July 23, 2025 • 45 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another brilliant
episode of the Afternoon Attention.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Ryan, Mate, how are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm feeling great now, mate, would you feel even better
on this lovely Monday if you happen to be caught
on some certain fan camp.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
On this Monday or on the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
On the weekend to say it comes in, say I.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Was with a fellow work mate of what department, of
what department, maybe the HR department, and maybe I'm in
a position of power in my company and I'm asking
them to come with me, and you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Go to a I mean, look, you're probably not worried
if you go to like, you know, like a Baker
Boy gig or something like that. But you just happen
to go to I don't know, probably one of the
biggest bands of the world, Cold Plate.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Baker Bo Gig.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I went to Triple J. Like, I just looked up
their Instagram and just saw that they something on it.
I took my bitch there.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So yeah, if you if you've been asleep so you
haven't been on any social media. The CEO of Mitchell
what's a.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Company called company is called Astronomer.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Astronomer has been caught on a camera where what's his name, Chris,
Chris Martin. Chris Martin goes, we want to be bought
all of you onto the stage. That's not his voice,
that's close.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
To that was actually pretty close to Chris Martin, was it?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know, I don't know. Hey it's Chris Martin here.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But yeah, So he did this thing where they got
this like circle screen and they're like, we're going to
invite yours on the stage via camera went around, there's
like a Mario in Lrwegian. There's a dude wearing a crown,
and then it just pans this couple.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now, Ryan, what are this couple doing?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
They were they'll they'll hugging each other.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It was like an embrace from behind.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Very very very intimate embrace from behind.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Obviously we'll show it right here. Yeah, oh look at
all right, either they're having an.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Affair or they have this great shot, but this this
intermate embrace. Look, I think to the naked eye, you
don't know that this guy's the CEO of Astronomer and that's.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
His HR department.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well if you don't look into it. Yeah, but but
there are some fuckings. Just some people that would probably
see that clip even without even if they didn't react
the way they did, would find out who they are,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But what so what creates this clip and makes it
massive and takes on the world where people record it
is the fact that they ship their pants and run
off screen. Yeah, not exactly the reaction I would do.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What reaction would you do though?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
But would you be calling in an affair?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I'd probably yeah, probably, just you're one hundred percent caught,
Like that's the argument. No matter what they did, they
were caught as soon as the carapan to them.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think the only I think the only reaction you
can do to hope to get away with it, right,
even though it's against the God's ten commandments, And we
got to really be considered that because Mitchell is a
man of Christ. Okay, and it definitely defends Mitchell, especially
his Bible versus.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But you were just act like you're a couple.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, even if they acted like a yeah, but you
know what I mean, like no one's filming and going on, Look,
you're stupid, these fucking so they were cheating on with
on there. I think if you do it's.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Not as big. Yeah, it's not as big because it's
not obvious.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Look if it's like Elon Musk and whatever, you're like, oh,
Elon Musk was on the thing, but this guy is
just like he's a CEO, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like if I saw it, I'd be like, I have
no fucking clue that question. Did you know his name
before you saw the video?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I still don't know ceo Cuddle Man.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, but he's in my phone's contacts. Half on a
cold Play next week.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The only thing that I would say is that the
reason that they shit themselves and it just happens to
be he might be the best CEO ever. Well, really,
imagine you've gone to the kitchen, right, You've gone to
the kitchen to have a barbe like, you know, I
don't know offers people.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I've seen them. They have cakes.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They just have cakes because Mavis's his cat died or something.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They have a cake and he goes, you know what, guys,
I'm going to treat yours all to going to cold
Play on Friday. That's the only reason I could see
that rationally, other than panic, is that you ship yourself
because your entire company is there and you're seeing that
your fucking your HR. It's like, it's the only reason
that I would rationally do that. The reaction is to
know that people know who we are, like personally, both
(04:49):
of us, because any of you know who he is?
How do you know who she is? Like, she's not
she's not on.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
The board, she's a HR. But on their website, they've
got to.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Go on the website.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They've actually got both photos within two lines of each other.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So yeah, fucking detectives would find that out.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, but that's in there, that's her there on the website.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Let's I just see it as like if a tree
falls in the woods, does it really make a noise?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Like if it if they didn't act weird at all
and just act like a couple, does anyone really look
into it?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Did you just say, if a tree falls in the woods,
it wouldn't make a tree, It doesn't make noise, doesn't
make noise.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's it's just.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
The saying of like, no one witnessed it, did it even,
did it even happen? Did it make and doesn't really? Yeah,
that's the whole thing. It's the same. So that's what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
If they just stayed like cuddle like that the whole
time went, does anyone care?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Probably his wife.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, I'm going to say, this bloke has the biggest
balls on him to go to a cold blake his wife.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Wait, no, he probably didn't take his wife.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I just say that would be stupid. You deserve to
be caught if you took your wife and concert. I
think he's uh. I think I was going to say,
I think his wife would be pissed off, the one
thing that I think she's justified to be. But you
know what I mean, like, how do you missed out
on fucking cold Play tickets?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That would shit me the moment, shit me up the wall.
I don't care how dry the sex is. I want
to see Chris Martin.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It must be that dry. They've got like four kids,
don't they.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Talking about the kids. I saw something really funny today.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I send it to you. I didn't send it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So there was one where it's like there's a trend
going on at TikTok at the moment where it's like,
let's hear it for the men of the Year, and
it's just like they're posting shitty thing that men's do,
like you know, like look what like a really bad breakup,
like like a stupid text messages where he's like threatening
someone that's like, here's a piece of shit man.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And there's this young boy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
He's like fourteen fifteen, he's camp probably whatever, but not important.
But he goes, let's here for the Man of the
Year and he leans up to the green screen. He goes,
that's my dad, and he goes, yeah, ruined my life.
But the best thing that it happened in the comments
goes shut the fuck up. You're rich, and he goes
(07:19):
to the fen he goes, yeah, and you're poor. You
have to go to work. And he's like, yeah, and
your dad cheats on your mum. I just love that
this generation goes, damn, my entire life is being ripped
apart all over the world. I'm going to cash in
on that and make content. Ye man, kids, these days,
(07:42):
what do we do when our parents split up?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
We played ratchet and.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Clean plays of Halo with our brothers.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Nothing worse, Nothing worse when your parents are arguing and
splitting up. Not that I would have heard it because
I was too young, but you know you're playing, and
then you hear Dad go that fucking little cun in there.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
All he does is.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Play Xbox, copping fucking strays from dad.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Doesn't fucking do anything.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
When you were like fourteen to like seventeen, like when
you probably don't need to have a job because you're
a bit too young, and you're getting like secondhand fucking
smoke from dad. Yeah, Oh, what the fuck do I
have to pay for this?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah? Yeah, you're old enough. You've got on your chest
now dad, it's three hairs on my nipple. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Why don't you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So? Yeah, look we had a bit of a camera problem.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That's all right.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
We're talking about this dad getting divorced in this fourteen
year old being too rich?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Ron, Do you remember your parents divorce?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
They never got married. I didn't need to go through.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The coffy strays.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, a couple of phrase all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
So you're talking about not having money, not having.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
A job, Yeah, when you're like fourteen to well, I
didn't get a job till I was late eighteen anyways.
You know, so when I was seventeen and eighteen, they
really give me shit, but they were just I think
they were justified in doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, it's kind of a funny one.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Like I got a job and then I was like,
you know, baller, and then it got to a point
where I was telling mum what was happening there, and
then she went in there, and like I, I called
him sick once I was genuinely sick, because I did
call a few sickies where I wasn't sick, and I
called him sick this time. And the manager that gave
me a bit of shit fucking ripped mum on the phone,
and Mum's like, fuck that, and coming down right now,
(09:33):
the Mum's toward shreds of this twenty four year old,
fucking fat, poor bitch. Yeah, you bitch, fucking hell, man,
can you return some of the makeup? Mech is out
of fucking mech is out of stock, your fucking bitch.
Fucking hell, if you bought her one hundred dollars fucking
mech a gift card, it wouldn't even take up ten
(09:55):
percent of a fucking cart, Damn bitch. But yeah, then
Mum goes, fuck that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The manager goes the big managers like, oh, can we
can we have a meeting we want to sort this out.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Mum goes, yeah, okay without a meeting. Can We started
talking to her and Mom's like you should. She goes,
it's very simple. I know you're down on cooks just
when I work with Tyler at KFC. No, you're down
on cooks. You either fire her. Oh my son leaves
right now. She's like, oh, but we saw it. We
only that leaves us with like three cooks. And she's like,
(10:27):
we can't just fire her. He's like, my son's not
coming back to working. Your Mum's like, don't worry about it.
You'll find another job. Did I No, I just started
paying for my Hoyd states nice?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nice? Yeah, RAWI just stepped in up, Bro, she stepped up, big,
stepped up. She should have.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
We should have become mates, ben Bro. We had a
Matt and Jade had fucking dollar hoids tickets.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Could have went there. Yeah, we should have. She went
such a little pussy little Ryan. We're going to get
a photo eventually, have a little Ryan. Ryan's had like
had he like it's not a glow up, but like
how he's like an evolution.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He's still chopped, but Ryan's had a real evolution.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
He's like he's like he went from like fucking squirt
lied blast toys squirtles straight to blast toys, nasketball turtle
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah. No, you didn't have war turtles.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
They never had a wallter age.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, you're little, you're little through school? Remember being little?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I was a little boy.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah do you reckon that little boy would have dealt
with the fact that his dad's a CEO and he's
cheating on his mum on fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Well yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I was like, if I had rich parents, I would
definitely be way more humble. I'd be a humble rich kid.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I would.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I would know I would. No, I think that's coming
from a poor family, coming.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
From a life where you like your parents have told
you no before. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, not no just once, no, a lot, a lot,
yeah no, pretty much every day of every week.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I think.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think if you have grown up in a.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Like if you've been if you've been you've been taken
grocery shopping with your mum and you wanted something and
she said no, I think that's pretty poor.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I think you should never be able to complain about that.
There's a food at home thing. If your parents didn't
own a house. No, I think if your rent I
was a rent kid. Yeah, I'm a rant kid too.
M hm, that was a rank kid.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But I think you could be rich in red.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I think you would you though, Yeah, I guess you
wouldn't have to pay strata, would you.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What's your skincare routine? Right?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I uh? I washed my face with soap, so.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Face washer or anything. Put any like new Tugena or
anything like magically in.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There, just fucking so face washed. To hit on it,
there is one that I buy that's like head and
face wash. I guess I'm not sure exactly what Brandon is.
I'm like, do you do you worry I don't really
care that.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Do you worry that?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Like, I don't know. Let's say you get to the
age of I don't know, like thirty six, that you
might look thirty.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Six, that I might look thirty six. I'd hope, so, dude,
I hope i'd look fucking finally look old, because.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I mean, I've seen this guy on TikTok a while,
but he's actually taken a bit of traction now. And
this guy unbelievable healthcare right, unbelievable to the point that
he looks seventeen. Seventeen, he says satirically hypothetically, I think
he does. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But this guy here, I've got to look up his
name in a second. It's one of the same things.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's this Brazilian guy and his whole TikTok is the
fact that he will be like he'll make a skit
of where like he's doing something in an adult would do,
and then we'll say something along the lines of like, oh,
I've come to pick up my niece.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh, you can't pick up your niece.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You're seventeen, and he's like, I'm actually thirty six, and
they're like, no, you're seventeen, and then he'll just like
skip away.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
But like it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's like he just thinks that he is seventeen. And
the thing that he does as well, just to prove
he's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
He just goes throws up gang signs, up gang signs
and then skips and he's seventeen. It's pretty close.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Do you want to hit the hit the bid?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh wow, that's it just our initial look seventeen for sure.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
It's oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
The wink is scary.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Do you like, he's obviously spent a bit of money
on his face, right, do you reckon he could have
saved a bit and bought some better clothes? Seriously, man, Like,
what was he wearing a fucking tank top with.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Jawns and then fucking a throwover shirt? I love it
he goes like he goes, I look seventeen. It always
says that thirty six year old male model.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
He's like, he's got the face of like a mid
twenty year old with like the body of fucking Benjamin
Button when he was fucking his body looks fucking old.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Credit.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The thing that I want to bring up too is
he's just covered in white hair as well, white hair
I don't really know down the side, it's just white.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And it's like, bro, that's very like thirty five.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Old thing to have is the silver fox lone?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Look. The thing that worries me a lot about this guy.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Do you reckon we'd turned into that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Be He's got a mid heart man. Fuck now, That's
why I'm worried. Do you need to shit?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Do you message him? And do you see his asking
tips and tricks?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Do you want to look seventeen? A thirty six, considering
that's not far off. Since you're pushing.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Thirty, what what do you what?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Do you reckon? He actually looks AJZ you're not far
off either.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I think his face is like he'd get away with,
like late twenties.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'd say he genuinely looks thirty six. He has get
away He has some aging lines on his face. It's
not like his face is super tight.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh no, it's not super tight.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
But he's got crowds feet, man. Yeah, like we're pushing.
I mean you're pushing thirty. I'm starting to push thirty.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You're pushing the If I'm pushing they, you'll pushing dy
to your fucking We don't have.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Crowds feet yet.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, mate, pull your hair back for it for a
sec me a little squint.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
No not really, you got a crowte kroto right right?
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
But like the thing that do you reckon this?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Because he's been trying to dive into this so long?
Do you reckon? He's how do you reckon? This has started?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
For it started?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's literally one comment? Or he just is delusional.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I think he's genuinely delusional. I don't think it's like
a comment. I think maybe I don't know, Like he's
probably spent a bit of money to like look younger,
so it's like he's got to justify it somehow. So
he's got to like make videos and be like, oh,
I'm seventeen. I don't think anyone has been like, like,
like you said before, he was picking up his niece
or something, and then they're like, you can't pick him up,
(17:46):
you're seventeen. I don't think that's true at all.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, the best things about the videos is that, like
if I was thirty six and look seventeen and I
went to go pick up my niece from school, they go,
you can't, you're seventeen. I don't go. But I'm thirty
six again, Nah, your seventeen? How did you just turn
around and skip away? I don't just go.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Tried that? Damn. Sorry, sorry nice has to say at
school for another day.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're gonna have to some afternoon detention.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
It's like brother doesn't own an Ida either.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, just like a check my idea and also specsavers.
Oh Fred Hollows needs to go through Brazil if no
one can see those fucking forehead wrinkles on him. You look,
you look seventeen Fucking hell, how bad is the UV
raised in Brazil?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, it must be pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
There must be some serious fucking five time in the
fucking re edite.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, because he's just sunbake all day.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, he's playing, he's doing fucking kickups in the fucking beach.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
He's a Hackey sack champion.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, yeah, hockey sack champion of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
The one thing I do notice though, that kind of
earies me out right. So he does it in like
a street, and the thing that always looks weird is
the sun's always looking like pretty high, so it looks
like it's quite midday when he makes these videos. There
is never anyone in his There's never anyone there. It's
not like cars and shit driving paths is like people
walking around. There's houses all around, but this guy just
(19:08):
lives in one house and no one else lives there.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well, maybe owns a place. Because he's thirty six. He's
got his love to get at thirty six, he has
a bit of investment. I think he's got to be
an invested If he's thirty six, you'd hope.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
So thirty six and investment power. That's pretty strong.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
That's yeah, reckon.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
If he saved his money on investment, he'd be able
to spend it on real skin care and looks seventeen.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Um, hopefully he'd buy some clothes, to be honest, what's.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
It is that the thing that's ringing out to you
the world? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
The worst part is that he's like put a lot
of effort into his face and hair and whatever, but
he's wearing he like looks homeless. Well, the thing that's
wrong I've seen homeless people better dressed than him.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I think that's fucking in my head the most ever
since I first saw it, is why are you trying
to come across as seventeen?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I hate it when I get my dad at the
fucking pub on seph Did you notice how shitty I got.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
At the pub where fucking locals at wet there every
Sunday after soccer and we get fucking idea.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's bullshit, bro, I don't want to get fucking ID
I'll tak.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
It like damn do I I mean, I'm like, I
know I don't look like forty or whatever, but I
don't look eighteen.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, no, eighteen. I was a big guy. But
it's under.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's under twenty five, jazz that they've got a idea.
We're both over twenty five, Mitchell, how do you the
how old do we both of us?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Look?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You could plausibly both be twenty five? Stop it, We've
I reckon. We both reckon. I'm not pushing thirty anymore.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I reckon. I reckon.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You could, honestly, like, you could say we're twenty five,
and then at a certain angle you could say that we're
almost thirty.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
The guy at work, the landscape at work, we were
talking about our age because we had a feeling. Bloke
at work and he's twenty two. We're talking to lanscap
Bridge twenty five, and he goes, how do you jazz ago?
How do you think I am? He goes on, know thirty?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I was like, damn, damn, oh shit, I don't think
I get that. At work, I think they everyone thinks
I'm like way younger you are smaller, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Depends on your facial hair.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Depends on your facial hair.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Also, like if I shave or not. Like at the moment,
I'm like, people think I'm really young. Oh yeah, you're
like baby face though. Yeah, but when I have the beer,
I feel you. I'd probably still id check you. Yeah,
not idea check you. You're not twenty five, though, so
you need you I should be. It's still he's still
(21:28):
very cute in the face, matell Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I just want to pinch his little cheeks.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I want to kiss it, keeps him all over. I
want to tuck him into bed, give you a little
milky and cooking.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
I like that, mature you.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I did not know you wouldn't like that you would
like me to talk you.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
No what not. I'd sort of be creeped out. Why
were you in my mouse?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
If we if we were knocking at your door, would
you not invite us in to give you a beer?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
But when he expected hunted me in.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Though, after we have like a little conversation and then
you're a little tuck it out.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I've tucked you into bed before, you have, yeah, bed before,
So why you fucking get on our high horse like
that's weird accepting my hour of need where I can't
even walk in the front fucking door.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, I tucked right into bed too.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah right, Yeah, you guys took my keys away. I
was going to drive home.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But can you fell over the stairs?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because the stairs a fucking high. Hunt.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I wasn't drunk, No, no, not drunk at all.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You did love the attention from Jelley chucking you in?
Oh he did pissed me off?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Why because you were tucked in too tight? Yeah you're laughing.
I've got a video?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Was I laughing?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
One thing I did notice when I did chuck you in?
You didn't look seventeen? Hell old? Did I look?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Probably twenty seven at that stat.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
And a half at least.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So yeah, look, I think the really weird thing is
and I don't know why it's not called out Mitchell, Actually,
can you look up the age of consent in Brazil because.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Like, fourteen, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Why would you want to be seventeen? Like seventeen is
cool if all you made to seventeen, If you're seventeen
by yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
In Brazil the age of consent is fourteen?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
What How did I guess that?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
You've looked it up?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Now Argentina and Brazil are fucked.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Can confess your sins?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
You know what? Sign the petition? So Ryan has to
expose his hard drive.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Show me your heart drive.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Show me your hard drive. Now, what's this file? CP
or not? CP can't go in there. It's definitely no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, no, it's such other point.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I swear it's cyberpunk. I swear, I swear, I swear.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So look, Ryan, Final thoughts on this, Does this honestly
scare you.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That being thirty six and wanting to be seventeen?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
You're going to hit a midlife crisis like that, considering
it's a mid part trait.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
But I hope to God that I do the opposite
and and just be like I hit it and I'm
old and I'm like, thank God, I'm finally old.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I think I reckon? This is the Rhyan trajectory.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I reckon. You'll be thirty six.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I just hope, I hope I have my hair, You'll.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Have your hair, will be white and whatever. But then
you'll be like, damn, at least I have. Wait, your
wardrobe is just as bad as is though, Yeah, yeah,
so maybe you've got to focus on your wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah yeah, I'll just instead of spending money on like
my face and hair and.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Neutrogen unless you're sponsored the podcast and it's not gone
on your face. Yes, you're just going to start wearing
what ed hardy or something. I don't know what old
people wear.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
This wearing now, I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You look brother, right, right? No of your best mates? Right.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I do worry about you, considering on Sunday at halftime,
we're angry. I was a little bit were angry and
you did turn up today? Will bit angry thinking about Sunday. Yeah,
it's a angry that. It's like if it was any
bigger than five two. It's kind of slightly concerned, slightly
concerning because he's a little angry.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It's not concerned.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Little midget yelling.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
So look, we worry.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We worry, and we just want to we want to
run through a quiz together, and I thought I'll do
it with you.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I'm going to do it together.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Do you want to hold hands?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
See this is a problem, it's the fucking problem, goes,
so middy, tell us what we're going through here.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
So I found a psychology today quiz for anger management
tests or an anger management test slash quiz. So we're
going to go through this with both of them and
see what it comes out as for both Jazz and Ryan.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So I believe the answers are strongly disagree all the
way out to strongly agree. Yeah, one to five, So
you don't have to say the word, just say one
to five or whatever one being strongly disagree by being
strongly agree.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Uh huh Okay, So the first question I can't help
getting into arguments? One?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, one, what honestly arguments?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
What do you do well at soccer?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
But if someone yells back at me, I just go
all right, I don't know. I think that's I think
that's fair. Oh, what do you want me to pick? Two?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
No, No, it's your honestly if you want me to
pick two.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I think about outside outside of soccer as well.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay, it's your honest opinion.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
If someone teases me or makes a joke about me,
I lose my temper.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
One five, I'd say three, what do you reckon? Because
I reckon three something the right thing will piss you off.
Where one it's very hard to find the thing that
gets me.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, you just get sad. Yeah, you pick something.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
If you're angry, Yeah, if you know what I get,
I just go quiet. Yeah, I just give them you
don't get. Yeah, and the thing is because it's I'll
be true, you don't get. I've never seen you angry.
I don't think i've ever seen you angry. You're probably
ones and zeros like the whole fucking next time. Even
when my anger is aroused, I stay calm.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Five definitely five for me. So from angry, can you
hold it together?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
So even when my anger is a roused and you're angry,
two or three on that one, I reckon two Yep,
I've become so mad that I have broken things one. Yeah, one,
I don't think I don't property damage.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever broken.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've never punched the wall. I've only ever punched the
wall because it's funny and we're ripping that yourproc off.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, I punched the wall being angry. But that was
like when I was like ten, No, well that's what
I mean, like basically hurt the wall. I hurt my
hands like we're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Probably I'm an even tempered person.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Three. Yeah, I think that's a three answer for most.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, that's even I haven't any arguments with members of
my family. I'd say that would be a three for me.
Five I did. I do argue with my family sometimes.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Of a five for that one, I literally I don't
think I can go a phone call without having an
argument with my family.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, when I feel angry, I take time to think
before I react strongly agree. Wait do you think you
before disagree? I'd say put me on a four on
that one?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
If I bought a new product and realized it didn't work,
I would be furious to do I do that?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Gen Z thing would be damn I would be I
would be furious, but I wouldn't do anything about it,
So you would be furious.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'd say it too, because it probably wouldn't bother me
that long.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
So three or four? Which one? I'd say? You strong
just agree? Okay? Also just agree that that's four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I can communicate how I'm feeling without becoming aggressive. Oh
I think I'm a four?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah? Four? Or you reckon?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
When people annoy me, I tell them what I what
I think of.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Them, mad disagree that It really depends on I'm going
to say.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I never say I feel I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Three because if I'm drunk, I'm happy to tell you
that you're a funck with Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I'll never say it. If you never do, that's a
strong disagree.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I never say anything about it. I'd never say anything
about anyone to be fair, No, you.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Don't, now that's yeah, that's a strong disagree for a ride,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I can if I feel disrespected, even if it's unintentional,
I get really mad.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Agree M.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Four Agree yeah, three for me, Yeah, I just put four.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ye. I am able to prevent my anger from turning
into aggression. Five Yeah, five, I'm not going to beat
someone up. What the fuck? That's I would say?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I would say if you're less than four, that's like
you're getting you're so angry you lay hands on someone.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, if you've ever considered hurting someone because they've cut
you off in the in the like on the M four,
Maybe you should.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Smoke more cigarettes fair enough. You're not getting enough tobacco
on your body to cool.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You don't get enough nicotine in your lungs.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, you need more, you need you need advice. If
you're getting angry, I think if you're beeping on the road,
you have anger.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Out of anger. Yeah, yeah, if you're doing it for
a laugh, if you're two different.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
If any more than just a beep, Like, you know,
if someone cuts you off and you're like, what the
fuck are you gop?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's fine. But if you're.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Going the window down to yell at them, it's.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right, we get it. Your life at home sucks, okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I could never exploit someone out of my out of anger.
My conscience wouldn't punish me exploit. How do you exploit
someone out of anger?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Give me a neutral in that one, but you'll give
me a threw?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Is that like?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Is that like you? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Three?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Do you strongly agree or strongly disagree? So your middle Yeah?
I sort of half understand it, not really, so I
just went three.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Is that like you're so pissed off at someone that
you'd like, probably.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Someone did you wrong and then you just try and manipulate.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Him to fuck?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I tend to harbor grudges and thinking about them makes
me mad. One one one one one one.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Grudges are gross two people that well on ship. Ah,
I've only got one.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Grudge, but that's it with me.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, definitely you because you're chopped no with the coach
that sat me out in the Grand Final and then
we lost fifty nil even though we won't. We lost
two games all year and anywhere, no hard feelings, And
I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Okay, you're definitely washed.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I was washed.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
I was done, definitely washed. You deserve to get dropped.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I was like, fucking Doc Hudson, bro Doc Hudson. I
was out of the game, dropped on your head.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I calm down faster than most people. I'd say five.
I think I calm down very quick.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
That's like four. Yeah, Sometimes I just need to talk.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Sometimes I just tell Middy what pissed me off, and
it sorts it out straight away.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Is me the one that pisses you off all the time?
Is that you grudge?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No, he doesn't piss me off all the time. Only
most of the time. He niggles me a lot. What
you can't have to bleep that, I said, tickles.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I can identify triggers that make me angry and take
steps to avoid them. I'd say four for me on
that one.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Fucking what one? I don't understand triggers?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, that's fair. I am angrier than I am willing
to admit. Ah, that's a three for me. I think
at times I am times are not.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I think I think I'll strongly disagree with that. I
think I know when I'm angry, you are angry a lot, ah,
not a lot, just around like you guys.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
He's happy when he's at home alone. What do you
mean Elie does at homes curse out his cats?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What do you mean when you're there spying on it
the you mean, Silace, You're gonna come out and be
the cool cat. You're a funk when you're on my own. Okay,
given enough provocation, I may hit another person to be
provoked enough disagree.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Look if they hit me and provoked me that way, Yes,
let's not think of it like that though. It'd be
you throw the first punch, which I wouldn't. I would
never I'd confront. I don't think i'd just go tell
let me just give me a I'd be more of
a smart ass before i'd throw a punch.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I don't think i'd go home the kids special and
let me punch the y. Yeah, it's a two for that,
Mitchell two two.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Ryan one. I'd never. I'd never throw the first punch.
It just likes arking up.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I do, like I do love stirring the pot. I
think that's way more fun. Then, I reckon, we should
call you the fastone. You're the cauldron brom the cauldron.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Stare. Okay, next question. My friends have commented that I
can't control my anger. One for sure.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
As Ryan said, he's never seen me angry.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
What were you guys? Reckon?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I reckon you you can control your anger. Yeah, one,
it's just kind of your anger is just annoying. Yes,
it's really maybe a two because you get angrier more.
But you can too, because all you do is you
just go for the jugular for like five minutes, and
after that you're like, oh, how funny was that slide? Yeah,
(34:40):
you said five minutes of telling everyone they're a piece
of ship and you wish that they will fucking come
into the sheets. And after that you're like, I guess
i'll get your beer at the pups. Yeah, you're just
gonna get your fucking I get my yell out, and
then I'm fining. You just gotta yap first, and your
sweet that's it.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
That's it. I didn't go.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I don't yap for like an hour, and then I'm
really angry. I'm really it's all inside. I get it
out and then I'm fine. When you yap at me,
do you hope I get up and respond? No, because
if I think if you respond, I'd have nothing to say.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Back at you. I just sit there and just go yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Take it all the time.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I think it pisses me off worse that you don't respond.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Wish I had a bit of dog in that in
all arguments.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You just had a bit of dog in yard because
there you look like a bitch.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I actually did that in all arguments. I just go yep, yep, yeah,
yeah right. I actually sometimes just cut it out.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Did it piss you off?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
On the weekend when I asked you, do you want
to go right back?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Well, when you said that, and I was like why,
and You're like haten and Analyx is like no, no,
Hayden's still great, and I'm like, what do you I'm like,
I was just walkingp He's like, well, what do you
want me to do?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And also the guy and the guy in the right wing,
Hayden had had him covered, and I was like, why
would I take Hayden off him? This guy's going to
beat me? Yeah, Like this guy's quicker than me, and
he looks more dangerous and fucking mullet head.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't know. I don't know. Okay, last question.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
If someone continues arguing about a topic they know little about,
I feel irritated, but let it go. Oh, it definitely
does irritate me. Four. Yeah, four, I don't always let
it go. I don't always let it and someone to.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Informed, care to be honest, someone's ill informed and I'm informed,
and they're gonna keep going on.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
I think it matters who it is. Like if it's you,
i'd call you out if I knew you were wrong
about something.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I probably I do sit down pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
But that's it.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's like it's like if you were speaking, like if
you're saying something and it's like, I know you've never
seen it before, and I would just say something like
along the lines of that, like have you seen it before?
Like did you even watch it? Did you even watch?
You throw a few? You throw a few slurs in
there too. I would definitely throw like a nose joke,
like a fucking you're fat your massive cheeks or something like.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
The nose jokes don't hurt, which is good.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I don't mind when they say it, because I'm yeah,
I know.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
So what was the numbers for it?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I said four?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I say two, so I don't really care, strong and disagree.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You probably wanted to be a four. Then agreed, saying
that you could let it go.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh, let it go? Yeah four? Sorry, yeah. See all
these fucking fakes. It's psychology exams. It's like fucking Laplane
all over again. Let me chuck it word in there
at the end to fuck you over fake psychology exams.
Fuck you psychanalyzed, right, psychanalyze me.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You're bitch, You've got problems. Don't try and diagnose me.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
We don't diagnose you all. Or what how's our scores? Mini?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
The scores didn't show up? Nice autism, no scores?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
What do you mean they didn't shot? They both I
went to calculate them and they just disappeared. They're both
like what's.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Your what's your evaluation of an uninfluenced, unqualified person.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
As an unqualified person. If you're doing that as a
self assessment, you're fine now, like I.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Know, just like a like a look at yourself, dickhead,
Like I think, so, I'm just not You're not the
worst person ever.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
I wouldn't be surprised if they purposely. I'm going to
see yourself. You get angry, you can see it.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I'm going to say that test there can be one
of the pettiest things in the world.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You reckon.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Like imagine we sent that to Cameron and he entered
everything about the threes. It's like, bro, you get angry.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
All the time?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He would He would say, I'm not that angry, and
it's like, you have angry issues. Yeah, yeah, you get
kicked once in soccer and you decide that you're going
to fucking destroy them and give away a free kid.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
He's like, oh you could, I could just fucking assault someone.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah I could. I could. If I did this in
the street, I'd go to jail for the night.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
But yeah, no, I feel like that that test there
was created solely because someone's like, damn, how do I
tell someone they're angry?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Yeah, I'm going to make a test. I'm going to
tell someone they angry in a very subtle way.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, you're going that person that made that got stabbed,
I'm so angry.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Probably not, because there's multiple people who made that, Midi.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Midi, as I said, your an educated opinion can you
give your self a valuation of each of us after
our answers, give it put a little bit of a
little bit of spin on it. So Ryan, first, what's
yourself evaluation on him with his answers?
Speaker 4 (39:22):
What the answers that he gave.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, the answer that he gave to what I've seen, Yes,
I can see some of it being true. Some of
it was like manipulated in a way to be like,
oh no, I don't do that. But yeah, give us
some examples.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Give us a little bit examples of what you think
he didn't answer properly.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The grudge grudges one specifically because he walked in here
angry as all hell with a grudge from something else
and let it out.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Oh yeah, you did just shit on the soccer team
for about ten minutes before you smiled.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, exactly after he was done with the swis.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, we're fucking shit.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Well, now, I mean your evaluation to me would be
a lot better because we've known each other for almost
six years. Now, what would you say my answers were
and your evaluation on it?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
They fit? Well?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
There is a little bit of if provoked, right, you
will you will go Yes, I've seen you even when
you weren't. You've been provoked, You've gone hmmm. I've seen
you get angry and frustrated and just pull back. You're anger.
You know how to control your anger, but you were
angry at points.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
I get frustrated.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's stupid a lot. Yeah, that's stupid, especially when they
arc up back to me. It's like, bro, you are
I would not be arcing up at you if you
weren't wrong.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
The reason that I am marking up at you right
now is because you're wrong. You are so wrong with
what you're saying. You see me do it to Jackson. Yeah,
I'm fucking towards shreds like yeah, I think it's easy
to like to ye, but I gave him like a
thirty minutes. Like, Bros, your opinions are so fucking wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
I can't even I don't want to shit on my
brother like that.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
But he's opened.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
This is two years ago, and after a couple of years,
his opinions were very single minded. Red hair chick that
owns a fish and chip shop. I never heard of one,
never heard of one. No, never heard of.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
A redhaired chick that it's a fish and chip shop.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
That she doesn't like it. Her shopping trolley got murdered.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
She thinks that she's oh oh yeah, yeah, very very
views that way. And I was like, Jackson, that's fucking
that's so one dimensional, cunt g Yeah. Yeah, Well, look,
this podcast has been a lot slower, and it's been
a lot more.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
We dove deep into our feelings and I feel I
feel like I already know exactly how I felt.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Right, do you feel less angry?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Ah? Right this second, I guess so.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Well, it's really funny that I love that.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I just start driving home and you know, everything comes back.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
You're not the The funny thing is you're not the
angry friend. But one of your nicknames is angry wa Rai,
because when you get angry, it is a.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Little bit funny.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
When you're not getting yelled at, you're like, right, shut up,
you're too cute, shut up, shut up. It's like when
you get when you get here sat by a kitten,
you're like, oh, he thinks he's big.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Do something?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Do something?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Just a little door that picks up flows me against
the wall.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Your yells are like a very aggressive cat that just
doesn't know how to pull out its claws.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You just you're just slaps. So yeah, look we might
look into a few more of those later.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Funny ones.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I guess, yeah, a bit more. I think we definitely
we did throw the idea of a gay.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
One and I don't know, after a few comments that
we heard on the field, everyone thinks that me and
Ryan are gay.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Well, you know, yeah, when someone said that Ryan's gay
and then someone said, well, jes you hang out with
him a lot, and I said, I'm not gay. My
boyfriend said, they said that you were gay first. They
said you were gay first, and from what Zach said
that you were gay.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Zach said I was gay. So that's another week's one,
Yes exactly.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
But yeah, so Mitchell will now tell you the little
important information that we need to tell you so you
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(44:09):
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Speaker 3 (44:17):
We found out yesterday. Matt, my brother listens. He does
the second most chopped yes, all right behind Robert Irwin. Yeah,
thank god.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But like, look, me and Ryan enjoy these speak pipes, man,
he enjoys them more. And now look, we all got
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a voicemail. Tell me, tell him how good he looks.
He's so cute, He's very cute.
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I want to pinch it.
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We just pinch a little cheeks. Middy Pokemon card, you're
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This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another brilliant
episode of the Afternoon Attention.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Ryan, Mate, how are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm feeling great now, mate, would you feel even better
on this lovely Monday if you happen to be caught
on some certain fan camp.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
On this Monday or on the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
On the weekend to say it comes in, say I.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Was with a fellow work mate of what department, of
what department, maybe the HR department, and maybe I'm in
a position of power in my company and I'm asking
them to come with me, and you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Go to a I mean, look, you're probably not worried
if you go to like, you know, like a Baker
Boy gig or something like that. But you just happen
to go to I don't know, probably one of the
biggest bands of the world, Cold Plate.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Baker Bo Gig.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I went to Triple J. Like, I just looked up
their Instagram and just saw that they something on it.
I took my bitch there.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So yeah, if you if you've been asleep so you
haven't been on any social media. The CEO of Mitchell
what's a.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Company called company is called Astronomer.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Astronomer has been caught on a camera where what's his name, Chris,
Chris Martin. Chris Martin goes, we want to be bought
all of you onto the stage. That's not his voice,
that's close.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
To that was actually pretty close to Chris Martin, was it?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know, I don't know. Hey it's Chris Martin here.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But yeah, So he did this thing where they got
this like circle screen and they're like, we're going to
invite yours on the stage via camera went around, there's
like a Mario in Lrwegian. There's a dude wearing a crown,
and then it just pans this couple.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now, Ryan, what are this couple doing?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
They were they'll they'll hugging each other.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It was like an embrace from behind.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Very very very intimate embrace from behind.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Obviously we'll show it right here. Yeah, oh look at
all right, either they're having an.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Affair or they have this great shot, but this this
intermate embrace. Look, I think to the naked eye, you
don't know that this guy's the CEO of Astronomer and that's.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
His HR department.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well if you don't look into it. Yeah, but but
there are some fuckings. Just some people that would probably
see that clip even without even if they didn't react
the way they did, would find out who they are,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But what so what creates this clip and makes it
massive and takes on the world where people record it
is the fact that they ship their pants and run
off screen. Yeah, not exactly the reaction I would do.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What reaction would you do though?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
But would you be calling in an affair?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I'd probably yeah, probably, just you're one hundred percent caught,
Like that's the argument. No matter what they did, they
were caught as soon as the carapan to them.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think the only I think the only reaction you
can do to hope to get away with it, right,
even though it's against the God's ten commandments, And we
got to really be considered that because Mitchell is a
man of Christ. Okay, and it definitely defends Mitchell, especially
his Bible versus.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But you were just act like you're a couple.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, even if they acted like a yeah, but you
know what I mean, like no one's filming and going on, Look,
you're stupid, these fucking so they were cheating on with
on there. I think if you do it's.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Not as big. Yeah, it's not as big because it's
not obvious.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Look if it's like Elon Musk and whatever, you're like, oh,
Elon Musk was on the thing, but this guy is
just like he's a CEO, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like if I saw it, I'd be like, I have
no fucking clue that question. Did you know his name
before you saw the video?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I still don't know ceo Cuddle Man.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, but he's in my phone's contacts. Half on a
cold Play next week.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The only thing that I would say is that the
reason that they shit themselves and it just happens to
be he might be the best CEO ever. Well, really,
imagine you've gone to the kitchen, right, You've gone to
the kitchen to have a barbe like, you know, I
don't know offers people.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I've seen them. They have cakes.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They just have cakes because Mavis's his cat died or something.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They have a cake and he goes, you know what, guys,
I'm going to treat yours all to going to cold
Play on Friday. That's the only reason I could see
that rationally, other than panic, is that you ship yourself
because your entire company is there and you're seeing that
your fucking your HR. It's like, it's the only reason
that I would rationally do that. The reaction is to
know that people know who we are, like personally, both
(04:49):
of us, because any of you know who he is?
How do you know who she is? Like, she's not
she's not on.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
The board, she's a HR. But on their website, they've
got to.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Go on the website.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They've actually got both photos within two lines of each other.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So yeah, fucking detectives would find that out.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, but that's in there, that's her there on the website.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Let's I just see it as like if a tree
falls in the woods, does it really make a noise?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Like if it if they didn't act weird at all
and just act like a couple, does anyone really look
into it?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Did you just say, if a tree falls in the woods,
it wouldn't make a tree, It doesn't make noise, doesn't
make noise.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's it's just.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
The saying of like, no one witnessed it, did it even,
did it even happen? Did it make and doesn't really? Yeah,
that's the whole thing. It's the same. So that's what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
If they just stayed like cuddle like that the whole
time went, does anyone care?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Probably his wife.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, I'm going to say, this bloke has the biggest
balls on him to go to a cold blake his wife.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Wait, no, he probably didn't take his wife.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I just say that would be stupid. You deserve to
be caught if you took your wife and concert. I
think he's uh. I think I was going to say,
I think his wife would be pissed off, the one
thing that I think she's justified to be. But you
know what I mean, like, how do you missed out
on fucking cold Play tickets?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That would shit me the moment, shit me up the wall.
I don't care how dry the sex is. I want
to see Chris Martin.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It must be that dry. They've got like four kids,
don't they.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Talking about the kids. I saw something really funny today.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I send it to you. I didn't send it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So there was one where it's like there's a trend
going on at TikTok at the moment where it's like,
let's hear it for the men of the Year, and
it's just like they're posting shitty thing that men's do,
like you know, like look what like a really bad breakup,
like like a stupid text messages where he's like threatening
someone that's like, here's a piece of shit man.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And there's this young boy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
He's like fourteen fifteen, he's camp probably whatever, but not important.
But he goes, let's here for the Man of the
Year and he leans up to the green screen. He goes,
that's my dad, and he goes, yeah, ruined my life.
But the best thing that it happened in the comments
goes shut the fuck up. You're rich, and he goes
(07:19):
to the fen he goes, yeah, and you're poor. You
have to go to work. And he's like, yeah, and
your dad cheats on your mum. I just love that
this generation goes, damn, my entire life is being ripped
apart all over the world. I'm going to cash in
on that and make content. Ye man, kids, these days,
(07:42):
what do we do when our parents split up?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
We played ratchet and.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Clean plays of Halo with our brothers.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Nothing worse, Nothing worse when your parents are arguing and
splitting up. Not that I would have heard it because
I was too young, but you know you're playing, and
then you hear Dad go that fucking little cun in there.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
All he does is.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Play Xbox, copping fucking strays from dad.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Doesn't fucking do anything.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
When you were like fourteen to like seventeen, like when
you probably don't need to have a job because you're
a bit too young, and you're getting like secondhand fucking
smoke from dad. Yeah, Oh, what the fuck do I
have to pay for this?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah? Yeah, you're old enough. You've got on your chest
now dad, it's three hairs on my nipple. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Why don't you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So? Yeah, look we had a bit of a camera problem.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That's all right.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
We're talking about this dad getting divorced in this fourteen
year old being too rich?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Ron, Do you remember your parents divorce?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
They never got married. I didn't need to go through.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The coffy strays.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, a couple of phrase all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
So you're talking about not having money, not having.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
A job, Yeah, when you're like fourteen to well, I
didn't get a job till I was late eighteen anyways.
You know, so when I was seventeen and eighteen, they
really give me shit, but they were just I think
they were justified in doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, it's kind of a funny one.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Like I got a job and then I was like,
you know, baller, and then it got to a point
where I was telling mum what was happening there, and
then she went in there, and like I, I called
him sick once I was genuinely sick, because I did
call a few sickies where I wasn't sick, and I
called him sick this time. And the manager that gave
me a bit of shit fucking ripped mum on the phone,
and Mum's like, fuck that, and coming down right now,
(09:33):
the Mum's toward shreds of this twenty four year old,
fucking fat, poor bitch. Yeah, you bitch, fucking hell, man,
can you return some of the makeup? Mech is out
of fucking mech is out of stock, your fucking bitch.
Fucking hell, if you bought her one hundred dollars fucking
mech a gift card, it wouldn't even take up ten
(09:55):
percent of a fucking cart, Damn bitch. But yeah, then
Mum goes, fuck that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The manager goes the big managers like, oh, can we
can we have a meeting we want to sort this out.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Mum goes, yeah, okay without a meeting. Can We started
talking to her and Mom's like you should. She goes,
it's very simple. I know you're down on cooks just
when I work with Tyler at KFC. No, you're down
on cooks. You either fire her. Oh my son leaves
right now. She's like, oh, but we saw it. We
only that leaves us with like three cooks. And she's like,
(10:27):
we can't just fire her. He's like, my son's not
coming back to working. Your Mum's like, don't worry about it.
You'll find another job. Did I No, I just started
paying for my Hoyd states nice?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nice? Yeah, RAWI just stepped in up, Bro, she stepped up, big,
stepped up. She should have.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
We should have become mates, ben Bro. We had a
Matt and Jade had fucking dollar hoids tickets.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Could have went there. Yeah, we should have. She went
such a little pussy little Ryan. We're going to get
a photo eventually, have a little Ryan. Ryan's had like
had he like it's not a glow up, but like
how he's like an evolution.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He's still chopped, but Ryan's had a real evolution.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
He's like he's like he went from like fucking squirt
lied blast toys squirtles straight to blast toys, nasketball turtle
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah. No, you didn't have war turtles.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
They never had a wallter age.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, you're little, you're little through school? Remember being little?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I was a little boy.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah do you reckon that little boy would have dealt
with the fact that his dad's a CEO and he's
cheating on his mum on fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Well yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I was like, if I had rich parents, I would
definitely be way more humble. I'd be a humble rich kid.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I would.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I would know I would. No, I think that's coming
from a poor family, coming.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
From a life where you like your parents have told
you no before. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, not no just once, no, a lot, a lot,
yeah no, pretty much every day of every week.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I think.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think if you have grown up in a.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Like if you've been if you've been you've been taken
grocery shopping with your mum and you wanted something and
she said no, I think that's pretty poor.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I think you should never be able to complain about that.
There's a food at home thing. If your parents didn't
own a house. No, I think if your rent I
was a rent kid. Yeah, I'm a rant kid too.
M hm, that was a rank kid.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But I think you could be rich in red.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I think you would you though, Yeah, I guess you
wouldn't have to pay strata, would you.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What's your skincare routine? Right?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I uh? I washed my face with soap, so.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Face washer or anything. Put any like new Tugena or
anything like magically in.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There, just fucking so face washed. To hit on it,
there is one that I buy that's like head and
face wash. I guess I'm not sure exactly what Brandon is.
I'm like, do you do you worry I don't really
care that.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Do you worry that?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Like, I don't know. Let's say you get to the
age of I don't know, like thirty six, that you
might look thirty.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Six, that I might look thirty six. I'd hope, so, dude,
I hope i'd look fucking finally look old, because.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I mean, I've seen this guy on TikTok a while,
but he's actually taken a bit of traction now. And
this guy unbelievable healthcare right, unbelievable to the point that
he looks seventeen. Seventeen, he says satirically hypothetically, I think
he does. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But this guy here, I've got to look up his
name in a second. It's one of the same things.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's this Brazilian guy and his whole TikTok is the
fact that he will be like he'll make a skit
of where like he's doing something in an adult would do,
and then we'll say something along the lines of like, oh,
I've come to pick up my niece.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh, you can't pick up your niece.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You're seventeen, and he's like, I'm actually thirty six, and
they're like, no, you're seventeen, and then he'll just like
skip away.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
But like it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's like he just thinks that he is seventeen. And
the thing that he does as well, just to prove
he's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
He just goes throws up gang signs, up gang signs
and then skips and he's seventeen. It's pretty close.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Do you want to hit the hit the bid?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh wow, that's it just our initial look seventeen for sure.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
It's oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
The wink is scary.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Do you like, he's obviously spent a bit of money
on his face, right, do you reckon he could have
saved a bit and bought some better clothes? Seriously, man, Like,
what was he wearing a fucking tank top with.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Jawns and then fucking a throwover shirt? I love it
he goes like he goes, I look seventeen. It always
says that thirty six year old male model.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
He's like, he's got the face of like a mid
twenty year old with like the body of fucking Benjamin
Button when he was fucking his body looks fucking old.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Credit.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The thing that I want to bring up too is
he's just covered in white hair as well, white hair
I don't really know down the side, it's just white.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And it's like, bro, that's very like thirty five.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Old thing to have is the silver fox lone?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Look. The thing that worries me a lot about this guy.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Do you reckon we'd turned into that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Be He's got a mid heart man. Fuck now, That's
why I'm worried. Do you need to shit?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Do you message him? And do you see his asking
tips and tricks?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Do you want to look seventeen? A thirty six, considering
that's not far off. Since you're pushing.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Thirty, what what do you what?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Do you reckon? He actually looks AJZ you're not far
off either.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I think his face is like he'd get away with,
like late twenties.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'd say he genuinely looks thirty six. He has get
away He has some aging lines on his face. It's
not like his face is super tight.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh no, it's not super tight.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
But he's got crowds feet, man. Yeah, like we're pushing.
I mean you're pushing thirty. I'm starting to push thirty.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You're pushing the If I'm pushing they, you'll pushing dy
to your fucking We don't have.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Crowds feet yet.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, mate, pull your hair back for it for a
sec me a little squint.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
No not really, you got a crowte kroto right right?
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
But like the thing that do you reckon this?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Because he's been trying to dive into this so long?
Do you reckon? He's how do you reckon? This has started?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
For it started?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's literally one comment? Or he just is delusional.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I think he's genuinely delusional. I don't think it's like
a comment. I think maybe I don't know, Like he's
probably spent a bit of money to like look younger,
so it's like he's got to justify it somehow. So
he's got to like make videos and be like, oh,
I'm seventeen. I don't think anyone has been like, like,
like you said before, he was picking up his niece
or something, and then they're like, you can't pick him up,
(17:46):
you're seventeen. I don't think that's true at all.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, the best things about the videos is that, like
if I was thirty six and look seventeen and I
went to go pick up my niece from school, they go,
you can't, you're seventeen. I don't go. But I'm thirty
six again, Nah, your seventeen? How did you just turn
around and skip away? I don't just go.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Tried that? Damn. Sorry, sorry nice has to say at
school for another day.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're gonna have to some afternoon detention.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
It's like brother doesn't own an Ida either.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, just like a check my idea and also specsavers.
Oh Fred Hollows needs to go through Brazil if no
one can see those fucking forehead wrinkles on him. You look,
you look seventeen Fucking hell, how bad is the UV
raised in Brazil?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, it must be pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
There must be some serious fucking five time in the
fucking re edite.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, because he's just sunbake all day.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, he's playing, he's doing fucking kickups in the fucking beach.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
He's a Hackey sack champion.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, yeah, hockey sack champion of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
The one thing I do notice though, that kind of
earies me out right. So he does it in like
a street, and the thing that always looks weird is
the sun's always looking like pretty high, so it looks
like it's quite midday when he makes these videos. There
is never anyone in his There's never anyone there. It's
not like cars and shit driving paths is like people
walking around. There's houses all around, but this guy just
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lives in one house and no one else lives there.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well, maybe owns a place. Because he's thirty six. He's
got his love to get at thirty six, he has
a bit of investment. I think he's got to be
an invested If he's thirty six, you'd hope.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
So thirty six and investment power. That's pretty strong.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
That's yeah, reckon.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
If he saved his money on investment, he'd be able
to spend it on real skin care and looks seventeen.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Um, hopefully he'd buy some clothes, to be honest, what's.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
It is that the thing that's ringing out to you
the world? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
The worst part is that he's like put a lot
of effort into his face and hair and whatever, but
he's wearing he like looks homeless. Well, the thing that's
wrong I've seen homeless people better dressed than him.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I think that's fucking in my head the most ever
since I first saw it, is why are you trying
to come across as seventeen?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I hate it when I get my dad at the
fucking pub on seph Did you notice how shitty I got.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
At the pub where fucking locals at wet there every
Sunday after soccer and we get fucking idea.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's bullshit, bro, I don't want to get fucking ID
I'll tak.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
It like damn do I I mean, I'm like, I
know I don't look like forty or whatever, but I
don't look eighteen.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, no, eighteen. I was a big guy. But
it's under.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's under twenty five, jazz that they've got a idea.
We're both over twenty five, Mitchell, how do you the
how old do we both of us?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Look?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You could plausibly both be twenty five? Stop it, We've
I reckon. We both reckon. I'm not pushing thirty anymore.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I reckon. I reckon.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You could, honestly, like, you could say we're twenty five,
and then at a certain angle you could say that we're
almost thirty.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
The guy at work, the landscape at work, we were
talking about our age because we had a feeling. Bloke
at work and he's twenty two. We're talking to lanscap
Bridge twenty five, and he goes, how do you jazz ago?
How do you think I am? He goes on, know thirty?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I was like, damn, damn, oh shit, I don't think
I get that. At work, I think they everyone thinks
I'm like way younger you are smaller, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Depends on your facial hair.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Depends on your facial hair.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Also, like if I shave or not. Like at the moment,
I'm like, people think I'm really young. Oh yeah, you're
like baby face though. Yeah, but when I have the beer,
I feel you. I'd probably still id check you. Yeah,
not idea check you. You're not twenty five, though, so
you need you I should be. It's still he's still
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very cute in the face, matell Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I just want to pinch his little cheeks.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I want to kiss it, keeps him all over. I
want to tuck him into bed, give you a little
milky and cooking.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
I like that, mature you.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I did not know you wouldn't like that you would
like me to talk you.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
No what not. I'd sort of be creeped out. Why
were you in my mouse?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
If we if we were knocking at your door, would
you not invite us in to give you a beer?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
But when he expected hunted me in.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Though, after we have like a little conversation and then
you're a little tuck it out.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I've tucked you into bed before, you have, yeah, bed before,
So why you fucking get on our high horse like
that's weird accepting my hour of need where I can't
even walk in the front fucking door.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, I tucked right into bed too.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah right, Yeah, you guys took my keys away. I
was going to drive home.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But can you fell over the stairs?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because the stairs a fucking high. Hunt.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I wasn't drunk, No, no, not drunk at all.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You did love the attention from Jelley chucking you in?
Oh he did pissed me off?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Why because you were tucked in too tight? Yeah you're laughing.
I've got a video?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Was I laughing?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
One thing I did notice when I did chuck you in?
You didn't look seventeen? Hell old? Did I look?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Probably twenty seven at that stat.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
And a half at least.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So yeah, look, I think the really weird thing is
and I don't know why it's not called out Mitchell, Actually,
can you look up the age of consent in Brazil because.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Like, fourteen, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Why would you want to be seventeen? Like seventeen is
cool if all you made to seventeen, If you're seventeen
by yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
In Brazil the age of consent is fourteen?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
What How did I guess that?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
You've looked it up?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Now Argentina and Brazil are fucked.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Can confess your sins?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
You know what? Sign the petition? So Ryan has to
expose his hard drive.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Show me your heart drive.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Show me your hard drive. Now, what's this file? CP
or not? CP can't go in there. It's definitely no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, no, it's such other point.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I swear it's cyberpunk. I swear, I swear, I swear.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So look, Ryan, Final thoughts on this, Does this honestly
scare you.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That being thirty six and wanting to be seventeen?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
You're going to hit a midlife crisis like that, considering
it's a mid part trait.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
But I hope to God that I do the opposite
and and just be like I hit it and I'm
old and I'm like, thank God, I'm finally old.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I think I reckon? This is the Rhyan trajectory.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I reckon. You'll be thirty six.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I just hope, I hope I have my hair, You'll.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Have your hair, will be white and whatever. But then
you'll be like, damn, at least I have. Wait, your
wardrobe is just as bad as is though, Yeah, yeah,
so maybe you've got to focus on your wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah yeah, I'll just instead of spending money on like
my face and hair and.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Neutrogen unless you're sponsored the podcast and it's not gone
on your face. Yes, you're just going to start wearing
what ed hardy or something. I don't know what old
people wear.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
This wearing now, I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You look brother, right, right? No of your best mates? Right.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I do worry about you, considering on Sunday at halftime,
we're angry. I was a little bit were angry and
you did turn up today? Will bit angry thinking about Sunday. Yeah,
it's a angry that. It's like if it was any
bigger than five two. It's kind of slightly concerned, slightly
concerning because he's a little angry.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It's not concerned.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Little midget yelling.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
So look, we worry.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We worry, and we just want to we want to
run through a quiz together, and I thought I'll do
it with you.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I'm going to do it together.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Do you want to hold hands?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
See this is a problem, it's the fucking problem, goes,
so middy, tell us what we're going through here.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
So I found a psychology today quiz for anger management
tests or an anger management test slash quiz. So we're
going to go through this with both of them and
see what it comes out as for both Jazz and Ryan.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So I believe the answers are strongly disagree all the
way out to strongly agree. Yeah, one to five, So
you don't have to say the word, just say one
to five or whatever one being strongly disagree by being
strongly agree.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Uh huh Okay, So the first question I can't help
getting into arguments? One?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, one, what honestly arguments?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
What do you do well at soccer?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
But if someone yells back at me, I just go
all right, I don't know. I think that's I think
that's fair. Oh, what do you want me to pick? Two?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
No, No, it's your honestly if you want me to
pick two.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I think about outside outside of soccer as well.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay, it's your honest opinion.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
If someone teases me or makes a joke about me,
I lose my temper.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
One five, I'd say three, what do you reckon? Because
I reckon three something the right thing will piss you off.
Where one it's very hard to find the thing that
gets me.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, you just get sad. Yeah, you pick something.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
If you're angry, Yeah, if you know what I get,
I just go quiet. Yeah, I just give them you
don't get. Yeah, and the thing is because it's I'll
be true, you don't get. I've never seen you angry.
I don't think i've ever seen you angry. You're probably
ones and zeros like the whole fucking next time. Even
when my anger is aroused, I stay calm.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Five definitely five for me. So from angry, can you
hold it together?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
So even when my anger is a roused and you're angry,
two or three on that one, I reckon two Yep,
I've become so mad that I have broken things one. Yeah, one,
I don't think I don't property damage.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever broken.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've never punched the wall. I've only ever punched the
wall because it's funny and we're ripping that yourproc off.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, I punched the wall being angry. But that was
like when I was like ten, No, well that's what
I mean, like basically hurt the wall. I hurt my
hands like we're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Probably I'm an even tempered person.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Three. Yeah, I think that's a three answer for most.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, that's even I haven't any arguments with members of
my family. I'd say that would be a three for me.
Five I did. I do argue with my family sometimes.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Of a five for that one, I literally I don't
think I can go a phone call without having an
argument with my family.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, when I feel angry, I take time to think
before I react strongly agree. Wait do you think you
before disagree? I'd say put me on a four on
that one?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
If I bought a new product and realized it didn't work,
I would be furious to do I do that?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Gen Z thing would be damn I would be I
would be furious, but I wouldn't do anything about it,
So you would be furious.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'd say it too, because it probably wouldn't bother me
that long.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
So three or four? Which one? I'd say? You strong
just agree? Okay? Also just agree that that's four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I can communicate how I'm feeling without becoming aggressive. Oh
I think I'm a four?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah? Four? Or you reckon?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
When people annoy me, I tell them what I what
I think of.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Them, mad disagree that It really depends on I'm going
to say.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I never say I feel I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Three because if I'm drunk, I'm happy to tell you
that you're a funck with Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I'll never say it. If you never do, that's a
strong disagree.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I never say anything about it. I'd never say anything
about anyone to be fair, No, you.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Don't, now that's yeah, that's a strong disagree for a ride,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I can if I feel disrespected, even if it's unintentional,
I get really mad.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Agree M.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Four Agree yeah, three for me, Yeah, I just put four.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ye. I am able to prevent my anger from turning
into aggression. Five Yeah, five, I'm not going to beat
someone up. What the fuck? That's I would say?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I would say if you're less than four, that's like
you're getting you're so angry you lay hands on someone.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, if you've ever considered hurting someone because they've cut
you off in the in the like on the M four,
Maybe you should.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Smoke more cigarettes fair enough. You're not getting enough tobacco
on your body to cool.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You don't get enough nicotine in your lungs.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, you need more, you need you need advice. If
you're getting angry, I think if you're beeping on the road,
you have anger.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Out of anger. Yeah, yeah, if you're doing it for
a laugh, if you're two different.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
If any more than just a beep, Like, you know,
if someone cuts you off and you're like, what the
fuck are you gop?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's fine. But if you're.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Going the window down to yell at them, it's.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right, we get it. Your life at home sucks, okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I could never exploit someone out of my out of anger.
My conscience wouldn't punish me exploit. How do you exploit
someone out of anger?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Give me a neutral in that one, but you'll give
me a threw?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Is that like?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Is that like you? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Three?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Do you strongly agree or strongly disagree? So your middle Yeah?
I sort of half understand it, not really, so I
just went three.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Is that like you're so pissed off at someone that
you'd like, probably.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Someone did you wrong and then you just try and manipulate.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Him to fuck?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I tend to harbor grudges and thinking about them makes
me mad. One one one one one one.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Grudges are gross two people that well on ship. Ah,
I've only got one.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Grudge, but that's it with me.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, definitely you because you're chopped no with the coach
that sat me out in the Grand Final and then
we lost fifty nil even though we won't. We lost
two games all year and anywhere, no hard feelings, And
I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Okay, you're definitely washed.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I was washed.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
I was done, definitely washed. You deserve to get dropped.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I was like, fucking Doc Hudson, bro Doc Hudson. I
was out of the game, dropped on your head.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I calm down faster than most people. I'd say five.
I think I calm down very quick.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
That's like four. Yeah, Sometimes I just need to talk.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Sometimes I just tell Middy what pissed me off, and
it sorts it out straight away.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Is me the one that pisses you off all the time?
Is that you grudge?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No, he doesn't piss me off all the time. Only
most of the time. He niggles me a lot. What
you can't have to bleep that, I said, tickles.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I can identify triggers that make me angry and take
steps to avoid them. I'd say four for me on
that one.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Fucking what one? I don't understand triggers?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, that's fair. I am angrier than I am willing
to admit. Ah, that's a three for me. I think
at times I am times are not.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I think I think I'll strongly disagree with that. I
think I know when I'm angry, you are angry a lot, ah,
not a lot, just around like you guys.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
He's happy when he's at home alone. What do you
mean Elie does at homes curse out his cats?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What do you mean when you're there spying on it
the you mean, Silace, You're gonna come out and be
the cool cat. You're a funk when you're on my own. Okay,
given enough provocation, I may hit another person to be
provoked enough disagree.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Look if they hit me and provoked me that way, Yes,
let's not think of it like that though. It'd be
you throw the first punch, which I wouldn't. I would
never I'd confront. I don't think i'd just go tell
let me just give me a I'd be more of
a smart ass before i'd throw a punch.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I don't think i'd go home the kids special and
let me punch the y. Yeah, it's a two for that,
Mitchell two two.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Ryan one. I'd never. I'd never throw the first punch.
It just likes arking up.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I do, like I do love stirring the pot. I
think that's way more fun. Then, I reckon, we should
call you the fastone. You're the cauldron brom the cauldron.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Stare. Okay, next question. My friends have commented that I
can't control my anger. One for sure.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
As Ryan said, he's never seen me angry.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
What were you guys? Reckon?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I reckon you you can control your anger. Yeah, one,
it's just kind of your anger is just annoying. Yes,
it's really maybe a two because you get angrier more.
But you can too, because all you do is you
just go for the jugular for like five minutes, and
after that you're like, oh, how funny was that slide? Yeah,
(34:40):
you said five minutes of telling everyone they're a piece
of ship and you wish that they will fucking come
into the sheets. And after that you're like, I guess
i'll get your beer at the pups. Yeah, you're just
gonna get your fucking I get my yell out, and
then I'm fining. You just gotta yap first, and your
sweet that's it.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
That's it. I didn't go.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I don't yap for like an hour, and then I'm
really angry. I'm really it's all inside. I get it
out and then I'm fine. When you yap at me,
do you hope I get up and respond? No, because
if I think if you respond, I'd have nothing to say.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Back at you. I just sit there and just go yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Take it all the time.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I think it pisses me off worse that you don't respond.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Wish I had a bit of dog in that in
all arguments.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You just had a bit of dog in yard because
there you look like a bitch.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I actually did that in all arguments. I just go yep, yep, yeah,
yeah right. I actually sometimes just cut it out.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Did it piss you off?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
On the weekend when I asked you, do you want
to go right back?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Well, when you said that, and I was like why,
and You're like haten and Analyx is like no, no,
Hayden's still great, and I'm like, what do you I'm like,
I was just walkingp He's like, well, what do you
want me to do?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And also the guy and the guy in the right wing,
Hayden had had him covered, and I was like, why
would I take Hayden off him? This guy's going to
beat me? Yeah, Like this guy's quicker than me, and
he looks more dangerous and fucking mullet head.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't know. I don't know. Okay, last question.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
If someone continues arguing about a topic they know little about,
I feel irritated, but let it go. Oh, it definitely
does irritate me. Four. Yeah, four, I don't always let
it go. I don't always let it and someone to.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Informed, care to be honest, someone's ill informed and I'm informed,
and they're gonna keep going on.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
I think it matters who it is. Like if it's you,
i'd call you out if I knew you were wrong
about something.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I probably I do sit down pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
But that's it.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's like it's like if you were speaking, like if
you're saying something and it's like, I know you've never
seen it before, and I would just say something like
along the lines of that, like have you seen it before?
Like did you even watch it? Did you even watch?
You throw a few? You throw a few slurs in
there too. I would definitely throw like a nose joke,
like a fucking you're fat your massive cheeks or something like.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
The nose jokes don't hurt, which is good.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I don't mind when they say it, because I'm yeah,
I know.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
So what was the numbers for it?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I said four?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I say two, so I don't really care, strong and disagree.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You probably wanted to be a four. Then agreed, saying
that you could let it go.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh, let it go? Yeah four? Sorry, yeah. See all
these fucking fakes. It's psychology exams. It's like fucking Laplane
all over again. Let me chuck it word in there
at the end to fuck you over fake psychology exams.
Fuck you psychanalyzed, right, psychanalyze me.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You're bitch, You've got problems. Don't try and diagnose me.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
We don't diagnose you all. Or what how's our scores? Mini?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
The scores didn't show up? Nice autism, no scores?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
What do you mean they didn't shot? They both I
went to calculate them and they just disappeared. They're both
like what's.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Your what's your evaluation of an uninfluenced, unqualified person.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
As an unqualified person. If you're doing that as a
self assessment, you're fine now, like I.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Know, just like a like a look at yourself, dickhead,
Like I think, so, I'm just not You're not the
worst person ever.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
I wouldn't be surprised if they purposely. I'm going to
see yourself. You get angry, you can see it.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I'm going to say that test there can be one
of the pettiest things in the world.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You reckon.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Like imagine we sent that to Cameron and he entered
everything about the threes. It's like, bro, you get angry.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
All the time?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He would He would say, I'm not that angry, and
it's like, you have angry issues. Yeah, yeah, you get
kicked once in soccer and you decide that you're going
to fucking destroy them and give away a free kid.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
He's like, oh you could, I could just fucking assault someone.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah I could. I could. If I did this in
the street, I'd go to jail for the night.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
But yeah, no, I feel like that that test there
was created solely because someone's like, damn, how do I
tell someone they're angry?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Yeah, I'm going to make a test. I'm going to
tell someone they angry in a very subtle way.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, you're going that person that made that got stabbed,
I'm so angry.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Probably not, because there's multiple people who made that, Midi.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Midi, as I said, your an educated opinion can you
give your self a valuation of each of us after
our answers, give it put a little bit of a
little bit of spin on it. So Ryan, first, what's
yourself evaluation on him with his answers?
Speaker 4 (39:22):
What the answers that he gave.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, the answer that he gave to what I've seen, Yes,
I can see some of it being true. Some of
it was like manipulated in a way to be like,
oh no, I don't do that. But yeah, give us
some examples.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Give us a little bit examples of what you think
he didn't answer properly.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The grudge grudges one specifically because he walked in here
angry as all hell with a grudge from something else
and let it out.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Oh yeah, you did just shit on the soccer team
for about ten minutes before you smiled.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, exactly after he was done with the swis.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, we're fucking shit.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Well, now, I mean your evaluation to me would be
a lot better because we've known each other for almost
six years. Now, what would you say my answers were
and your evaluation on it?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
They fit? Well?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
There is a little bit of if provoked, right, you
will you will go Yes, I've seen you even when
you weren't. You've been provoked, You've gone hmmm. I've seen
you get angry and frustrated and just pull back. You're anger.
You know how to control your anger, but you were
angry at points.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
I get frustrated.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's stupid a lot. Yeah, that's stupid, especially when they
arc up back to me. It's like, bro, you are
I would not be arcing up at you if you
weren't wrong.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
The reason that I am marking up at you right
now is because you're wrong. You are so wrong with
what you're saying. You see me do it to Jackson. Yeah,
I'm fucking towards shreds like yeah, I think it's easy
to like to ye, but I gave him like a
thirty minutes. Like, Bros, your opinions are so fucking wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
I can't even I don't want to shit on my
brother like that.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
But he's opened.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
This is two years ago, and after a couple of years,
his opinions were very single minded. Red hair chick that
owns a fish and chip shop. I never heard of one,
never heard of one. No, never heard of.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
A redhaired chick that it's a fish and chip shop.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
That she doesn't like it. Her shopping trolley got murdered.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
She thinks that she's oh oh yeah, yeah, very very
views that way. And I was like, Jackson, that's fucking
that's so one dimensional, cunt g Yeah. Yeah, Well, look,
this podcast has been a lot slower, and it's been
a lot more.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
We dove deep into our feelings and I feel I
feel like I already know exactly how I felt.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Right, do you feel less angry?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Ah? Right this second, I guess so.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Well, it's really funny that I love that.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I just start driving home and you know, everything comes back.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
You're not the The funny thing is you're not the
angry friend. But one of your nicknames is angry wa Rai,
because when you get angry, it is a.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Little bit funny.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
When you're not getting yelled at, you're like, right, shut up,
you're too cute, shut up, shut up. It's like when
you get when you get here sat by a kitten,
you're like, oh, he thinks he's big.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Do something?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Do something?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Just a little door that picks up flows me against
the wall.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Your yells are like a very aggressive cat that just
doesn't know how to pull out its claws.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You just you're just slaps. So yeah, look we might
look into a few more of those later.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Funny ones.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I guess, yeah, a bit more. I think we definitely
we did throw the idea of a gay.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
One and I don't know, after a few comments that
we heard on the field, everyone thinks that me and
Ryan are gay.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Well, you know, yeah, when someone said that Ryan's gay
and then someone said, well, jes you hang out with
him a lot, and I said, I'm not gay. My
boyfriend said, they said that you were gay first. They
said you were gay first, and from what Zach said
that you were gay.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Zach said I was gay. So that's another week's one,
Yes exactly.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
But yeah, so Mitchell will now tell you the little
important information that we need to tell you so you
know how to support the channel anyway.
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from there, including our speak pipe. Let us know what
what we're doing wrong, what we're doing right, and speak
(44:09):
to us. Will come give us your opinions? Yeah, because look,
I don't like let us know how gay jazz is.
Me and r.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
We found out yesterday. Matt, my brother listens. He does
the second most chopped yes, all right behind Robert Irwin. Yeah,
thank god.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But like, look, me and Ryan enjoy these speak pipes, man,
he enjoys them more. And now look, we all got
to pay Midi back for his hard work. Then him
a voicemail. Tell me, tell him how good he looks.
He's so cute, He's very cute.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I want to pinch it.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
We just pinch a little cheeks. Middy Pokemon card, you're
proud of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
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