July 3, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedy series featuring a spirited young woman navigating life's challenges with wit and charm, often finding herself in humorous situations. Her adventures are both entertaining and endearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I have, babe, say how about it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwyn Mayor's famous Mazie Victors. In just a moment,
you will hear Mazie in radios starring the same glamorous
star you all went to see it loved on the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And Southern.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
But first you're announcer, and now here's an Southern that's Mazie.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yep, I'm Maze like the man said, Mazy reverea of Brooklyn.
But right at the moment, it looks like I'm going
to be Mazy Revere of Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.
Freight car number seven four five three seven seven jeepers.
It has more stuff written on it than the fence
at Ebisfield. Well, maybe you wonder what I'm doing here.
I had a job in a nightclub that was owned
(01:44):
by a woman. Well, she likes a master of ceremonies
and he liked me, and I like to stay healthy,
so I left, especially after I got an anonymous note
on her stationary that said, flowers don't care who they
lie on. Well, I can take a hint, So I
hiked out to the freight yards and well, here's a car.
(02:05):
It looks nice and empty. I they old suit, take
in getting myself. It's sort to get me into the
city by tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Tomorrow afternoon, I should judge.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, maybe it'll be up. Hey who said that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was me?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
The empty box guy? Old boy? That was pretty funny.
It's not very Hey, are you trying to insult me?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, but I'm not making much headways.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Well, I guess you just saw because I saw the
schedule when you thought this box car was empty.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, not really. Well I'll get going and find another car.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, no, that, so you can stay here. I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well that's nice because I'm a lady.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I couldn't tell that you was. At least I
knew that you wasn't a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thanks, I suppose. Well, I guess we're not ready to
take off.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You see what happens that not only am I a gentleman,
I am also a poet.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
A poet. Maybe i'd better find another car after all.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, I'm pretty good to you.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
See.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm anna sort of between Edgar a.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Guest and T. S. Eliott.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So am I and I don't write poetry. Did you
ever have.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Anything in publicly?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Apparently you are a regular reader of the Hobo News.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh well, no, I move around too much.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
All right, you post, get out of this car before
I shake you out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh the yard dick.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Whoa, whoa, look what we got here. Well, Girley, I'm
gonna arrest you. I'm gonna have you tossed on a judge.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, stop being to the big man. If you want
me to get out of the car, I'll go, and
that's all.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I'm gonna throw you in jail, Gurley less, Now mind
your business.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh you want to get tough with me, huh, I'll
rough you up a little.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You look out you I got a club, You had
a club, Give me that.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm just going to what you found nice and slid.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hey, that was wonderful. The train's moving, John.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, I'm real strong, but but I'm especially good as
a poet.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I sure appreciated your brushing off that switchyard, sweetheart, especially
after the way I was started. Kidnap.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh, that was indeed a pleasure. Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Henry Glenn DENNM.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Dylan.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh well, my name is Nazi Vivie that day, I
think I know who you are. Didn't you used to
do a wrestle anybody in the crowd after the little
carnival one?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah I did. That was an unhappy chapter of my life.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh yeah, I remember. Now you got fired because you
were too embarrassed when you put your T shirt off.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I haven't had a good playing job since I was
hired to play football at college.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, hend me. You know something. You need an agent,
somebody who couldn't sell you to a big wrestling promoter
in the city. Yeah, say, I wonder if I could
do it. I'll bet I could.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh no, you don't bother about me.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh well, you didn't have to bother about me when
that yard dick was getting fresh. That you did, and
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well, hey, that's swell. But would you do me one
other little favor?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It all depends. Some men have funny ideas about what's
a little favor?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Would you listen to some of my poetry?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh okay, well boy, all right, okay, this hip hoon.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
This is called night Night by Henry Glenn, Dan and Dylan.
I think that I shall never write a poem lovely
as the night.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
This is more of a favor than I realized.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Good Night upon whose diamonds? Freaking chairs? The moon lies
down and makes on this. Hey, boys, this here is
(06:18):
Mazie Revere.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'm glad to meet you. Harry.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You should be cigar me. Jake right, boys, march Jake right?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Boys?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Hey what about me?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Jey right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Boys, get that away from me. Listen, Harry, are you
looking for a sensational new wrestler or are you a
stick of jerk? As I heard you were amazing.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
I can see your sensational about how good a wrestler
are you?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know I'm not talking about myself. But I couldn't
flip Jake off his feet in two seconds?
Speaker 11 (06:52):
Toss around Jane.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Okay, boy, are you next?
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Harry?
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Get up and match me, Jake my cigar one.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I've got news for you. Jake's out too.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Jake, yeah yeah, boys, pass the street. Oh no, no, no, boys,
I quit.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh well, maybe you'd like to try sidewalking me yourself.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
No, but I got somebody who can't go down, Harry.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Jake re cigar him, Okay, Maze rematch him? Okay, boy,
Maybe I had to brain him too, we could use one.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
What's your proposition.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, I've got a wonderful wrestler. He's got a terrific physique,
he knows all the holes and was in the collegiate
wrestling champion in college.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
My look, Mazie, we don't need no performance here. Takes
too long to get a new man up in the park.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
We like our own low stock company.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
In other words, scram Okay, Harry, there's another restling promoter
in this town. I'll go and see Joey Madero.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
And you're wasting your time, Mazie. I'm Joey Madero.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
So now what he comes through?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, Well, I guess I'll take your first suggestion. I'll scrap.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
God, it was nice meeting.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You don't come by, don't worry. I will. I'll find
some way to work my wrestler in, whether you like
it or not. Oh it's another fresh WRESTLERO. Hey, that's
no wolves. That may be opportunity knocking in my door.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
A you're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh hello, you gorgeous honk of plunder. Oh boy, it's
what's your name, you wonderful thing.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm Ape Man Anderson.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, my name's Major Beer.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
G Ape.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You sure are staff y.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Sure you want to feel my muscles?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, not right now, somebody time?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Huh sure anytime?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'll love give you a call. Ape Yes, you start
to do something to me?
Speaker 13 (09:03):
Why come on now, Henry, I want to hear real
agony put everything that got into it.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well that's better, but it's too realistic. Can't you overdo
it a little bit? Try again?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Or would you mind bending my arm? That will help?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, Henry, you ready?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Nah, we're making great progress with you, Henry. When that
reminds me, we're going to change your name too. You're
going to be known as Killer Diller, the murderous poet.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
That's great. What do I do next?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well, you got to learn how to argue with the referee,
how to be knocked out, and how to annoy the
crowd and make a pay chick. But well maybe the
poems will help do that.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
That's swell.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
But how am I going to.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh we'll just leave that to me. This coming Friday night,
ape Man Anderson will be missing.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Harry's coming out just the second maze?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thanks Jake. What's doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Ape Man Anderson ain't showed up?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Gee? Maybe a break from me. Well, hello, Harry, I
hear ape man Anderson is still swinging in the trees somewhere.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
Cigarette me, Jake, I'm so nervous to be a cigar.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Right, boys, you're still trying to sell me a gun
and growner.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well you won't regret it, Harry. Would you like to
look at him? Hey, Killer, Harry, this is Killer Diller,
the murderous poet.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
Familiar, Harry, most people are Okay, Killer, you look all
right to me.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You lose tonight, but now that means you play the
part of the losing wrestler.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Henry, Oh yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Well what about the poet, Paul?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Oh, well, there's one condition, Harry. The killer insists on
reading a short poem to the crowd before the next Well,
the only reason he's wrestling is to get his poems
before the public.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, okay, Harry, come on.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Killer, Okay, wait, I'll eaven try it.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Go into a change, Killer, Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh geez, listen to give it to read.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
A poem to a crowd, Sigami, Jake, come calm again, right, boys.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
Maybee you know you're awful pushy. I hope I don't
find out if you had nothing to do with the
ape man being missed.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
So it makes you think of a silly thing like that.
Imagine what could I do? This is the silliest thing
I ever heard.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I got you a little walried. Your hands is shake?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Who may? I'm just worried about Killer Diller.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
What about him?
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Afraid you'll get hid?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, after he read his poem. I'm afraid the crowd
will kill him before the other rest will get the chance.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
The adventures of Mazie Starr again Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Okay, Mazie, I'll announce you to the crowd here and
you can announce Killer Doer.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Uh, what can I say about you?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What are you doing around here?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, I've done plenty, but nobody knows. You get just
tell her my name?
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Okay, Hey, Jake bell me okay, Oh ladies, gentleman, Before
the next match, I have the pleasure of introducing to.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You a young lady who is a famous figure in
the sporting world. And what a figure.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Hoy, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
I know her, you know her.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We all love her. And here she is Amazy River.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Lay Killer dealer the murder his poets is only resting
to call the attention of the public to his poems.
He hopes to win your applause as a wrestler, but
he especially hopes you will.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like his poems.
Speaker 15 (14:10):
And here he is Killer Diller with one of his poems.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Us all right, born.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Cer, I love the young crokers that crowks up in
the springs.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I hate to know my morn for a few yellow
Quakers yelling.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Hookers.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Well, I'm all dressed, ready to go, mazie.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh, swell and congratulations, Henry. You were sensational. The crowd
was crazy about you, crazy about me. They did nothing
I know, but they hated you better than anybody. That's
what you want.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
You know. Where they booed my poetry?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, well, of course sometimes they're on the level. Well,
here comes Harry and Jake. Oh hello, Killer, Hello Harry.
How'd you like it?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It was a good show, Mazy.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, didn't you think the Killer put on a swell performer?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Yeah, that poetry gags, honey, Right, a few more from me.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Oh, I'm at that poetry is no gig because I
write those poems myself, and you admit it. What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What I'm nothing nothing that pity.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
It's right some more.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Okay, all right, put them have to lose the next
time you read them poems, you got a load.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh gee, well it's it's only justice. Killer. The crowd
would insist. Oh what, Harry, there's a little matter of money.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Oh yeah, Jake, ten dollars ten times, right boys?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh thanks, Harry. When does the Killer wrestle again?
Speaker 11 (16:15):
I'll make a place from tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh and I got another idea, Harry. Why don't you
let me broadcasting that I've been in chill business?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Yeah, but this here is wrestler.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Well, good kodness yourself. This is the show business. A
girl sportscaster might be an idea.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
You know what about the wrestling holes?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
We'll make him up?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Okay, maybe see early tomorrow. I'll tell you Whens and
Leis' house been reheigshed, and you can sound like you
know something.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
About wrestling, right, Thanks, but come on, Killer, let's go.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Okay, goodbye, folks. See I got a good poem to
read tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You ain't seen, ain't man as?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh no, no, I haven't, Harry, Come on, Killer, let's
get out of this door. Oh may oh oh eight,
Oh gee, I'm glad to see you. Eight Man Anderson
meets Killer Diller.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Hello, hello, Sucker.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Yeah, we'll let this off at Hey, don't hide, Okay
you West.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Cut it out? Stop stop hard did you go up?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Excuse us? The second killer. I want to talk to
eighth a minute alone.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, okay, you can talk to him alone, but I
gotta be with you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, you stay right here. Come on, Ape boy going
you amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I waited for you and then I couldn't get back
you even time.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh well, no, ap please, don't get mad. All I
did was double cross you a little bit, Darling.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm gonna tell that Harry Darling.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh eight, any girl in her right mind be crazy
about a magnificent mess, a muscle like you, and what
a mess you are.
Speaker 14 (18:05):
You're just saying that because you're afraid Harry you'll have
your bump off if he finds out what you've done.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh, well, you wouldn't do that with you A Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I've done some awful, stupid things.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And always this other guy, Well he's a wrestler. I'm
trying to help get a start in the business.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Well, I don't like him. He's a bigger jake than
on you.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh no, he isn't a nobody is. You're the top.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh thanks beautiful. But if you don't give me a date,
I'm gonna tell Harry on you.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But I'll give you a date. And what's more, I'm
gonna broadcast the matches tomorrow and I'll give you especially
good treatment.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Okay, and when we have a date, I want specially
good three months.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
O oh boy.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
See you tomorrow, razy yeah, byecuse me, I'm getting trapped.
He didn't get fresh, he no, but he's got plan.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Just wait to wrestle him. I'll ruin him.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I won't lose to him, no matter what anybody told me.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Now, look, Henry, just keep calm. Don't do anything you're
not supposed to do until I get you fixed up
in the wrestling business like I promised I would.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Okay, Majie.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
But as soon as I get fixed up, do you
know what I'm going to do. But I'm going to
ask you to marry me.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You better go in and change now, killer, and don't
forget your lose tonight again. Okay, Donald, you're mets with
GiB the jersey bout?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh, yeah, that's right. You met him at rehearsal this morning.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh gosh, I hate I have a guy kicking my
brains out in front of the girl.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
That I love.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Henry, I told you to forget about that. See that
you don't tell he'd beb to throw you into my
lap again either.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
That was fun not to me.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, gee, Maye, you go out with ape Man Anderson.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Why don't you go out with me?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But I have to go out with him or he'll
tell Harry how I tricked him away so he couldn't
show up that night you got your start. Harry knew
I'd suddenly disappear and he'd take you over as his wrestler.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Boy something, I'm gonna wrestle that ape Man Anderson. I'm
gonna it'll be just too bad for him.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well I'm long now and change.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Okays crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
The killer knows he's supposed to lose.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
Again, don't he.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh yeah, Harry, he died.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Oh good Ciga.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
Right, boys, if anything goes wrong tonight, I'll be in
trouble with the syndicate and you'll be covered with lilyes.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
They clear very clear.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I'm making a change in the lineup to tonight kill
a Dylla is gonna rast late Man Anderson.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh, no, has been passing me for two weeks, but they'll.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Kill each other. He would wanted to do that without
a dance villain, would you.
Speaker 10 (21:02):
I'm putting on the show for the synding it tonight,
so it's okay, Jay, Yeah, boys, watch Mazie tonight. Wrist
watcher or pocket watcher.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Keep an eye on. Oh, don't let us talk to.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Eat of the rastlers.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
No, and if anything goes wrong, bringing me right away,
better alive.
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Well fo eight.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Man Anderson expecting his money in his corner and making
faces a Killer Diller as the Killer comes up to
the microphone to be introduced and meet his customary poems.
As he calls the management. Here was selling empty pop
bows at the gate tonight, and there's a rumor that
unless the quality of the Killer's poetry improved next week,
they'll rend rifles to the crowd. Here's the ring announcer,
(22:00):
and now, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Before the manch begins, Killer Dilla will read one of
his famous poems, I can't stand a hill another poll,
I rather die a thought?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
You love it?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Just start him stuff in the balcony.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
A management assure to kindly refrain from drawing bottles at
Killer Dilla until he is through. And now here is
Killer Dilla, the murderist poet.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Think you'll thank you, my friends, my palm Tonight is
entitled The.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Wrestler Wonder the splinting ringside lights.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
The famous wrestler is the wrestler A mighty man?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Is he with lunch and singuing.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
With mest the middle of the man. That's the poem
from Killer Diller. He's tearing it up. Oh boy, the
killer is furious and the fight. God's hope somebody's gonna
get murdered tonight, even if it's only your faithful announced
a major Revere Bright Jacob right, this has been it's
(23:21):
been kill And now eighth Man Anderson has a double
reverse headlock on Killer Diller, and he all his lettow
Marne post. And now the killer has slipped out in
the hold, and he's lifted eight man over his head
and down he comes. He's just here's that, but eight
man's up here.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
He tries a frying backward double camel key, and he
misses killer and kicks the referee.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
And there will be the third referee they've used up
in his mack.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh, this is proval. You get more. I get him
ape Man and he can.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Just jamp his elbow into the Killer's mouth. And now
he's banging Killer Deller's head right up by our microphone.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Here, get him.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
He's gotta win.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So that's the way you feel.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It will all show you, Henry.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Henry, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Excuse me, talks.
Speaker 12 (24:07):
But Killer Diller is just no, just sending a chunk
out of ape Man and listen. And now he's got
ape Man over his head and he's gonna slam him down. Oh,
this is Nazy River saying goodbye to you and good
luck to me. I doubt if you'll hear from me
ever again.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well, this looks like a nice clean boxka. I still
get comfy. Holy peace, Harry, is that you?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well?
Speaker 11 (24:44):
The syndic has outgun for me. I'm believing Tom forever.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh gee, that's too bad. Well, the chain's moving now.
Speaker 11 (24:50):
Hey, here comes somebody else. Give me a hand up, Hey, buddy, grab.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I'll hand you. Okay, I can make it. Thanks, Holy smoke.
It's Kaladella, Harry mazie Jee.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
This is faith.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I wrote a poem about fate once.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, no, I'm not going through this all over again.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
In just a moment, we shall return to the Adventures
of Maizie. And now once again, here's Mazie.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, I guess that's life. And Henry decided to write
a poem about it. That was all right with me,
except he wrote it out loud. It was more than
we could stand. So as the train passed slowly over
a river, Harry pushed him out of the door. I
congratulated Harry, shook his hand, and then pushed him out
with Henry. I think they'd make a good team, And besides,
(26:38):
I think the lady's entitled to a private box card.
They'd heard of me in the next town, and for
a little while I managed two irishmen who thought as
a team. I called them Sweeny and Mercy. Two harps
said beat his ones. Then I got a telegram from
my agent in Hollywood and rush out there, just in
time to be turned down for the jobs. So I'm
(26:59):
not worried I'll find something interesting some ansy yet going.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
You've just heard The Adventures of Mazie, starring and sothers.
Mazie was written by John L.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Green.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Sheldon Leonard, Marvin Miller, Peter Leeds, Hans Conried
and Ted Decrcia, John Hoaston speaking
I have, babe, say how about it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwyn Mayor's famous Mazie Victors. In just a moment,
you will hear Mazie in radios starring the same glamorous
star you all went to see it loved on the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And Southern.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
But first you're announcer, and now here's an Southern that's Mazie.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yep, I'm Maze like the man said, Mazy reverea of Brooklyn.
But right at the moment, it looks like I'm going
to be Mazy Revere of Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.
Freight car number seven four five three seven seven jeepers.
It has more stuff written on it than the fence
at Ebisfield. Well, maybe you wonder what I'm doing here.
I had a job in a nightclub that was owned
(01:44):
by a woman. Well, she likes a master of ceremonies
and he liked me, and I like to stay healthy,
so I left, especially after I got an anonymous note
on her stationary that said, flowers don't care who they
lie on. Well, I can take a hint, So I
hiked out to the freight yards and well, here's a car.
(02:05):
It looks nice and empty. I they old suit, take
in getting myself. It's sort to get me into the
city by tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Tomorrow afternoon, I should judge.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, maybe it'll be up. Hey who said that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was me?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
The empty box guy? Old boy? That was pretty funny.
It's not very Hey, are you trying to insult me?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, but I'm not making much headways.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Well, I guess you just saw because I saw the
schedule when you thought this box car was empty.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, not really. Well I'll get going and find another car.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, no, that, so you can stay here. I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well that's nice because I'm a lady.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I couldn't tell that you was. At least I
knew that you wasn't a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thanks, I suppose. Well, I guess we're not ready to
take off.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You see what happens that not only am I a gentleman,
I am also a poet.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
A poet. Maybe i'd better find another car after all.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, I'm pretty good to you.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
See.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm anna sort of between Edgar a.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Guest and T. S. Eliott.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So am I and I don't write poetry. Did you
ever have.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Anything in publicly?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Apparently you are a regular reader of the Hobo News.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh well, no, I move around too much.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
All right, you post, get out of this car before
I shake you out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh the yard dick.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Whoa, whoa, look what we got here. Well, Girley, I'm
gonna arrest you. I'm gonna have you tossed on a judge.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, stop being to the big man. If you want
me to get out of the car, I'll go, and
that's all.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I'm gonna throw you in jail, Gurley less, Now mind
your business.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh you want to get tough with me, huh, I'll
rough you up a little.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You look out you I got a club, You had
a club, Give me that.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm just going to what you found nice and slid.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hey, that was wonderful. The train's moving, John.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, I'm real strong, but but I'm especially good as
a poet.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I sure appreciated your brushing off that switchyard, sweetheart, especially
after the way I was started. Kidnap.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh, that was indeed a pleasure. Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Henry Glenn DENNM.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Dylan.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh well, my name is Nazi Vivie that day, I
think I know who you are. Didn't you used to
do a wrestle anybody in the crowd after the little
carnival one?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah I did. That was an unhappy chapter of my life.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh yeah, I remember. Now you got fired because you
were too embarrassed when you put your T shirt off.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I haven't had a good playing job since I was
hired to play football at college.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, hend me. You know something. You need an agent,
somebody who couldn't sell you to a big wrestling promoter
in the city. Yeah, say, I wonder if I could
do it. I'll bet I could.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh no, you don't bother about me.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh well, you didn't have to bother about me when
that yard dick was getting fresh. That you did, and
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well, hey, that's swell. But would you do me one
other little favor?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It all depends. Some men have funny ideas about what's
a little favor?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Would you listen to some of my poetry?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh okay, well boy, all right, okay, this hip hoon.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
This is called night Night by Henry Glenn, Dan and Dylan.
I think that I shall never write a poem lovely
as the night.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
This is more of a favor than I realized.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Good Night upon whose diamonds? Freaking chairs? The moon lies
down and makes on this. Hey, boys, this here is
(06:18):
Mazie Revere.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'm glad to meet you. Harry.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You should be cigar me. Jake right, boys, march Jake right?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Boys?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Hey what about me?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Jey right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Boys, get that away from me. Listen, Harry, are you
looking for a sensational new wrestler or are you a
stick of jerk? As I heard you were amazing.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
I can see your sensational about how good a wrestler
are you?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know I'm not talking about myself. But I couldn't
flip Jake off his feet in two seconds?
Speaker 11 (06:52):
Toss around Jane.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Okay, boy, are you next?
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Harry?
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Get up and match me, Jake my cigar one.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I've got news for you. Jake's out too.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Jake, yeah yeah, boys, pass the street. Oh no, no, no, boys,
I quit.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh well, maybe you'd like to try sidewalking me yourself.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
No, but I got somebody who can't go down, Harry.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Jake re cigar him, Okay, Maze rematch him? Okay, boy,
Maybe I had to brain him too, we could use one.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
What's your proposition.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, I've got a wonderful wrestler. He's got a terrific physique,
he knows all the holes and was in the collegiate
wrestling champion in college.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
My look, Mazie, we don't need no performance here. Takes
too long to get a new man up in the park.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
We like our own low stock company.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
In other words, scram Okay, Harry, there's another restling promoter
in this town. I'll go and see Joey Madero.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
And you're wasting your time, Mazie. I'm Joey Madero.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
So now what he comes through?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, Well, I guess I'll take your first suggestion. I'll scrap.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
God, it was nice meeting.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You don't come by, don't worry. I will. I'll find
some way to work my wrestler in, whether you like
it or not. Oh it's another fresh WRESTLERO. Hey, that's
no wolves. That may be opportunity knocking in my door.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
A you're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh hello, you gorgeous honk of plunder. Oh boy, it's
what's your name, you wonderful thing.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm Ape Man Anderson.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, my name's Major Beer.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
G Ape.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You sure are staff y.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Sure you want to feel my muscles?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, not right now, somebody time?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Huh sure anytime?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'll love give you a call. Ape Yes, you start
to do something to me?
Speaker 13 (09:03):
Why come on now, Henry, I want to hear real
agony put everything that got into it.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well that's better, but it's too realistic. Can't you overdo
it a little bit? Try again?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Or would you mind bending my arm? That will help?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, Henry, you ready?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Nah, we're making great progress with you, Henry. When that
reminds me, we're going to change your name too. You're
going to be known as Killer Diller, the murderous poet.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
That's great. What do I do next?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well, you got to learn how to argue with the referee,
how to be knocked out, and how to annoy the
crowd and make a pay chick. But well maybe the
poems will help do that.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
That's swell.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
But how am I going to.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh we'll just leave that to me. This coming Friday night,
ape Man Anderson will be missing.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Harry's coming out just the second maze?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thanks Jake. What's doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Ape Man Anderson ain't showed up?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Gee? Maybe a break from me. Well, hello, Harry, I
hear ape man Anderson is still swinging in the trees somewhere.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
Cigarette me, Jake, I'm so nervous to be a cigar.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Right, boys, you're still trying to sell me a gun
and growner.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well you won't regret it, Harry. Would you like to
look at him? Hey, Killer, Harry, this is Killer Diller,
the murderous poet.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
Familiar, Harry, most people are Okay, Killer, you look all
right to me.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You lose tonight, but now that means you play the
part of the losing wrestler.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Henry, Oh yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Well what about the poet, Paul?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Oh, well, there's one condition, Harry. The killer insists on
reading a short poem to the crowd before the next Well,
the only reason he's wrestling is to get his poems
before the public.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, okay, Harry, come on.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Killer, Okay, wait, I'll eaven try it.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Go into a change, Killer, Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh geez, listen to give it to read.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
A poem to a crowd, Sigami, Jake, come calm again, right, boys.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
Maybee you know you're awful pushy. I hope I don't
find out if you had nothing to do with the
ape man being missed.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
So it makes you think of a silly thing like that.
Imagine what could I do? This is the silliest thing
I ever heard.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I got you a little walried. Your hands is shake?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Who may? I'm just worried about Killer Diller.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
What about him?
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Afraid you'll get hid?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, after he read his poem. I'm afraid the crowd
will kill him before the other rest will get the chance.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
The adventures of Mazie Starr again Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Okay, Mazie, I'll announce you to the crowd here and
you can announce Killer Doer.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Uh, what can I say about you?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What are you doing around here?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, I've done plenty, but nobody knows. You get just
tell her my name?
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Okay, Hey, Jake bell me okay, Oh ladies, gentleman, Before
the next match, I have the pleasure of introducing to.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You a young lady who is a famous figure in
the sporting world. And what a figure.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Hoy, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
I know her, you know her.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We all love her. And here she is Amazy River.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Lay Killer dealer the murder his poets is only resting
to call the attention of the public to his poems.
He hopes to win your applause as a wrestler, but
he especially hopes you will.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like his poems.
Speaker 15 (14:10):
And here he is Killer Diller with one of his poems.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Us all right, born.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Cer, I love the young crokers that crowks up in
the springs.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I hate to know my morn for a few yellow
Quakers yelling.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Hookers.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Well, I'm all dressed, ready to go, mazie.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh, swell and congratulations, Henry. You were sensational. The crowd
was crazy about you, crazy about me. They did nothing
I know, but they hated you better than anybody. That's
what you want.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
You know. Where they booed my poetry?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, well, of course sometimes they're on the level. Well,
here comes Harry and Jake. Oh hello, Killer, Hello Harry.
How'd you like it?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It was a good show, Mazy.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, didn't you think the Killer put on a swell performer?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Yeah, that poetry gags, honey, Right, a few more from me.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Oh, I'm at that poetry is no gig because I
write those poems myself, and you admit it. What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What I'm nothing nothing that pity.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
It's right some more.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Okay, all right, put them have to lose the next
time you read them poems, you got a load.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh gee, well it's it's only justice. Killer. The crowd
would insist. Oh what, Harry, there's a little matter of money.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Oh yeah, Jake, ten dollars ten times, right boys?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh thanks, Harry. When does the Killer wrestle again?
Speaker 11 (16:15):
I'll make a place from tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh and I got another idea, Harry. Why don't you
let me broadcasting that I've been in chill business?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Yeah, but this here is wrestler.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Well, good kodness yourself. This is the show business. A
girl sportscaster might be an idea.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
You know what about the wrestling holes?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
We'll make him up?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Okay, maybe see early tomorrow. I'll tell you Whens and
Leis' house been reheigshed, and you can sound like you
know something.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
About wrestling, right, Thanks, but come on, Killer, let's go.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Okay, goodbye, folks. See I got a good poem to
read tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You ain't seen, ain't man as?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh no, no, I haven't, Harry, Come on, Killer, let's
get out of this door. Oh may oh oh eight,
Oh gee, I'm glad to see you. Eight Man Anderson
meets Killer Diller.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Hello, hello, Sucker.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Yeah, we'll let this off at Hey, don't hide, Okay
you West.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Cut it out? Stop stop hard did you go up?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Excuse us? The second killer. I want to talk to
eighth a minute alone.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, okay, you can talk to him alone, but I
gotta be with you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, you stay right here. Come on, Ape boy going
you amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I waited for you and then I couldn't get back
you even time.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh well, no, ap please, don't get mad. All I
did was double cross you a little bit, Darling.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm gonna tell that Harry Darling.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh eight, any girl in her right mind be crazy
about a magnificent mess, a muscle like you, and what
a mess you are.
Speaker 14 (18:05):
You're just saying that because you're afraid Harry you'll have
your bump off if he finds out what you've done.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh, well, you wouldn't do that with you A Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I've done some awful, stupid things.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And always this other guy, Well he's a wrestler. I'm
trying to help get a start in the business.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Well, I don't like him. He's a bigger jake than
on you.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh no, he isn't a nobody is. You're the top.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh thanks beautiful. But if you don't give me a date,
I'm gonna tell Harry on you.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But I'll give you a date. And what's more, I'm
gonna broadcast the matches tomorrow and I'll give you especially
good treatment.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Okay, and when we have a date, I want specially
good three months.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
O oh boy.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
See you tomorrow, razy yeah, byecuse me, I'm getting trapped.
He didn't get fresh, he no, but he's got plan.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Just wait to wrestle him. I'll ruin him.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I won't lose to him, no matter what anybody told me.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Now, look, Henry, just keep calm. Don't do anything you're
not supposed to do until I get you fixed up
in the wrestling business like I promised I would.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Okay, Majie.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
But as soon as I get fixed up, do you
know what I'm going to do. But I'm going to
ask you to marry me.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You better go in and change now, killer, and don't
forget your lose tonight again. Okay, Donald, you're mets with
GiB the jersey bout?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh, yeah, that's right. You met him at rehearsal this morning.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh gosh, I hate I have a guy kicking my
brains out in front of the girl.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
That I love.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Henry, I told you to forget about that. See that
you don't tell he'd beb to throw you into my
lap again either.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
That was fun not to me.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, gee, Maye, you go out with ape Man Anderson.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Why don't you go out with me?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But I have to go out with him or he'll
tell Harry how I tricked him away so he couldn't
show up that night you got your start. Harry knew
I'd suddenly disappear and he'd take you over as his wrestler.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Boy something, I'm gonna wrestle that ape Man Anderson. I'm
gonna it'll be just too bad for him.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well I'm long now and change.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Okays crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
The killer knows he's supposed to lose.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
Again, don't he.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh yeah, Harry, he died.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Oh good Ciga.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
Right, boys, if anything goes wrong tonight, I'll be in
trouble with the syndicate and you'll be covered with lilyes.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
They clear very clear.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I'm making a change in the lineup to tonight kill
a Dylla is gonna rast late Man Anderson.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh, no, has been passing me for two weeks, but they'll.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Kill each other. He would wanted to do that without
a dance villain, would you.
Speaker 10 (21:02):
I'm putting on the show for the synding it tonight,
so it's okay, Jay, Yeah, boys, watch Mazie tonight. Wrist
watcher or pocket watcher.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Keep an eye on. Oh, don't let us talk to.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Eat of the rastlers.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
No, and if anything goes wrong, bringing me right away,
better alive.
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Well fo eight.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Man Anderson expecting his money in his corner and making
faces a Killer Diller as the Killer comes up to
the microphone to be introduced and meet his customary poems.
As he calls the management. Here was selling empty pop
bows at the gate tonight, and there's a rumor that
unless the quality of the Killer's poetry improved next week,
they'll rend rifles to the crowd. Here's the ring announcer,
(22:00):
and now, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Before the manch begins, Killer Dilla will read one of
his famous poems, I can't stand a hill another poll,
I rather die a thought?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
You love it?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Just start him stuff in the balcony.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
A management assure to kindly refrain from drawing bottles at
Killer Dilla until he is through. And now here is
Killer Dilla, the murderist poet.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Think you'll thank you, my friends, my palm Tonight is
entitled The.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Wrestler Wonder the splinting ringside lights.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
The famous wrestler is the wrestler A mighty man?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Is he with lunch and singuing.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
With mest the middle of the man. That's the poem
from Killer Diller. He's tearing it up. Oh boy, the
killer is furious and the fight. God's hope somebody's gonna
get murdered tonight, even if it's only your faithful announced
a major Revere Bright Jacob right, this has been it's
(23:21):
been kill And now eighth Man Anderson has a double
reverse headlock on Killer Diller, and he all his lettow
Marne post. And now the killer has slipped out in
the hold, and he's lifted eight man over his head
and down he comes. He's just here's that, but eight
man's up here.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
He tries a frying backward double camel key, and he
misses killer and kicks the referee.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
And there will be the third referee they've used up
in his mack.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh, this is proval. You get more. I get him
ape Man and he can.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Just jamp his elbow into the Killer's mouth. And now
he's banging Killer Deller's head right up by our microphone.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Here, get him.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
He's gotta win.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So that's the way you feel.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It will all show you, Henry.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Henry, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Excuse me, talks.
Speaker 12 (24:07):
But Killer Diller is just no, just sending a chunk
out of ape Man and listen. And now he's got
ape Man over his head and he's gonna slam him down. Oh,
this is Nazy River saying goodbye to you and good
luck to me. I doubt if you'll hear from me
ever again.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well, this looks like a nice clean boxka. I still
get comfy. Holy peace, Harry, is that you?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well?
Speaker 11 (24:44):
The syndic has outgun for me. I'm believing Tom forever.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh gee, that's too bad. Well, the chain's moving now.
Speaker 11 (24:50):
Hey, here comes somebody else. Give me a hand up, Hey, buddy, grab.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I'll hand you. Okay, I can make it. Thanks, Holy smoke.
It's Kaladella, Harry mazie Jee.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
This is faith.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I wrote a poem about fate once.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, no, I'm not going through this all over again.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
In just a moment, we shall return to the Adventures
of Maizie. And now once again, here's Mazie.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, I guess that's life. And Henry decided to write
a poem about it. That was all right with me,
except he wrote it out loud. It was more than
we could stand. So as the train passed slowly over
a river, Harry pushed him out of the door. I
congratulated Harry, shook his hand, and then pushed him out
with Henry. I think they'd make a good team, And besides,
(26:38):
I think the lady's entitled to a private box card.
They'd heard of me in the next town, and for
a little while I managed two irishmen who thought as
a team. I called them Sweeny and Mercy. Two harps
said beat his ones. Then I got a telegram from
my agent in Hollywood and rush out there, just in
time to be turned down for the jobs. So I'm
(26:59):
not worried I'll find something interesting some ansy yet going.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
You've just heard The Adventures of Mazie, starring and sothers.
Mazie was written by John L.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Green.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Sheldon Leonard, Marvin Miller, Peter Leeds, Hans Conried
and Ted Decrcia, John Hoaston speaking
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