steve, I mean Steve,
Steve Clark, Eddie, your well of all people here.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Here, you two know each other.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sure from the army. We were in Guadalcanal together.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
We were buddies.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, well you can stop being buddies right now, Eddie.
I've got to get something off my mind.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
First, get it off Steve's lap. You're wrinkling, he's paint.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, you don't care that he's Maddy in love with
me and that he asked me to dance, not like
a certain other fellow who.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Brung me here, Eddie, Eddie, this will kill you.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Guess who I ran into last week? Our old CEO,
Colonel Henderson, Not old Colonel Henderson.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
He asked me to have a drink with him.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh that's impossible, Colonel Henderson doesn't drink. Oh the colonel
sure had a sense of humor, Didney Eddie?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
A million laughs.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The old guy was, I know, riddle about an elephant?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Say, Steve, whatever happened to that girl you were running
around with my stretch?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You mean Sally?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, no single one?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
He is playing to get Eddie. It's a rumba. You
should dance here was good to a ramba?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh you mean Charlotte? Yeah? Ever see her anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh? See this music? Sure said your feet happened?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Nope, I don't get to see Charlotte much now, Eddie,
she's married. Oh yeah to who to? Who?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
To? Who?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
You man? All you do is gab gab gab about
people I don't even know. If you don't stop any Jordan,
I'm gonna write.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Back to Case say yeah, whatever happened to Georgia?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I said, I'm going back to my table.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Did George re enlist like you said he would?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He got married?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Hmm?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, coward that boy.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I said, I'm going back to my table.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
So indeed, have you ever.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Run across Corporal Johnny Morgan? Remember if it weren't for him,
we'd both be dead now.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But as far as I'm concerned, you both are so
long kids happy yaaa yasha yachata. Gee. Isn't this music
just heavenly? You know I could go on dancing all
(25:43):
night with you like this, So could I maybe? But
next time, let me leave you just a moment.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
We shall return through the advent And now once again here's.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I guess maybe I should have paid more attention to
Eddie instead of being carried away by all that gossip
talk with Mildred. But well, I'm a woman and that's
my only excuse. Thankly, Eddie was perfectly right and leaving
the table and dancing with that hat check girl. So
later on I had a long talk with him and
he finally apologized, so I forgave him. It turned out fine.
(27:13):
Mildred had to leave early because the waiter dropped a
tray of food all over her dress. Cost pre Eddy
ten dollars for that, five to Mildred to have the
dress cleaned, and the other five to the waiter for
making it look like an accident. God, she's been a
wonderful night, but I wish Eddie would realize there's something
more to dancing than just walking around and wiping your
(27:36):
feet on the floor.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie,
was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and
conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting Chavs included Pat mcgeeon, Elvia Allman,
(28:05):
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